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Speaker 1: This is the Fitzy and Whipper with Kate Richie podcast. Now,

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Speaker 1: before we get into the thick of the recap, I

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Speaker 1: need to let you know you need to stick around

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Speaker 1: till the end because we've officially broken the record for

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Speaker 1: the longest out of context Kate ever, I don't know

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Speaker 1: what was in the water this week.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, husband's coming, but Kate could not stop putting her

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Speaker 2: foot in it.

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Speaker 3: Why don't you come home with me so you can

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Speaker 3: get it all.

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Speaker 1: But before we get to that, Monday morning saw Whipper

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Speaker 1: dancing around the subject of so he cracked out a

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Speaker 1: thesaurus to get through the story. The fecal matter in

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Speaker 1: our swimming spots, Ryan Janes, our BONDI cigar knocks you

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Speaker 1: or these?

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Speaker 2: Have I ever been hit in.

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Speaker 4: The face with a floating log highly likely to come

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Speaker 4: across a floater?

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Speaker 2: Pooh, Let's see.

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Speaker 4: How many more you can get into.

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Speaker 2: Has he done blind moer?

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Speaker 1: No, In fact, he didn't, Tom Patty, but thanks for

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Speaker 1: reminding him. Somehow, Whipper had so many words for that

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Speaker 1: name a turd after a turn get Fitzy could not

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Speaker 1: get this one word.

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Speaker 2: Out the.

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Speaker 1: Right.

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Speaker 5: Disassociatives, shape, disassociatives, dissociated.

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Speaker 2: It's quite fitting. That's what I'm trying to go on screen,

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Speaker 2: dissociate myself from this show.

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Speaker 1: So since nobody seemed to get it right, here's Daniel

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Speaker 1: John's with the real pronunciation. See not that hard. This week,

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Speaker 1: well up a chair. Kate had some pretty frank fashion

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Speaker 1: advice for the guys.

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Speaker 3: I have a list of things that you're wearing that

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Speaker 3: we don't like. Ill fitting tires, skinny jeans.

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Speaker 2: We had a good run, didn't we. Baggy jim shorts.

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Speaker 2: Do not wear them. Apparently they repulse the lady.

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Speaker 1: Okay, but we'd recommend taking that advice with a grain

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Speaker 1: of salt.

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Speaker 3: The thing is, wear what you want. The best thing

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Speaker 3: a man can wear is a nod and a smile.

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Speaker 2: And good news everyone.

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Speaker 1: The King of the man Children, Whipper, has finally found

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Speaker 1: a solution to one of his biggest problems.

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Speaker 2: Chawls around the house. Gone and bought a game called

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Speaker 2: fair Play. It's a deck of cards. You take a

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Speaker 2: card off the top. Whatever task is on that card

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Speaker 2: has then assigned to you.

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Speaker 1: Cleaning bathroom, scrub the shower, groceries, white kitchen surfaces.

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Speaker 4: So much entertainment for the Whip fleas when they get

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Speaker 4: their three cleaners to sit down and play it.

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Speaker 2: The dusting him.

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Speaker 1: Guy Sebastian joined the show this week to talk about

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Speaker 1: his brand new song.

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Speaker 2: It's called the Keys and that's why You're home the King.

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Speaker 2: Welcome Guy Sebastian. Is it about beautiful jewels?

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Speaker 4: It is about beautiful jewels.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, And FITZI did ask him a pretty leading question.

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Speaker 2: Guy, This is a deep question. But is there an

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Speaker 2: age do you think that you get to where you

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Speaker 2: mature and go, oh my gosh, jewels is been there.

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Speaker 2: I was young, made stupid decisions at certain points. She

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Speaker 2: was with me the whole time. She's known me at

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Speaker 2: my best and my worst, and then you go, I

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Speaker 2: need to show her how much I do love her,

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Speaker 2: nah Na.

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Speaker 1: And since the guys didn't feel like doing their job

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Speaker 1: that day, can you introduce your brand new song?

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Speaker 2: Of course I can.

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Speaker 1: They just got guys to do it for them here

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Speaker 1: on Fitzy with k Thanks to Shell already express this

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Speaker 1: guy Sebastian.

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Speaker 2: With the Keys. Now, I don't want to say that

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Speaker 2: he did a better job than you.

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Speaker 1: Guys, but now I break my heart's done.

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Speaker 2: I think that speaks for itself.

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Speaker 1: It wasn't the only one swearing on air this week,

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Speaker 1: after the Lovely Helen won some sweet seats to Lady Gaga.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I can't believe it.

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Speaker 1: Really, she got so excited that she bumps the keypat

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Speaker 1: on her phone.

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Speaker 2: Every morning. But it sure did sound like something else.

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Speaker 2: What do you do every morning? Let's see that back.

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Speaker 1: And the guys were so tickled by that that it

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Speaker 1: threw them off for the rest of the show.

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Speaker 2: Another craw.

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Speaker 4: No, I am not that type of person to do that.

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Speaker 4: It's more chances. Next way to do that? Mind next week?

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Speaker 2: All week it's Monday. I hate to break a dish

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Speaker 2: out children.

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Speaker 1: And just when you thought that they'd clean themselves up

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Speaker 1: and have a chat about eye surgery.

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Speaker 2: Is he an eye doctor?

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Speaker 1: He's an ophthalmologist, Fitz He drops back in with this is.

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Speaker 2: A very talented ice surgeon, Tommy.

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Speaker 4: He had to get your eyes checked out when you

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Speaker 4: went to the proptologist's.

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Speaker 3: Well, yeah, tell you what, never seen anything like.

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Speaker 2: It with a brown eye, a real horn. Wash your

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Speaker 2: hands before the next guy.

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Speaker 1: Now, we might as well keep that theme running because,

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Speaker 1: as I mentioned at the start, it's time for us

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Speaker 1: to get into this out of context, Kate.

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Speaker 2: It was a bit hot over the weekend, so it's

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Speaker 2: got a bit sweaty. No one wants to.

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Speaker 3: Eat sweaty cake. It's usually in the length and the width,

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Speaker 3: crop dusting the crowd, not knowing who it's wafting over.

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Speaker 2: You got to get in there, You've got to get

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Speaker 2: in there, get in there.

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Speaker 3: I mean, who needs a little cowboy quick to get

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Speaker 3: to the gay times? Well this do you have fish

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Speaker 3: fingers in? Who do you think puts their fingers where

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Speaker 3: they're not meant to go?

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Speaker 2: It was absolutely shafted out of context, Kate. I'm snitch.

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Speaker 2: See you guys next week if it's in Whipper with Kate.

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