WEBVTT - 98.5 Pokies FM 0:00:00.500 --> 0:00:02.739 High Scrollers is produced on Gadigal land. 0:00:02.960 --> 0:00:05.280 We pay our respects to the traditional custodians of this 0:00:05.340 --> 0:00:07.020 country and elders past and present. 0:00:07.420 --> 0:00:14.300 Always was, always will be Aboriginal land. Okay, Matt, for 0:00:14.320 --> 0:00:16.540 today's Close Friends, I've got an activity for us. 0:00:16.620 --> 0:00:17.820 Yes, great. Do you know what I love? 0:00:17.840 --> 0:00:18.960 Do you actually? 0:00:19.520 --> 0:00:21.300 Yeah, I already know what the activity is. You have 0:00:21.340 --> 0:00:23.290 told me. You've been begging and begging and begging for 0:00:23.320 --> 0:00:23.970 us to do this. 0:00:24.130 --> 0:00:25.870 So I thought we could dedicate a whole Close Friends 0:00:25.910 --> 0:00:31.860 episode to making our perfect radio... What is it even called, Xander, 0:00:31.910 --> 0:00:36.040 in the radio world? Like an audio soundbite? 0:00:36.080 --> 0:00:38.820 Yeah, like maybe called like a sting or something. 0:00:39.060 --> 0:00:39.700 Okay. 0:00:39.820 --> 0:00:42.120 I want us to make our own radio sting, but 0:00:42.280 --> 0:00:47.699 in the most diabolical Aussie FM radio kind of way. 0:00:47.860 --> 0:00:48.140 Okay. 0:00:48.420 --> 0:00:52.019 So to give you some examples, I've seen a lot 0:00:52.060 --> 0:00:55.080 of people on TikTok doing this recently. And it's like 0:00:55.180 --> 0:00:58.440 when your Bluetooth isn't working, so you give the radio 0:00:58.580 --> 0:00:59.080 a chance. 0:01:02.850 --> 0:01:05.649 That was Pink with Funhaus. You're locked into the drive 0:01:05.670 --> 0:01:08.250 home with Nick Jess and Buttcrack. Stay locked in. We've 0:01:08.270 --> 0:01:09.630 got plenty of tunes on the way. 0:01:11.530 --> 0:01:14.860 You're locked into the drive home with Nick Jess and Buttcrack. 0:01:16.240 --> 0:01:18.020 Baby, let's go. 0:01:18.220 --> 0:01:18.880 Holy fuck. 0:01:19.100 --> 0:01:19.330 Let's go. 0:01:19.360 --> 0:01:20.600 You get what I'm saying? 0:01:20.680 --> 0:01:21.000 Yeah. 0:01:22.020 --> 0:01:25.700 So I thought we could.... 0:01:26.610 --> 0:01:29.110 Do one of our own and we don't know what 0:01:29.150 --> 0:01:31.670 it's going to sound like until it gets edited together 0:01:31.750 --> 0:01:32.380 for us. 0:01:32.520 --> 0:01:32.679 Okay. 0:01:32.940 --> 0:01:34.899 So I thought this is like live. 0:01:34.920 --> 0:01:36.610 Have you approved this with Gay J? 0:01:36.780 --> 0:01:37.080 Yes. 0:01:37.140 --> 0:01:37.400 Okay. 0:01:37.800 --> 0:01:40.200 And so we're not going to hear like the exact 0:01:40.220 --> 0:01:42.620 sound effects, but I think this can be us literally 0:01:42.670 --> 0:01:45.270 doing the recording. We can give suggestions of sound effects 0:01:45.530 --> 0:01:47.710 and then we'll see what the Nova team can put together. 0:01:47.830 --> 0:01:49.170 And the scrollers are going to hear this at the 0:01:49.190 --> 0:01:50.950 end of the episode, but we wouldn't have even heard 0:01:50.990 --> 0:01:51.190 it yet. 0:01:51.290 --> 0:01:51.970 Okay, cool. 0:01:52.490 --> 0:01:54.740 So- Do you want to go line for line? 0:01:54.860 --> 0:01:55.080 Yeah. 0:01:55.160 --> 0:01:57.760 And are we allowed to just put like two seconds 0:01:57.820 --> 0:02:00.280 of a mainstream song for the first bit? 0:02:01.490 --> 0:02:03.630 We'll just put like Set Fire to the Stars or something. 0:02:03.770 --> 0:02:09.389 Yeah. Okay. All right. We can't use commercial music though. 0:02:09.680 --> 0:02:09.940 Okay. 0:02:09.960 --> 0:02:11.220 We'll use Set Fire to the Stars. 0:02:12.480 --> 0:02:15.580 That was Set Fire to the Stars with Brittany Saunders. 0:02:18.740 --> 0:02:20.480 Oh, and then so then the vibe is I've got 0:02:20.500 --> 0:02:21.160 to say something as well. 0:02:21.180 --> 0:02:23.000 Yeah, let's just take turns, I reckon. But let me 0:02:23.040 --> 0:02:24.040 say that again, actually. 0:02:24.660 --> 0:02:26.040 What's your radio station called? 0:02:26.160 --> 0:02:27.899 Yeah, what's our radio station called, Matt? 0:02:28.600 --> 0:02:28.760 Um. 0:02:29.300 --> 0:02:30.100 Newie FM. 0:02:31.130 --> 0:02:31.709 Why Newie? 0:02:31.730 --> 0:02:31.929 Yeah. 0:02:31.950 --> 0:02:33.650 Because that's funny. 0:02:33.950 --> 0:02:34.369 No. 0:02:34.430 --> 0:02:35.090 High Scrollers Live? 0:02:35.290 --> 0:02:36.970 No. No, no, no. 0:02:37.110 --> 0:02:39.630 So you want this to be broad, not High Scrollers coded? 0:02:39.990 --> 0:02:42.660 Yeah, High Scrollers coded, but like. 0:02:42.660 --> 0:02:43.750 201, you know, Newie FM. 0:02:44.380 --> 0:02:44.460 Yeah. 0:02:47.210 --> 0:02:47.910 And is it with Matt? 0:02:47.930 --> 0:02:48.850 Genus FM. 0:02:49.070 --> 0:02:49.590 Okay. 0:02:49.730 --> 0:02:53.540 No, let's stay on India FM. 0:02:53.580 --> 0:02:58.920 Yeah, you're listening to 102.7 India and Genus on the 0:02:58.960 --> 0:02:59.640 radio with. 0:02:59.540 --> 0:03:03.560 You right now. Hey, call us 13 24 24. 0:03:03.540 --> 0:03:07.170 When was the last time you got something stuck in 0:03:07.210 --> 0:03:08.030 your drain? 0:03:10.650 --> 0:03:14.370 We'll be back right after this. Coming up on... Wait, no, 0:03:14.389 --> 0:03:17.410 we want genus. So am I genus and you're India? 0:03:17.710 --> 0:03:18.910 I thought you were already going. 0:03:19.950 --> 0:03:20.549 No, I'm brainstorming. 0:03:20.570 --> 0:03:21.250 Oh, you're brainstorming. 0:03:21.270 --> 0:03:23.220 Okay. You can just say shit because we'll use this. 0:03:23.240 --> 0:03:23.630 Okay. 0:03:23.680 --> 0:03:23.940 Yeah. 0:03:24.120 --> 0:03:24.459 All right. 0:03:24.600 --> 0:03:27.060 Bring up a chicken latte. What about a chicken latte? Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0:03:27.080 --> 0:03:27.600 Chicken lattes. 0:03:27.660 --> 0:03:27.940 Okay. 0:03:27.960 --> 0:03:28.560 We'll do that. 0:03:28.680 --> 0:03:29.000 Okay. 0:03:29.060 --> 0:03:30.419 How about we just go for it? 0:03:30.460 --> 0:03:30.760 Okay. 0:03:30.800 --> 0:03:32.400 And just add libs back and forth. 0:03:32.419 --> 0:03:36.050 Well, we'll obviously have to add lib. That'll have to 0:03:36.110 --> 0:03:36.790 come into it. 0:03:36.870 --> 0:03:37.110 Yeah. 0:03:37.570 --> 0:03:41.150 And chicken latte. That'll come into it. 0:03:41.170 --> 0:03:41.250 Yeah. 0:03:41.610 --> 0:03:43.610 And we want lots of sound effects. 0:03:43.790 --> 0:03:44.030 Yeah. 0:03:44.170 --> 0:03:46.290 But we'll suggest those as we go as well. 0:03:46.310 --> 0:03:49.010 Think of like a radio competition. 0:03:49.050 --> 0:03:50.790 What's a radio competition that's happening? Yeah, we're going to 0:03:50.810 --> 0:03:51.380 do that for sure. 0:03:51.400 --> 0:03:51.720 Okay. 0:03:51.740 --> 0:03:51.940 Okay. 0:03:52.810 --> 0:03:54.960 I also think we need to add Sofa Dofa into 0:03:55.000 --> 0:03:55.740 it at some point. 0:03:55.900 --> 0:03:59.280 Yeah, just her saying shock horror. 0:03:59.600 --> 0:04:00.720 Yeah. 0:04:00.800 --> 0:04:06.440 Just Sofa Dofa saying shock horror. You know, I was 0:04:06.540 --> 0:04:07.920 at Sydney Airport the other. 0:04:07.740 --> 0:04:11.040 Day and I literally walked past her and I went, 0:04:11.500 --> 0:04:12.700 this is where she said it. 0:04:13.440 --> 0:04:18.500 And I was like, fangirl moment, shock horror. Pissing. 0:04:19.110 --> 0:04:21.270 Okay, so first it's going to start with Set Fire 0:04:21.290 --> 0:04:24.490 to the Stars. It's going to be coming out. That 0:04:24.550 --> 0:04:27.770 was Set Fire to the Stars by Brittany Saunders. And 0:04:27.810 --> 0:04:28.810 you're listening to. 0:04:30.270 --> 0:04:31.430 What's our radio station called? 0:04:31.470 --> 0:04:34.690 Yeah, so we need a name for the radio station. 0:04:34.710 --> 0:04:42.060 Maybe just like... Syria FM. Syria FM. 0:04:42.560 --> 0:04:44.820 I reckon it needs to be because I'm seeing this 0:04:45.080 --> 0:04:47.300 also being made into a social clip. So I reckon 0:04:47.320 --> 0:04:49.080 we need to have some scrollers jokes in there, but 0:04:49.100 --> 0:04:51.880 I also think it needs to be broad. Like so 0:04:51.900 --> 0:04:55.180 it can relate to all of Australia. So should we 0:04:55.200 --> 0:04:57.920 just call it something stereotypical? Cause they're always like sea 0:04:58.000 --> 0:05:01.620 coast FM, you know, they're always like some coastal name. 0:05:02.040 --> 0:05:08.380 So what should we call it? Burley Pav FM. How 0:05:08.400 --> 0:05:09.099 you going, FM? 0:05:09.180 --> 0:05:11.040 Yeah, that's all right. 0:05:11.700 --> 0:05:12.919 Just like Aussie. 0:05:12.940 --> 0:05:14.040 The Bogan Broadcast? 0:05:15.740 --> 0:05:16.400 You listen to. 0:05:16.400 --> 0:05:27.200 98.5 The Pokies? Wait, that's actually, wait, we should actually 0:05:27.300 --> 0:05:30.240 do it. Not, not high scrollers coded. Let's do it 0:05:30.260 --> 0:05:31.500 fucking Bogan. 0:05:31.520 --> 0:05:32.980 Yeah, that's what we should do. 0:05:33.000 --> 0:05:33.820 Okay. Sorry, scrollers. 0:05:33.839 --> 0:05:34.839 This is going to be broad. 0:05:34.860 --> 0:05:37.660 This is going to be broad and Bogan. Like all 0:05:37.740 --> 0:05:41.520 of Cinderella's. How much did you put through the pokies? 0:05:41.520 --> 0:05:41.620 98.7. 0:05:41.620 --> 0:05:42.810 Who gives a fuck FM? 0:05:42.830 --> 0:05:45.870 Okay. 0:05:46.589 --> 0:05:48.650 That was set fire to the stars with Brittany. 0:05:48.670 --> 0:05:49.050 Some wonders. 0:05:49.089 --> 0:05:50.810 And you're listening to 98 pokies FM. 0:05:50.810 --> 0:05:51.170 98 point. 0:05:54.779 --> 0:05:54.960 98.pokies. 0:05:54.960 --> 0:05:55.029 98.5. 0:05:55.020 --> 0:05:56.300 Pokies FM. 0:05:57.200 --> 0:05:59.120 Okay. 0:06:00.589 --> 0:06:03.570 And that was Set Fire to the Stars by Brittany Saunders. 0:06:03.610 --> 0:06:06.950 And thanks for listening to 98.5 Pokies FM. 0:06:08.029 --> 0:06:09.810 Wait, we've got to be full serious. 0:06:11.710 --> 0:06:13.950 That was Set Fire to the Stars with Brittany Saunders. 0:06:14.000 --> 0:06:16.960 And you're listening to 98.5 Pokies FM. 0:06:17.460 --> 0:06:17.700 With? 0:06:19.060 --> 0:06:20.380 Yeah, with who? What are our names? 0:06:20.820 --> 0:06:22.320 With Matto and Brito. 0:06:24.230 --> 0:06:28.250 Or I can Daz and Shaz. Daz, Shaz, and Laz. 0:06:28.270 --> 0:06:29.990 Okay. 0:06:30.190 --> 0:06:33.680 You say that. No. What was the last thing you said? 0:06:33.700 --> 0:06:40.919 Poki's FM. You're listening to The Come Down with Daz, 0:06:41.000 --> 0:06:42.800 Shaz and their pal Laz. 0:06:42.960 --> 0:06:45.020 Tell us, ring us 13 24 24. 0:06:45.020 --> 0:06:47.180 When was the last time you put money in the 0:06:47.200 --> 0:06:48.460 bogeys and how much did you win? 0:06:48.480 --> 0:06:50.260 The lines are open. We've got our first caller on 0:06:50.279 --> 0:06:52.500 the line. Hello, Gaz. 0:06:52.800 --> 0:06:53.120 Yeah. 0:06:53.339 --> 0:06:55.520 Oh, you know, you be Gaz. You be Gaz. 0:06:55.540 --> 0:06:58.179 Okay, okay, okay, okay. Yeah, mate, how you going? 0:06:58.880 --> 0:06:59.660 Now we're good, Gaz. 0:06:59.680 --> 0:07:03.159 This is Daz, Shaz, and Laz on the Come Down. 0:07:03.520 --> 0:07:05.310 Gaz, tell us, how much money did you put in 0:07:05.320 --> 0:07:06.230 the bogeys last week? 0:07:06.260 --> 0:07:08.650 Yeah, chucked a cheeky hundy and got another hundy out. 0:07:09.010 --> 0:07:10.770 Oh, there you go. 0:07:10.810 --> 0:07:12.950 We're going to match that hundy for you thanks to the. 0:07:12.850 --> 0:07:15.410 Guys at Super Cheap Autos. 0:07:15.510 --> 0:07:19.630 Gaz, you got another fucking hundred. Have a good day, Gaz. 0:07:20.570 --> 0:07:22.850 All that and more coming up after this. This is 0:07:22.950 --> 0:07:24.240 Pink Funhouse. 0:07:24.920 --> 0:07:33.380 Now we need to have other little sections. Now we 0:07:33.400 --> 0:07:33.660 need to. 0:07:33.660 --> 0:07:36.640 Have other little sections. 0:07:37.100 --> 0:07:49.070 I knew this would be funny. We need to now 0:07:49.330 --> 0:07:50.830 do a competition. 0:07:52.070 --> 0:07:53.170 They're winning. Hold on. 0:07:53.210 --> 0:07:53.980 I'll go, I'll go, I'll go. 0:07:54.630 --> 0:07:58.350 Get ready to win 10,000 fuckaroos here on 98.5. 0:07:58.330 --> 0:08:02.450 Wait, let me do it again. Let me do it again. 0:08:02.470 --> 0:08:08.080 Okay. Get ready to win 10,000 fuckaroos here on 98.5, 0:08:08.080 --> 0:08:09.380 the Pokies FM. 0:08:10.780 --> 0:08:12.400 This is what you need to do to win. 0:08:14.480 --> 0:08:16.080 Call us and tell us what are we going to 0:08:16.100 --> 0:08:18.240 say that they need to do. Fuck, this is going 0:08:18.260 --> 0:08:20.060 to be so funny for them to listen to unedited 0:08:20.100 --> 0:08:21.380 than to hear it at the end with all the 0:08:21.460 --> 0:08:23.120 sound effects. 0:08:23.360 --> 0:08:24.330 Call us and tell us. 0:08:25.110 --> 0:08:28.190 Okay, so the competition could be you've got to win 0:08:28.190 --> 0:08:30.420 10,000 fuckaroos. Yeah. 0:08:31.280 --> 0:08:32.740 By guessing the secret sound. 0:08:32.760 --> 0:08:33.980 Secret sound. 0:08:34.160 --> 0:08:34.540 Okay. 0:08:34.559 --> 0:08:36.190 Yeah. So you've got to say. 0:08:36.640 --> 0:08:37.980 And then someone calls. 0:08:37.780 --> 0:08:40.270 Up and they're so wrong. No, no, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, 0:08:40.270 --> 0:08:41.329 they're so right. 0:08:41.530 --> 0:08:43.550 Yeah, we'll play the sound. 0:08:43.790 --> 0:08:46.410 Okay, get something that's going to be the sound, Matt. 0:08:46.450 --> 0:08:46.730 Yeah, okay. 0:08:46.770 --> 0:08:49.030 Okay. No, we'll put the sound in. 0:08:49.230 --> 0:08:49.470 No. 0:08:49.770 --> 0:08:51.650 No, no, no. 0:08:51.750 --> 0:08:52.890 Don't do a 7-Eleven. 0:08:52.970 --> 0:08:55.670 Can you literally go, and then we need another, so 0:08:55.690 --> 0:08:57.390 we'll say your name's Maz this time. 0:08:57.450 --> 0:08:57.670 Okay. 0:08:57.710 --> 0:09:00.470 And you go, is that a half-eaten puff pastry baked 0:09:00.530 --> 0:09:01.130 butter chicken? 0:09:01.150 --> 0:09:07.500 7-Eleven won't like that. Just do like a carrot Freddo 0:09:07.550 --> 0:09:10.200 frog in half, like something more generic. 0:09:10.300 --> 0:09:10.579 Okay. 0:09:10.800 --> 0:09:11.500 Not 7-Eleven. 0:09:12.460 --> 0:09:14.910 Okay, so one of you got to say, To win 0:09:14.929 --> 0:09:17.990 the 10,000 fuckaroos, we've got, who was my name? 0:09:18.010 --> 0:09:18.970 I don't know, Maz. 0:09:19.190 --> 0:09:22.940 Maz. Because you've got Gaz, Shaz, and Laz. But we 0:09:22.960 --> 0:09:24.579 had Gaz on the lines, now we need Maz on 0:09:24.600 --> 0:09:24.960 the lines. 0:09:24.980 --> 0:09:27.960 Okay, let's do like an audio edit of me right now. 0:09:29.120 --> 0:09:31.160 What are the prizes, by the way? 0:09:31.280 --> 0:09:33.020 And what's the shittest prize that we could give? 0:09:33.200 --> 0:09:34.900 No, we're giving 10,000 fuckaroos out. 0:09:35.040 --> 0:09:35.850 Oh, okay, okay. 0:09:36.270 --> 0:09:37.410 And what are we calling the competition? 0:09:40.150 --> 0:09:41.310 The secret sound? Just the secret sound. 0:09:41.330 --> 0:09:42.250 Okay. Yeah. 0:09:42.790 --> 0:09:46.210 This is the secret sound. Sound, sound, sound, sound, sound. 0:09:46.270 --> 0:09:47.490 I'm picturing it echoing. 0:09:47.630 --> 0:09:48.090 Okay, yeah. 0:09:51.020 --> 0:09:53.320 We're giving away 10,000 fuckaroos. 0:09:53.480 --> 0:09:55.640 All you've got to do is call up and guess 0:09:55.679 --> 0:09:56.829 the secret sound. 0:09:57.490 --> 0:09:59.230 Matt, you can say you've got Maz on the line. 0:09:59.870 --> 0:09:59.950 No. 0:10:00.140 --> 0:10:02.480 You need to play the sound now. Like, you've got 0:10:02.500 --> 0:10:03.180 to make the sound. 0:10:03.760 --> 0:10:04.200 Okay. 0:10:04.400 --> 0:10:05.179 You get what I'm saying? 0:10:05.200 --> 0:10:08.720 Yeah, but you go Maz. We've got Maz on the line. Maz, 0:10:08.920 --> 0:10:10.040 what is this sound? 0:10:10.340 --> 0:10:10.900 Okay. 0:10:11.080 --> 0:10:13.760 We've got Maz on the line. Maz, you're here with Daz, 0:10:13.800 --> 0:10:16.900 Shaz and Laz. Maz, tell us, when was the last 0:10:16.920 --> 0:10:18.220 time you had a Maz, Maz? 0:10:20.059 --> 0:10:20.820 I don't know what that is. 0:10:22.020 --> 0:10:26.270 Okay, I'm picturing Maz as a woman. Oh, okay. Like Mariah, Maz, 0:10:26.390 --> 0:10:27.430 you know? She's Maz. 0:10:27.470 --> 0:10:29.870 Because it's Daz, Chaz and Laz and we had Gaz 0:10:29.929 --> 0:10:32.110 and now we've got Maz. So we need to diversify 0:10:32.130 --> 0:10:32.750 the audience. 0:10:33.210 --> 0:10:34.469 Well, the last time. 0:10:34.270 --> 0:10:35.650 I had a Maz, it was when I was on 0:10:35.670 --> 0:10:37.230 the Laz and I was having a bit of a 0:10:37.270 --> 0:10:37.950 laugh with Gaz. 0:10:43.880 --> 0:10:45.880 We are fucked in the head. 0:10:46.100 --> 0:10:50.100 I'm still not sure what's going on, but anyway. Lovely. Maxwell, 0:10:50.120 --> 0:10:52.340 can you identify this secret sound, please? 0:10:55.340 --> 0:10:56.439 What am I guessing? What am I saying? 0:10:56.679 --> 0:10:57.739 Exactly what it is. 0:10:57.740 --> 0:10:59.600 I think it's a condom wrap-up and opened on this 0:10:59.640 --> 0:11:01.920 Friday night after a night down at the RSL. 0:11:01.940 --> 0:11:04.610 You know, something like that. 0:11:04.679 --> 0:11:06.490 No, can you tell a story, actually? You need to 0:11:06.530 --> 0:11:09.150 tell a story that's like, well, it takes me back 0:11:09.250 --> 0:11:11.870 to when I was, you know, and then say, and 0:11:12.030 --> 0:11:13.670 I think it's this, and then get to the end 0:11:13.710 --> 0:11:14.689 and be like, I think it's the sound of a 0:11:14.710 --> 0:11:15.230 condom wrap-up. 0:11:15.250 --> 0:11:15.729 Yeah, yeah. 0:11:16.900 --> 0:11:18.660 Well, the last time I heard a sound like that, 0:11:18.720 --> 0:11:21.380 that was back in the day when I was 18 0:11:21.380 --> 0:11:24.060 years old, fresh out of high school, in the car 0:11:24.100 --> 0:11:28.500 with my first boyfriend and he put his hand into the, 0:11:28.820 --> 0:11:31.460 what's it called, into the glove box and he pulled 0:11:31.540 --> 0:11:34.380 out what I think, well, what I think it is, 0:11:34.580 --> 0:11:35.660 is a condom wrapper. 0:11:35.679 --> 0:11:37.800 Is that right, Mazgaz and Laz? 0:11:38.900 --> 0:11:40.450 Now there's all like. 0:11:40.410 --> 0:11:45.809 Womp, womp, womp. I'm sorry, not specific enough there. 0:11:47.490 --> 0:11:49.850 No, I reckon you should be like, yeah, I reckon 0:11:49.890 --> 0:11:51.530 we should say, yeah, they won. 0:11:51.570 --> 0:11:51.870 Yeah. 0:11:52.050 --> 0:11:53.100 Because it's like a promo. 0:11:53.170 --> 0:11:53.530 Yeah. 0:11:54.360 --> 0:11:54.700 True. 0:11:55.640 --> 0:11:57.040 Wait, so this is a promo sting? 0:11:57.280 --> 0:11:57.600 Yeah. 0:11:57.640 --> 0:11:58.500 Not a segment. 0:11:58.559 --> 0:12:00.360 No, the whole thing's one big promo sting. 0:12:00.400 --> 0:12:00.880 Fucking hell. 0:12:00.920 --> 0:12:01.079 Yeah. 0:12:02.400 --> 0:12:02.740 Oh my God. 0:12:02.760 --> 0:12:04.610 The scrollers listening right now are like, what? 0:12:04.990 --> 0:12:05.730 This is either going to be. 0:12:05.690 --> 0:12:07.210 The funniest thing we've ever done or the worst thing 0:12:07.230 --> 0:12:09.390 we've ever done. And I'm here for it either way. 0:12:09.429 --> 0:12:12.300 Yeah. Okay, so now we've got to go, Maz, you've 0:12:12.340 --> 0:12:15.620 won yourself 10,000 fuckaroos. Oh, my God. 0:12:15.640 --> 0:12:18.439 I've never had 10,000 fuckaroos in my life. 0:12:18.520 --> 0:12:21.380 It's going to change my life. Fuckaroos. You know, that 0:12:21.440 --> 0:12:22.300 sound's got to go over it. 0:12:22.370 --> 0:12:23.470 Fuckaroos. 0:12:26.250 --> 0:12:29.390 Yeah, just put the laugh track in as well. Keeping 0:12:29.410 --> 0:12:33.309 you entertained, Daz, Maz, Laz, Gaz, and Baz. Oh, we 0:12:33.330 --> 0:12:34.590 haven't had a Baz on the show yet. 0:12:34.630 --> 0:12:36.050 If you're a Baz, call us. 0:12:36.330 --> 0:12:37.650 Oh, the phones are going crazy. 0:12:38.710 --> 0:12:40.309 Now you need to be like, coming up next to 0:12:40.330 --> 0:12:41.450 finish it, India. 0:12:41.790 --> 0:12:49.820 Yeah, okay. Coming up next, India. Now we need things 0:12:49.860 --> 0:12:51.760 like a dog barking. So can you do that? 0:12:52.679 --> 0:12:54.080 Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof. 0:12:55.500 --> 0:12:57.600 Now we need things like a cat meowing. 0:12:58.040 --> 0:12:59.120 Meow, meow, meow. 0:12:59.140 --> 0:13:00.100 Meow. 0:13:00.940 --> 0:13:04.420 Now insert engine starting. We need an engine starting sound effect. 0:13:04.460 --> 0:13:06.699 Yes. And then screeching off into the distance. 0:13:06.830 --> 0:13:08.470 Yeah, to get those 10,000 fuckaroos. 0:13:11.600 --> 0:13:14.200 The sound of coins hitting the floor. 0:13:14.440 --> 0:13:16.480 Yeah, and we need a lot of sounds just edited 0:13:16.520 --> 0:13:17.360 into this whole thing. 0:13:17.900 --> 0:13:21.579 Yeah. And also, I'm going to grab... We'll grab a few, like, 0:13:22.059 --> 0:13:23.740 moments that we've said on the pod. 0:13:23.900 --> 0:13:24.200 Oh, yeah. 0:13:24.240 --> 0:13:25.900 And we'll chuck them in like they've happened on the show. 0:13:25.920 --> 0:13:26.360 Okay. 0:13:26.400 --> 0:13:29.430 Like, coming up next, and it will play, like, you 0:13:29.450 --> 0:13:30.750 being like, cicada cum shots. 0:13:30.929 --> 0:13:32.170 Yes, yes. 0:13:32.670 --> 0:13:35.550 And then they always have to say in these things, 0:13:35.570 --> 0:13:37.840 there's always... or their accolades. 0:13:37.900 --> 0:13:43.780 Like we'll have to say Wagga Wagga's number 34th radio show, you. 0:13:43.740 --> 0:13:50.390 Know, something like that. Okay. What's a good country town? Tamworth. Tamworth? 0:13:50.570 --> 0:13:50.770 Yeah. 0:13:50.809 --> 0:13:53.390 Where was the meat pie killer from? 0:13:53.410 --> 0:13:55.550 Huh? 0:13:55.929 --> 0:13:56.890 What was that called again? 0:13:56.990 --> 0:14:02.420 Larimar. Larimar, yeah. 98.5, Larimar's number one station. 0:14:03.670 --> 0:14:04.010 Yeah. 0:14:04.550 --> 0:14:07.390 And then home to the world's best pies. 0:14:07.890 --> 0:14:12.650 Approved by Daz, Laz, Baz, Maz, Gaz and Jazz. I've 0:14:12.700 --> 0:14:12.980 got one. 0:14:14.620 --> 0:14:20.200 We are the number one station for tradies aged over 45. 0:14:21.860 --> 0:14:23.660 And retirees who are widowed. 0:14:28.120 --> 0:14:30.350 Do you reckon we've got enough? Yeah, I'm trying to 0:14:30.370 --> 0:14:33.090 think of anything else. What's the most stereotypical thing on 0:14:33.110 --> 0:14:33.650 the radio? 0:14:33.670 --> 0:14:35.470 Lizzo. 0:14:37.070 --> 0:14:37.510 Lizzo. 0:14:37.770 --> 0:14:40.610 Pink. That's why I said Pink Funhouse. Pink's always on 0:14:40.630 --> 0:14:42.350 the bloody radio. She's on the radio. What else? 0:14:45.360 --> 0:14:48.240 What about just really random bodily noises? 0:14:48.280 --> 0:14:52.140 Like just throw a fart in there. I'll do a cough. Yeah. 0:14:54.730 --> 0:14:55.550 You could throw that in. 0:14:57.790 --> 0:14:59.070 Find out. What are your names again? 0:15:00.570 --> 0:15:01.130 Laz and. 0:15:01.530 --> 0:15:02.370 Daz, Shaz. 0:15:02.630 --> 0:15:03.310 Daz and Shaz. 0:15:03.730 --> 0:15:06.010 Gaz, Baz, Maz. We've also had on the show. 0:15:06.030 --> 0:15:09.530 This is the worst close friends episode ever. 0:15:09.570 --> 0:15:14.430 Kaz, as in Karen. I think as well, we need 0:15:14.460 --> 0:15:16.650 a sponsor. Brought to you by. 0:15:16.660 --> 0:15:17.640 You already said Super Cheap Auto. 0:15:17.660 --> 0:15:19.920 No, we did get Super Cheap Auto. I think we 0:15:19.940 --> 0:15:22.940 need a dodgy brand of some sort. What's a dodgy brand? 0:15:23.440 --> 0:15:23.979 Chocolate milk. 0:15:24.550 --> 0:15:27.110 Brought to you by the pokies at the RSL. Or 0:15:27.610 --> 0:15:31.510 like brought to you by vapes. You know, like something. Yeah, 0:15:31.530 --> 0:15:32.690 that's funny. You know what I mean? 0:15:32.750 --> 0:15:33.870 That's funny. 0:15:34.750 --> 0:15:41.250 And shout out to our sponsors, vapes. In particular, black 0:15:41.370 --> 0:15:42.229 ice flavour. 0:15:44.100 --> 0:15:45.000 Is that a flavour? 0:15:45.780 --> 0:15:48.020 Yeah, black berry ice, I believe. 0:15:48.040 --> 0:15:53.150 Oh, well, I think. Oh, no, we need one more. 0:15:53.170 --> 0:15:55.070