Speaker 1: Welcome to Person number one podcast. You're listening to the
Speaker 1: Jamo and Dylan Show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, we're on the way that dance Bra little
Speaker 2: Man trip with before.
Speaker 3: Gooday, guys, and welcome back to another episode of The
Speaker 3: Jammo and Dylan Show. Another early morning for us deal,
Speaker 3: but we're up and we're ready to.
Speaker 2: Go, starting early, mate. It's a bit cooler as well.
Speaker 3: It's actually really nice, so a bit of a change
Speaker 3: of weather. We had lots of rain yesterday it was
Speaker 3: weird and now today, you know, waking up early.
Speaker 2: You and I speak about it. We don't do it often,
Speaker 2: but when we do, feel energized and it feels fresh
Speaker 2: when you walk outside and it's fresh air. The freshest
Speaker 2: of air comes because it rained a lot yesterday. What
Speaker 2: do you reckon like a five eight six six? Yeah,
Speaker 2: and then it's still crisp at seven Yeah chrisp. What
Speaker 2: a word? But yeah, as soon as it starts raining
Speaker 2: in perfect floods yep. Oh you know all I heard
Speaker 2: about at work yesterday. People come in, Oh it's you know,
Speaker 2: it's raining outside. You know, I waited ten minutes before
Speaker 2: I walked in here, Eve worked bro. The roads are
Speaker 2: flooded yeah, what's going on because we're not built for rain.
Speaker 2: We're not built for rain. Bro although for winter.
Speaker 3: Very interesting start. We get more rain than Melbourne does.
Speaker 3: Really it's shocking.
Speaker 2: It's probably just because there's so much colder that you
Speaker 2: would assume they'd get more rain. That's interesting, but I
Speaker 2: feel like when we get rain it comes against It's
Speaker 2: interesting we get more rain to Melbourne.
Speaker 3: A few things to talk about today. We're going to
Speaker 3: start off with an unfortunate thing that happened throughout the week.
Speaker 2: Highs and loads of this business. We got in contact with.
Speaker 3: Probably safe to say, a superstar in terms of size
Speaker 3: now yep, very relevant, very relevant. Played in the Side
Speaker 3: Men charity match. Do we drop the name or do
Speaker 3: we keep it?
Speaker 2: I don't If he gets yeah, we can say it.
Speaker 2: We just we DMed Max Fosh Mack Fosh.
Speaker 3: Funny bloke makes some good videos. I actually watched one
Speaker 3: of his videos the other day. It was living in
Speaker 3: a bowling alley until he has the perfect round. So
Speaker 3: you need ten perfect strikes and I think he got
Speaker 3: like maybe four or five in a row, and then
Speaker 3: after like a twenty four hour period, he was like,
Speaker 3: fuck it, I'm just going to use the thing where
Speaker 3: you drop the ball down the roll the kid one,
Speaker 3: So I thought that was cheating, honest.
Speaker 2: So he couldn't get it in. I guess it's hard.
Speaker 3: To gett so that was difficult. But yeah, it was
Speaker 3: actually disappointing to see that he went down that route.
Speaker 3: Did he end up getting it with the assisted thing,
Speaker 3: Yeah he did. And then yeah, we reached out to him,
Speaker 3: and obviously the time period in which we did so
Speaker 3: was very very busy for him, having played the Sideman
Speaker 3: charity match and then flying over here for some comedy shows.
Speaker 3: So I didn't even know that he was a comedian.
Speaker 3: I though he was just like a YouTuber. But it's interesting,
Speaker 3: like a lot of people can do that. They can
Speaker 3: do you know, media and then go into comedy.
Speaker 2: Does he stand up any good? Never seen it? Never
Speaker 2: seen it.
Speaker 3: And he actually said that he was going to get
Speaker 3: us two tickets to go and watch him perform, so
Speaker 3: we would never actually know if he was good because
Speaker 3: we never got those.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he just you know, he said yes initially to
Speaker 2: coming on the part. He said, I have a free
Speaker 2: day and you can come to the show, and gave
Speaker 2: us that day and said, yeah, let's do that one.
Speaker 2: We just didn't get a reply anymore. Nah, so fair
Speaker 2: enough man.
Speaker 3: We sent him a message and said hey man, can
Speaker 3: we do this time on this day and just.
Speaker 2: Never opened the message.
Speaker 3: So look, we completely understand he's busy. Don't go and
Speaker 3: send him any hate. It was just an unfortunate day,
Speaker 3: especially hearing nothing from the person. We've had this before,
Speaker 3: but it's just disappointing because there was early commitment.
Speaker 2: There was yep, let's do this day. I'm down and
Speaker 2: now he's in Melbourne and now he's skipped town, skipped
Speaker 2: down on us, ran away and left the check with us.
Speaker 2: But you know, these things happen, and it's part of
Speaker 2: the game, part of the sport. Yeah.
Speaker 3: A little blog out the other day and someone did
Speaker 3: guess Max Fosh because they're thin nice. Well, who else
Speaker 3: is in tour in Australia right now that played in
Speaker 3: the match. Someone said Lachlan that gamer guy. Yep, but
Speaker 3: he's Australian so I don't know. I think that was
Speaker 3: a ship guest to be honest, I guess.
Speaker 2: The main one is am I thinking of the FORTNIGHTE one. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but his name is Lachlan. Yeah, yeah, Like, what's his
Speaker 2: laser be different guy also Australian though, so I thought
Speaker 2: it was a shit guest because this.
Speaker 3: Guy is Australian. So why would he be coming to
Speaker 3: Perth to do a show from England? I don't know,
Speaker 3: bad guess. Anyway, We went for a nice Asian dinner
Speaker 3: and drinks last weekend, didn't.
Speaker 2: We We did. It was a good night out with friends,
Speaker 2: celebrating Frank's birthday.
Speaker 3: Frank's lucky chance and it was nice noodle bar in Perth.
Speaker 3: Second time i've been. I went with Grace to the
Speaker 3: rooftop bit, but we didn't actually get much food. Last
Speaker 3: rooftop Yeah, we wouldn't know.
Speaker 2: Would we know? We got stuck in the corner.
Speaker 3: So Frank obviously wanted the rooftop bit because it's probably
Speaker 3: the best part.
Speaker 2: There's a few of us, maybe twenty, I want to.
Speaker 3: Say, yeah, But it's a very compact venue and we
Speaker 3: had to fit what was it, maybe eighteen people. There
Speaker 3: was a lot onto this small table. It was quite
Speaker 3: a squeeze. There wasn't much eating room. But food was good.
Speaker 3: I enjoyed it.
Speaker 2: You enjoyed it. Yeah, food was good. Food was good.
Speaker 2: So that was a good venue. It's fun, a.
Speaker 3: Nice, solid night and a bit of a wholesome one,
Speaker 3: you know. Yeah, as you get a bit older, you
Speaker 3: go out for more dinners rather than getting written off. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3: It was quite but it was nice, you know. But
Speaker 3: you in life, you always have to have balanced, don't you.
Speaker 2: Even we're balancing it out tomorrow, balancing it out as
Speaker 2: should be good. It's like a seesaw, but the sea
Speaker 2: saws going down one way. A few late pullouts, but
Speaker 2: that's okay, that's part of the game as well.
Speaker 3: So so the context is AFL Round one. We love
Speaker 3: our AFL, as you guys know, has just begun, and
Speaker 3: we made basically an agreement as a group that we're
Speaker 3: all going to come together the first Saturday of footing.
Speaker 2: I want to say a month ago, at least three weeks.
Speaker 3: Let's say four weeks, just to be nice. So yeah,
Speaker 3: four weeks everyone basically said yeap. It was a natural
Speaker 3: mutual agreement yep. And then people just falling off, falling off,
Speaker 3: so that there's ten in our group and now it's six. Yep,
Speaker 3: six are going on Saturday. I'm still very excited.
Speaker 2: I still think it's going to be a lot of fun.
Speaker 3: There'll be a singles beer pong tournament, which would be
Speaker 3: good fun. Yep, and the footy will be on.
Speaker 2: Two games at four forty. I believe it'll just be
Speaker 2: a good night, very open at four tournament, watched the
Speaker 2: game and then we just see where the night takes us.
Speaker 3: Definitely, I would love to just go to a couple
Speaker 3: of little rooftop bars or something.
Speaker 2: I've been into that lately. It's good. The rooftop bars
Speaker 2: are a good vibe.
Speaker 3: Good friend of the show Siver always talks about atmospheric
Speaker 3: darts places. He will have a smoke that just feel
Speaker 3: like atmospheric and I don't smoke, but atmospheric drinks.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I imagine rooftop bars, don't they you smoke or
Speaker 2: there might be an area at some of them. Imagine
Speaker 2: if you could. That would be a good vibe. Bro
Speaker 2: a cigario, Yeah, cigars would be good. Good games on
Speaker 2: Saturday night, Western Bulldog's North Melbourne yeap, hopefully North. It'll
Speaker 2: be good to see if they're competitive. And then we've
Speaker 2: got collingwand.
Speaker 3: Port Yeah, Elite Game Elite, very excited for that. So
Speaker 3: we'll give you the update and the rundown on that.
Speaker 3: And Saturday morning. It is my team vers Rogs team
Speaker 3: for long. It's going to be a good game. Hopefully.
Speaker 3: We're missing a few players, which is an ideal our
Speaker 3: starboys shape bolder.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's disappointing for you guys, but I'd.
Speaker 3: Rather us rest all these guys now and let them
Speaker 3: recover early in the season because we may need them
Speaker 3: in the back end if we get there.
Speaker 2: So at least the weather's you know, I mean, thirty
Speaker 2: six isn't the problem anyway. I don't know how the
Speaker 2: media acting like it is. It's thirty degrees.
Speaker 3: They've actually extended all of the breaks by an extra
Speaker 3: two minutes.
Speaker 2: It's literally I checked the weather is now thirty degrees
Speaker 2: on Saturday in Long Cloudy. Yeah. Even on the broke
Speaker 2: on the radio this morning, they're still saying thirty six. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but you've checked and I've checked this thirty degrees, so
Speaker 2: it's just a normal playing condition. Yeah. Like, I don't
Speaker 2: know why the vics are acting like it's like the
Speaker 2: hottest weather ever. Bro someer's just ended like it's not
Speaker 2: that it's not. I'm sure Geelong can plain thirty degree heat.
Speaker 2: I reckon they can maybe probably, but it's going to
Speaker 2: be an interesting game, good test for both teams. AND's
Speaker 2: been very chirpy.
Speaker 3: Oh, he's confident and he always is, like he's go Geelong,
Speaker 3: the team he supports, they always make fine time they've
Speaker 3: won of it. They never really have a dip, and
Speaker 3: if they do, they're back the next day.
Speaker 2: But even their dip, right, so when they don't make
Speaker 2: the eight in the last fifteen years, which is rare,
Speaker 2: they still win ten games, they still win. They're never
Speaker 2: bottom four, you know, always around the mark. You know,
Speaker 2: when they make finals, they're not out in the first round. Yeah,
Speaker 2: they usually make a prelim or at least a semi
Speaker 2: so he can be confident. It's fair enough. But my god,
Speaker 2: he plays on it, doesn't he.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And look, I'm not naturally a lippy person, but
Speaker 3: I think I'll have to give him some back from
Speaker 3: what he's given to us in the preseason.
Speaker 2: He's given Adelaide a couple jabs. You get him banned.
Speaker 2: I reported him the other day.
Speaker 3: We banned rog from or we got rog band from
Speaker 3: Facebook once. You were reporting him for months on ends. Yep,
Speaker 3: you did the same with Rambow two.
Speaker 2: Yeah, his accounts on the air Jay.
Speaker 3: So, yeah, that was interesting, and then we have to
Speaker 3: talk to Rog on like Snapchat or Instagram.
Speaker 2: We just need to beat the cats. You guys usually
Speaker 2: play well against them, Yeah, we usually don't. Last season
Speaker 2: we did, but we still couldn't win. That's the problem.
Speaker 2: We play him in round five. Yeah.
Speaker 3: The thing that hurts though is let's say we beat them,
Speaker 3: and you beat them, he will always just hold on
Speaker 3: to the fact that they're so successful.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like, yeah, exactly. You need to win a flag
Speaker 2: to really talk against and that's the problem. Like, and
Speaker 2: even then, bro, he can say, well, okay, you've won one.
Speaker 2: How about some sustained success? Yeah you go, okay, So
Speaker 2: it's about it. We're about ten years away. We'll be
Speaker 2: a prick for life. Surely, do Youlong like a due
Speaker 2: to be bad. I know they've been good forever, but
Speaker 2: before that, they didn't win a flag for forty years
Speaker 2: or something.
Speaker 3: I'm thinking maybe when Chris Scott decides to finally go yeah,
Speaker 3: he does seem to be a master mind, needs to
Speaker 3: fuck off. Oh I've actually I got a little story
Speaker 3: I can tell. So the other day I went to
Speaker 3: kick the footy with Rog beautiful night. It was a
Speaker 3: stinking hot.
Speaker 2: Humid day.
Speaker 3: But the time we went, everything just came into line
Speaker 3: and like it was a sunset and it was just
Speaker 3: nice weather and we're in the shade. It was beautiful.
Speaker 3: As we were walking out onto the ground, like we
Speaker 3: were wearing our boots because you know, you're a train
Speaker 3: like you play. And there was this old bloke who
Speaker 3: would be in his seventies and a young guy around
Speaker 3: our age. The young guy was obviously about to train,
Speaker 3: so he was just getting there a bit early talking
Speaker 3: to this.
Speaker 2: Older bloke getting the wisdom.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And I don't know what the older bloke like,
Speaker 3: he must have been involved with the club in some capacity.
Speaker 3: I think maybe he's just been around the area for
Speaker 3: a long time and takes interest, or maybe he is
Speaker 3: on the board or something. So we walk past and
Speaker 3: we actually don't have a footy in our hand because
Speaker 3: I sillily left it in the car.
Speaker 2: So I had like a bag.
Speaker 3: With heaps of stuff in it that I thought we
Speaker 3: might need, and then I left the footy in the car,
Speaker 3: so we have had to walk back past. He's heard
Speaker 3: the click clack of our boots on the concrete, came
Speaker 3: over and said, you boys, you want you want to
Speaker 3: play footy this year and we go nah, like we're
Speaker 3: just having a little kick. We're not interested. Instantly we
Speaker 3: say our intentions, we don't want to play this year,
Speaker 3: we're just having fun. He doubles down. We need young talent,
Speaker 3: we need I haven't even seen your kick, but we
Speaker 3: need numbers and we're bound to win a flag this year,
Speaker 3: so I flag. So he starts feeding us this dream
Speaker 3: of like he goes it normally takes three or four
Speaker 3: years to build a flag winning team, but we've been
Speaker 3: doing it and we're ready this year.
Speaker 2: So you could join this year and win a flag.
Speaker 3: He's just trying to sell this dream, but he was
Speaker 3: mumbling and he was almost going to have a stroke.
Speaker 2: Was this for Maddington Maddington Bulls. Are they any good?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: So once upon a time, maybe a decade ago, they
Speaker 3: were in like B division, which is quite high in Perth.
Speaker 3: They had like Daniel Kerr come down and play for them.
Speaker 3: They'd have like, you know, decent crowds come down and
Speaker 3: I remember those glory days and that they're not my
Speaker 3: local team, Like they're local to where I live, but
Speaker 3: not my local team. Yeah yeah, but I would take
Speaker 3: interest just because they had they were doing well. Anyway,
Speaker 3: they've just fallen down and lost everything they've.
Speaker 2: Ever had, so now they're just bottom of the barrel,
Speaker 2: bottom of.
Speaker 3: The barrel, really load division. And this guy was just
Speaker 3: selling us this dream you can win a flag and
Speaker 3: it's only going to take.
Speaker 2: One season, so he believes in it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I also think that he's just trying to
Speaker 3: get numbers, because the truth came out when we walked
Speaker 3: back past and it hit about six o'clock and training
Speaker 3: was starting, and I'll just see about four blokes walk
Speaker 3: out the change rooms and I'm thinking, maybe it's like
Speaker 3: an extras night, like it's not a proper training session.
Speaker 3: Two more guys come out the change rooms. Six people
Speaker 3: training bo six people trains people. The guy in that
Speaker 3: conversation that went for about five minutes, he also mentioned
Speaker 3: we need a league team and reserves team to climb
Speaker 3: back up the tables, like you need two teams to progress,
Speaker 3: and he said that they're struggling for numbers, and it
Speaker 3: was clear six people split between two teams. Yeah, so
Speaker 3: they're not winning a desperate Well, he hadn't even seen
Speaker 3: us kick a football.
Speaker 2: But I was saying to Rog.
Speaker 3: It felt like we were in a movie where you
Speaker 3: just go down to the park and you get scouted
Speaker 3: and then you have eternal glory.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, so it felt like we're in a movie,
Speaker 2: but we didn't want to be a part of it. Yep.
Speaker 3: So we actually there's one set of goals down there
Speaker 3: at the moment until the council puts in the others
Speaker 3: and we had to walk down the other end of
Speaker 3: the field because.
Speaker 2: We didn't want to be anywhere near that. He didn't
Speaker 2: want to give him an idea, but yeah, we also
Speaker 2: didn't want him.
Speaker 3: And he was watching us with an eagle eye, watching
Speaker 3: us from one hundred meters away.
Speaker 2: Now give you fifty bucks a game. Yeah, man, I'd
Speaker 2: be in to be honest. Oh well, but it's crazy.
Speaker 2: That was good fun though, Like, and Rog wasn't.
Speaker 3: I was trying to just say, nut, we're not interested,
Speaker 3: and then I was I didn't want to walk back
Speaker 3: past them to entertain it because this guy was desperately
Speaker 3: in So Rog was like, oh, we'll just walk back
Speaker 3: past them again, like they're not going to say anything.
Speaker 2: They didn't like the attention. Bro, I don't know.
Speaker 3: Rog's not playing though he's Adam footy for him anymore. Nah,
Speaker 3: I think he's done. Boots hung up physio cream in
Speaker 3: his hands.
Speaker 2: I guess he did. I'm back from an ACL didn't he. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he's ready to go, but self healed as well. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I rate it. I really rate that has the tool
Speaker 2: from him. You know.
Speaker 3: Skydive talked to my boy General. We're locked in for
Speaker 3: his birthday. So twenty first birthday April. It's a two
Speaker 3: and a half hour drive to Duri and Bay.
Speaker 2: Oh true, So it'll be an early morning. What time
Speaker 2: is the jump? We're booking it.
Speaker 3: Today or tomorrow, but there's sessions all day up until
Speaker 3: like one or something, so I'm thinking like at ten
Speaker 3: am maybe yep, get up at six, make the drive
Speaker 3: something like that. I'm not a nice early riser, but
Speaker 3: for an occasion I can do it. So Yeah, Jacob,
Speaker 3: who was flirting with the idea, my old colleague, he
Speaker 3: financially can't do it at the moment, Okay, Lowell Poor, I.
Speaker 2: Couldn't either if I had to favor.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: General, and he's also going to be filming it, which
Speaker 3: is great, So it's going to be a good day.
Speaker 2: He excited. I think so. I haven't spoken to him
Speaker 2: about the emotions of it.
Speaker 3: He's probably a bit nervous, but that's but he's also
Speaker 3: he knows Mason Ewan because he's a skater.
Speaker 2: Okay, I've seen a couple of clips of general.
Speaker 3: He looks like a fairly good skater, and I can't
Speaker 3: skate my life.
Speaker 2: I've never skated before, only like very rarely, you know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So as this is coming up, we're about three
Speaker 3: and a half weeks away from the jump, and nerves
Speaker 3: haven't really quite set in.
Speaker 2: I'm sure like it coming up probably like the day, yeah,
Speaker 2: maybe a couple of days before, yeah, the day of.
Speaker 2: So what I've gone out of my way to do
Speaker 2: is I've asked chat GPT for pros and cons of skydiving.
Speaker 3: So let's run through a few of these and see
Speaker 3: how scared I get. Pros Adrenaline rush yep, awesome, right,
Speaker 3: fact conquering fear so yeah, I wouldn't say, like, fear
Speaker 3: of heights isn't my biggest fear, no way, But jumping
Speaker 3: out of a plane a different ball game, yeap. Unreal
Speaker 3: views yep, that's cool, bucket list yep, that's cool. Sense
Speaker 3: of accomplishment you feel like a legend after doing it. Yep,
Speaker 3: and surprisingly safe, so that is awesome.
Speaker 2: It does have a low rate. See I looked up
Speaker 2: the death rate of it yep, and the USA stats
Speaker 2: the USA similar Paris Parachute Association USPA there were ten
Speaker 2: skydiving fatalities out of approximately three point sixty five million
Speaker 2: jumps in twenty twenty three.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Nice. So it's a skydiving fatality rate of zero point
Speaker 2: seven per one hundred thousand, very low, pretty good odds. Yeah,
Speaker 2: pretty good.
Speaker 3: I don't want to be a part of the zero
Speaker 3: point seven. Now let's go into the cons expensive.
Speaker 2: Yes, it is a gift, so luckily it doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: General has to deal with that though, jeenfro scary as hell. Fair,
Speaker 2: that's okay. Risk factor while rare accidents can happen. Yeah, death, Yeah, paralyzed.
Speaker 3: So this is what I was saying to you just
Speaker 3: before we recorded what if? So, I'm pretty sure they
Speaker 3: teach you how to do an emergency Yep.
Speaker 2: What do they call it? Deployment of the I don't
Speaker 2: even know what is it? Parachute?
Speaker 3: Yeah, the deployment of the parachute can I assume be
Speaker 3: done by me?
Speaker 2: If something goes wrong with and then you've got to
Speaker 2: guide yourself.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, well I don't honestly, I don't care
Speaker 3: where I.
Speaker 2: Land, even if I land, or water. Even if I land.
Speaker 3: Water probably to be safe, but then you fear you're
Speaker 3: about you don't want to get water out there.
Speaker 2: But it's also like a couple of sharks lightly.
Speaker 3: Jury and bay as well. There's a few sharks up
Speaker 3: that way. So yeah, I'm a little bit worried about that.
Speaker 3: What if the guy who's on my back passes out.
Speaker 2: They're probably passed out proof has a heart attack. That
Speaker 2: could happen, but they're built different to do that. As
Speaker 2: he's doing jumps every day.
Speaker 3: Bro, or he's just decided he's going to end his
Speaker 3: life and I'm the one that just has to copy it.
Speaker 3: A suicide bomber.
Speaker 2: You don't hear that too often, No, parachute. I was
Speaker 2: going to say, you don't hear a suicide jump often,
Speaker 2: but that's one of the more common. Yeah, but not
Speaker 2: with the parachute because parachutes for safety, some people experience
Speaker 2: ear pain. Yeah, I mean there's got to be some
Speaker 2: dizziness jumping that high.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I might take some traffic com some tablets beforehand,
Speaker 3: and it will only be like a minute in the air,
Speaker 3: but still a minute flying only.
Speaker 2: Last thirty or sixty. But then the I think the
Speaker 2: free fall means before the parachute's deployed. Yeah, after that,
Speaker 2: I think you'll fly around addictive. I don't think I'll
Speaker 2: be addicted. I think it really a con though, no
Speaker 2: it's not. He has put a question mark like is
Speaker 2: this really a con?
Speaker 3: So then I said, what are the risks of skydiving?
Speaker 3: What can go wrong? So here we go. Let's go
Speaker 3: through these. Number one equipment malfunctions. Parachute failure if the
Speaker 3: main parachute doesn't open, happens rarely, but that's why there's
Speaker 3: a back Okay, so that's good.
Speaker 2: So that's basically not a risk because as.
Speaker 3: A backup, tangled lines. So those lines get tangled. There's
Speaker 3: no control CRO can deal with that. Automatic activation device failure.
Speaker 2: Oh so there you go, your fears safe as it
Speaker 2: deploys the parachute. If the jump is unconscious, it may
Speaker 2: not work. In rare cases.
Speaker 3: Then human errors, incorrect body positioning, hard landing, that would
Speaker 3: be bad.
Speaker 2: Imagine I do my knee. Yeah, like you land. You
Speaker 2: think you've part and you go.
Speaker 3: Well, like you've got five seconds to your land and
Speaker 3: it's been the best experience ever. And then you land
Speaker 3: and you've done your knee and then you didn't want
Speaker 3: to do it panicking midjump. If someone freezes up, they
Speaker 3: might not follow safety procedure.
Speaker 2: Other guy won't freeze up, though, no way.
Speaker 3: Weather and environmental factors strong winds, cloud cover, poor visibility,
Speaker 3: cold temperatures.
Speaker 2: I think they only do it on clear days, don't they.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and there'll be precautions taken. If there is a
Speaker 3: bit of wind or rain, they probably wouldn't do it.
Speaker 3: I don't know if they do it in rain, struck
Speaker 3: by lightning closer to do it in rain.
Speaker 2: I've never seen it.
Speaker 3: Hitting the ground too hard, landing in the wrong place,
Speaker 3: medical risks, ear and sinus pressure issues. Look, I don't
Speaker 3: think I'll faint or blackout, but if I do it,
Speaker 3: all be on camera for you guys to laugh at.
Speaker 4: Well.
Speaker 2: I remember rog sending us the video of when he
Speaker 2: did it, and he loved it while it was happening, right, Yeah,
Speaker 2: And what I remember he was like, WHOA, I think, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's such an unrog thing to do. Yeah, turned him
Speaker 2: into someone like, I forgot he did it at all.
Speaker 2: I forgot until he brought it up there. He was like, wait,
Speaker 2: you have done it?
Speaker 3: Would he rather skydive with a slight parachute malfunction or
Speaker 3: bungee jump with a rope that's slightly too long?
Speaker 2: Wait, but you bunge waters. Usually they bungee jump into water. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so probably that because it's just a little dunk. Your
Speaker 2: head just goes. But if it's too long, you're going
Speaker 2: to hit the waterhead first without any so you probably
Speaker 2: get really injured. Yeah, parachute malfunction, there's a backup probably
Speaker 2: that will take. The bungee jump is quite scary. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Now we have some would you rathers? So I've asked
Speaker 2: the chat GPT for a fair different array of Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: and it's given.
Speaker 3: And we've got lots of different ones. Some of them
Speaker 3: we will use, some of them we won't. But we'll
Speaker 3: start off with the funny and messed up category. Okay,
Speaker 3: would you rather always have an itch you can't scratch,
Speaker 3: or always feel like you need to sneeze but never.
Speaker 2: Can Probably the itch. I don't like the feeling of
Speaker 2: having to sneeze and it doesn't happen that annoys me. Bro, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I get a bit too.
Speaker 3: Fidgiti, I reckons i'd be the opposite going for the sneezez.
Speaker 2: I just think about myself when I go, and then
Speaker 2: the sneeze doesn't come. It's very physical. I feel like
Speaker 2: it happens to you more than anyone I know. Happens
Speaker 2: to me a bit on potty days.
Speaker 3: Let's say you have readge two sneezes of right, sometimes
Speaker 3: you'll pull out and stop. I like it's your body
Speaker 3: doing it, Yeah, and then I see your anger. Yeah,
Speaker 3: because it's a good relief when it happens. Yeah, good
Speaker 3: sneez The release is relief. So yeah, I probably because
Speaker 3: like right now, I just had a little itch on
Speaker 3: the inside of my knee. If I don't scratch it,
Speaker 3: I'll start like going a bit mental. So yeah, we're
Speaker 3: the opposite for that one. Would you rather have to
Speaker 3: fight a kangaroo once a year or have a magpie
Speaker 3: swoop you.
Speaker 2: Every day for life? Yeah? Same, I can train guy.
Speaker 2: Swooping is horrific.
Speaker 3: They reckon that the kick of the kangaroo is the
Speaker 3: worst thing out of all of it, so like obviously
Speaker 3: it's got claws. People forget that kangaroos have little hands,
Speaker 3: but they have claws, so you will get scratched in
Speaker 3: the face, and but you'll be kicked around.
Speaker 2: The magpie swooping is a fear. It's terrible. There's nothing
Speaker 2: you can do.
Speaker 3: Three hundred and sixty five times, no way enough. Even
Speaker 3: what if it was like magpie swooping you.
Speaker 2: Ten days a year versus the kangaroo fight once a year,
Speaker 2: I probably still one thing because like, swooping is really bad.
Speaker 3: Yeah, kangaroos would obviously hurt us. And the main problem
Speaker 3: I'm thinking is internal bleeding, internal damage to it.
Speaker 2: I guess you can train all year, can't you, like,
Speaker 2: you know, get in the boxing.
Speaker 3: Ring and I assume you're not allowed gloves or because
Speaker 3: imagine a big chest pad or a bulletproof vest.
Speaker 2: That's true, get winded though.
Speaker 3: Still, would you rather have fingers as long as your
Speaker 3: legs or legs as short as your fingers? Like, give
Speaker 3: me them long fingers to be honest, imagine taking marks
Speaker 3: in long fingers.
Speaker 2: Short legs would be horrific. Short legs. The size of
Speaker 2: your fingers doesn't even make sense. That's stupid. Oh, this
Speaker 2: one's yuck.
Speaker 3: Would you rather always have a tiny rock in your shoe,
Speaker 3: I hate that so much. Or have a single strand
Speaker 3: of hair in your mouth forever. I feel like you
Speaker 3: would get used to the strand in the mouth.
Speaker 2: I think I'm might do that. Rock in the shoe
Speaker 2: would make it hard walking every time. Bro, Even those
Speaker 2: little tiny pebbles like strand in the mouth horrible, but
Speaker 2: like it is what it is. Yeah, I don't like that.
Speaker 2: Next one, skip that and look what they've done here. Wow.
Speaker 3: Would you rather skydive with a five percent parachute failure
Speaker 3: or swim in shark infested waters with a five percent
Speaker 3: chance of attack? I'd rather free fall and die than
Speaker 3: get eaten alive by shark.
Speaker 2: I think, yeah, I don't want to get et in
Speaker 2: a live bar shark, because interpreting is how you want
Speaker 2: to die. I don't want to get bitten to shreds. Bro,
Speaker 2: and rest in peace to the man that passed away recently.
Speaker 2: They found his body yet I don't think that's terrible
Speaker 2: and his girlfriend was on the beach watching it.
Speaker 3: Apparently there's also drone footage, Oh my god, which obviously
Speaker 3: will not be released to the public, but horrible, horrible stuff,
Speaker 3: And yeah, maybe I changed my mind about landing in
Speaker 3: the water. Would you be rather stuck in the out
Speaker 3: back alone for a week or lost at sea for
Speaker 3: twenty four hours?
Speaker 2: Lost it? No way?
Speaker 3: Give me wait out back for a week's crazy, But
Speaker 3: I feel like you just go delirious and once the
Speaker 3: seven days is up, let's say you can you can
Speaker 3: you find.
Speaker 2: A bit of water? Lost at sea? Is that you're
Speaker 2: in a boat. That's what I'm thinking. If I'm just
Speaker 2: swimming for twenty four hours, that's fucked. I'll die after
Speaker 2: an hour. Ye out back alone for a week, like
Speaker 2: it's a long time, But I could maybe find, you know,
Speaker 2: a billabong water? What about a mirage?
Speaker 3: You'd see a lot of water and you walk over
Speaker 3: to it and it just never comes. That would be nightmare.
Speaker 3: I think remember that movie Rango Rango.
Speaker 2: I've seen that in a long time. Bro. I used
Speaker 2: to love that little man. But I think, as Johnny
Speaker 2: Depp too, I feel like Rango saw a mirage in
Speaker 2: that movie, and that's where I remember it. Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: let's do this one.
Speaker 3: Would you rather have your search history leaked? Or your
Speaker 3: last ten voice messages in public? Leak my search history?
Speaker 3: There's nothing to hide voice messages. I can get crazy,
Speaker 3: I can get wild. My last ten would be my
Speaker 3: last tenor tame. A lot of them are AFL fantasy related,
Speaker 3: because that's just kicked off. Good start from my boys
Speaker 3: as well. Yeah yeah, yeah, no failures last night, so
Speaker 3: I'm happy with that. But the search history, I've got
Speaker 3: nothing to hide the ten voice messages, they might be
Speaker 3: taken out of context.
Speaker 2: Context is important.
Speaker 3: If some of them are directed in a joking way
Speaker 3: to a friend and then that gets leaked, you know,
Speaker 3: that's cancelation.
Speaker 2: So yeah, sounds interesting.
Speaker 3: Would you rather have to fight Mike Tyson in his
Speaker 3: prime or run one hundred meters against Usain Bolt? But
Speaker 3: if you lose, you get slapped by the rock. I'll
Speaker 3: get slapped.
Speaker 2: I'd rather get slapped than get beaten up by Mike Tyson.
Speaker 2: Yeah for sure.
Speaker 3: All right, we've got a couple of superpower sci fi ones.
Speaker 3: Would you rather be able to pause time for only
Speaker 3: ten seconds at a time or rewind time but.
Speaker 2: By only one minute? Maybe re one by a minute
Speaker 2: and you can change imagine like last like you could
Speaker 2: win a lot of money, Yeah, like one hundred meters
Speaker 2: sprint winner. You know it would be funny.
Speaker 3: Let's say we take out the second option and you
Speaker 3: only get the first option, and you're at the races right,
Speaker 3: and there's ten seconds. You can pause it and you
Speaker 3: get ten seconds to evaluate where the horses are. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I like that, and then you're like, oh shit, let's
Speaker 3: go that one.
Speaker 2: I think it's going to win. That's good.
Speaker 3: Or you could pause it when there's oh because you
Speaker 3: need enough time to place.
Speaker 2: You can't place the bet with only ten seconds. That's
Speaker 2: the problem. The bets are suspended once the race starts.
Speaker 2: I'd do a minute and just like nail every close
Speaker 2: AFL game, every like imagine soccer, and then you can like, oh,
Speaker 2: last minute winner, you bet the winning You know that
Speaker 2: would be good. Bro. It's one of those games where
Speaker 2: a team kicks like two in a minute, so you
Speaker 2: would devad it in like the ninety eighth minute of
Speaker 2: a soccer game. Yeah, you're not a bet that late.
Speaker 2: I never have. I'm assuming live betting you'll probably call
Speaker 2: up and get it done calling up. Wait, but can
Speaker 2: you you get to go back a minute. You've got
Speaker 2: a minute to do the bet. They pick up very quick.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: True, live betting really feels like you're a punter, you know,
Speaker 2: when you're on the phone, like you give them a
Speaker 2: code ten dollars. I've done it a couple of times.
Speaker 2: It's fun, Bro, Saturday, it's fun. I might get the
Speaker 2: foot is good. Foot is good like momentum sport. If
Speaker 2: you can feel that early, you can get some good price.
Speaker 2: If someone jumped on Richmond last night, a lot of
Speaker 2: people probably would have once they kicked. I reckon once
Speaker 2: they kicked like the first one of the third quarter,
Speaker 2: people thinking I'll put ten on it. Yeah, have a flutter.
Speaker 3: Would you rather teleport anywhere in the world but always
Speaker 3: arrive naked? Or be able to fly but only at
Speaker 3: walking speed?
Speaker 2: Oh so you're just cruising. If you're flying live only
Speaker 2: at walking speed, that's slow. Man, anywhere in the world
Speaker 2: will always arrive. Maybe tell is what it is because
Speaker 2: you can just like have a backpack. Yeah, find some
Speaker 2: clothes quickly once I like I can have my spots
Speaker 2: where I teleport and then I'll just have you know,
Speaker 2: clothes they're ready to go for me.
Speaker 3: Bro, Yeah, because I was thinking, let's if we take
Speaker 3: that thing out that helps us, right, and you have
Speaker 3: to find somewhere to buy clothes that would be hard.
Speaker 2: They probably wouldn't let you go flying, but at walking
Speaker 2: speed is all right. I'm not really getting anywhere, but
Speaker 2: we have drones for that and they take faster. Let's
Speaker 2: just do the last few, deep and slightly disturbing. Would
Speaker 2: you rather always know when someone is lying to you?
Speaker 2: Or never be lied to again? But you can't lie either? Ah,
Speaker 2: never be lied to again, but you can't lie.
Speaker 3: Ignorance is bliss, Like I don't want to know when
Speaker 3: someone's lying to me all the time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, But.
Speaker 3: In general, that's probably the one you'd pick. Knowing when
Speaker 3: someone's lying.
Speaker 2: I probably picked that.
Speaker 3: Because never be lied to again, but you can't lie,
Speaker 3: though I don't need to lie. I might pick the
Speaker 3: second one.
Speaker 2: Actually. Would you rather relive the most embarrassing moment of
Speaker 2: your life every year or have a stranger narrate your
Speaker 2: every move in real time? Shoot one, I'm not doing that. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Would you rather never be able to listen to music?
Speaker 2: I've done that before. I've done that. All right, all right,
Speaker 2: that was good, espanol, espaniol. Let's do voice first.
Speaker 3: We'll quickly do the voice message because we've got a
Speaker 3: good one. Sent in from Willie Boy and then we
Speaker 3: can do Espanol to finish the episode. How do you
Speaker 3: say episode in Spanish?
Speaker 2: Do a little search for me episode while I play
Speaker 2: the intro to voice messages.
Speaker 1: We hope you're enjoying the Jamo and Dylan Show. It's
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Speaker 2: All right, and find anything episodio episode or episode nice.
Speaker 2: All right, This one has been sent in from a
Speaker 2: man named Will and it's pretty interesting.
Speaker 4: So I was listening to the Peter Crouch podcast like
Speaker 4: many years ago, and they were doing a search for
Speaker 4: the youngest person named Ian.
Speaker 2: They managed to find a newborn after months and months
Speaker 2: of asking the fans.
Speaker 4: So my idea is looking for the oldest person with
Speaker 4: a young name.
Speaker 2: So, for example, Declan.
Speaker 4: I was talking to my parents about it and I said, oh,
Speaker 4: surely there'd be no one named Declan over the age
Speaker 4: of maybe thirty thirty two. They had to think about it,
Speaker 4: and the first time they remember hearing the name was
Speaker 4: in the late eighties. So how old is the oldest Declan?
Speaker 4: How old is the oldest Jaden? Then you can get
Speaker 4: even more creative. How old is the oldest fucking Braxton?
Speaker 4: I don't know. His name is now very modern and
Speaker 4: very new, and you think, oh, surely, surely the oldest
Speaker 4: Jaden would be forty maximum.
Speaker 2: Imagine if there's a Jade now that it's fifty. Anyway,
Speaker 2: there's definitely a forty year old Jaden. Yeah, I don't
Speaker 2: know if there's a sixty year old Jaden.
Speaker 3: It's interesting how names evolve. I'd love to know. So
Speaker 3: we need to get like, how about this. We'll put
Speaker 3: this out there to you guys.
Speaker 2: What is the oldest young name and who's the oldest
Speaker 2: person you know with a young name?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, so yeah, think of like an uncle. Yeah, well,
Speaker 2: let's just go with Jaden then, right, is there a
Speaker 2: seventy year old Jaden? Let us know, do you have
Speaker 2: a granddad called Jaden? Probably not popular. I'll see what
Speaker 2: most popular? Like nineties boy names, Yeah, that's that, like
Speaker 2: Michael Christopher, these are still ye, they're ancient names. You
Speaker 2: that's very Prince Andrew Jacob Tyler, Yeah, that would have
Speaker 2: to that's a newer name, I feel Tyler.
Speaker 3: I've seen on like how to Catch Predator type videos.
Speaker 3: There's like Tyler's in their forties.
Speaker 2: Yep, I reckon, there's a seventy year old Tyler out there.
Speaker 2: That's where we're getting a bit like daring. Now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so guys, let us know what some of those
Speaker 3: names are and then we can revisit this next week.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and like, let us know in your family who's
Speaker 2: the oldest person with the young name.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and also send a photo of the person so
Speaker 3: we can get a visual because we like that.
Speaker 2: We love that. All right, let's do the Spanish stuff.
Speaker 2: She's very thankfully MEGS has sent this in. She's sent
Speaker 2: in a voice message and a few questions that we
Speaker 2: have to feel in the spaces. Okay, I like this,
Speaker 2: he said, Sorry for the background noise and possible chaos
Speaker 2: of that. That's all right, let's very good sea Yes
Speaker 2: classes the espanel. Okay, here we go. When I S. S. T.
Speaker 2: Gos codays, hope you are well. Revision went very well
Speaker 2: last week, thank you. I just want to correct pronunciation.
Speaker 2: I want to say it it's okay. So today we
Speaker 2: are learning how to say how to ask someone where
Speaker 2: they're from.
Speaker 3: So the first one is going to be the question.
Speaker 2: Is the don there it is they're on there.
Speaker 4: It is where are you from?
Speaker 2: They're on there? It is there, it is. That's a
Speaker 2: good one, easy. I like they don't there on their way.
Speaker 2: It is like a right area. I like that. They're
Speaker 2: on the ares And.
Speaker 3: You're gonna respond with, so there Australia.
Speaker 5: I'm from Australia, So there Australia. So there Australia. Australia,
Speaker 5: so there I'm from. They're on their areas. So there,
Speaker 5: Ye Australia, they're on their areas, so the Australia.
Speaker 2: I like this, or just make up whatever country you
Speaker 2: can pretend.
Speaker 5: You can do a different nationality up to you.
Speaker 2: You ask me, they're done there. It is the Canadia idea.
Speaker 2: It would be Canada, right, yeah, I don't mind Cannadia.
Speaker 2: Why not? I like that actually, So.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we can go between those two and then we
Speaker 3: can all ask where someone else is from.
Speaker 2: So it would be the don there s Porter Hambler,
Speaker 2: they're on there s Messy, Messy s, the.
Speaker 5: Argentina, etcetera, etcetera.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just think of some other examples or like you
Speaker 3: can answer, they're on there.
Speaker 2: S Ronaldo ronaldoes, the good luck nos vemos laproxyma astellawegoo.
Speaker 3: So let's roll with these ones at the end, so
Speaker 3: they're don there s so, where is so and so?
Speaker 3: So you can just drop the name at the end,
Speaker 3: so they're don there s Messi obviously talking about Lano.
Speaker 3: Messi is from Argentina, so messies there. And then the
Speaker 3: same with like her example of Ronaldo, so they're there
Speaker 3: s Ronaldo Ronaldo.
Speaker 2: I can't do that. Some days I can, some days
Speaker 2: I can't. Ronaldo as the Portugal. Yes there, Ronaldo as
Speaker 2: the Portugal.
Speaker 4: I like that. I like that.
Speaker 2: Some la Lord, the Victoria's victors, the Richmond what a
Speaker 2: game from the Young Boy?
Speaker 3: Game from the Boy Shades of Dustin Martin's.
Speaker 2: Talking about, go and take him to the tattoo parlor.
Speaker 2: Fill him out. It's just Dusty reincarnated. Bro. Get his
Speaker 2: arms done, a few on the thighs. David King was saying,
Speaker 2: and there you go, there's your Dusty. Give him number four.
Speaker 2: They should give him number four for next game. I
Speaker 2: love how he's done the hair the same as well. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's crazy. He's actually good too. Yeah. Just straighten the center,
Speaker 2: bounce to no introductory. Put him in there, bro, taking
Speaker 2: Mark's kicking goals and he was clutch. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 2: it wasn't thirty touches, but it was eighteen influential touches.
Speaker 3: Two influential goals, one from the goal square, but the
Speaker 3: other one was big good for the other one was dusty.
Speaker 2: It was you know, you've got to kick it low
Speaker 2: and hard. You have to kick it to get your
Speaker 2: team back in the game, and he made no mistake.
Speaker 2: A bunch of kids first games and they just run
Speaker 2: over Carlton. Oh I love a bunch of you know,
Speaker 2: I hate Carlton. I'm not a big Carton fan. They stink,
Speaker 2: stink so bad. Now they're in a downward spiral. Yeah,
Speaker 2: well they would be seventeenth on the ladder. Well done, lads.
Speaker 3: I'm just going to give you guys a little harmonica
Speaker 3: for five seconds to end the episode. But have a
Speaker 3: lovely week. I hope you all enjoy yourselves. We're certainly
Speaker 3: going to have a great weekend.
Speaker 2: It's going to be amazing. But yeah, enjoy your week.
Speaker 2: Hope work goes well and whatever you're doing is prosperous.