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Speaker 1: This is Fitz and Whipper podcast listeners. It's another fifty

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Speaker 1: podcast coming at you on Snitch and in this podcast

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Speaker 1: there's a hell of a lot of wedding chat, to

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Speaker 1: the point where the guys actually end up setting up

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Speaker 1: their own wedding business. By the end of the break.

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Speaker 1: There's a community service announcement in there as well about

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Speaker 1: a new crime that's happening, and we kick off with

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Speaker 1: a trip down memory lane talking about taxis, remember them?

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Speaker 2: Hey, do you guys remember taxis? Remember those days yea

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Speaker 2: before you had to ring up someone and wait ages.

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Speaker 2: You didn't know when they were going to get there.

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Speaker 3: Remember that what you couldn't see it on the screen.

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Speaker 2: No, you had to ring them, you had to wait. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: you got a hold and then someone would go, oh

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Speaker 2: yeah there's someone sort of you didn't know when they

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Speaker 2: were going to get there.

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Speaker 3: I remember that. I hated it.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, there's a few, there's a few that are still around.

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Speaker 2: Cameron's one of them. This is over in the States.

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Speaker 2: I don't mind this, and I reckon uber drivers should

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Speaker 2: do what anyone that's given you a lift. It's a

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Speaker 2: great idea. So when you get in here into Cameron's car.

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Speaker 2: There's a note on the back of his the driver's

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Speaker 2: seat that says, welcome to Cameron's car. To ensure the

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Speaker 2: best ride possible for you, I have prepared a menu

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Speaker 2: of various types of rides that I offer. Just choose

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Speaker 2: one or don't. That's an option to then sit back,

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Speaker 2: relax and enjoy the ride. So let's go through him.

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Speaker 2: He's got ten ten different rides.

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Speaker 3: Came number one.

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Speaker 2: You can say to him, I'll have a number one, Cameron,

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Speaker 2: which is the awkward ride. You ignore this menu completely,

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Speaker 2: then we sit in silence for the remainder of the ride.

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Speaker 3: I like that.

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Speaker 2: So you've got to give a number as soon as

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Speaker 2: you get in. Number two is the funny ride. I

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Speaker 2: tell you jokes or embarrassing stories from.

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Speaker 4: My life when you do that, how I'm not Cameron.

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Speaker 4: Number two just dropping gag after get though.

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Speaker 3: I wanted to submit number one, now I want number two.

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Speaker 3: I want to hear.

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Speaker 2: That leads into number three, which is the silent ride.

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Speaker 2: And that's all it says. So you could go, I'll

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Speaker 2: have a number three, Cameron. Shut up?

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Speaker 5: Can I have half number two on one side and

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Speaker 5: number three on the other side.

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Speaker 2: No, it's not a family sized piece. Number four the

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Speaker 2: Creepy Ride. I don't say anything, but I keep staring

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Speaker 2: at you in the rearview mirror. We are going back

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Speaker 2: to taxis now, aren't we?

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Speaker 3: Wow? The time we ride yep.

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Speaker 2: Number five is the karaoke ride. We rock out to

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Speaker 2: hits from the eighties, early two thousands or literally whatever

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Speaker 2: you want.

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Speaker 4: The best the cab in Singapore is that you can

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Speaker 4: get a karaoke cab.

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Speaker 3: Here in Sydney. Oh yeah, I've been in one. In

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Speaker 3: one the other day? Was that Jess? We actually you

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Speaker 6: I think we all got in one and we all

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Speaker 6: sang like I just want to have Yeah, girls just

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Speaker 7: I can't remember the name of the.

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Speaker 2: Cause I can find the audio of it, awesome. Number

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Speaker 2: six is the Bubbles ride. We blow bubbles the whole time.

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Speaker 8: The monkey's been kicked out, terrible life.

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Speaker 2: Bubbles is that Neverland Now He's in the back of

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Speaker 3: And people are choosing option number seven.

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Speaker 7: Bubbles Number seven.

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Speaker 2: That was six, number seven small talk ride. We talk

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Speaker 2: about how crazy the weather has been lately, and I

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Speaker 2: asked if you caught the game last night? Or Number

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Speaker 2: eight's the therapy ride. This is not bad. You vint

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Speaker 2: to me about your problems and I listen.

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Speaker 2: Number nine Now number nine is the drunk ride where

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Speaker 2: you throw up in my car.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, very popular.

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Speaker 2: And number ten is the cliche ride. You ask me

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Speaker 2: how long I've been driving my taxi for?

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Speaker 3: It's amazing how people still do that. How long you've

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Speaker 2: Busy?

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Speaker 9: Night?

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Speaker 3: Busy?

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Speaker 2: That's still one of the raid as jokes. It's right

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Speaker 2: up there with someone. There's still people at pubs that

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Speaker 3: Out taxi isn't the worst? Has it evolved to Uber?

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Speaker 3: I haven't heard it lately. Maybe I don't go out enough.

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Speaker 3: But does anybody yell at Uber? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: It did three minutes away. Yeah, it did happen.

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Speaker 10: Someone shouted Uber and it got a polite chuckle, which

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Speaker 10: is about what it's working at least classic gets an

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Speaker 2: But it was like, oh, he's evolved the gag. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: As twenty to groots laugh laughing.

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Speaker 5: Sinister warning out of the Blue Mountains, guys, I've never

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Speaker 5: heard of this one, but as a community service in

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Speaker 5: a radio station with the chance to broadcast this morning.

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Speaker 5: I think it's cruise. Shall we tell everybody about this?

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Speaker 5: I've never heard of this one, and it's really scary.

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Speaker 5: So female bushwalker she was at the Knapsack stairs in

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Speaker 5: the Blue Mountains the track there, and when she got

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Speaker 5: tied around the door handle of her car. You think, why,

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Speaker 5: what is the point of that?

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Speaker 2: Is it a it's an advance? Is someone trying to

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Speaker 5: Or No, it's not like bananas in a trolley on

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Speaker 5: a Tuesday night at wooly sweat.

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Speaker 9: Stop, an animal attacking your car. No, it's not like

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Speaker 9: a color that might distract what the.

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Speaker 5: Lithgo panther, Well, I don't know, you know, panthers makes

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Speaker 2: It was tie yellow ribbon around an old gum tree.

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Speaker 2: That was a song. But I can't see I don't

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Speaker 2: think that turned into tire white ribbon around my bloody dork.

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Speaker 5: That's the follow up song. The disk track was ti

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Speaker 5: white around the door handle of my car. No, this

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Speaker 5: is a scary one because what they've said here is

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Speaker 5: people used to do it to either hijack or kidnap

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Speaker 5: a person coming back to their car. So when the

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Speaker 5: person returns from their bushwalk.

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Speaker 9: And tries to get the driven off.

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Speaker 5: Yes, and spends time outside their vehicle untying the ribbon

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Speaker 5: that's wrapped around it. That is when the perpetrator is

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Speaker 2: And what are you talking about. I mean there's still

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Speaker 4: If your head is down, you're trying to under a knot.

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Speaker 4: You're pretty focused on that. You may not hear the

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Speaker 5: Yes, So the thing is, it's like a piece of

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Speaker 5: ribbon that you would get on the end of a balloon,

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Speaker 5: and then it's knotted over and over again, so you go,

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Speaker 5: oh my god, I'm gonna have to untie this. So

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Speaker 5: they stand there for two or three minutes and that's

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Speaker 4: Might even put your bag down to do it. Then

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Speaker 3: It's a process.

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Speaker 2: A better better one would be a bit of dog

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Speaker 2: pool under the car handle. That's all.

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Speaker 5: I'm sorry. I'm not thinking in the mind of someone

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Speaker 5: looking to assault or kidnapp a woman, but that you

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Speaker 5: you've been superseded by Fitzy's idea of the dog.

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Speaker 3: Poop under the handle.

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Speaker 9: You're weird.

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Speaker 5: Instead of someone coming in for a kidnap, you hear

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Speaker 5: someone in the bush just link to themselves nearing this.

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Speaker 2: It's a real laugh, I mean, trying to work out

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Speaker 2: what just happened. Then you can kidnap the no no so.

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Speaker 5: It says, it says, it says, I've seen this online before,

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Speaker 5: and people to do this to distract you when you're

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Speaker 5: untie it. There was a guy in my car at

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Speaker 5: the time, she said, and when he saw my partner arrive,

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Speaker 5: the penrith Po police, who reported this and sent patrol

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Speaker 5: door handle. So they said, if you see a ribbon

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Speaker 5: get out of there. Other people have said this is

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Speaker 5: a hoax, a scare tactic, nothing more than I suppose

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Speaker 5: poo under the door handle type stuff that Fitzgerald goes, what.

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Speaker 4: Kind of losers walking around with the role of ribbon

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Speaker 9: And that is she had a life.

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Speaker 2: Remember we reported the other day the woman who spat

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Speaker 2: the idiot that has put up all this red and

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Speaker 2: white tape around the tree? That's different, ripped it all down,

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Speaker 2: put it up on Facebook. It's not a funny joke.

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Speaker 2: Don't do it. And then the local fiery said, well,

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Speaker 5: That's known as a Karen trap. That one you can

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Speaker 5: catch a Karen with that paper.

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Speaker 3: Should have used pool again.

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Speaker 5: Can I just you know what, I'll never forget bumping

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Speaker 5: into a guy, right, And we put the serious side

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Speaker 5: of Ryan Fitzgerald's thinking this morning. It's a guy by

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Speaker 5: the name of will Sangster and he he said to me,

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Speaker 5: you know, Willie, you played footy with him at the Swan's.

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Speaker 5: He said to me, oh, fitz he used to do

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Speaker 5: a great prank with a wallet and a ten dollar note.

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Speaker 3: Was it fits? What would you do this redy Saturday afternoons.

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Speaker 2: It's so we had a dislike for the eastern suburbs,

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Speaker 2: so we used to go to Coogie Beach, Sarah and

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Speaker 2: dog pool on the inside of it. So whenever someone

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Speaker 2: would say it, it's funny, and then we would videotape

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Speaker 2: their reaction. They would look around and see no one

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Speaker 2: else is looking, just to see if there's any money

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Speaker 2: in the wallet, open it up while.

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Speaker 4: And you would just be sitting on the sand dunes

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Speaker 2: Should have been a train and probably doing an eventra

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Speaker 2: goal kicking. I'll tell you what this is really scared

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Speaker 2: me off. Here here, I'm not doing it any more.

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Speaker 2: Plastic surgery. I'm throwing that one out of the door.

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Speaker 9: Your foreread looks very smooth at the moment. Fits you

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Speaker 9: have you been using something?

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Speaker 2: Forehead looks, but it's the crows feed around the eyes.

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Speaker 2: I don't know. Maybe my nose is a little bit

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Speaker 2: too large. I could get that a little bit smaller.

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Speaker 2: But I didn't know Australians spend a billion dollars a

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Speaker 2: year on cosmetic surgeries.

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Speaker 3: Sarah, I can see one.

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Speaker 9: That's great fun.

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Speaker 3: What would you get done fits besides the obvious?

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Speaker 5: I mean, I do a couple of boobs on the side,

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Speaker 3: What while you were there?

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Speaker 2: This is the thing. Her new boobs came out with

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Speaker 9: It did not work around the.

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Speaker 3: Every time I eat, I get turned on.

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Speaker 9: Here it is?

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Speaker 3: Is this tough?

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Speaker 2: I mean, I know there's a lot of money to

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Speaker 5: There's a lot of money in boobs. You know, you

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Speaker 3: She know how bad are they? You got to pick?

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Speaker 5: And when you see when people come in and a

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Speaker 5: And what you're right, what dodgy surgeons do is criminal.

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Speaker 2: We took you into the.

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Speaker 4: Remember the embarrassing Body trailer.

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Speaker 9: At Darling Heart, that's cecular key. I remember we walked

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Speaker 2: The doctor needed a few minutes, she needed a few

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Speaker 5: Before, as described once again, like by my dad as

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Speaker 2: Thanks stand. It was a Channel nine show as well.

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Speaker 3: She was.

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Speaker 5: And if you watch that Embarrassing Bodies show, like we

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Speaker 5: We were obsessed with Oh, I was obsessed with embarrassing bodies.

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Speaker 5: She had a seven centimeter tail.

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Speaker 5: And I remember saying, why didn't you just go and

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Speaker 2: I can't remember, Rappy.

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Speaker 4: I feel like we did or maybe we had that chang.

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Speaker 7: Then they said to her, he's.

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Speaker 2: A coin.

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Speaker 9: Fits careful, weird.

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Speaker 3: She didn't know was there until a dog came and

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Speaker 3: I'm a bit different to everyone else.

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Speaker 7: I don't understand why she wouldn't come on the.

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Speaker 9: Show because a place of tolerance.

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Speaker 3: Could I already had let's talk about weing nice?

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Speaker 2: Say you for.

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Speaker 3: A white wedding.

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Speaker 5: Did a funny one the other day. If you guys

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Speaker 5: Pete that works in the building came in. He had

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Speaker 2: Can I just say so? I don't know why you

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Speaker 3: Was just brilliant. We're just still laughing on the insights.

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Speaker 9: Is that what we're talking about then, not linen shirts.

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Speaker 3: That is not the topic I want to talk about.

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Speaker 3: Aston Kreston. Is her name, Sydney girl? What Kristen Creston, Kristen, Chris.

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Speaker 9: Won't you show it to me? Turn it around, Kirsten Kristen.

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Speaker 9: Just show it to me. Just turn the paper around.

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Speaker 3: what is Sarah? Spell?

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Speaker 9: Her name is Jane Sarah Kristen. Just turn it around.

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Speaker 9: Don't be the story ignorance.

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Speaker 3: She gets paid.

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Speaker 5: Ignore that she gets paid eight thousand dollars to attend

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Speaker 3: That's Krestin for you. She's quite sad.

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Speaker 2: It's very sad if people have to pay someone to

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Speaker 4: Well, no, because I think she helps out with all

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Speaker 3: It's a rain of services.

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Speaker 5: I mean, she has walked down the aisle one hundred

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Speaker 5: sniff a little bit of loneliness as well. If you

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Speaker 5: can't have that friend to be there on your side

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Speaker 4: I mean, but you're marrying, you just need someone to

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Speaker 10: And then you have to and then you have to

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Speaker 10: you just bumped all of them and said, I'm bringing

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Speaker 2: So don't worry about it, guys, just enjoy the party.

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Speaker 10: No one needs to organize the weekend away and no

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Speaker 2: Just want you to show up and have a great day.

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Speaker 5: She said she fell into this role after she was

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Speaker 3: Hi a bride'smaid?

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Speaker 2: Do do you think a bit of country and crested?

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Speaker 5: So you've been sitting on that for three minutes, haven't,

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Speaker 5: she said, I don't go Quite often the request that

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Speaker 5: there's a back end story of how we met.

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Speaker 3: She said, I don't do any of that.

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Speaker 2: Gear.

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Speaker 5: I will not commit to US's honorable to a real

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Speaker 2: That's not You're not a new friend. You've just met

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Speaker 2: know what it's like with bridesmaids. Imagine having someone new

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Speaker 3: No thanks, Well, that's the thing that she said.

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Speaker 5: For other people in there that can consider themselves to

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Speaker 5: start because it's hang on a minute, who's this outsider

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Speaker 9: In the day nudged everyone.

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Speaker 5: I would understand that completely, but I mean, would you

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Speaker 3: Oh god, this is a bit harsh. I'm going for it, guys,

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Speaker 3: I think give stuff. It's Tuesday. Would you marry one

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Speaker 10: I think it would have broken down before then there'd

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Speaker 3: Someone had no friends, like no friends.

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Speaker 4: No one in the world has no friend.

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Speaker 3: No likely people out there.

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Speaker 9: Of cours, but everyone has one.

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Speaker 5: Friend because that person who's in that situation. I reckon

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Speaker 5: you go for the Hey, you know what, let's just

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Speaker 5: and we'll just do it there the two of us,

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Speaker 5: or we'll just keep.

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Speaker 3: It really quite just our parents. You want to do

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Speaker 3: just their parents?

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Speaker 5: Is that an option? Why I haven't got any friends?

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Speaker 3: Again?

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Speaker 2: The other sad thing. The other sad thing is going

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Speaker 5: Grooms different got a lot of classmates.

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Speaker 3: You you laugh, MDG because you weren't there, You weren't invited.

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Speaker 3: Why don't you only come back to it. You don't

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Speaker 10: You had well groomsman, that's mental, weren't it doesn't ridiculous?

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Speaker 3: It looked like a quiet, quiet.

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Speaker 2: Even we were confused on the day to what you know?

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Speaker 6: I think I was Actually I was the twelfth and

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Speaker 6: I was actually stuck behind a tree during the ceremony,

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Speaker 6: being there stuck behind a bush. I don't I don't

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Speaker 2: I was so confused at the ceremony. I was stuck

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Speaker 5: You were the MC mate, and you drop the F

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Speaker 5: bomb in front of my name before you'd introduced the

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Speaker 7: And then suggested we steal the cutlery.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, she talked, She told me, unless.

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Speaker 3: You know what, what about if we threw ourselves out there?

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Speaker 5: Like if this, if this woman crest her she is

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Speaker 5: charging eight thousand dollars? What could we do to help

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Speaker 5: out a special occasion? Thirteen twenty fourteen. Do you need

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Speaker 5: an MC for a wedding? You've got a birthday coming up?

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Speaker 9: Is this your new side hustle? Are you pitching work?

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Speaker 5: Do you want FITZI to come to your bussy pup

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Speaker 5: and tell a footy story?

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Speaker 3: What do you want?

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Speaker 2: Struggling for a bit of work At the moment.

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Speaker 5: Made MDG, one of the great MC's Sydney has ever seen, says,

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Speaker 5: does anybody need a jazz tap, mate, what it is?

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Speaker 9: And that is not my only skill?

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Speaker 2: You what are you?

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Speaker 3: What else are you going to do at a party?

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Speaker 3: You're not singing? We know that much. There's a crime.

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Speaker 9: Well maybe i'd be the maid of honor.

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Speaker 4: Stand I'm just nice time around because I'm a nice person.

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Speaker 9: She wouldn't knock some stuff to me.

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Speaker 2: You could do, Tommy, you could do the menu and wine.

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Speaker 7: Hey what and this?

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Speaker 2: I think it's got a wedding come out. Whip could

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Speaker 2: pay for it.

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Speaker 3: It's not the out And that's not funny. That's not

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Speaker 3: the out of choose. That is not funny. Do not

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Speaker 3: do not move on. That is not funny. I warn you,

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Speaker 3: do not move on. Thirteen twenty four to ten.

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Speaker 5: If you would like, if you would like the services

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Speaker 5: of the fitz Wer team, give us a call right now.

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Speaker 5: We are here for you. See look at this. MDG

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Speaker 5: calls a flying through here Colin in Sutherland. You need

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Speaker 5: some help with your wedding or something? Mate, how can

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Speaker 5: we do? How can we jump in?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Mate?

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Speaker 6: My my MC actually pulled out a couple of weeks ago.

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Speaker 10: I'm looking for an MP for my wedding.

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Speaker 5: Right you're chasing MDG. You want Fitzy Sarah to do

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Speaker 5: some jazz tap?

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Speaker 3: What are you after?

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Speaker 10: I think this is the guy I'm looking for.

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Speaker 3: Here's the way.

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Speaker 2: He's the one.

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Speaker 5: He said he knows how to hold a crowd. He

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Speaker 5: did my he did my wedding, Colin, and he is

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Speaker 5: five star.

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Speaker 6: So it's a little bit worried about the F bomb.

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Speaker 2: I can't think I'm worrying about and you can get

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Speaker 2: a bit loose after a couple of chirazzes. Time.

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Speaker 3: Have you got a venue yet, Colin? Yes, we do.

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Speaker 6: We're at the ground of Alexandria.

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Speaker 3: Oh fits, what a great spot.

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Speaker 2: Beautiful and you well you might need whipper to pay

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Speaker 2: for it.

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Speaker 5: Then you want sort of five or ten minutes of

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Speaker 5: Type five at the start?

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Speaker 6: Colum, Yeah, definitely a Type five and probably a loose

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Speaker 6: ten in the middle there as.

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Speaker 5: Well a fifteen all Colin, Congratulations, you got fitty for

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Speaker 5: your wedding.

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Speaker 2: Well done, Emma in North Parametta? What do you need

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Speaker 2: for your wedding?

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Speaker 3: In Hi?

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Speaker 6: Are we actually really needed DJ?

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Speaker 3: It's the most ridiculously expensive thing you've ever tried to find.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, they are okay?

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Speaker 3: What sort of music you're looking for? On the night.

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Speaker 4: Oh we are very eclectic.

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Speaker 6: We like rock, pops, jazz, everything could.

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Speaker 5: Have stopped your rock and pop? Welly loves his music.

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Speaker 5: Do you want fifty?

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Speaker 3: Yep?

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Speaker 2: All right?

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Speaker 9: Busy month ahead, Fitz.

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Speaker 3: By the diaries filling up?

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Speaker 5: Good on you a tish?

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Speaker 3: Hello? Oh hello?

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Speaker 2: He didn't it didn't? Is a T shirt?

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Speaker 7: Is a trish?

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Speaker 2: Is that a touristic? Is it christal shirt?

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Speaker 6: Actually?

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Speaker 3: All right? What do you need to help?

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Speaker 9: Come on mate?

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Speaker 3: We need some cars to transport us like our bridal party.

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Speaker 3: We're doing a three day wedding. So oh what three

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Speaker 3: day wedding?

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Speaker 2: The arras is up Indian?

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Speaker 3: Wow?

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Speaker 7: Would you take the arraus? If we decide a bomb?

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Speaker 2: It's very quick.

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Speaker 7: What sort of cars do you want? Fitz? You got

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Speaker 7: Fitz you got a Mitzi. The Grout's got a Santa Fe.

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Speaker 3: What car do you car?

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Speaker 6: Whatever?

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Speaker 9: Fancy enough? I think you want the Rangey then.

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Speaker 2: Give it to you the BM like that.

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Speaker 3: Laren? Sorry that Laura?

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 3: I got Laura with a Laura for three years?

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Speaker 5: And how you spell it?

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Speaker 3: Laura? What do you need for your wedding?

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Speaker 9: I'd like you to pay for it with ye.

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Speaker 3: What sort of money we can pass that hat around

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Speaker 3: here if you'd like. Laura, Oh, how high can you go?

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Speaker 3: How much is the average wedding cost? Honey? Well, what

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Speaker 3: was your No?

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Speaker 9: Yeah, I don't know.

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Speaker 3: The in laws paid for it. That was out of tradition.

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Speaker 3: I think the average wedding is about thirty grand.

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Speaker 6: No, you must have had four weddings.

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Speaker 3: I read somewhere it was thirty to thirty five thousand. Tommy,

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Speaker 3: how much was yours?

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Speaker 9: Well?

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Speaker 7: I did min It was just my wife and I

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Speaker 7: so I'm not very male back to people.

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Speaker 3: How much was yours? MDG?

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Speaker 2: I think it was about sixty five who?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, sixty five thousand.

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Speaker 10: Once you once you go venue, dress, food, alcohol for everyone,

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Speaker 10: it gets up there.

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Speaker 2: You can't do it for less than fifty.

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Speaker 3: Says if you added both of yours together, going to make.

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Speaker 9: A joke, er ignore the fact I've had to.

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Speaker 3: Okay, what a thought.

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Speaker 6: So out of out of these, out of these callers,

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Speaker 6: which one will we sign off on? Which one?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I think was in high demand through a colon

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Speaker 3: and m.

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Speaker 7: Which one should we sign off on? Or do you

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Speaker 7: want to John?

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Speaker 6: Take some more off air, and then you decide tomorrow

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Speaker 6: what you're going to follow through.

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Speaker 2: With now let's have a brainstorm.

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Speaker 3: Now, don't do it? Could Fitz you do MC and

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Speaker 3: do the music which is a double banger.

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Speaker 5: For the great Ryan Jess weekend for what is the

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Speaker 5: number one song to get a dance floor pumping? Because

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Speaker 5: I've seen who let them dogs out at a wedding

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Speaker 5: and it cleared the dance floor? What's the number one

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Speaker 5: you could go to?

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Speaker 2: All?

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Speaker 3: Mickey, you're so far in your so fine. You blow

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Speaker 3: my mind? Hey, Mickey, don't it's terrible, absolutely terrible?

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Speaker 7: What do we continue it off air? We'll continue that

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Speaker 7: having a good.

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Speaker 3: Time after do you have a wedding waltz? Set?

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Speaker 9: The last one for the second one?

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Speaker 4: No, someone dedicated a song to us at the drip afterwards,

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Speaker 4: Phil Collins, can't Harry Love.

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Speaker 2: Great?

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Speaker 3: Certainly didn't? Did you then hurry it in any way,

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Speaker 3: let's not try to end the bak got a false start?

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Speaker 3: In fact, no I did.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, that one was best of my love the first wedding.

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Speaker 3: How does that go?

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Speaker 9: WHOA? Well, you got the best of mand let's see

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Speaker 9: it can sing on it.

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Speaker 3: It's quite good.

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Speaker 5: I wish we'd had more of a waltz, but I

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Speaker 5: like I would have liked to have rehearsed something. I

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Speaker 5: would have gone gimmicky, like halfway through a break into

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Speaker 5: a break dance moment where we just heading neck type

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Speaker 5: thing where we hold each other for at least three minutes,

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Speaker 5: three to three and a half minutes and you just

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Speaker 5: whisper sweet nothings while you look at the crowd, but you.

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Speaker 7: Really know, are you feeling okay today?

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Speaker 3: Whip Good Off Today, But.

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