Speaker 1: Give me your pee.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: People podcasts, that's where you are. Great to have you
Speaker 1: on board. Thank you your beautiful things.
Speaker 3: We've arrived here. Thank you so much for coming.
Speaker 1: Speaking of beautiful things and also arriving, we spoke the
Speaker 1: Seb Guillhouse.
Speaker 3: Oh, I thought you were going to say meet that
Speaker 3: we get to that said.
Speaker 1: Guillhouse is just an absolute man who's carved out of marble,
Speaker 1: and you can find him if you're a big OnlyFans subscriber.
Speaker 3: So this is very unfamiliar territory for me and Seb
Speaker 3: thank God, described all things only fans, and it's pretty graphic.
Speaker 1: Really really graphic, much more graphic than I thought. It was.
Speaker 1: The absolute pardon the words here, but the absolute ins
Speaker 1: and outs of it all, and also just how much
Speaker 1: money you can make from only fans is outrageous.
Speaker 3: That expression ins and outs fans, Well, yeah, it kind
Speaker 3: of works when you really think about it, doesn't it.
Speaker 3: Speaking of ins and outs like football.
Speaker 1: Oh, I was going to say, like, how is this
Speaker 1: a segue into the story about you at Port Adelaide training?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 3: So you're supposed to be my friend? Yeah? Yeah, got
Speaker 3: my back.
Speaker 1: Ride or die that kind of stuff. All that jazz.
Speaker 3: So you're supposed to kind of look after me and stuff,
Speaker 3: of course.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 1: So why six days a week?
Speaker 3: Why when I was trying to film Port Adelaide training,
Speaker 3: you were kicking my tripod and walking in front of
Speaker 3: my camera and telling me to film people that shouldn't
Speaker 3: be filmed.
Speaker 1: Because you were new to it. So this is you
Speaker 1: trying to work a camcorder and I was giving you
Speaker 1: a crash course into what some potential hazards to look
Speaker 1: out for.
Speaker 3: I just don't think it was conducive to good filming.
Speaker 1: Okay, what's called tough love? Look it up. It's going
Speaker 1: to harden you over the journey. Okay, speaking of maybe
Speaker 1: some tough love that's needed.
Speaker 3: Oh boy, Lotty.
Speaker 1: Goodness made God love her. What have your toddlers taken?
Speaker 1: And how much money have they cost you? Because we
Speaker 1: nearly had to fork out hundreds of for this missing key,
Speaker 1: only to find that lot he get placed it beautifully
Speaker 1: in the pantry under some chips.
Speaker 3: And then what does she say?
Speaker 1: She said? She asked, was there said? Yeah, sorry mummy, Yeah,
Speaker 1: sorry about that. Joey Daddy enjoyed the podcast.
Speaker 3: Appreciate you, Okay, just deep breath because I'm about to
Speaker 3: expose you for the jerk that you are. What do
Speaker 3: you mean, Oh my god, there are some situations where
Speaker 3: your friends should have your back, am I right?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've always got your back, bro, Do you got you?
Speaker 1: Got you there? Of course, in every single situation.
Speaker 3: Okay, So where pretend sports reporters?
Speaker 5: You and I are we?
Speaker 1: What do you mean? I'm a full blooded sports reporter.
Speaker 6: You know.
Speaker 1: I went to UNI for almost half the time, got
Speaker 1: through two years of YUNI.
Speaker 3: So we had a situation the other day where I
Speaker 3: had to film port training. So Channel ten's been stripped
Speaker 3: back a little, just a little, and we have to
Speaker 3: film our own stuff. And so you were there, I
Speaker 3: was there and filming port training. I'm a little bit
Speaker 3: triggered about it because I don't know how to work
Speaker 3: a camera.
Speaker 1: Yes, no, you don't know. We've all got our strengths.
Speaker 1: I'm just jumping real quick here. We've all got our shanks.
Speaker 1: For example, I don't know social media. I don't even
Speaker 1: know how to post on Instagram.
Speaker 3: No you don't.
Speaker 1: So we've got to go to the young'uns, and that
Speaker 1: is producer Z. And so how do I do this?
Speaker 1: How do I put a story up here though. Watching
Speaker 1: you trying to work a camquarder, it was just painful
Speaker 1: to watch.
Speaker 3: It's unusual. So I rack up to Port Adelaide Football Club.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to work the camera. A list of things
Speaker 3: that you did while I'm trying to film training to
Speaker 3: broadcast on Channel ten.
Speaker 1: I was trying to guide you.
Speaker 7: No, you weren't.
Speaker 3: You kicked my tripod.
Speaker 1: I thought that there was a b on there.
Speaker 7: Then you very casual did this thing.
Speaker 3: Well, you walked into my shot.
Speaker 1: My spatial awareness isn't where it should be, producer.
Speaker 3: Se he walked into my shot. I'm trying to get
Speaker 3: Travis boke like, I'm trying to film him, and then
Speaker 3: this idiot walked into my shot.
Speaker 1: I was getting a bit, I was getting a bit jealous, spoke.
Speaker 1: He was getting all the air time.
Speaker 3: And then the final kicker was the fact that you
Speaker 3: said to me, make sure you get a shot because
Speaker 3: he might play. He might play on Saturday.
Speaker 7: He might play on Saturday.
Speaker 3: And I was like, oh, thanks so.
Speaker 1: Much, mate, thank you. I appreciate that.
Speaker 3: Thank you so much, mate, I really appreciate that. Thanks
Speaker 3: for having my back.
Speaker 7: It was a guy that was never gonna play a gup.
Speaker 1: He was the list port that have a couple of
Speaker 1: top up players that trying with the AFL guys. He's
Speaker 1: not even on the list. Even if they wanted him
Speaker 1: to play. You can't do it.
Speaker 7: He made me shoot never win the stand.
Speaker 1: Get a shot of that guy. He might play this weekend.
Speaker 1: It's ken. He's not playing, he's coaching.
Speaker 7: Why cawn't you help me?
Speaker 1: Why tune into Channel ten for all the latest Port
Speaker 1: Adelaide news taboos, Sweetest Pamba.
Speaker 7: Caboo, Taboo, top jes.
Speaker 1: Taboo Topic Tuesday.
Speaker 3: Well, Andrew, not often you do anything very nice for me,
Speaker 3: but you've brought in a delicious treat this morning.
Speaker 1: I really it's quite a big treat as well. So
Speaker 1: this gentleman's name is a Seb Gillhouse. And look, if
Speaker 1: you're familiar with so many different avenues, you're gonna love
Speaker 1: Seb Gillhouses work. Just to rattle off some things. Twenty
Speaker 1: twenty season of Maths. Also, Seb has had a really
Speaker 1: really good, solid career in the sample play for a
Speaker 1: number of clubs. And also if you're a fan of
Speaker 1: only Fans and you know that sort of platform does
Speaker 1: some very good work on there, seb good morning to you.
Speaker 1: Good morning. He's a good morning, Jada, good morning. You've
Speaker 1: got such a huge resume. Firstly, when you introduce yourself
Speaker 1: to people, how do you introduce yourself?
Speaker 4: It's usually I'm Sebatron from Only Fans SNFL and other strange.
Speaker 1: Pursuits, Sabatron into justice. I should have introduced you with
Speaker 1: Seba Tron.
Speaker 3: Okay, so I've just jumped on your Instagram and I
Speaker 3: might need a moment.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So to describe Sebatron not missing out's when it
Speaker 1: comes to protein and getting that weight training into a
Speaker 1: good nick.
Speaker 4: Thank you, Yes, thirty five years old. I'm trying to
Speaker 4: reverse the age at the moment, you're doing a good
Speaker 4: job of it.
Speaker 1: So at Only Fans at said's rick, Is that correct?
Speaker 1: There's there's two. I was a couple, yeah, that There's
Speaker 1: one that I started with my ex girlfriend.
Speaker 4: Yes, we were sort of looking to explore everything to
Speaker 4: bring ourselves and particularly her out of our shellett as
Speaker 4: as she sort of expressed it. And there's another account
Speaker 4: which is more dedicated to what we call collaborations.
Speaker 1: Yes, right, a bit of joint work.
Speaker 3: I don't trust myself to ask the next question, So
Speaker 3: you get.
Speaker 1: On behalf from jaredy already, just give her a bit
Speaker 1: of a crash course into what only Fans is.
Speaker 4: Yes, I mean only fans, I guess is a sort
Speaker 4: of a safe platform. You can use it for different things,
Speaker 4: but usually it's to explore the sexual realm, and you
Speaker 4: can do that in many different ways. You can there's creators,
Speaker 4: as we I guess call ourselves, who are there and
Speaker 4: they're sort of responding to requests and delivering what they
Speaker 4: think people want individually, or you can sort of bring
Speaker 4: other creators into it and sort of a yeah the
Speaker 4: world jo oyster in terms of creativity.
Speaker 7: So you actually get it on on.
Speaker 4: Camera, Yeah, you can, unless you're playing chess naked. I mean,
Speaker 4: collaboration can mean a lot of things, but usually it
Speaker 4: means you Princeton. You know, I've gone into state and
Speaker 4: I've teed up with a creator and just based on
Speaker 4: interaction on social media, and we will plan out and
Speaker 4: we'll film a scene which is usually obviously fully sexually
Speaker 4: explicit scene with a videographer or with the static camera,
Speaker 4: and you know, there's usually a narrative chucked in there.
Speaker 4: I guess that's where my screenwriting comes in Spielberg's Contacted, etc.
Speaker 4: Did it?
Speaker 7: What was the last narrative?
Speaker 1: The last narrative was a noise complaint.
Speaker 6: So I.
Speaker 4: Was the angry neighbor coming downstairs, which was actually out
Speaker 4: of the bathroom, but downstairs with the right camera camera angles.
Speaker 4: And then there was two creators, lovely creators, you know,
Speaker 4: dancing around beforehand, and I was furious, but I suddenly
Speaker 4: I quickly changed my tone.
Speaker 3: Didn't you go in a different direction, seb I have
Speaker 3: so many more questions.
Speaker 7: Are you happy to stick around?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Yeah, absolutely, he sounds good.
Speaker 1: Let's get back to the sebatron Taboo taboo.
Speaker 7: It's sweet of tamba taboo jus taboo Topic Tuesday.
Speaker 1: Yes, this is the book Topic Tuesday, and we're speaking
Speaker 1: to an unbelievably chiseled gentleman by the name of seb Gilhouse,
Speaker 1: who you probably would remember from season twenty twenty of
Speaker 1: mass Also sample star has played for the Bays, he's
Speaker 1: played for the Dogs, also played for the Eagles, and
Speaker 1: we're probably delving into the line of him as an
Speaker 1: only fan. Start now, Sebby, thank you for sticking around.
Speaker 1: You said that you've pulled back a little bit on
Speaker 1: this thing. Are you still going to keep this open
Speaker 1: as an option?
Speaker 4: Uh? Yeah, Well I've poured a lot of my energy
Speaker 4: into different realms.
Speaker 1: No, but intended.
Speaker 4: But I think there's some There's some filming coming up
Speaker 4: organized one with one person, Haley Berlin, who was on
Speaker 4: my season of Mass which might kick started again, but
Speaker 4: assuming more of a mental health room MCing type stuff
Speaker 4: at the moment.
Speaker 1: And some other business ventures.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I guess delving into that, I am taking
Speaker 4: on an m seeing role for upcoming a fundraiser event
Speaker 4: for Headspace, which is a youth mental health charity. So
Speaker 4: that's coming up and that's exciting. Financial Yeah, can you
Speaker 4: make good money?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, so even up until I mean recently, I haven't
Speaker 4: been hustling it too hard. It's a very lucrative business structure.
Speaker 4: So it's you know, at one point I was making
Speaker 4: between three and five grand a week, and that was
Speaker 4: in terms of hours and you translate that. It is
Speaker 4: very lucrative. But I've got friends tilleds alex page more
Speaker 4: and they're on they're making up two a million dollars
Speaker 4: a year, if not more.
Speaker 7: Only fan h Wow, it's incredible.
Speaker 3: That's righteous. How do you feel about doing that on camera?
Speaker 7: Are you oka? Are you comfortable with it?
Speaker 2: It?
Speaker 4: Initially it was terrifying, yeah, and then afterwards liberating. I guess,
Speaker 4: And I guess it's the notion of how it sits
Speaker 4: with your I guess morals, values, and how you are
Speaker 4: and to fly with with sex in general. It's it's
Speaker 4: extremely well, I didn't, it's extremely professional.
Speaker 6: So it is.
Speaker 4: Disconnected, compartmentalized in the sense. Obviously, intimacy with the relationships
Speaker 4: is one thing. This sort of stuff is, I guess, separate.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and without getting too personal, you said your ex
Speaker 3: girlfriend did this get in the way or not?
Speaker 4: Wasn't No, no, no, I wasn't doing this while I
Speaker 4: was with her, right, no way, no, no, no. I'm
Speaker 4: very much monogamous when I'm in a committed relationship. This
Speaker 4: was after that ended.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, just jump on, said guhouse is Instagram page.
Speaker 1: Give might follow and have a look. But I think
Speaker 1: you will carved directly out of marble and given as
Speaker 1: a gift from the gods.
Speaker 3: I mean, if you know, it's funny. He's got like
Speaker 3: a before and after shot here. I mean, I'll take
Speaker 3: them before.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I just wonder as well, and it
Speaker 1: sounds like you're a confident guy. You've always been a
Speaker 1: confident guy and very well known for being extra ami, flamboyant,
Speaker 1: so likable, all those types of things, things easy. I
Speaker 1: just wonder, I just wonder. I feel like that I've
Speaker 1: been in situation, particularly early days, and only fans were
Speaker 1: I'll be a little bit nervous, and therefore I wouldn't
Speaker 1: be able to do the things required on camera, if
Speaker 1: you know what.
Speaker 3: I'm the bloker was wearing fishnets, doggings and heels and
Speaker 3: budgy smugglers on stage on Friday.
Speaker 1: I'd like to hope that if I was on only fans,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't need thirty beers every time.
Speaker 4: Well well, well yeah, yeah, you're right, and look like
Speaker 4: I've I think I've been on a mission to battle
Speaker 4: my insecurities and my anxieties for a long time. So
Speaker 4: it's slowly becoming more and more conditioned and that sort
Speaker 4: of lessening. So yeah, I was terrified when I first
Speaker 4: started this, but then utterly liberated every time I sort
Speaker 4: of jumped so far out of my comfort zone.
Speaker 1: And I think that's.
Speaker 4: Sort of what I do in life now repeatedly.
Speaker 3: What's the feedback like.
Speaker 1: Feedback. Do you get feedbacks mates?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I guess you know, it's a subjective, thank god, but
Speaker 4: the feedback is usually just you know, great job. You
Speaker 4: know that minute four minutes twenty that thrust was impeccable.
Speaker 7: I mean, that's more I have to say.
Speaker 3: That's better feedback than I get from my husband. Thank
Speaker 3: you so much for coming in this morning. It's been
Speaker 3: an absolute privilege and a pleasure. Said dot Gilhouse follow
Speaker 3: ninety five thousand followers Andrew Hayes all very very.
Speaker 7: Se thanks legends.
Speaker 1: I'm intrigued by this. Yeah, only fans? Is this? Is
Speaker 1: this more common than we think?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Do you think people, especially younger people, when you're supporting
Speaker 1: yourself going through a university and all those types of things,
Speaker 1: do you think that they're doing only fans on the site.
Speaker 3: I'm so unsure about this.
Speaker 1: I yeah, thirteen twenty four to ten. Do you have
Speaker 1: an only fans account? And is this much more common
Speaker 1: in society than we think? Because obviously different stage of mind. Laugh,
Speaker 1: But look if I had my time again and this.
Speaker 7: Was available, who's the same.
Speaker 1: It's certainly an attractive option.
Speaker 7: I mean, you're a good looking man.
Speaker 1: That's very nice of You're thirteen twenty four to ten
Speaker 1: Chloe from Albertson, Good morning to you.
Speaker 7: Good morning, go so morning.
Speaker 1: Are you Are you an only fans star or do
Speaker 1: you know of somebody?
Speaker 8: Personally? I do not have one, but I know about
Speaker 8: five people in my life that are creator No, yes, okay.
Speaker 3: So when you say creators, what does that mean?
Speaker 8: So they create content either with their partners or they
Speaker 8: are single and they go and find people to create
Speaker 8: content with, or they make solo content all of a
Speaker 8: sexual nature if you wish, and yeah, they just put
Speaker 8: it out there to the world.
Speaker 1: And sell it. There you go. So and you've seen
Speaker 1: the content? What do you think about this? With your friends?
Speaker 8: I mean good honor, and they all look fantastic. Think
Speaker 8: they've all got great bodies and they have the confidence
Speaker 8: to do that and not care who sees it, which
Speaker 8: I think good on them. So all of them have
Speaker 8: traits that if a family member saw it and it
Speaker 8: didn't have their face in it, they would still know
Speaker 8: it them like tattoos or anything like that. So I
Speaker 8: would never be able to do that.
Speaker 5: I'm covered in quite.
Speaker 8: A few tattoos personally, and if my family ever thought
Speaker 8: that I would be more spied but yeah they do.
Speaker 7: Great goodness me you go.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much for the call. Chloe, you're in
Speaker 1: the drawf and congratulations.
Speaker 3: That was so seamless.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there you go. This is really really intriguing stuff
Speaker 1: because that's when you've really got to test yourself. If
Speaker 1: your mum or your dad saw it, would you be
Speaker 1: comfortable with it?
Speaker 3: I just I just have a rule in life, like
Speaker 3: never ever put anything out there that you would feel
Speaker 3: uncomfortable about your parents.
Speaker 1: See, well, that's that's a pretty good rule to go by.
Speaker 1: Twenty four ten. Are you on only fans? It's a
Speaker 1: broad call, particularly for the youngsters out there when you're
Speaker 1: trying to get yourself through university all those types of things. Leah,
Speaker 1: good morning to you.
Speaker 9: Good morning. How are you guys?
Speaker 1: You we're going very well. Thanks. This is a strange
Speaker 1: world for both of us. Are you and only fans? Creator? Yeah,
Speaker 1: take us through it.
Speaker 3: What do you really want to know?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 7: Everything? Get everything?
Speaker 3: Leah.
Speaker 1: How much money can you make? What's the address? Scrap
Speaker 1: that last question?
Speaker 9: Honest, slow month. It can be around like five grand
Speaker 9: on a good month that is looking around like ten If.
Speaker 7: Not more.
Speaker 3: So, Leah, you've got a full time job too. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 3: And so what sort of content are you creating given
Speaker 3: the fact it's eight forty three and there are children
Speaker 3: in cars?
Speaker 9: I would just say full, full content for your imagination
Speaker 9: with wonder right.
Speaker 1: Yes, I'm not a very I'm all right. So you're
Speaker 1: gonna keep on doing it lat.
Speaker 9: For a little while. Like I'm anonymous, so I have
Speaker 9: a different, different online personality. I keep it separate from
Speaker 9: my work. I keep separate for my family and everything
Speaker 9: like that I can, so I will do it for
Speaker 9: a little bit because it's really really good money. However,
Speaker 9: I can't imagine being like fifty and still a homely fan.
Speaker 1: So yeah, yeah, well by then you'll be living in
Speaker 1: some mansion with all the money you need. Hate So
Speaker 1: did your family know?
Speaker 9: So my mum actually knows, but besides that, no one else. Yeah,
Speaker 9: and she only knows because she was just asking me, like,
Speaker 9: how do you have all of this money? And if
Speaker 9: someone want to be honest, I'm the only.
Speaker 3: Fans and her thoughts.
Speaker 9: At first, she was a little bit shocked, but then
Speaker 9: I just kind of explained, like it's anonymous, you know,
Speaker 9: no one really knows who I am. I have tattoos,
Speaker 9: so I am identifiable. But yeah, it's just the risk
Speaker 9: that you have to take. And after she saw that
Speaker 9: it was good money, she was like, okay, do you go?
Speaker 1: Hey many later. Sorry, thank you so much for jumping
Speaker 1: on board and sharing this.
Speaker 9: With us, no worries, Thanks you for talking this morning.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, let's go to Mandy and renowned park. Mandy,
Speaker 1: it sounds like you've had a crash course and only
Speaker 1: fans as well.
Speaker 9: I have an arm with your journey.
Speaker 7: I had no clue that.
Speaker 5: Yes, the radio time.
Speaker 7: Explain to me.
Speaker 9: I'm like, oh my god.
Speaker 1: So your son, Adam, sorry, you just came out there
Speaker 1: for a second. So your fifteen year old's one explained
Speaker 1: to you exactly what's happening.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like.
Speaker 9: Mommy and I do they make lots of money and.
Speaker 10: Blah blah blah.
Speaker 9: And I'm like, oh my god, you know this stuff.
Speaker 9: And he's like, oh mom. And then I'm like, well
Speaker 9: maybe I should look into that, and he's like, nah, Mom,
Speaker 9: you're too old.
Speaker 1: There's no age. Just if you want our advice, Mandy,
Speaker 1: go for it. No, who sent the money through.
Speaker 3: Let's go to Candas, Hey you Candas, here you go.
Speaker 3: All right, so you've been on Only Fans.
Speaker 5: No, no, no, I've got a great story of how
Speaker 5: thing can slip up for someone if you're interested, Yes,
Speaker 5: please friends with a girl, a mother, Well, I just
Speaker 5: got kids, and she did her Oh let's let's make
Speaker 5: some extra money. Why not, right, if you want some
Speaker 5: extra money, let's do it. The first slip up was
Speaker 5: she has Snapchat. She added the only Fans account, like,
Speaker 5: created a Snapchat. Then that sent out to all of
Speaker 5: her friends and family. We're wanting to be very anominous,
Speaker 5: by the way, so she didn't want people to know, yeah,
Speaker 5: she's got step children and just it's just messy. So
Speaker 5: that was the first thing that happened. And then she thought, okay,
Speaker 5: let's branch out to Reddit. Let's put some content on
Speaker 5: creddit to try to draw people in. Well, she since
Speaker 5: decided to cancel Only Fans because too many people knew
Speaker 5: it got messy, got ugly, blah blah blah. But the
Speaker 5: problem is it's still on the internet. Those pictures and
Speaker 5: those quotes that she was trying to, you know, get
Speaker 5: all this money, get all these fans women whatever, It's
Speaker 5: still on the internet, So the digital footprint is such
Speaker 5: a serious thing that I don't think people understand. Yeah,
Speaker 5: I mean, good on people if they don't care, like
Speaker 5: I personally couldn't. But if you want to do it
Speaker 5: and you don't mind it to be out there for
Speaker 5: the world, why not when you really want to stay
Speaker 5: anominous This is a little bit scary.
Speaker 1: It's a really good point, something to absolutely think about,
Speaker 1: because it's fun to live in the moments. Yes, sometimes
Speaker 1: it can be consequent.
Speaker 7: We all do things that are spontaneou yes, don't we, Andrew.
Speaker 1: Oh, yes, we certainly do. Thank you so much for
Speaker 1: the cause. This morning and a lot of texts coming
Speaker 1: through us well, This one from Carli and park home.
Speaker 1: She said, morning, guys, to look to only fans during COVID.
Speaker 1: I used to do sexy cooking tutorials, so didn't make
Speaker 1: the money that some of the greatest care. But it
Speaker 1: was enough to keep me busy and pay the bills.
Speaker 1: It doesn't have to be hardcore stuff, guys.
Speaker 3: I'm just stirring the gravy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, is that getting you where you need to be? No,
Speaker 1: I'm still an awful cook. But some good text coming.
Speaker 3: Through, Yeah.
Speaker 7: Jody and hazy.
Speaker 3: I was an only fans creator for about three years.
Speaker 3: I used to do this as a side hustle to
Speaker 3: my full time job. I kept doing it as it
Speaker 3: made me around ten k a month rageous. Oh my god.
Speaker 3: I stopped once the request started to get a bit
Speaker 3: more for me.
Speaker 7: If I should say this.
Speaker 1: Well, you've kind of come this, fary, you kind of
Speaker 1: have to.
Speaker 3: I've committed.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 7: So many fans were requesting me too.
Speaker 3: Fart on camera?
Speaker 1: What is that a thing? Who's our? It goes? There's
Speaker 1: requesting ask you're right, that's quite morbid. Oh god, how
Speaker 1: good is being a prayerent?
Speaker 7: I know?
Speaker 3: The joy is so good today because they're going back
Speaker 3: to school.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the best part. Hallelujah. I mean, we'll miss you,
Speaker 1: we will miss out.
Speaker 3: I love you so much, darling, I love it. I can't,
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 7: Get into the school.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're getting to school early. Mom and dad, so
Speaker 1: you got to catch up with your friends.
Speaker 3: Mom, it's five thirty okay, I don't care.
Speaker 1: It's feel dark. I want to stay in bed, go
Speaker 1: to school. So we have a toddler at home. Lotty,
Speaker 1: who is two and a half now, really gone through
Speaker 1: some stuff.
Speaker 3: Can I describe Lotty? Yeah, sure, she's glorious, she's so pretty,
Speaker 3: she's so beautiful, but she's also the devil's spawn.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: It's like fifty to fifty, isn't it. It's like one
Speaker 1: minute she's an absolute angel, next minute she gets in
Speaker 1: touch with her darker side. Yes, so, my wife car.
Speaker 1: We've just got a new car and the spare key,
Speaker 1: which we've since found out costs a lot of money
Speaker 1: to replace, hundreds and hundreds of dollars straight away, Bang,
Speaker 1: spare key goes missing. Oh no, completely goes missing. And
Speaker 1: my wife's like this. I'm like this. If you're like
Speaker 1: this as well, we'd love to hear from you. Thirteen
Speaker 1: and twenty four ten. You get in the zone when
Speaker 1: you lose something where it turns into the most important
Speaker 1: thing on the planet.
Speaker 3: Like it's all consuming. Oh, nothing else matters in the
Speaker 3: whole entire world. Then finding the thing that you've lost.
Speaker 1: Yes, so every few months I lose my glasses yeap,
Speaker 1: and it's like the most important thing that's ever happened
Speaker 1: in sunglasses. Yes, yeah, I've gone through a lot of Sonny's.
Speaker 1: As you leave them on top of.
Speaker 7: The car, they're not that good.
Speaker 2: So all good.
Speaker 1: I'll lose him in a couple of months and get
Speaker 1: a new pair, just mix it up. So these keys
Speaker 1: went missing, and they've gone missing for a good couple
Speaker 1: of days, and started going where are they? Clearly one
Speaker 1: of the kids is taken. We've got a five year
Speaker 1: old son, Henry as well, and bless him, we'd convinced him.
Speaker 1: I reckon that he took it. Henry, where is the key?
Speaker 1: Did you take it? He's going, Oh, yeah, I think so.
Speaker 1: I don't know where I put it. I will remember, Henry,
Speaker 1: I can't remember. So two days later, after Carra has
Speaker 1: spoken to three businesses which he's visited, thinking oh, maybe
Speaker 1: I've just left it there. Ye almost conceding defeat, walking
Speaker 1: it one hundred dollars, hundreds of dollars for these new keys.
Speaker 1: I pick up some chips down the bottom of the cupboard.
Speaker 1: Underneath the chips there's the care. Oh wow, now who
Speaker 1: would have put it there? I wonder who's put it there?
Speaker 3: The one word to say to.
Speaker 1: You, lotty, lotty, and look, if it wasn't a giveaway itself,
Speaker 1: that it's about, you know, twenty centimeters off the ground.
Speaker 1: The next giveaway was The keys were situated next to
Speaker 1: a mini bubble blower and also a mini Barbie doll,
Speaker 1: so she'd stashed them quite beautifully. And then finally Cara
Speaker 1: hit up about it. Lotty did you put the keys there?
Speaker 1: In her response, yeah, in sorry mummy, sorry mummy, Oh gosh.
Speaker 3: Sorry for causing you forty eight hours of the most
Speaker 3: stressful time of your life.
Speaker 1: So this was about car was about to fork over
Speaker 1: one hundreds of dollars Yes for this spare key. Yeah,
Speaker 1: thirteen twenty fourteen, what chick toddler cost you? Because our
Speaker 1: friends as well left an engagement and a wedding ring
Speaker 1: on the bench top table in the kitchen. Yep, gone
Speaker 1: one morning. It's never returned. Oh so clearly they had
Speaker 1: two toddlers at the time. Very clearly one of them
Speaker 1: had taken it. It never came back.
Speaker 3: Can I quickly tell you that we had a situation
Speaker 3: where we had our car.
Speaker 7: It was a Volkswagen down at Middleton.
Speaker 3: We've got a place down there, and I took Harper
Speaker 3: for a walk in the pram and she had the
Speaker 3: keys in her hand, never to be seen again. That
Speaker 3: Volkswagen sat there for a month while we had to
Speaker 3: order new keys from Germany from Germany at a cost
Speaker 3: of I can't hundreds.
Speaker 1: Of Yeah it's good, isn't it.
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Thanks a little trip from overseas and no doubt. Harper
Speaker 1: was like, oh, I just thought that some of the
Speaker 1: fish in the ocean would like to borrow the car,
Speaker 1: so I handed it to them.
Speaker 7: So I justs them over casually.
Speaker 1: Thirteen twenty four to ten? What has your toddler cost you?
Speaker 3: Bless them though, we love the whole God, we love
Speaker 3: them so much. Nothing but it's a cozy winter get
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Speaker 3: Just wondering how much your parents spent on your education
Speaker 3: for you to get to this.
Speaker 1: Point free of charge. It's about the experience. I can't
Speaker 1: put a number on happiness.
Speaker 7: And experience can't.
Speaker 1: Unluckily as well when you've got toddler's because sometimes they
Speaker 1: just chuck your stuff out for no particular rules, and my.
Speaker 3: Giddeot do they we's got to Ashley from Sefred Rise morning, Ashley.
Speaker 8: Good morning, how are you guys really well?
Speaker 3: Thank you?
Speaker 7: How much did your toddler cost you?
Speaker 1: They cost me two hundred dollars.
Speaker 8: You know how you get like money in a birthday card,
Speaker 8: like to do birthday.
Speaker 10: And for Christmas and things like that.
Speaker 7: Of course I had two hundred dollars.
Speaker 8: In a card from Manana and we left the card
Speaker 8: on the fence and we came back an hour or
Speaker 8: two later and it was gone and we still hadn't
Speaker 8: found it.
Speaker 1: Oh yep, just been the card, card.
Speaker 10: And money gone.
Speaker 8: And I reckon one of my topt.
Speaker 1: Yes, my god. And they'll keep that information. They'll take
Speaker 1: it to the grave.
Speaker 10: We did ask them, but none of them have ever
Speaker 10: owned up to it, have they not?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 7: No, Ashley, thank you, Tan you.
Speaker 3: Tana from Morwick Vale, Hey, good.
Speaker 10: Morning, Jerdy and Hazy.
Speaker 3: A couple one hundred bucks.
Speaker 10: My daughter had a gun's teddy lost it, Sir Tyan Lowe.
Speaker 10: I was freaking out. It was hyspherical put her in
Speaker 10: birds quickly dumped online. All right, how much is this
Speaker 10: beast of a teddy going to cost me to replace?
Speaker 10: You can only buy them from the UK ninety pounds.
Speaker 1: Ninety pounds, so that's a classy ones are really special ones.
Speaker 1: The Peter gun wants yep, yep.
Speaker 10: And I was devastated. He was devastated. Opened up the
Speaker 10: washing machine.
Speaker 9: There he was, wash.
Speaker 4: Him.
Speaker 10: I cleaned him on a quick cycle, ready for him
Speaker 10: to bedtime. Boom, lost him totally, forgot to put.
Speaker 4: Him in there.
Speaker 1: There you go, it's easy. No one comes back around.
Speaker 3: It's times two and a half, isn't it Australian about
Speaker 3: two sixty?
Speaker 1: I think so. Yes, there's some quick masks for you
Speaker 1: there as well. Let's wrap this up with Sarah and
Speaker 1: dyncan Sarah, what did you told the swap? Okay?
Speaker 11: So it was diamond ear rings and my anniversary ring.
Speaker 11: My son's play thought it was. He called them shining
Speaker 11: and I had him in a box and we used
Speaker 11: to have a garbage disposal like shoot, Shiny's went in
Speaker 11: the garbage disposal all goodness.
Speaker 1: So that has never got them.
Speaker 11: Back, No, no, no, I never replaced either.
Speaker 5: So that was fine.
Speaker 3: That's not even the money, it's the like sentiment of
Speaker 3: the whole thing. Yeah, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 11: A couple of mobile phones in the toilet, but.
Speaker 1: Hey, How good are kids there?
Speaker 3: So right?
Speaker 5: I really love them.
Speaker 1: You tell me you built your time on this happy Tuesday,
Speaker 1: My unknowledgeable history friends, it's time for you to inject
Speaker 1: yourself into knowledge town when it comes to history.
Speaker 7: Yeah, okay, And who's the mayor of knowledge Town?
Speaker 1: Or that would be me? Yes, I am your leader
Speaker 1: in this department. It is the second of Mace. Let's
Speaker 1: take a trip down memory lane. Let's go back to
Speaker 1: two thousand and eight first film in the Marble Cinematic
Speaker 1: Universe release, Iron Man, starring Robert Downey Jr. As Tony Stark.
Speaker 1: I don't understand I'm Man either. Do you have you
Speaker 1: watched it before?
Speaker 2: Never?
Speaker 3: That's strange, that's sort of weird, kind of superhero.
Speaker 1: What my goodness, Grace, and Iman says such nice things
Speaker 1: about you. So here's the thing about Iman. Some of
Speaker 1: those other movies, you're like, oh my god, who would
Speaker 1: watch this? And then the next reporter is like, it
Speaker 1: just grows to billion.
Speaker 3: Dollars, So everyone else on the planet except for US.
Speaker 1: Twenty twelve, Barcelona football player Leo Messi breaks the European
Speaker 1: goal scoring record with sixty eight goals. We may never
Speaker 1: see someone like MESSI ever again.
Speaker 7: No, still retarget or is still going?
Speaker 1: Still going okay and still amazing. Very compact too, not
Speaker 1: tall in stature, but so very very compact. You are
Speaker 1: not on And now what are we talking about? I'm
Speaker 1: still talking about MESSI or what clean it up? Twenty nineteen.
Speaker 1: Drone delivers a kidney for transplant surgery in Baltimore Go
Speaker 1: the Ravens, Maryland for the first time. We having for lunch.
Speaker 1: I'm just some zambreros. How are going to get it?
Speaker 1: Uber eats? Hey, what are you doing? I was just
Speaker 1: getting a kidney transplant? What are you gonna do? I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna have a drone delivered, same sort of stuff.
Speaker 1: A Drone delivered kidney transplant. Oh, I never thought I'd
Speaker 1: see the day. Twenty nineteen, The cast of The Big
Speaker 1: Bang Theory are the first TV actors to be immortalized
Speaker 1: in cement outside Hollywood's Chinese Theater in Los Angeles.
Speaker 7: It's exciting.
Speaker 1: What a phenomenon. Big Bang Theory was like a bunch
Speaker 1: of nerds. You're like, is this going to work? Absolutely?
Speaker 1: It does.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I don't think I've ever watched an episode, and.
Speaker 1: I think everyone knows is Sheldon.
Speaker 3: Once again, I've never watched an episode.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay before then, let's just swiftly move on. It's
Speaker 1: one of the bigger shows on the planet. That's all good,
Speaker 1: saying that I can't name him with the other characters.
Speaker 1: N one song I made the second and twenty thirteen
Speaker 1: was Geronimo by Shepherd from Brisbane doing their thing. One
Speaker 1: of them's got aqua hair, yeah yeah, and she.
Speaker 3: Here's a fact where she's very big on the socials
Speaker 3: with body image, et cetera.
Speaker 7: That's nice.
Speaker 1: Can you the biggest weepy story this tale is we're.
Speaker 7: Seeing is huge time.
Speaker 3: It's actually a genuinely really hard one to talk about.
Speaker 2: This.
Speaker 3: So, the body of Master Chef star jobs On Frillo
Speaker 3: was discovered by police at two am on Monday at
Speaker 3: a hotel in Melbourne on one of the most famous streets.
Speaker 3: He died in Melbourne in the early hours. He survived
Speaker 3: by his wife Lauren and four children, Ava, Sophie, Alfie
Speaker 3: and Isler. Police were sent to the hotel on like
Speaker 3: one straight to perform a weltware before they made the discovery.
Speaker 2: Have a listen, my family life is so important to me.
Speaker 2: I've got an amazing wife. I've got these amazing children
Speaker 2: who I'm super connated and close to all. All right
Speaker 2: for this Mormon in my life where I feel like
Speaker 2: I've won a gold medal.
Speaker 1: That's a big shock, absolute shockwaves through the media industry yesterday,
Speaker 1: I think the big one as well as that he
Speaker 1: leaves behind so many little kids. Yes, and that's when,
Speaker 1: if you've got kids, you can start to put yourself
Speaker 1: in that situation what would be like for them? And
Speaker 1: that's what really connects with me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's tough. So forty six it's too early, It's ridiculous,
Speaker 3: it's far too early. I think he has had a
Speaker 3: well documented battle with drugs and alcohol and so yeah,
Speaker 3: really sad stuff for.
Speaker 7: Him and his family.
Speaker 3: So Andrew Dillon will officially become AFL's new CEO, ending
Speaker 3: a five hundred and thirty eight day handover from predecessor
Speaker 3: Gil McLaughlin. So the path to find the next boss
Speaker 3: has been pretty arduous. Here he is talking about the
Speaker 3: stress involved in running league.
Speaker 1: Yes, Wallace, what I did like from Andrew Dillon as well,
Speaker 1: in particular, Yeah, he's been in the AFL system for
Speaker 1: a long long time yeap, which apparently is nothing when
Speaker 1: compared to a coaching He's under thirteen girls team. I've
Speaker 1: run an oskitch center.
Speaker 6: I've been an assistant coach at senior level for the
Speaker 6: Olds Ads, and I coached junior girls fully at the
Speaker 6: Q Commets for five years. And I can tell you
Speaker 6: that in my twenty three years at the AFL, there
Speaker 6: has been no tougher job than trying to run a
Speaker 6: training session on a Friday afternoon for an under thirteen
Speaker 6: girls team.
Speaker 1: He's ready, He's ready.
Speaker 7: I can agree, I'll be going.
Speaker 3: I've coached young kids playing netball, and I can tell
Speaker 3: you there is nothing harder. Nothing harder because they won't listen,
Speaker 3: or they don't listen because you aggressively want them to win.
Speaker 3: Because I am genuinely, really, really, really competitive.
Speaker 1: So I didn't quite make it to the Thunderbirds. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but the next best thing is my daughter's going that way.
Speaker 3: So I am going to take my frustration out on you.
Speaker 7: That's it.
Speaker 3: Russell Crowe was weighed in on the net for the
Speaker 3: Monarchy Monarchy Monarchy mony as the world eagerly awaits King
Speaker 3: Charles coronation. The fifty year old has met several of
Speaker 3: the rules during his legendary acting career and says Charles
Speaker 3: is a good bloke, but we don't need a king.
Speaker 1: Do you think it's very hypocritical? From Russell Carora? I mean,
Speaker 1: listen to this.
Speaker 4: My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, mind of the Armies
Speaker 4: of the North, General Felix Speakings, loyal servant to the
Speaker 4: true and brock King Charles bother to a noted son.
Speaker 3: Is the lead.
Speaker 1: It's a long time ago.
Speaker 3: It's wrong with you, Russell, God Russell, I hate that
Speaker 3: from you.
Speaker 1: Big show coming up tomorrow, special guest announcement just after
Speaker 1: eight am tomorrow. It's going to be huge.
Speaker 3: Yes, we need to talk about people who don't say
Speaker 3: thank you in traffic as well tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Yep. And there's a good movement. There's a good, solid movement,
Speaker 1: so mad, yes, all right.
Speaker 3: If I let you in thank me.
Speaker 1: There's either two ways you go and this isn't it
Speaker 1: absolutely beautiful and lovely or extremely aggressive. There's nowhere in between.
Speaker 2: Yeah,