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Speaker 1: Hello, Welcome to the Fitsian Whipper Podcast. A friend of mine,

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Speaker 1: he's a maide, he's got three kids. His wife received

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Speaker 1: a text message from one of her female friends, sort

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Speaker 1: of a there was a proposition in there.

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Speaker 2: It's just from my wife.

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Speaker 1: No, it wasn't, but it was just throwing it out there, saying,

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Speaker 1: I wonder if you would be keen on exploring some

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Speaker 1: other options in the old the bedroom.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, so like this happened often more than

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Speaker 2: two people, possibly three, four five.

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Speaker 1: So I'm thinking about throwing a couple out there. Propositions

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Speaker 1: is in the podcast.

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Speaker 3: The Whipper Podcast. How's this?

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Speaker 2: One?

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Speaker 1: Good maid of mine, married three kids, very close to

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Speaker 1: him and his wife. He said, I'll send this on

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Speaker 1: to you. This is a message that my wife received

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Speaker 1: from a very good friend. Okay, I'm going to read

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Speaker 1: this out. He's in a bit of a dilemma. Well,

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Speaker 1: she's in a bit of a dilemma because this is

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Speaker 1: from a good friend of hers. Hey, babe, I would

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Speaker 1: love a chat to you about some sex stuff. Is

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Speaker 1: that up your alley?

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Speaker 2: Now?

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Speaker 1: I don't know if that's a perfect with the word alley.

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Speaker 1: I would love to have a chat to you about

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Speaker 1: some sex stuff. Is that up your alley? Please give

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Speaker 1: me a call when you're free. I've been really curious.

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Speaker 1: I feel your adventurous, but I know it's not something

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Speaker 1: we've really spoken about. Then in she said, not you

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Speaker 1: and I loel and that is a text message.

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Speaker 2: That wasn't from my wife? Was it just you mate

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Speaker 2: with three kids? No? Sorry the profile.

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Speaker 1: Please give me a call when you're free. I've become

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Speaker 1: really curious. I feel your adventurous, but I know it's

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Speaker 1: not something we've really spoken about.

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Speaker 2: Not you and I lol.

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Speaker 3: Now he's disappointing.

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Speaker 2: That sounds like an invitation?

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Speaker 1: Are you taking this? He's like, is she making an advance?

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Speaker 3: She was, you would have read it that way. And

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Speaker 3: then the message so his.

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Speaker 2: Wife a very good friend of ours. She sent it

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Speaker 2: to BJ.

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Speaker 1: No no no no, no no no, a friend of ours.

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Speaker 1: She's received this from a friend that she grew up with, right,

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Speaker 1: so they're really good friends. So that she's messaged two

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Speaker 1: females and this is a message from one of her

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Speaker 1: best friends.

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Speaker 2: I don't think it's an advance or.

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Speaker 1: Do you think it's just some advice about being adventurous

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Speaker 1: with her? Because she's married as well. The girl that

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Speaker 1: sent the messages married.

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Speaker 2: That sounds like some sort of partner swap deal coming out.

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Speaker 1: Well, this is what I a bit of an all in.

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Speaker 1: I see this as a proposition.

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Speaker 2: I don't know. I mean, I mean when you say

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Speaker 2: sex stuff, I need to talk to you about some

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Speaker 2: sex stuff? Yes?

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Speaker 1: Or is she asking for advice in the bedroom with

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Speaker 1: her husband from from one of her friends.

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Speaker 2: The phone call. The next step will be hey, sorry

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Speaker 2: about the message out of the blue. Yeah, Look, I've

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Speaker 2: heard about people doing this. Have you and Gary ever

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Speaker 2: tried that? And then, I don't know, maybe she's picked

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Speaker 2: up on a trend or something, or all their friends

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Speaker 2: not sure if everyone is really doing it or just

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Speaker 2: talking about it. I don't really know how to am.

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Speaker 1: It is becoming more common, though, and I'd love to

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Speaker 1: hear from anyone. Thirteen twenty fourteen. Have you had someone

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Speaker 1: that you know proposition you and your partner.

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Speaker 2: To join them? Well? Yes, or whatever the interest might be.

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Speaker 1: God, I think there's a lot of couples out there

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Speaker 1: that have these relationships where it's okay to go and

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Speaker 1: ask someone else to get involved.

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Speaker 2: Then I'm offended because I've never received an invite, although,

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Speaker 2: now that I'm thinking about it, for you and your

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Speaker 2: wife MDG to drop into my place at five o'clock

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Speaker 2: on a Saturday just now. I just don't make couch

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Speaker 2: jokes about Matt Degree, who won't go into that. What

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Speaker 2: I can tell you, I don't think I.

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Speaker 1: Can tell you how I can.

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Speaker 2: There was an absence burb story. No, there's an NRL

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Speaker 2: player and he was invited to go on. He was

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Speaker 2: invited to catch up with a couple, which and he

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Speaker 2: And the couple that invited him for a bit of

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Speaker 2: a hello was scary spice old Melby.

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Speaker 1: What Yeah, he was invited to He was invited to

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Speaker 2: Around for a drink, just say hello. I think what

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Speaker 2: was his name, Belfont. So they sat there chatting Stephen

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Speaker 2: one of the great handbags, one of the handbags scraping

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Speaker 2: the barrel of human exists, Oh my god, drag him

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Speaker 2: in And then he realized that halfway through the chat

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Speaker 2: they were really it was more of an interview to

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Speaker 2: see if he would be interested. Interviewed first in joining

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Speaker 2: the two of them what and Sam said no, and

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Speaker 2: then he went, well, I'm not into this sort of thing.

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Speaker 1: Is it? Is it like a job interview where they say,

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Speaker 1: can you remember a time in the bedroom where you failed?

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Speaker 1: And how did you get yourself out of that?

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Speaker 2: What is one of the more interesting projects you've worked on?

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Speaker 3: Well?

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Speaker 2: Were these two girls in Sweden?

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Speaker 1: What are your advantages?

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Speaker 2: Tell them? What is your weakness? I'm reliable there on time?

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Speaker 2: Kill me?

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Speaker 1: But see, I think this is becoming we We had

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Speaker 1: a mate as well, who unfortunately isn't with his partner

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Speaker 1: as well. But remember he got busted with videos on

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Speaker 1: his phone with another with couples, remember that's right, so

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Speaker 1: he would her husband. He was being asked. He was

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Speaker 1: being asked by married couples can you please come into

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Speaker 1: the relationship? And guys were asking him, can you get

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Speaker 1: intimate with my wife?

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Speaker 2: I couldn't. I don't understand how any guy would want

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Speaker 1: But it's quite common, Tom, is it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah to look no comment, guys, I know you're both

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Speaker 2: But no, unless it's a comfy chair. Yeah, no chair

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Speaker 2: was wonderful if I was watching you, and thank you

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Speaker 2: so much for I'm fine with that.

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Speaker 1: I think the fishnet vest is I don't know what that.

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Speaker 2: Let Jason Donovan do the Rocky horror show, mate, I

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Speaker 2: don't think you.

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Speaker 1: Have a headband. I don't know why you need the headband, Tom,

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Speaker 1: And it's not on your head sweating. Have you been

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Speaker 1: propositioned before? And if you want to remain anonymous, that's fine.

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Speaker 2: We can find your name, but.

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Speaker 1: It must happen.

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Speaker 2: Do you know what happens mate small country towns when

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Speaker 2: there's nothing else to do, and that's what a lot

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Speaker 2: of people end up sleeping with their cousin. What do

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Speaker 2: you mean why wouldn't have cops harbor that?

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Speaker 3: Why wouldn't happen in.

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Speaker 2: The city because they're bored?

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Speaker 3: Mate, it's not I think nothing to do is a

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Speaker 2: But you know what a bit about them because you know,

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Speaker 2: hanging out the washing How was your.

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Speaker 1: Day not great?

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Speaker 2: How was your day not great? Interest rates are killing me? Hey,

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Speaker 2: we should do something fun for a change because I'm bored.

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Speaker 2: Next thing, you know, they're in the hot tub and

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Speaker 2: it all book for holiday you this summer because Ozzie's

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Speaker 2: acted a little different on holidays, more daring, relaxed, and

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Speaker 1: And what if has all kinds of accommodation to suit

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Speaker 2: The book in next Getaway on the what If app

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Speaker 2: what If It's Ozzie for travel. I love the stories

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Speaker 2: of people that have gone to all sorts of lengths

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Speaker 2: to find love and just commit to that love. What

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Speaker 2: to make sure that there was some love in the air.

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Speaker 2: And you arrived there, didn't you? And flight long flight

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Speaker 2: Kyler Rummel. It cost me two and a half thousand dollars.

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Speaker 1: I didn't have the money to do that, but long

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Speaker 2: She was happy with it being long distance, I think.

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Speaker 1: We got back to a house and I said, and

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Speaker 1: You get to see where I live and all this

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Speaker 2: Fourteen hour fin Oh, it's really good to be here.

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Speaker 1: I've got a couple of weeks at my sleevey.

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Speaker 2: me this woman here in thirteen twenty fourteen. If you've

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Speaker 2: also want to throw this out there, Tommy. If there's

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Speaker 2: then for God's sake, pick up the phone. We might

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Speaker 1: You've got to go hard at least once, don't you.

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Speaker 2: In your life?

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Speaker 1: Because I think you've got to go all in the

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Speaker 1: It's the fantasy, isn't it. It's the fairy tale.

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Speaker 2: Isn't it. And I think when you grow up to

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Speaker 2: go there is no boundary. Yeah, love has no boundary

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Speaker 2: and it has no rules. So many swans on that river.

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Speaker 2: I got to find that river. Find there.

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Speaker 1: Hey, did you see Rebel Wilson got engaged those to

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Speaker 1: Land and that she's.

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Speaker 2: Gone along a life a lot. I mean this woman here,

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Speaker 2: she has swum from Bangladesh to India. Now she's never

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Speaker 2: swum before, so it was quite a battle. And you'll

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Speaker 2: see here I fits she's she's there's a photo over

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Speaker 1: Was her partner drowning? No?

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Speaker 2: No, he was on the other side. So she swum

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Speaker 2: across from country to country. She's crossed the Sunbadans, very

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Speaker 2: Man Krishna her name, she's twenty two.

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Speaker 3: Any rough body, how wide that swimming?

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Speaker 2: It's about an hour swim. What's interesting is though stuff

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Speaker 2: had needed to avoid the Bengali tiger, which is obviously

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Speaker 1: I think the reason was because he didn't want Adam

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Speaker 2: one cares about? He gave you Rebel Wilson James Valentine's

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Speaker 2: Undone My whole story? Well, I was talking about Krishna

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Speaker 2: get there? And it was a great story. You're still

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Speaker 2: We might be able to help you out. Amanda, Let's

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Speaker 2: In Lane Cove?

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Speaker 1: Hi?

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Speaker 5: Are you there?

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Speaker 1: You were looking for Amanda? Yes, that's correct, Yes, are

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Speaker 2: Love, Amanda. Thanks guys, I'm going well.

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Speaker 1: So, Amanda, wats your story.

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Speaker 5: I'm from the Gold Coast originally I met my now

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Speaker 1: So wow, So did you get to Ireland at all, Amanda?

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Speaker 5: We've obviously been back quite a few times together, if

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Speaker 5: as far as I will go, Amanda. You can go.

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Speaker 2: He's not listening right now. Okay, do you really want

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Definitely. I've actually lived there. I lived in Northern Ireland.

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Speaker 2: But seriously, Amanda, do you really want to move to

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Speaker 1: I do? Want to know, Amanda, when you first got there,

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Speaker 5: It's the Weather's not the thing. It's a different type

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Speaker 2: So yeah, I mean, Amanda, you gotta be careful the

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Speaker 1: Imagine if Amanda gets over there and he goes, I'm

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Speaker 2: You'll we feed the horses around five before they move

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Speaker 2: Right story podcast. Let's talk about use by dates, guys,

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Speaker 1: Well, the bottom of a nice coffee carton that's been

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Speaker 2: That was my daily on the way home from school.

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Speaker 2: That's what really satan me.

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Speaker 3: Did teach me a lesson? That's, you know, a whole

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Speaker 2: Definitely a sinner. Let's talk about what foods actually go

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Speaker 2: no idea about this. Honey never goes off amazing. I'll

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Speaker 2: It's massive, but never goes off. They found right in

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Speaker 1: Give me a break.

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Speaker 3: That's a guinea pig.

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Speaker 2: Carmen was he? It was Turton Carmen. It was King

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Speaker 1: You you are not spreading that honey on a piece

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Speaker 2: Imagine how much you could sell that for. You know

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Speaker 2: asking for Turton Carmen's honey on your taste.

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Speaker 1: Who were There are a few stories of cheeseburgers being

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Speaker 1: found in addicts from the seventies and they're still in

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Speaker 1: pretty good.

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Speaker 2: Mik not bad. I'd probably still dot it. Peanut butter

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Speaker 2: goes for nine months. This surprised me. Eggs sixty days.

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Speaker 2: That's pretty I find that hard to believe. You're used

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Speaker 1: No, no, you get if you can't cold longer time,

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Speaker 2: Some oils, like your sesame seed oil goes forever, absolutely forever.

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Speaker 2: I mean? You know what I mean. It's out of date, Lawsy,

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Speaker 2: you know what I mean. Valveleine spices go forever. Cans

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Speaker 2: of baked beans eighteen months to forever. But that's Ken

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Speaker 2: Ken's Land's good, isn't it really good?

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Speaker 1: Well, I've got a porter house out in the kitchen there.

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Speaker 1: If you want to just maybe what a steak? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: let's leave that for a few months. That's not bad.

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Speaker 1: If you're saying that used by dates were a bit overrated.

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Speaker 1: Why don't you have a crack of that after a

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Speaker 1: few months?

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Speaker 2: You know what about that guy? Remember he left his spaghetti.

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Speaker 2: He had some meatballs and spaghetti on his bench. He

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Speaker 2: ate it after five days and died. Remember that guy

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Speaker 2: He left his pastor on the bench and didn't put

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Speaker 2: didn't clean up, and then five days later came back

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Speaker 2: to his pastor and little bit, he's still a bit

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Speaker 2: of flavor in it. Yeah, still a little bit of

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Speaker 2: flavor and death. Is that salmonella? Is it? What would

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Speaker 2: that be?

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Speaker 4: It's botulism.

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Speaker 2: Yes, that sounds kinky.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's from the toxin in the minsk.

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Speaker 2: Is it really botchlism, which.

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Speaker 4: Is also what your botox comes from. What do you mean, Well,

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Speaker 4: it's the same it's it's the same product. Well it's

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Speaker 4: the same virus.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so you're put.

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Speaker 2: The virus into your face.

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Speaker 1: So you you you basically botox your whole body.

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Speaker 2: His heart couldn't smile anymore. We should try after eight

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Speaker 2: let's not do that.

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Speaker 3: You're listening to the Fitz and Whipper podcast.

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Speaker 1: Is that weather? That storm was big Saturday? And I

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Speaker 1: do have to apologize to you, mate, because I said

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Speaker 1: it there's no storm coming in Saturday afternoon and it

478
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Speaker 1: ruined the sale GP. Everyone got cleaned up, turned up

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Speaker 1: and went whack. Talking of getting whacked. Oh, the Australian

480
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Speaker 1: cricket is yesterday, and I need to bring this up.

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Speaker 2: What do you put it down to?

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Speaker 1: Well, it is so hard to win over in India, right,

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Speaker 1: and this is why everyone's so excited because we have

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Speaker 1: got such a good cricket team at the moment, right,

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Speaker 1: so we're being sent over there. When was the last

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Speaker 1: time that we won a Test in India? MD jury

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Speaker 1: Test or Test series or not just to test in general,

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Speaker 1: It's been a long time. Yeah, well so, yeah, Test

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Speaker 1: series is even harder. I think that was in the nineties.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe the Ponting era maybe got one. But it's

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Speaker 3: the holy grail. I mean, winning in England is hard.

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Speaker 3: Winning in India is phenomenally hard. But we're making it

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Speaker 3: look very different.

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Speaker 2: Fits. I know nothing about cricket. What I can tell

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Speaker 2: you though, yesterday was the last eight wickets fell in

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Speaker 2: twenty eight balls twenty eight runs.

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Speaker 1: Oh, he's got some stats. Do you want to hear

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Speaker 1: some of those weeks? So we were one for sixty one,

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Speaker 1: we were sixty two runs ahead, and we were looking

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Speaker 1: really really good. And then I'm not joking, there was

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Speaker 1: there was an obvious game plan. And in the paper

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Speaker 1: today the headline is readom and sweep. We were asked

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Speaker 1: the boys were asked to sweep the ball. So hitting

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Speaker 1: the ball and lost horizontally and I haven't listened to

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Speaker 1: how quickly it just went to s h I T.

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Speaker 3: Was that close?

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Speaker 2: This time the finger goes up straight away.

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Speaker 3: Hold look to his defense. That's a clean up job,

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Speaker 3: if ever there was one, or getting a shot. The

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Speaker 3: finger has got up. Run another example of just that.

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Speaker 3: Another one purises with the sweep shop another.

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Speaker 1: While it's a horrible sound, Jay has got a.

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Speaker 2: Sixth folling Judasia finishes a job for India.

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Speaker 1: It was just horrible. So we swept and we all

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Speaker 1: got out right and we lost the match.

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Speaker 2: Some bias commentary there, boy, they were just a little

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Speaker 2: bit too excited in the commentary box.

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Speaker 1: If that was Australia we were doing that, we would

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Speaker 1: have been fine. So we got absolutely smashed. Bad tactics

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Speaker 1: and it was really bad. Can I just bring up

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Speaker 1: one thing as well? You know when sporting stars they do,

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Speaker 1: you know, the big sporting stars, the champions do something. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'll give you an example. Remember when Shane Warn brought

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Speaker 1: out the Nike earring, yep, and every kid wanted a

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Speaker 1: Nike You got one, didn't you? No, I did not

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Speaker 1: get a Nike hearing. Well, people wanted a Nike earring.

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Speaker 1: Do you remember? Remember that one year it was Ronaldo

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Speaker 1: from Brazil and he went into a World Cup and

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Speaker 1: he had that patch of hair at the front of

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Speaker 1: his head triangle. Then every kid wanted to get a

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Speaker 1: patch of hair.

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Speaker 2: Yep.

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Speaker 1: This is one thing. It's only minor. It's only minor.

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Speaker 1: But I just want to bring this up. But Martus

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Speaker 1: Labershane is the Well, he's the number one batsman in

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Speaker 1: the world at the moment. When he bats, he chews

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Speaker 1: on chewing gum and he blows bubbles MDJ. Every kid

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Speaker 1: in Australia wants to chew chewing gum when they go

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Speaker 1: out to bat now because of Marnus Labbert. Shane and

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Speaker 1: I went to the cricket on Saturday to watch Chewie play.

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Speaker 1: There's chewies everywhere.

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Speaker 3: I would have thought, and I was watching when he

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Speaker 3: was batting, that it would be a choke hazard.

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Speaker 2: You don't, you don't play to you don't chew chewing

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Speaker 2: gum when you're playing sport full stop?

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Speaker 1: Well no, well do you know what? Dave Grohle choose

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Speaker 1: a chewy when he's performing with the food FILET four.

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Speaker 2: Maybe he grinds his teeth or something.

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Speaker 1: And Peter Garrett he choose he sucks on ball Lolly's

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Speaker 1: when he's up there with midnight oil.

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Speaker 2: That's weird. Maybe maybe that helps him lubricate his mouth

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Speaker 2: or something.

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Speaker 1: See like Huey when he was getting ready, and you

554
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Speaker 1: know kids get nervous before they go out and for

555
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Speaker 1: cricket and stuff like that. Dad, I've got my bat okay,

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Speaker 1: I've got my pads, I've got my gloves. Oh dad,

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Speaker 1: I don't have any chewies. And so what are you

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Speaker 1: talking about? And he goes, well, Marnus Labashane he choose,

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Speaker 1: So I need to blow bubbles while I'm batting, Mae.

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Speaker 2: I used to play for the Glenaris Gladiators and if I, like,

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Speaker 2: before the game, if I didn't have a hamburger and

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Speaker 2: a can of Fanta, I was off my game. I

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Speaker 2: just felt fell out of play. That was while you

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Speaker 2: were batting, which weird and it never took off. I

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Speaker 2: don't know why I didn't catch.

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Speaker 3: On speaking of the hammering. Jeezus, I don't know how

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Speaker 3: to respond to Candace Warner. So oh yeah, did break

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Speaker 3: this down. So Dave Warner got Man of the Series

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Speaker 3: in Australia and he had a terrible series and but

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Speaker 3: by one score. And it's been a rolling joke that

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Speaker 3: every time anything terrible happens, Dave Warner becomes named Man

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Speaker 3: of the Series and he got out again for cheap score.

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Speaker 3: And so I just tweeted on track for another Man

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Speaker 3: of the series, put the phone away.

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Speaker 2: I can't do.

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Speaker 3: That's a cheap shot, good, easy gag, pretty funny, actually

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Speaker 3: very funny.

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Speaker 1: No, I don't think it was.

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Speaker 3: I would say it's the best tweet ever since.

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Speaker 2: And that was the reaction.

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Speaker 3: I picked the phone up about ten minutes later, and

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Speaker 3: Candace Warner has responded with that's funny, and then the

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Speaker 3: little sad crying eyes emoji and then it gets real

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Speaker 3: personal upset.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, your cheap shot? Really?

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Speaker 3: Do you try to get out of it after that?

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Speaker 3: Because you go, do I defend it? Do I apologize

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Speaker 3: to delete text on the site? Yeah, I didn't want

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Speaker 3: it because it's too funny to delete.

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Speaker 2: Still, like the impact is going to last for every

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Speaker 2: he likes.

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Speaker 3: You just have to concede that I just said, well said.

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Speaker 2: I don't know. What do you do?

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Speaker 3: I just I whimpered, I crawled into the corner.

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Speaker 1: I did.

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Speaker 2: She's got a book coming out, m DJ and I'd

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Speaker 2: hate the last chapter to be on you.

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Speaker 3: Some of the other chapters, I wouldn't.

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Speaker 2: Chapter nine Matt Degree Whip podcast. Let's talk about Rolldew.

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Speaker 2: He's got a future, is he He's made, He's got

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Speaker 2: He's had a bit of success in the past. I

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Speaker 2: mean stories like Matilda, as we know the BFG can

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Speaker 2: I just I don't want to have a go at

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Speaker 2: Tim mentioned this morning when I'm going to In fact,

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Speaker 2: I'm going to because Matilda the musical which is out now.

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Speaker 1: Which he wrote, he wrote the music for.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, Now, Tim, you're a very clever man, and

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Speaker 2: we've had you on the show and I love your

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Speaker 2: work and I admire everything you do. Tom All, wee

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Speaker 2: recording this in case he's not right now, we can

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Speaker 2: send it to him. Yeah, this is a reheard there's

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Speaker 2: a song that you've written him and it says you

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Speaker 2: have to be a little bit naughty. You have to

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Speaker 2: be a little bit naughty. My kids are running around

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Speaker 2: doing the wrong thing, and when I tell them off,

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Speaker 2: you have to be a little bit naughty.

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Speaker 1: Oh well, don't blame Tim mentioned v.

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Speaker 2: You've put it into their head. And now, yesterday I

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Speaker 2: spent half an hour trying to rub lipstick off a wall.

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Speaker 2: And when I turned to Francesca and said, don't do

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Speaker 2: that ever again, she said, you have to be a

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Speaker 2: little bit naughty.

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Speaker 1: No, don't don't blame You're for your undisciplined kids.

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Speaker 2: It's not his have to be a little bit naughty.

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Speaker 2: You have to learn to behave as well. Where's that song? Tim?

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Speaker 2: Write that into the next one for me. Let's talk

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Speaker 2: about the BFG, James and the Giant Peach. The words

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Speaker 2: fat and ugly have been removed from the books. This

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Speaker 2: is so they can continue being joined by everybody today.

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Speaker 2: So let's run through a couple here, Charlie and the

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Speaker 2: Chocolate Factory and Tommy, a character known to you Augusta's glump.

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Speaker 2: Agusta Augustus. Yes, he was the chubby character featured in

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Speaker 2: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. He is now described as enormous,

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Speaker 2: so he's not fat anymore.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I can't be fat. I understand the Dahl franchise,

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Speaker 1: I mean, the the guy how much is Roll dar Worth?

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Speaker 1: Tommy not with us anymore, but the family still received technogies.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't know that. Tell me, what do you reckon?

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Speaker 2: What's he got?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, well so his net worth guys? So, oh gosh,

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Speaker 4: that's amazing.

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Speaker 2: Twenty that I mean, I mean that's Google again.

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Speaker 4: Sorry sorry, h was before the Netflix deal that he

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Speaker 4: just did, so six hundred and eighty.

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Speaker 1: Massive, a fat, ugly mouse he invested.

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Speaker 2: Well, oh my god. So in the Twits they've now

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Speaker 2: just decided to call someone beastly instead of ugly and

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Speaker 2: beastly James, the giant peach. You've got Miss Sponge Now

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Speaker 2: she's no longer described as the fat one, and Miss

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Speaker 2: Spider's head is no longer black and earth warm has

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Speaker 2: given up lovely pink skin for lovely smooth skin, so

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Speaker 2: we don't come under the color of the skin. I

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Speaker 2: think it would be horrible to do that.

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Speaker 1: People who I mean people who go people are go

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Speaker 1: down the woke road? Are these fine? I mean, they're

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Speaker 1: not changing the story of the book to she's.

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Speaker 2: An interesting one. In witches, there's a little mouse and

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Speaker 2: they call it the fat little brown mouse. It's now

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Speaker 2: just the little brown mouse because the mice community are furious.

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Speaker 1: Well, it's just using the word. I suppose you know,

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Speaker 1: are you asking us to stop doing it?

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Speaker 2: Do you know what in the you know the way

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Speaker 2: it happened. You know the book, and you would have

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Speaker 2: read it to you kids when you little. Where's the

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Speaker 2: green sheep? Heads up? It's fast asleep. But anyway, they go, oh,

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Speaker 2: here's the tall sheep, here's the short sheep. And then

668
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Speaker 2: they go, here's the fat sheep, and here's the skinny sheep.

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Speaker 2: I always read it differently, and I go, here's the

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Speaker 2: larger sheep, and here is the skinny sheep. Even with

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Speaker 2: the scared one. I always change that word too, here's

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Speaker 2: the nervous yet sensitive sheep. To here's the brave sheep

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Speaker 2: with being scared. Well, it's not scared. And they've got

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Speaker 2: a picture of a ladder. That's nothing to do it scared.

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Speaker 2: It's being safe.

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Speaker 1: Well let's see, you know, I mean, if you're going

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Speaker 1: this far, because there was chat of a there was

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Speaker 1: a chat of an establishment that was quite frequented I

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Speaker 1: think by it.

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Speaker 2: Well, Tom, this is where you met your wife. But

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Speaker 2: there was a place.

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Speaker 1: Crazy Horse, oh yeah, And there was talk that they

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Speaker 1: might change that to the mentally Unstable a Questioning Club.

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Speaker 2: Much better on the T shirt too, self, far more

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Speaker 2: a lot more merch, I would think for the equestrian club. Well,

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Speaker 2: this ties in here in Matilda, Missus trench Bolt is

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Speaker 2: the great horsey face. She's just been changed to the

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Speaker 2: funny face. And eight nutty little idiots is now just

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Speaker 2: eight nutty little boys. You can't say boys because that

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Speaker 2: got changed.

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Speaker 1: But it's not. I mean with the BFG, it doesn't

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Speaker 1: take away that he is. I still love that how

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Speaker 1: he used to bodle his farts in the BFG.

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Speaker 2: He did, didn't he?

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Speaker 1: And that was my favorite bit in that book. And

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Speaker 1: then he'd drink still my favorite books. He's done what

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Speaker 1: is that? What's it called again?

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Speaker 4: The juice that he makes up snowscumbers.

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Speaker 1: That was a gross sorry guys.

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Speaker 2: But then he goes and yeah, the queen, it's got

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Speaker 2: the fizz in his singling or something to fly after

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Speaker 2: right now. She pours it into the Queen's cup and

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00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:06,000
Speaker 2: then she pours into the corgi's bowl and they drink it,

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Speaker 2: and then they all start farting, and the queen does

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Speaker 2: a little bit of a fluff. It's a great scene

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Speaker 2: in the movie.

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Speaker 1: It's brilliant.

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Speaker 2: What have you got it?

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Speaker 6: Tom?

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Speaker 3: Have you?

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Speaker 4: Is it? The giants frog scoffle? Yeah, it's not hate.

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Speaker 4: When you drink something else, there'll.

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Speaker 1: Be no I'm the Big Friendly Giant.

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Speaker 2: BFG, although at school I was called the BFG as

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00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:38,640
Speaker 2: in like the big Friendly Greek, which wasn't fair. But

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Speaker 2: you have to be a little bit naughty to.

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Speaker 3: Mention Whip podcast.

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Speaker 2: Going up the bridge on Saturday morning, Man, I can

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Speaker 2: tell you that much thanks to bridge climb sweating. Do

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Speaker 2: you know what I did too? They said, guys, take

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Speaker 2: off all your clothes before you put the old jumpsuit on.

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Speaker 2: So I was just in the Grundy's just Inundy's sweating

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Speaker 2: down the back with Mahanas.

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Speaker 3: On Saturday was a horrible.

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Speaker 2: Day to be out. So it was beautiful in the morning.

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Speaker 2: I mean we were there at nine point fifteen.

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Speaker 1: Here we played cricket at one o'clock in the afternoon.

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Speaker 2: Oh eh, how was that? I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I didn't watch it.

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Speaker 2: I went on good idea. Do you know what we did?

731
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Speaker 2: The Burrower climb, which is the Indigenous climb. So you

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Speaker 2: learn a lot about the Indigenous and the lands and

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Speaker 2: the tribes around the areas. You even put a little

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Speaker 2: bit of traditional mud paint on your face before you

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Speaker 2: go up there. What was amazing some of the information

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Speaker 2: and some of the knowledge that Kyle, the bloke giving

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Speaker 2: us the tour shared like kirabilly. Does anyone know what

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Speaker 2: kirabilly means? Which is obviously where the Prime Minister lives.

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Speaker 2: It means good fishing? How is that? Do you know

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Speaker 2: what they used to say? The women did the fishing

741
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Speaker 2: and the men were out doing different hunting and all

742
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Speaker 2: that sort of stuff. But because of the indigenous, the

743
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Speaker 2: indigenous rules where you had to give back and you

744
00:34:56,760 --> 00:35:00,920
Speaker 2: could all only take so much. They the women used

745
00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:06,080
Speaker 2: to cut off their pinky and catch a fish with

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Speaker 2: their finger as bait.

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00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:09,520
Speaker 1: Yes, what are you running with?

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Speaker 2: You wouldn't done that. You're running with a bit of pinky.

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Speaker 1: Pink if that's indigenous for if that's the Indigenous language

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Speaker 1: for good fishing. I think it's mandatory that the Prime

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Speaker 1: Minister has to be seen throwing in a line at

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Speaker 1: some state I would.

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Speaker 2: Have thought, So do you think we start the Currebilly

754
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Speaker 2: fishing comp.

755
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Speaker 1: That's a great idea.

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00:35:29,560 --> 00:35:34,720
Speaker 2: Off the rocks there. The fish is worth a thousand

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Speaker 2: dollars to charity.

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Speaker 1: We're pushing the envelope with the backyard cricket game, but

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Speaker 1: can we get a fishing comp in as well?

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Speaker 2: You know, I mean the tour the bridge climb went

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Speaker 2: for three hours, right, and you're locked into positions so

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Speaker 2: you can't go anywhere. I don't know about you fits,

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Speaker 2: but I think it's a running joke that like if

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Speaker 2: you're ever following your wife up the stairs, you you

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Speaker 2: have a bit of a tap on the bomb on

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Speaker 2: the way up. That's just a kind of standard thing

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Speaker 2: that a bloke does. How do you think Lisa felt

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Speaker 2: after about three hours of bridge quite? I was locked

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Speaker 2: in behind her every step of the way.

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Speaker 1: Actually just on that as well got killed. Here's one

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Speaker 1: for you, because I mean the majority of the people

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Speaker 1: that go past Kiribilly House, I think that the house

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Speaker 1: Admiralty that is, yeah that is facing the city is

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Speaker 1: Kirabilly House, but it's not house is just around the

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Speaker 1: corner of that, right. The Governor General lives in Admiral

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Speaker 1: Admiralty House and that's an amazing house.

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Speaker 2: Kimberly House is a cottage. Can I just say this right?

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Speaker 1: I think at some stage, with the way that the

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Speaker 1: royal families going, Prince Andrew and that kind of stuff,

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Speaker 1: I think we will be a republic at some stage

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Speaker 1: that means that house is not needed by the Governor

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00:36:43,440 --> 00:36:46,279
Speaker 1: General anymore. Do we open that house up to the

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00:36:46,480 --> 00:36:48,840
Speaker 1: to Sydney. Do we hire it out? Do we have

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Speaker 1: a couple of Nova parties there?

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00:36:50,440 --> 00:36:51,000
Speaker 2: Red rooms?

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Speaker 3: Airbnb not bad, It wouldn't be a bad Airbnb house

787
00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:57,440
Speaker 3: and every dollar goes back to every citizen. So you

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00:36:57,480 --> 00:37:00,399
Speaker 3: get point zero zero zero one of percent for every

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Speaker 3: night that someone books out.

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00:37:02,960 --> 00:37:05,280
Speaker 1: Or do you know what you book in like every

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Speaker 1: resident of Sydney At some stage, I mean there'll be

792
00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:10,799
Speaker 1: a thirty year waiting list, but you know that you

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00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:13,520
Speaker 1: get that house for one night. Like you've never heard

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00:37:13,640 --> 00:37:14,800
Speaker 1: rateus view in.

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Speaker 2: Sydney and sheer and live at Admiralty House. Do you

796
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Speaker 2: know what I mean? Open it up, rip into it.

797
00:37:21,760 --> 00:37:25,319
Speaker 2: Harry Styles performs on the front lawn of Admiralty House. Man,

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Speaker 2: it's not bad, that's huge as long as enough people

799
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Speaker 2: can say I actually say the word Admiralty wouldn't be

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Speaker 2: bad admiralty.

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Speaker 3: Whenever you go to a house in Sydney anywhere that

802
00:37:33,440 --> 00:37:36,600
Speaker 3: has any view of the Harbor Bridge, it's just part

803
00:37:36,640 --> 00:37:38,719
Speaker 3: of Sydney culture that you go, Jesus would be good

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Speaker 3: for Yah, but that would be good for news. That

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Speaker 3: would be quite good for news that.

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Speaker 2: Would be amazing, not making it up. Mate. Whip Show

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Speaker 2: is a nov podcast. For more great comedy shows like this,

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