Speaker 1: I record this podcast on Gaetigul Country. I'd like to
Speaker 1: pay my respect to the traditional.
Speaker 2: Custodians, and I'm recording a Urando country, part of the
Speaker 2: Cooler Nation. Let's go.
Speaker 1: I know you're going to dig this. It's like I've
Speaker 1: been given like an extra sprinkle of something.
Speaker 2: You've got layers, Yeah, I got layers. I was just thinking,
Speaker 2: I'm like, we're just such beautiful storytellers.
Speaker 1: You're making a lot of sense to that girl. No,
Speaker 1: I'm done.
Speaker 2: Let's been too honest to go. Mandy, You're back.
Speaker 1: Yes, I'm back. Oh my gosh, it feels so good
Speaker 1: to be back home. But also like I've already booked
Speaker 1: my next trip, like the summer two point zero is happening.
Speaker 2: Wait, did you not have enough of it in the
Speaker 2: first trip or you were like I need to go
Speaker 2: back because I need there's unfinished business.
Speaker 1: There is unfinished business. I didn't see enough places. I mean, look,
Speaker 1: when I explained the holiday to you're going to be
Speaker 1: thinking like, didn't you just like spend five weeks going
Speaker 1: to like five different countries and having the time of
Speaker 1: your life, Like, isn't that enough?
Speaker 2: Which twist did you go to? Like?
Speaker 1: Okay, so I left Sydney and I went to Paris,
Speaker 1: which I fell in love with. I mean, Paris to
Speaker 1: me is just like postcard after postcard, affter postcard, every
Speaker 1: every is it really it depends where you're at.
Speaker 2: Okay, so it's depending on location, Like if you just
Speaker 2: people's interpretation.
Speaker 1: If you're staying the second or the ninth, I feel
Speaker 1: like that's where we stayed. It's like beautiful. It's like
Speaker 1: the Paddington, the Surrey Hills, the inner city vibes and
Speaker 1: the and the you know, luxurious you know shops and
Speaker 1: beautiful restaurants, and I mean Paris for me is sitting
Speaker 1: with a glass of rose with an amazing meal, facing
Speaker 1: the street and judging everyone who's walking past, and like
Speaker 1: just people watching.
Speaker 2: People watching is the best because when you're in another country,
Speaker 2: like people like everyone is speaking a different language and
Speaker 2: you're like, oh, like you don't know if they're tourists
Speaker 2: or locals and anything like, that's the best game to
Speaker 2: play and.
Speaker 1: You make up stories.
Speaker 2: State.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I had such a good time in Paris
Speaker 1: because I realized that we're quite conservative in this country
Speaker 1: when it comes to self expression, and you know, being
Speaker 1: overseas and being in Europe, there's such a vibrancy to
Speaker 1: people's output of who they are, and to me, it
Speaker 1: was so inspiring because I felt like everything that I
Speaker 1: was doing was elevated, like the things that I was wearing,
Speaker 1: the places that I was going to eat, the you know,
Speaker 1: even the food that I was eating. It's just like
Speaker 1: everything just felt so much nicer. So I'm going back.
Speaker 1: I am going back with a good friend Ollie. When
Speaker 1: I came back a week ago, he caught up with
Speaker 1: me for dinner and he said, I really want to
Speaker 1: go to Europe in September. I said, okay, I'm coming
Speaker 1: two point zero. He didn't have anyone to go with.
Speaker 1: So he's so detailed and meticulous though that within a
Speaker 1: week he's created an Excel spreadsheet, a budget and like
Speaker 1: each location you know me, oh my gosh, you sent
Speaker 1: it to me last night and I'm like wow, like this.
Speaker 2: Is this is what the reason people do there before.
Speaker 1: But when he was younger in his family, so very different.
Speaker 1: But it was five weeks, you know, of pure joy
Speaker 1: for me so well Beyonce twice.
Speaker 2: That was I know, I'm never so jealous.
Speaker 1: I'll never forget that moment. It was, Yeah, it was unreal.
Speaker 1: The second time was so much better than the first
Speaker 1: and jay Z came out and performed with her, which
Speaker 1: was like, oh insane. The crowd went crazy.
Speaker 2: Is that the highlight then? Like, because that's why you
Speaker 2: went to Europe in the first place was to.
Speaker 1: See But yeah, I mean Beyonce the tour is everything.
Speaker 1: I was thinking about going to Vegas next week for
Speaker 1: the last show, but I'm like, okay, just hold onto
Speaker 1: your pennies, bro, like, stop spending money.
Speaker 2: I know. Was that the hardest thing though? Being on
Speaker 2: holiday is just like it's so expensive. Hey, everything's okay,
Speaker 2: so like what's a random meal?
Speaker 1: Like well, you know you can do it on the cheap,
Speaker 1: especially on the Greek Islands or in Croatia, but like
Speaker 1: you get to Paris or London, the pound is basically
Speaker 1: double everything here. So I got a haircut and it
Speaker 1: cost me one hundred and fifty bucks. Oh my dab
Speaker 1: and that for a men's haircut. That he's insane. I mean,
Speaker 1: you go for a steak, and we were looking for
Speaker 1: a cheap steak after I'm going to see a show
Speaker 1: one night in London, and a cheap steak in London
Speaker 1: is about fifty Australian dollars. That's a cheap steak.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so it doesn't really taste good.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean it's you know, a small portion. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's not the best cut. It's a small portion. You
Speaker 1: don't get any sides with it. That's just the steak.
Speaker 2: And it's chewy.
Speaker 1: It's chewy, you know. But look, you go with that
Speaker 1: in mind, you know that everything is more expensive. I
Speaker 1: always think, wouldn't it be great if you were from
Speaker 1: Europe or America coming to Australia because it's.
Speaker 2: Like everything, oh, I know, and I think that's why
Speaker 2: people move as well. Like I felt like that when
Speaker 2: I was in New York. I was like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: this is so expensive. Okay, but like, okay, but how
Speaker 2: did you feel? This is this is my question in
Speaker 2: terms of like how did you feel being in Europe
Speaker 2: or like being in You went to London, right, no,
Speaker 2: you were, Yeah, how did you feel about being in London? Like, well,
Speaker 2: that ad been weird.
Speaker 1: Well, look, I feel like I've been to London before,
Speaker 1: but this trip, the key word that I had in
Speaker 1: my mind was to be present, so I saw everything
Speaker 1: this time. Yeah, I was really present in the moment
Speaker 1: and I felt like I experienced Europe completely differently to
Speaker 1: how I experienced it ten years ago. And so I
Speaker 1: went to Paris, I went to London, I went to Italy,
Speaker 1: so roame the Amalfi Coast, Croatia, Dubrovnik, and then I
Speaker 1: went across to Greece, went to Athens, Mikinos, back to Paris,
Speaker 1: extended on my gas. I know, I extended my trip
Speaker 1: for an extra week. I had a friend fly over Zapora,
Speaker 1: you know, Zippy. Yeah. I called her two weeks into
Speaker 1: the holiday and I was like, girl, can you come
Speaker 1: and just like spend two weeks with me? She was like,
Speaker 1: let me try and get time off work. She got
Speaker 1: time off work, she flew over and we had the
Speaker 1: last two weeks together. Denny went home at the end
Speaker 1: of week four on the planned you know, return flight,
Speaker 1: and I extended an extra week and stayed with Zippy
Speaker 1: and we had the time of our lik.
Speaker 2: So sorry, I didn't get I didn't get the call up.
Speaker 1: But you know, you're busy, You're busy, You're planning. Knew
Speaker 1: that you're planning your trips, you know, I thought.
Speaker 2: I'm so so envious. I'm like, I want to be
Speaker 2: on that September trip, I know, and I would to
Speaker 2: go to New Zealand and all this stuff. Okay, but like,
Speaker 2: let's talk about Beyonce and how that first experience was
Speaker 2: was like everything that you dreamed of? Was it twenty
Speaker 2: times more than you expected? Like what did she give
Speaker 2: you eye contact?
Speaker 1: Like yeah, I mean multiple times. Look, let me tell
Speaker 1: you something, Let me tell you something.
Speaker 2: Why don't you get up to the front.
Speaker 1: Okay. So my tickets that I bought when she was
Speaker 1: first putting a concert on sale was so expensive. I'm
Speaker 1: talking like fifteen hundred dollars a pop for a ticket,
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 2: A small loan Jesus.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and so I bought the VIP tickets, which meant
Speaker 1: that you would basically be on the barricade in this
Speaker 1: VIP pit. But unfortunately, like the VP, experience wasn't great.
Speaker 1: And it saddens me to speak about Beyonce and her
Speaker 1: team like this, But I had to get to the
Speaker 1: venue at two pm. She wasn't on stage until eight,
Speaker 1: so that is six hours before she comes on. Right.
Speaker 1: It's like a huge weight to get your VIP merch
Speaker 1: and your bag and you sort of just shuffle through
Speaker 1: like cattle. Honestly, you're in these lines until about four pm,
Speaker 1: so it's about two hours you're in these lines, and
Speaker 1: then you get into the venue around four thirty five pm,
Speaker 1: and then you're waiting for three hours in the venue.
Speaker 1: So as much as it was marketed as this incredible
Speaker 1: VP experience, the VIP side of things, it really wasn't there.
Speaker 1: I mean, you got in early and you got a
Speaker 1: really great vantage point, but the stage was so high,
Speaker 1: and me as a tall person, I still couldn't see
Speaker 1: her some of the night. So I've paid this much
Speaker 1: money and I couldn't see her and I'm front row.
Speaker 1: It was like, really honestly disappointing to pay that much
Speaker 1: money and not get the experience that I thought I would.
Speaker 1: But the second time in Paris, was seated like the
Speaker 1: front row of the stadium and I got to see
Speaker 1: everything and ain't. Well, the thing is, I was front
Speaker 1: row so like of the seats, and that was such
Speaker 1: a better experience. Got to see everything, you know, got
Speaker 1: to see the stage, the led floor. You sort of
Speaker 1: have to be a little bit raised to experience Cowboy
Speaker 1: Carter to its fullest because the stage is such a
Speaker 1: big part of it. So when you're in VIP and
Speaker 1: you're looking up. You don't get to see the led
Speaker 1: stage because you're you know, your view is underneath. So look,
Speaker 1: I had the best time. Honestly. It was almost like
Speaker 1: a religious experience. The second time. I remember like I
Speaker 1: was in this moment where you're singing this song which
Speaker 1: has got two hands to heaven, and I felt like
Speaker 1: I was just gonna burst out in tears like it was.
Speaker 1: It was euphoric for me. So yes, it was amazing
Speaker 1: the second time, and the show I would see again
Speaker 1: if I could, but I'm just not willing to go
Speaker 1: to Vegas and pay all that money again. But I'll
Speaker 1: see her again one day. So yeah, it was definitely
Speaker 1: a hot definitely a highlight. And you won't believe this,
Speaker 1: but her makeup artist follows me on Instagram. His name's Raquel,
Speaker 1: and I went to dinner with him.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: I went to dinner with her makeup artist, Raquel, who
Speaker 1: does Kim K's makeup, and beyonces it.
Speaker 2: How was that.
Speaker 1: It was amazing. We were messaging on Instagram and it
Speaker 1: was in the last week while I was in Paris,
Speaker 1: and he was like, let's catch up. So we went
Speaker 1: and got some drinks at a bar and then he
Speaker 1: was like, let me see if Neil's available, who's her hairstylist?
Speaker 1: And so Neil to Neil's sixtieth birthday and we end
Speaker 1: up the four of us, Me is a poorer, Raquel
Speaker 1: and Neil at dinner celebrating Neil's sixtieth birthday. It was insane,
Speaker 1: like getting all the stories about Beyonce, you know, behind
Speaker 1: the scenes.
Speaker 2: And oh my god, you're in Beyonce's team, I know,
Speaker 2: and like he's worked for her for seven years and
Speaker 2: you know, I heard such amazing stories.
Speaker 1: About her and how compassionate and generous she is. You know,
Speaker 1: in COVID he had family members pass away and Beyonce
Speaker 1: looked after everything, you know, and there were so many
Speaker 1: stories that I don't want to share, but she is
Speaker 1: one of the most generous people.
Speaker 2: Could know, Share Share, Share without followers. This is the
Speaker 2: biggest not gossip, but you can ever imagine. I know
Speaker 2: you're in the team right now, like insider, you're.
Speaker 1: And so we became friends and we've been messaging and
Speaker 1: it was like, you know, whenever you're in LA, let's
Speaker 1: catch up. And he was just such a nice guy.
Speaker 1: I learned a lot from him in like the few
Speaker 1: hours we were together. Yeah, and he's you know, he's
Speaker 1: one of his makeup artists. Yeah, he's good looking. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what is he like?
Speaker 2: How would you describe him?
Speaker 1: Like Latino and yeah, beautiful. He has his own makeup
Speaker 1: line called Raquel Beauty. He yeah, he's he's got a
Speaker 1: perfume coming out that he showed me. He brought like
Speaker 1: a little sample and yeah. We had the best time,
Speaker 1: and he even invited me. Like the dinner ended at
Speaker 1: like midnight, and then he's like, I'm going to go
Speaker 1: and have this meeting with someone at midnight about my perfume,
Speaker 1: and so he was going to talk to like this
Speaker 1: guy who had to like to discuss like the design
Speaker 1: of the bottle and stuff. And then at two o'clock
Speaker 1: he's like, where are you come to this Louis Vuitton
Speaker 1: fashion after party. I'm like, I've got a flight tomorrow morning.
Speaker 1: I can't but like.
Speaker 2: Two am, two am, yeah, my good.
Speaker 1: Booty call without the booty call.
Speaker 2: Literally without the booty Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I was at home and like Support and I
Speaker 1: were packing our bags and I was like should we go?
Speaker 1: She's like, look where it is? It was like ten
Speaker 1: minutes away from our hotel, and I was like, I
Speaker 1: would have to get dressed, I would have to look nice.
Speaker 1: It was the lou Vuitton after party, so I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, like and people don't start partying in
Speaker 1: Paris until one am. So you have dinner at ten.
Speaker 2: And then you just roll into the next morning.
Speaker 1: Well the thing is one until six.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. That is that is not.
Speaker 1: That is normal. That is so normal in Europe. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and so if you go to a club before midnight
Speaker 1: it's empty. That's so weird, isn't it. So you don't
Speaker 1: go to dinner. The sun doesn't go.
Speaker 2: Down thenry okay, so you go to bed at six
Speaker 2: and then wait, day, what time are you waking up? Now?
Speaker 1: No one's waken up early in Europe Australia, the culture
Speaker 1: is wake up at five am, go for a run,
Speaker 1: you know, get your job done, be home by five
Speaker 1: and then relax. It's like you have a sea yester
Speaker 1: at four, you sleep until six, you get up, you
Speaker 1: go to dinner at like nine. The sun doesn't go
Speaker 1: down until ten thirty, so it still feels like day.
Speaker 1: They're ten thirty is like our seven. And then by midnight,
Speaker 1: you finish dinner and then you sort of trickle on
Speaker 1: to the bars. And so if you go out, if
Speaker 1: you're at home and then you think, oh it's midnight,
Speaker 1: better get out, and you go to a club, honestly,
Speaker 1: it's going to be empty.
Speaker 2: That is so baffling to me.
Speaker 1: But that's why they had to see Yester in the afternoon.
Speaker 1: They're sleeping, they getting their energy, they're ready to go.
Speaker 2: Like there, I just feel like my ediccading rhathom would
Speaker 2: just be like all over the place.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you've got to.
Speaker 2: Eating at twelve, eating at eight o'clock. I'm in bed
Speaker 2: by eight o'clock.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, right, And so like if you go
Speaker 1: and you have dinner at six or seven or eight,
Speaker 1: everyone knows you're a foreigner because the restaurants are basically empty.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, so that's like yeah, that's like no, no,
Speaker 2: don't do that, don't do that. And how's your foot?
Speaker 2: How did you hobble around and get on the dance floor?
Speaker 1: Well, they called me Limpy Lowhan, Limp that's your new name,
Speaker 1: Limpy Lowhan, and I skin this week. I was limping
Speaker 1: around for five weeks.
Speaker 2: But it did it a little pimpstick, bro.
Speaker 1: I needed more than that. I had all the drugs
Speaker 1: in the world, like not all the drugs, but like
Speaker 1: panetole and neurofirm prescribed drugs. Yeah, all the all the
Speaker 1: legal drugs, and I just popped the pills and kept
Speaker 1: on walking like I was twenty thousand steps a day
Speaker 1: limping around Europe.
Speaker 2: It was less you that would honestly injured on a
Speaker 2: holiday is probably the worst, and especially on the cobblestones,
Speaker 2: I can't imagine.
Speaker 1: No, there's no stability. My ankle's got.
Speaker 3: On like literally like I would imagine like a Wes
Speaker 3: see videos of girls like walking on the cobblestones in
Speaker 3: like little kitten hills or like hills, and I'm like,
Speaker 3: absolutely not, I'm absolutely not.
Speaker 1: But no, it was the trip of my life. Yeah,
Speaker 1: highlight lowlight, I think.
Speaker 2: Not that we have to if you don't feel like
Speaker 2: there was any type of blue light. I mean, low
Speaker 2: light would be your.
Speaker 1: Foot Yeah, low light, limping around limpy lowhan. I think
Speaker 1: my highlight was really sticking to that idea of being
Speaker 1: present and seeing the cities and getting out and doing
Speaker 1: touristic things and really making the most of my time,
Speaker 1: Like I didn't really sleep in. I was very strategic
Speaker 1: about what nights I went out to the club late,
Speaker 1: you know, so I felt very Yeah. One of the
Speaker 1: things that I've realized is that growing up in Australia
Speaker 1: we have no sense of freedom in the ocean. You
Speaker 1: go to Europe and you jump in the ocean. There's
Speaker 1: no there's no sharks there. So there's the agency which
Speaker 1: basically they've never recorded a great white there. There's no
Speaker 1: big sharks that you know, have attacked humans in over
Speaker 1: one hundred years. So you jump off the boat in
Speaker 1: the ocean and that sense of freedom is unreal. There's
Speaker 1: no fear. So for me that was a fear. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm not jumping off a boat in Sydney Harbor. I'm
Speaker 1: not spending too much time in the water at BONDI
Speaker 1: like whenever I'm in the I.
Speaker 2: Was just kayaking in the Sydney Harbour yesterday.
Speaker 1: It's fine. I mean, you've got protection, but forgot. But seriously,
Speaker 1: jumping in you know, the ocean off a yacht that
Speaker 1: it was just a private yacht for Danny and I
Speaker 1: that I hired, and it was like a dream. It
Speaker 1: was like, Wow, this is what freedom feels like. Like
Speaker 1: no fear in the ocean. I love that.
Speaker 2: That's so bougie.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was so cool. Yeah, I felt very bougie.
Speaker 1: I felt like I was living my best life.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you guys role playing well.
Speaker 1: Denny is so simple.
Speaker 2: Denny's did he love his holiday?
Speaker 1: He loved it, But he's like, you know, Denny is
Speaker 1: someone who would prefer to go to like Southeast Asia
Speaker 1: maybe like even Thailand or Bali or an Asian continent,
Speaker 1: live really like chill in like a villa that you
Speaker 1: don't have to pay much money, and like, I like
Speaker 1: the finer things in life. And I'm not a shame
Speaker 1: to admit that now, Like overseas I was, I can't
Speaker 1: for it. Yeah, I was eating the best food, you know,
Speaker 1: getting like transfers everywhere, Like I just really lived it up.
Speaker 1: And I felt like I've been so ashamed to be like,
Speaker 1: oh no, I like being bougie. But fuck that, Like
Speaker 1: that is something that is.
Speaker 2: Bougie blackfellows, and that is so okay.
Speaker 1: It's okay. And I got to a point in my
Speaker 1: life where I can be bougie. Yes, I'm like, yes,
Speaker 1: be that.
Speaker 2: Why these all these other mob can have it? Why
Speaker 2: can't we have it.
Speaker 1: I think that's the thing people have tried to make
Speaker 1: us feel like we shouldn't be bougie because we're blackfellows. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you should be humble because it's superficial. You know what,
Speaker 1: It ain't superficial. You know what it is. It is
Speaker 1: a when you're sitting there eating lobster and jumping off
Speaker 1: a yacht and eating the best and drinking the best champagne,
Speaker 1: the best rose. Like I'm not going to be ashamed
Speaker 1: of that anymore. I'm like you no, I thank you.
Speaker 2: And you know what it's You've You've planned this holiday.
Speaker 2: You know you've worked up to it. You knew how
Speaker 2: much you were spending. You knew how much money you
Speaker 2: were taking away for this particular trip. It's not like
Speaker 2: you're doing that every day, Like this is.
Speaker 1: A like budget, did not budget. I spent like forty
Speaker 1: five k.
Speaker 2: Ah my god, it.
Speaker 1: Was a lot.
Speaker 2: I can't talk. I literally bought a car for like yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So I'm like, you know, I've just I just
Speaker 1: I just went all out. But you know I deserved.
Speaker 1: It was my thirtieth holiday.
Speaker 2: Trip exactly, Happy birthday.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 2: I'm glad. I'm really proud of you. For going and
Speaker 2: just doing what you wanted to do and how you like.
Speaker 2: I found the same thing with New York, so I understand.
Speaker 1: So what did you get up too while I was away?
Speaker 2: I finished my teeth.
Speaker 1: Okay, oh yes, beautiful? Are they whitened as well? Yeah?
Speaker 2: No, VISI line. I'm done. Great, I feel so good.
Speaker 2: I really enjoy my smile, like, thank you so much
Speaker 2: to dental bootina. I can.
Speaker 1: Yes, I've got three more retainers left and then a
Speaker 1: little fixing moments of like making everything symmetrical, and then
Speaker 1: I'm done.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Honestly, work has been really keeping me busy. I
Speaker 2: have doen so much trouble travel, like the last couple
Speaker 2: of weeks and whilst you're away, so my my was hit,
Speaker 2: my head down, bump up. Just been enjoying obviously time
Speaker 2: with Mim, having you know, time coming kind of back
Speaker 2: and forth to Sydney. But I'm you know, planning a
Speaker 2: holiday hopefully. I would really like to go somewhere where
Speaker 2: I can literally like go out to the beach and
Speaker 2: be stark naked and just tan my anus. Where is
Speaker 2: that a literally I'm at that point where I just
Speaker 2: want to like sun.
Speaker 1: The moon, sun the moon, you're to be.
Speaker 2: I was getting really like sun, the moon, Moon Sun.
Speaker 1: So what have you gone to a naked beach before?
Speaker 2: This is such a funny story, But like I have
Speaker 2: with an X partner of mind, like been on a
Speaker 2: like deserted island because we like helicoptered there. Obviously you
Speaker 2: know who I'm talking about. But like that was the
Speaker 2: only time I've ever been naked on a beach. Oh
Speaker 2: it was so free, like you said freedom, But the
Speaker 2: only thing was there was all these women came into
Speaker 2: this stupid island, like the there was all these what
Speaker 2: they referred to as like nervous sharks. Oh yeah, and
Speaker 2: there's like hundreds of them. So if you swim in
Speaker 2: the ocean, they come up real close, so you couldn't
Speaker 2: really swim. But being free on an island naked was
Speaker 2: quite That's a exactly what I want for my holiday.
Speaker 2: I'm like, send me, send me to the island. I
Speaker 2: want to be an island girl.
Speaker 1: You know, I've only been to a nude beach a
Speaker 1: couple of times, but you know I've never been nude.
Speaker 1: You know why? Because why because unfortunately I'm a grower,
Speaker 1: not a shower, and I feel like it's false advertisement
Speaker 1: because it looks smaller.
Speaker 2: I'm like, it's so literally you say I sit where
Speaker 2: It's like, no, it's going to be just like like
Speaker 2: imagine just.
Speaker 1: Walking like no, Like I'm just sometimes i look in
Speaker 1: the mirror when I'm flatted and I'm like, that is
Speaker 1: so disappointing, Like it's such a nice boodoo, but it
Speaker 1: doesn't look like it gets there.
Speaker 2: Oh don't even I'm seeing you in your speedo's Yeah.
Speaker 1: But I mean, you know, like it looks I would
Speaker 1: never go naked because it's false advertisement, Like, don't even
Speaker 1: I'm selling myself short.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. The other day, I don't know if
Speaker 2: this will be on the pod and maybe not, but
Speaker 2: like Mim had never she's like watched porn, but she's
Speaker 2: never seen like a flaccid cock. And I was like,
Speaker 2: what do you mean you've never seen us, like because
Speaker 2: she's obviously never slept.
Speaker 1: With it, duo, most of them are really ugly.
Speaker 2: Well that's what I said to her. I was like, look,
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna lie like porn definitely gives you the
Speaker 2: wrong idea of what a cock looks like. And I
Speaker 2: was like, do you want to see what a soft
Speaker 2: cock looks like and so me and her and like
Speaker 2: a friend of ours were like literally looking at flaccid
Speaker 2: dicks and it was not a turn on. I'm not
Speaker 2: gonna lie. It was traumatizing. I've even slept with men
Speaker 2: and I found it fucking traumatizing. Okay, well that's my
Speaker 2: thing I need to tick off this year is get
Speaker 2: naked out of beach. Okay, guys, you heard it here. First.
Speaker 2: First things first, I'm gonna I'm gonna be free. Well,
Speaker 2: I think because I got my surgery, I have my
Speaker 2: boobs done, I'm getting more confident in my body. Like, oh,
Speaker 2: I'm not comfortable to that much, but like, yeah, I
Speaker 2: feel like I just need to like get the freedom.
Speaker 1: And your new hair, how's that all going?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, my faux faux faux red hair something that's cool.
Speaker 2: It's fake. Yeah, it's good. I've just got regrowth at
Speaker 2: the moments when IM wearing a headband. But I love it.
Speaker 2: I feel like it's more my personality. Like I feel
Speaker 2: like you left and I I didn't know I had
Speaker 2: a life crisis. I don't know who I was without you,
Speaker 2: And I was like, you know.
Speaker 1: What, shave my hair or do I do I diet
Speaker 1: or shave it and a pixie cut.
Speaker 2: Ew what me with a PIXI cut?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Absolutely not what you mean, mate, In.
Speaker 2: No way I would look so lesbian. So letsbi on.
Speaker 1: But you are so lesbian right now?
Speaker 2: I mean my lesbian era. Okay, but I don't. I
Speaker 2: like my femininity. I liked the femin lesbian and it's
Speaker 2: the best. I can't belive I just said that. Yeah, see,
Speaker 2: you changed my identity as well. You know what, maybe
Speaker 2: I'll change my name next.
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 2: I may be in a life crisis right now. You
Speaker 2: fucking leave me for and this is what's happened.
Speaker 1: You know that's a good one. Well, I mean I
Speaker 1: think you know. I had a life crisis once when
Speaker 1: I was working way too hard for Basloman and I
Speaker 1: shaved my head and pisced both of my ears and
Speaker 1: I came to work the next day and he was like,
Speaker 1: what the fuck happened? He's like, I did not hire
Speaker 1: a mole rat. And I was like, well, we're here
Speaker 1: and we're ready to work, and I'll never do it again,
Speaker 1: so I'm not advising it.
Speaker 2: My god, we didn't work with him.
Speaker 1: I'll send you the photo. Don't worry, and I.
Speaker 2: Can just imagine, yeah, shaved head two piers here, you
Speaker 2: might as well just wear a silver chain and wear
Speaker 2: some like fucking fubu.
Speaker 1: And with that forehead, you don't shave your head. You
Speaker 1: know you have a nice bald head though some balls.
Speaker 1: It was like a number two, so I had, okay, yeah.
Speaker 2: Thank god, it's my number two. Number one.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no no, I was yeah, I was giving,
Speaker 1: like give it, Timberlake. I was giving midlife crisis. Actually
Speaker 1: for sure, I was giving.
Speaker 2: Hopefully next week, I don't come back with the bull head.
Speaker 1: Can you just come in with a pixie pixie wig anyway,
Speaker 1: just to you know, to get to get the story
Speaker 1: out there. Let's do that, do it. Let's come in
Speaker 1: a bold cap and you come pixie weeks.
Speaker 2: Every week we come with a new wig and a
Speaker 2: new personality. Personality, personality.
Speaker 1: Well look that's a good place to wrap it. I'm
Speaker 1: looking forward to seeing what you're coming with.
Speaker 2: Next week's TikTok is.
Speaker 1: Like also speak yes, speaking of yeah, I'm culling you, barb,
Speaker 1: it's Nick Minaj. But speaking of TikTok. Next week, I
Speaker 1: want you to catch me up on some of this
Speaker 1: TikTok drama. Like, there is so much stuff going down
Speaker 1: online that I feel like I've been away from the
Speaker 1: from the you know, drama, and I feel like you're
Speaker 1: all across it. So next week I'm going to out
Speaker 1: your brain.
Speaker 2: I got a mind, Matt, ready to go, Let's do it.
Speaker 2: Let's go, and it's all lesbian dramas. Maybe like one
Speaker 2: straight dude, but let's be honest. All right, let's be honest.
Speaker 2: All right. That's all we have time for today. Thank
Speaker 2: you so much for listening to First things first.
Speaker 1: And if you love what you hear, leave us a
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Speaker 2: And if you want us to cover anything, even if
Speaker 2: it's the lesbian drama, reach out by aerosocials. My handle
Speaker 2: is at Brooked Up Letton and Matti's handle is that
Speaker 2: It's Maddie Mills.
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Speaker 3: Bye bye