Speaker 1: Good morning Melbourne.
Speaker 2: J start your morning the right Away Beat.
Speaker 3: This is Jason Lauren.
Speaker 2: Well, good morning everybody, and welcome to your Monday.
Speaker 4: Good morning, good morning, weak great Clint, is it Friday?
Speaker 5: Ye?
Speaker 1: Tis the season.
Speaker 2: I'll be careful, I reckon.
Speaker 6: We can get through a whole show without saying the
Speaker 6: se wed Today tis the season.
Speaker 1: Clint to.
Speaker 6: Over socialized and I am exhausted listening to your social
Speaker 6: calendar from the weekends.
Speaker 4: Yes, my batteries are a little bit depleted this morning morning.
Speaker 2: We should do a full run through coming up after
Speaker 2: the first.
Speaker 1: Song runs weekends when yeah.
Speaker 2: But can I just say I'm proud of this team.
Speaker 2: We went out for our festive party, yes, on Friday.
Speaker 2: Tell you what you think you know someone?
Speaker 3: Oh, who's that direct?
Speaker 1: You know what?
Speaker 6: You always learn something about your colleagues at the office
Speaker 6: staff party.
Speaker 2: Yes, there's always you know, there's one or two people
Speaker 2: that don't normally go to social events during the year,
Speaker 2: and then they hit the festive party. Yes, and it's wheels.
Speaker 7: Up they go.
Speaker 6: Ro I reckon, it was the it was the Friday
Speaker 6: for them, the one just gone that Friday, this coming Friday,
Speaker 6: but mostly last roek.
Speaker 3: The city was Who's coming, wasn't it.
Speaker 1: Melbourne? And the weather was great? Melbourne was a party town.
Speaker 2: Can we can we do a shout out to producer Jiz.
Speaker 2: By day he is in a corporate office environment producing
Speaker 2: a radio show, and by night he takes to the
Speaker 2: stage hosting Bingo Loco. When I said to you, We're
Speaker 2: going to go to a club and play bingo for
Speaker 2: three hours, you were not expecting what happened? Were you? No?
Speaker 1: We'll talk about it next.
Speaker 3: I was.
Speaker 1: I was at My little mind was blown.
Speaker 6: I sent Jason text on Saturday saying, who knew people
Speaker 6: were having that kind of fun at seven o'clock on
Speaker 6: a Friday?
Speaker 1: Who knew that?
Speaker 2: We thought, like you know, after six everything.
Speaker 6: Shuts anyway, Melbourne. If you haven't been to this kind
Speaker 6: of party, you are missing out. We'll tell you all
Speaker 6: about it next.
Speaker 1: We've got a big show today, Jays.
Speaker 6: We've got more tickets to our Kids Day Out, which
Speaker 6: is happening this week Thursday morning. We are taking over
Speaker 6: Gumby Weld.
Speaker 2: I forgot about Gumbuye Welding on the right. We're going
Speaker 2: on going on a road trip.
Speaker 1: We're taking the show on the road, Melbourne. We want
Speaker 1: to take you with us.
Speaker 2: I went down a gun buy a rabbit hole on
Speaker 2: the weekend looking at their socials. Because we've got the
Speaker 2: keys to the park. They're opening early for us. You
Speaker 2: know they do a dry run of the slides without water. Yeah,
Speaker 2: they walk down them, just safety checks before they open.
Speaker 3: I'd love to have you walking down.
Speaker 2: When they way down.
Speaker 6: What do they do when they've inspected the slides and
Speaker 6: walked down and then they just jump in the pool.
Speaker 3: At the end?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I guess so, yeah, right, they must inspect for
Speaker 4: objects and then left behind them they turned the water
Speaker 4: on and the staff get to have ahrn first.
Speaker 1: Fun. That's a fun place.
Speaker 2: I'm here and you so look, we have the keys
Speaker 2: to go and buy a world. The only way in
Speaker 2: is to win tickets from us. We are taking like
Speaker 2: a hundred of our listeners because we know cost of
Speaker 2: living through the roof at the moment to take the
Speaker 2: kids out on eventure like this wouldn't be cheap, So
Speaker 2: in the lead up to holidays, we are going to
Speaker 2: do it on Thursday.
Speaker 3: Fun, guys, what about the cricket?
Speaker 2: They don't even get me started.
Speaker 3: This is my favorite thing to do in a Monday morning.
Speaker 2: What was your favorite bit about the.
Speaker 1: When it finished? I didn't even know the Aussies were playing.
Speaker 3: What about Travis Head?
Speaker 1: Who? Who on earth is Travis Head?
Speaker 2: She knows Travis Scott sort of, Travis Kelcey, Travis Kelsey.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he was located.
Speaker 6: In about t minus ten hours. Taylor Swift's final show
Speaker 6: is happening.
Speaker 2: But that doesn't time into the cricket.
Speaker 1: Neither does Travis Kelsey.
Speaker 2: Good, we'll dive into the cricket after six thirty morning.
Speaker 2: We are live all this week on over one hundred
Speaker 2: and lad up to the big Festive Day. We are
Speaker 2: staying on the air with your melbs. We know a
Speaker 2: lot of kids are still at school, the private ones
Speaker 2: have been on holidays for quite some time. Just well,
Speaker 2: you pay so many, so much school fees, Clinton, it's
Speaker 2: good to.
Speaker 1: Have them home.
Speaker 6: No, I think, yeah, I think they finished maybe on
Speaker 6: Tuesday or something. Strange thing to do to finish on
Speaker 6: a Tuesday.
Speaker 2: But kids are finishing on a Tuesday.
Speaker 3: Next Tuesday.
Speaker 1: What are they doing on They're not doing anything on Monday.
Speaker 2: Tip line. They've been doing anything for the.
Speaker 1: Past week, but they're not at home.
Speaker 2: So they can do nothing. Somewhere else your next Tuesday.
Speaker 2: They will be.
Speaker 1: Home next Tuesday.
Speaker 2: Out everyone pull up.
Speaker 6: We had our show end of year break up, but
Speaker 6: we're still here, so we we went a bit early too.
Speaker 1: I was in bed by one am.
Speaker 2: I did the phantom. There was no there was no way,
Speaker 2: no trace of you.
Speaker 3: So when did you pull in?
Speaker 1: I think when we're backstage at Billboards in the green room.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yes, it was when we're backstage on Billboards.
Speaker 3: How about backstage at.
Speaker 6: The night Sorry, how about going to Billboards? I haven't
Speaker 6: been there since I was seventeen? Even then I wasn't
Speaker 6: supposed to be there?
Speaker 2: Did you check the cloak room for your dignity?
Speaker 6: So to give you some context, we went to Chinese
Speaker 6: for lunch yep, which was big, lazy susan amazing.
Speaker 1: We had an absolute face about food comers. Oh so good?
Speaker 3: Did you have the only disappointment?
Speaker 1: I needed? It on Saturday, not Friday?
Speaker 3: No Fridays cream.
Speaker 2: No, they didn't have fright they didn't?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 2: They did have and you got me into it. That's
Speaker 2: a Mongolian beef.
Speaker 3: How goods of Mongolian?
Speaker 2: Where have you been on my life?
Speaker 3: Sizzling Mongolian beef.
Speaker 2: But we'll take it.
Speaker 6: So we did that, and then we kicked on for
Speaker 6: a drank and on the way Chase had to stop
Speaker 6: via Country out shopping spree.
Speaker 1: As we walked along Chapel Street, Jase was like, I'm hot.
Speaker 1: I sweated through my shirt.
Speaker 6: Everyone gotta come in because I'm gonna buy some new shirts.
Speaker 1: I'm like why.
Speaker 6: By the way, everyone was matching except for one person, Nate,
Speaker 6: So we all came in matching outfits. But we told
Speaker 6: Nate it was come as your favorite canting character, so
Speaker 6: he came.
Speaker 1: Dressed above the builder. Even he didn't want to go
Speaker 1: to Country Road and do a shopping spring change.
Speaker 2: But you did I know when we were in country
Speaker 2: I thought he was there to do maintenance. Had on in.
Speaker 1: The reflective jacket and then I'll.
Speaker 3: Tell you what changing the new clothes after a long
Speaker 3: while change.
Speaker 1: Then we went to a thing called Bingo Loco.
Speaker 2: To give you an example of what bingo jeers, can
Speaker 2: you get on the mic and do your official intro?
Speaker 3: All right, here we go.
Speaker 7: We're playing one, two, three games of bing Go.
Speaker 2: We've got prizes for you to win here this evening.
Speaker 7: We've got some free alcohol. We've got some naughty toys
Speaker 7: on our final prize.
Speaker 8: This surprise of the night is a free holiday holiday.
Speaker 6: Oh my gosh, so bingo loco is It's like bingo
Speaker 6: in a nightclub. All of a sudden they're calling out
Speaker 6: numbers and then next minute everyone's dancing on the tables
Speaker 6: and the chairs. Next minute you have to sit back
Speaker 6: down and play bingo again. Well, I couldn't keep up.
Speaker 6: I couldn't work out if we're trying to get bingo
Speaker 6: vertical or diagonal what I was It was a lot.
Speaker 6: My Bingo card was soggy, it was covered in vodkas.
Speaker 2: I could have emptied my Bingo card out at the
Speaker 2: end and got two more.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was so much fun.
Speaker 6: And at one point I was like, it must be
Speaker 6: at least midnight, and it was quarter past eight.
Speaker 2: We put some of the footage of you singing and
Speaker 2: dancing on our socials.
Speaker 6: Well, actually someone put up a video of when they
Speaker 6: played girls Just Want to have Fun and said, yeah,
Speaker 6: the Jason Lauren girls are at it, and then you're
Speaker 6: next to me like arms in the air, and people
Speaker 6: were commenting, is Jake really sweaty?
Speaker 1: And I was like, bigger.
Speaker 2: And that was my third shirt for the night.
Speaker 6: I know, I think those videos should stay close to
Speaker 6: the ground. Yes, maybe one we might approve one video
Speaker 6: for people to.
Speaker 3: See I have fun, but I mean that's not where
Speaker 3: it ended.
Speaker 2: So what time did you finish? Now? Keep in mind
Speaker 2: the last thing Clint said to me on Friday afternoon
Speaker 2: was I'm not going to go too big tonight because
Speaker 2: I am in charge of a buckstay tomorrow.
Speaker 6: And keep in mind also Clint has just retired from
Speaker 6: the weekend Today show, so he's got his weekends back
Speaker 6: for the first time.
Speaker 2: What time did you finish on Friday night?
Speaker 1: Because it wasn't going to be past midnight.
Speaker 3: It was a little bit past midnight. Give me time.
Speaker 3: I walked out of a classy establishment Melbourne would know
Speaker 3: as Circus Nightclub a quarter past five.
Speaker 2: What time did you have to pick up the sausages
Speaker 2: for the Bucks party?
Speaker 3: I was in an uber to pick up the sandwiches
Speaker 3: and sausages.
Speaker 6: At that Stings bro and on the bus at ten
Speaker 6: oh bus party that you had to run and then
Speaker 6: you kicked on from the Bucks party.
Speaker 2: What time the Bucks party finished?
Speaker 3: A late maybe midnight that night?
Speaker 2: So you want to relax Sunday What did you do Sunday?
Speaker 3: I had to, Like I said yesterday, I had to
Speaker 3: a wedding crown.
Speaker 6: That is the most hectic weekend my god.
Speaker 4: Shout out to all the ladies from Peninsula Health that
Speaker 4: shared the site next to us at the Bucks.
Speaker 3: That were great, but I promised them a shout out there, Das.
Speaker 2: Did you use the two hundred dollar tent you bought what?
Speaker 3: I didn't put it together, but Rain, yeah, I think
Speaker 3: I left it there as well.
Speaker 1: It's a donation, a donation to the race club.
Speaker 2: The team seem a little bit quiet out there this morning.
Speaker 1: They you know what a lot of people are suffering
Speaker 1: social burnout already.
Speaker 2: No not, our executive producer, our fearless leader doesn't get
Speaker 2: social burnout. Watch Good morning in Melbourne.
Speaker 8: What do you want.
Speaker 4: Producer, Brody? What did you do his leadership this morning?
Speaker 4: Did you run into a friend of ours?
Speaker 8: I saw the great Christian Petrarca on Saturday.
Speaker 3: How did that conversation?
Speaker 2: How do you know he saw him Clinton?
Speaker 4: Because I saw Christian last night. He said that Brody
Speaker 4: was a touch weird.
Speaker 2: Why were your touch weed?
Speaker 8: We're about eight hours into a Bucks body of our
Speaker 8: own and it was not going well?
Speaker 3: Why was it not going well?
Speaker 8: I just had about four sound bookers back to back,
Speaker 8: so it wasn't in a great spot.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 2: You can imagine that chat with Christian, can't you? No
Speaker 2: doubt was feedback on the season.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: All right, let's gear up for Thursday.
Speaker 1: Fire World is turning seven. We're seven times for fun.
Speaker 5: It's were slides, rides and wildlife collide on by a
Speaker 5: World theme fuck, come get a wildlife.
Speaker 7: Just so Jason Lawrence out too right.
Speaker 2: The team is lucky when I live at gun By
Speaker 2: World this morning.
Speaker 6: No, we will be our sparkling best at gun By
Speaker 6: World on Thursday morning. Thirteen twenty four. Ten is our number.
Speaker 6: We would love to bring you with us.
Speaker 2: That's right, I've just remembered my wife's family are in
Speaker 2: town for it.
Speaker 1: Oh the cousin the cousins. Great, it'll be fun.
Speaker 2: Yes, So I'll bring the troops.
Speaker 1: We back up the varm and bring all the kids
Speaker 1: that other bun.
Speaker 2: We do have a hundred tickets family passes for you
Speaker 2: to join us as we take over gun By Well.
Speaker 2: This is our way of saying thanks Melbourne for listening
Speaker 2: to the show. Let's go to Frankston, South, Can I Jen, Hello,
Speaker 2: good morning?
Speaker 9: How are you?
Speaker 2: We're good?
Speaker 8: Jen?
Speaker 1: You've got a couple of kids you want to bring
Speaker 1: with you?
Speaker 2: I do?
Speaker 3: I do?
Speaker 9: Fifteen and twelve beautiful.
Speaker 1: We will see you on Thursday morning. Can't wait? Say hello,
Speaker 1: you're welcome. We'll see that.
Speaker 2: I really want to hear like just some forty five
Speaker 2: year old trade he just wants to bring his mate.
Speaker 1: I don't have kids. You don't have to You don't
Speaker 1: have to have kids.
Speaker 2: You can have an apprentice. Let's go to Nikki and
Speaker 2: Lang Warren morning, Kiki him Hello, Nikki, Nikki, Hey, Hei
Speaker 2: going good?
Speaker 1: Who do you want to bring on Thursday morning?
Speaker 9: I would love to bring my two kids and husband.
Speaker 1: Awesome, we will see this. Can't wait? Fuck about to
Speaker 1: do that?
Speaker 2: Shall I do that?
Speaker 3: Check the weather stand by.
Speaker 1: Twenty four degrees?
Speaker 2: No rain, that's that's strong cloud cover as well.
Speaker 1: Real Jays Hawkin's kind of day.
Speaker 2: That is perfect. Not quite mom, I was going to
Speaker 2: ten before the day fake ten.
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course I'll get the bottom die sands on you.
Speaker 2: You know you don't want to see this white ringer
Speaker 2: going down the slide.
Speaker 1: That's exactly what we want to see to do it.
Speaker 1: That's the only reason I'm going.
Speaker 2: Maybe maybe, maybe we'll do like a pyramid thing down.
Speaker 1: To good days that remember that were you raised?
Speaker 2: No, no, they used to do a fool you know,
Speaker 2: like you see Overseas or Sea World. You're still the
Speaker 2: big ski shows where they make the pyramid SeaWorld not
Speaker 2: they made a pyramid on the slot on.
Speaker 3: The pier.
Speaker 2: They made a pyramid while going down the speed slots.
Speaker 1: Oh that's not safe.
Speaker 3: Well it was terrible.
Speaker 2: It's on the YouTube.
Speaker 1: I'll be looking it up. I believe when I said I.
Speaker 2: Will show you during the twenty eight past six having up,
Speaker 2: we'll check your out the work, latest in news. And
Speaker 2: then Laurence since she arrived at work this morning, was like,
Speaker 2: we must talk about the Aussies and the cricket.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, the ass in the cricket. Do you
Speaker 3: know who they play? Yes, India, correct, yes, in.
Speaker 1: In this competition.
Speaker 3: It's a test series. We'll talk in it. I'll tell
Speaker 3: you next just too two.
Speaker 1: So there's just a winner and Ali is it.
Speaker 4: That's it, that's it, that's our cricket works.
Speaker 2: Got him, got him.
Speaker 6: I don't like cricket, Oh no, I.
Speaker 3: Love its.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, we're talking cricket, Clinty.
Speaker 2: How nice win for the Aussies in lead.
Speaker 3: Yeah they did it easy, didn't they? Joe?
Speaker 2: Absolutely?
Speaker 3: How easily did they do it?
Speaker 2: They had it in the bag. Yes, So just.
Speaker 4: To illustrate, I thought we were not It goes to
Speaker 4: five days, I know.
Speaker 3: That, and it went for two and a half.
Speaker 1: So oh why why did they give up?
Speaker 2: Question? Did you get a refund if you bought a
Speaker 2: five day superparts?
Speaker 3: They usually don't sell day five because there's a chance.
Speaker 1: A good chance that it's not I did it only
Speaker 1: go for half the time?
Speaker 3: They got bored because the Indians were woeful.
Speaker 1: Oh they just said we give up, we surrender.
Speaker 2: How does it change so much? Because we really shout
Speaker 2: the bed last week, didn't we.
Speaker 3: That's that's why it is the beautiful game, Jace.
Speaker 2: That's just not cricket.
Speaker 3: That's hey, that's that was good, thank you.
Speaker 1: We don't like cricket.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, it's that's not cricket. It's the same.
Speaker 1: It's a song. I don't like cricket. That's not Oh no,
Speaker 1: I love it is that not a cricket.
Speaker 2: But you know the saying like that's not cricket.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know the saying, but I was singing. This
Speaker 1: song was song they sing when they win like footy teams.
Speaker 3: Yeah they do. They all get together and I'm in
Speaker 3: arm and they sing I Am Australian in the rooms.
Speaker 1: Followed by Timey Kangaro downstairs. Surely that's me.
Speaker 2: You're on the air with Jason and Lauren today. A
Speaker 2: little bit of cloud around tops of twenty two. Hard
Speaker 2: to tell with the tint.
Speaker 1: I think it's nice outside.
Speaker 2: We might get a resolution today, but I believe we're
Speaker 2: going to have a resolution about our darkest darker than
Speaker 2: legal tint on the studio windows.
Speaker 1: I believe it when I say we have a resolution.
Speaker 2: We'll get to that a little bit later on in
Speaker 2: the show. It is Jace and Lauren a have done
Speaker 2: the housekeeping. Let's talk cricket.
Speaker 1: A result for Australia.
Speaker 4: They respond from a disaster in Perth with the best
Speaker 4: possible currency, a commanding ten wicket victory series level. Now,
Speaker 4: in cricket terms, a ten wicket victory is like winning
Speaker 4: a footy match by one hundred possible right. It is
Speaker 4: a shollacking.
Speaker 1: Well done to the Aussies.
Speaker 3: Done to the Aussies and Patrick Cummons and his superb leadership.
Speaker 1: Who else plays for the Aussies these days?
Speaker 4: Do you know Travis Head? No, Travis Heads of South
Speaker 4: Australian Yep.
Speaker 2: Michael Clark still getting right? Nah?
Speaker 4: No, he's in the commentary booth though, right. So it
Speaker 4: was Dave Warner, Steve Smith, Steve Smith. Smudge is still.
Speaker 1: There, Smudge. I love Smudge, Smudge.
Speaker 2: It's my favor Smudge.
Speaker 1: Steve Smith.
Speaker 2: Sam, he didn't do it. I'm not I'm just the.
Speaker 1: Other guy did I don't know?
Speaker 4: Anyway, yesterday, Steve, the target for the Australians to grab
Speaker 4: victory was nineteen runs.
Speaker 1: Wait, the whole team.
Speaker 3: Yes, I had to get nineteen runs.
Speaker 1: That's how What do you mean that's like what happened
Speaker 1: in primary school?
Speaker 3: Yeah, one hundred percent was called Kangar cricket.
Speaker 1: Did the Danish other team out for nineteen runs?
Speaker 3: No, it's a bit more to it than that.
Speaker 4: But anyway, it was some of the action that was happening,
Speaker 4: and as you can imagine, the sellout crowd, they need entertainment.
Speaker 4: But it was the action in the stands which really
Speaker 4: caught everybody's eye. Yours what happened.
Speaker 2: There was a snake loose at the stadium. A snake
Speaker 2: in the form of a beer snake up all the
Speaker 2: carp They pile up all the cups. Now, the problem
Speaker 2: is is as they were batting. Have you seen when
Speaker 2: you watch the cricket, there's normally a giant white screen
Speaker 2: in front of the battle.
Speaker 3: That white screen there so you can see the ball.
Speaker 1: It doesn't get distracted in the.
Speaker 2: But however, that's what happened. He was distracted because the
Speaker 2: dude holding the beer snake walked through as the ball.
Speaker 4: Was snake in front of the white he got his
Speaker 4: snake out the sight screen.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3: And they had to stop play.
Speaker 2: That's a big snake.
Speaker 1: They just stopped playing because.
Speaker 3: The beer snake is snaky got in the way.
Speaker 1: Snaky got in the way.
Speaker 3: Make it right, I couldn't. My small mind couldn't make
Speaker 3: it up.
Speaker 1: But snakey got in the way.
Speaker 2: Imagining the guy had interrupted the test.
Speaker 1: Well, wasn't there a pig once?
Speaker 2: Sorry?
Speaker 3: Yes, they let a pig.
Speaker 1: Out someone in the crowd.
Speaker 4: Instead of streaking themselves, they brought a pig in and
Speaker 4: wrote plugger on it.
Speaker 2: And released it. How do you get a pig in
Speaker 2: past those people outside the g that set up the
Speaker 2: little tables and go through your.
Speaker 1: Bag, Stanny. Didn't your dog interrupt a soccer match the
Speaker 1: other day?
Speaker 3: Cricket match?
Speaker 4: I let the dog off the leash and there was
Speaker 4: a girl's cricket match going on in Richmond and Pep
Speaker 4: just ran straight for the agate, ran straight for the ball. Yeah,
Speaker 4: Chase run out and he sort of kept it in
Speaker 4: his mouth.
Speaker 3: Round for a few minutes. Had to stop, we'll play
Speaker 3: stop because he had the agt The.
Speaker 6: Ag and age is a testicle, isn't it ball?
Speaker 1: No one calls a cricket ball and nagg?
Speaker 2: I'm confused. Was the dog beating onto someone's grin or
Speaker 2: was it a ball?
Speaker 1: Brady, Oh, I've never heard that.
Speaker 2: Go to our expert.
Speaker 8: A cricketball is very commonly called a naga, as is
Speaker 8: a testicle.
Speaker 2: You're right, So did the dog have a test in
Speaker 2: its mouth of.
Speaker 1: The ball or not in a women's cricket match. I
Speaker 1: wouldn't say. Must have been the cricket car.
Speaker 3: She's got your two shaped.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four ten. What have you interrupted? Whether it
Speaker 2: was you, your pet or your child?
Speaker 1: I walked into a funeral in Europe? Did I have
Speaker 1: to tell you this straight?
Speaker 3: We'll in grace with nagget any mouth though.
Speaker 6: And everyone like in the church they face the door,
Speaker 6: what like in the funeral, I think it's like letting me.
Speaker 2: They think the person's going to come back.
Speaker 6: No, like they let the spirits out. My girlfriend's and
Speaker 6: night chatting and we walk in. We're just standing there
Speaker 6: and we're like, oh my gosh, we're stanting right behind
Speaker 6: the coffin and everyone's staring at us.
Speaker 1: At someone's funeral.
Speaker 6: We are just like backed away slowly like Homer Simpson
Speaker 6: when he walked back over.
Speaker 1: Oh no, very embarrassing.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty fourten is our number if you have interrupted
Speaker 2: something or you know someone who has. In return, we've
Speaker 2: got free stuff to go this morning. We got wow
Speaker 2: you name it, I got it. We've got we got
Speaker 2: gold crass ticket.
Speaker 1: Ste well, they are gold crass.
Speaker 2: Yes, say back in your boss, he said, crass. I
Speaker 2: know gold grass crass ticket STU moon Light Cinema now
Speaker 2: on at Royal Botanical Gardens. Thirteen twenty fourteen. Have you
Speaker 2: ever interrupted something by a mistake or know someone who has?
Speaker 2: We are talking what have you interrupted? Thirteen twenty for
Speaker 2: ten is our number.
Speaker 4: This all follows an incident at the cricket at the
Speaker 4: Adelaide Oval, Australa winning the match, but it was so
Speaker 4: boring they built a massive, big beer snake to be honest.
Speaker 6: Do you think he deliberately walked in front of that
Speaker 6: white thing the sight screen?
Speaker 1: What's called he deliberately interrupted the match?
Speaker 6: I d say so, Yeah, Jase, didn't you get interrupted
Speaker 6: doing something by your mother in.
Speaker 2: Law Georgia Geelong? Good morning?
Speaker 3: He did?
Speaker 2: Good morning.
Speaker 1: John. What did you interrupt Georgia? Well?
Speaker 10: I interrupted my parents in the bedroom.
Speaker 1: Who's got a bigger fright?
Speaker 4: You were me?
Speaker 9: Definitely?
Speaker 1: Did they notice that you were there?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 10: So I walked into their room talking, Oh, how were you?
Speaker 10: I was old enough to realize.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can never unsay that, can you?
Speaker 3: Has it stayed with you for all of your days?
Speaker 1: Definitely scary, doesn't it?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 9: Definitely scarsy.
Speaker 2: I reckon They kept going when you left.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I think it was a bit of a
Speaker 1: mood killer.
Speaker 10: Yeah, surely.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I did the same. I walked in on my parents.
Speaker 2: Oh. I never went to that end of the house
Speaker 2: for the rest of the time. We lived in. That
Speaker 2: wouldn't just from the kitchen hallway bit on. I just
Speaker 2: went on and crossed this line. I never go I
Speaker 2: never went to that. That house could have a theme
Speaker 2: park at the end of it. I was what I
Speaker 2: was never going to.
Speaker 1: That.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that is not for me, that end of the house.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, that stuff that you parents need to be
Speaker 6: so careful.
Speaker 3: Has your mother in law been back into the bedroom
Speaker 3: that you were quick?
Speaker 1: She interrupted you on your eye quent.
Speaker 2: I'm thirteen twenty fourteen.
Speaker 9: Good morning, Hi, Kayson. I wanted to into your show
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Speaker 1: You said that queen.
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Speaker 2: My god, we've got one week to go. Guys, five days?
Speaker 6: Can I say? It's seven oh one and the three
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Speaker 2: No, we're getting better.
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Speaker 2: You're getting up there, Melbourne, pull your head in.
Speaker 1: What that says to me is that Melbourne loves it.
Speaker 2: See say the S word. You get Maria that's the
Speaker 2: one rule around here. All right, coming up, we'll check
Speaker 2: you around the work, the latest in news, and then
Speaker 2: as we wrap up for the year, we're looking back
Speaker 2: at not our best bits, but moments where we're going. Look,
Speaker 2: that wasn't our finest work, and today's involves clint and
Speaker 2: removal of clothes. We will go there next on over.
Speaker 2: Welcome here, Monday. It's hard to tell. Is a cloudy
Speaker 2: out there? Is it?
Speaker 3: It looks a bit gray?
Speaker 2: Well you know why because we've got the tint on
Speaker 2: the studio tints. Yeah, but the other studio there's no tint,
Speaker 2: so I've sent Lauren to the other studio. How's the
Speaker 2: tinless studio?
Speaker 1: Hello, my friends from over the other side of the building.
Speaker 2: How much happy does she sound?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 1: My gosh, I can see out.
Speaker 3: The windows and what's it doing out there?
Speaker 6: It's quite great. It's not really the morning I was
Speaker 6: hoping for.
Speaker 3: Okay, right, okay, So maybe it's not the tint.
Speaker 6: Maybe I could be in the tinted studio when it's
Speaker 6: great outside.
Speaker 2: But in that one when it's But to be fair,
Speaker 2: she does sound happier.
Speaker 6: It is much brighter in here, But I think it's
Speaker 6: actually like the six o'clock hour where you really notice
Speaker 6: the difference.
Speaker 2: Right, So we're still getting tinter car into Oh yeah, what.
Speaker 1: Do you think? Do you want to swap and I'll
Speaker 1: run the show in there and you can come in here.
Speaker 2: I don't like change. I've been through enough.
Speaker 6: I don't mind the idea of us sitting in separate studios.
Speaker 6: To be honest, it's like we're quarantined from.
Speaker 1: Each other, is it?
Speaker 3: Hello?
Speaker 1: Choose your player? Whose studio do you want to be in?
Speaker 7: Mike Jason?
Speaker 3: I mean I'm actually I watched this.
Speaker 2: The great thing is we can just fade her studio. Sorry,
Speaker 2: what happens when she's in the other room? You can't hear?
Speaker 3: You can't hear? Is it?
Speaker 1: What happens?
Speaker 2: I can't tell? Sorry? Speak up there?
Speaker 1: What happened?
Speaker 2: Sorry? Bit louder?
Speaker 1: What happens if I push buttons in here?
Speaker 3: Though? Oh no, no, no, don't do that.
Speaker 2: No, absolutely, Now you launched the note.
Speaker 6: I've got Sydney, Adelaide, Perth, Brisbane. Does that mean I
Speaker 6: could go to air in any of those states if
Speaker 6: I push those buttons?
Speaker 2: Give it a crack? Coming up in this hour in
Speaker 2: live from Melbourne. This is big brother.
Speaker 1: Hello, Adelabe, how's the weather over there?
Speaker 2: Coming up? We are taking a look some about not
Speaker 2: so fine moments next time over Sabrenda Kavana Taste Morning, Melbourne,
Speaker 2: fourteen past seven. Few rumors floating around whether she might
Speaker 2: pop up on the stage over in Canada later today,
Speaker 2: because it is the fine night of the eras to yes, I.
Speaker 6: Think it's about four o'clock this afternoon. It kicks off
Speaker 6: our time, seven o'clock Vancouver time. Okay, this is it
Speaker 6: Sunday night.
Speaker 2: Surely there'll be some surprises.
Speaker 6: What's she going to do, you thought, Sabrina. Someone suggested
Speaker 6: Justin Bieber because she's in Vancouver. I don't think she's
Speaker 6: going to want to share the larm light though it's
Speaker 6: her show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, good call.
Speaker 1: Bringing out Justin Bieber. What do you do that for?
Speaker 3: What other famous Canadians? Is he Canadian?
Speaker 2: He's playing for? He's not there. I don't think I was.
Speaker 1: Hoping he'd get the twenty two hot that would keep
Speaker 1: you she skips down in from him.
Speaker 2: That would have been incredible.
Speaker 1: You Okay, what she'll do something special?
Speaker 3: Surely justin today? Oh the Prime Minister, he's already been
Speaker 3: to the concert, the.
Speaker 6: Handsome Prime Minister. Maybe he'll get the twenty two hot No,
Speaker 6: it'll be someone special. Hmmm, what would you do if
Speaker 6: you were Taylor?
Speaker 3: We should send it a circus for an I.
Speaker 6: Would announce I'm going again. We're doing the tour again.
Speaker 6: Let's make it up ten dollars.
Speaker 3: Hey go again.
Speaker 2: We are on the air and staying live with you
Speaker 2: on Noumber one hundred and the lead up to the
Speaker 2: big Festive Day. But we are spending this week looking
Speaker 2: back at not our best bits, but moments that we
Speaker 2: would say are not our finest. Well yea and one
Speaker 2: involved one Clint s down away and a flight.
Speaker 6: Something happened on Clint's flight on the weekend that will
Speaker 6: rattle you.
Speaker 2: I took my shoes off aisle or window seat out
Speaker 2: a window window.
Speaker 4: You can take your pants off, that's fine. We were
Speaker 4: circling for a bit, right, so I did descent. All
Speaker 4: of a sudden happened and I'm like, oh god, I
Speaker 4: gotta put my shoes on. The plane is descending really quickly.
Speaker 4: I got one on, but the other one went scooting down.
Speaker 4: Oh no, under the seat, under the seat. I think
Speaker 4: that little gap in between the seats was big enough
Speaker 4: to accommodate my silly little shoe.
Speaker 3: But one the shoe is.
Speaker 6: He sends a full phoot of a full plane, saying
Speaker 6: it's somewhere down there with all the passengers trying.
Speaker 4: To get everyone, and it's a Friday. Everyone wants out
Speaker 4: of that plane as quickly as possible. An old one
Speaker 4: shoe Clint has to hobble down the aisle, having a
Speaker 4: peek under each.
Speaker 1: Seat, on his on his hands and knees.
Speaker 3: Have you seen my shoe? Is it there? Hello?
Speaker 4: You real mention the people as we were coming in,
Speaker 4: like whoa, what's up?
Speaker 2: Just the people over hearing you asking the hosty to
Speaker 2: get down on all fours and help you. Peter Wilson,
Speaker 2: she said something like that, I would, especially unconcious.
Speaker 1: Straight off they help getting up. Yeah, they're a bit old, aren't.
Speaker 2: They don't think can I help you? Don't leave me here?
Speaker 2: They're very good.
Speaker 4: They love their spirit of Australia about that.
Speaker 3: Yes, I haven't listened to us.
Speaker 2: God we shouldn't be proud of us.
Speaker 1: My EarPods once went flying down the aisle and I
Speaker 1: just won.
Speaker 2: But that's that's gone.
Speaker 1: And it was sacrificial I was like, oh, that is
Speaker 1: living there.
Speaker 6: I Am not going against the grain of the getting
Speaker 6: off traffic to try to find my tiny little earpod
Speaker 6: on that plane.
Speaker 1: No way.
Speaker 2: You don't like awkward situations.
Speaker 3: I hate it. I hate it.
Speaker 6: The other day, did you get shoe back or did you?
Speaker 2: Can you imagine one s the airport is a shoes
Speaker 2: on You're not.
Speaker 6: Actually allowed on a plane with bare feet, you can't bore.
Speaker 6: It happened to a friend of mine. I told you
Speaker 6: he had those spiky shoes, Christian Lubton spiky shoes, and
Speaker 6: they got confiscated at the airport when we're flying to
Speaker 6: LA They said they were a weapon because they had
Speaker 6: spikes on them.
Speaker 1: They made them go in the dangerous luggage compartment.
Speaker 2: So you go and buy some leather shoes from Oxford.
Speaker 6: We had we had to go to get his serving
Speaker 6: by thong because he went to get on the plane
Speaker 6: down from the div and Ski.
Speaker 2: You can always relate on to the surf div and
Speaker 2: Ski or Oxford in there.
Speaker 1: It was my friend Elliott, so you can imagine how
Speaker 1: thrilled T was.
Speaker 6: So they he went to get on the plane in
Speaker 6: bear feet and they said, so you can't bought a
Speaker 6: flight and bare feet.
Speaker 2: It Coles the other day barefeet.
Speaker 3: No, you've said this before. You can't be doing that.
Speaker 2: I was running in to get milk. Yeah, I was
Speaker 2: in the cold section too.
Speaker 1: In Byron, you're out of place if you're wearing shoes
Speaker 1: at the supermarket. If you're wearing shoes, people are like
Speaker 1: out of town. You're from out of town. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: that's Byron.
Speaker 3: This is brighton.
Speaker 1: Many people in bare feet. This calls him.
Speaker 2: Bright thirteen twenty four ten. Where is it acceptable to
Speaker 2: go bare feet?
Speaker 1: Where is it not acceptable to go bare feet?
Speaker 3: The only place that's acceptable in public is a water park.
Speaker 2: What happened? What happened here the other day when the
Speaker 2: CEO was in town?
Speaker 1: Oh, he walked through the office in bedfeet.
Speaker 2: And what did he say to you?
Speaker 3: I can't remember to.
Speaker 6: You, I read, oh are you in bare feet? And
Speaker 6: you you skipped in here?
Speaker 2: You were running in here, skipped You are old?
Speaker 7: God, oh god, oh god.
Speaker 1: Peter Chult and just commented on me being in bare feet,
Speaker 1: full panic.
Speaker 2: I don't have shoes on, I don't have The CEO
Speaker 2: just told me on bare feet and I was in there.
Speaker 1: You're a disgrace. Clint, you should lose your job for that.
Speaker 3: And you're in the kitchen right, No, I was in
Speaker 3: the I was in the kitchen. That's each.
Speaker 1: I'm farre mcbarefeet in any any place any time? Maybe
Speaker 1: not at a wedding? Where shoes at the wedding?
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 3: Where have you gone barefoot?
Speaker 2: Shoes yes, Denham. No at a wedding thirteen twenty four
Speaker 2: to ten. Where have you gone barefoot? And where it
Speaker 2: is not socially acceptable? Thurtay, twenty four ten. We're talking
Speaker 2: where's it okay to go bear feet?
Speaker 1: Ever?
Speaker 6: Except for a wedding and a funeral? And I mean
Speaker 6: I have sometimes barefoot in the workplace. I sometimes with
Speaker 6: my birken stocks in here and I walk around when
Speaker 6: the shoes.
Speaker 2: On, thongs and shorts for my dad's funeral that was
Speaker 2: a requirement really yep, two of his favorite things.
Speaker 1: It is the most Queensland thing I've ever weren't.
Speaker 2: Allowed to me in pants. It was one thing you yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: I had to watch it by skype because it was
Speaker 2: great times during COVID. But I sat there like collared
Speaker 2: shirt at home, but shorts, thongs.
Speaker 3: Good on yeah, and a beer.
Speaker 1: Oh what dad would have wne to.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four ten, let's go to Amy, Amy. Where's
Speaker 2: it okay to go bare feet?
Speaker 9: I don't think it's okay, but it was actually pretty funny.
Speaker 9: Yesterday I was at work, and I work at the cinemas.
Speaker 9: I had a couple of boys that run through our
Speaker 9: emergency exits, and in the process of chasing after them,
Speaker 9: my shoes straps are lost, so I kind of went barefoot,
Speaker 9: but you kept.
Speaker 1: Chasing down with one and one shoe off pretty much.
Speaker 2: My god, you're like the terminator.
Speaker 1: Did you catch them?
Speaker 9: I didn't know, but I did scream at them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, is that crazy lady from the cinema waving one
Speaker 3: shoe in the air. She's yelling at us.
Speaker 1: What were you going to do?
Speaker 6: Just out of interest? If you caught the boys that
Speaker 6: walked through the emergency exit?
Speaker 9: Oh personal security. Course, they don't do anything.
Speaker 4: We love a bandwagon here at Nova, Yes we do,
Speaker 4: and I want to invite you both to jump on
Speaker 4: a great bandwagon.
Speaker 1: Talk to me.
Speaker 4: They are calling this young man, well, they're saying he
Speaker 4: is gout of this world. His name is Gout Gout.
Speaker 4: He is a runner he's a sprinter.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I saw him right, and he.
Speaker 4: Is sixteen years of age. And at the school Championships
Speaker 4: at the weekend he broke a record, an Australian record
Speaker 4: which has been which was set back in nineteen sixty eight.
Speaker 1: Was that funder eighteen? In general?
Speaker 3: Just strange an Australian record?
Speaker 2: What'd he run? Our quick?
Speaker 3: Twenty point zero four seconds? That's a two hundred meters
Speaker 3: so that is I was about to go on, that.
Speaker 4: Is actually quicker than a young Usain Bolt. Hence why
Speaker 4: he's amazing, extraored and you should see him. He's like
Speaker 4: a flash. He is a flash. Sixteen sixteen, they are,
Speaker 4: they are comparing him to Usain.
Speaker 1: So he run the hundred and the two hundred.
Speaker 3: That's right. Here's the race now, okay, he.
Speaker 1: Doesn't get the best start to the rocks.
Speaker 2: A really good start there and now starts to move through.
Speaker 12: The Queen hasn't even touched the ground yet, the young man,
Speaker 12: and he's boomed away here and he hates and he's
Speaker 12: gone ten point five.
Speaker 2: Did you hear what he said? He's a ten point
Speaker 2: oh four.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh out he loves a celebration.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 6: I don't like running races. Find them so strange. Just people, well,
Speaker 6: people running in a straight line.
Speaker 3: I find the whole They don't have to run in
Speaker 3: a straight line.
Speaker 1: Like adults doing running races freaks me out a bit.
Speaker 3: Piece kid, what about that?
Speaker 6: And unless you're well, that's what I mean, unless you're
Speaker 6: going to the Olympics. People still doing running races as
Speaker 6: adults that aren't going to the Olympics.
Speaker 2: Mate, I go past Thomas Street back on.
Speaker 6: A Saturday morning and people down there doing running races
Speaker 6: of one hundred meters.
Speaker 2: Saturday afternoon Thomas Street Park opposite there there's a giant
Speaker 2: athletics track.
Speaker 1: Is it little athletics or morning.
Speaker 2: It's little athletics. In the afternoon there's adults running the
Speaker 2: track as practice.
Speaker 1: Running is great, but.
Speaker 2: I'm like, what are you running in circles?
Speaker 4: Well, the sprinting, it's good, good for your cardiovascular Is
Speaker 4: it a sprints?
Speaker 1: Are they competing?
Speaker 6: Adults competing in athletics unless they're like in the you
Speaker 6: and I AI s.
Speaker 3: You and I are walking home, we should go past
Speaker 3: Olympic Park.
Speaker 6: Like, I don't know how I'd feel if Paul is
Speaker 6: getting up on a Saturday morning, putting his like we're
Speaker 6: on and racing other middle aged men.
Speaker 2: Hurdles or long jump be worse if yeah, if you
Speaker 2: came home with sand in your shoes.
Speaker 1: A thing I don't know is the thing? Are adults
Speaker 1: doing it?
Speaker 2: I don't believe so gat Kat.
Speaker 1: On the other hand, so when's the next olymp I.
Speaker 1: We've just had them.
Speaker 3: It's another four years away.
Speaker 1: Four years.
Speaker 3: The winters in between.
Speaker 2: The ash gardener who works here in the news room,
Speaker 2: who is an incredible athlete. You guys all turned on
Speaker 2: me one day because I was like, I reckon as
Speaker 2: she's going to go to the Olympics. She close, that's
Speaker 2: four years, did you not?
Speaker 1: She does iron men.
Speaker 3: The other day?
Speaker 1: The other day she's an extraordinary.
Speaker 2: What you do on the weekend? She has I did
Speaker 2: a fun half marathon and I'm sorry those two words
Speaker 2: don't go together.
Speaker 3: She'd have spikes.
Speaker 1: I did half marathon once and everyone is so elated
Speaker 1: when they cross the finish line. They say it's the
Speaker 1: best feeling ever.
Speaker 6: I fell across and was like, I am never doing
Speaker 6: anything like this ever.
Speaker 2: I was exhausted doing a movie marathon, so don't even
Speaker 2: start running four movies.
Speaker 3: Anyway, remember the name gout out gear.
Speaker 1: We won't forget get it Gut Gut.
Speaker 2: Thirteen, twenty four ten. You love your partner, but yeah.
Speaker 1: Little things that just drive you up the wall.
Speaker 6: It's always on a Monday that we do it because
Speaker 6: you spend a lot of time with your partner on
Speaker 6: the weekend.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you just do those like you know what?
Speaker 1: Why is? Why?
Speaker 6: Why is Paul allergic to putting things in the dishwasher?
Speaker 1: He puts it on the bench right on top of
Speaker 1: the dishwasher.
Speaker 2: Who's allergic to it?
Speaker 1: He's allergic to touching the dishwasher door.
Speaker 2: Actually, I love my partner, but she bought the only
Speaker 2: mobile phone in Melbourne that actually doesn't ring when I'm
Speaker 2: trying to call her. Yes, however, I love my partner,
Speaker 2: but she expects my phone to answer her calls before
Speaker 2: the end of the first crowds because yours rings.
Speaker 3: Doesn't it. Yeah?
Speaker 6: Yeah, And I love Paul, but he breaks his dialing
Speaker 6: fingers after midnight when he's out.
Speaker 1: They all fall off, Yeah, they all fall off.
Speaker 6: He's texting fingers all fall off at midnight.
Speaker 2: He should get that looked at. He should weather looking
Speaker 2: pretty good for Thursday. When we take over Gumbai World,
Speaker 2: we'll give you a chance to win family passes this
Speaker 2: morning after eight o'clock.
Speaker 6: So I had a bit of a girl's catch up
Speaker 6: the other day and how many us six girls in Clint?
Speaker 2: Yes, you don't walk out of the half girls, you
Speaker 2: don't walk out of there with a phone number you got? No?
Speaker 6: No, no, no, well only one A couple of single maybe,
Speaker 6: But it wasn't like that.
Speaker 1: Cleint was just in the air.
Speaker 6: I was like, come say hi, you know them all? Anyway,
Speaker 6: one of the girls was telling us the story. She's single,
Speaker 6: and she was saying how she's she's in the sort
Speaker 6: of in the dating world.
Speaker 1: She's a bit over it, but she's met this kind of.
Speaker 6: New crowd and she's like, there's these two guys. They're
Speaker 6: both single, they're both really really nice, and one of
Speaker 6: them asked her out for a drink, and so she
Speaker 6: was like, okay, we can grab a drink, no problem.
Speaker 6: So she went out for a drink with this guy
Speaker 6: and I was like, what is the problem here? She said, well,
Speaker 6: I sort of like the other one too, And I
Speaker 6: was like, okay, well you're single, you can go up
Speaker 6: for a drink with.
Speaker 1: Well, the issue is that I've just found out their mates. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so she's.
Speaker 6: Already gone out for a drink with one of them, right,
Speaker 6: And I said, well, I think now that's you just
Speaker 6: back that horse. She goes, no, well he's sort of
Speaker 6: a bit more Plan B and the other one's more
Speaker 6: Plan A. I was always plan So we were like, well,
Speaker 6: what you can't Plan A is not going to ask
Speaker 6: you out on a date now because you've been out.
Speaker 1: She said, nothing happened between me and Plan B.
Speaker 3: Does Plan A know that she's seen Plan B.
Speaker 1: She's not seeing him. She's been up from.
Speaker 2: But do the blokes both know?
Speaker 1: We don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 6: So she was saying, well, I sort of want to
Speaker 6: grab a drink with Plan A. But she's like, is
Speaker 6: that weird?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, it's not weird. I don't know.
Speaker 2: The longer she leaves at the weirder.
Speaker 4: Now this is all, this is all happening avalanche, And
Speaker 4: I was very confused, very very con I'm going to
Speaker 4: need to see photos, good cool, I need to see photos,
Speaker 4: which eyeball, which one's Plan A and which one's Plan B.
Speaker 2: Once you've seen photos, the titles much change.
Speaker 3: So then we played the game.
Speaker 1: She didn't tell us which was which was which.
Speaker 3: One's Plan A and which one's Plan B.
Speaker 1: We all picked Plan A as being Plan A.
Speaker 3: I picked Plan B.
Speaker 1: Did you pick plan Yeah?
Speaker 3: I picked Plan B. Sad B looked much more reliable,
Speaker 3: But you.
Speaker 2: Picked Plan B to b Plan A.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's flicked the switch.
Speaker 6: So what do you think? Can she go on a
Speaker 6: date with Plan A knowing that Plan A and Plan
Speaker 6: be a friends? And what happens if Plan A asked
Speaker 6: her about Plan B?
Speaker 2: Just how does she know Plan B knows Plan A?
Speaker 2: Did Plan B tell her?
Speaker 6: I think through a mutual friend, so like a female
Speaker 6: friend said, oh no, they're mates. Roight She's like, she's like,
Speaker 6: have I wasted?
Speaker 1: I run?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: No, no, she's she's actually in a in a sweet spot.
Speaker 3: But Plan A, if she gets a date with Plan.
Speaker 6: A, does she need to tell Plan A that she's
Speaker 6: already been on a date with Plan B or just because.
Speaker 2: Here's the sweet spot? Plan B didn't tell her that
Speaker 2: they were friends, that him and Plan A are friends. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so technically Plan A and B.
Speaker 3: But what about when Plan B finds out about Plan A.
Speaker 1: He's going to be mad? Give me because I think
Speaker 1: we think Plan B really.
Speaker 2: Likes she doesn't know about Plan but also.
Speaker 1: She doesn't know if Plan A likes her. So I'm like,
Speaker 1: you can't but completely right off Plan B because planet
Speaker 1: is still a great option.
Speaker 3: We still haven't told him about Plan C.
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, then plan Plan C. Plan C is really
Speaker 1: Plan C.
Speaker 2: Die alone.
Speaker 1: My question was how much fun did you have on
Speaker 1: the date with Plan B.
Speaker 6: Yeah, because if you've had too much fun with Plan B,
Speaker 6: you've got to just write Plan A off.
Speaker 2: Anything more than second base on Plan B. You can't
Speaker 2: do a home run on planning.
Speaker 4: But she's not sure about Plan A, so that's why
Speaker 4: she's got Plan C on the goal already. But planed
Speaker 4: C should be Plan A think is much more handsome.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but Plan c's not friends with A and B,
Speaker 6: so he's out on his.
Speaker 1: Own and she can do anything she wants. A plan s.
Speaker 6: She didn't have too much fun with Plan B, so
Speaker 6: we've allowed her to go on a date with Plan
Speaker 6: but he hasn't lasted yet.
Speaker 2: My wife leaves me, I'm going to die alone because
Speaker 2: if this is the dating world.
Speaker 3: Yeah, mate, you can imagine my little.
Speaker 1: Also, Jase, you're never going to have a plan, Ab.
Speaker 2: To speak to the.
Speaker 1: Stick to the current plan.
Speaker 3: Bro.
Speaker 1: I love you, I love you, says I love.
Speaker 2: But thirteen twenty four ten is our number. I love
Speaker 2: my partner.
Speaker 1: But maybe they just do something. Just it's the little things.
Speaker 1: I just really do your head in like this.
Speaker 4: I love my.
Speaker 2: Partner, but he never makes the bed in the morning ever.
Speaker 1: I love my partner, but he just doesn't know how
Speaker 1: to tell the time.
Speaker 10: Seriously, he says to me, I'll be home in half
Speaker 10: an hour and it's an hour later.
Speaker 5: Yes, I love my buddy.
Speaker 4: The facetimer Oh no, no.
Speaker 2: Facetimers.
Speaker 3: Give me these little things, but it's clearly the big thing.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four ten. I have four gold Grass tickets
Speaker 2: to Moonlight Cinema's like gold Class Baby, it's on at
Speaker 2: the Royal Botanical Gardens, the Ultimate Tickets and the Ultimate
Speaker 2: Night Out. Thirteen twenty four ten. Abby has called through
Speaker 2: nice and early. You love your partner, but.
Speaker 11: Her bread stings twenty four to seven of garlic. Look,
Speaker 11: I mean, I love my wife, but I haven't said up.
Speaker 11: You know, I haven't told that to her face. She's
Speaker 11: gonna kill me. Yeah, I just yeah, what is.
Speaker 6: Your favorite dish of choice that has too much garlic
Speaker 6: in it.
Speaker 11: Speaking, it's a lentle curry. So she puts on the garlic.
Speaker 11: There's like nothing else in the world garlic, garlic, garlic, garlic,
Speaker 11: twenty four by seven garlic.
Speaker 1: I'm like, yum, No, is it worth it?
Speaker 11: Look it is yum. It's amazing. Yeah, the spice is
Speaker 11: the flavors, it's amazing. But the garlic turned you off. Yeah,
Speaker 11: it does for anyone.
Speaker 3: Like you know, I mean.
Speaker 11: This morning, I have a chicken curry. I'm going to
Speaker 11: work right now. I've got chicken curry and it's twenty
Speaker 11: four to seven garlic. What do you want me to
Speaker 11: do about it? Like, you know, even my bread, my
Speaker 11: bread stinks of garlic.
Speaker 6: I wonder if she's saying the same thing. She's gone
Speaker 6: to work and she's like, God, my husband's breath garlic.
Speaker 1: That is funny.
Speaker 2: Thurday twenty fourteen, Melbourne. You love your partner, but.
Speaker 3: I love you.
Speaker 2: I love you.
Speaker 1: It's alive, but.
Speaker 2: I love my partner. About Thurday twenty fourteen is our number?
Speaker 2: People get heated. Is this a little bit like therapy?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is.
Speaker 3: It's group therapy.
Speaker 6: So I love my partner, But he sends these text
Speaker 6: messages which hooks me in and then leaves me hanging.
Speaker 6: He says things like you will not believe what's just
Speaker 6: happened when he's out and I'm like what what?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 1: And then I don't hear from it for like an
Speaker 1: hour and I'm like, what's happened? Does it all the time?
Speaker 6: So punch And he's like, oh, sorry, sorry, I'll tell
Speaker 6: you later, And I'm like, no, no.
Speaker 3: Do that.
Speaker 2: That's unfair, it's unfair.
Speaker 1: Just gets distracted, does it all the time? Does my eddie?
Speaker 2: All right, let's go to the phones. And I'm thirteen
Speaker 2: twenty four ten You love your partner, book.
Speaker 9: I love my partner. But he insists on wearing fetos
Speaker 9: to the pool around in his budgy smugglers.
Speaker 6: I love a man in a budgy smuggler and his
Speaker 6: shape or size came on, Get the thigh?
Speaker 3: I think it says anything wrong with that a thigh?
Speaker 6: I'm into it, Anna, except difficult unless it was you change.
Speaker 1: He should never wear budget smokers.
Speaker 2: You wouldn't happy with me wetsuits?
Speaker 1: No, you and I should never been in a pool together.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, Remember how awkward was the day we carpled and
Speaker 2: went to a drive through, going through it awkward, just
Speaker 2: going through a drive through with someone in your space
Speaker 2: and then having to share food and like she had to.
Speaker 1: Hold the sauce from ther nuggetsy and I was not.
Speaker 2: Into this most driving. I was like, can you feed me?
Speaker 1: That's wrong? Isn't it just shocking?
Speaker 2: Kelly?
Speaker 1: Good morning?
Speaker 5: Move it on morning.
Speaker 2: I have.
Speaker 9: I love my partner, but he has the most absturd trumpets.
Speaker 9: But he tum doesn't matter who we're with or.
Speaker 6: Who's around in front of people, in front of other people,
Speaker 6: my mom, my.
Speaker 1: Mother in law.
Speaker 3: Just something he does in the home. Does he do
Speaker 3: it in public as well?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Like supermarket will be.
Speaker 1: A call.
Speaker 2: To look at him.
Speaker 10: I'm like, are you joking?
Speaker 1: I'm divorcing divorce him?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Hard No, Oh, I wouldn't cope with that.
Speaker 2: I'm thirteen twenty four to ten us.
Speaker 10: Hey, guys, so I loved my partner, but he bought
Speaker 10: me a penis shaped soap on the rope for my birthday.
Speaker 10: That's a good and that was the only present. That's it.
Speaker 2: That's it.
Speaker 6: Dump him, No, okay, don't dump him. Did he make
Speaker 6: it like was it a did you write a funny color.
Speaker 2: Was it a mold of something you might recognize?
Speaker 10: It was like it was a proper soap shape, everything form,
Speaker 10: and it was put in my bag. So I found
Speaker 10: it as I was driving to work with a little
Speaker 10: Happy Birthday on it.
Speaker 3: But funny.
Speaker 10: Yeah, well I know the humor. But I just hope
Speaker 10: for Christmas. I don't get like a matching sent.
Speaker 2: Seaward.
Speaker 10: Yeah, just leap.
Speaker 1: Do you know what you've just done?
Speaker 3: She has no idea.
Speaker 10: Just said you hoped for No, I said, I don't
Speaker 10: hope for the matching set at what?
Speaker 1: At what time of year?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 10: Christmas?
Speaker 2: And what's this showy Christmas on our show.
Speaker 1: All one.
Speaker 2: Melbourne? Pull your heads in. We haven't said it once today?
Speaker 2: What's the leaderboard?
Speaker 3: Lifty game?
Speaker 2: Can you run through the leaderboard?
Speaker 4: Quinn, Jace, six Lauren, six callers, six cs, four producers two.
Speaker 2: Drop the C word you get, Maria. That's the one
Speaker 2: reule on this show. Here on nov it is Jace
Speaker 2: and Lauren with you this morning. Clint's here as well.
Speaker 1: I've never been prouder of us.
Speaker 6: The three of us have made it to eight o'clock
Speaker 6: without putting our foot in it.
Speaker 2: We are going Very Black.
Speaker 6: One day one we played Mariah Carey nine times, six
Speaker 6: times in the first hour, and now we've made it
Speaker 6: two hours of the show without any one of the
Speaker 6: three of us saying the sea words.
Speaker 2: You know what this week? This week's I love actually
Speaker 2: week one night sit down.
Speaker 3: We should all.
Speaker 1: I'm still mad about it. It doesn't get any easier.
Speaker 2: Give's that office she got for Christmas? Tody Mitchell, you
Speaker 2: are such a tool one, Mariah. So how does it
Speaker 2: work to say the sea word?
Speaker 6: I was patting us on the back for doing so
Speaker 6: well and then you.
Speaker 1: Played it twice?
Speaker 2: New clubhouse leader in front of my bad he's just
Speaker 2: gone eight past day. Look at that running mate, here
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Speaker 4: Which country was the Caesar salad invented in three two one?
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Speaker 10: That would help out immensely.
Speaker 4: Thank you so much.
Speaker 1: I'm welcome, had a great day.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what. You know what if you've got
Speaker 2: kids as well, how about check your family past to
Speaker 2: come and join us on Thursday. We're going to be
Speaker 2: live at Gume.
Speaker 3: Bye.
Speaker 2: Well, they would love that.
Speaker 12: It's actually my son's Thursday.
Speaker 1: Tomorrow, weesday. We'll see Thursday of holidays.
Speaker 10: He comes out, Oh, how.
Speaker 1: Good, Well, we will see then we'll meet you on Thursday.
Speaker 2: Hey, Joe crazy joining us a little bit later on
Speaker 2: the show, but coming.
Speaker 3: Up next Sunday night in the e.
Speaker 1: How good? Having just where you want to be an
Speaker 1: adult run or kids run?
Speaker 2: What do you reckon?
Speaker 1: Well, I don't know in your house kids run.
Speaker 2: First day Bruno and Rose. She's quite big. This is
Speaker 2: up and down to twenty three past day. This is
Speaker 2: number one hundred. Good morning, You're on the air with
Speaker 2: Jason Lauren clint here as well bit cloud around tops
Speaker 2: of twenty two.
Speaker 3: Went down a real rose hole on YouTube.
Speaker 2: On the weekend.
Speaker 3: She's good, she is massive, mass is popular.
Speaker 1: Streams and views from black Pink in hindsight.
Speaker 2: Yeah, when we had her on the show last week's site,
Speaker 2: maybe I shouldn't have opened the interview by going haven't
Speaker 2: you come out of nowhere?
Speaker 1: Yeah? And I think that was not a great start.
Speaker 3: I think eighty nine million people would probably disagree with Jason.
Speaker 2: Mabe mabet Hey.
Speaker 3: Six pm.
Speaker 2: In any family household, parents would commonly refer to or
Speaker 2: know it as witching hour. Well, we call it black
Speaker 2: hawk down our right. That's when you know you're trying
Speaker 2: to get kids fared. Yep, get them in showers, yeah, dinner, bed, bar,
Speaker 2: let's go, let's go. This is the hour, guys, let's
Speaker 2: get it happening. So trying to be fun dad yesterday
Speaker 2: got to about six o'clock.
Speaker 1: I was like, look, everyone your kids on school holidays
Speaker 1: an't no, no, not yet.
Speaker 2: Everyone's having a bit of fun. Let's let's, you know,
Speaker 2: not be the prison warden and say.
Speaker 3: Hey, what do you classify as fun?
Speaker 2: Just letting them run wild a little bit of time.
Speaker 1: This is six yep, all right, so the zoo hasn't
Speaker 1: shut yet.
Speaker 2: No, zoo's still in good operation. I was upstairs playing
Speaker 2: a game with Felix, the eleven year old. What sort
Speaker 2: of game we're actually doing? Chess?
Speaker 3: Oh? Yeah, oh you have fun wild? Let them run wild,
Speaker 3: Let's play chess.
Speaker 1: Wow, you are a fun dad, Felix.
Speaker 6: I'm going to let you play chess for ten more minutes.
Speaker 6: You're done saying you're a fun dad.
Speaker 1: We like chess great. Chess is great for the brain,
Speaker 1: thank you.
Speaker 2: It was one of those chessboards with the shot lastes.
Speaker 1: Just two more shots.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh, got your queen.
Speaker 3: That's when I heard the scream coming from downstairs.
Speaker 1: Now, so what was happening in the zoo downstairs?
Speaker 2: I wasn't aware because I was upstairs partying at the
Speaker 2: chess club.
Speaker 1: What did they have downstairs?
Speaker 5: Yo?
Speaker 1: Yo club? Elastic bank club.
Speaker 3: No marbles, no hopscotch scooter down the hallway.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's not allowed. Like a little race, No
Speaker 1: moving vehicles in the in the house.
Speaker 2: Great rule, no moving vede, no bikes. Well, that two
Speaker 2: year old who were commonly referred to as the liability.
Speaker 3: The one who's toe you chopped off. No, he chopped
Speaker 3: his own toe off with a meat cleaver. Wow, that
Speaker 3: was two years ago. It's grown back. This little pinky returned.
Speaker 3: This little pinky. Sorry, yesterday I heard the screams of
Speaker 3: Archie yet again.
Speaker 1: And now screams can be confusing because sometimes they're screams.
Speaker 1: Sometimes they're not.
Speaker 2: Not a fun scream.
Speaker 3: Sometimes I just want something.
Speaker 1: A trampoline, we do. It was a trampoline.
Speaker 2: She wasn't the trampoline. So it was inside the house.
Speaker 2: I've come running down the stairs. There was a lot
Speaker 2: of blood, like the trail of blood down the hallway,
Speaker 2: and he's in arms, arms, and he's screaming and crying.
Speaker 1: Where was the middle child?
Speaker 2: The middle child didn't face him. He was still watching TV.
Speaker 1: Oh, so it wasn't him.
Speaker 2: If anything, howd he turned the TV up because the
Speaker 2: screams he was finding hard to hear his show, right,
Speaker 2: understand it.
Speaker 1: So it wasn't his fault.
Speaker 2: No, it wasn't his fault. This was a did the
Speaker 2: job on his own. I looked at the bottom of
Speaker 2: his foot. He stood on something inside the house, so
Speaker 2: it had gone into it. I've got a weak stummach,
Speaker 2: So like I could see the color, I could see
Speaker 2: the car.
Speaker 1: Did he stand on a lego? Covering my eyes because
Speaker 1: you're going to show me a photo and I don't
Speaker 1: want to see it.
Speaker 2: Can I get the heel photo up?
Speaker 1: No, I'm not going to look. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: was it a lego?
Speaker 2: There's the heel?
Speaker 1: I'm not looking, so it's off.
Speaker 2: Now I've turned it off. You're a liar.
Speaker 1: I'm not looking, going what sort of.
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 1: There it is a slice.
Speaker 2: So it's a slice, but it's protruding above the line
Speaker 2: of the skin. So as I and my finger over,
Speaker 2: I could tell there was something inside the foot. Class
Speaker 2: I was thinking, I thought broken tree ornament? I said
Speaker 2: tree and said word tree ornament. I was worried about that.
Speaker 2: I was worried about broken BALLBLL and stuff like that.
Speaker 2: So I had a hen with some tweets. You're right,
Speaker 2: what was it? And as I was pushing the tweezes in,
Speaker 2: like you know, when you're open tee, don't.
Speaker 1: You're being ridiculous. Just tell us what was in his foot?
Speaker 1: Put the photo away and tell us what happened.
Speaker 2: Next life, please, we don't and I'm not going to look. Oh,
Speaker 2: what's that we went to the hospital. Did the full
Speaker 2: hospital run at seven o'clock at night? It's a chunk
Speaker 2: from a broken crockery set. So we think we've dropped
Speaker 2: a bowl last week and all the pieces weren't picked up?
Speaker 1: Well, hang on, do we think we did? I mean,
Speaker 1: there's two adults.
Speaker 11: We did.
Speaker 2: We dropped, We dropped the bowl and we missed a vacuums.
Speaker 3: Mister piece found the piece in his foot? You got it?
Speaker 2: It stitches not stitches, thank god?
Speaker 1: So did you get it out of the twee?
Speaker 2: The doctor got downcause it was so deep?
Speaker 1: Did they did they numb it?
Speaker 2: No? We just we gave him an I pad some
Speaker 2: ice cream and I held him down, which is bloody
Speaker 2: hard to do when your parent like jokes aside, and
Speaker 2: you're in the r and do.
Speaker 3: You have a hospital membership like some.
Speaker 1: Scene, just like a zoom membership as many times as
Speaker 1: you want in the year ninety nine dollars.
Speaker 2: No, it's like the coffee car, the coffee yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: my next visit is free.
Speaker 1: Do you go to the emergency for that?
Speaker 3: Yeah, emergency last night? What's what other? Was it a
Speaker 3: scene in there?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: It was actually pretty good. And you never say you
Speaker 2: don't see the squat in here?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, you're not going to say
Speaker 1: don't for the seaword. It cute, but you never say
Speaker 1: all that it's sea word in here.
Speaker 2: I was going to say, don't the sea word on
Speaker 2: this show or the Q word in an e it's danger. Yeah.
Speaker 2: And what did I do? Was I was walking out?
Speaker 1: Is he in a moonboot?
Speaker 2: No, it's not, No, No, he's fine.
Speaker 1: Is he on a knee scooters?
Speaker 3: House?
Speaker 2: Good? Cool? Good? Cool? He is alive? And well the
Speaker 2: piece is out of him.
Speaker 1: But isn't it very Was he already in his pajamas?
Speaker 3: He was?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, isn't it the pajamas there? They are Mickey
Speaker 3: Mouse and Donald Duck pajamas.
Speaker 2: Pajamas, bibar, mistletoe a thing in your house.
Speaker 1: Mistletoe is very American.
Speaker 3: It is just just this time of year, right, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm not kissing people under the missilete any other
Speaker 1: time of year.
Speaker 2: You can't be inviting people over in July and being like, oh,
Speaker 2: look what you're on door.
Speaker 3: Missletoe.
Speaker 2: That's creepy as man.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna hang a missiletoe in my house this year
Speaker 6: and make everyone passion. That doesn't work whenever there's a
Speaker 6: missilete if you're standing under it with hoops a stranger,
Speaker 6: which which I just find myself standing under a misslete
Speaker 6: someone I don't want to kiss.
Speaker 2: Well, that's the random thing. Most people are coming to
Speaker 2: the house over that period of family.
Speaker 1: I'm not having a missile toe.
Speaker 4: Ya.
Speaker 1: There's sickos in America, didn't it.
Speaker 3: It is?
Speaker 2: Jason Lauren Clint is here as well. You're listening to
Speaker 2: number one under a head.
Speaker 1: Fire World is turning seven. We're seven times for fun.
Speaker 5: It's where slides, rides and wildlife collide on by a
Speaker 5: World theme fuck, come get a wildlife.
Speaker 7: Just mis Jason Lawrence.
Speaker 6: Yes, we are hosting the Ultimate Kid's Day Out at
Speaker 6: GM Buy World, Melbourne and we want.
Speaker 1: You to come with us thirteen twenty.
Speaker 6: Four ten if you would like to join us because
Speaker 6: we are taking the show on the road. We're going
Speaker 6: to be live from there on Thursday morning. Unreal on
Speaker 6: He's to the park that's rightselves and you could be
Speaker 6: there with us.
Speaker 2: That's right. Clint's going to be live on the rides,
Speaker 2: still on the news. So you are lucky. We're lucky.
Speaker 2: We're not live there, Tords.
Speaker 3: We're very lucky because you've been.
Speaker 2: On a ride all weekend.
Speaker 1: Make sure you tuck yourself into bed nice and early
Speaker 1: on Wednesday nights.
Speaker 3: Sleep.
Speaker 2: Let's not go to circus on Wednesday night, nor wear
Speaker 2: that leon. My weekend was astray ja. That's all right, Clint.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four ten is our number to join us
Speaker 2: on the air.
Speaker 1: Gabbian Mitcham morning, good morning, good morning. Now you've got
Speaker 1: a couple of little kids. Did one of them try
Speaker 1: and call us earlier?
Speaker 9: Yes, Louis did. I just dropt him at school, so
Speaker 9: he'll be devastated that he.
Speaker 3: Can't be It will be a nice surprise unter school.
Speaker 2: You know what we'll we will chat with him on Thursday,
Speaker 2: becase we're going to hook you up with the family past.
Speaker 1: Yes, you can tell you when you pick him up
Speaker 1: from school that he's coming along.
Speaker 4: Awesome.
Speaker 1: Thanks.
Speaker 2: No, see Thursday, I'm gonna pull the kids down of
Speaker 2: school for eight Yes.
Speaker 1: Dentist appointment from Somerville. You're a teacher. Are you sure
Speaker 1: you want to come along? It's gonna be one hundred.
Speaker 9: Kids, absolutely cool.
Speaker 5: For the year.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, she's finished your private school teacher.
Speaker 10: Yes to gore.
Speaker 1: Jokes on them, just from Somerville. We will see you
Speaker 1: and your kids on Thursday morning. We can't wait to
Speaker 1: meet you.
Speaker 2: That's funny.
Speaker 1: The more to go less, it's very true.
Speaker 2: It's ridiculous.
Speaker 1: They're it true.
Speaker 2: Also, they've got some of the very nas private schools
Speaker 2: near us have the kids wearing like blazers and stuff
Speaker 2: from when they're like fine.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I got to get them started early. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but when they're fins where they start making them money,
Speaker 3: they clothes like in a week.
Speaker 6: Oh no, that was me, and the one my mum
Speaker 6: bought me basically went to the ground so I could
Speaker 6: wear it till I was in the year twelve. Smart
Speaker 6: while I was in an unfortunate decade of years at
Speaker 6: my school though, where they changed the school uniform halfway
Speaker 6: through so you couldn't even get hand me down.
Speaker 1: As you could.
Speaker 3: What do it mean? Wasn't it always purple?
Speaker 1: That stays purple? But they redesigned the.
Speaker 2: Uniform Oh, that's a cash grab. If I've ever heard,
Speaker 2: I was.
Speaker 1: I was in the parade showing off the uniform. Of course,
Speaker 1: so is my brother Clinton. We were chosen as did
Speaker 1: I have a uniform?
Speaker 2: Did you have blazes?
Speaker 3: You know what?
Speaker 4: Didn't until year twelve when I was made a school
Speaker 4: captain and then one of the four school captains we
Speaker 4: got blazers.
Speaker 2: No, we had that about school. But you had to
Speaker 2: borrow the blazer from the.
Speaker 1: Office it was, and then you returned it the next year.
Speaker 2: Yeah. It was like the school captain's going to something
Speaker 2: in public, Better go to the office and borrow the blazer.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's hilarious.
Speaker 3: Check the pockets.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's so hot in Queensland for a school blazer.
Speaker 2: Tell me about it. I was short slave. It was
Speaker 2: like we're working at Tandy.
Speaker 1: I know, we had to wear our blazers. Are very
Speaker 1: strict on the uniform at my school.
Speaker 3: Hey yeah, and they do that thing where they measure
Speaker 3: the skirt length.
Speaker 1: They didn't but he wasn't supposed to be too short.
Speaker 1: But we used to roll them up so they were
Speaker 1: really short.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: How naughty, How naughty?
Speaker 3: My wife said. They used to do UNDI checks at
Speaker 3: her school.
Speaker 1: Okay, those teachers are probably in a bit of trouble.
Speaker 3: Now, what do you mean?
Speaker 1: That's a bit they had Like they had to wear bloomers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that to wear school underwear.
Speaker 1: Bloomers, bloomers over your under.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like a teacher would walk along like left it?
Speaker 1: No, do you not? They We're not doing that in
Speaker 1: twenty twenty four, right. Whoever designed that rule is.
Speaker 3: Gotte probably not in the processed in the system.
Speaker 1: Living in a nice house anymore.
Speaker 3: They're in a big house. They should be out soon.
Speaker 2: They are in a big, big house.
Speaker 1: They should probably stay in there.
Speaker 2: It is Jason, Laura and Clint is here as well.
Speaker 2: A little bit of cloud around tops of twenty two
Speaker 2: we are going for You can catch him in the
Speaker 2: afternoons with Ricky, Lee and Tim, or you can catch
Speaker 2: him on his new tour. Thanks for being here. Tickets
Speaker 2: through livenation dot com dot are you it's our favorite
Speaker 2: Joe Crazy.
Speaker 7: Oh, good morning, Molly, thanks for being here. It sounds
Speaker 7: like I'm passing away.
Speaker 3: I'm not.
Speaker 2: I'm just grateful that people.
Speaker 3: Come to the show.
Speaker 2: Good cool, Yeah, yeah cool. I don't know how long
Speaker 2: is your show?
Speaker 1: Thanks for being He does sound a bit like you're staying.
Speaker 2: Good right, Yeah.
Speaker 12: My show goes for sixty minutes. But I have a
Speaker 12: thing instance up we called sticky feet, so I like,
Speaker 12: I like to do ninety minutes.
Speaker 1: It's coming sticky feet.
Speaker 3: Like you don't off the stage?
Speaker 12: Do they play the music Melbourne Comedy Festival because there's
Speaker 12: other shows after you, they get a little bit strict.
Speaker 12: Lloyd Langford was getting I think a bit me bit stoppy. Yeah,
Speaker 12: fair enough. Don't they usually have like a light they
Speaker 12: flash comedy clubs?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, they off like yeah, yeah, when you make
Speaker 1: a speech, wish we had we do Chase just winds
Speaker 1: us up and turns our microphones off.
Speaker 7: He's impressive.
Speaker 1: He came and filled in on going to ask how
Speaker 1: did he go? He did do a day with you guys.
Speaker 3: It was wonderful.
Speaker 7: It was lovely, the truth.
Speaker 12: He was in the studio with me and I very
Speaker 12: rarely have company. And also, look, I'm normally behind the panel,
Speaker 12: you know, because I.
Speaker 2: Know every button means it's just better lighting here. It's
Speaker 2: better lighting.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it doesn't know you bro brutally. I'm god, it's
Speaker 7: brutal in here.
Speaker 3: I love that you should mention the studio.
Speaker 12: Yes, oh my god, this buddy studio. I heard you
Speaker 12: guys talking about it on the way in some scintillating
Speaker 12: radio where.
Speaker 3: Don't they talk about big topic?
Speaker 2: YA mentioned once or twice that because we share a
Speaker 2: studio with Joel for Drive, this has come up to
Speaker 2: this studio.
Speaker 1: You hear me in Battle times. The windows are so dark.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't know if it was daytime, all night time
Speaker 1: out there feels that this.
Speaker 2: Cloud around today it looks dark out there.
Speaker 1: No, it's the tint.
Speaker 2: It's sunny squint because of the tin. Imagine on the
Speaker 2: other side of that darker legal tint on the studio glass.
Speaker 3: It's beautiful.
Speaker 2: To day.
Speaker 7: You are ridiculous.
Speaker 1: So basically, we are new here at Nova.
Speaker 2: Welcome. Can we say it's been a year?
Speaker 1: I know, but we an't leaving. And this beautiful, brand
Speaker 1: new studio that we're in has these very very dark
Speaker 1: tinted not dark coming in the mornings and it's.
Speaker 6: Like pitch black, and we're meant to be telling Melbourne, Wow,
Speaker 6: it's a beautiful day out there, and we.
Speaker 1: Just go, well, we don't know.
Speaker 2: It's any simple no, not lying, not if so, But
Speaker 2: was it you that you a little bit.
Speaker 12: Yeah, it wasn't me that demanded the chin yet, well
Speaker 12: it was less, say man. And when you reach the
Speaker 12: dizzy heights of National Drive, you will be grateful that
Speaker 12: I've had their tint applied. Tim and Ricky used to
Speaker 12: find it very hard to look at me because I'm based.
Speaker 12: I'm very pale right, and the sun would come in
Speaker 12: and it was like I was like a lighthouse, ships
Speaker 12: are crossing.
Speaker 2: What you were saying is you didn't request the tint.
Speaker 3: It was blacker.
Speaker 2: Oh well, I think it might have been blackers.
Speaker 6: They couldn't look at you because the sun was on.
Speaker 6: I was like, Edward, I thought you would love that,
Speaker 6: like going Tim Blackwell to me, Are you the landlord here?
Speaker 6: Because I've got a complaint about the tint.
Speaker 1: On the window?
Speaker 7: Down blackers?
Speaker 1: You want to take it down? The tint off.
Speaker 3: You up?
Speaker 5: Please?
Speaker 1: No, because in the mornings we sit in the dark cave.
Speaker 11: Have you seen my little pasty boy?
Speaker 2: Will inside him?
Speaker 7: I'm delicious, dunk.
Speaker 1: But do you know why he's so pale?
Speaker 6: Because there's no sun coming through the windows to give
Speaker 6: him some violin d He needs to.
Speaker 11: Get the windows because you're in Melbourne.
Speaker 7: Guy, Yes, on the.
Speaker 6: Rare occasion that the sun comes up. Let us just
Speaker 6: get a little bit of joy.
Speaker 2: Have we looked into blinds?
Speaker 11: Yeah, I'm the blind Factory or Winston with very good Yeah,
Speaker 11: plantation shut in there, that would be nice.
Speaker 4: Street very Hampton.
Speaker 6: That sounds like you agree with the fact we can
Speaker 6: get the taken off. Wind him up quick, don't you
Speaker 6: thank you him? I'll see later for our big radio ship.
Speaker 6: That sounds like he said that you're not getting You're
Speaker 6: not getting the tint. Other dog around here just want
Speaker 6: to uses this studio too, and I'm.
Speaker 1: Getting a porthole put in cut?
Speaker 2: Can I also mean what the tint?
Speaker 7: Yes, Christy and I are in here in the afternoons,
Speaker 7: you know, and you know we have to talk to
Speaker 7: what you people.
Speaker 2: Because before we keep flogging the national card two hours.
Speaker 2: I was like, is that it? We are done? And
Speaker 2: Joe was like, yeah, we've done.
Speaker 1: Every girl to get put on the afternoon.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, you know, co host.
Speaker 2: I know when I was hosting the show, I looked up,
Speaker 2: you know, some stuff under the drive folder and I
Speaker 2: was like, there was a lot of names here.
Speaker 3: Well, I think we've got to answer.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the tint must go It's like when Absolutely came down.
Speaker 2: Yes, down, good luck, good luck.
Speaker 7: I'm gonna l I'm gonna stay here till four moving.
Speaker 1: You can stay for the rest of the show. We're
Speaker 1: only what half now late today?
Speaker 2: I know you actually came in to talk about the show.
Speaker 12: It's come to my stand ups. I mean, I'm sure
Speaker 12: you have me in any time because such Wendy video.
Speaker 3: Good question. Do you know what? Just get tickets at
Speaker 3: Live Nation from today you check out?
Speaker 1: Is it is? It?
Speaker 3: Is it? This year?
Speaker 7: On next, next year?
Speaker 2: This is done.
Speaker 7: It's almost it is almost that time of you don't
Speaker 7: you dare?
Speaker 2: I want to?
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, I'm a great stocking stuff up.
Speaker 2: That's what Joe Crees is you too? Thanks for being here.
Speaker 2: Tickets to Live nation dot com dot are you?
Speaker 3: We love you?
Speaker 2: Joel no way?
Speaker 12: So I do you discount off mates?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 1: Great? Yeah, though we must go. Of course we'll be going.
Speaker 3: It is just be going.
Speaker 6: So he forgives us downs and buster rhyme.
Speaker 1: I'm going to heard that song for so long?
Speaker 2: I know what about absolute banger.
Speaker 3: Good with the pussy Cat Dolls Nicole Scherzinger, Yes.
Speaker 4: It was.
Speaker 1: It would be like they're not still a band.
Speaker 3: No, they are, but still with Lewis. No, that was
Speaker 3: a long time ago, wasn't.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure the other four would be very happy
Speaker 2: to reform, but I think Nicole would be.
Speaker 3: It would be like, posh, yeah, I'm done.
Speaker 2: My work is I don't think my kids want to
Speaker 2: see me in the Chaps' it's a strong surname.
Speaker 7: Yeah, she can dance.
Speaker 2: Bloody nightmare.
Speaker 3: If you're in prep, you have to imagine the autograph
Speaker 3: you run out of paper.
Speaker 1: I love the pussy cat dolls bringing back I say, I've.
Speaker 3: Had this half the signature, turn the page over, singer
Speaker 3: on the back.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 2: We getting out of here, guys. We made it through Monday.
Speaker 1: Guys for at the end of our Monday, but for
Speaker 1: everyone else who has the whole day. God speed, have
Speaker 1: a great day.
Speaker 2: I'm sleeping.
Speaker 1: Make sure everyone's exhausted, aren't they?
Speaker 2: In Melbourne because the festive parties were on the weekend,
Speaker 2: got carried away.
Speaker 3: No one came on.
Speaker 2: More exhausted than the uber drivers that had to take
Speaker 2: us all home. Yes, my cab driver copped an ear
Speaker 2: for long Friday night. Was it one of those spinny
Speaker 2: cat talking his head off?
Speaker 3: Yes? Did he say, where are you going Brighton? That'll
Speaker 3: be six hundred and fifty dollars.
Speaker 1: What's going on with that? I'm Bentley rough cider in
Speaker 1: the pants, you're throwing whatever, and I've.
Speaker 2: Just done a phantom on you guys. So my biggest
Speaker 2: fear was you guys leaving the club. It was like,
Speaker 2: here's money you got to get.
Speaker 1: Give me. Have a great Monday, Melbourne. We will see
Speaker 1: you tomorrow.
Speaker 2: More family passes to join us at Gunby Well to
Speaker 2: officially start the summer holidays. They're up for grabs tomorrow.
Speaker 2: We'll see you then.
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