Speaker 1: This is the Chrissy swan Show.
Speaker 2: Welcome to your Friday, and I finally have got the
Speaker 2: hang of the new opener and I'm not talking over
Speaker 2: the end of our.
Speaker 3: Audio producer Scarter will be thrilled.
Speaker 1: I am also thrilled.
Speaker 2: It is Friday, which means that we are looking down
Speaker 2: the barrel of a weekend which I'm mad for.
Speaker 1: What's on? What's on for you?
Speaker 3: I've got a wedding tonight, swanee in the at Garden's
Speaker 3: house in the Botanical gardens here in Melbourne, right.
Speaker 2: So your weekend is going to be about McDonald's fish
Speaker 2: and chip, probablyping and groaning.
Speaker 3: What about yours.
Speaker 2: I'm having a working bee in my garden. I'm inviting
Speaker 2: everybody I know because my thing for twenty twenty five
Speaker 2: is I'm going to ask for help.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm actually going to ask for help.
Speaker 2: And I've asked for help and I've got two takers already,
Speaker 2: which is a really big deal.
Speaker 3: I've loved a working be in school well at.
Speaker 1: Tony an hour. And of course I'm going to put
Speaker 1: on sausages in bread.
Speaker 3: It's going to be my next question.
Speaker 1: Of course, I'm not a monster. Thirty twenty four ten
Speaker 1: and give us a call.
Speaker 2: We've got an amaze using like life changing pair of
Speaker 2: Archies thongs for you if you tell us what's on
Speaker 2: for the weekend.
Speaker 1: I think it's going to be a lot of organizing
Speaker 1: for school.
Speaker 4: Huh.
Speaker 3: I absolutely agree, Sowannie. And after three o'clock, our good
Speaker 3: pal Sarah Arba was going to join us live in
Speaker 3: studio because we promised her at the end of last
Speaker 3: year she would be our first guest.
Speaker 2: And she's been in hospital, so I'm glad she's available
Speaker 2: the Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 1: It's Friday and it's time for this Chrissy saday. I've
Speaker 1: checked the forecast.
Speaker 2: I believe the sun is shining everywhere this weekend and
Speaker 2: it gives me great joy.
Speaker 1: To speak to you. Kayla, Hello, Hello, how are you good?
Speaker 1: What is on for the weekend?
Speaker 3: I am having a me day on Saturday, which is nuts.
Speaker 1: I'm day sar.
Speaker 5: I'm having a couple of little treatments.
Speaker 1: A day spa. Tell me what's on the menu for
Speaker 1: you there. I'm having a what is it called hot.
Speaker 2: Oil scalp my sart Oh god, yeah.
Speaker 1: And I'll just be getting you know, the waxing done
Speaker 1: and stuff.
Speaker 6: Oh right, a little bit of maintenance, as they say, Well,
Speaker 6: I've got a two hundred dollar voucher here with your
Speaker 6: name on it for Archie's foot where they are going
Speaker 6: to be fabulous for when you're padding from the massage
Speaker 6: room into the sauna and all around.
Speaker 1: Kayla, thank you.
Speaker 3: Sir d the best weekend, kayl. Let's go to Courtney Swane.
Speaker 1: Hey, Courtney, Hey, guys, how are you good?
Speaker 7: The school went back? So I'm great?
Speaker 5: Oh god?
Speaker 2: How long are the school holidays? They seem to get
Speaker 2: to be getting longer every year?
Speaker 7: It was almost seven weeks this time, which is insane.
Speaker 1: I know, not that we were counting, not at all.
Speaker 2: So how are you celebrating the return to life this weekend?
Speaker 7: Okay, so my twins just actually turned eight, so we're
Speaker 7: actually doing a bit of a stay ca. We're staying
Speaker 7: in a very expensive hotel with them this weekend and
Speaker 7: celebrating them and doing the pool and the spa and
Speaker 7: going out for key and just yeah, celebrating that I've
Speaker 7: kept them alive based cli Oh.
Speaker 1: My god, good on you.
Speaker 3: You're a cool mom. That's going to be a core
Speaker 3: memory for those kids when they grow up that their
Speaker 3: parents definitely took them to a penthouse.
Speaker 7: Never did that with my parents.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you no, There is a lot of
Speaker 2: things that we do that our mothers never did. There
Speaker 2: is a two dollar Archie's Footwear voucher in the post
Speaker 2: to you, Courtney.
Speaker 1: Have a great weekend. Let's finish with you. Michael.
Speaker 3: Hello, Hello, so good?
Speaker 1: Are you happy? It's Friday?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 8: I've got work tomorrow, so.
Speaker 1: It's not really Friday then? Is it until tomorrow?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: All right? Tell us what you're going to do on
Speaker 1: your one day off?
Speaker 3: Probably sit in the spa and relaxing.
Speaker 7: It's going to be a warm day.
Speaker 2: Well again, you are going to need these Archies footwear
Speaker 2: to take you from the spa to the drink's fridge
Speaker 2: and pop an old beer.
Speaker 3: Oh Michael, I hope you get out of the spartap
Speaker 3: my man. Oh yeah, definitely.
Speaker 1: Do you lie like Michael. The Chrissy Swan Show, Jack,
Speaker 1: We've got so much to catch up on.
Speaker 7: We have so much to discuss with Chrissy and Jack.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, so much to discuss. Start using that because
Speaker 2: it is a great phrase.
Speaker 3: We have had six weeks apart, and all week we've
Speaker 3: been doing this and quite frankly, we could do it
Speaker 3: all month with the amount of stuff we missed over
Speaker 3: the summer break.
Speaker 1: One hundred percent. I've had a rolling.
Speaker 2: Note on my phone and I've been meaning to discuss
Speaker 2: with you your favorite words.
Speaker 1: You're right, Jack. Last year you said that you'd.
Speaker 2: Read a thing on Dourmoir, which is a fabulous instant
Speaker 2: account that we both.
Speaker 3: Follow, Celebrity tipoffs, Celebrity.
Speaker 2: Tip offs, secret li who run it blind lines. It's
Speaker 2: sort of like a guest who don't sue sort of situation.
Speaker 2: And you revealed last year that someone said that Rihanna
Speaker 2: actually can't sing anymore and that is why she's concentrating
Speaker 2: on makeup and hosiery.
Speaker 1: I think it is, yeah, you know.
Speaker 3: And there was a hair product taking.
Speaker 2: There was there was an entire hairline, but no concerts
Speaker 2: and no singles, and we were like, of course she
Speaker 2: can still sing. Just before Christmas, some footage came out
Speaker 2: of Rihanna in a karaoke bar in New York City.
Speaker 2: Is that Ryan New York City, which is where our
Speaker 2: friend Lauren Phillips ran into her as well. Recently, I
Speaker 2: know laws.
Speaker 3: Of Jason Lauren Fame had a full night with bad gallery.
Speaker 1: At a New York City bar. I we must like
Speaker 1: these things.
Speaker 3: That woman can attract a star, Lauren.
Speaker 1: I sure can.
Speaker 2: I wonder if if she heard Rihanna singing like this.
Speaker 4: She really still tries.
Speaker 2: I cannot believe it because we've got what that song
Speaker 2: sounded like when we heard it on the radio.
Speaker 3: Imagine, never do you.
Speaker 2: It's so good, so good, but it makes me feel better.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, isn't it gold?
Speaker 4: Wow?
Speaker 3: Swanny Well, speaking of terrible singing, our gal Katie Perry
Speaker 3: oh Dear, released a special edition of her album one
Speaker 3: four three.
Speaker 2: I really thought that she was back from the brink
Speaker 2: when she performed with the AFL halftime.
Speaker 1: She was really great, and I thought she's back.
Speaker 3: No, she's not, and I want her to be back
Speaker 3: because I love the back catalog and I do actually
Speaker 3: like Katie. There's a song on this extended version, so
Speaker 3: she adds three extra songs. Let's say it's called Okay.
Speaker 3: And the reason it came to my attention is an
Speaker 3: American Idol contestant who or because she was a judge
Speaker 3: on American Idol, who was told by Katie that he
Speaker 3: essentially won't succeed or have a career in music, stitched
Speaker 3: a video of him listening to this song, being like,
Speaker 3: hang on, this is the same woman that told me
Speaker 3: I won't be successful. The song is called Okay, and
Speaker 3: I think it is her worst song to date when
Speaker 3: given it's not I mean, he's not even her singer.
Speaker 1: Look, it's not great. I feel very bad judging people
Speaker 1: for songs when I can't write a.
Speaker 3: You're not trying to do global tours. You're not trying
Speaker 3: to say that you're an acclaimed singer. That is horseshit.
Speaker 2: The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 1: You know what.
Speaker 2: We've said it before, We're going to say it again.
Speaker 2: There is so much to discuss. Yes, MTD were so
Speaker 2: much to discuss with Chrissy and Jack. We've been back
Speaker 2: for a week. This is our last day of the
Speaker 2: first week back. Let's just clear our agendas so we
Speaker 2: can start a fresh on Monday.
Speaker 3: Okay, this is the final smt D and if you've
Speaker 3: missed them and enjoyed them across the week, grab the
Speaker 3: podcast to catch up on what we've been discussing.
Speaker 2: I wanted to call you, but I also didn't want
Speaker 2: to disturb your peace. Yeah, do you realize that there
Speaker 2: is a new flavor of Shaker fries at our favorite
Speaker 2: restaurant of all time.
Speaker 3: Donald, Do you know what? I did? See it on
Speaker 3: the screen when I was driving through the other day,
Speaker 3: and I thought, absolutely not.
Speaker 2: Okay, there is your first mistake. Generally, I'm not a
Speaker 2: Shaker girl. I'm always a no. I don't I don't
Speaker 2: feel like it. But I was at the drive through
Speaker 2: with my daughter and she said, have you tried the
Speaker 2: vegemite Shaker fries? And I said no, I've got a
Speaker 2: very hard rule on the shakerfries.
Speaker 1: He goes, trust me, you're going to like it.
Speaker 2: Peg said this, Yes, I said yes to the Shakerfr's
Speaker 2: vegemite flavor.
Speaker 3: But fries already perfect. They have no business with extra seasoning.
Speaker 2: Can I tell you it is a game changer? And
Speaker 2: you know I wouldn't normally say that that.
Speaker 1: You not too much, just a little bit, got it?
Speaker 2: And they taste like a piece of fabulous buttered white
Speaker 2: toast with vegemite on it.
Speaker 3: Okay, this needs to be the Knacker's marketing angle because
Speaker 3: that has got me in.
Speaker 1: Well, that's what got me to try. That's what Peg
Speaker 1: told me.
Speaker 2: She's like, it tastes like that the most perfect piece
Speaker 2: of white toast with vegems.
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm on board.
Speaker 3: Peg needs a job in the McDonald's marketing team because
Speaker 3: that's how they should be selling it to us.
Speaker 1: Next time. Say yes, I will try that. Now while
Speaker 1: we're here.
Speaker 2: I've got to tell you. You know, I've been decluttering
Speaker 2: for about seventeen years.
Speaker 3: Since I've met you.
Speaker 1: I think i've finished what I think i've finished. And
Speaker 1: do you know what I did?
Speaker 2: What I hired a skip, a three meter by three
Speaker 2: meter skip.
Speaker 3: I thought you were going to say you finally set
Speaker 3: fire to your whole house.
Speaker 1: I don't need to because I've had the skip.
Speaker 2: And what I did was I just carried everything out
Speaker 2: and put it there because what was happening was I
Speaker 2: was decluttering, but I couldn't let things go. And then
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, no, I've got to donate that.
Speaker 2: I've got to put that in the rubbish. No, everything
Speaker 2: went into the skip. And I cannot recommend it enough.
Speaker 2: If you have got a blockage on your decluttering, get
Speaker 2: a skip. It cost me two hundred and fifty dollars.
Speaker 3: That's good, it's really good.
Speaker 2: And I had it for four days and I was
Speaker 2: like a woman possessed. It was a race against time,
Speaker 2: and if it wasn't nailed down, it went into the skip.
Speaker 3: So what's your new hyperfixation? Could it be?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm working on it. What have you
Speaker 1: got from me?
Speaker 3: Alrighty? My last thing to catch you up on Swanny
Speaker 3: is this time last year, I'd said I was giving
Speaker 3: up coffee for a month.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that didn't last.
Speaker 3: No, I didn't good. So I'm not doing that. I
Speaker 3: have moved on. I've graduated, if you will, from the
Speaker 3: skinny latte. Yes, I know you don't like that. I
Speaker 3: drink skinny pms.
Speaker 2: I just don't think there's any excuse for skim milk
Speaker 2: at all in the world.
Speaker 3: Well, I just don't think there's any need for milk
Speaker 3: full stop.
Speaker 1: At this point in my life, all of us get
Speaker 1: the runs.
Speaker 3: So I am now drinking an iced long black strictly
Speaker 3: in a plastic cup. I want to dome on it.
Speaker 3: I don't want to any coffee cup that's good for
Speaker 3: the environ. I want a plastic dome cup with a
Speaker 3: little dash of honey.
Speaker 1: So what, oh my god?
Speaker 2: So what is your reaction if a cafe dares to
Speaker 2: give you a cold long black in the same serving.
Speaker 1: Container that they would put a hot long black in.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm too much of a coward to say it
Speaker 3: to them in person.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, but you can say it now.
Speaker 3: So I go to my Instagram story and out them.
Speaker 1: Love it.
Speaker 2: The Crissy Swan Show. The Chrissy Swan Show. Next week,
Speaker 2: We've got a grand up for grabs every single day.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we're going to be going through our Baker's
Speaker 2: Delight lunch order. We're going to be ranking our favorite
Speaker 2: bits and bobs from Baker's Delight from high to low.
Speaker 1: H I l I get it.
Speaker 3: I get it, Swanny looking for your next favorite high
Speaker 3: fiber bread. Baker's Delight High Fiber low GI Wholemeal block
Speaker 3: loaf is super soft and has double the fiber of
Speaker 3: their traditional wholemealk fibers.
Speaker 4: Good.
Speaker 3: Chrissy's cliches can't.
Speaker 2: Get enough of share love that she seems to be
Speaker 2: around a lot at the moment. If you're watching Married
Speaker 2: at First Site and who isn't what are the ratings
Speaker 2: are two and a half million or something.
Speaker 3: Even a little bit higher. I think one of the
Speaker 3: apps last week. It's crazy.
Speaker 1: Every year it gets us, doesn't it.
Speaker 3: It does. It's just like we still fall for the trickery,
Speaker 3: I know, like.
Speaker 2: As recently as this week with Katie and Tim. Anyway,
Speaker 2: there has been an Uber eats ad made especially to
Speaker 2: go into Bury at first site, and I am here
Speaker 2: for it because it involves share.
Speaker 1: I'll take you through the premise.
Speaker 2: Imagine it opens in Shaer's house straight away. I'm on
Speaker 2: board because I love seeing where people live. I'm with you,
Speaker 2: and this is her actual house. It's like a medieval castle.
Speaker 1: And she's just.
Speaker 2: Pulled up the Uber eats app and she's ordered a
Speaker 2: time machine.
Speaker 5: Take me back to the eighties.
Speaker 4: Ooh, this isn't the eighties.
Speaker 5: Tis the sixteen eighties?
Speaker 1: Eh.
Speaker 3: She's both young and old like the same time.
Speaker 1: Witch. She's a witch.
Speaker 4: She's a witch.
Speaker 3: I'm not aware drum an icon which.
Speaker 1: She's both young and old at the same time.
Speaker 3: Man Bris That was a trailer for a film because
Speaker 3: the ad is so interesting and storyboard is so great.
Speaker 2: It's so gorgeous, and what it does is it reminds
Speaker 2: you of what a legend she is. And also because
Speaker 2: let's face that she is both young and old, but
Speaker 2: at the same time she has got the best back
Speaker 2: catalog of tracks.
Speaker 1: I really recommend getting into them.
Speaker 2: If that ad was to appear in this year's Super
Speaker 2: Bowl in America, guess what it would cost.
Speaker 1: The rate card has just come out five mil eight
Speaker 1: million dollars.
Speaker 2: That's eight million US, and I don't know what the
Speaker 2: exchange rate is, but I'm sure it's not good.
Speaker 3: It never really never.
Speaker 1: That must be like what boardeen fifteen meal?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that is unbelievable. And believe are they thirty second
Speaker 3: spots or sixty second sports?
Speaker 1: I think they're sixty seconds?
Speaker 3: Okay, they are thirty but.
Speaker 1: That is just to buy the space.
Speaker 2: Can you imagine once you've bought that space, those ads
Speaker 2: are like mini movies.
Speaker 1: The production cost would be nuts extraordinary.
Speaker 2: I'm looking forward to the halftime now entertainment of Kendrick Lamar.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, he doesn't have enough songs, and
Speaker 2: you schooled me on.
Speaker 3: That and I pull up, drank, sit down.
Speaker 2: Hopefully doesn't definitely doesn't do that, because that's just what
Speaker 2: your weekend is going to be, isn't it. The Chrissy
Speaker 2: Swan Show, Christy One Show.
Speaker 3: Nothing tastes better than fresh bread from Baker's Delight, Baked
Speaker 3: by real Bakers.
Speaker 1: Chrissy Songs. Fresh Fridays, you better believe it.
Speaker 2: Nothing it tastes better than fresh bread from Baker's Delight,
Speaker 2: Nothing sounds better than a hit that you had forgotten
Speaker 2: that you loved.
Speaker 1: Every Friday, we're going to be kicking off at three.
Speaker 2: Pm with one of those tracks. And this is what
Speaker 2: I was born for, Jack.
Speaker 3: It is swany and we're going to make it fresh again. Yes,
Speaker 3: it doesn't matter how old it is.
Speaker 2: Exactly well how new, because more often than not, you
Speaker 2: listen to the same stuff over and over and then
Speaker 2: someone will give you the gift of a song that
Speaker 2: you used.
Speaker 1: To love that you'd forgotten about, and you go, oh
Speaker 1: my god.
Speaker 2: And this is what Fresh Fridays is all about today.
Speaker 2: It's all about share. She's in the ether, she's got
Speaker 2: this uber Eatzad. She was on the project this week
Speaker 2: while it had a gorgeous chat with her and she
Speaker 2: was talking about the song that I am going to
Speaker 2: reintroduce to you.
Speaker 1: It is Believe.
Speaker 2: It is a banger if you had forgotten how much
Speaker 2: you love it, what your listening ear is on.
Speaker 1: Because this is Fresh Fridays, it is shares. Believe.
Speaker 3: Something else that is fresh Swanye is the new bumbag
Speaker 3: we've got on the Christy Swan Show this year. Indeed,
Speaker 3: we're playing Christy's Quizy next thirteen, twenty four to ten
Speaker 3: if you would like to strap that on for your weekend.
Speaker 3: And one of our best pal Sarah Arvo, is going
Speaker 3: to join us live in the studio.
Speaker 4: Your straw.
Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: Let's give away one of these brand spanking new bumbags
Speaker 2: Chrissy's Quizzy. Jamie, I'm reading here that your house currently
Speaker 2: sounds like the steerage level on the Titanic.
Speaker 6: It does it.
Speaker 9: It's terrible. I don't think I've flecked about four days.
Speaker 9: Oh when one when one stops coughing, the next one starts.
Speaker 1: What all four kids have hooping cough?
Speaker 9: Yep, all four of them.
Speaker 4: Jamie.
Speaker 2: Please tell me that you do not have carpet in
Speaker 2: the bedrooms, because when you cough too much, you throw up,
Speaker 2: and carpet is a nightmare.
Speaker 7: We do that.
Speaker 9: It's the only the older two of the throw of us.
Speaker 9: Then they make it.
Speaker 1: To the bufflem. Oh god, it's going to be tomorrow morning.
Speaker 9: It's worse because me and my husband don't have it.
Speaker 9: I go to work and he's at home with the
Speaker 9: four girls and they vomit, and that makes him vomit,
Speaker 9: and then there's just vomit everywhere.
Speaker 2: Honestly, truly, this is a nightmare.
Speaker 1: Hello Josh, Hello, Hello?
Speaker 2: Are you glad that you are Josh and you are
Speaker 2: not Jamie?
Speaker 4: Sorry for Jamie and that household.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what a nightmare. What's on for your weekend? Josh?
Speaker 6: Just a quiet one, unfortunately. Yeah, my partners had an
Speaker 6: unexpected death in the family.
Speaker 8: So just a bit of a quiet one, bit of
Speaker 8: a reflection.
Speaker 2: Yes, oh well, that sounds lovely and good luck with it.
Speaker 2: Your names are your buzzes, Jamie and Josh. It's the
Speaker 2: best of five, meaning the first person to get three
Speaker 2: ounces scret wins the game and walk away with a
Speaker 2: money cunt buy Chrisy's one show, bumbag. I can't believe
Speaker 2: that you're calling and talking to this idiot when one
Speaker 2: of you is grieving and one of you is trying
Speaker 2: to keep four children alive.
Speaker 3: Also, way to bring our Friday vibe down, guys.
Speaker 1: Do it.
Speaker 2: Gretion number one, which Australian banknote is referred to as
Speaker 2: a pineapple.
Speaker 1: Jamie it is the fitty.
Speaker 2: Question number two, the better Man bio pick features a
Speaker 2: monkey portraying which music superstar? Yes, Josh, Robbie Williams.
Speaker 1: Robbie Williams.
Speaker 2: You know, I had a chat with my son last
Speaker 2: night Who's thirteen? He was like, what who is this
Speaker 2: Robbi Williams? I thought it was a movie about Robin Williams,
Speaker 2: the comedian. Nobody knows who Robbie Williams is, And I thought, wow, Generation.
Speaker 3: Gat twenty twenty five is here, man, I would.
Speaker 1: Have thought everybody knew who wro Williams is.
Speaker 2: Anyway, Question number three five years ago today, the song
Speaker 2: Physical was released, and.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 1: She is such a talent. Who sings that song? H Yes, Josh,
Speaker 1: it is due. But that's two for you and one
Speaker 1: for Jamie. Is that correct? Chat?
Speaker 3: That is spot on? Swanee. Question four is for the
Speaker 3: win for you, Josh.
Speaker 1: Where would you use the phrase aloha Jamie? Yes, Jamie Hawaii?
Speaker 3: Yes, all right, it's a tiebreak. Question number five.
Speaker 1: Name one color on the Canadian flag?
Speaker 4: Yes, Josh, red?
Speaker 1: It is red? Would have also accepted white.
Speaker 2: You've got the bum bag, But Jamie, I'm going to
Speaker 2: give you a two hundred dollars voucher for these amazing
Speaker 2: Archie songs and you are all going to walk around
Speaker 2: in them when the weather is beautiful and you are
Speaker 2: all healthy again.
Speaker 1: Okay, thank you very much. Go it's good on you, Jamie.
Speaker 7: Thank you.
Speaker 2: Thechrisy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show on a magnificent Friday,
Speaker 2: and it just got a whole lot better because we're
Speaker 2: welcoming to the show, the great Sarah Arbo.
Speaker 5: Oh my goodness, listen to that applause? Are you conjuring
Speaker 5: that up just with everyone around you?
Speaker 1: Yes? Absolutely special. Now we are a man and woman
Speaker 1: of our word.
Speaker 2: We spoke to you the last week that we were
Speaker 2: on air last year, and we said you're going to
Speaker 2: be our last guest and our first, our last, our
Speaker 2: first hour everything, and.
Speaker 1: Here I am and here you.
Speaker 5: We have delivered. We have delivered. I love it.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 2: Since then, there's been an emergency hospital situation, Sarah Arbo.
Speaker 5: Do you know that, Chrissy Swan, I did not even
Speaker 5: know what an appendectomy was until that emergency situation arose
Speaker 5: in my life.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 5: I reckon I saw you like it would have been
Speaker 5: what a week, maybe two weeks before that emergency happened
Speaker 5: a week.
Speaker 1: It would have been a week.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so you discussing Carol's and Sonya Capalazzo's beautiful dress
Speaker 5: that she was making for me.
Speaker 2: And you were all sorted and then you've got a
Speaker 2: pain in your side.
Speaker 1: And I'm not talking about Carl Stefan that was to come.
Speaker 1: What happened?
Speaker 5: I know, I know my dreams of a wonderful holiday
Speaker 5: were dashed. When yes, it was like I think it
Speaker 5: was a twenty second and yes, I had these pains,
Speaker 5: you know, Jackie boy. It's funny cause I think we
Speaker 5: went out for dinner and I was like, God, I
Speaker 5: just feel really sick and all of my stuff.
Speaker 3: It's called a hangover. Yeah, I think I'm going to die.
Speaker 5: Anyway, it was it was really for like it was
Speaker 5: a gradual pain that was building probably over two weeks,
Speaker 5: and then by the Sunday, I think it was I
Speaker 5: was just kind of like bed bound. I could just
Speaker 5: I couldn't really do anything. My sister, who's a doctor,
Speaker 5: came around because I couldn't get into a GP on
Speaker 5: a Sunday. She had a little poke around and she
Speaker 5: was like, I think it might be a appendix, which
Speaker 5: I'd already discovered myself via doctor Google.
Speaker 1: I was like, Oh, this is.
Speaker 5: Either that or my gall blood. And I was like,
Speaker 5: I hope it's appendix because that could be a disaster anyway. Yes,
Speaker 5: emergency department weren't that night, and they were like, ce
Speaker 5: t scan, We've got to get that thing out of
Speaker 5: your girl.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you were very brave to post a photograph of
Speaker 2: you looking like utter crack in hospital and iron for that.
Speaker 5: I lot as a sheet. Do you know the irony though?
Speaker 5: Chrissy right, like, if it wasn't for Carols, the world
Speaker 5: didn't need to know that. I had to have an
Speaker 5: appendict to be right.
Speaker 2: I know you had to give receipts because some people
Speaker 2: might have just thought you weren't in the mood for it.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I just could be bold waking up and spending the
Speaker 5: night out there. But yes, so I had to prove that. Indeed.
Speaker 5: I was in hospital for four days. I spent Christmas
Speaker 5: morning popping one of those you know Christmas crackers all
Speaker 5: by myself. Oh it was very sad, very sad state
Speaker 5: of effeir.
Speaker 1: Do you have a really cool scar or your bikini
Speaker 1: days over.
Speaker 5: My Bikinni days were over about ten years ago. Yes,
Speaker 5: where no one needs to see that. So yeah, I've
Speaker 5: got four nice scars. Apparently appendicitis or appendix surgery only
Speaker 5: requires three. But I'm extra special, man was extra inflamed,
Speaker 5: so they gave me a fourth hole.
Speaker 3: Is there good news for you though? Does this mean
Speaker 3: we can keep that Sonya couple arts a dressed for
Speaker 3: either the Logis or Carols this year?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 5: It will be getting a revival for Carols this year
Speaker 5: for sure.
Speaker 2: For sure, Sarah, you are going to stick around and
Speaker 2: play type five with us. But yes, it is a
Speaker 2: new year.
Speaker 6: You know.
Speaker 2: We're still in January. Just one of my news resolutions,
Speaker 2: which I don't believe in, is to watch television. Yes,
Speaker 2: can you give me one thing that I must watch?
Speaker 2: Because I've heard that you are unbelievable at recommendation.
Speaker 3: You're the best at it. Abo I tell everyone this.
Speaker 5: Yes, well, Jackie Boy is a true student of my word.
Speaker 5: I cannot highly I cannot recommend highly enough the Jackal
Speaker 5: that's the latest one, because we've been through jack how
Speaker 5: many how many others? If I recommended to you Black
Speaker 5: Doves was another one.
Speaker 3: That Black Doves slow Horses, Slow Horses, number one, number one,
Speaker 3: the Goat series, and then Shrinking if you want in
Speaker 3: a bit of comment, Yes, shrinking.
Speaker 5: I haven't finished yet, but I'm halfway through the second season.
Speaker 5: But it is just shrinking.
Speaker 1: Is that my crush? Jason Bateman? No, no, Jason?
Speaker 3: Is it Cigar?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh great, okay, fabulous? All right.
Speaker 5: Harrison Ford is fabulous in it?
Speaker 2: All right, So the Jackal next time we see each other,
Speaker 2: I will have watched that one hundred percent.
Speaker 5: Yes, Eddie Redmain, he's quite delicious in it, too.
Speaker 2: Thrilled to to say that Sarah Arbo from The Today
Speaker 2: Show has stuck around.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much, Sarah.
Speaker 3: We're going to see you pop up on sixty minutes
Speaker 3: again this year, Arba. Well you're not sure, no, I hope.
Speaker 5: So there are a couple of things cooking, but nothing
Speaker 5: in the immediate term. Yeah, there'll be one or two
Speaker 5: through the year.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you've got an exclusive with Raygun.
Speaker 5: I don't know there any exclusive left with her, anything
Speaker 5: left to on earth.
Speaker 1: Still I still love her so much. Yeah, I'm still obsessed.
Speaker 5: I think that there's a level of obsession from everyone.
Speaker 5: It's kind of everyone wants to know, and we all
Speaker 5: thought she was going to be in the jungle. She's not.
Speaker 1: The jung.
Speaker 5: Around the corner.
Speaker 1: Confidence is really extraordinary.
Speaker 5: We did get her to do the kangaroo on our show,
Speaker 5: so I'm pretty proud of that moment.
Speaker 2: Perfect Now whenever, I always give you a little Google
Speaker 2: every time you're coming on the show, just to see
Speaker 2: if there's something that's happening. And the first thing that
Speaker 2: ever comes up with you is your extreme privacy.
Speaker 1: Oh did you know that? That that is first and
Speaker 1: foremost the information that is out about you.
Speaker 5: It is funny, Yes, apparently I like to keep my
Speaker 5: life under wraps, and you know, to an extent I do.
Speaker 5: I don't think everyone needs to know you know what
Speaker 5: time I go to the toilet every day. It's just
Speaker 5: like they get enough of me. See, I'm going to
Speaker 5: have to that question of Sarah, let's get to know
Speaker 5: you a little bit better.
Speaker 1: I want to.
Speaker 2: I want to kick things off. It's been bothering me.
Speaker 2: Do you own an udi?
Speaker 5: What is that?
Speaker 2: You obviously don't like a wearable blanket and for me
Speaker 2: a sign of like if I put an woodie on,
Speaker 2: then I am in and I don't care about myself.
Speaker 5: I want one of those. If you go on, Chrissy,
Speaker 5: I will get you on.
Speaker 3: Yes, I've got an idea. You can get them with
Speaker 3: your AFL team on them. And Arbo's a big Collinwood gal.
Speaker 5: Yes, let's get a Magpie year. I came into it.
Speaker 2: That's easy done, that's to be done. Mine has the
Speaker 2: cast from Friends on it.
Speaker 5: I'll stop it. Don with that too.
Speaker 1: I've got an avocado one as well.
Speaker 2: All right, next, do you have a New Year's resolution
Speaker 2: for twenty twenty five?
Speaker 5: I hate them as well, Christy, like you do. However,
Speaker 5: I did promise myself that I would read more. Is
Speaker 5: that boring?
Speaker 1: No, that's also on mine.
Speaker 5: No, Jackie, I know, I know it's so boring. But like,
Speaker 5: I've got my iPad, my mini iPad, so I've just
Speaker 5: downloaded a whole bunch. I've actually downloaded three books and
Speaker 5: I've started one of them, so hopefully I finish all
Speaker 5: three by the end of the year. That's not too
Speaker 5: much to ask.
Speaker 1: No, that's good.
Speaker 3: That's it's good.
Speaker 5: It's achievable, and it.
Speaker 2: Still leaves plenty of time for her to go out
Speaker 2: for dinner and drinks with you.
Speaker 3: Just that and also I still want you to watch
Speaker 3: TV shows and source good TV shows for us.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, yes, all right, next time? Whose side
Speaker 2: are you on? These are the Blake Lively and Justin Bald.
Speaker 5: Wow, we had a proper breakdown of this on this
Speaker 5: show actually this week. There's so much we don't know, Chrissy,
Speaker 5: like we had our entertainment border in the US, who
Speaker 5: was going through all the ins and outs, like literally
Speaker 5: in so much detail that I've never heard before. And
Speaker 5: I think Blake might be in the right here.
Speaker 1: It's just actors behaving badly.
Speaker 5: Well, they just need to behave like the rest of us. Right,
Speaker 5: We're all so well behaved, show mate.
Speaker 2: I know we will not speak of it. Doesn't it
Speaker 2: remind you of when you know friends of yours get
Speaker 2: divorced and then they just completely descend into acrimony and
Speaker 2: you just want to go, guys, just pull yourselves together
Speaker 2: and be adults.
Speaker 5: Please stop being squabbling teenagers.
Speaker 2: Did you have any posters of anyone on your bedroom
Speaker 2: wall growing up? I can go first if you want to,
Speaker 2: you want to feel better about it.
Speaker 5: Oh, I almost think I was going to answer before
Speaker 5: you finish the question. Backstreet Boys Hansen especially Taylor.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're on a human No, no one liked to.
Speaker 5: He was so hot and then he went way off
Speaker 5: the rails with his weird views and stuff. But like
Speaker 5: he was just spunk back in the day.
Speaker 1: And fine, model.
Speaker 3: Google, who is this?
Speaker 5: We need to show Jackie a photo of him?
Speaker 1: What else did he do? Apart from getting doodle out
Speaker 1: in a pair of calvins? I can't even remember. An actor,
Speaker 1: wasn't he?
Speaker 5: I think he was an actor. I think it was
Speaker 5: like a music video. But yeah, apart from being a model,
Speaker 5: I know very little else about him.
Speaker 3: Alright, one last question, Swanny, what is.
Speaker 1: Your most used emoji? I like this.
Speaker 5: I actually think it's the face palm one.
Speaker 2: I out for sure, hang on, it's the first part
Speaker 2: or the eye roll. But do you find out by Sindy?
Speaker 3: So if you go to your emojis, it's the tom left.
Speaker 3: Mine's so boring. Mine's just the laughing face of mind.
Speaker 5: So is mine.
Speaker 3: We're so basic.
Speaker 2: And then the next one down is you know, the
Speaker 2: cute one with the hands out like.
Speaker 3: No, mind's the eggplant. Watch The Today Show weekdays from
Speaker 3: five point thirty on Channel nine. But we love you
Speaker 3: and we'll have you on a lot more this year.
Speaker 3: I promise, Yay, thank you.
Speaker 2: The Chrissy Swan Show. We are nearly out of here,
Speaker 2: but Richulie, Tim and Joel just chomping at the bit
Speaker 2: to talk to you.
Speaker 1: But first Chrissy's click Eight's mass Oh.
Speaker 3: We haven't spoken about him for a while.
Speaker 2: We haven't, but he has got a couple of songs
Speaker 2: out at the moment, that one with Lady Gaga and
Speaker 2: the one with Rose.
Speaker 1: Yes, we're playing them all the time, so we have
Speaker 1: to disappeared.
Speaker 2: I sort of thought he had disappeared, and then he's
Speaker 2: all over the place. He's poked fun at the rumors
Speaker 2: that were circling last year about his fifty million dollar
Speaker 2: gambling debt.
Speaker 3: I think I remember us discussing this at the end
Speaker 3: of last year, or maybe you and I spoke about
Speaker 3: it off air, because you said, what's happened to Bruno Mark? Yeah,
Speaker 3: and we googled and that came up.
Speaker 1: Fifty million dollars.
Speaker 2: Like I have anxiety because I got a parking ticket
Speaker 2: a few months ago and I still haven't paid it,
Speaker 2: and I know that it's mounting.
Speaker 1: It's probably three hundred and seventy dollars yew.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that'll creep up on you.
Speaker 1: And that I lose sleep over that.
Speaker 2: Can you imagine if I had a fifty million dollar
Speaker 2: gambling debt. I'm not saying he does.
Speaker 4: He was.
Speaker 1: He dropped a new single. We need to discuss the
Speaker 1: name of it. What is it? Fat juicy and wet.
Speaker 1: I don't think that. I don't think that's appropriate.
Speaker 3: Don't you?
Speaker 1: No, I don't Fat juicy and wet FJW.
Speaker 3: What do you think you could be talking about?
Speaker 1: Well, obviously it's an I fill it. Oh yeah, duh,
Speaker 1: because that's how you.
Speaker 3: Want them, fat juicy and wet.
Speaker 1: Anyway, it's a racy track, apparent would you rather.
Speaker 3: Fat juicy and Moist's what's worse?
Speaker 1: I think fat juicy and wet is pretty bad. Having
Speaker 1: said that, that's that is what you want for a steak,
Speaker 1: isn't it?
Speaker 2: Absolutely it's a racy track, and he posted a cheeky
Speaker 2: message on his social media which included a plead to
Speaker 2: his fans to keep streeming his music because he wants
Speaker 2: to be out of debt in no time.
Speaker 1: Okay fifty million dollars?
Speaker 4: Hey?
Speaker 2: Speaking of Bruno Mars, an event planner from New York,
Speaker 2: city called Morrissey Bloom sat down on a podcast so
Speaker 2: American and it's so New York City, isn't it New
Speaker 2: York City? Event planner wedding an event planner Russy blam Marssey.
Speaker 2: She sat down on an equally American podcast called The
Speaker 2: Him and Her Show, and she died by what Bruno
Speaker 2: mars chargers to appear and sing a couple of songs
Speaker 2: at your event.
Speaker 1: Here.
Speaker 8: I'll tell you a story because I didn't never sign
Speaker 8: an NDA and we were working with j Lo and
Speaker 8: a Rod before they broke up. And then we're going
Speaker 8: through a list of musicians and she goes, what about
Speaker 8: Bruno Morris I said, you just work with him and
Speaker 8: he's five Don't be ridiculous, I said, I'm telling you
Speaker 8: a million, five million. That's writer plus right at the night.
Speaker 8: You get forty five minutes, you get an hour, and
Speaker 8: you five.
Speaker 1: Million for forty five minutes.
Speaker 3: Absolutely not.
Speaker 1: So what is the O fifteen million piport? What's that?
Speaker 1: I'm not very good at maths, but.
Speaker 3: In the wrong studio for that. That's a lot of gigs.
Speaker 3: Though maybe maybe he does have a gambling debt and
Speaker 3: that's why he's charging.
Speaker 2: So much five million though, even for his friend Jayla,
Speaker 2: imagining they know each other.
Speaker 3: You think, is this the song?
Speaker 2: This is Fat, Fat, Juicy and cookie sold.
Speaker 4: Let Regulatedim and Joel are up next.
Speaker 3: Have a beautiful weekend. We are back with you live
Speaker 3: on Monday.
Speaker 1: I think I feel at stake. Please. The Christy Swan
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