WEBVTT - Jodie's Car Of The Future Is Smarter Than Her

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<v Speaker 1>Saving you a coffee, Settle into your seat, joy Metal's

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<v Speaker 1>favorite way to wake.

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<v Speaker 2>I was morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome, Okay, do want to say it? I was late

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<v Speaker 1>this morning. Just say it, Just say it, get it

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<v Speaker 1>off your chest, Off you go, there's nothing.

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<v Speaker 3>How are you this morning?

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<v Speaker 1>Really good? Thank you? I was late for a very

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<v Speaker 1>good reason. I've been test driving a new car. It's

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<v Speaker 1>called a Polster.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you know what I don't want? It's an electric car.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, it's an electric car, and I don't want to

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<v Speaker 4>use the word, but obnoxious comes to mind.

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<v Speaker 3>And I'm kidding.

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<v Speaker 4>Making a different show, You're making a difference, so we

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<v Speaker 4>appreciate that.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't. I can't help with this. This car is

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<v Speaker 1>so jam packed full of elite features that I'm yet

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<v Speaker 1>to fully understand. But camera, God, Josh, you came in.

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<v Speaker 1>I dragged you down this morning and said come and

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<v Speaker 1>have a look at this, and also helped me park

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<v Speaker 1>because I don't know how to reverse. But what were

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<v Speaker 1>your first impressions? Well, the first thing that caught my eyes, well,

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<v Speaker 1>what planet are you going.

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<v Speaker 3>To pick for your interior? Aesthetive? Is that a thing?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Is that an option you're currently going with? Mercuryery, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>venis and satin. They looked pretty cool. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So basically, it's a big picture of a planet and

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<v Speaker 1>that will set the same temperature as that planet.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't go the sun jokes too hot.

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<v Speaker 6>The same ambyance as that planet.

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<v Speaker 1>Like this car. We'll talk more about it later, but

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<v Speaker 1>it's like a car of the future. I remember on

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<v Speaker 1>The Simpsons they designed a car.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I haven't met his brother.

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<v Speaker 4>Herb foolishly let him blindly design a car and it

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<v Speaker 4>ruined ruined his life.

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<v Speaker 1>This car will not ruin his life. It's one of

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<v Speaker 1>the most extraordinary things I've ever driven.

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<v Speaker 3>I've got to say before we move on from this.

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<v Speaker 4>We'll talk about a bit later on, but there's nothing

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<v Speaker 4>quite like getting a new car smell, and it doesn't matter.

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<v Speaker 4>It doesn't actually have to be new when you get

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<v Speaker 4>some I only got my first new car recently. In

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<v Speaker 4>my entire life, I'd only ever had second hand cars.

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<v Speaker 6>Did you never had a new car but a big

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<v Speaker 6>old Ranger?

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<v Speaker 4>Absolutely not. Sometimes second hand sometimes third hand carts.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. The funny thing is, since he brought that Ranger,

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<v Speaker 1>he started like wearing a cowboy hat and he's just

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<v Speaker 1>got a little bit of straw from the side of

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<v Speaker 1>his mack.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, the tray is good for all my jobs. On

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<v Speaker 4>the weekend, bag was one of the God Joe's footy

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<v Speaker 4>kicks off the night's Adelaide the Bombers, Yes, I've.

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<v Speaker 1>Forgotten about that in the midst of all the Sheffield

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<v Speaker 1>Chill Final mayhem.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, oh I know, hag was that?

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<v Speaker 1>Wasn't that cool to go home watch a bit of cricket?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so good.

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<v Speaker 4>Actually twitched on as well. Tips around too, by the way,

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<v Speaker 4>the advertiser check him out in there each and every Thursday.

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<v Speaker 4>Also tips dot com dote you I've tip pored Adelaide

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<v Speaker 4>you have, I.

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<v Speaker 1>Would would if I took him tipping, I would tippook

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<v Speaker 1>put Adelaide oska very good.

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<v Speaker 4>Very few injuries, yeah, a few injuries, that's okay. Es

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<v Speaker 4>then are struck down as well. Show coming up nevs

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<v Speaker 4>pay Bills at seven o'clock and also Battle of the

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<v Speaker 4>Bangers this morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, this is where you get to choose the music

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<v Speaker 1>here on over. So we've got two songs from a

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<v Speaker 1>random generator and we have to select which one that

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<v Speaker 1>you can vote for. In Jody and Hazy, the Instagram.

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<v Speaker 4>Page all right, we're away on a Thursday top of

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<v Speaker 4>thirty two degrees across satellite today.

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<v Speaker 1>You need to know.

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<v Speaker 3>I need to know now, I need to know.

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<v Speaker 1>I need to know.

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<v Speaker 4>I need to know what to news today to know.

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<v Speaker 1>This is what you need to know. You know what

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<v Speaker 1>you need to know with Jody and Hazy. So I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't see this yesterday, but you said Prime mister Albo

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<v Speaker 1>has trotted out some gen Z sling in Parliament to

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<v Speaker 1>criticize the opposition all the government's proposed seventeen point one

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<v Speaker 1>billion dollar tax cuts past in the lower House. What

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<v Speaker 1>on earth did he say to try and seem cool?

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<v Speaker 4>Actually, I tell you what, it's hard careping up with

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<v Speaker 4>gen Z yep and the slang that's coming through its produced.

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<v Speaker 4>I think you're you're still in gen Z, aren't you.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I'm a millennial, but I am on the very

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<v Speaker 1>very end of the cusp. Yeah, so I get half

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<v Speaker 1>of it. This I thought was so iconic. That's why

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<v Speaker 1>I had to send it to you.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah right, it made me love him even more.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, if my interactions with him a few weeks

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<v Speaker 1>ago hadn't sort of started that fire. So just just

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<v Speaker 1>to recap on that producer. Molly was in her first

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<v Speaker 1>week here, I think so, and we didn't tell no

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<v Speaker 1>one told you that the Prime Minister was calling through

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<v Speaker 1>and he called through on his actual own mobile phone

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<v Speaker 1>and it was during the French and she was like

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<v Speaker 1>cooked into the studio, she goes, oh my god, there's

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<v Speaker 1>some like French performer pretending to be Anthony Alberizi. Shocking,

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<v Speaker 1>and you put him on a cold yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I think he champed him at one stage as well.

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<v Speaker 4>As he came back, You're like, sorry, muscles, and he

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<v Speaker 4>was like, it is Anthony Albanese.

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<v Speaker 3>You were like, well, you go right.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't call him albow, but didn't he He was

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<v Speaker 1>so gracious about it. Was even laughed about it.

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<v Speaker 3>He was really that's good. So he was Anthony Alberanesi.

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<v Speaker 4>He's in Parliament and it's criticized the opposition as his

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<v Speaker 4>government's proposed seventeen point one billion cat tax cut past

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<v Speaker 4>the lower House and this is his response.

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<v Speaker 1>Well missed to speaker, they are delulu with no Solulu.

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<v Speaker 3>Now can we break that down?

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<v Speaker 4>De lulu delusional with no Solulu. Solution great, excellent, we

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<v Speaker 4>can work it out.

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<v Speaker 3>So good.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 6>So yesterday in parliament as well.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if you guys saw this, but Sarah

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<v Speaker 1>Hanson Young pulled out a massive salmon. She was protesting

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<v Speaker 1>against the situation down in Tazzy at the moment where

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<v Speaker 1>they're harvesting their salmon farms.

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<v Speaker 4>And she.

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<v Speaker 7>A farl of it.

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<v Speaker 1>She's pulled out this massive, like met along salmon in

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<v Speaker 1>a plastic bag. Was it Julie Bishop, I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>who it was that it was. One of the more

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<v Speaker 1>serious female politicians. Has just looked at her as if

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<v Speaker 1>you say, are you are you joking? Is this a joke?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you insane? How does she get it in there?

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<v Speaker 1>That's my way, that's true their security in parliament. How

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<v Speaker 1>on earth did you get that through security without.

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<v Speaker 3>Them going smuggling a salmon?

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<v Speaker 1>Excuse me, no salmon's what.

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<v Speaker 4>About the salmon in there as well? He's like, what

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<v Speaker 4>am I doing? It is parliament out.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm pretty sure the salmon was one of the victims

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<v Speaker 1>of the farming system down in Tasbay. Deal with us

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<v Speaker 1>fluffing around in parliament fair enough.

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<v Speaker 3>They brought it a strong.

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<v Speaker 1>The following segment is the mature audiences only and may

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<v Speaker 1>contain how all content graphic language and nudity, not that

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<v Speaker 1>you'll see it's easily offended. Well, you're about to find out.

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<v Speaker 3>Just how easily your father. He's on the money.

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<v Speaker 4>There's that time where it would be just a little

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<v Speaker 4>bit more blue, bit more risque. That's sort of you

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<v Speaker 4>call it dirty stuff before we wholesome it up after

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<v Speaker 4>seven o'clock.

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely, and there's no better way to start the morning

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<v Speaker 1>than talking about two vaginas, are right?

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<v Speaker 3>Are you? Do you mean like a like a two

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<v Speaker 3>for one?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Very goodness.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that the way boys would see it?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes? I think so.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, do you want to give you some technical terms? Sure,

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<v Speaker 4>it's called a uterus didelphus. It's a rare condition where

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<v Speaker 4>the uterus and vaginal canal are duplicated. It's basically a

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<v Speaker 4>double vagina.

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<v Speaker 3>Seems very very complicated.

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<v Speaker 4>A young lady has gone to Reddit to do a

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<v Speaker 4>bit of a Q and A and could you expect

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<v Speaker 4>Jodes that there's a fair few questions.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I got to a questions.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 4>Currently imagine a lot of the young people out there like,

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<v Speaker 4>how's life with a double vagina?

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<v Speaker 6>Do you want to ask me some questions? And I'll

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<v Speaker 6>see if I can answer.

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<v Speaker 1>Them for you.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, anatomically, can you take us through it? Like, how

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<v Speaker 4>is it structured?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay? So, internally, her vaginal canal is divided into two

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<v Speaker 1>separate passages, so I'm assuming it's a normal vagina. However,

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<v Speaker 1>it's sort of a line down the middle.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh okay, there's always a line, isn't there?

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<v Speaker 1>Much like when you don't want your husband to come

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<v Speaker 1>near you one vagina, you draw a line down the

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<v Speaker 1>middle of the bed. That's your halfs.

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<v Speaker 3>Similar or almost not even close to veggs similar? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, what about her G spot?

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<v Speaker 4>You might ask, whoa That's a whole different question itself.

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<v Speaker 4>Does a G spot exist? But anyway, you heard G spot?

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<v Speaker 1>I knew you're gonna ask. So it actually is in

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<v Speaker 1>like half is in one part of the vagina and

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<v Speaker 1>the other half is in the other part of the vagina,

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<v Speaker 1>So it split down the middle basically. But she has

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<v Speaker 1>reported having no problem getting satisfaction. Okay ya that area.

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<v Speaker 4>I'll got one more question for you, is is one

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<v Speaker 4>of them kind off or fenced off or they're both

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<v Speaker 4>in use during it?

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<v Speaker 3>Do you know what I mean? Do you know what

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<v Speaker 3>I'm trying to say?

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<v Speaker 1>No? So, partners have reported like they can be in

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<v Speaker 1>one area and then deviate into the other area. She

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<v Speaker 1>knows when that happens, but reportedly they don't know when

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<v Speaker 1>it happens. But no, to answer your question, there's no

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<v Speaker 1>witch's hat planted out in.

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<v Speaker 3>The front of one kind off very could.

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<v Speaker 4>And finally anonymously on this reddit, is it you? You

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<v Speaker 4>know a lot about this sort of stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's fine, it's not you. I do not have one.

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<v Speaker 1>I did not have one.

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<v Speaker 3>You're luck out. This girl's got two. You don't even

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<v Speaker 3>have one.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I do.

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<v Speaker 4>My husband, I will say as well. Joe's and I

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<v Speaker 4>think we've spoken about this before. One is confusing enough

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<v Speaker 4>for a bike.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I know, to try and satisfy what Yeah, is

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<v Speaker 3>hard enough? Good luck with two boys, Good luck lads.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I mean you say it's your dream, but when

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<v Speaker 1>push comes to show, you don't know what to do.

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<v Speaker 3>Actually more like a nightmare.

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<v Speaker 4>Look, I'll say this parenting is really really hard, And

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<v Speaker 4>I'll tell you what co parenting. At some stage you're

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<v Speaker 4>going to blow up at each other because you've got

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<v Speaker 4>different styles. Absolutely, it's just that that's an absolute happening.

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<v Speaker 1>Isn't that are you saying that your marriage has come

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<v Speaker 1>to a head over a parenting issue.

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<v Speaker 3>No, it doesn't come to a head.

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<v Speaker 4>I know you started rolling your fingers like mister burns.

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<v Speaker 1>Ever said somebody watched Maps last night and has a

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<v Speaker 1>flair for the dramatic this morning.

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<v Speaker 4>Anyway, now, yeah, it all blew up at the dinner party,

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<v Speaker 4>I tell you. So here's the thing. So we're trying

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<v Speaker 4>to teach one of our kids about situations and how

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<v Speaker 4>they could handle themselves in particular situations. And I feel

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<v Speaker 4>like my old school methods aren't quite hitting the spot

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<v Speaker 4>in twenty twenty five.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, especially with your wife who was very highly evolved

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<v Speaker 1>and is a teacher so knows how to parent.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, so she's teaching me as well. She teaches the

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<v Speaker 4>kids and also teaches me from the first meets her

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<v Speaker 4>fourth kidep.

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<v Speaker 3>So here's the situation.

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<v Speaker 4>We've said to one of our kids, who I said

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<v Speaker 4>to one of my kids, if somebody pushes you, or

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<v Speaker 4>someone tries to fight with you, what do you do?

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<v Speaker 3>You fight back? You fight back? You respond? Am I.

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<v Speaker 8>Five?

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<v Speaker 4>And I basically said, look, here's the thing, mate, if

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<v Speaker 4>someone if someone starts something, then you know.

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<v Speaker 1>You finish your finish it.

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<v Speaker 3>That's really old school.

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<v Speaker 4>And then in the same conversation, Car sort of swept

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<v Speaker 4>in like a hawk and was like, no, no, that's

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<v Speaker 4>not what's going to happen.

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<v Speaker 3>You are going to go tell the teacher. Okay, you're

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<v Speaker 3>going to walk away? Or are you going to go

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<v Speaker 3>tell the teacher?

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<v Speaker 1>And so Kara walks away and then you whisper secondary

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<v Speaker 1>It's like, that's deeper.

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<v Speaker 4>And then I caught up with a very very close

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<v Speaker 4>friend and he lives in Perth, Yes, and I told

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<v Speaker 4>him this story, and it blew his mind because he

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<v Speaker 4>was like, oh my god, I found myself in the

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<v Speaker 4>exact same situation a couple of weeks ago, and his

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<v Speaker 4>wife was the same things swept and was like.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, no, no, no, no, you will walk away

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<v Speaker 3>or you will go tell a teacher.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I note at this point the pair of you

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<v Speaker 1>have football backgrounds.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, so I know it's a bit old school, do

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<v Speaker 4>you know? Do you know I distinctly remember my dad

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<v Speaker 4>saying that to me when I was young, And obviously

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<v Speaker 4>this is sort of stuff you got to think about

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<v Speaker 4>his parents. The things he said, her kids stay with

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<v Speaker 4>them forever. But some of those moments that I can

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<v Speaker 4>still hear my dad, and that was if anyone in

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<v Speaker 4>class starts you, or bushes you, or hits you, you

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<v Speaker 4>dong them, all right, you dong them.

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<v Speaker 3>And I specifically him saying dong.

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<v Speaker 1>The wha, Yeah, I haven't heard that word dong since

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<v Speaker 1>nineteen eighty.

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<v Speaker 3>It wasn't far after that he said that.

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<v Speaker 1>That's amazing. It's less aggressives.

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<v Speaker 3>Dong.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, dogging, it looks like you go doings.

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<v Speaker 3>You can do that, and then the birds starting.

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<v Speaker 1>That seems to me like it sums up the difference

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<v Speaker 1>between men and women. Like women are pretty passive, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>let's talk this out in an intelligent fashion, let's negotiate,

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<v Speaker 1>let's come to some sort of resolution, whereas men are like.

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<v Speaker 3>That's it, just dog.

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<v Speaker 4>I also remember my old man telling me that one time,

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<v Speaker 4>as a young man at the pub, he got in

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<v Speaker 4>a fight. He got an argument with someone at the pub.

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<v Speaker 4>They literally went outside, had a fight, sorted it out,

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<v Speaker 4>and by the end of the night they were drinking

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<v Speaker 4>beers are best mates.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, that amazes me how you blokes can

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<v Speaker 1>just punch on and then everything's okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know if that's even I know that's not

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<v Speaker 4>a thing. In twenty twenty five, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>It'd be like, oh, you're an f whit mate, Oh

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<v Speaker 1>you're an f whit Do you want lager?

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<v Speaker 3>Cheers?

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<v Speaker 4>Guys Men, Hey, we're idiots. We should always be guided

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<v Speaker 4>by women.

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<v Speaker 1>Wrong.

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<v Speaker 2>And gentlemen.

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<v Speaker 3>Battles and angers.

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<v Speaker 1>The rules are simple. Hazy about to hear six songs

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<v Speaker 1>from the same year they cancelected their song as a place.

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<v Speaker 3>Think they let it go?

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<v Speaker 1>That song is gone. Now let's get into the maga.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that all ready to battle?

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<v Speaker 3>Back to you and Hazy love this space. It is

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<v Speaker 3>currently five three in my favorite channel?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, bragging brag pants. Those rules have just been

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<v Speaker 1>explained fairly simple. We choose our song. If you let

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<v Speaker 1>it go through the keeper, you get allocated that last song.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's the danger of battles of bangers.

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<v Speaker 3>Isn't it produce the year? Generator is done? It's good?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, all right, let's go two thousand and two.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, should we get stuck into a first song? Ready? Ready,

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<v Speaker 3>here we go. What's a good one?

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<v Speaker 2>It's a good I'm going I'm gonna.

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<v Speaker 9>Jump in and go.

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<v Speaker 1>Hard breaking Jony.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a brave selection, You've got How You Remind Me

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<v Speaker 4>by Nickelback?

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<v Speaker 3>Right, you're locked in. I have to keep on going through.

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<v Speaker 3>Next monk, what's a good song?

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<v Speaker 2>Say?

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<v Speaker 1>Right?

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<v Speaker 10>Right?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay? Not for me? Next one one? I don't think

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<v Speaker 3>so you like to roll the disk?

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<v Speaker 4>Vunessa Carlton for the Wind A thousand miles unlocked in.

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<v Speaker 3>I am absolutely locked in. And you didn't want me

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<v Speaker 3>to say.

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<v Speaker 1>That, did you it in? What do we have left?

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<v Speaker 3>All right? Well that's it.

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<v Speaker 4>We are both absolutely locked So here's the songs that

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<v Speaker 4>we didn't choose.

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<v Speaker 1>It is Michelle branch By.

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<v Speaker 4>Branching wouldn't have selected that last song that was up

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<v Speaker 4>for grabs, okay, Shakira, all right, So those songs weren't selected.

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<v Speaker 4>So Joe's you are locked in? And How You Remind

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<v Speaker 4>Me by Nickelback and I'm locked in with one thousand

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<v Speaker 4>Miles by.

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<v Speaker 1>Esseca equally happy like song.

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<v Speaker 4>Get voting at Jodi and Hazy on Instagram. We will

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<v Speaker 4>reveal the winning song tomorrow. We'll look at what your exam.

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<v Speaker 4>Somebody a brand new car.

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't got it yet.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm test driving a.

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<v Speaker 3>Car driving so dangerous, okay, Ferrari.

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<v Speaker 1>I was gonna a variety of cars, thank you very much,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was alerted to this car. It's not many

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<v Speaker 1>people know about. It's called a Polster. So essentially it's

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<v Speaker 1>a Tesla. So it's an electric car, and but it's

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<v Speaker 1>the Swedish version.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my gosh, it's.

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<v Speaker 1>Like a next level Tesla. And all my friends I've

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<v Speaker 1>got Tesla Tesla's are like, it's driving like driving an iPhone. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>this must be like driving the latest iPhone. It's insane.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not familiar with like electric cars, not against them,

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<v Speaker 4>but it's the future me either.

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<v Speaker 1>And I haven't worked out how to charge it yet.

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<v Speaker 1>Bridge that we'll.

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<v Speaker 4>Come to it. Just shuck it on, Just park it

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<v Speaker 4>next to your bedside table.

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<v Speaker 1>Exactly right. Can I run you through a couple of

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<v Speaker 1>the features that will blow your mind. So if you're

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<v Speaker 1>driving this car and you start to not off, there's

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<v Speaker 1>a camera right next to your face and it will

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<v Speaker 1>pick that up and it will sound a siren. You

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<v Speaker 1>can never fall asleep at the wheel. You can pause

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<v Speaker 1>the radio. The radio is playing and you like get

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<v Speaker 1>distracted by something, you can hit pause on the radio.

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<v Speaker 1>You can you can pause us.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, that's good it's like part of it as opposed

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<v Speaker 3>to that muting us.

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<v Speaker 1>You know when you drive a bumper car and you

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<v Speaker 1>take your foot off the accelerator and it just stops.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what happens with this car. You don't have to

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<v Speaker 1>break take your foot off the accelerator and it.

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<v Speaker 6>Will slow down. Use your thumb to open the.

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<v Speaker 3>Doors in a fingerprint.

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<v Speaker 1>Is in like like that, and.

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<v Speaker 3>It just opens up. Because that's the thing with tys

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<v Speaker 3>as well, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 4>It's fair everyone's very confused with opening up because you're like,

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<v Speaker 4>where's the handles?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that is a little cause and it like you know,

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<v Speaker 1>retracts and pops out. You can't see out the back window, right,

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<v Speaker 1>So your revision mirror is a century of essentially a

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<v Speaker 1>video what the video of the video of the road

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<v Speaker 1>behind you? Which is extraordinary because now I'm only just

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<v Speaker 1>realizing how much I used to look at myself in

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<v Speaker 1>the revision mirror.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm trying to drive you.

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<v Speaker 1>And what about this feature there's a massager in the chair.

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<v Speaker 1>No it's not so I didn't mind. Thirteen year old

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<v Speaker 1>discover that. She goes, oh my god, it says massage

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<v Speaker 1>and we're sitting in the carding sprawled back and this

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<v Speaker 1>is incredible. You cannot crash, so if another car comes

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<v Speaker 1>hurtling towards you, it will break for you.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, then, what the hell is this exclusive audio?

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<v Speaker 9>You know me, I'll find it right, I'm going to

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<v Speaker 9>ask you as well.

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<v Speaker 4>With all this technology, it's congratulations. It's all the touch

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<v Speaker 4>of a fingertip. She gets to work on time this morning.

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<v Speaker 6>Not overly, No, I was about ten minutes later.

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<v Speaker 3>You've noticing got caught in the message.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, he's one of Australia's funniest comedians.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll be honest with you. I've been looking out into

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<v Speaker 2>the crowd and I have seen a few blank faces.

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<v Speaker 4>It's one of the problems with intelligent comedy. It's limited

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<v Speaker 4>by its audience.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait, we have to say that, right, didn't you want

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<v Speaker 3>a gold logie.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm in a tricky spot because I like it and

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<v Speaker 2>I hate it at the same time.

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<v Speaker 1>He's back on our screens and we're task Masters.

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<v Speaker 2>I love this show and I can't wait to read

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<v Speaker 2>all the comments comparing it to the original.

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<v Speaker 3>Please welcome to listen, Please said of the morning, Thanks

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<v Speaker 3>for having me.

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<v Speaker 6>The new season of Task Mask at Premius tonight, good

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<v Speaker 6>to go?

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<v Speaker 1>Are your set? Is it one of your favorite seasons?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it going to be the best ever?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, of course it is.

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<v Speaker 2>The latest season is always the best one, and then

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<v Speaker 2>season four will finish. Yes, and season five, which is

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<v Speaker 2>already in the can, that will become my favorite one

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<v Speaker 2>too when I have to promote that in six months time.

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<v Speaker 4>Very honest approach, Tom, You're so renowned for me a

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<v Speaker 4>straight shooter. Can you just come straight out with it?

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<v Speaker 4>Who is your favorite contestant on Task Master? Who's Tom

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<v Speaker 4>Gleeson's little pet?

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<v Speaker 5>Well?

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<v Speaker 2>In this season, I was really enjoying having Lisa mckunon.

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<v Speaker 2>She the first non comedian we've had on and also

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<v Speaker 2>a genuine TV star. She's won four gold Logis back

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<v Speaker 2>when logis meant something, you know, Like now they don't

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<v Speaker 2>mean anything because I ruined the whole institution. But it

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<v Speaker 2>was good to have a genuine TV star on there.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh God, do you ever ever have any regrets about

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<v Speaker 1>teeing off on the Logis ever? No?

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<v Speaker 3>Do you have it?

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<v Speaker 4>Not have regrets? You just wake up every single morning

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<v Speaker 4>with a smile and fast go. I'm so happy I

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<v Speaker 4>did that. Well done.

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<v Speaker 2>I went to the Logis that year, and I basically

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<v Speaker 2>squeezed the life out of it and just sucked them

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<v Speaker 2>dry and got everything I could out of it. It

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<v Speaker 2>was the most pre publicity I've ever had in my life.

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<v Speaker 2>It even would make Qsy blush.

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<v Speaker 4>It's good because you're our Ricky Gervais, so I feel

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<v Speaker 4>you that should be a really good compliment. Is someone

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<v Speaker 4>who's speaking from the heart and the mind at the

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<v Speaker 4>same time.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, now, Tom, we're talking this morning about different parenting styles.

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<v Speaker 1>Hazy has a real school of thought with his young

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<v Speaker 1>son that if someone picks a fight with him at school,

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<v Speaker 1>the response should be to deck him, whereas his wife

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<v Speaker 1>is more of the school of okay, No, we negotiate

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<v Speaker 1>and we speak to the teacher and we sought things out.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you have different parenting styles to your.

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<v Speaker 2>Wife, Yeah, I do. My wife doesn't like conflict, so

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<v Speaker 2>deal with that, whereas I love it and live for it.

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<v Speaker 2>So that's a very different way of approaching these things.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, the advice I give my children when they

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<v Speaker 2>have to deal with people who are annoying them at

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<v Speaker 2>school is to agree with them. It's one of the

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<v Speaker 2>best tricks you can ever have. If someone wants to

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<v Speaker 2>pay you out and says you're uncoordinated. Go no, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>heaps uncoordinated.

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<v Speaker 3>So what Yeah, where do you go to from there?

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<v Speaker 2>Just agree whatever they say. You've got an ugly face.

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<v Speaker 2>I go, oh, I don't know, it's yeah, so what

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<v Speaker 2>I'm the world champion ugly faces. Yeah, maybe you're in

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<v Speaker 2>contention as well, and.

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<v Speaker 1>You leave them nowhere to go. That's a good good

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<v Speaker 1>tactic in the workplace too, isn't it. If someone's having

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<v Speaker 1>a c you disagree with them, just go yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>actually just agree.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, they're wanting to they're wanting to ruffle your feathers.

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<v Speaker 2>The best way to have your you know, is if

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<v Speaker 2>you agree with them, your your feathers will remain unruffled.

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<v Speaker 6>And are you a good time dad or are you

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<v Speaker 6>the disciplinarian?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm both Often at the same time. It can be

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<v Speaker 2>very disoriented, you know. I could be like, come on, kids,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, like if you don't you know, if you

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<v Speaker 2>don't eat your dinner and put it, put the dishes

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<v Speaker 2>in the dishwasher, then we're not going to watch a movie.

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<v Speaker 2>And then we watch Mission Impossible and we watch the

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<v Speaker 2>whole thing, and I'm like, let's watch the second and

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<v Speaker 2>the third one.

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<v Speaker 4>Tom, thank you so much for your time, mate. We're

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<v Speaker 4>looking forward to it, and you says on a task

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<v Speaker 4>mask at Stralia Premiere tonight eight thirty on ten and

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<v Speaker 4>ten play always a pleasure, mate.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I thank so much.

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<v Speaker 3>Jon's your your.

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<v Speaker 4>Kids, I'm just gonna say, very very clever, okay, So

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<v Speaker 4>maybe they's a positive to take from this situation.

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<v Speaker 1>I've raised smart girls, there's no question about that. Maybe

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit too smart thirteen twenty four ten. Your

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<v Speaker 1>kids spend your money on what what.

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<v Speaker 4>Kids can be? Very very clever, I want to say, clever,

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<v Speaker 4>urmin cunning. So who knows what's in term for the

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<v Speaker 4>future in bezzling all those types.

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<v Speaker 1>Of parenting era number one hundred and forty five thousand,

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<v Speaker 1>seven hundred and ninety one from me putting your credit

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<v Speaker 1>card on your kid's iPhone?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my gosh, what would you do that?

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<v Speaker 1>It actually hurts my soul to say it out loud.

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<v Speaker 1>Why did I do that? So quite often the kids

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<v Speaker 1>will be like, Mum, I need your card. I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to the shops. Mum, I need your card. I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to Yochi. Mum, I need drunk elephant moisturizer from Sephora. Mum,

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<v Speaker 1>I lost my friend green. Mum, I'd like an island

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<v Speaker 1>in Mauritius, please with a private color that sort of vibe.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, can I just jump in there? No more Frank Greens?

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<v Speaker 1>Kids, what's your problem with Frank Green?

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<v Speaker 3>Just reuse the bottle that I bought it.

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<v Speaker 1>Otakay, okay, all right, full stop. That's the advice of

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<v Speaker 1>Uncle Andrew. Not as cool. It's cool.

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<v Speaker 3>I having a water bottle was cool. They are things

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<v Speaker 3>have changed, boy.

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<v Speaker 1>You just wait, all this is coming your way. So

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<v Speaker 1>it got to the point where sometimes she was going

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<v Speaker 1>down to Cools to get some milk whatever, and I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, let me just put my credit card on

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<v Speaker 1>your phone so it's easier, so you don't keep losing

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<v Speaker 1>my physical card. Right, cool, No worries. That happened about

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<v Speaker 1>three weeks ago. Yesterday I jumped online to check my

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<v Speaker 1>transactions and on the daily that kid has been spending eleven, twelve, thirteen,

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<v Speaker 1>eight dollars nine dollars at the school canteen.

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<v Speaker 4>She's living, she's living like a queen, full respect to that,

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<v Speaker 4>living a lush lifestyle.

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<v Speaker 1>Not just that. What I have discovered there is also

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<v Speaker 1>a vending machine at high school. So each afternoon at

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<v Speaker 1>approximately two o'clock, I don't know she's got the month,

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<v Speaker 1>she's three dollars seventy five, consistently three dollars seventy five,

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<v Speaker 1>which I presume pack at something vinegar chips or something

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<v Speaker 1>like that.

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<v Speaker 3>Get those angie levels up to do some good learning.

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<v Speaker 1>Every single day the vending machine. So I've called her

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<v Speaker 1>on it. I rung right, gone, babe, what do you

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<v Speaker 1>mean buying in the canteen and or a vending machine

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<v Speaker 1>that I didn't know existed at your score? She's like, oh, well,

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<v Speaker 1>Dad said I could. Dad said I could. After aerobics,

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<v Speaker 1>if I'm a little bit hungry, I can buy something.

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<v Speaker 9>I'm like every day, it's so clever to put it

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<v Speaker 9>back from the dad as well, because then there might

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<v Speaker 9>be a situation where Dad's like, I don't remember saying that,

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<v Speaker 9>but it sounds like something I've said I would say,

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<v Speaker 9>and I trust you to tell me if I've said

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<v Speaker 9>that or not.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh my god, these kids are okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Once or twice she maybe slip through to the keeper

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<v Speaker 1>she would have got. But every day, man, when I'm

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<v Speaker 1>packing your lunch as well, yeah, do you.

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<v Speaker 4>Know what as well? It's a lifestyle thing. Now this

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<v Speaker 4>is part of her lifestyle. But this is your fault.

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<v Speaker 1>Back in my day, I used to spend two dollars

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<v Speaker 1>seventy five every second Friday at the canteen for my

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<v Speaker 1>pine and that would get.

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<v Speaker 4>You a strawberry milk, a pie, twelve cobbs, six red frogs.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh good, changed exactly thirteen twenty four ten. And we

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<v Speaker 4>do have Big Weggy family passes up for grabs. Last

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<v Speaker 4>week at the Big Weggy too.

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<v Speaker 1>By last week, I'll say.

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<v Speaker 4>Get yourself on air with us. You get yourself past

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<v Speaker 4>the Big Weggie. What did your kids spend your money on?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yes, we'd love to hear from me. Go to

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<v Speaker 1>oh okay, eleven year old SIENA brave of you to

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<v Speaker 1>call up well done?

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<v Speaker 6>Hello, Hello Hi? Did you spend money and daddy's money

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<v Speaker 6>or was it someone else?

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<v Speaker 5>It was my almost two year old brother two years old?

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<v Speaker 1>What?

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<v Speaker 3>What's that's clever?

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<v Speaker 1>What happened? Sienna?

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<v Speaker 5>So on our Amazon Alexa there was an image of

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<v Speaker 5>his double bed and he coulicked, buy.

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<v Speaker 3>That's good. He's like the look of the bed. Sienna thought,

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<v Speaker 3>that's good. I regon I could do some good and

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<v Speaker 3>mapping on that.

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<v Speaker 1>So did mom and dad cancel it? Or it rocked

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<v Speaker 1>up the double bed?

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<v Speaker 5>We canceled it because the Alexis said that we have

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<v Speaker 5>purchased a double bed.

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<v Speaker 4>Well done, got it just in time for alerting reckless

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<v Speaker 4>but then so responsible. Hey, CNA, would you like to

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<v Speaker 4>go along to the big Wedgie?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, you double pass for you? That's na good stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, let's go to Cyndy from all Dinger Beach. Hi,

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<v Speaker 1>Sydney morning. Hey you guys who We're really good? Thanks?

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<v Speaker 1>What did you your kids spent? What on your credit card?

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<v Speaker 8>My son bought a font app for his phone and

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<v Speaker 8>it charged me three hundred and thirty dollars? What I

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<v Speaker 8>could not get the money back? Different spons on your

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<v Speaker 8>phone for your apps like your Discord and you're messaging app,

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<v Speaker 8>so you have different fonts from me?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that is not That is such a scam. Isn't that?

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<v Speaker 3>That is not worth three hundred third dollars? Horrible? And

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<v Speaker 3>then what did you go through a long process trying

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<v Speaker 3>to get the money back?

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<v Speaker 8>Yes, and I couldn't get it reversed that they couldn't

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<v Speaker 8>do anything. We app couldn't do anything.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, my god.

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<v Speaker 6>I mean the app couldn't do anything.

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<v Speaker 3>Sorry, what is it like a parking inspector? Sorry? Sorry?

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<v Speaker 3>In the machine changing?

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<v Speaker 6>Now, these are the same people, Cindy, who are charging

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<v Speaker 6>three hundred and thirty dollars for different fonts.

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<v Speaker 1>How did he do it without you?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I had.

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<v Speaker 8>My card on the Google. It was saved in Google.

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<v Speaker 8>So he's just gone through not realizing and brought the

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<v Speaker 8>up and then realized it was a description. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 8>I've checked the bank and gone, where's rent money?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my gosh.

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<v Speaker 4>And just in that moment, how was your relationship with him?

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<v Speaker 8>I was very angry for you, but obviously he was

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<v Speaker 8>all innocent because he didn't realize what he had done.

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<v Speaker 8>It was a couple of years ago, so a bit

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<v Speaker 8>young and not realizing. And yeah, right, my card straight

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<v Speaker 8>off after that?

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<v Speaker 4>Actually did Hey Cindy, we're just going to put you

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<v Speaker 4>through to produce a Josh. He's going to take your

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<v Speaker 4>bank detail and then we're gonna give you I'm just kiddy.

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<v Speaker 4>There's no exchanging of details. But we've got a big

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<v Speaker 4>Wedgi family pass for you.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh thanks god, Okay, thanks Cindy, thank you so much.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you when we come back. Didn't you have a

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<v Speaker 1>similar situation situation at home with Henry using the face.

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<v Speaker 3>Recogd extremely fraudulent behavior.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, let's take a breakway all right.

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<v Speaker 4>In the meantime, thirteen twenty fourteen, what did your kid

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<v Speaker 4>spend your money on?

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<v Speaker 3>We'll take more calls next to.

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<v Speaker 1>Us, missus Adelaide's favorite way to awake night.

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<v Speaker 3>We're taking your calls on thirteen and twenty fourteen. What

0:29:31.520 --> 0:29:33.800
<v Speaker 3>did you spend? What did your kids spend your money on?

0:29:33.840 --> 0:29:36.160
<v Speaker 3>Because Joe's your kids have been pretty busy.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, my thirteen year old's been going nuts at the

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<v Speaker 1>school canteen and the vending machine for an afternoon snack

0:29:41.440 --> 0:29:43.160
<v Speaker 1>each and every day. Because I may be error of

0:29:43.160 --> 0:29:46.040
<v Speaker 1>putting my credit card on her phone. Dumb, dumb rookie

0:29:46.240 --> 0:29:46.880
<v Speaker 1>error from me.

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<v Speaker 3>It came from a nice place in your heart.

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<v Speaker 1>I was just trying to make my life easy, but

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<v Speaker 1>instead of handing over my physical card every time.

0:29:52.640 --> 0:29:55.720
<v Speaker 4>She needed it instead, and now your kid has a

0:29:55.840 --> 0:29:59.480
<v Speaker 4>dangerous addiction to the vending machine and all roadblocks.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, we're taking your course this morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Gussie from worried out, that's what did you spend your parents'

0:30:10.440 --> 0:30:13.000
<v Speaker 1>money on, Gussie, and just keep in mind we love

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<v Speaker 1>your mother. Yep.

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<v Speaker 5>All right. So one time so it was my brother's card,

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<v Speaker 5>so when he was about fourteen, right, Harry.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, Harry, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>So he do you know how like apple pains?

0:30:30.640 --> 0:30:31.680
<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, so she had my dad's card on there.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>And one time down like Green Milk, he just had

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<v Speaker 5>a little eat at Green Milk with his lunch.

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<v Speaker 3>He's his best friend, his best friend at what what

0:30:47.640 --> 0:30:48.200
<v Speaker 3>were they eating?

0:30:49.840 --> 0:30:51.560
<v Speaker 5>It was like, oh, you can eat like so she

0:30:51.760 --> 0:30:52.800
<v Speaker 5>was like Japanese or.

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<v Speaker 3>Yummy. So that's that's a good call, good one.

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<v Speaker 1>How many plates are we talking here, Gussie?

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<v Speaker 6>How many plates are we talking?

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<v Speaker 3>How much sushi gets through?

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<v Speaker 5>About?

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<v Speaker 8>Wait?

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<v Speaker 5>Twelve plates?

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<v Speaker 3>Twelve twelve? Wat that's expensive?

0:31:09.240 --> 0:31:11.240
<v Speaker 1>Twelve or the four dollar fifty plates? That adds up?

0:31:11.400 --> 0:31:14.040
<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, hey big? Where'd she passed for you? Gussie World?

0:31:14.040 --> 0:31:14.600
<v Speaker 3>I'm my man.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I think we have to go to Stacey from

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<v Speaker 1>Worried Our Good morning, Stacy, Good morning, Good morning Stace.

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<v Speaker 1>You're the mum in this situation.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, actually I was a child.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh what did you spend your parents money on?

0:31:32.480 --> 0:31:35.040
<v Speaker 7>So this was about twenty years ago. My dad's a

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<v Speaker 7>massive Collingwood fan, and we were over at the end

0:31:37.200 --> 0:31:40.800
<v Speaker 7>ZAC game and he had already headed to the luncheon

0:31:40.960 --> 0:31:42.760
<v Speaker 7>and said, you need to get an outfit. What you're

0:31:42.760 --> 0:31:45.160
<v Speaker 7>wearing won't fit the bill. So it gave me his

0:31:45.200 --> 0:31:48.840
<v Speaker 7>credit card and sent me off into the mall and yeah,

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<v Speaker 7>five hundred dollars later. I don't think he was expecting

0:31:51.240 --> 0:31:53.560
<v Speaker 7>that I'd quite spend that. And back then, you know

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<v Speaker 7>you could sign it, didn't need pin and that kind

0:31:55.520 --> 0:31:57.320
<v Speaker 7>of stuff, So I just scribble on the receipt and.

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<v Speaker 2>Off I went go.

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<v Speaker 1>Bye hot pies, police black and white.

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<v Speaker 7>Stacy, Yeah, I wore a black outfit with white boots,

0:32:06.200 --> 0:32:07.520
<v Speaker 7>which probably didn't impress them either.

0:32:07.560 --> 0:32:11.680
<v Speaker 4>At day, I'll tell you what status, Well like footy merch.

0:32:12.160 --> 0:32:12.920
<v Speaker 3>It's not cheap.

0:32:13.320 --> 0:32:14.920
<v Speaker 1>Well, I don't think Stacy.

0:32:14.560 --> 0:32:16.440
<v Speaker 7>Was it like I was not wearing footy match.

0:32:16.640 --> 0:32:19.680
<v Speaker 6>It was an outfit to go to the Collingwood lunch.

0:32:19.880 --> 0:32:23.040
<v Speaker 3>Of course, it was like, oh my god, I thought

0:32:23.080 --> 0:32:25.880
<v Speaker 3>that you were dressing up in I.

0:32:25.800 --> 0:32:28.720
<v Speaker 7>Did wear black and white, and he probably wore a

0:32:29.040 --> 0:32:30.520
<v Speaker 7>scarf in the end, but no.

0:32:31.160 --> 0:32:33.480
<v Speaker 3>I thought, how's that turning up to a fancy lie?

0:32:33.800 --> 0:32:34.400
<v Speaker 3>Big old Pi.

0:32:35.200 --> 0:32:37.880
<v Speaker 1>I love you Hazy, You're like, oh yeah, oh my god.

0:32:37.920 --> 0:32:42.240
<v Speaker 1>That no, he brought it out for you because five

0:32:42.280 --> 0:32:44.640
<v Speaker 1>hundred dollars to go to the luncheon Old School number five.

0:32:44.760 --> 0:32:46.000
<v Speaker 3>Nathan Buckley on the back as well.

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<v Speaker 6>Heytay, by the way, this is what it's like to

0:32:48.280 --> 0:32:48.520
<v Speaker 6>be me.

0:32:48.640 --> 0:32:49.520
<v Speaker 1>He doesn't listen.

0:32:50.360 --> 0:32:52.880
<v Speaker 3>Doing my best, do my best, Stacy, go pies, Go pies.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, Hazy, we've had a morning. We've discovered that's my

0:32:57.640 --> 0:33:00.640
<v Speaker 1>thirteen year old. Has it absolutely been taking the double

0:33:00.680 --> 0:33:03.640
<v Speaker 1>five with my little debit card, hasn't she? So we

0:33:03.680 --> 0:33:06.680
<v Speaker 1>are tagging your calls this morning on thirteen, twenty fourteen,

0:33:06.960 --> 0:33:12.280
<v Speaker 1>when did your kid spend your money? Not wisely? Let's

0:33:12.320 --> 0:33:14.280
<v Speaker 1>go to line six plays because we have a call

0:33:14.320 --> 0:33:16.200
<v Speaker 1>from Rosanna from hind Marsh.

0:33:17.400 --> 0:33:18.800
<v Speaker 10>That's a good morning, gud.

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<v Speaker 3>Rosanna major early.

0:33:20.840 --> 0:33:27.400
<v Speaker 10>Yes, I had to chime in because I'm going to say, Jody,

0:33:27.520 --> 0:33:30.920
<v Speaker 10>the older they get, the bigger the expenses. And we

0:33:31.000 --> 0:33:35.680
<v Speaker 10>had a real cracker earlier this year when there was

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<v Speaker 10>just a actually I think it was late last year

0:33:38.240 --> 0:33:41.440
<v Speaker 10>when there was just a slight purchase made for someone

0:33:41.800 --> 0:33:46.280
<v Speaker 10>desperate to see Olivia Rodrigo. Yes, in Melbourne. So not

0:33:46.320 --> 0:33:49.760
<v Speaker 10>only the flights, not only the accommodation, but the tickets

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<v Speaker 10>to the concert. But why not buy four instead of one?

0:33:55.080 --> 0:33:57.760
<v Speaker 10>And why not by a two and a half grand

0:33:57.920 --> 0:34:04.840
<v Speaker 10>worst on my credit card without permission. So there's a beauty.

0:34:04.920 --> 0:34:07.720
<v Speaker 10>And do you think someone was in trouble for doing that?

0:34:07.840 --> 0:34:11.000
<v Speaker 10>Miss fifteen year old at the time, she.

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<v Speaker 3>Was just flying. Oh, because you got to live your

0:34:12.680 --> 0:34:13.680
<v Speaker 3>rod Rego tickets.

0:34:14.840 --> 0:34:18.720
<v Speaker 10>It was it was mind blowing. She ended up going,

0:34:18.960 --> 0:34:22.160
<v Speaker 10>she ended up selling the tickets to all her friends,

0:34:22.320 --> 0:34:24.520
<v Speaker 10>and she ended up paying for her own ticket and

0:34:24.600 --> 0:34:26.680
<v Speaker 10>own accommodation. So there you go.

0:34:26.880 --> 0:34:29.560
<v Speaker 1>Well done. Good parenting from you, because I would have

0:34:29.600 --> 0:34:31.240
<v Speaker 1>been like, ah, don't do that again.

0:34:31.440 --> 0:34:33.560
<v Speaker 4>Sounded like someone was jealous because they didn't get a

0:34:33.600 --> 0:34:34.640
<v Speaker 4>Livia Rodrigo ticket.

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<v Speaker 11>Have was a day, So you go.

0:34:39.600 --> 0:34:42.399
<v Speaker 4>Thirteen twenty four ten, What did you kids spend your

0:34:42.400 --> 0:34:45.399
<v Speaker 4>money on? Jesus some good calls coming through. You're not alone, Joe,

0:34:45.480 --> 0:34:45.959
<v Speaker 4>that's for sure.

0:34:45.960 --> 0:34:48.239
<v Speaker 1>This is actually making me feel significantly better. Let's go

0:34:48.280 --> 0:34:51.720
<v Speaker 1>to Talia from Royal Park. Good morning, Talia, good morning,

0:34:51.880 --> 0:34:54.720
<v Speaker 1>good morning. Or did you spend mom and dad's money?

0:34:54.840 --> 0:34:55.239
<v Speaker 1>What on?

0:34:56.560 --> 0:34:56.759
<v Speaker 10>Well?

0:34:56.920 --> 0:35:01.839
<v Speaker 11>Yeah, I was from my mum's person then I can

0:35:01.920 --> 0:35:04.040
<v Speaker 11>spend it at the school canteen.

0:35:04.200 --> 0:35:05.480
<v Speaker 3>Well done.

0:35:07.040 --> 0:35:10.520
<v Speaker 4>Okay, So Tarlia, what did you purchase with fifty bucks

0:35:10.520 --> 0:35:11.400
<v Speaker 4>at the school canteen?

0:35:15.239 --> 0:35:19.240
<v Speaker 11>Ten flushiest tackets of chips and some lily.

0:35:19.560 --> 0:35:21.600
<v Speaker 3>Very good just for you? What did you have a

0:35:21.600 --> 0:35:22.280
<v Speaker 3>partner in crime?

0:35:25.320 --> 0:35:26.960
<v Speaker 11>About five of my friends as well?

0:35:28.640 --> 0:35:30.480
<v Speaker 1>And Tari, what did mummy so to you when she

0:35:30.520 --> 0:35:33.040
<v Speaker 1>found out that you spent fifty bucks at the canteen?

0:35:34.320 --> 0:35:39.160
<v Speaker 11>She didn't find out until about three to two weeks after.

0:35:39.320 --> 0:35:42.719
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and then what did she say?

0:35:43.600 --> 0:35:44.359
<v Speaker 11>What did you do?

0:35:47.520 --> 0:35:49.440
<v Speaker 4>Good on you, Tali, You're heading along to the big wedgie.

0:35:50.640 --> 0:35:51.040
<v Speaker 11>Thank you?

0:35:51.719 --> 0:35:55.040
<v Speaker 6>Just rewarding theft here of Jody Hazy this.

0:35:55.120 --> 0:35:57.640
<v Speaker 3>Morning, Tyler is clearly an example. You just got to

0:35:57.680 --> 0:35:58.160
<v Speaker 3>be good at it.

0:36:00.000 --> 0:36:04.600
<v Speaker 4>When I run through you Australia's funnest jobs that actually pay, Yeah,

0:36:04.640 --> 0:36:04.960
<v Speaker 4>you can.

0:36:05.160 --> 0:36:05.640
<v Speaker 3>I like this.

0:36:05.680 --> 0:36:08.160
<v Speaker 4>When little studies like this pop up on my desk,

0:36:08.239 --> 0:36:10.240
<v Speaker 4>I go, well, this is really nice because that's the dream,

0:36:10.320 --> 0:36:10.840
<v Speaker 4>isn't it.

0:36:10.880 --> 0:36:11.040
<v Speaker 9>Oh?

0:36:11.120 --> 0:36:14.840
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, to live and work a job that actually pays

0:36:14.880 --> 0:36:16.640
<v Speaker 4>that you really really really enjoy.

0:36:16.840 --> 0:36:18.879
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. So these are the top ones in Australia? Are

0:36:18.880 --> 0:36:20.520
<v Speaker 1>they the top funnest jobs?

0:36:20.560 --> 0:36:24.239
<v Speaker 4>The funnest jobs in Australia that actually pay. First of all,

0:36:24.400 --> 0:36:28.480
<v Speaker 4>a DJ slash party entertainer. I mean estimated pay ranges

0:36:28.920 --> 0:36:31.520
<v Speaker 4>anywhere from twenty five to one hundred dollars per hour.

0:36:31.600 --> 0:36:35.640
<v Speaker 4>But as we know some of the DJs these days, yeah, poor,

0:36:35.719 --> 0:36:37.000
<v Speaker 4>they're making a good coin.

0:36:37.280 --> 0:36:38.799
<v Speaker 1>I in my next life want to come back as

0:36:38.800 --> 0:36:40.640
<v Speaker 1>a DJ, because we've hosted a lot of Red Rooms

0:36:40.760 --> 0:36:42.880
<v Speaker 1>and just watching you know, the likes of Topic and

0:36:42.920 --> 0:36:45.520
<v Speaker 1>serial in action, it is such a high that they

0:36:45.560 --> 0:36:48.160
<v Speaker 1>get on stage. Yeah, they're just like their job is

0:36:48.200 --> 0:36:50.160
<v Speaker 1>to stand there and play music that they've already come

0:36:50.239 --> 0:36:52.880
<v Speaker 1>up with, Yeah, but also just rev up the crowd.

0:36:53.040 --> 0:36:55.600
<v Speaker 4>So that's the thing for DJ good DJ hard work's

0:36:55.600 --> 0:36:57.719
<v Speaker 4>already done. Yeah, it's done behind the scenes. Yeah, you

0:36:57.800 --> 0:37:00.200
<v Speaker 4>put these epic songs together and then it's party time

0:37:00.200 --> 0:37:01.040
<v Speaker 4>when you're on stage.

0:37:01.120 --> 0:37:03.040
<v Speaker 3>And particularly and Cyril did it for the Red Room.

0:37:03.239 --> 0:37:07.040
<v Speaker 3>He was working the mic beautiful up the craw.

0:37:07.040 --> 0:37:10.000
<v Speaker 1>Had his little rider backstage, which it included two lead

0:37:10.040 --> 0:37:11.320
<v Speaker 1>bottles of grey Goose.

0:37:12.960 --> 0:37:15.920
<v Speaker 3>You got this fancy voky. He's like, I hardly drink.

0:37:17.400 --> 0:37:19.880
<v Speaker 1>And he's like, where are you staying? Thinking you might

0:37:19.920 --> 0:37:22.080
<v Speaker 1>be at the Pullman or something like that someplace. What's

0:37:22.080 --> 0:37:24.680
<v Speaker 1>it called, Oh, what's skyline?

0:37:27.719 --> 0:37:32.240
<v Speaker 4>That's the one, Oh god, oh. Next one, video game tester.

0:37:32.800 --> 0:37:35.320
<v Speaker 4>It's an actual thing. Yeah, people get paid to be

0:37:35.360 --> 0:37:38.120
<v Speaker 4>a video game tester. Ranges from thirty five to forty

0:37:38.160 --> 0:37:41.200
<v Speaker 4>five dollars per hour. You've got to have the ability

0:37:41.320 --> 0:37:45.360
<v Speaker 4>to provide useful feedback ongoing engineers in that space.

0:37:45.160 --> 0:37:46.400
<v Speaker 1>And a strong passion for gaming.

0:37:46.840 --> 0:37:47.280
<v Speaker 3>Of course.

0:37:47.840 --> 0:37:51.800
<v Speaker 4>Next one, a professional food taster. That's the dream unless

0:37:51.800 --> 0:37:54.680
<v Speaker 4>you get something really really awful, I guess, yeah, right,

0:37:55.040 --> 0:37:57.680
<v Speaker 4>other qualifications. Of course, it's in the same category as

0:37:57.680 --> 0:38:01.200
<v Speaker 4>a chef. Then you're more traditional ORMs. But that estimate

0:38:01.200 --> 0:38:02.840
<v Speaker 4>of pay range is twenty five to forty dollars an

0:38:02.840 --> 0:38:03.279
<v Speaker 4>hour as well.

0:38:03.400 --> 0:38:06.040
<v Speaker 1>Also, i'd be really scared about your calorie intake. I

0:38:06.080 --> 0:38:08.919
<v Speaker 1>always think that when I watch Master Chef, Oh man,

0:38:09.000 --> 0:38:11.279
<v Speaker 1>you must put on five six kgs every season.

0:38:11.320 --> 0:38:13.279
<v Speaker 4>A bit of extra oil when it's about taste, Yeah,

0:38:13.360 --> 0:38:15.839
<v Speaker 4>chuck a bit of extra oil on there. Next one,

0:38:15.920 --> 0:38:19.080
<v Speaker 4>personal shopper twenty one to thirty two dollars per hour.

0:38:19.160 --> 0:38:19.720
<v Speaker 3>I'm guessing.

0:38:19.760 --> 0:38:22.239
<v Speaker 4>So that's the people who someone who's really really rich

0:38:22.360 --> 0:38:24.320
<v Speaker 4>goes out says how you go out and buy me

0:38:24.320 --> 0:38:28.080
<v Speaker 4>an outfit. Yeah, okay, which seems like it's fun in theory,

0:38:28.120 --> 0:38:29.960
<v Speaker 4>but when you're doing it for someone else, Yeah, you

0:38:29.960 --> 0:38:32.279
<v Speaker 4>don't get to keep the merchandise, and that would be.

0:38:32.280 --> 0:38:34.239
<v Speaker 1>Kind of exhausting. I reckon, do you like that? Not?

0:38:34.520 --> 0:38:35.000
<v Speaker 3>Do you like that?

0:38:35.800 --> 0:38:36.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

0:38:38.920 --> 0:38:41.439
<v Speaker 4>And one of the final ones is a theme park job.

0:38:41.800 --> 0:38:45.359
<v Speaker 4>This is interesting because when you think of working at

0:38:45.360 --> 0:38:48.200
<v Speaker 4>these big places with big rides, et cetera, Yeah, you

0:38:48.880 --> 0:38:51.359
<v Speaker 4>don't really get to ride on the rights. No, You've

0:38:51.360 --> 0:38:53.880
<v Speaker 4>got to work behind the scenes. And I'll put this

0:38:53.880 --> 0:38:56.160
<v Speaker 4>to you, ladies and gentlemen. Have you ever seen a

0:38:56.239 --> 0:38:59.320
<v Speaker 4>carnie that's actually happy? Okay, they look pretty angry.

0:38:59.400 --> 0:39:01.120
<v Speaker 1>No, I'm going to make you up on that, because

0:39:01.320 --> 0:39:02.000
<v Speaker 1>when I was.

0:39:02.000 --> 0:39:07.160
<v Speaker 3>At high school, you're a carneye. Have you done this?

0:39:07.200 --> 0:39:09.719
<v Speaker 1>When I was at high school, I did work experience

0:39:09.800 --> 0:39:14.240
<v Speaker 1>at Movie World, really, me and my best friend Shanny,

0:39:14.280 --> 0:39:15.960
<v Speaker 1>because we were both into drama and acting and all

0:39:16.000 --> 0:39:18.840
<v Speaker 1>that sort of stuff, and so we basically went behind

0:39:18.880 --> 0:39:22.480
<v Speaker 1>the scenes and saw how it all worked. I saw

0:39:22.560 --> 0:39:27.000
<v Speaker 1>the tweety birds not necessarily real. What is it? A man?

0:39:28.040 --> 0:39:33.000
<v Speaker 4>It was a woman really ahead of its time, very

0:39:33.080 --> 0:39:33.839
<v Speaker 4>much ahead of its time.

0:39:34.320 --> 0:39:37.000
<v Speaker 1>True. I saw things backstage that little kiddies don't want

0:39:37.000 --> 0:39:38.799
<v Speaker 1>to see. Mascot's taking their heads on and off.

0:39:39.280 --> 0:39:41.839
<v Speaker 4>That's crazy. I mean, you told us just behind the scenes,

0:39:41.920 --> 0:39:43.719
<v Speaker 4>just before Joe's he said, don't tell it. I'm going

0:39:43.760 --> 0:39:45.880
<v Speaker 4>to tell it anyway. What you told us, Batman a

0:39:45.920 --> 0:39:46.520
<v Speaker 4>bit of a dick.