Speaker 1: Guys, I'm a how do I put this, I'm a
Speaker 1: lover not a fighter. Yeah, I degree, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1: I agree like I feel my hands, Clint, are they
Speaker 1: clammy whether over? They're a big greasy I tat to
Speaker 1: bake an egg sandwich, but they're so soft.
Speaker 2: I'd say you're a lover, not a fighter. But you're
Speaker 2: also a bit of a manipulator, Like you get other
Speaker 2: people to fight your fights for you. You put fire at
Speaker 2: other people's bellies and then make them do the day.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he'd rather engage in a mental war, physical one.
Speaker 1: I'm great at battleship.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he'd be good on get other people involved to
Speaker 2: do the hard work, and he just runs off.
Speaker 1: I'd be like Richard on Season one. He's always walking
Speaker 1: around nude getting other people to turn on each other.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we don't want that.
Speaker 3: And what Richard?
Speaker 1: You remember Big Richard or the nude guyet one. I
Speaker 1: don't know if he's Big Richard, but Richard.
Speaker 2: No, I just remember the guy that won because he
Speaker 2: told everyoney his grandmother had died and she hadn't. Really,
Speaker 2: that would be Jace tricking people.
Speaker 1: Well played. I think my grandma's died several times. So
Speaker 1: on the weekend I decided to venture out check out
Speaker 1: the new local. Oh yeah, good man.
Speaker 2: Of mine, I was. It was good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, went down to the McKinnon Hotel. Great steak. Yeah,
Speaker 1: McKinnon Hotel, they do a great steak. Where's McKinnon nestled Carnegie? Yeah,
Speaker 1: sort of Carnegie and Bentley area. Yeah, beautiful spot. So
Speaker 1: you've got I've got the Bentley East, so the Boundary
Speaker 1: Hotel in Bentley, which is a cracking spot. Good sports bar,
Speaker 1: sounds like it to do a good steak, pool tables,
Speaker 1: and then you've got the McKinnon, which I would say
Speaker 1: is a little bit more class a, a little bit classic, all.
Speaker 2: A bit bougie?
Speaker 1: Is it a little bit more bougie? I walk into
Speaker 1: the sports bar on Saturday night, Jess and I were
Speaker 1: given the lead pass by otherwives to go out for
Speaker 1: a couple. Jezz who's Gerald, Yeah, g Man.
Speaker 2: G Erard, Gerard what's his name? Gerrard?
Speaker 1: I think you know someone? So G Dog and I
Speaker 1: there at at the park.
Speaker 2: G you're too old to be calling your friends. G.
Speaker 2: Sorry that it's got to stop. Let's go with Jezzer.
Speaker 1: Jezzer and I just there at the bar, having a
Speaker 1: few drinks, and then all of a sudden, Jessic goes
Speaker 1: oh oh, and I turned around and a full blown
Speaker 1: fistfight has broken out the Posh Park at the Posh Pub,
Speaker 1: maybe a meter away from me, and like, you know,
Speaker 1: like seeing a fight in the wild and up close distressing.
Speaker 1: It's very distressing. This guy was getting absolutely belted. He
Speaker 1: was bleeding from the eye, shirts were getting ripped, like.
Speaker 2: A proper bar fight. Yes, in the McKinnon hotel. You
Speaker 2: think he's bougie and someone.
Speaker 1: The adults or teenagers, they were adults, and there was
Speaker 1: some people screaming out like stop them, stop them. They
Speaker 1: set the scene.
Speaker 2: How many people were around I.
Speaker 1: Would say there was a good there was a good
Speaker 1: forty people in the park. These two were absolutely going
Speaker 1: at it, and there was an elderly lady trying to
Speaker 1: get involved who turned out to be the mum of
Speaker 1: one of the boys in.
Speaker 2: The f Oh no, mum, sit down, I know, that's
Speaker 2: what I thought. I thought, with their security, they're trying
Speaker 2: to break it up.
Speaker 1: Well, no, I was waiting for, you know, the big
Speaker 1: New Zealanders to come running in going not in those
Speaker 1: shoes broke, but there was none of those, and you
Speaker 1: would a surely just tried to calm things down, you know,
Speaker 1: everyone everyone was trying to do their bit just to go, hey, come.
Speaker 2: How many people were in the fight? How many people?
Speaker 1: Just just the two? So the rest of us were like,
Speaker 1: come on, I was obviously watching out for mum. Just
Speaker 1: you know, let's as you.
Speaker 2: Have been knee deep into your chicken parma sitting in
Speaker 2: the corner trying to pretend you didn't notice.
Speaker 1: Finish the parma.
Speaker 2: The two people were there, like a lot of bystanders,
Speaker 2: a lot of witnesses, A.
Speaker 1: Lot of witnesses, a lot of witnesses.
Speaker 2: And how did it end?
Speaker 1: Were you happy with your response?
Speaker 2: Popo? Come?
Speaker 1: Paper didn't come. We ended up getting one of the
Speaker 1: guys dragged out. We well like team effort. One of
Speaker 1: the guys got dragged out the front by his mum and.
Speaker 2: Then his mum how much trouble he's in with mum?
Speaker 1: And then the bar staff were quick to act. They
Speaker 1: came in with napkins to soak up the blood and
Speaker 1: stuff like that. She was inconvenience.
Speaker 2: Were they fighting about? What were they fighting about? I
Speaker 2: don't know, Yes, seriously, what were they fighting about? We
Speaker 2: got a witness. I'm a witness, someone who was in
Speaker 2: the past, someone who saw you in action and can.
Speaker 1: Tell us about Danny.
Speaker 2: Good Morning in Mora Morning Morning a bar fight.
Speaker 3: Yes, I was there for the bar fights, and I
Speaker 3: did see Jay. I obviously noticed when he walked in.
Speaker 3: A huge fan of the show. So I was on
Speaker 3: my way to the Little Girl's room, and I saw
Speaker 3: Jace walk in, and I of course had to run
Speaker 3: back to my friends and be like, oh, my god,
Speaker 3: my god, my god, that's j.
Speaker 2: You're his one fan. Good for you, Janny. And then
Speaker 2: is that what people were fighting over? Were they fighting over?
Speaker 3: Who?
Speaker 2: Like Jo? I'm not like Kyle.
Speaker 3: What they were fighting over? No?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 1: So how would you rate Jace's reaction and his heroic instincts?
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, I think I was neared running over to
Speaker 3: my friends at the time, so my back was to
Speaker 3: the fight, so I didn't say it start, but I
Speaker 3: did hear the commotion and I turned around, and you know,
Speaker 3: I was at the end of the bar, so the
Speaker 3: bar was very was very long, and Jace's right, the
Speaker 3: fight was happening quite near him. But I do seem
Speaker 3: to recall him taking off down the other end of
Speaker 3: the R.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I knew it. He would have run as far
Speaker 2: as he possibly could. He told us he was getting involved,
Speaker 2: going okay.
Speaker 3: Guys, and then.
Speaker 1: The pavement and then we were sopping up the blood
Speaker 1: with the with the serviettes. The amount of people that
Speaker 1: came over to me afterwards and said, Jace, I didn't
Speaker 1: think you could move that quick, but you grabbed your drink.
Speaker 2: And you're disgrace. You got to help Jace.
Speaker 1: Danny was Jace useless?
Speaker 2: Yes, yep.
Speaker 1: The way I justified it was like I never get
Speaker 1: time out of the house. I don't dare they I
Speaker 1: don't want to.
Speaker 2: I'm not letting these kids ruin it.
Speaker 1: I'm not wasting my one hour on Saturday night, given
Speaker 1: my statement to the poper one hour.
Speaker 2: Is that all you're allowed out of the house for, Yes.
Speaker 1: Loan soft hands have buttons to push, Yes, Otherwise it
Speaker 1: wouldn't be able to fire off the ads. It's sitting
Speaker 1: here right now, little stumps wrapped in bandages.
Speaker 2: Jason Lauren, Jason Lauren, wake up feeling good. I know
Speaker 2: one hundred Lauren. I'm socials