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Speaker 1: Welcome to the podcast guys, back for another big week

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Speaker 1: of podcast party. You know what's great fits the amount

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Speaker 1: of people sliding into the d M on the old

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Speaker 1: Instagram letting us know how much they love the podcast.

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Speaker 2: I haven't seen any Leno.

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Speaker 1: You've got one there.

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Speaker 2: I've got one of the two. Okay, great from fifty

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Speaker 2: of them? Well yeah, if it's if it's not Whip,

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Speaker 2: it's Cameron from New Zealand says he's been a keen

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Speaker 2: listener of Fitzy and Flopper sometime.

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Speaker 1: World Covey that keen. He doesn't know the name of

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Speaker 1: the show. What about the other half of the emails

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Speaker 1: that have come in on the DMS? Oh no, that's right.

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Speaker 1: The one that you did you actually made us.

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Speaker 2: So yeah, direct message.

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Speaker 1: But that's it. That's it. We've done for today. Okay,

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Speaker 1: let's fine, we'll do one a day then. If you

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Speaker 1: are a direct meathead, mate, let's that is extremely rude.

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Speaker 1: I'm not a flopper.

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Speaker 2: Send direct meatheads to the show. We'd love to get

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Speaker 2: your advice.

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Speaker 1: That's not what it's about at all.

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Speaker 2: Who did you boot out of the delivery room? And

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Speaker 2: I know it's a very important room for any lady.

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Speaker 2: Especially if it's your first labor that you're going through,

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Speaker 2: you're very selective with family members that you want in there.

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Speaker 2: Obviously your partner should be in there as well, but

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Speaker 2: it can get quite heated in there, and there's certain

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Speaker 2: people that you might want to kick out of your delivery.

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Speaker 1: We asked Tom to leave. That wasn't the conception.

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Speaker 2: Well, it was great with the trench.

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Speaker 1: Cut and a fake mustache, and I went and I've

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Speaker 1: seen that before.

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Speaker 2: Tom just wanted to see mate.

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Speaker 1: This is too intimate.

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Speaker 2: This is an amazing story. And Mum's gone to Reddit

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Speaker 2: to and that's where you got when you have a problem.

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Speaker 2: If in doubt, I always say to myself, I'm not

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Speaker 2: going to talk about this family and friends. I'm going

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Speaker 2: straight to Reddit.

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Speaker 1: Where's Fitz.

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Speaker 2: You'll have to read the reddit blog. Reddit read it

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Speaker 2: between the lines. That's what I say.

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Speaker 1: It's going to hang on.

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Speaker 2: She's thirty two years of age, her husband is thirty four.

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Speaker 2: This is their first child. We're in the delivery room together.

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Speaker 2: All was going well. I was in a lot of pain,

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Speaker 2: but he was really supportive. The midwife was asking us

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Speaker 2: questions about the baby etca in between contractions. Just to

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Speaker 2: help me ease my mind a little bit. Then she

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Speaker 2: said if we were excited about the pregnancy being over,

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Speaker 2: and I said and I said yes, it's been really,

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Speaker 2: really hard for me. My husband then snorted and said

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Speaker 2: for me too. She was so difficult. The midwife tried

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Speaker 2: to change the subject, but I asked her husband what

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Speaker 2: the if he means by that, and he said that

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Speaker 2: he is happy it's over and he will get his

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Speaker 2: wife back after the hormonal mess. She's seen him.

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Speaker 1: Hormonal mess. There. She is bringing your child into.

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Speaker 2: The world, and you refer to her as a hormonal mess.

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Speaker 2: And very braz very brave man, very brave.

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Speaker 1: He's looking for a year in the dog. I was

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Speaker 1: so hurt.

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Speaker 2: I told him to just please leave the room. I

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Speaker 2: do not want you to be here when the child arrives.

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Speaker 1: I mean, a woman in that situation doesn't even want

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Speaker 1: to be touched. I think every guy's gone through that.

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Speaker 1: Don't touch me, just don't touch me. Yeah, So then

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Speaker 1: to turn to your wife and say that.

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Speaker 2: You were a hormonal mat I know. I mean I

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Speaker 2: fell asleep in front of my wife, holding her hands,

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Speaker 2: looking at looking at her in the eye, Sarah. I

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Speaker 2: mean it was twenty three hours and between contractions, I

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Speaker 2: was just looking at her, and then I was going

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Speaker 1: That's right, she would wake up. She was timing me

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Speaker 1: asleep again. She was waking you up every minute.

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Speaker 2: A couple of words that I was kind of on

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Speaker 2: getting out as well. But there is no way I

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Speaker 2: would have said hormonal or mess No, you don't well.

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Speaker 3: One of my girlfriends is pregnant at the moment and

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Speaker 3: her partner said to her the other day, I'm just

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Speaker 3: really hoping you don't get quite so hormonal and carry

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Speaker 4: You did with the first Tula. No, Tuller is not

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Speaker 4: having another baby here, enjoy grase tools.

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Speaker 2: Just I reckon. Just ban the word her mona out

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Speaker 2: of your whole vocabulary. I don't use it at all.

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Speaker 1: I mean it is hard on the guy. I mean

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Speaker 1: I was eating for two, as a lot of women

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Speaker 1: if Lisa wanted to eat ice cream, I would eat

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Speaker 1: did everything together. In fact, someone came here the other

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Speaker 1: day and said, oh, would you be happy to do

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Speaker 1: live reads about giving up alcohol when Lisa wasn't pregnant

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Speaker 1: when Lisa was pregnant, and I, oh, I didn't. You didn't.

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Speaker 1: Lots of guys do. I went, well, not that I know,

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Speaker 1: And they said no, it's quite common for the man

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Speaker 1: to give up alcohol, and so to support the wife

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Speaker 1: going through it, said I took a bottle of whiskey

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Speaker 2: I mean, you didn't even give up your hair medication.

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Speaker 2: And you were told by they don't give up anything.

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Speaker 2: There's no way you're doing that. Thirteen twenty fourteen. Who

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Speaker 2: did your boot out of the delivery room? Courtney and

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Speaker 2: pat State? What happened? Courts Ham?

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Speaker 5: I plan of cat taking my gas off me?

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Speaker 6: So I had to kiss him out.

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Speaker 2: I never got the gas.

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Speaker 1: No, I never tried it.

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Speaker 3: It's horrible, drives you out, doesn't it does it?

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Speaker 4: It made mess? It doesn't make every thought?

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Speaker 1: Was he in another on another planet? Was he bit

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Speaker 6: He was?

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Speaker 5: I think it seems like he's a bit stone actually

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Speaker 7: But it helped me.

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Speaker 6: How did you on me?

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Speaker 5: So?

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Speaker 2: Right?

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Speaker 1: As long as he wasn't on the cookies or anything

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Speaker 2: See, that's the thing you don't You don't want him

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Speaker 2: laughing your head off and having a good time, or

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Speaker 2: you are going through all that pain. Does it even work? Courtney?

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Speaker 2: Does the gas work?

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Speaker 7: Oh, it's just for a little while, and then I

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Speaker 7: think once it gets to the end of it, nothing works.

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Speaker 2: Were you you were not a hormone or missed that day? Courtney,

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Speaker 2: you were beautiful. Okay, that's just wanted to get that

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Speaker 1: Geez, I'm glad we don't go through it. I don't

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Speaker 1: know how I would do it. I don't know how

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Speaker 1: I would do it. Pretty women are so strong. I

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Speaker 1: mean not just that part at the end, but the

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Speaker 1: whole process of my feet of swallen. I can't get

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Speaker 1: I'm comfortable.

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Speaker 4: You're off a big weekend.

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Speaker 1: I can't do this. I can't do that carry my bag.

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Speaker 2: Your pain threshold is very low. I mean, you've retired

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Speaker 2: from football at the age of ad injuries.

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Speaker 1: Injuries, and they said to me, when I hope you

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Speaker 1: never have a baby. I don't think I will, mate,

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Speaker 1: I don't think I have a baby, and I don't

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Speaker 1: think I'll have.

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Speaker 2: A play around carrying one.

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Speaker 1: At the time I had to hang him up, guys,

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Speaker 1: that was it.

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Speaker 2: What if dot com is all about helping ossies make

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Speaker 2: the most of every holiday, and now's the time to

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Speaker 2: unapologetically holiday bigger and better than ever before.

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Speaker 1: Jump online or on the what If app and book

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Speaker 1: You'll get away today?

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Speaker 2: What if it's Ossie for travel.

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Speaker 1: Shooting hoops on the weekend? Kids yesterday, but after your

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Speaker 1: charity match you've really oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, forgot

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Speaker 1: about the charity match. Yeah. I prefer to play without

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Speaker 1: Nick Curios because I've got more of a chance just

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Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not a great basketballer, guys, shock. But

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Speaker 1: the thing is, every time you go out of the

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Speaker 1: park and you're shooting hoops and the kids are down there,

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Speaker 1: you start to just think, geez, what if I got

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Speaker 1: one in from there? So a little bit, I'm kicking

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Speaker 1: the footy at it and doing that sort of stuff,

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Speaker 1: trying to land a couple. You know, you place a

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Speaker 1: couple of bets with the kids, all right, two dollars

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Speaker 1: if you can get it in from there. I had

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Speaker 1: one hundred dollar bet running yesterday with Jack. He had

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Speaker 1: to kick the footy through the hoop, didn't get it,

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Speaker 1: bounce off the ring a couple of times. I'm not

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Speaker 1: going to get it. Sorry, mate, you failed, and so

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Speaker 1: that ruined that. He left the park in tears because

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Speaker 1: he didn't get his hungie. You then knew it was safe.

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Speaker 2: He said to him, got him a beauty two k's

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Speaker 2: in seven minutes on the rower, Jack, I'll give you

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Speaker 2: a five grade. Yeah, and he had that. Didn't get

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Speaker 2: anywhere near it. It's still breathing a week. So took him

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Speaker 2: twenty five minutes. Loser, You're not buddy.

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Speaker 1: I love you. I love for your attitude. But you

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Speaker 1: know what, here was the issue when you start to

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Speaker 1: get a bit creative down at the basketball ring. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I'm shooting at half court. Lisa's dad's down there, Dave.

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Speaker 4: He's an athlete, hot Dave, really.

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Speaker 2: Fit as fid.

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Speaker 1: Dave says, I'll give you a fitty if you can

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Speaker 1: hit the backboard at least full court.

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Speaker 2: Oh god, throwing it full court, you wouldn't be able

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Speaker 2: to reach this. Ye, that's a long way.

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Speaker 1: You did right, throwing the basketball. Yeah, I can hit

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Speaker 1: the backboard from me, anyone did that of professional, they

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Speaker 1: would for sure. Nick Curios definitely then fort him definitely easy.

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Speaker 1: I mean I thought I'd be close, and I was close.

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Speaker 1: I mean my line was sensational, like I was spot

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Speaker 1: on in terms of direction. Length was the issue. Timing

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Speaker 1: old on a skateboard learning to skateboard rolled across.

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Speaker 2: Bang got him.

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Speaker 1: You know when you put your hands in the air,

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Speaker 1: thinking that's all I can do to stop this. I

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Speaker 1: nearly yelled out for Mdgod the basketball hit the kid

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Speaker 1: in the head. He had a helmet on.

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Speaker 2: A great TikTok would.

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Speaker 1: Have been a great TikTok. Should have been filming it.

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Speaker 1: I mean, if he was lying down crying and then

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Speaker 1: I did funny face on him, that would have been

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Speaker 1: a hit because he.

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Speaker 2: Wouldn't have or a sad face.

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Speaker 1: What didn't need sad face because Paul, the basketball is

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Speaker 1: quite heavy. Now, it almost looked like, and he was

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Speaker 1: pretty small kid, it almost looked like something had physically

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Speaker 1: pulled him by the head off the skateboard. He flew

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Speaker 1: which was like if you could imagine his head being

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Speaker 1: flew literally flew, almost like the basketball had lifted him

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Speaker 7: Fracture it still happened. And I felt so guilty because

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Speaker 1: I thought, God, magine if I've done something else to

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Speaker 2: It's not my ex girlfriends.

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Speaker 1: They chose to, didn't they. I mean to think that

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Speaker 1: What is going on? What is happened to you? I mean,

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Speaker 2: Do you really want to remember? That's the thing. I

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Speaker 1: Is it? Nah? One doesn't it when you just get

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Speaker 2: It would be crazy though to think imagine being a

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Speaker 1: It, as would you be offended?

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Speaker 2: And if you needed it all the time yourself, you

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Speaker 2: two hours ago.

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Speaker 1: What about it?

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Speaker 2: It's been four months now, you've got what's going on?

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Speaker 1: Haven't put your pants back?

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Speaker 2: I just don't feel like it at the moment. I

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Speaker 1: What if you weren't into your wife? I mean, that

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not bad, all.

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Speaker 1: Right, we need your puns, guys. What do you want

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Speaker 1: to do here? Shall I kick it off? Guys? Ace ventura?

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Speaker 1: Forget to take yeah, forget all back up?

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Speaker 4: Okay, when Harry forgot Sally.

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Speaker 2: Oh a good one. I want to go down that road.

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Speaker 2: But a horror movie. I don't know what you did

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Speaker 1: Oh it's good, that's really good.

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Speaker 2: You're winning, so it would be the greatest sports movie

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Speaker 2: of all time. Can't remember the Titans.

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Speaker 1: Sound strong from you. You've come back and you've gone

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Speaker 2: Played, very very good.

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Speaker 1: The space classic Moviema Forgedden.

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Speaker 2: Tommy. It actually works, actually works, the first time that

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Speaker 1: Monday Payton story Guys. A man has suffered memory loss

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Speaker 2: Not a bad I mean if you yep. The thing

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Speaker 1: You could. I'm so sorry about that.

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Speaker 2: It wasn't me remember a thing. Benny and Penrith, what's

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Speaker 2: your part? Here's your drum roll?

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Speaker 7: Can you rad with Harry forgot her?

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Speaker 2: Harry Potter I like it.

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Speaker 1: Benny good now, thank you leading Alex in Woollongong.

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Speaker 2: What's your part?

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Speaker 1: I think your delivery was strong. To Alex, I mean

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Speaker 1: Monday morning. Really well done, Alex. Stevie in Rouse Hill

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Speaker 1: or here's your drum roll? Stevie there mate?

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Speaker 2: Steve saving Private? Who can you go from the cup

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Speaker 2: and the top it? Steve?

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Speaker 1: Can we give you the drum roll again? Can you

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Speaker 1: go again?

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Speaker 2: Yep?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, they go again?

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Speaker 2: Go Steve and Stars in Getting Private?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I was hoping it will be stronger

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Speaker 1: Now, boys, you've des griced yourself. But I loved it.

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Speaker 2: Louise in Likeheart, what's your part?

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Speaker 7: Forget Shorty, Get Shorty?

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Speaker 2: What's the original?

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Speaker 1: Try?

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Speaker 2: Louise Georgina in karen Dale last one, here's your drum roll?

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Speaker 8: A forty year old?

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Speaker 1: Wait, how bad as you've forgotten? So you're playing on

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Speaker 1: tough Steve saving private No, Alex.

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Speaker 2: In Wollongong Et. The extra for gestri was pretty good. Really, yeah,

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Speaker 1: Your decision, No, Sarah, your.

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Speaker 4: Decision, Georgina. And I'm still a virgin all you sound

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Speaker 1: Forty year older mus still have virgin Why not, Georgena,

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Speaker 1: You've got it, congratulations. Had never even heard of the

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Speaker 1: Granted he was interviewing the Aussie boxer who just became

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Speaker 2: Over and over again, no breath, no pulse.

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Speaker 9: It's dead.

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Speaker 1: He's died more than two hundred times.

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Speaker 4: This is ridiculous.

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Speaker 1: there's definitely something there, so it's not he sees the

445
00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:24,840
Speaker 1: line not a TV show about the specials you can

446
00:20:24,880 --> 00:20:28,119
Speaker 1: get at spotlight or nothing to do. But we also

447
00:20:28,119 --> 00:20:30,120
Speaker 1: know they're doing wicker baskets for three dollars at the time.

448
00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:31,600
Speaker 2: Died two hundred times.

449
00:20:31,640 --> 00:20:33,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm going to be a pretty good party trick.

450
00:20:33,640 --> 00:20:34,840
Speaker 1: Guys are just going to go and die in the

451
00:20:34,840 --> 00:20:35,679
Speaker 1: front room quickly.

452
00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:37,840
Speaker 4: It's stressful if no one knows how to bring you back.

453
00:20:37,920 --> 00:20:41,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true, says but and a little bit of

454
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:44,960
Speaker 1: a weird occurrence if you're living with that person. Oh,

455
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:48,720
Speaker 1: Steve's dead in the front room again? Real down, some

456
00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:52,040
Speaker 1: bring the Steve back plays one hundred and ninety eight.

457
00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:54,600
Speaker 2: Look, can I throw this out there? If you ask

458
00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:56,920
Speaker 2: that even there's certain things that you want to get

459
00:20:56,960 --> 00:20:59,880
Speaker 2: out of. Oh yeah, sorry, guys, I died this after

460
00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:03,480
Speaker 2: well as if you're not throwing a few dodgeyes out there.

461
00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:05,640
Speaker 4: Can you claim life insurance each.

462
00:21:05,680 --> 00:21:08,359
Speaker 1: Oh says we got a great question.

463
00:21:08,720 --> 00:21:10,920
Speaker 2: Hey, Steve, you know that busy bee down at the

464
00:21:10,920 --> 00:21:11,920
Speaker 2: Crickey Club was today?

465
00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:12,399
Speaker 1: Where are you?

466
00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:12,880
Speaker 2: Mate?

467
00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:14,080
Speaker 1: Died?

468
00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:17,919
Speaker 2: I died this morning. Sorry, Steve, mate, we'll see it,

469
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:19,480
Speaker 2: We'll see it, trying to choose.

470
00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:22,360
Speaker 1: That I'm dying then as well. I've booked and I've

471
00:21:22,359 --> 00:21:25,359
Speaker 1: got booked in between one and term dead on that day.

472
00:21:25,720 --> 00:21:32,360
Speaker 1: So sorry about that. Although, honey, that was quick. Sorry

473
00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:35,560
Speaker 1: you really died on stage tonight? Yeah? I did. Actually

474
00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:38,280
Speaker 1: I dropped bloody hit my head again. You'd be getting

475
00:21:38,280 --> 00:21:40,399
Speaker 1: around the helmet or wouldn't you be getting on around

476
00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:42,120
Speaker 1: with the helmet and a mattress tied to your back?

477
00:21:42,480 --> 00:21:44,520
Speaker 3: Is it that dramatic? Or does he sort of collapse

478
00:21:44,600 --> 00:21:45,680
Speaker 3: or does he die in his sleep?

479
00:21:45,760 --> 00:21:49,120
Speaker 1: He knows it's coming, says, so he'll be there and Sarah, oh,

480
00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:51,160
Speaker 1: I'm dying again, And what if.

481
00:21:51,080 --> 00:21:55,160
Speaker 4: I'm in a rush to get in my car? Uscitate you?

482
00:21:55,240 --> 00:21:57,560
Speaker 2: What do you? Yeah? I mean you'd be sick of

483
00:21:58,040 --> 00:22:02,240
Speaker 2: there'd be one person that's done CPR. The wouldn't you

484
00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:04,840
Speaker 2: be just wouldn't you be just pushing down on his chest?

485
00:22:04,960 --> 00:22:09,200
Speaker 2: And then at some stage couldn't you come on?

486
00:22:09,280 --> 00:22:09,320
Speaker 7: It?

487
00:22:09,440 --> 00:22:11,239
Speaker 1: Made of mine? I had no idea and I never

488
00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:13,600
Speaker 1: really thought about it. The difference between a heart attack

489
00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:16,800
Speaker 1: and a cardiac arrest. So cardiac arrests is the wiring,

490
00:22:16,840 --> 00:22:19,280
Speaker 1: its electrics in your heart where your heart attack will

491
00:22:19,280 --> 00:22:21,320
Speaker 1: be your blocked valve. That's where you might end up

492
00:22:21,320 --> 00:22:23,120
Speaker 1: with a triple bypass or something like that. I didn't

493
00:22:23,160 --> 00:22:25,639
Speaker 1: know that, Tom. Nurse Tom, who says yes as he

494
00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:28,000
Speaker 1: nods in the corner, he hadn't really thought about it.

495
00:22:28,160 --> 00:22:31,360
Speaker 2: You know lots about the sort of restructuring of breasts,

496
00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:32,639
Speaker 2: but not so much about No.

497
00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:37,280
Speaker 1: I haven't done detail. I'd die quite often looking at them.

498
00:22:37,160 --> 00:22:40,720
Speaker 4: Tom, that's the brain.

499
00:22:40,920 --> 00:22:43,040
Speaker 1: Okay. Well, I bumped into a mate who had died,

500
00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:45,360
Speaker 1: he'd gone through this. I bumped into on the weekend,

501
00:22:45,840 --> 00:22:51,159
Speaker 1: and he very quickly said, because he was at boxing training, was.

502
00:22:51,560 --> 00:22:54,560
Speaker 2: He like a ghost? He's back.

503
00:22:55,840 --> 00:22:58,199
Speaker 1: He was out and the DeFi brought him back, but

504
00:22:58,320 --> 00:23:01,680
Speaker 1: he was boxing like working out. And then the next thing,

505
00:23:01,720 --> 00:23:04,120
Speaker 1: you know, heart starts to race, no blood to the brain,

506
00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:06,520
Speaker 1: you pass out. But they brought him back. The first

507
00:23:06,560 --> 00:23:08,200
Speaker 1: thing he said to me was, I can tell you what.

508
00:23:08,359 --> 00:23:09,680
Speaker 1: It's nothing on the other side.

509
00:23:10,080 --> 00:23:13,240
Speaker 2: He didn't see anything, no nothing, no bright lights, no.

510
00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:16,760
Speaker 1: But when they were putting pressure on his chest trying

511
00:23:16,760 --> 00:23:18,639
Speaker 1: to resuscitate him, can you imagine this for a fright,

512
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:21,560
Speaker 1: they broke four of his ribs, so he didn't know

513
00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:23,680
Speaker 1: that he passed out because you know, the blood drops

514
00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:25,360
Speaker 1: from your head, so you go, oh god, I'm gone.

515
00:23:25,600 --> 00:23:27,400
Speaker 1: And then he just woke up. When what the hell

516
00:23:27,440 --> 00:23:28,360
Speaker 1: have you done to my chest?

517
00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:28,600
Speaker 7: Oh?

518
00:23:28,680 --> 00:23:31,199
Speaker 2: Yeah, we had to get to your heart. Not the

519
00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:32,399
Speaker 2: boxing coach didn't give you.

520
00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:33,360
Speaker 1: No, he wasn't.

521
00:23:34,720 --> 00:23:39,560
Speaker 2: Waiting for the ref to jump in twos three weeks.

522
00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:46,000
Speaker 2: I was giving your CPI on to the ribs. There

523
00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:49,680
Speaker 2: are some so many amazing print stories from over the years.

524
00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:53,040
Speaker 2: My wife and I were so lucky. I made of

525
00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:55,159
Speaker 2: mine worked in the music industry. And this was the

526
00:23:55,240 --> 00:23:57,600
Speaker 2: last minute. The only reason we got tickets to this

527
00:23:57,680 --> 00:24:00,760
Speaker 2: because he said, just two cancelations have popped up at

528
00:24:00,760 --> 00:24:03,000
Speaker 2: the Opera House. Do you want to go see Prince

529
00:24:03,080 --> 00:24:04,480
Speaker 2: play on the piano?

530
00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:06,159
Speaker 1: It would have been one of the last shows.

531
00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:08,280
Speaker 2: And this is the thing. You don't know. You didn't

532
00:24:08,320 --> 00:24:10,919
Speaker 2: know what to expect. You didn't know what settlerst was.

533
00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:14,439
Speaker 2: He came out the way that he just commanded that

534
00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:17,359
Speaker 2: whole room at the Opera House. It was crazy, Sarah,

535
00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:20,000
Speaker 2: like he would look He actually looked BJ in the

536
00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:22,000
Speaker 2: eye once and I was like, oh my god, alerting

537
00:24:22,240 --> 00:24:25,640
Speaker 2: there's nothing I can do here, Prince, She's all yours. Yep,

538
00:24:25,840 --> 00:24:28,880
Speaker 2: you know that's I mean, that's the power that he had. Yeah.

539
00:24:29,520 --> 00:24:32,200
Speaker 2: So anyway, there's this story that's going around at the moment.

540
00:24:32,240 --> 00:24:36,400
Speaker 2: Carlos Boozer is his name now. Carlos was an amazing basketballer,

541
00:24:36,440 --> 00:24:39,119
Speaker 2: played for the Utah Jazz, made a lot of money

542
00:24:39,160 --> 00:24:41,840
Speaker 2: back in the day. He's retired now, Sarah, but he

543
00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:45,200
Speaker 2: was talking Utah was I think that's where Prince was from,

544
00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:49,840
Speaker 2: wasn't he h which is a predominantly.

545
00:24:49,440 --> 00:24:51,480
Speaker 1: Moremmon state home of the Honeybee.

546
00:24:51,560 --> 00:24:56,080
Speaker 2: Yeah it is, but that's where his purple house was. Anyway,

547
00:24:56,080 --> 00:24:58,840
Speaker 2: Carlos Boozer, he bought a house in bel Air, which

548
00:24:58,920 --> 00:25:01,240
Speaker 2: is one of the richest in America. I think bel

549
00:25:01,280 --> 00:25:03,720
Speaker 2: Air is right up there in LA with Beverly Hills

550
00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:05,840
Speaker 2: and number one. So he bought a house in bel

551
00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:09,000
Speaker 2: Air and that was like a holiday house. And he

552
00:25:09,119 --> 00:25:11,200
Speaker 2: bought that just before he was about to go back

553
00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:13,760
Speaker 2: to the Utah Jazz for a training camp. Right, so

554
00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:16,480
Speaker 2: he and his wife are very excited about it, and

555
00:25:16,520 --> 00:25:18,200
Speaker 2: they were going to do a few things to it

556
00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:22,119
Speaker 2: until he's real to rang him and said someone wants

557
00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:24,040
Speaker 2: to rent at the house. You know what, I'm going

558
00:25:24,080 --> 00:25:26,320
Speaker 2: to get Carlos Booza to tell the story.

559
00:25:26,720 --> 00:25:28,639
Speaker 9: I bought a house in bel Air, like eighteen thousand

560
00:25:28,640 --> 00:25:30,600
Speaker 9: skirre feet. I moved her to Utah, coming here for

561
00:25:30,640 --> 00:25:33,080
Speaker 9: the season, and my realtor in La kept hitting me

562
00:25:33,119 --> 00:25:34,919
Speaker 9: up saying, someone wants to rent your house. I was like, no,

563
00:25:34,960 --> 00:25:36,320
Speaker 9: I didn't even spend the time in my house. Well,

564
00:25:36,320 --> 00:25:38,000
Speaker 9: he's willing to pay ninety five grand a month and

565
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:40,240
Speaker 9: I was like, oh, I didn't know who it was

566
00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:41,880
Speaker 9: until he got the car and I was Prince right,

567
00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:44,280
Speaker 9: and she was like, yeah, he rented the crib, so

568
00:25:44,320 --> 00:25:46,159
Speaker 9: that was all good. I like tore my handstree in

569
00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:47,880
Speaker 9: like four or five times. It was a really good

570
00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:50,360
Speaker 9: physical therapist in La named Judycito, so I went out

571
00:25:50,359 --> 00:25:52,320
Speaker 9: to La to see her. I kept calling Prince. I

572
00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:54,160
Speaker 9: got gonta stop by the house, but he wasn't returning

573
00:25:54,160 --> 00:25:55,879
Speaker 9: to my car. I pulled up to the house. I

574
00:25:55,920 --> 00:25:58,560
Speaker 9: had these two golden lions on the gate and it

575
00:25:58,680 --> 00:26:01,120
Speaker 9: wasn't there. It was that I had never seen before

576
00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:03,040
Speaker 9: him whose house is this? And he literally had ripped

577
00:26:03,040 --> 00:26:05,920
Speaker 9: out every single thing in my house, everything was purple

578
00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:07,720
Speaker 9: and black everywhere. When he turned the weight room into

579
00:26:07,720 --> 00:26:09,800
Speaker 9: a nightclub with a disco ball DJ bou at a

580
00:26:09,880 --> 00:26:12,040
Speaker 9: massage parlor in one room. I finally get a hold

581
00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:14,480
Speaker 9: of him and he's in Asia doing a tour for

582
00:26:14,560 --> 00:26:16,160
Speaker 9: his album, and he's like, boobs, don't worry.

583
00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:16,720
Speaker 2: I got you.

584
00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:18,840
Speaker 9: He wired me five hundred grand to ease my mind.

585
00:26:18,880 --> 00:26:21,200
Speaker 9: He was like, when I move out, it'll be like I.

586
00:26:21,119 --> 00:26:21,640
Speaker 2: Was never there.

587
00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:23,960
Speaker 9: Long story short, he rents my crib out for a year,

588
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:26,720
Speaker 9: He decorated the entire house, then wires me half a

589
00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:28,679
Speaker 9: mil and then when I got there at the end

590
00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:30,320
Speaker 9: of his lease, it was like he was never there.

591
00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:32,120
Speaker 9: It was that's how his money prints.

592
00:26:31,880 --> 00:26:37,880
Speaker 2: Said, that is amazing. What about how he wires him

593
00:26:38,119 --> 00:26:40,679
Speaker 2: half a million dollars and said, look, don't worry about it.

594
00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:43,439
Speaker 2: Everything will be farm when you get back. So he

595
00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:47,639
Speaker 2: rips everything out, turns the gym into a nightclub, turns

596
00:26:47,680 --> 00:26:50,800
Speaker 2: it all purple, and then he takes it. He just

597
00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:54,240
Speaker 2: completely renos it back to the original and gives him

598
00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:54,840
Speaker 2: extra money.

599
00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:57,359
Speaker 1: I lost my bond for scratching a TV cabnet once,

600
00:26:58,600 --> 00:27:02,520
Speaker 1: and that is extraordinary. Turning off not recognizing your own house.

601
00:27:03,760 --> 00:27:06,359
Speaker 1: But then to be able to say, hey, don't worry.

602
00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:09,159
Speaker 1: When I give it back, it'll be exactly like it was.

603
00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:10,240
Speaker 1: That's the best.

604
00:27:10,680 --> 00:27:12,879
Speaker 2: But what about he's renting the place out and he

605
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:15,720
Speaker 2: can't there's not enough purple in the house, so he

606
00:27:15,840 --> 00:27:16,920
Speaker 2: needs more purple.

607
00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:20,960
Speaker 1: That's what I love. So he took I'm assuming the

608
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:24,320
Speaker 1: symbols with the print symbol, with the prince under the gates, get.

609
00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:26,680
Speaker 2: Rid of the gold Fast formally known.

610
00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:30,160
Speaker 1: As For a while, he didn't have a name, did he.

611
00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:31,920
Speaker 1: He was just symbol symbol.

612
00:27:34,119 --> 00:27:37,640
Speaker 2: Talking about surgeries, potch surgeries that you got overseas. Because look,

613
00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:40,000
Speaker 2: when you're playing with your body here, I mean, you

614
00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:44,000
Speaker 2: need to ask yourself some serious questions about do you

615
00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:46,880
Speaker 2: want the cheaper option? Because if things go wrong, it's

616
00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:48,600
Speaker 2: not like you can jump back onto a plane and

617
00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:50,639
Speaker 2: go back to Thailand and get your left boom done,

618
00:27:51,320 --> 00:27:52,600
Speaker 2: can you, Sarah?

619
00:27:52,720 --> 00:27:57,040
Speaker 1: Maybe you can. Most of the times it'll be something esthetic,

620
00:27:57,160 --> 00:27:59,600
Speaker 1: so it'll be plastic surgery, or maybe it's your teeth

621
00:28:00,280 --> 00:28:02,240
Speaker 1: and you'll head off to an Asian country and it

622
00:28:02,320 --> 00:28:05,479
Speaker 1: might be half the price. Might head to Thailand, might

623
00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:07,000
Speaker 1: get over there to Indonesia.

624
00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:10,440
Speaker 2: Tatoi pattooes are another big one, but you can get

625
00:28:10,520 --> 00:28:13,400
Speaker 2: cheap tattoos in Bali. The thing is, though you are

626
00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:18,760
Speaker 2: you finding a talented tattoo artist. This is what you

627
00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:21,600
Speaker 2: are playing with your own body. And I know alcohol

628
00:28:21,760 --> 00:28:23,960
Speaker 2: is involved with a lot of these decisions as.

629
00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:26,960
Speaker 1: Well, but if you're talking about teeth quite often that's

630
00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:29,080
Speaker 1: really expensive. Like if you need a lot of dental

631
00:28:29,119 --> 00:28:31,679
Speaker 1: work done in Australia, it can be huge and you

632
00:28:31,760 --> 00:28:33,720
Speaker 1: might have private health and the next thing you know,

633
00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:36,359
Speaker 1: thirty thousand dollars.

634
00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:38,480
Speaker 2: Do you what's the one that you were saying? Where

635
00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:40,280
Speaker 2: do they all go? Where do the celebrities go to

636
00:28:40,280 --> 00:28:41,440
Speaker 2: get their hair in plant?

637
00:28:41,600 --> 00:28:41,960
Speaker 1: To buy?

638
00:28:42,280 --> 00:28:44,360
Speaker 2: To buy? That's really expensive.

639
00:28:44,360 --> 00:28:47,520
Speaker 1: It's not like it's cheap twenty thousand dollars far. There's

640
00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:51,040
Speaker 1: one doctor there. All the celebrities go there and it'll

641
00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:53,680
Speaker 1: take forty eight hours, and there's one blow who just

642
00:28:53,760 --> 00:28:56,200
Speaker 1: chaperones them around the hotel so nobody can see them

643
00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:58,760
Speaker 1: as they have their treatment done. But they get over

644
00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:00,520
Speaker 1: that's what David Beckham's what Beckham?

645
00:29:00,560 --> 00:29:03,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, bags did that and so beautiful.

646
00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:05,680
Speaker 1: There was one guy and he just sort of takes

647
00:29:05,680 --> 00:29:07,400
Speaker 1: this guy and gets to know them because they spend

648
00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:09,719
Speaker 1: so much time together over the forty eight hours between treatments,

649
00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:11,320
Speaker 1: while you're floating around the hotel, and then you go

650
00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:12,480
Speaker 1: home and you look sensational.

651
00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:15,160
Speaker 2: Tell me what's our budget this year twenty twenty two.

652
00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:16,360
Speaker 2: I know it's been tough.

653
00:29:16,520 --> 00:29:18,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, you have the hair done on track.

654
00:29:19,120 --> 00:29:21,160
Speaker 2: I don't have enough to fix you. I'm sary, So

655
00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:25,120
Speaker 2: could I get the Dubai option or maybe the poo cared?

656
00:29:26,480 --> 00:29:28,320
Speaker 1: Sorry, mate, I'm more than happy to do that by

657
00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:29,760
Speaker 1: the time budget cuts.

658
00:29:30,680 --> 00:29:34,920
Speaker 2: Do not call me that, mate. Aida Aida as easy

659
00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:38,360
Speaker 2: as her name. A few of your friends went over

660
00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:41,200
Speaker 2: to Iran to go and get their dental work done.

661
00:29:41,720 --> 00:29:44,120
Speaker 2: Now this is a big operation. You know. The word

662
00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:46,560
Speaker 2: chompers get thrown around quite a bit. You know when

663
00:29:46,600 --> 00:29:49,120
Speaker 2: people get the new teeth because they're a little bit

664
00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:54,240
Speaker 2: larger and they are flushing white like they spark, So

665
00:29:54,320 --> 00:29:57,800
Speaker 2: it takes a while if you know that person really

666
00:29:57,840 --> 00:30:01,240
Speaker 2: well to a Climbati, I just knew pearly.

667
00:30:01,320 --> 00:30:02,440
Speaker 1: Why can't hear what you're saying?

668
00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:04,480
Speaker 2: Your teeth are too loud, and you know, we're like,

669
00:30:04,640 --> 00:30:07,240
Speaker 2: we don't like to take the piss out of would

670
00:30:07,360 --> 00:30:07,720
Speaker 2: say a.

671
00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:08,720
Speaker 1: Word if you got it done.

672
00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:13,600
Speaker 2: So Ada went over to Iran. Now, one thousand dollars

673
00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:16,280
Speaker 2: for nineteen teeth, that's a pretty good effort.

674
00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:18,000
Speaker 1: So their caps, yeah, yeah.

675
00:30:17,920 --> 00:30:21,520
Speaker 2: So basically she was getting the whole set of chompers. Now.

676
00:30:21,560 --> 00:30:24,000
Speaker 2: She went in there the first day and she came

677
00:30:24,040 --> 00:30:28,560
Speaker 2: home and she got a bit emotional because they only

678
00:30:28,560 --> 00:30:29,880
Speaker 2: did four teeth there.

679
00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:34,360
Speaker 1: Oh no, oh no, they're the bottom teeth, the bottom four.

680
00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:37,120
Speaker 1: She looks like Alarma with an underbite.

681
00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:38,600
Speaker 4: It's so's weird.

682
00:30:38,760 --> 00:30:43,280
Speaker 2: What did they think that her bottom teeth are pearly

683
00:30:43,320 --> 00:30:46,200
Speaker 2: whites and they're massive, but the rest are all the same.

684
00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:49,480
Speaker 2: And she's like, what do I do here? She's then

685
00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:52,360
Speaker 2: ringing her friends, going do they do the continue this?

686
00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:54,880
Speaker 2: It took a long time. She had to stay in

687
00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:58,200
Speaker 2: Iran a lot longer and get them done properly, but

688
00:30:58,480 --> 00:31:01,000
Speaker 2: it ended up costing her him amount as if she

689
00:31:01,120 --> 00:31:01,360
Speaker 2: got to.

690
00:31:01,400 --> 00:31:04,360
Speaker 1: Know, because a good dentist here or a good surgeon

691
00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:08,440
Speaker 1: will actually color the teeth now to make it look

692
00:31:08,640 --> 00:31:11,520
Speaker 1: like your existing teeth, and then you put it on.

693
00:31:11,560 --> 00:31:13,560
Speaker 1: But I had no idea that when they put caps

694
00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:17,760
Speaker 1: on your teeth, they file down your teeth like dinosaur

695
00:31:17,880 --> 00:31:20,600
Speaker 1: teeth and then they put the caps over the top.

696
00:31:20,640 --> 00:31:22,920
Speaker 1: So can you imagine that filing process. I mean, I'm

697
00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:25,400
Speaker 1: sure they work out how to do it peacefully. I'm

698
00:31:25,440 --> 00:31:27,360
Speaker 1: just picturing, you know, a big chisel in your mouth.

699
00:31:27,640 --> 00:31:29,200
Speaker 2: I had to mate that I grew up with who

700
00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:33,440
Speaker 2: refused to use the toothbrush and his teeth were horror

701
00:31:33,520 --> 00:31:36,320
Speaker 2: his breath was a starkly guy, but obviously just didn't

702
00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:38,200
Speaker 2: So he went and got the chump has done. This

703
00:31:38,280 --> 00:31:41,200
Speaker 2: is the thing host there. I saw him recently and

704
00:31:41,240 --> 00:31:43,120
Speaker 2: he would have had He's had the chumpers for about

705
00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:45,120
Speaker 2: seven eight years. He hasn't looked after.

706
00:31:44,920 --> 00:31:45,920
Speaker 1: The new chumpingsh know.

707
00:31:47,360 --> 00:31:49,600
Speaker 2: So even the new ones are starting to rot.

708
00:31:49,880 --> 00:31:51,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, how can you do that?

709
00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:53,240
Speaker 2: You've had two opportunities in your life.

710
00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:56,080
Speaker 1: Look, come on, mate, they are your free on for

711
00:31:56,120 --> 00:31:56,840
Speaker 1: your third.

712
00:31:56,840 --> 00:31:59,000
Speaker 2: Victor in Fairfield. What happened to your cousin, Vick?

713
00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:02,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, my cousin.

714
00:32:02,880 --> 00:32:06,760
Speaker 6: He has to actually get a circumcision yep. And he

715
00:32:06,840 --> 00:32:10,360
Speaker 6: got referred to a private hospital where he was going

716
00:32:10,440 --> 00:32:12,400
Speaker 6: to cost ume a couple of grands.

717
00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:15,240
Speaker 2: Mm hmmm. So he did some recess on his own.

718
00:32:15,280 --> 00:32:16,600
Speaker 6: He was looking around on the line and.

719
00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:20,280
Speaker 10: The same job for about three hundred bucks.

720
00:32:20,320 --> 00:32:22,960
Speaker 2: I'll give me a right. You wouldn't even consider it, Victor,

721
00:32:23,040 --> 00:32:26,040
Speaker 2: Absolutely no chance. Where was this guy?

722
00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:29,200
Speaker 6: He was like he was out in like the western

723
00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:30,040
Speaker 6: suburbs somewhere.

724
00:32:30,680 --> 00:32:33,560
Speaker 1: He was also an axe thrower. You just hope he was.

725
00:32:33,680 --> 00:32:36,560
Speaker 1: I hope he was on target that day, just to

726
00:32:36,560 --> 00:32:39,440
Speaker 1: block out the back of the samurai. Saw how old

727
00:32:39,520 --> 00:32:40,680
Speaker 1: was the guy?

728
00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:43,760
Speaker 10: He was twenty.

729
00:32:43,520 --> 00:32:46,000
Speaker 2: He didn't get it done, Victor, did.

730
00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:48,120
Speaker 1: He Yeah, he ended up getting it done.

731
00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:50,360
Speaker 2: Infection or.

732
00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:55,560
Speaker 6: He had There was no infections, but he told me

733
00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:57,640
Speaker 6: that he had some complications. Sleeping for a.

734
00:32:57,600 --> 00:33:00,840
Speaker 2: Bit sounds like a real eating up to it.

735
00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:08,000
Speaker 6: All afterwards on his couch.

736
00:33:07,760 --> 00:33:11,280
Speaker 2: Sitting up sounds like a real like a false You

737
00:33:11,320 --> 00:33:13,720
Speaker 2: know what, when it comes to an operation like that,

738
00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:17,560
Speaker 2: you're not saving You're not saving seven eight hundred bucks.

739
00:33:17,640 --> 00:33:22,000
Speaker 1: No, no, you're not tipping the doctor either. Jess.

740
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,480
Speaker 2: In our time, and what happened to your sister in law? Jess?

741
00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:28,680
Speaker 8: Oh Hei, Guys, my sister in law wanted to have

742
00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:34,200
Speaker 8: a bood job, and of course in Australia it's pretty expensive,

743
00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:37,000
Speaker 8: so she decided to go to Thailand. Had it done

744
00:33:37,440 --> 00:33:41,200
Speaker 8: totally fine over there, came back to Australia and we

745
00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:41,800
Speaker 8: didn't see it.

746
00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:43,959
Speaker 6: Erupted.

747
00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:45,560
Speaker 1: It had erupted.

748
00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:48,600
Speaker 2: So what are you doing, Jess? What do you do

749
00:33:48,680 --> 00:33:50,680
Speaker 2: in that situation? Can you go back or no?

750
00:33:50,840 --> 00:33:53,320
Speaker 8: You wouldn't bother well she no, she didn't go back

751
00:33:53,320 --> 00:33:56,160
Speaker 8: to Thailand. She went to Australia, spend more money. We

752
00:33:56,280 --> 00:33:58,760
Speaker 8: double had to get it taken out and then had

753
00:33:58,800 --> 00:34:02,480
Speaker 8: to have nothing in for a few months, and then

754
00:34:02,520 --> 00:34:03,560
Speaker 8: she had the surgery again.

755
00:34:03,920 --> 00:34:05,400
Speaker 1: That's the thing, Jesse. You wouldn't know what they were

756
00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:06,000
Speaker 1: putting in there.

757
00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:11,680
Speaker 2: Someone told me the other day with boob jobs now

758
00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:14,640
Speaker 2: have changed. This is a conversation I was having said

759
00:34:14,640 --> 00:34:16,960
Speaker 2: don't look at me or creepy or whatever, but now

760
00:34:16,960 --> 00:34:18,520
Speaker 2: they don't put in the silicon.

761
00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:20,279
Speaker 1: I think it was you and I talked, Yeah, yeah,

762
00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:22,960
Speaker 1: someone was telling us about it. Made of mine. He's

763
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:25,480
Speaker 1: a boob surgeon and you know, he's one of the

764
00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:29,040
Speaker 1: best in the world, and they take fat from elsewhere

765
00:34:29,120 --> 00:34:31,520
Speaker 1: around the body, so there's no actual implant as such.

766
00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:34,000
Speaker 1: It's more event sit up the same way would you

767
00:34:34,040 --> 00:34:36,600
Speaker 1: taper it to. I'm not going to pretend to know

768
00:34:36,640 --> 00:34:38,759
Speaker 1: what goes on during surgery, but all the work and

769
00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:42,040
Speaker 1: the sculpture and the way they build it is using

770
00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:43,200
Speaker 1: your own body fat.

771
00:34:43,360 --> 00:34:45,400
Speaker 2: Right, and then, but you were saying that if that

772
00:34:45,520 --> 00:34:49,200
Speaker 2: person loses weight or something like that, go down or something.

773
00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:52,000
Speaker 2: You were you were right. You gave us a PowerPoint presentation.

774
00:34:52,080 --> 00:34:53,640
Speaker 2: I thought it was weird.

775
00:34:53,960 --> 00:34:55,600
Speaker 1: Weird, have a couple of beers about nine o'clock in

776
00:34:55,640 --> 00:34:56,960
Speaker 1: the morning when I went through the.

777
00:34:56,960 --> 00:34:59,200
Speaker 2: Technique that we've got to see the results when you took.

778
00:34:59,080 --> 00:35:01,759
Speaker 1: Your really happened with them? If we can get rid

779
00:35:01,760 --> 00:35:04,360
Speaker 1: of the hair? I reckon on page three.

780
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:09,200
Speaker 2: How's this? Babysitters? Now I'm making forty five dollars an hour?

781
00:35:09,280 --> 00:35:10,560
Speaker 1: What did you pay forty five?

782
00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:14,120
Speaker 2: No, we didn't. So Friday night, we haven't had a

783
00:35:14,120 --> 00:35:18,200
Speaker 2: babysitter for so long, for years, right, Really, Hughey had

784
00:35:18,239 --> 00:35:21,160
Speaker 2: a school function on. We had to go where you know,

785
00:35:21,239 --> 00:35:22,720
Speaker 2: they got up the mums.

786
00:35:23,960 --> 00:35:25,640
Speaker 4: Video of him dancing with Beejack.

787
00:35:25,800 --> 00:35:29,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, the boys got up with their mums, had

788
00:35:29,239 --> 00:35:31,480
Speaker 2: a bit of a dance. They got a rose. He

789
00:35:31,560 --> 00:35:34,120
Speaker 2: wrote me a note. You write a note to your

790
00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:37,600
Speaker 2: dad as well that he reads out later. He lost

791
00:35:37,600 --> 00:35:40,840
Speaker 2: it twice. Come on, he lost it. We finally found it,

792
00:35:40,880 --> 00:35:42,360
Speaker 2: but we got there so we had to get a

793
00:35:42,360 --> 00:35:50,560
Speaker 2: babysitter for Lenny, and there you normally do we no, no, no, no,

794
00:35:50,719 --> 00:35:54,160
Speaker 2: we don't. Like we're usually offload and mat friends house.

795
00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:55,439
Speaker 1: You dropped them to your friend's place.

796
00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:58,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, well we can usually they can have sleepovers at

797
00:35:58,520 --> 00:36:01,279
Speaker 2: mate's houses now, so we we usually do that, or

798
00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:03,560
Speaker 2: if it's a wedding or something, we'll get mom and

799
00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:05,600
Speaker 2: dad over from Intero State. I know it's a lot

800
00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:05,919
Speaker 2: of weirk.

801
00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:07,759
Speaker 3: I'm like in the morning when you're like, if you

802
00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:09,840
Speaker 3: go and have breakfast or something up the street with Bjay,

803
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:11,160
Speaker 3: they're okay at home together.

804
00:36:12,640 --> 00:36:15,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're at that app which is fine. So anyway,

805
00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:18,040
Speaker 2: we were a bit nervous about louse Lenny because when

806
00:36:18,080 --> 00:36:20,640
Speaker 2: you have that nickname one on one and we got

807
00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:23,200
Speaker 2: Jack who lived down there road, Jackson a legend. But

808
00:36:23,200 --> 00:36:25,520
Speaker 2: then I didn't know this. I thought I was looking

809
00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:28,640
Speaker 2: after Jack by paying him thirty bucks an hour. Babysitters

810
00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:31,920
Speaker 2: are getting forty five bucks an hour. There's a staff

811
00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:35,600
Speaker 2: in crisis in childcare centers. Hey, how's this as well?

812
00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:39,600
Speaker 2: Have you ever had people come up to you and say,

813
00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:42,480
Speaker 2: you don't remember me, but I used to babysit you

814
00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:43,799
Speaker 2: when you were younger.

815
00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:47,520
Speaker 1: Really remember, but I don't remember the babysitters.

816
00:36:47,680 --> 00:36:50,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you'd have no idea because you're a young child.

817
00:36:50,960 --> 00:36:53,439
Speaker 2: I had a woman recently come up to me and say,

818
00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:56,120
Speaker 2: I used to babysit you when we were younger. You

819
00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:59,480
Speaker 2: stole ball lollies out of my purse and five dollars

820
00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:01,400
Speaker 2: out of my purse. Give me the father back, and

821
00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:03,360
Speaker 2: I never came back with interest.

822
00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:04,759
Speaker 4: You owe her about a thousand bucks.

823
00:37:04,840 --> 00:37:07,160
Speaker 2: And I was like, oh, are you sure about that?

824
00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:08,040
Speaker 2: I don't know.

825
00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:09,759
Speaker 1: I wouldn't know them if I saw them, but I

826
00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:12,879
Speaker 1: remember their name. We had some well, I think we had.

827
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:15,879
Speaker 1: We had one issue one time where Kate was very

828
00:37:15,920 --> 00:37:19,120
Speaker 1: young and Louise said she had a bad stomach and

829
00:37:19,160 --> 00:37:22,879
Speaker 1: she vomited all over Kate's head and the babysitter had

830
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:24,960
Speaker 1: the worst time trying to clean it up. And you

831
00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:26,680
Speaker 1: don't want to call the parents. You never want to

832
00:37:26,719 --> 00:37:31,040
Speaker 1: have to call the parents. And then so the baby said,

833
00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:34,000
Speaker 1: didn't ring Mum and dad, but used demestos to try

834
00:37:34,040 --> 00:37:36,560
Speaker 1: and clean the vomit off the carpet and bleach the

835
00:37:36,560 --> 00:37:38,920
Speaker 1: whole carpet. She never came back.

836
00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:42,360
Speaker 3: We were in love without we had two sets of babysits,

837
00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:44,080
Speaker 3: but one of them were these three boys who lived

838
00:37:44,080 --> 00:37:47,120
Speaker 3: next door go On, and we were totally in love

839
00:37:47,160 --> 00:37:49,719
Speaker 3: with the eldest brother, whose name was Hamish, so much

840
00:37:49,760 --> 00:37:52,200
Speaker 3: so that then mum got pregnant with my younger brother

841
00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:55,239
Speaker 3: and let us choose the name, and we all voted.

842
00:37:54,920 --> 00:37:56,600
Speaker 2: Form we love them.

843
00:37:56,719 --> 00:37:58,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, because we liked the babysitter.

844
00:37:58,200 --> 00:37:59,839
Speaker 3: So we got to put the names in a hat

845
00:37:59,880 --> 00:38:01,800
Speaker 3: and we cheated and scrunched the ball.

846
00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:03,080
Speaker 2: Up and go gamage.

847
00:38:03,760 --> 00:38:06,000
Speaker 1: But we pay thirty dollars an hour. That's kind of

848
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:06,759
Speaker 1: the standard break.

849
00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:10,120
Speaker 2: Yes, still right, that's good coin for a young great coin.

850
00:38:10,200 --> 00:38:12,279
Speaker 2: I mean we only had jack for four hours, so

851
00:38:12,320 --> 00:38:14,400
Speaker 2: there's one hundred and twenty bucks. Hadn't your Scott Rock?

852
00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:17,440
Speaker 2: I'll see you later, but I'm asking you this morning.

853
00:38:18,040 --> 00:38:20,399
Speaker 2: Have you ever run? Have you babysit yourself? Or were

854
00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:23,560
Speaker 2: you the one that that caused a babysitter never to

855
00:38:23,640 --> 00:38:25,440
Speaker 2: come back to your house? What did you do to

856
00:38:25,480 --> 00:38:28,280
Speaker 2: on third and twenty fourteen? Benny in French as forest?

857
00:38:28,280 --> 00:38:28,959
Speaker 1: What happened? Benny?

858
00:38:30,239 --> 00:38:30,439
Speaker 6: Yeah?

859
00:38:30,440 --> 00:38:31,400
Speaker 2: You get hey guys.

860
00:38:31,640 --> 00:38:33,920
Speaker 9: Yeah, So when I was a kid with.

861
00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:37,319
Speaker 10: My little brother, we were playing outside basically, you know,

862
00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:40,080
Speaker 10: and you know, we started a massive water fight out

863
00:38:40,120 --> 00:38:42,400
Speaker 10: of the backyard. So as the babysually came out to

864
00:38:42,400 --> 00:38:44,200
Speaker 10: break up the fight, and then my brother and I

865
00:38:44,320 --> 00:38:46,680
Speaker 10: ran inside the house and locked her out.

866
00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:49,799
Speaker 6: And as she's saying to the door trying to get.

867
00:38:49,719 --> 00:38:53,040
Speaker 10: Back in and anyway, we were pretty funny and stay inside.

868
00:38:52,640 --> 00:38:53,840
Speaker 8: Andy and panic.

869
00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:56,480
Speaker 10: She realized that the bloo still on the stove, so

870
00:38:56,560 --> 00:38:59,160
Speaker 10: she's going to cut the power of the house. Anyway,

871
00:38:59,320 --> 00:39:01,880
Speaker 10: the all the all the food and the fridge when

872
00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:07,880
Speaker 10: when went and mom and dad came back and we were.

873
00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:09,240
Speaker 7: Back after that one.

874
00:39:09,920 --> 00:39:13,160
Speaker 1: No funny that you nearly got the bird as well, Bennie.

875
00:39:13,160 --> 00:39:17,360
Speaker 2: Bernie bad behavior terrorized her. These are the stories that

876
00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:19,320
Speaker 2: we weren't Christie and Eagle var what did you do

877
00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:22,000
Speaker 2: to your babysit of growing up helly.

878
00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:27,319
Speaker 6: Guys growing out across the race from two graveyards. It

879
00:39:27,440 --> 00:39:31,920
Speaker 6: really freaked out. And the moment night sheep sore overnight

880
00:39:32,040 --> 00:39:35,240
Speaker 6: did we told us that the house was warned because

881
00:39:35,239 --> 00:39:38,920
Speaker 6: of the graveyard weed. That the covering came swinging out

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Speaker 6: of the t shruck and we that and we wanted

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Speaker 6: to the go to bed and we put them tie

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Speaker 6: Hills on the house.

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Speaker 1: You're the cursed ones.

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Speaker 6: Six days after that night, ye come back and we

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Speaker 6: saw it all the time.

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Speaker 1: Trouble funny.

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Speaker 2: It's like a substitute teacher, isn't it? Is it fair game?

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Speaker 2: Did you ever go at a substitute teacher and also

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Speaker 2: a babysitter?

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Speaker 1: It's got to be fair game, doesn't it, Anine, Welcome

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Speaker 1: to the show. You had a famous babysitter, Is that right?

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Speaker 10: I sure did. His name was Hugo Weaving.

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Speaker 2: Oh what great Australian actor. So he was yeah, so

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Speaker 2: did you do anything to Hugo Weaving?

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Speaker 10: Anine, No, he was my favorite babysitter and he used

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Speaker 10: to make me all these toys out of wood.

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Speaker 2: Yep.

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Speaker 10: He made me this lovely London bus. And then when

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Speaker 10: he was famous and I was said, mom, hey, wear

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Speaker 10: all the toys you guys made.

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Speaker 7: For me, and she oh, I burnt them?

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Speaker 1: Oh what you them? Why did you want? She burned them?

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Speaker 10: Well, she did a big clean up of my toys

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Speaker 10: and we used to have a proper log fire at

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Speaker 10: that point she was like, I guess I'll just get

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Speaker 10: a cleanup.

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Speaker 1: That weird Hugo guy. That's babying here. I think I'll

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Speaker 1: talk to all those.

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Speaker 2: Times we had some he played some great villains. The

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Speaker 2: Matrix is an Australian movie called The Interview, whereas a

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Speaker 2: serial killer as well. That I mean, that would I mean,

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Speaker 2: if you're watching that movie knowing that that guy babysiting

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Speaker 2: me when I was younger, that would freaking that's why

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Speaker 2: you burn.

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Speaker 1: The toys with the show is a nov podcast. For

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