WEBVTT - The Downside Of Getting Nude In Front Of Strangers

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<v Speaker 1>Morning, every day, Alad.

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<v Speaker 2>Taking all our off air conversations onto the air.

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<v Speaker 3>Ten News, First Weather Present, squeezing the shower screens.

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<v Speaker 4>You know what's not sexy lime scale produces Zoe.

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<v Speaker 5>I've gained something from my latest breakup, a house bunk.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel unused in girls. Yeah, it's sure, it's Joy,

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<v Speaker 1>it's Producers Zoe, and it's tip warmth from ten Yews

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<v Speaker 1>First My Dogs.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, girls, if you.

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<v Speaker 2>Haven't heard chick Chat before, this is basically where we

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<v Speaker 2>talk about the little risk gay conversations that we have

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<v Speaker 2>off there, and we're like, let's scrow.

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<v Speaker 6>It, let's just talk about it on Hey.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, sure, you and I were having a conversation at

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<v Speaker 2>ten you first the other day. Yes, Joe's about the

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<v Speaker 2>fact that you are now getting lazers. Yes, I want

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<v Speaker 2>to be a little hairless catch from the top to toe,

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<v Speaker 2>one of those what are they called me.

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<v Speaker 1>Chasing some hard hitting stories channel.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a lot of downtown Yeah, yes, and we're just

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<v Speaker 2>saying how very awkward it is that you meet a

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<v Speaker 2>stranger and then next minute you're sort of nude.

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<v Speaker 4>In fact, that's it.

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<v Speaker 3>The only people who see me nude are my partner

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<v Speaker 3>and a complete stranger.

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<v Speaker 4>I see every six weeks. It's always a different person

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<v Speaker 4>every six weeks.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, it's not the same.

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<v Speaker 3>I hoped it would be the same person because the

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<v Speaker 3>first time you stripped down and hazy, you're stripped down.

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<v Speaker 4>If you're wondering, I can see the bamboozooman in your eyes.

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<v Speaker 1>So many questions on then, so many questions. Is it

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<v Speaker 1>is it men that do it as well?

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<v Speaker 3>It always my technician told me that, yes, indeed, some

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<v Speaker 3>men do come and get lasered.

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<v Speaker 4>You meet technicians, you, I hope not.

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<v Speaker 1>Strange.

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<v Speaker 2>I always find it really weird when you, for example,

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<v Speaker 2>go and get a spray tend right. So, hello, Hi,

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<v Speaker 2>I've got an appointment for two forty five. Jodie come

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<v Speaker 2>on in next minute, completely and utterly new. Yes, in

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<v Speaker 2>front of this person that you've never met before. And

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<v Speaker 2>I know they've seen many many they've seen it all.

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<v Speaker 3>But even so when I'm there naked, she's like, just

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<v Speaker 3>slip over and hold your bum cheek and what do

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<v Speaker 3>you do for work?

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<v Speaker 5>She goes se on TV. I think, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 5>I've seen her.

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<v Speaker 4>I know that's what I think. I don't want to

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<v Speaker 4>tell them.

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<v Speaker 2>Your mum Bindy. Yeah, Juice is Zoe. She spray tond

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<v Speaker 2>she friends.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, she went and got a little sirt three and

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<v Speaker 5>spray tanning. She spraytends all of my girlfriends and I

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<v Speaker 5>and often you know friends of friends here that she

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<v Speaker 5>does it, and they'll just rock up in the first

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<v Speaker 5>time they ever meet Bindy there stripping off getting naked.

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<v Speaker 4>That's nice. I feel like a mum would be comfortable.

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<v Speaker 5>She's a nurse.

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<v Speaker 4>She does not care, she says all the time, I

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<v Speaker 4>do not care.

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<v Speaker 1>A body's a body who cares. The first time wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to strip off and she was like stream, I was like, no, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>that's not giving me the coverage I need.

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<v Speaker 5>I think. Yeah, especially when they're professional. Blessed you to

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<v Speaker 5>be intern professional. But like the professionals, they've seen it all.

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<v Speaker 5>They don't care. You just have to remind yourself of that.

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<v Speaker 5>Having said that, I will not get laser because I'm

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<v Speaker 5>scared of someone seeing my front and back up.

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<v Speaker 3>Once you get past that awkward initial bit and then

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<v Speaker 3>they know where you work, in your whole history, and

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<v Speaker 3>then that's that, you're very comfortable.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not sure we can say this. I'm just going

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<v Speaker 1>to say it. No, no, no, no, I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>anyone to see that particular area.

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<v Speaker 6>You don't.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually, I don't think that particular era should meet anyone.

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<v Speaker 1>It's very shy that part of mine. It's very very.

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<v Speaker 3>Anti shocked that you're extremely anti social.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm shocked that you've actually located your bum, because it's

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<v Speaker 2>been well documented you've lost your bum.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, that's true, that's true. Well I don't have Yeah, it's.

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<v Speaker 6>A hey, let's do this four to ten.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you had any moments where you've just got nude

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<v Speaker 2>in front of a stranger for whatever reason, beauty otherwise

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<v Speaker 2>and it's just gone pair shape?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, Jode's for you, because you do get a spray

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<v Speaker 3>tend also quite regularly.

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<v Speaker 4>And it's a friend of ours.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, so it's we were saying, would you rather a

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<v Speaker 3>friend or a stranger see you completely in the.

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<v Speaker 2>Back, because I mean, she is my friend and it's

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<v Speaker 2>also very strange just to striper and she doesn't care,

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<v Speaker 2>like she doesn't she sees it all the time.

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<v Speaker 3>Really yeah for me, Jody, I love you to bits,

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<v Speaker 3>but I don't want to see your bits.

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<v Speaker 6>Why do I feel offended by that?

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<v Speaker 2>Jody taking all our off air conversations onto the air

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<v Speaker 2>ten News.

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<v Speaker 3>First we present squeezing the shower screen because you know

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<v Speaker 3>what's not sexy?

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<v Speaker 4>Lime Scale produces Zoe.

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<v Speaker 5>I've gained something from my latest break up?

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<v Speaker 1>How I feel unused in girls chat? Yes, it's Jody

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<v Speaker 1>Adis produces Zoe. It's tip Onorn from ten Us First,

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<v Speaker 1>and the subject this morning is getting neude in front

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<v Speaker 1>of strangers.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, yes, because Tim has just undergone her first.

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<v Speaker 4>Was it your first laser treue? This was number five?

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<v Speaker 4>It's new in my journey?

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<v Speaker 5>Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>How many laser tre mclary?

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<v Speaker 7>How many?

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<v Speaker 2>I have?

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<v Speaker 6>So many laser questions?

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<v Speaker 4>Say ten? For maximum results.

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<v Speaker 5>You get touch ups as well, like over the years,

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<v Speaker 5>every like six months or whatever. My girlfriends go back.

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<v Speaker 6>And so because I'm blonde, I can't do it? Is

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<v Speaker 6>that right?

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<v Speaker 5>That's why if you've got darker hair elsewhere, you.

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<v Speaker 4>Can results, individual results.

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<v Speaker 2>So were you talking you know, all things beauty, spray, tends,

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<v Speaker 2>et cetera, just getting newd in front of strangers.

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<v Speaker 6>Let's go to Leah from Monopara. How do you where

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<v Speaker 6>does this sit with you? Leah?

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<v Speaker 1>Hey?

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<v Speaker 8>So I actually don't have any shame, so you know,

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<v Speaker 8>I'll walk in take the clothes off. It's fine, except

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<v Speaker 8>for when they ask you to like bend and lift

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<v Speaker 8>certain parts. Yes, like that's a bit embarrassing, like bend

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<v Speaker 8>over the smile lines, bending for them the first part.

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<v Speaker 8>I've just taken the clothes off. That that's fine for me.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So just so you understand, that's you have to

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<v Speaker 2>get the crease and I'm not talking the Adelaide test,

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<v Speaker 2>the different crist under the base. Yes, so you have

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<v Speaker 2>to bend over a little bit.

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<v Speaker 1>In the crease.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, something very undignified about bending over and.

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<v Speaker 6>You're vulnerable.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you so much, Leah. Wow, haven't we all learned

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<v Speaker 2>something this morning?

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<v Speaker 1>Finish that sentence? All I got from is really.

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<v Speaker 4>Airing, not anymore, not anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>Tiff Warm from ten years first is still here and

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<v Speaker 1>we're still just sort of getting to know Tiff as well.

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<v Speaker 1>And you said something before Tiff which probably made a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of people go oh, I thought the tiff was cool.

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<v Speaker 4>You guys, then you don't be wrong. I'm not you.

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<v Speaker 2>You just did admitted that you made mince pies with

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<v Speaker 2>your bartners. Yes we can from together ratch and all

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<v Speaker 2>made four bucks from Wallies cold Audi even probably even

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<v Speaker 2>cheaper from Audi.

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<v Speaker 4>I'll tell you now.

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<v Speaker 3>The jar of fruit mints alone probably cost more than

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<v Speaker 3>I could have bought dozens.

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<v Speaker 4>But it's fun. Although the word fruit mince does make

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<v Speaker 4>me feel sick.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but this is the thing. No one eats the mint.

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<v Speaker 3>No one lied, mate, Joel? Does we do nowhere are we?

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<v Speaker 7>Now?

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<v Speaker 4>We make mint things?

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<v Speaker 1>What are you guys doing?

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<v Speaker 2>Well?

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<v Speaker 1>We are making mince pies. Well, we don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>catch up with you. Guys are only quirky.

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<v Speaker 7>Guys like.

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<v Speaker 2>We're going to have a little Christmas party May Flack

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<v Speaker 2>and Hazy and producers Zoe, and you're not invitedt.

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<v Speaker 3>My mince pies and you'll say these are scrumptious. I

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<v Speaker 3>feel terrible. Wow, they're so yummy. Okay I should have

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<v Speaker 3>brought you one. No, I wouldn't have eaten it.

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<v Speaker 4>But they were handmade with love.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Okay, nerd girl, Tiff, thank you for stopping

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<v Speaker 1>behind me.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm going to go home and chomp twenty minutes pist.

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<v Speaker 1>And then and also we are finishing up on from

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<v Speaker 1>day so we'll see you in twenty twenty four.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh that's what you think after you just ruthlessly bullied me.

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<v Speaker 2>Your father, he's on your money, Jody and hazes six.

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<v Speaker 1>Nothing not blue risque events. Maybe we see an article,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe it's a story from beyond, different country. Maybe it's

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<v Speaker 1>happened to us personally.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe it's happened on our backyards. So for the purposes

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<v Speaker 2>of this segment, we're going to call this what the

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<v Speaker 2>security guard said in the toilet line at the cricket.

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<v Speaker 6>I'll give you.

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<v Speaker 1>Very good finally joke, it's time to lift the lid.

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<v Speaker 2>Does it give you Does it give you enough of

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<v Speaker 2>a sort of vibe about where I'm going from?

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<v Speaker 1>I think so?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>So a friend of mine, as you well know, when

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<v Speaker 2>we've discussed at the cricket on the weekend, the lines

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<v Speaker 2>were lengthy. And let's make no mistake about it. The

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<v Speaker 2>lines lengthy for the men's toilet, girl's toilet. It's a

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<v Speaker 2>bad men's toilet lengthy. I don't know more blokes there

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<v Speaker 2>than women, I.

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<v Speaker 1>Would say, and it's probably more blokes. They're just freaking

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<v Speaker 1>bit yeah, yeah, true.

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<v Speaker 6>And then as you will know, once you break the seal,

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<v Speaker 6>it's all over and.

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<v Speaker 1>Driver and that's three to seven minutes. That's unbelievable. It's

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<v Speaker 1>not it's not a regularity. I'm proud of.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>So anyway, a friend of mine was in the line

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<v Speaker 2>for the toilet at the cricket and then a security

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<v Speaker 2>guard sort.

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<v Speaker 6>Of idols up next to him, and he was a

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<v Speaker 6>bit confused because he was like.

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<v Speaker 2>He turned around and goes, oh, sorry, mate, are you like,

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<v Speaker 2>are you lining up for the toilet or are you working?

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<v Speaker 2>Or and he goes, I'm doing my best security guard accent.

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<v Speaker 2>He goes, oh yeah, mate, nah, I'm lining up. He goes,

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<v Speaker 2>I can only stand there and fart for so long

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<v Speaker 2>before I've got to have a ship.

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<v Speaker 1>Or a sexy Now that's a job, that's a joke,

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<v Speaker 1>that's a job, job, a terrible job. Oh yes, humor

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<v Speaker 1>injected into my veins. And he set us up for

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<v Speaker 1>the rest of the week.

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<v Speaker 6>Producers. He joined us in the studio. You can have

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<v Speaker 6>the privilege of going first.

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<v Speaker 5>I really want to join this morning, guys. It was

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<v Speaker 5>a bit of a sad weekend. Did you hear the

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<v Speaker 5>inventor of beltcrow died? Rip like RP But that's.

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<v Speaker 1>Short and sweet.

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<v Speaker 2>I also love that she felt the need to woman

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<v Speaker 2>explain it. That's good, all right, you're met to go

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<v Speaker 2>So there were two windmills and they're standing on a

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<v Speaker 2>wind farm, and one asked the other one what's your

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<v Speaker 2>favorite kind of music? And the other one replies, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>a big metal fan.

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<v Speaker 1>And then it was like, what, no, I'm literally a

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<v Speaker 1>big metal fan. He shouldn't shouldn't punch you from you.

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<v Speaker 1>I just went a little bit longer, but bear with me.

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<v Speaker 1>So a man goes to the doctor and the guy says, doctor,

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<v Speaker 1>my girlfriend is pregnant, but we always use double protection.

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<v Speaker 1>How is this even possible? And the doctor says, well, look,

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<v Speaker 1>let me tell you a story to make you realize

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<v Speaker 1>that it actually is possible. So there was a hunter

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<v Speaker 1>who always carried a gun wherever he went. One day,

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<v Speaker 1>he took his umbrella instead of his gun, and he

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<v Speaker 1>went out. A line suddenly jumped in front of him

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<v Speaker 1>in order to scare the line. The hunter used the

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<v Speaker 1>umbrella like a gun and shot the line, and the

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<v Speaker 1>line collapsed and died. And the guy said, that is

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<v Speaker 1>complete crap. Someone else must have shot the line. Doc said, good,

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<v Speaker 1>now he's starting to work out what's going on next.

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<v Speaker 1>Type patient, Please.

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<v Speaker 5>It's an affair, I get it off.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you not get that?

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<v Speaker 9>Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>I get that. Okay, Okay, So can you explain what's

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<v Speaker 1>going on here?

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<v Speaker 5>Okay? So he was saying, don't protection by blah bye,

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<v Speaker 5>you told a BS story and he goes, see the

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<v Speaker 5>same thing.

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<v Speaker 4>Someone else got.

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<v Speaker 5>Your girlfriend pregnant.

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<v Speaker 6>You're right, So okay.

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<v Speaker 5>Someone else smushed your girl for okay.

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<v Speaker 6>Right, got it. So that's the parallel with the umbrella and.

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<v Speaker 4>Is genuinely upset.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, I'm a big metal fan.

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<v Speaker 6>Wow, Okay, don't get angry at me. And your jokes

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<v Speaker 6>have been confusing.

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<v Speaker 5>Think the two weeks that were bad jokes or badly told.

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<v Speaker 1>Probably both.

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<v Speaker 6>There's a common denominator, jays.

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<v Speaker 1>I will say that being a parent is there's a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of little learning curves that you go through. It's

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<v Speaker 1>confronting a lot of little things that you don't realize

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<v Speaker 1>until you're actually in the moment. And you know me,

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<v Speaker 1>just to give you a bit of an insight as well,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a man. I'm a creature of the sun. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I love the sun. Yeah, I probably can't do it

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<v Speaker 1>as much as i'd like to now because I'm thirty

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<v Speaker 1>nine and I'm starting to get quite concerned with the

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<v Speaker 1>skin spots and things like that. But back in the day,

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<v Speaker 1>and I've got sort of we don't know what our

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<v Speaker 1>roots are, but I'm quite I've got quite an olive complexion.

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<v Speaker 4>You really do.

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<v Speaker 1>I like to soak up the sun.

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<v Speaker 2>So you have been accused in the past from this

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<v Speaker 2>team of you know, perhaps partaking in a little like

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<v Speaker 2>a spray tan that's me.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never had a spray team.

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<v Speaker 7>By the way.

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<v Speaker 6>I never in my w never in your life.

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<v Speaker 1>Never in my life have I had a spray tank.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's what I am open to, just getting out

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<v Speaker 1>in the backyard and just completely exposing myself and getting

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<v Speaker 1>some sun.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, when you say exposing yourself, do you mean completely moody?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean completely is a peraneum tanning, that's it because

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<v Speaker 1>of some spots, there's some crevices that you need to

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<v Speaker 1>get some somen to.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>And look, I haven't done it. I reckon. I haven't

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<v Speaker 1>done that for maybe one or two years. But on

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<v Speaker 1>the weekend a few days ago, it got to like

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<v Speaker 1>thirty four degrees. Yeah, I car's going to grab some sun. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>fifteen to twenty minutes, that's all I need vitamin day.

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<v Speaker 1>So I went out there with a blanket because you've

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<v Speaker 1>gotta put it down. Also a pillow and that's it.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe a sock, who knows to cover it up. I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't even take a sock on this particular occasion. And

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<v Speaker 1>then there was a particular moment where I thought, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>my very goodness, it's time to be an adult and

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<v Speaker 1>being more responsible. I'm ten minutes in and my four

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<v Speaker 1>year old daughter, I hear her coming out the door

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<v Speaker 1>and I look behind me and there's Lottie with a

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<v Speaker 1>blanket over her shoulder, completely naked with a pillow. There's

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<v Speaker 1>this moment I'm like, am I proud that she wants

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<v Speaker 1>to be like Dade? Am I really concerned that I'm

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<v Speaker 1>teaching you some really unhealthy habits? And also bear in mind,

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<v Speaker 1>she doesn't have my skin, She's got her Scottish mother skin. No,

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<v Speaker 1>so she's translucent, yes, And we're very very scared that

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<v Speaker 1>if she jumped in the thirty four degree son, that

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<v Speaker 1>she might catch a light can two to three minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>So there's always that moment we were like, yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 1>time for me to change my.

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<v Speaker 6>Life's exceptional parenting from you, Well done.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you very much, make me proud. Oh thank you, James.

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<v Speaker 1>The other thing about that that I should add to

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<v Speaker 1>this story is that on the right side we've got

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<v Speaker 1>some neighbors who have got a kid who's also four

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<v Speaker 1>years old. His name is William, Yeah, and he's house

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<v Speaker 1>is set up next to the fence and he'll quite

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<v Speaker 1>often stand up there and look over and start chatting.

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<v Speaker 1>So I didn't realize until afterwards. I was like, what

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<v Speaker 1>happens next time I'm doing that, William pops the head

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<v Speaker 1>over for a chat.

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<v Speaker 6>We get I William, What would.

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<v Speaker 1>Be more offensive for William to see me or my

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<v Speaker 1>daughter mate?

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<v Speaker 6>I don't know. I don't know, but William will be

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<v Speaker 6>scarred for life.

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<v Speaker 1>It will be. So there you go. There's an insight

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<v Speaker 1>into some of my unhealthy habits.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, that's nice.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't do what dad does is what we always said

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<v Speaker 1>in the Hayes house. Now from Ko Sports, we are

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<v Speaker 1>joined from the one and only Adam Gilchris, goodboying to you,

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<v Speaker 1>Gilly Well, oh.

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<v Speaker 7>Hello guys, Scott Well Blaine is good. But you've gone

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<v Speaker 7>up in.

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<v Speaker 2>Class and to You're supposed to go into the studio

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<v Speaker 2>this morning, Billy, and you nicked off back to Perth

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<v Speaker 2>quick smart JA.

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<v Speaker 7>Sorry about that? Well blame blame the Australian bowlers, blame

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<v Speaker 7>Pat Cummins, and they got the job done. Demolition job,

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<v Speaker 7>a big rebound for him actually after birth where they struggled.

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<v Speaker 7>But yeah, I jumped on the big bird last night

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<v Speaker 7>and found my way back home. Every day off at

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<v Speaker 7>home is crucial at this stage of the year. We

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<v Speaker 7>all know that. But still good to chat.

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<v Speaker 1>Good to chat. Did you say they sort of turn

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<v Speaker 1>around from one test or another, because it was really

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<v Speaker 1>really disgusting person, all of a sudden, the tables have

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<v Speaker 1>completely turned.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah. Well, I didn't predict the first test result to

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<v Speaker 7>be so comprehensive to India and probably didn't didn't expect

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<v Speaker 7>it to be flipped on its head so quickly. But

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<v Speaker 7>I mean to think about Australia, Pat Cummins and Andrew

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<v Speaker 7>mcdonaldan the coach, they just no panic mode. They don't

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<v Speaker 7>need to get flustered by anything. So they stayed true

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<v Speaker 7>to that, amongst a little bit of criticism, which was

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<v Speaker 7>probably warranted given the way they performed in the first test,

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<v Speaker 7>but they stuck to their guns and stayed very well.

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<v Speaker 7>Almost similar identical lineup except Josh Hader who went out

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<v Speaker 7>and who comes in scott Bowl and a cult following

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<v Speaker 7>everywhere he goes. But that was a brillly entertaining test match.

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<v Speaker 7>LL be a bit short, but love Adelaide. No city

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<v Speaker 7>embraces their test match better than Adelaide across the cricketing world.

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<v Speaker 2>I could promise you that I was going to say, Gilly,

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<v Speaker 2>did you make your way out the back at all?

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<v Speaker 6>Because that was like school. He's out the back over

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<v Speaker 6>the weekend.

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<v Speaker 7>I didn't get out there this time, Jade, I observed.

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<v Speaker 7>We sent the camera man in a few times. We

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<v Speaker 7>sent Michael Vaughn and Ravin Shastry out there. We're lucky

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<v Speaker 7>to get them out of lives. It's the best atmosphere

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<v Speaker 7>of a quer ground. And then obviously being a gay

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<v Speaker 7>night of the director of our Fox cricket coverage gave

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<v Speaker 7>hinks it's like Christmas Day five three days in a

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<v Speaker 7>row for him to get the sunsets and the beautiful

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<v Speaker 7>shots that you can beam around the world when the

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<v Speaker 7>night sky gets flit up. So now it's an awesome

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<v Speaker 7>test match and stay we're brilliant.

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<v Speaker 1>Can we ask you? I called you a Western Astralia before,

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<v Speaker 1>but I think what technically are you in New South

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<v Speaker 1>Welshman or in Now are you Western Australia because you've

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<v Speaker 1>been there for so long?

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<v Speaker 7>It just depends what function on that and where I'm talking.

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<v Speaker 7>Right at this minute, I'm sitting in my house in

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<v Speaker 7>Perst w A, So I thirty years I think it's

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<v Speaker 7>been that I've been over here, so that's over half

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<v Speaker 7>my life, So pretty well West Australian.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd say. So we're very biased you of course, But

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<v Speaker 1>where does the Adelaide Test rank compared to all the

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<v Speaker 1>other states across the summer? Do you think?

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<v Speaker 7>I think it's the best. I think it's the best

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<v Speaker 7>for everything that that's the way of the town. Embrace

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<v Speaker 7>it the country folks that come in. I mean everywhere

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<v Speaker 7>you go in the city up rund the mall or

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<v Speaker 7>in your hotel, at restaurants, everyone is talking about it

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<v Speaker 7>and just so that that build up. Then the stroll

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<v Speaker 7>across the bridge over the game each day and back afterwards,

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<v Speaker 7>which is tends to change in tempo, in the mood

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<v Speaker 7>of everyone, but that it's aw it's the whole complete package.

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<v Speaker 7>It's the most compelling, entertaining, fun, fun match to go to,

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<v Speaker 7>and the cricket's always really entertaining. As well, particularly made

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<v Speaker 7>better when a local homeboy gets done as he keeps

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<v Speaker 7>doing old.

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<v Speaker 1>Travis, can we just ask you across your journey as well.

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<v Speaker 1>You've played with some characters. I can't sort of find

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<v Speaker 1>or think of anyone more likable in this country right

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<v Speaker 1>now than Travis Head. And the second part of this

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<v Speaker 1>question is we're still trying to exactly work out what

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<v Speaker 1>Travis I said to Muhammad Sierras as well in that moment.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you give us any sort of insight.

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<v Speaker 2>I think Hazy did some serious lip reading yesterday and

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<v Speaker 2>not to be repeated.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, yeah, I wouldn't attempt to repetter. No, well, I

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<v Speaker 7>can't take Travis on face value. And he said he said,

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<v Speaker 7>well bowld at one point Travis, and then his answer

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<v Speaker 7>then morphed into I asked him out for dinner. I

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<v Speaker 7>don't ever really know what was truth is there, and

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<v Speaker 7>it doesn't matter. It's just a good heat competitions. But

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<v Speaker 7>you're right about Trav and his popularity. I think the

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<v Speaker 7>only all the guys I played with, the only one

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<v Speaker 7>I think that was as casual but entertaining, relaxed fun,

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<v Speaker 7>maybe slightly not as athletic as some of the others

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<v Speaker 7>in the team. There was one Darren Lehman, who hails

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<v Speaker 7>from your part of the woods as well. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>Absolutely, he's a super chilled cat. Woof, isn't he?

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah yeah, yeah, Boof is. And so to his trave

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<v Speaker 7>and obviously very emotional period of time for he and

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<v Speaker 7>Jess to welcome another little baby into the world, so

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<v Speaker 7>he made sure he acknowledged the rival of Harrison in

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<v Speaker 7>a similar fame that he did when Miller was born.

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<v Speaker 7>So you know every time you have a kid yet

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<v Speaker 7>one hundred, I wouldn't stop you going.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, Gillie, thank you for getting up so early to

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<v Speaker 2>speak to us this morning.

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<v Speaker 6>What is it like three am in Perth at the moment?

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<v Speaker 7>Not quite that put a five in front of a day,

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<v Speaker 7>but absolute pleasure and glad we can keep bringing everyone

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<v Speaker 7>the pictures on Fox creen. Hey, I know that I

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<v Speaker 7>was asked mentioned down the track.

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<v Speaker 1>People got to keep.

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<v Speaker 7>It and I act for the KO call up. Yes, yeah,

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<v Speaker 7>there's a competition game where you can be a part

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<v Speaker 7>of the part of the Fox Footy commentary team. So

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<v Speaker 7>the only place you can see footy on the Saturdays

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<v Speaker 7>and the Thursday man on KO or Fox Footy Send

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<v Speaker 7>your entry in post it on your Instagram or your

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<v Speaker 7>socials hashtag ko call up and you might be part

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<v Speaker 7>of the commentary team and finally there'll be a touch

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<v Speaker 7>of class in our commentary.

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<v Speaker 1>Hilly. Appreciate it time, mate, Thank you so much more

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<v Speaker 1>chat again really so guys.

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<v Speaker 7>See I'll come in next time.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh yeah, please do.

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<v Speaker 1>Adam good Chris joining us there there you got. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>very very my heart is full.

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<v Speaker 7>I need to know.

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<v Speaker 5>I need to know that.

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<v Speaker 8>I need to know. I need to know.

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<v Speaker 1>I need to know what in the news today to know.

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<v Speaker 4>This is what you need to know.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what you need to know with Jodie and Hazy.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, let's talk some cricket numbers. One hundred and thirty

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<v Speaker 1>five thousand people went to the cricket across three days,

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<v Speaker 1>which is absolutely outstanding. Cheez it didn't wrap up in

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<v Speaker 1>three days. We'll be breaking all sorts of records. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but I want to put this to you.

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<v Speaker 7>Joe's okay.

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<v Speaker 1>And I saw a nice little conversation between the things

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<v Speaker 1>James Brayshaw, Peter Laylor and a few others at the

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<v Speaker 1>start of maybe day two on Channel seven's coverage of

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<v Speaker 1>the cricket and I reckon. Peter Laylor was saying, is

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<v Speaker 1>it are we open now to saying that perhaps Adelaide

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<v Speaker 1>is the sporting capital of Australia. Oh wow, because when

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<v Speaker 1>you think about it, yeah, we've got live Gold, we've

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<v Speaker 1>got to gather around, We've got a lot of people

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<v Speaker 1>saying it is the best test on the training summer.

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<v Speaker 1>All these little things that make you go, we've got

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<v Speaker 1>the Valor Adelaide five hundred. Yeah, these things that go, wow,

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<v Speaker 1>we we're having a crack.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and we had the Adelaide thirty six is doing

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<v Speaker 2>well until the NBL stepped in, you know, suspended too

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<v Speaker 2>about this place.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah sure, let that go yet just so you know

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<v Speaker 6>that's fine.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, No, it's worth having that conversation, like we do

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<v Speaker 2>it better than anyone these big sporting events.

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<v Speaker 1>I still do think that given Melbourne has the Grand Prix,

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<v Speaker 1>the AFL Grand Final and of course the racing, the

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<v Speaker 1>Spring Carnival, Yeah, it probably is the sporting capital. But

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<v Speaker 1>good on us with such little battlers. We're giving a

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<v Speaker 1>red hot crack and it is a two horse race.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah yeah, I'm just trying to think what does Sydney.

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<v Speaker 1>Do well complain I think that's what they do best.

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<v Speaker 6>I mean, the Sydney test is pretty good. It's not

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<v Speaker 6>Adelaide test, though.

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<v Speaker 1>They do know how to have a rained out test. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>that's a lot of fun, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 6>That's so much.

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<v Speaker 1>About the world done Sydney. I appreciate that. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>guess my alarming news for some of the fellas out

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<v Speaker 1>there as well. And I wasn't talking about you in particular,

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<v Speaker 1>Producer Flack when I mentioned you before, but it was

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<v Speaker 1>a discussion that we were having off air. It's not

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<v Speaker 1>about you. You can't explain the story.

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<v Speaker 9>And then because we've already had some text come through

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<v Speaker 9>going oh hazy.

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<v Speaker 1>You're in trouble. Men who put on this little as

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<v Speaker 1>three kilograms in five years are more likely to have

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<v Speaker 1>back pain and even suffer long term disabilities a decade later.

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<v Speaker 1>All I'm saying is it. A few times when you've

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<v Speaker 1>got out of your chair, I've heard you go, I

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<v Speaker 1>do the old man growing now, I mean my forties,

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<v Speaker 1>And it's just that's just kind of what we do.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll tell you what, though, when you think about three

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<v Speaker 2>kilograms in a year so one kilo, do you think

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<v Speaker 2>about a kilo of oranges? When you go to the

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<v Speaker 2>fruit and vege, imagine times in that by three on

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<v Speaker 2>your body.

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<v Speaker 7>I'm not.

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<v Speaker 6>I didn't say either one.

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<v Speaker 1>It was Jody going after us.

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<v Speaker 6>You put on three.

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<v Speaker 2>Kilograms, wouldn't you wouldn't even you're skinny as a rake

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<v Speaker 2>over there.

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<v Speaker 9>Well, you don't carry any fat, and I carry a

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<v Speaker 9>little bit a lot. So so your three kas of oranges,

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<v Speaker 9>I've got a pellett.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, okay, how's your back?

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<v Speaker 1>My back's always saw.

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<v Speaker 6>You always complained.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, why what, I was going to make a joke

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<v Speaker 1>about it, you know, carrying its Okay, you made that joke.

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<v Speaker 1>You made joke maybe like three or four days ago.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not going to recycle it. That's oh, there you go.

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<v Speaker 1>That is what you need to know this morning. Fresh

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<v Speaker 1>hit alert, Fresh hit Alert. I thank goodness, Cha's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be worried there for a second. This is post alone.

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<v Speaker 1>What don't belong to me? A fresh hit playing for

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<v Speaker 1>you right now and over