Speaker 1: Saving you a coffee, Settle into your seat, joy Metal's
Speaker 1: favorite way to wake.
Speaker 2: I was morning.
Speaker 1: Welcome, Okay, do want to say it? I was late
Speaker 1: this morning. Just say it, Just say it, get it
Speaker 1: off your chest, Off you go, there's nothing.
Speaker 3: How are you this morning?
Speaker 1: Really good? Thank you? I was late for a very
Speaker 1: good reason. I've been test driving a new car. It's
Speaker 1: called a Polster.
Speaker 3: Do you know what I don't want? It's an electric car.
Speaker 4: Yes, it's an electric car, and I don't want to
Speaker 4: use the word, but obnoxious comes to mind.
Speaker 3: And I'm kidding.
Speaker 4: Making a different show, You're making a difference, so we
Speaker 4: appreciate that.
Speaker 1: I can't. I can't help with this. This car is
Speaker 1: so jam packed full of elite features that I'm yet
Speaker 1: to fully understand. But camera, God, Josh, you came in.
Speaker 1: I dragged you down this morning and said come and
Speaker 1: have a look at this, and also helped me park
Speaker 1: because I don't know how to reverse. But what were
Speaker 1: your first impressions? Well, the first thing that caught my eyes, well,
Speaker 1: what planet are you going.
Speaker 3: To pick for your interior? Aesthetive? Is that a thing?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Is that an option you're currently going with? Mercuryery, yeah,
Speaker 3: venis and satin. They looked pretty cool. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So basically, it's a big picture of a planet and
Speaker 1: that will set the same temperature as that planet.
Speaker 4: Don't go the sun jokes too hot.
Speaker 6: The same ambyance as that planet.
Speaker 1: Like this car. We'll talk more about it later, but
Speaker 1: it's like a car of the future. I remember on
Speaker 1: The Simpsons they designed a car.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I haven't met his brother.
Speaker 4: Herb foolishly let him blindly design a car and it
Speaker 4: ruined ruined his life.
Speaker 1: This car will not ruin his life. It's one of
Speaker 1: the most extraordinary things I've ever driven.
Speaker 3: I've got to say before we move on from this.
Speaker 4: We'll talk about a bit later on, but there's nothing
Speaker 4: quite like getting a new car smell, and it doesn't matter.
Speaker 4: It doesn't actually have to be new when you get
Speaker 4: some I only got my first new car recently. In
Speaker 4: my entire life, I'd only ever had second hand cars.
Speaker 6: Did you never had a new car but a big
Speaker 6: old Ranger?
Speaker 4: Absolutely not. Sometimes second hand sometimes third hand carts.
Speaker 1: Yeah. The funny thing is, since he brought that Ranger,
Speaker 1: he started like wearing a cowboy hat and he's just
Speaker 1: got a little bit of straw from the side of
Speaker 1: his mack.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the tray is good for all my jobs. On
Speaker 4: the weekend, bag was one of the God Joe's footy
Speaker 4: kicks off the night's Adelaide the Bombers, Yes, I've.
Speaker 1: Forgotten about that in the midst of all the Sheffield
Speaker 1: Chill Final mayhem.
Speaker 3: Yes, oh I know, hag was that?
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Speaker 3: Yeah, so good.
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Speaker 4: then are struck down as well. Show coming up nevs
Speaker 4: pay Bills at seven o'clock and also Battle of the
Speaker 4: Bangers this morning.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is where you get to choose the music
Speaker 1: here on over. So we've got two songs from a
Speaker 1: random generator and we have to select which one that
Speaker 1: you can vote for. In Jody and Hazy, the Instagram.
Speaker 4: Page all right, we're away on a Thursday top of
Speaker 4: thirty two degrees across satellite today.
Speaker 1: You need to know.
Speaker 3: I need to know now, I need to know.
Speaker 1: I need to know.
Speaker 4: I need to know what to news today to know.
Speaker 1: This is what you need to know. You know what
Speaker 1: you need to know with Jody and Hazy. So I
Speaker 1: didn't see this yesterday, but you said Prime mister Albo
Speaker 1: has trotted out some gen Z sling in Parliament to
Speaker 1: criticize the opposition all the government's proposed seventeen point one
Speaker 1: billion dollar tax cuts past in the lower House. What
Speaker 1: on earth did he say to try and seem cool?
Speaker 4: Actually, I tell you what, it's hard careping up with
Speaker 4: gen Z yep and the slang that's coming through its produced.
Speaker 4: I think you're you're still in gen Z, aren't you.
Speaker 1: No, I'm a millennial, but I am on the very
Speaker 1: very end of the cusp. Yeah, so I get half
Speaker 1: of it. This I thought was so iconic. That's why
Speaker 1: I had to send it to you.
Speaker 6: Yeah right, it made me love him even more.
Speaker 1: I mean, if my interactions with him a few weeks
Speaker 1: ago hadn't sort of started that fire. So just just
Speaker 1: to recap on that producer. Molly was in her first
Speaker 1: week here, I think so, and we didn't tell no
Speaker 1: one told you that the Prime Minister was calling through
Speaker 1: and he called through on his actual own mobile phone
Speaker 1: and it was during the French and she was like
Speaker 1: cooked into the studio, she goes, oh my god, there's
Speaker 1: some like French performer pretending to be Anthony Alberizi. Shocking,
Speaker 1: and you put him on a cold yeah.
Speaker 3: I think he champed him at one stage as well.
Speaker 4: As he came back, You're like, sorry, muscles, and he
Speaker 4: was like, it is Anthony Albanese.
Speaker 3: You were like, well, you go right.
Speaker 1: I didn't call him albow, but didn't he He was
Speaker 1: so gracious about it. Was even laughed about it.
Speaker 3: He was really that's good. So he was Anthony Alberanesi.
Speaker 4: He's in Parliament and it's criticized the opposition as his
Speaker 4: government's proposed seventeen point one billion cat tax cut past
Speaker 4: the lower House and this is his response.
Speaker 1: Well missed to speaker, they are delulu with no Solulu.
Speaker 3: Now can we break that down?
Speaker 4: De lulu delusional with no Solulu. Solution great, excellent, we
Speaker 4: can work it out.
Speaker 3: So good.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 6: So yesterday in parliament as well.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you guys saw this, but Sarah
Speaker 1: Hanson Young pulled out a massive salmon. She was protesting
Speaker 1: against the situation down in Tazzy at the moment where
Speaker 1: they're harvesting their salmon farms.
Speaker 4: And she.
Speaker 7: A farl of it.
Speaker 1: She's pulled out this massive, like met along salmon in
Speaker 1: a plastic bag. Was it Julie Bishop, I don't know
Speaker 1: who it was that it was. One of the more
Speaker 1: serious female politicians. Has just looked at her as if
Speaker 1: you say, are you are you joking? Is this a joke?
Speaker 1: Are you insane? How does she get it in there?
Speaker 1: That's my way, that's true their security in parliament. How
Speaker 1: on earth did you get that through security without.
Speaker 3: Them going smuggling a salmon?
Speaker 1: Excuse me, no salmon's what.
Speaker 4: About the salmon in there as well? He's like, what
Speaker 4: am I doing? It is parliament out.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure the salmon was one of the victims
Speaker 1: of the farming system down in Tasbay. Deal with us
Speaker 1: fluffing around in parliament fair enough.
Speaker 3: They brought it a strong.
Speaker 1: The following segment is the mature audiences only and may
Speaker 1: contain how all content graphic language and nudity, not that
Speaker 1: you'll see it's easily offended. Well, you're about to find out.
Speaker 3: Just how easily your father. He's on the money.
Speaker 4: There's that time where it would be just a little
Speaker 4: bit more blue, bit more risque. That's sort of you
Speaker 4: call it dirty stuff before we wholesome it up after
Speaker 4: seven o'clock.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, and there's no better way to start the morning
Speaker 1: than talking about two vaginas, are right?
Speaker 3: Are you? Do you mean like a like a two
Speaker 3: for one?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Very goodness.
Speaker 1: Is that the way boys would see it?
Speaker 3: Yes? I think so.
Speaker 4: Okay, do you want to give you some technical terms? Sure,
Speaker 4: it's called a uterus didelphus. It's a rare condition where
Speaker 4: the uterus and vaginal canal are duplicated. It's basically a
Speaker 4: double vagina.
Speaker 3: Seems very very complicated.
Speaker 4: A young lady has gone to Reddit to do a
Speaker 4: bit of a Q and A and could you expect
Speaker 4: Jodes that there's a fair few questions.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I got to a questions.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 4: Currently imagine a lot of the young people out there like,
Speaker 4: how's life with a double vagina?
Speaker 6: Do you want to ask me some questions? And I'll
Speaker 6: see if I can answer.
Speaker 1: Them for you.
Speaker 4: Okay, anatomically, can you take us through it? Like, how
Speaker 4: is it structured?
Speaker 1: Okay? So, internally, her vaginal canal is divided into two
Speaker 1: separate passages, so I'm assuming it's a normal vagina. However,
Speaker 1: it's sort of a line down the middle.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, there's always a line, isn't there?
Speaker 1: Much like when you don't want your husband to come
Speaker 1: near you one vagina, you draw a line down the
Speaker 1: middle of the bed. That's your halfs.
Speaker 3: Similar or almost not even close to veggs similar? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, what about her G spot?
Speaker 4: You might ask, whoa That's a whole different question itself.
Speaker 4: Does a G spot exist? But anyway, you heard G spot?
Speaker 1: I knew you're gonna ask. So it actually is in
Speaker 1: like half is in one part of the vagina and
Speaker 1: the other half is in the other part of the vagina,
Speaker 1: So it split down the middle basically. But she has
Speaker 1: reported having no problem getting satisfaction. Okay ya that area.
Speaker 4: I'll got one more question for you, is is one
Speaker 4: of them kind off or fenced off or they're both
Speaker 4: in use during it?
Speaker 3: Do you know what I mean? Do you know what
Speaker 3: I'm trying to say?
Speaker 1: No? So, partners have reported like they can be in
Speaker 1: one area and then deviate into the other area. She
Speaker 1: knows when that happens, but reportedly they don't know when
Speaker 1: it happens. But no, to answer your question, there's no
Speaker 1: witch's hat planted out in.
Speaker 3: The front of one kind off very could.
Speaker 4: And finally anonymously on this reddit, is it you? You
Speaker 4: know a lot about this sort of stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's fine, it's not you. I do not have one.
Speaker 1: I did not have one.
Speaker 3: You're luck out. This girl's got two. You don't even
Speaker 3: have one.
Speaker 1: That's what I do.
Speaker 4: My husband, I will say as well. Joe's and I
Speaker 4: think we've spoken about this before. One is confusing enough
Speaker 4: for a bike.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, to try and satisfy what Yeah, is
Speaker 3: hard enough? Good luck with two boys, Good luck lads.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean you say it's your dream, but when
Speaker 1: push comes to show, you don't know what to do.
Speaker 3: Actually more like a nightmare.
Speaker 4: Look, I'll say this parenting is really really hard, And
Speaker 4: I'll tell you what co parenting. At some stage you're
Speaker 4: going to blow up at each other because you've got
Speaker 4: different styles. Absolutely, it's just that that's an absolute happening.
Speaker 1: Isn't that are you saying that your marriage has come
Speaker 1: to a head over a parenting issue.
Speaker 3: No, it doesn't come to a head.
Speaker 4: I know you started rolling your fingers like mister burns.
Speaker 1: Ever said somebody watched Maps last night and has a
Speaker 1: flair for the dramatic this morning.
Speaker 4: Anyway, now, yeah, it all blew up at the dinner party,
Speaker 4: I tell you. So here's the thing. So we're trying
Speaker 4: to teach one of our kids about situations and how
Speaker 4: they could handle themselves in particular situations. And I feel
Speaker 4: like my old school methods aren't quite hitting the spot
Speaker 4: in twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1: Well, especially with your wife who was very highly evolved
Speaker 1: and is a teacher so knows how to parent.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so she's teaching me as well. She teaches the
Speaker 4: kids and also teaches me from the first meets her
Speaker 4: fourth kidep.
Speaker 3: So here's the situation.
Speaker 4: We've said to one of our kids, who I said
Speaker 4: to one of my kids, if somebody pushes you, or
Speaker 4: someone tries to fight with you, what do you do?
Speaker 3: You fight back? You fight back? You respond? Am I.
Speaker 8: Five?
Speaker 4: And I basically said, look, here's the thing, mate, if
Speaker 4: someone if someone starts something, then you know.
Speaker 1: You finish your finish it.
Speaker 3: That's really old school.
Speaker 4: And then in the same conversation, Car sort of swept
Speaker 4: in like a hawk and was like, no, no, that's
Speaker 4: not what's going to happen.
Speaker 3: You are going to go tell the teacher. Okay, you're
Speaker 3: going to walk away? Or are you going to go
Speaker 3: tell the teacher?
Speaker 1: And so Kara walks away and then you whisper secondary
Speaker 1: It's like, that's deeper.
Speaker 4: And then I caught up with a very very close
Speaker 4: friend and he lives in Perth, Yes, and I told
Speaker 4: him this story, and it blew his mind because he
Speaker 4: was like, oh my god, I found myself in the
Speaker 4: exact same situation a couple of weeks ago, and his
Speaker 4: wife was the same things swept and was like.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, no, no, you will walk away
Speaker 3: or you will go tell a teacher.
Speaker 1: Can I note at this point the pair of you
Speaker 1: have football backgrounds.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so I know it's a bit old school, do
Speaker 4: you know? Do you know I distinctly remember my dad
Speaker 4: saying that to me when I was young, And obviously
Speaker 4: this is sort of stuff you got to think about
Speaker 4: his parents. The things he said, her kids stay with
Speaker 4: them forever. But some of those moments that I can
Speaker 4: still hear my dad, and that was if anyone in
Speaker 4: class starts you, or bushes you, or hits you, you
Speaker 4: dong them, all right, you dong them.
Speaker 3: And I specifically him saying dong.
Speaker 1: The wha, Yeah, I haven't heard that word dong since
Speaker 1: nineteen eighty.
Speaker 3: It wasn't far after that he said that.
Speaker 1: That's amazing. It's less aggressives.
Speaker 3: Dong.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dogging, it looks like you go doings.
Speaker 3: You can do that, and then the birds starting.
Speaker 1: That seems to me like it sums up the difference
Speaker 1: between men and women. Like women are pretty passive, Okay,
Speaker 1: let's talk this out in an intelligent fashion, let's negotiate,
Speaker 1: let's come to some sort of resolution, whereas men are like.
Speaker 3: That's it, just dog.
Speaker 4: I also remember my old man telling me that one time,
Speaker 4: as a young man at the pub, he got in
Speaker 4: a fight. He got an argument with someone at the pub.
Speaker 4: They literally went outside, had a fight, sorted it out,
Speaker 4: and by the end of the night they were drinking
Speaker 4: beers are best mates.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that amazes me how you blokes can
Speaker 1: just punch on and then everything's okay.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I don't know if that's even I know that's not
Speaker 4: a thing. In twenty twenty five, yeah.
Speaker 1: It'd be like, oh, you're an f whit mate, Oh
Speaker 1: you're an f whit Do you want lager?
Speaker 3: Cheers?
Speaker 4: Guys Men, Hey, we're idiots. We should always be guided
Speaker 4: by women.
Speaker 1: Wrong.
Speaker 2: And gentlemen.
Speaker 3: Battles and angers.
Speaker 1: The rules are simple. Hazy about to hear six songs
Speaker 1: from the same year they cancelected their song as a place.
Speaker 3: Think they let it go?
Speaker 1: That song is gone. Now let's get into the maga.
Speaker 1: Is that all ready to battle?
Speaker 3: Back to you and Hazy love this space. It is
Speaker 3: currently five three in my favorite channel?
Speaker 1: Oh okay, bragging brag pants. Those rules have just been
Speaker 1: explained fairly simple. We choose our song. If you let
Speaker 1: it go through the keeper, you get allocated that last song.
Speaker 1: So that's the danger of battles of bangers.
Speaker 3: Isn't it produce the year? Generator is done? It's good?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, all right, let's go two thousand and two.
Speaker 3: All right, should we get stuck into a first song? Ready? Ready,
Speaker 3: here we go. What's a good one?
Speaker 2: It's a good I'm going I'm gonna.
Speaker 9: Jump in and go.
Speaker 1: Hard breaking Jony.
Speaker 4: It's a brave selection, You've got How You Remind Me
Speaker 4: by Nickelback?
Speaker 3: Right, you're locked in. I have to keep on going through.
Speaker 3: Next monk, what's a good song?
Speaker 2: Say?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 10: Right?
Speaker 3: Okay? Not for me? Next one one? I don't think
Speaker 3: so you like to roll the disk?
Speaker 4: Vunessa Carlton for the Wind A thousand miles unlocked in.
Speaker 3: I am absolutely locked in. And you didn't want me
Speaker 3: to say.
Speaker 1: That, did you it in? What do we have left?
Speaker 3: All right? Well that's it.
Speaker 4: We are both absolutely locked So here's the songs that
Speaker 4: we didn't choose.
Speaker 1: It is Michelle branch By.
Speaker 4: Branching wouldn't have selected that last song that was up
Speaker 4: for grabs, okay, Shakira, all right, So those songs weren't selected.
Speaker 4: So Joe's you are locked in? And How You Remind
Speaker 4: Me by Nickelback and I'm locked in with one thousand
Speaker 4: Miles by.
Speaker 1: Esseca equally happy like song.
Speaker 4: Get voting at Jodi and Hazy on Instagram. We will
Speaker 4: reveal the winning song tomorrow. We'll look at what your exam.
Speaker 4: Somebody a brand new car.
Speaker 1: I haven't got it yet.
Speaker 6: I'm test driving a.
Speaker 3: Car driving so dangerous, okay, Ferrari.
Speaker 1: I was gonna a variety of cars, thank you very much,
Speaker 1: and I was alerted to this car. It's not many
Speaker 1: people know about. It's called a Polster. So essentially it's
Speaker 1: a Tesla. So it's an electric car, and but it's
Speaker 1: the Swedish version.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, it's.
Speaker 1: Like a next level Tesla. And all my friends I've
Speaker 1: got Tesla Tesla's are like, it's driving like driving an iPhone. Well,
Speaker 1: this must be like driving the latest iPhone. It's insane.
Speaker 4: I'm not familiar with like electric cars, not against them,
Speaker 4: but it's the future me either.
Speaker 1: And I haven't worked out how to charge it yet.
Speaker 1: Bridge that we'll.
Speaker 4: Come to it. Just shuck it on, Just park it
Speaker 4: next to your bedside table.
Speaker 1: Exactly right. Can I run you through a couple of
Speaker 1: the features that will blow your mind. So if you're
Speaker 1: driving this car and you start to not off, there's
Speaker 1: a camera right next to your face and it will
Speaker 1: pick that up and it will sound a siren. You
Speaker 1: can never fall asleep at the wheel. You can pause
Speaker 1: the radio. The radio is playing and you like get
Speaker 1: distracted by something, you can hit pause on the radio.
Speaker 1: You can you can pause us.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's good it's like part of it as opposed
Speaker 3: to that muting us.
Speaker 1: You know when you drive a bumper car and you
Speaker 1: take your foot off the accelerator and it just stops.
Speaker 1: That's what happens with this car. You don't have to
Speaker 1: break take your foot off the accelerator and it.
Speaker 6: Will slow down. Use your thumb to open the.
Speaker 3: Doors in a fingerprint.
Speaker 1: Is in like like that, and.
Speaker 3: It just opens up. Because that's the thing with tys
Speaker 3: as well, isn't it.
Speaker 4: It's fair everyone's very confused with opening up because you're like,
Speaker 4: where's the handles?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that is a little cause and it like you know,
Speaker 1: retracts and pops out. You can't see out the back window, right,
Speaker 1: So your revision mirror is a century of essentially a
Speaker 1: video what the video of the video of the road
Speaker 1: behind you? Which is extraordinary because now I'm only just
Speaker 1: realizing how much I used to look at myself in
Speaker 1: the revision mirror.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to drive you.
Speaker 1: And what about this feature there's a massager in the chair.
Speaker 1: No it's not so I didn't mind. Thirteen year old
Speaker 1: discover that. She goes, oh my god, it says massage
Speaker 1: and we're sitting in the carding sprawled back and this
Speaker 1: is incredible. You cannot crash, so if another car comes
Speaker 1: hurtling towards you, it will break for you.
Speaker 3: Well, then, what the hell is this exclusive audio?
Speaker 9: You know me, I'll find it right, I'm going to
Speaker 9: ask you as well.
Speaker 4: With all this technology, it's congratulations. It's all the touch
Speaker 4: of a fingertip. She gets to work on time this morning.
Speaker 6: Not overly, No, I was about ten minutes later.
Speaker 3: You've noticing got caught in the message.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's one of Australia's funniest comedians.
Speaker 2: I'll be honest with you. I've been looking out into
Speaker 2: the crowd and I have seen a few blank faces.
Speaker 4: It's one of the problems with intelligent comedy. It's limited
Speaker 4: by its audience.
Speaker 3: Wait, we have to say that, right, didn't you want
Speaker 3: a gold logie.
Speaker 2: I'm in a tricky spot because I like it and
Speaker 2: I hate it at the same time.
Speaker 1: He's back on our screens and we're task Masters.
Speaker 2: I love this show and I can't wait to read
Speaker 2: all the comments comparing it to the original.
Speaker 3: Please welcome to listen, Please said of the morning, Thanks
Speaker 3: for having me.
Speaker 6: The new season of Task Mask at Premius tonight, good
Speaker 6: to go?
Speaker 1: Are your set? Is it one of your favorite seasons?
Speaker 1: Is it going to be the best ever?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 3: Yeah, of course it is.
Speaker 2: The latest season is always the best one, and then
Speaker 2: season four will finish. Yes, and season five, which is
Speaker 2: already in the can, that will become my favorite one
Speaker 2: too when I have to promote that in six months time.
Speaker 4: Very honest approach, Tom, You're so renowned for me a
Speaker 4: straight shooter. Can you just come straight out with it?
Speaker 4: Who is your favorite contestant on Task Master? Who's Tom
Speaker 4: Gleeson's little pet?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 2: In this season, I was really enjoying having Lisa mckunon.
Speaker 2: She the first non comedian we've had on and also
Speaker 2: a genuine TV star. She's won four gold Logis back
Speaker 2: when logis meant something, you know, Like now they don't
Speaker 2: mean anything because I ruined the whole institution. But it
Speaker 2: was good to have a genuine TV star on there.
Speaker 1: Oh God, do you ever ever have any regrets about
Speaker 1: teeing off on the Logis ever? No?
Speaker 3: Do you have it?
Speaker 4: Not have regrets? You just wake up every single morning
Speaker 4: with a smile and fast go. I'm so happy I
Speaker 4: did that. Well done.
Speaker 2: I went to the Logis that year, and I basically
Speaker 2: squeezed the life out of it and just sucked them
Speaker 2: dry and got everything I could out of it. It
Speaker 2: was the most pre publicity I've ever had in my life.
Speaker 2: It even would make Qsy blush.
Speaker 4: It's good because you're our Ricky Gervais, so I feel
Speaker 4: you that should be a really good compliment. Is someone
Speaker 4: who's speaking from the heart and the mind at the
Speaker 4: same time.
Speaker 1: Hey, now, Tom, we're talking this morning about different parenting styles.
Speaker 1: Hazy has a real school of thought with his young
Speaker 1: son that if someone picks a fight with him at school,
Speaker 1: the response should be to deck him, whereas his wife
Speaker 1: is more of the school of okay, No, we negotiate
Speaker 1: and we speak to the teacher and we sought things out.
Speaker 1: Do you have different parenting styles to your.
Speaker 2: Wife, Yeah, I do. My wife doesn't like conflict, so
Speaker 2: deal with that, whereas I love it and live for it.
Speaker 2: So that's a very different way of approaching these things.
Speaker 2: I mean, the advice I give my children when they
Speaker 2: have to deal with people who are annoying them at
Speaker 2: school is to agree with them. It's one of the
Speaker 2: best tricks you can ever have. If someone wants to
Speaker 2: pay you out and says you're uncoordinated. Go no, I'm
Speaker 2: heaps uncoordinated.
Speaker 3: So what Yeah, where do you go to from there?
Speaker 2: Just agree whatever they say. You've got an ugly face.
Speaker 2: I go, oh, I don't know, it's yeah, so what
Speaker 2: I'm the world champion ugly faces. Yeah, maybe you're in
Speaker 2: contention as well, and.
Speaker 1: You leave them nowhere to go. That's a good good
Speaker 1: tactic in the workplace too, isn't it. If someone's having
Speaker 1: a c you disagree with them, just go yeah, I
Speaker 1: actually just agree.
Speaker 2: Well, they're wanting to they're wanting to ruffle your feathers.
Speaker 2: The best way to have your you know, is if
Speaker 2: you agree with them, your your feathers will remain unruffled.
Speaker 6: And are you a good time dad or are you
Speaker 6: the disciplinarian?
Speaker 2: I'm both Often at the same time. It can be
Speaker 2: very disoriented, you know. I could be like, come on, kids,
Speaker 2: you know, like if you don't you know, if you
Speaker 2: don't eat your dinner and put it, put the dishes
Speaker 2: in the dishwasher, then we're not going to watch a movie.
Speaker 2: And then we watch Mission Impossible and we watch the
Speaker 2: whole thing, and I'm like, let's watch the second and
Speaker 2: the third one.
Speaker 4: Tom, thank you so much for your time, mate. We're
Speaker 4: looking forward to it, and you says on a task
Speaker 4: mask at Stralia Premiere tonight eight thirty on ten and
Speaker 4: ten play always a pleasure, mate.
Speaker 2: No, I thank so much.
Speaker 3: Jon's your your.
Speaker 4: Kids, I'm just gonna say, very very clever, okay, So
Speaker 4: maybe they's a positive to take from this situation.
Speaker 1: I've raised smart girls, there's no question about that. Maybe
Speaker 1: a little bit too smart thirteen twenty four ten. Your
Speaker 1: kids spend your money on what what.
Speaker 4: Kids can be? Very very clever, I want to say, clever,
Speaker 4: urmin cunning. So who knows what's in term for the
Speaker 4: future in bezzling all those types.
Speaker 1: Of parenting era number one hundred and forty five thousand,
Speaker 1: seven hundred and ninety one from me putting your credit
Speaker 1: card on your kid's iPhone?
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, what would you do that?
Speaker 1: It actually hurts my soul to say it out loud.
Speaker 1: Why did I do that? So quite often the kids
Speaker 1: will be like, Mum, I need your card. I'm going
Speaker 1: to the shops. Mum, I need your card. I'm going
Speaker 1: to Yochi. Mum, I need drunk elephant moisturizer from Sephora. Mum,
Speaker 1: I lost my friend green. Mum, I'd like an island
Speaker 1: in Mauritius, please with a private color that sort of vibe.
Speaker 3: Okay, can I just jump in there? No more Frank Greens?
Speaker 1: Kids, what's your problem with Frank Green?
Speaker 3: Just reuse the bottle that I bought it.
Speaker 1: Otakay, okay, all right, full stop. That's the advice of
Speaker 1: Uncle Andrew. Not as cool. It's cool.
Speaker 3: I having a water bottle was cool. They are things
Speaker 3: have changed, boy.
Speaker 1: You just wait, all this is coming your way. So
Speaker 1: it got to the point where sometimes she was going
Speaker 1: down to Cools to get some milk whatever, and I
Speaker 1: was like, let me just put my credit card on
Speaker 1: your phone so it's easier, so you don't keep losing
Speaker 1: my physical card. Right, cool, No worries. That happened about
Speaker 1: three weeks ago. Yesterday I jumped online to check my
Speaker 1: transactions and on the daily that kid has been spending eleven, twelve, thirteen,
Speaker 1: eight dollars nine dollars at the school canteen.
Speaker 4: She's living, she's living like a queen, full respect to that,
Speaker 4: living a lush lifestyle.
Speaker 1: Not just that. What I have discovered there is also
Speaker 1: a vending machine at high school. So each afternoon at
Speaker 1: approximately two o'clock, I don't know she's got the month,
Speaker 1: she's three dollars seventy five, consistently three dollars seventy five,
Speaker 1: which I presume pack at something vinegar chips or something
Speaker 1: like that.
Speaker 3: Get those angie levels up to do some good learning.
Speaker 1: Every single day the vending machine. So I've called her
Speaker 1: on it. I rung right, gone, babe, what do you
Speaker 1: mean buying in the canteen and or a vending machine
Speaker 1: that I didn't know existed at your score? She's like, oh, well,
Speaker 1: Dad said I could. Dad said I could. After aerobics,
Speaker 1: if I'm a little bit hungry, I can buy something.
Speaker 9: I'm like every day, it's so clever to put it
Speaker 9: back from the dad as well, because then there might
Speaker 9: be a situation where Dad's like, I don't remember saying that,
Speaker 9: but it sounds like something I've said I would say,
Speaker 9: and I trust you to tell me if I've said
Speaker 9: that or not.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, these kids are okay.
Speaker 1: Once or twice she maybe slip through to the keeper
Speaker 1: she would have got. But every day, man, when I'm
Speaker 1: packing your lunch as well, yeah, do you.
Speaker 4: Know what as well? It's a lifestyle thing. Now this
Speaker 4: is part of her lifestyle. But this is your fault.
Speaker 1: Back in my day, I used to spend two dollars
Speaker 1: seventy five every second Friday at the canteen for my
Speaker 1: pine and that would get.
Speaker 4: You a strawberry milk, a pie, twelve cobbs, six red frogs.
Speaker 4: Oh good, changed exactly thirteen twenty four ten. And we
Speaker 4: do have Big Weggy family passes up for grabs. Last
Speaker 4: week at the Big Weggy too.
Speaker 1: By last week, I'll say.
Speaker 4: Get yourself on air with us. You get yourself past
Speaker 4: the Big Weggie. What did your kids spend your money on?
Speaker 1: Oh yes, we'd love to hear from me. Go to
Speaker 1: oh okay, eleven year old SIENA brave of you to
Speaker 1: call up well done?
Speaker 6: Hello, Hello Hi? Did you spend money and daddy's money
Speaker 6: or was it someone else?
Speaker 5: It was my almost two year old brother two years old?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 3: What's that's clever?
Speaker 1: What happened? Sienna?
Speaker 5: So on our Amazon Alexa there was an image of
Speaker 5: his double bed and he coulicked, buy.
Speaker 3: That's good. He's like the look of the bed. Sienna thought,
Speaker 3: that's good. I regon I could do some good and
Speaker 3: mapping on that.
Speaker 1: So did mom and dad cancel it? Or it rocked
Speaker 1: up the double bed?
Speaker 5: We canceled it because the Alexis said that we have
Speaker 5: purchased a double bed.
Speaker 4: Well done, got it just in time for alerting reckless
Speaker 4: but then so responsible. Hey, CNA, would you like to
Speaker 4: go along to the big Wedgie?
Speaker 3: Yes, you double pass for you? That's na good stuff.
Speaker 1: Hey, let's go to Cyndy from all Dinger Beach. Hi,
Speaker 1: Sydney morning. Hey you guys who We're really good? Thanks?
Speaker 1: What did you your kids spent? What on your credit card?
Speaker 8: My son bought a font app for his phone and
Speaker 8: it charged me three hundred and thirty dollars? What I
Speaker 8: could not get the money back? Different spons on your
Speaker 8: phone for your apps like your Discord and you're messaging app,
Speaker 8: so you have different fonts from me?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that is not That is such a scam. Isn't that?
Speaker 3: That is not worth three hundred third dollars? Horrible? And
Speaker 3: then what did you go through a long process trying
Speaker 3: to get the money back?
Speaker 8: Yes, and I couldn't get it reversed that they couldn't
Speaker 8: do anything. We app couldn't do anything.
Speaker 3: Oh, my god.
Speaker 6: I mean the app couldn't do anything.
Speaker 3: Sorry, what is it like a parking inspector? Sorry? Sorry?
Speaker 3: In the machine changing?
Speaker 6: Now, these are the same people, Cindy, who are charging
Speaker 6: three hundred and thirty dollars for different fonts.
Speaker 1: How did he do it without you?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I had.
Speaker 8: My card on the Google. It was saved in Google.
Speaker 8: So he's just gone through not realizing and brought the
Speaker 8: up and then realized it was a description. Oh my god,
Speaker 8: I've checked the bank and gone, where's rent money?
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 4: And just in that moment, how was your relationship with him?
Speaker 8: I was very angry for you, but obviously he was
Speaker 8: all innocent because he didn't realize what he had done.
Speaker 8: It was a couple of years ago, so a bit
Speaker 8: young and not realizing. And yeah, right, my card straight
Speaker 8: off after that?
Speaker 4: Actually did Hey Cindy, we're just going to put you
Speaker 4: through to produce a Josh. He's going to take your
Speaker 4: bank detail and then we're gonna give you I'm just kiddy.
Speaker 4: There's no exchanging of details. But we've got a big
Speaker 4: Wedgi family pass for you.
Speaker 1: Oh thanks god, Okay, thanks Cindy, thank you so much.
Speaker 1: Did you when we come back. Didn't you have a
Speaker 1: similar situation situation at home with Henry using the face.
Speaker 3: Recogd extremely fraudulent behavior.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's take a breakway all right.
Speaker 4: In the meantime, thirteen twenty fourteen, what did your kid
Speaker 4: spend your money on?
Speaker 3: We'll take more calls next to.
Speaker 1: Us, missus Adelaide's favorite way to awake night.
Speaker 3: We're taking your calls on thirteen and twenty fourteen. What
Speaker 3: did you spend? What did your kids spend your money on?
Speaker 3: Because Joe's your kids have been pretty busy.
Speaker 1: Oh, my thirteen year old's been going nuts at the
Speaker 1: school canteen and the vending machine for an afternoon snack
Speaker 1: each and every day. Because I may be error of
Speaker 1: putting my credit card on her phone. Dumb, dumb rookie
Speaker 1: error from me.
Speaker 3: It came from a nice place in your heart.
Speaker 1: I was just trying to make my life easy, but
Speaker 1: instead of handing over my physical card every time.
Speaker 4: She needed it instead, and now your kid has a
Speaker 4: dangerous addiction to the vending machine and all roadblocks.
Speaker 6: Okay, we're taking your course this morning.
Speaker 1: Gussie from worried out, that's what did you spend your parents'
Speaker 1: money on, Gussie, and just keep in mind we love
Speaker 1: your mother. Yep.
Speaker 5: All right. So one time so it was my brother's card,
Speaker 5: so when he was about fourteen, right, Harry.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, Harry, Yeah.
Speaker 5: So he do you know how like apple pains?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah, so she had my dad's card on there.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: And one time down like Green Milk, he just had
Speaker 5: a little eat at Green Milk with his lunch.
Speaker 3: He's his best friend, his best friend at what what
Speaker 3: were they eating?
Speaker 5: It was like, oh, you can eat like so she
Speaker 5: was like Japanese or.
Speaker 3: Yummy. So that's that's a good call, good one.
Speaker 1: How many plates are we talking here, Gussie?
Speaker 6: How many plates are we talking?
Speaker 3: How much sushi gets through?
Speaker 5: About?
Speaker 8: Wait?
Speaker 5: Twelve plates?
Speaker 3: Twelve twelve? Wat that's expensive?
Speaker 1: Twelve or the four dollar fifty plates? That adds up?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, hey big? Where'd she passed for you? Gussie World?
Speaker 3: I'm my man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think we have to go to Stacey from
Speaker 1: Worried Our Good morning, Stacy, Good morning, Good morning Stace.
Speaker 1: You're the mum in this situation.
Speaker 2: Yes, actually I was a child.
Speaker 6: Oh what did you spend your parents money on?
Speaker 7: So this was about twenty years ago. My dad's a
Speaker 7: massive Collingwood fan, and we were over at the end
Speaker 7: ZAC game and he had already headed to the luncheon
Speaker 7: and said, you need to get an outfit. What you're
Speaker 7: wearing won't fit the bill. So it gave me his
Speaker 7: credit card and sent me off into the mall and yeah,
Speaker 7: five hundred dollars later. I don't think he was expecting
Speaker 7: that I'd quite spend that. And back then, you know
Speaker 7: you could sign it, didn't need pin and that kind
Speaker 7: of stuff, So I just scribble on the receipt and.
Speaker 2: Off I went go.
Speaker 1: Bye hot pies, police black and white.
Speaker 7: Stacy, Yeah, I wore a black outfit with white boots,
Speaker 7: which probably didn't impress them either.
Speaker 4: At day, I'll tell you what status, Well like footy merch.
Speaker 3: It's not cheap.
Speaker 1: Well, I don't think Stacy.
Speaker 7: Was it like I was not wearing footy match.
Speaker 6: It was an outfit to go to the Collingwood lunch.
Speaker 3: Of course, it was like, oh my god, I thought
Speaker 3: that you were dressing up in I.
Speaker 7: Did wear black and white, and he probably wore a
Speaker 7: scarf in the end, but no.
Speaker 3: I thought, how's that turning up to a fancy lie?
Speaker 3: Big old Pi.
Speaker 1: I love you Hazy, You're like, oh yeah, oh my god.
Speaker 1: That no, he brought it out for you because five
Speaker 1: hundred dollars to go to the luncheon Old School number five.
Speaker 3: Nathan Buckley on the back as well.
Speaker 6: Heytay, by the way, this is what it's like to
Speaker 6: be me.
Speaker 1: He doesn't listen.
Speaker 3: Doing my best, do my best, Stacy, go pies, Go pies.
Speaker 1: Well, Hazy, we've had a morning. We've discovered that's my
Speaker 1: thirteen year old. Has it absolutely been taking the double
Speaker 1: five with my little debit card, hasn't she? So we
Speaker 1: are tagging your calls this morning on thirteen, twenty fourteen,
Speaker 1: when did your kid spend your money? Not wisely? Let's
Speaker 1: go to line six plays because we have a call
Speaker 1: from Rosanna from hind Marsh.
Speaker 10: That's a good morning, gud.
Speaker 3: Rosanna major early.
Speaker 10: Yes, I had to chime in because I'm going to say, Jody,
Speaker 10: the older they get, the bigger the expenses. And we
Speaker 10: had a real cracker earlier this year when there was
Speaker 10: just a actually I think it was late last year
Speaker 10: when there was just a slight purchase made for someone
Speaker 10: desperate to see Olivia Rodrigo. Yes, in Melbourne. So not
Speaker 10: only the flights, not only the accommodation, but the tickets
Speaker 10: to the concert. But why not buy four instead of one?
Speaker 10: And why not by a two and a half grand
Speaker 10: worst on my credit card without permission. So there's a beauty.
Speaker 10: And do you think someone was in trouble for doing that?
Speaker 10: Miss fifteen year old at the time, she.
Speaker 3: Was just flying. Oh, because you got to live your
Speaker 3: rod Rego tickets.
Speaker 10: It was it was mind blowing. She ended up going,
Speaker 10: she ended up selling the tickets to all her friends,
Speaker 10: and she ended up paying for her own ticket and
Speaker 10: own accommodation. So there you go.
Speaker 1: Well done. Good parenting from you, because I would have
Speaker 1: been like, ah, don't do that again.
Speaker 4: Sounded like someone was jealous because they didn't get a
Speaker 4: Livia Rodrigo ticket.
Speaker 11: Have was a day, So you go.
Speaker 4: Thirteen twenty four ten, What did you kids spend your
Speaker 4: money on? Jesus some good calls coming through. You're not alone, Joe,
Speaker 4: that's for sure.
Speaker 1: This is actually making me feel significantly better. Let's go
Speaker 1: to Talia from Royal Park. Good morning, Talia, good morning,
Speaker 1: good morning. Or did you spend mom and dad's money?
Speaker 1: What on?
Speaker 10: Well?
Speaker 11: Yeah, I was from my mum's person then I can
Speaker 11: spend it at the school canteen.
Speaker 3: Well done.
Speaker 4: Okay, So Tarlia, what did you purchase with fifty bucks
Speaker 4: at the school canteen?
Speaker 11: Ten flushiest tackets of chips and some lily.
Speaker 3: Very good just for you? What did you have a
Speaker 3: partner in crime?
Speaker 11: About five of my friends as well?
Speaker 1: And Tari, what did mummy so to you when she
Speaker 1: found out that you spent fifty bucks at the canteen?
Speaker 11: She didn't find out until about three to two weeks after.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then what did she say?
Speaker 11: What did you do?
Speaker 4: Good on you, Tali, You're heading along to the big wedgie.
Speaker 11: Thank you?
Speaker 6: Just rewarding theft here of Jody Hazy this.
Speaker 3: Morning, Tyler is clearly an example. You just got to
Speaker 3: be good at it.
Speaker 4: When I run through you Australia's funnest jobs that actually pay, Yeah,
Speaker 4: you can.
Speaker 3: I like this.
Speaker 4: When little studies like this pop up on my desk,
Speaker 4: I go, well, this is really nice because that's the dream,
Speaker 4: isn't it.
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 4: Yeah, to live and work a job that actually pays
Speaker 4: that you really really really enjoy.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So these are the top ones in Australia? Are
Speaker 1: they the top funnest jobs?
Speaker 4: The funnest jobs in Australia that actually pay. First of all,
Speaker 4: a DJ slash party entertainer. I mean estimated pay ranges
Speaker 4: anywhere from twenty five to one hundred dollars per hour.
Speaker 4: But as we know some of the DJs these days, yeah, poor,
Speaker 4: they're making a good coin.
Speaker 1: I in my next life want to come back as
Speaker 1: a DJ, because we've hosted a lot of Red Rooms
Speaker 1: and just watching you know, the likes of Topic and
Speaker 1: serial in action, it is such a high that they
Speaker 1: get on stage. Yeah, they're just like their job is
Speaker 1: to stand there and play music that they've already come
Speaker 1: up with, Yeah, but also just rev up the crowd.
Speaker 4: So that's the thing for DJ good DJ hard work's
Speaker 4: already done. Yeah, it's done behind the scenes. Yeah, you
Speaker 4: put these epic songs together and then it's party time
Speaker 4: when you're on stage.
Speaker 3: And particularly and Cyril did it for the Red Room.
Speaker 3: He was working the mic beautiful up the craw.
Speaker 1: Had his little rider backstage, which it included two lead
Speaker 1: bottles of grey Goose.
Speaker 3: You got this fancy voky. He's like, I hardly drink.
Speaker 1: And he's like, where are you staying? Thinking you might
Speaker 1: be at the Pullman or something like that someplace. What's
Speaker 1: it called, Oh, what's skyline?
Speaker 4: That's the one, Oh god, oh. Next one, video game tester.
Speaker 4: It's an actual thing. Yeah, people get paid to be
Speaker 4: a video game tester. Ranges from thirty five to forty
Speaker 4: five dollars per hour. You've got to have the ability
Speaker 4: to provide useful feedback ongoing engineers in that space.
Speaker 1: And a strong passion for gaming.
Speaker 3: Of course.
Speaker 4: Next one, a professional food taster. That's the dream unless
Speaker 4: you get something really really awful, I guess, yeah, right,
Speaker 4: other qualifications. Of course, it's in the same category as
Speaker 4: a chef. Then you're more traditional ORMs. But that estimate
Speaker 4: of pay range is twenty five to forty dollars an
Speaker 4: hour as well.
Speaker 1: Also, i'd be really scared about your calorie intake. I
Speaker 1: always think that when I watch Master Chef, Oh man,
Speaker 1: you must put on five six kgs every season.
Speaker 4: A bit of extra oil when it's about taste, Yeah,
Speaker 4: chuck a bit of extra oil on there. Next one,
Speaker 4: personal shopper twenty one to thirty two dollars per hour.
Speaker 3: I'm guessing.
Speaker 4: So that's the people who someone who's really really rich
Speaker 4: goes out says how you go out and buy me
Speaker 4: an outfit. Yeah, okay, which seems like it's fun in theory,
Speaker 4: but when you're doing it for someone else, Yeah, you
Speaker 4: don't get to keep the merchandise, and that would be.
Speaker 1: Kind of exhausting. I reckon, do you like that? Not?
Speaker 3: Do you like that?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: And one of the final ones is a theme park job.
Speaker 4: This is interesting because when you think of working at
Speaker 4: these big places with big rides, et cetera, Yeah, you
Speaker 4: don't really get to ride on the rights. No, You've
Speaker 4: got to work behind the scenes. And I'll put this
Speaker 4: to you, ladies and gentlemen. Have you ever seen a
Speaker 4: carnie that's actually happy? Okay, they look pretty angry.
Speaker 1: No, I'm going to make you up on that, because
Speaker 1: when I was.
Speaker 3: At high school, you're a carneye. Have you done this?
Speaker 1: When I was at high school, I did work experience
Speaker 1: at Movie World, really, me and my best friend Shanny,
Speaker 1: because we were both into drama and acting and all
Speaker 1: that sort of stuff, and so we basically went behind
Speaker 1: the scenes and saw how it all worked. I saw
Speaker 1: the tweety birds not necessarily real. What is it? A man?
Speaker 4: It was a woman really ahead of its time, very
Speaker 4: much ahead of its time.
Speaker 1: True. I saw things backstage that little kiddies don't want
Speaker 1: to see. Mascot's taking their heads on and off.
Speaker 4: That's crazy. I mean, you told us just behind the scenes,
Speaker 4: just before Joe's he said, don't tell it. I'm going
Speaker 4: to tell it anyway. What you told us, Batman a
Speaker 4: bit of a dick.