WEBVTT - Was Beyoncé's VIP Experience Worth It? 

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<v Speaker 1>I record this podcast on Gaetigul Country. I'd like to

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<v Speaker 1>pay my respect to the traditional.

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<v Speaker 2>Custodians, and I'm recording a Urando country, part of the

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<v Speaker 2>Cooler Nation. Let's go.

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<v Speaker 1>I know you're going to dig this. It's like I've

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<v Speaker 1>been given like an extra sprinkle of something.

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<v Speaker 2>You've got layers, Yeah, I got layers. I was just thinking,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, we're just such beautiful storytellers.

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<v Speaker 1>You're making a lot of sense to that girl. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm done.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's been too honest to go. Mandy, You're back.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, I'm back. Oh my gosh, it feels so good

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<v Speaker 1>to be back home. But also like I've already booked

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<v Speaker 1>my next trip, like the summer two point zero is happening.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, did you not have enough of it in the

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<v Speaker 2>first trip or you were like I need to go

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<v Speaker 2>back because I need there's unfinished business.

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<v Speaker 1>There is unfinished business. I didn't see enough places. I mean, look,

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<v Speaker 1>when I explained the holiday to you're going to be

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<v Speaker 1>thinking like, didn't you just like spend five weeks going

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<v Speaker 1>to like five different countries and having the time of

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<v Speaker 1>your life, Like, isn't that enough?

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<v Speaker 2>Which twist did you go to? Like?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so I left Sydney and I went to Paris,

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<v Speaker 1>which I fell in love with. I mean, Paris to

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<v Speaker 1>me is just like postcard after postcard, affter postcard, every

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<v Speaker 1>every is it really it depends where you're at.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so it's depending on location, Like if you just

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<v Speaker 2>people's interpretation.

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<v Speaker 1>If you're staying the second or the ninth, I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like that's where we stayed. It's like beautiful. It's like

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<v Speaker 1>the Paddington, the Surrey Hills, the inner city vibes and

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<v Speaker 1>the and the you know, luxurious you know shops and

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<v Speaker 1>beautiful restaurants, and I mean Paris for me is sitting

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<v Speaker 1>with a glass of rose with an amazing meal, facing

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<v Speaker 1>the street and judging everyone who's walking past, and like

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<v Speaker 1>just people watching.

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<v Speaker 2>People watching is the best because when you're in another country,

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<v Speaker 2>like people like everyone is speaking a different language and

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<v Speaker 2>you're like, oh, like you don't know if they're tourists

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<v Speaker 2>or locals and anything like, that's the best game to

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<v Speaker 2>play and.

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<v Speaker 1>You make up stories.

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<v Speaker 2>State.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but I had such a good time in Paris

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<v Speaker 1>because I realized that we're quite conservative in this country

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<v Speaker 1>when it comes to self expression, and you know, being

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<v Speaker 1>overseas and being in Europe, there's such a vibrancy to

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<v Speaker 1>people's output of who they are, and to me, it

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<v Speaker 1>was so inspiring because I felt like everything that I

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<v Speaker 1>was doing was elevated, like the things that I was wearing,

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<v Speaker 1>the places that I was going to eat, the you know,

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<v Speaker 1>even the food that I was eating. It's just like

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<v Speaker 1>everything just felt so much nicer. So I'm going back.

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<v Speaker 1>I am going back with a good friend Ollie. When

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<v Speaker 1>I came back a week ago, he caught up with

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<v Speaker 1>me for dinner and he said, I really want to

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<v Speaker 1>go to Europe in September. I said, okay, I'm coming

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<v Speaker 1>two point zero. He didn't have anyone to go with.

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<v Speaker 1>So he's so detailed and meticulous though that within a

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<v Speaker 1>week he's created an Excel spreadsheet, a budget and like

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<v Speaker 1>each location you know me, oh my gosh, you sent

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<v Speaker 1>it to me last night and I'm like wow, like this.

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<v Speaker 2>Is this is what the reason people do there before.

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<v Speaker 1>But when he was younger in his family, so very different.

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<v Speaker 1>But it was five weeks, you know, of pure joy

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<v Speaker 1>for me so well Beyonce twice.

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<v Speaker 2>That was I know, I'm never so jealous.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll never forget that moment. It was, Yeah, it was unreal.

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<v Speaker 1>The second time was so much better than the first

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<v Speaker 1>and jay Z came out and performed with her, which

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<v Speaker 1>was like, oh insane. The crowd went crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that the highlight then? Like, because that's why you

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<v Speaker 2>went to Europe in the first place was to.

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<v Speaker 1>See But yeah, I mean Beyonce the tour is everything.

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<v Speaker 1>I was thinking about going to Vegas next week for

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<v Speaker 1>the last show, but I'm like, okay, just hold onto

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<v Speaker 1>your pennies, bro, like, stop spending money.

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<v Speaker 2>I know. Was that the hardest thing though? Being on

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<v Speaker 2>holiday is just like it's so expensive. Hey, everything's okay,

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<v Speaker 2>so like what's a random meal?

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<v Speaker 1>Like well, you know you can do it on the cheap,

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<v Speaker 1>especially on the Greek Islands or in Croatia, but like

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<v Speaker 1>you get to Paris or London, the pound is basically

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<v Speaker 1>double everything here. So I got a haircut and it

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<v Speaker 1>cost me one hundred and fifty bucks. Oh my dab

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<v Speaker 1>and that for a men's haircut. That he's insane. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>you go for a steak, and we were looking for

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<v Speaker 1>a cheap steak after I'm going to see a show

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<v Speaker 1>one night in London, and a cheap steak in London

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<v Speaker 1>is about fifty Australian dollars. That's a cheap steak.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so it doesn't really taste good.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I mean it's you know, a small portion. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not the best cut. It's a small portion. You

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<v Speaker 1>don't get any sides with it. That's just the steak.

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<v Speaker 2>And it's chewy.

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<v Speaker 1>It's chewy, you know. But look, you go with that

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<v Speaker 1>in mind, you know that everything is more expensive. I

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<v Speaker 1>always think, wouldn't it be great if you were from

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<v Speaker 1>Europe or America coming to Australia because it's.

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<v Speaker 2>Like everything, oh, I know, and I think that's why

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<v Speaker 2>people move as well. Like I felt like that when

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<v Speaker 2>I was in New York. I was like, oh, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>this is so expensive. Okay, but like, okay, but how

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<v Speaker 2>did you feel? This is this is my question in

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<v Speaker 2>terms of like how did you feel being in Europe

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<v Speaker 2>or like being in You went to London, right, no,

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<v Speaker 2>you were, Yeah, how did you feel about being in London? Like, well,

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<v Speaker 2>that ad been weird.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, look, I feel like I've been to London before,

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<v Speaker 1>but this trip, the key word that I had in

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<v Speaker 1>my mind was to be present, so I saw everything

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<v Speaker 1>this time. Yeah, I was really present in the moment

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<v Speaker 1>and I felt like I experienced Europe completely differently to

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<v Speaker 1>how I experienced it ten years ago. And so I

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<v Speaker 1>went to Paris, I went to London, I went to Italy,

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<v Speaker 1>so roame the Amalfi Coast, Croatia, Dubrovnik, and then I

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<v Speaker 1>went across to Greece, went to Athens, Mikinos, back to Paris,

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<v Speaker 1>extended on my gas. I know, I extended my trip

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<v Speaker 1>for an extra week. I had a friend fly over Zapora,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, Zippy. Yeah. I called her two weeks into

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<v Speaker 1>the holiday and I was like, girl, can you come

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<v Speaker 1>and just like spend two weeks with me? She was like,

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<v Speaker 1>let me try and get time off work. She got

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<v Speaker 1>time off work, she flew over and we had the

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<v Speaker 1>last two weeks together. Denny went home at the end

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<v Speaker 1>of week four on the planned you know, return flight,

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<v Speaker 1>and I extended an extra week and stayed with Zippy

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<v Speaker 1>and we had the time of our lik.

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<v Speaker 2>So sorry, I didn't get I didn't get the call up.

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<v Speaker 1>But you know, you're busy, You're busy, You're planning. Knew

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<v Speaker 1>that you're planning your trips, you know, I thought.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm so so envious. I'm like, I want to be

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<v Speaker 2>on that September trip, I know, and I would to

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<v Speaker 2>go to New Zealand and all this stuff. Okay, but like,

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<v Speaker 2>let's talk about Beyonce and how that first experience was

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<v Speaker 2>was like everything that you dreamed of? Was it twenty

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<v Speaker 2>times more than you expected? Like what did she give

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<v Speaker 2>you eye contact?

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<v Speaker 1>Like yeah, I mean multiple times. Look, let me tell

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<v Speaker 1>you something, Let me tell you something.

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<v Speaker 2>Why don't you get up to the front.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. So my tickets that I bought when she was

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<v Speaker 1>first putting a concert on sale was so expensive. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>talking like fifteen hundred dollars a pop for a ticket,

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<v Speaker 1>I know.

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<v Speaker 2>A small loan Jesus.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and so I bought the VIP tickets, which meant

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<v Speaker 1>that you would basically be on the barricade in this

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<v Speaker 1>VIP pit. But unfortunately, like the VP, experience wasn't great.

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<v Speaker 1>And it saddens me to speak about Beyonce and her

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<v Speaker 1>team like this, But I had to get to the

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<v Speaker 1>venue at two pm. She wasn't on stage until eight,

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<v Speaker 1>so that is six hours before she comes on. Right.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like a huge weight to get your VIP merch

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<v Speaker 1>and your bag and you sort of just shuffle through

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<v Speaker 1>like cattle. Honestly, you're in these lines until about four pm,

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<v Speaker 1>so it's about two hours you're in these lines, and

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<v Speaker 1>then you get into the venue around four thirty five pm,

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<v Speaker 1>and then you're waiting for three hours in the venue.

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<v Speaker 1>So as much as it was marketed as this incredible

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<v Speaker 1>VP experience, the VIP side of things, it really wasn't there.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, you got in early and you got a

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<v Speaker 1>really great vantage point, but the stage was so high,

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<v Speaker 1>and me as a tall person, I still couldn't see

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<v Speaker 1>her some of the night. So I've paid this much

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<v Speaker 1>money and I couldn't see her and I'm front row.

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<v Speaker 1>It was like, really honestly disappointing to pay that much

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<v Speaker 1>money and not get the experience that I thought I would.

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<v Speaker 1>But the second time in Paris, was seated like the

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<v Speaker 1>front row of the stadium and I got to see

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<v Speaker 1>everything and ain't. Well, the thing is, I was front

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<v Speaker 1>row so like of the seats, and that was such

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<v Speaker 1>a better experience. Got to see everything, you know, got

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<v Speaker 1>to see the stage, the led floor. You sort of

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<v Speaker 1>have to be a little bit raised to experience Cowboy

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<v Speaker 1>Carter to its fullest because the stage is such a

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<v Speaker 1>big part of it. So when you're in VIP and

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<v Speaker 1>you're looking up. You don't get to see the led

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<v Speaker 1>stage because you're you know, your view is underneath. So look,

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<v Speaker 1>I had the best time. Honestly. It was almost like

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<v Speaker 1>a religious experience. The second time. I remember like I

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<v Speaker 1>was in this moment where you're singing this song which

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<v Speaker 1>has got two hands to heaven, and I felt like

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<v Speaker 1>I was just gonna burst out in tears like it was.

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<v Speaker 1>It was euphoric for me. So yes, it was amazing

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<v Speaker 1>the second time, and the show I would see again

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<v Speaker 1>if I could, but I'm just not willing to go

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<v Speaker 1>to Vegas and pay all that money again. But I'll

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<v Speaker 1>see her again one day. So yeah, it was definitely

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<v Speaker 1>a hot definitely a highlight. And you won't believe this,

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<v Speaker 1>but her makeup artist follows me on Instagram. His name's Raquel,

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<v Speaker 1>and I went to dinner with him.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>I went to dinner with her makeup artist, Raquel, who

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<v Speaker 1>does Kim K's makeup, and beyonces it.

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<v Speaker 2>How was that.

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<v Speaker 1>It was amazing. We were messaging on Instagram and it

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<v Speaker 1>was in the last week while I was in Paris,

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<v Speaker 1>and he was like, let's catch up. So we went

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<v Speaker 1>and got some drinks at a bar and then he

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<v Speaker 1>was like, let me see if Neil's available, who's her hairstylist?

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<v Speaker 1>And so Neil to Neil's sixtieth birthday and we end

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<v Speaker 1>up the four of us, Me is a poorer, Raquel

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<v Speaker 1>and Neil at dinner celebrating Neil's sixtieth birthday. It was insane,

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<v Speaker 1>like getting all the stories about Beyonce, you know, behind

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<v Speaker 1>the scenes.

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<v Speaker 2>And oh my god, you're in Beyonce's team, I know,

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<v Speaker 2>and like he's worked for her for seven years and

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<v Speaker 2>you know, I heard such amazing stories.

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<v Speaker 1>About her and how compassionate and generous she is. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>in COVID he had family members pass away and Beyonce

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<v Speaker 1>looked after everything, you know, and there were so many

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<v Speaker 1>stories that I don't want to share, but she is

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<v Speaker 1>one of the most generous people.

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<v Speaker 2>Could know, Share Share, Share without followers. This is the

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<v Speaker 2>biggest not gossip, but you can ever imagine. I know

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<v Speaker 2>you're in the team right now, like insider, you're.

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<v Speaker 1>And so we became friends and we've been messaging and

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<v Speaker 1>it was like, you know, whenever you're in LA, let's

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<v Speaker 1>catch up. And he was just such a nice guy.

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<v Speaker 1>I learned a lot from him in like the few

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<v Speaker 1>hours we were together. Yeah, and he's you know, he's

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<v Speaker 1>one of his makeup artists. Yeah, he's good looking. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>what is he like?

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<v Speaker 2>How would you describe him?

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<v Speaker 1>Like Latino and yeah, beautiful. He has his own makeup

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<v Speaker 1>line called Raquel Beauty. He yeah, he's he's got a

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<v Speaker 1>perfume coming out that he showed me. He brought like

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<v Speaker 1>a little sample and yeah. We had the best time,

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<v Speaker 1>and he even invited me. Like the dinner ended at

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<v Speaker 1>like midnight, and then he's like, I'm going to go

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<v Speaker 1>and have this meeting with someone at midnight about my perfume,

0:11:05.440 --> 0:11:07.040
<v Speaker 1>and so he was going to talk to like this

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<v Speaker 1>guy who had to like to discuss like the design

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<v Speaker 1>of the bottle and stuff. And then at two o'clock

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<v Speaker 1>he's like, where are you come to this Louis Vuitton

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<v Speaker 1>fashion after party. I'm like, I've got a flight tomorrow morning.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't but like.

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<v Speaker 2>Two am, two am, yeah, my good.

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<v Speaker 1>Booty call without the booty call.

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<v Speaker 2>Literally without the booty Yeah. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I was at home and like Support and I

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<v Speaker 1>were packing our bags and I was like should we go?

0:11:32.280 --> 0:11:33.960
<v Speaker 1>She's like, look where it is? It was like ten

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<v Speaker 1>minutes away from our hotel, and I was like, I

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<v Speaker 1>would have to get dressed, I would have to look nice.

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<v Speaker 1>It was the lou Vuitton after party, so I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, like and people don't start partying in

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<v Speaker 1>Paris until one am. So you have dinner at ten.

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<v Speaker 2>And then you just roll into the next morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Well the thing is one until six.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god. That is that is not.

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<v Speaker 1>That is normal. That is so normal in Europe. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and so if you go to a club before midnight

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<v Speaker 1>it's empty. That's so weird, isn't it. So you don't

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<v Speaker 1>go to dinner. The sun doesn't go.

0:12:04.000 --> 0:12:06.080
<v Speaker 2>Down thenry okay, so you go to bed at six

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<v Speaker 2>and then wait, day, what time are you waking up? Now?

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<v Speaker 1>No one's waken up early in Europe Australia, the culture

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<v Speaker 1>is wake up at five am, go for a run,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, get your job done, be home by five

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<v Speaker 1>and then relax. It's like you have a sea yester

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<v Speaker 1>at four, you sleep until six, you get up, you

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<v Speaker 1>go to dinner at like nine. The sun doesn't go

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<v Speaker 1>down until ten thirty, so it still feels like day.

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<v Speaker 1>They're ten thirty is like our seven. And then by midnight,

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<v Speaker 1>you finish dinner and then you sort of trickle on

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<v Speaker 1>to the bars. And so if you go out, if

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<v Speaker 1>you're at home and then you think, oh it's midnight,

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<v Speaker 1>better get out, and you go to a club, honestly,

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<v Speaker 1>it's going to be empty.

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<v Speaker 2>That is so baffling to me.

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<v Speaker 1>But that's why they had to see Yester in the afternoon.

0:12:49.000 --> 0:12:51.199
<v Speaker 1>They're sleeping, they getting their energy, they're ready to go.

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<v Speaker 2>Like there, I just feel like my ediccading rhathom would

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<v Speaker 2>just be like all over the place.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you've got to.

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<v Speaker 2>Eating at twelve, eating at eight o'clock. I'm in bed

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<v Speaker 2>by eight o'clock.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I know, right, And so like if you go

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<v Speaker 1>and you have dinner at six or seven or eight,

0:13:07.000 --> 0:13:10.200
<v Speaker 1>everyone knows you're a foreigner because the restaurants are basically empty.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, so that's like yeah, that's like no, no,

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<v Speaker 2>don't do that, don't do that. And how's your foot?

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<v Speaker 2>How did you hobble around and get on the dance floor?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, they called me Limpy Lowhan, Limp that's your new name,

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<v Speaker 1>Limpy Lowhan, and I skin this week. I was limping

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<v Speaker 1>around for five weeks.

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<v Speaker 2>But it did it a little pimpstick, bro.

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<v Speaker 1>I needed more than that. I had all the drugs

0:13:35.679 --> 0:13:38.000
<v Speaker 1>in the world, like not all the drugs, but like

0:13:38.080 --> 0:13:42.680
<v Speaker 1>panetole and neurofirm prescribed drugs. Yeah, all the all the

0:13:42.880 --> 0:13:46.440
<v Speaker 1>legal drugs, and I just popped the pills and kept

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<v Speaker 1>on walking like I was twenty thousand steps a day

0:13:49.120 --> 0:13:50.120
<v Speaker 1>limping around Europe.

0:13:50.160 --> 0:13:53.880
<v Speaker 2>It was less you that would honestly injured on a

0:13:53.920 --> 0:13:56.440
<v Speaker 2>holiday is probably the worst, and especially on the cobblestones,

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<v Speaker 2>I can't imagine.

0:13:57.240 --> 0:13:59.680
<v Speaker 1>No, there's no stability. My ankle's got.

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<v Speaker 3>On like literally like I would imagine like a Wes

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<v Speaker 3>see videos of girls like walking on the cobblestones in

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<v Speaker 3>like little kitten hills or like hills, and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 3>absolutely not, I'm absolutely not.

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<v Speaker 1>But no, it was the trip of my life. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>highlight lowlight, I think.

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<v Speaker 2>Not that we have to if you don't feel like

0:14:21.320 --> 0:14:22.840
<v Speaker 2>there was any type of blue light. I mean, low

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<v Speaker 2>light would be your.

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<v Speaker 1>Foot Yeah, low light, limping around limpy lowhan. I think

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<v Speaker 1>my highlight was really sticking to that idea of being

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<v Speaker 1>present and seeing the cities and getting out and doing

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<v Speaker 1>touristic things and really making the most of my time,

0:14:38.120 --> 0:14:41.200
<v Speaker 1>Like I didn't really sleep in. I was very strategic

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<v Speaker 1>about what nights I went out to the club late,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, so I felt very Yeah. One of the

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<v Speaker 1>things that I've realized is that growing up in Australia

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<v Speaker 1>we have no sense of freedom in the ocean. You

0:14:52.400 --> 0:14:54.680
<v Speaker 1>go to Europe and you jump in the ocean. There's

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<v Speaker 1>no there's no sharks there. So there's the agency which

0:14:58.520 --> 0:15:02.640
<v Speaker 1>basically they've never recorded a great white there. There's no

0:15:02.760 --> 0:15:05.880
<v Speaker 1>big sharks that you know, have attacked humans in over

0:15:05.960 --> 0:15:09.240
<v Speaker 1>one hundred years. So you jump off the boat in

0:15:09.280 --> 0:15:12.480
<v Speaker 1>the ocean and that sense of freedom is unreal. There's

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<v Speaker 1>no fear. So for me that was a fear. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not jumping off a boat in Sydney Harbor. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not spending too much time in the water at BONDI

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<v Speaker 1>like whenever I'm in the I.

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<v Speaker 2>Was just kayaking in the Sydney Harbour yesterday.

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<v Speaker 1>It's fine. I mean, you've got protection, but forgot. But seriously,

0:15:34.040 --> 0:15:37.160
<v Speaker 1>jumping in you know, the ocean off a yacht that

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<v Speaker 1>it was just a private yacht for Danny and I

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<v Speaker 1>that I hired, and it was like a dream. It

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<v Speaker 1>was like, Wow, this is what freedom feels like. Like

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<v Speaker 1>no fear in the ocean. I love that.

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<v Speaker 2>That's so bougie.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it was so cool. Yeah, I felt very bougie.

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<v Speaker 1>I felt like I was living my best life.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you guys role playing well.

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<v Speaker 1>Denny is so simple.

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<v Speaker 2>Denny's did he love his holiday?

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<v Speaker 1>He loved it, But he's like, you know, Denny is

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<v Speaker 1>someone who would prefer to go to like Southeast Asia

0:16:07.000 --> 0:16:10.840
<v Speaker 1>maybe like even Thailand or Bali or an Asian continent,

0:16:10.960 --> 0:16:14.000
<v Speaker 1>live really like chill in like a villa that you

0:16:14.000 --> 0:16:16.080
<v Speaker 1>don't have to pay much money, and like, I like

0:16:16.120 --> 0:16:17.680
<v Speaker 1>the finer things in life. And I'm not a shame

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<v Speaker 1>to admit that now, Like overseas I was, I can't

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<v Speaker 1>for it. Yeah, I was eating the best food, you know,

0:16:25.040 --> 0:16:28.480
<v Speaker 1>getting like transfers everywhere, Like I just really lived it up.

0:16:28.560 --> 0:16:31.440
<v Speaker 1>And I felt like I've been so ashamed to be like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh no, I like being bougie. But fuck that, Like

0:16:33.920 --> 0:16:34.720
<v Speaker 1>that is something that is.

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<v Speaker 2>Bougie blackfellows, and that is so okay.

0:16:38.520 --> 0:16:40.880
<v Speaker 1>It's okay. And I got to a point in my

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<v Speaker 1>life where I can be bougie. Yes, I'm like, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>be that.

0:16:45.040 --> 0:16:47.880
<v Speaker 2>Why these all these other mob can have it? Why

0:16:47.880 --> 0:16:48.600
<v Speaker 2>can't we have it.

0:16:49.080 --> 0:16:51.040
<v Speaker 1>I think that's the thing people have tried to make

0:16:51.120 --> 0:16:53.720
<v Speaker 1>us feel like we shouldn't be bougie because we're blackfellows. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you should be humble because it's superficial. You know what,

0:16:56.720 --> 0:16:59.680
<v Speaker 1>It ain't superficial. You know what it is. It is

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<v Speaker 1>a when you're sitting there eating lobster and jumping off

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<v Speaker 1>a yacht and eating the best and drinking the best champagne,

0:17:04.840 --> 0:17:07.560
<v Speaker 1>the best rose. Like I'm not going to be ashamed

0:17:07.600 --> 0:17:10.160
<v Speaker 1>of that anymore. I'm like you no, I thank you.

0:17:10.240 --> 0:17:13.280
<v Speaker 2>And you know what it's You've You've planned this holiday.

0:17:13.359 --> 0:17:15.800
<v Speaker 2>You know you've worked up to it. You knew how

0:17:15.880 --> 0:17:17.639
<v Speaker 2>much you were spending. You knew how much money you

0:17:17.720 --> 0:17:20.359
<v Speaker 2>were taking away for this particular trip. It's not like

0:17:20.400 --> 0:17:22.600
<v Speaker 2>you're doing that every day, Like this is.

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<v Speaker 1>A like budget, did not budget. I spent like forty

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<v Speaker 1>five k.

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<v Speaker 2>Ah my god, it.

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<v Speaker 1>Was a lot.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't talk. I literally bought a car for like yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, So I'm like, you know, I've just I just

0:17:38.720 --> 0:17:40.479
<v Speaker 1>I just went all out. But you know I deserved.

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<v Speaker 1>It was my thirtieth holiday.

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<v Speaker 2>Trip exactly, Happy birthday.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm glad. I'm really proud of you. For going and

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<v Speaker 2>just doing what you wanted to do and how you like.

0:17:50.119 --> 0:17:54.159
<v Speaker 2>I found the same thing with New York, so I understand.

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<v Speaker 1>So what did you get up too while I was away?

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<v Speaker 2>I finished my teeth.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, oh yes, beautiful? Are they whitened as well? Yeah?

0:18:05.359 --> 0:18:08.920
<v Speaker 2>No, VISI line. I'm done. Great, I feel so good.

0:18:09.119 --> 0:18:11.440
<v Speaker 2>I really enjoy my smile, like, thank you so much

0:18:11.520 --> 0:18:12.680
<v Speaker 2>to dental bootina. I can.

0:18:12.800 --> 0:18:16.159
<v Speaker 1>Yes, I've got three more retainers left and then a

0:18:16.920 --> 0:18:21.080
<v Speaker 1>little fixing moments of like making everything symmetrical, and then

0:18:21.080 --> 0:18:21.600
<v Speaker 1>I'm done.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Honestly, work has been really keeping me busy. I

0:18:25.880 --> 0:18:28.600
<v Speaker 2>have doen so much trouble travel, like the last couple

0:18:28.640 --> 0:18:32.920
<v Speaker 2>of weeks and whilst you're away, so my my was hit,

0:18:32.960 --> 0:18:37.440
<v Speaker 2>my head down, bump up. Just been enjoying obviously time

0:18:37.480 --> 0:18:42.320
<v Speaker 2>with Mim, having you know, time coming kind of back

0:18:42.400 --> 0:18:47.159
<v Speaker 2>and forth to Sydney. But I'm you know, planning a

0:18:47.240 --> 0:18:50.600
<v Speaker 2>holiday hopefully. I would really like to go somewhere where

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<v Speaker 2>I can literally like go out to the beach and

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<v Speaker 2>be stark naked and just tan my anus. Where is

0:18:56.800 --> 0:19:01.760
<v Speaker 2>that a literally I'm at that point where I just

0:19:01.800 --> 0:19:03.600
<v Speaker 2>want to like sun.

0:19:03.400 --> 0:19:10.960
<v Speaker 1>The moon, sun the moon, you're to be.

0:19:11.640 --> 0:19:14.560
<v Speaker 2>I was getting really like sun, the moon, Moon Sun.

0:19:16.040 --> 0:19:18.560
<v Speaker 1>So what have you gone to a naked beach before?

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<v Speaker 2>This is such a funny story, But like I have

0:19:22.960 --> 0:19:25.359
<v Speaker 2>with an X partner of mind, like been on a

0:19:25.680 --> 0:19:29.879
<v Speaker 2>like deserted island because we like helicoptered there. Obviously you

0:19:29.880 --> 0:19:32.040
<v Speaker 2>know who I'm talking about. But like that was the

0:19:32.080 --> 0:19:35.160
<v Speaker 2>only time I've ever been naked on a beach. Oh

0:19:36.160 --> 0:19:38.919
<v Speaker 2>it was so free, like you said freedom, But the

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<v Speaker 2>only thing was there was all these women came into

0:19:42.040 --> 0:19:46.679
<v Speaker 2>this stupid island, like the there was all these what

0:19:46.720 --> 0:19:50.280
<v Speaker 2>they referred to as like nervous sharks. Oh yeah, and

0:19:50.320 --> 0:19:52.480
<v Speaker 2>there's like hundreds of them. So if you swim in

0:19:52.520 --> 0:19:54.679
<v Speaker 2>the ocean, they come up real close, so you couldn't

0:19:54.680 --> 0:19:58.000
<v Speaker 2>really swim. But being free on an island naked was

0:19:58.119 --> 0:20:01.400
<v Speaker 2>quite That's a exactly what I want for my holiday.

0:20:01.440 --> 0:20:05.960
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, send me, send me to the island. I

0:20:06.000 --> 0:20:08.240
<v Speaker 2>want to be an island girl.

0:20:10.880 --> 0:20:13.240
<v Speaker 1>You know, I've only been to a nude beach a

0:20:13.280 --> 0:20:15.200
<v Speaker 1>couple of times, but you know I've never been nude.

0:20:15.240 --> 0:20:19.800
<v Speaker 1>You know why? Because why because unfortunately I'm a grower,

0:20:19.880 --> 0:20:22.680
<v Speaker 1>not a shower, and I feel like it's false advertisement

0:20:22.720 --> 0:20:23.800
<v Speaker 1>because it looks smaller.

0:20:26.760 --> 0:20:30.280
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, it's so literally you say I sit where

0:20:30.359 --> 0:20:32.760
<v Speaker 2>It's like, no, it's going to be just like like

0:20:32.840 --> 0:20:33.439
<v Speaker 2>imagine just.

0:20:33.480 --> 0:20:37.879
<v Speaker 1>Walking like no, Like I'm just sometimes i look in

0:20:37.920 --> 0:20:40.080
<v Speaker 1>the mirror when I'm flatted and I'm like, that is

0:20:40.160 --> 0:20:43.720
<v Speaker 1>so disappointing, Like it's such a nice boodoo, but it

0:20:43.800 --> 0:20:45.200
<v Speaker 1>doesn't look like it gets there.

0:20:45.560 --> 0:20:50.280
<v Speaker 2>Oh don't even I'm seeing you in your speedo's Yeah.

0:20:50.080 --> 0:20:54.520
<v Speaker 1>But I mean, you know, like it looks I would

0:20:54.560 --> 0:20:57.960
<v Speaker 1>never go naked because it's false advertisement, Like, don't even

0:20:58.320 --> 0:20:59.480
<v Speaker 1>I'm selling myself short.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god. The other day, I don't know if

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<v Speaker 2>this will be on the pod and maybe not, but

0:21:06.200 --> 0:21:09.160
<v Speaker 2>like Mim had never she's like watched porn, but she's

0:21:09.240 --> 0:21:13.159
<v Speaker 2>never seen like a flaccid cock. And I was like,

0:21:13.200 --> 0:21:15.080
<v Speaker 2>what do you mean you've never seen us, like because

0:21:15.080 --> 0:21:16.280
<v Speaker 2>she's obviously never slept.

0:21:16.080 --> 0:21:17.600
<v Speaker 1>With it, duo, most of them are really ugly.

0:21:17.800 --> 0:21:19.360
<v Speaker 2>Well that's what I said to her. I was like, look,

0:21:19.720 --> 0:21:22.440
<v Speaker 2>I'm not gonna lie like porn definitely gives you the

0:21:22.480 --> 0:21:25.280
<v Speaker 2>wrong idea of what a cock looks like. And I

0:21:25.400 --> 0:21:27.040
<v Speaker 2>was like, do you want to see what a soft

0:21:27.160 --> 0:21:30.520
<v Speaker 2>cock looks like and so me and her and like

0:21:30.600 --> 0:21:33.440
<v Speaker 2>a friend of ours were like literally looking at flaccid

0:21:33.520 --> 0:21:35.879
<v Speaker 2>dicks and it was not a turn on. I'm not

0:21:35.920 --> 0:21:39.840
<v Speaker 2>gonna lie. It was traumatizing. I've even slept with men

0:21:39.920 --> 0:21:43.760
<v Speaker 2>and I found it fucking traumatizing. Okay, well that's my

0:21:43.960 --> 0:21:45.840
<v Speaker 2>thing I need to tick off this year is get

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<v Speaker 2>naked out of beach. Okay, guys, you heard it here. First.

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<v Speaker 2>First things first, I'm gonna I'm gonna be free. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>I think because I got my surgery, I have my

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<v Speaker 2>boobs done, I'm getting more confident in my body. Like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not comfortable to that much, but like, yeah, I

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<v Speaker 2>feel like I just need to like get the freedom.

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<v Speaker 1>And your new hair, how's that all going?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, my faux faux faux red hair something that's cool.

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<v Speaker 2>It's fake. Yeah, it's good. I've just got regrowth at

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<v Speaker 2>the moments when IM wearing a headband. But I love it.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like it's more my personality. Like I feel

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<v Speaker 2>like you left and I I didn't know I had

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<v Speaker 2>a life crisis. I don't know who I was without you,

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<v Speaker 2>And I was like, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>What, shave my hair or do I do I diet

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<v Speaker 1>or shave it and a pixie cut.

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<v Speaker 2>Ew what me with a PIXI cut?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Absolutely not what you mean, mate, In.

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<v Speaker 2>No way I would look so lesbian. So letsbi on.

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<v Speaker 1>But you are so lesbian right now?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean my lesbian era. Okay, but I don't. I

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<v Speaker 2>like my femininity. I liked the femin lesbian and it's

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<v Speaker 2>the best. I can't belive I just said that. Yeah, see,

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<v Speaker 2>you changed my identity as well. You know what, maybe

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<v Speaker 2>I'll change my name next.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>I may be in a life crisis right now. You

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<v Speaker 2>fucking leave me for and this is what's happened.

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<v Speaker 1>You know that's a good one. Well, I mean I

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<v Speaker 1>think you know. I had a life crisis once when

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<v Speaker 1>I was working way too hard for Basloman and I

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<v Speaker 1>shaved my head and pisced both of my ears and

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<v Speaker 1>I came to work the next day and he was like,

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<v Speaker 1>what the fuck happened? He's like, I did not hire

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<v Speaker 1>a mole rat. And I was like, well, we're here

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<v Speaker 1>and we're ready to work, and I'll never do it again,

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<v Speaker 1>so I'm not advising it.

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<v Speaker 2>My god, we didn't work with him.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll send you the photo. Don't worry, and I.

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<v Speaker 2>Can just imagine, yeah, shaved head two piers here, you

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<v Speaker 2>might as well just wear a silver chain and wear

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<v Speaker 2>some like fucking fubu.

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<v Speaker 1>And with that forehead, you don't shave your head. You

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<v Speaker 1>know you have a nice bald head though some balls.

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<v Speaker 1>It was like a number two, so I had, okay, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank god, it's my number two. Number one.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, no no, I was yeah, I was giving,

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<v Speaker 1>like give it, Timberlake. I was giving midlife crisis. Actually

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<v Speaker 1>for sure, I was giving.

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<v Speaker 2>Hopefully next week, I don't come back with the bull head.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you just come in with a pixie pixie wig anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>just to you know, to get to get the story

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<v Speaker 1>out there. Let's do that, do it. Let's come in

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<v Speaker 1>a bold cap and you come pixie weeks.

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<v Speaker 2>Every week we come with a new wig and a

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<v Speaker 2>new personality. Personality, personality.

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<v Speaker 1>Well look that's a good place to wrap it. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>looking forward to seeing what you're coming with.

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<v Speaker 2>Next week's TikTok is.

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<v Speaker 1>Like also speak yes, speaking of yeah, I'm culling you, barb,

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<v Speaker 1>it's Nick Minaj. But speaking of TikTok. Next week, I

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<v Speaker 1>want you to catch me up on some of this

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<v Speaker 1>TikTok drama. Like, there is so much stuff going down

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<v Speaker 1>online that I feel like I've been away from the

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<v Speaker 1>from the you know, drama, and I feel like you're

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<v Speaker 1>all across it. So next week I'm going to out

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<v Speaker 1>your brain.

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<v Speaker 2>I got a mind, Matt, ready to go, Let's do it.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's go, and it's all lesbian dramas. Maybe like one

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<v Speaker 2>straight dude, but let's be honest. All right, let's be honest.

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<v Speaker 2>All right. That's all we have time for today. Thank

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<v Speaker 2>you so much for listening to First things first.

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<v Speaker 1>And if you love what you hear, leave us a

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<v Speaker 1>rating and a little review.

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<v Speaker 2>And if you want us to cover anything, even if

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<v Speaker 2>it's the lesbian drama, reach out by aerosocials. My handle

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<v Speaker 2>is at Brooked Up Letton and Matti's handle is that

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<v Speaker 2>It's Maddie Mills.

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<v Speaker 1>You mob have a deadly natoc week. Make sure you

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<v Speaker 1>get out there to a community event. It's on all

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<v Speaker 1>week from Sunday to Sunday, so enjoy yourself, get amongst

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<v Speaker 1>the community. And if you need any help with what's

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<v Speaker 1>going on you know the local events, hit me up.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll link you.

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<v Speaker 3>Bye bye