WEBVTT - WHEN IN ROME. 0:00:00.240 --> 0:00:03.360 Right here on the Cooper and Matty Johns podcast. 0:00:03.880 --> 0:00:07.280 Right here, right now. 0:00:07.840 --> 0:00:10.100 And welcome to the Johns family podcast for another week. 0:00:10.160 --> 0:00:12.940 And may this be symbolic. 0:00:13.000 --> 0:00:13.400 Symbolic. 0:00:14.200 --> 0:00:15.320 Symbolic? I've got this. 0:00:15.720 --> 0:00:20.590 Symbolic of our standing in this family. Trish and I 0:00:20.610 --> 0:00:23.250 just basically towering above you both. 0:00:23.870 --> 0:00:26.290 Yeah, for those people who are listening in the car 0:00:26.410 --> 0:00:29.230 or if you're watching on YouTube, we are live in Rome. 0:00:29.800 --> 0:00:32.699 We're filming this in mum and dad's penthouse. 0:00:32.720 --> 0:00:33.620 They're on the balcony. 0:00:33.940 --> 0:00:36.140 We're overseeing a fountain of some sort. 0:00:36.220 --> 0:00:37.760 It's called the Piazza Navona. 0:00:37.800 --> 0:00:39.590 Otherwise known as the Fountain of Youth. That's why it 0:00:39.600 --> 0:00:40.150 looks so good. 0:00:41.250 --> 0:00:44.050 We should put Trish in it then. That's just a joke. 0:00:44.310 --> 0:00:45.280 We're sleeping it. 0:00:45.490 --> 0:00:47.210 What I will say, we're going to talk about some 0:00:47.229 --> 0:00:49.530 funny yarns that's happened so far on the trip. 0:00:49.590 --> 0:00:51.370 But has anyone noticed that. 0:00:51.310 --> 0:00:56.620 Trish is very much like, she's very Australian in the 0:00:56.630 --> 0:00:57.640 way she talks and everything. 0:00:57.950 --> 0:01:01.070 But since she's come over here, she's almost tripled her Italian-ness. 0:01:01.270 --> 0:01:05.430 You keep walking in and then she'll confess to them 0:01:05.450 --> 0:01:07.510 that she doesn't know Italian that well, then proceed to 0:01:07.550 --> 0:01:11.380 try and give them everything in Italian. 0:01:11.860 --> 0:01:13.280 Actually, Jack, you can't throw stones. 0:01:13.360 --> 0:01:15.260 Even this morning, me and Jack walked into a store 0:01:15.300 --> 0:01:19.160 before and the girl in there, Jack and Gemma had 0:01:19.180 --> 0:01:20.620 a go at me because like, oh, you're supposed to 0:01:20.660 --> 0:01:22.620 say like ciao or grazie and that. 0:01:22.980 --> 0:01:27.180 Be respectful of the culture. Yeah, but then... That's fine, 0:01:27.200 --> 0:01:27.800 I understand that. 0:01:27.920 --> 0:01:30.480 If they start with saying, you know, ciao or grazie 0:01:30.500 --> 0:01:31.060 or whatever it is. 0:01:32.040 --> 0:01:34.080 But we walked into a store and the girl goes, 0:01:34.360 --> 0:01:36.260 how are you guys going? And Jack went, ciao. 0:01:36.280 --> 0:01:38.560 And I said, Jack, if she starts off with an 0:01:38.600 --> 0:01:40.140 English saying, you don't need to come back with her 0:01:40.160 --> 0:01:40.780 with a battalion. 0:01:42.110 --> 0:01:43.410 I think it's respectful. 0:01:44.080 --> 0:01:46.730 I think it's respectful of the grazie and then they 0:01:46.750 --> 0:01:47.570 come back with prego. 0:01:47.590 --> 0:01:52.190 And I think it's respectful. You're welcome. That's the importo sauce. 0:01:53.190 --> 0:01:53.870 That's the sauce. 0:01:54.520 --> 0:01:56.160 Yeah, that's what he said. That's what I just said. 0:01:56.180 --> 0:01:59.360 I don't think he said that he'll put a store. No, no, no, 0:01:59.380 --> 0:02:00.279 he'll put a source. 0:02:01.660 --> 0:02:05.050 Dad, I'm glad that you interrupted then because I put 0:02:05.070 --> 0:02:08.109 up a video of you. Your mum went business class, 0:02:08.410 --> 0:02:10.470 which is fine because you guys are at an age where. 0:02:10.490 --> 0:02:11.570 I didn't even know you could get it right. 0:02:12.270 --> 0:02:12.769 You went there. 0:02:12.889 --> 0:02:17.110 But a lot of feedback from our listeners, especially after 0:02:17.930 --> 0:02:20.310 the last few weeks of episodes we had where you're 0:02:20.330 --> 0:02:23.780 very much talking about The Hunter region, how working class 0:02:24.139 --> 0:02:27.120 the tough people of Newcastle are, yet people think you've 0:02:27.139 --> 0:02:28.640 started to lose touch with the common man. 0:02:28.700 --> 0:02:31.019 Yeah, I lost touch with the common man about 10 0:02:31.020 --> 0:02:34.320 years ago to the day. We were walking down. I 0:02:34.340 --> 0:02:34.940 know what you put on. 0:02:34.980 --> 0:02:37.900 You put on a reel trying to make me look bad, 0:02:38.040 --> 0:02:42.160 filming me, and it was business class that way, economy there, 0:02:42.180 --> 0:02:44.560 and I went legends that way, journeyman that way, and I. 0:02:44.520 --> 0:02:45.459 Believe I'm being mocked. 0:02:46.139 --> 0:02:48.940 I only played for two clubs. I would hardly say 0:02:48.960 --> 0:02:49.959 that that makes me a journeyman. 0:02:50.310 --> 0:02:54.010 Yeah, well, 10 games, two clubs, pretty sure that's classed 0:02:54.050 --> 0:02:54.490 as a journeyman. 0:02:54.510 --> 0:02:56.370 There was a country rugby league team this year that 0:02:56.450 --> 0:02:59.730 offered you the chance to be classified as a journeyman, 0:03:00.730 --> 0:03:02.010 to go and play in the country this year. 0:03:02.190 --> 0:03:02.450 Yeah. 0:03:02.910 --> 0:03:04.870 They were going to pay me a cow a game. Yeah. 0:03:05.290 --> 0:03:05.790 That's right. 0:03:05.870 --> 0:03:09.910 Cow a game. An Angus beef cow a game. And 0:03:09.950 --> 0:03:11.830 then I was going to store it there at the 0:03:11.870 --> 0:03:14.650 guy's farm, the owner's farm. And then whenever I needed meat, 0:03:15.110 --> 0:03:16.950 he would send it up. Not the whole cow, but 0:03:16.970 --> 0:03:19.130 he would obviously carve it up and stuff for me. 0:03:19.150 --> 0:03:20.130 Couldn't put it in the backyard. 0:03:21.220 --> 0:03:23.140 Was the cow a game? A cow, a game. That 0:03:23.160 --> 0:03:25.400 would have been a pretty good little investment there for you. Well, 0:03:25.460 --> 0:03:26.940 I think meat's not doing good at the moment. 0:03:27.550 --> 0:03:29.950 Really? Yeah. Chris started a dairy farm. 0:03:30.950 --> 0:03:35.310 A dairy farm? Nah, I don't really drink milk. Do 0:03:35.330 --> 0:03:36.590 you know what was interesting as well? 0:03:37.850 --> 0:03:40.740 Those people that have listened to this family podcast for 0:03:40.760 --> 0:03:43.660 a long time, they know a great friend of the family, 0:03:43.780 --> 0:03:47.520 Brandon Smith, um, He's basically a part of this family. 0:03:47.920 --> 0:03:49.860 Well, what are the chances when. 0:03:49.740 --> 0:03:52.340 We get to our layover in Singapore and we get 0:03:52.380 --> 0:03:54.760 to the gate, there he is and we're all on 0:03:54.780 --> 0:03:55.880 the same flight to Rome. 0:03:55.990 --> 0:03:58.250 In all his glory. I know. What about it? 0:03:58.250 --> 0:03:59.690 I know. Incredible. 0:04:00.110 --> 0:04:02.190 I didn't know he was there because we're in a business, 0:04:02.250 --> 0:04:05.350 but when we arrived after the layover, it was great. 0:04:05.150 --> 0:04:05.520 To see him. 0:04:05.870 --> 0:04:06.110 Yeah. 0:04:06.330 --> 0:04:07.150 It was good to see him. 0:04:07.190 --> 0:04:10.430 I sort of thought you guys must have planned it, coerced. 0:04:10.610 --> 0:04:12.970 Well, all the South Sydney boys are over here. Obviously, 0:04:12.990 --> 0:04:18.150 Jairo's getting married in Sicily. which is quite well documented. 0:04:18.190 --> 0:04:19.510 But they're all over at the moment. 0:04:20.130 --> 0:04:22.409 And also for people listening too, if you hear an 0:04:22.810 --> 0:04:25.370 ambulance or a police siren go past or a fountain 0:04:25.390 --> 0:04:28.089 for this entire podcast, it's because we are right. 0:04:27.930 --> 0:04:31.600 Next to a fountain. And on like basically one of 0:04:31.620 --> 0:04:34.940 the most touristy areas in Rome. 0:04:35.140 --> 0:04:35.520 Correct? 0:04:35.680 --> 0:04:36.000 Yeah. 0:04:36.500 --> 0:04:38.479 I said that at the start. That's okay. 0:04:38.540 --> 0:04:41.220 Always good to reiterate. Remind the punters where we are. 0:04:41.420 --> 0:04:42.419 You know what I find weird about the. 0:04:44.310 --> 0:04:48.580 Italian, I suppose it's the Italian men. What, they're well groomed? 0:04:48.839 --> 0:04:53.600 Well groomed, but I think they're also like very nonchalant. 0:04:54.240 --> 0:04:56.820 Like they're very rat's ass, so to speak. Yeah. 0:04:56.920 --> 0:04:59.270 Do you remember when we, so Trish booked a driver 0:04:59.450 --> 0:05:00.990 from the airport to pick us up and. 0:05:00.950 --> 0:05:01.510 Bring us here. 0:05:02.510 --> 0:05:05.650 And naturally when you get to the airport, um and 0:05:05.670 --> 0:05:07.670 you book someone you see they're holding the signs and 0:05:07.730 --> 0:05:10.150 they're holding the sign of the name of the people 0:05:10.170 --> 0:05:11.690 they're supposed to be picking up like we would assume 0:05:11.710 --> 0:05:14.630 to go in and it'd say john's when we walked 0:05:14.710 --> 0:05:18.330 in there was no john's anywhere trish rang him the 0:05:18.380 --> 0:05:20.720 guy had written i don't know if you noticed this 0:05:20.960 --> 0:05:24.040 the guy had written his own name on the on 0:05:24.080 --> 0:05:25.940 the thing as though we were supposed to know his 0:05:25.960 --> 0:05:27.969 name did you see that No. 0:05:28.210 --> 0:05:30.310 Yeah, so his cardboard thing, because when he walked. 0:05:30.190 --> 0:05:32.910 Over and you met him on the phone and you 0:05:32.930 --> 0:05:35.290 went over to see him, he had his own name 0:05:35.330 --> 0:05:35.830 written on it. 0:05:37.270 --> 0:05:38.930 It might have been on the back, because on the 0:05:38.970 --> 0:05:40.310 front it had Patricia Johns. 0:05:40.450 --> 0:05:40.810 It did? 0:05:41.000 --> 0:05:41.240 Yeah. 0:05:41.480 --> 0:05:41.860 Oh, right. 0:05:41.880 --> 0:05:43.800 Well, it wasn't there. But I'm pretty. 0:05:43.600 --> 0:05:45.060 Sure he was talking to someone who didn't have his 0:05:45.100 --> 0:05:47.080 sign up at the time. 0:05:47.160 --> 0:05:49.080 Try not to hit your mic, Trish, because what happens 0:05:49.140 --> 0:05:51.560 is if you hit it, then what happens is it bumps. 0:05:51.600 --> 0:05:51.840 Sorry. 0:05:53.000 --> 0:05:53.900 Don't get too aggressive. 0:05:53.920 --> 0:05:55.560 I must have sirens and everything. I don't think it 0:05:55.580 --> 0:05:57.630 would make a matter. But what is the matter, Trish, 0:05:57.930 --> 0:05:59.950 with you guys, the Italians, last night? 0:06:00.130 --> 0:06:00.570 Oh, the sirens. 0:06:00.650 --> 0:06:03.750 Last night there must have been a hundred homicides or 0:06:03.770 --> 0:06:05.430 they were just turning the sirens on. 0:06:05.830 --> 0:06:06.510 For no reason. 0:06:06.650 --> 0:06:08.010 No, because they're like. 0:06:08.029 --> 0:06:10.270 Be better. It's all protection. Be better. 0:06:10.950 --> 0:06:14.390 Like, you know, if someone of note is around, they 0:06:14.430 --> 0:06:16.990 love to, like, just put on the sirens and. 0:06:17.210 --> 0:06:17.630 Do you reckon? 0:06:17.790 --> 0:06:18.210 Yeah, no. 0:06:18.930 --> 0:06:23.490 I reckon it's just, there's definitely nothing going on. I 0:06:23.510 --> 0:06:25.250 think they're just abusing the power because they get through 0:06:25.270 --> 0:06:25.700 the traffic. 0:06:25.779 --> 0:06:28.920 True, that as well. But honestly, so many sirens. 0:06:29.320 --> 0:06:30.260 Are there any rules? 0:06:30.540 --> 0:06:31.440 And they're whinging sirens. 0:06:31.460 --> 0:06:33.780 Are there any rules on the roads here? No, are 0:06:33.820 --> 0:06:34.380 there any? 0:06:34.460 --> 0:06:39.760 Honestly, it's almost third world, the way the road rules are. 0:06:40.020 --> 0:06:43.760 Because I've seen that many close accidents already. And in 0:06:43.779 --> 0:06:46.380 the middle of the street, so these tiny streets, and 0:06:46.440 --> 0:06:50.110 I've seen some taxi drivers with incredible balls. I mean, 0:06:50.490 --> 0:06:53.850 there's people maybe 10 meters away from them, and all 0:06:53.890 --> 0:06:54.630 the cars are electric. 0:06:54.650 --> 0:06:55.270 Have you noticed that? 0:06:55.710 --> 0:06:55.909 No. 0:06:56.070 --> 0:06:59.190 Because there's no sound. If you're walking, you can't tell. 0:06:59.589 --> 0:07:01.849 I've seen some taxi drivers, honestly, going 20 k's an 0:07:01.870 --> 0:07:04.460 hour down these little streets. How they haven't hit someone 0:07:04.500 --> 0:07:05.940 yet is unbelievable. 0:07:05.960 --> 0:07:09.980 And what about those guys on those scooters too? They're flying. 0:07:10.020 --> 0:07:12.180 Yeah, there's like lime scooters everywhere. 0:07:12.220 --> 0:07:14.770 So I find that bizarre about Italians, like electric cars. 0:07:15.290 --> 0:07:18.550 So they're corrupt. They love to rip you off. 0:07:19.090 --> 0:07:21.990 Same time, God, they care about the environment, which is 0:07:22.030 --> 0:07:22.880 really so important. 0:07:22.890 --> 0:07:24.820 Do you not disrespect my people? 0:07:26.680 --> 0:07:28.550 I must say, I haven't been out and about since 0:07:28.670 --> 0:07:29.500 I got here. 0:07:29.560 --> 0:07:30.750 How messy is your shirt? 0:07:30.890 --> 0:07:31.730 Oh, he's ridiculous. 0:07:31.750 --> 0:07:33.670 Actually, all I've done since I've got here, I sort 0:07:33.690 --> 0:07:35.050 of ventured out for a little bit, but I've just 0:07:35.070 --> 0:07:38.380 sat here in my pyjamas. Overlooking, I feel like Julius Caesar, 0:07:38.640 --> 0:07:42.240 overlooking our people over here. 0:07:42.340 --> 0:07:46.560 Drinking, listening to John Farnham. I haven't heard any John Farnham. 0:07:46.580 --> 0:07:48.680 Yeah, he played just before. Yeah, Dan was playing it 0:07:48.700 --> 0:07:50.460 off his phone. Do you know what I find? 0:07:50.950 --> 0:07:54.470 Because I said how Trish has come here and she's 0:07:54.490 --> 0:07:55.270 turned more Italian. 0:07:55.730 --> 0:08:00.560 Dad, you're almost polar opposites. you've really wanted to. 0:08:00.560 --> 0:08:04.040 Stick to your Australian roots. We went out for lunch. 0:08:04.580 --> 0:08:07.870 We all got pastas naturally. Dad got a chicken schnitzel 0:08:08.410 --> 0:08:11.030 and it was that rubbery. And a side salad and chips. 0:08:11.090 --> 0:08:13.410 It was disgraceful. It was the worst I've ever had. 0:08:13.570 --> 0:08:15.810 And then we went out for dinner later that night 0:08:16.190 --> 0:08:19.670 and Dad tried to order the hot dog and the waiter, 0:08:19.810 --> 0:08:21.250 he goes, I'm going to get the hot dog, which 0:08:21.360 --> 0:08:22.900 they shouldn't have even had it on the menu in 0:08:22.920 --> 0:08:25.000 the first place. Can I explain it to people? I 0:08:25.040 --> 0:08:28.140 watched the whole thing almost in slow motion. I saw 0:08:28.180 --> 0:08:31.520 you put your finger down the list of menu items. 0:08:31.640 --> 0:08:34.800 And as you got to the bottom, you go hot dog. 0:08:34.900 --> 0:08:37.140 And I reckon the waiter sat there, looked at you 0:08:37.520 --> 0:08:41.179 for like, it felt like 10 seconds until you sort 0:08:41.200 --> 0:08:42.420 of realized what was going on. 0:08:42.480 --> 0:08:45.310 And then you went, I'm guessing maybe I shouldn't get that. 0:08:45.390 --> 0:08:46.510 And he just nodded his head. 0:08:46.570 --> 0:08:48.910 He was my man. When I turned up, I like Romanians. 0:08:48.950 --> 0:08:52.490 He was Romanian. He was working. We bonded over George Hadgie. 0:08:52.500 --> 0:08:55.890 It means nothing to you guys because they're uncultured. 0:08:56.309 --> 0:08:58.550 And we sat there. I said to him, oh, mate, 0:08:58.570 --> 0:08:59.370 I'll get the hot dog. 0:08:59.470 --> 0:09:02.459 And literally he paused and looked at me and just go, 0:09:02.679 --> 0:09:03.500 I wouldn't do that. 0:09:03.880 --> 0:09:06.980 I'm like, okay, I'll go. And good to see our 0:09:07.040 --> 0:09:07.840 cousin Simon. 0:09:08.040 --> 0:09:08.720 Cousin Simon. 0:09:08.820 --> 0:09:12.100 Our cousin Simon, who the only thing Simon loves more 0:09:12.120 --> 0:09:13.300 than his partner is money. 0:09:13.320 --> 0:09:14.200 He does, yeah. 0:09:14.520 --> 0:09:15.160 Absolutely. 0:09:15.440 --> 0:09:19.990 Yeah, he's a banker in Hong Kong. And I love Simon. 0:09:20.210 --> 0:09:23.090 And the main thing I love more about him is 0:09:23.190 --> 0:09:25.410 every time I see him, He just tells us about 0:09:25.450 --> 0:09:27.190 how good the Hong Kong tax rates are. 0:09:27.210 --> 0:09:27.650 The tax rates. 0:09:28.410 --> 0:09:31.050 All he wants to talk about. Roads, rubbish, and hospitals, okay? 0:09:31.090 --> 0:09:34.569 Look after your people, Simon. By the way, lose some weight. Okay, 0:09:34.630 --> 0:09:36.530 no one have the guts to say it. I'm telling 0:09:36.550 --> 0:09:39.910 you now, mate. You look disgraceful. You don't look healthy. 0:09:40.170 --> 0:09:42.110 You work in a high-stress industry. 0:09:42.429 --> 0:09:45.010 Look after yourself. Well, someone's going to say it. I've 0:09:45.030 --> 0:09:47.290 been talking about it behind his back. I'm the brave one. 0:09:47.570 --> 0:09:47.890 Well done. 0:09:47.910 --> 0:09:51.270 Do you know, when me and Jack went to Japan 0:09:51.309 --> 0:09:54.530 last year, Something that interests me when I go overseas 0:09:54.600 --> 0:09:57.660 is having a look at the Macca's menu because in Japan, 0:09:57.679 --> 0:10:00.800 they had a teriyaki chicken burger And they also had 0:10:00.840 --> 0:10:03.100 like a shrimp burger, which was really good. 0:10:03.580 --> 0:10:05.359 But surprisingly, I went and had a look at the 0:10:05.380 --> 0:10:06.200 Macca's menu here. 0:10:06.620 --> 0:10:09.920 There's no like bolognese or spaghetti burger or anything like that. 0:10:09.970 --> 0:10:13.050 There's nothing that is culturally assimilated to Macca. 0:10:13.070 --> 0:10:16.050 Well, today, because obviously you get your jet lag, so 0:10:16.070 --> 0:10:17.350 you're up 6 a.m. 0:10:17.450 --> 0:10:19.929 We were like skyrocketing. So me and Gem went for 0:10:19.950 --> 0:10:22.330 a walk and cause everywhere here, like so in Italy, 0:10:23.270 --> 0:10:27.730 nothing really opens till like 10.30. Like even like most cafes, there's. 0:10:27.550 --> 0:10:29.570 A couple open early, but like- We struggled to get 0:10:29.610 --> 0:10:30.550 a coffee at 7 a.m. 0:10:30.590 --> 0:10:31.189 Lazy people. 0:10:31.290 --> 0:10:31.490 Yeah. 0:10:31.750 --> 0:10:34.189 And basically, so me and Gem wanted some breakfast. So 0:10:34.210 --> 0:10:35.950 then we ended up going to Macca's to get breakfast. 0:10:36.600 --> 0:10:38.510 The breakfast items were unreal. 0:10:38.800 --> 0:10:42.839 Hash browns? I'm talking scrambled eggs, bacon, toast. Like it 0:10:42.860 --> 0:10:43.920 was like a proper breakfast. 0:10:43.980 --> 0:10:44.300 Really? 0:10:44.340 --> 0:10:46.280 Yeah, it was really good. So they had the hash browns? 0:10:46.460 --> 0:10:48.000 They had hash browns, yeah. Did you have it? 0:10:48.260 --> 0:10:48.840 Yeah, yeah. 0:10:49.750 --> 0:10:53.150 We had breakfast this morning. Honestly, it was very average breakfast. 0:10:53.370 --> 0:10:56.510 Only cost us 65 euro too. And the bloke was asking. 0:10:56.290 --> 0:10:58.830 For a tip. I said, mate, not here. 0:10:58.850 --> 0:11:01.010 Not on this card. See, I found it all right. 0:11:01.530 --> 0:11:03.360 I haven't found it. Some of the places I've gone 0:11:03.380 --> 0:11:05.880 for food, food-wise, I feel like it hasn't been too bad. 0:11:05.940 --> 0:11:08.740 When you go to an Italian restaurant in Australia, I 0:11:08.760 --> 0:11:12.069 feel like the pasta and stuff, It's quite expensive. Like 0:11:12.390 --> 0:11:16.270 you might go to somewhere and the pasta's. 0:11:14.830 --> 0:11:15.370 $ 36, $ 40. 0:11:15.190 --> 0:11:17.910 Here, I suppose, cause pasta to them is like rice. 0:11:18.330 --> 0:11:20.490 Like it's so easy for them. It's like eight or 0:11:20.530 --> 0:11:22.750 nine Euro, which I suppose trades out about 20 bucks. 0:11:22.950 --> 0:11:24.230 Well, I don't know, eight or nine. 0:11:24.250 --> 0:11:26.089 So it's less than double. So I've been doing the, I've. 0:11:26.030 --> 0:11:27.430 Been really wired in. 0:11:27.590 --> 0:11:28.910 Yeah, Jack fixates on shit. 0:11:29.010 --> 0:11:29.650 On shit like that. 0:11:29.690 --> 0:11:31.510 Cause you want to know exactly how much things are costing. 0:11:31.910 --> 0:11:32.910 So it's less than double. 0:11:32.929 --> 0:11:36.240 It's probably like 75% of what it is in Euro. 0:11:36.250 --> 0:11:38.080 So it's not even double. So it's been pretty good. 0:11:38.240 --> 0:11:38.530 I reckon. 0:11:39.050 --> 0:11:41.110 You've just got to be careful. It's a little tip. 0:11:41.990 --> 0:11:44.050 You have to be careful where you go. We went 0:11:44.070 --> 0:11:49.080 to a place today. You chose it. Trish, when we 0:11:49.120 --> 0:11:51.580 sat down, I gave you the option. I said, I'd 0:11:51.600 --> 0:11:53.319 be more than happy to move on. You said, no, 0:11:53.679 --> 0:11:54.080 I'm happy. 0:11:54.240 --> 0:11:55.180 Yeah, because it looked cheap. 0:11:55.340 --> 0:11:56.740 No, I think she was talking about the marriage. 0:11:56.900 --> 0:11:58.100 Yeah, it was. Absolutely. 0:11:58.160 --> 0:12:00.239 I've been thinking the same thing. We know all those 0:12:00.260 --> 0:12:05.600 hot Italian babes. Sorry, that's a joke. 0:12:05.620 --> 0:12:07.580 What about all the priests? 0:12:07.640 --> 0:12:08.300 Sorry, all the priests? 0:12:08.360 --> 0:12:08.560 Yeah. 0:12:08.940 --> 0:12:11.540 Trish, that's not... Okay. 0:12:11.620 --> 0:12:12.530 No, the calendars. 0:12:12.590 --> 0:12:14.290 The calendars of the hot priests everywhere. 0:12:15.070 --> 0:12:17.630 Yeah. Yeah, haven't you seen them? Well, there is. If 0:12:17.670 --> 0:12:19.270 you walk in the streets here in Rome, it's the 0:12:19.290 --> 0:12:20.210 first time I've ever seen them. 0:12:20.230 --> 0:12:22.950 Honestly, at 9am this morning, you saw all the priests, honestly, 0:12:22.970 --> 0:12:25.220 with their backpacks on, like they're ready to go to school. 0:12:25.280 --> 0:12:28.069 They are, off to... When you say calendar of hot priests, 0:12:28.090 --> 0:12:30.420 are you saying like January to December? Yes. 0:12:30.580 --> 0:12:31.760 And they're hot priests. 0:12:31.820 --> 0:12:33.540 I don't think they're actually really priests, but I sent 0:12:33.559 --> 0:12:38.910 them through to my girlfriends in Australia with the. 0:12:39.010 --> 0:12:41.929 Instruction that you should really get into religion. 0:12:42.290 --> 0:12:45.050 Well, is there, what's the go, is it like a 0:12:45.100 --> 0:12:46.040 priest college over here? 0:12:46.240 --> 0:12:46.710 Yeah, it is. 0:12:46.780 --> 0:12:48.900 It's called the Vatican City. Well, the Vatican City, this 0:12:48.940 --> 0:12:50.839 is where a lot of them come. What, is Vatican 0:12:50.860 --> 0:12:51.520 City in Rome? 0:12:51.740 --> 0:12:53.960 Yeah, that's where I started to hear you come this afternoon. 0:12:53.980 --> 0:12:55.960 Literally 20 minutes, like, north of us right now. 0:12:55.980 --> 0:12:58.959 Okay, people, idiot of the year, we've got a new contender. Oh, no. 0:12:59.100 --> 0:12:59.660 I cannot. 0:12:59.920 --> 0:13:00.599 Are you joking, Cooper? 0:13:00.620 --> 0:13:01.220 I cannot believe that. 0:13:01.700 --> 0:13:03.500 Isn't Vatican City the smallest country in the world? 0:13:03.520 --> 0:13:03.590 Yes. 0:13:03.620 --> 0:13:03.929 Yeah, it is. 0:13:04.690 --> 0:13:07.710 To get into Vatican City, is that a separate country? 0:13:07.790 --> 0:13:08.490 It's autonomous. 0:13:08.710 --> 0:13:10.550 It's an autonomous zone. But can you just walk in there? 0:13:10.670 --> 0:13:12.429 Like you don't need a passport? You can do tours 0:13:12.490 --> 0:13:13.530 as a tourist. Yes. 0:13:13.670 --> 0:13:15.270 But I just can't stroll in and say hi. 0:13:15.750 --> 0:13:17.390 Oh, I see. But that's what I'm saying. Because it's 0:13:17.429 --> 0:13:19.329 a whole new country, is it governed by different people? 0:13:19.350 --> 0:13:19.890 Like you need a. 0:13:19.890 --> 0:13:20.510 Passport to get there? 0:13:20.530 --> 0:13:20.660 No, no. 0:13:20.670 --> 0:13:22.460 You're saying is there an Italian embassy inside of the 0:13:22.480 --> 0:13:24.960 Vatican City? No, I'm saying like, because you can't just 0:13:24.980 --> 0:13:26.719 like cross the border into another country. 0:13:26.740 --> 0:13:27.880 Yes, you can walk into there. 0:13:28.320 --> 0:13:30.260 And you don't need a passport. When it's open and 0:13:30.280 --> 0:13:30.760 when you pay. 0:13:30.840 --> 0:13:33.119 Essentially, it's the same as the ACT in Australia. And 0:13:33.160 --> 0:13:35.360 he's like, everybody in there, like, is that where all 0:13:35.380 --> 0:13:36.160 the priests train? 0:13:36.840 --> 0:13:38.600 Yeah, they do. They train them up here. Last time 0:13:38.620 --> 0:13:40.420 we were here, I ended up getting on a drink 0:13:40.480 --> 0:13:46.410 with some Scottish priests. It's with the karaoke place. 0:13:46.429 --> 0:13:47.150 They're not supposed to drink. 0:13:47.170 --> 0:13:47.910 Scholars, we were like. 0:13:48.230 --> 0:13:48.850 Are they sober? 0:13:49.070 --> 0:13:51.590 Priests. Priests don't drink. Priests can drink. 0:13:52.070 --> 0:13:53.820 God have Christ up. I think they can only have 0:13:53.840 --> 0:13:56.020 a red, can't they? Which is basically during a ceremony. 0:13:56.040 --> 0:13:58.180 No, no. Priests can drink. They get on the sauce. 0:13:58.260 --> 0:13:58.600 It's fine. 0:13:58.620 --> 0:13:58.760 Really? 0:13:59.220 --> 0:13:59.560 Really. 0:13:59.990 --> 0:14:02.750 Absolutely. There is no drama in the world. Google it. 0:14:02.850 --> 0:14:04.170 But they're not allowed to get married. 0:14:04.600 --> 0:14:05.719 That's right. No, they're not allowed to get married. 0:14:05.740 --> 0:14:06.260 So where does that. 0:14:06.440 --> 0:14:09.339 There are certain unique ones, right, in some of the 0:14:09.360 --> 0:14:10.890 churches in America. I think some of them can. 0:14:11.120 --> 0:14:11.699 Do you know why? 0:14:11.720 --> 0:14:12.780 Or a deacon? Is it deacon? 0:14:12.800 --> 0:14:14.420 Yeah, it's a deacon. 0:14:14.440 --> 0:14:17.400 The Roman Catholics do it for the Vatican. Now, do 0:14:17.440 --> 0:14:19.200 you know why they're not allowed to get married? 0:14:19.400 --> 0:14:19.620 Why? 0:14:19.640 --> 0:14:22.100 It's cynical. Some people say it's to do with the 0:14:22.160 --> 0:14:23.250 Lord and purification. 0:14:23.540 --> 0:14:25.770 They say what it is is they don't want the 0:14:25.830 --> 0:14:28.430 priest to get married and then if they get divorced. 0:14:28.510 --> 0:14:31.990 The wife can take half. takes off the church oh 0:14:32.130 --> 0:14:33.610 that's what they say that's the. 0:14:33.530 --> 0:14:38.830 Silly are we sure about that yes but uh but 0:14:38.990 --> 0:14:41.150 it was great sitting on the street we're having a 0:14:41.310 --> 0:14:43.610 beer on the street at scholars isn't it funny where 0:14:43.630 --> 0:14:46.290 we go to an irish pub yeah and they're all. 0:14:46.230 --> 0:14:48.870 Walking past the nuns and the priests and you know 0:14:48.890 --> 0:14:51.410 and the monks and you're going hey brother hey sister 0:14:51.460 --> 0:14:53.680 how you doing and they Very nice. 0:14:53.720 --> 0:14:55.600 Yeah, one of them had air pods in, which I 0:14:55.640 --> 0:14:57.470 thought was weird. I suppose just because. 0:14:57.490 --> 0:14:58.470 What are you thinking? 0:14:58.490 --> 0:15:00.510