Speaker 1: Good morning Melbourne. Jason Lauren started morning the right away.
Speaker 2: Great, this is Jason Lauren Nogel one hundred. Well, good
Speaker 2: morning everybody, and welcoming and Wednesday. How are we doing well?
Speaker 3: How'd we a scene this morning?
Speaker 4: We did, indeed, but we are here.
Speaker 3: I'm good.
Speaker 2: How are you? I arrived at work to find because
Speaker 2: there's a lot of security on this building.
Speaker 5: Security, security, gain, physicals.
Speaker 2: Compared to where we used to work, where you do
Speaker 2: the mad run from the car to the building.
Speaker 6: You didn't get robbed in between. There's like a boom
Speaker 6: gate that you got. Sorry, there's a garage door. You
Speaker 6: have to open that and then you go to the
Speaker 6: boom gate. But you were at the garage door Clint
Speaker 6: this morning and you went through. So I just tailgated
Speaker 6: you through and then I got.
Speaker 4: To the boom gate.
Speaker 6: You just through with these with ease then and then
Speaker 6: I went through the garage door and then I went
Speaker 6: to tap my pass on the boom gate and it
Speaker 6: didn't work with the garage door went down, so I
Speaker 6: was wedged.
Speaker 2: You were stuck. She was stuck between the beamgate and
Speaker 2: the garage door. I've arrived at work. The garage door
Speaker 2: has gone up and there she is. What a terrifying situation.
Speaker 6: Well, and really I just thought I'm just going to
Speaker 6: nap here and hope nobody noticed it until someone rescues me.
Speaker 2: We got to the bottom of it. She was tapping
Speaker 2: her work pass on the wrong part of the boomgate.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 6: I think maybe I was tapping away. You tap your
Speaker 6: credit card if you're paying. Oh, yes, I'm not sure.
Speaker 6: We can't confirm that. I have to go and retest
Speaker 6: my pa.
Speaker 2: Oh, I would bet all three kids that you would
Speaker 2: tapping it on the wrong thing. I did wonder what
Speaker 2: happened to you because I was right behind you.
Speaker 5: Gave you a wave, and then I'm.
Speaker 6: Sitting there for a while, and then the garage door
Speaker 6: opens and I was like, oh, who's going to be
Speaker 6: my Knight in shining Armor?
Speaker 4: Opened the garage.
Speaker 6: There's Jas just laughing behind me. That's not what I
Speaker 6: needed this morning. In any way, we are here.
Speaker 7: Now, guys, just right cut happy days.
Speaker 6: Absolutely, a lot of people, a lot of money. And
Speaker 6: did I see all the big banks have agreed to follow?
Speaker 5: Four Pack was the first within I think thirty seconds
Speaker 5: of the rb A governor. Yeah, right, making the move
Speaker 5: a bit of a pack. Just a pr move rb
Speaker 5: A governor doesn't seem like a.
Speaker 2: Girl?
Speaker 4: Does she know to hang on with?
Speaker 2: Very serious? Apparently Brod produce a nos. Yeah, apparently it's
Speaker 2: one of the apparently might allowed to am allowed to
Speaker 2: say this Brod's Apparently it's one of his mates. Most
Speaker 2: the party girl from the r b A the governor.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she's one of our friend Dom's mum. Yeah right,
Speaker 4: she's great the books. What she likes to make a
Speaker 4: great pastor bake? Sure she probably still does.
Speaker 3: She was celebrating with the whole rb A team yesterday
Speaker 3: over a delicious past paper.
Speaker 4: Paster by.
Speaker 2: Jesus.
Speaker 4: Michelle Bullock loves a.
Speaker 3: Past The bank must get her on to discuss.
Speaker 2: Imagine we get the governor of the r b A
Speaker 2: on this morning, what's your recipe for cheesy chickens?
Speaker 4: Seriously astra and exclusive Michelle Bullock talks.
Speaker 3: Past the banks, all four banks and Westpark Common.
Speaker 4: Bank and the four big banks and four sorry go
Speaker 4: through them again?
Speaker 6: And what about the others They've all done it? Iron
Speaker 6: g Saint George, Bendy yellow brick road.
Speaker 4: Is that a bank?
Speaker 7: Now?
Speaker 4: There you go?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 3: It was on the Today Show that's what I was reading.
Speaker 2: That good news. Why we'll no doubt touch on that.
Speaker 2: Get your favorite.
Speaker 6: That's a huge relief for a lot of people. Massive
Speaker 6: coming up, celebrating over past the bank.
Speaker 2: Of course, we are preparing for tomorrow. We're taking the
Speaker 2: show on the road. We think we found Melbourne's biggest
Speaker 2: or one of Melbourne's biggest families.
Speaker 4: With eleven kids, and tomorrow.
Speaker 7: That mom will be replaced by Lauren mom mom Aunty
Speaker 7: Lozzy is coming to help the school run.
Speaker 2: That's right, tomorrow will posibly go wrong live from one
Speaker 2: of Melbourne's biggest families. More on that throughout the show.
Speaker 2: We've got the stars of goggle Box, Keith and Lee
Speaker 2: joining us in the next twenty as well. Let's get
Speaker 2: into it. This is Jelly Roll. Good Morning Melbourne, you're
Speaker 2: on over. You are on the air with Jason and
Speaker 2: Laurence Clints here as well.
Speaker 4: What just happened?
Speaker 2: Did Joe Crazy?
Speaker 6: Did Joe Crazy just stick his head in and say
Speaker 6: good morning at six o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 2: Is he just getting home?
Speaker 4: We just good morning morning.
Speaker 2: It's the secret what we're doing. Leave my mind.
Speaker 4: Look over into that studio, do an interview twenty minutes
Speaker 4: time and you will see tears. You look good, you
Speaker 4: look like to come.
Speaker 2: In preparation. Yes, this means so this is an interview
Speaker 2: for the Drive show.
Speaker 3: Yes, okay, I w can we play it out. We'll
Speaker 3: tell everyone to listen today, find out and.
Speaker 2: I'll let you run. He's like You're at the meeting.
Speaker 2: Tell you guys, start time, glamorous?
Speaker 4: What time did you have an ice ba?
Speaker 2: About four?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: Wonder you look so young?
Speaker 2: Have you a little collagen? You've taken a little thing
Speaker 2: for this guest? Or big time?
Speaker 4: Can you tell us?
Speaker 3: My female?
Speaker 4: They this, they have informed in my life. Oh, I've
Speaker 4: gotta go, I've got to go.
Speaker 2: Is it share? I'm sure?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, crash if a chow?
Speaker 2: Good luck?
Speaker 4: Okay, we're watching it's at four p thirty. I'm thrown
Speaker 4: by that, but don't worry.
Speaker 6: Melbourne out shows just as excited. We've got Lean and
Speaker 6: Keith from goggle Box.
Speaker 2: I'll give you what dip. I did not do an
Speaker 2: ice bath in preparation for me?
Speaker 3: Do you think I should do ice baths before the show.
Speaker 3: He looks so sprightly.
Speaker 2: I have never seen him so alert, and he normally
Speaker 2: gets in in the afternoon.
Speaker 6: Ow Jim opens at five thirty on the way. I
Speaker 6: could do an ice path at five thirty, but i'd
Speaker 6: be here late.
Speaker 4: Also, does that shirt he's wearing have buttons? Do you
Speaker 4: think he's got notes velcro? He's going to rip it
Speaker 4: off very open, Clint.
Speaker 3: It must be someone big to get that whole drive
Speaker 3: team out of bed at six a m.
Speaker 2: Yeah, absolutely shocking.
Speaker 4: My god, he walked past.
Speaker 2: I've got it.
Speaker 4: I think I've got it too, Ariana Grande.
Speaker 2: We'll say one two three and then so are we
Speaker 2: allowed to that? Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna guess it's
Speaker 2: one two three?
Speaker 4: Who did you say?
Speaker 2: I said? Oprah? Okay, in the country.
Speaker 4: She's not getting up with Billy Eiley.
Speaker 3: She's getting up, wouldn't she?
Speaker 2: No Billy Age, She's bored.
Speaker 4: It's not Billy.
Speaker 2: I'm calling you to drive have on, Oprah or share?
Speaker 2: He said.
Speaker 3: Meghan Markle shaped his.
Speaker 4: Guest has shaped his early formative years.
Speaker 3: So no, Kylie is not doing six a m.
Speaker 2: We won't get an answer this morning, Okay, where we will?
Speaker 3: Well, I won't sneak into their studio and have a
Speaker 3: look at the prep sheet.
Speaker 2: But the only prep sheet. If you looked at around
Speaker 2: for a while, Oh, this is what they look like.
Speaker 2: So it says all the information about the guests. We
Speaker 2: should get these anyway.
Speaker 3: How does he look so good when you know what
Speaker 3: I did last night?
Speaker 2: Oh, Clint, can I I'm putting my three year old
Speaker 2: to bed. Yes, I'll tell you the same message. Three
Speaker 2: year olds go to be quite early. I'm like trying
Speaker 2: to tuck Archie in. I'm saying good night, and then
Speaker 2: my phone goes off and it's a text message from
Speaker 2: mum over here saying.
Speaker 6: This might be a new record. I'm already in bed.
Speaker 6: It was five point forty five pm. To be honest,
Speaker 6: I thought it was like seven. I just hadn't looked
Speaker 6: at my phone on my watch, I was very much
Speaker 6: in one download No Children, How good? And I had
Speaker 6: a shower, washed and dried my hand and just thought, oh,
Speaker 6: I just tuck in. I want to watch that Tara
Speaker 6: Brown special from the night before on nine now. So
Speaker 6: I climbed in turn a TV on, thinking I'd maybe
Speaker 6: catch the end of the weather or the news, and
Speaker 6: Todd Woodbridge was still doing Tipping Point. Oh good, I
Speaker 6: thought they've given him an extended slot.
Speaker 4: The show so good, No, just having it the news yet?
Speaker 2: Did you blend your dinner as well? Mash it up?
Speaker 4: Basically got ninja bullet.
Speaker 3: I didn't go to sleep obviously, I was awake TOI late.
Speaker 6: Oh god, I think I was asleep by eight of course,
Speaker 6: late night five point forty five.
Speaker 3: That is that is living Melbourne. Let me tell you,
Speaker 3: if you can go to bed early, it is the best.
Speaker 5: For something happened on television last night that we have
Speaker 5: to talk about later houristics.
Speaker 4: I was asleep, but I woke up.
Speaker 2: To you and were on the television. Could have been
Speaker 2: at six thirty. We'll still number.
Speaker 3: I love that Chapel Roon song Pony Club.
Speaker 2: It's not about Chapel Roone is just so hot right.
Speaker 3: Now, so hot right now.
Speaker 2: I think, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's just like you.
Speaker 6: Well, I'm I'm a Chapelone fan, but that is I
Speaker 6: think that's my favorite of all of her songs.
Speaker 2: All right, May we do this sixty? Depends what it is?
Speaker 2: Bruce Vagina, what foreign objects?
Speaker 3: Jason cracked?
Speaker 2: Willie mind your manners? An e doctor has real the
Speaker 2: most common bedroom injuries and the positions that have caused them.
Speaker 2: Trapped pen ol ring.
Speaker 4: Oh, that's not not good penal ring.
Speaker 3: That's what a fancy name?
Speaker 2: What are they called? Alauren?
Speaker 3: Well we know it's it's not a peen oarl ring.
Speaker 2: It's a prince Oh Albert, that's the one.
Speaker 3: Now isn't that a bolt?
Speaker 2: Well that's a pen ring.
Speaker 3: Oh I was not thinking of that. Yeah, through that,
Speaker 3: I was thinking of.
Speaker 2: A here's one for you. What do you think different? Sorry?
Speaker 4: What a big rooster ring?
Speaker 2: A rooster ring, you know right?
Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, another lucky cocky a very different purpose.
Speaker 3: I think that's what a peenil ring would be.
Speaker 2: About. Over eight hundred thousand Americans every year suffer a
Speaker 2: heart attack.
Speaker 3: Oh that's doing the day.
Speaker 2: That doesn't surprise me because all the old boys get
Speaker 2: on board and they imagine that happened to gets to
Speaker 2: be excited.
Speaker 6: Oh god, imagine happening on top of you. I think
Speaker 6: it would be more the men than women that that
Speaker 6: happens to.
Speaker 2: You, wouldn't God, you wouldn't want to be found like that,
Speaker 2: would you.
Speaker 3: Well, you wouldn't want to be the one to blame.
Speaker 4: No good point, I'm too hot. You got too excited.
Speaker 2: About it. Thirteen twenty four.
Speaker 4: Teen that's a terrible What is it a terrible way
Speaker 4: to go? You're an onside?
Speaker 2: Depends what exactly. If you didn't, you know, maybe it's
Speaker 2: not a bad he went out frustrated thirteen twenty four tens.
Speaker 4: Well, you never know, couldn't.
Speaker 2: Quite get there.
Speaker 3: Maybe maybe they do.
Speaker 4: Maybe it's you're like.
Speaker 2: Whooo, well, then that's not so bad. It was the
Speaker 2: last time you yelled. It's been a while, Clint, thirteen
Speaker 2: twenty four to ten. Have you been hurt on the job? Oh?
Speaker 2: How did that happen? Guys, we're going to do a
Speaker 2: little test this morning.
Speaker 3: Executive, No thanks, I don't want to be part of
Speaker 3: this test.
Speaker 2: Our executive producer, Brady.
Speaker 3: I walked past his computer before and I did not
Speaker 3: like you what I saw.
Speaker 2: He is going to tell us the name of a
Speaker 2: position and we all we all have to explain what
Speaker 2: we think that position is. First one up, bros. The corkscrew.
Speaker 3: Now I walked past your computer and saw this before,
Speaker 3: and I was very confused.
Speaker 4: I'm assuming it's it's it's it's a twisty situation with
Speaker 4: some form of I.
Speaker 2: Would say the party areas.
Speaker 4: Adjoined and like a breakdancer.
Speaker 2: Raygun like, and then the legs are curled together. There
Speaker 2: is a joinoint.
Speaker 4: The heads are at the opposity and the legs.
Speaker 2: Are curled together. Are we correct? Let's have a look
Speaker 2: on this screen. No what? No number?
Speaker 4: A sheet? She looks dead.
Speaker 2: It's a modesty sheet.
Speaker 6: The receiver should rest their hip, rest on their hip
Speaker 6: and forearm, and press their thighs together.
Speaker 3: That the part of stands. I don't know about that one.
Speaker 2: Same here.
Speaker 3: You've got to be the same heart to make that work.
Speaker 2: From what.
Speaker 3: We have.
Speaker 4: The pretzel dip, the pretzel dip, pretzel dip, I don't know.
Speaker 3: But it's not happening at my house.
Speaker 2: I would say, because you know, the pretzels got like
Speaker 2: two rings. I love pretzels.
Speaker 4: Don't put me off pretz I've never dipped, though.
Speaker 3: Pretzels are making me thirsty.
Speaker 2: What do you be connecting your would someone be connecting
Speaker 2: their hands and their feet right? So they're making the
Speaker 2: arch of a pretzel?
Speaker 4: I think I think it's a foot fetish.
Speaker 2: I think it might. And then someone's going for I
Speaker 2: think it might involve them out. Okay, checking the screen.
Speaker 2: Oh jeez, how did she get there? Oh? Yeah, I
Speaker 2: say that, hang on, can you describe the image on
Speaker 2: the screen.
Speaker 3: They're very intertwined.
Speaker 2: See, I would say that's a corkscrew.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that looks more like a corkscrews. Mate, I'm not
Speaker 4: quite short.
Speaker 2: I'm looking at this pretzel back in.
Speaker 3: We're seeing this in cartoon form, by the way, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, we're not watching videos. It's like anime.
Speaker 3: No, it's just it's like it's like single line drawing.
Speaker 2: What else do you go for? The last one is
Speaker 2: the g whiz ge whiz?
Speaker 4: Doesn't sound fun to meckon?
Speaker 2: You've done this one before, Lauren, unless it's missionary a meeting.
Speaker 2: We spoke about this the meeting, you go, am, what
Speaker 2: did you say you weren't willing to.
Speaker 4: I don't know. I was half asleep, and I am
Speaker 4: not a reverse cowgirl sort of person.
Speaker 3: Not a reverse cowgirl.
Speaker 4: That none of your business.
Speaker 2: She likes to look at the question?
Speaker 3: Is that to ask your colleague at six forty three?
Speaker 2: Sorry, what was the name of the last one? Did
Speaker 2: ge wiz ge whiz?
Speaker 3: Let's whiz on each other?
Speaker 4: Who it's called the g whiz?
Speaker 3: I thought people like that stuff.
Speaker 2: I thought it will be like, you know, have a
Speaker 2: look surprised.
Speaker 4: No, I think it's got to do with the G spot?
Speaker 2: Does it?
Speaker 3: All these positions look the same, I really do.
Speaker 2: Okay, so how to do it?
Speaker 4: The receiver lives on their back, resting on each gives
Speaker 4: shoulders the giver.
Speaker 2: Oh so it's a G spot. Its targets a G spot.
Speaker 2: No whiz at all?
Speaker 4: No whiz that's good.
Speaker 3: A right.
Speaker 2: Because because that character is laying down not doing anything,
Speaker 2: is that why.
Speaker 4: No whizzing to be said?
Speaker 2: Can you just go home tonight? It's almost let's.
Speaker 4: Do the G wizdow.
Speaker 2: Gym.
Speaker 3: I dropped it her gin on the way. He listens
Speaker 3: to this going lawn, stop talking G whiz tonight.
Speaker 5: The news is there's a section where it says, make
Speaker 5: it hotter. The giver can rock the receiver in a
Speaker 5: side to side or up and it's like being on
Speaker 5: a ride.
Speaker 3: Just keep it simple. No one wants to get sick
Speaker 3: doing the G whiz bro.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four to ten. I have gold grass tickets
Speaker 2: to Moonlight.
Speaker 6: From Moonlights and are thrilled to be Unless you're going
Speaker 6: to watch the nunch Kidman movie, they wouldn't be allowed to.
Speaker 2: Chat, all right, Goldgrass tickets the Moonlight Cinema on out
Speaker 2: the Royal Botannical Gardens thirty twenty four ten Have you
Speaker 2: injured yourself on the job? Our number is thirteen twenty
Speaker 2: four to ten to get involved six forty just talking
Speaker 2: about a story about er. Doctors have come out listing
Speaker 2: the most common bedroom injuries.
Speaker 5: Let's see a bit, wouldn't they bedroom injury? Yeah, there
Speaker 5: was once a famous Melbourne person who broke his.
Speaker 4: Oh I knew that's s Salong's football player, wasn't it.
Speaker 2: He broke it? Yeah, so there's no bone in there,
Speaker 2: is it.
Speaker 6: It's you can bend the cartilage or something. Yeah, and
Speaker 6: it's I believe it's not a fun experience.
Speaker 4: In the throes of passion, just went, I'd have made it.
Speaker 2: Kept breaking the bandjo guitar.
Speaker 4: Oh no, no, no, no no, really kept breaking it.
Speaker 4: Yeah he didn't learn his list in.
Speaker 2: The firs and I would heal. But then you break
Speaker 2: it again.
Speaker 5: Oh, because it was susceptible to breaks. We're not break
Speaker 5: snapping snap, it's more snap than break.
Speaker 2: He said, a lot of blood.
Speaker 4: Stop. I don't want to be doing this.
Speaker 2: You have to read yourself. With the banjo, you really
Speaker 2: do play a different instrument. Thirteen twenty four. Ten is
Speaker 2: our number. We are talking. Have you hurt yourself on
Speaker 2: the job? Have you ever?
Speaker 3: Marie from Melton, Good.
Speaker 8: Morning, Good morning home everyone.
Speaker 4: Someone in love, well.
Speaker 8: I wouldn't say lovels, but someone I liked. Yeah, so
Speaker 8: there's a little bit of like the skin that connects
Speaker 8: the poor skin.
Speaker 2: I think hip burns connected to.
Speaker 8: Exactly exactly. So, No, we had no idea what had happened.
Speaker 8: It was like a crime scene.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I realize similar situation.
Speaker 4: Was the bit you have to go to the hospital
Speaker 4: for that.
Speaker 8: No, we didn't. But the weird thing is it's like
Speaker 8: dicky blood. So we were together.
Speaker 3: I'm actually done with this.
Speaker 4: You guys can do this thing.
Speaker 2: Don't ripping the band aid off afterwards? Yeah?
Speaker 4: What what was What was he experiencing in terms of
Speaker 4: the pain?
Speaker 2: Marie? Well, hang on, ask you like a doctor.
Speaker 4: If ten's the worst in scale, probably about seven?
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, yes, it's not on? Is it just before
Speaker 2: we move on? Any questions? Lauren? No, I'm okay. I'll
Speaker 2: take this next one.
Speaker 4: Mark, Good morning, Clinton, very good Mark, top of the morning.
Speaker 2: To you. What happened?
Speaker 9: Uh, I had a bit of d pete rubbed into
Speaker 9: me back.
Speaker 2: I had a bit of a bad back and.
Speaker 4: I didn't want a d Peter properly and going down for.
Speaker 2: A bit of a grope and todder. Oh that's like
Speaker 2: yeah with my wings.
Speaker 4: The other day that's Clinton chicken.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I saw on the daily Mail you're an str
Speaker 2: from chicken. Oh my god.
Speaker 5: And it went global. It was in the it was
Speaker 5: in a tabloid in the UK, but writing about the
Speaker 5: radio personality.
Speaker 6: Who very hot chicken wings and then didn't wash his hands.
Speaker 6: And I don't know how this happened because it was
Speaker 6: all in the workday. Somehow burnt He's willy on the
Speaker 6: chili on his fingers.
Speaker 2: But the headline, according to the story, it sounded like
Speaker 2: you had the chicken.
Speaker 3: It did sound like that.
Speaker 2: I know it's desperate times. Your mum must have been
Speaker 2: so proud she cut the clipping out. Natalie and Ringwood.
Speaker 2: I believe it was a long day at work and
Speaker 2: you hurt yourself. What happened on the.
Speaker 9: Job absolutely well, basically was stuve in the living room,
Speaker 9: moved to the lounge room, went to the kitchen, ended
Speaker 9: in the bathroom. But I was completely like bent over
Speaker 9: the bench and it was like going so well. Yeah,
Speaker 9: then all of a sudden, oh, my whole hips just
Speaker 9: locked into position in that L shape.
Speaker 2: Its number seven locked in any position.
Speaker 9: Ye el, but oh it was so painful, and I think,
Speaker 9: oh it was just like my yeah, my hips just
Speaker 9: locked into that position over the base. And then it
Speaker 9: was just like, oh, no, this isn't good.
Speaker 3: Was your partner helpful in that situation? No?
Speaker 9: No, I tried to continue and then it was just like,
Speaker 9: oh no, well, you know you have to do something.
Speaker 9: You do something. I don't know what to do, and
Speaker 9: what did you do? Well? I just actually had to
Speaker 9: just very slowly maneuver myself back to the bed and
Speaker 9: just try and relax the whole muscle, like the muscles.
Speaker 4: Was it worth it?
Speaker 2: No? What was it?
Speaker 3: Is that?
Speaker 2: How you did your hip? Oh? Yeah, you've had a
Speaker 2: hip replaced problem? Did you lost one in the L position?
Speaker 2: So you didn't twice? Did you learn? Oh?
Speaker 3: You guys don't know me at all, do you?
Speaker 2: Good morning, Melburne. Hey coming up next thirteen twenty four ten,
Speaker 2: If you'd like to win your way to the Louis
Speaker 2: Vuitton Formula.
Speaker 4: One grom amazing events.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's a ripping day. Tickets, Fat Boys, Slim
Speaker 2: Tones and either living in and more performing a Crown
Speaker 2: Lakeside festival. All you have to do is the sound
Speaker 2: of a Formula one car.
Speaker 3: Give it a crack chase. Now, we had people on
Speaker 3: yesterday that were very good.
Speaker 6: Somehow they made multiple noises that sounded like many cars racing.
Speaker 2: Fantastic.
Speaker 5: Yesterday competition was tough, yest and that's the thing that's
Speaker 5: a beauty of this competition, Lauren. Some days you can
Speaker 5: be putrid, have putrid competition.
Speaker 6: There was one guy on yesterday who many people complained
Speaker 6: that he should have won.
Speaker 3: So should be getting back for a redemption round?
Speaker 2: Yes, we did say yes. So I went into Channel
Speaker 2: nine yesterday and people were furious that you voted for
Speaker 2: who you voted for? The kids?
Speaker 4: Yeah, the kid was way better.
Speaker 3: Well, you said I could, You said I could choose.
Speaker 2: He's back for a redemption.
Speaker 3: Okay, Harry's back for redemption today.
Speaker 2: Al Right, So thirteen twenty four ten, if you want
Speaker 2: to give it a crack Hey mentioning in the news,
Speaker 2: there spish news.
Speaker 3: What's happened to Bruce?
Speaker 2: He's back. He's back.
Speaker 5: He's not commentating, but he's going to be hosting Fronting
Speaker 5: seven's broadcast of the AFL on Sundays and on big
Speaker 5: Marquee matches like Anzac Day and Zack to Frost of
Speaker 5: the Man.
Speaker 3: One of my favorite things is to watch the footy
Speaker 3: on a Sunday at home.
Speaker 2: One of my favorite things is to watch the social
Speaker 2: videos of Bruce McAvaney doing One More Time when that.
Speaker 3: Was Jason Richardson. He's so cute. Frances Kamani's in the back.
Speaker 2: Onime.
Speaker 4: I love him so much.
Speaker 6: Oh there's a jelm Jason Richardson. Sorry, he looks like
Speaker 6: he's in the wiggles.
Speaker 4: What's he doing?
Speaker 2: Bruce? His dance? We should do the dance.
Speaker 4: More time on you, Bruce?
Speaker 3: Can we get him?
Speaker 5: On?
Speaker 2: Good Morning Melbourne to Britty Carpenter there twelve past seven,
Speaker 2: you're on over with I want to thanks so mate.
Speaker 2: She already express showers today, but the bad day to
Speaker 2: pick bull shorts.
Speaker 4: But I thought that was yesterday and I was lying
Speaker 4: in the sun.
Speaker 2: This yesterday was beautiful and then it started raining. Do
Speaker 2: you reckon? They've got the tint been in bed already.
Speaker 2: Probably the weather Bureau's probably got the same tint on
Speaker 2: the windows.
Speaker 3: We thing out there could be thunderstorm.
Speaker 4: I have no idea.
Speaker 2: We need to get it removed to them. The bloody
Speaker 2: the bureau.
Speaker 3: Has been all over the shop well and new Way.
Speaker 2: Showers twenty as a top they are saying today but
Speaker 2: hopefully blue skies when this rolls into town.
Speaker 3: It is nearly time Melbourne for the groom. Pray, what
Speaker 3: have we got about a month ago?
Speaker 6: And we have your tickets and they are very hard
Speaker 6: to get, so thirteen twenty fourteen if you want to
Speaker 6: win them from us.
Speaker 2: It's fun driving around Albert Park at.
Speaker 3: The moment, isn't it. You really feel like you're a
Speaker 3: part of it.
Speaker 4: You should drive during a race, so Lauren and I
Speaker 4: have done it. Isn't it accelerated? It's really first turn terrifying, terrifying.
Speaker 3: It was like Dodger and Mcca's and they kept saying,
Speaker 3: just remember this is not Dodgem.
Speaker 4: Carson.
Speaker 6: We're okay, like, try not to hit anyone. And I thought,
Speaker 6: if I knew what I was doing, I'm trying not
Speaker 6: to hit anyone. But at this point I'm just trying
Speaker 6: to stand on the track. Hey, guys, Harry's back Redemption round.
Speaker 2: Harry, good morning, Good morning.
Speaker 3: Harry, everyone was very mad at me yesterday.
Speaker 2: Did you feel cheated? I was okay, but yeah, I
Speaker 2: definitely came back to today. How this works? We are
Speaker 2: looking for the best Formula one car. Sound first up,
Speaker 2: Harry from South Melbourne. Take it away.
Speaker 4: It's pretty good.
Speaker 2: I'm going to say yesterday was better. Same here. Oh no,
Speaker 2: I think he peaked. I thought that was quite he's
Speaker 2: running out of petrol.
Speaker 3: All right, Emily from back his marsh, good.
Speaker 8: Morning, Good morning guys.
Speaker 2: How are you going?
Speaker 3: Hamilton's your favorite driver?
Speaker 2: I like him too because of his driving.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I think he's pretty tough. I think I don't
Speaker 6: think he's warm.
Speaker 2: But the easy on the what seven World Championships?
Speaker 6: All right, Emily, let's say if we can win your
Speaker 6: tickets to say your favorite Lewis Hamilton?
Speaker 8: All right, I'll try my best. See how we go?
Speaker 4: Good luck?
Speaker 3: Emily's at the Monster trucks.
Speaker 2: And that was that the best.
Speaker 9: I've got a Tobo engine.
Speaker 2: Sounds like my best.
Speaker 3: All right, Jason and kel all morning, Hello.
Speaker 4: How are you favorite driver?
Speaker 2: Favorite driver has to be asking past.
Speaker 3: I think he's going to win this year. Such a
Speaker 3: nice story, go oscar.
Speaker 2: Stare, I say, Harry is the one debate. Take it
Speaker 2: away and it's lights out and away we go.
Speaker 10: No, no, no, I mean it was please enthusiasm, Wow enthusiast.
Speaker 2: Do you know what I loved about Jason. It's it's
Speaker 2: a bit different.
Speaker 4: I think Jason you can't.
Speaker 2: I think Jason you cannot.
Speaker 3: I think Harry was Harry. Harry was the most realistic.
Speaker 3: I like Jason done the lighter out and something different.
Speaker 2: Well, it's best. What is the entertainer being stuck next
Speaker 2: to Jason?
Speaker 4: I like to We're sure we don't have extra tickets?
Speaker 2: Ja, Yeah, not bad, my friend, not bad? But Harry
Speaker 2: take it to yours.
Speaker 4: Who's going to win the Grand Prix and Melbourne in
Speaker 4: next month?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 4: I've got the.
Speaker 3: Team Oscar. Can we be the official fans of Oscar?
Speaker 2: We can?
Speaker 4: Indeed, we buy membership or something.
Speaker 2: Tattoos.
Speaker 4: I've got a hat. There's lots of merch that Orange
Speaker 4: merchants already got it.
Speaker 2: You got the shirt as well.
Speaker 4: Just the hat on a hack comb, a jacket, tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Got a mortgage, the house just for the hate.
Speaker 4: The merchant, the Grand Priests.
Speaker 3: But so it's very good quality, can wear a year
Speaker 3: after you as long as your favorite driver doesn't change
Speaker 3: the teams.
Speaker 2: Have you seen our producers is walks around and he
Speaker 2: looks like he just got vomited on by a merchant.
Speaker 2: He looks like he's part of the Red Bulls.
Speaker 3: He looks like he works in the pits.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it really does. What have you spent on a
Speaker 2: few hundred? I'd say, yeah, well a few. You send
Speaker 2: photos back home like, hey, I'm working in the pits.
Speaker 1: I used to know someone who worked in Red Bull,
Speaker 1: just the brand at home, and I used to make
Speaker 1: sure that they knew I had older merch try and
Speaker 1: get more.
Speaker 6: If you walked around or the suburb of Albert Park
Speaker 6: dress like that, people woul ask for photos thinking you're
Speaker 6: part of the team, the.
Speaker 1: New Irish engineer.
Speaker 2: And I know someone at red Bull. What's the bett?
Speaker 2: He's just trying to pick up one of the Red
Speaker 2: Bull girls.
Speaker 6: That was like a prime job. The girls I went
Speaker 6: to union with Red Bull Cromo jobs that they'd go
Speaker 6: to like St. Kilder on a Saturday morning and hand
Speaker 6: out Red.
Speaker 2: Bulls in their little mini with the.
Speaker 4: That was a prime job.
Speaker 3: When I was oh, yeah, that's never successful in those applications.
Speaker 2: Yeah, red bull men. Oh you don't want it? Okay, right,
Speaker 2: no worries coming up very soon. Words you can't say,
Speaker 2: I love this, well.
Speaker 3: You've inspired us because there are many words you can't say.
Speaker 2: There's a couple you just couldn't get your chops around them.
Speaker 3: Yesterday was trying to say, talk about giving kids sidwheel.
Speaker 4: Oh cereal, they have cereal in them.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty fourteen. If there is a word you cannot say, hmm,
Speaker 2: I want to talk maths. The Juggernaut that is.
Speaker 6: I haven't missed the last few nights, and I've heard
Speaker 6: they've been cracking episodes.
Speaker 2: You are loving it, I am loving it.
Speaker 4: I'm sucked in. I'm loving it because they've cast it
Speaker 4: really really well.
Speaker 2: This year. I just some real.
Speaker 4: Strange people popping up opposed to others, just more so
Speaker 4: than other years.
Speaker 6: The Kookie and I I went to bed very early
Speaker 6: last night, and I woke up with about fifteen text
Speaker 6: messages from people saying are you watching this?
Speaker 2: Because you know they need what happened? What they should do?
Speaker 2: I married at first sight? Where are they now? They
Speaker 2: should actually bring back?
Speaker 4: So there's there's still been a few success stories.
Speaker 3: Was quite prolific on social media. She always blows up
Speaker 3: about you.
Speaker 2: One that threw the drink in the place.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 9: Right.
Speaker 3: Not to be confused with Cyrilinger.
Speaker 4: Ah, you're different.
Speaker 2: We know that differ. Something did happen last night?
Speaker 9: What?
Speaker 2: Well, I guess you could say so.
Speaker 5: New couple alert, right, new couple the intruders, but an
Speaker 5: old couple. Sorry if this makes sense, Okay, and we've
Speaker 5: sort of become involved. We've been dragged into it. Lauren, Oh,
Speaker 5: this is what happened.
Speaker 4: Excited.
Speaker 5: I'm thrilled that we have an opportunity to match Clint
Speaker 5: with Lauren. Ahright, guys, we put our hands together for
Speaker 5: our newly webs Clint and Lauren.
Speaker 3: Since speaking off This Morning Field with doubts, second time bride, Lauren,
Speaker 3: it is slowly warming up to new husband Clint.
Speaker 2: It's us. This show's hit a rock loot of us.
Speaker 2: It's us.
Speaker 3: Can we get John Akon on to talk about our
Speaker 3: relationship and.
Speaker 4: The issues we have right down?
Speaker 2: Stay or leave.
Speaker 6: I'll tell you right now. Our biggest issue in our marriage, Clint,
Speaker 6: is something called Jason.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, it's not a throule.
Speaker 6: Jason has been causing Lauren and Clint issues from the beginning.
Speaker 2: Maybe on the X the first.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't be thought about it. That's second time bride
Speaker 4: Lauren again, she had her doubts.
Speaker 5: I'm thrilled that we have an opportunity to match Clint
Speaker 5: with Lauren. All Right, guys, when we put all hands
Speaker 5: together for our newly weeds, Clint, did.
Speaker 2: You almost fall off the couch mate? The text messages?
Speaker 2: That's why I bought it in.
Speaker 6: I had text messages from Tom Steinfitt, who reads the
Speaker 6: news on Channel nine last night, that said, love it.
Speaker 3: You told me not to open it.
Speaker 6: Loving this new couple, Clint and Lauren. This is a
Speaker 6: segment waiting to happen.
Speaker 2: Do you want to write down if you're going to
Speaker 2: stay leave?
Speaker 3: I'm staying.
Speaker 2: I love you.
Speaker 3: You're never getting out of my sight.
Speaker 2: That's handed Alert or Gray Cray. I'll be honest, I'm
Speaker 2: writing it down. Okay, here we go. Clint, what have
Speaker 2: you decided to do in the relationship? I'm staying too.
Speaker 2: You even did the POxy love Heart under Man.
Speaker 3: I've really had to think about it, but.
Speaker 2: Really, you are right. They've got some strange characters this season. Ah,
Speaker 2: good morning everyone, Welcome to your Wednesday. How happy were
Speaker 2: we rake cut yesterday?
Speaker 6: Thank you, Thank goodness, and what a what a difference
Speaker 6: it'll make to so many Australians that desperately needed it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I saw the the straight one eighty lady from
Speaker 2: the RBA, Michelle. Look, yeah, she said, let's not get
Speaker 2: ahead of ourselves. Doesn't mean we're gonna have more.
Speaker 5: Well exactly, Inflation still needs to settle or come down
Speaker 5: a little bit more for another one.
Speaker 3: But the good news is all the big banks have
Speaker 3: follow because I don't have to write.
Speaker 2: But I don't need to pass on the cut. But
Speaker 2: it was exercise. If you've got a bank that doesn't.
Speaker 4: Pass on, well you just changed change banks.
Speaker 5: Absolutely, But you're right, like, even what is it if
Speaker 5: you've got a million dollar loon about one hundred and
Speaker 5: fifty bucks.
Speaker 2: You know what, at the moment with cost of living,
Speaker 2: people take five bucks. You don't take anything now. You'd
Speaker 2: rather it in your poppin than there's two thousands a year.
Speaker 2: It's great, absolutely, Hey, it's just gone twenty five to wait.
Speaker 2: Speaking of money, we got five k up for grabs
Speaker 2: at eight o'clock this morning.
Speaker 4: But first, the Flemington Racing Spectacular returns in twenty twenty five.
Speaker 3: We're three unmissible race days this March.
Speaker 6: General admission tickets from just thirty dollars at VRC dot
Speaker 6: com dot au.
Speaker 1: Ell void quiet, I'm hunting a Wapiti. It's words you
Speaker 1: can't say. A words you can't say. One of our
Speaker 1: favorite segments. We haven't done this for a while. Thirteen
Speaker 1: twenty fourteen. He's our number.
Speaker 3: You've got many words you can't say, so you can
Speaker 3: be inspired by Jason?
Speaker 2: Is there a word you cannot say?
Speaker 4: You know?
Speaker 2: The singer Jelly Roll. He was in a youth correctional facility.
Speaker 4: And he was like, not a youth correctional facility.
Speaker 2: Facility? She mocking me.
Speaker 3: No, yesterday you said you made a Greek.
Speaker 4: It's the elves.
Speaker 3: You can't say any elves.
Speaker 4: What's my name?
Speaker 2: Silly little man? Thirty twenty four to ten? Is that number?
Speaker 2: Is there a word you cannot say? Give us a call.
Speaker 3: The Flemington Racing Spectacular returns in twenty twenty five. We're
Speaker 3: three unmissible race days this March.
Speaker 6: General admission Tickets from just thirty dollars at VRC dot
Speaker 6: com dot au.
Speaker 1: Elly easily quiet, I'm minding lab It's words.
Speaker 2: You can't say, come on, favorite segment is back?
Speaker 6: It's your favorite? Say because you feature so heavily, and
Speaker 6: we don't laugh at sometimes we laugh at. No, we
Speaker 6: laugh with because you can't say facility. You say facility, facility,
Speaker 6: and you say school holidays, school holidays.
Speaker 3: But yesterday he says, sourd, sourd salad.
Speaker 4: Do you feed your kids sereal?
Speaker 2: What is your favorite seal? Neutube? Grain is neutriquain And
Speaker 2: you know what, I can have copious amounts and I
Speaker 2: still don't look like the guy in the box.
Speaker 3: You have to do iron Man?
Speaker 6: Is it though?
Speaker 3: Are the Iron Men eating Newtooter Wain.
Speaker 2: Surely quite fond of a rice bubble too.
Speaker 3: I like them when they make them in those little
Speaker 3: cupcakes things.
Speaker 2: You know what I used to love?
Speaker 4: Nothing like a snap crackle pop.
Speaker 2: Nothing screamed family holiday, more holiday, I said it right then,
Speaker 2: than the variety, pat.
Speaker 4: Don't open it up?
Speaker 6: The best I've got my god Daughter's birthday on Saturday,
Speaker 6: and I'm so excited about the kids party food, although
Speaker 6: I can't eat any others.
Speaker 4: I'm on the cleans.
Speaker 3: Oh, I can't go, I can't go.
Speaker 2: It was so good watching that.
Speaker 4: I was so excited about the part.
Speaker 2: I need to watch the roll. My little brains ticked
Speaker 2: over chocolate crackles for you, chocolate crackle to be fair,
Speaker 2: I'm into a christ kids party and seen the chocolate crackling.
Speaker 2: What about the corn flake one with the honeys are in?
Speaker 2: That's an old person.
Speaker 3: Can I have a cheet day for Bessie's birthday?
Speaker 2: Absolutely? Can? You're the godmother. It's not counted. All right,
Speaker 2: Let's go to the phones. Thirteen twenty four ten. Is
Speaker 2: are a word you cannot.
Speaker 3: Say, Dannielle? Good morning?
Speaker 9: Good morning?
Speaker 3: What can't you say? Can you throw it in a
Speaker 3: sentence for us?
Speaker 9: I like going to get a barme roll from the
Speaker 9: bit shop.
Speaker 4: Many peopleuggle.
Speaker 3: Now Danielle viet Namese.
Speaker 9: I know, but it's Chinese Japanese.
Speaker 3: There's base am I saying it wrong? Me?
Speaker 2: No, that's right, Vanetnamese, I'll say, And then you say,
Speaker 2: Dannyel Vietnamese.
Speaker 4: She's right though that the Barmese are very strong, the
Speaker 4: Vietam And.
Speaker 2: Name is it just me or a Barmese or like
Speaker 2: popping up everywhere at the moment?
Speaker 4: That's so good, it's so salty.
Speaker 3: And I watched them do it a little more.
Speaker 2: Executive producer Brady and I went down to the South
Speaker 2: Melbourne market skip one the other day.
Speaker 3: Was the bread extra crunchy?
Speaker 2: You were happy? She was dry?
Speaker 3: Oh no, do you need that delicious sauce they put on?
Speaker 2: And then the mayor hat tie.
Speaker 4: Oh what I wouldn't ever buy me. They were a
Speaker 4: bit rough with the bar me like they were just
Speaker 4: really throwing the p like high velocity place.
Speaker 2: It was.
Speaker 3: It was like in that rush all right, Kelly from
Speaker 3: sundring Ham, Good morning.
Speaker 9: Good morning, Jason Warren.
Speaker 3: How are you you got a word you can't say?
Speaker 3: And can you throw in a sentence for us caw.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I'm dying for an operation and I need an.
Speaker 3: Anti an anti nethistthis it's an anethodist.
Speaker 2: Isn't an ethicist. It's got a anthist.
Speaker 4: No, it's got asthistists.
Speaker 2: And an atheist.
Speaker 3: No, you're right, it's definitely a ten.
Speaker 2: Don't know too many times an atheist.
Speaker 7: That as an atheist. Yeah, it's got a tennis. Give
Speaker 7: it another crack kills.
Speaker 2: That was.
Speaker 3: That was better than what you started with, cracky an
Speaker 3: an atheist.
Speaker 2: After that, I feel like I'm on.
Speaker 4: Jaggie Bell and morning.
Speaker 3: Morning, What can't you say?
Speaker 9: So I'm going to prietorize that.
Speaker 3: Task, prioritize, prioritize, one, prioritize.
Speaker 11: Pritorized.
Speaker 2: As well.
Speaker 4: And I've heard that.
Speaker 2: One prioritizeize, prioritize, prioritiz really gets people, doesn't it.
Speaker 3: So you're in such a vulnerable position when you need one,
Speaker 3: don't make it easy?
Speaker 2: What position vulnerable?
Speaker 1: Jess and Louren have found one of Melbourne's biggest families.
Speaker 2: How many nuggets are you go on through a week?
Speaker 4: I love chicken nuggets in one city.
Speaker 9: We go through over three and a half feeling.
Speaker 4: How much does you grows each week?
Speaker 11: Can I ask?
Speaker 9: I'm too scared to add it up.
Speaker 2: Tomorrow we're gonna be live from taking tasks. One of
Speaker 2: Melbourne's biggest families. Eleven kids and Auntie Lauren getting them
Speaker 2: all set for the school day.
Speaker 6: Getting them ready for school and doing their lunches and
Speaker 6: their breakfasts. And I'm absolutely Last night I went to
Speaker 6: bed at five point forty five because I have no children,
Speaker 6: and I was like, this is living.
Speaker 3: Oh and now I'm going to have eleven kids in
Speaker 3: the morning.
Speaker 6: That was eleven Tomorrow, there's only two boys and nine
Speaker 6: girls and little girls frighten me.
Speaker 2: Tomorrow we'll be live for in one Amos one biggest
Speaker 2: family homes. Good Morning Melbourne, coming up to eight o'clock.
Speaker 2: Your chance to win five thousand dollars around the corner
Speaker 2: with the five K question, and then we're going back
Speaker 2: to one of Melbourne's biggest families. We spoke to Teague yesterday,
Speaker 2: mum of eleven. We're going to chat with her partner.
Speaker 2: Mickey's going to join us on the air after eighty.
Speaker 4: Mickey's been a busy boy because.
Speaker 2: Tomorrow we're going to be live from their house and
Speaker 2: Lauren is getting all the kids ready to do the.
Speaker 3: School I don't understand why you guys aren't helping me.
Speaker 2: We're doing the show. Yeah, it'd be more entertaining what
Speaker 2: us watching.
Speaker 3: It's just me doing the sandwiches and the breakfast for eleven, just.
Speaker 2: Taking you are taking Tagan doesn't.
Speaker 4: Breakfast delivered from the Healthy Usles Healthy.
Speaker 3: Can I make some overnight oats.
Speaker 2: Or something tonight, it's got to be all official.
Speaker 3: I might do it the night before.
Speaker 2: I've got the photo of their kitchen that I want
Speaker 2: to show you just after Right of.
Speaker 3: Play so I know what I'm working with. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 3: going to come show. I'll wear an apron for sure.
Speaker 4: I look profess.
Speaker 2: Guys. Can we head to the cattery for a second.
Speaker 3: I love this song.
Speaker 2: Stories still love.
Speaker 4: Their HbA stadium Baslinker.
Speaker 2: Yes, he has made headlines in Geelong for the wrong reason.
Speaker 2: A bit of an icon Bailey Smith. Yeah, he is
Speaker 2: unbelievable with him. Yeah. They have been playing a couple
Speaker 2: of practice matches.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he played a couple of nights ago. He did
Speaker 5: pretty well as well. First game back after aknee reconstruction, however,
Speaker 5: caught the attention of the AFL officials. They have stepped
Speaker 5: in because muscles are too big.
Speaker 2: No, happy with the muscles. The headband, it's the headband.
Speaker 2: So he's wearing a headband with the Nikesh Swush of
Speaker 2: the Swish is it Nia or Nike Nike Nike Swush
Speaker 2: logo on the headband, which is quite isn't it. It's
Speaker 2: a personal sponsor of him.
Speaker 3: But they're allowed to do boots.
Speaker 2: They are allowed to do boots, but this is head bands.
Speaker 2: But this is front and center. Karate Kid worried a lot.
Speaker 3: I would argue that their feet are more important.
Speaker 2: Than their head No, no, no, But just if you're
Speaker 2: watching the telecast, there he is. He's forwards a giant
Speaker 2: billboard pretty much for Nike. So that's an no go
Speaker 2: according to AP. So they've stepped in and said, look,
Speaker 2: it's fine for the practice.
Speaker 3: Match, but come as zero D no beginning round.
Speaker 2: Beginning round, opening round. When are we going to learn
Speaker 2: their headband has to go? The whole headband has to go?
Speaker 6: Well, I wonder if that's a salary cap issue, if
Speaker 6: he's getting paid to wear it and it's not coming on.
Speaker 4: No, he's sponsors.
Speaker 2: You're allowed to have apparel sponsors. I wouldn't. I would
Speaker 2: dare say that it's I don't know. Actually it's a
Speaker 2: good idea though, like to get a little logo front
Speaker 2: and center, every bit of coin on the site.
Speaker 6: You're getting money from douches Muskina, how do you say
Speaker 6: that's silly?
Speaker 2: It's funny you bring that up because I went and
Speaker 2: got some headbands made for us three my sponsor sponsors
Speaker 2: that we would like to get a bit of kickback
Speaker 2: on the site.
Speaker 3: So you're wearing a massine advance.
Speaker 4: Head didn't you do a dress rehearsal before this?
Speaker 2: Cake No, we thought it might break, Lauren, I got
Speaker 2: one for you, just a brand you really want to
Speaker 2: get behind that you were alone.
Speaker 6: No, I'm not wearing a T one I think I
Speaker 6: think Tim has I've got an issue with my credit
Speaker 6: card downloading.
Speaker 4: No I'm not.
Speaker 3: I'm not wearing that.
Speaker 4: No, don't sponsor me, but you might get you know,
Speaker 4: free shipping.
Speaker 3: I don't want free shipping.
Speaker 2: From spinning. You might spin the wheel.
Speaker 3: You spin the wheel, the wheel will send me to
Speaker 3: an early grade.
Speaker 2: I tried.
Speaker 6: I downloaded the app and tried to buy something once
Speaker 6: and that goddamn wheel and then it.
Speaker 4: Goes spin again. And don't even it's so cheap.
Speaker 3: I don't want your three percent discount. Let me buy
Speaker 3: the thing. You know you can buy it like leather
Speaker 3: socks or something just as handy. It's so dumb. Now
Speaker 3: I'm not wearing the team.
Speaker 2: I don't think she's a great ambassador. I'll have What
Speaker 2: do you got me? Well, I just I was like,
Speaker 2: what's a company likes to get behind?
Speaker 3: Mercedes wear?
Speaker 4: That is it?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: Kittens all wear that.
Speaker 4: I'll be Tea Clinton. I know you love baby cats.
Speaker 4: Come on, you love cats.
Speaker 3: We're talking about it last night.
Speaker 2: Yes, they're very tight. The headbands, aren't they?
Speaker 4: With tu there we go.
Speaker 2: Even the headband's broken. That is very team like.
Speaker 3: Look at him, he's like, come on, because you're on
Speaker 3: the internet and I'm gonna wear it like a collar thing.
Speaker 6: It's bustard, which is would be the story of my
Speaker 6: life if I were the Kittens. Why did you do
Speaker 6: a good brand that I actually would have been proud
Speaker 6: to wear?
Speaker 2: I thought? And kittens? Are it?
Speaker 4: You don't know me?
Speaker 2: Well, Good morning Melbourne. Every day we give you a
Speaker 2: chance to have a crack for five k at eight o'clock.
Speaker 3: Alright, today it's Sarah's turn from rural back morning Sarah.
Speaker 8: Hi, good morning.
Speaker 2: Sarah, or a mum of three. We're about to chat
Speaker 2: with a dad of eleven.
Speaker 3: No thanks, that's four times.
Speaker 2: Sister.
Speaker 3: Anyway, they're an amazing family.
Speaker 4: Hats off to those guys.
Speaker 3: Legends right, it's a bit crazy.
Speaker 2: What do you do with yourself?
Speaker 3: I run a medical clinic.
Speaker 2: Smart, she's smart.
Speaker 6: She's smart, runs a medical clinic, got three keys, spends
Speaker 6: every weekend running around after the rug rats.
Speaker 3: No doubt. Let's see if we can win you some cash, Sarah.
Speaker 3: I believe you want to go for a medium question
Speaker 3: today for five hundred dollars.
Speaker 2: Let's do it.
Speaker 1: Five hundred dollars.
Speaker 2: Should have access to the script pad.
Speaker 4: Good luck, Sarah.
Speaker 2: I think that's under lock and key, isn't it you hope?
Speaker 2: So yeah, all right, Sarah, you're gonna hear a question.
Speaker 2: You will hear a three to one you have to
Speaker 2: answer in that time, Okay, okay? For five hunter bucks.
Speaker 2: How many players are on a water polo team?
Speaker 4: Three two one.
Speaker 2: She's done it.
Speaker 6: Seven players in the water at any given time, including
Speaker 6: the goalkeeper.
Speaker 8: Thank you, guys.
Speaker 3: Well, what are you going to spend that on yourself
Speaker 3: for the kids?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 8: Look, m let's go like a seventy thirty Yeah.
Speaker 3: Gotcha, just spend it on yourself, little I guess.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 2: It was a different guests interest right yesterday and another
Speaker 2: farm in the buck send your back pocket today.
Speaker 4: That's how easy it is.
Speaker 2: Good on you, Sarah. Coming up next, we have found
Speaker 2: one of Melbourne's biggest families eleven kids. We spoke to
Speaker 2: the mom taking yesterday. The dad Mickey joins us on
Speaker 2: the other side of this at novad morning. Everyone, this
Speaker 2: is novera one hundred. You are on the air with
Speaker 2: Chase and Lauren, and it's just gone twelve past day. Hey,
Speaker 2: it was this time yesterday we were chatting with one
Speaker 2: of Melbourne's biggest families.
Speaker 3: Shoot eleven children.
Speaker 2: You know what you know, we don't have to recap it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you missed it, I've put it into song
Speaker 3: for you as a catcher.
Speaker 4: Here's a story.
Speaker 3: I'm a girl named Jiggan who was busy with the
Speaker 3: eleven kids of her own. They have three bedrooms and
Speaker 3: one bathroom in their Cranburn home.
Speaker 2: This is a story Lauren, who last kids but doesn't
Speaker 2: have them her own. She agreed to help for the morning.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 3: Tomorrow morning, I'm going to Cranburn.
Speaker 2: Guys, we are going to Cranburn. We're doing the show
Speaker 2: from there. Clinton I will we set up doing the
Speaker 2: show and we will have front row seats to watch
Speaker 2: Auntie Lauren roll up their sleeves, take over the house
Speaker 2: and get the eleven kids.
Speaker 4: Even kids. I think, So, don't you throw food?
Speaker 2: You need one of those aprons. That's actually the naked man.
Speaker 3: Five year old girls would love that.
Speaker 4: What's wrong with you?
Speaker 2: There's many things. I've started writing a list. Eleven kids
Speaker 2: i'd be wearing one of those suits they were. That's
Speaker 2: not a police dog squad.
Speaker 3: No one's going to do They all want your attention
Speaker 3: or do they just help themselves in the morning.
Speaker 2: I cannot.
Speaker 6: No, I'm not holding the baby. Yeah, yeah, the baby
Speaker 6: needs do other people's babies?
Speaker 2: Bottle needs a bottom.
Speaker 3: I'm not getting spewed on.
Speaker 2: You can't stand over, but you can't walk over the
Speaker 2: baby to get.
Speaker 3: To the other king and can look after the baby
Speaker 3: while I.
Speaker 2: Have all these babies, that thing will be running around
Speaker 2: shower in the morning. No, no, you've got one.
Speaker 6: I'm not that's that's not But you've got to come
Speaker 6: above my pay grade. I'm not doing the shower. I'm asistant.
Speaker 6: Sandwiches all the tooth brushing, But I can't watch other
Speaker 6: people brush their teeth and.
Speaker 4: Makes them sick.
Speaker 2: Are you going to be watching someone do eleven?
Speaker 3: No, I can't be doing that. I'll be cooking bacon
Speaker 3: and eggs or whatever.
Speaker 2: They does everything.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she's super Teagan. I am just to help.
Speaker 3: I'm not Teagan.
Speaker 2: I cannot.
Speaker 3: I don't even have one kid in my house.
Speaker 10: Eleven.
Speaker 3: I've got Paul. He can brush his own teeth.
Speaker 2: These guys are a great family, eleven kids, Tagan and
Speaker 2: her partner Mickey, and.
Speaker 6: They're great sports, they're good fun. We spoke to Tigan
Speaker 6: at length yesterday, but we've spoken to mom. I think
Speaker 6: it's only fair that we meet dad.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, I make a.
Speaker 4: Good how are you dad?
Speaker 2: Of eleven?
Speaker 11: And now I'm doing pretty good?
Speaker 3: So here can't confine what time do you get to
Speaker 3: leave the house in the morning, Mickey.
Speaker 11: Only usually leave about five in the morning, wow, and
Speaker 11: then don't get back to about five ish.
Speaker 6: And talk us through, so you would leave and the
Speaker 6: kids would probably still be in bed. Talk us through
Speaker 6: the scene when you walk in the door at five
Speaker 6: pm when there's eleven hungry kids at home.
Speaker 11: Oh bloody yeah, it sounds like the doors the dogs
Speaker 11: to staffy, so they're barking their heads off. The younger
Speaker 11: ones are just bloody hanging off me leg as soon
Speaker 11: as I walk in the.
Speaker 5: Door, dogs are the kids's it's eleven kids.
Speaker 4: You're a bit of a stallion, Mickey, Yeah.
Speaker 9: Yeah, and I got all right.
Speaker 11: I think I told so.
Speaker 2: I was just going to say, like you and your wife, Tagan,
Speaker 2: the attitudes are you don't see him overwhelmed, No, no, just.
Speaker 11: I don't know how we do it, but yeah, we
Speaker 11: just yeah, just keep pushing through it all.
Speaker 6: And yeah, I mean you're working twelve thirteen hour days
Speaker 6: obviously to put food on the table for a very
Speaker 6: big family.
Speaker 3: And then how hectic is the weekends? Do you get
Speaker 3: any downtime?
Speaker 11: Usually on Sunday as we do, but I work out
Speaker 11: pretty much every Saturday. But yeah, there's Sundays we get
Speaker 11: a bit of a break. But then once football starts
Speaker 11: up soon we'll got too fully matches to go on
Speaker 11: Sundays the kids. Then there's yeah, there's no downtime.
Speaker 3: Do you guys ever get ever get a date night
Speaker 3: or it's some time to spend some adult time together?
Speaker 3: We don't do that, no, okay, I just mean time
Speaker 3: like you know, go out for dinner or lunch.
Speaker 11: No, no, we never get to do it. We haven't
Speaker 11: done it for years and.
Speaker 4: Years that we need.
Speaker 3: You need to book a three babies, Mickey.
Speaker 2: What do you love about being a dad?
Speaker 11: It's the atmosphere, you know, it's so good when you
Speaker 11: go where your kids are in and just yeah, it's
Speaker 11: just the bonding of the kids and it's great.
Speaker 2: Was the plan to always have a big family.
Speaker 11: No, not really, I only wanted to have three.
Speaker 2: And then looks, yeah, because how was your youngest she is?
Speaker 11: What is she two months old?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 4: Baby was there?
Speaker 2: You know when you know you'll find out we're pregnant
Speaker 2: and we weren't expecting that was what? What was that
Speaker 2: conversation like when Tagan was last pregnant.
Speaker 11: Yeah, we're hoping for a boy. But then yeah, she
Speaker 11: didn't stand out, so yeah, we weren't disappointed or opened,
Speaker 11: but yeah, we're just happy that they're all wealthy and that.
Speaker 3: So does that mean you're going to go again?
Speaker 11: Look, I can't, I can't. Yeah, I can't comment this.
Speaker 9: I leave that on.
Speaker 4: But it's not a no, it's not a no. I
Speaker 4: mean it might be you finish on an even number.
Speaker 2: Twelve just sounds so round and so lovely. Yeah I know,
Speaker 2: but if you go twelve, you've got to upgrade the
Speaker 2: too out of high as, don't you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, Yeah, Mickey, what sort of a mum is Tigan?
Speaker 3: Because she sounds amazing.
Speaker 11: Oh she's grouse, she's so good. I can't believe she
Speaker 11: hasn't gone crazy, but yeah, she holds it together and yeah,
Speaker 11: she's really good. She's really really good.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 6: Wait, will you guys sound like amazing parents whore working
Speaker 6: hard for your family and she's a supermum.
Speaker 4: Hey, Mickey, how do you ack Lauren's going to go
Speaker 4: at your place?
Speaker 11: She might struggle? I think so.
Speaker 3: Right. Any advice for me? Which one's the naughtiest that
Speaker 3: I need to look out for?
Speaker 11: Oh, they're all naughty in different ways, so you'll be surprised.
Speaker 4: Technic.
Speaker 2: Be right.
Speaker 3: Good on you, Mickey. You guys are amazing. Great attitude,
Speaker 3: great attitude, working hard. Good is your family?
Speaker 11: Good on you, Mickey, that's it, thank you, We go
Speaker 11: all right.
Speaker 2: All right, buddy, you get on.
Speaker 3: You get back to work. We're interrupting you and this
Speaker 3: is probably the only piece and quiet you get all day.
Speaker 11: All good, Thanks very much, guys.
Speaker 2: May what a dad, Mickey, father of eleven kids.
Speaker 4: Tomorrow, I'm convince they're done yet.
Speaker 2: We are going to their place. We're taking the show
Speaker 2: on the road. We're going to be live while Auntie
Speaker 2: Lauren steps in to give them the morning off.
Speaker 3: I mean, Heaven help me, honestly, you've.
Speaker 2: Been learning the kids' names. I want to test you next,
Speaker 2: and I've got something i want to show Ailey and.
Speaker 3: Ala, I've got two down, nine to go.
Speaker 2: No, it's surely like you you you and you tea
Speaker 2: Can sent me a photo yesterday of their kitchen set up.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, Also, I know what I'm working with for breakfast. Yeah,
Speaker 6: that's good, so I can be mentally prepared.
Speaker 2: There's something that caught my attention straight away in the
Speaker 2: photo that I was like, whoa I mean?
Speaker 3: Is it an outdoor kitchen?
Speaker 2: Makes sense if you've got eleven kids.
Speaker 3: Because I don't know how to light of barbecue.
Speaker 2: You're going to see the photo and I'll describe barbecue.
Speaker 3: That's a good way to cook bacon and eggs.
Speaker 2: So many kids cry the living condition that you'd be
Speaker 2: working with the kitchen. Next on Nova, you're on the
Speaker 2: air with Jason Lauren Clint here as well. We're doing
Speaker 2: thanks to Shell Ready to express.
Speaker 4: Here's a story.
Speaker 3: I'm a girl named Dreagan who was busy with the
Speaker 3: eleven kids of her own. They have three bedrooms and
Speaker 3: one bathroom in.
Speaker 4: Their Cranford home.
Speaker 2: That's right. Tomorrow we're gonna be live from their home
Speaker 2: as Auntie Lauren steps in to help out with the
Speaker 2: eleven children and get them ready there's Stephen.
Speaker 6: Don't okay, eleven names I've been learning writing the song. Kelly, guys,
Speaker 6: why are you being so mean to me?
Speaker 2: At least let me Handgie Chris as well, Karen, don't forget.
Speaker 4: Karen girl, Karen yep, Okay, you're ready?
Speaker 2: Okay, are you ready to do the names?
Speaker 3: I'll try.
Speaker 2: I need a tick sheet work. That's Henry. Okay, stop
Speaker 2: eleven name, go for it, go for it.
Speaker 6: I learned during the song Hayley, Ella, Kate, Zoey, Lylah, Roland, Kate, Piper.
Speaker 6: I've missed one Addison, Skyler and Oakley.
Speaker 4: Eleven kids, guys.
Speaker 2: Well just one out of order.
Speaker 3: That's well, there was in age order and I missed one.
Speaker 2: Do you know how many times I yelled the kid's
Speaker 2: the wrong name?
Speaker 3: I know, I can imagine my mum used to do that.
Speaker 2: We were like Lauren Archie, no, no, hang on that
Speaker 2: the felix.
Speaker 3: Like, yeah, I think we were just B one and
Speaker 3: B two.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Right, Well, I'm impressed.
Speaker 3: Peter.
Speaker 2: Do you want to see what you're working with tomorrow?
Speaker 3: Okay, so I'm going over.
Speaker 6: If you've just tuned in eleven kids, God knows what
Speaker 6: mom and Dad's names are remember the eleven kids names.
Speaker 3: I've forgotten Tan and Mickey Mickey Michael Mickey.
Speaker 6: All right, I'm going to help the eleven children get
Speaker 6: ready for the school run tomorrow morning.
Speaker 3: Will be in the mini bus. We'll be cooking breakfast.
Speaker 4: Make sure a high van. Yeah yeah, Now I think
Speaker 4: you need a bus license for that, so I'm not driving, Brody.
Speaker 2: Does she need a bus license to drive? A heavy
Speaker 2: vehicle license?
Speaker 3: Okay, I don't have one, so Teaguing can drive. I'll
Speaker 3: be in the passenger seat.
Speaker 2: I don't think there's room for you in the passenger seat.
Speaker 2: Is that?
Speaker 6: Well, one of the kids is going to have to walk.
Speaker 6: It's surely the fifteen year old twins ride their bikes
Speaker 6: to school or something.
Speaker 2: You're going to be the evil auntie coming in.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, get out, kids, mate room for Aunti Lauren
Speaker 6: because she ain't walking. Imagine me chasing next to the bus.
Speaker 6: Wait for me, it's a waddle next to it.
Speaker 2: All right, here's the game. Okay, tomorrow morning, you have
Speaker 2: to be preparing breakfast. There was something that stood out,
Speaker 2: Oh wasn't there for me? Instantly in the photo of
Speaker 2: the kitchen, and it makes complete sense. Okay, I asked
Speaker 2: you about timing. This is the kitchen.
Speaker 4: Okay, there's a bit to work with. So there's four toasters.
Speaker 4: That's good.
Speaker 2: I can get many four, six, eight around the corner.
Speaker 2: That's ten slices of bread.
Speaker 6: There's two coasters with four slice for great. I can
Speaker 6: cook them all a piece of toast at the same time.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: That makes sense there, so.
Speaker 2: That doesn't that that was worrying us. Yeah the time
Speaker 2: by the time you butter toast six Okay.
Speaker 6: There's an ice machine. Jas, that's an nice machine. Keep
Speaker 6: the eye drink bottles cool. Now the stove is covered
Speaker 6: in things well.
Speaker 2: Because they need the bench space. But you have to
Speaker 2: take that off to.
Speaker 4: You know, it's for me as well, stood up for you.
Speaker 2: You know what every parent hates dealing with. I swear
Speaker 2: to God there's a hole somewhere in this world where
Speaker 2: they all just fall down and you never see him again.
Speaker 4: Water bottles, water bottles.
Speaker 6: That's why we've got the ice machine to make the
Speaker 6: eleven water. Now, how many kids of the eleven go
Speaker 6: to school?
Speaker 4: Eight?
Speaker 3: So don't mean I need to eight lunch boxes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they've got the double raw air fry.
Speaker 4: Where's that next?
Speaker 2: To the toaster.
Speaker 6: But we're not doing air frying for breakfast. Everyone's getting
Speaker 6: VEGEA might toast tomorrow, that's it.
Speaker 2: We a fry the eggs you can, I'm.
Speaker 3: Not doing that.
Speaker 6: They're getting toast. Everyone's having just to protein. No, one
Speaker 6: day won't kill them.
Speaker 4: I'll give them a protein shake the drink.
Speaker 2: No, no, you're not doing protein shakes any Is there
Speaker 2: any Celiacs warm? That's that's going to be interesting. Gluten
Speaker 2: in there?
Speaker 6: They can have a banana. I mean it's do you
Speaker 6: take a fruit basket. That's always a good idea.
Speaker 2: The ovens there, that's an oven.
Speaker 3: Who's cooking breakfast in the oven?
Speaker 4: Suar? No, No, we're not doing that's is that a
Speaker 4: toasting machine? That machine?
Speaker 6: So you could do cheese toast? No, night, that's it's
Speaker 6: it's a Thursday morning. It's a school day. It's not
Speaker 6: Sunday morning. I'm not making pancakes or anything like a pancakes, nocakes,
Speaker 6: the pancake pile. I get them delivered protein pancakes preferably.
Speaker 2: Lauren look fair to say you're going to.
Speaker 6: Make the sunglasses on stop top of the stove. Do
Speaker 6: I have to wear them in case someone throws something at.
Speaker 2: Me, So make dad story. Sunglass is on top of
Speaker 2: the what do they call it?
Speaker 6: Rain?
Speaker 2: Should the rain should well? Because there's no room in
Speaker 2: the it's a three bedroom house, one bathroom.
Speaker 3: Oh, the sunglasses things are in the fence.
Speaker 4: That's quite clever.
Speaker 6: Okay, any other photos. Oh, there's a lot of steak
Speaker 6: knives there.
Speaker 2: Make sure that I'll tell you what. There's a lot
Speaker 2: of water bottles. Also that you have to clear the
Speaker 2: dining room table because that's where their clothes are drying.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, okay, so the BMX is are they Yeah,
Speaker 6: they'll definitely be riding their.
Speaker 3: Bikes to school.
Speaker 2: Yeah good cool?
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, Oh that's I could help put the washing away,
Speaker 3: that's no problem.
Speaker 2: My house.
Speaker 3: Does look a bit like your hand. I'm good at
Speaker 3: folding washing, so I can help with that. That's no
Speaker 3: bother I'm not good at.
Speaker 4: There's beautiful artwork with the handprints not on the wall,
Speaker 4: Like what.
Speaker 2: Do you call it? The hand print? Your hand? You
Speaker 2: know what stood out to me? Can we go to
Speaker 2: the lounge room there's there's not enough seats for everyone
Speaker 2: to sit down, just.
Speaker 3: Like it's thirty be like movie sessions, like you get
Speaker 3: the five thirty.
Speaker 4: Seating.
Speaker 3: I'll be running a chart. I'll be bringing a spreadsheet like.
Speaker 2: A flow chart.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, okay, wow, okay.
Speaker 2: About eight slices of toasts.
Speaker 4: That's great.
Speaker 6: No, that's good news for me. That's that's made me
Speaker 6: very happy. I thought I would have a four slice
Speaker 6: and that's it for eleven kids. I'll be making a
Speaker 6: toast plate in the morning.
Speaker 2: Can you take us to the break with your niece
Speaker 2: and nephews names.
Speaker 6: Please, Hailey, Ella, Kate, Zoey, Lylah, Ryland.
Speaker 3: Kate, Kate, don't tell me, don't tell me.
Speaker 7: I know what it is.
Speaker 6: As starts with an A Addison, Piper Oakley and Skyla
Speaker 6: bro You've.
Speaker 4: Got Peter, there's no Peter, there's no Pointer. Little Joey,
Speaker 4: no Joey.
Speaker 6: Okay, they've got two dogs as well, don't they dogs?
Speaker 2: We've forgot the dogs.
Speaker 6: I guarantee I'll spend more time in the yard, padding
Speaker 6: the dogs and playing with these children.
Speaker 2: Tomorrow. We are live from their place as Lauren gets
Speaker 2: one of Melbourne's biggest families ready for school. What can
Speaker 2: go wrong? Make sure you join us and follow us
Speaker 2: on socials. This is number one hundred you're on the
Speaker 2: air with Jason Lauren if gen Z now buddy twelve
Speaker 2: year old producer asked me for tickets one more time
Speaker 2: to Billy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll get them for it.
Speaker 2: I don't guarantee that. Yeah, she was almost going to
Speaker 2: fly to Brisbane because there was a single ticket floating around.
Speaker 2: Oh that gives me anxiety going to a concent on
Speaker 2: your own.
Speaker 3: That's I mean, you might as well you just see
Speaker 3: a long dance.
Speaker 2: Yeah, No, one's talking right.
Speaker 3: When Paul tried to talk to me during Taylor Swift,
Speaker 3: I was like, are you mad?
Speaker 2: Remember our boss tried to We just signed them with Nova.
Speaker 2: I didn't go start having a d M with me
Speaker 2: and I'm like, I'm sorry, she is playing starts.
Speaker 3: Come on, pase up.
Speaker 4: Can't be doing that BT, pull your pants up? What
Speaker 4: are you thinking up with? What was it?
Speaker 2: Welcome to the company? And I'm like, could you start
Speaker 2: to look at him? And I'm sorry. I will be back.
Speaker 2: During Folklore.
Speaker 4: On the Roof, I've got more into folklore, which is
Speaker 4: on the roof.
Speaker 2: You can do what you want. Guys. I asked you
Speaker 2: to do some homework last week.
Speaker 3: I can't remember it.
Speaker 2: Homework.
Speaker 4: I don't even like when I'm at work. That's baffling
Speaker 4: because it sort of was a bit of a competition
Speaker 4: between you both.
Speaker 2: What play that? Just have you done anything about it?
Speaker 2: What have you done anything about it?
Speaker 4: Stop yelling?
Speaker 2: What is it about the ninja?
Speaker 3: What's not about it? You could put Margarita's in there
Speaker 3: and that come off frozen baby.
Speaker 5: Okay, Lauren, you've put it a deposit nowt Jase, how
Speaker 5: many ways lists are you on?
Speaker 2: Weight list? I'm on several line I've.
Speaker 3: Tried Harvey Normal and I've tried I'm on the waits,
Speaker 3: I'm on.
Speaker 2: The I'm on Bingley in New Zealing Lee and New
Speaker 2: Zealing Lee.
Speaker 6: And New Zealing and then you got busted because there
Speaker 6: is no bing lea New Zealand you're lying.
Speaker 3: I'm actually on the wait list.
Speaker 6: And you were lying because the other day he said,
Speaker 6: can someone pop down to JB and get me one?
Speaker 3: No, you're lazy and you're a liar.
Speaker 2: Nando's that video guy has contact with JB. I'm like, hey,
Speaker 2: if I put the order in, can you get it?
Speaker 6: Because you haven't put the order in, so you've been
Speaker 6: lying that you're on a weight list. I'm actually on
Speaker 6: the wait list. In fact, not only a wait list.
Speaker 6: I've paid and it just hasn't been delivered.
Speaker 2: I have dependents that are thirsty. So this is the
Speaker 2: slushy machine that.
Speaker 3: Fifty thousand on the weight list.
Speaker 2: In New Zealand.
Speaker 4: Well, I guess there's fifty.
Speaker 3: Thou you lie a live pants on fire. I'm not
Speaker 3: getting bitter, but you're alone.
Speaker 2: Have you done anything else about it?
Speaker 7: Well?
Speaker 4: No, I've paid for it.
Speaker 2: Okay, So you're waiting and Jace.
Speaker 3: He's just using other people.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, I don't think they have it.
Speaker 3: No, no, I'm getting it.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, Why has it got a big label
Speaker 2: on it that says clean off? That's got to go?
Speaker 2: It's here? Oh, can give you a ninja slushy today?
Speaker 2: How is a good day? How you ask?
Speaker 5: Well, sometimes you just gotta go about your business quietly,
Speaker 5: like I did.
Speaker 4: You're called in a few favors. It was like I
Speaker 4: was on the Celebrity Apprentice, Keep.
Speaker 3: Upright for two hours, must be level before or before.
Speaker 5: On the side, it says slushy, frozen cocktail, frozen juice, frappe, milkshake.
Speaker 2: I don't know one. Just out of all the days,
Speaker 2: today's the coldest day of the week tops of twenty
Speaker 2: and row. Absolutely nothing.
Speaker 4: You know what, it's not that it won't take up
Speaker 4: that much, not at all.
Speaker 2: Can we get rid of one of the computers in
Speaker 2: the office to make ways to be careful of it?
Speaker 2: But what should what should we do with it?
Speaker 4: You didn't even want one.
Speaker 3: Why have you got one?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you shouldn't have one. Bad luck. You don't know
Speaker 2: people coming around on the weekend.
Speaker 5: You hands up hand, you don't needly What we can
Speaker 5: decide as a show what we do with.
Speaker 6: The my house most weekends, if I have it or
Speaker 6: make them? Should we set it up on He doesn't
Speaker 6: even invite you to his house.
Speaker 2: My kids are thirsty.
Speaker 6: He's got a pull and he doesn't even invite us
Speaker 6: on the hot days. He's not getting it.
Speaker 2: I have custody for the time being.
Speaker 3: How did you get it?
Speaker 2: How does it work? One gets a weekend producers?
Speaker 4: Did he get it himself?
Speaker 3: What did one of you do it? Oh? He did it?
Speaker 2: So I'm thinking it's the weekend stand on Clarendon Street.
Speaker 3: You're so annoying. Give it to me or me pick
Speaker 3: your favorite.
Speaker 2: Well, run run to the one you love with what's
Speaker 2: in it for me?
Speaker 3: I have you over for dinner at least twice a week.
Speaker 2: I'll continue. You're not drinking at the moment, are you?
Speaker 2: You can't make frozen water?
Speaker 3: Doesn't invite you to his house, He's never one.
Speaker 4: Has he ever invited you over?
Speaker 2: Because I haven't had a slushing machine in all of
Speaker 2: these To be honest, he invited you to his producers.
Speaker 2: Look at the power.
Speaker 4: He's very nice.
Speaker 2: We have a party this afternoon. Yes, that's lovely.
Speaker 4: Look at real swish.
Speaker 3: How many drinks do you get out of that? Don't
Speaker 3: break it?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Speak here, tell me what to do with my machine?
Speaker 2: Anyway to show machine? So we have a slow started
Speaker 2: washing it. We might even give it away. We're not
Speaker 2: giving it.
Speaker 4: Give it away to a listener.
Speaker 2: They got screw listen.
Speaker 4: Can we make coffee? The coffee makee.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, up, fire up up twenty four enough
Speaker 2: from this station.
Speaker 4: What's wrong with you? I'm never having robin hood.
Speaker 3: No, we do so much for so many people.
Speaker 2: That's the question. We give you tickets.
Speaker 4: None of you are getting it.
Speaker 2: She's beautiful, don't turn on the tears. She is magnificent.
Speaker 2: She's sexy, you know what Sometimes things in life aren't
Speaker 2: worth the weight.
Speaker 3: This is worth the way this is. They say never
Speaker 3: meet your heroes.
Speaker 2: I've met my hero, beautiful. Get your hands up.
Speaker 6: We are talking about the Ninja slushy maker, which we've
Speaker 6: been talking about for years, since last year.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I'm out in America. We're going to try
Speaker 2: and get someone to smuggle one in, but it wouldn't fit.
Speaker 2: It's a shirts or in the body.
Speaker 3: Fifty thousand people on the weight list here and fifty
Speaker 3: thousand in New Zealand, and Clint Stanaway has bought one
Speaker 3: in as a trait for us and Jason and I fighting.
Speaker 3: Let's fire it up, so let's make let's make frappe
Speaker 3: and then we can share it. But it's sort of
Speaker 3: miss Summer.
Speaker 2: I can't believe fifty thousand people trying to.
Speaker 3: Thirty six degrees this weekend.
Speaker 2: Oh scream summer. A lot of people queued up on
Speaker 2: the phone.
Speaker 3: You've never invited any of us to Why would you
Speaker 3: get the community.
Speaker 2: Because I've been embarrassed about.
Speaker 3: The mansion with your pool and your man urban house, and.
Speaker 2: I've been embarrassed about the drinks I have to offer.
Speaker 4: Now I have the slush all those hot days. You
Speaker 4: never invite yourself.
Speaker 2: Stop fighting?
Speaker 3: That's mad?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 4: Can I please say VICKI, we're not giving it, giving it.
Speaker 4: Let's just get a bit of sense.
Speaker 3: Are you sad that you don't have a Ninja slushy
Speaker 3: in your life?
Speaker 9: I want one, really, really, really bad.
Speaker 2: Just for me join the list.
Speaker 3: Well, you're gonna have to fight Jason and.
Speaker 4: I for it.
Speaker 2: You can come over for margaritea No, he'll never invite you, okay, Diana, Hello.
Speaker 9: Good morning. Did I hear slushy? It's nothing like a
Speaker 9: slushy machine?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 3: Natalie from Sky? You calling to agree with me that
Speaker 3: I deserve the slushing machine more than Jason.
Speaker 9: No, I'm calling to thank you to give me a
Speaker 9: splashy machine.
Speaker 4: Alexia. Do you think I deserve the slushing machine?
Speaker 2: I think you do, But I think I deserve one.
Speaker 2: Yeah you do? Let's yeah? Yeah, well ring something you star?
Speaker 2: What about you? Mary? What's your favorite frozen drinks?
Speaker 9: I think you guys need to stop fighting.
Speaker 8: I'm confiscating it off you.
Speaker 4: Oh the bloke's lining up as well, Daniel?
Speaker 2: Yeah, good Daniel? You want to come over for Margie
Speaker 2: on the weekend? Mate? You can come over more. And
Speaker 2: my daughter, she spent one of those going viral on YouTube.
Speaker 6: I know they're on the time, Daniel tell he's just
Speaker 6: going to have to wait and list with in line
Speaker 6: with the fifty thousand others, because I'm taking.
Speaker 2: This still lining up. Harley, there you going, Hey, how
Speaker 2: much do you like me? Mate?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: You're not bad, but it'd be awesome to give me
Speaker 2: the slashing machine for these hot days at work.
Speaker 3: No, Harley, I deserve it. Don't you think I work
Speaker 3: harder than anyone around here?
Speaker 2: Harley, I've got dependents who are very thirsty.
Speaker 3: Harley, he's not even properly on the wait list.
Speaker 4: He's lying.
Speaker 3: He's not even that interested.
Speaker 2: Love it, Lauren, You're you're asking for it with eleven?
Speaker 4: Absolutely jeez.
Speaker 6: I think I should take it around and just load
Speaker 6: them up on sugar before they go to school.
Speaker 2: Absolutely not. There you go, all right, I'll plug it
Speaker 2: in today and give you a review tomorrow.
Speaker 4: I'm the custodian that won't.
Speaker 3: Even fit in your little midlife crisis sports.
Speaker 2: I'll take that the roof. What are you gonna do?
Speaker 2: Just sit at home by yourself with the slashing machine
Speaker 2: sad around the slushy machine watching maps. Can you send
Speaker 2: us a picket?
Speaker 6: That's so sad, But think about how good you've come
Speaker 6: to my house when Paul has made you a TEAMU
Speaker 6: Frozen Margarina.
Speaker 3: Imagine how delicious, delicious it'll be through that.
Speaker 2: Remember that time I came round to your place with
Speaker 2: nine bags of ice?
Speaker 4: Yes, they're still in the freezer, DoD you need nine
Speaker 4: bags of ice for.
Speaker 2: I didn't know how big the night was going to get.
Speaker 3: It's just Jason, you need to put a note makes
Speaker 3: the ice itself.
Speaker 2: What are we What are we going to do with this?
Speaker 2: Let's let's brain steal.
Speaker 3: I've never seen Clinton.
Speaker 2: Charitable.
Speaker 3: It's very up himself.
Speaker 2: It's like he got a partner I do tomorrow.
Speaker 3: That's sad to watch, Clint.
Speaker 2: He's kissing it. Tomorrow we will. We will update you
Speaker 2: on what we're going to do with this and how
Speaker 2: you can get your hands.
Speaker 4: We're not giving it away.
Speaker 2: The people.
Speaker 3: I'm going to look after eleven kids tomorrow. I deserve it.
Speaker 2: Do you'll need it after tomorrow? This is over one
Speaker 2: hundred the amount of text and calls I've had from
Speaker 2: friends in the past five minutes ago.
Speaker 4: About the slushy, Yeah about the slushing machine.
Speaker 2: Really they went in, Yeah, they went in. We're going
Speaker 2: to give it away at some point this week.
Speaker 6: Also some exciting news for Fisher fans out there. You
Speaker 6: may have seen vision of I mean, he was amazing
Speaker 6: at Lifgolf, but he did that big party.
Speaker 2: On the beach.
Speaker 3: I went to it last year.
Speaker 2: It was out of beach, on the gold on the sand.
Speaker 4: It was epic.
Speaker 6: He's just announced he is doing it again in May
Speaker 6: this year. Producer Jees knows the details. It's a long weekend,
Speaker 6: I believe.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I think it's the third of May on surfer in surface,
Speaker 4: the fourth and fourth.
Speaker 3: I think he's doing two nights. Didn't understand anyway.
Speaker 6: There will be many people praminged yet, tickets, flightscommodation to that.
Speaker 6: So he's just announced it this morning. We'll see if
Speaker 6: we can get him on to talk about it next week.
Speaker 2: Your mates with Fish, can you pass on an apology
Speaker 2: for me? Why it live golf? One of my mates
Speaker 2: instant I think, had a few and batiled him up
Speaker 2: for a DN.
Speaker 3: M oh oh he would Fish wouldn't have copped that. No,
Speaker 3: he said hi mate and moved on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, didn't say it. Did you drop your name? I
Speaker 2: don't know. I'm scared to ask the story.
Speaker 3: But just yeah, I'm not passing on an apology. I'm
Speaker 3: denying that I know your friend.
Speaker 2: Okay, fair point to thank you for that? Is it?
Speaker 2: Getting out of here?
Speaker 6: I need to go because I need to practice my
Speaker 6: eleven children's names that I have to.
Speaker 4: Look after in the morning tomorrow.
Speaker 3: I need to get a good night's sleep. Or do
Speaker 3: I carbload like I'm running a marathon? I would spaghetti bollona?
Speaker 2: Do you will not have time to eat yourself? I
Speaker 2: can tell you now you're not allowed to eat?
Speaker 4: What do you mean? Like you won't have time to
Speaker 4: put They've not twelve pieces of toast slices? What do
Speaker 4: you call it?
Speaker 2: Toasters? So for anybody missed it, we have found one
Speaker 2: of Melbourn's biggest families. Teagan and Mickey are parents to
Speaker 2: eleven children and tomorrow morning we are going to be
Speaker 2: live from their place and Lauren will be getting them
Speaker 2: all ready for school in the day ahead.
Speaker 6: Amazing, It's going to be amazing scene. I think you
Speaker 6: guys will be surprised how good I am are going
Speaker 6: to be surprising.
Speaker 4: I think I'm going to be like, the kids are
Speaker 4: gonna love it. I'm going to have a great time
Speaker 4: with the kids.
Speaker 3: We're gonna be at school on time, going to have delicious,
Speaker 3: healthy breakfast.
Speaker 2: Flash forward to tomorrow, D eight thirty quick, she went
Speaker 2: worse than I thought.
Speaker 3: He they've got insurance in case the house.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, no, I thought about it. Yeah yeah yeah,
Speaker 2: fire department on standboy tomorrow, you're gonna want to keep
Speaker 2: an eye on Socials and make sure you join us
Speaker 2: live from one of Melbourne's biggest families. We all Cenamorrow, Melbourne,
Speaker 2: Bye
Speaker 6: Jason Lauren, Jason Lauren, wake up feeling good on Nomber
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