Speaker 1: We got get every day a cook it up to
Speaker 1: my veins.
Speaker 2: What controversy has graced our eyeballs this time?
Speaker 3: You were left shocked last night because you actually watched
Speaker 3: this unfold in real time.
Speaker 4: So basically we have a new villain because the other.
Speaker 3: Villain I've forgotten his name has left the show. But
Speaker 3: now Ryan Ryan and his comments about his wife Jackie
Speaker 3: have just got Australia collectively seeding wiling on. Okay, So firstly,
Speaker 3: what he had to say. You know how they put
Speaker 3: a lineup of all the girls in the experiment in
Speaker 3: front of the boys and say picked the hottest one.
Speaker 3: He didn't pick his wife Jackie, and that left her
Speaker 3: a little salty. So then because at sex Week they
Speaker 3: were left with the challenge of making their partner feel
Speaker 3: like the hottest woman on the planet, Ryan failed miserably.
Speaker 4: This is what he had to say about his wife Jackie.
Speaker 5: Her task for me was I want you to make
Speaker 5: me feel like the most beautiful woman in the world.
Speaker 5: She said, I want to give you a chance to
Speaker 5: atone for your mistake. But I was just telling her, look,
Speaker 5: I'm not going to take the answer back. And then suddenly,
Speaker 5: like the crazy eyes came, what, try living with it.
Speaker 2: I don't think anyone else is laughing the crazy eyes thing.
Speaker 2: You need to shelve it.
Speaker 3: Well, we played the audio yesterday if him saying to her,
Speaker 3: she said, I just want I just want you to
Speaker 3: tell me that I'm the bleeping hottest woman that you know.
Speaker 4: And he's like, well, I'm not going to lie to you.
Speaker 1: Nah from a store, I call it as a suit.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Anyway, so he went on the Boys' Night. You know
Speaker 3: how they do these infinmous boys night where some inevitably
Speaker 3: always hooks up with someone else and they forget that
Speaker 3: there's like ten cameras on them at the time.
Speaker 2: They forget that there's ten cameras on them, and they
Speaker 2: forget that there's ten beers in them.
Speaker 4: Yes, exactly.
Speaker 3: So this is what Ryan had to say on the
Speaker 3: Boy's Night. And just a little warning here. It's quite
Speaker 3: explicit and quite vaulting.
Speaker 2: Actually, you just sort of feel like it was a
Speaker 2: private thing that he mentioned.
Speaker 1: I've got to say, like she gives she is awesome
Speaker 1: like that, and you know.
Speaker 5: What, it was like it kept getting better every round,
Speaker 5: like absolutely.
Speaker 1: Like you know, like all right, yeah, okay, okay, Rhino.
Speaker 4: We've all met that bloke. We've all met that bloke.
Speaker 3: The thinks that talking about sexual content, conquests and things
Speaker 3: that happen in the bedroom amongst the boys is a
Speaker 3: cool thing to do. Yet, I would hope, and I'm
Speaker 3: speaking to a bloke with a bit of integrity here,
Speaker 3: I would hope that you guys would sit there and
Speaker 3: go shut up, mate.
Speaker 4: That is like not cool.
Speaker 1: Gosh, what age if you're a bloke, do you grow
Speaker 1: out of that?
Speaker 2: Even if you do go out of it, you go
Speaker 2: into it like you grow out of it, because it's
Speaker 2: called growing up. Isn't it like you genuinely have to
Speaker 2: say to someone like Ryan grow up?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Is?
Speaker 3: I mean when you talk about respect for women, that
Speaker 3: is probably one of the lowest things you can say.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I reckon one hundred.
Speaker 2: I'm I'm pretty sure, And I'm trying to read the
Speaker 2: situation what Jacqueline might think. I don't think she'd be
Speaker 2: comfortable in that situation with him delivering that sort of information.
Speaker 4: Absolutely not.
Speaker 2: I don't know the name as well. But afterwards, all
Speaker 2: the guys were telling their partners what happened at the
Speaker 2: boy's night, and they're all saying the same thing. Oh,
Speaker 2: Ryan said this, and then it was one Blake. I
Speaker 2: don't actually know his name. He's a big bloat with tattoos. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he took it a step further and he was like, oh,
Speaker 2: you know, I was.
Speaker 1: Going to say something. I'm angry myself for not jumping
Speaker 1: in saying something when he said that, and his partner
Speaker 1: was like.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, you're so big and you're so brave
Speaker 2: and that's so awesome, and everyone else is going, you're
Speaker 2: so full of shit.
Speaker 1: I was going to say something, babe. I know I
Speaker 1: need to know now.
Speaker 4: I need to know.
Speaker 6: I need to know.
Speaker 5: I need to know what to news today, What you
Speaker 5: need to know.
Speaker 3: What you need to know with Jody and Hazy, I
Speaker 3: will say this before we launched into this story.
Speaker 4: Flying is hard enough.
Speaker 3: Flying internationally is a challenge, flying internationally with children, and
Speaker 3: even bigger challenge fine internationally with children and pets.
Speaker 2: No, thank you, Oh my very goodness, you don't need
Speaker 2: that during your flight.
Speaker 3: No. Virgin Australia will assign two rows on selected flights
Speaker 3: as in inverted Comma's Pet Friendly, as the airline prepares
Speaker 3: to trial poochas on planes.
Speaker 4: Thoughts, feelings, and motions.
Speaker 1: That depends.
Speaker 2: I think like straightway, you think, oh, you've got a
Speaker 2: nice little cute doggie, But what if it's.
Speaker 1: A really big, annoying doggie that well.
Speaker 4: No, they can't be. Eight kilos is the maximum for
Speaker 4: pet and carrier.
Speaker 1: So s it's good, he said's good.
Speaker 4: You could fly internationally with my dog sitting next to you.
Speaker 2: Gosh, rememberhen I babysat your dog? Oh yeah, I think
Speaker 2: we ended up locking in the toilet the whole time.
Speaker 1: It was just ninging.
Speaker 3: You never it was a puppy at that point. You
Speaker 3: never told me you locked it in the toilet.
Speaker 1: Have to put them maze?
Speaker 4: You did.
Speaker 2: Control took the video of it as well, and I
Speaker 2: let it roam three, Let it round three on the
Speaker 2: corridors of Channel seven, and they started playing.
Speaker 3: Oh you told me about that little adventure that you
Speaker 3: said sid had a great time. Was that Gertie Spurling,
Speaker 3: beautiful Gertie Spurling that you worked with. Took a liking
Speaker 3: to see it and looked after her.
Speaker 1: Well, And it wasn't girty.
Speaker 2: It was a girl by the name of Jazz. Just
Speaker 2: a couple of jazz is in the yeahs it not.
Speaker 1: She did.
Speaker 2: She absolutely took her off my hands. Was like, I'm
Speaker 2: in love with her, Yeah, because she missed you. And
Speaker 2: you're like, oh, she'd be fine. She won't get upset
Speaker 2: at all.
Speaker 1: She was upset the hole.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 3: Anyway, well, imagine sit on a flight then, for goodness.
Speaker 3: So at this stage, it's not expected that those rows
Speaker 3: will extend extend to business class, nor will they be
Speaker 3: allowed in the exit rose.
Speaker 4: But it brings up all sorts of issues.
Speaker 3: As producer Black were saying, like, what if people are
Speaker 3: allergic to pets on a plane?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 4: What if? What about food? What if someone's dog escapes
Speaker 4: and then starts looking at your plain food like your meal?
Speaker 1: Yeah, no one wants.
Speaker 4: To say good thanks because those meals are awful.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and the dogs like noah, goood, yeah, I'm good.
Speaker 2: I'll wait till we land. But that's a big one.
Speaker 2: So imagine if there was one flight left and you
Speaker 2: had to get somewhere to see your family, and you
Speaker 2: couldn't go on it because.
Speaker 1: You know that you were severely allergic to cattle dogs.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, it's a good point.
Speaker 1: Do your head in.
Speaker 4: Yeah, what about when they come around they go chicken
Speaker 4: or beef? And you're like, just neither, thanks, no.
Speaker 1: Thanks, pass, We're good. Thanks. Yeah, I'll just have a juice.
Speaker 4: A juice international flight, having a beer.
Speaker 2: I've got to spare twenty dollars on me. Can I
Speaker 2: get a small packet of Pringles cheers?
Speaker 1: Thanks? Love that? Can we talk about some of the
Speaker 1: most beautiful petty behavior that I've ever seen via the
Speaker 1: front page of the advertiser?
Speaker 4: Oh we love this from the TiSER.
Speaker 3: Okay, So basically what's happened is Sonjy've got you're across
Speaker 3: the way Ola still work situation where this man who's
Speaker 3: a billionaire ohs million dollar dollars to creditors and there
Speaker 3: are people at Wayala who have been made redundant because
Speaker 3: you're in a poop.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a horrendous situation.
Speaker 3: And then last week it came out that he was
Speaker 3: doing a ten million dollar renovation on his house in Sydney.
Speaker 3: So while the people of Wayla are on the bones
Speaker 3: of their ass, this guy's just splashing cash. So apparently
Speaker 3: Sandya Gooper took offense to the front page of the
Speaker 3: Advertiser on Monday, where it was basically his face and
Speaker 3: a big wanted like year old fashioned western wanted sign.
Speaker 4: With a big red cross over Gupa's face. He didn't
Speaker 4: like that.
Speaker 3: So what the ad to tell everyone what the advertiser
Speaker 3: have done is in response, in a beautiful act of
Speaker 3: micro pettiness.
Speaker 2: The advertiser, bless them, have got a nice photo of
Speaker 2: san Jeeve on a nice big chair in what looks
Speaker 2: like a field with flowers and stuff and a.
Speaker 1: Rabbit bunnies with bunnies.
Speaker 2: Really really, you know, it's really warm and it's a
Speaker 2: fuzzy photo. Yeah, at the top of said Sanjeev Goff.
Speaker 2: That didn't like our front page on Monday. He's lawyer
Speaker 2: wants it retracted. So here's a new take with a
Speaker 2: humble crest with bold bold print. Please pay nice man.
Speaker 1: Advertising.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 3: Isn't that cool? I want is feeling about that this morning?
Speaker 3: It's cute bunny though.
Speaker 1: Real cute bunny it Please pay us the millions. That
Speaker 1: is nice man.
Speaker 3: Yeah, found down to the TiSER. You win today, you
Speaker 3: win the paperwards, don't.
Speaker 1: Worry advertiser one Sanjeev zip All right morning.
Speaker 7: The following segment is the mature audiences only and may
Speaker 7: contain content, graphic language and nudity. Not that you'll see
Speaker 7: it is easily offended. Well, you're about to find out
Speaker 7: just how easily your.
Speaker 2: Father he's only money. Six, let's be a bit riscae
Speaker 2: liar bit blue before we straighten up. After seven, get it,
Speaker 2: shake it out, Joe's get it out of your system.
Speaker 4: That's it now.
Speaker 3: I want everyone who's listening to have a think, especially
Speaker 3: if you're a man.
Speaker 4: What would you like to have tattooed on your willing?
Speaker 1: A great question.
Speaker 4: Because an ass.
Speaker 3: An assie tattoo artist has devulged her craziest story revealing
Speaker 3: how a joke led to someone actually getting their willy tattooed.
Speaker 4: I was gonna say peace, I nearly said Piers.
Speaker 2: I don't know why little Prince Albert little what Prince
Speaker 2: Albert's Prince Albert?
Speaker 1: Prince Albert is that procedure where he gets.
Speaker 4: Your what it's called well hazy.
Speaker 8: Most famous AFL player to have one.
Speaker 2: As a coss Spider Everett didn't he Glenn Manton, Sorry, Spider.
Speaker 4: Didn't le Manton have the like their eyebrow piece as well.
Speaker 3: Anyway, let's get back to tattooing Willie, shall we.
Speaker 4: There's a girl called.
Speaker 3: Rochelle and she worked in red Redford, New South Wales,
Speaker 3: and she revealed she had a female client coming with
Speaker 3: her boyfriend. So the girl got a tattoo and then
Speaker 3: she was joking, going, ohy, you should get one too,
Speaker 3: And this is how it rolled out, according to Rochelle.
Speaker 7: With this girl and she was like as a joke,
Speaker 7: egging your boyfriend or like you should get a tattoo
Speaker 7: with Frank.
Speaker 4: They were all laughing about it. And by the time
Speaker 4: I finished her tattoos, was.
Speaker 7: Like, no, I think I want it I tattoo Like Frank,
Speaker 7: I'm like, okay, well let's do it.
Speaker 4: And so he got like.
Speaker 3: The outline of a little wave because he wanted to
Speaker 3: tell people, Hey, do.
Speaker 4: You want to ride the wave?
Speaker 7: And I thought that was too good not to have
Speaker 7: in my life, So yeah, I did it.
Speaker 2: Oh myay ver goodness.
Speaker 3: It makes me to say, say, there's a lot of
Speaker 3: pressure there if you're going to go down the wave path,
Speaker 3: because there's there's big waves out the back that the
Speaker 3: professional surface surf on, but there's also those little shawbreakers
Speaker 3: that might like the shaw wash that my kids learnt
Speaker 3: to surf in as well.
Speaker 1: So is he a shawbreaker?
Speaker 3: Is he a shawbreaker? Or is he a big guv
Speaker 3: map back?
Speaker 1: Yeah, very good? Cool? The question fourteen double oh not
Speaker 1: my nine? Not my nine? Are you a bloke? What
Speaker 1: would you get tattooed on your pans?
Speaker 4: Are you a bloke? Do you have a tattoo on
Speaker 4: your pen eye? It's a question.
Speaker 3: Okay, So this is the what this is the thought
Speaker 3: that comes to mind. If you're going to get a tattooed,
Speaker 3: you'd need it a little bit up and about.
Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, to be able to do it.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 3: So she revealed that in order to successfully complete the tattoo,
Speaker 3: the skin needed to be stretched, so she used clan
Speaker 3: wrap and a paper towel roll in order to stretch
Speaker 3: it out.
Speaker 1: What an awkward procedure is?
Speaker 4: It just lie here on the table, sir as I get.
Speaker 1: My clean rap completely fine, own, my very goodness.
Speaker 2: And I feel like in a situation like this, that's
Speaker 2: when you're really doesn't want to cooperate.
Speaker 3: No small, no, okay, I'm going to regret asking this.
Speaker 4: I know, I really am. But if you Andrew Hayes.
Speaker 3: Were to get that particular area of your body tattooed,
Speaker 3: what would it say?
Speaker 2: Well, online, it would probably say something like please listen
Speaker 2: to Jodi and Hazy on Adelaide's over nine one nine
Speaker 2: from six to nine, have a fantastic day.
Speaker 3: Domino's has launched a limited edition Pepperoni inspired perfume.
Speaker 2: Finally, Oh my goodness, the good heads of Dominos have
Speaker 2: got together and they've come up with something that the people,
Speaker 2: specifically young men need.
Speaker 3: It's based on the Pepperoni Passion pizza that urdu toilette
Speaker 3: has notes of spice and pepper with woody, warm bass.
Speaker 3: Be more attractive to a partner than a smoky, spicy
Speaker 3: scent that sparks passion.
Speaker 1: Look it up to my nostrils.
Speaker 4: Right in time for Valentine's Day.
Speaker 2: Now, I am not someone who knows too much about
Speaker 2: the opposite sex.
Speaker 4: Oh nothing.
Speaker 2: Actually I was a woman and I smelled a man
Speaker 2: wearing de tourlette Dominos. I would just become a quivering mess,
Speaker 2: wouldn't you like?
Speaker 1: That's what would happen.
Speaker 3: It just reminded us of some of the fragrances from
Speaker 3: back in the day.
Speaker 4: Mind you, KFC, you've done this before.
Speaker 1: Haven't they? VB you have done it as well.
Speaker 4: What did the VB one smell like? Did it smell
Speaker 4: like that?
Speaker 1: Very happy.
Speaker 2: Produce a flag. You you sampled it and you used
Speaker 2: it as a gift.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I gave it to my dad.
Speaker 8: I grew up with dad drinking VB and I'm like,
Speaker 8: for Christmas, I bought him apoplo yep, and I thought,
Speaker 8: he's going to love this, He's going to really love
Speaker 8: putting it on. And he said, oh, thanks, mate, I'm
Speaker 8: just going to stick with my Brute thirty three.
Speaker 1: It was one of the girls.
Speaker 3: I was about the choice of every man in the
Speaker 3: eighties and then into the nineties.
Speaker 1: The Brew thirty three, I had brute.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was the next level of having brute because
Speaker 2: it was, like you mentioned before, this combination of what
Speaker 2: was a perfume and also deodorant, and it was it
Speaker 2: was game.
Speaker 1: It was the next level.
Speaker 4: Yeah, right, did it work for it?
Speaker 1: I don't think it did.
Speaker 2: And sometimes and the worst thing in your poat can
Speaker 2: think is you put this stuff on.
Speaker 1: It's like it's not working. I know what I need
Speaker 1: to do. I need to put more, Yes, more.
Speaker 4: It was impulse for me back in the day down
Speaker 4: in Hobart.
Speaker 1: I bet it was impulse.
Speaker 9: The all over body spray with a reassurance of a
Speaker 9: gentle deodorant, an irresistible fragrance you wear over every day.
Speaker 9: So if a man you've never met before it suddenly
Speaker 9: gives you flowers that.
Speaker 1: Impulse spot on what's going on here?
Speaker 2: Must get impulsed. Do you know to learn from that?
Speaker 2: The gentle reassurance of a light deodorant?
Speaker 4: And I tell you it was.
Speaker 3: So light that it barely worked, and so your body
Speaker 3: odor would just intermingle with the mild smell of bouquet
Speaker 3: flowers and you would stink more than you did before
Speaker 3: you put it on. Some of the perfumes from back
Speaker 3: in the day, though, produce a Molly, Who's just join
Speaker 3: the team. What was your perfume of choice back in
Speaker 3: the day, though, Big impulse girl.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I loved it. And then in high school I
Speaker 4: moved into d K and why oh yeah same?
Speaker 1: Okay, okay.
Speaker 2: Did you find that when you were an impulse user
Speaker 2: that flowers would randomly turn up in your face?
Speaker 9: Yes?
Speaker 4: Yeah, daily, that's what happened.
Speaker 1: So the ad was correct.
Speaker 3: You might be a little young for this, but can
Speaker 3: it for women? It was the Elizabeth Arden, either the
Speaker 3: red door or the sunflower that was the big fragrance
Speaker 3: back in the day or the other one was clinique
Speaker 3: happy right, oh blank, looks meet me across the room.
Speaker 3: Mark Jacobs, Mark Jacob's Daisy, Daisy Daisy.
Speaker 4: If you had that, you were you.
Speaker 3: Were actually that was actually you were the posh kid. Yeah,
Speaker 3: because it's quite expensive and the bottle has it's still
Speaker 3: to this day has the big daisies on it.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Nice, Okay.
Speaker 2: Producer flak On behalf of the fellows. I think we
Speaker 2: can both say this at the same time.
Speaker 1: I think we know. It starts with Jay three to
Speaker 1: one jube like gasoline, and I Reckon, I was.
Speaker 2: Using like this, this smells like absolutely crap, but apparently
Speaker 2: it's what you got to do.
Speaker 4: Did you douse yourself in it?
Speaker 2: Yes, because people are like, oh, you should spray it
Speaker 2: and the walk into and I was like, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: I'm spraying it four or five times, and I'm spraying
Speaker 2: it everywhere too.
Speaker 8: The word mean, what do you mean you you'd spray
Speaker 8: it in your pants?
Speaker 4: Why were you trying to be something about that work?
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, that's that's actually what you do. That is
Speaker 1: actually what you do for what reason?
Speaker 2: And then years later, years later, I would be having
Speaker 2: a conversation with my friend down there, and he'd be like,
Speaker 2: why the hell are you spraying me?
Speaker 1: Mate?
Speaker 2: No one comes to visit. We are currently in the
Speaker 2: process of recruiting increasing the population to Dupe Island.
Speaker 4: Let me explain this for you.
Speaker 3: So we revealed this morning that Domino's, just in time
Speaker 3: for Valentine's Day is reducing a limited edition cologne.
Speaker 4: It is a Pepperoni pizza smell.
Speaker 3: And it got us talking sort of reminiscing about the
Speaker 3: colognes we used to wear back the day, or the perfumes,
Speaker 3: and you guys revealed that you used to spray an
Speaker 3: excessive amount of Dupe downstairs, which was met with absolute
Speaker 3: jaw dropping incredulousness from me and producer Molly.
Speaker 1: I don't think i've seen your face like that before.
Speaker 4: I know, did you like it?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: It was almost like, I don't know what else I
Speaker 2: could have done would be more obscene to get that
Speaker 2: sort of facial reaction from you.
Speaker 3: A couple of things I'll let you know during the
Speaker 3: very good and so you two are like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: are we the only ones? Thirteen twenty four ten, that's
Speaker 3: the question this morning. I didn't see it coming by
Speaker 3: the way. Let's go to Troy from lind Dot Good morning, Troy.
Speaker 2: Good?
Speaker 3: Would you like to join Dupe Island at the moment?
Speaker 3: Population two?
Speaker 1: We'll make it number three. I've been there for a
Speaker 1: long time.
Speaker 2: All right, all right, try take us through when I
Speaker 2: first started and what the actual what the purpose of
Speaker 2: it is? Well, I reckon I was probably almost thirty
Speaker 2: years ago, so you're still doing it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure. I just love it.
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm going to regret asking.
Speaker 3: I'm really going to regret asking. But what what is
Speaker 3: your preferred cent?
Speaker 4: Oh, it's got to be million million? What is that
Speaker 4: by whom?
Speaker 10: Million?
Speaker 1: It's I can't remember the brand of it, but definitely
Speaker 1: try it. It is amazing, ok, very good? King over there?
Speaker 4: Quite expensive, is it not?
Speaker 1: Hey? Troy?
Speaker 4: Sure do t Troy.
Speaker 2: This makes me so happy to say, I mean, welcome
Speaker 2: to Jupeiland. Congratulations, population three, Bring a bottle of million.
Speaker 2: Let's keep it going. Who else wants to join? Shannie?
Speaker 2: You want to come across the jew Island?
Speaker 4: Sure thing?
Speaker 1: Don't tell me we've got a first. We've got our
Speaker 1: first lady member of jewe Island. Hello? Is this here?
Speaker 1: Do you do this?
Speaker 11: I gotta say, like back in the day, It's like
Speaker 11: it makes the difference.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, all right, can you take take us through
Speaker 2: it as pg as possible?
Speaker 1: Your thought process because of going through this, like why
Speaker 1: would we do it?
Speaker 6: Well, you know, like only on like the clothes. I
Speaker 6: wouldn't go anywhere under that house. You couldn't smell it.
Speaker 6: I don't know, like maybe even after like the spoiler
Speaker 6: or something like you got it?
Speaker 4: Yeah, after the.
Speaker 10: Wow.
Speaker 4: Okay, Shanny. All I can say to you is good luck.
Speaker 3: With the one to three ratio on jew Island.
Speaker 4: You're going to be a range of lights.
Speaker 2: As well, produce a flat myself and Troy all different realms.
Speaker 4: Hey, Shanny, what center you're bringing to Jupe Island?
Speaker 11: I'm going to stay.
Speaker 4: That's nice. That's nice, Well, that is really nice.
Speaker 3: All right, stick around because, as I said, we have
Speaker 3: a call from someone who has smelt your dupe back
Speaker 3: in the day.
Speaker 2: Okay, well speak to them next. I'm a little bit
Speaker 2: nervous because I just hope it's good. Adam who wants
Speaker 2: to come the jewp Isle and we currently have a
Speaker 2: population of four.
Speaker 1: Troy myself produce a flag.
Speaker 4: Okay, it's still a very low population.
Speaker 3: We are talking about this because Dominos has launched a
Speaker 3: limited edition Pepperoni inspired perfume just in time for Valentine's Day.
Speaker 4: Boys, get around it cheek.
Speaker 3: If you've met someone on Tinder and your first dates
Speaker 3: on Valentine's Day, I would highly suggest you doush yourself
Speaker 3: in pepperoni and spide people.
Speaker 1: What does that smell? Is spicy? It's kind of meaty.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3: Particularly if you're going out with a girl who loves food,
Speaker 3: proper foodie. Anyway, that got us reminiscing about the colognes
Speaker 3: back in the day. For women, it was Elizabeth Arden,
Speaker 3: Reddoor or Sunflower c K one was the other one,
Speaker 3: remembered K one. For you boys, it was Duop And
Speaker 3: you revealed in an absolute bombshell on over nine one
Speaker 3: nine this morning.
Speaker 4: That you two just used to give a little spray downstairs.
Speaker 2: You're damn right we did, and you damn right. It
Speaker 2: was a bombshell. Really, they got people talking.
Speaker 3: We have dubbed this the spray and hope.
Speaker 1: That's appropriate.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, So you're on Jupe Island at the moment.
Speaker 3: Population four. Let's go to Bell from Morpha Veil. Good morning, Bell,
Speaker 3: Good morning, guys, How are you good now?
Speaker 4: Do I have this correct?
Speaker 3: Did you or did you not have a good old
Speaker 3: fashioned whiff of Haizy back in the day?
Speaker 10: Well, not in his nether region.
Speaker 1: Can confirm, because I definitely remember.
Speaker 10: I used to manage Marble Bar back in the day.
Speaker 10: He used to come into the venue Jesus Christ the hundred.
Speaker 2: Oh gosh, did it shock you bell that me and
Speaker 2: my mate Spurrow used to I don't know ninety nine
Speaker 2: times out of one hundred leave with each other.
Speaker 1: That night as well?
Speaker 3: Do you have the most repulsive job in Adelaide today?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 4: We know.
Speaker 3: These heat policies for a love workplaces like particularly outdoor
Speaker 3: thirty five decrease.
Speaker 4: They shut up shop.
Speaker 3: So many traders today they're just like sitting there on
Speaker 3: their iPhone.
Speaker 1: Just waiting for that text from the boss.
Speaker 2: Also as well, footy clubs that are in the midst
Speaker 2: of pre season training.
Speaker 1: That changes things.
Speaker 2: If there was a footy club that had one k
Speaker 2: is booked in today, you're not doing it in forty
Speaker 2: degree heat.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: But also in terms of sympathy, I don't reckon there's
Speaker 3: a lot of people out there going, oh my god,
Speaker 3: I feel so sorry for the Port and Crows players.
Speaker 2: Unfortunately they're full time football so they will be doing
Speaker 2: it at probably eight o'clock this morning. Yeah the amateurs though, No,
Speaker 2: you don't need that anyway.
Speaker 1: Let's go to sir Claire. Good going to you, kaylor.
Speaker 10: Hi, it's Karen. Okay, we've got a scaffolding business. So
Speaker 10: half off to our amazing scaffolders that are lugging heavy
Speaker 10: steel in this.
Speaker 1: Peak so that they're still doing it.
Speaker 10: Yeah, still finished self finished early, but yeah, they're amazing.
Speaker 10: They're lugging tons of steel in this whole where right.
Speaker 2: So when are they going to finish? Because I mean
Speaker 2: right now on Parafield it's thirty one degrees so are
Speaker 2: they finishing at nine thirty?
Speaker 10: I think they'll probably finished yere before lunchtime.
Speaker 3: Okay, but also that's the equivalent of like going down
Speaker 3: one of those you know, those metal slides in the heat,
Speaker 3: you burn your bottom.
Speaker 10: So yeah, they're burning their shoulders and their heads. Full
Speaker 10: appreciation to our legends as their treatment.
Speaker 1: Absolutely well.
Speaker 3: Iusing girls and Karen just bear with me for one
Speaker 3: moment when I asked Hazy this question, did you do
Speaker 3: that on purpose?
Speaker 4: Was that a plan? Words when you said, are they
Speaker 4: still doing it?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: What about what about some of the trades out there
Speaker 3: who've just gone out and had a big night just
Speaker 3: in anticipation of being told you to have to come
Speaker 3: into knowing?
Speaker 2: And what about the ones who didn't get the text
Speaker 2: and they do still have to work and they're hungover,
Speaker 2: hang open, the heat toward.
Speaker 4: A combination disgusting. So we are asking the question.
Speaker 3: On thirteen twenty four ten, who's got the worst job
Speaker 3: in Adelaide, South Australia Today? Raquel said on Instagram a
Speaker 3: friend of mine is a vacuum truck driver. He'll be
Speaker 3: in long pants, long sleeves, a hat, safety glasses, rubber gloves,
Speaker 3: safety boot and a full mask. And for one job
Speaker 3: he'll have to put on a hazmat suit.
Speaker 1: Co's he wearing the long John's under there as well?
Speaker 3: And oh no, someone else said, I've got to drive
Speaker 3: through the barrossa picking up garbage bins in a truck
Speaker 3: with struggling airn good smell?
Speaker 4: Wouldn't it be a good smell?
Speaker 1: Because heat brings the best out of smells.
Speaker 4: It simply does. Georgia from Wallery, good morning.
Speaker 6: Good morning, How are you good?
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 3: The worst job in forty three degrees go, oh, I think.
Speaker 6: It would have to be a plumber.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Again the smell.
Speaker 6: Yeah, like you said about the garbage truck, you know
Speaker 6: that heat, the smell. Couldn't imagine anything worse.
Speaker 3: Oh man, So you've got a friend who's a plumber.
Speaker 3: What's the worst thing that's happened to her?
Speaker 6: It's a hymn actually, And they were pumping out a
Speaker 6: toilet like from the pipes and then basically it like
Speaker 6: all not free and then kind of exploded and they
Speaker 6: were just covered in you know, based Yeah, and I
Speaker 6: just I hope it wasn't a forty degree day when
Speaker 6: it happened.
Speaker 4: Yeah, thank you, Georgia.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Oh, can we quickly take Natalie well, I get in trouble. Okay, Nat,
Speaker 3: good morning.
Speaker 4: Good morning, here go and good thank you. Your husband,
Speaker 4: he's a trade. What happened yesterday? Yeah?
Speaker 11: This yeah, yesterday, not even today's he yesterday usday ground
Speaker 11: like a heat temperature gauge on the ground out of
Speaker 11: Moombur and the ground temperature was sixty four green.
Speaker 1: My gosh, that's hot. That's hot.
Speaker 3: Oh, thank you genius educational.
Speaker 4: There you go.
Speaker 3: NAT's some affirmation from Hazy indeed was hot for your
Speaker 3: husband yesterday.
Speaker 4: I need to know.
Speaker 8: I need to know.
Speaker 5: I need to know what news today to know this,
Speaker 5: she is what you need to know.
Speaker 6: You know what you.
Speaker 3: Need to know with Jody and had First all you
Speaker 3: need to know it's gonna be damn hot today. The
Speaker 3: second thing you need to know is that Sam Kerr
Speaker 3: has been found not guilty of racial assault.
Speaker 4: Overnight.
Speaker 3: So you might recall that her and her wife went
Speaker 3: out and got a little bit tipsy, proceeded to vomit
Speaker 3: in the back of a cab and then punched the window,
Speaker 3: and then claimed they were being held hostage by the
Speaker 3: cab driver, and then proceeded to go to a police
Speaker 3: station where she called the police officer.
Speaker 4: Stupid and white. Therefore she was charged. It went caught,
Speaker 4: and she's been found not guilty over.
Speaker 2: Night, quite the Saturday night. If that doesn't bring on
Speaker 2: Sunday scaries, then I don't know what does.
Speaker 3: Welcome to anxiety or anxiety as we'd like to say. So,
Speaker 3: she has released a statement on her Instagram and she's
Speaker 3: basically thanked everyone for their support or her friends and
Speaker 3: family who have stuck by her throughout her trial.
Speaker 4: I will say this, it is probably.
Speaker 3: Irreparably damaged Sam Kur's reputation for eternity one hundred percent.
Speaker 2: It's quite interesting to see which way it's shifting, because
Speaker 2: you feel like someone who has achieved what she's done
Speaker 2: on the pitch, there'd be more support. That's just that's
Speaker 2: from where I'm seeing it. Well, and I just scour
Speaker 2: from Neutralize on stuff on Twitter and all sorts of things,
Speaker 2: and it's interesting, isn't it.
Speaker 3: Do you think she should remain captain of the Matilda's
Speaker 3: after all of this?
Speaker 2: Well, there's a lot of people saying you don't have
Speaker 2: to mix the two. But she's what happens off the
Speaker 2: field does affect positions like that are shame War back
Speaker 2: in the day asked him pain.
Speaker 3: He seemed to survive any scandal that was thrown at him,
Speaker 3: though shamed, didn't he?
Speaker 2: Yeah, but a lot of these guys they still had,
Speaker 2: they still had lettership positions stripped from them.
Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, absolutely, Okay, let's talk maths.
Speaker 1: Please, thank you.
Speaker 2: Big big news has just come through the doors in
Speaker 2: regards to Port Adelaide and their coaching structure for this
Speaker 2: season and twenty twenty six and that is it was
Speaker 2: first floated by Matt Turner from The Advertiser last week,
Speaker 2: confirmed by the club just now that Josh Carr will
Speaker 2: be the coach in twenty twenty six. This year we'll
Speaker 2: see Ken Hinckley coach in his thirteenth year before it
Speaker 2: is officially handed over to Joshkarr for twenty six.
Speaker 3: Okay, so this has been flouted for a very long time,
Speaker 3: a succession plan. It sort of got poop oed for ages.
Speaker 2: It did in the fact that everyone thought that's well,
Speaker 2: Josh car is the man for the job.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and with.
Speaker 2: Nothing official in line, and then everyone was waiting to
Speaker 2: see what would happen. Of course Ken Hinkley was on
Speaker 2: contract and they're like, what happens that they wait to
Speaker 2: the end of the year. When do they announce it?
Speaker 2: Do they announce it? And it was big news. So
Speaker 2: Matt turnervi the Advertiser was first to it and confirmation
Speaker 2: right now. So this is a big, big moment and
Speaker 2: obviously never done before in Port Adelaide's history and it's
Speaker 2: only been done a few times before. Okay, to mixed success,
Speaker 2: I will say as well.
Speaker 3: Do you know who I feel really sad? For in
Speaker 3: this situation, all those people after every loss who yelled
Speaker 3: out sack Can Sack, Well, they're not going to get
Speaker 3: their way now because he's going to step aside.
Speaker 1: It goes out on his terms. Ken, He's got that.
Speaker 3: So thoughts and prayers for all those people that yelled
Speaker 3: out sack Can.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Interesting situation. So the most notable situation Paul Ruse
Speaker 1: on very much an interim basis, took over the DS
Speaker 1: before he handed it over to Goodwin. That was always
Speaker 1: going to be planned.
Speaker 2: The big one, of course, was Buckley taking over Molthouse.
Speaker 2: Yeah that was a disaster because they won. Yeah, they
Speaker 2: want to flag and Molthouse very open about the fact
Speaker 2: that he still wanted the coach.
Speaker 4: Wow, that's an awkward situation.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, Well you've got some elaborate theory about Chris
Speaker 3: Fagan and the way he fits into all of this.
Speaker 4: And what will Ken Hinckley do next year? Is that it?
Speaker 4: Is he done while he coached again or is it?
Speaker 2: Who knows? I still feel like Ken Hinckley. I mean,
Speaker 2: I'm trying to rack my brain right now.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: There's going to be too many jobs available at the
Speaker 2: end of the year. Sometimes It sort of goes in
Speaker 2: waves because these jobs come up depending on success. But
Speaker 2: I think everyone's reasonably locked in right now.
Speaker 3: But surely he's stepping aside because he's had enough being
Speaker 3: a senior coach of an AFL club.
Speaker 1: Is he.
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 2: Whose choice is it? And who's making the calls? Who knows?
Speaker 2: These are all questions that we don't know football club nights.
Speaker 2: Just with what Jodie is saying. Do you think Ken
Speaker 2: Ingckley could be a senior coach next year?
Speaker 1: I'm not sure about next year. I think he'd definitely
Speaker 1: be a senior coach. Again.
Speaker 2: I think what Ken Hinckley, in my opinion, what Ken
Speaker 2: Hinckley would be perfect for would be young side developing. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but all of those sides have coaches that are locked in.
Speaker 2: Unless it was North Melbourne and Alsta clarks and wanted
Speaker 2: to give it away. I don't think is leaving Richmond
Speaker 2: anytime soon.
Speaker 4: Now veering into really veering off track sports radio.
Speaker 8: Talk, I'll just joined in the se and veol sages
Speaker 8: a second. I tell you who's never off the table
Speaker 8: for a coach or anything. Saint Kilda. So my team,
Speaker 8: there's always bad things happening.
Speaker 1: Well there you go. On top of that as well,
Speaker 1: what does Ross rant line? What to do?
Speaker 2: ROSSI probably wants to stick around for a bit longer,
Speaker 2: big questions, a lot to talk about. The text line
Speaker 2: is open four two seven four wonder double still remember that's.
Speaker 3: Crazy, oh man, but you reckon. Chris Fagan is going
Speaker 3: to end up down in Tazy.
Speaker 2: Well that's my grand theory, okay, because I'm pretty sure
Speaker 2: that his next contract will take him out to the
Speaker 2: start of Tazzy's time in the AFL, and he is
Speaker 2: Tasmanian Football Royalty, which I think a lot of people
Speaker 2: didn't know.
Speaker 4: Mate, you're talking to a girl from Hobart.
Speaker 1: You know about Chris Faye.
Speaker 3: Yeah, under Tazzy need a stadium before they can start
Speaker 3: anything in the.
Speaker 1: That'll be a good start.
Speaker 4: Where are they going to play?
Speaker 1: That'll be a good start. Need some players to yeah,
Speaker 1: that'll work.
Speaker 4: Needform. They don't even have water bottles at this point.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's all. It's a big to do list.
Speaker 2: Tazzy Nova's pay bills returns first thing tomorrow morning, Joe's
Speaker 2: seven o'clock. And also we've still got so many live
Speaker 2: golf tickets to give away. Seven thirty eight point thirty
Speaker 2: tomorrow keep at Lockton Nova and that'll do. I have
Speaker 2: just met my sports quota for the entire year in
Speaker 2: that break.
Speaker 4: Yes, well done, Thank you so much, good stuff. All right,
Speaker 4: do you want to continue the conversation tomorrow morning? You
Speaker 4: can come in at five and start then