Speaker 1: Good morning Melbourne, wakey, wakey, started morning the right away.
Speaker 2: Great, gonna be a good day.
Speaker 3: This is Jason Lauren.
Speaker 4: Good morning everybody, and happy Friday morning.
Speaker 2: We are so close to the weekend.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, bring it?
Speaker 4: Bring how's up?
Speaker 2: Excuse me?
Speaker 5: How's that? Hey? You were in the white, the beige,
Speaker 5: the ivory or the cream today.
Speaker 4: Wasn't that a good track?
Speaker 6: You?
Speaker 5: Okay?
Speaker 2: What does that mean?
Speaker 4: It's it's Ashes day, Lauren.
Speaker 2: I thought the Ashes started on Boxing Down.
Speaker 6: I thought it was only one Yeah.
Speaker 1: Was to scrape your partners off the couch. Because it's
Speaker 1: beginning today.
Speaker 2: With the Twitter in Australia in person.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, tell me they do it at the new
Speaker 5: Stadium now right.
Speaker 4: Yeah they do the stadium. It's dropping pitch.
Speaker 2: Yeah wow, I can't wait.
Speaker 1: Guys, not the Whacker do they Whacker down or the
Speaker 1: Adelaide or the s CG.
Speaker 4: Doesn't matter, Yeah, because down in Australia.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, I remember that.
Speaker 5: Don't get canceled now, surely absolutely.
Speaker 7: One way, the MCG or THEG or I remember Birmingham
Speaker 7: was his name, and yeah, he would be he's going
Speaker 7: to ground album?
Speaker 4: Oh yes, I would drive around the.
Speaker 5: Yeah would have you Walk? It was like a green cassette.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I knew nothing.
Speaker 5: About cricket, but god, I could tell you that take
Speaker 5: off my Heart is the best?
Speaker 2: Was there one where they was? There was one where
Speaker 2: they spelled out marvelous.
Speaker 3: Us?
Speaker 4: It really is?
Speaker 2: Can we play that?
Speaker 4: Is that our lights on signal?
Speaker 2: Kids don't know?
Speaker 3: Kids?
Speaker 5: Are you?
Speaker 2: No? No, we're not doing that.
Speaker 1: The lights on news about the cricket being in per is.
Speaker 1: The time difference is such that it will go well
Speaker 1: into the evenings, so we'll be watching it all afternoon
Speaker 1: and all night as well.
Speaker 2: Well, if I wasn't excited before.
Speaker 4: We're going a huge show coming up today.
Speaker 5: Comedian Jack Whitehall is going to be joining us on
Speaker 5: the He's going to brand new.
Speaker 2: Show being funny in this show.
Speaker 6: I just watched the trailer and oh god, that's what
Speaker 6: I'm going to watch on the weekends.
Speaker 2: Chack Whitehall's new show. Yeah, he's a hot many he is.
Speaker 2: He a man.
Speaker 4: You're right though he does play very different me.
Speaker 5: It's comedies and this is not that he starting a movie.
Speaker 5: I think it was The Jungle Book with the Rock
Speaker 5: and he was recently talking about how when the movie wrapped.
Speaker 5: They gave gifts.
Speaker 8: When we worked together. His wrap gift to his stunt
Speaker 8: double was a car. This is the rhting of a truck.
Speaker 8: Literally on set, gathered everyone around and gave Tanaway, who
Speaker 8: is his stunt double, handed him some keys and then
Speaker 8: pointed his truck and gave him his truck, which was insane.
Speaker 8: The guy started crying. I was stood next to my
Speaker 8: stunt double. I brought him a candle.
Speaker 2: I love Jack Whitehall.
Speaker 5: He is he is coming up plus thousand dollars to
Speaker 5: go nice and early in the next twenty minutes. And
Speaker 5: then we do five K questions seven o'clock and eight o'clock.
Speaker 5: Let's go.
Speaker 2: Oh, and the cricket's coming.
Speaker 4: This is No. One hundred.
Speaker 6: My gosh, Clint, it's your first weekend off.
Speaker 4: Oh, here we go Friday.
Speaker 5: Normally you go to the AIRPORTO.
Speaker 2: Yeah, at nine oh one after the show.
Speaker 6: The world is your oyster because you finished Weekend Today
Speaker 6: Show last weekend, so you've got your weekends back.
Speaker 2: Do you believe it?
Speaker 5: It was an emotional scene saying goodbye to the valet
Speaker 5: crew at the airport.
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, I'll still use them at times.
Speaker 2: Oh will you? He's going to pretend you're still working
Speaker 2: just so you can get.
Speaker 4: Your free valet is getting checked up. It's going to
Speaker 4: be very different. I might wake up and watch the
Speaker 4: weekend Today.
Speaker 2: Show who's hosting instead of you?
Speaker 4: This week it was Ali Petrowski will be there.
Speaker 6: It's very I don't know when.
Speaker 2: They wheel in the new people that they're driveling.
Speaker 6: Do you know that Michael Whip Flee Whipper from Nover Sydney.
Speaker 4: He's going to be today.
Speaker 5: Crazy just spoke to the un If you can't speak
Speaker 5: of the un TI he has s.
Speaker 2: Spoke to you about it the other day. I said,
Speaker 2: how are you feeling?
Speaker 4: And he goes a big neck.
Speaker 6: He's not great at eating, so he said he's just
Speaker 6: going to free range it. And I'm like, he goes,
Speaker 6: I'll just look at the key words. I was like, Mike,
Speaker 6: Michael part of its new so you can't just make
Speaker 6: it up for him.
Speaker 5: I just hope there's no big overseas terrorst situation. You
Speaker 5: know what I mean, You don't breaking doesn't die.
Speaker 4: I had when I Lizzi on your we had Lizzie
Speaker 4: and we also had.
Speaker 1: Trump was shot eight o'clock in the morning on our
Speaker 1: on our show.
Speaker 4: So we broke and we didn't take a commercial break
Speaker 4: for two hours.
Speaker 2: What are they going to do with whips hosting and
Speaker 2: something like that happens?
Speaker 5: Did shots this morning?
Speaker 2: Free range?
Speaker 1: I'm just going to make it up as sure he's
Speaker 1: got a capable co host with him.
Speaker 6: Not sure, hopefully hopefully someone nice, hopefully to help him.
Speaker 2: Out two hours, guide him through, but I doubt it.
Speaker 5: No commercials.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was like and we had no idea where
Speaker 1: we're going next. It was sort of just communicated on
Speaker 1: the run through your ear and is.
Speaker 4: It true your.
Speaker 2: The Queen's husband and Prince Philip, Philip phil the Greek.
Speaker 6: I was on it for that one, and I to
Speaker 6: they just threw to me for random weather crosses when
Speaker 6: they had to fill gaps because a guest hadn't turned up,
Speaker 6: Because it just is a bit.
Speaker 4: Like did you have to change into the black?
Speaker 1: They?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know.
Speaker 6: They made me stand in front of the Sydney Harbor
Speaker 6: Bridge with the flag half mast, and every now and
Speaker 6: then they go, he's Lauren for a weather update, And
Speaker 6: the only thing I could say was, as you can
Speaker 6: see the flag is half mass behind it.
Speaker 5: They should have done the old the sun shining through
Speaker 5: the clouds and they're looking down as the heaven's open.
Speaker 5: Here's your here's your tops.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that rolling coverage is hardcore, isn't it?
Speaker 9: Now?
Speaker 5: Is it true? Yeah, you're like a young producer just
Speaker 5: happened to see it in a monitor in the control room.
Speaker 5: That's right.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, it's just out of the corner there, right
Speaker 6: when Donald Trump got shot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so there's there's a producer who is a dedicated
Speaker 1: sort of overseas news foreign news producer, and he was
Speaker 1: watching it must have been the coverage of CNN or
Speaker 1: something similar, and just out of the corner of his eye,
Speaker 1: he just he clocked it.
Speaker 4: He's like, we must do rolling coverage.
Speaker 2: Well, oh that's a big day for you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's imagine if he was looking the other way.
Speaker 6: Yeah, they must really hope things like that don't happen
Speaker 6: when there's summer filling hosts.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's one of all the fun lights.
Speaker 4: There were days I walked into that place and I
Speaker 4: worked across my breef.
Speaker 2: You had had no sleep.
Speaker 4: You know what, Maybe maybe free range is the way
Speaker 4: to go.
Speaker 6: Maybe anyway, I can't wait to see who's feeling for you?
Speaker 2: Are you going to be really judge you watching it? Yeah,
Speaker 2: probably really critical of who's.
Speaker 4: Takings wearing my Is he wearing my jacket?
Speaker 6: They come out in your favorite suit that's property of
Speaker 6: Channel nine?
Speaker 10: Quick?
Speaker 6: Who is who is the favorite to take over from you?
Speaker 1: Probably they'd have to do someone internally, I guess reward
Speaker 1: one of the journalists for all their years of hard work.
Speaker 2: You'd think, so, I wonder who I'm excited? Can you?
Speaker 4: I think it's going to be a bit of an
Speaker 4: audition process. Put a little, oh a.
Speaker 6: Little Remember when I started with you, Jason, you could
Speaker 6: bet on the coat?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Cool? Did you both clean up?
Speaker 3: Nah?
Speaker 2: I don't even think I was on there.
Speaker 6: Jason got quiet, like at one point I did say
Speaker 6: to him, should we just both clean up? I'll start
Speaker 6: do the first day and then we'll quit and just
Speaker 6: walk away with all the money.
Speaker 5: Apparently apparently you could only I think it was like
Speaker 5: a maximum hundred dollar bet.
Speaker 6: Oh okay, yeah, that you looked into.
Speaker 4: How many hundred dollar bets did you have?
Speaker 5: Anyway? What are you up to for the weekend? First weekend?
Speaker 1: I will I will say that I'm going to be happy,
Speaker 1: healthy relative in life.
Speaker 4: Right, I'll end up at a club somewhere.
Speaker 5: We're going to play that bit back on Monday and
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Speaker 2: Jason Lawrence truck track.
Speaker 4: It's a track.
Speaker 5: Est it thousand dollars will be nice sitting into the weekend.
Speaker 6: Wouldn't it a little whirl at the water park would
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Speaker 2: You're going to go on fridaut on the weekend.
Speaker 1: I'm going to report back to this weekend or next weekend,
Speaker 1: next weekend, next weekend.
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Speaker 2: Angus, get our angus or Glenaras clenty. Yes, that's our.
Speaker 4: Old stomping round one four six, get it.
Speaker 5: Represents, Hey angus?
Speaker 4: How this works?
Speaker 3: Mate?
Speaker 5: We're going to play a song on the water slide.
Speaker 5: If you can work out what song it is, thousand
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Speaker 5: good luck. Here we go.
Speaker 3: One.
Speaker 2: What song is being played in the water slide?
Speaker 9: I do not know.
Speaker 2: My favorite?
Speaker 4: See you anguses?
Speaker 2: She played in Sydney last night.
Speaker 5: She did play in Sydney last night. Tomorrow and join
Speaker 5: us on the light good morning, good morning. I'm gonna
Speaker 5: play it to you one more time. Take a listen,
Speaker 5: Come on to mine, Come on Olivia d one of
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Speaker 11: That is awesome, Thanks so much.
Speaker 2: Guys going into the weekend, have a great time.
Speaker 5: Oh you're a grade two teacher, How if you feel
Speaker 5: like staying on a little bit over summer. I don't
Speaker 5: think the parents.
Speaker 6: Are going to be objecting to She's counting down the
Speaker 6: minutes to get.
Speaker 2: Rid of your children.
Speaker 5: How many, how many to go?
Speaker 4: Five weeks?
Speaker 2: Five weeks to go?
Speaker 5: And then do the kids? Still Like back in our day,
Speaker 5: it was like the last week, you're pretty much cleaning
Speaker 5: the desks, all right, yeah, n't really do much work.
Speaker 11: You can't.
Speaker 10: You can't take the through the breakthrough because I would
Speaker 10: then go.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Right, it's like orientation as well, all the all next
Speaker 1: to your kids come and do you clean up?
Speaker 4: With you clean up?
Speaker 5: With good presents? You know how there's always some kids
Speaker 5: are bringing presents for the teachers.
Speaker 2: You have to take a gift for your teacher at
Speaker 2: the end.
Speaker 4: Of the year.
Speaker 5: Do you do you clean up?
Speaker 6: You do?
Speaker 12: You do pretty good?
Speaker 2: Actually good.
Speaker 5: In there, wouldn't they? Hey, thanks very much for playing mate.
Speaker 5: Have a great weekend.
Speaker 12: Thanks guys.
Speaker 4: This is nover. Hey, it's a very big day today.
Speaker 4: This is over one hundred. Good morning.
Speaker 5: You are on the air with Jason Lawrence Clint here
Speaker 5: as well. Would you like me to play that song
Speaker 5: we're talking about earlier, Queen, I'm gonna love it. Let
Speaker 5: me set the scene and.
Speaker 4: What a marvelous they're a marbleous crowd for Victorians.
Speaker 5: God, that takes me back to my youth. Every ball
Speaker 5: of the Ashes is live and ad break free during
Speaker 5: play on Fox Cricket, available on KO Sports.
Speaker 1: Brettley is part of that commentary team. He joins us
Speaker 1: from Perth. Now red Marvelous, Let's explain m A V
Speaker 1: E l L.
Speaker 6: It's the only way I knew how to spell marvelous exactly.
Speaker 1: We were reminiscing a bit earlier about about cricket and
Speaker 1: those memories of the nineties and the twelfth Man came up.
Speaker 4: Were you a fan?
Speaker 13: Absolutely? I mean even people that didn't watch cricket those
Speaker 13: are twelfth Man. So it's quite funny because I spent
Speaker 13: a bit of time in England the last six months
Speaker 13: and the Poms love the you know, the twelfth Man
Speaker 13: tapes they heard him through school.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah I did too.
Speaker 3: Yes.
Speaker 4: It reminds me like driving around the carp for my
Speaker 4: dad with no word for word showing our age.
Speaker 3: Lauren.
Speaker 4: Okay, so you're pumped, bing I am. It's going to
Speaker 4: be a great day.
Speaker 13: Look, it's it's pretty been the biggest ASHES build up
Speaker 13: that I've seen in far out probably twenty twenty years.
Speaker 5: I reckon.
Speaker 13: It's it's super exciting. It always is, and so it
Speaker 13: should be this is this is where as a young
Speaker 13: kid growing up want to play test creet you know,
Speaker 13: you want to play in an ASHES series.
Speaker 4: So it's massive.
Speaker 13: The weather's you know, not going to be super hot
Speaker 13: over here in pers so that's going to be exciting.
Speaker 13: We've got two teams and I'm going to be fighting
Speaker 13: for it. We have the ASHES currently and hopefully in
Speaker 13: five test Smashes time we can keep that.
Speaker 6: So they haven't won the Ashes since the summer of
Speaker 6: twenty ten twenty eleven, Is.
Speaker 4: That right England? Yes?
Speaker 5: Oh way good, aren't we We're just we're surprised they
Speaker 5: keep spending money the Barmie Army to come home flights
Speaker 5: are expending.
Speaker 13: Yeah, I had have had a function on a couple
Speaker 13: of nights ago, a former English cricketer and Fox commentator.
Speaker 4: And just the level of.
Speaker 13: Barmie Army participants that are out here. So they're they're
Speaker 13: great for the economy, they're great for the game and
Speaker 13: even though they used to fils, we're playing.
Speaker 4: We know, we love them. How are you going to
Speaker 4: gig while you're over there? You're still gigging.
Speaker 13: Yeah, we're doing some doing some shows in Melbourne actually
Speaker 13: around the boxing day test and a couple of Sydney.
Speaker 13: We did a gig last last year over here in Perth.
Speaker 13: I think Campfill one of the biggest pubs in person.
Speaker 5: May we love it?
Speaker 4: Because what do you sing?
Speaker 12: Or you?
Speaker 4: Are you on the guitar guitar?
Speaker 3: I played?
Speaker 13: I played bass guitar because that was the only spot
Speaker 13: available five cricketers and they had no bass band, so
Speaker 13: I went and bought a bass guitar.
Speaker 12: I had no idea how to play it.
Speaker 4: I thought there's two strings missing.
Speaker 5: They got four strings and cluster.
Speaker 13: Three hundred shows later and a lot of fun around
Speaker 13: Australia over twenty five thirty years.
Speaker 6: Yes, are you still doing any movies? Because weren't you
Speaker 6: quite big in Bollywood for some time?
Speaker 2: Are you still doing?
Speaker 13: Lauren and I a couple little cameos here and there.
Speaker 13: I did a Bollywood movie early twenty ten, just just
Speaker 13: a cameo. But I did an Australian film with Bollywood
Speaker 13: flavor designed for that market in twenty fifteen, and I
Speaker 13: thought it would be literally, you know me with my
Speaker 13: cricket white sign and you picture this Jason flying across
Speaker 13: the sort of across the set, and I thought that
Speaker 13: would be my introduction to being an actor. But they've
Speaker 13: got me to play lead role. Two and a half
Speaker 13: months of filming one hundred and forty pages of dialogue. Yeah,
Speaker 13: it was exciting but challenging.
Speaker 2: Is there anything he can't do well?
Speaker 5: I was going to ask give me a cricket where
Speaker 5: we see a sequel to the.
Speaker 4: Movie they've asked me to, but I'm too busy. But yeah,
Speaker 4: oh my.
Speaker 2: God, that being in a Bollywood movie is like a lifelong.
Speaker 5: Drenk crazy crazy world over there.
Speaker 3: Yeah it is.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 13: Hey, you've got one one point five billion people that
Speaker 13: love cricket, so it's yeah, So I love you.
Speaker 5: It's a no brainer.
Speaker 4: Hat Binger, Give us a give us a prediction.
Speaker 13: Well, I've got a couple of predictions. I think Australia
Speaker 13: should win the Ashes. I'm going to say three too.
Speaker 13: I'm hoping, you know, it's that love hate between Sydney
Speaker 13: and Melbourne. But I've got to say Melbourne's put on
Speaker 13: the weather. The last couple of years Australia has been
Speaker 13: pretty orderary in terms of the weather up in city.
Speaker 13: But I'm going to say it's going to be no
Speaker 13: draws this this Australian summer. So full five tests three
Speaker 13: two to Australia. But whoever wins the first test starting today, yep,
Speaker 13: I think we're going to win the Ashes.
Speaker 2: All right, stage set.
Speaker 5: Every ball of the Ashes is live and ad break
Speaker 5: free during play on Fox Cricket available on KO Sports.
Speaker 5: Brett Lee joining us on the air. Mate, enjoy it
Speaker 5: over there.
Speaker 4: It's going to be a real pleasure.
Speaker 3: Thanks.
Speaker 2: Great to see you go the Aussie.
Speaker 1: Just call me Naggy Mahashi. I've taken to I've gettn
Speaker 1: back into the kitchen, right, I've sort of been. I've
Speaker 1: abandoned it for a few months because it was working.
Speaker 1: All the rest of it was getting getting very very tiresome.
Speaker 5: And you inspire me. Actually, you're the one that really
Speaker 5: set me in that risotto spiral.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well I've got another one for you now.
Speaker 1: Oh you've been baking, well, not baking, I've been I've
Speaker 1: been cooking, and I've been following Nagi's recipe.
Speaker 6: I find cooking exhausting when you're home alone, like you
Speaker 6: live on your own. Yeah, I love it, so I
Speaker 6: will only cook, which is rare anyway, if Paul and
Speaker 6: I both have got people coming over.
Speaker 2: If I'm on my own I'm like, that is a
Speaker 2: pokey bo for the kids to go to.
Speaker 4: Bit and then I put on to cook for one.
Speaker 6: Oh no.
Speaker 1: But sometimes Lauren, and like Jason's saying, there you need
Speaker 1: something like comfort some comfort.
Speaker 2: Food Uber Eats is comfort food in money.
Speaker 4: Well yeah, but the satisfaction you get there's actually.
Speaker 2: Something that says comfort.
Speaker 1: Really, I haven't noticed that. I've seen the favorites tab,
Speaker 1: not the comfort food tab. Anyway, last night I made
Speaker 1: something which was delicious canaloney.
Speaker 6: What oh wow, Catalony Lasagnia wrapped up sort of tube.
Speaker 4: That's a bit of prepper feeling that. Yeah, you've got
Speaker 4: to fill.
Speaker 2: The tube, even get the tubes from what did you make?
Speaker 5: No, no tube?
Speaker 1: San Remo made the tubes, I believe spinach Ofcott spinach
Speaker 1: and ricotta caniloni, which was the most extraordinary comfort food
Speaker 1: I've ever had.
Speaker 4: So it's quite It's quite cheesy, isn't it. It's very cheesy.
Speaker 4: That's what That's a bake.
Speaker 2: That's what recoder is.
Speaker 5: I know, but it's just you knows a lot of it.
Speaker 2: So what did you actually have? Do you bought the tubes?
Speaker 4: Well, here's the thing I made.
Speaker 2: You just stuffed the tubes with potter and spinach.
Speaker 4: I'm basically a nonna. I made my own.
Speaker 2: You go what you cooked on a tomato?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 6: What?
Speaker 4: Sorry?
Speaker 5: Now?
Speaker 1: He told me that she gave me a recipe and
Speaker 1: not her personally, but her cookbook to cook down the
Speaker 1: sugo and then you line the pan with the beautiful sugo.
Speaker 4: You stuff each individual.
Speaker 2: How many Cataloni tubes twenty twenty person?
Speaker 4: My little sister was there as well. It's not little anymore.
Speaker 4: If you just made twenty catalonies.
Speaker 2: How long were the cataloni chow?
Speaker 4: He seems like a jays. If you think you know
Speaker 4: it is quick Channel ninety starting a catering company.
Speaker 2: Clint's Catalonia out of the back of your haut.
Speaker 1: You'll be doing twenty first near you. This will call
Speaker 1: me Canaloni Clint. But if you think the relaxation that
Speaker 1: comes with risotto is this is on another level. Stuffing
Speaker 1: each piping thing, I used a knife and I just
Speaker 1: sort of.
Speaker 2: Jammed it in and pis each catalonia chube.
Speaker 5: Oh they're quite thick. There's that have like.
Speaker 4: Twenty twenty twenty Wednesday.
Speaker 2: No, I thought you were to say here, I'm wondering
Speaker 2: if your catalonia was any good.
Speaker 4: They're stuck at home with his sister.
Speaker 5: She's stuck in the house too, after eating twenty catalonies
Speaker 5: cut around on the current offair tonight.
Speaker 4: That's a lot of cataloni, mate, what's all right? Do
Speaker 4: you have a comfort food?
Speaker 12: Though?
Speaker 4: What's your You know what?
Speaker 2: I've just started change all the time.
Speaker 4: I've just started using cooking cream. Cooking cream as opposed
Speaker 4: to what like?
Speaker 5: So if I do like a pastor, I just do
Speaker 5: a little dollop of cream in there, just to make
Speaker 5: the sorts of bit.
Speaker 4: Do you put cream?
Speaker 5: What's like?
Speaker 2: I don't cook?
Speaker 4: Do you put pasta water in as well?
Speaker 9: Yes?
Speaker 4: You put me onto that?
Speaker 5: Jesus should we've got Chrissy swan on later.
Speaker 4: She's brought out a cookbook.
Speaker 5: You should bring one out.
Speaker 4: Can you imagine cooking with Clint? No comfort Clint canaloney?
Speaker 4: Clint's the options. It's a working title.
Speaker 2: Everything must start, would say though?
Speaker 5: Your chance to win five thousand dollars out the five
Speaker 5: K question coming up next? You want to give it
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Speaker 4: We'll do it on Nov.
Speaker 3: One question est. Five thousand dollars.
Speaker 6: This pace is.
Speaker 3: Jeez and and Lawrence. Five thousand dollar question?
Speaker 5: Tell you what five k be nice? Sitting into the weekend?
Speaker 4: Don't we think?
Speaker 1: Absolutely?
Speaker 2: Wouldn't it be nice?
Speaker 4: I'd do it in a night.
Speaker 6: This is your first weekend weekend today? Oh my god,
Speaker 6: oh my god, what are you going to do this weekend?
Speaker 4: Drop five kadus? Which one? Or why can't we do all?
Speaker 2: I'll just stay in my house and not le And.
Speaker 5: Do you think he'll do that? No?
Speaker 4: Probably he's ready to launch.
Speaker 2: All right, let's play for some cash this morning. Halloween's
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Speaker 6: Good morning, Hello, Hello, Now you want to play for
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Speaker 2: What would you spend the cash on if you won?
Speaker 9: I've got so.
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Speaker 2: All right, we're.
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Speaker 5: We'll disciple. You'll hear a question, you'll hear a three
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Speaker 4: How many elements are there in the periodic table?
Speaker 2: Three two one?
Speaker 6: Did you say eighteen? Did you guess eighteen? It's a
Speaker 6: hundred and eighteen hundred and eighteen?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that was so close.
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Speaker 5: Thanks to giving me to cracked off. Have a great weekend.
Speaker 6: Thank you.
Speaker 5: Ready for a good start for your children, not for
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Speaker 5: in early learning search good Start today. Five K question
Speaker 5: returns at eight o'clock this morning is let's say hello
Speaker 5: to our next guest.
Speaker 4: Introducing our next guest.
Speaker 13: He's a comedian, actor, television presenter and all around funny
Speaker 13: man from London.
Speaker 4: Last time he was in Australia, he brought his dad
Speaker 4: a lot.
Speaker 8: Dad does insist on wearing a suit everywhere.
Speaker 6: Get his budge smugglers. I saw him at the shop
Speaker 6: the other day looking at you can.
Speaker 3: Smuggle a budgie.
Speaker 8: Species, talking to your sold.
Speaker 1: Someone be so graphic about their old fella's old fella.
Speaker 5: Please, welcome to the show, Jack, Hellay morning, what about homes?
Speaker 4: Good morning?
Speaker 3: How are you?
Speaker 12: Yeah? Good, nice to see you.
Speaker 8: This is going to be somewhat of a gearshift from
Speaker 8: telling jokes about my father's testicles to try and establish myself.
Speaker 12: As a serious actor now and talking about the drama
Speaker 12: that I've done.
Speaker 6: Gosh, I actually just finished watching the trailer before we
Speaker 6: started talking to you, Clint. What was the first thing
Speaker 6: we said, we must watch it. Yes, we must sit
Speaker 6: down together and watch it. It looks amazing.
Speaker 12: Oh, thank you. Yeah, hopefully it's a very bingeable series.
Speaker 8: Yeah, like dark psychological thriller, A complete departure for me.
Speaker 8: But yeah, it's really exciting that it's finally out there
Speaker 8: in the world now and people can see it.
Speaker 2: So you're you're a psychopath sort of and a hot manny.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 8: I'm also doing some moneying on the side, just to like,
Speaker 8: you know, supplement my income. But yeah, no, I play
Speaker 8: a real villain in this kind of baddie this manny
Speaker 8: that gets in vite into this wealthy family's home. And
Speaker 8: I have a vendetta against the dad, and it's this
Speaker 8: kind of story of revenge and David de Kovney, you
Speaker 8: know television Legend, plays Jamie Tanner, the patriarch of this family,
Speaker 8: who's like my sworn enemy, and the whole show is
Speaker 8: this like Cooker in the Nest thriller about me trying
Speaker 8: to basically.
Speaker 12: Destroy his life.
Speaker 2: And how how long did you spend in Grace filming it?
Speaker 6: Because Goodness made that looks amazing and I would have
Speaker 6: wanted forever throw a.
Speaker 5: Take or two, wouldn't you drag it? Yeah?
Speaker 12: Yeah, we were there for a month.
Speaker 8: It was pretty amazing staying in this incredible villa at
Speaker 8: like just the beginning of the summer. I honestly, like
Speaker 8: have never had more set visits in my life. It's like,
Speaker 8: normally when you do these shows, you cannot get your
Speaker 8: agent to come and take you out for lunch. You
Speaker 8: have to drag them kicking and screaming. On this one,
Speaker 8: every agent that I have on my team, lawyers publicIt.
Speaker 8: My accountant turned up to set up. I'd only ever
Speaker 8: met her on Zoom and all of a sudden, Vicky
Speaker 8: Lee stood behind the monitor waving at me.
Speaker 5: On a free dolly.
Speaker 6: So did you guys get to have some fun in
Speaker 6: Grace along the way as well? It's such a great country.
Speaker 8: Yeah, it's a great country, and yeah, we like was
Speaker 8: literally staying, you know, down the beach from the place
Speaker 8: that we were filming, and it was it was amazing.
Speaker 8: I did, however, on one morning, make the fatal error
Speaker 8: of walking to set via the beach, which I did
Speaker 8: not realize at the time was a nudice beach. And
Speaker 8: I walked along and saw this gentleman walking out of
Speaker 8: the ocean with everything hanging out, and it was quite
Speaker 8: quite the sight. And I thought, I think I'll get
Speaker 8: the car to work for the next for the next
Speaker 8: week so I don't have.
Speaker 12: To see him again. And then I was filming this scene.
Speaker 8: Where I get interrogated by the police. It's this really
Speaker 8: intense scene and I was doing it quite a small island,
Speaker 8: bear in mind, and I look the corner of my
Speaker 8: eye and the naked guy was one of the extras
Speaker 8: playing in the police station and he was stood there smiling.
Speaker 12: At me, and I was like, oh my god, I've seen.
Speaker 5: But how did you recoon?
Speaker 12: It was that same like grin right. He was clothed
Speaker 12: in the scene.
Speaker 6: To be clear, it is a massive change of pace
Speaker 6: though from how we know you, Jack. How hard was
Speaker 6: it for you to transform from this charismatic, funny guy
Speaker 6: into this really serious psychopath.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean it was.
Speaker 12: It was definitely a lot more like prep and work
Speaker 12: that I'm used to.
Speaker 3: Really.
Speaker 8: I mean what I've done lots of comedies where I
Speaker 8: play like idiots and fools and these people that are
Speaker 8: completely incompetent, and this guy was like really skilled, and
Speaker 8: he was able to cook and flere cocktails and dance
Speaker 8: and he can speak multiple languages, and it's like playing
Speaker 8: someone that's really competent is like so much more hard work.
Speaker 8: You have to learn how to do all of these things,
Speaker 8: and then you film it as well, and you're like
Speaker 8: it's all edited, Like you know, I did this Greek
Speaker 8: dance in the second episode, which I like spent months
Speaker 8: trying to perfect, and then you watch it back and
Speaker 8: you're like, it literally could be any one, And he
Speaker 8: could have just flown out one of the dancers from
Speaker 8: like Dancing with the Stars and shot him from the
Speaker 8: neck down and then cut to my face at the end,
Speaker 8: and no one would have known.
Speaker 5: To be authentic. Everyone, Remember that we are on the
Speaker 5: air with comedian Jack Whitehall this morning. Have we got
Speaker 5: to go to a quick break, but Jack, stay with
Speaker 5: us because guys, I want Jack to tell you about Clinton.
Speaker 5: You love an mc gig, right do Yep, You'll say
Speaker 5: yes to anything. Jack regretted saying yes to a recent
Speaker 5: mc gig. It ended in a spectacular way. I'm going
Speaker 5: to get him to tell you about it. Next, we're
Speaker 5: chatting about the new TV series Malice, starring David d'covney
Speaker 5: and our guest this morning, Jack Whitehall. Lauren is obsessed
Speaker 5: already and she's only seen the trailer. Hey Jack, it's
Speaker 5: funny hearing you talk about all this extra work because
Speaker 5: I'm actually binging some old episodes of a podcast At
Speaker 5: the Moment, Diary of CEO, and you popped on on
Speaker 5: one of the epps. Now this was recorded. I think
Speaker 5: you did it maybe two three years ago. And it's
Speaker 5: funny because in the episode you go about to have
Speaker 5: a kid or reckon, life will slow down. I won't
Speaker 5: do as much And I'm listening going We've interviewed about
Speaker 5: interviewing you about so many.
Speaker 4: Projects in the last two years. Busy Jack have you
Speaker 4: seen your kid?
Speaker 6: I lie, I lie?
Speaker 5: No, I yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 12: I mean she was with me in Australia.
Speaker 5: I think no, she was a while ago.
Speaker 8: Yeah no, I yes, I mean I've definitely been taking
Speaker 8: some time off as well in between these projects and
Speaker 8: this one I did film a while ago.
Speaker 12: But yeah, I maybe did lie on diary here.
Speaker 5: My life's going to slow down. It'll be it'll be great.
Speaker 12: I'm like, hey, Jack, maybe it's a kid number two.
Speaker 5: I will.
Speaker 1: Speaking of all things Australia, there's I believe there's forty
Speaker 1: thousand of you heading here as in englishmen and some
Speaker 1: women as well to watch the ashes.
Speaker 4: Yes, what do you think of when you see the
Speaker 4: bami Army in action?
Speaker 3: Are you?
Speaker 1: Are you part proud, part embarrassed, part worried about their
Speaker 1: skin given the blazing Australian sun.
Speaker 4: And you're a cricket fan, Yeah.
Speaker 8: I'm a big cricket fan, and you know, the Bamie
Speaker 8: Army like I just like I do. I always just
Speaker 8: feel a bit sorry for them on those away tours
Speaker 8: of Australia because we always get absolutely spanked and it's
Speaker 8: just like such a commitment the time that you have
Speaker 8: to take off work and the bartering that you must
Speaker 8: have to do with your like you know, your wife
Speaker 8: and kids, and then you fly all the way out
Speaker 8: to Australia and you make all the effort and you've
Speaker 8: got like the fancy dress costumes and the like it's
Speaker 8: and then we yet whitewashed five nil. You must just
Speaker 8: be so brutal and that level of commitment I kind
Speaker 8: of admire. Like, you know, if I go watch my
Speaker 8: football team like lose away from home and it's a
Speaker 8: three hour train journey back home, that's still pretty dejecting.
Speaker 8: But the idea of flying to the other side of
Speaker 8: the world to watch us not whin I.
Speaker 5: Never seem to confidence.
Speaker 4: You've already given up. I just don't get it.
Speaker 1: You just said something, hew, Do you barter with your
Speaker 1: wife to get something really good, like a trip away
Speaker 1: with the boys or something like that.
Speaker 4: It's a right to it. I'm just asking for a
Speaker 4: friend of our no no names.
Speaker 8: Well, I mean my genuinely with Australia for this ASHES desk.
Speaker 8: I was trying to see whether I could cobble together
Speaker 8: a tour in time just to stick in some shows
Speaker 8: so that I could go and watch the Ashes, but
Speaker 8: I just didn't have enough material, and I've been to
Speaker 8: Australia so recently.
Speaker 12: I just it just I was so gutted.
Speaker 5: You know that would have been next time. Let's book
Speaker 5: you for a private gig.
Speaker 12: Yes, we would share it hour. Maybe we could do
Speaker 12: like a live version of this.
Speaker 6: Do you get any time off to put your feet
Speaker 6: up over Christmas or over the holidays?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 8: Yes, No, I think I've had quite a busy year
Speaker 8: and have been working on a few projects back to back,
Speaker 8: so I think there's gonna you know, I'm going to
Speaker 8: have to put in some some graft over the next
Speaker 8: couple of weeks. And yes, I mean there's probably going
Speaker 8: to be a few nights where I sneak down to
Speaker 8: watch the Ashes on the sky god knows what time
Speaker 8: in the morning.
Speaker 4: But yeah, I'm looking for some downtime.
Speaker 2: Good for you, you deserve that.
Speaker 5: Just before we let you go, You've actually got something
Speaker 5: in common with their very own Clint Well. You say
Speaker 5: yes to hosting anything. Jackets hosted some random awards in
Speaker 5: the past. Can you tell the guys about the tragic
Speaker 5: events that was the Jewelry Awards that you just hosted?
Speaker 4: The Jewelry Awards. Yeah, just do the Accountant Awards. I
Speaker 4: can't believe there wasn't it.
Speaker 8: The Jewelry Awards was a very swanky affair in Monaco
Speaker 8: that I was asked to host, and they got booked
Speaker 8: to do it, and I was like, what am I
Speaker 8: going to talk about the Jewelry Awards?
Speaker 12: And then it was the week of the Louver.
Speaker 2: Height material perfect exactly.
Speaker 8: The comedy gods are looking down upon me, so I
Speaker 8: then wrote all my jokes about the Louver Heist.
Speaker 3: I got there.
Speaker 8: It was basically a French language event. I was the
Speaker 8: only person speaking English on stage, black tie, this ball room,
Speaker 8: in this five star hotel. And before I went on
Speaker 8: that there was a lady who was like the sort
Speaker 8: of Anna Winter of jewelry, and she did a very
Speaker 8: earnest speech in French that I didn't understand, but I
Speaker 8: was subsequently told she'd talked at length about how the
Speaker 8: Louver Heist was one of the greatest tragedies ever to
Speaker 8: befall the French people, and how the nation would rally
Speaker 8: together and get through this difficult time. And then it
Speaker 8: was ladies and Gentleman Jack Whitehall. I walked out in
Speaker 8: a high viz vest holding a load of prop jewelry
Speaker 8: I bought and sheen and.
Speaker 12: I was like, well, there's not gonna be too highs
Speaker 12: in a week.
Speaker 3: Is there?
Speaker 12: And it was like humbleweed. And then it was like
Speaker 12: a three hour event, so I had to keep coming
Speaker 12: back on.
Speaker 8: Just like.
Speaker 5: Right when I heard that, I was like, oh.
Speaker 2: We've all had some shockers, but that real doozy.
Speaker 5: That's that's up there.
Speaker 8: But I realized, you know, they didn't like a lot
Speaker 8: of them were French language speakers, so there is a
Speaker 8: world in which they just didn't know. I was trying
Speaker 8: to be funny because I didn't think they just thought
Speaker 8: it was a presenter and I was just trying to
Speaker 8: play it straight and that the stuff that I was
Speaker 8: doing was not jokes, it was just boring information.
Speaker 5: Well, lucky, lucky, you're in high vis holding prop jewelry. Hey,
Speaker 5: Jack White is on the air of US this morning.
Speaker 5: You can straight malice. It looks like an absolute cracker.
Speaker 5: It is on Prime video now, Hey Jack, always find
Speaker 5: out have you on mate?
Speaker 2: Great to you. I can't wait to watch it.
Speaker 4: We'll give you one test, okay for one's fine with us.
Speaker 2: It's also coming into the whole weekend.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, tell everyone what you're doing this weekend.
Speaker 2: I'm zipping over to after the show tonight tomorrow.
Speaker 4: It's funny you should say that. I've got a friend
Speaker 4: who's going to be in your company, in your presence.
Speaker 4: Just you wait and see. You're going a little tap
Speaker 4: on the shoulder and say see at the swim up bar.
Speaker 6: I'll be working. Clint is staying home to feed the
Speaker 6: dogs and walk the dogs, and I'll be working in
Speaker 6: you're getting on the carver No, because I'll be working.
Speaker 5: Sorry, that's right, you're working.
Speaker 6: I'm working.
Speaker 2: I'm working tonight on your I've got to wind this
Speaker 2: show up. I gotta go to work. I'm taking over Clints.
Speaker 2: You know how. Clint as just up the weekend. Now
Speaker 2: I'm working on the weekend.
Speaker 5: So Lauren said yes to m seeing this event in
Speaker 5: Meanti b the other day. She didn't know what to
Speaker 5: wear because it'll be.
Speaker 6: Hofji cocktail is one of them. Halfta is this Saturday night? Yeah,
Speaker 6: I reckon wed season.
Speaker 5: They've got a camilla at the airport.
Speaker 2: Mill is very expensive.
Speaker 5: It's shiny, it's colorful.
Speaker 6: If they want at the airport, that's good. Last minutely
Speaker 6: by the pool for me, will you I'll be working.
Speaker 5: Sorry I forgot she's working, Come.
Speaker 2: On working, always working, pay bills.
Speaker 5: She walks in here Monday with her hair, but she
Speaker 5: can't because I'm working. That's right, working, am coming up next.
Speaker 5: There's a lot of anxiety amongst parents heading into the weekend.
Speaker 6: Not being negative all the time. What I would say
Speaker 6: is there's a lot of excitement.
Speaker 2: Amongst school leaders.
Speaker 4: That's right.
Speaker 2: What's that thing? Glass? Half full people?
Speaker 5: There you go, not empty, faull. We're talking schooligues. Next
Speaker 5: on over right across Melbourne. This is no Ober one hundred.
Speaker 5: Good morning.
Speaker 4: You are on the air with Jason and Lauren Clinty
Speaker 4: as well.
Speaker 5: Guys.
Speaker 2: It's the weekend out summer year.
Speaker 6: Twelves are packing their bags. They are fleeing the coop,
Speaker 6: flying the coop the cooper, not catching fleas, but they
Speaker 6: are off to schoolies.
Speaker 2: Look the Gold Coast official school is. I think lots
Speaker 2: leaving today.
Speaker 5: Okay, so not a great weekend. A head the lawn.
Speaker 4: Now, I went to lawn for my schoolies. We stayed
Speaker 4: at the lawn caravan.
Speaker 2: I think what he's saying is not a great week
Speaker 2: to go if you're not.
Speaker 4: A Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, the.
Speaker 2: Best simate schools.
Speaker 6: We wanted to go to Barron Bay, but my school
Speaker 6: had two campuses and the other campus book Barren Bay first,
Speaker 6: and I wasn't allowed to go to the Gold Coast,
Speaker 6: so we went to.
Speaker 4: Nors Of course we went to Norris Tasting Street.
Speaker 5: Coast.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Mum didn't want us to go to the
Speaker 2: Gold Coast.
Speaker 6: None of my friends mums wanted them to go to
Speaker 6: the The Gold Coast was quite rough then, like for
Speaker 6: school this week, it's very it's very pre policed now.
Speaker 5: I believe would have been a private school hotspot for
Speaker 5: the boys. I imagine um like Clint, you were Glen Waverley, Victoria, Yeah,
Speaker 5: or if you were going to head that way, you'd
Speaker 5: be cooling gat what's.
Speaker 6: The nightclub at the back of New Kowala bar Kala
Speaker 6: And there was one and there was one on Hastings
Speaker 6: Street called.
Speaker 4: Upstairs Club.
Speaker 5: You know it would be heaving if it was still
Speaker 5: around the old Was it cheeking monkeys in Barron Bar
Speaker 5: that's gone.
Speaker 2: I know that is going to be a massive development.
Speaker 4: Is it sport?
Speaker 5: It used to be like have you ever been there?
Speaker 4: Clinton, you stand up on the tables and dance on
Speaker 4: the table.
Speaker 5: Can I bring in Aaron Rich for a second, so
Speaker 5: the great Aaron Rich is on after us. Hello Aaron
Speaker 5: during the day.
Speaker 2: Hello Aaron.
Speaker 4: Hello you guys, I am thirty three thirty three.
Speaker 2: You're not going as a Tolley this weekend.
Speaker 6: God, you're making redemption this year because something went pasha
Speaker 6: at your school.
Speaker 5: Yeah, tell the guys what happened.
Speaker 14: So I was left in charge of organizing schoolies for
Speaker 14: all my mates when we obviously left you twelve. That's
Speaker 14: a big job each. I thought I was good at
Speaker 14: doing this, and I still think I'm good at this.
Speaker 5: Obviously.
Speaker 14: The evidence books lawn, Oh.
Speaker 6: Yeah, we're talking about that. There's a toddy is a lawn.
Speaker 6: Now the school is the mums and dads.
Speaker 4: Will be And I thought there was a third week.
Speaker 2: No, it only goes for two weeks school.
Speaker 4: It's not a third week.
Speaker 5: There's like a Queensland week and like a Victoria, New
Speaker 5: South Wales week.
Speaker 14: You booked the wrong way books the wrong week.
Speaker 4: So we're there byself. So yeah, pretty much, she guys
Speaker 4: got there is all the schoolies are leaving.
Speaker 14: So ten of us had booked this.
Speaker 4: It was so cheap. We were thought like, this is great,
Speaker 4: ge we got a good deal. Yeah, we got all
Speaker 4: of that, and then we rocked up and it was
Speaker 4: just us.
Speaker 2: Was it sad? We sad?
Speaker 5: So sad because I'm sure if it was during the
Speaker 5: busy week you would have cleaned that.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, now is it still awesome?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Look, we made it our own like sound like our
Speaker 4: family holidays when it all goes fairly up. When made
Speaker 4: it our wed a lovely time.
Speaker 14: At the moment it really sunk in was when we
Speaker 14: got there. There was like that first day we got there,
Speaker 14: there was heaps of people like, yeah, this.
Speaker 5: Is great checking out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was the checking I was like, why is
Speaker 4: everyone leaving?
Speaker 14: What's happened?
Speaker 6: Did your friends hang shit on you for the rest
Speaker 6: of Yeah, yeah I still get I still get shit hung.
Speaker 5: On me for that.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: You were in schoolies?
Speaker 6: Bro, Well do you know now that moms are going
Speaker 6: with the kidsies?
Speaker 5: We're going to chat about that. Next thirteen twenty four
Speaker 5: ten is our number. Are you a parent of a
Speaker 5: year twelve student heading to schoolies? We want to hear
Speaker 5: from you here at nover right across Melbourne. This is
Speaker 5: over one hundred. Good morning, you are on the air
Speaker 5: with Jason Lauren Clint here as well. We're asking are
Speaker 5: your kids headed to schoolies? Thirteen twenty four ten is
Speaker 5: our number.
Speaker 2: Lets the kids Morning, Paul.
Speaker 4: Paul, welcome to the show.
Speaker 2: Hey going, good mate, good How old are your kids?
Speaker 9: Well?
Speaker 10: I've got three, but the first two have already done
Speaker 10: the school thing.
Speaker 2: Boy and he's seventeen or eighteen, he.
Speaker 10: Just turned and he got his license during the exams.
Speaker 3: And he's.
Speaker 2: Off for schoolies.
Speaker 10: Well, he was planning in Thailand with his mate, sixteen
Speaker 10: of them by themselves, and we thought, I'm supervised eighty
Speaker 10: year old boys in Thailand. Well, bit of a risk.
Speaker 10: And then he's come to his senses and he's going
Speaker 10: down to Wilson's Prom for four days with his mate.
Speaker 5: Much much better. So it's just going to ask did
Speaker 5: you ever have any dramas with the first two at schoolies?
Speaker 10: The first one was COVID. She didn't, He didn't have
Speaker 10: schoolies at all, so she basically she's been independent. She
Speaker 10: made a decision and she did a six week tour
Speaker 10: of New Zealand and the camper van by herself.
Speaker 2: Oh depends on woman. See kids, kids are far more
Speaker 2: grown up than we were.
Speaker 5: I wouldn't walk to the show about the second one.
Speaker 10: The second one decided that she wasn't going to do
Speaker 10: the Gold Coast thing because he thought was over priced
Speaker 10: and for what she got, and so she and a
Speaker 10: mate went on ten to fifteen day tour of indones
Speaker 10: by themselves.
Speaker 6: See kids are doing, kids are really living. There isn't
Speaker 6: it in the five days on the Gold Coast that.
Speaker 5: We absolutely I was happy with the pink poodle on
Speaker 5: the Gold Coast. Remember that little motel?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think, oh my god, that was on the highway.
Speaker 5: It wasn't Yeah, yeah, I'm pretty sure it is. Yeah
Speaker 5: to blow up a.
Speaker 6: Well, Paul, We hope you your son has a great
Speaker 6: time and stay safe. Do you have any hesitation with
Speaker 6: him going into school?
Speaker 10: Is no, no, no, But probably any thing is he's
Speaker 10: actually crossing over to schools because he's got mates on
Speaker 10: one school mats and another schools. So he goes four days,
Speaker 10: four days down to Wilson's Prime and then he goes
Speaker 10: down to Sorrento directly after.
Speaker 5: That bloody tour on have a great time, go to Sunbury. Aaron,
Speaker 5: good morning, Hey, guys, hell, are we were good?
Speaker 2: You've got a son off to school?
Speaker 9: Is yeah, I've got a son that's off to a
Speaker 9: shook her up on the Murray River. But I also
Speaker 9: have a strange schooly story for you. Which today is
Speaker 9: my twentieth wedding anniversary. And when we got married, we
Speaker 9: went to the Gold Coast on our honeymoon and totally
Speaker 9: forgot that schoolies was the thing because we were not
Speaker 9: at school anymore. So when we got to the airport
Speaker 9: and cool and garyl like that, there's a lot of
Speaker 9: teenagers here with slabs and backpacks, and it meant that
Speaker 9: the whole time that we were up there, it was
Speaker 9: pasted with drum teenagers everywhere. So very romantic.
Speaker 4: Oh, not mentioned that.
Speaker 1: Imagine that book like this weekend, the same booking on
Speaker 1: the Gold Coast.
Speaker 5: My wife is going on a girl's trip this weekend.
Speaker 2: She's forgotten it.
Speaker 5: I reckon, she's forgotten. It has not come up in conversations.
Speaker 2: Yeah, why on earth would she book this week.
Speaker 5: Well, so it's her and two other mums and the kids. Yeah,
Speaker 5: so all our kids or they're all the same age,
Speaker 5: they've grown up together. So the mums are taking the
Speaker 5: twelve year olds to the Jews suit.
Speaker 2: I filmed wb at movie.
Speaker 5: Well, they wanted the theme pat.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and it was school is week. But the hotel
Speaker 6: we stayed in because not all hotels except schoolies and
Speaker 6: it was a wild all night, like out of control.
Speaker 5: I don't think I don't think she's really thought about this.
Speaker 4: She planned it.
Speaker 6: Three women and three young boys. They're probably like, oh,
Speaker 6: they don't know their ages. There's six guests. They probably
Speaker 6: think their school is Yeah, are.
Speaker 5: They're in for a road shop. I'll tell you what.
Speaker 5: It's going to be a bloody eye for the twelve
Speaker 5: year olds.
Speaker 6: Yeah, they're going to be counting down the next sixes
Speaker 6: so they can go back again.
Speaker 1: Hey, a couple of days on the show, I was
Speaker 1: telling you about this phenomenon. I don't know if it's
Speaker 1: a phenomenon or just something that's happening more and more Mollies,
Speaker 1: which are mums who are going with their sons and
Speaker 1: or daughters two schoolies, but with other mums and sitting
Speaker 1: up camps.
Speaker 5: Sorry, and we've got one.
Speaker 4: Oh, we've got a Morley Simoni or Molly.
Speaker 11: I am a Molly. We're going to BALI. How many
Speaker 11: of you, well, I'm going with my best friends, so
Speaker 11: it's just us when we're going to be like traveling
Speaker 11: around Barley for ten days. And my daughter's going with
Speaker 11: five of her girlfriends and they're staying in Avila in Changhu,
Speaker 11: So yeah, it's a win win.
Speaker 2: Do they know you're going?
Speaker 5: They do, yes, yes, group booking at Kabaka.
Speaker 4: Did they encourage it or were you you know, were
Speaker 4: you insistent on it?
Speaker 11: They were happy for us to go. We're the fun mum,
Speaker 11: so they were like, yep, come come along with I
Speaker 11: think we're only be in the same area with them
Speaker 11: for about three nights.
Speaker 5: So hotels no, no, no, I'll give you a hot
Speaker 5: tip as well. When you're the mum or the dad
Speaker 5: saying I'm the fun dad, you're not. But what about
Speaker 5: when when?
Speaker 4: What about when they bump into each other at Motel Mexico.
Speaker 2: I love that, you'll love that it.
Speaker 11: Yeah, we'll love it. Yeah, no, we're really looking forward
Speaker 11: to it would be great.
Speaker 6: But if it great as a moley have the kids
Speaker 6: like it's the kid's time to shine, right, most of
Speaker 6: your life the parents make the rules, but on school
Speaker 6: is surely the girls are like all right, Mum, you're
Speaker 6: a mooley.
Speaker 2: You can be there, but these are my rules on
Speaker 2: this holiday.
Speaker 11: That's probably the case. But with us, we're like the
Speaker 11: fun month, so we're happy to you know, this is
Speaker 11: our time to shine to I guess.
Speaker 2: You need so if they have, they said, Mum, if
Speaker 2: you see us, please don't talk to us.
Speaker 11: Well, when we stay in the same area as then
Speaker 11: my daughter is happy to stay with us. I don't
Speaker 11: know why, but she's just like, I just wants like
Speaker 11: a little break from her friends.
Speaker 1: So she goes, I'll.
Speaker 2: Stay with you for a couple of nights and then
Speaker 2: the rest of the time.
Speaker 11: The rest of the time, we're just doing our own things,
Speaker 11: so sticking to the rules.
Speaker 5: Keep your tops on at fins.
Speaker 11: Yes, well they're going to fins, but well I'm not.
Speaker 5: Allowed to go, so no, no, no, no where we're
Speaker 5: backing that room. You are not allowed to.
Speaker 2: Look out for Simon and the Moolies. If you are.
Speaker 4: You need T shirts to say that you're a movie.
Speaker 11: What's best friend?
Speaker 4: What's on your T shirt?
Speaker 11: Spicy Margs?
Speaker 4: Is that what you call?
Speaker 6: You?
Speaker 2: Say?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 11: No, no, I just saw them, so I'm like, I'm like, oh,
Speaker 11: we need we need matching.
Speaker 6: Spicy Together Mums Spicy Mark, Sorry spicy Mums on the
Speaker 6: Spicy Marks Mollies twenty five hash.
Speaker 3: Tag one question five thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: This is.
Speaker 3: She spends five thousand dollar questions.
Speaker 4: Well, a big good morning Melbourne, the biggod morning to you.
Speaker 5: Deb How are you doing?
Speaker 10: I'm great, thank you.
Speaker 2: It is a silly season, isn't it bonkers? And you're
Speaker 2: also renovating.
Speaker 12: Yes, that is double bonkers, busiest.
Speaker 2: Time of the Don't tell me you're one of those people.
Speaker 6: It's like I'm renovating, but I've got to have the
Speaker 6: house ready for Christmas Day.
Speaker 9: Absolutely not no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 13: It's a very very old town, like almost one hundred
Speaker 13: years old.
Speaker 8: Take it very slowly.
Speaker 5: Right, Well, lest you know you work in a calm
Speaker 5: industry like retail for this.
Speaker 2: Time, gosh, Debre, life out of control?
Speaker 5: All right, this morning? You want to take on the
Speaker 5: medium question for five one hundred.
Speaker 4: Dollars, five hundred dollars real, it's a.
Speaker 5: Simple, deb You'll hear a question, you'll hear a three
Speaker 5: to two one. You need to answer in that time. Okay,
Speaker 5: got it, deb I reckon you got this.
Speaker 4: Me too, hopefully I.
Speaker 5: Can imagine deb at the end of the line on
Speaker 5: the couch having a scroll. Here comes your five hundred
Speaker 5: dollars question.
Speaker 1: Which social media platform launched the for you page algorithm?
Speaker 5: Feed three?
Speaker 7: Two?
Speaker 2: TikTok? Are you on TikTok?
Speaker 9: I'm too old, I'm.
Speaker 2: Too old particular?
Speaker 4: Are you too Absolutely, he's too old for TikTok.
Speaker 5: That's the difference.
Speaker 4: Oh, I'm so sorry, not a problem.
Speaker 5: Merry Christmas card, marys too. She's going hard.
Speaker 6: You know what we're saying, Merry Christmas now, because if
Speaker 6: you are listening to this come December one.
Speaker 5: There is one rule on this one rule on this show.
Speaker 6: You say the C word in December and we play
Speaker 6: Mariah Carey not now now get that now?
Speaker 5: Hey? You ready for a good start and they're for children,
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Speaker 5: leaders in early learning. Such good start to day five
Speaker 5: K question returns Monday, seven o'clock at eight o'clock here
Speaker 5: on over.
Speaker 6: Guys, I've been binge watching on Netflix. The new season
Speaker 6: of Selling Sunset has dropped. Do you know Delta good
Speaker 6: rooms in this season? Really my house over there? You Kroshell,
Speaker 6: who's made Kroshelle is taking Delta through a house. Is
Speaker 6: this weird episode where the house they go through there's
Speaker 6: like handcuffs and stuff hanging in there.
Speaker 2: We had Delta on the other day. Wish i'd seen
Speaker 2: that episode. I would have asked her in the walking robe.
Speaker 2: But it was in the walking rod. But it was
Speaker 2: just like this random handcuffing.
Speaker 4: I guess that's where to put it.
Speaker 5: Are you saying that one side of the handcuffs in
Speaker 5: the wall?
Speaker 2: No, it was just attached to the railing on the
Speaker 2: walking rode.
Speaker 4: But I don't know.
Speaker 6: Weird that's in deulta good RUMs. There's also Jojo se
Speaker 6: one of the Joe Joseph selling her house. She's got
Speaker 6: a so her house is Kookie, she got hand This
Speaker 6: is the child star Jojo. She's got like everything is
Speaker 6: multicolored and like diamond ties. And the dining room table
Speaker 6: the base of it is actually a fish tank.
Speaker 5: Oh that sounds like a lot of words to keep
Speaker 5: and a.
Speaker 6: Multi colored dimonde grands piano. Anyway, selling season nine, right,
Speaker 6: the show's been going for a long time.
Speaker 2: People love it.
Speaker 6: I feel like this season's gone a bit, I don't know,
Speaker 6: a bit. Cook like this they're trying to get more celebrities.
Speaker 5: Because I remember that million dollar listing show Rebel Wilson
Speaker 5: on it. Yeah, they took her around.
Speaker 6: Looking he tried to do an Australian version selling Melbourne
Speaker 6: and like Nadia Bartel was on it and a bunch
Speaker 6: of and they were like, this has to be perfect
Speaker 6: for you, and.
Speaker 2: She was like, actually the neighbors look right into.
Speaker 4: The backyard decreating. Not perfect for me.
Speaker 2: Anyway, something caught my eye season nine.
Speaker 6: I won't do too many spoilers, but Emma, who is
Speaker 6: one of the agents, she's tall, she's got legs that
Speaker 6: literally go to the moon. She's introducing two of the girls. Krasholle,
Speaker 6: who we know, who's in Australia at the moment. She
Speaker 6: was at the Arias last night, oh, yesterday whatever it was.
Speaker 6: And Chelsea to her new boyfriend, who is like a billionaire.
Speaker 6: She reckons the dad invented microwave popcorn or something. Right,
Speaker 6: so he's got coin anywhere.
Speaker 4: A feather in the cap.
Speaker 6: But I think it's wrong. I think she's told everyone that.
Speaker 6: Now these media reports have come out saying, nah, he
Speaker 6: didn't invent micro right, Okay, anyway, so she introduces the
Speaker 6: girls to her new boyfriend, and Jayce, I think her
Speaker 6: new boyfriend minus the billionaire status might be you. They
Speaker 6: go out for dinner and he's preloaded before dinner because
Speaker 6: he's a pussy.
Speaker 2: Have a listen.
Speaker 3: Are you hungry? Blake?
Speaker 2: I said I was ready for you.
Speaker 4: It's bad Taco bell Earl.
Speaker 2: You had taco bell earlier?
Speaker 4: Had some taco bell? Che's you Gordita crunch with no lettuce?
Speaker 2: Why with no lesson?
Speaker 4: I've never had her for a vegetable of my life?
Speaker 4: What is? I don't know?
Speaker 3: Like vodka and the Chicka baners?
Speaker 1: Have you Hannah mac and cheese?
Speaker 11: Do you try anything?
Speaker 3: I'm getting better? That's plant faced?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I hate that, so I guess I've eat some kind
Speaker 4: of a plant. It must made me a few like
Speaker 4: weird things and they weird. What do you mean the
Speaker 4: glacamole that stuffs real weird?
Speaker 3: Yeahs a baby shit.
Speaker 5: I've never had what I know?
Speaker 4: It's you.
Speaker 2: He's never eaten a fruit or vegetable. He doesn't like
Speaker 2: trying new things, he thinks.
Speaker 6: He actually goes on to say, you know, like the
Speaker 6: hard guacamole with the pips still in it and they're
Speaker 6: like Africa.
Speaker 5: You know what, I get the pre load. You know,
Speaker 5: like sometimes when you go into weddings and stuff, you're like,
Speaker 5: it's going to be like.
Speaker 6: You pre load before an event. You know, the dinner
Speaker 6: we went to the other week, the anxiety coming from you,
Speaker 6: a little pre load.
Speaker 5: I got a little burger on the way.
Speaker 2: But we're going to Nobo and you love nobody.
Speaker 5: Yeah no, but it was a set menu. I didn't
Speaker 5: know what was going to be.
Speaker 4: All what about we'll speaking of trying.
Speaker 6: New But you wouldn't say that when you're meeting your
Speaker 6: partner's new friends for the.
Speaker 2: First time you need it.
Speaker 5: No, I'd take it to the grave, like you look guilty.
Speaker 4: Now you're trying new things.
Speaker 1: He's just tried sour cream for the first time and
Speaker 1: now he's putting it on his Toast's put it on everything.
Speaker 5: He's like, it's very good.
Speaker 4: I had Magi noodles last night, and.
Speaker 2: I just have wedges with sweet chili and the first
Speaker 2: water copper.
Speaker 4: Isn't it amazing?
Speaker 2: Now I get it.
Speaker 5: We'll grab a bour cream and chili.
Speaker 4: It really works.
Speaker 2: It's perfectly you are that guy anyway, jays.
Speaker 5: Hey. This weekend is Lad's weekend in the Hawk's house.
Speaker 5: So my wife is taking our twelve year old Felix
Speaker 5: to the Juice see with a bunch of other mums
Speaker 5: and his twelve year old mates. Okay, that's fun. Yeah,
Speaker 5: so the kids can do all the theme parks and everything.
Speaker 2: And didn't Hudson get to go?
Speaker 5: Well, because it's like Felix's mates. Yeah, so I've got
Speaker 5: Hardie the troublemaker, your spirit animal, and Archie the three
Speaker 5: year old liability. Now, Hudson, my nine year old, wanted
Speaker 5: some advice.
Speaker 4: From you, Lauren.
Speaker 5: Life advice, or he wanted some advice about what on
Speaker 5: what we should do for Lad's weekend? He joined us.
Speaker 6: Now, good morning, honey, morning, had good morning. I'm excited
Speaker 6: about mum going away. Yeah.
Speaker 2: What's the best bit about having the house just with
Speaker 2: the boys?
Speaker 10: I can sneak stuffing without anyone knowing?
Speaker 2: Jason? What sort of stuff you're sneaking in? Honey? I
Speaker 2: don't know, Like candy, another claw machine, another claw.
Speaker 6: Because you did buy a claw machine last time mum
Speaker 6: was away, didn't you. Yep?
Speaker 5: Is it all right? Honey?
Speaker 4: Is there anything you want to do that Mum won't
Speaker 4: let you do?
Speaker 14: Maybe that sneaks me into a casino.
Speaker 2: Oh has he done that before?
Speaker 5: May I?
Speaker 2: You can speak because you've got to defend yourself.
Speaker 5: We're not doing that again.
Speaker 4: No, no, no.
Speaker 2: Did he buy you a poker set once? Honey?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Do you reckon? You boys will sit around play poker? Maybe? Oh?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 11: Also we can do yes Day part two.
Speaker 2: That's a great idea, Lucky.
Speaker 5: Our video guy was going to come around for a
Speaker 5: beer tonight and Hoddy called him yesterday. And what did
Speaker 5: you ask Locky yesterday when you called him, hud do
Speaker 5: you play poker? And what did you want him to bring?
Speaker 7: A shiny watch?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 4: Watch?
Speaker 5: Watch?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 2: Are we playing with our possessions?
Speaker 6: Yeah? Gee whiz? All right, so it's just you, Dad
Speaker 6: and Archie. Who's going to get up to the most trouble?
Speaker 7: We know it would be me?
Speaker 1: So okay, So you want some advice from God? Hearty Lauren, Lauren,
Speaker 1: you're pretty responsible. Do you have any advice for HARDI?
Speaker 1: And also, by way of extension.
Speaker 6: Jays, Yeah, if dad doesn't give you what you want,
Speaker 6: just scream and scream and scream until you.
Speaker 2: Get your own way. That's what I would say. You
Speaker 2: should ask him for a pet. What about a pet?
Speaker 2: Do you want a dog? Sit my dogs this weekend?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 6: Hell yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Do you want my sausage dog.
Speaker 6: Or the big dog, big one, big one? Okay, you
Speaker 6: can have that's a great idea. Actually, yeah, do a
Speaker 6: trial pet.
Speaker 4: I've got a rule.
Speaker 5: Nothing else living comes into the house.
Speaker 11: A private jet.
Speaker 2: We'll still my classmatee a private jet with all your classes.
Speaker 5: All right, we're wrapping this up.
Speaker 2: Dad's got enough money he can pay for that.
Speaker 5: How do I will pick you up this afternoon after school?
Speaker 5: We will have a quiet weekend.
Speaker 2: What are you gonna have for dinner? Honey?
Speaker 11: Peak away?
Speaker 2: Take away? What sort of takeaway? What's your flavor?
Speaker 5: He probably say lobster.
Speaker 6: He always said it.
Speaker 2: He already said it. Love stuff, lobster.
Speaker 6: It is lobs, some cavia, some shiny watches, some poker,
Speaker 6: and we're sneaking into the casino.
Speaker 5: Sounds cheap weekend Right across Melbourne. This is Nomber one hundred.
Speaker 5: You are on the air with Jason Lauren Quince here
Speaker 5: as well, and guess who else?
Speaker 4: Our next guest needs no introduction.
Speaker 3: She's never royalty.
Speaker 13: We love her show in the afternoon and recently She's
Speaker 13: just released a fantastic cookbook.
Speaker 6: It's the hardest, most personal, delightful thing I've ever done,
Speaker 6: apart from having children.
Speaker 4: Welcome the Shortcut Queen herself.
Speaker 2: I've reinvented, guys. On the Shortcut Queen.
Speaker 6: Now rolled in in quite the jumpsuit with the matching
Speaker 6: bum bag. It's branded Monocron's a jumpsuit. I did it myself.
Speaker 6: Standing such a messy cook that you don't just wear
Speaker 6: an apron. You wear the whole suit and then you
Speaker 6: can just put the whole thing in the wash.
Speaker 2: It's like a has mat.
Speaker 5: We love merch, so that's right up out.
Speaker 2: I've brought in snacks. Guys, have you been baking?
Speaker 4: Yes, cooking cook book.
Speaker 1: So she's got her own cookbook, but it's already got
Speaker 1: your love. A cookbook that's already got food on it,
Speaker 1: like crumbs and oil.
Speaker 2: And it's the sign of a good recipe. Yeah, give
Speaker 2: it page one.
Speaker 6: Hundred and forty nine of Okay, I've got it here
Speaker 6: the Shortcut Queen, one hundred and forty nine pork slider.
Speaker 5: I was just riving apart your s sugar recipe.
Speaker 3: He sugar.
Speaker 5: Huge on the baked eggs.
Speaker 6: Do you know what Wali Ali gave that the tick
Speaker 6: of approval really is a shark sugar would look at
Speaker 6: those chriss Would you like a pooled talk slider made
Speaker 6: this very morning amazing?
Speaker 2: So are you joking?
Speaker 4: Okay? Can you give us a bit of an insight
Speaker 4: into the process.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm going to give you one, do you? I mean,
Speaker 2: hang on, I'm just saying you. Are you a jim bro?
Speaker 6: He's a gim bro from time to time, but today
Speaker 6: I'm not high protein. There's a lot of totally there now, Jayce,
Speaker 6: there's mayonnaise.
Speaker 5: In that though, that's why I picked at the bottom.
Speaker 6: No, there's only a tiny, wee bit of may He's
Speaker 6: not allergic. It's just a princess, thank you. I only
Speaker 6: use a tiny bit, and actually it's mainly sour creams.
Speaker 6: Otherwise it's too saucy, so good extra barbecue sauce. I
Speaker 6: just love this packaging, your original barbine made pot layo.
Speaker 6: So you know, Jace doesn't like and he's just one
Speaker 6: of the Chrissy through some of the weird things you
Speaker 6: don't need.
Speaker 5: I don't like cold food, like I needed cheese sandwich,
Speaker 5: but i'd toasted cheese sandwich.
Speaker 2: Wow, I love this.
Speaker 4: Don't do cold pizza or dot pizza.
Speaker 2: Yeah, cold pizza me neither.
Speaker 4: It's better than normal no.
Speaker 6: Day old pizza. But he won't do mayo. He won't
Speaker 6: do we we love barne me, but he won't do
Speaker 6: the mayo or the never do pase never ever. The
Speaker 6: reason I love this pulled pork slider recipe is a
Speaker 6: my co host Jack. It's his favorite thing.
Speaker 2: Can I Yeah.
Speaker 5: I love listening to you. Guys. It's like Jack wouldn't
Speaker 5: continue to live without you.
Speaker 2: But you're also the most opposite people.
Speaker 5: Similar face.
Speaker 2: It is this the way don't eat mayo because you
Speaker 2: get it on your face.
Speaker 4: A little bit of pork.
Speaker 6: There we go, Jack and I from two to four
Speaker 6: is the is the love that transcends sexuality and age.
Speaker 6: But the greatest thing about this recipe is the oven
Speaker 6: does all the work. You chuck in the cheapest cut
Speaker 6: of pork, and then you go about your day.
Speaker 2: So you don't need a slow cooker. No, I don't
Speaker 2: use slow cookers. I find them too juicy.
Speaker 4: I find slow cookers everything tastes the same.
Speaker 2: I agree, it's just too watery.
Speaker 6: I use a big cast iron, and I roll into
Speaker 6: the into the oven, and then I literally go to work.
Speaker 2: Can I please have a This is delicious, delicious is
Speaker 2: excellent coleslaw.
Speaker 6: So it's got, it's got poor pork and and Coleslaw
Speaker 6: is just God's gift to the earth. You know what,
Speaker 6: here's the shortcut. That's out of a bag. What it's
Speaker 6: out of a supermarket bag.
Speaker 2: That's how my hang on it up a bit. You're
Speaker 2: putting a bit of this and a bit of that.
Speaker 6: Can we face the bulk of the work is done
Speaker 6: by the oven and the supermarket.
Speaker 4: Nine out of ten I'd go nine.
Speaker 2: I'm going ten out of ten because christ One frightens me.
Speaker 2: Am I bothering you? How is your birthday party? I
Speaker 2: heard that was fun. It was really nice. It was
Speaker 2: really nice. I didn't I y pizza on a sun Sunday.
Speaker 6: Charles was nervous about coming to work on the Monday
Speaker 6: after the Sunday. Oh he turned up very, very hungoverder
Speaker 6: the weather. But I mean homemade pizza everything.
Speaker 5: One year for Christmas, we're having people coming around that
Speaker 5: were coming and going through the day, and I said
Speaker 5: to lure my wife run than let's do the whole
Speaker 5: sit down thing.
Speaker 4: Because we're gonna be get up to a pizza. Let's
Speaker 4: just get that cranking all day.
Speaker 2: We did a made to order and people people were.
Speaker 5: Getting involved there on a few drinks and making their
Speaker 5: own and we just did that through the day.
Speaker 6: Like he lives in a mountain, in a suburban house,
Speaker 6: it's got a water for water fountain. I had three
Speaker 6: plug in ones.
Speaker 2: Yeah, have you seen the one right down?
Speaker 5: My god, you sound like Luke's barme place. When they
Speaker 5: got the four ovens going for the before three.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to think, do you repress Curtis Stone, the
Speaker 2: slice Master? I just plugged them all in. Oh, you
Speaker 2: just did whatever you wanted and you had those big
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Chrissy, your house sounds like a fire track. You've
Speaker 5: got three pizza ovens. Go the oven.
Speaker 2: Yeah, seventeen Michael Jackson and a pepsi.
Speaker 5: Ad out in time for Christmas.
Speaker 2: Great Christmas present.
Speaker 5: Absolutely, So there's a.
Speaker 6: Really great recipe in there, because you know, when you
Speaker 6: have your hams and you're like, oh God, what am
Speaker 6: I going to do with that Sam, and you don't
Speaker 6: want to throw it out? And then you're like sniffing
Speaker 6: it and you're like, I may get food poisoning from this,
Speaker 6: but yeah, I have the best way to use up
Speaker 6: your Christmas ham in there. Actually play a song, do
Speaker 6: you show and whatever it is that you do, and
Speaker 6: I'm going to go and heat you up one.
Speaker 2: You can see what they're like Christmas a little these
Speaker 2: are little hands.
Speaker 4: I was going to say, Christmas had It's a bloody
Speaker 4: long song.
Speaker 5: We're going to play.
Speaker 4: Christy the Shortcut Queen. It is available now.
Speaker 2: At all good bookstores and a lot of the bad ones.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Great, so it just makes things easy. It's so short.
Speaker 5: Yeah, God love you, Christy Swan Johny So on the air,
Speaker 5: We'll see the savage.
Speaker 4: And over see gorgee right across Melbourne. This is Nomber
Speaker 4: one hundred.
Speaker 5: Good morning, you are on the air, which Ace and
Speaker 5: Lauren Clinton is here as well.
Speaker 4: Guys. That is it. We are getting out of here.
Speaker 4: Hey hey, I know, take it easy, take it easy.
Speaker 8: Thank you for the.
Speaker 4: First weekend off for our very own Clint down away.
Speaker 4: Thanks Mom, Thanks Dad, if you okay, it happened to.
Speaker 5: Be our Christmas shopping Saturday morning at ten o'clock and
Speaker 5: I see I'm still going to send you home.
Speaker 2: I'm leaving the country to avoid you this weekend.
Speaker 5: You are packing your bags and going to F one
Speaker 5: j one. Now enjoy, I'm working and let me record
Speaker 5: the tape.
Speaker 1: Now me a quiet weekend. I'm going to have a
Speaker 1: really quiet weekend, Jase. Yeah, I think I'll squeeze in
Speaker 1: a pilates class on Saturday. A sleepy Sunday morning, I
Speaker 1: might go to the toffee and do the tan.
Speaker 5: Okay, we'll play this bit back on Monday and we'll
Speaker 5: get a review of what actually got up to.
Speaker 6: Okay, God speed, brother, enjoy first weekend.
Speaker 5: Thank you, Lauren. Flash forward to my day so no
Speaker 5: sign of him?
Speaker 4: No, Okay, Good morning Melbourne.
Speaker 6: Seriously, let's play that ground back and compare the pit
Speaker 6: say hi, just say hi, I'm.
Speaker 4: Clinton, Cinema, Hi, I'm Clint down away.
Speaker 2: We'll play that on Monday morning.
Speaker 4: If you compare, compare the good morning.
Speaker 2: Have a great weekend. Everyone. Stay safe on the road.
Speaker 5: Absolutely, the great Aroon riches in there. Take enjoy schoolies.
Speaker 5: If you're your twelve kids.
Speaker 6: Heading off, stay safe, have fun exactly.
Speaker 4: We'll see Monday.
Speaker 1: Bye, Jason, Lauren, Lauren wake up feeling good following them
Speaker 1: on the socials