Speaker 1: Cassimer said, here's some of the best bets from Jason Lion.
Speaker 2: While we're on break, I want to take you airborne
Speaker 2: on board a Virgin flight from Perth to Melbourne. About
Speaker 2: thirty minutes into the flight, when a passenger thought they
Speaker 2: would de robe, get completely nude and run down the
Speaker 2: aisle of the aircraft. Nudy run, nudy run on board
Speaker 2: a plane. However, he knocked over a crew member. Oh
Speaker 2: that's a no go.
Speaker 3: Well, actually that's getting the trolley out.
Speaker 2: I don't believe the trolley was out. The trolley would
Speaker 2: have taken him out.
Speaker 3: It's only a small plane. It's only a single aisle.
Speaker 2: That's three seats aisle, three seats. I mean, if someone's
Speaker 2: sleeping with their legout and you go running down with
Speaker 2: your slungout, you take your trip.
Speaker 3: You can't be getting your slung out on a plane.
Speaker 2: On a plane does not belong.
Speaker 4: To snake's on a plane. Good movie, mother, Yeah, you
Speaker 4: can't be doing that. So they took off from Perth
Speaker 4: and turned around and had to go back to how
Speaker 4: it was only half an hour into the planet.
Speaker 2: How angry would you be?
Speaker 4: Not the same effect as doing a nudy run across
Speaker 4: the m c J or something where people cheer for you.
Speaker 5: No one would be cheering, so he got full naked
Speaker 5: out for naked.
Speaker 2: He was restrained by federal police and the plane landing
Speaker 2: back in Perth and he was taken off for psychobut a.
Speaker 3: Guy got need on a plane I was on from
Speaker 3: Melbourne to Los Angeles. Ones.
Speaker 5: Oh, he just kept.
Speaker 2: My god, a nerdy.
Speaker 3: There's a nerdy run in the studio. Has he got
Speaker 3: a tattoo on his arm?
Speaker 2: Come back in another another?
Speaker 5: Oh, my.
Speaker 3: Tattoo on your barm?
Speaker 2: What's that say?
Speaker 5: My god?
Speaker 2: About you?
Speaker 4: Unpack our Irish leprecorn producer just did two lots of
Speaker 4: the studio in the noodie run.
Speaker 2: God, I love this show.
Speaker 4: I did not have that on my bingo car this morning.
Speaker 1: Guys, he has very small hands.
Speaker 5: He's been on.
Speaker 2: He's looking good.
Speaker 3: You look great, Jack, looking good.
Speaker 6: Bright.
Speaker 5: The tattoo on the bomb, I don't know see that.
Speaker 2: We see them, Jazz, what's the tatsa?
Speaker 3: What is the tats Jason Lauren?
Speaker 5: It says what whush warning, It says hushast.
Speaker 2: What's whosh doesn't mean anything in particular.
Speaker 5: It was just a drunken tattoo after our equivalent of
Speaker 5: wo is that home?
Speaker 3: I love you?
Speaker 5: Great read jazz is who's Irish for idiot?
Speaker 2: Great read?
Speaker 4: I did not. I did not say that coming. Your
Speaker 4: wife's going to be so proud of you for that.
Speaker 5: Can we's a video?
Speaker 2: Can we talk dirty Runs? Thirteen twenty four ten not
Speaker 2: noody runs? But where have you been caught in the news?
Speaker 3: Where have you been caught in the nude?
Speaker 4: What about my friend who slept walked in just a
Speaker 4: jay string, no bra out of her apartment really yeah,
Speaker 4: and couldn't get back in.
Speaker 3: She had to walk to the local police station in
Speaker 3: a note in a string.
Speaker 4: She slept, walked out and got in the lift, didn't
Speaker 4: have a keys or anything, and was at the bottom
Speaker 4: of the apartment.
Speaker 5: Was like, oh, she cover herself with she is on
Speaker 5: her own.
Speaker 4: She just put her hand across her boobs and walked
Speaker 4: in a g string to the police station and said,
Speaker 4: you've got to help me.
Speaker 3: I've got no phone, no keys.
Speaker 5: Imagine the Johnny Hoppers.
Speaker 2: I'd be like, well, guys, let's head to mony.
Speaker 4: Oh the Monico brom Prix, It's like the most iconic
Speaker 4: of all four Pila One Racers. I've always wanted to go,
Speaker 4: and my fiance Paul is there at the moment, and
Speaker 4: he said to me called yesterday and he was like,
Speaker 4: once in a lifetime. Back, once in a lifetime, and
Speaker 4: I'm like, well, can we make it twice in a
Speaker 4: lifetime so I can go once too?
Speaker 2: Have you told Clinton what you wake up to at
Speaker 2: three o'clock this morning?
Speaker 3: I'm tired.
Speaker 5: So he's there, he's on a boys trip, lags.
Speaker 2: Luxury boat with some big names. He's over there with
Speaker 2: Maddi Damon.
Speaker 3: Mattie Damon. They're there together.
Speaker 4: And they decided at three point thirty this morning that
Speaker 4: Paul was going to FaceTime me, who was in the
Speaker 4: pitch back sound of Sleep in Melbourne, and matt was
Speaker 4: going to FaceTime his wife in New York and then make.
Speaker 5: Us talk to each other.
Speaker 3: Course just hold just on speakerphone. And they were in
Speaker 3: the conversation.
Speaker 4: I was like, I could just call Lucy if I
Speaker 4: wanted to talk to Lucy at three o'clock in the morning,
Speaker 4: but I was sleeping.
Speaker 5: Anybody did you take it?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 5: I took it? Do you talk about eighteen minutes?
Speaker 2: Eighteen minutes?
Speaker 4: And I was looking at it before it was eighteen yep,
Speaker 4: eighteen minutes. I sat on the phone to them and
Speaker 4: then they were like, I think Lossi's gone.
Speaker 3: I was like, I'm still here. I was lying in
Speaker 3: the pitch black in my bed, just with it on.
Speaker 5: Speak of Jason Bourne.
Speaker 2: You don't hang up that phone.
Speaker 5: Having a whole boy would have gone straight through the
Speaker 5: keeper with me.
Speaker 2: Just really I.
Speaker 4: Thought maybe there was a situation. I was excited that
Speaker 4: he call me on a boys trip. I was like, Oh,
Speaker 4: something juicy has happened. He just wanted to wake me up.
Speaker 2: Something exciting happened for our local lad. Though.
Speaker 3: How much Grand Prix do you think the boys watched
Speaker 3: on their boys trip?
Speaker 2: I don't think they can.
Speaker 5: They seek a question.
Speaker 2: Can they see you.
Speaker 3: Can see the track, big screens all around you.
Speaker 2: If you're watching the race, they would see the Yeah,
Speaker 2: did you hear the cars in the background when they ring?
Speaker 4: No, it was o'clock at night over there. I wonder
Speaker 4: if they're still going background.
Speaker 2: Don't answer that that's in trap.
Speaker 3: But yes, anyway, big night at the Monty Coo Grand Prex.
Speaker 3: Very proud of our Melbourne boy, Oscar Piarestree, who started
Speaker 3: in p two finished in p two.
Speaker 4: It was one of the only drand PRIs where they.
Speaker 3: Finished in the same position as they started. Very tricky
Speaker 3: course to overstake time.
Speaker 5: From the front, right, you're very tricky.
Speaker 2: We were proud. Someone we spoke to a little bit
Speaker 2: earlier was a lot more proud than us.
Speaker 4: Piastreet Oscar's gorgeous mum who lives here in Melbourne with
Speaker 4: his three sisters. He's obviously off troubling the world we
Speaker 4: spoke to earlier, your family and just so gorgeous. You
Speaker 4: guys are just glued to the screen watching him go
Speaker 4: around like beaming with pride. But seeing him on the
Speaker 4: podium last night, standing up there with his trophy, that's
Speaker 4: what you live for, right, That's what he lives for.
Speaker 7: I mean, he's been going for a long time. He
Speaker 7: left at fourteen well to pursue this dream. But when
Speaker 7: they're so happy, he's so happy and just I mean,
Speaker 7: not many people get to actually achieve their their dreams,
Speaker 7: the dream come true, to be on a podium in
Speaker 7: Mona Coral, just being a Formula one car.
Speaker 5: Amazing did you see?
Speaker 2: And not the crash talking about on a Lap one?
Speaker 2: But there was a boat crash an what happened?
Speaker 4: I saw the headline and I asked, like Jesus, if
Speaker 4: this is Paul in his Stupid Maids.
Speaker 3: But it wasn't. It wasn't him. Someone took it. It looked
Speaker 3: like a tender, one of the smaller boats.
Speaker 2: My dad always said, if you want some entertainment, grab
Speaker 2: a six pack and sit down at the boat ramp
Speaker 2: and just watch idiots trying to put boats on.
Speaker 4: All these boat Those boats they have over there are amazing,
Speaker 4: so it wouldn't be a cheap mistake that was made.
Speaker 3: When the boat crashed over the jetty.
Speaker 2: It was an out of controlled tender.
Speaker 5: It looked like I had no driver. I think he
Speaker 5: river fell off a ghost boat, a.
Speaker 2: Ghost boat, and it's like called through the marina and
Speaker 2: then driven up onto the dry dock, just missing people.
Speaker 4: Those boats are so big, some of them that that
Speaker 4: wouldn't have been a tiny boat, and it looked minuscule
Speaker 4: next to some of those big boats. Paul said that
Speaker 4: there were boats out there that were so big they
Speaker 4: couldn't even get into the marina.
Speaker 5: It's a bit like Jason's boatliners.
Speaker 2: You've got a shower on your Actually, actually I have
Speaker 2: a water off.
Speaker 3: Have a toilet on your boat?
Speaker 2: No, you just stand at the back and like you
Speaker 2: lean on the back and you get a mate to
Speaker 2: hold you by the shirt so you don't fall in.
Speaker 3: He's still a wizzer off the side.
Speaker 2: Is that what you mean?
Speaker 4: I mean, I guess so. I thought you might have
Speaker 4: had an actual proper toilet. You've got an underneath?
Speaker 5: No, or it is it's a tiny it's it's.
Speaker 3: Not a tinny. I've seen it a steering wheels. What
Speaker 3: does I have a thing at.
Speaker 5: The back place?
Speaker 1: I imagine you it's pull on your boat.
Speaker 2: Movie star Matt Damon would not be on this boat
Speaker 2: in it.
Speaker 3: He'd love it. He'd love the timmy.
Speaker 2: Hey, what are you guys like behind the wheel?
Speaker 5: I'm pretty good, I'm okay.
Speaker 3: No, it's terrible. He gets distracted. When I drove in
Speaker 3: your car last time, I've got whiplash.
Speaker 5: You knew that was bad, But I put this universe
Speaker 5: on her back. Excuse me, I'm sorry. I flipped her
Speaker 5: in the celebrity.
Speaker 2: And she rolled on her roof thirteen twenty fourteen. Who
Speaker 2: should not be behind the wheel? Yeah, you want to
Speaker 2: dB yourself in or a partners You're up last night.
Speaker 2: Mum was watching the Formula One The boy.
Speaker 4: Went, well did any oscar? Piastre well done?
Speaker 2: Im a podium spoke to his mum from Brighton this
Speaker 2: morning when he comes back to Melbourne. How is he
Speaker 2: with you behind the wheel if you pick him uprom
Speaker 2: the airport in the toago? Is he like the driver?
Speaker 7: Yeah, he's not great.
Speaker 2: Imagine that you're Formula one driving your mum's driving your car.
Speaker 5: You'd be like, get out of the right lane.
Speaker 3: Oh mom, left right floor.
Speaker 2: Mom.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she's lovely. Nicole Piastree, it's nice to talk to.
Speaker 1: There are some shocking drivers on the road and I've
Speaker 1: got a theory. It used to be Volvo drivers. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that bad rat. Yeah, they get a huge block your ears.
Speaker 5: I reckon. Tesla drivers are shocking.
Speaker 2: I agree, I agree, they just bind you went over here.
Speaker 2: Might be saving the world electric car.
Speaker 1: But maybe not you, Lauren, but your Tesla brothers and sisters.
Speaker 3: Uber, it's a Tesla. I kept getting Tesla or am
Speaker 3: I booking?
Speaker 2: I think you're booking the nicer route comfort comfort electric
Speaker 2: because my I thirty that rocked up for me on
Speaker 2: Friday night to get home from the past.
Speaker 5: Economical it was not a tesla that was a good driver.
Speaker 2: I don't know. My feet were in the front seat
Speaker 2: and I was little. She was tight.
Speaker 3: It's funny when you get.
Speaker 4: Really smaller, big man, and there's three adults in the back,
Speaker 4: and you're like, oh, just.
Speaker 2: In the front.
Speaker 5: Do you know what funny you should say this?
Speaker 1: I got in. I got in the back right, so
Speaker 1: behind the driver.
Speaker 2: Don't do that. That's scarce.
Speaker 3: That feels lopsided to me.
Speaker 5: Yeah, rolling, it's like a.
Speaker 2: Plaine they like to see you see balance out.
Speaker 5: But it through him and it's through me as well.
Speaker 5: But I sort of went with it.
Speaker 2: No, it's probably he would. I would freak out if
Speaker 2: that's where the passenger sat. I'm like, I don't want
Speaker 2: them behind me.
Speaker 3: No, I wouldn't want to behind me.
Speaker 2: Nohana. I like riding shotgun, do you?
Speaker 3: I think some uber drivers find that quite confronting. They
Speaker 3: don't like it.
Speaker 5: You've got to go left back.
Speaker 3: Yeah, back, left aways.
Speaker 1: You know what, I'm gonna start going the middle, do
Speaker 1: the right thing, right things.
Speaker 5: Rogue that's right in.
Speaker 2: The middle with a little strap thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 2: Who should be taken.
Speaker 3: Just the thought of you sitting in the middle seat
Speaker 3: in the back seat.
Speaker 2: And every time they'll look at the review mirror, I'll
Speaker 2: be like, come.
Speaker 4: On, just your big head, hello, all right? Who shouldn't
Speaker 4: be behind the wheel? Melbourne thirteen twenty four ten is
Speaker 4: our number?
Speaker 7: Jen?
Speaker 3: Do you know someone who shouldn't be driving?
Speaker 6: My mother?
Speaker 4: Why?
Speaker 3: What's wrong?
Speaker 5: They're going to say, under the bus, But don't do that.
Speaker 6: I can do it because she leaves the CIN Australia
Speaker 6: And so what's wrong when they're driving fine ish on
Speaker 6: the road like the most of us car.
Speaker 5: F's in car parks.
Speaker 6: Oh, absolutely terrifying in car parks, not to pedestrians. She's
Speaker 6: very respectful there. She's had three fender benders in twenty
Speaker 6: twenty three into her new car. Bender Yeah, like she's
Speaker 6: parked badly and someone's pulled in or pulled out and
Speaker 6: they scratched down the side of it. I don't understand why,
Speaker 6: I like you let my brothers talk you into buying
Speaker 6: a car for a young family instead of the little
Speaker 6: jacks crack you should be driving.
Speaker 3: A seven What cars she driving?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 7: It's one of these.
Speaker 6: When she bought it's one of these like six seaters
Speaker 6: stud Tis.
Speaker 3: Nan Nan doesn't need one of them.
Speaker 2: My wife parked theower down at half Moon Bay and
Speaker 2: then she's left the door open and the winds hit it,
Speaker 2: so it's throwing the door into another car.
Speaker 5: Did she did she just drive off door? Did she
Speaker 5: drive off?
Speaker 2: I don't know, Laura, was she in the car? She
Speaker 2: was getting out of the cash got out of the
Speaker 2: car with the door open, and then yeah, the wind
Speaker 2: hit it.
Speaker 5: She drove off?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, the other owner was there. I said,
Speaker 2: please tell me drove off?
Speaker 5: She said, no, no, you can't be doing that.
Speaker 2: The test.
Speaker 3: Leanna, good morning. Who shouldn't be driving that?
Speaker 6: You know?
Speaker 8: My it's the neighbor.
Speaker 3: What's wrong with your neighbor?
Speaker 2: Have they hit the fence?
Speaker 8: He's about nineteen plus his death blind in one eye.
Speaker 5: Definitely it's allowed, I think.
Speaker 8: So it's not allowed, And I don't know he's still driving.
Speaker 8: He's driving his wife's weekly to the local shops and
Speaker 8: the cafe.
Speaker 4: I mean, it's so sad though, because you take the
Speaker 4: driver's license off that you take their independence.
Speaker 3: But I think if you're blinded.
Speaker 8: Because you wear a patch, No no he doesn't, but
Speaker 8: we will walk down the drive wake. He's like ah,
Speaker 8: is that my husband called me?
Speaker 3: He called that name or what and he thinks you're
Speaker 3: his wife.
Speaker 2: Yeah, will definitely put him behind the wheel of a
Speaker 2: motor vehicle. He sounds hope. He's my uber driver today.
Speaker 2: Here he comes.
Speaker 5: Pop. Stop it stop.
Speaker 2: You'd give it away, wouldn't it?
Speaker 3: Respect your elders, you toast stop.
Speaker 2: He'll be fine for the first part of the test
Speaker 2: when they say cover one arm, read the letters. Second
Speaker 2: part's going to get him though, Marco.
Speaker 5: He's definitely got a blind spot. Oh, poor bugger.
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