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Speaker 1: Good morning Melbourne.

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Speaker 2: Men, Jason Lauren, start your morning the right away.

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Speaker 3: Be great.

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Speaker 4: This is Jason Lauren.

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Speaker 3: You're one hundred.

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Speaker 1: Well, good morning morning Jays. How are you brothering?

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Speaker 3: Excellent morning Melbourne.

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Speaker 1: My goodness did your house survive the win last night?

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Speaker 1: Because honestly, I thought my roof was going to blow off.

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Speaker 3: I didn't notice the wind. We were weird other dramas

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Speaker 3: last night.

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Speaker 1: It might have been my sub What happened?

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Speaker 4: He up?

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Speaker 3: How is this right? I was up last night with

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Speaker 3: kids not sleeping.

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Speaker 1: Maybe they were awake because of the wind.

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Speaker 3: No, I forbid you for having children. Okay, children don't

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Speaker 3: don't do it yourself?

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Speaker 1: So why what's happened?

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Speaker 5: You know?

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Speaker 1: My my best friend changed the clocks in his house

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Speaker 1: last night and set them back to make it seem later.

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Speaker 1: So all these kids went to bed earlier because he

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Speaker 1: couldn't handle him anything.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what.

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Speaker 1: At six o'clock he made the clock seven thirty. Bedtime, bedtime, guys,

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Speaker 1: they just off, They trotted.

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Speaker 3: I like that.

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Speaker 1: You sent me a picture at six twenty and was like,

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Speaker 1: wish n't successful?

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Speaker 3: That's great? Was his partner outside holding up like black

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Speaker 3: curtains to the windows. The sun had gone down, slowly

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Speaker 3: lifting the curtains. Something's up, the sun's going down.

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Speaker 1: It's easier in winter, isn't it dark? So early?

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Speaker 3: Hous this right? I was up all night with the kids,

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Speaker 3: and then at like maybe two thirty this morning, I

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Speaker 3: threw my toys and headed to the spare bedroom to

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Speaker 3: try and get some sleep. I pulled back the dinner

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Speaker 3: and I got into bed. One of the kids must

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Speaker 3: have got in there yesterday with sand in this shoe.

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Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no, no, sand sand in the

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Speaker 1: bed and crumbs in the bed, forget about it.

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Speaker 3: That really sent me. And then I was like, you.

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Speaker 1: Would have been a very happy dad last night, and

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Speaker 1: such a good mood.

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Speaker 4: No.

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Speaker 3: I was hanging by thread, hanging by thread. And then

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Speaker 3: I pull up at work this morning and in the

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Speaker 3: car park next to me is Nandos, our video guy, his.

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Speaker 1: Moon boots still not yet fell in pothole, come over

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Speaker 1: with the microphone pothole and broke his toe.

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Speaker 3: Nando and I trying to you know, bond when heading

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Speaker 3: up the lift, right, and I'm telling him about what

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Speaker 3: I've gone through, and you know how I'm running on

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Speaker 3: no sleep and you know all that sort of thing.

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Speaker 3: And then he looks at me. Yeah, and I said,

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Speaker 3: how was your night? This one over here? These microphones

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Speaker 3: are screwed, And what did you tell me?

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Speaker 4: I told you that my daughter last night slept for

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Speaker 4: the first time through the night in six months.

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Speaker 1: Hallelujah. Brother, you celebrate. You don't let him bring you

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Speaker 1: down sharing my victory. Don't look him in the eyes. Nandos,

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Speaker 1: look at me. Congratulations. I appreciate that out of her. Yes,

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Speaker 1: my husband slept through last night from his jet lag.

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Speaker 1: For the first time. We had a right sleep in

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Speaker 1: our house.

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Speaker 3: I want to snap both of you.

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Speaker 1: What happened to you?

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Speaker 3: Shut up?

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Speaker 1: How many? How many times to get up? Did you

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Speaker 1: even go down?

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Speaker 3: Honestly? I got We're in the lift. He's like, yeah,

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Speaker 3: tough light man to slip through the night cable breakdown.

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Speaker 1: You know what. You can't be that guy that brings

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Speaker 1: other people down when they're up.

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Speaker 3: But I do it so well.

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Speaker 1: It's really irritating. But don't worry. Nundas, I gotcha sleeping, sleeping.

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Speaker 3: Buddy, congratulations, not having a life. Thank you well. I

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Speaker 3: forbid him from having a second job.

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Speaker 1: You are not the boss of us. The left We'll

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Speaker 1: do as we please, won't we nuns?

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Speaker 3: Yes? Anyway, Well, I'm.

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Speaker 1: Just glad we survived because, quite honestly, last night I

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Speaker 1: thought my house was going to lift up and blow away.

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Speaker 1: And as I drove to work this morning, all the

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Speaker 1: bins had been blown over and there was staff all

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Speaker 1: over the road, like big, big skip bins in the

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Speaker 1: in the bed. Get over it, bros, give it a shake.

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Speaker 1: What are they doing beach in winter?

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Speaker 3: Hey, we're gonna be catching up with Clint this morning.

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Speaker 3: He is over in Patty. Hopefully he hasn't got his

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Speaker 3: microphone stolen from him. Everyone else is getting everything else

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Speaker 3: blogged over there.

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Speaker 1: The Parisian police look like they're over it or they're

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Speaker 1: just like, this is a long three weeks guys.

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Speaker 3: Is it true the Australian BMX team had their bikes taken?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the gold medalist I think his car got broken into.

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Speaker 1: You saw the police. They're dusting for fingerprints. They're funny,

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Speaker 1: not funny. But the thing is like now with social media,

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Speaker 1: when you know the French are probably trying to bury

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Speaker 1: it and not make a big deal of it, and

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Speaker 1: everyone's like, oh look at this got me car broken

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Speaker 1: into and all my stuff's gone. It's all over the internet.

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Speaker 3: Where do we sit on adult men on BMX bikes?

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Speaker 1: If you're winning a gold medal, acceptable, anything else probably unacceptable?

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Speaker 3: Right, Okay, you need the metal. Hey, let's get into it.

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Speaker 3: This is Saprinda Carpenter. Please please put this song. I'm

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Speaker 3: obsessed with her at the moment.

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Speaker 1: It is Oh, welcome to the party. A year late.

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Speaker 3: She's going to send me this morning. I just know it.

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Speaker 3: Good morning Melbourne to bring a carpenter. This is number

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Speaker 3: one hundred. You're on the air with Jas and Lauren.

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Speaker 3: We're doing it thanks to our mates.

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Speaker 1: It's not Melbourne's fault. You're in a bad mood.

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Speaker 3: I'm not a bad mood.

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Speaker 1: Poor, honestly, lighter, Come.

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Speaker 3: On bro in morning, jous Side.

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Speaker 1: It's a beautiful thirteen degrees. Where else would you rather be?

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Speaker 3: Joseus Side. I am very happy to.

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Speaker 1: Be, very happy to be at work, you know the house.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, if we were ever going to extend this into

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Speaker 3: a on air marathon, today's the day leaving.

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Speaker 1: You might have meetings till midnight.

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Speaker 3: Our marathon. We're staying on the air.

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Speaker 1: Just Jakes on his own. He ain't going on.

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Speaker 3: No sleeping, no going home. It is Jason and Lauren

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Speaker 3: with you. Hey, joining us hopefully let's throw up the satellite.

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Speaker 1: TV same on zoom.

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Speaker 3: Hello Clinton, Pat Morning Clint.

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Speaker 1: I do you like you're on the side of the sign?

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Speaker 1: How do you say it?

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Speaker 3: I should point out you clean, you are live, just

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Speaker 3: as a heads up morning.

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Speaker 4: Oh okay, good, and we're not in a commercial bak.

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Speaker 3: I just don't want them to hear the real clipts.

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Speaker 4: If you know what I mean, well exactly, that's a

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Speaker 4: deep and dark mystery. Yes, we are on the banks

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Speaker 4: of the river sens Paris is rapidly changing just to

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Speaker 4: paint a picture. Security is unlike anything I've seen on

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Speaker 4: some time.

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Speaker 1: There looks like we're doing a very good job, Clint,

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Speaker 1: seems like everyone's getting robbed.

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Speaker 4: Well, I can only report on what I'm seeing here.

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Speaker 4: And this is obviously the focal point for the opening ceremony.

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Speaker 4: And there are currently two choppers in the air. We've

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Speaker 4: already seen a flotilla of security and police on the

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Speaker 4: actual water itself. It's quite extraordinary. And also we just

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Speaker 4: saw a dry run of the actual boats which will

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Speaker 4: carry the athletes down.

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Speaker 3: What are they like go boats or are they pontoons.

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Speaker 4: No, they're very flash there's there's there's hundreds of them.

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Speaker 4: They're sort of long cruising type boats, and there could

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Speaker 4: be depending on how big the country is. There's either

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Speaker 4: sort of one team of athletes, maybe two or three

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Speaker 4: if the country's explored. But it's going to be Can

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Speaker 4: I tell you it's going to be breathtaking? Just being

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Speaker 4: here right now, I haven't drunk the kool aid. It

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Speaker 4: is remarkable.

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Speaker 1: So I've got a question, Clint, because yesterday they was

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Speaker 1: saying potentially Celene Dion might sing a power of the

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Speaker 1: dream or a song. But if you're sitting on the

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Speaker 1: banks of the river and the Mardi Graf float goes

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Speaker 1: past you, you only get like five seconds of the song.

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Speaker 1: Do you have to run along the river to hear

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Speaker 1: the whole thing? And then when she finishes, because it's

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Speaker 1: a long river, does she have to start the same

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Speaker 4: No. No, Because it's all dictated by broadcasts, so that

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Speaker 4: it is obviously broadcast and beam right the way around

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Speaker 4: the world. So whenever it's shown on the cameras or

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Speaker 4: on the telecast, is what's being played out on the

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Speaker 4: river itself. And can I tell you Celine Dion, the

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Speaker 4: rumor is strengthening. It's started as a trickle and it's

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Speaker 4: just strengthening, strengthening, strengthening. Plus I am told, relively informed

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Speaker 4: that Australia could have quite a big moment of her

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Speaker 4: own on the river sand.

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Speaker 1: Why, oh my god, it's Karl.

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Speaker 4: I'm not. I'm not talking about a floating Haviana thong

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Speaker 4: or something like that. Also, more so a homegrown performer.

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Speaker 1: It could only be Kylie Minoguel. You're not sending Jess

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Speaker 1: Malboy or Gasibastian not for the paras Olympics.

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Speaker 4: No, no, no, Jess Mailboy is here. Jess Mailboy is here,

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Speaker 4: but I don't know. She's a part of the She's

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Speaker 4: part of the Australian delegation. So she's actually here to

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Speaker 4: sort of sing and empower the Australia.

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Speaker 1: She wrote the song for the team.

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Speaker 3: I heard it is Breakwait going to be going down

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Speaker 3: the river.

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Speaker 4: Horses cannot confirm or deny if the horses will be

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Speaker 4: trotting on the sind.

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Speaker 1: It's got to be Kylie. Only one on the world stage,

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Speaker 1: isn't she Across the weld.

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Speaker 3: Let's get to the most important thing. You're on the river.

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Speaker 3: How many floating Poohs can you see.

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Speaker 4: One? No, it's crystal clean, real. I wish I could

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Speaker 4: get down there to do a test for you, but

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Speaker 4: they're barricaded all off because we're so close to the

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Speaker 4: opening ceremony. I've got my friends from from German teep hello.

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Speaker 1: No you say swallow hello in German? You get that

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Speaker 1: means how are.

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Speaker 3: You holding you one arm up the way you are?

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Speaker 1: Just you're on the river there and there's a bridge

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Speaker 1: behind you, and I'm a little concerned that a float

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Speaker 1: full of people ain't going to fit under that bridge.

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Speaker 1: We're not going to have a Montague Street bridge situation,

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Speaker 1: aren't we.

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Speaker 4: No, No, we're not. There're those you know, you know

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Speaker 4: on the TV ads, like the Viking cruises, those ones

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Speaker 4: they're like those I'm a dad on them, like like.

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Speaker 3: A surfboat that you'd see down like sand.

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Speaker 4: On one of the long skinny ones. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Right. The only thing that puts me off that is

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Speaker 3: the local clubbies down at the old surf Club normally

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Speaker 3: put the speedo straight up there so they slide on

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Speaker 3: the sea.

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Speaker 4: What I wonder whether they're going to be wearing safety jackets.

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Speaker 3: Are life jackets?

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Speaker 4: Oh no, that won't go with the team, especially design

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Speaker 4: safety jackets.

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Speaker 1: Now they can swim out of the river if they

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Speaker 4: On the river. Then my German colleagues are looking at

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Speaker 3: Sharon helped ear with my needs.

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Speaker 1: Barbecue Sharon Shags because I've been dying for a barbecue.

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Speaker 1: Sharon updates since yesterday when you said barbecue, Sharon's coming

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Speaker 3: Barbecue, guys, Barbecue Sharon came round. She made appearance.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, big shout out to Shags if she's listening this morning.

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Speaker 1: So well, I'll be the judge of that. Did you

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Speaker 3: We'll get to that. I waited three weeks to again discount.

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Speaker 3: I waited three weeks for an appointment with barbecue showering busy.

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Speaker 1: She's an apprentice.

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Speaker 3: She was heading off to Mornington after we were done.

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Speaker 3: You had a big sausage instead of a bumper.

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Speaker 1: Bomb, you have a barbecue robot as their sidekick, the dog,

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Speaker 3: No, she opened up the boot and she got out

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Speaker 3: this foot was like the es. Yes, ar, she got

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Speaker 1: She's a paramedic. Yes, yes, and she walks in take

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Speaker 3: Unzips the bag. The bag folds down and she's got

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Speaker 3: She was not mucking around.

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Speaker 1: So did she fix the barbecue?

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Speaker 3: She did not fix what she's got a car.

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Speaker 1: I can't fix the barbecue. Knew, hopeless, Sharon.

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Speaker 3: No, don't do that. No, no, she's she's excellent what

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Speaker 3: she does. She's got to order like it.

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Speaker 1: She knew the did you not have a barbecue last night?

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Speaker 3: We ordered type?

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Speaker 1: Did what did you have in your backpack?

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Speaker 4: If she didn't have the part, she just didn't have bags,

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Speaker 3: But she doesn't carry meat on her.

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Speaker 5: You know what.

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Speaker 1: That's a great She should have a robot dog and

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, she should do that as like her

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Speaker 1: Yeah, because I once had these guys when this is

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Speaker 3: Do that, that's what just hands over a little plan.

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Speaker 1: Some branded tools or something.

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Speaker 3: Ah, that's an apron.

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Speaker 1: My barbecue was fixed by.

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Speaker 3: SOS. Is going to be back in a couple of weeks.

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Speaker 3: I've got to wait for a part.

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Speaker 1: I'll believe it when I said.

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Speaker 4: Did she did she flirt?

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Speaker 3: No, she didn't flirt. She's a little bit older than me.

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Speaker 1: She doesn't sound like a for There.

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Speaker 3: Was something degrading about being a man standing next to

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Speaker 1: A lady trading. No can be degraded by lady trading

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Speaker 1: power to the sisters.

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Speaker 3: No, it was just like, you know, it was like,

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Speaker 3: I mean they fix the burner.

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Speaker 1: You know, she didn't fix it, so she han't got experience.

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Speaker 3: Well she's coming back. Oh maybe she does give a

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Speaker 1: Fixed you should give her a meat trap. She fixes

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Speaker 1: the barbecue. She's doing you a favor, not the other

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Speaker 3: A giant sausage bumper bar and the as a hot plate.

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Speaker 3: I love that we're just iron and Marry people, the

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Speaker 6: Finding the best of us from the rest of us.

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Speaker 3: Good morning Melbourne, you have the action isn't going on

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Speaker 1: Now, it is a bit of false advertising because it

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Speaker 3: There'll be two events. We have little Leaps, which is

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Speaker 1: So if you were getting on the Jerry springboard.

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Speaker 3: Yep, and off we go. That's what we'll refer to.

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Speaker 1: Jerry springboard.

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Speaker 3: All right, the Jerry.

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Speaker 4: Springboard anyone is talking about here in Paris? Can I

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Speaker 4: tell you the IOC president's been talking about it.

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Speaker 1: Well, you've got to be very careful if you're not

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Speaker 3: Clint, So here's the guy. All you have to do

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Speaker 3: is register by the overplayer app or go to nover

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Speaker 3: fm dot com dot are you. You can pick yourself

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Speaker 3: up at cheeky thousand dollars and hold the title of

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Speaker 4: Well, so just quickly. It's like a bit of a rollercoaster.

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Speaker 3: What's the things in it? Crazy starts a trip. Thank

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Speaker 3: god for bag tags. We found our bags.

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Speaker 1: First, look at your tools on the ground, you gloss, they.

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Speaker 3: Are your chockies.

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Speaker 1: So they had AirTags in their bags and they found

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Speaker 3: And jokes aside. This is not what you want days

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Speaker 4: No, all that athlete there is actually looking to back

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Speaker 1: I love Australians. They're like, oh no, bro, we lost

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Speaker 1: all our stuff.

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Speaker 3: Oh well not themams.

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Speaker 1: We'll be right, shall be right, mate?

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Speaker 3: Hey, Clint's down away is over in Patty at the

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Speaker 1: Have you seen it?

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Speaker 4: I've just opened it.

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Speaker 3: Okay, before we get from Okay, I received a text

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Speaker 3: called Tony Roddy. She now does a successful podcast with

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Speaker 3: her mate Ryan, Tony and Ryan because you remember back

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Speaker 3: in our day to go out your phone your digital camera.

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Speaker 3: I'll stop it there because she's pretty inappropriate, and I

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Speaker 4: This text is inappropriate.

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Speaker 1: So I caught up with Tony for quite some time

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Speaker 3: Was there any cross road?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: It was about two weeks she resigned and then I started,

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Speaker 1: and she said, Oh, if I knew you were coming,

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Speaker 1: and I didn't believe it.

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, she's great fun. I love Tony. She's

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Speaker 3: she sent me? Now?

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Speaker 4: I will insert my own beeps where appropriate. Okay, OMG,

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Speaker 4: I can't believe I'm going to say this verbally.

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Speaker 4: Just excuse me. We're just in Paris. Everyone mind you

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Speaker 4: is o MG? I had a sex dream about you

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Speaker 4: last night. You bebe the bebe out of me. But

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Speaker 4: I faked it. I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 1: Oh no they can't you are married. No they can't know.

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Speaker 3: Radio did see and then just give you a few

446
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Speaker 3: funny looks.

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Speaker 1: All the French love this stuff. You're in the city

448
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Speaker 1: of dream style.

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Speaker 3: Ah do you say dreams?

450
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Speaker 4: Oh?

451
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Speaker 1: Sorry, city of love is what I mean. God, I

452
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Speaker 1: got inside my head.

453
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Speaker 4: No, don't get into don't don't. You don't want him in.

454
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Speaker 1: The I would also never admit that to the person

455
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Speaker 1: I'd had.

456
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Speaker 4: To dream about ever.

457
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Speaker 1: Really, remember when I told you I had a naughty

458
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Speaker 1: dream about Grant Danya. That's right, and it was a

459
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Speaker 1: very much an inside convert station that should have stayed

460
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Speaker 1: inside my head. And you told him life on our

461
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Speaker 1: radio show.

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00:21:05,119 --> 00:21:07,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was a bit when a bit what a

463
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Speaker 3: bit weird when he really wanted the details.

464
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Speaker 1: No, you can't tell people that stuff. That's like inside

465
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Speaker 1: I know.

466
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Speaker 3: I was like, what do you say back to that?

467
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Speaker 1: You take that to the grade?

468
00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:21,560
Speaker 3: I was just like, this is okay?

469
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Speaker 1: Or what did you reply?

470
00:21:24,960 --> 00:21:26,480
Speaker 3: We've got a very sixth sense of humor.

471
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Speaker 1: Right, did you reply, picks.

472
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Speaker 3: Or it didn't happen anyway, My god, what I would

473
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Speaker 3: like to open the phones on this morning. In fact,

474
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Speaker 3: let me set the.

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Speaker 4: Scene six forty thirteen asking Melbourne, have you had a

476
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Speaker 4: sex dream about Joe?

477
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Speaker 3: No? God, no, thirteen twenty fourteen.

478
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Speaker 1: I think the phones would be very quiet, because that

479
00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:52,879
Speaker 1: is called a nightmare.

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Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four ten. Who have you slept with in

481
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Speaker 3: your dream?

482
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:03,919
Speaker 1: Oh? In your dream?

483
00:22:04,080 --> 00:22:04,439
Speaker 4: Yes?

484
00:22:06,240 --> 00:22:06,720
Speaker 3: Who was it?

485
00:22:06,880 --> 00:22:07,480
Speaker 1: Grand Daniel?

486
00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:08,800
Speaker 3: What was he like?

487
00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:09,720
Speaker 4: Pretty good?

488
00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:12,399
Speaker 5: What about the heighten like?

489
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Speaker 1: It wasn't any issue in my dream?

490
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Speaker 4: Right?

491
00:22:14,720 --> 00:22:14,960
Speaker 6: Yeah?

492
00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:16,040
Speaker 3: Could have been an advantage.

493
00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:19,320
Speaker 4: See, I've got a problem. I can't even get one

494
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Speaker 4: away in my dream.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, you're in the city of Love. I've got

496
00:22:30,280 --> 00:22:31,960
Speaker 1: a feeling you're going to fall in love over there.

497
00:22:32,040 --> 00:22:37,560
Speaker 1: We're never going to see you again away? Oh no, shame.

498
00:22:38,280 --> 00:22:39,720
Speaker 1: I think Paris is going to do it for you.

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Speaker 1: Clint dream, big kid.

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Speaker 3: Dream b okay? So thirteen twenty four ten. Have you

501
00:22:45,440 --> 00:22:48,320
Speaker 3: had a naughty dream about some celebrity?

502
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Speaker 1: Someone we know?

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00:22:49,480 --> 00:22:54,119
Speaker 3: Someone? Yeah? Yeah, thirteen twenty fourteen. You can remain.

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Speaker 1: Completely given that you're in Paris, Clint. When I was

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Speaker 1: when I had COVID the first time, when the first

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00:23:01,119 --> 00:23:03,720
Speaker 1: time when you remember that Christmas New Years when everyone

507
00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:06,480
Speaker 1: went down. It was right when one of the seasons

508
00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:09,080
Speaker 1: of Emily in Paris had come out, and I was

509
00:23:09,119 --> 00:23:12,119
Speaker 1: having dreams about Gabrielle and Elfie, the two main characters,

510
00:23:12,320 --> 00:23:14,440
Speaker 1: not at the same time different, and Paul kept waking

511
00:23:14,440 --> 00:23:17,600
Speaker 1: me up, going, who is gabrielll.

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00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:19,560
Speaker 3: You were saying, the names were talking. Yep, oh that's

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Speaker 3: all good.

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00:23:20,560 --> 00:23:23,639
Speaker 1: Yep, yes, yep. And then well then I was like,

515
00:23:23,720 --> 00:23:26,159
Speaker 1: put Netflix on dl siskay. He's French and he's.

516
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Speaker 3: Hot, and don't ever wake me again.

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Speaker 1: Don't interrupt.

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Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four ten, Who have you had a naughty

519
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Speaker 3: dream about? In return, I've got two hundred dollars COVID

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Speaker 3: is clicking awesome. Our naughty six to forty topic Melbourne,

523
00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:51,360
Speaker 3: Who have you had a naughty dream about? Can never

524
00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:54,080
Speaker 3: no dreams can't come sorry. Thirteen twenty four ten is

525
00:23:54,119 --> 00:23:57,159
Speaker 3: our number we are asking this morning, who have you

526
00:23:57,240 --> 00:23:59,439
Speaker 3: had a naughty dream about?

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00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:01,760
Speaker 1: Someone had one about Jason. He's got a bounce in

528
00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:02,879
Speaker 1: his step this morning.

529
00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:05,320
Speaker 3: Well, it's one. Wait, it's the only way I'm getting it.

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00:24:05,800 --> 00:24:08,320
Speaker 3: All right, let's go to John in Hillside. Get a John,

531
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Speaker 3: who'd you sleep.

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Speaker 1: With in your dreams?

533
00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:13,360
Speaker 7: My mother in law?

534
00:24:13,960 --> 00:24:14,480
Speaker 1: Oh?

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00:24:14,880 --> 00:24:16,639
Speaker 4: No, that's not appropriate.

536
00:24:17,040 --> 00:24:19,720
Speaker 1: And John, you take that to the grave. You never

537
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Speaker 1: mentioned that. Wheah.

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00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:23,920
Speaker 3: Well, I'm not exactly worried that she's listened because she

539
00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:26,159
Speaker 3: listens for kiss for at FM, so I know she

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Speaker 3: ain't hearing it.

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Speaker 1: Well, guess what, John, She's dead to me too. Now

542
00:24:30,560 --> 00:24:36,879
Speaker 1: someone texts Jay saying they had a naughty dream about him. No,

543
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Speaker 1: they can't. We want to know right now, who did

544
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Speaker 1: you have a naughty dream about someone? We know? Someone

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Speaker 1: you shouldn't have had a dream about.

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Speaker 3: Perhaps thirteen twenty four ten, just before we take a caller.

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Speaker 1: Someone just called and said that a dream about their

548
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Speaker 1: mother in law.

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Speaker 3: Executive producer The Thumb Brady, Who have you had a

550
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Speaker 3: dream about someone we know?

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Speaker 4: This is someone that everyone knows about, the great Robert Willlliams.

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00:25:02,720 --> 00:25:03,640
Speaker 1: You're like a bad girl.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I think I was watching.

555
00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:06,800
Speaker 4: Elly at the time, and it just brought back some

556
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Speaker 4: very vivid memories.

557
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Speaker 1: When you're watching TV shows and movies and you fall asleep.

558
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Speaker 1: Sometimes it can happen.

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Speaker 3: It's so annoying when someone wakes up.

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Speaker 1: Though, well, it depends, it depends, so your dreams about

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Speaker 1: it was my mother and Laura, I'd be like, well,

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Speaker 1: thank god you woke me.

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Speaker 3: Teeth pickure in your eyes never slept.

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Speaker 1: Olivia and Phillip Island on thirteen twenty four ten, Did

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Speaker 1: you have a naughty dream about somebody?

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Speaker 8: I love the show?

567
00:25:34,160 --> 00:25:34,600
Speaker 3: What show?

568
00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:36,880
Speaker 9: Your show?

569
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Speaker 4: Oh? Thank you?

570
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Speaker 3: Oh God? Where's this going? Who'd you ever dream about?

571
00:25:42,280 --> 00:25:45,560
Speaker 10: I had a dream about Col night from.

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Speaker 3: Hang On, hang On Glen day Night, hang On Glenn

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Speaker 3: Robins or Glenn Robins as.

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Speaker 7: Col, Glenn Robins as Yes.

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Speaker 3: You know what, Wow, listen to this show. He will

576
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Speaker 3: be very rapped with that.

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Speaker 1: Olivia, how did you feel waking up from that dream?

578
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Speaker 3: Dirty?

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Speaker 10: I felt refreshed, ready.

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Speaker 1: The day, ready to put on your parachute track suit

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Speaker 1: and go for power.

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Speaker 3: What was cow like? He He was amazing, he knew

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Speaker 3: his way around.

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Speaker 4: Let's just say that she really really loved.

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Speaker 3: To Chris Back as Marsh Chris. Uh, yeah, sleep with

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Speaker 3: in your dreams?

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Speaker 9: I had a very sexual dream of my mechanic. Oh gosh,

588
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Speaker 9: and he's the family's mechanics. He's married. I'm married, so

589
00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:40,960
Speaker 9: something will never come out of my mouth.

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Speaker 1: That's my drain.

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Speaker 9: Every time I take the car in, I'm.

592
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Speaker 1: Just like, damn, you're not embarrassed.

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Speaker 9: Oh no, I've not said it to him, but my

594
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Speaker 9: mind I can't look at him.

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Speaker 3: Service station and has a cigarette, goes you.

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Speaker 1: Know what's mechanics uniform. It's got a hot under the collar.

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00:27:00,840 --> 00:27:05,439
Speaker 1: She's like crashing her car regularly. Absolutely, Chris, you're not

598
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Speaker 1: a very good driver.

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00:27:08,720 --> 00:27:11,800
Speaker 3: Just siponing the oil out, another Royal change.

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Speaker 1: I put petrol and the diesel again. Shame off, I go.

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Speaker 1: Someone's called in anonymously.

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Speaker 3: This means it's going to be a good one. Anonymous

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Speaker 3: in Birdwood.

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Speaker 1: A shame in your dream be slept well, a little.

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Speaker 9: Bit of shame. I'm going to just say it's a

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Speaker 9: young David Edinburgh.

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Speaker 1: But did he talk dirty? Did he talk dirty in

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Speaker 1: your dreams?

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Speaker 10: Well?

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Speaker 4: No, not so much. I don't remember any words.

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Speaker 9: But I've just been to the BBC exhibition and there

612
00:27:44,760 --> 00:27:47,520
Speaker 9: was a whole thing on him and it was really

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Speaker 9: quite hot when.

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Speaker 1: He was young, that boy.

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Speaker 3: I actually, yeah, there was an exhibition out of the loom.

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Speaker 1: Did you go to and have a sex stream about

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Speaker 1: David that I.

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Speaker 3: Didn't have a sex stream, but I even looked at him,

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Speaker 3: was like, oh yeah, look at the young man feasting

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Speaker 3: on the carcass or. He says it better in the voice,

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Speaker 3: you know.

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00:28:02,760 --> 00:28:06,199
Speaker 1: Yeah, that voice. Yes, I've never seen him when he

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Speaker 1: was young. I'll have to do a google Google now,

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Speaker 1: young David attroplace. Oh gosh, young David, don't ask me

625
00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:19,680
Speaker 1: how to spell hm, not my flavor.

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Speaker 3: Okay, all right? Across Melbourne is over one hundred.

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Speaker 1: Which Paris, live in Paris, and he was just speaking

628
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Speaker 1: to a beautiful Parisian woman. You were trying to get

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Speaker 1: her to say in French Jason Lauren with Clint, and

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Speaker 1: she flood out in English, goes Jason Lauren with Clint.

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Speaker 9: Is she there?

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Speaker 3: Can you do a live version for us? Now, Clint,

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Speaker 3: She's she's gone.

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Speaker 4: But it turns out Jason Lauren with Clint live in

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Speaker 4: Paris is pretty much exactly the same in French.

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Speaker 5: We were trying to.

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Speaker 4: Get it for some prose. But let's not go with

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Speaker 4: that one.

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Speaker 1: That's so great, Hay, Clint, I have heard can you

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Speaker 1: confirm I have heard? Celine Dion has been spotted in Paris.

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00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:09,600
Speaker 1: She's posted photos from the louver. She is there. She

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Speaker 1: is going to be at the opening ceremony. I'm sure

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Speaker 1: of it.

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Speaker 4: She's here, She will be at the opening ceremony. Cannot

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Speaker 4: confirm or deny.

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Speaker 1: This was at the Atlanta Olympics. Power I recorded that

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Speaker 1: on VHS and I watched it over over and over, your.

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Speaker 4: Dog. Because the opening ceremony is also on the river send,

649
00:29:40,040 --> 00:29:42,520
Speaker 4: maybe she could reprise Titanic.

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00:29:42,640 --> 00:29:45,120
Speaker 1: No, no, no, the barges aren't going down.

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Speaker 4: Okay, all right. Well, so she's in Paris, but not

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Speaker 4: able to confirm yet if she is singing. Of course,

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Speaker 4: she's had a horrible battle the last couple of years

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00:29:56,200 --> 00:29:58,080
Speaker 4: to overcome stiff person syndrome.

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Speaker 10: Yea.

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Speaker 4: So it's just great to see her in Paris and

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Speaker 4: attending the game.

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Speaker 1: She looks really well as well. I mean, even if

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Speaker 1: they just play her music and she goes on the

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00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:09,160
Speaker 1: barge down the river waving at people, I'd be happy.

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Speaker 3: Imagine this her on the front of the boats. Yes,

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Speaker 3: a couple of little poos floating pass because that river's filthy.

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Speaker 1: That I took my mum to Celine Dion when she

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Speaker 1: came out here. Last time at rod laver Arena. We

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Speaker 1: had a girl's night and it was one of the

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Speaker 1: best shows I've ever seen. Really, her voice is like phenomenal,

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Speaker 1: can't be beaten.

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Speaker 4: Well, it would go down as one of the great

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Speaker 4: Olympic moments outside of amigos para siempre, remember that one

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Speaker 4: that was a Bangeros parare means you will always be

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Speaker 4: my friends, zempre is that love that never ends?

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Speaker 1: Olympics?

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Speaker 4: Was that Barcelona afternoon? Oh?

674
00:30:58,640 --> 00:31:02,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, how are you doing away from home? Oh?

675
00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:06,800
Speaker 4: Okay, So I'm really lacking on the domestic front because

676
00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:10,600
Speaker 4: I'm in a hotel. It's not very big, and today

677
00:31:10,800 --> 00:31:13,520
Speaker 4: I woke up with the realization I ain't got any

678
00:31:13,520 --> 00:31:16,200
Speaker 4: clothes left right, So I'm gonna have to do one

679
00:31:16,200 --> 00:31:17,880
Speaker 4: of two things. I'm gonna have to go down the

680
00:31:17,880 --> 00:31:21,520
Speaker 4: shumps alsea and spend a stack of money replenishing the

681
00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:26,480
Speaker 4: wardrobe too extensive. I make a dash for the local laundromat.

682
00:31:26,560 --> 00:31:30,120
Speaker 1: Question do they wash your uniforms for you? Like you're

683
00:31:30,280 --> 00:31:31,240
Speaker 1: you're on air.

684
00:31:31,480 --> 00:31:32,520
Speaker 3: Channel nine one channel?

685
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:35,880
Speaker 4: They will, they will, But the games haven't started.

686
00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:37,480
Speaker 1: And your own form yet, got it?

687
00:31:37,600 --> 00:31:38,120
Speaker 3: Yeah?

688
00:31:38,320 --> 00:31:42,320
Speaker 4: So defending from a question question back here in Melbourne.

689
00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:45,160
Speaker 3: You never put away your clothes horse, It's always in

690
00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:47,400
Speaker 3: your living room. Did you take that back in Melbourne?

691
00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:53,040
Speaker 4: Melbourne, I've never walked into a laundromat in my life.

692
00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:55,080
Speaker 1: Oh no, that's start of traveling. We were doing it

693
00:31:55,160 --> 00:31:58,840
Speaker 1: in grace, popping down and then how did you go? Well,

694
00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:03,160
Speaker 1: our beautiful hotel Falcony ended up. It was the most magnificent,

695
00:32:03,280 --> 00:32:05,600
Speaker 1: esthetically pleasing hotel from the beach. You could look at

696
00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:07,360
Speaker 1: it and think, what a beautiful hotel. And then you

697
00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:09,360
Speaker 1: look at our room look like a Chinese laundry mat

698
00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:11,959
Speaker 1: with all our washing hanging out because it doesn't make

699
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:14,240
Speaker 1: this stuff in the dryer because it shrinks.

700
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:17,920
Speaker 4: You had the braziers and the dust from the balustrade.

701
00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:20,440
Speaker 1: The laces were hanging from the roof.

702
00:32:20,840 --> 00:32:23,400
Speaker 4: Well well, so I took a risk on two parts.

703
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:25,719
Speaker 4: I went into the laundroy maat. I put the euros in,

704
00:32:26,120 --> 00:32:29,760
Speaker 4: was off to a flyer right, found the soap, you know,

705
00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:31,200
Speaker 4: put it through the wash.

706
00:32:31,400 --> 00:32:31,920
Speaker 5: All good.

707
00:32:31,960 --> 00:32:34,560
Speaker 4: Forty five minutes later it's ready to go in the dryer.

708
00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:36,720
Speaker 4: Had a few issues getting it into the dry and

709
00:32:36,760 --> 00:32:41,600
Speaker 4: getting the dry working because it is in Francis. So

710
00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:46,760
Speaker 4: Google I had to Google translate every last detail.

711
00:32:46,560 --> 00:32:47,680
Speaker 1: The pictures on the dryer.

712
00:32:49,280 --> 00:32:52,040
Speaker 3: It's like those stupid little logos on the oven. It

713
00:32:52,080 --> 00:32:54,520
Speaker 3: doesn't say fan force, it just has like two and

714
00:32:54,520 --> 00:32:55,120
Speaker 3: stuff like that.

715
00:32:55,280 --> 00:33:00,160
Speaker 4: Yes, anyway, chuck it in the dryer for twenty one

716
00:33:00,360 --> 00:33:06,440
Speaker 4: minutes now long enough. I don't have a dry So

717
00:33:06,680 --> 00:33:11,160
Speaker 4: you're assumed I'm a clothes horce guy, right, I assume

718
00:33:11,320 --> 00:33:16,280
Speaker 4: that would be an adequate drying time. Well, brother, Now,

719
00:33:17,520 --> 00:33:20,440
Speaker 4: as it turns out, it's the opposite of what you

720
00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:24,680
Speaker 4: were saying, because I went to pull on Mycalvin Klein

721
00:33:24,800 --> 00:33:28,040
Speaker 4: duds this afternoon and I couldn't get them over my knees.

722
00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:32,600
Speaker 1: Ah, they're that small. Everything's shrunk. You must have had

723
00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:33,840
Speaker 1: it on very high heat.

724
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:35,320
Speaker 3: No, it's industrial dryer.

725
00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:39,760
Speaker 5: Industrial dryer, just massive, massive, right, And I'm not talking

726
00:33:39,760 --> 00:33:40,800
Speaker 5: I'm talking about the dryer.

727
00:33:42,280 --> 00:33:47,280
Speaker 4: Couldn't get them over my knees. My entire wardrobe is mini.

728
00:33:48,080 --> 00:33:50,080
Speaker 4: I might as well donate it to Grant Dana.

729
00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:52,960
Speaker 3: Really, isn't that bad.

730
00:33:56,400 --> 00:33:58,040
Speaker 1: I can't wait to see you in your crop top

731
00:33:58,080 --> 00:34:02,000
Speaker 1: on the knees. An toy's sports that's his teeth.

732
00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:05,160
Speaker 4: So tonight on the banks of the river, sin, I'm

733
00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:10,200
Speaker 4: pleased to say I am free balling for you.

734
00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:13,160
Speaker 1: I think the Parisians would love that though they're very

735
00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:17,000
Speaker 1: like free living. Yeah, the European rules.

736
00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:20,359
Speaker 3: Sorry, did a spot light just get turned on when

737
00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:22,560
Speaker 3: you say I'm free ball and it just lit up?

738
00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:22,880
Speaker 10: There?

739
00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:26,080
Speaker 4: They've invited me to the mul unruged.

740
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:30,520
Speaker 3: Take us to the break, Saline. It is just going

741
00:34:30,640 --> 00:34:35,160
Speaker 3: twenty past seven coming up this morning. One of the

742
00:34:35,200 --> 00:34:39,480
Speaker 3: biggest names in AFL are hanging up the boats. We'll

743
00:34:39,520 --> 00:34:41,080
Speaker 3: let you know who it is when they join us

744
00:34:41,080 --> 00:34:43,480
Speaker 3: this morning, just after seven point thirty here on Novar

745
00:34:43,719 --> 00:34:47,360
Speaker 3: one hundred.

746
00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:51,040
Speaker 1: So, I mean, I know we talk regularly about the

747
00:34:51,040 --> 00:34:53,799
Speaker 1: difference between men and women, but you guys leave the

748
00:34:53,840 --> 00:34:56,719
Speaker 1: house with what your phone and your wallet, sometimes not

749
00:34:56,760 --> 00:34:57,200
Speaker 1: even your.

750
00:34:57,040 --> 00:34:58,800
Speaker 3: Wall at The cards are on your phone.

751
00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:01,800
Speaker 1: So do you just get your car keys? Like Paul

752
00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:04,600
Speaker 1: the keys are on the phone, so he just leaves.

753
00:35:04,360 --> 00:35:04,880
Speaker 4: With his phone.

754
00:35:04,920 --> 00:35:07,640
Speaker 1: That's it, walks out of the house just with the phone.

755
00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:10,240
Speaker 4: Sometimes the blistics as well.

756
00:35:10,600 --> 00:35:18,360
Speaker 1: Blistics women don't do that. We just we carry handbags

757
00:35:18,360 --> 00:35:22,160
Speaker 1: because we need things, and I find that those things

758
00:35:22,200 --> 00:35:23,759
Speaker 1: often come in handy. Like how many times do you

759
00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:25,520
Speaker 1: say to me. Oh, I was Germany and neurophone, all

760
00:35:25,560 --> 00:35:26,320
Speaker 1: those Germany.

761
00:35:26,360 --> 00:35:28,359
Speaker 3: This I do like that. I can go Lauren, can

762
00:35:28,400 --> 00:35:30,719
Speaker 3: you hold my glasses and MYNNI Yeah?

763
00:35:30,760 --> 00:35:33,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah right, so we carry guys hate that though, Well,

764
00:35:33,560 --> 00:35:35,759
Speaker 1: it depends what bag I'm carrying generally day to day.

765
00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:37,120
Speaker 1: I've got like a decent size.

766
00:35:37,640 --> 00:35:39,520
Speaker 3: That's what does my head handbag? When I was said

767
00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:41,239
Speaker 3: to my wife or Lauren, hey, can you can I

768
00:35:41,239 --> 00:35:44,080
Speaker 3: put my Sunny's in you hire don't fit, won't fit yet.

769
00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:45,600
Speaker 3: You've got a seven eleven in there.

770
00:35:45,760 --> 00:35:47,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, But I've got handbags that I take, little clutch

771
00:35:48,040 --> 00:35:50,080
Speaker 1: bags that like I then have to put my phone

772
00:35:50,120 --> 00:35:52,160
Speaker 1: in my pocket because my phone doesn't even fit. It's

773
00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:57,319
Speaker 1: so small. Nothing fits around. Yes, a lip glossal fit

774
00:35:57,440 --> 00:36:01,359
Speaker 1: and fifty bucks great card. Maybe that's it. I said

775
00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:02,640
Speaker 1: to Paul the other day I needed him to get

776
00:36:02,640 --> 00:36:03,799
Speaker 1: something out of my bag, and I was like, can

777
00:36:03,840 --> 00:36:06,080
Speaker 1: you grab it's in my bag? I can't even remember

778
00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:08,200
Speaker 1: what he was looking for. And he started digging and

779
00:36:08,239 --> 00:36:10,520
Speaker 1: he was like, I can't do this. I can't do this.

780
00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:12,680
Speaker 1: There's too much in here. I'm never going to find it.

781
00:36:12,680 --> 00:36:15,440
Speaker 3: It's like a lucky It's like a luckyness if there's one.

782
00:36:15,600 --> 00:36:18,279
Speaker 1: He refuses to go through my big carry on bag.

783
00:36:18,320 --> 00:36:21,040
Speaker 1: And we've been traveling too, so there's apes and stuff.

784
00:36:20,920 --> 00:36:23,359
Speaker 3: From the days of growing up. I remember my mum

785
00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:25,000
Speaker 3: would be like, can you just reach in my bag

786
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:27,440
Speaker 3: and grab my wallet? And I would have a full

787
00:36:27,480 --> 00:36:29,799
Speaker 3: blown panic attack.

788
00:36:29,640 --> 00:36:31,040
Speaker 1: Every time what you're going to find?

789
00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:34,040
Speaker 3: I know just that I can't find her wallet because

790
00:36:34,040 --> 00:36:35,000
Speaker 3: there's so much crap in there.

791
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:38,000
Speaker 1: My wife's saying, it's not crap, it's important things that

792
00:36:38,040 --> 00:36:38,799
Speaker 1: we need data.

793
00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:43,080
Speaker 3: I refuse to get something out of my wife's back for.

794
00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:46,000
Speaker 1: Well, I think you should go through my bag and

795
00:36:46,040 --> 00:36:48,520
Speaker 1: just see what's in there, see the things that are useful.

796
00:36:49,080 --> 00:36:51,239
Speaker 3: We love. Do not have time for this now.

797
00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:54,080
Speaker 1: One of our producers suggested this, and just before I

798
00:36:54,120 --> 00:36:58,520
Speaker 1: was like, might just curate this, and Jay said, nanaa nana.

799
00:36:58,960 --> 00:37:02,080
Speaker 1: If you've got stuff in there, let's find out real

800
00:37:02,160 --> 00:37:05,239
Speaker 1: because I actually could do with the cleansing because sometimes

801
00:37:04,520 --> 00:37:05,640
Speaker 1: I can hang on.

802
00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:09,920
Speaker 3: Okay, I would say this is a larger style handbag.

803
00:37:09,760 --> 00:37:11,920
Speaker 1: Medium size. I would say, hold it up.

804
00:37:12,160 --> 00:37:13,840
Speaker 3: I'll hold up to you on zoom cleant so you

805
00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:16,000
Speaker 3: can see, yeah, is this a real one or a

806
00:37:16,040 --> 00:37:16,600
Speaker 3: bari job.

807
00:37:16,880 --> 00:37:17,840
Speaker 1: It's not a bari.

808
00:37:17,880 --> 00:37:21,160
Speaker 3: Okay, it's a real one. Oh gee, okay, it's quite full.

809
00:37:22,200 --> 00:37:24,439
Speaker 3: She's full to the brim. The first thing I'm gonna

810
00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:27,960
Speaker 3: pull out of the handbag is a miniature handbag, which

811
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:31,120
Speaker 3: is the exactly sass a makeup pouch.

812
00:37:31,239 --> 00:37:33,520
Speaker 1: It's a pouch. What's in the power medicines? I think?

813
00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:34,359
Speaker 3: May I look?

814
00:37:34,440 --> 00:37:34,640
Speaker 1: Yeah?

815
00:37:34,680 --> 00:37:39,719
Speaker 3: Sure, medicines, cold and flu Panada wrapperds.

816
00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:44,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, like you've asked. You've used those before a lot.

817
00:37:44,200 --> 00:37:45,600
Speaker 3: Hang on, what was in the pouch?

818
00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:46,480
Speaker 1: Medicines?

819
00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:49,760
Speaker 3: Yep, guess what's in the big bag? What more medicines?

820
00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:51,640
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they should have been the pouch. It's fallen

821
00:37:51,640 --> 00:37:55,120
Speaker 1: out LMB sip. Oh yeah, they're great, cold and flo

822
00:37:55,320 --> 00:37:57,440
Speaker 1: whole box is the season. You never know when you're

823
00:37:57,440 --> 00:37:58,399
Speaker 1: gonna need one of them in the morning.

824
00:37:59,640 --> 00:38:02,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, but if you're like.

825
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:07,880
Speaker 3: The sorry, sorry, I've just pulled out a little white box.

826
00:38:07,920 --> 00:38:08,440
Speaker 4: What's in here?

827
00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:09,200
Speaker 3: I can't even open them?

828
00:38:09,280 --> 00:38:12,520
Speaker 1: My lashes getting your may kept done? So how do

829
00:38:12,560 --> 00:38:18,080
Speaker 1: you She carries seaweed seaweed snacks? Yeah, yeah, I never

830
00:38:18,080 --> 00:38:19,000
Speaker 1: know when you're gonna need them.

831
00:38:19,520 --> 00:38:21,920
Speaker 3: You're not too You don't need a snack bag.

832
00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:24,600
Speaker 1: No, yeah, you never know when you're hungry.

833
00:38:24,680 --> 00:38:24,920
Speaker 4: On the go.

834
00:38:25,520 --> 00:38:28,359
Speaker 1: More pills okay, yep, keep going, more on europin, yep,

835
00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:29,840
Speaker 1: they should go and be Could you put them in

836
00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:31,759
Speaker 1: the mini handbag in the power on your price line.

837
00:38:32,080 --> 00:38:36,280
Speaker 1: Flexible hairspray necessary. You've used that before too, Jace. Don't

838
00:38:36,440 --> 00:38:38,799
Speaker 1: you need that in his face?

839
00:38:40,280 --> 00:38:41,520
Speaker 3: Receipts for the tax.

840
00:38:41,440 --> 00:38:43,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, yep, keep them, don't throw them out?

841
00:38:44,480 --> 00:38:44,919
Speaker 3: What are they?

842
00:38:45,080 --> 00:38:45,480
Speaker 6: What's what?

843
00:38:45,480 --> 00:38:48,120
Speaker 1: The little that's a bronzer. Of course, you always need

844
00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:48,560
Speaker 1: a bronze.

845
00:38:48,640 --> 00:38:52,640
Speaker 3: Why do you need to bronzes? The car key?

846
00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:58,880
Speaker 1: I was looking for that yesterday. Condom, a tea bagg

847
00:38:59,120 --> 00:39:06,399
Speaker 1: tea bag, more EURROPHI surely how much we've got baraka? Yep,

848
00:39:06,520 --> 00:39:07,640
Speaker 1: that always comes in handy.

849
00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:12,239
Speaker 3: Sorry, Clint, I didn't know that. She's carrying a tin

850
00:39:12,320 --> 00:39:12,800
Speaker 3: of tuna.

851
00:39:16,480 --> 00:39:20,080
Speaker 1: It's a non perishable that'll last a while, could be snapped.

852
00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:20,680
Speaker 3: You're not on it.

853
00:39:20,719 --> 00:39:21,560
Speaker 4: You're not on a boat.

854
00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:25,480
Speaker 3: More seaweed, this is unbelievable.

855
00:39:26,160 --> 00:39:27,960
Speaker 1: Headphones yet necessary?

856
00:39:28,320 --> 00:39:29,000
Speaker 3: Hide your lights?

857
00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:30,520
Speaker 1: I do with one of those now?

858
00:39:30,560 --> 00:39:33,040
Speaker 3: Actually, more europan.

859
00:39:36,480 --> 00:39:40,359
Speaker 1: What have you found? What else? Oh, fresh ge stre

860
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:43,960
Speaker 1: We never know when you're going to need that. What

861
00:39:46,560 --> 00:39:50,480
Speaker 1: a change of French grundies. You never know how they're clean.

862
00:39:50,520 --> 00:39:52,960
Speaker 1: They're clean. You don't need to hold give it a hone.

863
00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:56,000
Speaker 4: Just makes it absolutely. Don't worry.

864
00:39:56,080 --> 00:39:58,839
Speaker 3: It's not just the g banger. She got socks as well.

865
00:39:59,680 --> 00:40:01,120
Speaker 1: No one likes cold ankles.

866
00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:02,000
Speaker 5: This is.

867
00:40:03,760 --> 00:40:09,440
Speaker 3: What really?

868
00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:11,120
Speaker 4: What is it?

869
00:40:11,360 --> 00:40:16,120
Speaker 3: What can you explain why you're a grown woman who's

870
00:40:16,160 --> 00:40:21,560
Speaker 3: almost forty that carries a dummy, A baby dummy I

871
00:40:21,600 --> 00:40:23,600
Speaker 3: don't know around in her handbag.

872
00:40:23,280 --> 00:40:26,440
Speaker 1: But that must be my niece's.

873
00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:29,080
Speaker 4: You and Paul are doing some sick stuff at.

874
00:40:29,040 --> 00:40:33,400
Speaker 3: Not wow a dummy?

875
00:40:33,480 --> 00:40:35,360
Speaker 1: Yeah that well, there you go. The baby's crying. I

876
00:40:35,360 --> 00:40:38,080
Speaker 1: can just pop that under some running.

877
00:40:38,200 --> 00:40:43,400
Speaker 3: Sorry, last thing, this is as grim as it gets.

878
00:40:44,440 --> 00:40:48,240
Speaker 3: Right at the bottom of her bag amongst all the dust,

879
00:40:48,360 --> 00:40:51,799
Speaker 3: debris and crap. Yep, I found your in visiline.

880
00:40:53,719 --> 00:40:55,400
Speaker 1: That must be an old one that can go in

881
00:40:55,400 --> 00:40:55,680
Speaker 1: the bin.

882
00:40:57,120 --> 00:40:58,800
Speaker 3: Got some big news to announce.

883
00:40:58,440 --> 00:41:02,799
Speaker 1: Small's The AFL confirmed the entertainment for the Grand Final,

884
00:41:02,840 --> 00:41:04,640
Speaker 1: which is actually sneaking up on us, isn't it.

885
00:41:04,680 --> 00:41:06,759
Speaker 3: I know it's not too far away, not even two

886
00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:09,640
Speaker 3: months speaking, which we will be doing our Grand Final

887
00:41:09,680 --> 00:41:11,160
Speaker 3: breakfast in the lead up as well.

888
00:41:11,239 --> 00:41:13,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, we are, we are. We'll tell you about that

889
00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:15,239
Speaker 1: closer to the date of how you can come along

890
00:41:15,239 --> 00:41:16,400
Speaker 1: to that. It's going to be fun.

891
00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:18,920
Speaker 3: But Grand Final day at the g The.

892
00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:23,800
Speaker 1: Rumors are confirmed. Jay one hundred thousand passionate fans roaring

893
00:41:24,040 --> 00:41:27,520
Speaker 1: at the Mighty MCGS. I can't wait to hear that.

894
00:41:30,760 --> 00:41:33,920
Speaker 8: I'll be performing at the Tulster pre game entertainment at

895
00:41:33,960 --> 00:41:37,520
Speaker 8: the twenty twenty four Toyota AFL Grand Final.

896
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:45,680
Speaker 1: And that's right, Katie Perry has been confirmed the AFL

897
00:41:45,719 --> 00:41:47,279
Speaker 1: Grand Final. She'll be great.

898
00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:48,560
Speaker 3: I think she will.

899
00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:50,759
Speaker 1: I think people will underestimate it and then they'll see

900
00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:52,960
Speaker 1: it and go, oh, yeah, she's got banger after banger.

901
00:41:54,080 --> 00:41:56,680
Speaker 3: I got the kids to watch Katy Perry movie. Did

902
00:41:56,760 --> 00:41:58,400
Speaker 3: you watch? Have you not seen that?

903
00:41:58,600 --> 00:41:58,839
Speaker 6: No?

904
00:41:59,680 --> 00:42:00,719
Speaker 1: Is that a this weekend job?

905
00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:02,600
Speaker 3: That is a one hundred percent this weekend job? And

906
00:42:02,600 --> 00:42:04,839
Speaker 3: then I know exactly what you'll do. You'll text me.

907
00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:06,680
Speaker 1: Saying I want to be best friends with Katie Perry.

908
00:42:07,080 --> 00:42:10,000
Speaker 3: Everyone work out a film like an Okatie can cop

909
00:42:10,080 --> 00:42:12,239
Speaker 3: it a little bit online and stuff, but as a

910
00:42:12,239 --> 00:42:16,960
Speaker 3: live performer, she epic. Yeah, she's incredible. So Katie Perry

911
00:42:17,160 --> 00:42:19,800
Speaker 3: will be at this year's AFL Grand Final.

912
00:42:19,880 --> 00:42:22,279
Speaker 1: Good job. Andrew Dylan is a new CEO. He had

913
00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:24,600
Speaker 1: to do something pretty big and he's pulled it off.

914
00:42:25,400 --> 00:42:26,239
Speaker 1: It's a sad day.

915
00:42:27,600 --> 00:42:30,520
Speaker 3: Let's let's do it as a celebration. There is someone

916
00:42:30,560 --> 00:42:32,640
Speaker 3: hanging up the boots or dore I say the whistle

917
00:42:32,680 --> 00:42:35,120
Speaker 3: in the world of AFL and they join us this morning.

918
00:42:35,040 --> 00:42:39,400
Speaker 11: Introducing our next guest, the AFL's most well known and

919
00:42:39,520 --> 00:42:44,319
Speaker 11: beloved umpire. He has officiated three hundred and eighty five games,

920
00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:46,680
Speaker 11: including three Grand Finals.

921
00:42:46,920 --> 00:42:49,520
Speaker 3: Prazeray, Boys of Stars.

922
00:42:49,960 --> 00:42:51,439
Speaker 5: They an't the book.

923
00:42:51,480 --> 00:42:52,719
Speaker 3: I've just read it right now.

924
00:42:52,960 --> 00:42:56,520
Speaker 2: Sadly, he has announced his retirement from footy umpiring and

925
00:42:56,800 --> 00:43:01,280
Speaker 2: is hanging up the whistle. Please welcome to the studio,

926
00:43:01,640 --> 00:43:03,480
Speaker 2: Fraser Ray, trembler.

927
00:43:04,040 --> 00:43:08,359
Speaker 5: Razer Ray, good morning, high team, how are we well?

928
00:43:08,360 --> 00:43:10,520
Speaker 1: You've broken our little hearts now. I know this is

929
00:43:10,520 --> 00:43:13,279
Speaker 1: a celebration of your career. But you walked in and

930
00:43:13,360 --> 00:43:15,720
Speaker 1: Jay said, mate, what are you doing? You're the only

931
00:43:15,840 --> 00:43:19,279
Speaker 1: umpire we know. And it's true, you are the only

932
00:43:19,360 --> 00:43:20,399
Speaker 1: umpire anyone knows.

933
00:43:20,520 --> 00:43:22,440
Speaker 5: But I am in the right place this morning because

934
00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:27,000
Speaker 5: I heard that you're paying people's bills just timely. For me,

935
00:43:27,040 --> 00:43:29,480
Speaker 5: because I need to investigate that a little further.

936
00:43:29,360 --> 00:43:32,040
Speaker 3: Registered by the overplayer and join the cuy.

937
00:43:32,200 --> 00:43:34,759
Speaker 1: Hey, congrats you're hanging up the whistle? How many years

938
00:43:34,760 --> 00:43:35,239
Speaker 1: has it been?

939
00:43:35,840 --> 00:43:36,360
Speaker 5: Just twenty?

940
00:43:37,040 --> 00:43:37,440
Speaker 3: Yeah?

941
00:43:37,640 --> 00:43:40,799
Speaker 5: It's well, I was. I grabbed a pizza and I

942
00:43:40,840 --> 00:43:42,840
Speaker 5: came home and I filled my face with that and

943
00:43:42,880 --> 00:43:46,000
Speaker 5: my daughter looks at me in disgust. And she's nearly fifteen,

944
00:43:46,160 --> 00:43:49,520
Speaker 5: and she said to me, Dad, I've only known you

945
00:43:50,239 --> 00:43:52,719
Speaker 5: with foot war. So that was that was a really

946
00:43:52,760 --> 00:43:55,800
Speaker 5: interesting lend. Yeah, for it to be sort of rammed home.

947
00:43:55,760 --> 00:43:59,120
Speaker 1: Because the umpires, you guys cop it right, Like I

948
00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:01,520
Speaker 1: saw the other day at the Floe and as the

949
00:44:01,600 --> 00:44:05,279
Speaker 1: ores walked off at halftime, there were people screaming and

950
00:44:05,320 --> 00:44:06,680
Speaker 1: bullying and yelling the.

951
00:44:06,960 --> 00:44:09,680
Speaker 3: All time favorite sledge at Chamberlain. What was it?

952
00:44:10,320 --> 00:44:15,600
Speaker 5: The dingo took the wrong Chamberlain. There's no doubt that

953
00:44:15,800 --> 00:44:18,719
Speaker 5: this guy said, there is no doubt took the.

954
00:44:18,680 --> 00:44:22,080
Speaker 1: Wrong Do you guys cop it? But twenty years about?

955
00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:23,120
Speaker 1: Have you just had enough?

956
00:44:23,680 --> 00:44:23,719
Speaker 4: No?

957
00:44:23,920 --> 00:44:26,839
Speaker 5: I love the game, I love the passion right so

958
00:44:26,880 --> 00:44:30,400
Speaker 5: that this will make people upchuck their breakfast. We actually

959
00:44:30,440 --> 00:44:32,759
Speaker 5: share something in common everyone, Like all the masses out

960
00:44:32,760 --> 00:44:35,680
Speaker 5: there along with the umpires. We passionately loved the game

961
00:44:35,719 --> 00:44:38,120
Speaker 5: and invested in the game. I've got no drama with that,

962
00:44:39,080 --> 00:44:40,920
Speaker 5: save your death threat death threats. I don't need any

963
00:44:40,920 --> 00:44:43,959
Speaker 5: more of those. That's not in the of the game,

964
00:44:44,040 --> 00:44:46,839
Speaker 5: but the genuine love of the game and that it

965
00:44:46,880 --> 00:44:49,560
Speaker 5: actually makes it in COVID and we couldn't go to

966
00:44:49,600 --> 00:44:54,080
Speaker 5: the game. It was the worst. I'm not complaining. We're lucky,

967
00:44:54,080 --> 00:44:56,400
Speaker 5: we're able to do our thing, but just not having

968
00:44:56,920 --> 00:44:59,280
Speaker 5: humans there and that energy within the stadium.

969
00:44:59,400 --> 00:45:04,279
Speaker 3: You didn't like the cardboard cutouts, people buying funny that

970
00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:04,920
Speaker 3: people had.

971
00:45:04,920 --> 00:45:07,560
Speaker 1: To tweet abuse to you and see it actually screaming

972
00:45:07,560 --> 00:45:09,759
Speaker 1: and imc.

973
00:45:09,200 --> 00:45:11,120
Speaker 3: Amongst the players. You've got a good name, mate, Like

974
00:45:11,160 --> 00:45:13,560
Speaker 3: I know we've spoken to Petraca before about you, and

975
00:45:13,600 --> 00:45:15,040
Speaker 3: you know he always say you guys have a good

976
00:45:15,080 --> 00:45:18,239
Speaker 3: shout out there together. Coxy talks Sorry, Coxy talks you

977
00:45:18,360 --> 00:45:21,680
Speaker 3: up as well. I know. On a serious note, it

978
00:45:21,800 --> 00:45:25,560
Speaker 3: is extremely hard sometimes for football players because that has

979
00:45:25,560 --> 00:45:28,200
Speaker 3: been their world and when they hang up the boots,

980
00:45:28,520 --> 00:45:31,640
Speaker 3: there's that lack of like Jesus, what am I doing

981
00:45:31,680 --> 00:45:33,719
Speaker 3: with my life now? Is it a similar feeling with

982
00:45:33,840 --> 00:45:35,640
Speaker 3: umpires when you've done it for as long as you have.

983
00:45:35,960 --> 00:45:38,600
Speaker 5: That's that's a really fair question. My brother in law

984
00:45:38,640 --> 00:45:42,000
Speaker 5: played in the NRL for twenty years and he we

985
00:45:42,040 --> 00:45:46,680
Speaker 5: work together now. And so for me, I've seen that

986
00:45:46,760 --> 00:45:50,520
Speaker 5: happen even in umpiring. It's somebody's identity.

987
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:51,680
Speaker 3: And yeah, it's a sad part of what they've done.

988
00:45:51,840 --> 00:45:54,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, for me, I've always looked at I love umpiring

989
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:56,919
Speaker 5: and I love footy, but it's something I do. It's

990
00:45:56,920 --> 00:45:59,640
Speaker 5: not actually who I am. And you know, We've got

991
00:45:59,640 --> 00:46:03,160
Speaker 5: a business just down the road here, finance business. My

992
00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:05,680
Speaker 5: brothers and I. We have a foundation where we raise

993
00:46:05,760 --> 00:46:09,279
Speaker 5: money and distribute that for charities. And I have my

994
00:46:09,360 --> 00:46:11,120
Speaker 5: family and I've got other things I want to do.

995
00:46:11,520 --> 00:46:15,200
Speaker 5: Like you know, you sort of go through life. I

996
00:46:15,280 --> 00:46:18,359
Speaker 5: lived in Hotham Street in Saint Kilda, East, Yeah, and

997
00:46:18,440 --> 00:46:21,960
Speaker 5: every day for nearly ten years, twice a day I'd

998
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:23,880
Speaker 5: drive past Rip and Lee and I didn't even know

999
00:46:23,960 --> 00:46:27,719
Speaker 5: it existed until I got married. We got married there,

1000
00:46:27,760 --> 00:46:30,440
Speaker 5: and so you just things go by you in life

1001
00:46:30,680 --> 00:46:31,319
Speaker 5: you don't even know.

1002
00:46:31,360 --> 00:46:33,839
Speaker 3: It's just the one area I think it still needs

1003
00:46:33,840 --> 00:46:35,960
Speaker 3: a lot of work. In football, it's these young guys

1004
00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:37,960
Speaker 3: that just lose their whole identity.

1005
00:46:38,160 --> 00:46:41,160
Speaker 1: Quite good now with like getting making sure players educated

1006
00:46:41,160 --> 00:46:41,799
Speaker 1: and they've got a plan.

1007
00:46:42,560 --> 00:46:44,040
Speaker 3: Look, some of them are thirty five and they're like,

1008
00:46:44,040 --> 00:46:45,560
Speaker 3: bloody hell, I don't know how to do my washing.

1009
00:46:45,719 --> 00:46:47,400
Speaker 5: But you know the thing about it is just because

1010
00:46:47,440 --> 00:46:48,440
Speaker 5: you come through from a kid.

1011
00:46:48,640 --> 00:46:49,319
Speaker 3: Yeah, you love it.

1012
00:46:49,600 --> 00:46:53,040
Speaker 5: You don't actually do a lot else. I met David Parkin.

1013
00:46:53,120 --> 00:46:56,400
Speaker 5: He's just a wonderful human being and when he was

1014
00:46:56,440 --> 00:46:59,480
Speaker 5: coaching in the AFL, he would demand of his players

1015
00:46:59,480 --> 00:47:00,879
Speaker 5: that they had the that your work part.

1016
00:47:01,800 --> 00:47:05,680
Speaker 1: His daughter was my school teacher, so they were very

1017
00:47:05,719 --> 00:47:06,919
Speaker 1: there about education.

1018
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:09,920
Speaker 5: And so there We've always had. I've always had other

1019
00:47:09,960 --> 00:47:11,720
Speaker 5: stuff in my life, and I think it's important.

1020
00:47:11,719 --> 00:47:13,959
Speaker 1: So you've been out there for twenty years, you've seen

1021
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:16,840
Speaker 1: it all. Who's the worst player you've ever unpied?

1022
00:47:18,800 --> 00:47:21,239
Speaker 5: Okay? Good as in like cranky.

1023
00:47:20,960 --> 00:47:22,959
Speaker 1: Pants, who gave it to you the most?

1024
00:47:23,360 --> 00:47:28,120
Speaker 5: I'm peerless. There's it's daylight second, and I do want

1025
00:47:28,120 --> 00:47:30,520
Speaker 5: to preface it by saying I've never had a conversation

1026
00:47:30,600 --> 00:47:33,520
Speaker 5: with this human outside of the context of footy. Yeah,

1027
00:47:34,040 --> 00:47:35,040
Speaker 5: it could be the nicest person.

1028
00:47:35,160 --> 00:47:36,320
Speaker 1: This is all Whiteline Favo.

1029
00:47:36,640 --> 00:47:37,080
Speaker 5: Peter Bell.

1030
00:47:38,040 --> 00:47:41,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, that doesn't surprise me. He was free.

1031
00:47:41,920 --> 00:47:44,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, he played in North Melbourne. He was a Premiership player.

1032
00:47:44,520 --> 00:47:47,160
Speaker 5: He was the president of the Players Association before Paddy

1033
00:47:47,239 --> 00:47:48,799
Speaker 5: Dangerfield did.

1034
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:49,600
Speaker 1: He went to Freo.

1035
00:47:49,680 --> 00:47:52,080
Speaker 5: Do think Kevin Freemantle and now he owns half of

1036
00:47:52,080 --> 00:47:57,360
Speaker 5: Western Australia. He was a complete loser obviously. Yeah, but

1037
00:47:57,400 --> 00:47:59,719
Speaker 5: I tell you what chased around for two hours and

1038
00:48:00,200 --> 00:48:00,680
Speaker 5: give it to you.

1039
00:48:01,239 --> 00:48:04,000
Speaker 1: And who's like the biggest goodie two shoes. There's always

1040
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:06,360
Speaker 1: a teacher's pet. Who's the one that sucked up to

1041
00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:08,200
Speaker 1: you the most? And you thought, I know you're trying

1042
00:48:08,200 --> 00:48:10,400
Speaker 1: to get brown Low votes here? Yeah, you know, is

1043
00:48:10,440 --> 00:48:11,480
Speaker 1: that Christian Petrarca.

1044
00:48:11,640 --> 00:48:11,719
Speaker 4: No.

1045
00:48:11,719 --> 00:48:13,439
Speaker 3: I think he even said to us that he asked

1046
00:48:13,440 --> 00:48:16,680
Speaker 3: you for a brown Low bo when he's evolved.

1047
00:48:16,719 --> 00:48:18,520
Speaker 5: So when he come in, he was this young guy.

1048
00:48:18,640 --> 00:48:20,719
Speaker 5: You know, he's a big, angry sort of and it

1049
00:48:20,840 --> 00:48:21,920
Speaker 5: looked like it had a bit of a chip on

1050
00:48:21,920 --> 00:48:24,080
Speaker 5: his shoulder. But you just knew he was going to

1051
00:48:24,080 --> 00:48:26,240
Speaker 5: be like everyone had said, oh wait for this bloke.

1052
00:48:26,280 --> 00:48:28,399
Speaker 5: You know, we knew of him before he got there,

1053
00:48:28,880 --> 00:48:31,200
Speaker 5: and you could tell he was a winner. But to

1054
00:48:31,280 --> 00:48:33,400
Speaker 5: his credit, because you get a bit barky doesn't he

1055
00:48:33,640 --> 00:48:36,080
Speaker 5: but now he's he's but he grabs himself now before

1056
00:48:36,080 --> 00:48:37,440
Speaker 5: he he's real.

1057
00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:40,000
Speaker 3: No, that's what he said. He goes. I always offer

1058
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:42,040
Speaker 3: a razor a bit of a water with the water bottle.

1059
00:48:42,800 --> 00:48:44,319
Speaker 5: I think you feel sorry for me. He thinks I'm

1060
00:48:44,320 --> 00:48:44,960
Speaker 5: going to drop dead.

1061
00:48:45,719 --> 00:48:46,719
Speaker 3: Think just to brown my.

1062
00:48:46,760 --> 00:48:49,839
Speaker 1: Fa Finally, what about the fans? What team gives it

1063
00:48:49,880 --> 00:48:51,720
Speaker 1: to you the most? In terms of the cheer squad

1064
00:48:51,760 --> 00:48:52,600
Speaker 1: and the fans.

1065
00:48:52,280 --> 00:48:54,560
Speaker 5: It's evolved. When I started, the hardest place to go

1066
00:48:54,800 --> 00:48:58,880
Speaker 5: was over in Perth Yea. They actually made it like

1067
00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:01,480
Speaker 5: where you walk out onto the ground. They made this

1068
00:49:01,640 --> 00:49:06,360
Speaker 5: like tunnel because he's the lost Jesus.

1069
00:49:05,880 --> 00:49:08,480
Speaker 1: And Adelaide though they're shocking to.

1070
00:49:08,880 --> 00:49:11,319
Speaker 5: Yeah, they eve and flow, but I do find here

1071
00:49:11,320 --> 00:49:13,880
Speaker 5: in Melbourne. Over the last few years, the Bombers fans

1072
00:49:13,920 --> 00:49:17,800
Speaker 5: mean it. Oh yeah, giggles.

1073
00:49:17,960 --> 00:49:20,520
Speaker 3: Just quickly. We've got Shane Crawford coming in after eight

1074
00:49:20,560 --> 00:49:23,280
Speaker 3: thirty this morning. Crawl what's your what's your running?

1075
00:49:23,400 --> 00:49:23,640
Speaker 10: With him?

1076
00:49:23,640 --> 00:49:26,640
Speaker 5: Been like so Crawls hilarious, so for starters. When I

1077
00:49:26,719 --> 00:49:28,759
Speaker 5: was when he was killing it and I was coming up,

1078
00:49:28,920 --> 00:49:32,080
Speaker 5: everyone wanted to be Shane Crawford. The saddest thing about you.

1079
00:49:32,160 --> 00:49:33,719
Speaker 5: I'm not sure whether you know this, but for the

1080
00:49:33,960 --> 00:49:37,720
Speaker 5: ten years there where Shane didn't own a shirt with sleeves,

1081
00:49:37,719 --> 00:49:40,160
Speaker 5: so I don't know rated himself.

1082
00:49:41,160 --> 00:49:42,640
Speaker 1: He was a man for all seasons.

1083
00:49:42,880 --> 00:49:44,320
Speaker 3: Sorry, that's changed.

1084
00:49:45,920 --> 00:49:48,200
Speaker 1: His old name puts his dad arms away.

1085
00:49:48,480 --> 00:49:52,680
Speaker 5: Very kind man and very supportive. So now I'm a

1086
00:49:52,719 --> 00:49:53,600
Speaker 5: Shane Crawford.

1087
00:49:54,120 --> 00:49:56,320
Speaker 1: Because he won a brown Low and the umpires. Yeah,

1088
00:49:56,400 --> 00:49:57,920
Speaker 1: do you think that'll stay that way? That the umpires

1089
00:49:57,920 --> 00:49:59,760
Speaker 1: will continue to vote for the Brownlow.

1090
00:49:59,480 --> 00:50:02,680
Speaker 5: Because forever more otherwise it's not the brown lowest? Yeah,

1091
00:50:02,800 --> 00:50:03,720
Speaker 5: just another reward.

1092
00:50:03,960 --> 00:50:05,359
Speaker 1: And do you think footy is going to become one

1093
00:50:05,400 --> 00:50:07,520
Speaker 1: of those sports like tennis where there's no more repson

1094
00:50:07,600 --> 00:50:09,759
Speaker 1: it's all AI and videos.

1095
00:50:09,280 --> 00:50:12,360
Speaker 5: And it's the one sport that it won't happen to

1096
00:50:12,520 --> 00:50:15,360
Speaker 5: on the field. Maybe around the edges. Yeah whatever, but

1097
00:50:15,520 --> 00:50:18,600
Speaker 5: because of our laws, they need you. It's all interpretive dance,

1098
00:50:18,640 --> 00:50:20,000
Speaker 5: which sends everyone bonkers.

1099
00:50:20,040 --> 00:50:23,320
Speaker 3: Hey, we're on the air with Raiser Ray this morning.

1100
00:50:23,520 --> 00:50:28,520
Speaker 3: He is hanging up the whistle before we let you go. Look,

1101
00:50:28,600 --> 00:50:31,160
Speaker 3: a lot of kids out there have their favorite player

1102
00:50:31,280 --> 00:50:35,160
Speaker 3: and it's their hero. There is one kid who absolutely

1103
00:50:35,200 --> 00:50:38,439
Speaker 3: looks up to you on the footy Field and we've

1104
00:50:38,480 --> 00:50:40,480
Speaker 3: got him in the building this morning. He doesn't know

1105
00:50:40,560 --> 00:50:42,799
Speaker 3: you're here, and we want to get your help. Next

1106
00:50:42,800 --> 00:50:47,640
Speaker 3: to pull off a bit of a surprise done raiser

1107
00:50:47,760 --> 00:50:49,759
Speaker 3: Ray joining us on the air this morning. He is

1108
00:50:49,800 --> 00:50:52,400
Speaker 3: hanging up the whistle. Dare I say, one of the

1109
00:50:52,440 --> 00:50:55,920
Speaker 3: most well known umpires.

1110
00:50:54,880 --> 00:50:57,799
Speaker 1: Game, you've got more personality than most of them. I

1111
00:50:57,840 --> 00:51:00,239
Speaker 1: would say, I don't mean that in a mean to

1112
00:51:00,239 --> 00:51:01,319
Speaker 1: the others. I'm sure they're all great.

1113
00:51:01,320 --> 00:51:02,399
Speaker 5: It's hard minimization.

1114
00:51:03,520 --> 00:51:06,439
Speaker 1: You're our favorite. Who are we going to talk about

1115
00:51:06,440 --> 00:51:09,000
Speaker 1: when you're not their raiser? Although David Roden's quite like,

1116
00:51:09,320 --> 00:51:10,240
Speaker 1: he's quite animated.

1117
00:51:10,280 --> 00:51:12,920
Speaker 5: We do like the d Roddy and he's a serious dancer,

1118
00:51:13,560 --> 00:51:15,799
Speaker 5: which is a I think it is a great quality for.

1119
00:51:15,840 --> 00:51:17,759
Speaker 1: David Roden used to play for Richmond. He used to

1120
00:51:17,800 --> 00:51:20,239
Speaker 1: always do the AFL player review dancing thing, and now

1121
00:51:20,239 --> 00:51:22,960
Speaker 1: he's a goal umpire and he's so animated.

1122
00:51:23,480 --> 00:51:27,960
Speaker 5: Stars like a challenge yourself. Go On says yeah too scared,

1123
00:51:28,520 --> 00:51:29,160
Speaker 5: too scared.

1124
00:51:29,200 --> 00:51:31,200
Speaker 1: Right, I wouldn't go On says I don't need that.

1125
00:51:31,280 --> 00:51:33,560
Speaker 1: Aunt Middleton yelling in my face, thank you very much?

1126
00:51:33,600 --> 00:51:35,520
Speaker 5: Do you okay?

1127
00:51:35,760 --> 00:51:37,920
Speaker 3: Gold Watch when you retired. Do you get down lifetime

1128
00:51:37,920 --> 00:51:38,840
Speaker 3: tickets to the gym?

1129
00:51:39,120 --> 00:51:41,719
Speaker 5: Three hundred games AFL LOFE membership gets you that, so

1130
00:51:42,360 --> 00:51:44,560
Speaker 5: that's probably. They asked me, do you want to get

1131
00:51:44,560 --> 00:51:46,879
Speaker 5: to four hundred games? How many of you are three

1132
00:51:46,960 --> 00:51:50,480
Speaker 5: eighty something? And I said no, no, four hundred matter.

1133
00:51:50,600 --> 00:51:50,759
Speaker 3: I go.

1134
00:51:50,880 --> 00:51:52,840
Speaker 5: Three hundred is the one that gets you the tickets

1135
00:51:52,840 --> 00:51:53,200
Speaker 5: for life.

1136
00:51:53,520 --> 00:51:56,040
Speaker 1: They give you a rolex at four hundred. You'll play

1137
00:51:56,120 --> 00:51:57,000
Speaker 1: till four hundred.

1138
00:51:58,160 --> 00:52:01,160
Speaker 5: Now, my brother's got a role x. I get that

1139
00:52:01,400 --> 00:52:02,439
Speaker 5: face team.

1140
00:52:02,480 --> 00:52:03,560
Speaker 1: Are you not a break for a team?

1141
00:52:04,320 --> 00:52:08,359
Speaker 5: No, we have to hate them all the same. I'm

1142
00:52:08,360 --> 00:52:11,239
Speaker 5: a Pittsburgh Steelers fan and Camber raiders up the milk.

1143
00:52:11,320 --> 00:52:12,919
Speaker 1: Do you think when you hang up the whistle you'll

1144
00:52:12,960 --> 00:52:13,520
Speaker 1: get a team?

1145
00:52:13,920 --> 00:52:15,240
Speaker 5: I'd love to go full Nuffy.

1146
00:52:15,920 --> 00:52:17,200
Speaker 1: I could see you in the cheese.

1147
00:52:17,360 --> 00:52:18,880
Speaker 5: I'd love to be able to get.

1148
00:52:18,960 --> 00:52:21,200
Speaker 1: Just maybe at the bombs. They're the team he said,

1149
00:52:21,239 --> 00:52:23,520
Speaker 1: hated you the most. Maybe you could hang up the

1150
00:52:23,520 --> 00:52:24,399
Speaker 1: whistle and go and join.

1151
00:52:26,120 --> 00:52:28,520
Speaker 3: To respect a razor. I take you as a face painter,

1152
00:52:28,760 --> 00:52:30,279
Speaker 3: like I can see him as a full Nuffy in

1153
00:52:30,280 --> 00:52:33,640
Speaker 3: the crowd. Hey, we got a phone call from a

1154
00:52:33,640 --> 00:52:36,279
Speaker 3: lovely lady named Beck. A couple of weeks ago, she

1155
00:52:36,320 --> 00:52:38,080
Speaker 3: called us about her son, Mason. Take a listen.

1156
00:52:38,719 --> 00:52:41,480
Speaker 12: My youngest son is obsessed with being an afl umpire.

1157
00:52:42,280 --> 00:52:44,680
Speaker 12: So we bought him the whole get up. He's got

1158
00:52:44,680 --> 00:52:46,960
Speaker 12: like the top, the short everything.

1159
00:52:46,800 --> 00:52:47,440
Speaker 1: And the whistle.

1160
00:52:47,920 --> 00:52:52,560
Speaker 12: Oh no, it was so adorable because he knows all

1161
00:52:52,600 --> 00:52:56,359
Speaker 12: the hand signals and everything. But it is a nightmare. Yeah,

1162
00:52:56,440 --> 00:52:59,200
Speaker 12: he wants to be playing umpire outside all the time.

1163
00:52:59,200 --> 00:53:00,520
Speaker 12: We get messages for the neighbors.

1164
00:53:00,560 --> 00:53:01,160
Speaker 1: How old is he?

1165
00:53:01,239 --> 00:53:01,479
Speaker 3: Beck?

1166
00:53:02,120 --> 00:53:02,719
Speaker 12: He's ten?

1167
00:53:07,400 --> 00:53:09,080
Speaker 1: The umpire footy umpire?

1168
00:53:10,560 --> 00:53:12,080
Speaker 12: My god, he would lose it.

1169
00:53:12,680 --> 00:53:17,080
Speaker 3: Well, join us in the studio this morning. Bring him in.

1170
00:53:17,200 --> 00:53:20,440
Speaker 3: He's a such a nice kid. He will be extremely shy,

1171
00:53:20,480 --> 00:53:22,520
Speaker 3: but he is decked out in his umpire gear.

1172
00:53:23,840 --> 00:53:27,719
Speaker 1: Ten year old Mason. It's razor ray.

1173
00:53:29,360 --> 00:53:29,839
Speaker 4: Are you good?

1174
00:53:30,360 --> 00:53:31,960
Speaker 3: And he's brought in treats.

1175
00:53:32,800 --> 00:53:35,959
Speaker 1: Talking to the Michael. What did you say, Mason? They're

1176
00:53:36,080 --> 00:53:40,040
Speaker 1: the tired, Yeah, tired because he's old.

1177
00:53:40,200 --> 00:53:42,200
Speaker 5: I have made I've got to rest. I've got to rest.

1178
00:53:42,239 --> 00:53:42,479
Speaker 4: Now.

1179
00:53:43,239 --> 00:53:45,480
Speaker 1: You and Mason, when you grow up, what do you

1180
00:53:45,480 --> 00:53:45,840
Speaker 1: want to be?

1181
00:53:46,760 --> 00:53:47,360
Speaker 3: Umpire?

1182
00:53:47,840 --> 00:53:49,080
Speaker 1: An umpire?

1183
00:53:49,760 --> 00:53:52,040
Speaker 5: We need lots of umpires, Mason, So I think we'll

1184
00:53:52,080 --> 00:53:53,400
Speaker 5: be able to find you a place.

1185
00:53:53,239 --> 00:53:56,279
Speaker 1: Mate, Mason, how old are you tent You're about the

1186
00:53:56,280 --> 00:53:58,759
Speaker 1: same high as Razor Ray. You could get a job

1187
00:53:58,840 --> 00:53:59,800
Speaker 1: probably this week.

1188
00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:01,360
Speaker 3: You give it.

1189
00:54:01,480 --> 00:54:04,080
Speaker 1: My kid, I reckon his uniformed fit.

1190
00:54:04,480 --> 00:54:08,960
Speaker 3: What team do you support, mate, Oh, Sydney, Sydney, I

1191
00:54:08,960 --> 00:54:09,640
Speaker 3: can't win them more.

1192
00:54:10,080 --> 00:54:15,680
Speaker 1: Hey, bet Hey, Beck, Your little boy desperately wants to

1193
00:54:15,680 --> 00:54:18,719
Speaker 1: be an umpire when he grows up. How excited is

1194
00:54:18,760 --> 00:54:21,160
Speaker 1: he when he puts on his umpire uniform and blows

1195
00:54:21,200 --> 00:54:21,960
Speaker 1: into that whistle?

1196
00:54:22,440 --> 00:54:27,680
Speaker 4: So excited he sleeps in it. He wears it all the.

1197
00:54:27,640 --> 00:54:30,879
Speaker 12: Time when it's any occasion at school like bookweek all that.

1198
00:54:31,960 --> 00:54:33,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, he wears it all the time.

1199
00:54:34,160 --> 00:54:37,480
Speaker 12: I am constantly washing it so sponsored by some kind

1200
00:54:37,520 --> 00:54:38,520
Speaker 12: of laundry detergent.

1201
00:54:38,600 --> 00:54:41,880
Speaker 3: But look, I want to get Mason this morning to

1202
00:54:41,880 --> 00:54:43,799
Speaker 3: meet one of his heroes. But I also wanted to

1203
00:54:43,840 --> 00:54:45,360
Speaker 3: point out to raise it that it's not just the

1204
00:54:45,360 --> 00:54:47,799
Speaker 3: players out there that have kids looking up to him. Mate.

1205
00:54:48,440 --> 00:54:50,600
Speaker 3: You know, little people like Mason have looked up to

1206
00:54:50,640 --> 00:54:52,879
Speaker 3: you over the past twenty years of doing this job,

1207
00:54:52,920 --> 00:54:54,200
Speaker 3: and you make an impact on people.

1208
00:54:54,360 --> 00:54:57,399
Speaker 5: Thanks so much, Jay, So I really appreciate Lauren. That's

1209
00:54:57,520 --> 00:54:59,839
Speaker 5: very kind. And Mason, thanks so much for coming into

1210
00:55:00,160 --> 00:55:02,520
Speaker 5: Hello mate, It's made my day.

1211
00:55:03,360 --> 00:55:05,400
Speaker 1: Hey Mason, do you know all the like, what do

1212
00:55:05,480 --> 00:55:07,279
Speaker 1: the umpires do do they? What do you do when

1213
00:55:07,280 --> 00:55:08,040
Speaker 1: you get a goal.

1214
00:55:11,239 --> 00:55:11,920
Speaker 4: That's touched?

1215
00:55:11,960 --> 00:55:12,160
Speaker 5: Yep?

1216
00:55:12,200 --> 00:55:15,320
Speaker 1: Tapping his hands? Yeah you yep?

1217
00:55:16,560 --> 00:55:19,520
Speaker 3: You know what's sad? Guys. He knows so much more

1218
00:55:19,520 --> 00:55:24,399
Speaker 3: than me, and he is a gooder mag Well, look,

1219
00:55:24,400 --> 00:55:26,120
Speaker 3: I'll tell you what. Well, let's get some photos off

1220
00:55:26,160 --> 00:55:29,280
Speaker 3: the air. But Mace, thanks for coming in. Razing, thanks

1221
00:55:29,280 --> 00:55:31,000
Speaker 3: for your service. Lauren and I are going to make

1222
00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:33,319
Speaker 3: you a banner for your last game. Looking forward to it.

1223
00:55:33,320 --> 00:55:34,879
Speaker 1: Mason, do you want to come and help us make

1224
00:55:34,880 --> 00:55:36,920
Speaker 1: a banner for Razor Ray for his last game that

1225
00:55:36,960 --> 00:55:39,680
Speaker 1: he can run through? Yeah? Yeah, okay, you can be

1226
00:55:39,719 --> 00:55:41,040
Speaker 1: part of the Razor quad.

1227
00:55:41,160 --> 00:55:42,879
Speaker 3: That would have been bloody awkward if he said he's busy.

1228
00:55:43,440 --> 00:55:48,200
Speaker 3: Let's head to Kragiber morning. Rachel, good morning.

1229
00:55:48,960 --> 00:55:50,600
Speaker 1: You are in the middle of kids drop off.

1230
00:55:50,640 --> 00:55:53,120
Speaker 8: I believe I am My son's going to get his

1231
00:55:53,160 --> 00:55:54,040
Speaker 8: protected school.

1232
00:55:54,040 --> 00:55:55,399
Speaker 9: So I've got him and his mate in the car

1233
00:55:55,440 --> 00:55:55,719
Speaker 9: with me.

1234
00:55:56,560 --> 00:55:58,680
Speaker 3: All right, Well, all right down, lads. Mom needs to

1235
00:55:58,680 --> 00:56:02,399
Speaker 3: win Mimosa money. All right. Do you want an easy

1236
00:56:02,480 --> 00:56:06,840
Speaker 3: question for fifty bucks, a medium question for five hundred,

1237
00:56:07,360 --> 00:56:09,000
Speaker 3: or do you want to roll the dice and go

1238
00:56:09,280 --> 00:56:10,040
Speaker 3: for five k.

1239
00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:12,239
Speaker 9: We'll go for the big one.

1240
00:56:12,239 --> 00:56:16,279
Speaker 3: We'll go for five k, five thousand dollars. Love it,

1241
00:56:16,320 --> 00:56:17,320
Speaker 3: go big, go home.

1242
00:56:18,160 --> 00:56:21,080
Speaker 1: Okay, here we go, Rachel. I'm going to ask you

1243
00:56:21,160 --> 00:56:25,040
Speaker 1: a question and you've got three seconds to answer. You

1244
00:56:25,120 --> 00:56:28,120
Speaker 1: got to get in quick. If the buzzer beats you, unfortunately,

1245
00:56:28,239 --> 00:56:29,960
Speaker 1: the money will stay in our bank account. If you

1246
00:56:29,960 --> 00:56:31,680
Speaker 1: get it right, It's coming your.

1247
00:56:31,600 --> 00:56:35,960
Speaker 3: Way, Rachel. Yep, just remember, take a guess, all right.

1248
00:56:36,040 --> 00:56:40,640
Speaker 3: I'll just listen to the question. Don't overthink it.

1249
00:56:40,920 --> 00:56:46,120
Speaker 1: Take a guess, okay, Rachel from Craigieburn for five thousand dollars.

1250
00:56:47,200 --> 00:56:52,399
Speaker 1: What is the offspring of a hedgehog called three two?

1251
00:56:54,560 --> 00:56:55,120
Speaker 7: Not a cap?

1252
00:56:55,960 --> 00:56:57,279
Speaker 1: It is a hoglet?

1253
00:56:58,680 --> 00:57:00,680
Speaker 5: And I was like, overthink it.

1254
00:57:01,120 --> 00:57:04,719
Speaker 1: There is a kid's book about it. The book is

1255
00:57:04,760 --> 00:57:07,320
Speaker 1: a kid I remember it. I wrote down on the

1256
00:57:07,360 --> 00:57:09,440
Speaker 1: top of the piece of Hoper Jace, I think it's

1257
00:57:09,480 --> 00:57:18,000
Speaker 1: going to go today, Rachel. Rachel, I really thought it

1258
00:57:18,040 --> 00:57:20,040
Speaker 1: was going today and you would have deserved it when it.

1259
00:57:20,040 --> 00:57:22,240
Speaker 3: Came up on the screen saying you had a couple

1260
00:57:22,240 --> 00:57:24,080
Speaker 3: of kids. I'm like, yeah, get the money out of

1261
00:57:24,080 --> 00:57:27,760
Speaker 3: the safet, the money back at the safe. I'll tell

1262
00:57:27,760 --> 00:57:28,080
Speaker 3: you what, you know.

1263
00:57:30,320 --> 00:57:33,120
Speaker 1: The hinge part of their name comes from where they

1264
00:57:33,120 --> 00:57:35,480
Speaker 1: build their nests, and the hog park comes from the

1265
00:57:35,520 --> 00:57:37,960
Speaker 1: small snorting and grunting sound they make, which is why

1266
00:57:37,960 --> 00:57:39,040
Speaker 1: it's a hog lit.

1267
00:57:39,600 --> 00:57:41,800
Speaker 3: I'll tell you what. I am going to hook you

1268
00:57:41,840 --> 00:57:45,640
Speaker 3: up with. The family past to gun, Buy a World,

1269
00:57:45,880 --> 00:57:49,760
Speaker 3: love that exactly. Come and get a not the five K,

1270
00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:52,080
Speaker 3: Come get a see.

1271
00:57:51,920 --> 00:57:53,720
Speaker 1: The five K, but they'll enjoy a gun by a

1272
00:57:53,760 --> 00:57:54,360
Speaker 1: wild gun.

1273
00:57:54,400 --> 00:57:57,080
Speaker 3: Buy a World theme park where water slides, thrill rides,

1274
00:57:57,080 --> 00:57:59,560
Speaker 3: and wildlife collide. Hey, nice to meet you, Rachel, have

1275
00:57:59,600 --> 00:58:00,080
Speaker 3: a great.

1276
00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:02,200
Speaker 9: Thank you guys.

1277
00:58:02,520 --> 00:58:04,040
Speaker 3: You got Jas and Lauren.

1278
00:58:04,080 --> 00:58:09,320
Speaker 1: This morning I saw something on Instagram on the gram

1279
00:58:09,400 --> 00:58:12,520
Speaker 1: which someone I know posted and I was just like,

1280
00:58:12,560 --> 00:58:15,120
Speaker 1: that cannot be real. Do I know you don't know

1281
00:58:15,200 --> 00:58:18,640
Speaker 1: this person. I don't think she is a mother of

1282
00:58:18,680 --> 00:58:21,640
Speaker 1: one and she posted, you know, on Instagram. Sometimes on

1283
00:58:21,720 --> 00:58:25,760
Speaker 1: stories people will write something to be she has posted

1284
00:58:26,920 --> 00:58:31,360
Speaker 1: my child got sent home with a bag of She's

1285
00:58:31,360 --> 00:58:34,360
Speaker 1: got the poo emoji my child has been sent home

1286
00:58:34,400 --> 00:58:36,840
Speaker 1: with a bag of poop again today from child's care.

1287
00:58:38,040 --> 00:58:40,280
Speaker 1: Is it whild that we pay this much to day

1288
00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:43,960
Speaker 1: and yet our children get they head back home with

1289
00:58:44,080 --> 00:58:48,320
Speaker 1: brightly colored bags of toilet training mishaps. Why can't these

1290
00:58:48,400 --> 00:58:51,400
Speaker 1: be thrown out? And I sent her a message saying

1291
00:58:52,040 --> 00:58:54,880
Speaker 1: your joke, like that's a joke, and she said no,

1292
00:58:56,640 --> 00:58:59,600
Speaker 1: they send the kids poop home in a plastic bag

1293
00:59:00,240 --> 00:59:05,080
Speaker 1: tied to her backpack. That is not a thing that

1294
00:59:05,160 --> 00:59:05,680
Speaker 1: is happening.

1295
00:59:06,680 --> 00:59:07,040
Speaker 3: Question.

1296
00:59:08,240 --> 00:59:10,520
Speaker 1: I might not have the answers to this because I

1297
00:59:10,560 --> 00:59:12,200
Speaker 1: don't have a kid, but I've got a dog and

1298
00:59:12,240 --> 00:59:15,000
Speaker 1: if my dog walker bought the dog back with it's

1299
00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:17,200
Speaker 1: poop tied in a bag around its neck, I would

1300
00:59:17,240 --> 00:59:18,160
Speaker 1: be weirded out.

1301
00:59:18,840 --> 00:59:23,720
Speaker 3: This isn't okay, bick to one packing Google, hang on,

1302
00:59:23,840 --> 00:59:28,840
Speaker 3: hang on in the bag? Is it the soiled clothes?

1303
00:59:29,200 --> 00:59:32,040
Speaker 1: I don't think so. Thirteen twenty fourteen. If you've got

1304
00:59:32,040 --> 00:59:34,800
Speaker 1: a kid at daycare and you have been saying I

1305
00:59:34,840 --> 00:59:37,880
Speaker 1: need more information, now she just said a bag of poop.

1306
00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:40,680
Speaker 3: I've had two kids that have done hard time in daycare.

1307
00:59:42,120 --> 00:59:43,720
Speaker 3: See how they refer to its prison rules.

1308
00:59:43,800 --> 00:59:44,440
Speaker 1: Is this happening?

1309
00:59:44,480 --> 00:59:47,360
Speaker 3: And if a mishap happened at daycare and the pants

1310
00:59:47,360 --> 00:59:49,640
Speaker 3: need to be they would send the pants home.

1311
00:59:49,760 --> 00:59:52,000
Speaker 1: I think daycare should chuck them in the wash first personally,

1312
00:59:52,080 --> 00:59:52,640
Speaker 1: But that's me.

1313
00:59:52,880 --> 00:59:57,040
Speaker 3: But you're not you're not actually sending the thing home.

1314
00:59:58,000 --> 01:00:04,280
Speaker 1: They're sending she said, I've been. My child has come

1315
01:00:04,320 --> 01:00:09,040
Speaker 1: home yet again, no leath a bag, a brightly colored

1316
01:00:09,120 --> 01:00:12,480
Speaker 1: bag of poop tied to her backpack.

1317
01:00:12,560 --> 01:00:13,880
Speaker 3: But hang on, is this a shame?

1318
01:00:13,960 --> 01:00:17,000
Speaker 1: And I said, wait, they sent your child home with

1319
01:00:17,080 --> 01:00:19,680
Speaker 1: its poop and she said, oh, yes, all wrapped up

1320
01:00:19,760 --> 01:00:24,520
Speaker 1: in a little bag tied to the school bag. Totally bonkers.

1321
01:00:24,640 --> 01:00:27,960
Speaker 3: No, but is this to shame the kids? Like? Sorry,

1322
01:00:27,960 --> 01:00:30,160
Speaker 3: but is this to shame the child? I don't understand.

1323
01:00:30,280 --> 01:00:33,760
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know, But why isn't it

1324
01:00:33,800 --> 01:00:34,160
Speaker 1: in the bin?

1325
01:00:35,520 --> 01:00:39,959
Speaker 3: I've never ever in my life seen the child.

1326
01:00:40,400 --> 01:00:41,640
Speaker 1: Can you look at out phones?

1327
01:00:41,840 --> 01:00:44,120
Speaker 3: Our finest there twenty.

1328
01:00:43,880 --> 01:00:46,720
Speaker 1: Fourth there's like six hundred phone calls that have come

1329
01:00:46,800 --> 01:00:47,720
Speaker 1: through this.

1330
01:00:47,720 --> 01:00:49,840
Speaker 3: This is not a thing. Please, I've done two rounds

1331
01:00:49,840 --> 01:00:52,080
Speaker 3: of daycare. They've never sent them home with poo and

1332
01:00:52,080 --> 01:00:55,439
Speaker 3: a bag like I've had the soil pants, But I've like,

1333
01:00:55,880 --> 01:00:57,880
Speaker 3: is it a shame thing? Do they sit there as

1334
01:00:57,920 --> 01:00:59,600
Speaker 3: the child's leaving daycare? Going shame?

1335
01:01:00,720 --> 01:01:05,680
Speaker 1: I have no idea chase, but for the parents would

1336
01:01:05,720 --> 01:01:07,680
Speaker 1: No one wants a bag of poop coming home.

1337
01:01:08,080 --> 01:01:09,640
Speaker 3: Never ever heard of this?

1338
01:01:09,640 --> 01:01:12,480
Speaker 1: This is why I googled it. So which is something

1339
01:01:12,480 --> 01:01:16,120
Speaker 1: that I cannot believe that I have put in Google.

1340
01:01:16,640 --> 01:01:18,479
Speaker 1: I just went on Google dot com and I said,

1341
01:01:18,560 --> 01:01:22,320
Speaker 1: do daycares send kids pooh home in a bag? And

1342
01:01:22,360 --> 01:01:24,520
Speaker 1: there is an article on news dot com that says

1343
01:01:24,720 --> 01:01:28,040
Speaker 1: some child kiss senders in Australia sending kids with home

1344
01:01:28,160 --> 01:01:29,720
Speaker 1: with their pooh in a labeled bag.

1345
01:01:29,880 --> 01:01:32,360
Speaker 3: No, I'm sorry. This is a hard no from me

1346
01:01:32,880 --> 01:01:34,439
Speaker 3: or a firm no, depending what's in the bag.

1347
01:01:34,520 --> 01:01:36,680
Speaker 1: What's going on? Daycares of Melbourne.

1348
01:01:36,200 --> 01:01:39,480
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four ten is our number? Has your child

1349
01:01:39,520 --> 01:01:43,080
Speaker 3: come home with a special present in a bag.

1350
01:01:42,920 --> 01:01:45,760
Speaker 1: Tied to its backpack and like a little you know

1351
01:01:45,800 --> 01:01:47,919
Speaker 1: when the kids have the key rings on their face?

1352
01:01:48,720 --> 01:01:49,680
Speaker 3: Is it a clear bag?

1353
01:01:50,720 --> 01:01:51,080
Speaker 4: She said?

1354
01:01:51,080 --> 01:01:53,680
Speaker 1: Brightly colored bags? I'm imagining dog poop bags.

1355
01:01:54,800 --> 01:01:56,920
Speaker 3: God, this is bringing back memories. I pissed myself in

1356
01:01:57,000 --> 01:02:00,800
Speaker 3: year two. I'll never forget that and did that. I

1357
01:02:00,880 --> 01:02:03,560
Speaker 3: just came home wearing the clothes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, wasn't

1358
01:02:03,560 --> 01:02:06,840
Speaker 3: going to come as Dignity thirteen twenty.

1359
01:02:07,240 --> 01:02:08,880
Speaker 1: Hose them down the now we are thirty.

1360
01:02:09,240 --> 01:02:10,400
Speaker 3: You don't hose them down.

1361
01:02:10,480 --> 01:02:11,280
Speaker 1: I grew up in Queensland.

1362
01:02:11,320 --> 01:02:11,680
Speaker 4: It's warm.

1363
01:02:11,680 --> 01:02:12,320
Speaker 1: Hose them down here.

1364
01:02:12,520 --> 01:02:15,120
Speaker 3: Fun thirteen twenty four ten is our number. If this

1365
01:02:15,200 --> 01:02:18,479
Speaker 3: is a thing, have you had your child come home

1366
01:02:18,600 --> 01:02:22,920
Speaker 3: from daycare with a president a bag? This rattles me.

1367
01:02:23,560 --> 01:02:25,840
Speaker 1: It rattles me too. It rattles me more than you, Jason,

1368
01:02:25,840 --> 01:02:28,640
Speaker 1: because I don't have children. You've got three. You've been

1369
01:02:28,680 --> 01:02:29,920
Speaker 1: through the daycare days.

1370
01:02:30,720 --> 01:02:33,280
Speaker 3: My kid's daycare did this to me. I'd pull them

1371
01:02:33,320 --> 01:02:33,800
Speaker 3: out and put.

1372
01:02:33,640 --> 01:02:37,000
Speaker 1: Them in different backca It's happening everywhere. So my friend

1373
01:02:37,440 --> 01:02:40,040
Speaker 1: posted any thing on Instagram saying, I cannot believe my

1374
01:02:40,120 --> 01:02:43,440
Speaker 1: child who has been sent home again from daycare with

1375
01:02:43,520 --> 01:02:48,360
Speaker 1: a brightly colored bag of pooh tied to her bag.

1376
01:02:48,520 --> 01:02:51,800
Speaker 3: Just want to clarify, not pants like that about an accident.

1377
01:02:52,040 --> 01:02:54,440
Speaker 1: She said, it was just a bag of peep.

1378
01:02:54,640 --> 01:02:58,000
Speaker 3: Stephanie called, is this happening? Is this a thing?

1379
01:03:00,080 --> 01:03:00,360
Speaker 10: It is?

1380
01:03:01,760 --> 01:03:05,400
Speaker 8: Recently. I've worked in child care for many years and

1381
01:03:05,440 --> 01:03:08,400
Speaker 8: I've never seen it, But since having my own children,

1382
01:03:08,840 --> 01:03:10,560
Speaker 8: it happened to be quite a few times, and I

1383
01:03:10,600 --> 01:03:11,480
Speaker 8: was so confused.

1384
01:03:11,760 --> 01:03:13,640
Speaker 1: So what is it you get your kid comes home

1385
01:03:13,640 --> 01:03:16,760
Speaker 1: with his little bluey backpack on and he's got a

1386
01:03:16,760 --> 01:03:19,920
Speaker 1: little blue bag of his poop died in it.

1387
01:03:21,320 --> 01:03:24,840
Speaker 8: Yes, exactly that, And I questioned it a few times

1388
01:03:25,320 --> 01:03:27,920
Speaker 8: and it did eventually start happening. But yeah, I was

1389
01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:29,480
Speaker 8: quite mortified when I found one.

1390
01:03:29,600 --> 01:03:31,840
Speaker 3: Why but hang on, you're mortified? How does the poor

1391
01:03:32,040 --> 01:03:32,960
Speaker 3: child feel?

1392
01:03:35,160 --> 01:03:37,520
Speaker 8: Yeah, definitely confronting.

1393
01:03:37,880 --> 01:03:39,640
Speaker 1: But why did you ask why they did it?

1394
01:03:39,760 --> 01:03:42,920
Speaker 3: Thanks for coming into work today, Laurens. Just let me

1395
01:03:42,960 --> 01:03:44,800
Speaker 3: try this turd to your handbag see.

1396
01:03:44,760 --> 01:03:46,760
Speaker 1: Later, Like it wasn't in his little geenes and it's

1397
01:03:46,800 --> 01:03:48,400
Speaker 1: just the bag of the clothes. Background.

1398
01:03:48,400 --> 01:03:50,280
Speaker 3: Well, let's check with mel in Hampton mail. Is it

1399
01:03:50,280 --> 01:03:51,280
Speaker 3: happening in Hampton?

1400
01:03:52,280 --> 01:03:53,160
Speaker 9: It certainly is.

1401
01:03:53,600 --> 01:03:57,200
Speaker 12: And my boys is ten and eleven, and this was

1402
01:03:57,200 --> 01:03:58,680
Speaker 12: happening like.

1403
01:03:59,320 --> 01:04:00,480
Speaker 1: Ten years ago, long ago.

1404
01:04:00,800 --> 01:04:04,400
Speaker 9: And it's because, like, if you think about it, no.

1405
01:04:04,320 --> 01:04:07,320
Speaker 7: One wants to clean up other kids.

1406
01:04:07,920 --> 01:04:10,880
Speaker 3: Oh shit, were they putting it in the bag? You're

1407
01:04:10,880 --> 01:04:14,600
Speaker 3: dealing with it anyway. A bag's a smaller hole than

1408
01:04:14,600 --> 01:04:15,600
Speaker 3: a toilet.

1409
01:04:15,320 --> 01:04:17,280
Speaker 5: But is it close smaller top?

1410
01:04:17,400 --> 01:04:19,640
Speaker 1: I get it if it's clothes coming home, because you

1411
01:04:19,680 --> 01:04:21,280
Speaker 1: don't want to throw them out every time a kid

1412
01:04:21,280 --> 01:04:22,000
Speaker 1: has an accident.

1413
01:04:22,240 --> 01:04:25,880
Speaker 3: Let's go to Kylie and Melton. Get a Kylie Hewing.

1414
01:04:25,960 --> 01:04:28,040
Speaker 1: This is what happened to you, Kylie.

1415
01:04:28,600 --> 01:04:31,240
Speaker 10: Oh my god, this is like the previous caller. This

1416
01:04:31,400 --> 01:04:33,720
Speaker 10: is some time ago, probably over ten years ago, so

1417
01:04:33,720 --> 01:04:37,040
Speaker 10: it's going on so well, not once, but twice my

1418
01:04:37,120 --> 01:04:41,280
Speaker 10: child got sent home with the knickers in the bag

1419
01:04:41,480 --> 01:04:44,160
Speaker 10: full of poof like they didn't even empty out what

1420
01:04:44,200 --> 01:04:47,960
Speaker 10: they could come pooh and tied it up in the

1421
01:04:47,960 --> 01:04:50,880
Speaker 10: plastic bag and then they put it inside her backpack

1422
01:04:51,000 --> 01:04:52,800
Speaker 10: that has all work, clean clothes and everything.

1423
01:04:52,880 --> 01:04:54,800
Speaker 1: Oh, I didn't go everywhere.

1424
01:04:54,640 --> 01:05:00,520
Speaker 10: Absolutely disgusting. They didn't go everywhere, but the smell did ring.

1425
01:05:00,200 --> 01:05:01,880
Speaker 3: Nothing worse than when you forget to clear out the

1426
01:05:01,960 --> 01:05:04,680
Speaker 3: lunch box. You didn't have one of those situations.

1427
01:05:04,760 --> 01:05:08,640
Speaker 10: They complain and question about it, and it was like

1428
01:05:08,720 --> 01:05:09,360
Speaker 10: nothing to them.

1429
01:05:09,760 --> 01:05:11,800
Speaker 1: But I guess that I get. I get the data

1430
01:05:12,160 --> 01:05:12,640
Speaker 1: on poop.

1431
01:05:14,600 --> 01:05:17,439
Speaker 10: At least put that in the toilet exactly and tuck

1432
01:05:17,560 --> 01:05:18,439
Speaker 10: nickers out as well.

1433
01:05:18,800 --> 01:05:22,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, see, I would I get that people don't want

1434
01:05:22,000 --> 01:05:24,560
Speaker 1: their kids clothes being thrown out, but surely there's just

1435
01:05:24,600 --> 01:05:28,000
Speaker 1: some like poop washing machine that anything with poop or

1436
01:05:28,080 --> 01:05:30,680
Speaker 1: vomit on. It just gets thrown in there and disinfected,

1437
01:05:30,720 --> 01:05:32,200
Speaker 1: and then it goes into lost property and you can

1438
01:05:32,200 --> 01:05:33,160
Speaker 1: pick it up at the end of the week.

1439
01:05:33,280 --> 01:05:35,560
Speaker 3: Charlie, what you're feeling on Lauren suggestion where we hose

1440
01:05:35,640 --> 01:05:39,120
Speaker 3: the children down, That might work.

1441
01:05:39,160 --> 01:05:41,320
Speaker 1: I said in Queensland where it was warmer. You couldn't

1442
01:05:41,320 --> 01:05:42,280
Speaker 1: do it in Melbourne winter.

1443
01:05:42,400 --> 01:05:43,960
Speaker 4: Okay, hang on, no problem.

1444
01:05:44,040 --> 01:05:46,520
Speaker 3: Jess is called through. She is a kindie teacher.

1445
01:05:46,800 --> 01:05:48,640
Speaker 1: Yes, what is going on?

1446
01:05:48,840 --> 01:05:51,560
Speaker 3: You're cooked or cooked?

1447
01:05:52,480 --> 01:05:57,920
Speaker 7: Well? Yeah, so I totally agree. It's disgusting And normally

1448
01:05:57,920 --> 01:06:00,680
Speaker 7: what I do is I have to wake the poop

1449
01:06:00,760 --> 01:06:05,439
Speaker 7: into the toilet from the money. So and then some

1450
01:06:05,600 --> 01:06:09,480
Speaker 7: parents get really upset if you throw them out, yeah,

1451
01:06:09,560 --> 01:06:11,560
Speaker 7: send them home. Yeah, like if you throw out there

1452
01:06:11,640 --> 01:06:14,080
Speaker 7: nickers or drugs, they get it really upsets.

1453
01:06:14,640 --> 01:06:15,200
Speaker 1: Expensive.

1454
01:06:15,280 --> 01:06:18,040
Speaker 7: We just flick it out and then pop it in

1455
01:06:18,240 --> 01:06:19,120
Speaker 7: so little.

1456
01:06:19,040 --> 01:06:20,600
Speaker 4: Okay, spend it.

1457
01:06:20,960 --> 01:06:23,120
Speaker 1: Okay, So you're doing you're putting the clothes in. You're

1458
01:06:23,160 --> 01:06:25,120
Speaker 1: not just putting You're not just raw dog in a

1459
01:06:25,160 --> 01:06:25,720
Speaker 1: poop in there.

1460
01:06:25,880 --> 01:06:29,080
Speaker 7: No, No, that's that's disgusting and it's disgusting to have

1461
01:06:29,120 --> 01:06:31,040
Speaker 7: to flick it in the toilet in the first place.

1462
01:06:31,080 --> 01:06:32,320
Speaker 3: Well, we thank you for your service.

1463
01:06:32,480 --> 01:06:34,840
Speaker 1: Es. Hey, Jess, how do you feel about the communal

1464
01:06:35,240 --> 01:06:38,560
Speaker 1: poop and vomit washing machines? If anything's got poop or

1465
01:06:38,640 --> 01:06:40,480
Speaker 1: vomit on it, you just throw it in there and

1466
01:06:40,520 --> 01:06:42,439
Speaker 1: then parents can come and do with it later.

1467
01:06:43,120 --> 01:06:46,800
Speaker 7: I think it would get too like, too many lost properties,

1468
01:06:46,840 --> 01:06:50,720
Speaker 7: too many confusions, too much, too much stuff. Yeah, it

1469
01:06:50,720 --> 01:06:51,360
Speaker 7: gets hard for.

1470
01:06:51,400 --> 01:06:54,800
Speaker 1: Us, too many tiny little lundies with princess give me.

1471
01:06:54,760 --> 01:06:57,120
Speaker 3: Wrong, I get it. Send home the clothes had an

1472
01:06:57,120 --> 01:06:59,320
Speaker 3: accident in that, but not just the content.

1473
01:06:59,640 --> 01:07:02,160
Speaker 1: Just as can we give Jess a vouch it to

1474
01:07:02,160 --> 01:07:04,120
Speaker 1: the QT rooftop for a couple of drinks or something?

1475
01:07:04,200 --> 01:07:06,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, they go, Jess, I'll tell you what. You can

1476
01:07:06,360 --> 01:07:12,040
Speaker 3: go and slam some cocktails and bitch about the kids.

1477
01:07:12,240 --> 01:07:14,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, there you go, next time you flicking. I like that,

1478
01:07:14,960 --> 01:07:17,640
Speaker 1: she said. She flicks it out two hundred and fifty.

1479
01:07:17,720 --> 01:07:21,200
Speaker 3: All out you to experience QTa Melbourne's restaurant, Pascali Bar

1480
01:07:21,480 --> 01:07:23,360
Speaker 3: and grill. Enjoy that.

1481
01:07:23,880 --> 01:07:28,080
Speaker 1: Wowy my god. Okay, if it's got clothes, it's acceptable.

1482
01:07:28,120 --> 01:07:29,120
Speaker 1: I was envisioning.

1483
01:07:29,240 --> 01:07:31,800
Speaker 3: Just if it's a raw dog contents in the bag,

1484
01:07:31,880 --> 01:07:33,080
Speaker 3: that's a hard no from us.

1485
01:07:33,120 --> 01:07:34,600
Speaker 1: Well, I think you tick a box as a parent

1486
01:07:34,680 --> 01:07:36,800
Speaker 1: to say, my kid poops in her undies? Love that

1487
01:07:36,960 --> 01:07:38,240
Speaker 1: bin them or keep them?

1488
01:07:38,720 --> 01:07:40,000
Speaker 3: Where's the old permission slip?

1489
01:07:40,120 --> 01:07:41,680
Speaker 1: This is a school camp coming up?

1490
01:07:41,840 --> 01:07:44,840
Speaker 3: I know this is the pool in the undespot. I

1491
01:07:44,880 --> 01:07:50,880
Speaker 3: announced earlier this morning this year's Grand Final entertainment. Before

1492
01:07:50,880 --> 01:07:53,760
Speaker 3: they run through the banner, I'm thrilled this lady will

1493
01:07:53,760 --> 01:08:00,400
Speaker 3: be there. Katie Perry is your twenty twenty four AFL

1494
01:08:00,480 --> 01:08:01,680
Speaker 3: Grand Final performer.

1495
01:08:01,880 --> 01:08:05,720
Speaker 1: Now, Katy Perry doesn't fire up a forty four blokes

1496
01:08:05,800 --> 01:08:07,840
Speaker 1: running out onto a forty field. I don't know who

1497
01:08:07,880 --> 01:08:11,800
Speaker 1: will our next guest. He's already joined him.

1498
01:08:11,800 --> 01:08:16,439
Speaker 6: We haven't even Tiger's song. There won't be happening, Shane. Sorry,

1499
01:08:18,000 --> 01:08:19,719
Speaker 6: I got excited about Katy Perry.

1500
01:08:19,840 --> 01:08:23,240
Speaker 1: You love kat very good. Your favorite Katy Perry song.

1501
01:08:23,320 --> 01:08:28,120
Speaker 6: I the Tiger. It's the is it? Yeah?

1502
01:08:28,439 --> 01:08:30,760
Speaker 3: You know what? Actually the other songs you just go

1503
01:08:30,840 --> 01:08:32,960
Speaker 3: down the hallway, just smooth. I think you might be

1504
01:08:33,000 --> 01:08:35,839
Speaker 3: a bit better suited down there, mate.

1505
01:08:36,160 --> 01:08:39,559
Speaker 6: What some of her other songs work? Yeah, that's a

1506
01:08:39,560 --> 01:08:40,120
Speaker 6: good one.

1507
01:08:40,040 --> 01:08:41,880
Speaker 1: Mister girl, And I liked it. You'd like that one.

1508
01:08:41,920 --> 01:08:44,439
Speaker 3: Shane Crawford's on the air of this this morning. This

1509
01:08:44,520 --> 01:08:47,200
Speaker 3: is number one hundred. Let's officially welcome our next guest.

1510
01:08:47,479 --> 01:08:52,240
Speaker 2: Introducing our next guest, a Hawthorn legend, Brownlow medallist and

1511
01:08:52,400 --> 01:08:58,440
Speaker 2: Premiership player, but his most.

1512
01:08:58,200 --> 01:09:00,559
Speaker 11: Significant accolad is being.

1513
01:09:00,479 --> 01:09:03,120
Speaker 4: Lauren Phillips, original co host.

1514
01:09:09,360 --> 01:09:14,200
Speaker 3: Let's walk up to the show work husband is in

1515
01:09:14,240 --> 01:09:14,839
Speaker 3: the house.

1516
01:09:15,200 --> 01:09:19,200
Speaker 6: Shane Barry here, lovely to see your faces. I you

1517
01:09:19,240 --> 01:09:22,080
Speaker 6: know what, that's probably my proudest achievement.

1518
01:09:22,080 --> 01:09:22,439
Speaker 1: Isn't it?

1519
01:09:22,479 --> 01:09:24,560
Speaker 6: Surviving Lauren for a cinemata?

1520
01:09:24,760 --> 01:09:25,800
Speaker 1: Is how very deep?

1521
01:09:26,040 --> 01:09:29,080
Speaker 6: Like, oh my goodness, the baggage, the crap that I

1522
01:09:29,200 --> 01:09:29,479
Speaker 6: used to do.

1523
01:09:29,560 --> 01:09:31,880
Speaker 3: I thought I was free and then Nova rang and

1524
01:09:31,880 --> 01:09:33,240
Speaker 3: said let's get up back together.

1525
01:09:33,520 --> 01:09:35,680
Speaker 1: You know how? You know how you say to me

1526
01:09:35,800 --> 01:09:38,160
Speaker 1: Jace that I do very little work around here. You

1527
01:09:38,160 --> 01:09:39,880
Speaker 1: do all the heavy lifting, but I'm here and that's

1528
01:09:39,880 --> 01:09:42,840
Speaker 1: all you can ask for. Yes, it's because I'm so

1529
01:09:43,000 --> 01:09:45,240
Speaker 1: exhausted from when I worked with him and we used

1530
01:09:45,240 --> 01:09:47,760
Speaker 1: to be on air twelve hours a week and he

1531
01:09:47,800 --> 01:09:50,280
Speaker 1: would turn up every day with not one ioder of

1532
01:09:50,320 --> 01:09:51,080
Speaker 1: an idea of.

1533
01:09:51,040 --> 01:09:55,240
Speaker 6: What doing you know what, lots of energy, which is

1534
01:09:55,240 --> 01:09:55,840
Speaker 6: what the show is.

1535
01:09:56,120 --> 01:09:57,880
Speaker 3: So you were the Lauren, Yes, and.

1536
01:09:57,840 --> 01:10:01,400
Speaker 1: Now Lauren, Lauren, Yeah, and you're you and you're the

1537
01:10:01,439 --> 01:10:02,360
Speaker 1: hardest worker of us.

1538
01:10:02,280 --> 01:10:04,000
Speaker 3: All do I get to be Lauren?

1539
01:10:04,200 --> 01:10:07,759
Speaker 6: But I like during the breaks and that she would

1540
01:10:08,080 --> 01:10:11,200
Speaker 6: secretly film me and then she would post it. That's

1541
01:10:11,240 --> 01:10:13,559
Speaker 6: one of her social channels. And I still haven't taken

1542
01:10:13,600 --> 01:10:14,360
Speaker 6: her to court over.

1543
01:10:14,400 --> 01:10:16,360
Speaker 3: This does the same to me Crainly.

1544
01:10:16,080 --> 01:10:18,800
Speaker 6: Because it was I think providing a bit entertaining some

1545
01:10:18,840 --> 01:10:19,040
Speaker 6: of her.

1546
01:10:19,400 --> 01:10:21,599
Speaker 1: He was always dancing in the corner room, talking about.

1547
01:10:22,240 --> 01:10:23,680
Speaker 6: Rocking in the corner and I've got to work with

1548
01:10:23,720 --> 01:10:24,080
Speaker 6: her again.

1549
01:10:24,800 --> 01:10:27,200
Speaker 3: My favorite is when we're out and someone will come

1550
01:10:27,280 --> 01:10:30,000
Speaker 3: up to Lauren and go, I grew up watching you

1551
01:10:30,080 --> 01:10:31,160
Speaker 3: on Kids w.

1552
01:10:31,040 --> 01:10:34,679
Speaker 1: B and they're thirty Yes, shouldn't you be nigh?

1553
01:10:35,120 --> 01:10:35,280
Speaker 4: Well?

1554
01:10:35,280 --> 01:10:36,880
Speaker 6: That actually happened to me when I went to the

1555
01:10:36,880 --> 01:10:39,479
Speaker 6: State of Origin in Sydney a few years ago and

1556
01:10:39,560 --> 01:10:43,000
Speaker 6: it rocked up. Got to the gate and the old

1557
01:10:43,000 --> 01:10:46,519
Speaker 6: fellow at the gate said I love the show and

1558
01:10:46,560 --> 01:10:50,120
Speaker 6: I'm thinking, oh is he Oh that's great, fantastic, and

1559
01:10:50,160 --> 01:10:54,759
Speaker 6: I'm thinking I talk about no, I love the Looney Chews.

1560
01:10:55,320 --> 01:10:57,000
Speaker 3: So he still at kids WV.

1561
01:10:57,840 --> 01:10:59,439
Speaker 6: So definitely you're.

1562
01:10:59,240 --> 01:11:02,080
Speaker 1: A big foot starr in Melbourne. But Kids w B

1563
01:11:02,240 --> 01:11:05,000
Speaker 1: put you on the that nationally, There's no doubt about it.

1564
01:11:06,360 --> 01:11:07,000
Speaker 6: I love the show.

1565
01:11:07,040 --> 01:11:09,240
Speaker 3: It was good fun. Getting back to footage just for

1566
01:11:09,280 --> 01:11:11,400
Speaker 3: a second before we talk. What you're up to at

1567
01:11:11,400 --> 01:11:14,240
Speaker 3: the moment? Ray was in earlier.

1568
01:11:14,960 --> 01:11:19,320
Speaker 6: He's great. Yeah, I think, yeah he shouldn't because they've

1569
01:11:19,320 --> 01:11:21,720
Speaker 6: got so many umpires out there, surely they can share

1570
01:11:21,720 --> 01:11:25,439
Speaker 6: it around. But he's been a great umpire and he's

1571
01:11:25,880 --> 01:11:29,000
Speaker 6: great at actually communicating off the field as well, which

1572
01:11:29,000 --> 01:11:31,640
Speaker 6: I think, you know sometimes that gets missed. So I

1573
01:11:31,680 --> 01:11:33,439
Speaker 6: asked him what he thinks humanizes everything?

1574
01:11:33,560 --> 01:11:37,639
Speaker 3: I asked him what he thinks of you? Okay, yeah,

1575
01:11:37,720 --> 01:11:38,599
Speaker 3: you want to hear it? Yep.

1576
01:11:39,160 --> 01:11:41,640
Speaker 5: All hilarious. So for starters, when I was, when he

1577
01:11:41,680 --> 01:11:44,000
Speaker 5: was killing it and I was coming up, everyone wanted

1578
01:11:44,000 --> 01:11:46,720
Speaker 5: to be Shane Crawford. The saddest thing about it. I'm

1579
01:11:46,720 --> 01:11:48,559
Speaker 5: not sure whether you know this, but for the ten

1580
01:11:48,640 --> 01:11:52,480
Speaker 5: years there where Shane didn't own a shirt with sleeves.

1581
01:11:52,160 --> 01:11:52,559
Speaker 3: I don't know.

1582
01:11:54,200 --> 01:11:56,960
Speaker 1: Himself. He was a man for all seasons.

1583
01:11:57,920 --> 01:11:58,719
Speaker 4: That's changed.

1584
01:12:00,240 --> 01:12:01,840
Speaker 1: You were a man for all seasons.

1585
01:12:02,160 --> 01:12:04,479
Speaker 6: I was just having a go at life, Laura.

1586
01:12:05,040 --> 01:12:07,720
Speaker 1: You loved yourself Croft with your long blonde hair of.

1587
01:12:07,680 --> 01:12:10,360
Speaker 6: Course, you've always got to love yourself. But you know,

1588
01:12:10,479 --> 01:12:12,479
Speaker 6: back then you just got to have a guy. I

1589
01:12:12,520 --> 01:12:14,120
Speaker 6: wasn't paid much money, so I had to try and

1590
01:12:14,160 --> 01:12:15,120
Speaker 6: make money off the field.

1591
01:12:15,160 --> 01:12:17,720
Speaker 1: As how much did you make off those calendars where

1592
01:12:17,720 --> 01:12:18,439
Speaker 1: you used to get your kids?

1593
01:12:18,520 --> 01:12:20,880
Speaker 6: I think I made like fifteen hundred dollars one year.

1594
01:12:23,400 --> 01:12:26,280
Speaker 6: But do you know what the most important thing? Memories?

1595
01:12:27,360 --> 01:12:29,880
Speaker 1: Well it's funny because we were talking about Membo All

1596
01:12:29,920 --> 01:12:32,360
Speaker 1: Seasons this morning, jas which if you didn't grow up

1597
01:12:32,400 --> 01:12:34,280
Speaker 1: in Melbourne you might not know. But it was basically

1598
01:12:34,320 --> 01:12:37,080
Speaker 1: a calendar of all the footy players that rated themselves

1599
01:12:37,160 --> 01:12:37,799
Speaker 1: quite highly.

1600
01:12:38,040 --> 01:12:38,880
Speaker 3: The Firemen's Calendar.

1601
01:12:38,960 --> 01:12:42,160
Speaker 1: Yes, like the Fireman's Calendar for footy players. And Kraft

1602
01:12:42,240 --> 01:12:45,960
Speaker 1: once painted himself gold and got naked and flexed from behind,

1603
01:12:47,080 --> 01:12:49,839
Speaker 1: and now your kids replicating that and sending you pictures.

1604
01:12:51,000 --> 01:12:54,720
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's yeah, therefore seen that before until it's sort

1605
01:12:54,760 --> 01:12:58,240
Speaker 6: of obviously got to play it on TV, and then yeah,

1606
01:12:58,320 --> 01:12:59,519
Speaker 6: it's open to can of work.

1607
01:12:59,600 --> 01:13:01,280
Speaker 3: What are we have the calendar now because it's twenty

1608
01:13:01,280 --> 01:13:01,680
Speaker 3: twenty four.

1609
01:13:02,240 --> 01:13:04,240
Speaker 6: I think we should that's a good point. Surely you

1610
01:13:04,360 --> 01:13:08,000
Speaker 6: want to give creative and tasteful ways to do that.

1611
01:13:08,040 --> 01:13:10,160
Speaker 6: Why don't you do? Should we a calendar here?

1612
01:13:10,280 --> 01:13:11,240
Speaker 3: Should we try and bring it back?

1613
01:13:11,720 --> 01:13:13,280
Speaker 6: I would have your calendar on my wall.

1614
01:13:13,400 --> 01:13:15,360
Speaker 3: I thought you're about to say, we go another round,

1615
01:13:15,360 --> 01:13:16,559
Speaker 3: and I was going to know where right.

1616
01:13:17,000 --> 01:13:19,960
Speaker 1: In the calendar. Absolutely, we'll call it dad bods.

1617
01:13:20,240 --> 01:13:21,840
Speaker 3: That's it, and we should do for.

1618
01:13:22,560 --> 01:13:24,360
Speaker 1: Dad bods for all seasons.

1619
01:13:24,040 --> 01:13:27,560
Speaker 3: Former players bods for all seasons?

1620
01:13:28,000 --> 01:13:28,160
Speaker 4: Love?

1621
01:13:28,560 --> 01:13:31,280
Speaker 6: Why not do it for Christmas? The Christmas calendar?

1622
01:13:32,360 --> 01:13:33,439
Speaker 1: Finally, would love it?

1623
01:13:33,600 --> 01:13:34,280
Speaker 6: What would you do?

1624
01:13:34,520 --> 01:13:37,920
Speaker 1: Lauren is the photographer.

1625
01:13:38,160 --> 01:13:40,639
Speaker 3: We should we should recreate the Kim Kardashian where she's

1626
01:13:40,680 --> 01:13:47,280
Speaker 3: holding the glass and now you're hitting the dance floor.

1627
01:13:48,000 --> 01:13:51,040
Speaker 6: Yes, I've had to go so far dancing with the stars.

1628
01:13:51,040 --> 01:13:52,840
Speaker 6: It's been a lot of fun. This week's a bit

1629
01:13:52,880 --> 01:13:56,599
Speaker 6: of a slow romantic dance, which is a bit awkward

1630
01:13:56,640 --> 01:13:58,559
Speaker 6: when you sort of don't really know your partner that

1631
01:13:58,560 --> 01:14:01,000
Speaker 6: well and then you've really got it somehow become one.

1632
01:14:01,120 --> 01:14:04,439
Speaker 1: But we were asking tell her about that because many

1633
01:14:04,479 --> 01:14:06,960
Speaker 1: of the dancers stook their partners, some have even gone

1634
01:14:06,960 --> 01:14:09,479
Speaker 1: on to get married. Has there been much going on

1635
01:14:09,560 --> 01:14:12,400
Speaker 1: behind the scenes, trying all the time, But it's not you,

1636
01:14:12,680 --> 01:14:16,160
Speaker 1: not you that is there any romance happening behind the

1637
01:14:16,160 --> 01:14:17,160
Speaker 1: scenes dancing with the.

1638
01:14:17,080 --> 01:14:20,439
Speaker 6: Starts that I know of, I'm o the loop, but no,

1639
01:14:20,760 --> 01:14:22,200
Speaker 6: what was the famous one that.

1640
01:14:22,600 --> 01:14:25,559
Speaker 1: Rachel Finch married her partner did?

1641
01:14:25,720 --> 01:14:26,080
Speaker 3: She did?

1642
01:14:26,120 --> 01:14:28,599
Speaker 6: But then there was another one when it first started

1643
01:14:28,680 --> 01:14:32,360
Speaker 6: was Kim and I built a guy Tom Williams.

1644
01:14:33,240 --> 01:14:34,479
Speaker 3: That was sort of stupid.

1645
01:14:34,720 --> 01:14:36,799
Speaker 6: That was sort of when it all started.

1646
01:14:36,840 --> 01:14:39,960
Speaker 1: But so, what's your romantic dance you've got to do?

1647
01:14:40,400 --> 01:14:41,719
Speaker 6: It's the Vennese Waltz?

1648
01:14:42,640 --> 01:14:43,120
Speaker 1: Is that the one?

1649
01:14:43,960 --> 01:14:46,080
Speaker 6: She just.

1650
01:14:47,120 --> 01:14:48,960
Speaker 1: Is that? The one truly Goodwin did last week and

1651
01:14:49,000 --> 01:14:51,800
Speaker 1: they picked her up was amazing. She was amazing.

1652
01:14:51,920 --> 01:14:54,479
Speaker 6: And her Russian dance partner, I don't know what he's on,

1653
01:14:54,520 --> 01:14:56,559
Speaker 6: but I'll tell you what he was just incredible the

1654
01:14:56,560 --> 01:14:57,679
Speaker 6: way that he was doing.

1655
01:14:58,000 --> 01:15:00,639
Speaker 1: And she had an injury. He had an any dance

1656
01:15:00,640 --> 01:15:01,160
Speaker 1: flor injuries.

1657
01:15:01,240 --> 01:15:04,080
Speaker 6: Yet I've got a knee injury which is still with me.

1658
01:15:04,280 --> 01:15:07,559
Speaker 6: So from footy or dance, no, from dancing. What happened

1659
01:15:07,600 --> 01:15:10,000
Speaker 6: Because you're backing up each day, your body just doesn't

1660
01:15:10,040 --> 01:15:12,760
Speaker 6: really recover. And then you know, you go, all right,

1661
01:15:12,880 --> 01:15:14,680
Speaker 6: let's do the lifts. I can do the lifts. And

1662
01:15:14,760 --> 01:15:17,680
Speaker 6: then because you're moving around the dance floor as you get.

1663
01:15:18,120 --> 01:15:22,040
Speaker 6: I don't recommend that, but Lauren, if they're listening, Lauren

1664
01:15:22,080 --> 01:15:25,960
Speaker 6: Phillips would be awesome on dancing with because she gets

1665
01:15:26,000 --> 01:15:28,280
Speaker 6: into character. That's what you've got to do. You've got

1666
01:15:28,400 --> 01:15:31,000
Speaker 6: to really get into character. You don't worry about the

1667
01:15:31,840 --> 01:15:32,880
Speaker 6: dance moves too much.

1668
01:15:36,600 --> 01:15:38,720
Speaker 1: How dare you laugh at me to go on that show?

1669
01:15:39,880 --> 01:15:43,280
Speaker 1: I was thinking, what the other if Boy Ireland the.

1670
01:15:43,400 --> 01:15:47,280
Speaker 6: Show is filmed on the beach that I live, go

1671
01:15:47,600 --> 01:15:51,080
Speaker 6: for a wander. Yeah, if Boy Island to have a

1672
01:15:51,120 --> 01:15:52,720
Speaker 6: look at the whales, and then that.

1673
01:15:52,720 --> 01:15:57,400
Speaker 1: Would be me Lauren clipping around up.

1674
01:15:58,320 --> 01:16:02,000
Speaker 6: That's not true, and then I'll fifty blokes at the

1675
01:16:02,120 --> 01:16:05,200
Speaker 6: end of the like, what's going on here? Must be

1676
01:16:05,320 --> 01:16:06,400
Speaker 6: a morning workout?

1677
01:16:06,439 --> 01:16:06,600
Speaker 12: But it?

1678
01:16:07,280 --> 01:16:08,559
Speaker 6: Do you reckon the Boy Island?

1679
01:16:08,560 --> 01:16:09,200
Speaker 3: Do you reckon the crew?

1680
01:16:09,280 --> 01:16:09,439
Speaker 5: Ever?

1681
01:16:09,479 --> 01:16:12,639
Speaker 3: Get you confused? If you're walking past I think.

1682
01:16:12,520 --> 01:16:13,240
Speaker 4: The star.

1683
01:16:15,040 --> 01:16:15,960
Speaker 6: There's a sound guy.

1684
01:16:18,720 --> 01:16:21,000
Speaker 1: You told me you walk along the beach looking homeless

1685
01:16:21,120 --> 01:16:22,479
Speaker 1: most of the time up there.

1686
01:16:22,840 --> 01:16:25,760
Speaker 6: Not looking homeless, looking at wales. This time of year,

1687
01:16:25,760 --> 01:16:29,200
Speaker 6: the whales and they have their babies and it's actually

1688
01:16:29,240 --> 01:16:29,960
Speaker 6: quite therapeutic.

1689
01:16:30,080 --> 01:16:32,000
Speaker 1: Before we leave, I recommend it. Are you about to

1690
01:16:32,040 --> 01:16:32,639
Speaker 1: turn fifty?

1691
01:16:33,320 --> 01:16:34,200
Speaker 6: Yeah, September.

1692
01:16:34,479 --> 01:16:36,760
Speaker 1: I believe, gosh, when are you going to grow up?

1693
01:16:36,960 --> 01:16:39,000
Speaker 3: We must do something. Are you doing a party?

1694
01:16:39,320 --> 01:16:40,320
Speaker 6: No, I'm not doing a part.

1695
01:16:41,240 --> 01:16:41,720
Speaker 1: I'll throw you.

1696
01:16:42,360 --> 01:16:45,320
Speaker 6: Do you know what I'd like to do. I'd just

1697
01:16:45,439 --> 01:16:48,760
Speaker 6: like to disappear from everyone and go overseas.

1698
01:16:48,280 --> 01:16:48,760
Speaker 3: For a while.

1699
01:16:49,920 --> 01:16:52,320
Speaker 6: You saw that for me, and I'll report in and

1700
01:16:52,439 --> 01:16:53,160
Speaker 6: tell you how I'm.

1701
01:16:53,040 --> 01:16:55,280
Speaker 3: Going paying for your trips. You can do a couple

1702
01:16:55,280 --> 01:16:55,719
Speaker 3: of crosses.

1703
01:16:55,960 --> 01:16:58,200
Speaker 1: Okay, it'll be like, where's Wally, but where's craw.

1704
01:16:58,280 --> 01:17:00,719
Speaker 6: That's right, You try and find where I am around

1705
01:17:00,720 --> 01:17:02,640
Speaker 6: the world. I'd like to do something like that.

1706
01:17:02,760 --> 01:17:03,280
Speaker 1: We're in the world.

1707
01:17:03,360 --> 01:17:04,599
Speaker 3: Is your birthday September the eighth?

1708
01:17:04,640 --> 01:17:07,040
Speaker 6: September the ninth eight?

1709
01:17:08,200 --> 01:17:11,000
Speaker 1: My two work husbands are a day apart from each other.

1710
01:17:12,000 --> 01:17:14,160
Speaker 3: And Septembers are going to be a very expensive months.

1711
01:17:14,560 --> 01:17:16,400
Speaker 3: What are you turning thirty five? Shame?

1712
01:17:18,640 --> 01:17:19,880
Speaker 1: What are you turning forty three?

1713
01:17:20,560 --> 01:17:21,080
Speaker 3: Doesn't matter?

1714
01:17:21,280 --> 01:17:24,800
Speaker 1: It is just a number. I can't believe you're nearly fifty. Shame.

1715
01:17:24,880 --> 01:17:27,439
Speaker 1: You look great and you can still dance. I'm impressed

1716
01:17:27,479 --> 01:17:28,920
Speaker 1: with your dancing at the stars.

1717
01:17:28,880 --> 01:17:31,360
Speaker 6: And you quite to still be here hanging in there.

1718
01:17:31,400 --> 01:17:34,080
Speaker 1: But he does flirt with Helen Ritchie. He flirts with

1719
01:17:34,160 --> 01:17:35,040
Speaker 1: her a lot on the show.

1720
01:17:35,160 --> 01:17:39,920
Speaker 6: I like the oldies, I know, really old.

1721
01:17:40,120 --> 01:17:44,040
Speaker 3: Oh so it's not the dance partners that still, it's

1722
01:17:44,120 --> 01:17:48,360
Speaker 3: the judges and the contestants. Jake Off for joining us

1723
01:17:48,400 --> 01:17:50,639
Speaker 3: on the ear. You can catch him on dancing this weekend.

1724
01:17:53,120 --> 01:17:56,280
Speaker 3: How's that? Dean Lewis full at your Feet here on

1725
01:17:56,520 --> 01:17:57,120
Speaker 3: over one.

1726
01:17:57,080 --> 01:17:57,880
Speaker 1: Hundred about that?

1727
01:17:58,120 --> 01:17:58,880
Speaker 4: I love it.

1728
01:17:59,160 --> 01:18:00,160
Speaker 1: Dean Lewis on.

1729
01:18:00,200 --> 01:18:02,920
Speaker 3: Hang on hand gen Z, our producer, works on the

1730
01:18:02,960 --> 01:18:06,400
Speaker 3: show How Old Are You Again? Twelve twenty four, twenty four?

1731
01:18:06,479 --> 01:18:08,040
Speaker 1: All right, I heard that song before.

1732
01:18:08,120 --> 01:18:12,040
Speaker 3: That is a remake of the classic fall at your Feet.

1733
01:18:11,880 --> 01:18:18,160
Speaker 4: By some John Butler trio.

1734
01:18:20,880 --> 01:18:26,120
Speaker 3: Crowded. Let's see if she knows this one?

1735
01:18:26,200 --> 01:18:26,439
Speaker 8: Hang on?

1736
01:18:26,840 --> 01:18:27,639
Speaker 3: There was this banger?

1737
01:18:28,840 --> 01:18:31,200
Speaker 4: Right, this is don't dream?

1738
01:18:34,479 --> 01:18:36,280
Speaker 3: She knows how you reckon? She'll go with.

1739
01:18:39,479 --> 01:18:42,680
Speaker 4: Let it be, I don't know.

1740
01:18:43,640 --> 01:18:44,439
Speaker 1: Let to be home soon?

1741
01:18:44,560 --> 01:18:45,280
Speaker 3: Is that your home?

1742
01:18:45,439 --> 01:18:48,840
Speaker 1: So what do we think? It's a crowded house tribute

1743
01:18:49,479 --> 01:18:52,639
Speaker 1: A tribute by Dean Lewis and Cyril.

1744
01:18:53,080 --> 01:18:53,640
Speaker 4: I like it.

1745
01:18:54,240 --> 01:18:58,479
Speaker 3: I like it, yeah, absolute banger that's the original. And then.

1746
01:19:00,080 --> 01:19:01,439
Speaker 1: It's got a good boy I like it.

1747
01:19:01,600 --> 01:19:01,760
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1748
01:19:02,080 --> 01:19:08,040
Speaker 1: Nice workday, well done, Cyril, approve, thank you for being

1749
01:19:09,000 --> 01:19:09,400
Speaker 1: that is it.

1750
01:19:09,640 --> 01:19:11,840
Speaker 3: We are getting out of here.

1751
01:19:12,520 --> 01:19:14,600
Speaker 1: Lots of meetings today for you, Jason.

1752
01:19:14,439 --> 01:19:19,240
Speaker 3: Lots of meetings. The lovely mel is in next Good

1753
01:19:19,320 --> 01:19:20,360
Speaker 3: Morning Mail. Is she listening?

1754
01:19:20,600 --> 01:19:21,640
Speaker 4: Hello, listening to that?

1755
01:19:21,880 --> 01:19:25,240
Speaker 3: She ain't listening, Nope, one hundred point three mail, give

1756
01:19:25,280 --> 01:19:25,800
Speaker 3: us a crack.

1757
01:19:26,880 --> 01:19:28,880
Speaker 1: She's scrolling on the ground. Brother, she's not listening to.

1758
01:19:29,600 --> 01:19:30,880
Speaker 1: But we are getting out of here. We've had a

1759
01:19:30,920 --> 01:19:33,360
Speaker 1: lot of fun this morning. We'll be back tomorrow with

1760
01:19:33,400 --> 01:19:35,320
Speaker 1: another terrific show. Can't tell you what's on it because

1761
01:19:35,320 --> 01:19:37,160
Speaker 1: I've got no idea. You'll have to tune in to

1762
01:19:37,280 --> 01:19:37,640
Speaker 1: find out.

1763
01:19:37,760 --> 01:19:43,320
Speaker 3: Opening ceremony, doll Away in Patty tonight. It'll be tomorrow night.

1764
01:19:43,760 --> 01:19:47,760
Speaker 3: So tomorrow in Patty where Clint will be. They will

1765
01:19:47,800 --> 01:19:50,760
Speaker 3: be gearing up for the night before the opening ceremony.

1766
01:19:51,040 --> 01:19:53,439
Speaker 1: Oh, you've lost me there. That was like a daylight

1767
01:19:53,520 --> 01:19:56,760
Speaker 1: savings chat. Tomorrow morning in Australia, Jesus, you're at the

1768
01:19:56,840 --> 01:19:57,760
Speaker 1: opening ceremony.

1769
01:19:58,240 --> 01:20:00,640
Speaker 3: No, tomorrow morning in a Australia.

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Speaker 4: Will be tomorrow tomorrow Paris.

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Speaker 3: Because Paris now is he not?

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Speaker 4: It'll be tomorrow Paris now is in the ironing ceremony.

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Speaker 3: Will be them

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Speaker 1: Jon Lauren, Lauren wake up feeling good on over one

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Speaker 1: hundred Lauren on socials