Speaker 1: The Christy Swan Show. Hey, welcome to World Kindness Day, Jack.
Speaker 2: Hello, Queen of kind Christy Swan.
Speaker 1: How are you every day? Is well? Kind of stay
Speaker 1: for me, but get out there and do something kind
Speaker 1: for somebody. And maybe we could start by really having
Speaker 1: a moment's silence for everybody that would have been counting
Speaker 1: down the days to a Bali holiday only to realize
Speaker 1: this morning that their flight was canceled. And I have
Speaker 1: very intimate knowledge of this because my sister had shouted
Speaker 1: her son a gorgeous holiday in Bali together to celebrate
Speaker 1: the end of year twelve. He's just finished.
Speaker 2: Don't tell me they were flying out today this morning.
Speaker 1: And I know, and I was so excited for them both.
Speaker 1: You know, of course we're twelve. My god, what a
Speaker 1: struggle the whole time looking forward to this day.
Speaker 2: It's the light at the end of the tunnel. If
Speaker 2: there's anything.
Speaker 1: They would do to fly out this morning and they
Speaker 1: are still here, and I just can't imagine the disappointment.
Speaker 3: Oh God, all I could think of when I saw
Speaker 3: the headline this morning was how happy you would be
Speaker 3: if you were there and weren't able to come home.
Speaker 1: God, if the tables are turned and you have to
Speaker 1: find more accommodation for seven days because of a volcanic
Speaker 1: ash cloud.
Speaker 3: Bring it on, hey, before three o'clock we'll be playing
Speaker 3: Chrissy's Christmas Moments. We have one thousand dollars worth of
Speaker 3: Westfield gift cards to give away. But next it's time
Speaker 3: for Mystic Chrissy to read your mind thineteen twenty four
Speaker 3: to ten if you would like to be her client
Speaker 3: today and when a VIP spec Saver is voucher.
Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan Show. Gosh, we've had some amazing concerts
Speaker 1: in this country this year, haven't we.
Speaker 2: I know Paul Lived fallen on the stage.
Speaker 1: I know everyone seems to be falling down, but not
Speaker 1: this lady Speke Savers is helping Chrissy with her mystical
Speaker 1: I should have gone to Speck Savors. Christy, you know
Speaker 1: I went to Specsavers. This is Chrissy talking now, not Mystic.
Speaker 1: Mystic's not in the room yet.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 1: I went to Specsavers for my new looks. I got
Speaker 1: a few four or five pairs, but this these are
Speaker 1: my favorites, the brown I keep on going back to them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're great, They're great and are they? They're somewhat
Speaker 3: like circular.
Speaker 2: How would I describe?
Speaker 1: They're an aviator? But they're cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I really vibe them.
Speaker 1: I love them all right?
Speaker 3: Can you please leave Christy Swan and welcome in mist
Speaker 3: it Chrissy.
Speaker 1: Well, hello, I'm here in the room. I've got a
Speaker 1: Lanna on the phone.
Speaker 5: Hello, Hi, Chrissy.
Speaker 1: Why do I see a cow neck top gold lah mate?
Speaker 1: Sale of the Century?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 6: That is very no, not me.
Speaker 7: I would never.
Speaker 1: Did somebody you know, go on Sale of the Century
Speaker 1: or a big game show?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 8: Like I had an audition for Deal or No Deal
Speaker 8: about ten years ago.
Speaker 1: That's what it is, Yes, because I've written down Sale
Speaker 1: of the Century. It's a game show. Money is involved?
Speaker 2: Deal or No Deal? Was that Andrew O'Keefe.
Speaker 9: I can't remember, Actually it was so long ago it was.
Speaker 1: I wonder what he's up to now?
Speaker 2: Should be cross to him?
Speaker 1: I don't think that's allowed. Okay. So I see the
Speaker 1: word enchanted, and that means that you're either like a
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift fan, old school Taylor Swift fan.
Speaker 6: She's probably the only concert I didn't want to go
Speaker 6: to this.
Speaker 2: Year that's gotten mystic offside on world time story.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think of why I can see enchanted,
Speaker 1: then enchanted the word enchanted gardens?
Speaker 2: Do you have gardens around you? Like an enchanted garden?
Speaker 1: Sure?
Speaker 4: Stop it, I'm a horticulturist.
Speaker 1: That's it. Enchanted. Yes, that's what it is. You believe, Alanna,
Speaker 1: that you there is no point in voting, because what
Speaker 1: is it? What difference does it make? You're a bit
Speaker 1: apathetic politically.
Speaker 8: I feel like we are actually in a therapy session.
Speaker 6: Now, this is quite accurate.
Speaker 1: You want to medal in school and then you never
Speaker 1: want anything ever.
Speaker 6: Again, did you look in my like phone or like
Speaker 6: look me up beforehand?
Speaker 7: Because again, I don't win anything.
Speaker 1: Yes, I tell you what. You're going to win something
Speaker 1: in a few minutes. Don't you worry. When you were
Speaker 1: a kid, you were famous for saying, I'm bored.
Speaker 6: No, not at all. No, I was one of four,
Speaker 6: I'm the youngest. I was never bored.
Speaker 1: I was the youngest of three. I was always bored.
Speaker 3: But Alana clearly loves like the garden and stuff, so
Speaker 3: I feel like she's easily entertained.
Speaker 2: Yes, all right, one last hit, mister chrissy.
Speaker 1: You like burly guys and you have one unique physical
Speaker 1: element like a third nipple, or an eleventh toe, or
Speaker 1: a little bobble on your ear.
Speaker 3: No, no, I have nothing at all like that.
Speaker 6: Good try, though that was very close.
Speaker 1: A lot of it. Take all of your clothes off
Speaker 1: and look in the mirror because you're going to find
Speaker 1: something that you've never seen before.
Speaker 10: Right now, I should take my clothes off right now.
Speaker 4: This sounds all of bit Weinstein, But yes, you have
Speaker 4: one of vip specs, Savor's vouch for one pair of
Speaker 4: glasses or sunglasses and two hundred and fifty dollars cash
Speaker 4: in because you love the garden and stuff.
Speaker 3: What's your take on this corpse plant? Everyone's losing their
Speaker 3: mind over in Melbourne.
Speaker 10: Oh, I've heard it is amazing to look at, but
Speaker 10: disgustingly horrible to be near because of the spell.
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Speaker 1: The Chriasy Swan show. I have got a problem. I've
Speaker 1: got a problem with it.
Speaker 2: I shouldn't say that now.
Speaker 1: I've got a raft of problems, but I'm just going
Speaker 1: to highlight one.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: I am a master procrastinator. Okay, when there is something
Speaker 1: that I don't want to do or I feel that
Speaker 1: I can't do, I've realized I put a whole lot
Speaker 1: of other things in front of that so that I'm
Speaker 1: too busy to get to the thing to do the thing.
Speaker 1: The thing that I'm going to talk about is simply
Speaker 1: paying a bill that is now overdue. But for some reason,
Speaker 1: it's hard for me because it means I have to
Speaker 1: open up my banking app and put in a new
Speaker 1: BSB and a new.
Speaker 3: Oh that's a lot, even I'll admit, that's a lot
Speaker 3: of admin adding a new contact.
Speaker 4: Like.
Speaker 2: It's not like you can just you can't just go
Speaker 2: to your email and select pay bill like I do
Speaker 2: with my normally.
Speaker 1: That's exact, that's exactly right. I can't because it's.
Speaker 2: A new bill provider, Okay, And.
Speaker 1: That is all it takes for me to put a
Speaker 1: thousand things in front of it, and I wrote a
Speaker 1: list of what I put in front of this bill. Wow,
Speaker 1: before I paid it. Okay, I made twenty four containers
Speaker 1: from scratch of green curry and yoky bake spaghetti bolonnaise
Speaker 1: and a Malaysian red.
Speaker 3: Curry that requires is so much more effort than just
Speaker 3: adding a contact on it.
Speaker 1: I didn't think. I didn't say it made sense. Then
Speaker 1: I realized all of that had to go into the freezer.
Speaker 1: I cleared the deep freeze, and then I wrote all
Speaker 1: the contents of what I had on my roly paper
Speaker 1: ball so that I could see it. Then I looked
Speaker 1: around and I saw that my birthday flowers were still
Speaker 1: there and thriving sort of. So I pulled them all
Speaker 1: out of their vases, trimmed them, and then divided them
Speaker 1: into like flowers.
Speaker 2: Oh I love that. How good when birthday flowers last too?
Speaker 1: These ones are so good, and I've really trimmed them
Speaker 1: hard to put them into shorter vases.
Speaker 2: New lease of life.
Speaker 1: Then I was avoiding, still paying the bill, and I
Speaker 1: walked past my table and I thought, oh, yes, that
Speaker 1: tablecloth needs a good wash.
Speaker 4: I washed that.
Speaker 1: Then I vacuumed all the bedrooms, and I realized that
Speaker 1: the vacuum was too heavy. I didn't like it. So
Speaker 1: then I googled the best heavy duty yet lightweight vacuum
Speaker 1: cleaner and I found one.
Speaker 2: Did you find one?
Speaker 1: Found one? Seventy percent off for Harriscar, Oh beauty. Then
Speaker 1: I walked around the front yard taking pics of where
Speaker 1: the flowers had died, where the plants had dyed, all
Speaker 1: the missing and dead pops.
Speaker 3: And I'm watching a scene of caf day Night, just
Speaker 3: walking around her house trying to fill her day.
Speaker 2: That's all I can say right now.
Speaker 1: It was it's never ending. Then, so I've taken all
Speaker 1: those photos. Then I took you know how you can
Speaker 1: say what flower is that? Or what plant is that?
Speaker 1: So then I found out what the plants are called,
Speaker 1: and then I made an inventory of the plants that
Speaker 1: I need to fill in the hole.
Speaker 2: Is it flower Shazam?
Speaker 1: Yes, it's called what plant is that?
Speaker 2: And you literally take a photo.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's sick, it's amazing. Wow, Yeah, it's really fun.
Speaker 1: That killed a lot of time.
Speaker 2: That would because you've got like some proper plants in
Speaker 2: your garden.
Speaker 1: That's right. Then I finally ordered a rinse a plug
Speaker 1: for the top of my for my dish.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm drawing the lighter, rowing a line here. Did
Speaker 2: we ever pay the bill?
Speaker 1: Not yet? Jack, help me, Help me The Chrissy Swan Show,
Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan Show. I just put into a sandwich
Speaker 1: and I thought it was a chicken schnitzel and it
Speaker 1: turned out to be a hashbrun and I was disappointed.
Speaker 1: And I'm I can't believe that on World kind of State,
Speaker 1: I made that mistake. I'm generally very happy to see
Speaker 1: a hashbrown, but I don't want it in a salad sandwich.
Speaker 3: I can see one outside. There's another chicken shnity. I
Speaker 3: just had the chicken shnity one and it's really thick,
Speaker 3: good chicken.
Speaker 1: We will right this wrong.
Speaker 2: As part of World Kindness Day. I will go out
Speaker 2: and fetch it for you. Now, you're the best.
Speaker 1: Thank you from Effective music and Magan Movies. That's what
Speaker 1: it feels like. Christmas, discover more reasons to love this
Speaker 1: season at Westfield is a local center today Christmas. I mean, look,
Speaker 1: it is fast approaching. I am, but I have started
Speaker 1: a note in my phone about Christmas presents, and I've
Speaker 1: started stocking up my gift cupboard.
Speaker 3: Really yeah, that's very like organized for someone like as
Speaker 3: you just confessed you're a procrastinator.
Speaker 1: Yes, I know, I am. I can't like put a
Speaker 1: finger on what I am because I'm also very well
Speaker 1: planned but also hopeless.
Speaker 2: I guess these gifts though they're for others. So you're
Speaker 2: good at that.
Speaker 1: Yes, uh, that's right.
Speaker 2: Whereas paying to be able to keep the lights on
Speaker 2: for you and your family not so good?
Speaker 1: Very difficult.
Speaker 2: Hello Nicole, Hello, how are you good? How are you you?
Speaker 1: Are you a Christmas person? Is it your time to shine?
Speaker 5: I can be sometimes?
Speaker 1: Well I hope you are this year, because God knows
Speaker 1: we need a celebration. Now, what is your quirky Christmas tradition?
Speaker 5: Every year we make Grandma play fine the mince pie.
Speaker 1: I mean I automatically go to how this game could
Speaker 1: turn mean and make Grandma question her sanity. You keep
Speaker 1: looking for a Grandma, but you haven't hidden it anyway
Speaker 1: for weeks for the mince pot.
Speaker 5: We found one under the couch at her house like
Speaker 5: four months after Christmas one year, and so now it's
Speaker 5: kind of this thing where we try and see who
Speaker 5: can flip it under without grandma noticing.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, so is it always under the couch?
Speaker 11: Nick?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, poor lady, poor woman.
Speaker 1: Did you have to get down on all fours to
Speaker 1: really get under there and find it? Yeah? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I love it. Well, I am thrilled to tell you
Speaker 1: the suf For sharing that Bonker's Christmas tradition, you have
Speaker 1: won one thousand dollars worth of Westfield gift cards.
Speaker 5: Well done, Oh my gosh, thank you so much.
Speaker 1: Please go and get her like a diamond encrusted mince
Speaker 1: the Chrissy One Show. Let's go click it Chrissy's click.
Speaker 1: See you what Martha Stewart looks like a frosty lady?
Speaker 2: She's hard, Yes, she's salty, like for somebody.
Speaker 1: That creates such beauty. She's so good at like beautiful
Speaker 1: food and interiors and like beauty is important. You would
Speaker 1: think that she would be more touchy feely.
Speaker 2: Do you think maybe?
Speaker 1: Though?
Speaker 3: Because I agree with you, do you think maybe the
Speaker 3: persona we see of her, the public facing persona, is
Speaker 3: this like.
Speaker 2: Hard exterior, No, but deep down she's just a softy No.
Speaker 2: I think that this is her, This is her through
Speaker 2: and through.
Speaker 1: Yes, And I think there I've got proof of it.
Speaker 1: She went Andrew Barrymore's show. Now, Drew Barrymore is a giant, softy, sooky, emotional,
Speaker 1: really in touch with her feelings, love touching others and
Speaker 1: also very very physically touchy feeling. She reminds me of
Speaker 1: somebody I know quite well.
Speaker 7: Me and.
Speaker 1: The two of them are like oil and water. Have
Speaker 1: a listened to this exchange that occurred Andrew Barrymore's show,
Speaker 1: What makes You Safting gooey?
Speaker 10: Though?
Speaker 8: When you're treated like a lady someone someone comes in
Speaker 8: and you're the wrong gender, I know the way it's
Speaker 8: going with I'm so sure anymore. He's dressed inspired Martha.
Speaker 9: Come here, beauty dog.
Speaker 2: Okay, so she likes dogs, but she didn't like Drew
Speaker 2: coming up to touch her.
Speaker 1: Drew was touching her all over and she literally pushed
Speaker 1: her away and did a little flick.
Speaker 2: I love it. It was just the hand push.
Speaker 1: She touch me, and then she says something interesting, you're
Speaker 1: the wrong gender. I thought, Wow, you only like advances
Speaker 1: or you only like to be touched by men.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's old school like that.
Speaker 3: Also, remember she was in prison, Like you've got to
Speaker 3: build up this hard EXTU like you've got to be
Speaker 3: able to protect yourself.
Speaker 1: I've got to watch that documentary.
Speaker 2: Apparently it's unbelievable.
Speaker 1: She also did a weird Drew Barrymore on that show
Speaker 1: did a weird thing where she went back to where
Speaker 1: Martha Stewart grew up. There was like a it's a
Speaker 1: town in New Jersey, and she got her to talk about,
Speaker 1: you know, nostalgic memories. And I think Drew was really
Speaker 1: trying to get her to be soft and human.
Speaker 2: And like her.
Speaker 1: And then inexplicably, Drew crossed to the town and like
Speaker 1: some old relations of Martha Stewart's was there. It was
Speaker 1: just so desperate to try and make Martha look nice.
Speaker 2: How did Martha react to that?
Speaker 1: Not great? She was like, what are we doing this?
Speaker 3: Martha's like, bro, I've ditched those people. I'm mate with
Speaker 3: Snoop now exactly.
Speaker 2: I've moved on.
Speaker 1: And it would have been about one hundred and fifty
Speaker 1: years since she'd been to that town. Anyway, what about
Speaker 1: this redded article? Let's move on. I dress up to
Speaker 1: the nines for my school run and my husband says,
Speaker 1: it's embarrassing. Please discuss.
Speaker 2: I mean, what are your thoughts? I I have two thoughts.
Speaker 1: I know that this is a thing. It is not
Speaker 1: a thing for me, and it probably is the reason
Speaker 1: why I stopped run the school run and the pickup.
Speaker 2: Because of people looking at you.
Speaker 1: Well, just it's so seeny sometimes and it's like, guys,
Speaker 1: we're just here to pick up our kids. This is
Speaker 1: not actually a big part of our day. That's my thing.
Speaker 1: That is the least important part of my day. And
Speaker 1: I felt weird because I dressed accordingly that it was
Speaker 1: the biggest part of some people's. Dad.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you do what, Sonny.
Speaker 3: Even in primary school, I still remember as a kid
Speaker 3: the one woman that was always at the school gate at.
Speaker 2: Three thirty waiting for her kid, looking bougie. Gail. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Gail was always.
Speaker 1: There, I must say. I do remember. There was this
Speaker 1: fabulous woman who used to come and pick up her kids.
Speaker 1: Her name was missus Long, Okay and Cheryl Long. And
Speaker 1: she had a big pile of red curls in like
Speaker 1: a big bee hive, and she would wear colorful moomours
Speaker 1: and she would have long lacquered nails and smoke out
Speaker 1: the driver's side window of like a vintage Mercedes Vibe.
Speaker 1: And that if I could do it.
Speaker 2: If you could do it like that, I would see.
Speaker 2: This is my thing. This also what a crap husband
Speaker 2: hanging on for that? Two things.
Speaker 3: A life's a runway. Walk it however you want, man,
Speaker 3: let someone do it. B This fashion for some people
Speaker 3: is like their creative expression. Some people draw some people.
Speaker 3: So some people like to dress well.
Speaker 2: And you don't.
Speaker 1: I know, I agree, and I think dressing well is
Speaker 1: wonderful and I one of these days I will I
Speaker 1: will start trying that out. But do you think it's
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't want to judge, but I think
Speaker 1: it is sad a little bit that you know that
Speaker 1: that is an event space a school where you don't
Speaker 1: go and you're there for five minutes to pick up
Speaker 1: your kids. I don't I don't think that that is
Speaker 1: an event. No, that's like, you know, putting on lip
Speaker 1: to fill up your car.
Speaker 2: We'll shout out to all those mums on World Kindness Day.
Speaker 1: Is the Chrissy Swan Show. Here we are back for
Speaker 1: our second hour on World Kindness Day. What have you
Speaker 1: done today? That's kind jack?
Speaker 2: What have I done today?
Speaker 3: I offered to pick up my housemate from the airport
Speaker 3: when he landed, but he said he didn't need to,
Speaker 3: he didn't need the lift, but I offered.
Speaker 1: That absolutely counts, and that is a big air face.
Speaker 3: I always offer if any of my mates are listening,
Speaker 3: I love doing airport runs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I like driving.
Speaker 1: What's your setup like? Do you slow down in a
Speaker 1: lane or do you park and meet them at the
Speaker 1: gate or what? No, I don't go that fast.
Speaker 2: I don't go that far, but I'll reverse in into
Speaker 2: the waiting bain and wait for them.
Speaker 1: Do you stop at Maca's first stop before you hit
Speaker 1: the highway.
Speaker 3: If it's my housemate Chris condos, absolutely What have you
Speaker 3: done for world kind I brought.
Speaker 1: In some carrot cake for my friend Rachel, who works
Speaker 1: right at the entrance of the of the building and
Speaker 1: we always say hello to each other. What else have
Speaker 1: I done? Oh my god, there's a oh. Last night
Speaker 1: on the project, I gave some shuk sugar to Walid
Speaker 1: and I do have the follow up. He sent me
Speaker 1: a photograph of him of his dinner that he had
Speaker 1: last night, which was the shuck sugar that I made him.
Speaker 1: And in a weird coincidence, this is why kindness is
Speaker 1: so magical. When I gave him the Shuck Shuker mix
Speaker 1: last night on set, Sarah said to him, this is
Speaker 1: such great timing because you were just saying you've got
Speaker 1: nothing for dinner because Susan is away.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then bang there it was his favorite shuck sugar.
Speaker 3: And I also loved your little kind Off your kindness
Speaker 3: roast with Robert Irwins.
Speaker 1: It's fun, wasn't it.
Speaker 2: I know it was fun.
Speaker 1: It was a fun time.
Speaker 2: I'm speaking of Robert Irwin. He's going to be on
Speaker 2: this show next week.
Speaker 3: Yes, here, Julia Morris, because they've already announced that I'm
Speaker 3: a celebrity. Get me out of his returning to the
Speaker 3: January time time.
Speaker 1: I'm so such a great time slot for us.
Speaker 3: It is, hey next three ten, It's a great time
Speaker 3: slot for Chrissy's Quizy thirteen twenty four to ten.
Speaker 2: If you would like to win a limited edition bum
Speaker 2: bag the Chrissy.
Speaker 1: Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show, I've got a bum
Speaker 1: bag and I'm not afraid to give it away. Chrissies Quizzy.
Speaker 1: Here we are. Jack's here, I'm here, Emma's here.
Speaker 7: Hello, Emma, Hello, How are you going good?
Speaker 1: You're about to go to the post office, one of
Speaker 1: my favorite places on earth.
Speaker 6: Yes, I missed the delivery today, so I'm very excited
Speaker 6: for it.
Speaker 2: What's in the parcel? M?
Speaker 6: It's a dressed for the weekend.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Gal, what you're doing?
Speaker 5: I'm going on a.
Speaker 7: Hidden Bark crawl Melbourne.
Speaker 1: Hidden Bark Crawl.
Speaker 7: Yeah, like all the hidden bars.
Speaker 2: That's fun and Melbourn's got a lot of great ones.
Speaker 1: I feel like there's one behind a secret door or
Speaker 1: something named after a woman I can't believe what.
Speaker 2: Yeah, state of Grace is it?
Speaker 1: Maybe? Yeah, that sounds fun, Emma, hype it fits Hope
Speaker 1: the dress fits me too. Have you got a backup? M?
Speaker 11: Yeah, it's meant to come tomorrow.
Speaker 1: The next day I got all right.
Speaker 6: Hello Vanessa, Hi, I feel so boring after hearing that.
Speaker 1: I was going to say that was a very interesting
Speaker 1: weekend coming up for Emma. Do you have anything to compare,
Speaker 1: by the way, I certainly do not say you're in
Speaker 1: good company?
Speaker 6: Well no, so I have a toddler twolve year old,
Speaker 6: I'm sick, and I have a whole heap of laundry.
Speaker 2: To catch up on.
Speaker 1: Oh god, that sounds like my life.
Speaker 2: Way to bring the mood down, Vanessa, let's all.
Speaker 1: Live vicariously through Emma. All right, girl, your names are
Speaker 1: your buzzeres. It's the best of five, meaning the first
Speaker 1: person to get three answers great wins the game. It's
Speaker 1: going to get this bum bag. Question number one flights
Speaker 1: to and from Barley Emma, yees, Emma because it's the volcano.
Speaker 1: Correct Question number two? Which company has the tagline? Should
Speaker 1: have gone to Emma? Yeah, Semma?
Speaker 2: Correct Question number three.
Speaker 1: This is for the win m Five years ago today,
Speaker 1: this song Everything I Want to It was released, butever yes, Vanessa,
Speaker 1: bill it is Billie Eilish. This is one of Jack's.
Speaker 2: Favorites, one of my funeral songs.
Speaker 1: If you were her, who doesn't, She's amazing.
Speaker 2: Everything I Wanted is my favorite Billy Elish song by far.
Speaker 2: It's super depressing.
Speaker 1: I just wonder why you would play that at your funeral, though,
Speaker 1: because surely everything you wanted wasn't to be dead.
Speaker 2: No, but it's a nice way of saying thank you
Speaker 2: for being here.
Speaker 6: Guys.
Speaker 3: I'm brown bread, but I got everything I wanted, Like
Speaker 3: I lived a good for field, nice life. Have a
Speaker 3: martini on met it. Question number four, We've got two
Speaker 3: points to Emma, one point to Vanessa.
Speaker 1: Today is world, Yes, Vanessa, it is. What kind of day?
Speaker 1: I hope you're doing something to celebrate, even if it's
Speaker 1: just looking after yourself.
Speaker 2: Question number five for the win for either of you, ladies.
Speaker 1: What animal breeds through its bottom?
Speaker 6: But whatever?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 6: Ess sir, Oh, I got it one blank. No, that's
Speaker 6: an animal.
Speaker 4: I have no idea.
Speaker 1: I guess it's a turtle. Oh is an interesting? Okay?
Speaker 1: What is still the tiebreaker? Girls? What is the name
Speaker 1: of Elvis Presley's Memphis home? Emma, Yes, Emma. For the wind,
Speaker 1: it is Graceland. Now, Emma, if this dress doesn't fit,
Speaker 1: or even if it does, you're gonna look a million
Speaker 1: bucks through the Christy swee. An addition, bum hack strapped
Speaker 1: to your waist.
Speaker 2: Emma, whatever you do, do not wear that out on
Speaker 2: the secret Bark.
Speaker 5: No, I definitely was.
Speaker 2: Emma's a vibe and she chic I can tell.
Speaker 1: The Crissy Swan show. Yesterday we met Jenna and we
Speaker 1: had a chat with the Everything was going great, and
Speaker 1: then I, of course asked a question that probably didn't
Speaker 1: make any sense to her. She joins us again. Hello, Jenna, Hey, Chrissy,
Speaker 1: So I said to you, oh, we love your act.
Speaker 1: I think I said where are you from originally? Or
Speaker 1: Jack said I love your accent.
Speaker 2: I think I said, I love your accent.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, but I'm from Sydney, Australia, Jermside.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And we were like, and you said, this happens
Speaker 1: all the time, and what is your explanation.
Speaker 6: It happens about five times a day and it's been
Speaker 6: happening since I was at the age of five years old.
Speaker 6: But I do have an accent and it's from watching
Speaker 6: too much American TV.
Speaker 1: I loved hearing that because my son is thirteen and
Speaker 1: he's always spoken with an accent. He doesn't sound like
Speaker 1: anyone else in the family. He pronounces words in the
Speaker 1: American way, like us tomato, and it's not he's not
Speaker 1: putting it on. That is how he talks. And I've
Speaker 1: always wondered where it came from.
Speaker 3: Have you asked kid about this, like, have you you
Speaker 3: guys disgusted? Or is it just sort of goes unspoken?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I mean we have and he doesn't know where it's
Speaker 1: come from either. He calls me mom and spells it
Speaker 1: mom Jenna, like I need to can you say a
Speaker 1: long sentence so our beautiful listeners can get a handle
Speaker 1: on your accent. Just say, just say a long sentence
Speaker 1: for me.
Speaker 2: So, how are you going today? I'm really excited to
Speaker 2: be here?
Speaker 6: How are you going today? I'm really excited to be here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that sounds sort of Australian, but there are definitely
Speaker 1: twangs in there that are at the start.
Speaker 6: Yeah, our words definitely yeah reboots looking at things in
Speaker 6: my classroom that have ours in it. So, Jenny, it
Speaker 6: gets stronger. Actually, fun fact, it gets stronger if I'm intoxicated. Really, yeah,
Speaker 6: I want Sometimes I make it up and pretend I
Speaker 6: am American, and people believe.
Speaker 1: Would see when you say the word American, you sound
Speaker 1: properly American. I just want to give a shout. Thirteen
Speaker 1: twenty four to ten. Do you have an explicable, inexplicable accent,
Speaker 1: because we're dying to hear from you, Jenna. Did you
Speaker 1: have any hearing problems go with me here when you
Speaker 1: were little.
Speaker 6: No, no hearing problems. I mean my mom would say
Speaker 6: selective hearing. Not that a doctor has diagnosed, but my mom,
Speaker 6: I definitely do have selective hearing.
Speaker 1: Jenna, You've definitely got an accent. I can hear it
Speaker 1: so clearly.
Speaker 2: Do your you're a teacher, do your students pick up
Speaker 2: on it?
Speaker 6: Yes? That would every single every single one I have.
Speaker 6: Like when I worked at a primary school, six year
Speaker 6: olds would ask me my accent and I would I
Speaker 6: would be like, what are you hearing, Jenna?
Speaker 1: Do you are your parents from Australia or do they
Speaker 1: have an accent that you might have picked up?
Speaker 6: They're both Sydney as well, but my younger brother.
Speaker 5: Also has the accent because they both span.
Speaker 6: Out childhoods in front of The Simpsons in American TV.
Speaker 1: That is unbelievable. And that is my theory too. With Kit,
Speaker 1: he couldn't hear for the first two or three years
Speaker 1: of his life, like and then when he could and
Speaker 1: where he could hear a little bit, but he would
Speaker 1: watch a whole lot of Telly and I think that
Speaker 1: that's where he learned to talk.
Speaker 2: Did he watch the Simpsons too, No, he.
Speaker 1: Watched something else he watches. Yeah, I mean probably not
Speaker 1: the Simpsons when he was that little, but a lot
Speaker 1: of American television.
Speaker 2: Yes, and they all turn out like little Simpsons.
Speaker 3: Twenty four ten. Do you have an inexplicable accent thirty
Speaker 3: twenty four ten. We'll give you a prize for telling you.
Speaker 1: I have another famous one. I'll tell you in a
Speaker 1: sec the chrissiest one. And we're talking about inexplicable accents.
Speaker 1: My son's got one. I thought of a famous one.
Speaker 1: Josh Thomas, the actor.
Speaker 2: Does he not have an accent?
Speaker 1: When I first heard his accent, I.
Speaker 2: Thought it was an accent.
Speaker 1: He's born and bred in Brisbane. He is an Australian guy.
Speaker 1: He should speak like us, but he speaks with that accent.
Speaker 1: And even he doesn't know where it comes from.
Speaker 2: I always assumed he was Irish. Would that be the No,
Speaker 2: he's not.
Speaker 1: No, he's like Jenna our listener.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's so interesting.
Speaker 1: It's so interesting and he can't hear it either. So
Speaker 1: when he first became famous, everyone's like, oh, where's that
Speaker 1: accent from? He goes, what are you talking about?
Speaker 2: You feel like you're going mad?
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but his is very clearly very thief too.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four to ten. Do you have an inexplicable accent?
Speaker 1: Mel Your grandson has one? Yes?
Speaker 10: Yes, He's been watching YouTube Kid Kids.
Speaker 6: And Poor Patrol and he tends to have this accent,
Speaker 6: and he comes out with certain words and you're like,
Speaker 6: where did that come from?
Speaker 1: Does he call certain things the American version of it? Yes?
Speaker 2: Yes, and like sodas he calls so soft drink soda.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so does my son here.
Speaker 6: The first time he said it was like, where did
Speaker 6: that come from?
Speaker 1: It almost feels like it's are like a previous life
Speaker 1: situation in some way, I feel.
Speaker 3: Like I use the word or like people in my
Speaker 3: generation as well my age, the word literally. I feel
Speaker 3: like I've picked up from watching too much Like cut
Speaker 3: ash is a reality TV.
Speaker 2: I think so too, because it's I catch myself using it.
Speaker 1: And particularly the way you enunciate every syllable literally.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Most people say literally, I'm literal, but literally you say
Speaker 1: literally exactly for email, hushan tell hello, tell me about
Speaker 1: your inexplicable accent.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so it is not me.
Speaker 10: My seven year old daughter has quite a thick American accent.
Speaker 10: I and not only her accent, but just like the
Speaker 10: words like the last caller, so you know, rubbish is trying.
Speaker 1: Flash, Yeah, Lolly is like can candy?
Speaker 10: Yes, yes, candy, but not only my daughter. So my
Speaker 10: I've got an eighteen years just nearly the car. I
Speaker 10: have an eighteen year old son, but when he was
Speaker 10: a toddler, I was actually really concerned because he started
Speaker 10: speaking in Spanish and I had no idea what was happening.
Speaker 3: I thought his.
Speaker 10: Speech was regressing.
Speaker 11: Yeah, but hey, he was watching Dora the Flora and
Speaker 11: he started speaking Spanish.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, of course he was. At least he
Speaker 1: was speaking Spanish and not going back back.
Speaker 10: I wouldn't have been so terrified that he was. I
Speaker 10: just didn't know what he was saying. But we figured
Speaker 10: it out in the end, and yeah, speak Spanish.
Speaker 1: See You and I as similar in that we've both
Speaker 1: got children that seem to have picked up an accent
Speaker 1: from watching YouTube and television shows. I always felt like
Speaker 1: when I explained that to people, or if they gave
Speaker 1: me that theory, I just felt like the worst mother
Speaker 1: ever because that because the image you get is just
Speaker 1: this poor child not speaking to another human being and
Speaker 1: just sitting catatonic in front of the iPad, which was
Speaker 1: probably true. Yeah, but some kids seem.
Speaker 2: To Yeah, let's finish with Natalie A.
Speaker 7: Nat Hey, guys, hey going.
Speaker 1: Or what's going on with your Polish accent? Lady?
Speaker 7: Well, I don't even know where I've picked it up
Speaker 7: from because I've never been to Poland and I don't
Speaker 7: have any Polish friends. But my partner ex partner recorded
Speaker 7: me speaking Polish while I was asleep. What manyship?
Speaker 1: What the Polish language or just with English with a
Speaker 1: Polish accent?
Speaker 7: Oh no, no, the Polish language everything? What ordering people around?
Speaker 7: It's like I had a past life and I was
Speaker 7: like in the army or something, and I was, yeah,
Speaker 7: it sounded like I was a lieutenant or someone high up,
Speaker 7: and I was ordering people to do stuff for me
Speaker 7: or do something.
Speaker 6: It was really bizarre.
Speaker 7: And I didn't believe him because he said, you sounds
Speaker 7: like you were talking in a foreign language. So I'm like,
Speaker 7: I don't even talk him my sleep, what are you
Speaker 7: talking about? And he's like, no, seriously, the next time
Speaker 7: it happens, I'm going to record you. Sure enough, I
Speaker 7: found out i'd speak Polish.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, do you still have those recordings? I
Speaker 1: would love to hear them.
Speaker 7: You'd have to speak to my ex fiancee. He's now
Speaker 7: over in la and Natalie.
Speaker 2: Is that the reason he dumped you because of the
Speaker 2: sleep talking?
Speaker 7: No, I would have dumped him logo.
Speaker 1: The Crissy Swan Show. Let's go click it.
Speaker 2: Chrissy's Clique.
Speaker 1: The new Bridge Jones Diary trailer has dropped, and we're
Speaker 1: going to talk about that. But first, let's let's talk
Speaker 1: about this weird, weird thing from Army Hammer's mum. Now,
Speaker 1: Armie Hammer is an actor. He suffered lots and lots
Speaker 1: of terrible headlines about his character and his predilection for
Speaker 1: eating other human beings. We don't even know if that's true, actually,
Speaker 1: but you know, rumors stick for a reason, I guess.
Speaker 2: I mean, where this smoke this fire? I read Desmoir
Speaker 2: and there were a lot of messages sent in.
Speaker 1: Imagine if that was your legacy, right, like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: how do you ever get away from it?
Speaker 3: Then you come back from it and decide to launch
Speaker 3: your own podcast called Army Hammer Time.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Anyway, and then not only do you
Speaker 1: have your own podcast called Army Have a Time, you
Speaker 1: invite your mom on it to divulge the weird present
Speaker 1: that she organized for you.
Speaker 9: I think you learned not to put stupid things in
Speaker 9: dms because no one was eaten, but you were stupid.
Speaker 9: And let's talk about what I gave you for your
Speaker 9: birthday this year?
Speaker 1: What did you get?
Speaker 9: I call Army and I go, Army, what would you
Speaker 9: like for your birthday this year? And he goes, oh,
Speaker 9: I don't know, you know, maybe money whatever. And I
Speaker 9: was like, I believe I'm going to give you a
Speaker 9: massect to me.
Speaker 1: Ye, wow, I no wonder he wanted money. Remember he
Speaker 1: made this big song and dance about selling his car
Speaker 1: that he last. Yeah, he has no money.
Speaker 2: Well, if mummy's paying for you for sect me at
Speaker 2: that age.
Speaker 1: That is deeply insulting, isn't it. That means that you
Speaker 1: I wish I hadn't had you, and I'm making sure.
Speaker 2: That he's already got kids.
Speaker 1: Doesn't he know? It's bizarre?
Speaker 2: Hey, she reminded me of the mum on the Menendez
Speaker 2: doco on on Monsters.
Speaker 1: That whole scenario gives me the ink.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I get it.
Speaker 1: Let's move on to a Bridget Jones. Have you seen
Speaker 1: all of the Bridget Jones diary film only the first? Okay,
Speaker 1: they are good. I love Renees Elwigger and the new
Speaker 1: film Bridget Jones Mad about the Boy We spoke to it.
Speaker 1: Spoke about it a few weeks ago because she grants
Speaker 1: in it, and he said he wouldn't have so find
Speaker 1: up for it unless it was a lovely role, and
Speaker 1: it is. The movie looks amazing. The trailer is good.
Speaker 1: Look it up, and the story covers off obviously. Rene
Speaker 1: Zeweger's character Bridget Jones marries Colin Firth's character Mister Darcy,
Speaker 1: and then he passes away, and the story starts when
Speaker 1: she is trying to get her life back together with
Speaker 1: two small kids being a widow. All her friends put
Speaker 1: her on the apps and stuff, which is tedious and predictable,
Speaker 1: and then she meets by chance, a very very young
Speaker 1: man in a park and they appear to get it on.
Speaker 1: You can call me rockstar pretones, but you can call
Speaker 1: her money. How old are you eight?
Speaker 11: Oh?
Speaker 2: No, I'm just kidd twenty nine? Do you miss that
Speaker 2: he sometimes?
Speaker 1: I miss him all of the times.
Speaker 2: Can you survive? I think so enough to survive?
Speaker 1: It looks so gorgeous, But please, there's a woman like
Speaker 1: that is going to be?
Speaker 2: What do you mean sweany?
Speaker 1: There is no way?
Speaker 2: Yes, there is is. Leo woodle he was on the
Speaker 2: White Load. Is He's great? Also great use of these
Speaker 2: words in the trailer.
Speaker 3: I notice that, Yes, Hey, Bridge Jones, the film it's
Speaker 3: not it's in cinemas in on Fed thirteen.
Speaker 2: That's actually not that far away, I.
Speaker 1: Know, but it feels like too far. I'm too far
Speaker 1: to tell you what If you do want to see
Speaker 1: a film where an older woman has relations with a
Speaker 1: younger man, the best I've ever seen was Emma Thompson
Speaker 1: in Good Luck to You, Leo Grand It is chef's
Speaker 1: kiss and believable because she pays him. The Chrissy Swan
Speaker 1: Show is a Nova podcast. For more great comedy shows
Speaker 1: like this, head to novapodcast dot com.
Speaker 2: Do you