Speaker 1: Jason Lione on No.
Speaker 2: One hundred.
Speaker 1: Well, good morning everybody, and happy Friday.
Speaker 3: It is Happy Friday, Happy Fridayday. Now we're a little
Speaker 3: rattled because we are not in our regular studio. Your
Speaker 3: day mate, you sound like you're you sound like you're
Speaker 3: in a bathroom somewhere.
Speaker 1: It's very echo your day mates. We are in Queensland
Speaker 1: with the crocodiles.
Speaker 4: Can you see me out the window?
Speaker 5: Someone hasn't come up here yet.
Speaker 4: Freaked out by them.
Speaker 1: So here's the guy. We had to come up for
Speaker 1: a little work function which is on yesterday afternoon.
Speaker 5: That we can't believe we're asked to speak.
Speaker 4: It's about, it's about, it's being inspirational.
Speaker 1: That's the one.
Speaker 3: I just saw it on the thing saying expect big laughs.
Speaker 3: Oh boy, they booked the wrong people.
Speaker 1: So we came up yesterday and did a little conference saga,
Speaker 1: and then all afternoon all I wanted to do is
Speaker 1: see a crocodile.
Speaker 5: No you didn't. All you wanted to do was go
Speaker 5: and sleep.
Speaker 1: Apart from that, like I want to see a crocodile.
Speaker 1: I even went to see Debbie at the tourist center.
Speaker 1: She said I won't be able to fit in a
Speaker 1: crocodile tour today. Before the plane, I'm devastated.
Speaker 3: Well you wanted to go to that crocodile farm? Thing said, nah,
Speaker 3: you got to see him in the wild.
Speaker 1: Were surrounded on a boat where they're slimming against a
Speaker 1: boat and it feels like it's actually going to get
Speaker 1: on that.
Speaker 4: We're surrounded by wetlands and mangroves, aren't we so.
Speaker 5: Yeh off my handbag in it? Yes, table in the
Speaker 5: restaurant straight off the edge.
Speaker 6: We should have send you in this for a little
Speaker 6: paddle and just see how you go, you know, just
Speaker 6: just a little experiment.
Speaker 4: I'm sure the people in Melbourne would love it.
Speaker 1: I'll be honest.
Speaker 4: You don't think there's any in.
Speaker 1: There yet to see him?
Speaker 3: How hard have you looked? You went for one walk
Speaker 3: and the tide was whyet I know?
Speaker 1: So I thought, if they're going to be out, it's there.
Speaker 5: No, they went sun baking is today.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure what's worse getting taken by a crocodile
Speaker 1: or wearing the stinger suit and being seen a public
Speaker 1: in that.
Speaker 6: Yeah, or being having to be pissed on if you
Speaker 6: get a sting is that what you do? A little
Speaker 6: bit of urine or vinegar, whichever you can get.
Speaker 3: Is that still a thing or was that an urban
Speaker 3: myth from the Gold Coast in the nineties.
Speaker 4: I think people are still doing it.
Speaker 1: There was crocodiles at Didy's house.
Speaker 4: Gets starn or not.
Speaker 1: We've got a huge show coming up today. We've got
Speaker 1: tickets to Bruno Mars up for grabs. We got a
Speaker 1: lot to get across. Let's get into it. This is
Speaker 1: Chapel Rowan and Pink Pony Club. You are a number
Speaker 1: one hundred. It is Jas and Lauren Clint here as well.
Speaker 1: We're doing to thanks my mates to Shelready Express. We
Speaker 1: laugh from Cans this morning.
Speaker 3: We're in Cans with a croc dull. We had to
Speaker 3: come up here for a conference that we spoke at Clinton.
Speaker 3: You and I traveled together in the uber on the way.
Speaker 3: How is the Sarga just getting to the airport?
Speaker 6: Oh my goodness, gracious. So my dog's got separation anxiety.
Speaker 6: And every time I go to grab my suitcase, Jase
Speaker 6: he knows what's up. He knows I'm getting out of
Speaker 6: the house.
Speaker 1: Did he hump it like the bed?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 6: So what I had to do I fed him, and
Speaker 6: while I fed him, I had to go and hide
Speaker 6: my suitcase in the front garden.
Speaker 5: Just smuggle it.
Speaker 6: So hide my suitcase in the garden bed every I
Speaker 6: have to read and repeat every time because as soon
Speaker 6: as he sees me take my suitcase out, he knows
Speaker 6: I'm gone and he cries and he carries on.
Speaker 3: Well that makes sense about you what we got to
Speaker 3: the conference and it said Jason Lauren Breakfast hosts on
Speaker 3: over and your secret stand away Pep's dad.
Speaker 5: What was written.
Speaker 4: My buyer.
Speaker 1: It's a very similar thing at my place. I throw
Speaker 1: a few smack goes down the hall where the kids.
Speaker 3: Your kids see you going, and they're like, Dad's leading,
Speaker 3: let's go at our house.
Speaker 1: So it's an interesting setup where we are this morning.
Speaker 1: We are doing the show from executive producer Brodie's hotel room,
Speaker 1: which does feel a little like we've gone back to
Speaker 1: nineteen eighty five your hotel room. Yeah, look, it.
Speaker 4: Feels like the set of a porno to be honest,
Speaker 4: it really does.
Speaker 6: What do you mean, We'll have got the screen behind you,
Speaker 6: the modesty screen, That modesty screen, it's behind the room.
Speaker 5: Speak enough. Why didn't they just put in a wall.
Speaker 1: Something to fill you guys in. And we had an issue.
Speaker 3: Do you have two bathrooms in this mansion of the
Speaker 3: room or just the one? You can't have a loundroom
Speaker 3: and expecting people to use that's.
Speaker 4: The that's the bathroom. He's got a blind into the
Speaker 4: bath he.
Speaker 1: Can actually he could be watch doing a show and
Speaker 1: we could watch from.
Speaker 3: The talking about this yesterday, won't we about having glass
Speaker 3: windows into bathrooms. So the interesting thing is the glass
Speaker 3: window into the bathroom isn't from the bed, it's actually
Speaker 3: from the lounge. So you've got if you've got guests over,
Speaker 3: drop them, guys.
Speaker 1: And there was an issue, No, there was an issue
Speaker 1: yesterday afternoon. So we're set up in like this little
Speaker 1: living room situation. Right, we're on the couch. In front
Speaker 1: of us, we got the mics, and then in front
Speaker 1: of those there's three phone stands that are holding three
Speaker 1: mobile phones to film us for the socials.
Speaker 3: Honest leaf Housekeeping came in, they would think it was
Speaker 3: a set of a porno. There's so many cameras in here.
Speaker 1: We'll hold that for So yesterday Brody set up all
Speaker 1: the equipment, dialed into the radio station, spoke to Mitch
Speaker 1: the tech and everyone back there. Yep, you can see
Speaker 1: all the cameras. Yep, everything's working. I'm just gonna leave
Speaker 1: it set up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, perfect, exactly without the microphones or with the microphone.
Speaker 4: Did Brodi get on the cup chair?
Speaker 1: Brody's a nerdicst so flash yeah, so flash forward a
Speaker 1: few hours Brody forgot still connected. Yeah, they were rolling
Speaker 1: and they still connected. Brodie wait for it, Brody came
Speaker 1: over to start fixing the microphones. So I mean he
Speaker 1: was at this height.
Speaker 3: Don't it's not Brody, You'll get You should be fired,
Speaker 3: did you?
Speaker 5: It's time for Brodie to leave.
Speaker 1: It was an honest mistake.
Speaker 5: Who saw it?
Speaker 1: Well, he sat here nervously because I came over a
Speaker 1: couple of minutes later, and he just looked frazzled, and
Speaker 1: he put clothes on and I'm like, what's wrong and
Speaker 1: he's like nothing, and I'm like, no, tell me, man,
Speaker 1: what happened? And you can see it's just white as
Speaker 1: he goes, and he was looking at his phone obviously,
Speaker 1: just waiting to see if you got a phone call
Speaker 1: from anyone at the station saying we can watch you
Speaker 1: on the screen.
Speaker 3: So imagine if they were all connected to all those
Speaker 3: big screens. Okay, all right, did anyone see anything.
Speaker 1: We're in the clear, guys.
Speaker 5: You know what, if I saw it, I'd be like,
Speaker 5: don't ever mention it to him. It's too embarrassing. It
Speaker 5: was like those people during.
Speaker 1: Episode would be on the phone, all.
Speaker 3: Those people that used to do it accidentally on zoom
Speaker 3: during lockdowns.
Speaker 1: Well, then we went down a real rabbit hole. We
Speaker 1: started to garry bigs X went for the Jason. Remember
Speaker 1: that the ABC offer canceling.
Speaker 4: It's a bit con conversial, wasn't it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we should probably do the same to nervous stuff.
Speaker 4: Thankfully you've got this modesty screen. They didn't see the
Speaker 4: whole show.
Speaker 1: Screen.
Speaker 5: We are coming to you from camps this morning. We
Speaker 5: have to come up here. Is this fun?
Speaker 4: I think it's.
Speaker 5: Tropical North Queensland map.
Speaker 4: How far up we are? The way up?
Speaker 7: This is?
Speaker 6: This is cycling territory right, Oh yeah, it's good cyclone.
Speaker 6: We're up near the point like that. Oh yeah, that's
Speaker 6: a pointy bit.
Speaker 3: Clint's just doing a bit of geography on Google Maps
Speaker 3: with Yeah, we're in cans we're up here for a conference.
Speaker 4: So we've been on the conference.
Speaker 1: Sounds like we're actually learning something.
Speaker 3: Well, no, we spoke at it. We were supposed to
Speaker 3: teach people something people definitely didn't.
Speaker 4: Learn an they called a keynote, and that's what we were.
Speaker 4: We were a keynote. That's very professional.
Speaker 1: To be fair. At the start, you were concerned because
Speaker 1: you didn't think we're being interviewed. You thought we were
Speaker 1: putting on a presentation. You thought we're doing a Ted
Speaker 1: talk PowerPoint.
Speaker 5: Yeah, oh no, we wouldn't be trusted.
Speaker 4: I could do the slides. I'm quite good at it.
Speaker 4: I can format it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know we didn't do that.
Speaker 5: We did a Q and A.
Speaker 1: Did you do public speaking at school?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 4: I didn't need it.
Speaker 5: We didn't have it as a subject.
Speaker 1: I can imagine you're on the debate team.
Speaker 4: Oh, the debating team.
Speaker 5: Debating because I crack it.
Speaker 1: If I didn't win, I think people would just throw it,
Speaker 1: to be honest and give it to you because they
Speaker 1: wouldn't want.
Speaker 5: I did drama.
Speaker 3: I was a theater gale, which is exciting because many
Speaker 3: people in Melbourne are excited because Lame Miss has arrived
Speaker 3: in Melbourne. We go Clinton, I got invited to Opening
Speaker 3: Night and we couldn't go because we're in Cannes.
Speaker 5: It's so sad. But I'm going on Saturday night. Very
Speaker 5: have you got tickets out?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 4: But we must go.
Speaker 5: We must go together because we think we are Eponine
Speaker 5: and Jean Val Jehn, don't.
Speaker 4: We Jean Val Jean.
Speaker 5: I only just realized it was an arena spectacular rod
Speaker 5: Laver Arena. It's not in like a theater. It's like, yeah,
Speaker 5: it's an arena spectacular.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 3: I'm going to see Jesus Christis on Wednesday night and
Speaker 3: Lamies on Saturday.
Speaker 4: Wait wait Saturday night. The tweets but the triplets in.
Speaker 1: Yes, like a lot.
Speaker 5: That's what we'll get when I do that at the
Speaker 5: best of times?
Speaker 1: Is what's it about?
Speaker 5: Well? Didn't you see okay French revolutions?
Speaker 4: Come on mate?
Speaker 1: Sorry mate?
Speaker 5: Can you ever see the one with you Jackman.
Speaker 1: The boyfriend Oz I did say that I loved the.
Speaker 3: Boy Friend flag and the Greatest Showman, Yes, the greatest shop. Anyway,
Speaker 3: We'll go to Lamey's together, Clinton, I will hold hands,
Speaker 3: some more sing and we'll just be blissfully happy.
Speaker 1: Got it? I can't make it.
Speaker 3: Hey, It's massive, many many people in Melbourne will be going,
Speaker 3: so enjoy if you're going tonight all this weekend.
Speaker 1: The election might be over, but there is a I'd rather.
Speaker 3: Talk about La Miss unfortunately, about musicals and election.
Speaker 6: Well, can I just tell you that the election has
Speaker 6: been run in one Obviously Anthony Albanize has been returned
Speaker 6: to power with the majority. But on election night something
Speaker 6: happened which has raised the eyebrows of many because by
Speaker 6: the way, those wonderful election workers who count the votes, they.
Speaker 5: Do a fantastic Are they still hand count?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Can we do a que code job like?
Speaker 5: And they gets corrupt?
Speaker 6: I think they gathered them in. They gather them by
Speaker 6: hand and then they might put them in like a
Speaker 6: money machine account. Yeah, there must be references and all
Speaker 6: that sort of things they need to figure out and
Speaker 6: to make sure they're a legitimate vote.
Speaker 1: Sorry, if I go on Amazon and buy a car
Speaker 1: dealing machine that spits out my UNO cards so I
Speaker 1: don't have to deal them, surely we can come up
Speaker 1: with some sort of machine accounts. Surely, surely.
Speaker 6: But look, this happened in Sydney in the seat of Barton.
Speaker 6: Two thousand votes went missing and they're like, what has
Speaker 6: happened to them?
Speaker 3: Did they know so they knew or did they just
Speaker 3: think two thousand people didn't vote?
Speaker 4: It's actually exactly.
Speaker 6: They're like, where are they? Where would they be? Or
Speaker 6: have two thousand people not voted? Anyway, they turned up.
Speaker 6: They turned up at the austral Electoral Commission volunteer's house.
Speaker 6: The volunteer had taken them home.
Speaker 5: What do you mean what.
Speaker 6: He's saying that there might have been interference by the Ruskies.
Speaker 1: That's what happened during.
Speaker 5: The Trump election two votes home from an electroc You
Speaker 5: did she accident? Two thousand would be a lot.
Speaker 6: I know officials only noticed the missing container when a
Speaker 6: routine recounted the votes began.
Speaker 4: It's a bit bizarre, isn't it.
Speaker 5: So how did she take them home? Were they in
Speaker 5: a in like a mail sack?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah they would.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine a dinner party in a couple of
Speaker 1: months time, right, and Debbie having you guys over. You're
Speaker 1: all sitting there and she's having a couple of mins.
Speaker 1: She's like, guess what. I don't tell anyone, but you
Speaker 1: know what accidentally brought home? I've got the voting forms.
Speaker 5: No, surely I think it was an accident. He was
Speaker 5: sure it was an accident.
Speaker 6: Well, it says, after exhausting numerous lines of inquiry, the
Speaker 6: boxes were covered from the worker, undamaged, unopened early last week,
Speaker 6: right and good to know all eighteen hundred and sixty
Speaker 6: six votes had already been counting, did not affect the
Speaker 6: result on the end.
Speaker 4: So she just took them home for a bit of
Speaker 4: a souvenir. But they couldn't find them.
Speaker 1: You flogged anything from nine. You've been a Channel nine
Speaker 1: since you.
Speaker 4: Were all the stationary cupboards X there.
Speaker 1: But anything like an old footy show sign.
Speaker 4: Or actually when we had the when we moved from
Speaker 4: twenty two Bendigo.
Speaker 5: Street, people were swiping things everything.
Speaker 6: They were taking their own photos from the wall. You
Speaker 6: know how you have thee and all the photos. All
Speaker 6: the talent were taking their own photos.
Speaker 5: Did you take one of the giant ones?
Speaker 4: I didn't know.
Speaker 3: Did you ever brace the walls of twenty two with
Speaker 3: I worked there, but I wasn't senior enough at that
Speaker 3: point to get a photo.
Speaker 4: On the Yeah, I got a photo. You had a
Speaker 4: photo home on air signs. A lot of people start signs.
Speaker 3: I think there was an email that went around about
Speaker 3: two weeks before we moved from there, saying please stop
Speaker 3: taking things.
Speaker 5: This is still a function of seven.
Speaker 1: When they pulled sorry in Sydney, when they pulled apart
Speaker 1: the big epping studio, someone wanted to take the wheeler fortune.
Speaker 4: Oh that's good.
Speaker 1: No, no they from here. Well it looks bigger on its.
Speaker 3: Big the wheel of fortune that was the one on
Speaker 3: the floor. Yeah, that wouldn't be easy to smuggle.
Speaker 1: She was heavy, but small, Okay, not as big as
Speaker 1: you think.
Speaker 4: What about you? You would have taken some stuff over
Speaker 4: the years. What have you got like you have? Like
Speaker 4: mic socks and stuff?
Speaker 5: Who cares about that?
Speaker 1: Probably enough equipment had to build a radio station. We
Speaker 1: used to get all the merch all the time. I
Speaker 1: think I was telling you once I took so many
Speaker 1: old triple M T shirts when I worked there that
Speaker 1: when Mum and Dad did a working be at their place,
Speaker 1: all my sisters and I went around them were painting
Speaker 1: the fence. Everyone put on Triple M shirts. But people
Speaker 1: started pulling up thinking there was a free barbecue, Like
Speaker 1: that was.
Speaker 5: Why did you want so many T shirts?
Speaker 4: Painting the fence?
Speaker 5: Why did you want so many T shirts?
Speaker 1: Because Dad was like I were doing a big working bee.
Speaker 5: That's what we're for Dad.
Speaker 1: I'll bring triple M shirts my.
Speaker 6: Merch radio merch gays in the Brotherhood of Saint Lawrence Bins.
Speaker 5: Yeah. I love seeing strangers walk down the street near
Speaker 5: old Hide and Seek truck suits.
Speaker 3: My radio merch goes all to my dad. He comes
Speaker 3: and swipes it. I'm like, this has got in the
Speaker 3: bin and he's like, no, it's not. And I'm sure
Speaker 3: he's walking around the main streets of Brighton in nover merch.
Speaker 1: So I used to give my merch to our our
Speaker 1: old cleaner in Brisbane. But remember she got done on
Speaker 1: the current affair selling weed and she was wearing a
Speaker 1: radio t shirt.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, was it show minch or station.
Speaker 1: Merch station smart thirteen twenty four ten is our number?
Speaker 1: What have you taken from work?
Speaker 4: What if he stole signs?
Speaker 5: But bridge just taken as a memento?
Speaker 1: Exactly thirteen is our number. I remember one of the
Speaker 1: guys I worked at David Jones when I was young,
Speaker 1: and he took a mannequin home. I don't know why
Speaker 1: you're eighteen you think you're funny.
Speaker 6: My dad used to work at the rialto he was
Speaker 6: the electrician on Judy at the Realto where the hotel is. Yeah,
Speaker 6: and Dad, we used to come. Dad used to come
Speaker 6: home with new TV's new Yeah, new furniture.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, no, no no. They did a crazy runouts
Speaker 4: for all staff when they upgraded. Yeah it's good.
Speaker 5: And what did you do upgrades with the old Realto hotel?
Speaker 4: The couch that was the couch? Who wouldn't take the couch?
Speaker 6: What about the mattresses and the beds, it's like a
Speaker 6: bedside table and stuff.
Speaker 4: It was very good, very very good.
Speaker 5: Your has worked into random streets ice cream. Yeah, yeah, that's.
Speaker 1: Exactly you also be like walking to seven eleven.
Speaker 4: I'm not sure he paid for them either.
Speaker 1: Thirteen twenty fourteen is our number. We've got free stuff
Speaker 1: to go and return, So he go. You clean up twice?
Speaker 1: What have you taken from work? Back to your place?
Speaker 1: Thirteen twenty four ten to join us on the air,
Speaker 1: I got turned it on the cogn vouchers up for
Speaker 1: grabs and we'll hit the phones next. Hey guys, Yes,
Speaker 1: Ricksham are coming down.
Speaker 5: Under now that's round Ryan Reynolds's soccer team.
Speaker 4: Finally we've got a right.
Speaker 1: Finally they are coming down under they're not here for
Speaker 1: a holiday. You can watch Wrexham take on Melbourne Victory
Speaker 1: under lights at Marble Stadium July eleven. Tickets are on
Speaker 1: sale a ticket tech.
Speaker 5: Is Ryan Reynolds's going to be there though it should be.
Speaker 5: That's the everyone wants tonight.
Speaker 1: He's flying the plane coming up after seven pilot. We've
Speaker 1: got tickets to get your part.
Speaker 3: There are some celebrities who are parts house.
Speaker 5: Has he got quant got the old Quantous plane in
Speaker 5: his driveway.
Speaker 1: He's got three ft it's just off the runway.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's got a retired Quanstious chet in
Speaker 3: his front yard.
Speaker 4: You'd have lots of pjs.
Speaker 1: He would have lots of contes pjs.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Funny because we're talking them.
Speaker 5: I think you were saying, like private jet have lots
Speaker 5: of them. I don't know about that.
Speaker 4: Twenty fourteen, we're asking what you souvenired from work?
Speaker 5: Yeah, well, souvenir is a nice way to put it.
Speaker 5: What have you stolen from? What memorabilia have you taken?
Speaker 6: This part are from the Electoral Commission. Accidentally took eighteen
Speaker 6: hundred votes home on election.
Speaker 5: Whoop, see whoops?
Speaker 1: Is John Travolta's house. Oh, just off the runway.
Speaker 4: He's got a helipad as well. He's got like he's
Speaker 4: got like boarding gates.
Speaker 3: He's got boarding operational planes. Though I think they're like, no, no, no,
Speaker 3: they are. Didn't just drive that in there? He did?
Speaker 1: It's just off a runway.
Speaker 4: Do you think do you think he has a p a.
Speaker 2: Gentleman?
Speaker 5: I think now that plane is in his.
Speaker 1: I thought you meant someone organizing things for no.
Speaker 7: No.
Speaker 3: I think once that plane's there, that stays there. That's
Speaker 3: like the house being built around it.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you now you reckon hear he reverses that
Speaker 1: out and flies out on it.
Speaker 4: Nah, I can't believe the term. I guarantee boarding gate
Speaker 4: goes to his land.
Speaker 1: Trust me. It's real. Sad, I've gone down a real
Speaker 1: John Travolta house YouTube hole before.
Speaker 5: Has he been on CBS?
Speaker 1: Really odd? He should be on.
Speaker 5: Sure, he's been on Celebrity Cribs.
Speaker 1: You wouldn't want to be the next episode.
Speaker 5: What's happened to park My hand? I guess all right?
Speaker 4: We happened to his face over the years as well,
Speaker 4: John Very that was the movie What was Face Off?
Speaker 4: That was Nicholas Cage John travolt I thought they swapped.
Speaker 4: I did that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they swapped. He became Nicholas, Nicholas became John.
Speaker 5: That sounds where are they?
Speaker 7: Now?
Speaker 5: Let's do an episode of where are They? Are you listening,
Speaker 5: John travolt.
Speaker 1: We're going to the phones? Twenty four ten? What have
Speaker 1: you taken from work?
Speaker 5: Elder from Roville? Good morning, Good morning guys.
Speaker 3: Do you know where John? Nope, she doesn't know. All right,
Speaker 3: what did you take from work?
Speaker 9: Well it wasn't me, of course, it never is.
Speaker 5: It was a friend of a friend. No.
Speaker 7: No.
Speaker 9: So one of my siblings, as we were growing up,
Speaker 9: used to work in restaurants and after school and all that,
Speaker 9: and she has this thing about Sultan pepper shakers. So
Speaker 9: over the years this continued of the salt pepper shakers.
Speaker 9: So as we got old, every time we went to
Speaker 9: a restaurant, she decided to wipe the Sultan pepper shakers.
Speaker 5: Not when she not where she worked, just where she
Speaker 5: was dining.
Speaker 9: Yeah, well it started when she was working. So then
Speaker 9: as we got older, we became qul a party our
Speaker 9: jobs and we go out and these are not like
Speaker 9: restaurants like the expensive restaurants.
Speaker 7: We go to.
Speaker 9: Anyway, it got to a point where if there was
Speaker 9: no Sultan pepper shakers on the table, she said.
Speaker 5: Salt, So how many did how many did she happen?
Speaker 5: Where did she put them?
Speaker 2: All?
Speaker 9: Well, she's got boxes of them. They're in the garage,
Speaker 9: so they pull on full on and so yeah, so
Speaker 9: she's got really good salts. She's got the rough salt,
Speaker 9: she's got the Greek salte.
Speaker 5: And would she pull them out for a dinner party
Speaker 5: like her?
Speaker 9: No way, She's got her own Sultan peppers and all these.
Speaker 5: Was she embarrassed about it?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 5: No, I really proud of them.
Speaker 9: And every time I'd have to go to dinner with her,
Speaker 9: like he doesn't know back and I go no, no, no,
Speaker 9: Like it was just it.
Speaker 5: Was just like embarrassing for you, not for her.
Speaker 1: A hey, thanks, he called our thirteen twenty four ten
Speaker 1: is our number? What have you flogged from work?
Speaker 5: Hamish in Geelong?
Speaker 4: What have you got good?
Speaker 7: They go?
Speaker 4: So another friend of her friend, what are you stolen?
Speaker 9: He's known to work for a lot through clothing brand.
Speaker 4: I won't name it.
Speaker 9: He doesn't get yeah, but he's come home.
Speaker 5: With a couple of five hundred dollars projectors and projectors.
Speaker 9: Yeah, projectors, and he goes, oh, yeah, what label to
Speaker 9: have stopped.
Speaker 8: Dollops and they're five hundred dollars projectives.
Speaker 5: What are they doing with the projectors in the luxury
Speaker 5: shop anyway?
Speaker 1: Well, he's projecting the new winter range up around his house.
Speaker 1: So I guess I don't get it.
Speaker 3: Like and no one cared that he was taking all
Speaker 3: the fifteen dollar socks. I love new socks and something.
Speaker 1: That's what you blow up over more than the projectives. Hey,
Speaker 1: thirteen twenty four ten, we're talking about what have you
Speaker 1: taken home from work?
Speaker 3: It's going to doncast in our Tash, Good morning, Good
Speaker 3: morning Tash?
Speaker 5: Is it you or is it a friend of a
Speaker 5: friend again?
Speaker 4: Hello, Tash's gone?
Speaker 1: No, I think we're confused. It with a friend of
Speaker 1: a friend of a friend.
Speaker 5: No, I think she's just gone gone.
Speaker 4: Still confused.
Speaker 1: That sucks because one of the producers told me she
Speaker 1: has the lowdown on where John Travolter is really.
Speaker 5: Oh where are they?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 5: Did she know that is an operational plane in his roun?
Speaker 6: Now we'll never know, just because we're in a hotel here.
Speaker 6: I've just ordered it as a movie face off.
Speaker 3: We are in a hotel at the moment because we
Speaker 3: had to come to Cannes for a work event yesterday,
Speaker 3: and I did sit in bed last night. I thought
Speaker 3: maybe I watched a movie, and then I thought, who's
Speaker 3: actually doing that? Who's buying the in house movies on
Speaker 3: a hotel.
Speaker 1: It is still funny though, because it also you can.
Speaker 4: Just cast you next week, Jace Wood.
Speaker 5: Onto the TV.
Speaker 1: I know you can, but hang on, have you ever
Speaker 1: done the old gag? Because we're in our executive produce
Speaker 1: a Brodie's room at the moment, so we could he's
Speaker 1: out getting coffees. We could order a couple of dirty movies, right,
Speaker 1: But no.
Speaker 5: No, no, I'm not sitting in this room.
Speaker 1: We've watched it. I'm not saying we watch it. But
Speaker 1: then when he checks out, they'll be like, and then
Speaker 1: I've just got the expenses.
Speaker 3: I've been told it just comes up as movies. You
Speaker 3: know that, because I think my brother told me how
Speaker 3: that we had it.
Speaker 1: Well, good morning everybody, and happy for Eve. However, she's
Speaker 1: going to be a wet weekend. Tops of fifteen.
Speaker 4: We're looking at I know it's it's coming.
Speaker 5: We've had a good run.
Speaker 1: We've had a great run. But I think it's up
Speaker 1: winter is coming. What's what's weirdest? We're doing the show
Speaker 1: actually from Cansas morning. We had to come up here
Speaker 1: for a work thing yesterday. We're heading back today.
Speaker 5: I was just on the balcony. It is like the
Speaker 5: perfect still clear morning out there.
Speaker 1: Just be careful. That made a croc will get you.
Speaker 5: No, we're not going swimming, God know. Also the pool.
Speaker 5: There's this huge pool at this hotel that wraps all
Speaker 5: the way around the hotel. Let's go and have a
Speaker 5: look at the pool, green and everything.
Speaker 3: Do you Thank god I didn't wear my flippers and
Speaker 3: must and awk because it would have been a very
Speaker 3: embarrassing walk of show.
Speaker 1: Did you ask reception where the pool was?
Speaker 3: I asked reception where the pool was, and she said
Speaker 3: just that way over there, So off we toddled, very excited.
Speaker 5: It was empty.
Speaker 3: Now this pool is like the size of the ocean,
Speaker 3: and they're trying to fill it up with one hose.
Speaker 3: God knows it's going to take a month of Sunday. No,
Speaker 3: probably not, it's probably still.
Speaker 4: Al I had a look for my balcony today.
Speaker 3: You must have got an ice room I've got a
Speaker 3: view of the car park, You've got a view of
Speaker 3: the the beach community.
Speaker 1: We must do laps, we must do laps. Hey you guys,
Speaker 1: I guess he's coming to Melbourne. Waxing has become a
Speaker 1: global brand. We've tapped into something the last four years.
Speaker 1: It's been the roller coaster of magic.
Speaker 4: We're all dreaming of back to back to back motions.
Speaker 1: I'm very much into this, guys. Ryan Reynolds is bringing
Speaker 1: his Wrexham team down under and they are not here
Speaker 1: for a holiday. You can watch Wrexham take on Melbourne
Speaker 1: Victory under lights at Marvel July eleven.
Speaker 4: Now, geez, they're flying.
Speaker 1: Just quickly. Tickets are on sale through a ticket tech
Speaker 1: but I do have a couple of doubles to give away.
Speaker 6: So Ryan Reynolds basically saved them, him and his mates
Speaker 6: from well, it's a soccer team. They were in League two,
Speaker 6: so there's like four divisions of football in England. They
Speaker 6: were in League two, then they got promoted to League One.
Speaker 6: That now they've been promoted into the Championship.
Speaker 5: Ryan Reynolds doesn't play for them, so.
Speaker 4: They're all privately owned.
Speaker 1: All this question if they butcher next season. Do they
Speaker 1: drop back down?
Speaker 4: Well, if they finish in the bottom three years, yeahed last.
Speaker 1: Yeast got ten l's it feels I reckon there's a
Speaker 1: docko go, we must go when there's.
Speaker 5: A docker A dark sco Las Sweet. When is it again?
Speaker 1: It is happening under lights at Marvel July eleven. Tickets
Speaker 1: are on sale through ticket Tech. If you wanted this
Speaker 1: with a bit of paper, what date was it again?
Speaker 1: July eleven? Off the top of my head, July I'm
Speaker 1: busy all now, thirteen twenty fourteen is out.
Speaker 5: Giving them away?
Speaker 1: We give it was micro Are you know?
Speaker 5: What date is it again?
Speaker 1: I swear to God?
Speaker 4: What date is it?
Speaker 1: This is Benson Byrne. You're on nov Good Modern Melbourne.
Speaker 1: This is number one hundred. You on the air with
Speaker 1: Jason Lauren Clintier as well. We're doing to thanks mates.
Speaker 1: It Shelready Express and the Hawks, the Hollywood Hawks taken
Speaker 1: on the Suns tonight in Darwin. God were lie from
Speaker 1: Kansas morning. We think it's hot here.
Speaker 5: I know, Darlway.
Speaker 6: It's always a bit of a greasy footy in Darwin
Speaker 6: as well, because areas the community and they play with
Speaker 6: a yellow Sharon as well.
Speaker 1: Why do they switch the yellow great night?
Speaker 5: Is that what they do? Yellow at night and red.
Speaker 1: At homes? Bright pink? Yeah, it's great, it's awesome.
Speaker 5: Well, the Hawks are up in Darwin.
Speaker 1: Actually, I just want to speak about the Hawks coming
Speaker 1: up the next fifteen as well, because there's something that's
Speaker 1: happened and as a result, I think they could lose tonight.
Speaker 1: I'm picking up what you're putting down.
Speaker 4: And yeah, it could be.
Speaker 5: Oh, I know what you're going to say, but you're
Speaker 5: not really a woo woo kind of guy, so I'm
Speaker 5: surprised that you're well, well, you know who else is.
Speaker 5: Let me take you to Paris.
Speaker 3: Have you guys been watching the coverage of this Kim
Speaker 3: Kardashian court case.
Speaker 1: So this is regarding the break in that happened.
Speaker 5: So it's twenty sixteen.
Speaker 3: Kim Kardashian was in her penthouse, Yeah, in her penthouse
Speaker 3: hotel in in Paris, and these guys allegedly broke in
Speaker 3: and it was all played out on Keeping Up with
Speaker 3: the Kardashians in that following season because they were filming
Speaker 3: at the time, and these guys broke in and they
Speaker 3: basically they took her hostage and stole all of her jewelry,
Speaker 3: all of her diamonds, every huge heice in Paris.
Speaker 1: Whether you like Kim Ky or she does your head
Speaker 1: in the Poor Girl Held, it was horrendered.
Speaker 5: Yeah, people love.
Speaker 3: What she went through was well, they zip ted her,
Speaker 3: they zip tighter, and they stole over nine point nine
Speaker 3: point three million dollars in jewelry.
Speaker 5: And you remember they left and I think they aren't
Speaker 5: tighter and she so.
Speaker 3: It's all on on on the episodes of The Kardashians
Speaker 3: of her calling her sisters just hysterically crying, trying to
Speaker 3: explain it happened. Anyway, their court cases finally started, and
Speaker 3: she has turned up in Pariss with diamonds of a
Speaker 3: total of fifty two carrot They weigh around fifty seven
Speaker 3: grams and they're worth over ten million dollars. She is
Speaker 3: just throwing it in their faces. Look at what she's wearing.
Speaker 3: Look at those diamonds. Your neck out, So look at
Speaker 3: christ Jan She's turned up in a power suits.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, Chris is in the checks.
Speaker 5: She's in a proper She's in a proper power slo
Speaker 5: So what did you say? This happened twenty sixteen.
Speaker 1: That is ridiculous. It has taken this long. It almost
Speaker 1: happens to a court cases, doesn't that just the way
Speaker 1: times unbelievable.
Speaker 3: So she's forty four and now she's thirty four at
Speaker 3: the time. But it's only started yesterday. So there's ten
Speaker 3: ten people are on charges related to the robbery.
Speaker 4: And this is garnering a fair bit of interest.
Speaker 3: Yeah, right, tied out, held at gunpoint, locked in and
Speaker 3: they they locked her in the bathroom as the thieves
Speaker 3: robbed everything. She's got security in everything with her and
Speaker 3: they got through all of it. It is like it's
Speaker 3: like it was set up like it's two.
Speaker 1: Here we go. Do you know what?
Speaker 5: How did that happy?
Speaker 1: The detective is on the case.
Speaker 5: I mean it made for unbelievable viewing.
Speaker 1: Live Law and Order.
Speaker 6: Yes, clip, I want to know where where these Kardashians
Speaker 6: have made their money sustained where?
Speaker 2: Where?
Speaker 1: Where?
Speaker 4: Where is it? Where did it start?
Speaker 5: You know where it started?
Speaker 7: Yes?
Speaker 5: But what's in an unofficial adult film?
Speaker 1: Yes, she released one of those and then the show.
Speaker 5: And then they just.
Speaker 4: Business like little business.
Speaker 5: But Kim's not worth the most. I believe Kim.
Speaker 3: Kylie, Sorry, Kylie, She's got kind of. She's got Kylie
Speaker 3: Cos meetings and I don't think the movie made. Sorry,
Speaker 3: have you seen the new HBO show which Kim is
Speaker 3: in about the lawyers. The trailer only dropped yesterday. Well,
Speaker 3: you're seriously missing out. The trailer dropped yesterday and it
Speaker 3: is Glenn Close, Kim Kardashian. It's like this powerhouse of
Speaker 3: women and they play divorce lawyers for women and who
Speaker 3: are going through divorces.
Speaker 5: Right, it is going.
Speaker 4: I'm telling you.
Speaker 3: It'll be one of the biggest shows of the year.
Speaker 3: HBO only dropped the trailer yesterday.
Speaker 4: I was watching the Kim k Field.
Speaker 5: It's called falls Fair and it is coming soon. Watch
Speaker 5: this space. We'll be doing reviews on every episode.
Speaker 1: You talked up Gladiated too massively at the time.
Speaker 4: I loved well.
Speaker 1: We found that two people did well.
Speaker 5: You didn't go, so you wouldn't know did anybody else.
Speaker 1: Hey, it's just got nineteen past seven. We got dramas
Speaker 1: for the Hawks, just.
Speaker 3: With some new Kim Kardashian news. Skims for Lingerie brand
Speaker 3: is doing a thirty percent off sale tonight.
Speaker 1: I love a skim now we're talking.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they're the best best undies in town. Get on it, guys.
Speaker 1: Actually, I think they do.
Speaker 3: A meds collection. Would you like me to buy yourself
Speaker 3: some Kimmy Skimmys.
Speaker 1: This is a good segue, actually, because I had a
Speaker 1: drama in the middle of the night and I had
Speaker 1: to remove my undies.
Speaker 5: We're going to go there rather not, let's talk about skims.
Speaker 1: Were actually lie from Cansas this morning. We had to
Speaker 1: come up here for a work thing yesterday. We're heading
Speaker 1: back today, Lauren.
Speaker 3: The biggest cruise ship I've ever seen just went past
Speaker 3: the windows.
Speaker 7: It was the.
Speaker 1: Princess.
Speaker 3: I went out on the balcony and waved and wondered
Speaker 3: if anyone would wave, and then screamed.
Speaker 5: Hello, and all these people from their little balconies went Hi.
Speaker 1: Where are they coming in from?
Speaker 3: Look, I'll have to radio the captain to find out
Speaker 3: coming from Townsville?
Speaker 5: Yeah, probably, or they might have come from like Papa
Speaker 5: New Guinea or something there.
Speaker 6: Imagine how how busy it's going to be around town
Speaker 6: with all those people, with all the passengers getting off
Speaker 6: of their lanyards.
Speaker 5: The Crown Princess is currently trying to do an Austin
Speaker 5: Powers style three point turnout there. It's doing a big
Speaker 5: spinner round.
Speaker 1: Yeah, as someone that watches a lot of below deck,
Speaker 1: they'll spin that boat spinning right now. They'll get that
Speaker 1: into a parking spot. The ultimate reverse park is.
Speaker 5: It's got a tiny little tugboat with it.
Speaker 1: The other week, shout out to the boys from DOS
Speaker 1: and D's podcast. I went on there Clinton, you went
Speaker 1: on this couple of months back. Yes, two lads, great guys. Actually,
Speaker 1: there's a bunch of lads at work on the podcast.
Speaker 1: I went on there the other week, and well made
Speaker 1: me feel bad about the guests that come on our
Speaker 1: show because as you leave the podcasts, they give you
Speaker 1: a goodie back.
Speaker 5: Oh what was in it?
Speaker 1: Hoodies? HOI I got a hoodie. I didn't get in
Speaker 1: your little like shower back.
Speaker 5: You didn't get one.
Speaker 4: What did you get? I got? I got some golf merch.
Speaker 1: I got the Golf Merch Turm.
Speaker 5: Maybe because he's the winter edition, you might have got Advisor.
Speaker 1: I got the golf club for all that sort of stuff,
Speaker 1: golf club, golf glove, some some golf balls, teas. And
Speaker 1: they were great guys. They were great guys. Check out
Speaker 1: their pod. They're doing really well. They've been doing it
Speaker 1: for five years. And they're going great guns.
Speaker 3: Yes, I'm going on it too, but now I know
Speaker 3: you two have gone on it, and I'm sloppy. Thirds
Speaker 3: I might call out.
Speaker 4: Slop the birds.
Speaker 1: Something that they did give me. I've never I've never
Speaker 1: tried this before. People talk it up.
Speaker 5: Oh, should we guess one of those orgasmetron head messages.
Speaker 1: I've tried them. Love. You know you can get electric
Speaker 1: ones now.
Speaker 5: Or what else?
Speaker 1: No, but in that area chaps, No, some.
Speaker 4: Some underwear of some form. Yes, Now do they keep you?
Speaker 4: Do they keep your microphone? Do they separate the No? No, no,
Speaker 4: no no.
Speaker 9: No.
Speaker 1: Beans in francs together.
Speaker 4: It's like it's like separate the beans. New technology separates
Speaker 4: the beans in the frank.
Speaker 1: There's like a wall.
Speaker 6: There's a pouch of the beans because it apparently it
Speaker 6: keeps you when it comes to, you know, fertilization, it
Speaker 6: keeps it.
Speaker 1: A little pet's got power beans below.
Speaker 4: I don't know. I haven't got the but i've seen them.
Speaker 5: Yeah, how do you get the beans below the frank?
Speaker 4: You put the beans in the pouch.
Speaker 1: It doesn't ever here's to go.
Speaker 5: It was a bean pouch.
Speaker 1: No no, no, it was normal indies. But they were bamboo.
Speaker 5: Oh, oh, bamboo, everything is better. You have bamboo sheets.
Speaker 1: I've never tried it.
Speaker 5: Oh, bamboo, sheep.
Speaker 1: I put them on.
Speaker 5: What did they give you undies?
Speaker 1: It was just it was one of their sponsors, so
Speaker 1: they gave me socks and ndies. But I put them on,
Speaker 1: and in the middle of the night, I don't know
Speaker 1: what it was, but the bamboo was cutting circulation off
Speaker 1: around My thought.
Speaker 5: You just had a size too small.
Speaker 1: And I woke up and I couldn't film a frank.
Speaker 1: All beans, it's googled gurgle.
Speaker 5: We're doing a live gurgle.
Speaker 4: Separate.
Speaker 5: No, I don't need to see the photos.
Speaker 9: I saw it.
Speaker 5: I'm imagining you in them, and I want to let
Speaker 5: you look.
Speaker 4: You can get the black mumbers.
Speaker 5: Which said would you like men's or women? So that's
Speaker 5: a bit confusing, look because we're not separating our franks.
Speaker 3: Although well, you guys are goog doing that. I'm on
Speaker 3: the skim set, which is kid. What do you think
Speaker 3: they've got a microthong? We could give this to guests
Speaker 3: when they come in.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, oh yeah, we can definitely give that to guests.
Speaker 1: I think that comes across a little bit sleezy right.
Speaker 3: Why can you give men's undies but we can't give
Speaker 3: women's micropongs?
Speaker 1: Well, I think I think a thong.
Speaker 6: Imagine if Jason is standing there at the door saying goodbye,
Speaker 6: here's your thanks for.
Speaker 1: Coming in, Nick Watson, here's the microphone. Good luck at
Speaker 1: the footy tonight.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think you'd love it. He's the football player
Speaker 5: who wore a microfong to play and his Franks and
Speaker 5: Beans fell out?
Speaker 4: Remember Oh yeah, which was how are you having a
Speaker 4: bonds contract? Yeahh we'll talk about.
Speaker 1: Maybe I'll get one after this. Hey, it's just gone
Speaker 1: seven thirty. Speaking of Nick the Wizard Watson, I think
Speaker 1: there's dramas for the Hollywood Hawks tonight. They're taking on
Speaker 1: the Suns and unfortunately, I don't think they're going to win.
Speaker 1: And I'll tell you why, Beans and Frank when we
Speaker 1: check your own are.
Speaker 5: You wearing the wrong undies? Busy on the skim sale?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, we'll get to it next Well, good
Speaker 1: morning Melbourn and it has just gone twenty one away, guys,
Speaker 1: not great news if you're head into the footy over
Speaker 1: the next couple of days. We've got a bit of
Speaker 1: rain round it's going to be showers on the weekends. Fifty.
Speaker 3: I've got the in laws in town this week if
Speaker 3: you do too, Yes, all of them. There's eight coming.
Speaker 1: Do you need my Clark rubber mattress.
Speaker 5: No, we've got them sorted.
Speaker 1: You know growing up? No, no, no, you know the
Speaker 1: thin piece of foam around. Yeah, but everyone always had
Speaker 1: one under one.
Speaker 3: Of the Beeenslanders used to put on their bonnets when
Speaker 3: the hailstorms.
Speaker 5: When I first started.
Speaker 3: So Paul, my fiance is from Queensland for Brizzy and
Speaker 3: so his family are all Queenslanders. But when I first
Speaker 3: started seeing Paul and the rain would come.
Speaker 5: And be like, quick, go and put a duner over
Speaker 5: the car?
Speaker 4: What for what you do?
Speaker 5: Every Queensland carrying about. But we don't really get hail up.
Speaker 1: We used to get everybody insurance is full.
Speaker 5: No, I don't think. Don't get me started.
Speaker 4: Insurance producer is shaking his head.
Speaker 1: Sometimes it doesn't.
Speaker 5: Blowing up all week about car insurance.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you got to get some stuff done.
Speaker 5: The wind screen rock in the wind screen. I was
Speaker 5: talking about it. O'Brien are great to deal with. Shout
Speaker 5: out to my friends and apologies for not callowing you back.
Speaker 1: I think there's other ones.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's I think it depends because you can get
Speaker 3: you can get it.
Speaker 5: If it's a little chip, you can get it fixed.
Speaker 3: But if it's over the size of a twenty cent
Speaker 3: twenty cent piece, then you need to do twenty piece out.
Speaker 5: I did, yes, rumming through the piggy back, I found
Speaker 5: a twenty cent and they're cracking my wind screens about
Speaker 5: fifteen centimes.
Speaker 4: I don't believe it.
Speaker 5: No, no, it's just it was big. Straight away.
Speaker 1: Hey, guys, I want to shift the combat of footy. Tonight,
Speaker 1: Sun's taken on the Hawks. Hawks are on fire at
Speaker 1: the moment. Nick the Wizard Watson is a regular on
Speaker 1: this show. He joins us every week. However, this week,
Speaker 1: well he couldn't jump box. They're doing the show in
Speaker 1: dar Sorry, they're doing the game showing.
Speaker 5: We're doing the showing.
Speaker 1: Can They're doing the aim in Darwin?
Speaker 5: Darwin? How far is that from his life?
Speaker 1: Twenty twenty four and a half hours or something. I
Speaker 1: looked yesterday.
Speaker 5: Yeah, what were you trying to see if we could
Speaker 5: make the game.
Speaker 1: Yeah, here's the go though. The Hawks are out in
Speaker 1: the community this morning. I'm just getting from.
Speaker 4: The locals twenty hour from so he's.
Speaker 1: Unavailable to come on now the only drama. Remember a
Speaker 1: couple of weeks ago on the show when this came up.
Speaker 4: It's when you're not show you.
Speaker 5: The first two times I didn't come on the show,
Speaker 5: we lost two weeks to row.
Speaker 1: Yeah, every time Nick has been on the show, they win.
Speaker 4: Do you know it's going to be in his head.
Speaker 5: Well, you've just put it in his head.
Speaker 4: It's in his head. If you have single handedly destroyed
Speaker 4: the horse, don't do that.
Speaker 1: Don't do that.
Speaker 5: So hopefully good luck Nick the Hawk who they're playing
Speaker 5: the Sons.
Speaker 4: Now if you want to rip Jason is just spoilt tonight.
Speaker 1: And just pointing out they should be fine.
Speaker 4: This sounds it sounds at Darwin.
Speaker 3: Hey, Jason's going to start paricking for Hawthorne. Now he's
Speaker 3: going to started with Melbourne's gone to Collingwood and now
Speaker 3: he's going to go I think peric for Hawthorne.
Speaker 5: How long is that going to take?
Speaker 1: No, I'm a pies man through and through.
Speaker 5: Thank you getting paid up for your membership, paid your membership.
Speaker 1: Sabrina carp and your members Sorry my headphones to drop.
Speaker 5: If you want the kids a membership.
Speaker 1: They've got a scuff.
Speaker 4: This is is free. They gave it to you.
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Speaker 3: Now, Clint Son Away, I've got a question for you.
Speaker 3: I want to know if you know about this. There
Speaker 3: is an article that's come out today that there is
Speaker 3: an unofficial list at Channel nine. I to work there,
Speaker 3: so I'm not sure why I'm talking about it. I
Speaker 3: don't think I'm on it or is it one of
Speaker 3: those things if you don't know, then you're on it.
Speaker 3: It's an unofficial black list of people who are banned
Speaker 3: from the network.
Speaker 7: What do you know?
Speaker 5: About this.
Speaker 3: So it's mostly reality TV contested banned from events, Yes,
Speaker 3: band from events. You never envioge the upfronts, You'll never
Speaker 3: been you know some of them, some of the reality shows.
Speaker 3: Like you see those people on the block and the
Speaker 3: next minute they're on a different reality show and then
Speaker 3: they come back for.
Speaker 1: The audi and bag it out.
Speaker 3: Well, I think that's what gets you on the list.
Speaker 3: So they say the good ones, the ones that channel.
Speaker 3: I'm like, they get to chat with Sylvia Jeffries and
Speaker 3: David Cambell on Today Extra. Sometimes they might even get
Speaker 3: a gig with one Clint start Away on a weekends.
Speaker 5: But if you're naughty, you are on the black list.
Speaker 3: So the black banned list includes Olivia Fraser, who's that
Speaker 3: of a Fraser?
Speaker 5: Was Maths Dom from the one that through the Glass
Speaker 5: at Cyrel?
Speaker 4: Yes what I thought?
Speaker 5: Cyrel through Cyrel, through the Glass Dom smashed the class.
Speaker 1: Collie Flowery.
Speaker 5: Remember the that it was that Harrison Boone his band
Speaker 5: a couple of years.
Speaker 1: Ago, wanted to hook up with a lot of He
Speaker 1: hooked up with like fifty women or something.
Speaker 5: Yes, yes.
Speaker 3: He must be banned. Tim Smith is also band, which
Speaker 3: is interesting because I saw him on at he.
Speaker 5: Was on a post he was running for he.
Speaker 4: Was he was in the federal election.
Speaker 1: Yes, my Screen of Cards.
Speaker 5: Surely don't go on maths and then think you're going
Speaker 5: to become a show. So it's mostly maths.
Speaker 3: Beau Now Beauty and the Geek Stars have been banned
Speaker 3: because she said Josie Werner said the show was over
Speaker 3: juiced in her romance was fake.
Speaker 5: Come on, breaking news, breaking news, fake on a reality shop.
Speaker 4: It's funny you should say that because a lot of
Speaker 4: the times if you if.
Speaker 6: You do go to a Channel nine event or just
Speaker 6: an event in general, on a Channel nine table, well
Speaker 6: you sort of get it.
Speaker 4: You get a few from a series. It's just not
Speaker 4: all of them.
Speaker 10: So they do they pick their hand pick. There about
Speaker 10: the couple of packed up on the Block and just left.
Speaker 5: No one ever knew them because they were on for
Speaker 5: one second. So who are the favorites who were on
Speaker 5: the good list?
Speaker 1: Who would be on the favorite Martha would be on
Speaker 1: the list from Matific?
Speaker 3: Remember there was that couple that did like four seasons
Speaker 3: of the Block. They kept getting them back.
Speaker 1: In the doing spin offs.
Speaker 5: Who Dan and Danny they were?
Speaker 3: They were contestants on the block and now he's the foreman,
Speaker 3: so he's on the favorites list.
Speaker 1: Hey this who knows what we'll get here and go
Speaker 1: with me? Thirteen twenty four ten. Have you been on
Speaker 1: a reality TV show?
Speaker 5: Does that include things like the others?
Speaker 1: Yes, Petian show. We'll take competition shows. Yeah, we'll take competition.
Speaker 3: What if you got to come on down from Larry
Speaker 3: mdre on The price is right on the showcase.
Speaker 4: If you want the showcase, you've got the super on
Speaker 4: the showcase.
Speaker 5: I don't want just to Yeah, oh we don't want
Speaker 5: b grade TV.
Speaker 1: Third four ten. I'm not sure what we'll get here.
Speaker 1: But have you been on a reality TV show or
Speaker 1: a game show? Yeah?
Speaker 4: What about it?
Speaker 5: You know my friend was an extra in summer Heights.
Speaker 1: Were not take an extra?
Speaker 5: She wasn't an extra. Emma Hawkins, Tom Hawkins's wife. She
Speaker 5: was Ja's best friend in Someone Serious, the snobby private
Speaker 5: school girl. Yeah, yeah, that was Tom would have copped
Speaker 5: she was still in school, she did.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 4: What about what about Jackie and Clint?
Speaker 6: You know the couple live down in that'd be banned
Speaker 6: live down in Tasmania, that'd be banded.
Speaker 5: Yeah, because they hate everyone don't they.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I swear to God if hot Dogs and Big
Speaker 1: Brother rings, that will make my bad.
Speaker 5: I loved that game show. You know who else was?
Speaker 3: There's a lot of Nikki Osborn who now does nover
Speaker 3: in Brisbane.
Speaker 5: Brisbane.
Speaker 1: Somewhere a Queens. I played Marco.
Speaker 5: Polo Gold Coast Brisbane or Cash Laurence sentence, she's in Brisbane.
Speaker 5: She was on the hot Dogs Up Late game show.
Speaker 5: I was on the hot Dogs Show.
Speaker 1: What were you doing?
Speaker 3: When I came home from seven nightclub? I call and
Speaker 3: I registered my number because I knew the answer. I
Speaker 3: was going to one thousand dollars. And then I fell
Speaker 3: asleep and then I was back and I woke up
Speaker 3: and I knew the answer, but it was like two
Speaker 3: hours later.
Speaker 5: It was a completely different game. So I was like,
Speaker 5: the answer is.
Speaker 1: Pillow and they were like, no, I used to love
Speaker 1: that show. There's nothing else to do.
Speaker 5: The nightclub and watch it.
Speaker 1: Thirteen twenty four ten is our number? Have you been
Speaker 1: on at reality or game show? Give us a goal,
Speaker 1: we'll see what we'll get next. You'd morning Melbourne Fast
Speaker 1: approaching eight o'clark. This is Nomber one hundred. You're on
Speaker 1: the air with Jason Lauren clint here too. You do
Speaker 1: want to thanks to shol ready express a lot of
Speaker 1: cloud around today and then it looks like a wet
Speaker 1: looking weekend on the cards going to be tops of
Speaker 1: fifteen in showers Saturday and Sunday. All right, we are
Speaker 1: talking reality TV shows. A blacklist has come out?
Speaker 4: Has this leaked from Channel ledged blacklist?
Speaker 1: Sorry?
Speaker 4: Yes, it's what's sort of the leak has come to
Speaker 4: the Daily Mail.
Speaker 5: Oh well that must be true.
Speaker 1: So this is a list of former.
Speaker 6: TV mostly hailing from Maths right. There were some from
Speaker 6: in the Geek being the Geek and also a couple
Speaker 6: from the Block.
Speaker 1: Tony Jones on the list.
Speaker 4: He's hosting all the events.
Speaker 5: TJ's the king of that network.
Speaker 1: So thirteen twenty four to ten is our number. Have
Speaker 1: you been on a reality TV.
Speaker 5: Show or any TV show?
Speaker 3: Like I think if you won the showcase on the Prices, right,
Speaker 3: you should come on down and give us a call.
Speaker 5: Thirteen twenty four to ten. Maybe you were Nextra and something.
Speaker 4: The first one really tickles my fancy. Let's say hello
Speaker 4: to Michelle from Sunbury.
Speaker 5: Michelle, Morning, Michelle, Where are you going?
Speaker 1: What were you on Michelle, Perfect Match, Greg's with the Wheel,
Speaker 1: Sorry and the warpools back about Dexter the Robots.
Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, Now did you win a husband? I?
Speaker 2: I want to trip away? Went to Hawaii? But what
Speaker 2: had happened to I was gone to High Point Shopping Center.
Speaker 2: I bumped into my brother there and he was putting
Speaker 2: his application and he said, why don't you go on?
Speaker 2: And I say, no, no way, it goes worst things
Speaker 2: could happen. He win a holiday, So anyway, it was
Speaker 2: going to be one of ten shows that.
Speaker 8: We ended up together.
Speaker 2: And yeah, so he was one of the one and
Speaker 2: I was one of the three.
Speaker 4: Sorry, did you take your brother?
Speaker 2: He went under a different name because he's already been
Speaker 2: on the show.
Speaker 1: But you didn't get match with your brother though, did you? Yes?
Speaker 2: And we went.
Speaker 4: You have to kiss him?
Speaker 1: Yeah, when the war went back obviously you know you
Speaker 1: recognize it.
Speaker 2: It wouldn't it be funny if we've it on the show.
Speaker 2: We should have you know, it comes back, we'll look
Speaker 2: at each other and then have So we did that.
Speaker 8: He had.
Speaker 2: Well story, you know?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 5: And did you did you?
Speaker 4: Did you?
Speaker 5: Were you matched together and you went on the holiday together?
Speaker 2: Yes, Stephen Dexter said we were the perfect match.
Speaker 1: And then and then, because remember they would come back
Speaker 1: and then they would go and sit on the couch
Speaker 1: with Greg Evans and the interview you about the honeymoon.
Speaker 5: I think, do you remember what year it was? Michelle?
Speaker 4: When was this?
Speaker 2: Oh? God, I was eighteen, so well thirty.
Speaker 5: It was like the nineties, right, Michelle, you're still with him?
Speaker 2: Well they actually said has your mum?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: She loved.
Speaker 1: Like Michelle, I love you, VIP caller, you ring anytime?
Speaker 3: Well done, Michelle. Well all right we've got more. They
Speaker 3: should get better. Holly in Ocean Grove Morning Money.
Speaker 5: Maths. So what show were you on? I was, Oh,
Speaker 5: was it as fun as it looks on the TV.
Speaker 2: It is more fun. It's amazing lights and sounds, and
Speaker 2: it's ginormous the machine in real life it's crazy.
Speaker 1: You're allowed to you're allowed to play with the machine
Speaker 1: when you're not filming.
Speaker 2: Oh I wish No, I don't think so.
Speaker 5: No, you can't because the coins need to stay where
Speaker 5: they are.
Speaker 2: In I r l ginormous. I don't think that they
Speaker 2: were that big and it's so ginormous.
Speaker 5: Holly, did you win anything? I did?
Speaker 2: I won about four GRANDI.
Speaker 3: Who was you know how they have always have a
Speaker 3: support person in the crowd and they're like, Holly's brought
Speaker 3: Jenny with it today.
Speaker 5: Who did you have with you?
Speaker 2: I had my mum and I had my grandfather because
Speaker 2: he loved the show. Remember, keeps on calling you my dad.
Speaker 2: The whole show.
Speaker 5: Was Todd lovely.
Speaker 1: He is a gym.
Speaker 2: He is so nice between the takes. He just wanted
Speaker 2: to ask me about myself and we were just break.
Speaker 5: The oldies do, don't they because yeah, because it's the
Speaker 5: oldie I love them.
Speaker 1: Love it. He Remember there was that big scandal with
Speaker 1: who wants to be a Millionaire? And the person this
Speaker 1: the coffee It was.
Speaker 5: One coffe a two coughs for crazy.
Speaker 3: I mean surely they picked up on after seventeen rounds
Speaker 3: they got to a million dollars, just like eighteen questions
Speaker 3: and every time.
Speaker 4: Someone that personal seriously.
Speaker 5: Tara Tara from Dromana, good morning, Good.
Speaker 9: Morning, though.
Speaker 5: What show were you on? I was on Farm I
Speaker 5: Went the Wife, my second favorite show. Now were you
Speaker 5: the farmer or were you know? Were you looking for?
Speaker 5: Were you the wife?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 7: I was, I was one of the wives.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: So we're did you get sent what farm? What part
Speaker 5: of Australia were you in?
Speaker 1: Well, it was.
Speaker 2: Film during COVID, so we weren't actually filming on his farm,
Speaker 2: which was a bit odd.
Speaker 5: Were you in the.
Speaker 2: Pretty much?
Speaker 9: It was very orchestrated, But we're on some farm in
Speaker 9: New South Wales in the middle of nowhere that did
Speaker 9: not resemble his actual farm.
Speaker 2: Whatsoever?
Speaker 5: Your catfish? Did you? Did you fall in love with
Speaker 5: a farmer?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 5: I didn't.
Speaker 7: I did end up winning the show, but there was
Speaker 7: not any love there.
Speaker 3: Oh so you were the final one on the farm
Speaker 3: and then what you broke up after? What sort of
Speaker 3: farmer was he?
Speaker 9: He was a cattle farmer?
Speaker 4: Hey, tower you fan love I have?
Speaker 9: He's sitting in the car with me cringing.
Speaker 5: Is he also a farmer?
Speaker 7: He works for a Melbourne.
Speaker 1: Storm ghost Storm, drastically different from the farm. Hey, hey,
Speaker 1: thanks to you call mate? How's I can't get past
Speaker 1: that one. Michelle married her brother for the free trip
Speaker 1: to Hawaii.
Speaker 5: Has he met your mum? Yes?
Speaker 1: Actually she treats him like a son.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, how good? Perfect match. That was before
Speaker 5: my time. But that was like the og dating.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, absolutely here we go. We'll give you
Speaker 1: a chance to win five thousand dollars every day just
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Speaker 5: We are playing with Snazzanna, like from The Bachelor? Was
Speaker 5: it the Bachelor? Snazzana? Yeah, Snazzannah, good morning, good morning.
Speaker 5: Go it's not you from the bat the reason?
Speaker 2: What was that?
Speaker 1: Sorry? You almost hung up?
Speaker 4: This is going well, you can do it.
Speaker 7: It.
Speaker 5: Okay, don't be nervous.
Speaker 3: You'll be going to be fine. We don't bite a promise.
Speaker 3: All The worst that can happen is that you win
Speaker 3: a heap cash.
Speaker 9: Okay, well, the.
Speaker 1: Worst is she doesn't get the questions right, walks away
Speaker 1: with chicken.
Speaker 9: Okay, I should have given you a fake name.
Speaker 1: No, you're doing fine, You're doing great. All right. How
Speaker 1: this works is I heard you want to go the
Speaker 1: five hundred dollars question. So you are going to hear
Speaker 1: the question. You will then hear three to one. You
Speaker 1: have to answer within that three seconds. Okay, come on,
Speaker 1: snaz all right on, remember nice and loud answer within
Speaker 1: the three seconds. This is gettaball for five hundred dollars.
Speaker 4: Here's your question in the movie Castaway. What type of
Speaker 4: ball is Wilson three?
Speaker 2: Soccer ball?
Speaker 9: One?
Speaker 5: It's it's a volleyball. Okay, you were so close, but thanks.
Speaker 1: For giving me a go oh mate, you did all right,
Speaker 1: and you're gonna walk away with one hundred and fifty dollars,
Speaker 1: John about you can't chicken? Oh, thank you very much.
Speaker 3: No worries, no, no, no, no, no, no pressure to
Speaker 3: get to it. She actually thought it was a so
Speaker 3: a lot of people would think it was a soccer ball.
Speaker 3: It looks like a soccer ball, and.
Speaker 10: She wants to get off the air. We'll leave you
Speaker 10: to it by nice to me. Just hold on the
Speaker 10: line so you know, do the paperwork.
Speaker 3: Because it's as bad as you expected, Snazanna. She's still
Speaker 3: still nervous. Come on, I don't Oh no, it's fine.
Speaker 3: You did a great job.
Speaker 1: You did all right, many many people before you.
Speaker 5: What are you doing for the weekend, Snarzanna. Not much.
Speaker 9: I haven't really planned anything, all right.
Speaker 4: Glad you asked, Yeah, I am.
Speaker 5: I'm just trying to calm our nerves a bit.
Speaker 6: I like it.
Speaker 4: It is a real Akward chat.
Speaker 1: Just go on anything else you want to tell listeners
Speaker 1: on its eight coming up next.
Speaker 3: Guys, we're wearing cans doing the show for this morning,
Speaker 3: but something happened yesterday that has brought us much closer together.
Speaker 4: I would say we'll go there after Ed.
Speaker 1: It's Sharon on the air here at Nober one hundred.
Speaker 1: It is just go on twenty past a good morning, Melbourne.
Speaker 1: Remember keeping an ear out for Bruno when you hear
Speaker 1: us play Bruno Mars, give us a ring and you
Speaker 1: go on the standby list to see the man in
Speaker 1: Las Vegas, very similar to where we are this morning.
Speaker 3: Here we are in what he's known as tropical North Queensland,
Speaker 3: wearing cans.
Speaker 4: Jason, the cans glitter strip is remarkable.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so we're just up here because we had to
Speaker 5: speak at an event.
Speaker 4: Yes, we're the key, very informative, it's inspirational.
Speaker 1: It's beautiful up here, don't get me wrong. But does
Speaker 1: it also feel like we've gone to nineteen eighty five?
Speaker 4: I would say the nineties.
Speaker 3: It was a little gray when we arrive. Now the
Speaker 3: sun's out. It's absolutely stunning up here.
Speaker 2: It is.
Speaker 4: It's a little bit of a go up, you know,
Speaker 4: would you.
Speaker 5: Say, Jason has been a bit of a winter.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, like everything from having to go to the
Speaker 3: airport to to where you were sitting on the plane,
Speaker 3: to the heat, to the air conditioning. So he called
Speaker 3: He called the reception because the air conditioning was too
Speaker 3: loud much.
Speaker 5: Then it was too hot, and then it was too cold.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, and then the condition.
Speaker 5: Having to walk to dinner. Let's get eat scooters. It's
Speaker 5: too hot to walk.
Speaker 4: Then you got to download the app to get the skirt.
Speaker 5: Did you look at this event? I can't wear shorts?
Speaker 3: Can't we have to wear pass And then it hit him, God,
Speaker 3: got I think I've got gastro We.
Speaker 5: Got the gastro He thought he had gastro. Well, we're
Speaker 5: not sure. So I said, come over, I'll give you
Speaker 5: some hydrolt And then I thought, oh, I don't really
Speaker 5: want him in my room. If gastroy boys coming over,
Speaker 5: I better put on these. I think it was Yeah, actually,
Speaker 5: well we were talking about it because you you weren't
Speaker 5: feeling well, so you went and had some time out
Speaker 5: because she'd saw exhausted because.
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 5: Two and a half hour flight. Yeah, so he we
Speaker 5: we went and had had a buite to eat, and
Speaker 5: A's like, poor Jason, he's not feeling well.
Speaker 4: And then and then when we met you, you were.
Speaker 3: Like started telling us about your illness, and I thought,
Speaker 3: this is when you get really close to people when
Speaker 3: you're traveling and you start talking about, like, what's happening
Speaker 3: in your stomach, what's happening in the privacy of your
Speaker 3: hotel room? And is there anything worse than getting gastro
Speaker 3: or food poisoning somewhere inconvenient when you're away from home.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my bathroom looked like what do you think it was?
Speaker 4: Do you think it was that sticky date pudding.
Speaker 5: Dinner?
Speaker 1: It was dry?
Speaker 4: Maybe it was the hugging dust.
Speaker 3: We should got a sticky day putting it. Jase goes,
Speaker 3: I've never had a sticky date.
Speaker 4: You never had one.
Speaker 3: Then he desperately wanted a sticky day. And then when
Speaker 3: it was time to order dessert, he goes, on, I want,
Speaker 3: and then when the lady came over, he goes, I
Speaker 3: want the sticky date and an espresso martini and the Pavlova.
Speaker 5: Journey.
Speaker 4: So we ate through the mean because your gastro right there,
Speaker 4: excuse me.
Speaker 5: We think I feel like a pregnant woman.
Speaker 4: I have to go and lie down, Lauren said to me.
Speaker 1: As we're leaving the restaurant, She goes, you're rubbing your
Speaker 1: belly like you're eight months pregnant.
Speaker 5: You were, and you were also waddling like past boy. Well,
Speaker 5: we think you've just over eaten. So we had an
Speaker 5: upset something.
Speaker 3: Anyway, the graphic nature of the conversation about what had
Speaker 3: happened to his guts was just.
Speaker 5: I mean, we're good friends, but we are. We know
Speaker 5: a lot about each other, but that that's just it
Speaker 5: happens to the best of us.
Speaker 1: Though when you get on well remember Tona Roddy that
Speaker 1: used to work on our show. Now Tony Ryan's podcast
Speaker 1: going great, it's underward. Actually, her and her partner talks
Speaker 1: were overseas and they got Gastro at the same time.
Speaker 5: Oh, it's just the worst.
Speaker 1: No, this is bad. Obviously there's only one toilet in
Speaker 1: the room.
Speaker 4: Oh no, someone had to use a bar.
Speaker 1: He was in the shower although next to her, and
Speaker 1: she's on the bar.
Speaker 3: Oh no, you'd have to get separate rooms. If Paul
Speaker 3: went down, If Paul went down with Gastro and we
Speaker 3: were on a holiday. I'd be like, get a new room.
Speaker 7: You know that.
Speaker 1: That's a bathroom in the foyer.
Speaker 5: No, you can't be doing that in the foyer. The
Speaker 5: fouryer in the foyer.
Speaker 4: The foyer here has a big brother chair in it,
Speaker 4: so we might be able to go down there.
Speaker 5: And hang out anyway. On thirteen twenty foot ten, we
Speaker 5: want to know where were you when you got gastro
Speaker 5: or food poisoning? Maybe the whole family went down. What happened?
Speaker 5: Were you on holidays? Were you at a conference?
Speaker 1: Weddings?
Speaker 3: It just kicks in and it comes on something. And
Speaker 3: even if it was the sticky date that gave it.
Speaker 1: To you, it was a bit dry.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that might have been what got ya.
Speaker 5: No, I think it was in the peanut ice cream
Speaker 5: that you ordered it, AMV.
Speaker 4: There was another flavor, wasn't there?
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, the dark chocolate with the peppermin thirteen twenty
Speaker 5: four ten, his belly, Well, did you happen to know
Speaker 5: a colleague on a work trip?
Speaker 1: You're on the air with gastro boy, Lauren and Clint
Speaker 1: this morning.
Speaker 5: That's it.
Speaker 4: That's it, you know us. We'll take best friends next.
Speaker 3: And they were coming to you live from cans. I
Speaker 3: just text on my girlfriends. She said, are you doing
Speaker 3: in Cairn the film festival. Was like, no, they're wearing cans.
Speaker 3: Can not, can't, And we are here for a work trip.
Speaker 3: We had to speak to at a conference.
Speaker 5: I like saying we spoke at a conference because it
Speaker 5: makes us sound quite important. And they gave us name.
Speaker 3: Tag and online it's a media owner, all right, the
Speaker 3: big dogs in the house.
Speaker 5: Anyway, we did speak at that.
Speaker 3: Yesterday, Jace went down with what he thought was gastro
Speaker 3: potentially food poisoning. We think it was overeating and to
Speaker 3: fix it, he thought, you know what, I'm going to
Speaker 3: have some potato cakes and fish and chips and tuggin.
Speaker 5: And then the chicken terariarchy. How did that go down?
Speaker 1: I had one piece and it went to the bin.
Speaker 6: When animals get bloated stomachs and they actually like prick
Speaker 6: them and then all the gas.
Speaker 4: Comes out of them, we should have done that.
Speaker 5: I want the gas to come out of him.
Speaker 3: He was walking like a heavily pregnant woman from dinner
Speaker 3: and all of a sudden, all of a sudden, he
Speaker 3: had to go and lie down.
Speaker 1: I'm feeling a bit better this morning. Thanks guys, In
Speaker 1: case you were.
Speaker 3: Going to ask well, to be fair, I gave you
Speaker 3: some hydrolyte, and I gave you some hydration salts, and
Speaker 3: I offered you something, some pain relief. I am not
Speaker 3: a doctor, though, but the graphic description of jays ping
Speaker 3: unwell really should reach you.
Speaker 4: Should rub his ummy. These tummies a bit upset, Go
Speaker 4: and give it a rub.
Speaker 5: Don't even call it his tummy.
Speaker 1: You might get lucky. Thirteen not from me. I just
Speaker 1: meant him like, thirteen twenty four ten is our number.
Speaker 3: We want to know where did you get gastrol food poisoning?
Speaker 3: Did it bring the whole family down? Will you want
Speaker 3: to work? It happened to a friend of mine on
Speaker 3: a plane.
Speaker 5: Did I tell you this?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 3: Oh, we got a very bad tummy on a plane
Speaker 3: and he was with new colleagues and he couldn't he
Speaker 3: couldn't hold it in, and he had to take his
Speaker 3: pants off in the tiny little airline lavatory and wash them.
Speaker 3: And because you could see where they were wet where
Speaker 3: he'd washed them, he was like it had a big mark.
Speaker 3: He was like, well, if I just wet the entire
Speaker 3: pair of pants, you won't see them so then he
Speaker 3: walked back to his seat with completely soaking.
Speaker 4: With that's disgusting, that's horrendous. I'd rather walk, But it happens.
Speaker 4: It happens.
Speaker 1: Apparently, apparently there is a bit of an outbreak oh
Speaker 1: down bayside area in me. Well, my wife, my wife
Speaker 1: just said, you saw on the community page.
Speaker 5: Are you sure it's not your family? Are you giving
Speaker 5: us castro?
Speaker 1: My family super spread? We are not super spread.
Speaker 5: I think they are stay away from the Hawkan's family.
Speaker 1: Gastroid boys not super spread?
Speaker 5: They are. Can you confirm or deny that? In fact?
Speaker 5: It was just that you are an overeater?
Speaker 1: Thirteen? Where'd you get hit?
Speaker 4: Okay, all right, let's go to Pam.
Speaker 5: First and foremost, where'd you get food poisoning?
Speaker 1: Hi?
Speaker 7: On a long haul flight from Melbourne to la Oh
Speaker 7: that's shocking.
Speaker 5: At what point in the flight did you realize you're
Speaker 5: in trouble?
Speaker 7: About an hour?
Speaker 4: And were you an economy yep?
Speaker 1: So what did you do?
Speaker 5: Did they help you?
Speaker 7: Like?
Speaker 5: Do you say to a hosty, oh no, goodyear?
Speaker 7: Well I didn't. I think it was about two hours
Speaker 7: to go before I said something. Actually, I think the
Speaker 7: three cart was going past and they stopped and the
Speaker 7: guy said to me, are you okay? You're really what?
Speaker 7: And I said, I've actually been sick the whole trip.
Speaker 7: So then they wanted to put me on kind of stretcher,
Speaker 7: which was more verifying because of the attention it would bring.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, well, what's wrong with her? She's got barley belly.
Speaker 7: What was Mexico? Actually?
Speaker 5: Oh, they call that Montezuma's revenge. Yeah, that's the equivalent
Speaker 5: of yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what they call it
Speaker 5: in Mexico when you get a Mexico.
Speaker 1: Ballot emergency and just get sucked out on.
Speaker 3: A plant fourteen our floor thinks, I mean, Jace, you
Speaker 3: only had to walk from the restaurant here, which is
Speaker 3: about one hundred meters.
Speaker 5: And how is the wald? How is the carry on?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Those scooters? Got a scooter. Sh'll get a scooter.
Speaker 4: That's about this This place sod It is hot, it's
Speaker 4: really They call it tropical North.
Speaker 3: Carolina and tarnque. Where did you get castrol food poisoning?
Speaker 7: Hey, guys, I was in hospital straight after a sea section.
Speaker 5: Oh no, no, did you get it from the hospital food?
Speaker 7: No? I didn't.
Speaker 9: Luckily I had a friend come and visit. He gave
Speaker 9: it to me, who then I then gave it to
Speaker 9: my whole family. So my mum was looking after my
Speaker 9: kids at home, he described, they all redecorated the whole house.
Speaker 3: Oh, because your family goes down. When a family goes down,
Speaker 3: the trench.
Speaker 4: Caroline is a bit tender after a sea section.
Speaker 1: You can't be vomiting after that.
Speaker 3: I'd rather be in hospital, though. You really do think
Speaker 3: when you've got food poisoning that you belong.
Speaker 4: In the hospital.
Speaker 1: A vomiting in the stirrups.
Speaker 5: But I got it in Figi when I was filming
Speaker 5: over there.
Speaker 4: You don't need the stirrups. It wouldn't be a different place.
Speaker 1: Clinton, I've got three kids.
Speaker 5: You look like there was a fourth on the way.
Speaker 5: After the sticky date you the other night, we're having
Speaker 5: another one. We've got a little baby stick putting on
Speaker 5: the way.
Speaker 1: To attach to the.
Speaker 3: Bathroom. He needed syrups in the bathroom. The sticky delivery
Speaker 3: spencer in Frankston.
Speaker 8: Good morning, Hey guys there we're going.
Speaker 5: You have an unfortunate situation.
Speaker 8: I just did I ever, so a couple of organized
Speaker 8: to take me out on a fishing trip. Ye, so
Speaker 8: headed out to poor fill the base. Heading out in
Speaker 8: the morning, we stopped at the servo first to get bait,
Speaker 8: and I wasn't feeling great there, so I had had
Speaker 8: a bit of a you know, throw up and the
Speaker 8: toils there Chris, and then we headed out into the water,
Speaker 8: got out into the water and I'm like, God, just
Speaker 8: coming out of this end now. So I didn't exactly
Speaker 8: let the guys know what was going on. So I
Speaker 8: just sort of went to the end of the boat,
Speaker 8: you know, sort of let it go at the end,
Speaker 8: and they're sitting there with their lines in the water
Speaker 8: and all this stuff comes to the past. Yeah, pulled
Speaker 8: the lines in from there, and then we moved by
Speaker 8: actually went out of this island in blair Garry where
Speaker 8: you can actually get off the walk around what's off
Speaker 8: the boat. So we actually got off and walked down
Speaker 8: there and it's come on again. So I bring tunnel,
Speaker 8: got stuck down there again and said said to me, mate,
Speaker 8: just the whole whole guard here at the end, because
Speaker 8: the's loads of people walking around the island and he's
Speaker 8: standing in the end and the water has just smacked
Speaker 8: him in the face. So he started dry reading, coming
Speaker 8: around with their families to walk out a tunnel.
Speaker 5: The family is doing the scenic walk.
Speaker 1: Pants down.
Speaker 8: Yeah, good day. Let's just say that.
Speaker 1: Did you catch anything that?
Speaker 9: Wow?
Speaker 3: Let me tell you, Yeah, you wouldn't be invited back
Speaker 3: on the next fishing tree. It's just there's nothing worse.
Speaker 3: I'm glad you don't have gastro Jason's just a food poisoning. Yeah,
Speaker 3: Becau if we catch it all the way home, you.
Speaker 1: Know you deserve it. Situation happen for five changes for
Speaker 1: the Hawks tonight and into Sons. Is that a lot?
Speaker 5: It is?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it is.
Speaker 6: They came five days ago they played Melbourne, so probably
Speaker 6: the five day break didn't help.
Speaker 5: So who were the five.
Speaker 6: Changes? Including the big man? Lloyd Meek the ruckman is
Speaker 6: out replaced by Ned Rees.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. The bomb has had a few
Speaker 1: injuries after last week, Darren and Steve and yeah, all
Speaker 1: of that. But Nick the Wizard Watson, he normally joins
Speaker 1: us every week he is playing. He normally joins us
Speaker 1: every week. He's a regular on the show. However, they
Speaker 1: are in camps this morning, just the local community because
Speaker 1: they're actually doing the game in Darwin.
Speaker 5: They're playing in Darwi so.
Speaker 1: They're out there getting amongst the community, which is great.
Speaker 1: So we're like, look, go and do that. Don't worry
Speaker 1: about jumping on. The only issue is we've worked out
Speaker 1: in the past every time he's missed the show.
Speaker 4: Lost.
Speaker 1: He's missed the show twice.
Speaker 4: I've had two losses and he's starting to get paranoid
Speaker 4: about it as well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he bought it up the other week.
Speaker 4: So the first two times I didn't come on the show,
Speaker 4: we lost two weeks.
Speaker 1: Yes, hopefully they get a win tonight and we break that. Yes,
Speaker 1: or I.
Speaker 5: Told you, I told you it was only a matter
Speaker 5: of time until from Collingwood to Hawthorne fair Weather supporter.
Speaker 1: I met the show like a beanie Brown and Gold.
Speaker 1: We are lying from Cairns this morning.
Speaker 5: We are lying from Cans.
Speaker 3: I'm excited because a friend of mine from school who
Speaker 3: has a cafe up here called.
Speaker 5: Folly Best Cafe and Bar in Cans if you are
Speaker 5: in the area.
Speaker 4: A foolish actor idea is that.
Speaker 5: What it means?
Speaker 3: It's on the brilliant brilliant that's where you need to
Speaker 3: go to get your cos she's just brought us coffee.
Speaker 3: Is how good is the Savior who drops coffee early
Speaker 3: in the morning.
Speaker 1: I can't believe you are still friends because apparently he
Speaker 1: used to be in the drama department back at Wesley.
Speaker 3: Wesley Blint Danks was much better than me, and I
Speaker 3: normally tried to push those people off the stage so
Speaker 3: I could be seen to stage because she's avived to
Speaker 3: tell the story. She could sing, dads, play the piano.
Speaker 5: She was like one of those.
Speaker 1: Keep your enemies closer.
Speaker 5: Yes, it's exactly what we reach. Your school captain is
Speaker 5: your school captain?
Speaker 4: Were you?
Speaker 7: Yes? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Why didn't I fight you for that one?
Speaker 4: Only the best school captain.
Speaker 5: Both Waverley as well where you go.
Speaker 1: You're lucky. It's not like an election campaign and they
Speaker 1: dug up dirt on your.
Speaker 4: Back dirt files big.
Speaker 3: I think we're all lucky. There wasn't really social media
Speaker 3: when we were when we were teenagers.
Speaker 1: Can we address what you've been doing for the past
Speaker 1: nineteen minutes off the air.
Speaker 4: On the air two and a half hours? Yeah, I reckon,
Speaker 4: it's been two hours worth, all right.
Speaker 3: She's in the news, and I wonder if Kim Kardashian
Speaker 3: has done this weekcause she's in the news at the moment. Obviously,
Speaker 3: her trial has started from when she got well, I
Speaker 3: don't know if it was kidnapp but she got locked
Speaker 3: in the bathroom and tied up and they stole all
Speaker 3: their diamonds in Paris like eight years ago.
Speaker 5: So that's happened. And then she's in.
Speaker 3: Every headline everyone, and all of a sudden, she's decided
Speaker 3: to drop a thirty percent off sale on skims, her
Speaker 3: her amazing Undi brands.
Speaker 4: My friend, when you go for run their skins, skins.
Speaker 5: This is skims with an e.
Speaker 3: These brass Undis shapewear shape, that's what chicks love shape.
Speaker 5: Where I was just scrolling through and Clint rudely looked
Speaker 5: over my shoulder and said, oh, if I had to
Speaker 5: peel a pair of those off a bird, it did
Speaker 5: kill the miracle mile.
Speaker 3: Yeah it would anyway. So I've updated my skims collection.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna have to clear out the underdraw because it's
Speaker 3: a question, Yeah, have.
Speaker 1: You, without getting into too much detail, found yourself in
Speaker 1: that situation where you're with someone for the first time
Speaker 1: and you're packing skims like.
Speaker 5: A shape with like Bridget Joe situation when I was single.
Speaker 5: When I was single, I was much tight in the
Speaker 5: abs and much more taught, and I didn't need shape Gray.
Speaker 5: I was wearing like you know Lacey's.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what you do when you're single, and then
Speaker 3: when you've been with someone for so long. Poor Paul
Speaker 3: is really like, you know, it was not beginners. You
Speaker 3: wish to continue laces around.
Speaker 4: You're renovating the UNDI draw.
Speaker 5: Things up a bit. What about these ones?
Speaker 1: Can you describe them?
Speaker 5: Don't look at the size, just look at the red.
Speaker 4: Lad They're very red, and they're very well I know, Look.
Speaker 5: My collection is all nude and black. And then I
Speaker 5: was like, what about me? I mean, what's the worst
Speaker 5: that can happen. I'll give them to one of my
Speaker 5: friends who look better than the ones.
Speaker 6: So they're called smoothing smoothing high waisted intimates, otherwise as
Speaker 6: catches catches.
Speaker 5: No, it's got a string at the back. Yes, look.
Speaker 1: Today, yeah, Kim.
Speaker 5: So then I thought, I'm going to own a deep
Speaker 5: dive into the men's section. So I've got all some skims.
Speaker 1: It's going to I've got an issue with that.
Speaker 5: To be perfectly honest, I think the red Lacey's they're
Speaker 5: in there for they're not for me.
Speaker 1: You're gonna put on a show.
Speaker 5: Well, I'm going to put them on. I don't put
Speaker 5: on a show, right, But I bought the man I
Speaker 5: went into the Men's collector because apparently the men's just
Speaker 5: very comfy Gredge Grundy.
Speaker 1: Question.
Speaker 5: Question, Oh yeah, you could see me and come on
Speaker 5: in a in a lingerie runway.
Speaker 4: Give you some sunglasses?
Speaker 1: Question?
Speaker 5: What a sunglasses can take? What off my lacey? Gee,
Speaker 5: there's one called a microthong, which is about the size
Speaker 5: of a five cent piece. And I'm not sure what
Speaker 5: size you've got to be for that to cover you up.
Speaker 1: But miss question? Going to wear it? Marco?
Speaker 5: There it is found it just there's no point. There's
Speaker 5: no point.
Speaker 1: Question.
Speaker 5: So I bought the men's skins too. Do you think
Speaker 5: he's going to be impressed?
Speaker 1: Is my question? Is it offensive to be buying a
Speaker 1: partner shapewear?
Speaker 5: No, I'm not buying him shapewear. Sorry, I'm just buying
Speaker 5: him some box of shorts.
Speaker 1: Oh I thought you were buying the shap.
Speaker 4: No, I know, I'm buying him some like box of shopes.
Speaker 4: I did say they were for Paul.
Speaker 5: Yes we are.
Speaker 1: Clint's already gone. He's racing to the airporto late. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we've been doing the shaved from Cairns this morning.
Speaker 5: How beautiful is it out there? I'm just looking out
Speaker 5: the window.
Speaker 3: We're sitting in a hotel room which Jace has at
Speaker 3: the beautiful temperature of ten degrees.
Speaker 5: When I walked in.
Speaker 1: I wanted to make it feel like Melbourne.
Speaker 5: It's so close, but so far.
Speaker 3: Look at that beautiful sunshine, that glory is still what
Speaker 3: do you just want to jump in?
Speaker 5: A too many crocodile?
Speaker 1: Let's get back to Melbs.
Speaker 5: No, I like it here.
Speaker 1: I'd like to see crop before I go.
Speaker 3: Jace went to the tourist information center yesterday and said
Speaker 3: any chance I could see a crocodile and they said no.
Speaker 1: No's like, I'm sorry, it's an all that excursion.
Speaker 5: You wanted to do a one hour little.
Speaker 1: He's not gonna handle one a whole day on a
Speaker 1: boat dark.
Speaker 7: No.
Speaker 5: No, I'm just glad I'm not sitting next to you
Speaker 5: on the flight on the way home.
Speaker 1: Are we there yet? Are we there yet? We there?
Speaker 1: Hey guys, the lovely Melchal Center is in next we
Speaker 1: are out of here. We'll be back in Melbourne live
Speaker 1: tomorrow morning. Good luck to the Hawks taking on the
Speaker 1: Suns tonight. Hopefully yeah, go Hawks. Hopefully a nice little win.
Speaker 1: Weick checking with the Wizard. We will see you tomorrow.
Speaker 4: Have a good bye, bye bye