WEBVTT - Bonus: Clint's Colonoscopy

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<v Speaker 1>I was m I a last week. Well, I missed

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<v Speaker 1>you for I missed you guys as well. You know

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<v Speaker 1>what I would have rather been here. Yes, it was

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<v Speaker 1>a bit of a mess. I had to jet into

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<v Speaker 1>hospital to get a colonoscopy.

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<v Speaker 2>Now which end is that?

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<v Speaker 1>It's but I had to have thes and the mouth

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<v Speaker 1>as well.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay the way you said that sounded off. And the mouth, well,

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<v Speaker 3>the gastroscopy.

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<v Speaker 1>The gastroscopy and the no, sorry it's called an endoscopy,

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<v Speaker 1>I think.

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<v Speaker 4>And which end is the end of that's the mouth, thankfully.

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<v Speaker 4>Now this is a real old like. It's like as

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<v Speaker 4>you get towards forty, I feel.

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<v Speaker 3>Like a lot of people are in colonoscopy territory. You

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<v Speaker 3>know you've never had one. I think it's time in

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<v Speaker 3>the same procedure, but not.

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<v Speaker 1>A couple of hands. So he can't be right.

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<v Speaker 2>So he'll finish at the end of sin and then

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<v Speaker 2>go no.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I think I believe they start in the mouth,

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<v Speaker 1>throwing the throat into the changing in it all starts

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<v Speaker 1>j So I was admitted at one o'clock. So let's

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<v Speaker 1>rewind the clock to four a m. Set the alarm clocks.

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<v Speaker 1>The phone went off. That was time to start prepping.

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<v Speaker 4>It's called prep prep.

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<v Speaker 1>You're prepping, you're prepping the bars.

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<v Speaker 4>You literally have this drink, and how would you describe it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like a it's like a flat lemonade. I mean, look,

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<v Speaker 1>it wasn't as bad as I thought it would be.

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<v Speaker 1>Like actually drinking it, how much. It's two leaders, two leaders,

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<v Speaker 1>So the first you do it in two stages, one

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<v Speaker 1>and a half different, one and a half leaders to start,

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<v Speaker 1>and then you do the last five hundred meals a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit later, just to give it one last little punch.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, and then you go to the darkest depths of

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<v Speaker 3>hell you've ever.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, it's not, it's not entirely dark all the time.

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<v Speaker 1>But I drank the one and a half liters and

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<v Speaker 1>I wasn't feeling any sort of form of warned in

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<v Speaker 1>a way.

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<v Speaker 4>I warned you, this is four o'clock, but it can

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<v Speaker 4>take time. I don't think you're giving yourself enough time.

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<v Speaker 1>So I took myself back off to bed.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh no, you didn't have a situation in the bed.

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<v Speaker 1>I almost had a situation. The dash from the bedroom

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<v Speaker 1>to the toilet, complete with obstacles including the dog, the kitchens,

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<v Speaker 1>like you're playing Frogger mate.

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<v Speaker 4>It was, and you wouldn't have been running, you would

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<v Speaker 4>have been waddling.

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<v Speaker 1>It wasn't cute, and it was one of the more

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<v Speaker 1>remarkable feats that I've ever achieved in. And when you

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<v Speaker 1>got to I didn't leave the toilet for two hours.

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<v Speaker 2>You're not being dramatic.

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<v Speaker 1>Dramatic, but that's round one, Round one. You sit there

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<v Speaker 1>for two hours. Everything.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyone who's ever gone through this can empathize with it.

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<v Speaker 3>Remember when I had one and you said, can you

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<v Speaker 3>talk about it? And the show I said, absolutely not, I.

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<v Speaker 1>Can never e that's stage one, Stage two, the last

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<v Speaker 1>five hundred meals, So down down the five hundred meals

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<v Speaker 1>goes no more. Man, it's like a tap. You're going again.

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<v Speaker 4>This is gress. I don't want to talk about it anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's that's before you're actually admitted to hospital. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>once you get to hospital, one of the worst part

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<v Speaker 1>of this was being having your name called the water.

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<v Speaker 1>Epworth is full of people the proceedure, so you know

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<v Speaker 1>they're just waiting and this this nurse, it was very,

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<v Speaker 1>very nice, but she had a very loud voice. Clint,

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<v Speaker 1>stand away, stand away, Clint, I know you mate humiliating.

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<v Speaker 4>No, it's not. It's part of growing up.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what it's You've got to be health conscious,

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<v Speaker 1>health conscious question.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, it's only one bathroom in that waiting.

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<v Speaker 1>Room and you're still yeah, yeah, you can be. Thankfully

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<v Speaker 1>I was because.

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<v Speaker 4>I would revolving door, but I wouldn't.

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<v Speaker 2>Want to make sure I'm good to go before I

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<v Speaker 2>lay on that table and give them a surprise, you

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<v Speaker 2>know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 1>Like what her a surprise? Like I don't want anything left?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>You really want you really don't want anything.

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<v Speaker 2>When I saw Clint the day afterwards, you you looked

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<v Speaker 2>incredibly emaciated.

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<v Speaker 1>You do nothing left?

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<v Speaker 4>How much weight you drop?

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<v Speaker 2>Park all these jokes for a second.

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<v Speaker 1>How are you feeling?

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<v Speaker 2>Because I know.

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<v Speaker 1>I carried a whole lot of anxiety here. You're a

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<v Speaker 1>bit of a mess. You're a bit of a mess.

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<v Speaker 1>It's it's it's a lot to go through, isn't it, Bossy,

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<v Speaker 1>especially when you I've had some issues, like just gut

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<v Speaker 1>issues for a while, and it was it was a

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<v Speaker 1>great relief to wake up. Did they give you some

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<v Speaker 1>closure after it and straight away know that you're going

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<v Speaker 1>to be okay?

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<v Speaker 4>Where did you wake up, Oh my wake up.

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<v Speaker 1>Well it was it was quite a busy day for colonoscopiece.

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<v Speaker 1>They couldn't find a recovery bay porn, they say. They

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<v Speaker 1>wheeled me into the pediatric wing. So I woke up

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<v Speaker 1>surrounded by surrounded by a glow zone and duck and like.

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<v Speaker 2>Could have been worse, could have been in maternity next work.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't kept shitting themselves as well.

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<v Speaker 3>I think that's why they put him there. A photo

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<v Speaker 3>of him crying, and I was like, are they duck

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<v Speaker 3>kur happy tears.

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<v Speaker 2>It's good to know you're okay because I know you

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<v Speaker 2>were bloody worked up.

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<v Speaker 1>Mate.

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<v Speaker 3>You also had to sit on a pillow on our

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<v Speaker 3>drive tomorrow, saying.

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<v Speaker 2>Jas can I ask a big favor? And I'm like, yeah, mate,

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<v Speaker 2>what do you need my I'm going to eat the

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<v Speaker 2>front seat. It is just gone twenty past seven. Sampang

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<v Speaker 2>joins us on the other side of this

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<v Speaker 1>At Nova Jason Lauren Jason Lauren wake up feeling good

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<v Speaker 1>following them on the socials,