Speaker 1: Go get you morning every day.
Speaker 2: Alades, Oh hazy, this is where we revisit all the
Speaker 2: highs and the lows from the year.
Speaker 1: And do you know what someone said to me the
Speaker 1: other day?
Speaker 3: And I'm not joking, He goes, Oh, I had to
Speaker 3: listen to your show the other day.
Speaker 1: It's really good.
Speaker 3: Now Goez means it as a comment, but I'm like,
Speaker 3: what do you mean now, there's a slight improvement across
Speaker 3: the year.
Speaker 4: Yeah, appreciate that.
Speaker 5: An yeah, yeah, someone said to me the other day
Speaker 5: that's wish here, same goes big nose.
Speaker 4: I'll never know what that meant.
Speaker 3: What do you mean?
Speaker 4: I love that we're just exchanging little sayings. That's been
Speaker 4: an exchanged But that's all good. That's a compliment though,
Speaker 4: wasn't it.
Speaker 3: That that was an absolute sandwich from that block the
Speaker 3: compliment buried inside a couple of really nasty burger buns.
Speaker 4: Speaking of sandwiches, enjoy.
Speaker 3: What the.
Speaker 1: Okay? What the fork? This segment is born out of
Speaker 1: the fact that there.
Speaker 3: Are no forks in any kitchen workplace ever, and so
Speaker 3: then we've just thought what the fork?
Speaker 1: About everything else in life?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: You know, we have various editions of this we've had
Speaker 3: the supermarket edition of What the Fork?
Speaker 4: Sure? Sure they might be First war problems.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's okay, that's okay. You need to vent about
Speaker 3: the small things every.
Speaker 4: Now and then we're going to nut them out together.
Speaker 3: Yeah okay, So I do believe that this week I
Speaker 3: need to hand the floor over to you for.
Speaker 1: Your what the fall?
Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, thank you very much. Thank you for
Speaker 5: passing the time.
Speaker 1: I'm passing the fork, the fork, I thank you for
Speaker 1: passing the fork.
Speaker 4: Oh gosh, I need a wash. Can we talk about
Speaker 4: mobile phone x?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 5: Yes, people and some of their ridiculous habits on their
Speaker 5: mobile phone. So I went to a beautiful little cafe.
Speaker 5: Had it been a meatime a few weeks ago in Brighton?
Speaker 5: I think it was, got myself some eggs on toast,
Speaker 5: and there was a lady over in the corner with
Speaker 5: her mobile phone on loud speaker. And you know what
Speaker 5: happens when you're waiting for a company or whatever it is,
Speaker 5: the whole music it was just awful. Whilst I'm trying
Speaker 5: to enjoy my breakfast, this is what I can hear.
Speaker 5: And in every sort of thirty seconds, your call is
Speaker 5: important to us. Yeah, you will be with the next
Speaker 5: available operator shortly.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, okay, I just I get I respect
Speaker 3: that this is your.
Speaker 1: I respect it.
Speaker 3: But if you had any cohoonas whatsoever, you would have
Speaker 3: gone over to her and said, excuse me, I don't
Speaker 3: want to hear your on hold music.
Speaker 1: Do you mind turning that down?
Speaker 4: I don't have theness to do that.
Speaker 5: If I had any sort of testicular fortitude, maybe was
Speaker 5: requested this sort of hoole music you go to stock
Speaker 5: stand whole music that says that's nice, isn't it? You know,
Speaker 5: I don't have the balls to stand up in any
Speaker 5: of those situations. Yesterday I got over charged five bucks
Speaker 5: for a sandwich and I just paid for it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course you did. And yeah, and you would
Speaker 1: have said, or do you know what?
Speaker 3: You keep that five up bucks and put it in
Speaker 3: the tip jard place and do you want another five bucks?
Speaker 4: Because sure, why not?
Speaker 3: Because this sandwich is worth twenty so I will throw
Speaker 3: at another five.
Speaker 1: That's how you're wrong.
Speaker 3: I have a real bugbear about people who put their
Speaker 3: phones on speaker. Yeah, or kids that watch their iPads
Speaker 3: in public spaces without headphones.
Speaker 4: Oh what you don't how tricky.
Speaker 1: Oh your kids do it, do they? That's the look
Speaker 1: on your face right now.
Speaker 5: They don't religiously do it as a as a preference.
Speaker 5: But when it gets to the stage where it's that
Speaker 5: or one of our kids chucking the most almighty tantrum
Speaker 5: of all time.
Speaker 1: Well that's your problem.
Speaker 4: I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't need pepper Pig on a plane to be
Speaker 1: my problem.
Speaker 4: Well, on a plane, that's a different story.
Speaker 3: Now it's not a different story in any public space.
Speaker 3: Kids with their iPads on loud speaker is not okay.
Speaker 5: We spoke about that alien theater. Oh yes, the kid
Speaker 5: was on their tablet and it caused like an ub.
Speaker 1: During the Barbie movie.
Speaker 3: There's a guy who will go on the elliptical machine
Speaker 3: religiously at my gym, and he will go along and
Speaker 3: he'll watch his Netflix shows on loud speaker without headphones.
Speaker 4: That's ridiculous.
Speaker 3: I mean, what all those people that chat to their
Speaker 3: friends on loud speaker in public spaces.
Speaker 1: I don't want to hear your conversation.
Speaker 4: Are you joking a grade nincompoop? Yes? Mobile phone X
Speaker 4: oh yeah, have you got some for what? Fork?
Speaker 5: This week thirteen and twenty four, ten people just don't
Speaker 5: get it. And also when you're driving and you're like, oh,
Speaker 5: I don't want to get caught. So people put it
Speaker 5: on loud speaker, but they put the phone up to
Speaker 5: their mouth.
Speaker 4: What the hell is the point of that.
Speaker 1: That's still illegal, you guys.
Speaker 4: It's very much illegal.
Speaker 3: My husband always says to me, because I'll have my
Speaker 3: earbuds in, but I'll still like hold the phone up.
Speaker 1: To my mouth. It's like it doesn't work like that.
Speaker 1: The speaker's in your ear phone. I don't understand. Are
Speaker 1: they you inside? Are they or not?
Speaker 4: I don't think so.
Speaker 3: You don't need to hold the phone up to your
Speaker 3: mouth when you've got your ear buds in, do you.
Speaker 4: It won't make a difference in the newsroom.
Speaker 2: No, people like that have a special place reserved in hell.
Speaker 1: Mobile phone. It's this morning, Sarah, what's yours?
Speaker 6: I my mobile phone is when someone's placing their coffee
Speaker 6: order and they don't have the courtesy to get off
Speaker 6: their phone for the forty seconds it takes to place
Speaker 6: their order.
Speaker 4: Yes, true, Yes, Sarah.
Speaker 3: It's either hey, can you hold on a second and
Speaker 3: you put your phone down, or you go I'll call
Speaker 3: you back.
Speaker 1: One or the other.
Speaker 5: So if I'm on the phone and the orders read,
Speaker 5: I'll put the phone down and almost put it in
Speaker 5: the pocket and say thank you very much, yes, and
Speaker 5: then return to the phone calls. Absolutely, I feel like
Speaker 5: it's the height of arrogance.
Speaker 1: Absolutely. There reason from angle value mobile phone.
Speaker 7: Nick, my mother phone is when you're being served at
Speaker 7: the supermarket and you can't be bothered to pay attention
Speaker 7: to the person that's serving you. It is so rude,
Speaker 7: and I can't help myself, but I say it under
Speaker 7: my breath when I'm standing behind them. Get off your phone.
Speaker 4: After you're like, would you say I said, have a
Speaker 4: nice day?
Speaker 1: See Terna.
Speaker 3: Theresa's got more kahooners than that they put together. Ruth,
Speaker 3: Morning morning, your mobile phone.
Speaker 4: Ruth.
Speaker 8: I cannot handle people walking around the supermarket on loud
Speaker 8: speaker talking about their problem.
Speaker 7: I don't give a crap.
Speaker 8: Shut the fork up.
Speaker 4: That's perfect, Ruth.
Speaker 1: On that note, we might rather I'll tell you what
Speaker 1: my problem is.
Speaker 4: You're talking about your problems, my problems.
Speaker 1: You you exactly right.
Speaker 4: Let's go to Chantelo Morning Chantel, Good.
Speaker 1: Morning, Good morning your mobile phone, x Chentel.
Speaker 9: My mobile guys. I watch my voice as well, you're right.
Speaker 9: My mobike is when I'm laying there with my boyfriend
Speaker 9: and you're both watching some videos. Yeah, my volume is
Speaker 9: at a decent level and his is just in my
Speaker 9: ear going as loud as it can possibly go.
Speaker 5: Ye, Chantel, I don't know why we do that, but
Speaker 5: we collectively do.
Speaker 1: Is that amazing?
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's an absolute male thing.
Speaker 10: I go.
Speaker 4: My wife Car has the same complaint to me.
Speaker 3: Chantal just said, are you definitely completely ignorer?
Speaker 4: Sorry?
Speaker 1: Oh, do you one more?
Speaker 3: Let's wrap this up with Mark. Good morning Mark? What's
Speaker 3: your mobile?
Speaker 1: Phoney?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 10: I hate it when you're walking around in public and
Speaker 10: people just have their heads in their phones and no
Speaker 10: paying no attention whatsoever to where they're walking, and they
Speaker 10: just get in everyone's way.
Speaker 3: Mark, Can I can I take that a step further?
Speaker 3: What about when you're sitting at the lights and you're
Speaker 3: waiting to turn left and the lights people are walking
Speaker 3: on the green, but then it goes red, so technically
Speaker 3: hurry up and get off the road and they're just
Speaker 3: mosy and then you've got eight cars behind you that
Speaker 3: are also being held up and people are absolutely oblivious.
Speaker 10: Yep, no situational awareness at all.
Speaker 4: So true awareness. I gotta confess something.
Speaker 5: I went for a bit of a dog a couple
Speaker 5: of days ago, she did, and I got my phone
Speaker 5: out and I was sending yeah, and I was just
Speaker 5: close to bumping into someone and it was a bloke
Speaker 5: coming the other way, and you knew exactly it might
Speaker 5: have been Mark. Actually, yes, he's like, look at this,
Speaker 5: absolute and knob on his phone. I'm going to hip
Speaker 5: and shoulder him if he doesn't see me. Yeah, right,
Speaker 5: And I jumped out of the way.
Speaker 4: Just in time.
Speaker 1: Oh that was so lucky, wasn't it.
Speaker 4: So I'm that person.
Speaker 1: You don't have any situational.
Speaker 4: Work absolute forehead.
Speaker 1: What the Fork?
Speaker 4: The fork was.
Speaker 3: The segment growing out of the fact that there's never
Speaker 3: any forks in any workplace, kitchen ever. And then we thought,
Speaker 3: let's just expand it out to other things we don't
Speaker 3: understand in life.
Speaker 1: Fair enough?
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay.
Speaker 3: So we were having a meeting about what the Fork
Speaker 3: yesterday and we were just discussing oral hygiene and I
Speaker 3: don't even know how this came up, but we were saying,
Speaker 3: do you share a toothbrush with your partner?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: And you Andrew in front of our entire.
Speaker 3: Team producers are in newsreader Abby producer Boss Josh cameraman, Josh,
Speaker 3: you've just gone. I've just realized something that people may
Speaker 3: have thought.
Speaker 1: Was a bit weird. And we went, well, Andrew and
Speaker 1: you went. When I was growing up on the farm,
Speaker 1: our whole family shared a toothbrush.
Speaker 4: Yeah, strange, isn't it. Do things a little bit differently
Speaker 4: on the farm.
Speaker 1: Girls, so taught me through.
Speaker 3: This is obviously before the days of electric toothbrushes.
Speaker 1: Yes, it was the manual toothbrush.
Speaker 5: There was one or two toothbrushes there, and we're a
Speaker 5: family four then.
Speaker 4: I don't know. I think it's just sort of half
Speaker 4: share the toothbrush.
Speaker 3: I never thought, no, no, no, you don't know half
Speaker 3: to share a toothbrush. That's like being a little bit pregnant.
Speaker 3: You either put that toothbrush in your mouth.
Speaker 4: I'm a little bit pregnant.
Speaker 1: You put that toothbrush in your mouth, or you don't.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think we did. I think we absolutely used
Speaker 5: to share a toothbrush. So and not one, maybe there
Speaker 5: was two or maybe three toothbrush is there.
Speaker 4: It's a family four, maybe just sort of switched up
Speaker 4: a little.
Speaker 5: Bit, and it's grown into my life now where I
Speaker 5: try and do it at home, and I'll quite often
Speaker 5: just use cars toothbrush.
Speaker 4: And she will not have it much at all and
Speaker 4: gets quite angry.
Speaker 3: The only time you're allowed to share your partner's toothbrush
Speaker 3: is on holiday, So I reckon, you've gotten your own.
Speaker 4: Then you've gotten your own?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, and that's okay. It's too hard to go
Speaker 1: and buy one.
Speaker 2: Have you've spoken to someone about your childhood trauma?
Speaker 4: No? I have it. Also, I'm making out like I'm
Speaker 4: an absolute hic.
Speaker 9: I'm not.
Speaker 4: Although this was the theme song on the farm.
Speaker 3: Did the horses get a run with a family toothbrush
Speaker 3: as well?
Speaker 4: She has no.
Speaker 5: The horses that they would go through the toothbrushes very
Speaker 5: very quickly.
Speaker 1: Well, there's a lot of teeth and a horse mouth,
Speaker 1: isn't it.
Speaker 5: Apparently, judging by the reaction yesterday, this was a little
Speaker 5: bit strange, a little bit of a wrong thing to do.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Did the cows share the milky machines as well? That's
Speaker 1: a bit gross. Or did the sheep did they share shares?
Speaker 4: Yeah? She is, well, yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 5: Are you suggesting that each sheep gets shorn with a
Speaker 5: different pair of ses?
Speaker 11: Oh?
Speaker 1: No, It brings me to my next they did share,
Speaker 1: This brings me to my day. There was a segwak
Speaker 1: here if you could let me get on with it.
Speaker 3: So every now and then, if we're in a situation,
Speaker 3: an emergency situation where I don't have a razor, I
Speaker 3: will quite often share my husband's.
Speaker 5: Oh you share shares as well. Yes, I wonder how
Speaker 5: he feels about it.
Speaker 3: Not great because he's walked in on me and caught
Speaker 3: me using his razor in places that he doesn't necessarily enjoy.
Speaker 1: Don't do that, don't do that. How could he not
Speaker 1: be enjoying.
Speaker 4: She's wearing down some interesting paths here.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I will use his razor.
Speaker 3: He doesn't like it because that's something that he obviously
Speaker 3: use this on his face.
Speaker 4: And specifically the mustache area.
Speaker 1: Very yeah, It's like it's.
Speaker 3: Like when you walk in and you find your partner
Speaker 3: using the face cloth, you know, to clean pits and bits,
Speaker 3: when obviously sometimes then you use it on your face also,
Speaker 3: which was what God intended your face.
Speaker 4: Wash A twenty four ten.
Speaker 5: I think the roles reversing here in terms of weird households.
Speaker 5: Who's using a cloth to wash their pits?
Speaker 4: And bits.
Speaker 3: A cloth, A face cloth, yeah, a face face washing.
Speaker 3: Don't you that's all over your body?
Speaker 4: Don't?
Speaker 5: Oh gosh, you turn this beautifully back on yourself. I
Speaker 5: do that you can take the girl out of tassy.
Speaker 1: Twenty four to ten. What was the question again?
Speaker 3: Okay, what are you sharing that you shouldn't give your household?
Speaker 1: This started out as a pile on for you. It's
Speaker 1: supposing it's kind of fifty to fifty now as you speak.
Speaker 4: That's because you're a team player, and I appreciate that.
Speaker 3: Let's go to Melanie from bearing in mind, everyone who
Speaker 3: gets on air gets to go on the running for
Speaker 3: the Winter Weekend Escape, which is drawn on Friday.
Speaker 1: Melanie, what are you sharing that you perhaps shouldn't me?
Speaker 3: Hi?
Speaker 12: There, it's my son. Boys are gross, aren't they. I
Speaker 12: walked into the bathroom to see him use my reusable flowstick,
Speaker 12: you know the ones that come on the stick and
Speaker 12: you can sort of rent it off and reuse it.
Speaker 12: And I found him using that wedging out a big
Speaker 12: piece of fruits or something in his teeth, and I
Speaker 12: don't really eat meat, so that kind of grossed me out,
Speaker 12: and I asked him how long he's been using it,
Speaker 12: he said, since I've bought it.
Speaker 9: Oh, boys are.
Speaker 4: Gross, Yeah they are, Melanie.
Speaker 10: How old is he He's only six. I feel it's disgusting.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you wait till he hits a third day or
Speaker 4: four days knocking on that door before.
Speaker 3: Thank you, Milanie, you are in the running for the
Speaker 3: winter weekend escapes drawn on Friday.
Speaker 1: Let's go to Cheryl. What are you sharing that you
Speaker 1: shouldn't be? Cheryl?
Speaker 8: What's my husband? He pinches my derodor and, which is
Speaker 8: for women only, and my perfume.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I hate Cheryl. I on on our side, I
Speaker 4: use women's the odorant as well. Yeah, it's really nice.
Speaker 5: You know what it's on you guys, it's all so delicious.
Speaker 8: If I've I've got a son of buy my son's
Speaker 8: de roder and he doesn't. He's just my son's deriders
Speaker 8: of mine.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Well, sharing is caring, that's all.
Speaker 12: So Elizabeth.
Speaker 1: What sort of perfume are you rocking that he's using?
Speaker 8: Oh, I've got I would just buy some cheek stuff
Speaker 8: just for work, but I've got some light blue which.
Speaker 10: I had to hide. You're used light blue?
Speaker 4: Like blue? He puts that on, and all of a
Speaker 4: sudden it becomes a class. See young gentlemen.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it's a beautifully unique pronunciation.
Speaker 5: Of yeah, we're going to spits. I'm just gonna say,
Speaker 5: be careful of this one.
Speaker 7: Good morning, good morning.
Speaker 10: How are you going?
Speaker 4: Going?
Speaker 7: Very well?
Speaker 4: But more importantly, how are you going? What's being shared?
Speaker 6: So I know somebody and their partner who are both females,
Speaker 6: and they share.
Speaker 7: Their time of the month's underwear.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I mean, don't trying to find that producers?
Speaker 1: Are we?
Speaker 6: Oha?
Speaker 1: That's next level?
Speaker 4: Is next level?
Speaker 3: Isn't it?
Speaker 4: Again?
Speaker 1: Do you even know what Tash is talking about? Angel?
Speaker 4: Really? What's going on?
Speaker 5: I think I know about sixty percent of what's going
Speaker 5: on here, and even I can identify this, Yes.
Speaker 4: What the fort?
Speaker 12: What the fork?
Speaker 3: What fork? This is the segment born out of the
Speaker 3: fact that no one can ever find any forks in
Speaker 3: any corporate kitchen in South Australia across the board, And
Speaker 3: so then we thought, you know what, let's ask what
Speaker 3: the fork about anything at all that we like? And
Speaker 3: today's edition is brought to you by planes, trains and
Speaker 3: automobiles really just planes and airports.
Speaker 5: Yeah, unsponsored, but so much happening, particularly airports there's.
Speaker 1: A bit going on in one particular airline, wasn't there, Hazy.
Speaker 5: Yeah, there was, so I remember. What really sort of
Speaker 5: grinds my gears and makes me go what the fork is?
Speaker 5: When you're in a three hours into a nine hour
Speaker 5: flight coming to or from Atlanta and then you've got
Speaker 5: to turn around because someone has left what was described
Speaker 5: as a biohazardous diarrhea in the toilet which.
Speaker 4: Was seeping out. Oh my god, the plane.
Speaker 5: No, that is a true story. I read that on
Speaker 5: Instagram and I loved as well. At The first comment
Speaker 5: which has got the most is from a blow called
Speaker 5: It's Evenki. He said, bro did the Droppenheimer.
Speaker 3: My what the fork for the plane edition is my
Speaker 3: brother in law travels a lot for his work and
Speaker 3: therefore accumulates lots of lots of points and then gets
Speaker 3: upgraded to first class or business class. And he said
Speaker 3: the amount of times that he's seen influences get on
Speaker 3: a plane and stop in either first class or business class,
Speaker 3: sit down and pose for a selfie to post on
Speaker 3: the gram, and then have to get up and ungraciously
Speaker 3: walk into economy after they've taken said selfie.
Speaker 5: You know they're doing they scurry off, the scurry like
Speaker 5: a little parasite.
Speaker 1: Oh dear, it was so aggressive.
Speaker 4: Got my photo. Now I'm going to go back and
Speaker 4: live reality.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's embarrassing if you're doing that, isn't it? Absolutely
Speaker 3: it's going to add you in the newsroom.
Speaker 1: What the fork the plane edition?
Speaker 11: Go for it?
Speaker 2: Well as you know it's BALI a few weeks ago
Speaker 2: mentioned what if if you want to sponsor me again,
Speaker 2: I'll go.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So, anyway, I was on the plane.
Speaker 2: Obviously we're at the back of the plane and the
Speaker 2: flight attendant are trying to get through. The plane is small,
Speaker 2: blah blah blah, and you've got a netble team that's
Speaker 2: on there that's all split up, and you've got like
Speaker 2: eight people waiting for the toilet in the aisle. And
Speaker 2: this woman kept walking back and standing speaking to her
Speaker 2: friends in front of us. So you've got flight attendant
Speaker 2: trying to get through, You've got people lining up for
Speaker 2: the bathroom and going oh well, and instead of going, oh,
Speaker 2: there's eight people, I'll sit down and wait.
Speaker 4: For it to clear.
Speaker 1: So and she just wouldn't. She kept standing there, and
Speaker 1: I wanted to be like, just go and sit down,
Speaker 1: like we just took off.
Speaker 2: You don't need to speak to your friend, go and
Speaker 2: sit down and wait for it to clear and then
Speaker 2: come back and talk.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Also, also when when you taxi in and you're sitting
Speaker 3: there and the light goes off so you can stand
Speaker 3: up and get your stuff.
Speaker 1: And then people stand up and wait instantly, Well, what's
Speaker 1: to be gained?
Speaker 5: I get if you're stretching your legs, but if you're
Speaker 5: above sort of six foot as well, you're standing up
Speaker 5: and all of a sudden you've got to awkwardly go
Speaker 5: to the side, so it's like chronically bad for you.
Speaker 5: Next they're like, well, sure, I'm stretching out my hamshring,
Speaker 5: which is fun, but now I've got a chronic next issue.
Speaker 4: It's not worth it.
Speaker 5: But now I can't sit back down because I've committed
Speaker 5: to this. I don't want to look like an idiot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3: Now, camera guy josh Oka coach be in from Ted Lasso,
Speaker 3: excuse me very much, what is your story about being
Speaker 3: on a plane with your dad?
Speaker 13: Okay, So for context, my dad used to work for
Speaker 13: an airline, so we got seats up the front the
Speaker 13: twenty yes, okay, and on a flight to New York.
Speaker 1: We had a few dreams smacks of rich kid.
Speaker 4: So my father and I were on the plane.
Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah, so we were very well hydrated, and then
Speaker 13: Dad was kind of standing next to my seat and
Speaker 13: talking to me. And then we hit turbulence and the
Speaker 13: air hostess is kept saying, so can you sit down?
Speaker 4: So can you sit down? And he's no, no, I'm
Speaker 4: going to finish what I'm saying, blah blah blah. It's
Speaker 4: like how very deaf SIPs on his pins.
Speaker 13: Anyway, So eventually he sits down and goes to sleep,
Speaker 13: and then we're on descent and I wake up and
Speaker 13: I hear Joshy Joshy, and I look at the seat
Speaker 13: behind me and they've restrained him three sets of seatbelts
Speaker 13: while he's been unconscious.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, so he's got drunk, passed out and
Speaker 3: then they've like just gone just wrap him up with you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a couple of seatbelts.
Speaker 5: Even worse was that you draw a couple of fake
Speaker 5: eyebrowshad inappropriate, unnecessary.
Speaker 3: He've been through enoughteen twenty.
Speaker 1: Four to ten. What the fork the plane slash Airport edition?
Speaker 3: Can I just suggest that you don't use those runners
Speaker 3: to stand up for eighteen minutes and wait for the
Speaker 3: plane to get the air bridge so you can get off.
Speaker 1: You know, you know what we're saying, save your neck.
Speaker 1: Let's go to Emma.
Speaker 6: Hello, how are you?
Speaker 3: Hello?
Speaker 1: We're good. What the fork have you seen at the airport?
Speaker 11: Oh?
Speaker 6: Well, my partner, I know. We're traveling in Europe and
Speaker 6: we were in a massive, massive line where that you
Speaker 6: put your bag through for security copy like a good
Speaker 6: hour irek, and it was such a long line belover Christmas.
Speaker 6: This man just came up, pushed past the whole line,
Speaker 6: went straight to the front. We were all thinking, must
Speaker 6: be really late for his flight. Ended up being that
Speaker 6: he was on the same famous ass that we were
Speaker 6: there like three hours early, so he had nowhere to be.
Speaker 6: He was just having a coffee by the gate. Just
Speaker 6: didn't want way in line.
Speaker 4: You've just got to be built different to have the
Speaker 4: nerve to do that. Did you Did anyone confront you, Emma?
Speaker 14: No?
Speaker 6: Not everyone let them go because everyone everyone sort of
Speaker 6: gave each other looks, but no one said anything. It's like,
Speaker 6: all right, he must be really late. Not very polite,
Speaker 6: but he must be late. Like give him the benefit
Speaker 6: of the doubt and then it's just having a coffee.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: It's like that line at the Adelaide airport, right, so
Speaker 3: when there's a big lineup and there's a sort of
Speaker 3: business class VIP line whatever. I witnessed three blokes who
Speaker 3: obviously just had the conversation before and and just gone
Speaker 3: let's have a crack at it. That there was a
Speaker 3: guy on security standing there and he's just laughed in
Speaker 3: their faces and gone to thought zone.
Speaker 1: Boys, off you go.
Speaker 4: And that's the treatment that you would hope they get
Speaker 4: every single time.
Speaker 1: Good morning plane, Yeah, good morninghow good good? What the
Speaker 1: fork the plane edition?
Speaker 11: What happened family trip from Bali On the day of flyout.
Speaker 11: My son and daughter running crazy around the resort, get
Speaker 11: to the airport. The sun's not feeling the best, so
Speaker 11: we told him to sit down relax. Yeah, and then
Speaker 11: as we've jumped in the plane, he starts to feel unwell.
Speaker 11: So the partner and I have both given him a
Speaker 11: sick bag in case he needs it. Yeah, doesn't need it.
Speaker 11: On the Asanta side, the vomit cower, chuck all over me,
Speaker 11: get the seat in front of us, go back over
Speaker 11: our heads through the seat in front of us, over everyone,
Speaker 11: and then the next news apparently he's got a change
Speaker 11: of clothes, and I don't leveled off he's managed to
Speaker 11: go get changed. I've had to sit there in my
Speaker 11: jobs and the JETSTARFF staff has given me a how
Speaker 11: to put over my lap oh no, oh no. Then
Speaker 11: when we left, the plane apparently donated their tatour back,
Speaker 11: so I had to watch three customs in my job
Speaker 11: and then wait a baggage.
Speaker 4: Experience. That's the sort of stuff that I'm making never
Speaker 4: want to travel again.
Speaker 10: Mate.
Speaker 11: Oh I haven't flown with him since Dwayne.
Speaker 1: Who would have thought that Jetstar would have a modesty towel?
Speaker 1: Well done? Thank you, Keagan. What the have you seen
Speaker 1: on a plane?
Speaker 11: For me?
Speaker 14: It was the air for We were traveling back from
Speaker 14: j It was July and it was quite a well
Speaker 14: known white company and a couple of flights were getting
Speaker 14: canceled on that day and the flight for us got canceled,
Speaker 14: and I was quite shocked when the company asked over
Speaker 14: the intercom if they could have passengers on that plane
Speaker 14: who were willing and able to go down and help
Speaker 14: them unload their pain that had just been canceled.
Speaker 4: Yeah, quite did anyone help out?
Speaker 14: I'm not sure. They called about three to four times.
Speaker 14: I mean they did go from four people down to
Speaker 14: two people, so I'm guessing they had someone help them.
Speaker 1: So essentially they were calling for baggage handlers, is that right?
Speaker 14: Yeah, just just passengers who are able to help them
Speaker 14: unload the bake.
Speaker 1: That's unbelievable.
Speaker 10: Wow.
Speaker 4: Who made the call? Was it Alan Joyce?
Speaker 13: Yeah?
Speaker 1: You know what's funny about her? I was just about
Speaker 1: to say well done, Allen Joyce for.
Speaker 4: Far To were like, alright, I need to give away
Speaker 4: their shoes as well.
Speaker 1: How do you like I feel for Dwayne? Yeah, I
Speaker 1: genuinely feel for him.
Speaker 3: We imagine having to walk through customs in your jocks
Speaker 3: when you've just got back from BALLEI, and everyone would
Speaker 3: be like, good trip, good trip, mate, enjoy yourself.
Speaker 5: At least if you had a nice pair of Acics
Speaker 5: Joe running shoes, you could just somehow run away from
Speaker 5: the situation.
Speaker 4: They're all yours, mate, beautiful.
Speaker 1: They've Dwayne has been scar It sounds like there's still
Speaker 1: some pain.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Really does a good addition of what the fork