Speaker 1: The Crissy Swan Show. I mean, I feel like I
Speaker 1: just need to stop down. Hello Jack, by the way.
Speaker 2: Good afternoon, swany happy Friday, and.
Speaker 1: Say everyone have a big deep breath in through the
Speaker 1: nose and out through the mouth, because the insanity of
Speaker 1: this time of year has officially overtaken more people than
Speaker 1: I would like to admit that I've had to deal with. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just breathe. It's all right, it's going to come around,
Speaker 1: Christmas is going to be gorgeous. You're going to get
Speaker 1: everything done. Please don't lose your mind today and.
Speaker 3: Don't just breathe, Actually enjoy it. Enjoy the madness of
Speaker 3: it all.
Speaker 1: That's it every day and you adventure.
Speaker 2: I wrap it up.
Speaker 1: In fact, can't wait to hear from me. And I'm
Speaker 1: going to be a soothing presence for you today. Thirteen
Speaker 1: twenty fourteen. Give us a call and say, gooday, let's
Speaker 1: talk about the weekend. Let's take our focus away from
Speaker 1: wrapping and buying and shopping and organizing the hand. What
Speaker 1: are you doing this weekend? Let's bring it back.
Speaker 2: What are you doing this week Well, I'm very.
Speaker 1: Excited because you know it was Leo, my first born
Speaker 1: son's our sixteenth birthday a few weeks ago, and I
Speaker 1: put it off and put it off because we're busy. Sunday,
Speaker 1: I am doing a Middle Eastern feast because that's his
Speaker 1: favorite cuisine. And he is a bit of a shah,
Speaker 1: you know, of a shake he absolutely is, yes, And
Speaker 1: I'm really excited about it because you know, I love
Speaker 1: a little event, you know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and your little backyard area there is perfect. It's
Speaker 3: good for a lunch like.
Speaker 4: This reminds me I've got to put on the to
Speaker 4: do list.
Speaker 1: Rip the trestle tables out of the garage.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, I mean, can we make Leo do that?
Speaker 1: Are you joking?
Speaker 4: He doesn't do anything? What have you got on for
Speaker 4: the weekend.
Speaker 3: I've got my beautiful friend Gray Sylvanney's thirty. Oh wow, yes,
Speaker 3: so that'll be a lot of fun at a bowls club.
Speaker 3: Actually love a party at a bowls clocks and she's
Speaker 3: just had a baby, hasn't she, Charlie.
Speaker 1: That is a perfect location for a thirty year old
Speaker 1: with a new baby.
Speaker 2: Absolutely.
Speaker 5: The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 1: It is Friday, and I can't wait to hear from you,
Speaker 1: Chrissy say today you're Bete twenty four ten, talk to
Speaker 1: me and talk to Jack and tell us what you've
Speaker 1: got on for the weekend, because, as I mentioned, Middle
Speaker 1: Eastern Feast for my sixteen.
Speaker 2: Year old how yum.
Speaker 1: I haven't decided on whether or not I'm going to
Speaker 1: do another surprise during it. I'll toll you off fair
Speaker 1: because I don't want anyone to hear that's coming to
Speaker 1: the event.
Speaker 2: Like a food surprise, no person surprise. Ah.
Speaker 3: Okay, hey, speaking of food and cooking, swanee. Everyone that
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Speaker 6: Hello, Lannie, Hey, guys, how are you?
Speaker 1: It's Friday? So good? What are you excited about for
Speaker 1: the weekend?
Speaker 6: Well, I'm actually heading up to the Gold Coast tonight
Speaker 6: because my daughter's competing at the cheerleading National.
Speaker 1: Well listen, this is good stuff.
Speaker 4: I love the Gold Coast. Do you spend much time there?
Speaker 3: Not?
Speaker 6: Really? No, we haven't been all We go every second
Speaker 6: year for cheer but other than that, not really.
Speaker 1: Okay, where are you studying?
Speaker 6: That's a lot right.
Speaker 1: Some tips Broadbeach fabulous. I don't even need to give
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Speaker 3: Hey, Lannie, can I ask when I was a kid
Speaker 3: and I was a dancer. My sister and are obsessed
Speaker 3: with Bring It On, which is obviously based on cheerleading.
Speaker 2: The kids still watch that now?
Speaker 6: Or No, my daughters do, but I guess you know
Speaker 6: they do cheer and it But I mean, I love
Speaker 6: it too.
Speaker 1: How did they get into cheerleading? I'm so interested, Lannie.
Speaker 6: I guess it's just getting bigger. And my daughter she
Speaker 6: was I think six or seven at the time. She's
Speaker 6: now almost thirteen, and she just started when she was
Speaker 6: that young and she's still going.
Speaker 2: I love that on her hate Lannie.
Speaker 3: A smart sense blended combo from Mutrable is on its
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Speaker 1: Hey, Natty?
Speaker 5: How are you?
Speaker 7: Hey?
Speaker 1: Good?
Speaker 8: How are you?
Speaker 4: You've got a busy weekend to head with the little people?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 9: I do all kids' parties this weekend, two of them.
Speaker 1: You're not hosting your just mum's taxi getting them around?
Speaker 9: Correct?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Will there at least be booze there for you, nat No.
Speaker 1: Ones that flip out and ones that are Park. So, well,
Speaker 1: that's pretty good. Do you just drop and go? Or
Speaker 1: are they not that old yet?
Speaker 9: No, they're not that old yet in kindergarten.
Speaker 4: I'll tell you what not. It is coming and it
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Speaker 1: Hello, Hello, it looks so cool.
Speaker 4: What's on you to do list for the weekend, steph.
Speaker 6: Well, got a lot to do this weekend. Have not
Speaker 6: started my Christmas.
Speaker 8: Shopping, so need to do that.
Speaker 6: I have eight nieces and nephews, a lot to get done,
Speaker 6: not a lot of time to Shane.
Speaker 1: Do any of your nieces and nephews like blending things?
Speaker 1: Because we've got a neutral plender for you? Oh yes,
Speaker 1: love that done.
Speaker 3: Get them to make you a margarita and it's step
Speaker 3: You'll be the best Auntie.
Speaker 9: Well, now Christmas Day is definitely sorted, drinks and presents done.
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Speaker 1: Talking about amicable splits, it's very unusual. I mean, obviously,
Speaker 1: when people break up, they can't stand each other's guts
Speaker 1: most of the time, and there's a lot of animosity.
Speaker 1: But Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin is showing us how
Speaker 1: it's done, and right from the get go. Remember when
Speaker 1: they split up. I don't know what year it was,
Speaker 1: but they were the first to coin that phrage phrase
Speaker 1: conscious uncoupling. That's right, so, which is a really nice
Speaker 1: way to say it. They know what they're doing and
Speaker 1: they are no longer a couple and that's it.
Speaker 2: That is so Gwyneth as well in that phrase.
Speaker 3: I don't think anyone else could use that, and I'd
Speaker 3: be okay with it, But for her, I love it
Speaker 3: because it's her.
Speaker 1: It's actual perfection. And they both moved on with new partners,
Speaker 1: and they were spotted this week enjoying a big family
Speaker 1: long weekend together at the occasion of their daughter's.
Speaker 2: Debut in Paris. I'll cheek that event.
Speaker 1: And also they're a family they're always going to be
Speaker 1: a family. And the reason I'm obviously speaking so like
Speaker 1: clearly about this is because I'm also enjoying a very
Speaker 1: amicable separation from the father of my kids. We see
Speaker 1: each other, talk each other all the time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're still mates.
Speaker 1: No animosity at all, And I'm so surprised most people say,
Speaker 1: oh god, I could never do that.
Speaker 3: I think you're probably Swanny the only person I know
Speaker 3: that's like that. Like, I've got a lot of friends
Speaker 3: and yeah that are just not close with their exes
Speaker 3: or it's just really horrible actually between their ex partners.
Speaker 1: I know it can be so terrible.
Speaker 2: It's really rare.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is rare.
Speaker 3: We're in a really beautiful, rare, lucky position. And I
Speaker 3: think it's nice to also hear that from you and
Speaker 3: also see people like Gwyneth and Chris Martin.
Speaker 1: Yes, and just today a news story Jennifer Ghana and
Speaker 1: Ben Affleck who have three kids together. I think if
Speaker 1: you've got kids together, it keeps it absolutely or it's easier.
Speaker 1: I've seen many many couples break up that have kids
Speaker 1: that it's absolutely diabolical, but that it certainly helps. And Jennifer,
Speaker 1: there's an article today saying that she was very encouraging
Speaker 1: of Ben to work harder at his marriage to Jennifer Lopez.
Speaker 3: I mean she was kidding herself there. Jennifer Lopez is insufferable.
Speaker 3: But good on jen Gana for trying.
Speaker 1: We're very I got in trouble for being harsh on
Speaker 1: Barry Cogan or anyway, yes.
Speaker 2: From who you're kids or a listener from.
Speaker 1: A listener, I got really chastised. What we want to
Speaker 1: know though, because we're getting feedback here. But it is
Speaker 1: a very unusual situation. Yeah, thirteen twenty four ten. Are
Speaker 1: you in the same magical situation as I am and
Speaker 1: Gwyneth is and Chris Martin is and Jennifer Ghana and
Speaker 1: Ben Affleck where you're actually friends with your ex. You
Speaker 1: go on holidays together. It's fine, you have Christmas together.
Speaker 1: You don't have to swap the kids and not look
Speaker 1: at each other. Hey, if you're going with car park.
Speaker 2: If you're going on holidays together, do you reckon you're
Speaker 2: doing this sex?
Speaker 1: Absolutely not?
Speaker 2: I do. No. Yeah, after a few white wines. No,
Speaker 2: the kids are in bed.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 2: Martin looks over to kelling S one last time. Kel No.
Speaker 2: As for old time sake.
Speaker 1: You have no idea, and I'm going to prove you wrong.
Speaker 1: Thirty twenty four ten, are you friends with your ex?
Speaker 1: Proper friends?
Speaker 5: The Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 1: We are talking about being friends with your ex, just
Speaker 1: like the very glovy Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin. She said,
Speaker 1: they've really shown us how it's done.
Speaker 2: And the very griovy Christy Swan, Yes, and.
Speaker 1: The very groovy Jennifer Ghana and Ben Affleck. I remember
Speaker 1: when Gwyneth and Chris first consciously uncoupled, everyone was like, still,
Speaker 1: see how long this lasts? They have still very good friends.
Speaker 2: I mean it's working. He wrote fix You for her
Speaker 2: when her dad was passing the way it passed away.
Speaker 1: I think they were together though then.
Speaker 3: They were but like you could never not like the man,
Speaker 3: no matter how bad things got. That is an amazing
Speaker 3: piece of art.
Speaker 1: That true and goodness just comes out of the process.
Speaker 1: So we've asked you thirty twenty four ten. Have you
Speaker 1: maintained not even just a civil relationship with your ex?
Speaker 1: Do you really still like each other? And everything's fine?
Speaker 2: Hi?
Speaker 1: Cats?
Speaker 10: Hello, how are you?
Speaker 1: Hi? Your friend is still friends with her ex.
Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, so where forty two now? But when she
Speaker 10: was twenty ish twenty one, she was with a guy
Speaker 10: and it broke up after about two years, and then
Speaker 10: continue to say friends.
Speaker 8: Like very close.
Speaker 10: Yeah, he's had girlfriends, who's had boyfriends. But now she
Speaker 10: has a new boyfriend who they got together in March,
Speaker 10: and he's making her have like an ultimatum basically, Okay.
Speaker 1: What is that about? Tell me about how that's where
Speaker 1: king and how your friend feels about it.
Speaker 9: Well, she does.
Speaker 10: I try not to get involved, you know what I mean,
Speaker 10: because it's like none of my good So I just
Speaker 10: listen when they want to talk about it, so I
Speaker 10: don't inject myself.
Speaker 1: Hey, by the way, that is a very wise way.
Speaker 1: Never never give your information ever, ever opinion? What sort
Speaker 1: of things that's not? What sort of things is her
Speaker 1: new boyfriend saying about her friends?
Speaker 10: If I say what he has said, you'll think he's
Speaker 10: just really possessive, And he's not. I've sort of got
Speaker 10: a paint picture. So on their first day, on his birthday,
Speaker 10: and they they love each other, really they do. But
Speaker 10: on the first day, they're sitting there and she gets
Speaker 10: a call from her ex who's her best friend, and anyway,
Speaker 10: she's like, oh, you know, chatting to his person. I'm
Speaker 10: like gien. She ends the phone, calls love you, hangs up,
Speaker 10: and then he goes, oh, who was that And she goes, oh,
Speaker 10: that's just my ex, but we're still friends. And he goes, oh,
Speaker 10: so you just ended it with I love you. Oh
Speaker 10: that's interesting. And then he looked around her apartment and
Speaker 10: there's all these selfies of the two of them on
Speaker 10: the wall and picture collage above them. And it's quite
Speaker 10: a lot, like it's a very good friend. It's a
Speaker 10: lot like I don't know, I couldn't do it, but
Speaker 10: I believe that.
Speaker 1: I believe her, that they're just friends. I don't know.
Speaker 10: I believe it too because she's my best like, I
Speaker 10: believe her endlessly. However, I do put myself in his
Speaker 10: position where it's a bit, it's a lot.
Speaker 1: It is a lot. And also he doesn't know, you know,
Speaker 1: he hasn't been there every day.
Speaker 3: No, no, exactly right, Cass. You get a Neutrible flip
Speaker 3: from Neutrible at the number one personal blend of brand.
Speaker 1: That is a really good dilemma. Actually, I want to
Speaker 1: talk about that like for the next seventeen hours.
Speaker 2: Let's finish with Anita. Anita, are you still friends with
Speaker 2: your ex?
Speaker 9: I am, and my husband is still friends with his ex.
Speaker 9: And he was actually in my ex's wedding party.
Speaker 1: Okay, your excess wedding party. Okay, so you were married to, say,
Speaker 1: a guy called Paul, Is that right? No? No, No, your
Speaker 1: current boyfriend was in your last it's my boyfriend's wedding party.
Speaker 9: Yes, so my current was in my x's wedding party
Speaker 9: because we were all a very good bunch of friends
Speaker 9: and we still are. So I'm still friends with my
Speaker 9: husband's ex, and my husband is still friends with his ex,
Speaker 9: and we're all in a friendship group.
Speaker 3: And on the nights out, do you ever all just
Speaker 3: chuck the keys in the ball and jump in bed together?
Speaker 9: Never never, Never.
Speaker 5: The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 1: Let's go clicking.
Speaker 5: Chrissy's clique.
Speaker 1: You might remember Jack, we were talking a few months
Speaker 1: ago and we played the trailer for a new film
Speaker 1: that was coming out called Night Bitch Yeh, with Amy
Speaker 1: Adams in it, and it looked so interesting. Today's the
Speaker 1: date it's released.
Speaker 3: Here it looks like the producers or director went on
Speaker 3: like an acid trip and made it.
Speaker 1: It's most unusual and I cannot wait to see it.
Speaker 1: Amy Adams is on the publicity trail and she sat
Speaker 1: down with Jimmy Fallon and had a chat. Now she's
Speaker 1: she's got late on set swiftiness right, so got it's
Speaker 1: she's fifty and a swifty and she reminisced with Jimmy
Speaker 1: Fallon about the time a few years ago before she
Speaker 1: was a swiftye where she ended up at a karaoke
Speaker 1: bar and Tyler Swift was there and she sang all
Speaker 1: over her.
Speaker 2: Are you jealous?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 7: It was at a party after an award show. There
Speaker 7: was karaoke and I sang karaoke with Taylor swebt We
Speaker 7: sang What's going on? And I may have sang it
Speaker 7: a little loud, and I'm sure everybody was like, Amy,
Speaker 7: shut up, like we want to hear Taylor sing.
Speaker 1: And I would love to hear Taylor Swift singing this right.
Speaker 2: Do you know who doesn't unbelievable cover this? Guess? Pink
Speaker 2: ye on her.
Speaker 3: I'm not dead to I know you can imagine her
Speaker 3: in like a white slip dress, barefoot belgianers.
Speaker 1: Yes, the cover versions I like the ones that are
Speaker 1: done very differently. Okay, no shade on pink, but that's
Speaker 1: a similar sim that's why it worked. Going back to
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift for example, you know something for Kate, the
Speaker 1: Australian band. He does well. They but it's a male
Speaker 1: lead singer does a brilliant cover of Taylor Swift's Cardigan.
Speaker 2: And it's completely different.
Speaker 1: It's completely different just because it's a man and it's
Speaker 1: sort of grunged up a bit. I really like.
Speaker 2: Her some different there's something in that.
Speaker 3: Again to Taylor g Flip's cover of Crawl Summer I love,
Speaker 3: and it's very different.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I like that. I like that no shade on pink.
Speaker 3: As I said, if you would have seen with Taylor
Speaker 3: Swift a karaoke, what are you singing with her?
Speaker 2: Can't be a Taylor song?
Speaker 1: I would sing True by Spandau Ballet and I would
Speaker 1: I know because I've watched so much of Taylor. She's
Speaker 1: a lyric girl like me, okay, and she would know
Speaker 1: all the words. I'm telling you right now.
Speaker 3: I want to go and do a karaoke this weekend now, Yeah,
Speaker 3: I know, how fun is that?
Speaker 2: I probably will adele.
Speaker 1: She's a genius. I don't think we're going to hear
Speaker 1: from her for another fifteen years. So let's go back,
Speaker 1: way back. A clip from eighteen years ago, filmed by
Speaker 1: Adele's friend just like in a living room, of her singing,
Speaker 1: has just been posted. It was the catalyst for us
Speaker 1: to get to know Adele because when her friend posted
Speaker 1: this the XL Recordings the record company saw it and
Speaker 1: signed her have a listen.
Speaker 9: So bad.
Speaker 2: You controls out?
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. It just reminds me of me and my
Speaker 1: best friend, Me my best friend in my bedroom, just
Speaker 1: you know, filming each other and carrying on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, totally. Did you have my space back in the day?
Speaker 1: Girls?
Speaker 2: Is so great?
Speaker 1: Of course I did? Really? Yeah? Did you?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Absolutely?
Speaker 3: I mean how fun curating your top eight friends and
Speaker 3: having it be public knowledge?
Speaker 1: I know it's so brutal, and I feel like you
Speaker 1: really put in a lot of effort to design.
Speaker 2: Yeah your layout? Yeah, who's the best?
Speaker 1: God?
Speaker 5: This is the Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 1: Oh I could smell we get from here? Can you? Jack? Sure?
Speaker 2: Can Swannye?
Speaker 1: Very very exciting. We are going to talk before the
Speaker 1: end of the show about mispronounced words. You and I
Speaker 1: are not very kind when it comes to that. But
Speaker 1: I actually think you're not as kind as like. I'm
Speaker 1: much kinder than you are.
Speaker 2: No way used to host the spelling Bee.
Speaker 1: That doesn't mean that I correct people when they say
Speaker 1: it wrong.
Speaker 2: There's only one word I will correct out loud.
Speaker 1: Oh it's only one.
Speaker 2: Only one?
Speaker 1: Is it? I'm trying to think of one.
Speaker 2: You'll hear it before four. We'll talk about that before four.
Speaker 1: Is it biskeetdy No? Ambliance is Ambliance.
Speaker 2: No, it's not. It's not happening.
Speaker 1: Speaking of Ambliance says you haven't had a drink in
Speaker 1: five days and you're going out on Saturday. I'm going
Speaker 1: to be you need an amblon.
Speaker 3: Hey, Swanny Drake tickets been on sale today. Everyone has
Speaker 3: gone nuts for the ane to Max win to.
Speaker 1: Us, Yes, and what's the good news cha?
Speaker 3: Before three o'clock, a little game that we like to
Speaker 3: call Mystic Drizzy will be happening. If you are a
Speaker 3: diehard Drake fan, be listening because we have a double
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Speaker 4: I will have a song in my head and you
Speaker 4: just need to pull it out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and the tickets to yours that easy. But next
Speaker 3: thirteen twenty four to ten. We're playing Chrissy's Quizzy. If
Speaker 3: you'd like to strap on a bum bag and we're
Speaker 3: going to chuck something funny there. What about a Mini
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Speaker 5: Oh yes, the Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 1: Let's give away one bag.
Speaker 5: Chrissies Quizzy.
Speaker 1: I am thrilled to welcome back Libby. Hello, Libby Hello.
Speaker 1: You called earlier this week and you were like, what's
Speaker 1: my first time? Manam a new listener. Now we're getting
Speaker 1: your back. We're going to see if you can win
Speaker 1: this time.
Speaker 10: Oh, thank you so much.
Speaker 1: And look, just let's just be honest. You're going to
Speaker 1: keep on coming back onto you win the prize of
Speaker 1: the bum bag. Yvonne Hello, Hello, how are you? What's
Speaker 1: your nickname? Do you get evy?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 5: Look at my proper name is different.
Speaker 3: My proper name is Yvonna.
Speaker 1: So where's that from? Olish?
Speaker 2: Hey? Well, good news for you ladies.
Speaker 3: Whoever wins today's quisy is going to win the bum
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Speaker 1: You're gonna love that, ladies. Your name's your buzzers. It's
Speaker 1: the best of five, meaning the first person to get
Speaker 1: three ounces quick win's the game and we'll walk away
Speaker 1: with the money. Can't buy Chrissy Swan show bumbag Question
Speaker 1: number one. This week, Spotify released their Spotify Rapped stats.
Speaker 1: Who is the streamed artist? Let me yes, Libby Taylor Swift?
Speaker 1: It sure is? Question number two.
Speaker 2: Taylor Swift love that.
Speaker 10: I'm so excited for Spotify or app?
Speaker 4: Do you know what's going to come in? Number one
Speaker 4: for you?
Speaker 6: Anything from the Hamilton soundtrack?
Speaker 4: Oh Manuel, Miranda, Oh.
Speaker 3: Your So we've got ourselves a musical theater Galley Yes.
Speaker 2: Question number two.
Speaker 1: What does TV station s b S stand for? Mister Sam,
Speaker 1: beef for Bob for Sam No one? Or it is
Speaker 1: the special Broadcasting Service? Question number three. Five years ago today,
Speaker 1: Harry Styles released this hit. What's it called?
Speaker 10: Yes, Lemmy Watermelon Sugar?
Speaker 1: Oh no no, but it's so good.
Speaker 2: Libby? Yes, sorry, my friend, I love this bit like
Speaker 2: all right? Question number four. Currently only Libby is on
Speaker 2: the scoreboard, and it is of.
Speaker 1: Course Adore you, Parmesan or in America, parmesan is a
Speaker 1: variety of what. Yes, Libby, it is cheese.
Speaker 2: Two points to Libby.
Speaker 1: Question number five, Kate Hudson is the daughter of a
Speaker 1: famous actress. Who is that? I mean, baby mightn't even
Speaker 1: know Kate Hudson anymore, let alone her mother's.
Speaker 4: I love Kate Hudson too. The Great Goldie Horn is
Speaker 4: her mum.
Speaker 2: Question number six, which.
Speaker 1: Singer names her albums after the age she was when
Speaker 1: she wrote and recorded them. Libby, Yes, Libby for the win,
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift.
Speaker 2: Vonne, do you know this one?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: I don't. It's may Adele, It's the Great al all right.
Speaker 1: We're still playing.
Speaker 2: Question number seven.
Speaker 1: Going into extra time. A young female of what kind
Speaker 1: of farm animal is called a heifer? Libby, Yes, Libby
Speaker 1: for the win.
Speaker 7: A cow?
Speaker 1: It is a cow, my girl. Now you have got
Speaker 1: three hundred bucks to spend at Minimax, and I'm sure
Speaker 1: I'm sure they've got some musical theater themed stuff there
Speaker 1: that you could get. I'll be so happy. Well done,
Speaker 1: you're a dune.
Speaker 3: Congratulations Libby, and shout out to everyone listening in Perth.
Speaker 3: Likely be registered via then no overplayer up and you
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Speaker 1: And I don't know how to say thank you for
Speaker 1: your time in Polish iv honor, but thank you.
Speaker 2: Hey.
Speaker 3: Next, we are going to be giving away tickets to
Speaker 3: Drake in Mystic Drizzy. Did you see what we've done there?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 5: I love it, the Crissy Swan Show.
Speaker 1: Excited since Friday, and I've had a thing on my
Speaker 1: to do list where that's been bumped and bumped and bumped.
Speaker 1: And this weekend I'm finally gonna of Cavy. No, no,
Speaker 1: I'm not doing any bumps. I'm going to finally, I'm
Speaker 1: going to finally tick this off the list. Remember I've
Speaker 1: been talking about a little bit of interior design for Kit,
Speaker 1: my thirteen year old's bedroom. Yes, so it's been a
Speaker 1: long process and I finally I've received all the things
Speaker 1: that he wanted post A style, and you know that
Speaker 1: I'm mad laminating.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're obsessed with that office work laminading machine you bought.
Speaker 3: It's the best, and I just I can't get around it.
Speaker 3: I know you're upset your house is going to look
Speaker 3: like a high school classroom or primary.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing, Jack, here's the method to my manness.
Speaker 1: First of all, you haven't ever seen all my laminades,
Speaker 1: and I've brought something to show you how amazing.
Speaker 2: They are and thrilled.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing. Kids do lots of artwork, and it's
Speaker 1: very different all the time. I've got three kids. When
Speaker 1: they're seven, it looks one way, when they're ten, it
Speaker 1: looks another way. I very quickly realized that what Leo,
Speaker 1: you know, did and gave me a KINDI which I
Speaker 1: then I got professionally framed like an idiot because I
Speaker 1: just didn't know.
Speaker 2: No. But I think that then makes it no, and.
Speaker 1: Then nobody wants it in two years and it's been
Speaker 1: replaced by the Iron Man phase or the Skylanders phase
Speaker 1: or whatever. So this is a really good hack for parents,
Speaker 1: and it's changed my life as well. I've put in
Speaker 1: some examples for you.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, we're doing Friday Show and Tell. I mean
Speaker 3: I did love Friday Show and Tell in school.
Speaker 1: Okay, So first gnomes Christ, show and share.
Speaker 2: Show and share, She reconds.
Speaker 1: They call it now show and share. Why not show
Speaker 1: and tell because telling is, you know, too boastful or something. Okay,
Speaker 1: are you ready? Are you ready for this?
Speaker 2: Oh wow, it's good? Huh what is that a cheetah.
Speaker 1: It's a cheaterah, it's a pink cheat. I've got it
Speaker 1: off team. It's canvas, right, So what happens is you
Speaker 1: glue that up or stick it up in the room.
Speaker 1: From the hallway, it just looks like a nice thing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then when Peg is sick of this in a
Speaker 1: year that has cost me six dollars to have done
Speaker 1: it office work.
Speaker 3: Can I just ask this is going in the kid's room,
Speaker 3: not in your actual hallway. Yeah, this is in the
Speaker 3: kids interchangeable Okay, I can get around in.
Speaker 1: The kids rooms. And then that makes way for you know,
Speaker 1: the equivalent of the one direction phase or the tailor
Speaker 1: phase or the footy phase. And you're just not spending
Speaker 1: hundreds and hundreds of dollars. You can give that away
Speaker 1: to somebody else who's got it, who wants a pink
Speaker 1: chetah or whatever.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because we know in ten months or when the
Speaker 3: AFL season starts, that's been replaced with a photo down
Speaker 3: pressed here.
Speaker 1: Exactly, and then I haven't done two hundred dollars in frame.
Speaker 1: Right now, this one is going. That's a retro print
Speaker 1: in the laundry.
Speaker 2: I was going to ask you what that is I've
Speaker 2: never been in one of them.
Speaker 1: And then in laundry, I know, I know, I can
Speaker 1: smell I can smell the steakes of your shut.
Speaker 2: Everyone knows that I'm super high washing, I know.
Speaker 1: And the joke there was that you pay somebody money
Speaker 1: that you don't have to do your wash it. Now
Speaker 1: this is I did this at home. And then what
Speaker 1: you do is you just trim this off. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: about fifty in sense.
Speaker 2: That's a beautiful print, I will say. See.
Speaker 1: And then when you get sick of it, because you
Speaker 1: get sick of it all the time, you get sick
Speaker 1: of stuff all the time, you throw it out. This one.
Speaker 1: So this is like a little you know, it's like
Speaker 1: a temporary installation. So this is the bag that my
Speaker 1: very scandalous for carture came to me in when I
Speaker 1: was in Florence, and I just liked it, and so
Speaker 1: I laminated it. And then I can put that it's
Speaker 1: too shiny. I've got matt since then, but I can
Speaker 1: just put that, like for example, just say this is
Speaker 1: a vase at home, I can put that behind there
Speaker 1: and then you can't see it's just a nice little thing.
Speaker 2: Who is that dude on it? Though?
Speaker 1: That's the for Cartua guy from Lundik Governor or did
Speaker 1: you guys come in the pool Mark?
Speaker 2: Did you guys hook up that guy? Yeah? Why do
Speaker 2: you want to photo of him? Lemonador?
Speaker 1: Because it was a really good for cuture. That's the
Speaker 1: bag of cane in But can I get a pass
Speaker 1: for this? And now now it's laminate?
Speaker 2: All right? Well when does this hyperfixation end?
Speaker 1: Friday Week? You're smart us? What's next?
Speaker 2: Next?
Speaker 3: We're playing Mystic Drizzy Swanny thirteen twenty four to ten. Yes,
Speaker 3: if you are a die hard Drake fan, because we
Speaker 3: have a double pass to the Anigo Max win to.
Speaker 5: Us the Crissy Swan Show.
Speaker 1: It's been a very exciting day for Drake fans. Mystic
Speaker 1: Drizzy ooh you've heard of Mystic Chrissy. We now give
Speaker 1: you Mystic Drizzy.
Speaker 2: Get it because Drake's nicknames Drizzy.
Speaker 1: Yeah? I like that. I like it a lot.
Speaker 3: Now, Swanny, we haven't played this game since Mystic Pinky.
Speaker 3: Yes with Pink, So what happens here? We have some
Speaker 3: die hard Drake fans on the line and Mystic Drizzy
Speaker 3: over here is going to write down the name of
Speaker 3: a Drizzy song. She's thinking of yes, and our callers
Speaker 3: need to guess the name and be a little bit
Speaker 3: mystic as well. That mystic Drizzy is thinking of the song.
Speaker 1: Yes, specifically, I'm not giving you my favorite song or
Speaker 1: your favorite song. I'm not kidding. I'm just gonna put
Speaker 1: one in my head and you have to pluck it out,
Speaker 1: and if you do, you're off to see Drake.
Speaker 3: You are in his Anita max Win tour. He added
Speaker 3: a fourth show in Sydney yesterday afternoon. Tickets went on
Speaker 3: sale at midday today. I believe he's playing live in
Speaker 3: Australia in Arenas in February twenty twenty five. That's in
Speaker 3: like two months. Tickets are on sale now. Head to
Speaker 3: livenation dot com dot a you for details.
Speaker 1: Are you going to go to this?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: But tickets So I'm just gonna hope for the best
Speaker 3: of the label and stuff when you come.
Speaker 2: So let's start.
Speaker 1: Who have we got Jack with?
Speaker 2: Henry? Hello?
Speaker 1: Henry? Hello, Chrissy?
Speaker 9: How you doing good?
Speaker 1: Good mate? First things first is I'm going to show
Speaker 1: Jack the song that I've thought of.
Speaker 2: Okay, show it to the proof. Wrong that was, I'm showing.
Speaker 1: All right, you've got that in your head.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, and show the camera Mark can see it. Okay.
Speaker 2: So she's written down the song she's thinking of, Henry.
Speaker 1: And I'm going to sing it in my head in
Speaker 1: case you can pick up on it, but not out loud.
Speaker 1: No no, no, never out loud.
Speaker 2: Okay, Henry, what is your guess?
Speaker 1: What is.
Speaker 6: It?
Speaker 7: Might be?
Speaker 2: Thought? Wow, Henry's a proper fan because Knife talks an
Speaker 2: album track? What albums are that off?
Speaker 9: Henry certified love?
Speaker 4: Oh wow, you are a big fan.
Speaker 1: Grave Era because you know that I've never heard of
Speaker 1: that song and probably never listened to an entire album.
Speaker 3: So sorry, Henry, and good luck getting tickets, mate, mate,
Speaker 3: he's a proper fan.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry, Henry.
Speaker 2: Come on beautiful Weekend, Henry.
Speaker 1: All right, Mel, you understand what the rules are here.
Speaker 1: You have to think of what I would be thinking of.
Speaker 6: Hello?
Speaker 1: Are you there?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Hello?
Speaker 1: Oh you weren't even talking to me, Nelly, Hi, goods.
Speaker 1: I was just explaining the entire rules of the game
Speaker 1: to you and you were talking to somebody else, So
Speaker 1: you you need to guess what is in my head? Mel?
Speaker 2: Okay, got it?
Speaker 1: What song am I thinking of?
Speaker 8: God's Plan?
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Mel, say that again.
Speaker 8: God's plan, Yes, Mel, Yes, Mel?
Speaker 1: Did you feel me willing you to get that right?
Speaker 9: Dude?
Speaker 8: It's God plan and I so it's God. Ten I
Speaker 8: go to drink.
Speaker 1: You are amazing.
Speaker 3: Congratulations Global Supersagery Live in Australia Fair next year head
Speaker 3: to live nation dot com.
Speaker 2: Dota. You have the best weekend.
Speaker 8: So much you guys.
Speaker 1: You are a vibe Mela.
Speaker 8: Thank you.
Speaker 5: The craziest one show.
Speaker 1: Jack is chopping at the bit to get out because
Speaker 1: it's weekend, babe, and.
Speaker 2: I haven't had a drink for five days.
Speaker 1: Oh my God, put my number on your arm and
Speaker 1: I will see you tonight in hospital.
Speaker 5: Let's chrissies, click face.
Speaker 1: That's the problem with going cold turkey a little bit.
Speaker 2: It is because tomorrow my mate Grace is thirtieth. I
Speaker 2: will be on.
Speaker 3: Oh is it funny that a break for me? Though
Speaker 3: it is five days?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 1: How would that is a significant break for a young man?
Speaker 1: I remember what I used to remember forty hour family,
Speaker 1: and I'm still around. We used to do it every year.
Speaker 2: I did it at school every year.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and forty hours. Forty hours is so long? Yeah,
Speaker 1: my god, And I was just starving and I would
Speaker 1: look at the clock until you know, I time it
Speaker 1: so that I slept for most of the forty hours,
Speaker 1: and then around dinner time, you know it was it
Speaker 1: was time to get on it again. But I did
Speaker 1: exactly the same thing, forty hours of no eating. The
Speaker 1: amount of food I would stuff in my face like
Speaker 1: I would have tubs of taramasalada and whole chicken breast
Speaker 1: billets and crazy sick.
Speaker 2: That's going to be you tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Correct Now we are talking about the world the most
Speaker 1: mispronounced words of twenty twenty four, and my article has
Speaker 1: slipped onto the floor. There he's mine, and there is
Speaker 1: a picture of Barry Kyogan with his Piggy, the newly
Speaker 1: single Barry Kyogan. Well is he because he's with that TikTok.
Speaker 2: Girl, Becky.
Speaker 1: I mean, you just want to I if I had
Speaker 1: her name, I would never leave the house unless my
Speaker 1: t shirt had a picture of a bacon rasher.
Speaker 4: And two eggs on it. And then when somebody says
Speaker 4: to me, what's your name?
Speaker 1: I just put to my tat. So here are the
Speaker 1: most mispronounced words of twenty twenty four. Barry Kogan has
Speaker 1: come in.
Speaker 2: We've always said that correctly because it's Kiogan and what do.
Speaker 1: People say pigan co? What do they say? Cogan?
Speaker 2: Keen I've had before, Kewan.
Speaker 1: I've heard, yes, yeah, could technically be kewan on where
Speaker 1: you're from.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, Kyogan sounds cooler.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I love this so much. It's also
Speaker 1: a Sabcat related espresso, so there is no X in espresso.
Speaker 1: I get mad when I see cafes called expresso.
Speaker 2: That's the one time.
Speaker 3: I mean, the fact people name their business an incorrect
Speaker 3: name is so sad. But that's the one word I
Speaker 3: will correct people on, like, you know, really, will you?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Espresso?
Speaker 3: Yesterday I'm going to out in my housemates said, oh,
Speaker 3: I'm just so unorganized, and I was like disorganized under
Speaker 3: my breath.
Speaker 1: Are you a corrector?
Speaker 3: I'm not, but in my head I am. But for Expresso,
Speaker 3: I will because it's like, no, mate, it's espresso.
Speaker 2: There's an S. There there is no X.
Speaker 1: Can we please talk next week about word snobbery?
Speaker 2: Yes, let's do it, because I.
Speaker 4: Find it very hard and I'm ashamed to say.
Speaker 2: It, but I feel like you're better in someone by
Speaker 2: doing it.
Speaker 1: I would never correct anyone ever, but I find it
Speaker 1: very hard to get past birthday with an. I don't
Speaker 1: know what to do about that, because I it's like
Speaker 1: they cease to exist as a human being just because
Speaker 1: they get the F and the thh flipped up. That
Speaker 1: is wrong of me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I get it. We all have.
Speaker 1: What about this one? The mascot of the twenty twenty
Speaker 1: four paras Olympic Games. The name was Frige, derived from
Speaker 1: the FRIGI and cap Who cares?
Speaker 2: Who care? I mean you and I could not care
Speaker 2: less about the Olympic.
Speaker 1: I love this one. I think I get this wrong.
Speaker 1: You know, you go online and you buy very cheap stuff.
Speaker 1: But it's not from Timu. It's from Sheen. Yes, it
Speaker 1: is not called that. It is called Shean. Really yes,
Speaker 1: and my daughter calls it Shean and I've always in
Speaker 1: my mind gone, but I won't correct you.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, yes.
Speaker 1: Shean. Then there's speculas those spicy biscuits or something. Who cares?
Speaker 1: No one says this, No one knows who just go
Speaker 1: givada lais. There's someone else and someone else? Okay, so
Speaker 1: do you know about snooze snooz? I mean snooz sn us.
Speaker 2: It's a smokeless to back yeah, money to take that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we need to talk about that. What is going on?
Speaker 1: Is this like you know civil war times in America?
Speaker 1: People are chewing snuff again.
Speaker 3: I know, and I'm like, wait, is that just a
Speaker 3: really thick piece of five girl or what is now?
Speaker 1: We need to talk about that next week as well
Speaker 1: as birthday. All right, happy birthday, have a good birthday.
Speaker 1: And before we go, we need to talk about this.
Speaker 1: And the internet knows everything that goes on in our minds.
Speaker 1: There's a picture of Broccolini with the label and you
Speaker 1: know those big, big pink elastic bands, they are the
Speaker 1: finest things in the market.
Speaker 2: I've got a draw of them and it just.
Speaker 1: Says these are some of the best elastic bands money
Speaker 1: can buy. Bang on and also guess what money can't
Speaker 1: buy them? You've got to get the Broccolini to get.
Speaker 2: Them for free health as well. Have a beautiful weekend.
Speaker 2: Our friends, Ricky, Lee, Timanjoel are up next or so
Speaker 2: your Monday.
Speaker 1: We need some chicken soup in hospital when you passed
Speaker 1: out with how cold poison?
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