Speaker 1: Hello, Welcome to the podcast. My my dad are away.
Speaker 1: The kids will play.
Speaker 2: Hello, get mad again?
Speaker 1: Straight mate? We have the Dog, the Jez. We're still
Speaker 1: going to come up with you. The millennial. What are
Speaker 1: we calling you?
Speaker 3: Gen Z for a start, not millennium.
Speaker 1: What are we calling you? Yeah, the Z, gen Z,
Speaker 1: the Jeers, the Dog and Jason King King Podcast. Don't
Speaker 1: pick on me. I'm the only one that's still here.
Speaker 4: You can't say that that's I we can't at minute.
Speaker 3: It's it's what according to Stamp.
Speaker 1: Yeah, some must work for a living.
Speaker 2: May still that's late for you, lot.
Speaker 1: What does that excuse me?
Speaker 2: I am here till after eleven most days.
Speaker 1: I'm here till eleven most days I might. I might
Speaker 1: be physically here, emotionally like nine thirty, I just get,
Speaker 1: I just get a little bit already deluded.
Speaker 5: It was a long show today, a long sorry drag
Speaker 5: for you.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, You're right, I'm off you.
Speaker 4: You absolutely agree.
Speaker 1: You will go back to that island where we got
Speaker 1: you from.
Speaker 2: Why was it a finish up at nine thirty?
Speaker 4: Well, that's all we have been doing.
Speaker 1: But that was late out a little bit.
Speaker 4: No, but we've been finishing at nine twenty or nine thirty.
Speaker 2: Is your favorite Beyonce.
Speaker 1: She's no longer on the team.
Speaker 4: She's still on long computer.
Speaker 6: No b.
Speaker 3: But you've got an a over here.
Speaker 1: Solid from you.
Speaker 2: You know we saw today, Oh yeah, he was Yeah,
Speaker 2: Actually I've got a bonu pick with this. You just
Speaker 2: didn't want to invite me to breakfast.
Speaker 4: It's okay, we didn't like it was the theme.
Speaker 2: Oh gee, that's so good. I didn't want to come anywhere.
Speaker 1: You weren't. Actually it was a mazy less breakfast.
Speaker 2: That was sitting at my desk and you're just walk back.
Speaker 2: We're going for.
Speaker 3: Food, will be back.
Speaker 1: Do you invite me to boxing?
Speaker 2: Well? Actually, Spiff, speaking of boxing, I had to cancel it.
Speaker 1: No one wants to do it at heads up?
Speaker 2: Well, the two people that.
Speaker 1: So, a friend of hers hang on, a friend of
Speaker 1: hers is open a boxing sent and ner here and
Speaker 1: they said, and they said, hey, Mace, do you want
Speaker 1: to bring.
Speaker 2: All the staff down for a session.
Speaker 1: In a building of eighty people? How many people? How
Speaker 1: do you confirmed? Two? How many people rocked up? Well?
Speaker 2: One pulled out this morning?
Speaker 4: Thirty was the one person I canceled it.
Speaker 2: Who was the one per that just screened that everyone
Speaker 2: in this office needs to get off their fat asses
Speaker 2: and do some exercise.
Speaker 1: Maybe we're working their asses off. I left making Monday.
Speaker 4: I left the company.
Speaker 5: I left it on red to remind myself because I
Speaker 5: was I was interested.
Speaker 3: I flagged it.
Speaker 1: Where did you send it? On email?
Speaker 2: To all stuff?
Speaker 1: I didn't get it.
Speaker 3: It's because you don't use your email.
Speaker 2: Read my messages.
Speaker 4: It's okay. There's another one on Friday, gotcha.
Speaker 2: No one wanted to do it, which I totally like,
Speaker 2: I get it.
Speaker 3: It's midday.
Speaker 2: People can't be fucked.
Speaker 1: Doing shower afterwards, which I found.
Speaker 2: I was just going to go straight home.
Speaker 3: You know what, were you the one person?
Speaker 1: I'm Were you going to get home?
Speaker 2: Where work from home? Mate? We've had this discussion. Just
Speaker 2: get back, bro, I'm not.
Speaker 5: There's something about exercising with work people. There's another thing,
Speaker 5: a bit boxing. I've done a couple of boxing classes
Speaker 5: as boxing as part of another class that I do.
Speaker 5: And when you don't, when you can't do it or
Speaker 5: you don't know, when you can't do it and you
Speaker 5: don't know the right the right, you feel like an idiot.
Speaker 5: You're standing there and you're like job, job, crossed and
Speaker 5: you feel like you're not coordinate.
Speaker 1: I feel like an idiot.
Speaker 2: It is niche and I totally I get it.
Speaker 1: But look, ha's this friend of mine is about to
Speaker 1: graduate black belt in ninja sorts like Samurai, fight like
Speaker 1: kill Bill. It's a girl and she goes when she
Speaker 1: becomes black belt, she has to register as.
Speaker 4: A weapon herself.
Speaker 3: She has a weapon.
Speaker 4: I'm a registered weapon.
Speaker 2: Way around, there's a wing on hang hang, hang, how do.
Speaker 3: You like she's she's a weapon?
Speaker 1: She's a weapon?
Speaker 2: But hang on boxing?
Speaker 5: You know when you're feeling in a form online mister missus, doctor,
Speaker 5: we do you have any sword?
Speaker 2: And she's going up against you and slashing? Are you
Speaker 2: getting cut slashing?
Speaker 3: People like that in real life?
Speaker 1: Well, she's so skilled, right that she could tip in
Speaker 1: yaky the front of you. That she has to register
Speaker 1: as a weapon.
Speaker 2: Do you understand how I'm getting confused in the hand.
Speaker 5: We're going to need that classific.
Speaker 1: I can't do this anymore.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's you know what I like it?
Speaker 1: No, No, what's you training for? Well?
Speaker 2: Taekwon do to cut up sushi?
Speaker 4: But I did taekwon doe, But that's self defense.
Speaker 1: She might bring the sword out of self defense. You
Speaker 1: break into a house, you bet your ass you'll pull
Speaker 1: the sword out and go kill bill on. Yeah.
Speaker 2: But if you're going up against somebody to classify yourself
Speaker 2: with that ship, you're killing them.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah yeah. But so for example, right, like,
Speaker 1: let's say if you're a armed sorry, say if you're
Speaker 1: a trained army professional, right, yeah, yeah, technically, technically you've
Speaker 1: got more skills than an everyday person. Save Jizz is
Speaker 1: a trained army essay, as souldier, right, and I break
Speaker 1: into his house and he uses his special Jiz skills
Speaker 1: on me, yeah right, flucking me right and he kills me.
Speaker 1: Technically he could be charged worse than a normal civilian.
Speaker 2: Yes, but no, because he's a weapon.
Speaker 1: That's why you charge worse.
Speaker 4: Yeah, weapon, great movie.
Speaker 1: Remember he was a soldiern So, what I'm saying is
Speaker 1: if you bust into my friend's house and she takes
Speaker 1: the semurai saw it off the wall and tipping Yaki
Speaker 1: is the front of you and you're dead, she'd be
Speaker 1: classed as a weapon.
Speaker 2: Does that mean she gets off?
Speaker 1: No, No, it's the opposite.
Speaker 3: This conversation.
Speaker 5: It's like if you if you to punch someone or
Speaker 5: if you were to attack them with a weapon, you
Speaker 5: would naturally be.
Speaker 2: More than I understand, because.
Speaker 4: You're using a weapon.
Speaker 1: She's the weapon.
Speaker 5: She is Like, you're not saying she does it with
Speaker 5: a sword, Yeah she is.
Speaker 1: She does it with the sword.
Speaker 4: So she's a weapon using a weapon.
Speaker 1: She's a weapon. We double the double weapon double. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it is a double edged sword and the sword.
Speaker 2: Hang on, what are you doing?
Speaker 1: Are you are you're taking the pissold a weapon?
Speaker 2: Can we actually just I'm gonna blow your mind? And
Speaker 2: here so I've just google searched what does MACI mean?
Speaker 2: And it's come up? It's come up?
Speaker 3: Weapon? What look at that? Can you do mine?
Speaker 4: Why did you do that?
Speaker 2: Somebody to me?
Speaker 4: That?
Speaker 1: Can you? What is? What does Jase mean?
Speaker 3: Is this an urban dictionary?
Speaker 1: If this comes back something lazy that, you need to
Speaker 1: stick up for me.
Speaker 3: You don't even have to dance.
Speaker 1: I'm your favorite.
Speaker 4: You need to healer, that's what it's accurate, Jason Enabler,
Speaker 4: what's mine?
Speaker 1: You think I'm going to enable it? I'm a healing.
Speaker 2: Do you want Halie or Allison?
Speaker 3: Do Allison?
Speaker 5: And then if it's bad, yeah, you have to knock
Speaker 5: off the work WiFi for.
Speaker 1: I'll give your tip going to come up here?
Speaker 3: Noble noble, you're a noble.
Speaker 1: Reference?
Speaker 3: What does noble even means?
Speaker 4: Worthy?
Speaker 1: All right? And can you jeers impregnator.
Speaker 2: Sweet smell of flowers?
Speaker 4: Thank god it's Flairerish.
Speaker 1: Can you look up Jason just to see if there's
Speaker 1: a difference.
Speaker 3: Can you do Ali as well?
Speaker 1: We're not happy with that healer again?
Speaker 3: What about a l I?
Speaker 1: What about j J A y?
Speaker 4: It just kind of ruddles me playing Lars carse j Really.
Speaker 3: Yeah, sublime, sublime, sublime.
Speaker 2: I personally think weapon is the best. Then that's my
Speaker 2: two cents, thank you.
Speaker 5: I don't understand what weapons Sammarai chick off all by
Speaker 5: the cops and the.
Speaker 1: Samurai chick.
Speaker 5: Have you got a weapon on you? She was like, no,
Speaker 5: well yes, where is it? Well none of them explained
Speaker 5: I am the weapon.
Speaker 1: Well then you need to throw yourself down on the ground.
Speaker 2: Do you know what?
Speaker 1: I actually imagine the airport? Any weapons to the clip?
Speaker 5: Should I go through the little lying down on the conveylarious?
Speaker 2: I actually would have really loved to have been a
Speaker 2: weapon this morning, because so I was coming to work
Speaker 2: and I was on Punt Road, and it's really hard
Speaker 2: to like merge, and I started, yeah I do. I
Speaker 2: started to merge in a punt road and this cheek
Speaker 2: would not let me, eyeballing her, I did they and
Speaker 2: she like eventually let me in and then started shaking
Speaker 2: her head and that pointing back to be like, get
Speaker 2: in the back of the arme. I'm like, mate, you
Speaker 2: fucking work, Just relax.
Speaker 3: You know what also gives me is.
Speaker 2: My pet peeve man.
Speaker 3: Seriously that gets.
Speaker 1: Med is a non thank you wave. Yeah, you should
Speaker 1: have said it a non thing. I spoke, what's yours?
Speaker 3: Actually was my blood mildly infuriates me.
Speaker 2: Just let me in, Like, are you that important to
Speaker 2: not let somebody in front? Like, oh my god, it's
Speaker 2: going to save two bloody minutes.
Speaker 4: I agree.
Speaker 1: Braddy's in the house, Big Papa's here, Big Papa. Hey
Speaker 1: y Friday night, we're going to the pub to watch
Speaker 1: the forty if you like.
Speaker 2: The Gee, that's nice you're inviting me.
Speaker 3: Plans were only set upon well.
Speaker 2: I got a message for Moli saying why aren't you
Speaker 2: at breakfast or your team are here? I was like, oh, gee,
Speaker 2: that's nice. All It's good for them to let me
Speaker 2: know that they're going. I'm glad. I have to find
Speaker 2: out through another friend that you do you want?
Speaker 1: Do you want the fucking invite for the pub or not?
Speaker 3: Come with me?
Speaker 2: Mace, I've got dinner on Friday night?
Speaker 1: Why that? And why aren't we invited?
Speaker 3: Exactly?
Speaker 1: We're fading away?
Speaker 2: Well, mutual, I don't know yet.
Speaker 1: Who's it with? Do you know?
Speaker 2: Actually no, you wouldn't know. I used to work with her.
Speaker 2: Name's Tory Rowe to.
Speaker 3: Yeah, same big dog.
Speaker 2: She's moved from Adelaide to Melbourne's talk pop up and
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get chat. Fords. Wait where are you going for? Then?
Speaker 1: Dons College, La Hotel?
Speaker 2: Great, we'll come, okay, Colors, how's the change?
Speaker 1: All right? Killed two? Gotten rid of fucking jazz as well?
Speaker 3: I hope because I don't want to be the only girl.
Speaker 2: Well, hang on, let's just get let's get really down
Speaker 2: to it. I don't even think I'm in the group chat?
Speaker 3: What group chat?
Speaker 1: What group chat?
Speaker 2: The group chat you guys have got going on, I'm
Speaker 2: not in it.
Speaker 1: I don't know what group chat.
Speaker 2: You've got a big smake on your blade and you
Speaker 2: know that.
Speaker 1: Listen about the doll. You can add my facking spot
Speaker 1: in the group chat because I don't read it.
Speaker 3: There's lots of lots of group chats.
Speaker 6: There are a lot of group chats in relation to
Speaker 6: a number of different things, mainly work related. There's not
Speaker 6: one that's really there's no fun one. No, there's no popping.
Speaker 1: Do you want to be in the show one?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: Are you in any other show? Are you in any
Speaker 1: other show ones?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: You need to leave them to get into this one.
Speaker 4: I'm not the other show on the one show.
Speaker 2: Like there are other show ones on the note, but
Speaker 2: there are other shows that I'm a part of, I
Speaker 2: work on. You need to pick you need to grow up?
Speaker 1: Tell me about it? Thank god, I haven't. It looks boring. Yeah,
Speaker 1: growing from Peter Pan.
Speaker 2: Actually, have you had the have you heard the conspiracies
Speaker 2: about Peter Pan?
Speaker 3: You know, this is a.
Speaker 2: Performing at the ground, so you know how like Peter Pan.
Speaker 3: Obviously it is like.
Speaker 2: The one that everyone loves and Peter Pan's so great
Speaker 2: and blah blah blah, and then Captain Cook's like the
Speaker 2: devil with you know, the evil person on that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so there there's a conspiracy that's going around that Peter
Speaker 2: Pan is actually the villain of the story, and Captain
Speaker 2: Cook was trying to kill Peter can dis Australia and
Speaker 2: is a sorry. Captain Hook was trying to kill Peter
Speaker 2: Pan because Peter Pan was actually still stealing all the
Speaker 2: children to take them to Never Never Land, and Peter
Speaker 2: is the baddie, and Captain Hook is trying to protect
Speaker 2: the children.
Speaker 1: Captain do you get it? Yes? Yea. And what's Captain Cooked?
Speaker 3: He's He's got Australia covered.
Speaker 1: Right there is why you're not in the group.
Speaker 2: Well, this is exactly why I'm behind the scenes. And anyway, so.
Speaker 1: College Law on Friday night you're around.
Speaker 5: I'll be there. I'm trying to be good. So I
Speaker 5: don't want to do it because I come, I'll drink
Speaker 5: beers and eat pimers. I can't do that. Next week
Speaker 5: is my last week.
Speaker 1: Do I need to ring? No, schedu it's a late finish.
Speaker 6: What I'm going to do, it's half milf, I promise you.
Speaker 1: I do know. Yeah, Okay, game kicks off.
Speaker 2: The Boun's playing.
Speaker 1: Collingwood and we'll sure yep, it's worst coast. I think
Speaker 1: you find Sport Coast.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's gonna be my one big blowout and then
Speaker 2: I'm doing drive Jing what this weekend?
Speaker 1: It is free?
Speaker 4: You realize that you only fifteen Hans dollars. That's what
Speaker 4: we said.
Speaker 3: We are the free jackers.
Speaker 4: Ever play Trust the Irish guy.
Speaker 1: I wants a second? That all right? Gidding? Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: if you want to.
Speaker 2: Come, you're mother welcome, Thank you, appreciate it.
Speaker 1: You back out? You're coming?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: What time we getting there? What are we wearing? What
Speaker 1: do we wear? Real matching? You'll be fine? You can wait.
Speaker 1: What you you on the one upstairs there to the balcony?
Speaker 2: I have never been?
Speaker 3: Is it on the beat the port?
Speaker 1: Do you know what? The Beach Hotel is pretty good
Speaker 1: to at the end of South Road.
Speaker 6: Beach Hotel or the Bright One. Yeah, it used to
Speaker 6: be call Milano's back in the day.
Speaker 3: It's called Is all your friends going? As all your friends?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 1: No, just the last just curious, generous.
Speaker 3: I was just curious for a big night. I was
Speaker 3: going to say, because I.
Speaker 4: For a big one.
Speaker 2: Is it a big night?
Speaker 4: It's a late game, late games.
Speaker 2: It could be a big night because I'm going I'm
Speaker 2: going drying June. I'm giving up drinking. Guys.
Speaker 1: You down, No, No, no, not at all. Keep going,
Speaker 1: Why why are you on the health kick?
Speaker 2: You put sounds I've decided I just need to get
Speaker 2: my life.
Speaker 1: But I see you Friday night.
Speaker 4: Now see that Friday, Maybe.
Speaker 1: Say brides.
Speaker 2: Love you, mice, Hey, don't look back, lave it all
Speaker 2: on the track.
Speaker 1: She knows well