WEBVTT - We got BETRAYED by a FAMOUS British YouTuber - #267 0:00:01.760 --> 0:00:04.800 Welcome to Person number one podcast. You're listening to the 0:00:04.920 --> 0:00:06.200 Jamo and Dylan Show. 0:00:06.280 --> 0:00:08.959 Yeah, yeah, we're on the way that dance Bra little 0:00:08.960 --> 0:00:09.960 Man trip with before. 0:00:10.600 --> 0:00:12.760 Gooday, guys, and welcome back to another episode of The 0:00:12.840 --> 0:00:15.840 Jammo and Dylan Show. Another early morning for us deal, 0:00:15.880 --> 0:00:17.200 but we're up and we're ready to. 0:00:17.200 --> 0:00:19.800 Go, starting early, mate. It's a bit cooler as well. 0:00:20.000 --> 0:00:22.800 It's actually really nice, so a bit of a change 0:00:22.800 --> 0:00:26.000 of weather. We had lots of rain yesterday it was 0:00:26.040 --> 0:00:29.520 weird and now today, you know, waking up early. 0:00:29.560 --> 0:00:31.480 You and I speak about it. We don't do it often, 0:00:31.480 --> 0:00:34.080 but when we do, feel energized and it feels fresh 0:00:34.120 --> 0:00:37.720 when you walk outside and it's fresh air. The freshest 0:00:37.720 --> 0:00:39.640 of air comes because it rained a lot yesterday. What 0:00:39.720 --> 0:00:42.599 do you reckon like a five eight six six? Yeah, 0:00:42.600 --> 0:00:45.519 and then it's still crisp at seven Yeah chrisp. What 0:00:45.640 --> 0:00:48.080 a word? But yeah, as soon as it starts raining 0:00:48.120 --> 0:00:51.080 in perfect floods yep. Oh you know all I heard 0:00:51.080 --> 0:00:53.960 about at work yesterday. People come in, Oh it's you know, 0:00:54.000 --> 0:00:56.720 it's raining outside. You know, I waited ten minutes before 0:00:56.720 --> 0:00:58.720 I walked in here, Eve worked bro. The roads are 0:00:58.720 --> 0:01:02.560 flooded yeah, what's going on because we're not built for rain. 0:01:02.640 --> 0:01:05.480 We're not built for rain. Bro although for winter. 0:01:05.720 --> 0:01:10.280 Very interesting start. We get more rain than Melbourne does. 0:01:11.959 --> 0:01:13.240 Really it's shocking. 0:01:13.360 --> 0:01:16.640 It's probably just because there's so much colder that you 0:01:16.680 --> 0:01:18.960 would assume they'd get more rain. That's interesting, but I 0:01:19.040 --> 0:01:23.200 feel like when we get rain it comes against It's 0:01:23.240 --> 0:01:26.880 interesting we get more rain to Melbourne. 0:01:27.360 --> 0:01:29.080 A few things to talk about today. We're going to 0:01:29.120 --> 0:01:32.640 start off with an unfortunate thing that happened throughout the week. 0:01:33.760 --> 0:01:36.640 Highs and loads of this business. We got in contact with. 0:01:38.440 --> 0:01:41.000 Probably safe to say, a superstar in terms of size 0:01:41.040 --> 0:01:44.880 now yep, very relevant, very relevant. Played in the Side 0:01:44.920 --> 0:01:47.319 Men charity match. Do we drop the name or do 0:01:47.360 --> 0:01:47.880 we keep it? 0:01:48.120 --> 0:01:50.200 I don't If he gets yeah, we can say it. 0:01:50.840 --> 0:01:53.800 We just we DMed Max Fosh Mack Fosh. 0:01:54.000 --> 0:01:56.680 Funny bloke makes some good videos. I actually watched one 0:01:56.720 --> 0:02:00.200 of his videos the other day. It was living in 0:02:00.240 --> 0:02:03.240 a bowling alley until he has the perfect round. So 0:02:03.280 --> 0:02:07.400 you need ten perfect strikes and I think he got 0:02:07.480 --> 0:02:09.680 like maybe four or five in a row, and then 0:02:10.200 --> 0:02:12.320 after like a twenty four hour period, he was like, 0:02:12.360 --> 0:02:14.200 fuck it, I'm just going to use the thing where 0:02:14.200 --> 0:02:16.280 you drop the ball down the roll the kid one, 0:02:16.360 --> 0:02:18.440 So I thought that was cheating, honest. 0:02:18.240 --> 0:02:20.400 So he couldn't get it in. I guess it's hard. 0:02:20.320 --> 0:02:25.040 To gett so that was difficult. But yeah, it was 0:02:25.040 --> 0:02:27.240 actually disappointing to see that he went down that route. 0:02:27.280 --> 0:02:30.480 Did he end up getting it with the assisted thing, 0:02:30.560 --> 0:02:35.320 Yeah he did. And then yeah, we reached out to him, 0:02:35.440 --> 0:02:37.800 and obviously the time period in which we did so 0:02:38.040 --> 0:02:41.040 was very very busy for him, having played the Sideman 0:02:41.160 --> 0:02:45.120 charity match and then flying over here for some comedy shows. 0:02:45.160 --> 0:02:49.480 So I didn't even know that he was a comedian. 0:02:49.720 --> 0:02:54.240 I though he was just like a YouTuber. But it's interesting, 0:02:54.320 --> 0:02:56.000 like a lot of people can do that. They can 0:02:56.040 --> 0:02:58.720 do you know, media and then go into comedy. 0:02:58.760 --> 0:03:01.839 Does he stand up any good? Never seen it? Never 0:03:01.880 --> 0:03:02.240 seen it. 0:03:02.880 --> 0:03:05.400 And he actually said that he was going to get 0:03:05.440 --> 0:03:09.079 us two tickets to go and watch him perform, so 0:03:09.120 --> 0:03:11.120 we would never actually know if he was good because 0:03:11.120 --> 0:03:11.960 we never got those. 0:03:12.160 --> 0:03:14.440 Yeah, he just you know, he said yes initially to 0:03:14.520 --> 0:03:16.040 coming on the part. He said, I have a free 0:03:16.080 --> 0:03:17.960 day and you can come to the show, and gave 0:03:18.040 --> 0:03:19.840 us that day and said, yeah, let's do that one. 0:03:19.919 --> 0:03:23.360 We just didn't get a reply anymore. Nah, so fair 0:03:23.440 --> 0:03:23.919 enough man. 0:03:24.040 --> 0:03:25.720 We sent him a message and said hey man, can 0:03:25.760 --> 0:03:27.919 we do this time on this day and just. 0:03:27.919 --> 0:03:29.040 Never opened the message. 0:03:29.080 --> 0:03:32.080 So look, we completely understand he's busy. Don't go and 0:03:32.120 --> 0:03:34.880 send him any hate. It was just an unfortunate day, 0:03:35.040 --> 0:03:38.280 especially hearing nothing from the person. We've had this before, 0:03:39.640 --> 0:03:42.360 but it's just disappointing because there was early commitment. 0:03:42.600 --> 0:03:45.640 There was yep, let's do this day. I'm down and 0:03:45.640 --> 0:03:50.000 now he's in Melbourne and now he's skipped town, skipped 0:03:50.000 --> 0:03:53.760 down on us, ran away and left the check with us. 0:03:54.320 --> 0:03:57.520 But you know, these things happen, and it's part of 0:03:57.560 --> 0:03:59.600 the game, part of the sport. Yeah. 0:04:00.200 --> 0:04:02.119 A little blog out the other day and someone did 0:04:02.160 --> 0:04:05.840 guess Max Fosh because they're thin nice. Well, who else 0:04:05.880 --> 0:04:07.800 is in tour in Australia right now that played in 0:04:07.840 --> 0:04:12.120 the match. Someone said Lachlan that gamer guy. Yep, but 0:04:12.280 --> 0:04:15.240 he's Australian so I don't know. I think that was 0:04:15.240 --> 0:04:18.640 a ship guest to be honest, I guess. 0:04:18.440 --> 0:04:24.160 The main one is am I thinking of the FORTNIGHTE one. Yeah, 0:04:24.160 --> 0:04:26.120 but his name is Lachlan. Yeah, yeah, Like, what's his 0:04:26.279 --> 0:04:30.640 laser be different guy also Australian though, so I thought 0:04:30.680 --> 0:04:32.080 it was a shit guest because this. 0:04:32.000 --> 0:04:34.599 Guy is Australian. So why would he be coming to 0:04:34.640 --> 0:04:37.400 Perth to do a show from England? I don't know, 0:04:37.839 --> 0:04:40.919 bad guess. Anyway, We went for a nice Asian dinner 0:04:40.920 --> 0:04:42.400 and drinks last weekend, didn't. 0:04:42.200 --> 0:04:44.320 We We did. It was a good night out with friends, 0:04:44.520 --> 0:04:46.640 celebrating Frank's birthday. 0:04:46.680 --> 0:04:51.360 Frank's lucky chance and it was nice noodle bar in Perth. 0:04:52.520 --> 0:04:54.960 Second time i've been. I went with Grace to the 0:04:55.040 --> 0:04:58.840 rooftop bit, but we didn't actually get much food. Last 0:04:59.040 --> 0:05:01.320 rooftop Yeah, we wouldn't know. 0:05:01.279 --> 0:05:03.479 Would we know? We got stuck in the corner. 0:05:03.800 --> 0:05:07.040 So Frank obviously wanted the rooftop bit because it's probably 0:05:07.080 --> 0:05:07.599 the best part. 0:05:07.640 --> 0:05:09.640 There's a few of us, maybe twenty, I want to. 0:05:09.640 --> 0:05:14.040 Say, yeah, But it's a very compact venue and we 0:05:14.120 --> 0:05:17.159 had to fit what was it, maybe eighteen people. There 0:05:17.240 --> 0:05:19.880 was a lot onto this small table. It was quite 0:05:19.880 --> 0:05:23.800 a squeeze. There wasn't much eating room. But food was good. 0:05:24.200 --> 0:05:24.920 I enjoyed it. 0:05:25.400 --> 0:05:27.440 You enjoyed it. Yeah, food was good. Food was good. 0:05:27.920 --> 0:05:29.720 So that was a good venue. It's fun, a. 0:05:29.720 --> 0:05:32.279 Nice, solid night and a bit of a wholesome one, 0:05:32.360 --> 0:05:34.159 you know. Yeah, as you get a bit older, you 0:05:34.240 --> 0:05:37.520 go out for more dinners rather than getting written off. Yeah, exactly. 0:05:37.560 --> 0:05:40.560 It was quite but it was nice, you know. But 0:05:40.720 --> 0:05:43.040 you in life, you always have to have balanced, don't you. 0:05:43.360 --> 0:05:46.640 Even we're balancing it out tomorrow, balancing it out as 0:05:46.680 --> 0:05:48.640 should be good. It's like a seesaw, but the sea 0:05:48.640 --> 0:05:51.400 saws going down one way. A few late pullouts, but 0:05:51.520 --> 0:05:53.440 that's okay, that's part of the game as well. 0:05:53.520 --> 0:05:57.160 So so the context is AFL Round one. We love 0:05:57.200 --> 0:06:01.679 our AFL, as you guys know, has just begun, and 0:06:01.960 --> 0:06:05.280 we made basically an agreement as a group that we're 0:06:05.279 --> 0:06:08.160 all going to come together the first Saturday of footing. 0:06:08.480 --> 0:06:11.080 I want to say a month ago, at least three weeks. 0:06:11.160 --> 0:06:14.320 Let's say four weeks, just to be nice. So yeah, 0:06:14.360 --> 0:06:18.880 four weeks everyone basically said yeap. It was a natural 0:06:19.120 --> 0:06:24.000 mutual agreement yep. And then people just falling off, falling off, 0:06:24.200 --> 0:06:27.440 so that there's ten in our group and now it's six. Yep, 0:06:27.680 --> 0:06:30.239 six are going on Saturday. I'm still very excited. 0:06:30.480 --> 0:06:31.920 I still think it's going to be a lot of fun. 0:06:32.400 --> 0:06:34.960 There'll be a singles beer pong tournament, which would be 0:06:35.000 --> 0:06:37.560 good fun. Yep, and the footy will be on. 0:06:38.080 --> 0:06:40.640 Two games at four forty. I believe it'll just be 0:06:40.680 --> 0:06:44.080 a good night, very open at four tournament, watched the 0:06:44.160 --> 0:06:46.839 game and then we just see where the night takes us. 0:06:46.920 --> 0:06:49.200 Definitely, I would love to just go to a couple 0:06:49.160 --> 0:06:51.160 of little rooftop bars or something. 0:06:51.160 --> 0:06:53.960 I've been into that lately. It's good. The rooftop bars 0:06:53.960 --> 0:06:54.880 are a good vibe. 0:06:55.800 --> 0:06:58.479 Good friend of the show Siver always talks about atmospheric 0:06:58.560 --> 0:07:01.240 darts places. He will have a smoke that just feel 0:07:01.320 --> 0:07:05.719 like atmospheric and I don't smoke, but atmospheric drinks. 0:07:05.880 --> 0:07:09.680 Yeah. I imagine rooftop bars, don't they you smoke or 0:07:09.960 --> 0:07:12.280 there might be an area at some of them. Imagine 0:07:12.320 --> 0:07:14.760 if you could. That would be a good vibe. Bro 0:07:14.920 --> 0:07:18.680 a cigario, Yeah, cigars would be good. Good games on 0:07:18.720 --> 0:07:23.200 Saturday night, Western Bulldog's North Melbourne yeap, hopefully North. It'll 0:07:23.240 --> 0:07:24.680 be good to see if they're competitive. And then we've 0:07:24.680 --> 0:07:25.760 got collingwand. 0:07:25.280 --> 0:07:29.080 Port Yeah, Elite Game Elite, very excited for that. So 0:07:29.600 --> 0:07:31.880 we'll give you the update and the rundown on that. 0:07:33.200 --> 0:07:36.840 And Saturday morning. It is my team vers Rogs team 0:07:37.000 --> 0:07:40.360 for long. It's going to be a good game. Hopefully. 0:07:40.840 --> 0:07:43.560 We're missing a few players, which is an ideal our 0:07:43.600 --> 0:07:44.720 starboys shape bolder. 0:07:44.760 --> 0:07:47.240 Yeah, that's disappointing for you guys, but I'd. 0:07:47.120 --> 0:07:49.840 Rather us rest all these guys now and let them 0:07:49.840 --> 0:07:52.560 recover early in the season because we may need them 0:07:52.600 --> 0:07:54.120 in the back end if we get there. 0:07:54.680 --> 0:07:57.840 So at least the weather's you know, I mean, thirty 0:07:57.880 --> 0:07:59.600 six isn't the problem anyway. I don't know how the 0:07:59.640 --> 0:08:01.960 media acting like it is. It's thirty degrees. 0:08:02.240 --> 0:08:05.440 They've actually extended all of the breaks by an extra 0:08:05.440 --> 0:08:06.080 two minutes. 0:08:06.560 --> 0:08:09.239 It's literally I checked the weather is now thirty degrees 0:08:09.240 --> 0:08:12.080 on Saturday in Long Cloudy. Yeah. Even on the broke 0:08:12.200 --> 0:08:15.000 on the radio this morning, they're still saying thirty six. Yeah, 0:08:15.040 --> 0:08:17.320 but you've checked and I've checked this thirty degrees, so 0:08:17.360 --> 0:08:19.800 it's just a normal playing condition. Yeah. Like, I don't 0:08:19.840 --> 0:08:22.440 know why the vics are acting like it's like the 0:08:22.440 --> 0:08:25.960 hottest weather ever. Bro someer's just ended like it's not 0:08:26.480 --> 0:08:30.680 that it's not. I'm sure Geelong can plain thirty degree heat. 0:08:31.080 --> 0:08:34.040 I reckon they can maybe probably, but it's going to 0:08:34.120 --> 0:08:37.400 be an interesting game, good test for both teams. AND's 0:08:37.440 --> 0:08:38.360 been very chirpy. 0:08:38.720 --> 0:08:43.240 Oh, he's confident and he always is, like he's go Geelong, 0:08:43.360 --> 0:08:46.120 the team he supports, they always make fine time they've 0:08:46.160 --> 0:08:48.360 won of it. They never really have a dip, and 0:08:48.400 --> 0:08:49.920 if they do, they're back the next day. 0:08:50.080 --> 0:08:53.559 But even their dip, right, so when they don't make 0:08:53.600 --> 0:08:55.920 the eight in the last fifteen years, which is rare, 0:08:56.320 --> 0:08:59.040 they still win ten games, they still win. They're never 0:08:59.080 --> 0:09:02.800 bottom four, you know, always around the mark. You know, 0:09:02.840 --> 0:09:05.600 when they make finals, they're not out in the first round. Yeah, 0:09:05.640 --> 0:09:07.800 they usually make a prelim or at least a semi 0:09:07.920 --> 0:09:12.959 so he can be confident. It's fair enough. But my god, 0:09:13.000 --> 0:09:14.360 he plays on it, doesn't he. 0:09:14.480 --> 0:09:17.040 Yeah, And look, I'm not naturally a lippy person, but 0:09:18.280 --> 0:09:20.080 I think I'll have to give him some back from 0:09:20.120 --> 0:09:21.800 what he's given to us in the preseason. 0:09:22.360 --> 0:09:25.959 He's given Adelaide a couple jabs. You get him banned. 0:09:25.960 --> 0:09:27.200 I reported him the other day. 0:09:27.360 --> 0:09:30.160 We banned rog from or we got rog band from 0:09:30.240 --> 0:09:33.880 Facebook once. You were reporting him for months on ends. Yep, 0:09:34.120 --> 0:09:35.560 you did the same with Rambow two. 0:09:35.640 --> 0:09:37.040 Yeah, his accounts on the air Jay. 0:09:38.400 --> 0:09:40.680 So, yeah, that was interesting, and then we have to 0:09:40.679 --> 0:09:42.840 talk to Rog on like Snapchat or Instagram. 0:09:42.920 --> 0:09:45.040 We just need to beat the cats. You guys usually 0:09:45.040 --> 0:09:48.360 play well against them, Yeah, we usually don't. Last season 0:09:48.400 --> 0:09:50.240 we did, but we still couldn't win. That's the problem. 0:09:50.320 --> 0:09:53.240 We play him in round five. Yeah. 0:09:53.280 --> 0:09:56.360 The thing that hurts though is let's say we beat them, 0:09:56.360 --> 0:09:58.920 and you beat them, he will always just hold on 0:09:58.960 --> 0:10:00.720 to the fact that they're so successful. 0:10:00.760 --> 0:10:03.720 Yeah, like, yeah, exactly. You need to win a flag 0:10:03.800 --> 0:10:07.520 to really talk against and that's the problem. Like, and 0:10:07.600 --> 0:10:10.079 even then, bro, he can say, well, okay, you've won one. 0:10:10.120 --> 0:10:13.360 How about some sustained success? Yeah you go, okay, So 0:10:13.400 --> 0:10:15.440 it's about it. We're about ten years away. We'll be 0:10:15.480 --> 0:10:19.679 a prick for life. Surely, do Youlong like a due 0:10:20.120 --> 0:10:22.520 to be bad. I know they've been good forever, but 0:10:22.600 --> 0:10:25.480 before that, they didn't win a flag for forty years 0:10:25.559 --> 0:10:25.800 or something. 0:10:25.840 --> 0:10:30.040 I'm thinking maybe when Chris Scott decides to finally go yeah, 0:10:30.240 --> 0:10:32.280 he does seem to be a master mind, needs to 0:10:32.320 --> 0:10:35.000 fuck off. Oh I've actually I got a little story 0:10:35.040 --> 0:10:36.960 I can tell. So the other day I went to 0:10:37.200 --> 0:10:40.199 kick the footy with Rog beautiful night. It was a 0:10:40.240 --> 0:10:41.280 stinking hot. 0:10:41.120 --> 0:10:41.720 Humid day. 0:10:42.080 --> 0:10:45.319 But the time we went, everything just came into line 0:10:45.360 --> 0:10:47.680 and like it was a sunset and it was just 0:10:47.840 --> 0:10:50.199 nice weather and we're in the shade. It was beautiful. 0:10:50.880 --> 0:10:55.000 As we were walking out onto the ground, like we 0:10:55.000 --> 0:10:57.320 were wearing our boots because you know, you're a train 0:10:57.440 --> 0:11:00.640 like you play. And there was this old bloke who 0:11:00.679 --> 0:11:03.439 would be in his seventies and a young guy around 0:11:03.520 --> 0:11:07.360 our age. The young guy was obviously about to train, 0:11:07.520 --> 0:11:09.400 so he was just getting there a bit early talking 0:11:09.440 --> 0:11:09.679 to this. 0:11:09.679 --> 0:11:11.280 Older bloke getting the wisdom. 0:11:11.440 --> 0:11:13.440 Yeah, And I don't know what the older bloke like, 0:11:13.760 --> 0:11:16.839 he must have been involved with the club in some capacity. 0:11:17.080 --> 0:11:20.640 I think maybe he's just been around the area for 0:11:20.679 --> 0:11:23.400 a long time and takes interest, or maybe he is 0:11:23.760 --> 0:11:26.960 on the board or something. So we walk past and 0:11:27.000 --> 0:11:29.280 we actually don't have a footy in our hand because 0:11:29.440 --> 0:11:31.760 I sillily left it in the car. 0:11:32.160 --> 0:11:33.880 So I had like a bag. 0:11:33.679 --> 0:11:35.840 With heaps of stuff in it that I thought we 0:11:35.920 --> 0:11:38.280 might need, and then I left the footy in the car, 0:11:38.360 --> 0:11:40.839 so we have had to walk back past. He's heard 0:11:40.880 --> 0:11:43.600 the click clack of our boots on the concrete, came 0:11:43.679 --> 0:11:45.960 over and said, you boys, you want you want to 0:11:45.960 --> 0:11:49.400 play footy this year and we go nah, like we're 0:11:49.440 --> 0:11:52.320 just having a little kick. We're not interested. Instantly we 0:11:52.400 --> 0:11:55.760 say our intentions, we don't want to play this year, 0:11:55.800 --> 0:11:59.880 we're just having fun. He doubles down. We need young talent, 0:12:00.160 --> 0:12:02.080 we need I haven't even seen your kick, but we 0:12:02.120 --> 0:12:04.720 need numbers and we're bound to win a flag this year, 0:12:05.280 --> 0:12:08.840 so I flag. So he starts feeding us this dream 0:12:08.920 --> 0:12:11.440 of like he goes it normally takes three or four 0:12:11.520 --> 0:12:14.480 years to build a flag winning team, but we've been 0:12:14.480 --> 0:12:15.840 doing it and we're ready this year. 0:12:16.160 --> 0:12:18.520 So you could join this year and win a flag. 0:12:18.679 --> 0:12:20.840 He's just trying to sell this dream, but he was 0:12:20.920 --> 0:12:22.959 mumbling and he was almost going to have a stroke. 0:12:23.120 --> 0:12:26.040 Was this for Maddington Maddington Bulls. Are they any good? 0:12:26.720 --> 0:12:26.800 No? 0:12:27.120 --> 0:12:30.320 So once upon a time, maybe a decade ago, they 0:12:30.400 --> 0:12:33.080 were in like B division, which is quite high in Perth. 0:12:34.320 --> 0:12:37.360 They had like Daniel Kerr come down and play for them. 0:12:37.679 --> 0:12:40.880 They'd have like, you know, decent crowds come down and 0:12:40.920 --> 0:12:43.200 I remember those glory days and that they're not my 0:12:43.320 --> 0:12:45.440 local team, Like they're local to where I live, but 0:12:45.520 --> 0:12:47.719 not my local team. Yeah yeah, but I would take 0:12:47.760 --> 0:12:51.439 interest just because they had they were doing well. Anyway, 0:12:51.640 --> 0:12:54.240 they've just fallen down and lost everything they've. 0:12:54.120 --> 0:12:56.080 Ever had, so now they're just bottom of the barrel, 0:12:56.120 --> 0:12:56.600 bottom of. 0:12:56.520 --> 0:12:59.760 The barrel, really load division. And this guy was just 0:13:00.120 --> 0:13:02.240 selling us this dream you can win a flag and 0:13:02.280 --> 0:13:03.480 it's only going to take. 0:13:03.360 --> 0:13:04.800 One season, so he believes in it. 0:13:05.000 --> 0:13:07.319 Yeah, but I also think that he's just trying to 0:13:07.320 --> 0:13:10.880 get numbers, because the truth came out when we walked 0:13:10.880 --> 0:13:13.640 back past and it hit about six o'clock and training 0:13:13.720 --> 0:13:18.800 was starting, and I'll just see about four blokes walk 0:13:18.800 --> 0:13:21.640 out the change rooms and I'm thinking, maybe it's like 0:13:21.679 --> 0:13:24.320 an extras night, like it's not a proper training session. 0:13:24.760 --> 0:13:27.280 Two more guys come out the change rooms. Six people 0:13:27.360 --> 0:13:33.760 training bo six people trains people. The guy in that 0:13:34.000 --> 0:13:37.000 conversation that went for about five minutes, he also mentioned 0:13:37.720 --> 0:13:40.960 we need a league team and reserves team to climb 0:13:40.960 --> 0:13:44.200 back up the tables, like you need two teams to progress, 0:13:44.600 --> 0:13:47.120 and he said that they're struggling for numbers, and it 0:13:47.160 --> 0:13:51.160 was clear six people split between two teams. Yeah, so 0:13:51.520 --> 0:13:53.760 they're not winning a desperate Well, he hadn't even seen 0:13:53.840 --> 0:13:54.720 us kick a football. 0:13:55.080 --> 0:13:56.400 But I was saying to Rog. 0:13:56.520 --> 0:13:58.960 It felt like we were in a movie where you 0:13:59.040 --> 0:14:01.199 just go down to the park and you get scouted 0:14:01.240 --> 0:14:02.679 and then you have eternal glory. 0:14:02.800 --> 0:14:05.640 Yeah yeah, yeah, so it felt like we're in a movie, 0:14:05.640 --> 0:14:07.400 but we didn't want to be a part of it. Yep. 0:14:07.880 --> 0:14:10.960 So we actually there's one set of goals down there 0:14:11.000 --> 0:14:13.120 at the moment until the council puts in the others 0:14:13.360 --> 0:14:15.160 and we had to walk down the other end of 0:14:15.160 --> 0:14:16.559 the field because. 0:14:16.240 --> 0:14:17.960 We didn't want to be anywhere near that. He didn't 0:14:17.960 --> 0:14:20.120 want to give him an idea, but yeah, we also 0:14:20.160 --> 0:14:20.840 didn't want him. 0:14:20.880 --> 0:14:23.960 And he was watching us with an eagle eye, watching 0:14:24.080 --> 0:14:25.480 us from one hundred meters away. 0:14:25.520 --> 0:14:27.880 Now give you fifty bucks a game. Yeah, man, I'd 0:14:27.920 --> 0:14:31.520 be in to be honest. Oh well, but it's crazy. 0:14:31.520 --> 0:14:34.560 That was good fun though, Like, and Rog wasn't. 0:14:35.320 --> 0:14:37.200 I was trying to just say, nut, we're not interested, 0:14:37.240 --> 0:14:38.760 and then I was I didn't want to walk back 0:14:38.800 --> 0:14:41.360 past them to entertain it because this guy was desperately 0:14:41.360 --> 0:14:43.520 in So Rog was like, oh, we'll just walk back 0:14:43.520 --> 0:14:45.280 past them again, like they're not going to say anything. 0:14:46.840 --> 0:14:49.680 They didn't like the attention. Bro, I don't know. 0:14:50.880 --> 0:14:54.440 Rog's not playing though he's Adam footy for him anymore. Nah, 0:14:54.480 --> 0:14:58.200 I think he's done. Boots hung up physio cream in 0:14:58.240 --> 0:14:58.880 his hands. 0:14:59.360 --> 0:15:02.320 I guess he did. I'm back from an ACL didn't he. Yeah, 0:15:02.320 --> 0:15:05.200 he's ready to go, but self healed as well. Yeah, 0:15:05.240 --> 0:15:07.680 I rate it. I really rate that has the tool 0:15:07.720 --> 0:15:08.320 from him. You know. 0:15:10.440 --> 0:15:14.160 Skydive talked to my boy General. We're locked in for 0:15:14.240 --> 0:15:20.400 his birthday. So twenty first birthday April. It's a two 0:15:20.440 --> 0:15:22.280 and a half hour drive to Duri and Bay. 0:15:22.720 --> 0:15:25.360 Oh true, So it'll be an early morning. What time 0:15:25.480 --> 0:15:28.080 is the jump? We're booking it. 0:15:28.840 --> 0:15:32.040 Today or tomorrow, but there's sessions all day up until 0:15:32.120 --> 0:15:35.920 like one or something, so I'm thinking like at ten 0:15:35.960 --> 0:15:38.920 am maybe yep, get up at six, make the drive 0:15:39.480 --> 0:15:42.200 something like that. I'm not a nice early riser, but 0:15:42.600 --> 0:15:46.520 for an occasion I can do it. So Yeah, Jacob, 0:15:46.520 --> 0:15:50.320 who was flirting with the idea, my old colleague, he 0:15:50.480 --> 0:15:55.720 financially can't do it at the moment, Okay, Lowell Poor, I. 0:15:55.680 --> 0:15:57.360 Couldn't either if I had to favor. 0:15:58.960 --> 0:15:59.120 Yeah. 0:15:59.240 --> 0:16:01.920 General, and he's also going to be filming it, which 0:16:01.920 --> 0:16:03.760 is great, So it's going to be a good day. 0:16:04.320 --> 0:16:07.440 He excited. I think so. I haven't spoken to him 0:16:07.440 --> 0:16:08.560 about the emotions of it. 0:16:08.680 --> 0:16:11.480 He's probably a bit nervous, but that's but he's also 0:16:11.840 --> 0:16:14.480 he knows Mason Ewan because he's a skater. 0:16:14.840 --> 0:16:16.920 Okay, I've seen a couple of clips of general. 0:16:17.040 --> 0:16:20.320 He looks like a fairly good skater, and I can't 0:16:20.360 --> 0:16:21.960 skate my life. 0:16:22.000 --> 0:16:25.520 I've never skated before, only like very rarely, you know. 0:16:25.800 --> 0:16:29.360 Yeah, So as this is coming up, we're about three 0:16:29.400 --> 0:16:32.880 and a half weeks away from the jump, and nerves 0:16:32.880 --> 0:16:34.200 haven't really quite set in. 0:16:34.320 --> 0:16:36.680 I'm sure like it coming up probably like the day, yeah, 0:16:36.760 --> 0:16:38.920 maybe a couple of days before, yeah, the day of. 0:16:39.160 --> 0:16:40.720 So what I've gone out of my way to do 0:16:41.160 --> 0:16:44.840 is I've asked chat GPT for pros and cons of skydiving. 0:16:44.880 --> 0:16:46.520 So let's run through a few of these and see 0:16:46.520 --> 0:16:51.080 how scared I get. Pros Adrenaline rush yep, awesome, right, 0:16:51.080 --> 0:16:54.840 fact conquering fear so yeah, I wouldn't say, like, fear 0:16:54.840 --> 0:16:58.840 of heights isn't my biggest fear, no way, But jumping 0:16:58.920 --> 0:17:02.160 out of a plane a different ball game, yeap. Unreal 0:17:02.240 --> 0:17:07.080 views yep, that's cool, bucket list yep, that's cool. Sense 0:17:07.119 --> 0:17:10.680 of accomplishment you feel like a legend after doing it. Yep, 0:17:11.160 --> 0:17:14.080 and surprisingly safe, so that is awesome. 0:17:14.119 --> 0:17:15.760 It does have a low rate. See I looked up 0:17:15.760 --> 0:17:18.520 the death rate of it yep, and the USA stats 0:17:18.560 --> 0:17:25.440 the USA similar Paris Parachute Association USPA there were ten 0:17:25.520 --> 0:17:29.440 skydiving fatalities out of approximately three point sixty five million 0:17:29.520 --> 0:17:30.840 jumps in twenty twenty three. 0:17:30.920 --> 0:17:31.120 Yeah. 0:17:31.200 --> 0:17:34.920 Nice. So it's a skydiving fatality rate of zero point 0:17:35.000 --> 0:17:39.200 seven per one hundred thousand, very low, pretty good odds. Yeah, 0:17:39.200 --> 0:17:39.640 pretty good. 0:17:39.640 --> 0:17:40.880 I don't want to be a part of the zero 0:17:40.880 --> 0:17:45.280 point seven. Now let's go into the cons expensive. 0:17:46.119 --> 0:17:49.520 Yes, it is a gift, so luckily it doesn't matter. 0:17:49.640 --> 0:17:54.680 General has to deal with that though, jeenfro scary as hell. Fair, 0:17:55.119 --> 0:18:01.200 that's okay. Risk factor while rare accidents can happen. Yeah, death, Yeah, paralyzed. 0:18:01.359 --> 0:18:02.879 So this is what I was saying to you just 0:18:02.920 --> 0:18:06.400 before we recorded what if? So, I'm pretty sure they 0:18:06.440 --> 0:18:08.920 teach you how to do an emergency Yep. 0:18:09.640 --> 0:18:14.400 What do they call it? Deployment of the I don't 0:18:14.400 --> 0:18:16.399 even know what is it? Parachute? 0:18:16.480 --> 0:18:19.159 Yeah, the deployment of the parachute can I assume be 0:18:19.200 --> 0:18:19.679 done by me? 0:18:19.720 --> 0:18:22.320 If something goes wrong with and then you've got to 0:18:23.280 --> 0:18:24.040 guide yourself. 0:18:24.200 --> 0:18:26.719 Yeah, yeah, yeah, well I don't honestly, I don't care 0:18:26.760 --> 0:18:27.120 where I. 0:18:27.119 --> 0:18:30.639 Land, even if I land, or water. Even if I land. 0:18:32.680 --> 0:18:35.919 Water probably to be safe, but then you fear you're 0:18:35.960 --> 0:18:37.680 about you don't want to get water out there. 0:18:37.760 --> 0:18:40.200 But it's also like a couple of sharks lightly. 0:18:40.200 --> 0:18:42.000 Jury and bay as well. There's a few sharks up 0:18:42.080 --> 0:18:46.560 that way. So yeah, I'm a little bit worried about that. 0:18:46.680 --> 0:18:51.879 What if the guy who's on my back passes out. 0:18:52.280 --> 0:18:55.199 They're probably passed out proof has a heart attack. That 0:18:55.280 --> 0:18:58.080 could happen, but they're built different to do that. As 0:18:58.240 --> 0:19:00.600 he's doing jumps every day. 0:19:00.280 --> 0:19:03.399