WEBVTT - Our Terrifying Near Misses With Death! 0:00:00.560 --> 0:00:02.400 We got get every morning. 0:00:02.440 --> 0:00:08.960 Every day Adelaides, I'm droake to something outrageous happen at Lomat. 0:00:09.080 --> 0:00:11.119 Did you see that tree branch? And it was a 0:00:11.200 --> 0:00:15.560 big old tree branch fell and there are two people 0:00:15.800 --> 0:00:19.080 that had a very lucky escape, so ESA Ambulance said. 0:00:19.079 --> 0:00:20.680 A fifty five year old man was under the tree 0:00:20.680 --> 0:00:24.560 and treated at the scene. Unbelievable. Apparently there was just 0:00:24.600 --> 0:00:27.600 a massive crack and it came down. I think it's 0:00:27.600 --> 0:00:31.320 so hot and dry at the moment. Falling tree branches 0:00:31.360 --> 0:00:33.159 are such a thing, and there's been a couple of 0:00:33.240 --> 0:00:36.080 tragedies in Adelaide in the last couple of years. But 0:00:36.560 --> 0:00:43.320 how very scary, really scary has to be a tree falling. 0:00:43.440 --> 0:00:45.159 There was a tree branch. I just quickly typed in 0:00:45.200 --> 0:00:46.839 breaking branch sound effect and YouTube. 0:00:46.840 --> 0:00:49.520 This is what I got. Kind of sounds like a fire. 0:00:50.880 --> 0:00:52.120 We went down that barth. 0:00:52.120 --> 0:00:53.920 It's all good. It's good stuff, mate. It just sort of. 0:00:53.880 --> 0:00:56.720 Feels quite uneasy to know that any stage, if you're 0:00:56.800 --> 0:00:58.920 underneath the tree, it could break on you. Yeah. 0:00:59.000 --> 0:01:02.400 We were Middleton on the weekend and we were sitting 0:01:02.480 --> 0:01:04.400 under a big old gum tree and we actually moved. 0:01:04.520 --> 0:01:07.440 We like moved the whole because, as I say, everything 0:01:07.480 --> 0:01:09.120 so hot and dry, and there was a branch right 0:01:09.160 --> 0:01:11.679 above my head, and I was like, I wanted to 0:01:11.680 --> 0:01:13.600 move away from the branch. My husband wanted to plant 0:01:13.640 --> 0:01:14.640 me under it, you know. 0:01:14.720 --> 0:01:15.640 Classic he was. 0:01:15.680 --> 0:01:17.440 I consist, No, you need the shade. You need the shade. 0:01:17.480 --> 0:01:18.399 You don't need to overheat. 0:01:19.200 --> 0:01:20.800 Not that we want to make light of this stuff, 0:01:20.800 --> 0:01:23.480 but near misses, let's talk about them this morning. 0:01:23.560 --> 0:01:25.319 Yeah, it give us called thirteen twenty four ten. 0:01:25.720 --> 0:01:28.560 I remember when we were we were country kids, yes, 0:01:28.680 --> 0:01:30.560 and when we go to Sydney, it was usually for 0:01:30.600 --> 0:01:33.480 sport or something else. But I remember when I went there, 0:01:33.520 --> 0:01:36.080 I must have been like five or six, which means 0:01:36.080 --> 0:01:38.560 my sister would have been like eight or nine. And 0:01:38.600 --> 0:01:40.559 we don't see a lot of buses us country kids, 0:01:41.280 --> 0:01:43.640 particularly when there's buses and traffic coming from one way. 0:01:44.240 --> 0:01:47.040 And I remember my sister went out. She was sort 0:01:47.040 --> 0:01:49.280 of half trying to lead Dad, and she sort of 0:01:49.280 --> 0:01:52.240 half ran onto the road and looked the wrong way. 0:01:52.520 --> 0:01:54.520 She's looked left for some reason. 0:01:54.440 --> 0:01:59.160 And this bus has just gone four and we're talking centimeters. 0:01:59.320 --> 0:02:01.800 I remember that that stayed in my head forever because 0:02:01.840 --> 0:02:04.280 Dad made this yeah, as you can imagine. 0:02:03.960 --> 0:02:06.400 This weird sort of squeal yell yeah. 0:02:06.560 --> 0:02:08.480 And it was just one of those moments afterwards where 0:02:08.520 --> 0:02:10.840 we all sort of sat down and Dad was just 0:02:10.960 --> 0:02:12.960 like rattled, what the hell just happened? I think my 0:02:13.000 --> 0:02:15.680 sister was pretty fine with it. Yeah, nice little adrenaline rush. 0:02:15.760 --> 0:02:17.680 But I was about ten minutes back. Yeah, so it 0:02:17.680 --> 0:02:19.880 felt like it happened slow moment for me as well, 0:02:19.880 --> 0:02:21.760 because all I saw was her sort of running looking 0:02:21.800 --> 0:02:24.400 the wrong way and this bus just go sha. 0:02:24.560 --> 0:02:28.320 Goodness, let's go to Sarah. Good morning, Sarah, Good morning, guys, 0:02:28.360 --> 0:02:30.400 how are you good? Good? Oh my, what happened to 0:02:30.440 --> 0:02:30.920 your husband? 0:02:32.280 --> 0:02:36.080 I was about twenty nineteen and we were all in 0:02:36.120 --> 0:02:38.160 the swimming pool and we got out and it got 0:02:38.240 --> 0:02:40.760 quite windy, so my husband and my daughter decided to 0:02:40.760 --> 0:02:43.840 put the cover on the pool. And our pool slightly 0:02:43.880 --> 0:02:46.680 elevated on one side, so my husband went round the 0:02:46.760 --> 0:02:48.919 elevated side, which my daughter would normally go round on 0:02:48.919 --> 0:02:51.560 because it's quite narrow, and they were pulling the cover 0:02:51.639 --> 0:02:53.720 on and a freak gust of wind came up and 0:02:53.800 --> 0:02:56.919 the bay slim of a pine tree just sheared off 0:02:56.919 --> 0:03:00.200 the side of the pine tree. And came crashing down 0:03:00.360 --> 0:03:04.760 on top of him, and fortunately he fell to the 0:03:04.800 --> 0:03:07.280 outside of the pool, off the coping rather than inside. 0:03:07.480 --> 0:03:09.280 It's fallen in the pool. We wouldn't have got him out, 0:03:09.320 --> 0:03:12.040 but he still wound up with a traumatic brain injury, 0:03:12.200 --> 0:03:16.440 broken ribs, broken ankle, and I managed to set the 0:03:16.520 --> 0:03:18.960 kitchen on fire at the same time, so fortunately my 0:03:19.000 --> 0:03:21.240 son was inside. He put out the kitchen fire while 0:03:21.240 --> 0:03:24.040 we went outside to rest your dad. 0:03:24.400 --> 0:03:26.000 Oh, so goodness. 0:03:26.680 --> 0:03:27.840 It was a really close call. 0:03:28.480 --> 0:03:30.880 Yeah, yeah, how is he now, Sarah? 0:03:30.960 --> 0:03:31.560 He's okay. 0:03:31.639 --> 0:03:35.760 He's got he's got a long concussion and that's the 0:03:35.760 --> 0:03:40.200 result of now two major head injuries and struggles with 0:03:40.920 --> 0:03:44.480 noisy sensory environments. He'll suffer, yeah, quite some time if 0:03:44.520 --> 0:03:47.960 he goes out to noisy environments, but almost back to 0:03:48.040 --> 0:03:50.920 his will. They say, you get about twenty percent loss 0:03:50.960 --> 0:03:54.280 of I guess your original personality, so to speak. So 0:03:54.480 --> 0:03:56.480 he's kind of back as much as he's going to be. 0:03:56.680 --> 0:03:59.160 So yeah, wow, that's. 0:03:59.120 --> 0:04:01.280 Unbelievable, believable story. 0:04:01.320 --> 0:04:02.800 Thank you so much out there, Like. 0:04:02.760 --> 0:04:05.560 You just never know and also like knowing stuff like 0:04:05.600 --> 0:04:08.560 that now, particularly going to parks and things like I'm 0:04:09.120 --> 0:04:11.080 you know, I want some shade. Yeah, but also I 0:04:11.080 --> 0:04:12.400 don't want to get you sitting there when there's a 0:04:12.400 --> 0:04:14.720 potentially lose tree, like you said, particularly in this weather. 0:04:15.320 --> 0:04:16.760 Amy, Good morning, Good morning. 0:04:16.839 --> 0:04:17.760 How are you good? 0:04:17.960 --> 0:04:19.719 What was your lucky escape? Amy? 0:04:20.839 --> 0:04:23.560 But when I think I was eight nine, I was 0:04:23.560 --> 0:04:26.120 at the beach with my parents and I was in 0:04:26.160 --> 0:04:28.560 the water swimming and my mum was calling me to 0:04:28.560 --> 0:04:30.960 get out of the water. So apparently I was millimeters 0:04:30.960 --> 0:04:33.800 away from wells next to a sting ray. 0:04:34.520 --> 0:04:38.880 Stingrays don't annoy sting ray because bam. 0:04:39.360 --> 0:04:42.000 She just so intill I got out because she knew 0:04:42.000 --> 0:04:43.760 I panic and Paly wouldn't have got out. 0:04:44.440 --> 0:04:47.920 Imagine your mum on this, like just watching that unfold. 0:04:48.000 --> 0:04:49.200 Yeah, I think I've told you before. 0:04:49.680 --> 0:04:52.240 It's the time was about a foot away from a 0:04:52.320 --> 0:04:54.480 King Brown's name, Yes, and it was launched up as well, 0:04:54.520 --> 0:04:57.080 ready to go. Because this was when I was on 0:04:57.080 --> 0:04:59.760 the farm and my soccer ball was close to the snake, 0:05:00.279 --> 0:05:02.080 so I ran up to go get it. Dad's at 0:05:02.080 --> 0:05:04.280 the house screaming his lungs out, and I was like, no, 0:05:04.440 --> 0:05:06.320 I've got to say the soccer walk was the chance 0:05:06.320 --> 0:05:09.600 that King Brown snake bites it so you can imagine 0:05:09.600 --> 0:05:11.040 how that went down with Bill Haytes. 0:05:11.200 --> 0:05:13.479 Not one of his smarter decisions was that it wasn't 0:05:13.640 --> 0:05:16.800 good morning, Michelle. What happened with you was much done. 0:05:17.200 --> 0:05:21.760 He was eleven, probably eleven years old, maybe twelve. They 0:05:21.800 --> 0:05:24.119 were doing a lacrosse date at the Ladies Sports Field 0:05:24.160 --> 0:05:27.440 there Flinders. Yeah, and my daughter was there as a 0:05:27.520 --> 0:05:30.599 year twelve sports captain, overseeing the whole day and coaching 0:05:30.640 --> 0:05:33.160 things such. Anyway, him and his mate though would be 0:05:33.200 --> 0:05:35.800 a good idea to watch some of the games from 0:05:35.800 --> 0:05:40.840 the viewpoint of a building container shipping entertainer. When they 0:05:40.880 --> 0:05:44.800 climbed back down, he was using a building rio to 0:05:44.920 --> 0:05:47.960 put his feet in and set down, so that unfortunately 0:05:47.960 --> 0:05:51.280 the building rio didn't hold him, threw him backwards and 0:05:51.400 --> 0:05:54.720 he crucified himself in both arms in the in the 0:05:55.560 --> 0:05:57.440 in his fight at the side of his arm, and 0:05:57.440 --> 0:06:00.480 then the top top of the rio missed his left eye. 0:06:00.560 --> 0:06:07.200 By oh gosh, Michelle, is he. 0:06:08.680 --> 0:06:09.280 Yeah, he is. 0:06:09.320 --> 0:06:11.920 But at the time, he like his mate, ran off 0:06:11.960 --> 0:06:14.360 to get someone and he thought it would be a 0:06:14.400 --> 0:06:17.040 good idea to pull one of them out of his arm. 0:06:17.080 --> 0:06:18.960 And then I think he went into shop and decided 0:06:18.960 --> 0:06:21.400 I don't even remember anything after that, so it's lucky 0:06:21.400 --> 0:06:24.120 he didn't hit any nerves or anything when he pulled 0:06:24.120 --> 0:06:26.239 one out and one sort of went in and out. 0:06:26.440 --> 0:06:27.360 If that makes sense. 0:06:27.400 --> 0:06:30.520 And it was just so My daughters rang me going, I. 0:06:30.520 --> 0:06:32.320 Don't even know where all the blood's coming from. It's 0:06:32.360 --> 0:06:33.719 just everywhere. I don't know what's happened. 0:06:36.680 --> 0:06:40.000 Yes, it was terrific. It was very sharing. Thank you, 0:06:40.200 --> 0:06:42.360 so lucky, he both eyes. 0:06:42.440 --> 0:06:47.520 Yes on absolutely. Oh my gosh. All right, Joes, you've 0:06:47.520 --> 0:06:48.279 been in the situation. 0:06:48.640 --> 0:06:51.000 Well, and it doesn't sound nearly as dramatic as that, 0:06:51.040 --> 0:06:53.880 but we were at a friend's place and they've got 0:06:53.880 --> 0:06:56.440 a swimming pool, and for whatever reason, they have to 0:06:56.800 --> 0:06:59.560 design this swimming pool. So there is a ledge and 0:06:59.600 --> 0:07:02.000 the drop off, I reckon is taller than me, so 0:07:02.040 --> 0:07:06.039 it's probably I don't know, nearly two meters up and 0:07:06.400 --> 0:07:09.559 Harper would have been four maybe five at the time. 0:07:10.320 --> 0:07:13.600 And for whatever reason, I just didn't clock that she 0:07:13.640 --> 0:07:17.440 shouldn't be sitting on that ledge. It just didn't until 0:07:17.600 --> 0:07:20.640 I'm watching her sit there on the ledge of the pool, 0:07:20.720 --> 0:07:24.480 and she fell backwards like she fell back, and for 0:07:24.520 --> 0:07:28.600 some reason she sort of overcompensated and fell forward into 0:07:28.640 --> 0:07:31.840 the water. But my thought process now and I just 0:07:31.920 --> 0:07:34.400 get so anxious thinking about if she had a fallen 0:07:34.400 --> 0:07:37.120 two meters backwards, she would have got head first backwards 0:07:37.160 --> 0:07:39.360 onto that And to this day that friend's place, I 0:07:39.400 --> 0:07:43.160 can't even look at that pool. It's just horrendous. 0:07:43.400 --> 0:07:44.040 What about when your. 0:07:43.960 --> 0:07:46.520 Four years old is sitting like meters and meters above 0:07:46.560 --> 0:07:50.080 the head is concrete outside, and you're like, something tells 0:07:50.120 --> 0:07:50.800 me this is. 0:07:51.080 --> 0:07:51.920 Not a good situation. 0:07:53.080 --> 0:07:53.160 You know. 0:07:53.240 --> 0:07:56.000 I don't even know why I didn't think to say, 0:07:56.160 --> 0:07:58.640 don't sit, and I had to very quickly have one more. 0:07:58.760 --> 0:08:01.200 We were on a beach when Taylor was little and 0:08:01.280 --> 0:08:03.560 she ran off from me and as a four wheel 0:08:03.640 --> 0:08:06.080 drive came hurtling down the beach doing probably eighty five 0:08:06.200 --> 0:08:10.640 ninety ks an hour, and I screamed, unfolded in slow 0:08:10.720 --> 0:08:12.760 motion and I managed to get to her before in 0:08:12.760 --> 0:08:15.840 the carpet. Four wheel drives on beaches this is a 0:08:15.840 --> 0:08:16.480 good idea. 0:08:16.520 --> 0:08:17.920 I don't think it's good idea. That's very much. I 0:08:17.920 --> 0:08:19.840 feel like that's very much the South Australia too. 0:08:20.240 --> 0:08:23.000 But when there's kids everywhere playing seems ridiculous. 0:08:23.080 --> 0:08:25.920 Wow, Some epony. Missus out there had a long weekend. 0:08:25.960 --> 0:08:28.160 Joe's really had a long weekend. But I had a 0:08:28.200 --> 0:08:28.720 health retreat. 0:08:29.000 --> 0:08:30.480 Oh, I went to a health retreat. 0:08:30.560 --> 0:08:32.960 Yes, it's start turning up all shabby like it usually 0:08:33.000 --> 0:08:33.920 does after a long weekend. 0:08:34.000 --> 0:08:36.760 King Good Thinking six fifteen vending machine. 0:08:36.559 --> 0:08:39.720 Nice work vending machine, Big Weddy Family passes in the 0:08:39.720 --> 0:08:42.319 heart and soul of the machine. Also Adelaid United Tickets, 0:08:42.400 --> 0:08:45.040 hundred dogar went down hotel voucher and also a five 0:08:45.120 --> 0:08:48.199 hundred dollars cash envelope. Will play the quiz really really 0:08:48.280 --> 0:08:52.199 same Joe, you spoke about some jetty jumping before were there? 0:08:52.240 --> 0:08:54.280 He goes, nice jump. 0:08:54.120 --> 0:08:57.840 There, Joe. You can get a bit of a widgie 0:08:57.840 --> 0:08:58.680 when you jetty jump. 0:08:58.720 --> 0:08:59.440 Oh yeah yeah. 0:08:59.480 --> 0:09:01.679 And also it can it smack your feet when hit 0:09:01.760 --> 0:09:03.760 the water. So we went down to Horseshoe Bay, took 0:09:03.760 --> 0:09:06.480 the kids down there. Can I highly recommend Horseshoe baita anyone. 0:09:06.520 --> 0:09:08.439 It is such a stunning little. 0:09:08.200 --> 0:09:10.520 Area, gorgeous part of South Australia, and the. 0:09:10.640 --> 0:09:13.040 Surf club now has like a little setup week in 0:09:13.080 --> 0:09:16.680 have food and drinks. He's up there for some chips. 0:09:16.760 --> 0:09:18.520 Mum and Dad might have a gin and Tonic, etc. 0:09:19.240 --> 0:09:21.800 It's lovely leaving the drone. Yes, but I want to 0:09:21.800 --> 0:09:25.000 ask you a question about jetty jumping etiquette. So thirteen 0:09:25.080 --> 0:09:27.120 twenty four ten get involved in this double O nine 0:09:27.120 --> 0:09:30.320 one nine nine one nine What are the rules? Because 0:09:30.360 --> 0:09:33.160 there would have been all twenty five kids lining up 0:09:33.240 --> 0:09:35.520 to jump off the jetty and there was one girl, 0:09:35.800 --> 0:09:38.880 one girl, I tell you, Andrew Hayes, who stood on 0:09:38.920 --> 0:09:41.960 the edge of that jetty for a solid thirty five 0:09:42.000 --> 0:09:45.160 minutes and looked at the water and just couldn't do it. 0:09:45.520 --> 0:09:48.199 But it wasn't just her. Her dad was standing next 0:09:48.200 --> 0:09:49.960 to her, and then she had two friends trying to 0:09:49.960 --> 0:09:53.360 cajole her into jumping off this jetty, which isn't overly 0:09:53.480 --> 0:09:56.079 high to be honest, what is it about three threemtners 0:09:56.160 --> 0:09:58.920 or reckon three of cats? Anyway, stood there for about 0:09:58.960 --> 0:10:04.120 thirty five minutes and then hastily retreated. Jenny walked down 0:10:04.559 --> 0:10:07.560 and he actually broke my heart because she like collapsed 0:10:07.600 --> 0:10:10.400 into her mum's arms because she was so disappointed in. 0:10:10.880 --> 0:10:15.800 What a loser. I'm just kidding, I'm joking, I'm joking. 0:10:16.120 --> 0:10:18.360 What a heartbreaking moment for personal development. 0:10:18.480 --> 0:10:22.040 Having said that, that girl held up the line forever 0:10:22.640 --> 0:10:25.520 because she wouldn't jump. So there are all these like 0:10:25.840 --> 0:10:28.720 just a massive chill of people behind her, including my kids. 0:10:28.880 --> 0:10:31.079 There you go, Jeddy Etiquette, what's the deal? Third a 0:10:31.200 --> 0:10:34.000 twenty four to ten? So I just sort of if 0:10:34.040 --> 0:10:37.160 I put myself in this situation, it's probably two or 0:10:37.160 --> 0:10:38.360 three minutes, max, isn't it? 0:10:38.720 --> 0:10:39.360 Before you go? 0:10:39.480 --> 0:10:41.800 Right right, Let's just go on the side, go to 0:10:41.800 --> 0:10:44.120 the site with everyone else, jump through will fire up 0:10:44.120 --> 0:10:46.200 in the meantime, yes, and you will have another crack 0:10:46.240 --> 0:10:47.640 at it when the line dies. 0:10:47.440 --> 0:10:52.040 Down one hundred percent. But yeah, so the poor little thing. Anyway, 0:10:52.800 --> 0:10:56.760 I just walked up the end and pushed her. You 0:10:56.840 --> 0:10:59.160 probably could, You probably could just give a little nudge. 0:11:00.040 --> 0:11:01.200 What did you do? Did you do a little backflip? 0:11:01.200 --> 0:11:02.040 What would you do? How you went to? 0:11:02.200 --> 0:11:04.120 No? No, no, no no? Just your standard pin drop? 0:11:04.160 --> 0:11:07.880 For man, doesn't sound like a very good pin drop. 0:11:08.000 --> 0:11:11.560 Nice form, joe'st it's bloody water everywhere. 0:11:12.520 --> 0:11:14.000 I need to know, I need I. 0:11:13.960 --> 0:11:14.440 Need to know. 0:11:14.640 --> 0:11:15.320 I need to know. 0:11:15.480 --> 0:11:17.960 I need to know what to news today to know 0:11:18.000 --> 0:11:20.520 this just what you need to know to know what. 0:11:20.679 --> 0:11:23.720 You need to know with Jody and hazy ever talked 0:11:23.760 --> 0:11:25.600 up a massive game and then failed to deliver. 0:11:26.280 --> 0:11:27.599 Is your name Alfred? 0:11:27.720 --> 0:11:31.280 Oh? Yeah? Cyclone updates. So Southeast Queensland and all the 0:11:31.320 --> 0:11:33.520 New South Wales continue to be smashed by rain and 0:11:33.520 --> 0:11:37.840 flooding water by ex tropical Cyclone Alfred, with flood warnings 0:11:37.960 --> 0:11:40.680 still in place for large parts of the East Coast. 0:11:40.880 --> 0:11:43.079 It was sort of it didn't do as much damage 0:11:43.120 --> 0:11:45.240 as everyone thought it potentially would. 0:11:45.120 --> 0:11:47.400 Which is fantastic. Yes, great result. 0:11:47.600 --> 0:11:50.679 However, over two hundred thousand homes and businesses have been 0:11:50.880 --> 0:11:53.560 left without power. Are you seeing all these pictures of 0:11:53.600 --> 0:11:56.400 the beach erosion? Insane? 0:11:56.800 --> 0:11:57.079 Right? 0:11:57.200 --> 0:12:02.200 So the main strip there is now like a basically 0:12:02.240 --> 0:12:04.320 a two meter drop, so where it was all just 0:12:04.400 --> 0:12:07.280 flat sand, it's been eroded. It's been damaged so badly. 0:12:07.480 --> 0:12:09.840 It's like these big massives, almost like cliffs. 0:12:09.920 --> 0:12:12.840 Yeah. Wow. Yeah, So they replaced that, don't they. Yeah? 0:12:13.640 --> 0:12:15.440 Well, I don't know how they do. I was listening 0:12:15.440 --> 0:12:17.439 to some guy called Paul Bert on Channel seven try 0:12:17.480 --> 0:12:19.720 to explain it all, like how they I don't know, 0:12:19.880 --> 0:12:20.920 dredge sand or whatever. 0:12:21.640 --> 0:12:21.920 Paul. 0:12:22.000 --> 0:12:24.600 Yeah, I didn't understand what he was going on about. Yeah, 0:12:24.640 --> 0:12:26.880 And it was very windy and rainy. I did see 0:12:26.880 --> 0:12:30.640 one girl go And of course in these situations there's 0:12:30.679 --> 0:12:33.360 always a silver lining. 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Long hair? 0:13:39.200 --> 0:13:40.720 Long hair? Don't care, I'm not really sure. 0:13:41.280 --> 0:13:43.839 I feel like guys like long Guys like long hair, 0:13:43.880 --> 0:13:44.800 don't they. 0:13:44.720 --> 0:13:48.480 Well, traditionally car has always had long hair. She's never 0:13:48.559 --> 0:13:52.240 rocked a shaved head. No good so, but yeah, I guess. 0:13:52.559 --> 0:13:54.040 But it's pretty broad, isn't it. 0:13:54.640 --> 0:13:58.280 I just know what you do with it. Just sit 0:13:58.320 --> 0:14:01.079 there and flick it around. 0:14:00.160 --> 0:14:01.720 The mermaid thing, you know how. 0:14:02.960 --> 0:14:03.360 That's good. 0:14:03.679 --> 0:14:09.079 Yeah, it's very specific, like rape, sort of risky. 0:14:08.960 --> 0:14:10.640 Risky when you're using that the cover of the nips, 0:14:10.679 --> 0:14:11.800 it's very risky. 0:14:12.080 --> 0:14:14.520 We're all risky, and your experience is. 0:14:15.960 --> 0:14:17.520 What we are going down this past. We do our 0:14:17.559 --> 0:14:18.640 naughty at six forty. 0:14:18.400 --> 0:14:19.200 Next, Yes, please? 0:14:19.200 --> 0:14:19.680 Okay? 0:14:19.800 --> 0:14:22.880 Can I take you to a particular train station in 0:14:22.960 --> 0:14:27.280 America where people really really doing interesting things to some 0:14:27.360 --> 0:14:29.200 of the trains there. Okay, do you know what I'm 0:14:29.200 --> 0:14:29.680 talking about? 0:14:30.200 --> 0:14:30.480 You will? 0:14:31.520 --> 0:14:34.080 The following segment is the mature audiences only and may 0:14:34.120 --> 0:14:37.000 contain how to content, graphic language, and nudity, not that 0:14:37.080 --> 0:14:38.680 you'll see it if it easily offended. 0:14:38.840 --> 0:14:40.960 Well, you're about to find out just how easily. 0:14:42.200 --> 0:14:49.120 Your father's only money and six if you tune you 0:14:49.160 --> 0:14:51.640 for the first time, I mean, how's your timing? Oh 0:14:51.680 --> 0:14:53.800 my very goodness. This is part of the show where 0:14:53.800 --> 0:14:56.000 it's all a bit lose uff, not quite as wholesome 0:14:56.040 --> 0:14:57.720 as we are after seven o'clock. Get that sort of 0:14:57.760 --> 0:14:59.640 blue stuff out of your system. Do you know what 0:14:59.680 --> 0:15:03.120 I'm I'm quite fascinated by Jade Stillman. People who are 0:15:03.120 --> 0:15:07.240 in relationships and have sexual desires for things that are objects. 0:15:07.360 --> 0:15:08.720 Yeah, what is this? 0:15:08.920 --> 0:15:10.400 Inanimate objects? 0:15:10.480 --> 0:15:11.880 Just things? You know. 0:15:11.920 --> 0:15:14.080 You see the stories of people who'd married their cars, 0:15:14.440 --> 0:15:14.920 et cetera. 0:15:15.200 --> 0:15:17.800 Or roller coasters. Yeah, remember that women that married a 0:15:17.880 --> 0:15:18.480 roller coaster. 0:15:19.000 --> 0:15:24.640 Yeah, wow, what an up and down relationship. See you, folks, 0:15:25.120 --> 0:15:27.560 thanks for having me. A man from Saint Lewis at 0:15:27.560 --> 0:15:28.760 Missouri will face court. 0:15:28.840 --> 0:15:28.920 Up. 0:15:29.000 --> 0:15:31.920 He was caught trying to engage in promiscuous activities with 0:15:31.960 --> 0:15:35.120 a train seat again, that's right. 0:15:35.360 --> 0:15:36.400 What do you mean he's. 0:15:36.240 --> 0:15:39.240 Been there, He's been there before. Okay, music took places 0:15:39.280 --> 0:15:41.240 for a second time in February the thirteenth. 0:15:41.280 --> 0:15:41.760 That's at the St. 0:15:41.840 --> 0:15:45.200 Lewis metro Link where I'd tell you what. They definitely 0:15:45.240 --> 0:15:46.240 have sexy trains there. 0:15:46.320 --> 0:15:50.040 Yeah, sexy trains. Witnesses say that prior to boarding, they 0:15:50.040 --> 0:15:52.920 saw the man exposing and playing with his genitals on 0:15:52.960 --> 0:15:53.520 the platform. 0:15:53.720 --> 0:15:54.520 You shouldn't do that. 0:15:54.680 --> 0:15:57.360 Nothing gets you going like a good old fashioned trainer. 0:15:57.440 --> 0:15:59.200 I'm all right, yeah, that's true. 0:15:59.760 --> 0:16:04.000 So morning security footage shows the man engaging in trouserless 0:16:04.280 --> 0:16:08.560 thrusting on one of the seats for ten minutes before 0:16:08.560 --> 0:16:12.200 he was eventually arrested. Drugs were found shockingly in his system. 0:16:12.440 --> 0:16:16.640 What there was drugs on him? Who saw that coming? 0:16:17.280 --> 0:16:19.360 So some of the hats off to some of the 0:16:19.360 --> 0:16:22.040 comments as well, because one guy said this man really 0:16:22.080 --> 0:16:23.040 had one track mind a. 0:16:23.160 --> 0:16:24.560 Very good that's nice. 0:16:25.280 --> 0:16:31.240 Another said, is that train seat wearing leather again? And finally, 0:16:31.360 --> 0:16:36.720 to round us out, he's clearly off the job. 0:16:36.840 --> 0:16:43.800 That is a good job. Monday morning joke off started working. 0:16:45.480 --> 0:16:48.800 All right, do we think we save producer Moly to 0:16:48.840 --> 0:16:51.200 the end or do we make her go first? 0:16:51.240 --> 0:16:52.880 I think we can make her go first. It's kind 0:16:52.880 --> 0:16:54.560 of like there's only one way to go from here. 0:16:54.640 --> 0:16:58.320 Top situation behind me, she's been very underwhelming in this space. Yes, 0:16:58.480 --> 0:17:00.200 started with us, but all right, let's see what you 0:17:00.280 --> 0:17:00.600 got to. 0:17:00.560 --> 0:17:02.320 Do with money channeling the dad vibes. 0:17:02.400 --> 0:17:05.720 I've actually been so bad that producer Josh has given 0:17:05.760 --> 0:17:06.800 me a little joke book. 0:17:06.920 --> 0:17:10.840 Okay, and it's got every day of the year. Oh wow, 0:17:11.200 --> 0:17:13.320 So this is a worried. 0:17:13.240 --> 0:17:16.560 Traditionally joke books don't have too much risk of content involved. 0:17:16.560 --> 0:17:18.159 But let's see how we go this is. 0:17:18.320 --> 0:17:19.000 Yeah, we'll see. 0:17:19.440 --> 0:17:21.560 What do you get when you combine a pig and 0:17:21.640 --> 0:17:26.160 a cow? What a ham burger? 0:17:27.840 --> 0:17:29.359 I don't really get that. 0:17:29.560 --> 0:17:31.320 Can I get heads up? 0:17:31.359 --> 0:17:31.719 Definitely? 0:17:31.960 --> 0:17:36.000 Profreadom Yeah, you pre read your notes, but then I 0:17:36.040 --> 0:17:37.359 thought i'd be going last. 0:17:37.680 --> 0:17:41.120 Yeah, right, that's okay. I told you there's only one 0:17:41.119 --> 0:17:43.360 way to go. We're run the ground right now. We're 0:17:43.359 --> 0:17:44.919 not even on the ground. When I say there's one 0:17:44.960 --> 0:17:46.240 way to go. It's only way to go is up. 0:17:46.320 --> 0:17:47.560