Speaker 1: Good morning, Melbourne, Jason Lauren, start your morning the right way.
Speaker 2: Be great, good day.
Speaker 3: This is Jason Lauren. You're one hundred.
Speaker 1: Well, good morning everybody.
Speaker 2: Weening Wednesday, good morning.
Speaker 1: Good morning, last morning, clean, good morning morning, Oh.
Speaker 2: My gosh clean? Does it go day?
Speaker 1: Today's day?
Speaker 3: It's go day.
Speaker 2: It's Friday, go to Paris.
Speaker 1: Day, Tuesday, go days off till pats.
Speaker 2: No, it's going to Paris day. Yes, we lose our Clinty.
Speaker 2: We don't lose him.
Speaker 3: Well no, no, no, I'll be still jumping in and
Speaker 3: out of the show throughout it.
Speaker 2: I don't get to physically see you.
Speaker 1: Have you packed one thing for Patty?
Speaker 3: Jace, I've packed something to Parry.
Speaker 1: Oh gosh.
Speaker 2: Okay, let's talk about this a little later because I've
Speaker 2: got some good advice for you for packing for this
Speaker 2: trip as a seasoned professional when it comes to packing.
Speaker 3: Okay, I've got the washing machine on right now. Okay,
Speaker 3: that's last minute dot com.
Speaker 1: Are you packing the clothes.
Speaker 2: Horse, I've been in that situation.
Speaker 3: Maybe wet when they're packed.
Speaker 2: And as long as the things that are in the
Speaker 2: washer are things that can go in the dryer, because
Speaker 2: you know, chunks winter I'll tell you what to go
Speaker 2: to bed. That's a dryer job.
Speaker 1: You know. My favorite thing to do was if if
Speaker 1: Lu and I went on holidays in like Thailand. This
Speaker 1: is pre kids, right, and you go traveling around Thailand
Speaker 1: and stuff, you knoww that have the little laundromats and yes,
Speaker 1: they clean your clothes for like two bucks, and then
Speaker 1: they'd pack it in like a plastic bag.
Speaker 2: We did that in Greace.
Speaker 1: Oh and it looked like you were bloody a drug mule.
Speaker 1: But close you open your suitcase. It was all just
Speaker 1: plastic bags everywhere.
Speaker 2: It smells beautiful and it's like ten bucks to get
Speaker 2: the whole thing done. And then we often do that
Speaker 2: on like the second last day of holidays, and then
Speaker 2: you come home with a clean suitcase. Well see something washed,
Speaker 2: it's clean. And then you don't have to come home
Speaker 2: from your holiday stressed.
Speaker 1: Oh you come home, you put the T shirt on,
Speaker 1: It goes from a T shirt to a midway.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 2: Yeah. They shrink a lot of things. There's a lot
Speaker 2: of shrinking. Actually, you know what Paul did. Paul was
Speaker 2: like said to them, he hates things shrinking. So he
Speaker 2: was like there were things that could go on the
Speaker 2: dryer and things that couldn't and then we picked up
Speaker 2: the things and they'd put them all in a bag wet,
Speaker 2: and then we hung them out on our beautiful hotel
Speaker 2: in Greece, which looked so beautiful. And then you saw
Speaker 2: l balcony and it looked like a laundry mat hanging
Speaker 2: from the roof, and I was like, Paul, this is
Speaker 2: so embarrassing. We look like we're in a time marketplace
Speaker 2: and we're selling all your fake Ralf Laurent shirts. He's embarrassing.
Speaker 1: It's better than using that still a little stretchy string
Speaker 1: that goes across the bathtub. Oh yeah, mate, I've slipped
Speaker 1: in the bathtub and almost nicked myself on that thing before.
Speaker 2: But have you ever tried to do laundry in a hotel.
Speaker 2: You know, they've got the little bags and they can
Speaker 2: do it in the hotel. That mistake only once, and
Speaker 2: then you get the bill back and they charge you
Speaker 2: like seven dollars little pair of undies, and you get
Speaker 2: the bill and you're like, okay, well there goes the
Speaker 2: rest of the holiday budget.
Speaker 1: This close, this close chat is triggering for me because
Speaker 1: we're still rearranging the new house, working out. You know
Speaker 1: where stuff stored.
Speaker 2: Have you got a walk in wardrobe at then you house?
Speaker 1: We sort of do, but it's very small. So lou
Speaker 1: has moved my stuff.
Speaker 2: Into the spare room.
Speaker 3: No, the laundry.
Speaker 2: Oh, oh that seems unfair. Oh that's in the laundry.
Speaker 1: And then I'm like looking for my socks this morning,
Speaker 1: and I noticed she's actually packed them in my shorts.
Speaker 3: You've got to sock with you and handy later on.
Speaker 2: I've got a bad idea. Every time you go to
Speaker 2: put a pair of pants on, the matching socks are
Speaker 2: in the pocket.
Speaker 1: Another rearrangement today when I get home, you need some
Speaker 1: room in that walk in I'm not getting dressed in
Speaker 1: the laundry, Like.
Speaker 2: Come on, she just fully expecting you to get up
Speaker 2: every morning and get dressed.
Speaker 3: That's where the dog sleeps. Are you going to work
Speaker 3: to try?
Speaker 1: Hey guys, we have a massive show coming up today.
Speaker 1: We're going to be catching up with one of our
Speaker 1: victorian athletes just before they jump a plane to Paris. There,
Speaker 1: I say, one of the fastest men in Melbourne will
Speaker 1: be joining us after seven o'clock this morning.
Speaker 2: I am finding it very amusing that Clint is leaving
Speaker 2: for his preparation before the athletes leave for their preparation
Speaker 2: for the Paris Olympics.
Speaker 3: I'm atoned, almost olympian.
Speaker 1: Also sorry loss. Yes, I was just going to say,
Speaker 1: with Clinton going to Paris, I mentioned yesterday if there
Speaker 1: is something that you need to get to someone in Paris,
Speaker 1: or if you have a friend or loved one in
Speaker 1: Paris and you need something brought back, Clint is happy
Speaker 1: to be the courier. I shall vetters thirteen twenty fourteen
Speaker 1: is our number.
Speaker 3: You got any family friends in Paris? You haven't seen
Speaker 3: that you need to get saying.
Speaker 1: To wait lots of river. Last year, last time Clint traveled,
Speaker 1: he was at the World Cup. And we've got a
Speaker 1: friend of ours and owns a coffee shop and whereabout
Speaker 1: to be for the World Cup? What the World Cup?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 1: Remember and you were asked to bring back a watch.
Speaker 3: Oh that's right?
Speaker 2: Are you serious?
Speaker 3: Right? The coffee shop?
Speaker 4: It was it was like was it a fole x or.
Speaker 1: We're not sure? It just seemed dodgy. It goes what
Speaker 1: hoteling you about made of mine? Will rock up with
Speaker 1: the roles you wear it and bring it back, bring
Speaker 1: it back. I wear it through cus.
Speaker 2: You got to wear it because they try and stingy
Speaker 2: for the tax.
Speaker 3: No wearables here do it? No? I didn't either.
Speaker 2: The watch said it was confiscated and kept.
Speaker 1: It packed with God only knows what.
Speaker 2: No, it's a small smallage.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 3: So look like an episode of Travel Guards.
Speaker 1: I was thinking bort A security Clint wouldn't last one
Speaker 1: hour in jail. You are way too pretty, my friend. No,
Speaker 1: I don't feel like a sheller today. I'm fine morning everyone.
Speaker 1: This is nov cloudy today, tops ten. She's going to
Speaker 1: be chilly.
Speaker 2: That is cold.
Speaker 1: No, I's a thirteen. My bad.
Speaker 2: You're not very quid with the weather, are you? Honestly
Speaker 2: do you think it's something that you're ever going to
Speaker 2: get better at. We're just going to read the wrong
Speaker 2: temperature every day for the rest of our lives.
Speaker 1: Consistency is my key.
Speaker 3: So that's good. You don't want to rattle the listener exactly.
Speaker 1: I don't want to say some crazy temp and have
Speaker 1: them go, well, is he right now? You know?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: That was a story of my life as a weather girl.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2: Make sure you move your kids parties inside today, Melbourne,
Speaker 2: it is going to pour with rain. And then it
Speaker 2: ended up being twenty three and sunny.
Speaker 1: Sorry about it, Hey, coming up later on this morning.
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Speaker 3: Is it too early to talk pick up lines? Never?
Speaker 3: Too early? Is it?
Speaker 2: I need some people in the club doing it now.
Speaker 1: Can I just check your jumper? Can I have a
Speaker 1: look at the label on your jumper? I just want
Speaker 1: to see if it's made in heaven? Oh?
Speaker 2: That is repulsive and people are still wheeling that out.
Speaker 1: It's a big thing at school at the moment. The
Speaker 1: boys came home saying.
Speaker 3: It, I don't mind that one jays. Have you held
Speaker 3: onto that phra year?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, don't ever ever ever do it.
Speaker 3: That's a goodie.
Speaker 1: You'll be surprised. It's never worked.
Speaker 3: Well, there can be. There's often a gulf between a
Speaker 3: good pickup line and a really really corny one. But
Speaker 3: the good news is this morning that psychologists have now
Speaker 3: revealed that pickup lines with the highest success rate Basically.
Speaker 2: Can I just interrupt for one second? Chicks don't like
Speaker 2: pick up lines? Like, just be funny and quirky, don't.
Speaker 1: Roll with like a gag if it maybe you just
Speaker 1: haven't heard a good one.
Speaker 2: Maybe I've been on this planet for a long time.
Speaker 3: So what they've done is they've basically nailed and approached
Speaker 3: where you have success almost always so okay, like and
Speaker 3: as Laurence saying, many people choose comedy or maybe subtle
Speaker 3: sexy statements when speaking to a stranger. Some studies have
Speaker 3: found that being direct, being honest is the best strategy.
Speaker 3: So scrap the humor, scrap the corn.
Speaker 2: Just scrap the corn. But although girls do like like
Speaker 2: humor is a big part of like flirting and what
Speaker 2: attracts women to men, I would say it doesn't mean
Speaker 2: you have to be like stand up comedy humor. You
Speaker 2: can't like subtle humor.
Speaker 1: Blokes can't win sixty seconds ago you were drop the humor,
Speaker 1: We don't.
Speaker 2: Drop the corny pickup lines like don't walk up to
Speaker 2: someone and pretend to Jerry Seinfeld deliver.
Speaker 1: But according to this bloody scientist, he's saying, walk up
Speaker 1: and say let's get nude and that's gonna work.
Speaker 3: Oh well, do you play soccer?
Speaker 1: No, because you're a keeper not bad, not bad that
Speaker 1: you have a classic.
Speaker 3: No, don't, don't empower him.
Speaker 2: The thumb them would happen.
Speaker 1: The Thumber executive producer, and let me set the scene,
Speaker 1: all right, thumb, maybe you're in a bar, all right,
Speaker 1: Lawrence at the Lawrence at the bar.
Speaker 2: One vodka soda?
Speaker 4: Thanks? Are you from Tennessee? You're the only tenn I see.
Speaker 3: I don't hate that one.
Speaker 2: From South but you know you should have let me.
Speaker 2: You should have let me respond, no, no, I'm not
Speaker 2: from Tennessee and then delivered the singer it's too much,
Speaker 2: the joke and the punchline only one.
Speaker 1: And what you're here? Can you pay for this? Come on?
Speaker 3: Sid? Yes? What about? Do you like Raisins?
Speaker 2: I love Raisins? Was I supposed to say?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 3: How do you feel about a date?
Speaker 2: Not bad? Come on, Jay? Sure you got something?
Speaker 1: The only one I've got? The mate in heaven.
Speaker 2: Out there in Melbourne. Our listeners would have some absolute zingers.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you all. I'll tell you what.
Speaker 2: Let's sometimes the worst they are, the better they are.
Speaker 1: Let's role play this morning. Yeah thirteen we need.
Speaker 3: To yeah, yeah, yeah, that was so awkward.
Speaker 1: Thirteen twenty fourteen. Hang on thirteen twenty four ten, we
Speaker 1: will put Lauren in the bar. All right, well, yes,
Speaker 1: we're back in the bar. Thirteen twenty four ten. Give
Speaker 1: us a ring. Roll out a pickup line on Lauren.
Speaker 1: I like this, okay, I forget to laugh for a
Speaker 1: little bit of a flirt back. Then you'll walk away
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Speaker 3: Where did you do some of your best single work? Lan?
Speaker 3: What bar? What bar are we in this morning?
Speaker 2: We are in I don't think it's open anymore, but
Speaker 2: we're in Boutique. We're at Boutique, the.
Speaker 3: One the Lazy Susan No, no, no, twenty century.
Speaker 2: I didn't do my best work there.
Speaker 1: Well, the great thing is there. If the bloody pickup
Speaker 1: line doesn't work, you wait for the rotating dance for
Speaker 1: to come out again.
Speaker 2: On Yeah, it's Friday night. It's eighties night at Boutique.
Speaker 2: That's where I am. That's where I am mentally.
Speaker 1: Thirteen twenty four ten. Roll out a pickup line on
Speaker 1: Lass get a laugh for a flirt back when your
Speaker 1: self a prize? Guys, anyone up for hitting the club?
Speaker 3: Absolutely?
Speaker 2: I am take a bit of boutique.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what lunch is?
Speaker 5: And room?
Speaker 2: It's a room or loss? Is room still going?
Speaker 3: And I think it is? I think it turned a
Speaker 3: little bit swingery.
Speaker 2: Oh what's a big fan of what's.
Speaker 1: The address of that? Thirteen twenty four to ten. We're
Speaker 1: talking pick up lines this morning. Give us a ring.
Speaker 1: We're role playing. Lauren's in the bar. Roll out you
Speaker 1: pick up line. If you get a smile or laugh
Speaker 1: for a flirt back, you walk away with the prize.
Speaker 2: Do we get a bit of small talk first? Or
Speaker 2: is it straight into it?
Speaker 1: Well, why don't you ask John? Who's walking up to
Speaker 1: you at the bar?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 2: Hello, Hi, I'm Lauren.
Speaker 1: I'm John.
Speaker 2: Hey John, Now, i I'm great John. How's yourn?
Speaker 1: It's good? It's been really good.
Speaker 2: Yours not bad? John. I'm just going to order a drink. Actually,
Speaker 2: you're boring me, John, John.
Speaker 3: I think John was about the John situation.
Speaker 1: What's the pick up line?
Speaker 3: John?
Speaker 6: I was going to ask, did you just come out
Speaker 6: of the oven? Because you're looking hot?
Speaker 2: John, I'm I'm engaged to be married John Lauren Phillips
Speaker 2: last scene with John. Anyone's got to don't try that
Speaker 2: one again.
Speaker 3: Let's give Frank.
Speaker 2: Boys and girls, don't try that one in the club.
Speaker 1: Guess what she's all yours and she's not the bar.
Speaker 1: She's on a plane. You might want to walk up
Speaker 1: to your fellow passenger. You're on.
Speaker 7: Hell, Lauren?
Speaker 2: Oh Hi, what's your name?
Speaker 8: My name is Frank.
Speaker 2: Frank.
Speaker 6: I'll just get straight into it. Is that a mirror
Speaker 6: in your pocket?
Speaker 7: Because I can see myself in your pants.
Speaker 2: John on an aeroplane, Somebody get the air marshall that
Speaker 2: I'm gonna need to change seats.
Speaker 3: Frank, John, Frank gets a voucher.
Speaker 1: Yep, yep, Frank turned it on a cog voucher.
Speaker 9: Beautiful.
Speaker 2: I get to choose, surely, I get to choose. He
Speaker 2: would get tasted and he would be like taken off
Speaker 2: by the idef.
Speaker 1: That's why I said he can use it when he
Speaker 1: gets parole.
Speaker 2: Okay, anyone else?
Speaker 1: Yes, I guess what here we got? You've run into
Speaker 1: Mark in the eighties bar.
Speaker 2: Oh Yeah, I love this song?
Speaker 7: Hello, Hi, Mark, how are you?
Speaker 2: I've never been better? Mark? I love this song. I'm
Speaker 2: in the bar. I am living.
Speaker 3: That's the way.
Speaker 2: It's great. It's just been a hoot.
Speaker 10: Marks.
Speaker 1: Good.
Speaker 7: It feels like a bit of a museum because you're
Speaker 7: you're quite a piece of art.
Speaker 2: He stumbled. He stumbled on this.
Speaker 1: I know you. You've got to be confident Mark being.
Speaker 2: A museum because you are quite the piece of art.
Speaker 1: You know what, at least it's not sleazy.
Speaker 2: No no, he asked. How my night was? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: good chat Mark, you.
Speaker 1: Know what a piece of art. I'm going to give
Speaker 1: you a double to the Melbourne Storm.
Speaker 11: All right.
Speaker 1: You can get your tickets to a Storm game today
Speaker 1: via ticket Romance a Storm. I'll load you up a double.
Speaker 1: Oh guys, sorry, we're.
Speaker 2: Going back this game. Can we play again?
Speaker 1: Well, we have to go back to the club.
Speaker 2: Questions are still open.
Speaker 1: Brad from back as March just rocked up.
Speaker 2: Get a Brad going. I'm great, Brad. How's your night? Yeah?
Speaker 7: Not too bad.
Speaker 6: I lost my little spirit, don't matter if you'd be
Speaker 6: able to help me.
Speaker 2: You've lost your watch, little spoon? Oh where do you
Speaker 2: want to look for your little spoon?
Speaker 7: If your car, that's all right.
Speaker 6: I'm also looking for a fork, A fork?
Speaker 2: No, you can't see any forwks around summer? Is that
Speaker 2: the end of it? Did I miss the joke? I
Speaker 2: was I supposed to say, wait, go back, go back,
Speaker 2: go back, and he wanted to I was supposed to say,
Speaker 2: I could be you big. That didn't.
Speaker 1: Should we go back to the eighties?
Speaker 2: We go for a bite to eat, We go back
Speaker 2: to the eighties?
Speaker 1: Clus Liam's there to wrap us up.
Speaker 2: Liam, Am, No, don't worry about him. It's just your Melam.
Speaker 3: Do you like animal You're like.
Speaker 2: I love animals? Do I like whales? Prefer dolphins? But
Speaker 2: I don't mind the odd whale.
Speaker 1: I was just because I'm going to hump back at
Speaker 1: my house.
Speaker 3: Liam.
Speaker 1: Have you ever used that in your life?
Speaker 3: Right? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Gotcha?
Speaker 2: You've never actually used it?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't no, don't.
Speaker 3: Actually Liam gets a price as well, Liam something.
Speaker 2: I liked his delivery though, Yeah, he nailed the delivery.
Speaker 2: I sat on that one for a while.
Speaker 1: Better say a family pasted good Bible. But enough to
Speaker 1: let you in. Now, how about a fifty dollars Bailey
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Speaker 2: He's saying he needs glasses because he said I was
Speaker 2: a hottie.
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Speaker 1: shaking up the way you get glasses with friendly optometrists
Speaker 1: and Australian design frames at fair prices.
Speaker 2: Is the spoon and fork guy the only one that
Speaker 2: didn't win something?
Speaker 1: Yeah, are very uncleant. It gets airborne today. He pads
Speaker 1: never been more already were.
Speaker 3: Washing machine. I can hear it from here.
Speaker 1: A question, yes, question, I'll ask you later. It's a favored.
Speaker 2: Oh what is it?
Speaker 3: What depends in the favor?
Speaker 2: You can't do that. You can't taste this.
Speaker 3: So you can't give me a little taste test?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 3: No, what what? What theme?
Speaker 1: What's it's to do with your car?
Speaker 3: It's already been lended.
Speaker 2: Oh what are you doing it? Meeting the car while
Speaker 2: you're away?
Speaker 3: Dough blend blended, loaned load.
Speaker 1: We got.
Speaker 3: The journalist.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I couldn't tell it.
Speaker 3: Six it's already been blended.
Speaker 1: Who's who's taking the brother.
Speaker 3: In laws and take the car, the sports car?
Speaker 1: And then you and then your sister's moving into the house,
Speaker 1: isn't she a little bit o?
Speaker 2: Dog sitting is very important. Someone needs to dog sit cap.
Speaker 1: Things.
Speaker 2: The love of your life is pet but speaking of
Speaker 2: love of your life, I want to know Melbourne because
Speaker 2: we've all been there. Anyone in a relationship. Thirteen twenty
Speaker 2: four ten is our number. What has your partner made
Speaker 2: you go to or made you sit through? Like for me,
Speaker 2: it's on Saturdays. I have to sit through the races
Speaker 2: every Saturday, not just at one track, multiple tracks. Paul
Speaker 2: loves horse racing and he would drag me all around
Speaker 2: the world to watch it if he coulsh But there
Speaker 2: is an AFL player who's been put in well, not
Speaker 2: a compromising position, but a tricky position. It's Jack Buckley
Speaker 2: from the GWS Clint. He has to decide between playing
Speaker 2: for his beloved Giants or I know what I'd pick
Speaker 2: going to Paris to watch his girlfriends Celeste compete in
Speaker 2: the Olympics. She's a hurdler. And he was saying, I'd
Speaker 2: go to the twenty. I'd skip the.
Speaker 3: Footy just straight point'd you go?
Speaker 2: They I'd skip so iy enough to hear that song.
Speaker 3: It's his job.
Speaker 1: He's got to do his job.
Speaker 2: Oh, no, one really ca very.
Speaker 3: Well this year. They could be playing fine a young.
Speaker 2: Player, but I'm sure she probably goes and watches him
Speaker 2: play every week, and now she's got her chance to
Speaker 2: have him in the stands at the Olympics, which is
Speaker 2: once every four years, and for a lot of athletes
Speaker 2: it's actually once in a lifetime.
Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, I mean is she going to win?
Speaker 1: Go?
Speaker 2: Well, are the Giants going to win the Grand Final?
Speaker 1: Well, there's a chance this year.
Speaker 2: Well, she's got a chance to.
Speaker 3: Well, he should go, he must go.
Speaker 1: Just watch it on the telly.
Speaker 2: No, it's not the same. It's not the same as
Speaker 2: being they're good on him. So it hasn't been confirmed yet,
Speaker 2: but there is strong speculation that he will be bidding
Speaker 2: Melbourne farewell and saying aboge to Paris to watch his girlfriends.
Speaker 3: The only one I know there's a d player, Ed Langdon,
Speaker 3: who a few weeks ago duck over to Europe because
Speaker 3: his sister was getting married.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you can't be missing your sister's wedding, although
Speaker 2: she could have changed. She could have if she wanted to.
Speaker 2: And then the lest can't choose the Olympics date.
Speaker 3: There's the old baby dilemma.
Speaker 2: Yeah, is it a dilemma? Though I don't think it's
Speaker 2: a dilemma. You just go to the birth of your baby.
Speaker 2: Regardless of if you're a footy game or not.
Speaker 3: I would.
Speaker 1: I mean, look, I've been there for all three. When
Speaker 1: you've seen one.
Speaker 2: It's not true you nearly missed one because you're eating
Speaker 2: a sausage roll in the Cafe Cabrini.
Speaker 3: It's a good point, that is true.
Speaker 1: So you want to know on thirteen twenty four to ten,
Speaker 1: what did your partner make you watch or go to.
Speaker 2: I don't think she's making him go or watch. I
Speaker 2: think he wants to because he sounds like a lovely boy.
Speaker 1: Do you know one of our producers used to date
Speaker 1: someone who was into the ballet?
Speaker 2: Oh, dance concerts are the worst.
Speaker 3: Must be a refined producer.
Speaker 1: What is it? It's the thumb executive producer.
Speaker 2: Was she in like the Australian ballet thumb or was
Speaker 2: she like a local hip hop dancer?
Speaker 4: This was really average amateur ballet.
Speaker 2: And did you have to sit through the concerts where
Speaker 2: it goes from three year olds to mature age dances?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 4: And they all have three dances each so it's jazz tap.
Speaker 2: Oh no thanks, And you have to watch the whole
Speaker 2: dance school, the whole school, and it goes for like
Speaker 2: six hours. I had to go and watch my friend
Speaker 2: in one of those ones and it was just excruciate, binoculous.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: No, but we start at the back, and you know what,
Speaker 4: there should be an age cutoff for people to do
Speaker 4: amateur ballet, and it should be about ten owe twenty one.
Speaker 1: Goodness, yeah, I'm sorry, it's not amateur. At twenty one,
Speaker 1: you've either you made it or twenty one. In the
Speaker 1: leota thirteen twenty four. Ten is our number, all right.
Speaker 1: As a partner, there's things you just have to do.
Speaker 1: What if you had to go to, whether it's a
Speaker 1: partner's Christmas party or something like that, or something you've
Speaker 1: had to watch In return, I I was just going
Speaker 1: to say, I've got two hundred and fifty dollars QT
Speaker 1: or rooftop voucher up for grabs. You can check out
Speaker 1: the snow globe on the rooftop of QT. That is
Speaker 1: a gray bar up there as well.
Speaker 2: It's awesome. I didn't dine out there. Not that long ago.
Speaker 2: Paul tried to make me sit through the air show
Speaker 2: is in aviation.
Speaker 1: I'd love to go to the air show.
Speaker 2: No, what, No, I've never.
Speaker 1: Really understood why people pay couldn't you just stand on
Speaker 1: the other side of the fence and look up.
Speaker 2: I don't know they do commentary or something. Sit on
Speaker 2: that Yeah over mate, No thanks.
Speaker 1: That is heaving every year they do it. The traffic
Speaker 1: to Geelong to go the air show is crazy.
Speaker 2: No thank you?
Speaker 1: Thirteen twenty four ten. What have you had to watch
Speaker 1: or go to? Because your partner made ya? A GWS
Speaker 1: player is set to hang up the boots and head
Speaker 1: overseas to watch his hurdling partner compete at the Big
Speaker 1: O thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 2: The Olympics is what his refricted.
Speaker 1: For legal rethinks. I don't want to be soud.
Speaker 2: No, we can say Olympics until the Olympic.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, So heading over for the Olympics aka
Speaker 1: the Big Big What is your partner made you watch
Speaker 1: or go to? Let's go to Joe and Geelong. Good a, Joey.
Speaker 2: Morning, Joe? Hi?
Speaker 5: How are you?
Speaker 1: We're good?
Speaker 5: I bought my husband a season ticket to the opera,
Speaker 5: knowing he didn't like the opera, but because I liked it,
Speaker 5: I knew we'd have to come with me.
Speaker 1: Right, you guys go together?
Speaker 2: How many times did you go?
Speaker 5: We are still together and we went I think it
Speaker 5: was about five or six times. But you really liked
Speaker 5: the bar at interval?
Speaker 12: Yes?
Speaker 1: Good?
Speaker 2: Can you read stay at the bar at interview?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Good, cool? Good cool?
Speaker 11: Well?
Speaker 5: Sorry, what was that?
Speaker 2: Did he sometimes stay at the bar at interval and
Speaker 2: never return?
Speaker 11: No?
Speaker 5: I dragged him back in.
Speaker 1: Joe, can you give us a dramatized reenactment of how
Speaker 1: he reacted when he opened the tickets?
Speaker 5: It was pretty much a blank fake really nothing.
Speaker 1: Let's go to your old stomping ground, Glen Waverley. Get
Speaker 1: a Karen.
Speaker 8: Hi, how are you going?
Speaker 1: We are good?
Speaker 2: What is it, Karen? Is it you or your partner
Speaker 2: that has to sit through something?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 11: No, he made me sit through something.
Speaker 8: I'm a calling with supporter and it's a me to
Speaker 8: a Carlton game in the cheer squad.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 3: Yeah, were you wearing your merch?
Speaker 13: Oh no, they would kill me.
Speaker 2: They would have killed you. But did you have to
Speaker 2: wear Carlton merch? No? No, no, no, you refuse.
Speaker 3: No, Clint.
Speaker 1: Clint booked our flights for gather around and he made
Speaker 1: me sit on the Carlton cheer squad plane, which was exciting.
Speaker 1: I woke up to some sort of phantom batgirl standing
Speaker 1: over me. They're mascot You thought you were dreaming? Like
Speaker 1: at fourteen thousand feet does not belong?
Speaker 2: And face paint, plenty of face paint.
Speaker 3: They Stephen morning, Stevie, your partner, what did he make
Speaker 3: you go to?
Speaker 2: Ah?
Speaker 5: She made me go to make up to torial class
Speaker 5: at Mecca and I.
Speaker 6: Was like, what holding brushes?
Speaker 2: Oh? Did you did you learn how to do her makeup?
Speaker 7: I learned how to pass some brushes, argue.
Speaker 2: The like the sou chef Eisen.
Speaker 1: Why would you drag your partner?
Speaker 3: What'st important?
Speaker 2: Maybe her friend was supposed to go and they pulled out.
Speaker 2: Is that what happened?
Speaker 1: Makeup to toylent Mecca? Oh god, Lou tried to drag
Speaker 1: me to one of those paint and sip Knights.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, our old work made me go to a
Speaker 2: couple of them. Oh that's right, pinful.
Speaker 1: The old work or the paint and Sip Knight, It's
Speaker 1: got Stacey on thirteen twenty four ten, Stacey, what did
Speaker 1: you drag someone to?
Speaker 8: My partner?
Speaker 3: Did?
Speaker 8: I'm a massive F one fan and this year he
Speaker 8: decided that was when we were going to Ballarat to
Speaker 8: watch the Bulldogs at the stadium, and so I had
Speaker 8: to go gold panting and everything with the kids. And
Speaker 8: then the game instead of watching, did.
Speaker 1: You dress up?
Speaker 2: Made you go to Sovereign Hill?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 8: I was not overly impressed. And then add felt to
Speaker 8: the roads. My best friends getting married next year on.
Speaker 2: The gosh, throw the tally Inali in on the formula
Speaker 2: Sovereign Hill. What an experience, What.
Speaker 1: An experience I've never done?
Speaker 2: Haven't you must go? And you must get the day photos?
Speaker 3: We must go with him?
Speaker 2: Should we get one of the olden day photos?
Speaker 3: We absolutely should.
Speaker 11: Do.
Speaker 3: You know the activities you can do up there? You
Speaker 3: started the gold panning. You go bowling. They've got old
Speaker 3: school bowling. What do you mean, No, like wooden bowling,
Speaker 3: wooden bowls, wooden bowl.
Speaker 2: They've got the Yeah, snow for school snowing you go
Speaker 2: to school?
Speaker 1: Yeah, my eight year old one of the gold panning
Speaker 1: and I'm like, it seems like it's maras.
Speaker 2: He'd be so disappointed though, that he'd only get little
Speaker 2: gold flakes. He'd want to nuggeting.
Speaker 1: Honey, yeah, chicken, get a kate. How are you hello?
Speaker 7: I'm well, how are you?
Speaker 1: We're good? What happened. What did you have to do
Speaker 1: on your honeymoon?
Speaker 8: Oh my god, my partner made me go fishing on
Speaker 8: our honeymoon, and.
Speaker 2: I fishing is not a honeymoon activity, although not for
Speaker 2: that is the time when it's like, well, we are
Speaker 2: married now, and so you have to lean into the things.
Speaker 2: I like to lean into the things.
Speaker 3: You did? You did you land a big fish?
Speaker 7: A little one?
Speaker 3: Is that what you call him?
Speaker 1: Nah?
Speaker 2: It's gross? And then you catch well, first of all,
Speaker 2: the baiting part of fishing is just it doesn't scream
Speaker 2: romance putting it on the hook. And then when you
Speaker 2: catch something, you have to remember sea fishing.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I just got it, vie, and I just
Speaker 1: remember the cap and going. You'll be right, mate. We
Speaker 1: head back in six hours.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and she's an all day activity. Thanks.
Speaker 1: I was tempted to just jump in the ocean and
Speaker 1: pray for the rescue chopper.
Speaker 2: Guys, Paul has been doing this thing to me, which
Speaker 2: he thinks is so amusing and it makes me really angry.
Speaker 2: And I've since worked out I'm not the only person
Speaker 2: that's having this happen to them, So I noticed him
Speaker 2: doing it far more regularly when we're on holidays, and okay,
Speaker 2: let me set the scene. We're lying by the pool
Speaker 2: and the waiter comes past and says, can I get
Speaker 2: you guys a drink? And Paul would say, oh, yep, oh,
Speaker 2: I'm lying down, not paying attention, but sort of paying attention.
Speaker 2: Females are always sort of paying attention. And Paul say, yeah,
Speaker 2: could I have a beer and peanutcolata for my friend?
Speaker 1: Good choice friend, not Beyonce for my friend?
Speaker 2: And I would sit up and go wait till they'd left,
Speaker 2: and go, did you just call me your friend? And
Speaker 2: he laughs. He'd laugh every time, and I'm like, I'm
Speaker 2: not your friend, I'm the fiance. The time, I was like,
Speaker 2: that's funny. The next time, we'll be out for dinner. Yep,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have a beer and a glass of rose
Speaker 2: for my friend. And I was like for my friend.
Speaker 2: And then I'd awkwardly be like, oh, I'm not we're
Speaker 2: not friends, I'm his fiancee.
Speaker 1: Oh no, And then.
Speaker 2: He'd be like you sound crazy. Stop it, and I'm like,
Speaker 2: why are you calling me your friend? And He's been
Speaker 2: doing it non stop just to irritate me, and I
Speaker 2: have since found out that this is a thing that
Speaker 2: is happening on TikTok and you introduce your partner or
Speaker 2: you're on the phone to someone and you say, oh,
Speaker 2: I'm just in the car with my friend, and you
Speaker 2: watch them react and everyone loses their mind over it.
Speaker 2: I think we've got some examples on TikTok.
Speaker 3: Sure, what's up?
Speaker 4: Nothing much, I'm just chilling with my friend right now.
Speaker 2: What are you talking to?
Speaker 11: Nobody?
Speaker 9: Yeah, I can be there in like twenty minutes if
Speaker 9: that's fine, I'll just leave my friend here.
Speaker 3: I'm not your friends, I'm the girl friend.
Speaker 2: Did you just call me your friend? Who are you
Speaker 2: talking to? Just call me your friend?
Speaker 7: If you were talking to your dad, you would have
Speaker 7: said no.
Speaker 1: Brand he's getting and you would use my name, was like.
Speaker 3: Who are talking to? You know?
Speaker 1: The funny thing that's strong. That's also exactly how Lauren
Speaker 1: would have sounded at the Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Every time he'd be like, I'd be lying down so
Speaker 2: I'm half asleep, and I would sit up right instantly.
Speaker 2: But did you just say my my friend? He made
Speaker 2: don't don't do it?
Speaker 3: Pause, learned about.
Speaker 2: Please do it, please do it.
Speaker 1: I will do it today.
Speaker 2: But also, who knew Paul knew about TikTok trains.
Speaker 1: Because I've I've just started doing your trick that you
Speaker 1: taught me when Lou and I are in the car. Brother, No, No,
Speaker 1: not that, not the hot Tom.
Speaker 2: You've just started doing.
Speaker 1: When you're in the when you're in the car and
Speaker 1: a friend calls and you have to answer and speaker
Speaker 1: and your partner's in the car. I've been doing Lauren's
Speaker 1: trick where I'm like Glen and then that way me
Speaker 1: saying your full name. You know that much time to say?
Speaker 2: My friend told me that who's a guy, And I
Speaker 2: told you that that's what he does. You went and
Speaker 2: said it on the radio and I copped it from
Speaker 2: him and all of his mates. The code's being broken, Jason.
Speaker 3: Sorry, doesn't work anymore. So now what do you do?
Speaker 2: Did you say? Sorry? Dale?
Speaker 3: Dale?
Speaker 1: Sorry Jesus sorry Dale. I'll tell you what I am
Speaker 1: definitely going to do.
Speaker 2: That you please try the friend thing reverse, because I
Speaker 2: don't think blokes care, but women.
Speaker 1: Well, friend, you're exactly right.
Speaker 2: If I filled Paul with the reaction to my going
Speaker 2: this is my friend, Paul, he'd be like, what's her brother?
Speaker 2: He wouldn't get at all one.
Speaker 1: I'm the friend. I've got one foot out of this relationship.
Speaker 1: There is a light on the horizon. Hey, Clint's here
Speaker 1: in the newsroom. Clinton, you head to Paris later today
Speaker 1: for the Olympics and be on the plane with our
Speaker 1: next guest.
Speaker 9: The road to becoming an Olympian is tough and one
Speaker 9: our next guest knows a lot about. He's a Melbourne
Speaker 9: boy who was previously in the Hawthorn.
Speaker 3: Footy Club Youth Academy.
Speaker 9: He ranked first in the world in twenty twenty for
Speaker 9: the under eighteen hundred and ten meters hurdles. He won
Speaker 9: gold at the twenty twenty four Oceania Athletics Championships in Fiji.
Speaker 9: He is the third all time fastest Australian hurdler and
Speaker 9: he'll be representing Australia at the Paris Olympics.
Speaker 1: Please welcome to the show, TAYLORB.
Speaker 12: Willis, Hey, talib morning, Good morning.
Speaker 3: It's quite a resume.
Speaker 10: Yeah huh, yeah, it's skyrocketed in the last year.
Speaker 3: What are you?
Speaker 10: I'm twenty one.
Speaker 3: I hate it chieving young people.
Speaker 1: I hate young successful people. Click.
Speaker 2: So what were we all doing at twenty one?
Speaker 1: We were smoking down seven eleven pups.
Speaker 2: I am, hey, TAYLORB. I mean at twenty one, you're
Speaker 2: still such a young man. How old were you when
Speaker 2: you decided this was your dream to go to the
Speaker 2: Olympics and to be in a pick hurdler.
Speaker 14: Yeah, ever since I was a little kid. Honestly, probably
Speaker 14: ten years old.
Speaker 3: What are you packing in your suitcase? We asked Harry
Speaker 3: Garside this same question, and he had some rogue things
Speaker 3: he's taking with him, just things that make him feel
Speaker 3: like he's at home. Yeah.
Speaker 14: I've got a good luck toy I've had for probably
Speaker 14: five years. It's like this little mini mouse. She's a
Speaker 14: bit dirty. She's been everywhere. She's been Fiji, Canada, every
Speaker 14: state in Australia, she's been everywhere, every everywhere our trouble.
Speaker 14: I put her up and then she just gives blessings
Speaker 14: in the room. It's a bit weird.
Speaker 2: Yeah, your lucky charm.
Speaker 1: Yes, it is my lucky m I'll tell you, I'll
Speaker 1: tell you what It'll be weird. You gotta share rooms
Speaker 1: over there. When the flatmate walks in and sees the
Speaker 1: bloody mickey mouse sitting on the legend might be a
Speaker 1: bit do you know?
Speaker 2: Do you know who your roommate is yet.
Speaker 14: No, I do not, which I'm excited for that because
Speaker 14: this is my first big international comp so whoever it is,
Speaker 14: I'll probably get along with him. So hopefully it's like
Speaker 14: someone like Peter ball Side something like that.
Speaker 3: And what's competition's finished? Hopefully you know you're gonna have
Speaker 3: a medal around the neck? Are you allowed to stay on?
Speaker 3: You had to indulge in some Paris activities, go out
Speaker 3: to the clubs.
Speaker 14: I definitely wanted to do that all seasons. Been just
Speaker 14: bed at ten thirty, locked.
Speaker 3: In everything that same same.
Speaker 2: Paris before.
Speaker 10: No, it is my first time going to Europe, so
Speaker 10: I'm excited.
Speaker 1: Oh that's so cool. Hey, I'm not sure if the
Speaker 1: rule is still in play, but I remember many years
Speaker 1: ago chatting with Stephanie Rice when she brought back all
Speaker 1: the medals in the swimming and the rule was if
Speaker 1: you won gold or silver, I think it was you
Speaker 1: got to guarantee business class.
Speaker 3: Playing a way back?
Speaker 2: Really, yeah, you get a middle when you're down the back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you get a medal, you get upgraded. Have you
Speaker 1: heard about this?
Speaker 10: I haven't heard about this.
Speaker 14: Maybe they think I'm not in contention, but no, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 2: You'd only find out afterwards. But that's motivation, isn't it
Speaker 2: Just a little bit fast.
Speaker 1: I would love to see you on the podium with
Speaker 1: gold around your neck. And the one thing you chant.
Speaker 2: Is also, can you not guarantee that Jason, you might
Speaker 2: have made that up?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, very excited many years ago.
Speaker 3: Well, Taylor bowlby in Paris. So how about where you
Speaker 3: hit the town once you finish.
Speaker 2: Don't roll your eyes only if you have a turn
Speaker 2: at the hurdles. First you have to put running short.
Speaker 1: I have seen him jump many of those velvet ropes
Speaker 1: to get into a nightclub. Hey, Taylor, good on you mate.
Speaker 1: This is a dream come true for you at twenty one,
Speaker 1: young Melbourne kid, you know, going to the Olympics. It's
Speaker 1: such an awesome story.
Speaker 10: I appreciate that, Taylor.
Speaker 2: Is anyone going with you? Did you take your mom
Speaker 2: or anyone in your family? Or are you just over
Speaker 2: there on your own?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 14: So I've got my coach Kyle Vandicutt. Here's Australian record. Hold,
Speaker 14: I've got John Stevenson, who's my mentor.
Speaker 2: He'll be in the clubs after the run definitely.
Speaker 14: And then yeah, my physio as well. Sam Lezi's I
Speaker 14: got my whole team there and then I'm bringing my
Speaker 14: partner because she's been a massive support this whole season.
Speaker 14: And then she's really close to my sister so she would.
Speaker 2: Come as well, where's mum going to watch from?
Speaker 14: Yeah, so because my mum's a single parent, she has
Speaker 14: to take my little brother and he actually has autism,
Speaker 14: so she has to kind of support him. So yeah,
Speaker 14: we really wanted her there, but we're trying to think
Speaker 14: what's the actual smart option because it's obviously going to
Speaker 14: be packed there and.
Speaker 1: Busy a lot for him.
Speaker 10: Yeah, it'd be a lot for him.
Speaker 14: So she may be just supporting from home, which is okay.
Speaker 14: She's in spirit everything, but I'll still have family members
Speaker 14: and my partner.
Speaker 1: Made I have no doubt you will hear your mum.
Speaker 10: I definitely will. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Can you imagine being a parent watching your twenty one
Speaker 2: year old child at the Olympics kind amazing. She must
Speaker 2: be so proud.
Speaker 1: Of you, mate, I'm proud when the kids put their
Speaker 1: own seat belt on in the car, imagine seeing what
Speaker 1: was the moment like when you told you mum, I'm
Speaker 1: in Ah.
Speaker 14: She cried and it was crazy because she's she's heard
Speaker 14: me since I was a little kid saying I want
Speaker 14: to be here, I want to be olymp I want
Speaker 14: to be there, and she's had to sacrifice so much
Speaker 14: to get me here. Like I remember training, things like that,
Speaker 14: I'd be thirty minutes late to get to the car.
Speaker 10: Everyone's going, I'm like, trust the process. There's a reason
Speaker 10: why I'm always late. I'm recovering things like that.
Speaker 14: And yeah, she's dedicated like her whole life to benefiting
Speaker 14: all of our kids. So with me making it here,
Speaker 14: it's like a little bit of a like a thank you,
Speaker 14: you know.
Speaker 2: She sounds like an amazing man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and a great kid. Mate, we wish you the
Speaker 1: best over there.
Speaker 10: I appreciate that's I'm excited.
Speaker 3: Cheering you all the way.
Speaker 10: Absolutely, I appreciate it.
Speaker 2: And when you've got John Stephanson and klinstant Away in
Speaker 2: your corner, possibly possibly right to get step On as well,
Speaker 2: let's get him on listening right.
Speaker 1: Now, I got my boy is going to come back.
Speaker 3: I love it.
Speaker 10: Thanks for coming him, mate, I was thank you.
Speaker 1: A couple of weeks ago. Was you and I got
Speaker 1: in big trouble? Yeah? We did, we did.
Speaker 2: We were now significant others.
Speaker 1: We were talking to Clint about his lifestyle and what
Speaker 1: it's like being single.
Speaker 2: You were telling us all the pros of the situation. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and it was all the good things.
Speaker 1: It was just supposed to be like a general passing comment. However,
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 2: You got a bit carried away with the chat, Jackson.
Speaker 3: It was a hint of jealousy.
Speaker 1: Excuse me, how dare you? It was not just me.
Speaker 1: I've got audio proof. Haven't listened to how passionate Lauren
Speaker 1: was about the subject. When you like, just go, I'm
Speaker 1: ready to leave the house now, yeah, you just wait
Speaker 1: for anyone, but you just walk out. You don't have
Speaker 1: to go like no one's going. Hang I'm not going
Speaker 1: to get the dog's okay, hang on, hang on, I
Speaker 1: can't find my phone. Have you seen my phone?
Speaker 3: You don't. You just leave, it'll be two minutes.
Speaker 1: You don't have any of that. You just get in
Speaker 1: the carne the So.
Speaker 2: What about when it at night time, at about four
Speaker 2: o'clock or five o'clock. You don't have to say to
Speaker 2: anyone what do you want for dinner tonight? And then
Speaker 2: spend two hours, oh no, not agreeing on anything. You
Speaker 2: just order and cook and go to the shops and
Speaker 2: pick up whatever you want.
Speaker 3: You know what I also do, Well, I'll put the
Speaker 3: TV on and I watch whatever I like that afternoon
Speaker 3: slot before the news.
Speaker 2: So you're telling me there's no one in your house
Speaker 2: that says I've got to take this call. Can you
Speaker 2: turn that down?
Speaker 3: Nobody?
Speaker 1: Oh that's living Amanda in Port Melbourne. What's good about
Speaker 1: being single?
Speaker 5: Well, my favorite thing is that on Christmas Day, when
Speaker 5: everyone else is annoyed that they have to go to
Speaker 5: their in laws, I guess to either rest or go
Speaker 5: out for drink.
Speaker 6: Differends, Oh my.
Speaker 2: God, you don't have in laws.
Speaker 1: You only have to do half the day.
Speaker 2: You only have to do with your family.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Wow, that's just the one Chris Kringle for us.
Speaker 1: Hello, Anna and Langmarren.
Speaker 2: What do you love about being single?
Speaker 8: There's no animosity or resentment from one partner, not picking
Speaker 8: up their weight kind of around the hand, so you
Speaker 8: know that you've got to do all the chores, so
Speaker 8: it doesn't really matter.
Speaker 1: Hang, and so are you saying the conversation wouldn't have
Speaker 1: any patronizing tone in the house. Hello, Bella and Marty.
Speaker 15: I just don't have to do anything for anyone else.
Speaker 15: And when I get home after teaching four year olds
Speaker 15: all day, I can just not talk.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh that's good.
Speaker 1: Hang on, so you're telling me this is the big
Speaker 1: one for me.
Speaker 16: You don't have to hear about someone's day.
Speaker 15: I really don't. And you and Lee I closed the door.
Speaker 15: I walk in and it's silent and it's beautiful.
Speaker 2: So I got in big trouble for the in laws comment.
Speaker 1: All.
Speaker 2: What was awesome was when our production team also posted
Speaker 2: that on the internet, so my in laws, who don't
Speaker 2: live in Melbourne got to say it twice and got
Speaker 2: seat on the internet. But I actually love no, because
Speaker 2: I love my in laws very much. They're awesome, fun.
Speaker 2: We love. That's over compensating and being in a relationship.
Speaker 2: Clip means you get two Christmases. Christmas with your family
Speaker 2: and Christmas with the in laws. I like where you're
Speaker 2: going double the presents.
Speaker 3: What are you gonna try and make me jealous?
Speaker 1: H yah, today we're gonna flip it thirteen or twenty fourteen? Melbourne.
Speaker 1: What's good about being in a relationship?
Speaker 2: I've got a good one. Well, can I just quickly
Speaker 2: say Saturday and no it's not your turn. Saturday and
Speaker 2: Sunday mornings, my Paul brings me a coffee in bed,
Speaker 2: and I lie in bed and I drink it and
Speaker 2: I haven't even had to step one foot out of
Speaker 2: my bed or out of our bedroom.
Speaker 1: It's coming. It's like you're sleeping with your breath. Strop.
Speaker 2: It's like room service.
Speaker 3: But that's not good for him thirteen.
Speaker 2: Twenty two sides every story clip. He likes doing that
Speaker 2: for me. He loves it. There's absolutely no protest. When
Speaker 2: I wake him up and say can you go and
Speaker 2: get me a coffee?
Speaker 1: Dough probably likes you. Probably with a barista.
Speaker 2: He loves it. And he tap dances all the way
Speaker 2: down to the coffee shop and all the way back.
Speaker 1: Thirteen twenty fourteen. What's good about being in a relationship?
Speaker 1: Here's one for you. Yeah, when you go out, there's
Speaker 1: a fifty fifty chance you're going to get free transport home,
Speaker 1: either you're driving or they're driving. You know how you're
Speaker 1: taking in turns fifty harshair, you get a free ride home.
Speaker 11: Yep.
Speaker 2: And also on your birthday you generally get at least
Speaker 2: one big ticket item. Yes, because your family is they
Speaker 2: give up on you. Yes, just send your text.
Speaker 1: These days there's always one ticket item.
Speaker 2: You get a big ticket item.
Speaker 3: Tell you what I what I'd like every now and
Speaker 3: then a partner head.
Speaker 2: Scratch head, just a little bit about having.
Speaker 3: It exactly, just a little just a little cuddle, yeah, rather.
Speaker 1: Than someone going do you want to go another fifteen minutes?
Speaker 1: Because that's going to be extra.
Speaker 3: But the issue there is it like sometimes the cuddle
Speaker 3: you get you get yourself into a really uncomfortable position.
Speaker 3: It's not that comfortable, like so there's okay, clean, there's
Speaker 3: good and bad points here.
Speaker 1: It's weird when the pillow doesn't talk back. Hey thirteen
Speaker 1: twenty four ten, we've highlighted the joys of being single today.
Speaker 1: What about being in a relationship, Well, we get calls.
Speaker 1: We'll hit on the other side of this. Jojo Leave
Speaker 1: Get Out. Remember that show MTV Cribs Because Jojo was
Speaker 1: like fourteen when she went big with Leave. They did
Speaker 1: a MTV Cribs on Jojo. But it was her childhood
Speaker 1: bedroom at her parents' house.
Speaker 3: She would have been young, yes, So I was like, hey, course,
Speaker 3: welcome to my crib.
Speaker 1: This is Mama Dad's house, this is my bedroom. I
Speaker 1: was like, all right, let's just get to again.
Speaker 2: Cute. She's real grown up now, Jojo.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh yeah. You're on the air with Jason
Speaker 1: Lauren Clintcy from the newsroom as well. You're listening to Nov.
Speaker 1: One hundred. It's like when you see Bendyman with a kid,
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm old.
Speaker 3: Or Nicki Webbs, when did that happen? Yeah, Nicky Webster's like,
Speaker 3: it feels like.
Speaker 1: Yesterday she was out from Jesus thirties? Isn't she she
Speaker 1: got three kids?
Speaker 2: I made that up. I just feel like she might
Speaker 2: she's got children. I think she's got a dance school
Speaker 2: with Like, that doesn't mean she has three children.
Speaker 3: Marie Webster, she was born in eighty seven. She's now
Speaker 3: thirty seven.
Speaker 2: Thirty seven, Okay, I was born in eighty seven. It's
Speaker 2: not that old.
Speaker 3: Well no, but she was always a little you know.
Speaker 1: It feels like yesterday she was hanging hanging on the
Speaker 1: Serien children.
Speaker 2: Because she was age as me.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So when I was watching that and I was like,
Speaker 2: look at this small child. I also was a small child.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Interesting, Okay.
Speaker 1: Thirteen twenty four ten, we are talking about what's the
Speaker 1: best thing about being in a relationship. Let's go to
Speaker 1: great name. We're good. What's the best thing about being
Speaker 1: in a relationship?
Speaker 10: Man?
Speaker 6: We Well, the best thing for me is that the
Speaker 6: wife's great head massages which make me fall asleep. Really well,
Speaker 6: she's she's gp so free.
Speaker 1: Doctor, oh.
Speaker 3: Skill, yeah, she able to write you scripts? Mate?
Speaker 6: Yeah, oh no, I've tried, but no, no, no good,
Speaker 6: no good.
Speaker 1: You need to get out of that relationship, mate.
Speaker 2: But she gives him good head scratches.
Speaker 1: Everyone got my hand, went for that dump up and
Speaker 1: quickly didn't it?
Speaker 2: If there is something nice about getting your head patted
Speaker 2: as you fall asleep, though, if anyone.
Speaker 1: Else, if I've had a big night out, I'll lay
Speaker 1: on the couch and get the kids to do it.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we can do that enough. What's a good
Speaker 2: thing about having a child?
Speaker 1: That next week?
Speaker 3: Vanessa? Good morning, morning? Hell are we? Why do you
Speaker 3: love being in a relationship?
Speaker 13: So it's July. It's freezing in Melbourne, and you know,
Speaker 13: you go out for dinner and you're probably home by
Speaker 13: ten pm because you're in a relationship. And then you
Speaker 13: look at all those people lining up for a bar
Speaker 13: or a nightclub, freezing cold, right, and they might want
Speaker 13: to go and get lucky and pick up and you
Speaker 13: don't have to do any of that.
Speaker 8: You can go hard.
Speaker 2: You don't have to do any groundwork.
Speaker 1: Oh that's good. There's no groundwork. I mean, it doesn't
Speaker 1: mean you're going to close, but there's no groundwork.
Speaker 2: No. You actually, you know what else is good?
Speaker 1: You're fast forwarding to that moment on the dance floor
Speaker 1: when the lights come on it's just one person left
Speaker 1: and you.
Speaker 2: Put the to say do you want to go home together?
Speaker 2: Because you have no choice. You're just going to always
Speaker 2: have a choice in the same house. No, you always
Speaker 2: have a choice.
Speaker 11: No.
Speaker 2: What I think what's good about being in a relationship
Speaker 2: for me is that I've never, never, ever, ever, once
Speaker 2: since I've dated Paul have I put petrol in my car?
Speaker 2: He just does it.
Speaker 1: You drive an electric we've got I don't think you
Speaker 1: should be putting petrol in it.
Speaker 2: You know what, I've never ever charged the car either.
Speaker 2: He just plugs it in. I don't know why. It's
Speaker 2: just a good thing about being in a relation.
Speaker 1: Can you untie Paul so he can say hello, wow.
Speaker 2: Katie getting me a coffee?
Speaker 3: What is it about a relationship. You love.
Speaker 5: So when I'm already in bed watching Netflix for the
Speaker 5: night and I want to drink or I want to dirt,
Speaker 5: my husband goes and gets.
Speaker 3: It for me.
Speaker 1: Oh so you're in the same relationship as Lauren.
Speaker 2: What a dreamboat? What a dreamboat?
Speaker 1: He's one for you. Yep, you got to you know
Speaker 1: times on your side, you've got a second mum looking
Speaker 1: after you, in the form of a mother in law.
Speaker 3: Let you do it?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, like in the form of a mother
Speaker 1: in law. You know what I mean. Like, you've got
Speaker 1: to set it's an appearance.
Speaker 3: So sometimes your mother and your mother and Laurie for you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's got a Gabby. I'm thirteen, twenty fourteen, Gabby.
Speaker 3: Good selling it good morning.
Speaker 1: Good thing about being in a relationship.
Speaker 11: We've got a caravan and I don't drive. I don't
Speaker 11: tell her anything. So from the time we go away,
Speaker 11: whether the trips an hour or twenty hours, I can
Speaker 11: plug me your panes in, watch a movie, you do
Speaker 11: what I want. I'm on holiday the whole time. He
Speaker 11: drives the whole Okay.
Speaker 1: Down, Can I just point something out? Sorry, all the
Speaker 1: girls that have rung up have just said about their
Speaker 1: partners doing jobs for the servants.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, like so Paul always pays for our flights
Speaker 2: on holidays, so I give free holidays very much.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's all servance made and mine are in a mates.
Speaker 2: Min servants stuff. It's love, Jason, when you love you.
Speaker 3: One way love?
Speaker 1: Got good mates of mine, David.
Speaker 2: What would you you know?
Speaker 3: Well, do you know what?
Speaker 1: I'm very happy same sex relationship. Double the wardrobe.
Speaker 2: Oh oh that's a good one.
Speaker 1: Yes, yep, yep, good mates of ours, Row and Day.
Speaker 1: They'll be mixing up outfits all the time.
Speaker 2: They just got the one wardrobe. Oh my god, that's awesome.
Speaker 1: Maybe I'll get to see a game. All right, let's
Speaker 1: go to the phones, trying offload some money this morning.
Speaker 1: Who are we playing with?
Speaker 3: Clinton fran Scene from Packingham. Good morning, Francine, good morning.
Speaker 3: Are you feeling smart?
Speaker 5: No, not at all.
Speaker 8: Basically, my son called while I was driving and he's
Speaker 8: throwing the phone at me.
Speaker 1: So I'm a little bit nervous, okay, shall be not
Speaker 1: too alert. And you're a little bit all over the shop.
Speaker 1: What do you do for a living?
Speaker 6: I'm a nurse.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's an issue, all right. Scene. Our first question
Speaker 1: would you like an easy question for fifty bucks, medium
Speaker 1: question for five hundred, or roll the dice and go
Speaker 1: for five k?
Speaker 13: Well, go five k?
Speaker 1: Yeah, five thousand dollars? All right, Francine. Rules are simple.
Speaker 1: Clint is going to give you a question. You will
Speaker 1: get three seconds to answer it.
Speaker 3: Now, Okay, Francine, I threw this question at Jace.
Speaker 2: Did he know it?
Speaker 1: Let's just say I was super close and.
Speaker 3: Like super close, super close.
Speaker 1: Francine, here comes your five thousand dollars question.
Speaker 3: The first successful human heart transplant was in what year?
Speaker 2: Three? Two one?
Speaker 11: Money?
Speaker 3: Ain't three nineteen eighty three, It's nineteen sixty seven.
Speaker 2: I would have guessed the fifty I.
Speaker 1: Said, nineteen sixty eight. You did, You've won off wow
Speaker 1: in South Africa, and you know what a nurse. I
Speaker 1: thought you might have known that. They didn't do that
Speaker 1: at nursing.
Speaker 3: Still business, Yeah, right, sixty seven?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, the donor was only twenty five, the patient
Speaker 1: was fifty three at the time.
Speaker 2: Did someone recently get a heart transplant from a pig
Speaker 2: or something?
Speaker 3: They tried it and it was unsuccessful?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, I mentioned it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, neither.
Speaker 2: We won't be doing that again, or are we still
Speaker 2: trying trying that you guys organ donors. Yeah, yeah, I am.
Speaker 1: You're back on the pig ut.
Speaker 2: You calling me a pig.
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no no.
Speaker 3: You know what place we didn't want to go.
Speaker 2: And so they're not doing the pig. They're not doing
Speaker 2: the pig organ doning and no.
Speaker 1: We're not doing the pig No. Okay, you know with
Speaker 1: the organ doners, right, there's still any license?
Speaker 3: Yes, I believe.
Speaker 2: So.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I have to admit I haven't ticked the box
Speaker 3: just yet. Really I should do, shouldn't.
Speaker 2: I absolutely amazing?
Speaker 1: Yeah, hundreds, Like what are you going to do with it? Then?
Speaker 3: Exactly?
Speaker 1: That's it again. I don't know if on what you'll live.
Speaker 2: Or my heart pass the test?
Speaker 1: How did the patient wake up in a worse situation
Speaker 1: after the transplant than what they were like beforehand?
Speaker 3: It makes no sense, It doesn't work.
Speaker 1: Watched this lost Yes, two hours forty five minutes, so
Speaker 1: you have to be at the airport.
Speaker 3: Oh really he's having and oh my god, it is
Speaker 3: too because you've got to be there two hours early.
Speaker 2: Yes, have you still not packed?
Speaker 3: I packed something?
Speaker 1: No, tell her what you need? Tell her what you
Speaker 1: did this morning? Because Clint is going to Paris today
Speaker 1: for the Olympics. And what did you do this morning?
Speaker 3: Clint? I put a load of washing on.
Speaker 2: But have you got to leave in two hours?
Speaker 3: The dryer?
Speaker 14: Oh?
Speaker 2: Can someone bring it to my house and I'll put
Speaker 2: it in the dryer.
Speaker 1: He doesn't have time. He's got to be the airport
Speaker 1: in two hours and forty five minutes.
Speaker 2: You can't take work closing a suitcase. That's ridiculous, that'll
Speaker 2: be disgusting.
Speaker 3: Just while we're in.
Speaker 2: The did you get the packing cubes?
Speaker 3: I didn't get the pack.
Speaker 2: Changed your life.
Speaker 3: I can't find my wallet. What I can't find my
Speaker 3: wallet anywhere?
Speaker 1: Passport?
Speaker 2: You're going for a month? You know what passport is? Okay,
Speaker 2: that's fine. Cards? Are your cards on your phone?
Speaker 3: What if I need to get cash out of the bank?
Speaker 1: Have you you know what?
Speaker 2: You do need it for? When you check into a hotel,
Speaker 2: you have to give them a physical copy of your
Speaker 2: credit cards.
Speaker 1: Have you got the.
Speaker 3: Get on with the show because I need to get home.
Speaker 2: Hang, I don't know if you're joking.
Speaker 3: I don't know where my wallet is.
Speaker 2: Are you asking him if he's got one of those
Speaker 2: money belt you should in Paris.
Speaker 10: I'm going to go to big w Belt.
Speaker 2: Cleaned and you can.
Speaker 3: On the shops Resea with my tan colored money belt.
Speaker 2: Well, no id ever say it, because it's under your
Speaker 2: it's under your shoe, in his shirt.
Speaker 1: Take it ten bucks out of the nipple region.
Speaker 2: He's going to wear a money belt now that he's
Speaker 2: got a good rig on him. He just wants to
Speaker 2: lift up his shirt and show it off.
Speaker 1: He just wants to spend money.
Speaker 2: That's why he also washed all his closes.
Speaker 1: Guys, Let's head to the US, not Paris. We'll head
Speaker 1: to the US. America a miracle.
Speaker 2: Well, there's a bit happening in America.
Speaker 1: There is Trump. He has appeared. What did we think
Speaker 1: of the patch on the ear after the assassination attempt?
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, of course he wore a patch on
Speaker 2: his ear. He got his ears shot in half.
Speaker 3: He's sure that he saw a doctor because that didn't
Speaker 3: look like a patch that a doctor would actually administer.
Speaker 2: No, you're definitely right. Clint, the former President of the
Speaker 2: States went to the Westfield Emergency Center and they just
Speaker 2: whacked it on there.
Speaker 3: I think he went to Medy Plus.
Speaker 1: I thought it was I mean if I got shot,
Speaker 1: I'd be milking that bloody sick day for a few weeks.
Speaker 2: I would have worn a bandon drama whole head, like
Speaker 2: football players when they get a tiny little cut on
Speaker 2: their head and they wrap the whole thing.
Speaker 3: What about the theater, So he's at the RNC convention,
Speaker 3: the Republican National Convention in Milwaukee. You have the walkout song?
Speaker 1: Rare work.
Speaker 2: Was sure as Donald Trump turned his hand slightly.
Speaker 8: Just enough to save his life to be the next
Speaker 8: president of the United States.
Speaker 2: Wow, I mean, the theatrics of it all.
Speaker 3: We have believe for so long the God will make
Speaker 3: some changes in this country.
Speaker 2: Wow, I mean, could you imagine any of our prime
Speaker 2: ministers in waiting walking out like that with the pump
Speaker 2: up music?
Speaker 1: Well, no, I mean, bloody what's his name?
Speaker 3: Kevin?
Speaker 1: Like he was at the UFC, Kevin O seven through
Speaker 1: his toys because they didn't have a hair dryer on
Speaker 1: the under jet. Remember that. What did he do when
Speaker 1: Kevin Rudd was in office? He was flying on our
Speaker 1: version of Air Force one, which is pretty much time
Speaker 1: and the Air Force didn't have a hair dryer on
Speaker 1: the plane, and he cracked the big time.
Speaker 2: He had on that plane.
Speaker 3: Kevin had a temper.
Speaker 1: Kevin did have a temper. Yeah, yeah, he cracked it.
Speaker 3: He was doing a pre recorded interview one day and
Speaker 3: he cracked him royal like, and they recorded it off
Speaker 3: air and then they played it back and he was exposed.
Speaker 1: But it wasn't even anger. It was like a child
Speaker 1: chopping a tantrum a hair dryer. No, no, no, it
Speaker 1: was over different.
Speaker 2: King Charles, remember when he didn't like the pen that
Speaker 2: he had to sign his coronation with him?
Speaker 1: Well, you try and get those sausage fingers around a bit.
Speaker 3: Also, want I did this on the news last night.
Speaker 3: There was I Love an anthem fail right yesterday at
Speaker 3: the US Major League Baseball home run derby, a four
Speaker 3: time Grammy winning country got up star spangled banner and
Speaker 3: this is what happened.
Speaker 1: Yet the bulls burst.
Speaker 3: Are you serious? Gets better?
Speaker 2: She's singing the words, she's speaking gibberish.
Speaker 1: All of a sudden, meat loaf at the Grand Final.
Speaker 1: Wasn't that bad?
Speaker 2: Well, she's that's worse than Roseanne.
Speaker 3: She's we've got Roseanne.
Speaker 12: I think, oh yeah, yeah, so I'm even I'm not
Speaker 12: that bad.
Speaker 3: So ingrid Andress was her name now she's responded by saying,
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna bulsh at y'all. I was drunk last night.
Speaker 2: Is that what she said? She also, I mean she's
Speaker 2: not even singing the work.
Speaker 1: She's also and said, I'm checking myself into a facility
Speaker 1: today to get help.
Speaker 2: Oh that's not funny. Does she mean like a singing facility?
Speaker 1: It's the karaoke bar down at Crown, Like, is.
Speaker 2: She off to music school?
Speaker 3: She's louren. That's what she meant. The music facility.
Speaker 1: All right, we all need to.
Speaker 3: Go to help.
Speaker 2: You need some singing lessons.
Speaker 1: It is just gone twenty two past dates. Oh now minutes,
Speaker 1: it's going to be in the airport. Awkward, awkward.
Speaker 3: That's awkward.
Speaker 2: Things that are awkward that shouldn't be. I am the
Speaker 2: queen of things being awkward or making me feel uncomfortable.
Speaker 2: And the perfect example was during our holidays. It was
Speaker 2: just Paul and I. We'd had dinner and after dinner,
Speaker 2: I said, should we go and get a gelato? We're
Speaker 2: in Greece and Europe and I was like, let's go
Speaker 2: get a gelato, two flavors. Well, I'm not an idiot,
Speaker 2: So I got a waffle cone. Because, as far as
Speaker 2: I'm concerned, that is living, having a waffle cone, two flavors,
Speaker 2: just the two of us walking along and straight as way.
Speaker 2: As we walked out of the shop, we bumped into
Speaker 2: a couple that we knew, and I regretted the waffle
Speaker 2: cone when I was standing there as a thirty seven
Speaker 2: year old adult licking my eye screen which somehow seems
Speaker 2: acceptable around your partner but no one else, and I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 2: the holiday's been good, sure, yep. And then it was dripping,
Speaker 2: so I just had to keep licking my hand looking
Speaker 2: and I was like, why didn't I get a cup?
Speaker 2: It's time to grow up, Lauren, get the cup.
Speaker 1: She takes me as one of those people that would
Speaker 1: get the cone but have a spoon.
Speaker 3: No, no, yes, you were straight in not bad or just,
Speaker 3: but also just.
Speaker 2: The people who try too many flavors in the ice
Speaker 2: cream shop, like, come on, we're all waiting. That should
Speaker 2: be allowed one taster.
Speaker 1: Would you like a taste test? And I go, yeah,
Speaker 1: can I try the I'll try the raspberry and then
Speaker 1: you try.
Speaker 3: It and.
Speaker 1: Chocolate please?
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they didn't make the ice cream. They're not offended,
Speaker 1: they just weren't there, It's okay to a different flight.
Speaker 1: Can I take you to the world of retail?
Speaker 3: Do it?
Speaker 1: Try some stuff on the shop the other day. You'll
Speaker 1: never guess which one man country ray.
Speaker 2: Guess again.
Speaker 1: These people don't make the clothes. Why do I have
Speaker 1: to feel so awkward that I'm not buying it? So
Speaker 1: I'm in the change Why.
Speaker 2: Are you still trying things on a country road? You
Speaker 2: wear the same thing every.
Speaker 1: Day because one of their in their relaxed fit on
Speaker 1: a medium in their slim fip excel.
Speaker 2: So sad. How many sizes you have to go up
Speaker 2: in things?
Speaker 1: So sad? Lauren, so sad. And I'm in the change
Speaker 1: room and I'm like, well, this doesn't fit. This looks
Speaker 1: like it's painted on the And then you come out
Speaker 1: and they're like, you're going to grab those?
Speaker 2: And can you like it?
Speaker 1: Can you put that?
Speaker 3: Bad?
Speaker 1: Or even worse? When I walk up to the table
Speaker 1: and everything's beautifully folded and I pull a shirt up
Speaker 1: and I go no, And then you have to try
Speaker 1: and fold it.
Speaker 2: It's all in the wrist flick if you're going to
Speaker 2: try and fold it from my old retail days, And
Speaker 2: they go, don't worry, don't worry, we'll they do that.
Speaker 3: I look like a slob that Lauren, You're going to
Speaker 3: like this one.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I went to the premiere of Ned Brockman's documentary Run
Speaker 3: the other day, which wasational so long, about ninety minutes.
Speaker 3: The ninety minutes. On the way in, he was meeting
Speaker 3: and greeting people, all good red carpet photos. But they
Speaker 3: had one of those oversized Instagram frames.
Speaker 2: No, no, they've got to all be burnt to, all
Speaker 2: of them, and.
Speaker 3: You've got to pose with your head inside the frame.
Speaker 3: Came for me and all of a sudden someone was
Speaker 3: shoving my head in the frame and I couldn't escape it.
Speaker 1: On the holidays, we took the kids to the aquarium
Speaker 1: and they won't let you in until you're stand in
Speaker 1: front of that green screen. Now, pretender shark's coming at you.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, I'm.
Speaker 1: Like, I'm just here to see the whale or the
Speaker 1: juice whatever we've got in there.
Speaker 2: The only other awkward thing really happened on my holidays
Speaker 2: being in a restaurant, especially somebody haven't been before, and
Speaker 2: you say to the waiter what would you recommend? And
Speaker 2: then when you get it, you hate it and they
Speaker 2: come over and they go, oh, how is the chicken, Partha,
Speaker 2: and you're like, you haven't touched it.
Speaker 1: It's like I or again it'slight the ice cream. When
Speaker 1: they go what would you recommend? They go seafood pasta
Speaker 1: and you're like, great, I'll have the.
Speaker 3: Thanks you advice.
Speaker 1: Oh, hopefully Coxie is back for a big weekend of footy. Hey,
Speaker 1: how good is this guys? Thirteen twenty four to ten.
Speaker 1: If you would like to win a row at the
Speaker 1: football for you and your mates, it's going to be
Speaker 1: a different game every week and this week we are
Speaker 1: looking for North Melbourne fans the Blue baggers. That's right,
Speaker 1: North Melbourne v Carlton this week.
Speaker 2: The whole row of tickets you're telling me.
Speaker 1: Mate stadium this Sunday. Tickets are available online at AFL
Speaker 1: dot com dot au. It's always a great day out
Speaker 1: for the family.
Speaker 2: Tickets around.
Speaker 1: What was that?
Speaker 3: What was that? Nothing? I shouldn't.
Speaker 2: The whole North Melbourne membership base could fit in one row.
Speaker 1: Melbourne have had some wins late, they have so.
Speaker 3: My nephew Leo will be listening and he's a big
Speaker 3: North Melbourne.
Speaker 1: Back in your box all right? The Ruins have done
Speaker 1: like the bags.
Speaker 2: The blue bag is yere on.
Speaker 3: They're talking premierships, but going.
Speaker 2: To the footy can be quite expensive. So there you go,
Speaker 2: go with your mates.
Speaker 1: Marvel's got the food stands, you know where you just
Speaker 1: walk out. You don't have to pull cash out like
Speaker 1: robbing the jewel.
Speaker 3: Text Loan and I during the week to brag about
Speaker 3: the fact that you're going very well in the herald
Speaker 3: Son footy tipping. You were first place.
Speaker 1: The first place that was before the weekend. The week
Speaker 1: a couple of shockers. I'll be honest. Look, let's go
Speaker 1: to the phones. Ashley. We're good as you.
Speaker 8: I'm great, thank you. I'm hoping I'm going.
Speaker 2: To the suit Well yeah, pardon, who do your barrack for?
Speaker 2: Who's your team for Collingwood?
Speaker 13: Myself, but the whole family goes for Carlton.
Speaker 8: But honestly, I'm keen for anything.
Speaker 1: Well, they're gonna love you because you have got yourself
Speaker 1: a row at Marvel this weekend. Yeah.
Speaker 12: Yeah.
Speaker 2: The reason we're doing a favorite family member.
Speaker 1: We thought, let's, you know, offload these tickets every week
Speaker 1: on a Wednesday to give you time to get you
Speaker 1: and your mates together for the forty so be listening
Speaker 1: every week to win a row at the footy. Here
Speaker 1: on over one hundred coming up next. We had a
Speaker 1: friend of ours over the other day, one of the
Speaker 1: mums from school.
Speaker 2: You know it was not Kirie, the one who flips
Speaker 2: the bird.
Speaker 1: I was about to say, I won't say her name.
Speaker 2: It's definitely not Carrie. I don't know you're talking about Jays.
Speaker 2: I only know one school mum that was the stitcher.
Speaker 1: Stop saying a name, morning, Carrie.
Speaker 2: Her name's Wendy. She didn't know that's your mother in law.
Speaker 2: That could be worse.
Speaker 1: Her name's Jennyscerningway, when Kyrie was around, she did something
Speaker 1: quite odd which really threw me, and I think people
Speaker 1: in Melbourne a guilty of it as well. We'll go
Speaker 1: there next.
Speaker 2: What's happened?
Speaker 1: You got three hours and thirteen minutes.
Speaker 2: That's amazing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you need to be at the airport.
Speaker 2: To go an hour ago. You said he had two hours.
Speaker 1: I realized my maths was a little maths wrong.
Speaker 2: Okay, so we've got three hours before Clint has to
Speaker 2: go to Paris. How many things are in the suitcase?
Speaker 11: Umm?
Speaker 2: Have you done your toiletries?
Speaker 3: I put the I put the work polos in there
Speaker 3: last night. That was about it.
Speaker 2: Oh, you want to take your own uniforms, a.
Speaker 1: Pack of cardigan or something could be cold.
Speaker 2: You just said, do I need to take a jacket
Speaker 2: and you're going for a month, just take one light jacket.
Speaker 1: Also, you need to pack your carry on, like you
Speaker 1: need changes of clothes for.
Speaker 2: The carry on puffer. You're going to summer.
Speaker 3: What do you mean you need a change of clothes
Speaker 3: with a carry on.
Speaker 1: You want to change while you're in the air. So, yeah,
Speaker 1: I always carry on. You always take a bag on
Speaker 1: the plane to change mid air.
Speaker 3: I'm just going to.
Speaker 2: See I haven't no but he's flying up the point
Speaker 2: and so he'll get given pajamas. But I always travel
Speaker 2: with about four up fits always in my carry on,
Speaker 2: you know what I do, because luggage gets lost and
Speaker 2: then you get to the other side, you've got a
Speaker 2: bunch of stuff to it.
Speaker 1: I always wear nice clothes to the airport in the
Speaker 1: hope of getting upgraded, and when that doesn't happen, just
Speaker 1: getting up great every time. Then I change back to
Speaker 1: my shorts and shirt.
Speaker 3: After a shower.
Speaker 2: Hey, go wear things on a plane.
Speaker 1: Do not take the shoes off.
Speaker 3: Sorry, you look up.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, you have to wear socks or shoes
Speaker 2: or those slippers if you're up the pointing end, which
Speaker 2: is wear clint.
Speaker 1: Anyway, the over the break we had, we're having people
Speaker 1: come around check out the new house. One of the
Speaker 1: moms from school, who you know lots, popped around.
Speaker 3: With her kids.
Speaker 2: She will remain unnamed.
Speaker 1: Let's call her Kiriy, and she's a bit of fun.
Speaker 1: She came around.
Speaker 2: She's a hurt.
Speaker 1: She is a hurt. She's like, you know what will
Speaker 1: pop in six hours?
Speaker 2: The thing where you're like, oh, like, we're not set
Speaker 2: up yet, Like, don't judge me. I hated people coming
Speaker 2: over until the house was fully set up.
Speaker 1: That's exactly what I did.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, no, it's not going to stay like this.
Speaker 2: You know, we've still got things to arrive. The art's
Speaker 2: still coming.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm going to get cheers, I promise.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So anyway, she popped in and six hours later, you know,
Speaker 1: I was ordering in dinner and stuff, and it was
Speaker 1: starting to get dark because all the kids are in
Speaker 1: the pool, you know, because I got the pool heater
Speaker 1: go on. Then till the first.
Speaker 2: Floating around in the boiling water just bobbing around because
Speaker 2: Jasu's got the pool with fifty degrees anyway.
Speaker 1: Then the look of fear hit Carry's face, and I thought,
Speaker 1: what's wrong? Are we out of wine? That wasn't it.
Speaker 2: She forgot the kids are in the pool. No, she
Speaker 2: forgot she had kids.
Speaker 1: She forgot about the dog. She goes, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: the dog's at home in the dark. So she did
Speaker 1: dark fine. She then uploads the security cameras at home
Speaker 1: on her phone, and I hear her talking to the dog, Steak, Stash.
Speaker 1: She's giving instructions to the dog through the security camera.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Dogs that have more discipline than children, Jason.
Speaker 1: She goes, I call the dog all the time.
Speaker 3: I play it once more time, Stash. Can hear the
Speaker 3: chicken glasses and the ice in your lemon? Whatever that is?
Speaker 1: Apparently this is the thing people call and check in
Speaker 1: with their pets.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I look at my security cameras.
Speaker 1: Do you talk to your pets? Uh?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 2: I used to. I used to have this thing. It
Speaker 2: was called a I can't remember what it was called,
Speaker 2: but it was like a speaker that also had treats
Speaker 2: in it, and if they did the right thing, you'd
Speaker 2: push a button on your fine a little.
Speaker 1: That's yeah, that is because I had made him on
Speaker 1: Johnno and Brisbane. He used to This was years ago,
Speaker 1: so he would skype the cat the cat, yeah, and
Speaker 1: apparently I remember one time he was at working.
Speaker 2: Work though they don't know well.
Speaker 1: He's like, oh, you're trying to get the cat's attention
Speaker 1: to come over to the camera, and as he's going,
Speaker 1: the housekeeper just put her face down. He forgot the
Speaker 1: cleaner was there that day, and it scared the hell
Speaker 1: out of him.
Speaker 3: I do know what cats can fend for themselves for days.
Speaker 2: I reckon it would have scared the hell out of
Speaker 2: the housekeeper more than it scared the hell out of him.
Speaker 2: Here's what I would like to do and started hearing voices.
Speaker 1: Thirteen twenty four ten if you call or intercom your pet,
Speaker 1: I would like you to give us a ring now
Speaker 1: and give us an example of how the conversation goes.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I love when people talk dog on our show
Speaker 2: that thirteen twenty four little tend you mother, he lo
Speaker 2: youdle buppy looks hey lottle bobies, you want to breakfast?
Speaker 2: That's what I mean.
Speaker 3: I do it too.
Speaker 2: How do you talk to pet. You can tell he's
Speaker 2: not a dog guy. Look at the way he's like.
Speaker 1: No, I love dogs. I love dogs.
Speaker 3: And he's asleeping mother. Come on, come on, time to
Speaker 3: get up? Big stretch, beg strench, Come on, come on,
Speaker 3: get up, get up dinner?
Speaker 10: What about a shmacko?
Speaker 2: Who wants to treat?
Speaker 1: Who want to I just realized you guys talk nicer
Speaker 1: to your pets, and we talk to our kids.
Speaker 2: That's generally how it works.
Speaker 1: Make your bed, make your bed.
Speaker 2: I also walk into the house like this, I'm like,
Speaker 2: oh hell did hellumther hello, bobbies if you missed me?
Speaker 2: And then I'm like, hi, Paul, who.
Speaker 3: Did your kids a smacker?
Speaker 1: I really all right, don't give it a crack. I
Speaker 1: might buy that automatic is.
Speaker 2: A band for kids. You can't schmack our kids anymore.
Speaker 1: That automatic feeder that Lauren had. Yeah, thirteen twenty four ten,
Speaker 1: how do you speak to your pet? Give us a call?
Speaker 1: We are asking on thirteen twenty four ten, do you
Speaker 1: talk to your pets? A friend of ours was over
Speaker 1: during the week Kirie and stayed a little bit longer
Speaker 1: than expected, about six and a half hours over due,
Speaker 1: and she realized, oh god, that the dogs at home
Speaker 1: by itself. So she loaded off her phone and put
Speaker 1: a call in get on your bed, Sam, her partners
Speaker 1: A lucky.
Speaker 2: People's dogs are more disciplined than their children, Larren, What.
Speaker 3: If you need to discipline your animals? Your dogs? How
Speaker 3: do you speak to them?
Speaker 2: Just just changed the tone in listen.
Speaker 1: So Marla's just puoed on the floor again.
Speaker 2: No, she'd be more likely to jump up on the
Speaker 2: bench and eat the steak that were just how do
Speaker 2: you react?
Speaker 1: So she's eating the wag? You white kill it?
Speaker 3: Mama?
Speaker 2: What are you judge? In your bed? On your bed?
Speaker 3: It's that now.
Speaker 1: If Paul's in trouble, you for once the boy gets
Speaker 1: up on the bench and needs a steak.
Speaker 2: He gets a silent treatment. He has a respond well
Speaker 2: to the ton, He just gets a silent treatment.
Speaker 1: Thirteen twenty four ten. How do you talk to your pets?
Speaker 1: We want to dramatize reenactment. Let's go to Rachel, Rachel,
Speaker 1: what pets are you got?
Speaker 2: Two dogs?
Speaker 11: Guys to Westys there.
Speaker 2: Come on, Rach, give us your best dog.
Speaker 9: Hi, Skelly Beery, Mamma's girl, Come on, steady belly.
Speaker 15: Love you Bebey Bear would Mamma's boy, baby, Mamma's boy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 1: Do you ever that is this only in person? Or
Speaker 1: do you like call them on the security cameras or anything? No?
Speaker 11: I wish I could call them.
Speaker 2: I imagine that work would really like that. If like
Speaker 2: they could hear me in the office doing that, that
Speaker 2: wouldn't go down well, but I would love it. It's
Speaker 2: funny though, because we don't even question when we hear
Speaker 2: people talk like that. Like I hear my friends talk
Speaker 2: to their dogs all the time, and I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 2: they're talking dog.
Speaker 1: Julia or in Corefield talk dog to us, go.
Speaker 15: And devising you one of us?
Speaker 10: You love thank you boy?
Speaker 1: You want to.
Speaker 2: You gotta make it sound fun because then they get
Speaker 2: excited about having a bar.
Speaker 1: That's a good idea.
Speaker 2: You know what, when my dogs want to eat, I'm like,
Speaker 2: who wants dinner? And they come running and then I'm like, Paul,
Speaker 2: do you want dinner?
Speaker 1: Should I try? I'm going to tru should try that
Speaker 1: with the kids too.
Speaker 3: You should. Who wanted to get out of the you
Speaker 3: should try with Luke try it. Hey, it's morning Pete
Speaker 3: in Endeavor Hills. So what is it your mum, your
Speaker 3: mum the way your mom talks to your dog.
Speaker 7: Yes, but basically it's my mom's dog. She's got a
Speaker 7: camera similar to what Jace was saying, so it's one
Speaker 7: of the ones that can swing around so she can
Speaker 7: view it. And whenever it will be out for dinner
Speaker 7: or something like that, she'll talk to the dog and be.
Speaker 8: Like's all right, we'll be home soon, Get in your bed.
Speaker 1: She'll do that in the restaurant.
Speaker 7: No joke, any occasion.
Speaker 2: And he is a dog actually called Mutley, yes, like.
Speaker 1: From does does Muttley? Does Mutley talk back?
Speaker 3: Respond?
Speaker 7: Oh, I think it just gets some big confusions like
Speaker 7: where is she?
Speaker 2: Yeah, when they hear it and they can't say the person. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I tried. I came home from Europe a little earlier
Speaker 2: than Paul, my fiance, and I was trying to get
Speaker 2: him to FaceTime the dogs, and they just they don't
Speaker 2: get it. That just how dumb are you? Dog? He's
Speaker 2: inside the phone. Why can't you work that out? They're
Speaker 2: just not interested.
Speaker 1: Pets are Like I was sick of doing it during COVID.
Speaker 1: I'm not zooming anymore.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm done with zoom zoom days are over.
Speaker 1: Baby, Caitlin and Frankston. Caitlyn, give us some dog.
Speaker 11: The bench now, or short haired pointers?
Speaker 1: So I know what.
Speaker 2: You're you know, the struggle of the like. My dogs
Speaker 2: almost turned itself into a giraffe's like sketched its neck
Speaker 2: so it can jump up and put its head in
Speaker 2: the sink to try and get whatever might be left
Speaker 2: in the sink.
Speaker 1: But Caitlin, what about, what about if they're being good,
Speaker 1: like good dogs?
Speaker 13: Well, I only usually told them off through their pet
Speaker 13: came right if.
Speaker 11: They're being naughty, right, But if they're being good.
Speaker 15: We'll be like money and Daddy will be back soon.
Speaker 2: Mummy and daddy. I don't say mummy and daddy to mine.
Speaker 2: I say who's a good girl.
Speaker 1: He's a good I love the authority in Caitlin's voice
Speaker 1: when you're in trouble. Do it again, Kate, they're in trouble.
Speaker 5: The bench, Maggie, drop the statue.
Speaker 1: Ut Oh that is it? Are getting out of here? Hey, guys,
Speaker 1: I need to apologize. I stuffed up the maths a
Speaker 1: bit earlier. It is acts actually one hour and fifty
Speaker 1: four minutes until Clinton has.
Speaker 3: To be at the airport.
Speaker 2: Our very own clean sun away is flying to Paris
Speaker 2: for the Olympics, and he's yet to pack a thing.
Speaker 1: In fact, he did his washing this morning, So all
Speaker 1: these clothes are.
Speaker 16: Wet pairs of Undy's jerk and one day, every day,
Speaker 16: take days we're to do?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Well, remember she almost put herself on the tan.
Speaker 2: No, it's one. Will you shower before you go out
Speaker 2: for dinner and put a fresh pair on then in
Speaker 2: the morning. But you're going to need to find a
Speaker 2: laundry mat nearby.
Speaker 3: I will miss you both immensely.
Speaker 2: How long are you away?
Speaker 3: For a way? For almost four weeks?
Speaker 1: He's still going on the air.
Speaker 3: I'm in transit for the next twenty four hours, but
Speaker 3: I will join you Friday morning.
Speaker 1: Please please be careful over there.
Speaker 3: I will okay, thank you?
Speaker 2: And what are you doing leaving me with Jason for
Speaker 2: a month?
Speaker 3: And I'll bring you back something nice?
Speaker 2: Please? You're going to go to the Moulin roof.
Speaker 1: Do you know what?
Speaker 3: I think? I should go to? The moree rouge? Am
Speaker 3: I allowed?
Speaker 2: Do you know any French words? Do you want to
Speaker 2: go to bed with me?
Speaker 1: I think he's just singing Lady marmaalade?
Speaker 2: Yeah, but isn't that what that means.
Speaker 3: I think it means, do you want to lie with me?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Could you for one of those little padlocks on the
Speaker 1: bridge for me?
Speaker 3: Wonder over there?
Speaker 2: Have you got an air an air tag for your suitcase?
Speaker 11: What?
Speaker 3: I don't have clothes at the moment, So all right,
Speaker 3: he must go. I must go, Musco.
Speaker 1: I remember that you claim to We will see you tomorrow. Bye,
Speaker 1: bring us back a pace.
Speaker 12: Thank you.
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