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Speaker 1: This is the Fits In with Kate Richie podcast. Let's

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Speaker 1: move on to the wonderful world of Japan. I love

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Speaker 1: the Japanese. Their culture is fantastic, it's crazy. They're beautiful

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Speaker 1: people and they're so refined in everything they do. They're

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Speaker 1: also known for their quirky innovations. Well do under the

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Speaker 1: Japanese for the ENRSE cleaning technology that.

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Speaker 2: They've built in door.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, when the little arm comes out when

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Speaker 1: you sort of hit the bum button and then a

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Speaker 1: little arm comes out and the accuracy is it's lifting.

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Speaker 2: It's it's lifting. But he is a French word, though,

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Speaker 2: isn't it. Yes, I would think so. I mean across

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Speaker 2: Europe the bid is.

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Speaker 3: I would have immediately thought that the Japanese invented the bidet.

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Speaker 1: No, they just invented the seat warmer, the air blower

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Speaker 1: and the accuracy arm that comes out.

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Speaker 2: And you can select and you know, as a girl,

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Speaker 2: you speak for the mate goes for it.

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Speaker 1: As a girl, you know that you have neighboring parts

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Speaker 1: and you can press for the accuracy of that selected

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Speaker 1: part that you may have used in doing one or twos.

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Speaker 1: Because I've seen the button option mate and there's one

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Speaker 1: there for that, and there's one there for that. Let's

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Speaker 1: move on because the next invention they've come out with

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Speaker 1: is a girlfriend rental service, so you can pay a

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Speaker 1: fee to rent.

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Speaker 2: A girlfriend for a date. That's also the boyfriend's service.

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Speaker 3: So are you trying to impress somebody else here there?

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Speaker 1: It's Friday night, you're lonely, you've got a two for

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Speaker 1: one deal at your local restaurant, you feel like a schnitzel,

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Speaker 1: and you want someone to talk to.

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Speaker 2: I'd say that that's an escort.

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Speaker 1: No, because an escort would suggest further offerings.

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Speaker 2: No, you don't have to. Well, you bring up a

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Speaker 2: really good point.

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Speaker 1: I mean, on this website there's one three hundred girls

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Speaker 1: to choose from, and you do have some of the

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Speaker 1: optional extras.

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Speaker 2: Ryan great news.

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Speaker 1: He's a majority of them can speak English, so it's

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Speaker 1: available for tourists as well. And they're described as wonderful beauty.

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Speaker 1: They laugh a lot, and they're fun to talk to.

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Speaker 3: Well, I told you, I told you about a maid

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Speaker 3: of mine who has gone into a brothel.

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Speaker 2: Okay, now through the front door. No, no, no, no invested?

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Speaker 3: Did he Yeah? He invested? He was approached by a

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Speaker 3: very good friend of his. I mean he's a married

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Speaker 3: man with kids, right, and he at first he was like,

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Speaker 3: I can't do this, and he said then he actually

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Speaker 3: went through the financials and went, actually, this could be

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Speaker 3: a great investment. Now there's one guy that comes into

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Speaker 3: the brothel whim and uses it regularly, yep. And he

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Speaker 3: doesn't like to he doesn't like intimacy. He just likes

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Speaker 3: taking the girls out, going on a bit of a date,

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Speaker 3: going for a chat, they go for walks. He's a

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Speaker 3: lovely old man and he pays money just to have

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Speaker 3: conversation with these girls and they absolutely adore him.

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Speaker 2: There, Tommy, how long do you actually spend with each girl?

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Speaker 2: A very good, very good? Like is it always Thursday?

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Speaker 2: Are No, we'll talk about it off air, Sure thing,

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Speaker 2: thank you. Let's move on to this.

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Speaker 1: Because you cannot, at any stage attempt to kiss one

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Speaker 1: of the girls. A date must not be in a

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Speaker 1: hotel room. But how good's this? The minimum length of

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Speaker 1: time is two hours, starting at eighty four dollars an hour.

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Speaker 1: The optional extras include for twenty one dollars, you can

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Speaker 1: hold hands with your date, which is really exciting, but

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Speaker 1: you can.

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Speaker 2: Only hold hands while walking.

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Speaker 1: If you hold hands while sitting, it's another level of intimacy.

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Speaker 2: Is someone watching you the whole time? Like I do

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Speaker 2: you go to hold hands? Are you in a fair

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Speaker 2: bit of truck? I believe so.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. There's an ankle bracelet that goes off. You can

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Speaker 1: also request that your date wears a mini skirt for

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Speaker 1: thirty five dollars, and if you're having a park date

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Speaker 1: she can pack a lunch box for you for another

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Speaker 1: thirty five dollars.

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Speaker 2: All right, sandwich time wears me sandwich.

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Speaker 3: It's like when you do book a jet Star flight

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Speaker 3: and you've got to do all the lextras on there.

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Speaker 2: It's my my seven kilos over in my lunchbox. And

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Speaker 2: you know this is the one that I would need.

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Speaker 1: I think, and she could be great for this radio

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Speaker 1: show because her bio explains that she's shallow, she always smiles,

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Speaker 1: and she will end all conversations in laughter.

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Speaker 2: Is the one for me? Is the one for me?

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Speaker 3: We need her on the show to please he Sits

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