Speaker 1: Hello, welcome to the podcast. How are you hello?
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm okay, mic On for the broad step,
Speaker 2: I've got a bone to pick with some of the
Speaker 2: people to listen to this podcast.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, let me.
Speaker 3: Just say at the top of the show the show,
Speaker 3: nobody likes a snitch.
Speaker 4: Nobody likes a snitch. In fact, I'm protesting.
Speaker 1: Poo Hans has been caught.
Speaker 5: We were actually just winding you up and having a
Speaker 5: joke when you stormed out about it, and someone's gone
Speaker 5: on your little fan page and tried to dob Clinton.
Speaker 3: Didn't you hear it?
Speaker 1: This is the egg debate yesterday.
Speaker 4: No, we're not doing it again, though I'm bored of it,
Speaker 4: bored to carry on.
Speaker 5: But we are a little bit of a joke yesterday
Speaker 5: and we said, don't tell Jason. Then they went on
Speaker 5: Jason's fan page and said, did.
Speaker 1: I knew anyway? What are you doing?
Speaker 6: What?
Speaker 3: You had no idea?
Speaker 1: You knew what I knew? Clint would have been behind.
Speaker 5: It, as if you were pointing your finger at anyone
Speaker 5: that would look your way.
Speaker 4: We're not doing it again.
Speaker 7: I don't like a rat.
Speaker 2: Till the end exactly, especially if we're teasing Jays just
Speaker 2: let us tease.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm off and I'm off the whole thing.
Speaker 8: There was a couple of people who are commenting snitch
Speaker 8: to whoever commented.
Speaker 7: Good just gets stitches, you know from you. Well, that's true,
Speaker 7: that's what they're say in prison. So what goes here?
Speaker 7: Prison rules?
Speaker 1: Do you think would last in prison? Out of us?
Speaker 1: Not me?
Speaker 3: I'd be I'd be first out.
Speaker 1: You'd be shipped. Yeah, so you know what you'd be.
Speaker 1: You'd be that little crier on.
Speaker 6: What's the Morgan Freeman movie, you know when they watch
Speaker 6: him get off the bus, when they watch him get
Speaker 6: off the bus. Clint would be that one that would
Speaker 6: burst into tears and they'd be like, yeah, look at him.
Speaker 1: A little bit.
Speaker 3: I'd be, but I would be more white collared prison.
Speaker 1: So i'd be on the.
Speaker 9: Farm playing tennis.
Speaker 1: No, no, I reckon. You'd be you'd be high in maximums. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you'd be involved in something. You would have tried to
Speaker 1: help a mate bury something or someone.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I'm going to have a good time. I'm going
Speaker 9: to prison.
Speaker 6: He would actually be at home, Well, you've got the
Speaker 6: haircut for you'd be a reoffender, you know where you
Speaker 6: get out and you go, this is not for me. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 6: you know I'm going to reffend back so I can
Speaker 6: go back and see my mates. You imagine him near
Speaker 6: the weights, having a dark picture. Yeah, yeah, in the Yeah,
Speaker 6: you'd be running the place.
Speaker 1: Absolutely. What women's prison? How long you reckon you'd last?
Speaker 7: Orange is the New Black?
Speaker 5: I'm obsessed with prisons. I love watching prison shows. But
Speaker 5: I wouldn't last very long.
Speaker 1: No, you'd be with me.
Speaker 3: We'd be crying in the corner.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 6: The food would get me. The menu looks limiting. Also,
Speaker 6: I can only I need two pillows to sleep.
Speaker 1: Do you get one?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 1: That that would be my issue, I mean many.
Speaker 3: Issues you and they'd let me take my cosa pillow
Speaker 3: in No?
Speaker 1: What about it? Spinal leagues? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Did you finish watching Unlocked?
Speaker 1: You know what? Actually I got.
Speaker 4: The long series? I could cut two episodes.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I got bored of it just from like all
Speaker 6: the prisons, like you know, like just the constant swearing
Speaker 6: and like just them trying to do their hardcore prison talk.
Speaker 4: And have you heard yourself back on this podcast? Yes,
Speaker 4: you're gouta mouth? Why are you?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 6: But I just like on that prison show it's just
Speaker 6: like you know the hardcore, like.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're murderers, they're about there. But I quite like
Speaker 4: some of them. They won me over the little guy.
Speaker 4: You haven't finished.
Speaker 1: Were you attracted to them?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 5: I was just like, they're not bad people. Some of
Speaker 5: them have just done bad things. They're not bad people.
Speaker 1: No, but I think they killed someone. I'm gonna.
Speaker 4: Not matters. They're not matters. Some of them are just
Speaker 4: non bound things, not murdering. That nothing too bad.
Speaker 7: It just got out of hand carrying away. Some of
Speaker 7: them like broad this weekend.
Speaker 6: Would you take a plea because since the other thing?
Speaker 6: You know, when they're like, yeah, I take a play,
Speaker 6: do two years or you do the core case?
Speaker 5: You couldn't not doing fIF I know someone that had
Speaker 5: five charges and took a guilty play on one.
Speaker 9: You have to allocute?
Speaker 7: What's that allocute?
Speaker 1: What do you mean?
Speaker 9: Well, is that a part of the play deal? Execute alloute,
Speaker 9: I'll tell you and admit to your crimes.
Speaker 6: I think it's more like if you play yeah, well
Speaker 6: technically if you play guilty, yeah, you have to please.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if you play guilty, will give you two years.
Speaker 1: If you play an innocent, we're going for fifty.
Speaker 9: I'm not taking anyone down.
Speaker 1: But you might, but you might be free. Like God,
Speaker 1: that's a roll of the dice, isn't it.
Speaker 7: You have to accept that label of I'm guilty?
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, which is that?
Speaker 7: Would that would folk you later in life?
Speaker 1: Well you're trying to get a job of like Starbucks
Speaker 1: or something, and they're like, hey, you did.
Speaker 7: You did two years you're guilty.
Speaker 3: You said you did it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. It wasn't a bad like
Speaker 1: you're not a bad person, no not.
Speaker 7: I hope you can make a machiato.
Speaker 1: You just did a bad thing.
Speaker 6: I don't want you stabbing someone with a frappuccino straw. Alie,
Speaker 6: Where was your first job?
Speaker 7: My first job?
Speaker 3: Where was I?
Speaker 7: I got fired?
Speaker 4: I think they just never texted me back. It was
Speaker 4: at like a a clothes shop, and then I went
Speaker 4: to a really fancy place at a golf course, like
Speaker 4: the Sheraton Mirangels.
Speaker 7: I worked there for like three years on the golf course.
Speaker 1: What did you do?
Speaker 9: Yeah, I was a little golf porter and worked in
Speaker 9: the pro shop.
Speaker 1: And you play golf. No, so I do that.
Speaker 6: I would I would hope that the person working in
Speaker 6: the pro shop. You know what I mean, Like if
Speaker 6: I walked in, like I'd want you to know the
Speaker 6: difference between the balls.
Speaker 7: Well, yeah I could. I could do that, you know,
Speaker 7: the difference between the worlds.
Speaker 4: No, but that's all right. I also used to drive
Speaker 4: the drinks cart.
Speaker 9: And I used to do the Brecky buffet.
Speaker 4: Where was this my first job?
Speaker 9: Like proper job at the Sheraton in Port Douglas. Oh.
Speaker 3: I stayed at the Sherton.
Speaker 6: In some places, I go, it's interesting someone's decided to
Speaker 6: work here, like you know, like a like I dated
Speaker 6: a girl worked at a kids drawing shop at the airport.
Speaker 6: So I'm like kids books and I was like kids
Speaker 6: drawing and craft and ship like that. But I was like,
Speaker 6: to go to work at the international airport. Then you've
Speaker 6: got to clear security, You've got to deal with the airport.
Speaker 8: Just you know, go get a job at Westfield or
Speaker 8: in those little shops like it just makes no sense
Speaker 8: that are quite niche.
Speaker 7: And it's like, is this a job or is this
Speaker 7: your career? Is your career working in an arts and
Speaker 7: crafts shop? Is that what you wanted to do?
Speaker 3: Are you happy?
Speaker 7: Or they might be happy and they're fine My first.
Speaker 9: Job shaped me as a person. I worked in an
Speaker 9: old school butcher shop and they were probably x con
Speaker 9: type areas, and I learned a lot about myself and
Speaker 9: life and my world, just a lot of stuff. I
Speaker 9: remember I accidentally bumped one of the guys I think
Speaker 9: I can't remember his name now, and he was just
Speaker 9: he was the old grumpy bastard because you used to
Speaker 9: like carry trays behind them and behind behind yeah yeah,
Speaker 9: and behind your chap, behind your shap, that type of thing.
Speaker 9: But in the butchers shop, and I accidentally knocked his
Speaker 9: foot and he was actually cutting anything at the time,
Speaker 9: but he said, if you do that again, I'll be
Speaker 9: butchering you next. Look me square in the eye with
Speaker 9: the knife on it. And I was like fourteen and
Speaker 9: nine months to.
Speaker 1: Go around the carcasses.
Speaker 9: Oh you're fine.
Speaker 7: The smell, yeah you get, you get kind of my mum.
Speaker 9: But yeah, you learn a lot about yourself in the
Speaker 9: butcher shop.
Speaker 3: A lot.
Speaker 1: I always thought about a life in butchery were.
Speaker 9: They were were wearing gloves, yep, gloves, I meat meat, yeah,
Speaker 9: high quality.
Speaker 1: You get to take home like.
Speaker 9: Yeah that always your sausages or your mum would come
Speaker 9: in and then all of a sudden they were the
Speaker 9: worst people ever to work for, And then your mum
Speaker 9: would come in and they look like angels. Then you
Speaker 9: went home. Yes, so it's really about that. You could
Speaker 9: never cry foul because they're like, no, no, it doesn't
Speaker 9: appear that way.
Speaker 1: Jimmy's lovely. Jimmy was so nice to gave me a
Speaker 1: spare porterhouse.
Speaker 9: But he held me under the buzz hor and said,
Speaker 9: I'll chop your head off. But oh, okay, thanks.
Speaker 1: You probably deserved it.
Speaker 7: I probably deserved it.
Speaker 1: To be fair, I could go a nice steak. I
Speaker 1: like a Scotch fill it.
Speaker 7: I was calling sexts in the baribe because other night,
Speaker 7: and the barbecue run out.
Speaker 3: Of gas.
Speaker 8: Two minutes after I put it on, and I went
Speaker 8: in to put on the rest of the food, and
Speaker 8: I came out and it should have been time to
Speaker 8: flip the steak, and it was off.
Speaker 6: So you know, we've spoken on the show before about
Speaker 6: like if there was only some sort of way of
Speaker 6: knowing how much gas is in the bottle.
Speaker 1: I bought it. There was one of bunny the thing.
Speaker 6: I bought the thing of bunnies, so you attach it
Speaker 6: from the pipe to the gas bottle and it's got
Speaker 6: a gauge and it tells you how much gas is
Speaker 6: left in the gas bottle.
Speaker 8: Yes, I.
Speaker 3: Have thirteen haze of petrol left. I don't think I'm
Speaker 3: going to make it home.
Speaker 4: We'll go to the petrol station.
Speaker 1: She's got there.
Speaker 3: I just feel as though it's worth running the gortont.
Speaker 1: Give you a tip. There'd be an there'd be a
Speaker 1: secret ten K's.
Speaker 2: I think there is, but you remember when I ran
Speaker 2: out of petrol and glen Ferry Road. That's what I
Speaker 2: thought there was a secret ten K's and there wasn't.
Speaker 4: Okay, so just fix it before the problem arises.
Speaker 7: I reckon, he's going to get getting me up.
Speaker 2: I feel like I want to give it a birl,
Speaker 2: just and you know what, I might even go through
Speaker 2: the tunnels be mine and then when you get home.
Speaker 1: Three days on that turn around and come back.
Speaker 4: The annoying thing is you're going to do it.
Speaker 5: Then Friday you'll be rushing to the airport and you'll
Speaker 5: be like ship, Now I've got.
Speaker 4: Run out of fuel.
Speaker 3: I have question fuel you haven't lived. I do it
Speaker 3: once a year.
Speaker 1: Question before when you fill up? Do you like when
Speaker 1: you go to the petrol station. Do you fill up?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Nice, I'm a fool.
Speaker 3: I get forty or fifty dollars.
Speaker 1: That's because you get bored.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just get fifty. I'm like that's enough. That'll
Speaker 3: get me.
Speaker 6: I'm just say I go to leave because I'm like,
Speaker 6: I'm bored at the pump. And then I'm like, no,
Speaker 6: I'm here now.
Speaker 4: Just did you book your mama?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 1: I did.
Speaker 7: Terrific.
Speaker 4: Proud of you.
Speaker 1: Thank you very much. Early next week. Thank you. Put
Speaker 1: in the diary the good thing with the diesel.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm a diesel.
Speaker 6: You know you can just put the thing on a leg. No, no, no,
Speaker 6: do you know about the fast flow? Yeah, so there's
Speaker 6: fast flow diesel for trucks.
Speaker 4: But it's a it's a bigger it is.
Speaker 1: A bigger mouthpiece. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I left my cap over. I left my cap and
Speaker 3: the cat sham. The cat was hanging down and the
Speaker 3: flap was out as well. Double So.
Speaker 5: When the guy started too the horn and then swine
Speaker 5: down the window and he goes your caps open, thing
Speaker 5: hanging did.
Speaker 6: You ever lose Like when I was young, Dad lost
Speaker 6: the cap so we had the POxy plastic one.
Speaker 3: Yes, attached the Yeah, sometimes you leave it on the roof.
Speaker 1: Yes, but you got the POxy plastic orange one. We
Speaker 1: did that.
Speaker 7: It is but for your car though, to let it
Speaker 7: run out of fuel.
Speaker 8: I run out in my mum's car took all the
Speaker 8: ship sedmen from It's just if that goes through your engine.
Speaker 1: You know what you'll need lots being a diesel? AD blue?
Speaker 3: What's that blue?
Speaker 4: Don't you charge your note? We've had this conversation. I
Speaker 4: found out what Paul and I have two cars between
Speaker 4: us mo stwitches.
Speaker 6: So AD blue is this liquid you have to add
Speaker 6: every year or so? And basically what it is is
Speaker 6: I've never done. It takes the edge off the diesel
Speaker 6: being admitted like admitted into the ozone atmosphere. If you
Speaker 6: don't load up the AD blue, the car won't start.
Speaker 7: My buttery is on the way out of the moment.
Speaker 8: And because in these colder winter months in the morning,
Speaker 8: when I got to start it, and it's been like
Speaker 8: this for a while, you started and it chikes a
Speaker 8: little bit, then the engine and then even started again,
Speaker 8: and it'll it'll go. It'll always start. The second time
Speaker 8: that I was leaving here, do.
Speaker 6: You remember, I'll say one word do you remember this
Speaker 6: from you? You the choke the choke pulled the choke
Speaker 6: out a little bit. Was that they on the cars
Speaker 6: pulled the choke out a little bit on the pull
Speaker 6: the choke out a little bit to start the car.
Speaker 2: I was watching the show last night and I can't
Speaker 2: remember what it's called, doesn't matter, but geez, the bingo
Speaker 2: what do you call them? Overseas?
Speaker 1: Are wild bingo?
Speaker 3: Oh my god?
Speaker 4: I was on the TV on TV Yeah, we need
Speaker 4: to go to Bingo Loco.
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, it was in Ale. Yeah and it was WLD.
Speaker 8: Wait was it on like it was on like a
Speaker 8: T I don't think they're running any TV ouds at
Speaker 8: the moment.
Speaker 3: No, no, but I don't know if that the company
Speaker 3: their arrival companies. Oh yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 7: When was the next one? Definitely July? It could be
Speaker 7: the last weekend of survey break.
Speaker 9: Let's I want to go, Let's go.
Speaker 7: It's good fun.
Speaker 6: Okay, all right, we're gonna get out of here because
Speaker 6: yesterday was a massive day. You guys didn't get out
Speaker 6: till three, So let's get you out of here today.
Speaker 1: Have a great day, everybody.
Speaker 7: Yep, well done, said hold on, I thought he said.
Speaker 1: Hold On to hold on. We really need some titles
Speaker 1: for the podcast. On well what do you say, he said, well,
Speaker 1: hold well