WEBVTT - Hayesy's Nightmare Proposal Story 0:00:01.000 --> 0:00:02.520 Gate, Ben Lamon Bell. 0:00:02.680 --> 0:00:05.560 The new sound of Nova Mornings in twenty twenty three 0:00:05.760 --> 0:00:07.240 is Early Breakfast. 0:00:06.840 --> 0:00:09.959 Peg the Ben Lemon Bell from six AM and Jodie 0:00:09.960 --> 0:00:11.319 and Hazy from seven. 0:00:11.480 --> 0:00:12.280 You guys have got on great. 0:00:12.440 --> 0:00:13.120 I love. 0:00:14.680 --> 0:00:21.560 Great, life bearable Jody Hazy. It's the new sound of 0:00:21.680 --> 0:00:23.400 Nova in twenty twenty three. 0:00:23.680 --> 0:00:25.240 I love it when you hear something on the radio 0:00:25.239 --> 0:00:27.360 and he thought, you know what, I'm going to explore 0:00:27.400 --> 0:00:27.920 that further. 0:00:28.120 --> 0:00:29.080 Give you the podcast. 0:00:29.280 --> 0:00:31.480 That's where you are right now, that's where you've landed, 0:00:31.640 --> 0:00:34.000 and welcome aboard. Hey, we need to talk about your 0:00:34.000 --> 0:00:36.519 worst job Wednesday in the podcast. So you had to 0:00:36.520 --> 0:00:38.400 clean up the tank of Spiker turtle. How'd you go? 0:00:38.720 --> 0:00:40.239 I think I went pretty well, but we'll get some 0:00:40.280 --> 0:00:43.200 feedback from Michelle. And like I've said from day dot, 0:00:43.960 --> 0:00:46.920 put me into a tank with a bunch of algen 0:00:47.080 --> 0:00:48.640 and some turtles and I'm happy. 0:00:48.760 --> 0:00:50.680 Oh you're like a pig and pop. 0:00:50.880 --> 0:00:52.040 How many times have I told you that? 0:00:52.600 --> 0:00:54.080 So many times? 0:00:54.120 --> 0:00:56.120 I can't even We play a little game called to 0:00:56.160 --> 0:00:56.960 ask Us Anything. 0:00:57.240 --> 0:00:59.240 This was a version of Kiss Mary and Kill with 0:00:59.280 --> 0:00:59.840 Ben Lamb. 0:00:59.880 --> 0:01:02.279 And you'd be very interested to know who wanted to 0:01:02.280 --> 0:01:04.679 pass who if not a little more, you. 0:01:04.640 --> 0:01:05.880 Know, big old pashfest. 0:01:06.240 --> 0:01:07.800 And also one of the other questions on the side, 0:01:07.840 --> 0:01:12.640 note android or iPhone? Yeah, surprisingly some solid feedback and 0:01:12.760 --> 0:01:15.559 would you believe it there are Android users out there. 0:01:15.760 --> 0:01:20.000 You also destroyed someone's proposal, absolutely blew it apart. 0:01:20.480 --> 0:01:22.080 So you need to tell that story for people. 0:01:22.440 --> 0:01:24.680 We know that the old saying too, don't you what 0:01:25.040 --> 0:01:28.839 for one marriage to be successful, you've got to obliterate another. 0:01:30.360 --> 0:01:33.440 They do say that Jodie's juice a spicy ex lover 0:01:33.520 --> 0:01:37.119 spat between the Veronicas and Ruby Rose. Unbelievable, seeing she's 0:01:37.120 --> 0:01:39.360 writing a book and she is on a mission to 0:01:39.440 --> 0:01:40.679 destroy the Veronicas. 0:01:40.959 --> 0:01:42.520 I never thought i'd say that sentence. 0:01:43.280 --> 0:01:46.160 No one saw that coming, except for maybe is Jess 0:01:46.200 --> 0:01:46.640 is involved? 0:01:46.640 --> 0:01:47.559 I think Jess sorry coming. 0:01:47.680 --> 0:01:50.080 Yeah, twins are dangerous business dating twins. 0:01:49.880 --> 0:01:53.560 Say that much what the mass as well. There's chronic 0:01:53.600 --> 0:01:57.160 gaslighting going on in this shop. There's chronic gaslighting going 0:01:57.200 --> 0:01:59.680 on in this show, and we need to really drill down. 0:02:00.040 --> 0:02:02.160 I just sort of feel like you're not looking at 0:02:02.240 --> 0:02:05.200 things from my perspective. But why do you just stop 0:02:05.240 --> 0:02:07.640 for a second and think about what I'm going through? 0:02:07.640 --> 0:02:09.760 As well, so that you're always thinking about yourself. 0:02:09.800 --> 0:02:13.040 You're responsible for how you feel. That's the issue. 0:02:13.200 --> 0:02:14.840 You're crazy, You're crazier. 0:02:16.360 --> 0:02:17.639 Good morning, I've got a couple of mates. 0:02:17.680 --> 0:02:20.400 Actually, the recent got engaged, Yes, and reminded me of 0:02:20.440 --> 0:02:23.480 my engagement the other day, because it was probably a 0:02:23.520 --> 0:02:25.239 pome moment of my life. I thought, I think I 0:02:25.400 --> 0:02:26.320 quite got a plan, did it? 0:02:26.919 --> 0:02:28.040 You're engagement the other day? 0:02:28.480 --> 0:02:32.360 My proposal to my lovely wife Kara, and I do 0:02:32.440 --> 0:02:34.560 remember it as well. Actually, just organizing, I thought I 0:02:34.600 --> 0:02:37.160 had every single box covered. Yep. Went to the bottom 0:02:37.160 --> 0:02:40.080 of Mount Lofty, Yep, that stage we're running together. I 0:02:40.120 --> 0:02:42.680 got my brother in law to potentially meet us down 0:02:42.720 --> 0:02:45.080 the bottom and then pull out at the last second 0:02:45.240 --> 0:02:47.200 so he could go to the top with champagne and 0:02:47.240 --> 0:02:48.000 everything you needed. 0:02:48.200 --> 0:02:49.400 Yeah, so he did that. 0:02:49.480 --> 0:02:51.720 Also getting his car and drive up the top. Yes, 0:02:51.760 --> 0:02:53.680 and set it all up for you all while you're 0:02:53.760 --> 0:02:55.960 running up. While we were running up, I'll just paint 0:02:55.960 --> 0:02:57.080 the pictures for you in this story. 0:02:57.320 --> 0:02:57.519 Yes. 0:02:57.600 --> 0:02:59.000 And I did the manly thing as well and just 0:02:59.080 --> 0:03:01.359 ran off nice and early in the run. I was like, 0:03:01.400 --> 0:03:03.200 I'm going to give it a real hard, cracky car 0:03:03.280 --> 0:03:05.760 I'll see you at the top. Fend for yourself if 0:03:05.960 --> 0:03:06.800 any predators come. 0:03:06.840 --> 0:03:07.280 But that's okay. 0:03:07.360 --> 0:03:09.440 There's no mountain lines on the track at that stage. 0:03:10.160 --> 0:03:12.000 And I remember getting to the top going, well, this 0:03:12.040 --> 0:03:13.959 hasn't gone to plan it out. It's right on dusk 0:03:14.280 --> 0:03:17.639 and there's a busload of three hundred tourists that had 0:03:17.680 --> 0:03:20.840 absolutely bombarded the primposition, you know, the promises. We look 0:03:20.880 --> 0:03:23.800 out and there was a tiny little spot on the corner, 0:03:23.919 --> 0:03:25.120 like a ride in the back corner. 0:03:25.120 --> 0:03:27.600 It wasn't prime real estate at all. And I remember 0:03:27.600 --> 0:03:27.840 there was. 0:03:27.840 --> 0:03:30.000 A couple there and they were carrying on kissing and 0:03:30.040 --> 0:03:32.079 being all lovey dovey, and I thought, for God's sake, 0:03:32.160 --> 0:03:36.400 get out of my way. Being an absolute freak, I 0:03:36.480 --> 0:03:37.920 nudge next to them because the car is going to 0:03:37.920 --> 0:03:40.640 get up to there any second. I nudged next to them, 0:03:40.680 --> 0:03:42.800 and I was making contact with the bloke and he's 0:03:42.800 --> 0:03:44.320 looking at me a couple of times, going what is 0:03:44.320 --> 0:03:44.920 this boke doing? 0:03:45.120 --> 0:03:47.320 So you're actual like Keip been shouldering him to get him. 0:03:47.200 --> 0:03:47.600 Out of the way. 0:03:48.320 --> 0:03:50.000 She's like, well, there's something wrong with this bloke. 0:03:50.040 --> 0:03:52.880 He's touching me, he's by himself, And then eventually he 0:03:53.000 --> 0:03:56.400 said something to her and they've left right So just 0:03:56.440 --> 0:03:59.400 as they leave, Car comes around the corner. I was like, oh, 0:03:59.440 --> 0:04:02.480 that's good time. And then Kara and just rattled me 0:04:02.520 --> 0:04:06.080 and I'll never forget it. Car goes. First thing she 0:04:06.080 --> 0:04:08.600 says to me she has Oh my god, they just 0:04:08.640 --> 0:04:13.120 got engaged. She's showing she's showing off her rings. I'm like, 0:04:13.280 --> 0:04:17.200 oh my god, I just ruined an engagement for the 0:04:17.240 --> 0:04:19.040 sake of my own and I couldn't find my words. 0:04:19.040 --> 0:04:20.200 I was a stuttering mess. 0:04:21.360 --> 0:04:25.279 And to this day it I wonder where this couple 0:04:25.360 --> 0:04:28.120 is and here they're going, yeah, and if they're still together, 0:04:28.480 --> 0:04:30.320 and if they sit there and be like, our engagement 0:04:30.360 --> 0:04:33.120 was so good until this free time and started her shoulder. 0:04:34.720 --> 0:04:35.839 Just freaking story. 0:04:37.320 --> 0:04:45.880 Huge, so much good use this morning. So Ruby Rose 0:04:46.320 --> 0:04:49.120 has bound to expose the truth about the Veronicas in 0:04:49.160 --> 0:04:53.720 a scathing social media post dubbing the twin Cist singers horrific. 0:04:54.200 --> 0:04:55.480 Horrific. I tell you so. 0:04:55.520 --> 0:05:00.479 The Aussie actress who dated jess Or Iglacio from sixteen 0:05:00.520 --> 0:05:03.760 to twenty eighteen told twenty one million Instagram followers she 0:05:03.800 --> 0:05:05.520 was in the middle of writing her first book, so 0:05:05.880 --> 0:05:09.040 she then openly targeted the Brisbane born sisters and said 0:05:09.080 --> 0:05:13.760 outing them was her first priority in the upcoming expose a. 0:05:14.760 --> 0:05:17.240 This is the quote from her Instagram post The Truth. 0:05:17.320 --> 0:05:19.560 It will PI double five A lot of people off 0:05:20.080 --> 0:05:22.719 and she said, but maybe you should have been better 0:05:23.080 --> 0:05:25.640 excited to be free, excited to tell the truth on 0:05:25.720 --> 0:05:31.600 the sisters. You're first, how horrific you are? Shots fired? 0:05:32.320 --> 0:05:34.520 Just trying to pick up the cues here and read 0:05:34.520 --> 0:05:36.840 this whole situation. But I'm I feel like it didn't end. 0:05:36.880 --> 0:05:37.200 Well. 0:05:37.720 --> 0:05:38.640 Are you getting that vibe? 0:05:38.680 --> 0:05:41.080 You're so good at picking up these social cues. 0:05:41.240 --> 0:05:43.279 Well, you're amazing. Nicknames doctor Phil. 0:05:43.400 --> 0:05:49.200 Okay, let's talk about Adele. Shall we never find so? 0:05:49.960 --> 0:05:57.520 Thank you? Thank it's Adele. This would be a positive story, 0:05:57.560 --> 0:06:00.280 no doubt, kindness. 0:06:00.160 --> 0:06:02.160 Order it was the blink and you'll miss it sort 0:06:02.160 --> 0:06:04.680 of Grammy's moment We all miss so. Adele was looking 0:06:04.760 --> 0:06:07.000 less than thrilled in the moments after Harry Styles was 0:06:07.000 --> 0:06:09.720 announced as the winner of the Knight's Top Award Best 0:06:09.760 --> 0:06:12.640 Album so Footage from the event shows the former One 0:06:12.680 --> 0:06:14.920 Direction star Styles baring his head in his hands as 0:06:14.960 --> 0:06:17.719 Harry's House was announced Album of the Year. All those 0:06:17.760 --> 0:06:21.240 around him, including his friend and fellow nominee Lizo. 0:06:21.080 --> 0:06:22.920 Leapt to their feet, everyone standing up, Bason. 0:06:22.640 --> 0:06:26.280 Going Adel just sitting there looking so unimpressed. But some 0:06:26.320 --> 0:06:28.560 people are defending her, saying, well, she was just so 0:06:28.600 --> 0:06:32.599 surprised and shocked that Beyonce didn't win Best Album. 0:06:32.560 --> 0:06:36.240 Or the other theory was she was she shard some hecklers. 0:06:36.600 --> 0:06:38.880 Oh okay, that she heard some hecklers on Harry and 0:06:38.960 --> 0:06:42.080 she wasn't happy. Which theory do you choose to believed? 0:06:42.080 --> 0:06:44.080 It's so confusing, isn't it. I don't know where to 0:06:44.240 --> 0:06:45.520 where to go with this one. 0:06:46.200 --> 0:06:49.560 Leonardo DiCaprio, well, he's being roasted online now after being 0:06:49.600 --> 0:06:52.360 linked to a nineteen year old model. He was spotted 0:06:52.360 --> 0:06:55.880 at an EP release party for Ebanie Riley seated next 0:06:55.920 --> 0:06:57.560 to an Israeli. 0:06:57.080 --> 0:06:58.839 Model, Eden Polani. 0:06:59.160 --> 0:07:02.600 Polani is nineteen and I'm sure I've nailed that pronunciation. 0:07:03.040 --> 0:07:05.920 DiCaprio is forty eighth. 0:07:06.240 --> 0:07:07.280 He's some mets on that. 0:07:07.560 --> 0:07:12.440 Was that hang on nineteen minus fourteen, twenty seven years thirty. 0:07:12.320 --> 0:07:16.840 Seven times pie divided by three neutrons. 0:07:17.240 --> 0:07:19.680 This is DiCaprio talking about his love life and the 0:07:19.760 --> 0:07:20.480 interest in it. 0:07:20.960 --> 0:07:24.040 I never question what I'm subconsciously attracted to. 0:07:24.200 --> 0:07:25.920 Some people would look at me and MALEV and say 0:07:25.960 --> 0:07:29.120 it's not normal, and other people might say that is 0:07:29.240 --> 0:07:30.480 I don't know it's normal. 0:07:31.200 --> 0:07:34.240 No, No, most men going, well, if you can, why 0:07:34.280 --> 0:07:34.600 don't you? 0:07:35.120 --> 0:07:38.000 I don't think so I know, like who is. 0:07:38.240 --> 0:07:40.880 I just can't understand, Like I can't understand someone in 0:07:40.920 --> 0:07:44.320 their late forties having anything in common with a nineteen 0:07:44.400 --> 0:07:48.080 year old, like theoretically she could be his daughter. 0:07:48.520 --> 0:07:51.480 Well absolutely, But also now that if you get in 0:07:51.480 --> 0:07:54.520 a relationship with Leo DiCaprio, do you go into it 0:07:54.600 --> 0:07:55.800 knowing that it's got an expiry date? 0:07:56.240 --> 0:07:56.800 Because it does. 0:07:56.960 --> 0:07:57.400 You have to. 0:07:57.480 --> 0:07:58.480 It's not a happier rafter. 0:07:58.560 --> 0:08:01.040 No, And then this is the wit diverse going nuts 0:08:01.040 --> 0:08:01.520 on this one. 0:08:01.720 --> 0:08:02.200 Here we go. 0:08:02.480 --> 0:08:04.600 Leonardo DiCaprio's girlfriend is so young. 0:08:04.640 --> 0:08:07.840 Her high school experience was interrupted by COVID nineteen. 0:08:08.400 --> 0:08:10.520 That's when you know you're young. Yeah, when you couldn't go. 0:08:10.520 --> 0:08:14.520 To prom Leo DiCaprio, who is now dating the nineteen 0:08:14.600 --> 0:08:16.760 year old goddess of youth. He now has a full 0:08:16.800 --> 0:08:19.040 six years of dating her before she gets too old. 0:08:19.200 --> 0:08:21.960 Love that for him, true loved its finest fun fact, 0:08:22.000 --> 0:08:24.400 she was negative seven years old when Titanic came out. 0:08:25.800 --> 0:08:27.680 She was still seven years in the making. 0:08:27.840 --> 0:08:32.920 Yes, dear me, Okay, let's get to Maths. The annual 0:08:33.000 --> 0:08:35.800 Hot or Not List was back on Maths last night. 0:08:35.880 --> 0:08:38.080 So if you don't know what this is, Basically, they 0:08:38.160 --> 0:08:40.160 get the guys to rank. 0:08:40.400 --> 0:08:43.800 Their wives up against all the other wives on the show. 0:08:43.880 --> 0:08:46.760 What could possibly go wrong with ranking the level of 0:08:46.800 --> 0:08:48.280 attractiveness of your partner? 0:08:48.920 --> 0:08:50.559 How could that go pear shape? 0:08:50.840 --> 0:08:54.880 And how are Maths selling this as an honesty exercise 0:08:54.880 --> 0:08:57.000 that's going to improve their relationships? 0:08:57.679 --> 0:08:58.760 Do they think we're idiots? 0:08:58.840 --> 0:09:01.800 It's an interesting experience. Who would have thought that it 0:09:01.800 --> 0:09:03.920 would go in such a prickly direction when you were 0:09:03.960 --> 0:09:05.520 purely talking about esthetics. 0:09:05.720 --> 0:09:09.520 Cue the most offensive lines ever muttered on my television. 0:09:09.520 --> 0:09:13.240 This is Shannon, who ranked his wife Caitlin third third. 0:09:13.280 --> 0:09:16.120 I tell you up against the other women. Take a listen. 0:09:17.960 --> 0:09:18.400 I don't know. 0:09:19.000 --> 0:09:21.800 I do like I still I hate the fact that 0:09:21.800 --> 0:09:23.120 I still her. 0:09:23.520 --> 0:09:25.000 I've got so much respect to you. 0:09:25.080 --> 0:09:27.640 I'm not just gonna why I can't do it like 0:09:27.679 --> 0:09:28.920 you're an absolute saint. 0:09:29.480 --> 0:09:30.319 So this is Shannon. 0:09:30.520 --> 0:09:32.920 Yeah, different part Yeah that was a different brother was 0:09:33.000 --> 0:09:36.440 him saying, because she overheard him talking on the phone 0:09:37.080 --> 0:09:40.319 to his ex fiance and then he came back and 0:09:40.360 --> 0:09:44.200 said I still love her. But he basically said to her, 0:09:43.840 --> 0:09:45.439 I've I've. 0:09:45.360 --> 0:09:46.559 Seen you without makeup. 0:09:46.720 --> 0:09:50.880 I haven't seen the other girls without makeup and their 0:09:51.000 --> 0:09:53.000 natural beauty shines through. 0:09:54.920 --> 0:09:56.480 Shannon, you are in hell. 0:09:57.360 --> 0:10:00.800 I never felt like a holiday after your holiday. 0:10:00.120 --> 0:10:03.120 After every single holiday for me, plan your next getaway 0:10:03.240 --> 0:10:06.120 on the what if but access at mobile exclusive. 0:10:05.600 --> 0:10:08.959 Deals plus select hotels are fully refundable just in case 0:10:09.000 --> 0:10:09.800 you change your plans. 0:10:09.840 --> 0:10:12.760 Booking cancelation windows apply. What if it's Aussie for travel? 0:10:15.080 --> 0:10:21.599 You tell me you built a time machine. 0:10:19.520 --> 0:10:23.520 On this day, Wednesday, the eighth of February. Hello, welcome 0:10:23.559 --> 0:10:25.360 to On this days he will take a little trip 0:10:25.400 --> 0:10:28.280 down memory La. Nineteen twenty six, Disney Brothers Cartoon Studio 0:10:28.280 --> 0:10:31.040 becomes at Walt Disney Studios. Let's have a little turn 0:10:31.080 --> 0:10:32.600 of this favorite Disney movie. 0:10:32.679 --> 0:10:34.200 Joe, Oh, this is easy, Lion. 0:10:34.120 --> 0:10:36.680 King linking, Long Live the King. 0:10:36.880 --> 0:10:41.280 Yeah, move fussor move fussor set again, So set again, 0:10:41.320 --> 0:10:42.160 move fussor. 0:10:43.720 --> 0:10:49.079 Your Zoe, Beauty the Beast, maybe Beauty and the Beast. 0:10:49.880 --> 0:10:54.320 Thanks for ruining the vibe is that one? Yeah, how 0:10:54.320 --> 0:10:55.800 can I go modern? Can I say my honor? 0:10:56.040 --> 0:10:56.199 Yeah? 0:10:56.200 --> 0:10:59.440 You can? What can I say? Except you're welcome? 0:11:00.200 --> 0:11:01.160 You gear up to that? 0:11:01.320 --> 0:11:05.880 Don't you good? Isn't it? MAUI? What a character? Oh? 0:11:06.080 --> 0:11:08.680 For goodness sake, and he's moving Tattoo's outrageous stuff. 0:11:09.280 --> 0:11:11.480 Nineteen sixty eight. Planet of the Apes premier is in 0:11:11.520 --> 0:11:12.360 New York City. 0:11:12.640 --> 0:11:14.520 Finally really did it? 0:11:21.080 --> 0:11:23.319 Nineteen ninety two. I'm too sexy by right, said Fred 0:11:23.360 --> 0:11:24.360 Peaks at number one. 0:11:24.960 --> 0:11:26.600 Go on, then give it a go. 0:11:27.440 --> 0:11:33.520 I'm sexy for my cat, him from my cat, for pussy. 0:11:33.120 --> 0:11:34.079 For pussy cat. 0:11:36.040 --> 0:11:40.480 Wowie, goodness, may I am to sexy for this song? 0:11:40.920 --> 0:11:43.440 Two thousand and five Google Maps, so web mapping service 0:11:43.440 --> 0:11:46.000 developed by Google was launched, and then we said goodbye 0:11:46.080 --> 0:11:49.199 to the Gregory Street Directories, which was you go to present. 0:11:49.600 --> 0:11:52.000 It was an annoying present, but it was like, it's 0:11:52.040 --> 0:11:53.000 actually quite heavy. 0:11:53.160 --> 0:11:54.640 Yeah, street directory Back in the day. 0:11:54.679 --> 0:11:57.720 We've still got a cameraman at Channel ten who refuses 0:11:58.160 --> 0:11:59.439 to read a map off his phone. 0:11:59.520 --> 0:12:01.640 Really shame Rob Chandrell. 0:12:02.120 --> 0:12:04.600 Rob uses his old school Matt Boy. 0:12:04.760 --> 0:12:06.160 Oh, come on, Rob's time to grow up. 0:12:06.280 --> 0:12:09.560 Twenty twenty three, nineteen seventy seven. Barry Hall was born 0:12:09.600 --> 0:12:12.199 in Victoria. Today is his forty sixth the birthday. 0:12:12.400 --> 0:12:17.360 He looks. Barry's got seventy head every birds got. 0:12:17.440 --> 0:12:20.360 He's been an absolute unit for forty six years. Remember 0:12:20.400 --> 0:12:22.640 that time where the Swans were playing against West Coast 0:12:23.120 --> 0:12:25.160 and Barry could hear that mosquito in his year So 0:12:25.160 --> 0:12:27.720 he's like, I'm just gonna swap this mosquito. But unfortunately 0:12:27.760 --> 0:12:29.280 with an open hand, he had a clench fish and 0:12:29.360 --> 0:12:32.320 unfortunately where he thought the moscato was was Brent Steaker's jaw, 0:12:32.920 --> 0:12:35.320 and Brent Steak got launched into a different stratage. 0:12:37.360 --> 0:12:39.880 That is the probably the most epic brain snap in 0:12:40.040 --> 0:12:40.920 AFL history. 0:12:41.080 --> 0:12:43.840 And you went, ooh, let's not closely check Barry Hall 0:12:43.880 --> 0:12:44.439 ever again. 0:12:44.559 --> 0:12:47.040 Yeah, And also did the tribunal see that? 0:12:47.240 --> 0:12:49.560 Gosh, they were like, well, we didn't see it. We 0:12:49.600 --> 0:12:53.360 didn't see it. Don't hurt us, Barry. You're fine. 0:12:53.840 --> 0:12:56.840 I gotta give you seven weeks anyway. Twenty nineteen, Amazon 0:12:56.880 --> 0:12:59.560 founder Jeff Bezos accused as the national in Choir and 0:12:59.640 --> 0:13:03.560 it's so American media incorporate of blackmail over private messages 0:13:03.600 --> 0:13:07.679 detailing an extra marital affair of right at Jeff and 0:13:07.720 --> 0:13:12.040 everyone Else saucy characters, O Goodness say keep it Clean. 0:13:12.640 --> 0:13:14.720 Another one song in the RAH charts in nineteen ninety 0:13:14.760 --> 0:13:17.400 nine was if You Had My Love by Jennifer Lopez. 0:13:17.600 --> 0:13:20.280 Fun fact. From nineteen ninety nine to this day, she 0:13:20.360 --> 0:13:21.640 has not aged. No. 0:13:22.320 --> 0:13:24.160 It's quite incredible how that's happened. 0:13:25.520 --> 0:13:26.679 Enjoy Jodie Hazy. 0:13:35.280 --> 0:13:41.880 Time to get the hands dirty, Most Job, Worst Job Wednesday. 0:13:42.360 --> 0:13:43.439 You're the new kid on the block. 0:13:43.640 --> 0:13:45.480 So what we need to do is get you out 0:13:45.520 --> 0:13:48.200 and about onto the streets of Adelaide, helping people out 0:13:48.240 --> 0:13:51.400 so they can really get to know the real Andrew Hayes. 0:13:51.720 --> 0:13:53.319 This is called Worst Job Wednesday. 0:13:53.360 --> 0:13:55.440 So if you've got something you would like Hazy to do, 0:13:55.480 --> 0:13:57.840 breakfast at over nine one nine dot com dot are 0:13:57.880 --> 0:14:00.440 you You'll literally do anything I tell you if you. 0:14:00.400 --> 0:14:02.280 Want to raise on the farm. I don't mind getting 0:14:02.320 --> 0:14:04.480 my hands dirty, all right. We kicked it off last week, 0:14:04.520 --> 0:14:06.880 our inaugural edition of Worst Job Wednesday, and I was 0:14:06.880 --> 0:14:10.160 just tackling spiders, just punching them off. Spidy here, spidery there, 0:14:10.200 --> 0:14:13.079 bang bang bang, getting through to make sure that Lisa 0:14:13.760 --> 0:14:16.320 had this really, really lovely little outdoor sitting area. 0:14:17.000 --> 0:14:19.360 Can anyone remember on The Simpsons when Ned Flanders does 0:14:19.400 --> 0:14:22.600 that really high pitched girly squill that was you with 0:14:22.640 --> 0:14:23.080 a spider? 0:14:23.640 --> 0:14:25.080 Was me waving my arms around. 0:14:25.560 --> 0:14:30.080 Let's go to Michelle from Parafield. Good morning, Michelle, Good morning, Jodi. 0:14:30.200 --> 0:14:32.520 How are you great? Thank you for registering. Can you 0:14:32.520 --> 0:14:34.360 please tell us what you would like Hazy to do? 0:14:34.720 --> 0:14:37.880 Hazy? I have a twenty eight year old turtle, Spie, 0:14:38.080 --> 0:14:41.320 and his pond is a very gross and green again 0:14:41.520 --> 0:14:44.920 and needs cleaning. So I really need your help, Hazy, 0:14:45.000 --> 0:14:47.880 and I think it's time to put on that glamorous 0:14:47.920 --> 0:14:51.400 and breathable hassman suit and come out and meet Spike 0:14:51.520 --> 0:14:54.000 and clean his pond for me. Please. It's a very 0:14:54.080 --> 0:14:56.600 yuppy breen Hey, you dirty pond smell? 0:14:57.280 --> 0:15:00.840 Michelle? Did you say turtles turtle? Okay? Good news? 0:15:00.920 --> 0:15:05.320 I like titles very much, so very very fondness for 0:15:05.520 --> 0:15:07.800 a turtle named Spike twenty eight? 0:15:07.880 --> 0:15:09.560 Does that mean he's old or is he just sort 0:15:09.560 --> 0:15:10.360 of middle aged? 0:15:10.480 --> 0:15:14.160 Or no, I say he's old. I mean he actually 0:15:14.200 --> 0:15:19.120 started out in a beautiful four foot aquarium inside and 0:15:19.480 --> 0:15:24.480 after he broke three heaters too samostats and then he 0:15:24.600 --> 0:15:27.800 had buttered the rock in the bottom and cracked the 0:15:27.840 --> 0:15:32.520 bottom of the rum tanks. He was shifted outside Spikes. 0:15:33.040 --> 0:15:34.680 Sounds like Spike's got some demons there. 0:15:36.680 --> 0:15:39.120 No, he's quite cute and has a bit of personality. 0:15:39.440 --> 0:15:41.160 Well, I'm looking forward to meeting him because it's been 0:15:41.200 --> 0:15:42.520 weeks since I cleaned out a turtle. 0:15:43.680 --> 0:15:47.040 Where do we put Spike when Hazy is cleaning the 0:15:47.120 --> 0:15:47.760 said pond? 0:15:48.480 --> 0:15:51.480 Okay, so I've just got a little container that I 0:15:51.600 --> 0:15:53.920 just put some mums. I'll just put tap water in 0:15:53.960 --> 0:15:56.200 and I'll pop him in there with a bit of food, right, 0:15:56.440 --> 0:15:58.440 just to keep him out the way and in the 0:15:58.480 --> 0:16:00.800 shade while it's all being done. And it will take 0:16:00.840 --> 0:16:01.480 a bit of time. 0:16:01.760 --> 0:16:06.640 Oh okay, big jobman the afternoon, Michelle, thank you so 0:16:06.720 --> 0:16:07.560 much for getting involved. 0:16:07.600 --> 0:16:10.320 I can't wait to meet Spike and hopefully we can 0:16:10.440 --> 0:16:14.040 just changed Spike's life and in some way slightly yours 0:16:14.080 --> 0:16:14.360 as well. 0:16:17.440 --> 0:16:20.120 Oh yes, that would be absolutely amazing. And Jody, you 0:16:20.200 --> 0:16:22.440 absolutely love your work and I'm glad that you're putting 0:16:22.440 --> 0:16:23.520 Hazy out to do some. 0:16:23.520 --> 0:16:25.200 Hard yea, thank you so much. 0:16:25.240 --> 0:16:27.680 While ask while I sit back here with my ice 0:16:27.840 --> 0:16:29.040 laugh my feet. 0:16:28.840 --> 0:16:30.200 Up on the desk. I love it. 0:16:30.200 --> 0:16:30.840 Oh you sure? 0:16:31.560 --> 0:16:32.560 Thanks Michelle and. 0:16:32.960 --> 0:16:36.840 Jody and Hazes ask us anything where nothing is off 0:16:36.920 --> 0:16:40.680 limits because we're still breaking down some walls, getting to 0:16:40.720 --> 0:16:43.600 know each other the listeners and vice versa, and also 0:16:43.720 --> 0:16:45.119 produce a sure good morning. 0:16:44.840 --> 0:16:47.400 The good morning. Hey, this is my favorite segment. 0:16:47.600 --> 0:16:49.560 You love it. You have a little glint in You're right, 0:16:49.720 --> 0:16:50.640 go on then rip into it. 0:16:50.760 --> 0:16:52.440 Ask you guys all these questions, and if you do 0:16:52.480 --> 0:16:54.400 have a question, you can email us at Breakfast at 0:16:54.440 --> 0:16:57.160 and over nine to one nine a dot com dot au. 0:16:57.480 --> 0:17:00.440 So our first question is from Dante in Dinger. 0:17:01.280 --> 0:17:01.640 Guys. 0:17:01.680 --> 0:17:04.119 I'm a no fluff kind of bloke and I think 0:17:04.160 --> 0:17:06.639 you guys are sounding good, but I'm asking for a friend. 0:17:06.880 --> 0:17:08.960 Have you ever been in a situation you can't talk 0:17:09.000 --> 0:17:09.720 yourselves out of? 0:17:10.760 --> 0:17:13.480 Hm? There you go first with this one. Oh, I 0:17:13.520 --> 0:17:14.160 don't go first. 0:17:14.960 --> 0:17:17.640 A picture of this young Andrew Hayes around the age 0:17:17.680 --> 0:17:19.920 of nineteen and really just exploring the world and trying 0:17:19.960 --> 0:17:22.200 to subverb myself and get myself involved in as many 0:17:22.200 --> 0:17:24.520 activities as possible. I used to live in Sydney and 0:17:24.520 --> 0:17:26.600 we used to frequent the night area of the King's 0:17:26.600 --> 0:17:30.359 Cross and I remember one particular night venturing up to 0:17:31.160 --> 0:17:32.560 I can't even remember what it was, but it was 0:17:32.600 --> 0:17:35.879 like a five story facility, wasn't the classy one that 0:17:36.000 --> 0:17:37.560 was in the one in the middle of town anyway, 0:17:38.080 --> 0:17:40.600 And I remember getting halfway up and for whatever reason, 0:17:41.000 --> 0:17:42.439 I didn't think i'd have time to get to the 0:17:42.440 --> 0:17:45.280 toilet number one just too for those playing along at home. 0:17:45.920 --> 0:17:49.800 So I remember being in the process, in the process 0:17:49.840 --> 0:17:51.520 of doing what I had to do, and just getting 0:17:51.520 --> 0:17:55.760 a tap shoulder. Oh no, big Burley bouncer, and he 0:17:55.880 --> 0:17:58.480