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Speaker 1: I was m I a last week. Well, I missed

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Speaker 1: you for I missed you guys as well. You know

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Speaker 1: what I would have rather been here. Yes, it was

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Speaker 1: a bit of a mess. I had to jet into

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Speaker 1: hospital to get a colonoscopy.

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Speaker 2: Now which end is that?

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Speaker 1: It's but I had to have thes and the mouth

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Speaker 1: as well.

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Speaker 3: Okay the way you said that sounded off. And the mouth, well,

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Speaker 3: the gastroscopy.

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Speaker 1: The gastroscopy and the no, sorry it's called an endoscopy,

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Speaker 1: I think.

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Speaker 4: And which end is the end of that's the mouth, thankfully.

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Speaker 4: Now this is a real old like. It's like as

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Speaker 4: you get towards forty, I feel.

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Speaker 3: Like a lot of people are in colonoscopy territory. You

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Speaker 3: know you've never had one. I think it's time in

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Speaker 3: the same procedure, but not.

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Speaker 1: A couple of hands. So he can't be right.

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Speaker 2: So he'll finish at the end of sin and then

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Speaker 2: go no.

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Speaker 1: No, I think I believe they start in the mouth,

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Speaker 1: throwing the throat into the changing in it all starts

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Speaker 1: j So I was admitted at one o'clock. So let's

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Speaker 1: rewind the clock to four a m. Set the alarm clocks.

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Speaker 1: The phone went off. That was time to start prepping.

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Speaker 4: It's called prep prep.

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Speaker 1: You're prepping, you're prepping the bars.

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Speaker 4: You literally have this drink, and how would you describe it.

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Speaker 1: It's like a it's like a flat lemonade. I mean, look,

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Speaker 1: it wasn't as bad as I thought it would be.

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Speaker 1: Like actually drinking it, how much. It's two leaders, two leaders,

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Speaker 1: So the first you do it in two stages, one

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Speaker 1: and a half different, one and a half leaders to start,

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Speaker 1: and then you do the last five hundred meals a

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Speaker 1: little bit later, just to give it one last little punch.

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Speaker 3: Now, and then you go to the darkest depths of

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Speaker 3: hell you've ever.

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Speaker 1: Well, it's not, it's not entirely dark all the time.

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Speaker 1: But I drank the one and a half liters and

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Speaker 1: I wasn't feeling any sort of form of warned in

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Speaker 1: a way.

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Speaker 4: I warned you, this is four o'clock, but it can

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Speaker 4: take time. I don't think you're giving yourself enough time.

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Speaker 1: So I took myself back off to bed.

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Speaker 4: Oh no, you didn't have a situation in the bed.

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Speaker 1: I almost had a situation. The dash from the bedroom

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Speaker 1: to the toilet, complete with obstacles including the dog, the kitchens,

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Speaker 1: like you're playing Frogger mate.

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Speaker 4: It was, and you wouldn't have been running, you would

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Speaker 4: have been waddling.

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Speaker 1: It wasn't cute, and it was one of the more

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Speaker 1: remarkable feats that I've ever achieved in. And when you

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Speaker 1: got to I didn't leave the toilet for two hours.

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Speaker 2: You're not being dramatic.

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Speaker 1: Dramatic, but that's round one, Round one. You sit there

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Speaker 1: for two hours. Everything.

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Speaker 3: Anyone who's ever gone through this can empathize with it.

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Speaker 3: Remember when I had one and you said, can you

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Speaker 3: talk about it? And the show I said, absolutely not, I.

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Speaker 1: Can never e that's stage one, Stage two, the last

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Speaker 1: five hundred meals, So down down the five hundred meals

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Speaker 1: goes no more. Man, it's like a tap. You're going again.

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Speaker 4: This is gress. I don't want to talk about it anymore.

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Speaker 1: So that's that's before you're actually admitted to hospital. Now,

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Speaker 1: once you get to hospital, one of the worst part

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Speaker 1: of this was being having your name called the water.

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Speaker 1: Epworth is full of people the proceedure, so you know

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Speaker 1: they're just waiting and this this nurse, it was very,

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Speaker 1: very nice, but she had a very loud voice. Clint,

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Speaker 1: stand away, stand away, Clint, I know you mate humiliating.

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Speaker 4: No, it's not. It's part of growing up.

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Speaker 1: You know what it's You've got to be health conscious,

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Speaker 1: health conscious question.

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Speaker 2: Yes, it's only one bathroom in that waiting.

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Speaker 1: Room and you're still yeah, yeah, you can be. Thankfully

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Speaker 1: I was because.

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Speaker 4: I would revolving door, but I wouldn't.

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Speaker 2: Want to make sure I'm good to go before I

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Speaker 2: lay on that table and give them a surprise, you

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Speaker 2: know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: Like what her a surprise? Like I don't want anything left?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: You really want you really don't want anything.

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Speaker 2: When I saw Clint the day afterwards, you you looked

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Speaker 2: incredibly emaciated.

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Speaker 1: You do nothing left?

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Speaker 4: How much weight you drop?

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Speaker 2: Park all these jokes for a second.

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Speaker 1: How are you feeling?

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Speaker 2: Because I know.

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Speaker 1: I carried a whole lot of anxiety here. You're a

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Speaker 1: bit of a mess. You're a bit of a mess.

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Speaker 1: It's it's it's a lot to go through, isn't it, Bossy,

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Speaker 1: especially when you I've had some issues, like just gut

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Speaker 1: issues for a while, and it was it was a

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Speaker 1: great relief to wake up. Did they give you some

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Speaker 1: closure after it and straight away know that you're going

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Speaker 1: to be okay?

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Speaker 4: Where did you wake up, Oh my wake up.

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Speaker 1: Well it was it was quite a busy day for colonoscopiece.

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Speaker 1: They couldn't find a recovery bay porn, they say. They

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Speaker 1: wheeled me into the pediatric wing. So I woke up

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Speaker 1: surrounded by surrounded by a glow zone and duck and like.

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Speaker 2: Could have been worse, could have been in maternity next work.

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Speaker 1: I don't kept shitting themselves as well.

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Speaker 3: I think that's why they put him there. A photo

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Speaker 3: of him crying, and I was like, are they duck

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Speaker 3: kur happy tears.

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Speaker 2: It's good to know you're okay because I know you

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Speaker 2: were bloody worked up.

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Speaker 1: Mate.

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Speaker 3: You also had to sit on a pillow on our

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Speaker 3: drive tomorrow, saying.

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Speaker 2: Jas can I ask a big favor? And I'm like, yeah, mate,

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Speaker 2: what do you need my I'm going to eat the

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Speaker 2: front seat. It is just gone twenty past seven. Sampang

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Speaker 2: joins us on the other side of this

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Speaker 1: At Nova Jason Lauren Jason Lauren wake up feeling good

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Speaker 1: following them on the socials,