Speaker 1: I am speechless. I am speechless. There's nothing that's nothing
Speaker 1: funny about that.
Speaker 2: There's nothing I can do.
Speaker 1: You're a savage.
Speaker 2: There's nothing I can do. You're like the leader free.
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Speaker 2: Welcome to the podcast. Everyone, Where's your Head Out? Anna?
Speaker 1: Good morning everyone, we are in Melbourne today. You're wearing
Speaker 1: your Travis Kelsey.
Speaker 2: A couple of swifties. Me as I was walking.
Speaker 1: In that literally thinks he's Travis Kelsey. It's actually quite
Speaker 1: a new I.
Speaker 2: Wish I played like him. He's no, he's actually been
Speaker 2: really shit. I tried to pick him up in the
Speaker 2: fantasy draft and I'm thank god I did and he's
Speaker 2: been doing nothing, really nothing for the fantasy.
Speaker 1: Maybe you'll turn it around. Is that what you're wearing
Speaker 1: is Jersey goud of support?
Speaker 2: Try to get him. No, he's not on my team,
Speaker 2: my tight end. Let's not get into that. Let's not
Speaker 2: four people that don't get the fantasy.
Speaker 1: We don't want to hear out any more fantasy football please,
Speaker 1: for the love of coffee.
Speaker 2: Well, that's where my head is at. I'm watching that.
Speaker 2: I'm versing the raining champion.
Speaker 1: How's Tammy dealing with the fantasy football? Like, what's her
Speaker 1: vibe on it?
Speaker 2: Literally? Really nothing? Yeah that would be It's just it
Speaker 2: doesn't exist. So I sent her a photo today good morning,
Speaker 2: at like four point fifty four forty five in the morning,
Speaker 2: and I was watching the game. She did not even
Speaker 2: acknowledge the photo.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I wouldn't either, to be honest. How's it being
Speaker 1: back in Melbourne and seeing your mom, your friends?
Speaker 2: Good? We had a family dinner last night, all my
Speaker 2: sisters were there and just yeah, you know, I love
Speaker 2: visiting everyone and getting chatsaw on my grandparents yesterday just good.
Speaker 2: I haven't seen them for a while. They were talking
Speaker 2: about the wedding there two months two months months, my
Speaker 2: grandparents went to flight Center to book their tickets. I
Speaker 2: thought their accommodation.
Speaker 1: Well to the full travel age. Yeah, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I love them. That's really And I was.
Speaker 2: Like, I was like, guys, I'm like not taking a
Speaker 2: piss out of you. I'll do it. Yeah, Like I
Speaker 2: was like, I literally book a ticket. It's that easy
Speaker 2: on my act. Within like an hour and I'm on
Speaker 2: a fly. I was like, that's so cute.
Speaker 1: Though, that's really cute.
Speaker 2: My my nan was like, I need the accommodation to
Speaker 2: be near any of these places. And then the girl
Speaker 2: saw the invitation and was like, Dammy and Matt, you're
Speaker 2: going to their w She's like, you cannot say anything.
Speaker 2: This is you cannot I will get in so much
Speaker 2: trouble blah blah blah. Fully like it was like stressing
Speaker 2: out about us.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, bless her concert. So cute. I mean
Speaker 1: it's a big trip for everyone, Like we're all going
Speaker 1: to be in Burro Bay. I know that the plus yeah,
Speaker 1: mal Usually I'm like, did I say something wrong? You
Speaker 1: know our people are seeing for more plus ones.
Speaker 2: Not really a couple. They know that the list is
Speaker 2: really tight. Yeah, like I've leaned it up. I actually
Speaker 2: originally this sounds ship has invited a lot of my
Speaker 2: mates girlfriends that I know I've known for years. And
Speaker 2: then I had to send them a message saying, hey,
Speaker 2: I've had to lean up the list. They're not like
Speaker 2: I have to un invite my Sorry, dude.
Speaker 1: That's me.
Speaker 2: One of my mates was pretty up mortified. Yeah, because
Speaker 2: but we hadn't handed out the invitation yet.
Speaker 1: Sorry, so you hadn't.
Speaker 2: I'd asked for names and addresses, full names, spell of
Speaker 2: their of theirs of their partners.
Speaker 1: And they just assumed their partners would be in bad Yeah.
Speaker 2: So one of my mates is.
Speaker 1: Pretty savage, like, that's red hot from me.
Speaker 2: It's a wedding.
Speaker 1: It's it's the wedding of the year, baby, and.
Speaker 2: I'm going to touch on screen time. We're actually going
Speaker 2: to touch on that today and we're going to have
Speaker 2: some fun with the wedding invites.
Speaker 1: One of our very close friends has recently started seeing
Speaker 1: someone and I said to Matt, like, she's got a boyfriend, Like,
Speaker 1: this is really exciting? Can he come to the wedding?
Speaker 1: And that flat out turned him was like no, And
Speaker 1: I was like can we they like, is they like
Speaker 1: wiggle room with this?
Speaker 2: And he's like no, No. It's like it's like.
Speaker 1: He can come to Barron Bay, but he won't come
Speaker 1: to the wedding. Okay, I have a question.
Speaker 2: I told the story for in Geelong, but I had
Speaker 2: to sit at the hotel and wait for.
Speaker 1: The eleventh hour and you're doing it to other people.
Speaker 1: That story Matt literally had to go all the way
Speaker 1: to Jeelong. I mean, you can tell the story to
Speaker 1: your story.
Speaker 2: I was. I was shortlisted for a wedding with my bs.
Speaker 2: I was on the short list, So I drove with
Speaker 2: my ex to Geelong, sat in the accommodation your thumb
Speaker 2: with my suit while they were getting ready, hoping that
Speaker 2: I was going to get a message saying that like
Speaker 2: someone's canceled. Didn't get the message, so I sat. I
Speaker 2: went out and got dinner with one of my good
Speaker 2: mates who lives in Geelong.
Speaker 1: But you were crying, let's not a bit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was a bit like when they all left,
Speaker 2: I was a bit like what do I do.
Speaker 1: Now, especially because weddings are so fun then they're putting
Speaker 1: content off and I was just sitting in the hotel and.
Speaker 2: Also about me. Yeah, well that's the vibe here. He
Speaker 2: can bring a suit and sit in the hotel room.
Speaker 1: Like the fact that you've been put through this and
Speaker 1: you complain to me so much about this. You were
Speaker 1: like filthy and you're putting someone else.
Speaker 2: It's Leana, We're going to let's what about this?
Speaker 1: Can I ask a question. This is just like for
Speaker 1: our friends only, like if you have other friends, this
Speaker 1: is not for everyone. But like if he was to
Speaker 1: come to Byron Bay, could he come to the after
Speaker 1: party the recovery, well not the next day. I'm talking
Speaker 1: about like once all the formalities you're done and there's
Speaker 1: like the after party of the night and everyone's on
Speaker 1: the D floor, I.
Speaker 2: Have to ask the boss.
Speaker 1: Okay, just asking for a friend.
Speaker 2: I think if I was going to do anyone to
Speaker 2: do my mate's partner, whose actual birthday it is that
Speaker 2: weekend and she's going to Byron to sit in a room,
Speaker 2: I think she would probably get and I'm actually friends
Speaker 2: with her.
Speaker 1: I I'm speechless. There's nothing that's nothing funny about that.
Speaker 2: There's nothing I can do.
Speaker 1: You're a savage.
Speaker 2: There's nothing I can do. You're like the lead free
Speaker 2: but she wasn't technically invited.
Speaker 1: Give her a birthday present. You can come to the wedding,
Speaker 1: not sit in the hotel room. You're welcome, surely free
Speaker 1: your deck chair out for her.
Speaker 2: That's literally what I said to you when you're like,
Speaker 2: You're like, can you come? And I was like, what
Speaker 2: am I to do? Get a deck chair? At the
Speaker 2: end of the table for him, like the seats are
Speaker 2: all accounted for.
Speaker 1: I mean, fuck, that's just a real savage. I did
Speaker 1: not know that was going to go that way.
Speaker 2: He's got calling me out that it would.
Speaker 1: I just didn't know that you without savage, especially from
Speaker 1: a lived experience where you were so shitty.
Speaker 2: I think I know the answer. What does he do
Speaker 2: for a job? Who was the guy who you want
Speaker 2: to get on this list?
Speaker 1: He's a restaurant all like he owns restaurants.
Speaker 2: I've got a deal. Well, we need weight stuff so
Speaker 2: he could come serve the table.
Speaker 1: Are you unwell? Like, do you need some help?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: You know that to be honest, and I mean that
Speaker 1: that there, that clarified it for me. Matt. Let's do
Speaker 1: a change of pace because I'm just overwhelmed and shocked
Speaker 1: or round.
Speaker 2: And we will touch on it later. How savage you
Speaker 2: have to be when it comes to weddings, Yeah, I
Speaker 2: know you have to do savage for fuck.
Speaker 1: I mean to be honest, like, and I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: just quickly add this in. People who were not invited
Speaker 1: to my wedding were like, Hey, I need to book
Speaker 1: flights soon. Can you please send me the details, and
Speaker 1: they weren't invited to the wedding, and I was just like,
Speaker 1: you know what, this is so awkward, And I just
Speaker 1: sent the details because I was like, I was like,
Speaker 1: what am I going to do? What am I going
Speaker 1: to do? Not invite them? Like I'll just be bullied
Speaker 1: into having them at the wedding. Like yes, if they're
Speaker 1: willing to send me a message saying, hey babe, I
Speaker 1: need to book the flys. Can you send me the details?
Speaker 1: If they're willing to do that, they can have an invite,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. It's not that tight like
Speaker 1: we act like weddings are tight, and yes they are
Speaker 1: tight because obviously it's like literally three hundred dollars per
Speaker 1: head or whatever it is. That's cute for mine, I
Speaker 1: don't know about yours. Yours like six hundred per head.
Speaker 2: That's don't act like it's six hundred head just for
Speaker 2: the venue.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's for the venue. Mat that's not per head.
Speaker 1: You can't add per head. Will bleep out how much
Speaker 1: that price was in there, so we'll still get all
Speaker 1: of this. Wh let's bleep out the price. That's it's
Speaker 1: not like.
Speaker 2: You have to have a drink everything else.
Speaker 1: I'm talking food. I'm talking per head food. It's not like,
Speaker 1: let me divide all of my wedding costs per head.
Speaker 1: That's not the per head. That's not how it works. Anyway,
Speaker 1: what's your turn on of the week map?
Speaker 2: So this is a really cute story. Actually, really tell
Speaker 2: me Tammy and I got matching. What's the word for him?
Speaker 1: I'm sold bracelet, solded bracelets.
Speaker 2: Very cute, very cute. So I got a little tea
Speaker 2: on mine, she got a little m on hers. But
Speaker 2: the story is pretty cute. So it was our one
Speaker 2: new anniversary of meeting each other a couple of weeks
Speaker 2: ago now, and I was like, shit, what do I
Speaker 2: get it? What do I get it? What do I
Speaker 2: get it? And I bought her a bracelet like this,
Speaker 2: I can't remember, so I think it was a birthday. Maybe.
Speaker 1: I think it's from Sarah and Sebastian.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, And I bought her one for her birthday
Speaker 2: and we went to Bali and it broke off and
Speaker 2: the super fine, super fun yeah, and she lost it.
Speaker 2: So I was like, what do I get her? I
Speaker 2: was setting the necklace with like an initial on it,
Speaker 2: and I was like hmm. And then I saw that
Speaker 2: they get solded on right, very cute. So I called
Speaker 2: her Pa Hannah and I was like, hey, has Tammy
Speaker 2: had solded bracelets before? And then she was like why
Speaker 2: and I was like, well, I'm thinking about getting her one,
Speaker 2: like you know, like, what's the that's a big deal
Speaker 2: and she goes, no, no, it's just that like I
Speaker 2: had this conversation with Tammy half an hour ago and
Speaker 2: I was very cute, and I was like, what do
Speaker 2: you mean and she goes, oh, it's fine. I said, well,
Speaker 2: I'm at Sarah Sbastia now I'm booking an appointment for
Speaker 2: this weekend before we go on a date to get
Speaker 2: him done. And she's like, She's like, Matt, Tammy's booking
Speaker 2: it for the same time to do the same thing
Speaker 2: for you.
Speaker 1: That's so cute, blast.
Speaker 2: How wild is that? No, it's true, and we're not
Speaker 2: spoken about this at all because my thing.
Speaker 1: That's actually extremely cute.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's and she and Tanne was like I've got goosebumps,
Speaker 2: like that's scary. You guys are like the same person
Speaker 2: and blah blah blah, and I was like, that is
Speaker 2: fucking wild.
Speaker 1: That is wild.
Speaker 2: So so I ended up getting her a necklace and
Speaker 2: then she got the bracelets. End up using my booking,
Speaker 2: which was pretty funny, like, well, here's because it's already
Speaker 2: booked in, and yeah, we got matching bracelets. I really
Speaker 2: like it. I think it's quite tasteful for a man,
Speaker 2: Like it's just you know, it's cute.
Speaker 1: I really like it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just there. It's not like like a big
Speaker 2: chunky chain and yeah.
Speaker 1: I tried together with Michael and he was like, no,
Speaker 1: because he plays basketball and they're not allowed to wear
Speaker 1: any jewelry. So he was like, I literally can't have it.
Speaker 1: But I have my own qualm about these sold em bracelets.
Speaker 1: I'm really happy for you guys. They both look really cute.
Speaker 1: But for the longest time, since my first Grease trip,
Speaker 1: I have been buying evil eye bracelets, rings, necklaces, ear rings,
Speaker 1: all of the above, and everything that I've ever bought
Speaker 1: that's evil eye has been ripped off me broken to
Speaker 1: the point where I'm like, this is like bad luck.
Speaker 1: I think it's bad luck that every evil eye is
Speaker 1: repelled by.
Speaker 2: Me explain to the audience what the evil eye does.
Speaker 1: So the evil eye basically is supposed to protect you
Speaker 1: from evil spirits. So at our wedding, because every evil
Speaker 1: eye is repelled by me, I was like, no, I
Speaker 1: refuse for this to be a thing. So our wedding
Speaker 1: gift to our wedding guests was obviously mister and missus
Speaker 1: Staples slippers that we got for the after party. But
Speaker 1: we also at the table when people what's it called
Speaker 1: like reception the reception table, everyone had a little evil
Speaker 1: eye friendship bracelet on their place next to their name,
Speaker 1: which I think is a really cute idea. Anyway, so
Speaker 1: everyone had our wedding was wearing little evil eye bracelets.
Speaker 1: It was like our little gift of protection against evil
Speaker 1: spirits to everyone. Anyway, lost that lost other ones that
Speaker 1: I got.
Speaker 2: I had a couple on my arm after the wedding
Speaker 2: in Greece. I can't remember how I got a couple
Speaker 2: of other ones and you asked me for one and
Speaker 2: I gave it to you.
Speaker 1: Had I lost it? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I was like, I don't want to give
Speaker 2: it to you. I don't want you to lose it.
Speaker 2: I'm just going to I actually will keep it. Remember,
Speaker 2: I was.
Speaker 1: Like, you're just going to lose it, and I did
Speaker 1: lose it. Yeah, but it's not my fault. It's like
Speaker 1: the evil eye is repelled by me. Anyway. I went
Speaker 1: into Sarah and Sebastian two months earlier and I was like,
Speaker 1: you know what, evil eye isn't going to stay on me.
Speaker 1: I'm going to get it solded onto me. So I
Speaker 1: literally got an evil Eye bracelet solded onto my wrist
Speaker 1: two weeks ago. I look at my wrists.
Speaker 2: You didn't even feel it.
Speaker 1: I didn't even feel it. It's gone disappeared into thin air.
Speaker 1: So like, be careful with it. Is my little you know, well,
Speaker 1: they have a piece of advice because it's ripped off me.
Speaker 2: They have a good warranty on it if you can
Speaker 2: find it. If you find it, they just put it
Speaker 2: back on. Yeah. Yeah, I think maybe if you said
Speaker 2: you show them a photo within the date and they'll
Speaker 2: redo it, I'll.
Speaker 1: Just feel like this is me in April, and this is.
Speaker 2: Me go in and see what they say. Because they
Speaker 2: were really they were really, what's the word with that?
Speaker 1: I can't go in without the bracelet?
Speaker 2: If you show they said, you show a photo and
Speaker 2: you have a date of the receipt. Really they were
Speaker 2: very because we were explaining to him that Tammy always
Speaker 2: loses her bracelets.
Speaker 1: I don't know that.
Speaker 2: There you gay, so you might. But then if it's
Speaker 2: an evil eye, you're just going to lose it anyway.
Speaker 1: Maybe I just have to like give it into the
Speaker 1: fact that evil eyes just don't really like me. Who knows, Guys,
Speaker 1: let's go to the Facebook page. What does it mean
Speaker 1: if you cannot keep an evil eye piece of jewelry
Speaker 1: on your body to protect you.
Speaker 2: It means there's too many spirits, bad spirits coming for you.
Speaker 1: Maybe it means that I don't need it, because maybe
Speaker 1: I've already got a guardian angel, my Nana in the
Speaker 1: star looking out for me. I believe that.
Speaker 2: My e of the week is are you still on
Speaker 2: my Disney account?
Speaker 1: No? I can't get back into it. I would love
Speaker 1: to be if you've gotten back into.
Speaker 2: It, Well, somebody has gotten into my Disney account. It's
Speaker 2: probably well this is my argument, right, this is my
Speaker 2: argument they watching she was in it? Well yeah, they
Speaker 2: all have been one. Do you remember I changed her
Speaker 2: profile picture to like a dragon?
Speaker 1: If you want to admit that, you can admit that eventually.
Speaker 2: I think I changed the pastor so because I was like,
Speaker 2: let's it for like a month and used to a dragon,
Speaker 2: So she was using it when.
Speaker 1: You broke up to a Dragon The Ladies and Gentlemen.
Speaker 2: Matthews another ex. I think she just signed out a
Speaker 2: bit like when we broke up. But someone on there
Speaker 2: is watching the What's the Mormon Wife's Thing?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I really want to watch that checks
Speaker 1: that would be come on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, But yeah, she's also watching Arrested Development, which is
Speaker 2: my favorite show in the whole wide world. But I've
Speaker 2: noticed that they've stopped watching it at episode ten. That's
Speaker 2: my ick.
Speaker 1: What's Arrested Development?
Speaker 2: It's this funny show.
Speaker 1: You got.
Speaker 2: It's a recommendation for everyone. It's just time. Yeah. It's
Speaker 2: about this family that are like really wealthy and then
Speaker 2: they become like they become poor. You've got to watch it.
Speaker 2: You've just got to watch it. It has a really good cast,
Speaker 2: like Jason Bateman will on it like, yeah, it's a
Speaker 2: really good show, funny.
Speaker 1: I would love to see you on Disney. Do you
Speaker 1: know when you used to blame me, you'd be like,
Speaker 1: have you know my Disney? I know you're watching the Kudashians,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, it's literally not me, and he wouldn't
Speaker 1: believe me.
Speaker 2: I'm like, why would I lie?
Speaker 1: Who it is?
Speaker 2: I genuinely wonder, because I wonder.
Speaker 1: You've literally given it to like two x'es and me,
Speaker 1: so like it's one of three people. It's like, not
Speaker 1: this like crazy mystery of the world.
Speaker 2: That's like spooky believing ghosts? Is a ghost using that
Speaker 2: Disney caire dead?
Speaker 1: Oh god? Okay, well, my turn on of the week
Speaker 1: is very wholesome. So basically, a girl sent me a
Speaker 1: message to my business account and she said, Hi, I
Speaker 1: just wanted to quickly thank you for making such an
Speaker 1: amazing product. To be honest, I suffer from anxiety and
Speaker 1: panic attacks often and haven't been feeling great lately. I
Speaker 1: have found goldie Bee to be so good for my
Speaker 1: mental health. Though I know that may sound super weird
Speaker 1: to you, but I've just started with some me time
Speaker 1: and this has been so amazing for me feel so
Speaker 1: good waking up in the morning with a glow. It
Speaker 1: makes the days easier to deal with when I'm more
Speaker 1: confident and happy. So thank you from me. Goldiebe is
Speaker 1: more than a tan. It's a healthy glow that helps
Speaker 1: me on the outside, and that helps my heart and
Speaker 1: my head.
Speaker 2: Link in bio. No. But that's like that's very sweet.
Speaker 1: That's like quite emotional. Like I read that and cried,
Speaker 1: and I just think that's so nice because I think
Speaker 1: when we started the business, our goal was to actually
Speaker 1: help people feel more confident. The reason why I used
Speaker 1: to TAN was because I wanted to feel confident. And
Speaker 1: the fact that someone is saying that they have severe
Speaker 1: mental health issues panic attacks often, and that our product
Speaker 1: has helped them because it makes them feel really confident,
Speaker 1: and like, fuck, that's amazing. That is like, that's so cool.
Speaker 1: That's literally everything I wanted. That's the reason why we
Speaker 1: started the brand. It's like awesome. So yeah, I'm just
Speaker 1: super proud and to read that, like you know, that
Speaker 1: people the product and that's great, but to have an
Speaker 1: impact like that is just incredible. So that's my turn
Speaker 1: on of the week.
Speaker 2: I feel I feel a lot better when I have
Speaker 2: I've run out of goldie Bee, and I feel a
Speaker 2: lot better when I use it.
Speaker 1: When if you not run out of gold I feel
Speaker 1: like you lie. You're like I've run out again. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna need a new bottle. I don't know what are
Speaker 1: you doing, Like dousing yourself in it.
Speaker 2: Both Timmy and I use them, so yourself in it. Yeah.
Speaker 1: It literally lasts some people six months. So that's why
Speaker 1: I'm like confused. I'm going to guess if both of
Speaker 1: you are, you are using.
Speaker 2: It and pretty heavily spraying it. We want we want
Speaker 2: our full hands.
Speaker 1: Well, it's our first birthday coming out, so going to
Speaker 1: send some of your way. Don't worry about.
Speaker 2: That, Thank you. Anna, what's your Recanna?
Speaker 1: Okay, So my ech of the week is that i
Speaker 1: had a smashed phone, right, so I've taken it to Apple.
Speaker 1: I've had to fully wipe my phone, put it all
Speaker 1: into the cloud, and then when I've got my phone back,
Speaker 1: downloaded all my asps, downloaded everything. I went back onto Instagram,
Speaker 1: got back onto my Instagram, got back onto the Goldie
Speaker 1: Bee account, finally got back onto the Where's your Head
Speaker 1: Out after probably about three weeks because I couldn't because
Speaker 1: we were having trouble with that. But the real eg
Speaker 1: is that my burner account, I can't find the password.
Speaker 1: So now I can't stalk anyone. But I used to stalk.
Speaker 1: There was only like three on the rotation of people
Speaker 1: who I was stalking. But like, now I'm just stalking
Speaker 1: no one. I'm just living a peaceful life, not checking
Speaker 1: up on anyone.
Speaker 2: I've deleted my burner account. Have you I thought it
Speaker 2: was toxic to have.
Speaker 1: There's no one it is toxic to have.
Speaker 2: Also, I've deleted mine. Yeah. Refreshing, isn't it?
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know. I wouldn't say it's refreshing.
Speaker 1: I did like stalking people, got nothing to do. Let's
Speaker 1: hear what this person's I've.
Speaker 2: Seen tiktoks about it. It's like you have your burner
Speaker 2: account and you've got your solid rotation and then they
Speaker 2: go depriveate and you're like, oh well.
Speaker 1: It kind of reminds me of my ex. His new girlfriend.
Speaker 1: She was obviously stalking my TikTok doesn't follow me on
Speaker 1: t tok, and then she accidentally send me the wave
Speaker 1: emoji hello trust me? You know how on you know
Speaker 1: how on TikTok, when you first like are like looking
Speaker 1: through someone's profile, you can accidentally send the wave and
Speaker 1: then you can't unsend it. She's accidentally sent me the
Speaker 1: wave and I felt bad for her.
Speaker 2: I was like, do you know the worst? But is
Speaker 2: some TikTok tell you when whose foot traffic's on your page?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know mine doesn't happen.
Speaker 2: I think, yeah, mine doesn't have it. Some people have that.
Speaker 1: It's why why do some people get that? Some people
Speaker 1: don't mind's us? Okay, so so Blake, our producers just
Speaker 1: explained it. Apparently, if you have less of a following,
Speaker 1: that you can see people who frequent your page, whereas
Speaker 1: if you have more people following you, you don't get
Speaker 1: that privilege. So f Anny, like X's listening, we don't know, talking.
Speaker 2: Everyone we don't know, keep stalking, keep visiting, keep getting
Speaker 2: the views that we love it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but anyway, So I thought that was hilarious. But yeah, fully,
Speaker 1: I've gone cold turkey on the stalking. I no longer
Speaker 1: stalk anyone.
Speaker 2: I don't know. Do you want to set up a
Speaker 2: burner account, Blake before we jump into screen time and
Speaker 2: I've got a question to ask you, go for it.
Speaker 2: I just saw it on Instagram or whatever, and it
Speaker 2: made me think I was in the shower. This is
Speaker 2: a shower thought. It made me think, do you think
Speaker 2: conditioner and shampoo are friends outside of the shower? Like,
Speaker 2: do you think they hang out or they just complete
Speaker 2: work buddies?
Speaker 1: I feel like they don't really like each other.
Speaker 2: I think they like it. Do you reckon their rivalries?
Speaker 2: They're not. They're not partners like doing the job.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like shampoo has its own agenda and conditioner has
Speaker 1: its own agenda. Shampoo's all of that cleaning washing.
Speaker 2: So you don't think they go out and no, they
Speaker 2: hate it get coffee.
Speaker 1: They hate each other.
Speaker 2: So they're sitting there in the shower just absolutely hating
Speaker 2: each other. When we leave, they don't talk.
Speaker 1: No, they're like, fuck you.
Speaker 2: They gotta do one jobs, Like fuck you.
Speaker 1: They should be smoothing their hair, not washing it. And
Speaker 1: shampoos and shampoo's like, you know what, you don't need
Speaker 1: to be smooth. What you need is a good old wash.
Speaker 2: One of my many thoughts in the shower.
Speaker 1: I think they just like they do the same thing,
Speaker 1: but they're so different.
Speaker 2: You know how you work with someone and you're like
Speaker 2: fine here, but we wouldn't hang out. We wouldn't hang out. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm just curious, what do you think. I would like
Speaker 2: to think they're friends. I'd like to think they're catch
Speaker 2: up for coffee and they're not just there to get
Speaker 2: the job done, like they actually put a bit more
Speaker 2: thought into what they did their business.
Speaker 1: Partner, so to speak. I love it how Matt goes
Speaker 1: into the shower and this is what he thinks about.
Speaker 1: It's wild scenes. So anyway, what do you guys think?
Speaker 1: Head to our face and page letters like our shampoo
Speaker 1: conditioner friends.
Speaker 2: All right, So on screen time, I saw a TikTok
Speaker 2: and it was speaking of wedding lists. It was to
Speaker 2: pass the wedding invitation. You have to be able to
Speaker 2: FaceTime them at any point and they have to pick up.
Speaker 2: And if they do, they're on your wedding list. And
Speaker 2: if they don't, they're not invited to You.
Speaker 1: Don't if they're at work, what if they're on the toilet,
Speaker 1: like there's so many.
Speaker 2: Very well, I have a wedding coming up.
Speaker 1: You do have a wedding coming up.
Speaker 2: And I thought invitations have gone out. But I thought
Speaker 2: I use face time a lot, so it wouldn't be
Speaker 2: out of it.
Speaker 1: You use FaceTime his Tammy's face time.
Speaker 2: Face I've got in the habit now, so it wouldn't.
Speaker 1: Be When Matt tries to face hommy, I'm like decline.
Speaker 2: So I thought it wouldn't be out of the blue
Speaker 2: for me to call one of my guests on face
Speaker 2: time and see if they pick up.
Speaker 1: Why don't you call our friend who's trying to get
Speaker 1: her new boyfriend.
Speaker 2: She's on the list. Should I start my best man?
Speaker 1: Okay? Go, and who's he trying to get?
Speaker 2: No one, but like to see if they actually.
Speaker 1: So, see if he should be your best man? Should
Speaker 1: BET's okay, let's see. Okay, he doesn't answer my calls
Speaker 1: at the best of times, So why did you think
Speaker 1: he was going to answer this? Oh my god? Okay,
Speaker 1: that's a big fat fail, Bombo.
Speaker 2: All right, let's try another groomsman while we're here.
Speaker 1: Okay. I think I'm gonna feel like at this point
Speaker 1: you're gonna have no one at your wedding because no
Speaker 1: one's answering your face times. Okay, So that's one no answer.
Speaker 1: We're onto the second groomsman.
Speaker 2: I back Benny, I'm back him in.
Speaker 1: It's not looking good as it. That's looking like a
Speaker 1: two to zero. That's a fail fail to answer.
Speaker 2: It's an audio. It's probably in bed.
Speaker 1: If it's an audio, Yeah.
Speaker 2: To the call, thanks, bro, I needed that.
Speaker 1: That's one one.
Speaker 2: If we're seeing if you call someone on FaceTime and
Speaker 2: if they answer they're invited to your wedding, and if
Speaker 2: they don't.
Speaker 3: Hey, guys, well answer so, then I think you're going
Speaker 3: to be upgraded to best man.
Speaker 2: I always answer I did, I did say. I backed
Speaker 2: Bennie and if I back anyone in it's just laying
Speaker 2: on his phone. All right, thanks for I'll go try
Speaker 2: the next one.
Speaker 1: Bye. Fuck, that's one one now, okay, shall go another question.
Speaker 1: Let's let's go grims In, Grimson and then Amber Joe.
Speaker 1: Will you think Joey will okay through a one one?
Speaker 2: He's at work, but surely I'm.
Speaker 1: Excited about this. Surely not you've not given the heads up?
Speaker 1: Heavy okay, good, okay?
Speaker 2: Well one one.
Speaker 1: That's looking like a fail. That's a fail. That's a fail.
Speaker 1: That's a big fat z No, okay, we're at one
Speaker 1: to two, two fails, one pass. Let's go to Amber
Speaker 1: to her partner to come to the wedding. This could
Speaker 1: this could potentially get him on the list. She's going
Speaker 1: to be devo if she doesn't answer this. Oh ship,
Speaker 1: it's looking bad. Ever not.
Speaker 2: That's a fail? Oh a chance? Three one?
Speaker 1: So that's that's like a resounding fail.
Speaker 2: Would you answer a FaceTime if I randomly called you
Speaker 2: on a morning Monday morning.
Speaker 1: Potentially, Yeah, I mean I do answer. Your face has
Speaker 1: to be fair, Like I was joking that I don't,
Speaker 1: but I do, not wanting to, but I do.
Speaker 2: I'm a bit rattled by that. Actually, that's like, change
Speaker 2: up the list. My unpopular opinion this week, Anna is
Speaker 2: that pasta is pasta. It all tastes the same. It
Speaker 2: doesn't matter what shape or size it is in it
Speaker 2: tastes like pasta. So if it's like if it's Penny,
Speaker 2: if it's genuinely think, they're all past It just depends
Speaker 2: on what source it has on there.
Speaker 1: Do you think that?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: I do.
Speaker 2: I know you don't. Yes, I do, surely not.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm a penne pasta.
Speaker 2: Like that's the worst and most boring pasta.
Speaker 1: It's not. It's delicious. The flavor gets in the middle.
Speaker 1: It's so good. Well it's your favorite pasta probably, Oh,
Speaker 1: it's so heavy and clunky. I love it.
Speaker 2: Pennamy avocado sauce.
Speaker 1: It's not about the sauce. This is about the pasta.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. It's just pasta until there's sauce
Speaker 2: on there.
Speaker 1: Well, yes, but all the different types of pasta make
Speaker 1: it like a spaghetti bolonnaise isn't spaghetti bolonnaise if it's
Speaker 1: a nocky bolonnaise.
Speaker 2: But it's just a. It's a boon. The pasta tastes
Speaker 2: the same.
Speaker 1: I am a pasta lover, so this, this opinion is
Speaker 1: deeply offensive. The pasta makes it like if I'm having
Speaker 1: my pesto chicken and broccoli pasta, if it doesn't have penne,
Speaker 1: it's not the same. It's just it's so different. It
Speaker 1: totally makes it or breaks it.
Speaker 2: Pasta just tastes like pasta until the source is involved.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but like you need specific types of passa for
Speaker 1: each sort you.
Speaker 2: Just said it, then don't You could make like a
Speaker 2: bolonnaise or a bolonnaise with spaghetti or bolina.
Speaker 1: But that's totally different. No, A bolonaise noki and a
Speaker 1: bolonnaise spaghetti are two very different things.
Speaker 2: Let's agree to disagree. No, thank you. We literally talk
Speaker 2: about how we resolve arguments, and now here you are
Speaker 2: not what do you do?
Speaker 1: This on?
Speaker 2: Pasta is pasta until the sauce is there?
Speaker 1: My eyes like twitching. Don't.
Speaker 2: Let's ask the Facebook group and see what people think.
Speaker 2: I think you will see that A lot of people
Speaker 2: agree with me.
Speaker 1: No, they won't. Literally, no one will agree with you.
Speaker 1: That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
Speaker 2: The dumbest thing is a pasta. Okay, you're not a foody.
Speaker 1: You're like you would eat like a weird like packeted
Speaker 1: meal and put it in the microwave like I would never,
Speaker 1: with a ten foot pole eat that shit. I like
Speaker 1: to cook up my food. I like fresh produce. I'm
Speaker 1: a foodie. I know my passa and the fact that
Speaker 1: you think passes pasta straight extremely straight.
Speaker 2: And I get me a bowl of penne with no
Speaker 2: sauce on it and a bowl of spaghetti, and they
Speaker 2: will taste the exact same.
Speaker 1: No, they won't.
Speaker 2: That's pot. Let's move on.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of tension in the room right now, guys,
Speaker 1: we need to go pasta gate is real.
Speaker 2: Okay, So this week's hotline comes from Live and it
Speaker 2: reads underneath before we listen to it, my pit.
Speaker 1: Guy face with a hand over the mouth face.
Speaker 2: When we encourage people to send in who their pick
Speaker 2: guy is. We spoke about it a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 1: I did. Yeah, Hey, guys, I love your pod it's
Speaker 1: the first thing I listened to when I wake up.
Speaker 2: So when I give you my pick, guy, this was
Speaker 2: a boy in high school.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to call him a man because he
Speaker 1: was no one near a man. He told me that
Speaker 1: if he was to ever have sex with me, the
Speaker 1: only way he'd be able to go through with it
Speaker 1: is if I had a paper.
Speaker 2: Bag over my head.
Speaker 1: So what a dick do that?
Speaker 2: With?
Speaker 3: What you will?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: What is wrong with this guy? Why would he have?
Speaker 2: I mean if somebody told if somebody said that to me,
Speaker 2: you'd be sitting in my pit for the rest of eternity.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not surprised that he is her pit GUYE
Speaker 1: what a bag like to say that to someone's boyfriend
Speaker 1: as well?
Speaker 2: I hope that her boyfriend at the time absolutely decked
Speaker 2: that Muppet.
Speaker 1: Gave him a stern word. Violence is never the never.
Speaker 2: I never encouraged violence. Never. That's actually really twisted, but
Speaker 2: it was what was high school's probably some fucking loser, doesn't.
Speaker 1: Matter if it's high school doesn't give you a free past.
Speaker 2: That's true as well. Hopefully he's grown up, Hopefully he's
Speaker 2: mature now.
Speaker 1: Hopefully imagine actually saying that to someone and their boyfriend. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then like living the rest of your life, would
Speaker 1: you think back to that moment and go, fuck, I'm
Speaker 1: a douche bad.
Speaker 2: I hope that moment is in his pit, that he's
Speaker 2: thinking about it all the time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like, I hope you feels bad about that.
Speaker 2: That poor girl, poor girl. Live. Don't worry about it.
Speaker 2: I'm sure your boyfriend now has no bags over your head.
Speaker 2: Unless that's what you're into. Don't say that that they
Speaker 2: mon't be into that king.
Speaker 1: Okay, fine, if it's no, that's actually like I would
Speaker 1: be traumatized by that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's nasty.
Speaker 1: He's in my pit too, Live. I'm so sorry we
Speaker 1: had to experience it.
Speaker 2: In the wars your head out pit, So send us
Speaker 2: in your pit, guys, and we'll put them in our
Speaker 2: pit as well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we want to hear from you. Okay, guys, that's
Speaker 1: all we have time for until next time. Matt, Nice
Speaker 1: to see you in Melbourn again. Bye.