Speaker 1: Get the Morning every day every lazy gentleman.
Speaker 2: Adelaides Well, friends and Froze, welcome to the podcast.
Speaker 1: Great choice.
Speaker 2: Just to kick off your weekend, we spoke to one
Speaker 2: of the most beautiful, perfect people on this planet and
Speaker 2: that is Ryan Fitzgerald.
Speaker 3: Oh isn't he a god?
Speaker 1: It much better than my fi girl does it?
Speaker 3: Godlike creature?
Speaker 2: Yeah, loves a music festival as well, and they're dwindling
Speaker 2: in see Houth, Australia. So this is a genuine little
Speaker 2: passion piece of his.
Speaker 3: A fifty has come up with a concept.
Speaker 4: It is a music festival, seven hundred bands and fifty
Speaker 4: cent beers.
Speaker 3: Nice, not quite fifty that's dangerous. Cheap beers though.
Speaker 2: Boy, I'm also told us about some of the stuff
Speaker 2: that he used to get up to in Yatler. Not really,
Speaker 2: but listen up and you'll find out exactly.
Speaker 1: What that makes day Fridays. There. He is a great man,
Speaker 1: Ryan Fitzgerald, How are you, sir? Through there?
Speaker 4: Okay and try another button unless sir, there we go
Speaker 4: not that one either.
Speaker 1: That's nice.
Speaker 3: That was nice music. Should we jump into a song
Speaker 3: and try and get back to Ryan.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we could definitely try and do that. Because in
Speaker 2: the meantime, I mean Fitzy, let's unless unless he's making
Speaker 2: those sounds on purpose.
Speaker 1: I was just about to bust in a bit of goachi.
Speaker 5: I was yelling out to your mere technology.
Speaker 3: Isn't it wondrous?
Speaker 4: We work in the communications industry and yet we get
Speaker 4: it wrong so many times.
Speaker 6: Sorry, I've got to change over this motor roller. I'm
Speaker 6: so old and sick of it.
Speaker 1: It happens, isn't it, Hello.
Speaker 6: Motor.
Speaker 3: I heard a roomor you went to Coueens of the
Speaker 3: Stone Age this week? Is that true?
Speaker 6: Yes? Yeah, Memorial Drive the Drive. It's a great venue there.
Speaker 5: He is the coolest man on the planet, Josh Homie,
Speaker 5: lead singer of Coins of the Stone Age. He moves
Speaker 5: his pelvis like no other he. I mean, Jason Derulo
Speaker 5: moves his pelvis as well, but not as good as
Speaker 5: Josh Hommi.
Speaker 6: When he's got a guitar in his hand, He's cool.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Jump on the Johnny and Hazy Instagram page two and
Speaker 4: you will see some moves from Hazy this week that
Speaker 4: all had our stomach churning.
Speaker 3: But make sure you check that out please, because it
Speaker 3: was interesting.
Speaker 6: Were you there, Hazy?
Speaker 1: Yeah? That was here.
Speaker 2: It was me making some out ofrageous moves and my hips.
Speaker 2: My hips don't work.
Speaker 1: Are you flexible, Fitzy? Can you move you? Oh?
Speaker 6: God no.
Speaker 5: I went to a party on the weekend where you
Speaker 5: sort of swap a few partners and stuff like that.
Speaker 6: I could touch my toes at all. Actually, do you
Speaker 6: know what my hamstrings are? Okay? I can touch my toes.
Speaker 5: I've made in the shower at night and in the morning,
Speaker 5: I make sure for thirty seconds I touch my toes
Speaker 5: and I couldn't.
Speaker 6: Do that for years. Plus.
Speaker 5: I'm getting into pilates. I've got a former at home
Speaker 5: as well. I'm working on it, Hazy, but yeah, as
Speaker 5: I'm getting older, it's getting harder.
Speaker 2: That's an interesting raging there, Fitzy. And then when did
Speaker 2: they let you out of Yetler?
Speaker 5: Yeah? True, Well you've got to be flexible going in there.
Speaker 5: You've got to be ready to go.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Sorry, True, I'm going to take Hazy a long time.
Speaker 4: I do hot pilates a place called One Degree Studio.
Speaker 4: If you want to come along with me and practice
Speaker 4: some hot It's pilates but on steroids, Like it's like
Speaker 4: forty degrees in there.
Speaker 6: I was going to say, like Big Gram yoga.
Speaker 4: Like Bigram yoga, but hot pilarates and you also do
Speaker 4: a bit of hit as well, So high intensity Stuff's
Speaker 4: the hardest thing I've ever done.
Speaker 5: The guy that invented big Gram yoga got he got
Speaker 5: a little bit amorous with a few of his clients.
Speaker 5: Unfortunately he's in yat Yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh, Johnny Bigramowski. Hey, I'm quite seriously though. We know
Speaker 2: that you love you at your music festivals and you're
Speaker 2: a big advocate for particularly music festivals in South Australia.
Speaker 2: There's a lot of stuff that's shutting down. It's actually
Speaker 2: quite concerning. A lot of these festivals aren't going through
Speaker 2: because of poor tickets.
Speaker 6: Ups Groove and the.
Speaker 5: Move was the latest, yeah, which was at Wayville and
Speaker 5: regionals all around Australia. It is it's really I think
Speaker 5: we all knew with the cost of living that it's
Speaker 5: got to hit the pocket at some stage, and I
Speaker 5: think we're really starting to see that now we've got
Speaker 5: quite a few festivals. But I'm really alarmed by this.
Speaker 5: Can I also say as well is what I do
Speaker 5: love about Albow and the Labor Party is that they've
Speaker 5: actually they are funding the arts, so they're looking after
Speaker 5: the arts and South Australia is huge for that, so
Speaker 5: there is funding out there for music festivals. For any
Speaker 5: event that you have in your local area, they're prepared
Speaker 5: to look after you guys. The other thing as well,
Speaker 5: ticket prices are pretty full on and I love Coins
Speaker 5: of the Stone Age, but hazy that you know that
Speaker 5: was one hundred and seventy bucks to go see a band.
Speaker 6: Yeah, like it's.
Speaker 5: Full on now and I look, you know, I've already
Speaker 5: plugged this festival, but we've got one down on the
Speaker 5: mid Coast. The number one thing that we said to
Speaker 5: each other is we want to look after the punter.
Speaker 6: Let's not go for a high ticket price.
Speaker 5: So to see fifteen bands with the marker Kaine and
Speaker 5: that it was we're saying eighty five dollars, so under
Speaker 5: one hundred dollars. And the other thing is well beer
Speaker 5: and beer prices, booze prices at these places are it's ridiculous,
Speaker 5: like so we've said eight dollars a beer and that's
Speaker 5: I think people. Look, they remember that more than some
Speaker 5: of your lineups that you have. It's not about your lineup,
Speaker 5: it's about looking after the punter and the prices are
Speaker 5: a big one. God, how often can you go and
Speaker 5: see a band under one hundred bucks these days?
Speaker 1: Especially fifteen Yeah, there'd be someone though, fits it. There'll
Speaker 1: be one person and be like, do.
Speaker 2: You know it's Ryan Fitzgerald's fault that I had thirty
Speaker 2: beers two damn.
Speaker 5: Cheap, too cheap note, But that's what we want to do.
Speaker 6: I got it.
Speaker 5: I remember, like back in the day you can go
Speaker 5: see a band for ten bucks at the Glenelg Life
Speaker 5: Saving Clubs.
Speaker 6: And that's why the Bearded Clams were the best. You
Speaker 6: know what I mean?
Speaker 5: Where's the Pipe, Hot Tomatoes, Clowns of Decadence, Sativa, which Freebooter,
Speaker 5: Thick Lips, Test Eagles. So many good bands in South
Speaker 5: Australia that you can go and see. I'm not joking.
Speaker 6: These are bandsles.
Speaker 3: I don't know whose shorting bands or adults. So I'm
Speaker 3: not sure.
Speaker 5: I'll do another plug because it's next weekend as well,
Speaker 5: but nice day to go to the club. The festival's
Speaker 5: next Saturday. Eighty five bucks. That's all of his market came.
Speaker 5: Bad Dreams have just been added to the lineup as well.
Speaker 1: That's a big one.
Speaker 5: You've got Wes Ebanton, great Adelaide band, and then Coffin
Speaker 5: We've got you know, Stiff Richards.
Speaker 1: It's such a there's a great band names by.
Speaker 5: The way, they're brilliant names. And then you've got all
Speaker 5: the locals Ethanol Blend You've got Molly, Rocket King Jeff
Speaker 5: and the How I Use Bend.
Speaker 6: We've got We've got three fifteen year old kids that
Speaker 6: play footy at the Footy club. This is their first
Speaker 6: ever gig.
Speaker 5: Bend are playing as well, So go to the day
Speaker 5: Bed Records website.
Speaker 6: You can get a ticket there five bucks cheap.
Speaker 3: I love it and I'm just watching Hazy's face.
Speaker 4: He is genuinely spent the last three minutes waiting for
Speaker 4: you to invite him.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well, well, Hazy, come on down because Marlon, Marlon
Speaker 5: Motlop's coming down as well, and I know you had
Speaker 5: a great chat to him. Marlon's a great musician himself.
Speaker 5: So yeah, we've got a heaper crew coming down, so
Speaker 5: we'd love to see it and we'll hang out for
Speaker 5: the test. I have to pay for it.
Speaker 3: You have to pay for it. There's the kicker. You're
Speaker 3: little tight ass. You have to pay for your ticket.
Speaker 2: Ill absolutely, I'll absolutely pay for it. Looking forward to that,
Speaker 2: Fitzy mate. Thanks so much for the chat. We love
Speaker 2: it each and every week. We'll do it again next week.
Speaker 6: Love you guys, Speak to you.
Speaker 1: Then, here's what you're waking up to, Adelaide. What's the
Speaker 1: NEOs today? Your posts?
Speaker 4: Everything you need to know this morning to start your day,
Speaker 4: because it can be overwhelming when you look at your
Speaker 4: phone and you're like, oh so much news. I finally
Speaker 4: I had someone to break it down for me. Well,
Speaker 4: we've got that someone and it's news reader Abby.
Speaker 3: Go enter newsreader Abby.
Speaker 8: So obviously the most wonderful time of the year is
Speaker 8: upon us.
Speaker 3: It's fringe season.
Speaker 8: Rip to all of those who have wed sleeping schedules
Speaker 8: and we'll still want to go see shows. So good
Speaker 8: luck to you over the next month.
Speaker 3: I EU I E me.
Speaker 8: So there's more than fourteen hundred artists performing six thousand shows.
Speaker 8: This just blows my mind in a month, how six
Speaker 8: thousand shows can be put on. It is the second
Speaker 8: largest festival in the world, which is really cool. It's
Speaker 8: going to inject about one hundred and five million into
Speaker 8: our local economy, which is really good for our hospitality venues.
Speaker 8: As we spoke about yesterday, we're seeing a lot of closures,
Speaker 8: so this is good for them. And around fifty thousand
Speaker 8: people head here from interstate and overseas over the coming
Speaker 8: months to attend the festival. So go off, Adelaide, get
Speaker 8: into it, get into it.
Speaker 1: So let's break a record.
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's do it.
Speaker 4: Are there any shows that you in particular want to see,
Speaker 4: Abby that you can recommend?
Speaker 8: I am off to see Amos Gill yep, so that'll
Speaker 8: be fun. And also off to see the twenty seven
Speaker 8: Club next Wednesday with a few friends.
Speaker 2: So excellent shows could for you. We're going to speak
Speaker 2: to Amos Skill seven o'clock. We can have him live
Speaker 2: in studio.
Speaker 3: You just try and be cool, mate.
Speaker 8: I know, well, this is why you put me in
Speaker 8: a box, so I don't I don't come out because
Speaker 8: I'm a get all that.
Speaker 3: Oh God, don't speak to me.
Speaker 1: Chained up news.
Speaker 4: We're speaking of being chained up. That could be our
Speaker 4: mate Donald Trump. So basically he has a trial. Date
Speaker 4: has been set for his criminal trial. It's going to
Speaker 4: begin on March twenty five. He'll spend six weeks in
Speaker 4: a New York court room, while he campaigns to return
Speaker 4: to the White House. He's obviously claiming this is all
Speaker 4: a political ploy from his opposition to try and tie
Speaker 4: him up so he can't run against current President Joe Biden.
Speaker 4: So in April last year, Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg
Speaker 4: hit him with thir full felony accounts of falsifying business
Speaker 4: records to cover up the Australian one hundred and ninety
Speaker 4: nine thousand, seven hundred dollars hush money that it's alleged
Speaker 4: that he paid to Stormy Daniels, So who was a
Speaker 4: porn star?
Speaker 3: Hush money basically?
Speaker 9: Right?
Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, a lot of information I'm learning for the
Speaker 2: first time. Yeah, for the first time.
Speaker 1: Joke.
Speaker 4: So he's always denied that he had an affair with Stormy,
Speaker 4: but a court will hopefully get to the bottom of it.
Speaker 3: Isn't that amazing?
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's hear from the great man.
Speaker 9: I'm being indicted for you, and never forget our enemies want.
Speaker 4: To take away my freedom because I will never let
Speaker 4: them take away your freedom.
Speaker 1: Is that gaslighting?
Speaker 2: I'm getting locked up and I'm doing it for you,
Speaker 2: all right, So you should feel.
Speaker 4: Grateful, doesn't he just play into that whole rhetoric of
Speaker 4: I am here to represent the people.
Speaker 1: No, you're not made all the people.
Speaker 3: You want all the power that's for you.
Speaker 2: The people, particularly people of India, didn't he any trumpy
Speaker 2: good luck.
Speaker 4: It's also come out that Fanny Willers or Funny will
Speaker 4: Sorry that's her actual name.
Speaker 3: I'm not making that up.
Speaker 4: Don't look at me like that, producer m a Democrat
Speaker 4: elected to the position of district attorney, is facing violent
Speaker 4: threats because she's the one who's attacking Trump. And so
Speaker 4: it emerged that when she was leaving the courthouse a
Speaker 4: couple of weeks ago, she had to dress to someone
Speaker 4: else and they had like a proxy, a dummy to
Speaker 4: go out the front with a bulletproof vest. They were
Speaker 4: that concerned about her safety because they intercepted on the
Speaker 4: dark Web a plot to kill her, and they were like,
Speaker 4: the best time to shoot her is when she leaves
Speaker 4: the courthouse.
Speaker 3: Yeah, amazing. Welcome to America, everybody, Americans.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean we've said this long time.
Speaker 2: Protect Fanny at all Cocks newsuss I career of us
Speaker 2: up A little bit of sport there, Joe's Port, Adelaide's
Speaker 2: Hall of Fame and season launch was last night. Congratulations
Speaker 2: with a few inductees. Peter Burgoyne Brendan laid of course
Speaker 2: individual honors, but also the entire two thousand and four
Speaker 2: Premiership team. Congratulations to the boys, David Brown and also
Speaker 2: Mark's Kretchma, who was sample.
Speaker 1: Grades from the Magpies also made the Hall of Fame.
Speaker 1: So good stuffs? What nam all right?
Speaker 2: Let's just swiftly move through this, shall we? That is
Speaker 2: our post snooze news coming up next? First question, Yes
Speaker 2: for the six fifteen vending machine quiz?
Speaker 1: Can you handle this? Yeah? How to do it?
Speaker 2: Just the most important thing in this life is that
Speaker 2: we leave a good impression, and we leave our slogan,
Speaker 2: and we do things that make the next generations remember
Speaker 2: us in a good way.
Speaker 3: Leave a physical and emotional imprint.
Speaker 1: Spot On couldn't have said it better myself.
Speaker 3: I couldn't.
Speaker 2: Actually, yeah, I couldn't find the words. A transplant surgeon
Speaker 2: find twelve thousand dollars and he's lost his medical license
Speaker 2: after burning his initials into a patient's organ.
Speaker 1: That's what we're talking. I'm going to have to.
Speaker 4: Say that again a little bit slower. What he's burnt
Speaker 4: his initials into patients organs.
Speaker 2: Because he's just trying to leave his mark on the
Speaker 2: future generations.
Speaker 1: Okay, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Yeah, so that's what I'm talking about, when you really, really,
Speaker 2: quite literally leave a nice little imprint of your life. Wow,
Speaker 2: we maybe it's on someone's organs. Yeah, what's your little slogan?
Speaker 3: Oh my slogan?
Speaker 1: Did you ever sort of graffiti things around the place?
Speaker 3: I wasn't a big graffiti were.
Speaker 1: You back in the day? We were Jody Oddie was here?
Speaker 3: No, because that wasn't my name for a start, it was.
Speaker 1: I mean, that was just predicting your.
Speaker 3: Feature literally two marriages ago.
Speaker 4: So no, if I had written that, it would have
Speaker 4: been Jody Williams was here. I'm sure I'm on the
Speaker 4: back of a few toilet cubicle somewhere.
Speaker 2: Oh gosh, okay, drop your phone number anything, because that's outrageous.
Speaker 2: That's real, like Midwest American truck stop type.
Speaker 3: Well, I grew up in Hobart, mate, I'm.
Speaker 1: Not even going to go down I'm very very dark.
Speaker 4: But v to a tool qupical that it hasn't had
Speaker 4: graffiti on the back of it down there?
Speaker 1: Yeah. Really, Okay, some of the messages are quite out righteous.
Speaker 3: An't, but yeah that can be.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just trying to leave my mark.
Speaker 2: I've got three kids coming through and I want them
Speaker 2: to be like, you know what Dad was remembered for
Speaker 2: something really really positive. For example, if you come over
Speaker 2: here to the desk, you'll say that there's all sorts
Speaker 2: of little slogans that I've just inscripted all.
Speaker 1: Over the desk.
Speaker 4: Well, you do do a lot of like inscribing on
Speaker 4: the desk, which is very naughty and you shouldn't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right. They are a bunch of doodles.
Speaker 2: And it doesn't matter what your message is as long
Speaker 2: as it's a positive one. Okay, this is a positive message. Look,
Speaker 2: they're everywhere.
Speaker 3: Yeah right, look at them.
Speaker 2: Look at that one. Isn't he a big handsome fellow.
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter what it is. This particular boke, his
Speaker 2: name was Simon Bramble. He's a surgeon, so he branded
Speaker 2: initials under patients of liver during a transplant, leading to
Speaker 2: his loss of a medical license. The incident was one
Speaker 2: of two at a hospital in Birmingham, England, so he
Speaker 2: claimed it was a stress relieving act.
Speaker 3: Wow, so did he do it? On people that have died,
Speaker 3: or people that he operated on and lived.
Speaker 2: No, no, from recovering patients. It wasn't my dead bodies.
Speaker 2: There's people out there with his initials on their liver.
Speaker 3: That's incredible.
Speaker 1: What about bloody trick, isn't it?
Speaker 2: When you show you mate? So I have a look
Speaker 2: at the liver. Yeah, it's got the spokes initials on it.
Speaker 3: What about me though?
Speaker 4: Oh well, I mean if they were dead, that's okay.
Speaker 1: Have very very morbid.
Speaker 2: He was convicted of assault, he was fined and deemed
Speaker 2: arrogant by the medical practitioners tribunals.
Speaker 3: It is a bit egotistical.
Speaker 1: It is a little bit egotistical.
Speaker 3: Initials on someone else's liver.
Speaker 2: Stick to drawing doodles around the place much less harmful.
Speaker 2: I will not be convicted of assault. I will not
Speaker 2: be fined. I will not be deemed arrogant. I dare say,
Speaker 2: by Nova, I'll be deemed awesome. A drawing dicks.
Speaker 4: Okay, if it makes you feel better when I die,
Speaker 4: you can engrave a doodle on my liver.
Speaker 1: That many doodles on your forehead. I can put it out.
Speaker 1: It's bliss.
Speaker 4: All the family comes for reviewing they're like, Oh that's interesting.
Speaker 1: I'm off in the corner just giggling.
Speaker 2: We're just about to get in Jody's die for this week,
Speaker 2: and before we do that, Joe's can we just actually
Speaker 2: slow it down just for a second and behalf of
Speaker 2: myself and news read to Abby. We just want to
Speaker 2: say something to you and really express our feelings and
Speaker 2: so just how sorry we've been over the last a
Speaker 2: few days. So if you're just tuning for the first time,
Speaker 2: we've had some fun. Abs, We've gone down this path
Speaker 2: where we've made a few ageist jokes and all these
Speaker 2: types of things, and I feel bad, Abs. Do you
Speaker 2: feel bad? Like it's I want to apologize. I'm sure
Speaker 2: Abby wants to apologize as well.
Speaker 8: Now Yeah, no, Jodie, like, you know, we're just it's
Speaker 8: all fun and game, you know.
Speaker 1: We're just trying to have fun, you know the moods.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, that's right, And I'm not angry as us
Speaker 4: like to say, I'm just disappointed.
Speaker 1: Okay, what do you what do you do? Sue us?
Speaker 3: No, I'm going to write a diary and you're going
Speaker 3: to listen to it.
Speaker 8: It's funny, my ninety four year old Nana I caught
Speaker 8: up with for a coffee and she said, you used
Speaker 8: to keep a diary at primary school as well.
Speaker 10: Oh gosh, oh what's that I just showed sending your
Speaker 10: facts to that particular person.
Speaker 2: Oh that's that's not fair, Jode. Your phone's ringing, by
Speaker 2: the way, you're going to answer.
Speaker 8: That I didn't have phones back then.
Speaker 2: Once again, once again, we sort of went in a
Speaker 2: different direction. But let's just circle back. Sorry on behalf
Speaker 2: of me and Abby. Sorry anyway, please tell us about
Speaker 2: the diary this week.
Speaker 3: I no, I don't need to say anything. Just hit play.
Speaker 1: This is going to make you feel better.
Speaker 3: Did that that started out as an apology, didn't it?
Speaker 3: I just I don't know if where it ended up.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 8: You know when your mom says you have to apologize
Speaker 8: and you're like sorry, That's how I feel.
Speaker 1: When you're like sorry.
Speaker 3: Well, my four year.
Speaker 4: Old when she's made to apologize, says sos. And that
Speaker 4: is more genuine than what I just caught from you two.
Speaker 1: That was a big old so from us, it really was. Anyway,
Speaker 1: you ready, just quickly that the theme this week's diary?
Speaker 4: Okay, the themes You're an idiot.
Speaker 3: Diary.
Speaker 4: There were a lot of men doing a lot of
Speaker 4: incredible things this week. We had Taylor Swift's boyfriend winning
Speaker 4: the Super Bowl. Old speaking of Adam, was very disappointed
Speaker 4: to win tickets to her show. You Want Usher smashed
Speaker 4: the halftime performance. Little John's contribution was monosyllabic but epic. Well,
Speaker 4: Kanye aggressively shut down all the haters after his Mizzo
Speaker 4: turned up to the super Bowl after party dressed like
Speaker 4: an only fans Dorito.
Speaker 11: You don't like my page and don't like what I'm posting,
Speaker 11: goork yourself.
Speaker 4: Speaking of incredible men, even my husband took on the
Speaker 4: premier this week. You guys after the Ice Arena released
Speaker 4: a ton of carbon monoxide. Well, there's a new sheriff
Speaker 4: in town and his name's Green Dottie. I knew this
Speaker 4: day would come, and he went head to head with
Speaker 4: our premier, Peter Mellanowski.
Speaker 1: There is no future in that arena.
Speaker 2: I mean everything's falling apart, the government, the sport and
Speaker 2: wreck and they need to come to the party.
Speaker 1: They need to build a new facility.
Speaker 7: We haven't actively considered giving money to the Ice Arena.
Speaker 1: Ah, the swift talking man from the West.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the boys.
Speaker 4: And then there was our special little man child Andrew
Speaker 4: Fishery one.
Speaker 1: Night, Cema, have you talking myself again?
Speaker 4: The man who fails to comprehend the most basic communication.
Speaker 1: The thirteenth, Yes, that's her favorite number?
Speaker 3: Sure is? Or is it Travis Kelsey's number? After yesterday?
Speaker 3: Who's to say?
Speaker 1: I don't understand that references?
Speaker 3: What do you mean he won the super Bowl yesterday?
Speaker 3: Her favorite number could change to what is it eighty seven?
Speaker 9: Whatever?
Speaker 4: His number?
Speaker 1: He's eighty seven? Her favorite number thirteen, I.
Speaker 4: Know, but my point being, he won the super Bowl yesterday,
Speaker 4: so maybe it's changed to eighty seven.
Speaker 3: That could be her new favorite number.
Speaker 1: Ah, what's that got to do with the thirteenth of February?
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, are we live alight?
Speaker 1: Let's start this all again. Good morning, folks.
Speaker 4: The man who refuses to say sorry, so apologize for what?
Speaker 1: Apologizing for anything?
Speaker 3: The man who nurtures children's nutritional needs not I'm curious
Speaker 3: about this. What would you put in a lunch box?
Speaker 1: I'm not sure I can have mother and a cigarette.
Speaker 4: And whose first job was a scene right out of
Speaker 4: Breaking Bad Thanks.
Speaker 2: To my wife, Carra I very much got into ice.
Speaker 2: And when I say I, of course I'm in frozen water.
Speaker 2: Their family business, of course, was Adelaide ice, now Arctic ice.
Speaker 3: You're looking around the room and everyone's horrified. How those
Speaker 3: MIC's going.
Speaker 2: Well, let's start this all again.
Speaker 4: Good morning, folks and diary. Can that man's throw together
Speaker 4: a rhyme?
Speaker 2: I just can't say the word that rhymes with brick
Speaker 2: and starts with their stage.
Speaker 1: Yeah, in fact, that doesn't even rhyme.
Speaker 4: Sorry, I'm starting to think that maybe my co workers
Speaker 4: think I'm a bit of a boomer.
Speaker 1: Goats or top.
Speaker 3: He's setting me up.
Speaker 1: He said out.
Speaker 8: She was paying bloody pens back in the dark.
Speaker 1: That's all.
Speaker 3: Do you think I don't know?
Speaker 1: Mate?
Speaker 4: I was going to my first daid on a penny farthing.
Speaker 1: Of the horse and car.
Speaker 4: Kanye, if you don't mind yourself, the same pie, sausage rolls, pasties,
Speaker 4: that's all.
Speaker 3: But that's all stuff.
Speaker 4: You got to it at the canteen when I was
Speaker 4: a kid, A pie of chocolate milk. Thanks, And don't
Speaker 4: say how much it was. And because I'm so old
Speaker 4: and back in the day it would have been eight cents.
Speaker 9: Shut up.
Speaker 1: Was it sense or Shillings. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he told me to say that.
Speaker 3: Kanye yourself.
Speaker 4: So all the men who are slaying, like Travis, look,
Speaker 4: John and Drew Fisher, Hayes, yourself, go off this weekend.
Speaker 4: Kings and Queens, Oh my love, Jody.
Speaker 2: Battles, you're sy You better believe what a fierce contest
Speaker 2: this is.
Speaker 1: Sitting currently at to Apiece, and.
Speaker 4: Anyone who's been listening for the last five minutes will
Speaker 4: realize it's been a rough week for me, and the
Speaker 4: Battle of the Banger's victory is something that I probably
Speaker 4: really needed.
Speaker 1: I don't do that. Don't do that.
Speaker 7: I like it.
Speaker 1: All about the music.
Speaker 2: Don't bring your personal schnanning is into this place. It's
Speaker 2: all about the music. Please, for goodness, say well, don't
Speaker 2: start doing the whole. I've got some stuff going on
Speaker 2: at home.
Speaker 1: And I need this.
Speaker 3: I didn't say at home. I said I've got some
Speaker 3: stuff going on in the workplace. Okay, that's what I said.
Speaker 1: I'm just assuming there's some stuff going for some reason
Speaker 1: my home. Liks, great, Oh now I'm ready.
Speaker 3: What's going on, isn't it anyway?
Speaker 4: Battle of the Bangers two songs head to head by
Speaker 4: two fierce musical warriors. Jump on the Jody and Hazy
Speaker 4: Instagram page cast your vote please, And this week's theme
Speaker 4: is love song.
Speaker 2: All right, strong choice from Jody Ooddy. Oh yes, the
Speaker 2: late and great Whitney Houston. I mean, if this doesn't
Speaker 2: make your picture Kevin Costner carrying out Whitney Houston via
Speaker 2: the bodyguard.
Speaker 1: And what's going on?
Speaker 4: I think Kevin Costner in Yellowstone cancels out everything else.
Speaker 3: Now he's so good in it?
Speaker 1: Oh really? What about Dances with Wolves? What about water World?
Speaker 3: Not on the radar?
Speaker 1: On the radar? Okay? Good strong love ballad? Thank you versus? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's right. You heard Vanessa Carlton.
Speaker 2: So I'd say most blokes guilty pleasure song.
Speaker 1: Oh I don't like this song.
Speaker 6: I don't like this song.
Speaker 1: Then behind Closed Doors are like, yeah, I don't like it.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 4: Apparently the vote stands and we don't know which waits swinging,
Speaker 4: but fifty three.
Speaker 3: Percent to forty seven. Wow, and a world first. This week,
Speaker 3: my husband voted for my.
Speaker 1: Song really yeah, Oh Greex turning, isn't it?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 3: And I said that's very nice.
Speaker 4: That's the first time you voted for me, and he goes, yeah,
Speaker 4: well normally your song suck.
Speaker 1: Oh. This week is all about renowned for his honesty.
Speaker 2: He's greg oddy. We'll say that much, all right. Whitney Houston,
Speaker 2: b Vanessa Carlton cast votes. Winnie song will be announced
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Speaker 6: Great jab everybody.
Speaker 2: Seems wildly appropriate to do this, Joe's And also given
Speaker 2: that you know we still haven't officially opened up, do
Speaker 2: you just want to flick the door open there and
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Speaker 4: Help.
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Speaker 10: WHOA?
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Speaker 1: But anyway, it's a different time. Welcome everybody.
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Speaker 2: You're looking very up and about for a Friday, A
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Speaker 1: I was wondering what was going to happen there.
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Speaker 2: Is this this is a bit of an alternate version.
Speaker 2: Chanls absolutely classic.
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Speaker 2: What about the saurday? I have a last stay from
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Speaker 3: Who knew Shannon had this in it? What can we
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Speaker 2: You're you're so more than welcome, parlor, Enjoy and enjoy
Speaker 2: this absolute banger.
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Speaker 9: Seeing them up?
Speaker 7: People, you make the.
Speaker 1: Sound and this is the messing I've ever heard of
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Speaker 4: Sometimes I wish for more.
Speaker 2: Looking forward to one of the great comedians starting. He
Speaker 2: is a little journey at the fringe. First one that
Speaker 2: is Amos Skill. Yes, proud to say as well that
Speaker 2: Amos joins us live and studio.
Speaker 1: There he is. Morning. Hey, you still got that Sen
Speaker 1: sports talking?
Speaker 11: You're going to Cyril RIALI at the beginning of it
Speaker 11: of an over.
Speaker 1: Brains the text seven A wonderful six.
Speaker 3: I can't just get I cannot get the sen out
Speaker 3: of him.
Speaker 11: Yeah, well, just more Taylor, swift mate, Hey, more swift less,
Speaker 11: Cyril more Taylor.
Speaker 3: Hey, welcome home. You've been kicking massive goals overseas.
Speaker 1: Oh now you're doing it? Yes, good.
Speaker 11: I got back last night at about eleven pm. Always nice,
Speaker 11: always nice to be home here in Adelaide. And I
Speaker 11: live in the States, yep. And I just thought i'd
Speaker 11: tell you a quick story about my Dadah, a good
Speaker 11: bit of Australiana as Dad comes to visit me in
Speaker 11: the New York Comedy Seller, which is a big venue
Speaker 11: there in the United States. So he went down and
Speaker 11: I'm telling this story because Dad will be listening to
Speaker 11: this and I have to get one back on him.
Speaker 11: Here we sit front row and Dad's got on his
Speaker 11: best polo shirt, which, as an Australian dad traveling his
Speaker 11: best polo shirt is always some kind of golf polo
Speaker 11: of a company he doesn't know that he ever played
Speaker 11: for fifteen years old holes on. It sits front row
Speaker 11: and the show starts as a black comedian called Godfrey
Speaker 11: on and Dad hates audience interaction, and the comedian comes
Speaker 11: out and looks at my dad and goes.
Speaker 1: Oh, this guy looks racist.
Speaker 11: And then and then my dad panics and goes absolutely,
Speaker 11: And I'm like, that's what you've gone back with absolutely
Speaker 11: Now the comedians all love it. At the comedian was like,
Speaker 11: at least this man knows what he is. He goes,
Speaker 11: He's honest. A lot of white people who pretending they ain't.
Speaker 11: And Dad's like that, oh I am mate, I'm bloddy racist.
Speaker 6: Right.
Speaker 11: So every comedian is fist bumping my day because they're like,
Speaker 11: that was really really like that you handled that in
Speaker 11: a very funny way. So we go back to the
Speaker 11: comedy the next night. Dad wants to do it again.
Speaker 11: This time he's like, turns up cocky. Yes, He's like,
Speaker 11: am I'm the king of I'm the king of crowd work.
Speaker 11: I'm the matte Rife of the future. And so he
Speaker 11: sits front row. A different black comedian walks on stage
Speaker 11: and before he even says a word, Dad gets a
Speaker 11: heckle in early I'm racist, man, absolute silence, like you
Speaker 11: can hear a pin drop at the comedians.
Speaker 1: That's cool, man. And Dad looks at me and he's
Speaker 1: just like, what happened there?
Speaker 11: I was like, last night you were accused of better
Speaker 11: racist and played along. Yeah, tonight you just sort of
Speaker 11: just screamed in a man's.
Speaker 1: Faith, welcome to farm. So he'll he'll be out tonight.
Speaker 11: So I look forward to seeing what he's got.
Speaker 3: Fringe, won't it.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I want to talk to you about Taylor Swift and
Speaker 4: Travis Kelsey. It's obviously absolutely massive here. You've noticed a
Speaker 4: difference between coming home.
Speaker 11: Yeah, I mean, because there's so many shows you can
Speaker 11: see Taylor Swift in in America, so there's not the
Speaker 11: same it's not the same thing here.
Speaker 1: It's like she's not in Adelaide.
Speaker 11: Yep, she skips Adelaide of course I would never skip adelaide.
Speaker 1: Of course, let's just remind themselves of that. What are
Speaker 1: you people paying? Like, what are you five thousand a ticket?
Speaker 1: Something like that.
Speaker 3: I think at the last minute people are paying thousands.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it starts at one fifty up upwards of thousands.
Speaker 11: What noise everyone in America is that all these Taylor
Speaker 11: Swift girlfans who have jumped on it, They've jumped on
Speaker 11: the Kansas City Chiefs.
Speaker 1: They've decided to give football a go. Team was not
Speaker 1: meant to win.
Speaker 11: All these women are like, I love football, I love
Speaker 11: football Hour Calsey and Patrick Mahomes and they won. These
Speaker 11: women have put four months of football support in and
Speaker 11: they get a Super Bowl. It's unrealistic. I can't believe
Speaker 11: we're back to football. But it teaches you the wrong thing.
Speaker 11: You're meant to lose year after year.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: And one guy is sitting over there, sitting pretty at
Speaker 4: the moment is Kanye West, who despite the Taylor.
Speaker 11: Mania, I'm not going to say which side I fall on,
Speaker 11: but he's number one again.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 11: Now I'll tell you what Taylor Swift. If you're a
Speaker 11: fan of Tay Swift, yes, yes, she's had a great run.
Speaker 11: But unless Taylor Swift can go on a wild anti
Speaker 11: semitic rant, yes and get back to number one?
Speaker 1: How is that a thing?
Speaker 2: It's only in America where you could go on such
Speaker 2: a tired like Kanye, but then somehow ranged to make
Speaker 2: a comeback. You do something like here in Australia you
Speaker 2: are canceled as all. Hell, oh mate, I've you know,
Speaker 2: I've had. I've said a couple of things in my
Speaker 2: show this year that me and I may not be back.
Speaker 1: You're fluting. But I so did not write the songs
Speaker 1: that Kanye West has written.
Speaker 11: He puts what that's his altitude training is he tries
Speaker 11: to cause as big a scandal as he can, and
Speaker 11: he's like, man, these beads have got a slap or prison.
Speaker 4: Ban sen Sorry, who's his Australian wife? She went to
Speaker 4: the super Bowl after party dressed as a dreido. Like literally,
Speaker 4: her dress was just a triangle on the front and
Speaker 4: a little slit on the back.
Speaker 1: It's funny.
Speaker 11: Australian media like I because I get both news sources.
Speaker 1: American media is like, oh imagine being her. Look at
Speaker 1: her beautiful body.
Speaker 11: This a lovely Australian woman and then I flick over
Speaker 11: to Australian News and it's like, oh, she's a hoe
Speaker 11: and she's been in prison. And every American woman where
Speaker 11: I mean homelessness is rife for the United States, is
Speaker 11: like I'll be in prison.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh wear that. We're pretty conservative, the most conservative Australians.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, So I mean, what are we going to
Speaker 1: expect tonight with your show? Well, listen, I'm going to
Speaker 1: guarantee one thing. My show.
Speaker 11: I have maybe got a touch of the Americans on me,
Speaker 11: but it's very, very full on. It's a fed If
Speaker 11: it's I believe it's I've just done it for.
Speaker 1: A month in Perth.
Speaker 11: I think it's probably say it's one of the more
Speaker 11: full on shows the stand ups are doing this yet,
Speaker 11: which is good. That's what stand ups for. It's a
Speaker 11: dirty little glory holder. Yell your horrible opinions.
Speaker 3: In all right, we'll grab our kids and we'll head
Speaker 3: along tonight.
Speaker 1: I call it the straight I call it the straight
Speaker 1: white male gloryhole. Here we go. All right, it's a
Speaker 1: dark space. We'll all get together and say what we think.
Speaker 1: I don't know what, who know what happens? I don't
Speaker 1: know what that means. Wink wink.
Speaker 2: All right, amos, you're going down swinging at what a
Speaker 2: suitable title with the title. Come on, starts and I
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Speaker 2: dot au. Gillie, thanks for your time this morning, Thanks
Speaker 2: for having me. Welcome back to the radio. Jod's one
Speaker 2: of the great shows on TV. Of course, Hello, we
Speaker 2: say Haley, Peace and Lauren to Chesiray and the beautiful
Speaker 2: stunning Tom Ran.
Speaker 9: Whoa, whoa, whoa whoa. Tom gets beautiful and study. I'm
Speaker 9: staying right here.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, gorge Lauren, gorgeous, but Tom still gets stunning
Speaker 2: and break.
Speaker 9: Tom is studying.
Speaker 7: You know, he's got beautiful hair, he's little eyes gleam.
Speaker 4: One thing you will learn coming into this studio is
Speaker 4: that no one compares to Tom Wren. I know nothing
Speaker 4: will ever stand in the way of the beautiful bromance
Speaker 4: that is Andrew Hayes and Tomrn.
Speaker 2: He's a god in our eyes. So you, Lauren, and
Speaker 2: thank you for jumping into the studio because we're here
Speaker 2: to talk about something which is really really important. An
Speaker 2: iconic institution in South Australia.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, you know the guys from Big Shead Brewery.
Speaker 7: We've all seen their massive brewery on Oldport Road. They
Speaker 7: built it in twenty nineteen, you know, like a lot
Speaker 7: of businesses, we're gonna invest in South Australia. We're gonna
Speaker 7: build a big building so everyone can come and enjoy
Speaker 7: our beer. And then for eighteen months to almost two years,
Speaker 7: no one could go there. Yeah, and so then you
Speaker 7: know they've been trying to work through problems ever since.
Speaker 7: And then you know, not yesterday, the day before, you know,
Speaker 7: they went into voluntary administration. And soon as I saw that,
Speaker 7: like the tears welled in my eyes because if anyone
Speaker 7: knows the owners, Jason and Craig from Big Shead, you
Speaker 7: just know they are the most amazing guys. And the
Speaker 7: story of how they were they were making beer in
Speaker 7: a bathtub back in the day. They liked doing it,
Speaker 7: and they told us, they were like, we're going home
Speaker 7: to tell our wives that we're gonna we're gonna start
Speaker 7: a brewery, okay, And they'd be texting each other going
Speaker 7: have you told her yet.
Speaker 9: Waiting for the fireworks of their wives to go.
Speaker 7: You're not quitting your job to make beer, but they
Speaker 7: did it and they started this. You know, they've started
Speaker 7: an institution, like craft beer in South Australia is so huge.
Speaker 7: As soon as I saw that they what had happened,
Speaker 7: I called Jason and I like, I actually was crying
Speaker 7: more than him. He was probably like, can you just like,
Speaker 7: can me farm stop crying. We're gonna be okay. But
Speaker 7: I just said to him, how can we help How
Speaker 7: can South Australia help you?
Speaker 9: He goes, well, anyway you can help me, we'll take it.
Speaker 9: Thank you.
Speaker 3: Great, Well, here's your platform. So what do we need
Speaker 3: to do?
Speaker 4: What does South Australians need to do to get them
Speaker 4: back on their feet.
Speaker 7: So firstly we've decided working with them. On February twenty six,
Speaker 7: we're going to have a massive event there on Old
Speaker 7: Port Road.
Speaker 9: Their license for a thousand people.
Speaker 7: I want a thousand people in that venue and there's
Speaker 7: no real you know, just come in and all you
Speaker 7: have to do. We want to buy out all their beer,
Speaker 7: all their beer, buy their drinks, buy their food. I've
Speaker 7: told them I want to put all their slabs of
Speaker 7: beer there and we're not leaving.
Speaker 9: It's like a lock in. You love this hazy. We're
Speaker 9: not leaving until all the beer is gone.
Speaker 4: And also they used to make beer in a bathtob
Speaker 4: he bathes in it every Friday night runs a beer bus.
Speaker 7: Is that why your skin is so silky smooth? You
Speaker 7: look like you're twelve?
Speaker 1: It's very yeasty, isn't it?
Speaker 9: The TV doesn't do you justice.
Speaker 2: It's definitely the hops. Can I just say something Lauri
Speaker 2: as well? And this is actually quite important. It's bloody
Speaker 2: good beer. It is very very very good beer.
Speaker 7: And they've partnered up with lots of other South Australian
Speaker 7: businesses for their beer. And do you know what, We've
Speaker 7: had an overwhelming response from so many other South Australian
Speaker 7: businesses just texting us going how can I help. I've
Speaker 7: had even other breweries going, you know, this could be us,
Speaker 7: this could be any one of us, how can we help?
Speaker 7: And that's pretty good when your competition to still want
Speaker 7: to help well.
Speaker 4: And the other thing that I love about this great
Speaker 4: state of ours is we rally, we rally and we
Speaker 4: show up. So when Spring Valley we're in trouble, Spring Gully,
Speaker 4: Spring Gully, Sorry, Gully Gully Gully, We're in trouble we
Speaker 4: got them back on their feet by sheer volume of
Speaker 4: people just going and buying their product.
Speaker 3: That's what we need to do again.
Speaker 9: Exactly.
Speaker 7: We bought those pickles, we bought that chutney, and like
Speaker 7: we all enjoyed their products. That's all I'm asking if
Speaker 7: everyone can go out and buy local. There's lots of
Speaker 7: places that you can buy their beers, go online, but
Speaker 7: if you can come to our event. I'm talking to
Speaker 7: lots of people at Fringe. We're doing it on a
Speaker 7: Monday night because that's when Fringe is shut. Yeah, it's
Speaker 7: mad Monday. But there's a lot of artists that are
Speaker 7: looking at coming. So we're going to put on a
Speaker 7: huge free concert. So it's going to be great for
Speaker 7: people if they want to come and bring their families.
Speaker 7: And all we ask is buy their beers and buy
Speaker 7: their food.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and so you know how he has beer bus,
Speaker 4: also has chutney and pickle bus.
Speaker 9: This is getting weird. And by the mint, why are
Speaker 9: you so weird?
Speaker 1: That's what.
Speaker 9: I mean.
Speaker 12: I'm Italian Greek. I mean it would make sense my
Speaker 12: bathing like olives and passes. But you may shock because Johnny,
Speaker 12: it's a sherguderie board bar.
Speaker 2: All right twenty six Yep, it's the big Shed brewery
Speaker 2: on Court Road.
Speaker 1: Let's really have a crack at.
Speaker 7: A thousand people. Guys, they've hit a thousand people. I've
Speaker 7: double checked this like seven times. You guys are definitely
Speaker 7: licensed for a thousand people, right, because I'm going to
Speaker 7: tell a thousand people to come. They're like, we are
Speaker 7: definitely licensed for a thousand people. Love this, So I
Speaker 7: want to be stopping people coming in and then like
Speaker 7: throwing cartons of beer out on the road and taking
Speaker 7: cash for them.
Speaker 3: Yeah for me?
Speaker 9: Can I do that?
Speaker 3: I think so?
Speaker 9: Yeah I can. It's for a good cause.
Speaker 3: I tell the text yes.
Speaker 9: Not cash card.
Speaker 2: Everything's legal, everything's fine. And Lauren obviously as well. More
Speaker 2: details via Adelaide.
Speaker 7: Yeah please ade Lady Hallo, I say, please be following
Speaker 7: us on social. I know you guys are probably going
Speaker 7: to keep people up to date as well on social.
Speaker 7: We really thank you for getting on board with this.
Speaker 7: Anyway we can help South Australian businesses. You know what,
Speaker 7: anyone who owns a business out there, it could be
Speaker 7: any of us. We've all gone through tough times. You
Speaker 7: can get through COVID, you can get through anything. So
Speaker 7: if we can help someone from falling, that would be brilliant.
Speaker 2: This is ridiculous, isn't it. I need you to play
Speaker 2: your part and drink a heap of beer.
Speaker 1: I'm making a difference.
Speaker 12: My dad would be so proud of me. Yeah, you're
Speaker 12: tell them to drink the beer, Lauren.
Speaker 4: I just love that there's gonna be blokes going home
Speaker 4: that night, Like you know, a schooner is deep going.
Speaker 3: I'm doing my part sound show.
Speaker 12: Why have you just spent seven hundred dollars in kinds
Speaker 12: of beer because Lauren told me to?
Speaker 9: Oh my god, I'm gonna have all these angry wives
Speaker 9: at me.
Speaker 1: Lauren, thanks for stopping by.
Speaker 9: Thanks guys for having me