WEBVTT - The Most Insane Store Robbery Tactic Ever 💍 0:00:00.600 --> 0:00:07.800 We got get you every morning, every day, Adelaides, Welcome 0:00:07.840 --> 0:00:09.960 to the podcast, and all week we're giving away VIP 0:00:10.119 --> 0:00:13.840 tickets to go and see the National Pharmacies Christmas pageant. 0:00:13.880 --> 0:00:15.720 If you want to be front and center, Andrew Hayes, 0:00:15.760 --> 0:00:17.200 you know what you have to do. You have to 0:00:17.200 --> 0:00:19.360 listen to the code word. You have to watch nine 0:00:19.360 --> 0:00:22.720 News nightly at six and then listen for the cuticle 0:00:22.840 --> 0:00:23.880 the next morning with us. 0:00:23.960 --> 0:00:26.560 Ah. Yes, no more early starts. Get one of these things. 0:00:26.600 --> 0:00:27.920 You don't have to get up at two am and 0:00:27.960 --> 0:00:30.280 get one of these prime viewing spots will take care 0:00:30.320 --> 0:00:34.400 of you. Also, let's go through the extreme lengths A 0:00:34.479 --> 0:00:38.480 man went to rob a store. Unbelievable stuff, but also 0:00:38.640 --> 0:00:40.000 credit where credit is due. 0:00:40.080 --> 0:00:43.040 I know we don't condone, we don't condone you know, 0:00:43.600 --> 0:00:45.600 crime and theft and all those sorts of things. 0:00:45.600 --> 0:00:47.600 But sometimes you just have to applaud the effort. 0:00:48.120 --> 0:00:50.680 What about this and credit where credit is due. We're 0:00:50.680 --> 0:00:53.880 not going to sit here and endorse criminal behavior. Sometimes 0:00:53.960 --> 0:00:55.840 little story just pops up onto our desk and we 0:00:55.920 --> 0:00:58.160 go wow, wow, skill. 0:00:58.440 --> 0:00:58.840 Yeah. 0:00:59.000 --> 0:01:00.840 A twenty two year old man and in the States 0:01:00.960 --> 0:01:03.720 stands accused of a cunning theft opposing as a mannequin 0:01:05.400 --> 0:01:09.000 in a shop window after closing hours. So good on him, 0:01:09.040 --> 0:01:13.000 well done. Hidden among the dummy is he discreetly Pilford 0:01:13.080 --> 0:01:15.559 Duraly from the store. He went undetected by both staff 0:01:15.560 --> 0:01:18.240 and shoppers until he deemed it safe to move. The 0:01:18.280 --> 0:01:22.920 thief ventured into other departments, eventually being apprehended by security. 0:01:23.000 --> 0:01:26.119 He faces ten years if he's convicted. But I mean, 0:01:26.160 --> 0:01:26.960 well done. 0:01:27.920 --> 0:01:30.080 Do you know what's not well done in this situation? 0:01:30.319 --> 0:01:32.720 Whoever's sitting there on the security cameras. 0:01:32.400 --> 0:01:37.560 Spot on, spot on? How so this is the thing 0:01:37.600 --> 0:01:39.880 that's got me? How can you possibly be like, well, 0:01:39.920 --> 0:01:42.640 I just thought it was another man caun. What about 0:01:42.640 --> 0:01:45.160 the fact that he's breathing, his chests going up and down, 0:01:45.280 --> 0:01:47.520 and the fact that, oh jeez, that's a really realistic 0:01:47.560 --> 0:01:48.400 mannequin over there. 0:01:48.480 --> 0:01:51.240 Yeah, and he's walking through the store and he's picking 0:01:51.320 --> 0:01:54.080 up pieces of jewelry and putting them in the bag 0:01:54.320 --> 0:01:55.840 like something's. 0:01:55.440 --> 0:01:56.040 Not quite right. 0:01:56.200 --> 0:02:01.000 Yeah. I sit here and I give the stuff crap. 0:02:01.120 --> 0:02:03.600 But it does liken back to the situation a few 0:02:03.680 --> 0:02:07.960 years ago. Do you remember the North Adelaide nineteenth man fiasco. So, 0:02:08.080 --> 0:02:10.880 during one of the finals. For a brief moment, North 0:02:10.919 --> 0:02:13.200 Adelaide had in a big semi final thing. It was 0:02:13.240 --> 0:02:15.679 had an extra player on the ground, right, And this 0:02:15.800 --> 0:02:17.320 went on for it as a big case and all 0:02:17.360 --> 0:02:19.480 sorts of things, whether they get stripped to points and 0:02:19.480 --> 0:02:21.000 all this kind of who ha, yeah. 0:02:21.080 --> 0:02:21.320 Yeah. 0:02:21.520 --> 0:02:24.040 But what we did eventually work out was that I 0:02:24.120 --> 0:02:26.080 think I was on the boundary at the time working. 0:02:26.880 --> 0:02:30.280 This happened for about a good quarter. It happened on 0:02:30.320 --> 0:02:39.400 my watch. I understand how these poor staff weren't quite 0:02:39.440 --> 0:02:41.600 concentrating at one hundred percent and all of a sudden 0:02:41.600 --> 0:02:42.680 you've lost aba jewelry. 0:02:42.760 --> 0:02:45.400 Yeah, but also you're on the boundary going what's that mannequin? 0:02:48.000 --> 0:02:51.200 That's exactly right as well. The threat that is so 0:02:51.400 --> 0:02:53.560 consistently coming is that this could be a straight swap 0:02:53.600 --> 0:02:55.520 that'll bring this mannequin in and they're get a panel 0:02:55.520 --> 0:02:58.240 and push the buttons for me. Hence my performance as of. 0:02:58.200 --> 0:03:01.560 Reason, and I probably wouldn't if it was you were American, 0:03:01.880 --> 0:03:02.280 to be. 0:03:02.240 --> 0:03:03.440 Honest, exactly. 0:03:03.600 --> 0:03:07.800 For all kinds of accommodation in Australia's hotspots and hidden gems, 0:03:08.120 --> 0:03:11.120 check out the what if that plan your summer getaway today? 0:03:11.480 --> 0:03:16.760 What if it's uzzy for travel, You're waking up to Adelaide. 0:03:18.200 --> 0:03:18.840 Reading news? 0:03:18.880 --> 0:03:20.280 What's the news today? 0:03:21.080 --> 0:03:21.880 Snooziness? 0:03:22.480 --> 0:03:25.600 It is sometimes information overload when you're look at your 0:03:25.600 --> 0:03:27.480 phone first thing in the morning. So we thought let's 0:03:27.600 --> 0:03:30.280 just select one story each with the stories we think 0:03:30.320 --> 0:03:31.360 you need to know. M hm. 0:03:31.560 --> 0:03:33.240 Let's go to Abby in the newsroom first up, what 0:03:33.280 --> 0:03:34.320 you got? Good morning? 0:03:34.400 --> 0:03:37.440 No surprises here, obviously we're all really struggling with cost 0:03:37.480 --> 0:03:39.360 of living at the moment. And your reports come out 0:03:39.360 --> 0:03:41.400 from food banks saying more than two hundred and twenty 0:03:41.440 --> 0:03:44.600 five thousand South Australian families struggles put food on the 0:03:44.640 --> 0:03:46.920 table last year. I think the biggest thing go out 0:03:46.920 --> 0:03:48.920 of that report is that most of these families are 0:03:48.920 --> 0:03:52.200 people or with parents who have jobs, so we can 0:03:52.280 --> 0:03:54.600 you know, there was a report out yesterday talking about 0:03:54.600 --> 0:03:58.000 how we're paying the highest electricity prices as well, so 0:03:58.240 --> 0:04:00.200 there's just you know, you sort of wonder when is 0:04:00.200 --> 0:04:02.000 this going to stop and when's it going to break. 0:04:02.240 --> 0:04:04.080 I think everyone's struggling, no matter who you are and 0:04:04.120 --> 0:04:04.600 what you do. 0:04:05.640 --> 0:04:08.000 That's exactly right well and also very depressing. 0:04:08.080 --> 0:04:10.400 Thanks as yep, sorry to tick us off on a Monday. 0:04:10.480 --> 0:04:11.360 But that's important. 0:04:11.440 --> 0:04:15.160 That's okay. That's when you thought your dad was bad. 0:04:15.160 --> 0:04:17.640 It's about to get worse because Britney Spears has quit Instagram. 0:04:19.000 --> 0:04:22.200 What now will I now? Where will I get half 0:04:22.279 --> 0:04:24.080 naked ladies wielding a knife? Fixed? 0:04:24.720 --> 0:04:24.920 Yeah? 0:04:25.080 --> 0:04:26.719 Me, when I do it in the kitchen in the morning. 0:04:29.400 --> 0:04:31.080 You are so much more danger than. 0:04:32.560 --> 0:04:35.960 She's posted this on her page before she quit My Books. 0:04:36.000 --> 0:04:37.760 So she's talking about a book she's disappointed with the 0:04:37.760 --> 0:04:40.080 way it's being received. My book's purpose was not to 0:04:40.120 --> 0:04:41.560 offend anyone by any means. 0:04:41.680 --> 0:04:42.080 That was me. 0:04:42.200 --> 0:04:45.719 Then that is in the past, lots of exclamation marks, 0:04:45.720 --> 0:04:49.200 which means Britney means business. Andrew Hayes, I don't like 0:04:49.240 --> 0:04:51.599 the headlines I'm reading. That's exactly why I quit the 0:04:51.600 --> 0:04:53.560 business four years ago. Most of the book is from 0:04:53.560 --> 0:04:55.960 twenty years ago. I've moved on Britney. 0:04:58.360 --> 0:05:01.400 I just it's her book, and she's made all these 0:05:01.400 --> 0:05:03.720 outrageous claims. Whether they're true or not, that's a completely 0:05:03.720 --> 0:05:05.560 different story. And now it's like she's reading it for 0:05:05.600 --> 0:05:08.560 the first time, being like, oh, well, this is just ridiculous. 0:05:08.760 --> 0:05:10.240 It's your book, Brittany. 0:05:10.480 --> 0:05:12.599 She says again, my motive for this book was not 0:05:12.640 --> 0:05:14.839 to harp on my past experiences, which is what the 0:05:14.839 --> 0:05:18.320 press is doing. And it's dumb and silly. If you 0:05:18.640 --> 0:05:23.599 don't like it, don't write an autobiography dredging up crap 0:05:23.680 --> 0:05:26.880 that happened twenty years ago Britney for goodness sake, and 0:05:26.880 --> 0:05:31.120 then blame the press for taking, you know, a slant 0:05:31.120 --> 0:05:32.120 on it that you don't like. 0:05:32.560 --> 0:05:38.080 Leave justin Timberlake alone. It's the same, we think. 0:05:38.240 --> 0:05:41.440 Oh anyway, as soon as she gets back on Instagram 0:05:41.440 --> 0:05:43.240 doing a little dancing, the better off will all be. 0:05:43.360 --> 0:05:44.279 That's all I have to say on. 0:05:44.320 --> 0:05:46.400 Yah, because you're look at me like this is outrageous. 0:05:46.480 --> 0:05:49.760 But I need more. I need more of Brittany's content. 0:05:50.080 --> 0:05:54.440 Get enough. Wow, Ushie, come back to the internet, Brittany. 0:05:54.440 --> 0:05:55.479 That's all also, Yeah. 0:05:55.480 --> 0:05:57.839 Absolutely looking forward to that and big old comeback. I 0:05:57.920 --> 0:05:59.479 just to finish off as well. What are a bunch 0:05:59.520 --> 0:06:02.120 of lawyers? Industry reps, and health experts have accused The 0:06:02.160 --> 0:06:05.440 Block of Course, one of the most popular shows on TV, 0:06:05.480 --> 0:06:07.000 of using products they believe could be linked to a 0:06:07.040 --> 0:06:11.880 devastating health epidemic. So silicosis is an incurable workplace relate 0:06:11.920 --> 0:06:15.400 disease caused by inhaling silica dust has become prevalent obviously 0:06:15.400 --> 0:06:18.159 in recent years. So there's clearly vision of silica dust 0:06:18.279 --> 0:06:20.680 in the air. Contestants been exposed for all these types 0:06:20.720 --> 0:06:22.960 of things. It's ongoing as well in terms of studies. 0:06:23.200 --> 0:06:25.600 It's been released. But the block finds itself in a 0:06:25.640 --> 0:06:26.400 little bit of trouble. 0:06:26.440 --> 0:06:29.400 Well, they're saying it's the news best of us silicosis. 0:06:30.160 --> 0:06:32.440 Are they not wearing the rital you do not want? No? 0:06:32.760 --> 0:06:35.480 Are they not wearing the right ppe? Is that the issue? 0:06:35.520 --> 0:06:35.760 Well? 0:06:35.960 --> 0:06:39.159 Yes, And in a game show or a reality show 0:06:39.200 --> 0:06:42.560 where it's so it's high contest, of course, it be 0:06:42.600 --> 0:06:46.080 incidents where you're not Probably I've got tradeesh and I 0:06:46.080 --> 0:06:48.800 will go through every single one. I'm saying, at every 0:06:48.880 --> 0:06:50.640 single time, one hundred and seven times, you're going through 0:06:50.640 --> 0:06:53.760 all the right safety measurements. They all say no, yeah, right, okay. 0:06:53.800 --> 0:06:57.680 So what I'm saying is it's a tricky situation that 0:06:57.760 --> 0:06:59.000 the block finders. 0:06:59.040 --> 0:07:01.320 But how good did some of those houses looked last night? 0:07:01.720 --> 0:07:04.720 Just saying I didn't want to oh they looked some 0:07:04.800 --> 0:07:06.520 of them amazing, absolutely amazing. 0:07:06.880 --> 0:07:08.680 So you're saying it's worth the city posts. 0:07:08.760 --> 0:07:10.120 Well, obviously it's not worth it. 0:07:10.160 --> 0:07:12.080 But if anyone out there has three million dollars and 0:07:12.120 --> 0:07:14.000 wants to buy house with there in Melbourne, hit me up. 0:07:14.240 --> 0:07:15.840 Yeah, okay, there's. 0:07:15.680 --> 0:07:18.120 An open invitation this morning. I can't wait for Essays 0:07:18.160 --> 0:07:23.200 tonight because apparently it's like the most dramatic moment in 0:07:23.280 --> 0:07:25.560 the history of the show. That's what the ad says, 0:07:25.600 --> 0:07:28.000 and I believe everything that the Channel seven ads say. 0:07:28.560 --> 0:07:29.840 There's been some dramatic moments. 0:07:29.920 --> 0:07:32.520 Yeah, more dramatic than Akaimanas having a cry about his ankle. 0:07:32.560 --> 0:07:34.480 That wasn't her, it's. 0:07:34.400 --> 0:07:37.720 Not They're swelling there on the under side of my leg. 0:07:37.760 --> 0:07:39.440 Guys, I've got a headache. I'm going to head off today, 0:07:39.600 --> 0:07:41.400 jojur and are you sure? 0:07:41.640 --> 0:07:43.640 I swear mate, I'm injured. I'm injured. 0:07:43.680 --> 0:07:46.400 I can't turn up, Jason. I can't dismiss you from 0:07:46.400 --> 0:07:47.840 the show based on that toe. 0:07:48.160 --> 0:07:48.720 I'm sorry. 0:07:48.800 --> 0:07:52.360 I got all right there, I'll admit it. It's embarrassing 0:07:52.640 --> 0:08:00.400 news machine quiz speak. 0:08:00.640 --> 0:08:03.160 There is chamback full of prizes this morning. 0:08:03.240 --> 0:08:06.560 Valor Adelaie five hundred Friday After Concert Series, Amazon Alexa 0:08:06.640 --> 0:08:09.800 Echo Pop Smart Speaker, tickets to Cheese Fest, if you 0:08:09.800 --> 0:08:12.160 don't mind, and there's so many great prizes, please avoid 0:08:12.160 --> 0:08:12.600 the chips. 0:08:12.800 --> 0:08:15.400 Yes, that's my one piece of advice this morning. 0:08:15.680 --> 0:08:17.960 The chips would go deliciously well with some cheese. 0:08:18.480 --> 0:08:20.600 True, but better avoid the chips. 0:08:20.720 --> 0:08:21.960 Avoid the chips none the less. 0:08:22.040 --> 0:08:24.280 Let's go to Jamie from Saint Mary's. Good morning, Jamie, 0:08:25.640 --> 0:08:29.600 morning girl. How was your weekend? Yeah, not too bad. 0:08:30.760 --> 0:08:33.160 Yeah it was really good, thanks Jamie. 0:08:33.800 --> 0:08:34.880 Not long enough, am all right? 0:08:36.920 --> 0:08:39.840 Every time any of those prizes take your fancy there. 0:08:39.720 --> 0:08:43.080 Jamie, what are the prizes again? 0:08:43.320 --> 0:08:44.840 Oh okay, I'll go through it again for you. 0:08:45.200 --> 0:08:49.680 Valer Adelaide after race concerts tickets, Earth Clay Studios, Amazon 0:08:49.679 --> 0:08:51.760 Alexa Echo Pop Smart speaker, and Cheese Fest. 0:08:51.559 --> 0:08:55.400 Tickets probably Amazon Alexa Speaker. 0:08:55.520 --> 0:08:57.640 Yeah yeah, that seems to be the big ticket item 0:08:57.679 --> 0:08:59.760 at the moment. Absolutely all right, let's rip into it. 0:09:00.160 --> 0:09:00.520 Questions. 0:09:00.559 --> 0:09:02.480 You just have to get the third one right to 0:09:02.480 --> 0:09:03.560 have a crack at the vending machine. 0:09:03.600 --> 0:09:04.040 You're good to go. 0:09:05.520 --> 0:09:08.640 What does w w W stand for in a website browser? 0:09:10.320 --> 0:09:11.160 Worldwide Web? 0:09:13.080 --> 0:09:16.720 Well done? Question two? It's an audio one who sings 0:09:16.760 --> 0:09:17.200 this song? 0:09:22.120 --> 0:09:30.280 Hint, hint, Jamie, she's bat crazy. Okay, The clue is 0:09:30.320 --> 0:09:30.760 too obvious. 0:09:31.960 --> 0:09:33.920 Question number three. You get this right, you get a 0:09:33.920 --> 0:09:36.880 crack at the vending machine. Michael Jordan won six NBA 0:09:37.040 --> 0:09:47.440 Championships with the Witch team. 0:09:43.240 --> 0:09:44.360 Definitely wasn't the Wizards. 0:09:46.960 --> 0:09:54.640 Oh no, dear, okay. 0:09:53.920 --> 0:09:55.920 Here comes Jesse just to clean things up. 0:09:55.960 --> 0:10:01.199 Good morning, morning, morning, Jesse. Okay, you get yeah, really, 0:10:01.200 --> 0:10:02.640 well thanks? You want to ask me about my. 0:10:02.559 --> 0:10:03.280 Weekend as well? 0:10:05.240 --> 0:10:07.280 Jesse, get this right and you have a crack of 0:10:07.280 --> 0:10:10.200 the vending machine. Michael Jordan won six NBA Championships with 0:10:10.320 --> 0:10:13.040 which team? 0:10:13.400 --> 0:10:14.319 Uh? 0:10:14.880 --> 0:10:15.120 Blake? 0:10:17.280 --> 0:10:21.680 Is this hurting your soul? Right now? You're okay? Over there? 0:10:21.720 --> 0:10:24.760 You're right, Lee, Lee, before we get into things. Are 0:10:24.760 --> 0:10:26.560 you somewhat of a basketball fan? 0:10:27.720 --> 0:10:28.040 Oh? 0:10:28.160 --> 0:10:30.959 No, really, I will give us a. 0:10:30.920 --> 0:10:35.040 Crack anyway, Okay, Lee, Michael Jordan won six NBA Championships 0:10:35.080 --> 0:10:37.319 with which team? 0:10:37.679 --> 0:10:42.920 Yeah? 0:10:44.400 --> 0:10:45.720 I can't believe how long that sort. 0:10:45.920 --> 0:10:46.280 I know. 0:10:46.480 --> 0:10:48.120 I thought that was even for non sports. 0:10:48.240 --> 0:10:53.280 Yeah, all right, Lee, we need a letter between A 0:10:53.360 --> 0:10:59.440 and C please, uh C, and a number between two 0:10:59.480 --> 0:11:00.080 and six. 0:11:01.440 --> 0:11:04.439 Or C four please? All right? It's far up the 0:11:04.520 --> 0:11:06.000 vening machine. You never know what you're going to get 0:11:06.000 --> 0:11:09.480 after the weekend. Do you know. 0:11:11.640 --> 0:11:18.640 That seems to work quite s Yeah, that reversed. 0:11:18.679 --> 0:11:22.040 You got the good news on the bad news. 0:11:22.760 --> 0:11:25.560 Oh, there is no bad news because you've won an 0:11:25.559 --> 0:11:28.079 Amazon Alexa Echo Pop smart speaker. 0:11:29.520 --> 0:11:32.959 What about that for a Monday morning only. 0:11:33.320 --> 0:11:36.160 Enjoy time now for some humor. 0:11:37.520 --> 0:11:38.360 That's a job. 0:11:38.600 --> 0:11:42.640 That was a joke. That's a job jo terrible job, 0:11:43.360 --> 0:11:46.120 one of the absolute humor grates, and that is news 0:11:46.120 --> 0:11:47.240 read to be welcome. 0:11:47.280 --> 0:11:48.720 Good morning, Happy Monday. 0:11:48.880 --> 0:11:50.760 So this is the joke off. But she's walked in 0:11:50.840 --> 0:11:53.160 looking very stern. So I don't know if she's like, 0:11:53.360 --> 0:11:55.120 I mean business today with my joke. 0:11:55.240 --> 0:11:58.000 That's her joke is seriously good because my. 0:11:58.000 --> 0:11:59.959 Joke last week had to be bad because I was 0:12:00.080 --> 0:12:03.319 they slept in yeah on Friday, yes, not Friday, yeah, 0:12:03.360 --> 0:12:04.800 the friday before. So I had to do a sleep 0:12:04.800 --> 0:12:07.760 related one, which wasn't really that funnyh. 0:12:07.080 --> 0:12:08.720 Yeah, that wasn't funny. 0:12:08.840 --> 0:12:09.720 It wasn't funny. 0:12:09.720 --> 0:12:11.680 But you've been so good recently that felt like a 0:12:11.679 --> 0:12:12.800 bit of a one off exactly. 0:12:13.000 --> 0:12:14.920 So now I'm back. All right, who'd like to go first? 0:12:14.960 --> 0:12:17.400 We'll kick it off because by all reports, the joke 0:12:17.440 --> 0:12:19.679 gods have been speaking. They said that Abby's joke's really 0:12:19.679 --> 0:12:23.719 good this morning? Right? And sometimes yeah, I feel like 0:12:23.760 --> 0:12:25.560 sometimes jos you make up jokes on the spot. 0:12:25.640 --> 0:12:26.360 That's not true. 0:12:27.520 --> 0:12:29.360 That is which is a talent in itself. 0:12:29.440 --> 0:12:32.720 It's not true. That's an insult. Anyway, proceed, you got. 0:12:32.679 --> 0:12:34.800 Here, we go. Well, my friend Joe, and big shout 0:12:34.800 --> 0:12:36.880 out to Joe this morning. He recently went on the 0:12:36.960 --> 0:12:39.760 Dolly parton Died. Let's tell you what it did work 0:12:39.800 --> 0:12:47.920 because it really made looking that lame joke. 0:12:53.360 --> 0:12:54.920 I like terrible. 0:12:56.520 --> 0:12:57.920 Well, so you know how you said you had a 0:12:57.920 --> 0:13:00.200 sleep related joke last week, Well I've got one this 0:13:00.240 --> 0:13:02.920 week because you know, we're not good at letting things 0:13:02.920 --> 0:13:05.480 go around here, all right, So why was the broom 0:13:05.559 --> 0:13:12.080 late for work? Why it overswept? 0:13:13.080 --> 0:13:17.440 You overswept? God's really you got this week? 0:13:17.520 --> 0:13:21.480 Okay? 0:13:23.280 --> 0:13:25.960 That is not fair because Joe was lean. 0:13:27.400 --> 0:13:29.840 Okay, So over the weekend, I was up at my 0:13:29.880 --> 0:13:33.160 sister's place and my little niece asked where poo came from? 0:13:33.200 --> 0:13:35.240 And I thought, she's four years old. I really don't 0:13:35.240 --> 0:13:36.040 want to lie to her. 0:13:36.080 --> 0:13:38.640 So, so you know, when you eat, goes into your tummy, 0:13:39.480 --> 0:13:41.640 makes you know, turns into what it is and then 0:13:41.720 --> 0:13:44.040 you know it comes out as poo. Yeah, she sort 0:13:44.040 --> 0:13:45.760 of looked at me for ages and she's looking at 0:13:45.800 --> 0:13:48.840 me and she went, ah, well, where does ticket come from? 0:13:48.880 --> 0:13:49.080 Then? 0:13:57.040 --> 0:13:58.920 Come on, Joe, you got four kids. 0:14:01.600 --> 0:14:02.760 Education for jokes as well. 0:14:03.120 --> 0:14:04.640 It's a bit of confusion in our house because we 0:14:04.640 --> 0:14:06.680 were talking about where babies come from last night and 0:14:06.720 --> 0:14:08.360 one of them thought they came out at the bottom 0:14:08.440 --> 0:14:10.000 and I was correct. 0:14:09.720 --> 0:14:15.719 Yes, winning the person very different direction. All right, send 0:14:15.760 --> 0:14:17.120 us through a joke if you've got one from Monday 0:14:17.160 --> 0:14:20.080 morning O for double nine nine nine y nine. We're 0:14:20.080 --> 0:14:23.280 about on Friday. Yeah, I told you this yet unbelievable scene. 0:14:23.240 --> 0:14:24.680 It's going for a bit of a trot, a bit 0:14:24.680 --> 0:14:27.000 of a jog as we do. It's unusual for you 0:14:27.160 --> 0:14:29.280 and I go along the torrents and sometimes there's these 0:14:29.320 --> 0:14:32.160 little sort of trail bits in between the main paths. 0:14:32.160 --> 0:14:34.840 And in particular in North Ala, just near the golf 0:14:34.840 --> 0:14:36.920 course before we come out at High mush Yep, there's 0:14:36.920 --> 0:14:38.560 a bitchmon path We can go down there, which a 0:14:38.560 --> 0:14:40.600 lot of people go down there. They ride bikes, et cetera. 0:14:40.840 --> 0:14:43.480 And people always say, oh, what do you have for snakes? 0:14:43.480 --> 0:14:44.840 It's and all the types of things I've never seen 0:14:44.880 --> 0:14:47.000 a snake there on my life. Yeah, right, And I'm 0:14:47.040 --> 0:14:50.160 not kidding. At one stage, I was running along and 0:14:50.200 --> 0:14:52.320 spacing out. I've got my headphones in, probably listening to 0:14:52.360 --> 0:14:54.000 I Have the Tiger or something like that, just getting 0:14:54.000 --> 0:14:58.840 me up and about running along, and then bangs sort 0:14:58.880 --> 0:15:02.320 of snake. Second, had to step to my right. If 0:15:02.320 --> 0:15:04.680 I had I had not stepped to my right, I 0:15:04.680 --> 0:15:06.480 would have dead set trot on the snake. Oh, my 0:15:06.840 --> 0:15:10.040 big brown snake. I wasn't super big, but it was still. 0:15:10.080 --> 0:15:12.720 It was definitely a brown snake. Yeah, they're reconfronting. 0:15:12.880 --> 0:15:13.760 Oh my goodness. 0:15:13.800 --> 0:15:15.720 And then I've sort of dodged the right and looked 0:15:15.720 --> 0:15:17.160 back and I was like, what the hell was that? 0:15:17.280 --> 0:15:22.800 And the snake was like, you are You're so a snake. 0:15:23.160 --> 0:15:26.240 And then this is where it gets unbelievable. I swear 0:15:26.280 --> 0:15:28.640 to God, I'm not lying here. Four or five more meters, 0:15:28.680 --> 0:15:30.440 I keep on running, sort of straightened up another snake 0:15:30.640 --> 0:15:31.200 in front of me. 0:15:31.400 --> 0:15:34.520 No, okay, you saw two snakes two snakes in the 0:15:34.560 --> 0:15:36.000 space of how long. 0:15:36.320 --> 0:15:38.200 I reckon within about five to ten meters? 0:15:38.240 --> 0:15:39.040 Are you kidding? 0:15:39.160 --> 0:15:41.960 So I don't know if they were together planning something 0:15:42.200 --> 0:15:44.080 but all of a sudden, I've gone for years without 0:15:44.120 --> 0:15:46.800 seeing any snakes at all, to seeing two snakes in 0:15:46.800 --> 0:15:47.960 the space of ten seconds. 0:15:48.040 --> 0:15:49.440 That is outrageous. 0:15:49.480 --> 0:15:51.840 Oh my god. First snake is still carrying on like 0:15:51.880 --> 0:15:56.560 off in the distance. I can hear him. Yes, snakes, 0:15:56.640 --> 0:16:01.480 we get it. Unbelievable scenes so go. So I always 0:16:01.480 --> 0:16:03.040 sit there and be like, I don't even know if 0:16:03.040 --> 0:16:05.320 the snakes exist. Yeah, but they're out. And obviously it 0:16:05.320 --> 0:16:07.080 was good weather for it was sort of high twenties 0:16:07.080 --> 0:16:07.600 on Friday. 0:16:07.720 --> 0:16:09.680 Yeah, So do you know what was really funny about 0:16:09.680 --> 0:16:11.000 this situation. Those snakes were. 0:16:10.880 --> 0:16:13.400 In the grass right, yeah, and doing god knows well. 0:16:13.400 --> 0:16:16.200 Yeah, that's slithering. 0:16:16.400 --> 0:16:19.200 They saw you coming and they had a conversation and 0:16:19.200 --> 0:16:21.320 they were like, look at this peanut who thinks that 0:16:21.360 --> 0:16:25.200 we don't exist. We're going to show him. You go first, 0:16:25.400 --> 0:16:26.440 then I'll go second. 0:16:27.360 --> 0:16:30.560 We were absolutely scared. The spoke straight. The other thing 0:16:30.600 --> 0:16:32.400 is I just sort of wonder if they sort of 0:16:32.440 --> 0:16:33.960 got back, because I just to paint a picture for 0:16:34.000 --> 0:16:35.480 you as well. Joe's yeah, I was. 0:16:35.440 --> 0:16:36.920 Moving, Oh yeah, at pace. 0:16:37.080 --> 0:16:37.320 Moving. 0:16:37.440 --> 0:16:40.200 I mean, I've never known you to run, not at pace. 0:16:40.720 --> 0:16:41.240 That's the thing. 0:16:41.360 --> 0:16:43.280 I don't know, four or seven splits. I'm not really sure. 0:16:43.440 --> 0:16:46.120 Something really really phenomenal. So I just wondered if the 0:16:46.120 --> 0:16:47.760 snakes got back to the house. And then one of 0:16:47.800 --> 0:16:49.360 them was like, you're never going to guess who WI 0:16:49.360 --> 0:16:55.840 almost trad on me was buddy Steve Moonty getting or horse? 0:16:57.720 --> 0:17:01.080 Don't you hate it when you misplaced you one? Ashes? 0:17:03.080 --> 0:17:04.600 So frustrating, so annoying. 0:17:04.640 --> 0:17:07.159 So Kadeena Police have issued a desperate plea for the 0:17:07.200 --> 0:17:10.640 owner of a tiny urn containing ashes. The small urn 0:17:10.720 --> 0:17:13.520 was found on East Terrace at Wallaroo and handed into 0:17:13.560 --> 0:17:16.840 police stands just six centimeters high. 0:17:17.000 --> 0:17:19.240 Yeah, good luck getting that back, Ben Stokes. 0:17:21.240 --> 0:17:26.640 I see, and contains the ashes of someone's loved one. 0:17:26.640 --> 0:17:29.080 In a statement, police said the urn would have sentimental 0:17:29.119 --> 0:17:32.000 value to whoever lost it. Kadeena police are desperate to 0:17:32.000 --> 0:17:34.080 reunite a lost urn with its owner. 0:17:34.320 --> 0:17:37.440 Yeah. I just love that inside the urn obviously the 0:17:37.520 --> 0:17:40.000 ashes and let's say it's a dad that's probably your 0:17:40.040 --> 0:17:44.000 son who's just left him. There's effect you're like, for 0:17:44.160 --> 0:17:46.480 gosh sake, this is the last step. You're going to 0:17:46.560 --> 0:17:50.760 spread me here or there and then idiots, suns distract 0:17:51.280 --> 0:17:51.880 done something else. 0:17:52.000 --> 0:17:54.320 It's just spread me on Wallaroo Beach. What the hell 0:17:54.400 --> 0:17:55.120 is going on here? 0:17:55.560 --> 0:17:57.440 This is not the first time this has happened to 0:17:57.440 --> 0:18:01.719 Andrew Hayes. So last year, old Coast woman was walking 0:18:01.720 --> 0:18:05.760 along the beach at Broadwater and she stumbled across a 0:18:05.800 --> 0:18:09.280 blue urn washed up on the sand, and the label 0:18:09.320 --> 0:18:11.959 on top of it revealed that the ashes inside belonged 0:18:12.000 --> 0:18:15.800 to George esther Gomurmi don't know if I pronounced that right, 0:18:15.880 --> 0:18:19.520 Georgia boy who died in twenty fourteen, age fifty five. 0:18:19.680 --> 0:18:22.920 He was cremated in Adelaide. How to end up on 0:18:22.960 --> 0:18:23.639 the Gold Coast? 0:18:23.720 --> 0:18:24.119 There you go. 0:18:24.320 --> 0:18:26.240