Speaker 1: Jason on one hundred.
Speaker 2: Well, good morning and hal bit Friday morning.
Speaker 1: How are we all?
Speaker 3: We are good? Good morning, morning.
Speaker 1: Morning, Clinty morning. Clinty's got a new haircut.
Speaker 3: I know Clinton, Clint looks like he's twenty five.
Speaker 4: Well, thank you.
Speaker 1: It looks great.
Speaker 4: It shaved some years off, do you think yep?
Speaker 5: Now, I went today and I said, Justin, it's over
Speaker 5: to you.
Speaker 4: You can do whatever you want.
Speaker 2: Oh crap, what do you mean. I don't think you
Speaker 2: would have said that. It would have been within recent.
Speaker 4: I have audio's Justin.
Speaker 2: You recorded the phone, the conversation with him, but I.
Speaker 5: Know you wouldn't believe me. Anyway, he said, let's do
Speaker 5: a Now what what was it?
Speaker 4: What's it called?
Speaker 3: Jack Babe?
Speaker 2: No, it's just I believe it was the modern mullish.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's called the drop, the drrish, the drop fade.
Speaker 2: I think the.
Speaker 4: Modern bump fade one of those too. There's different versions.
Speaker 1: Give us, give us a word.
Speaker 3: Looks good? Looks good?
Speaker 2: Did they shave sharp at the back?
Speaker 3: They do the mirror behind your head?
Speaker 4: They did do the mirror.
Speaker 5: Now, I thought it might be too short on the sides,
Speaker 5: but apparently that's what Apparently that's what they do. In
Speaker 5: twenty odd years of TV reporting, I've had to have
Speaker 5: my haircut the same way every time. He is, imagine
Speaker 5: me getting into my sports car with this haircut, you know?
Speaker 6: Do you know I didn't need to imagine it because
Speaker 6: Clean picked me up and drove me.
Speaker 3: Really, that would have thought you stole.
Speaker 6: But came to my house with dinner last night and
Speaker 6: then he said I'll pick you up on the way through. No,
Speaker 6: I didn't start, stay, went home, came back this morning,
Speaker 6: picked me up.
Speaker 1: We drove in this it's a.
Speaker 2: Friend, that's all. I finally got anuber in this morning
Speaker 2: so I can take my car home.
Speaker 3: Is it?
Speaker 2: Today is the day because the lovely forward gave me
Speaker 2: a wraptor? Yes, so I've left my car here for
Speaker 2: the last three weeks, so John the office.
Speaker 1: Manager, it's been more than.
Speaker 2: Four No way, really alright? What today is the day?
Speaker 1: I remember the day you got the raptor?
Speaker 4: Should we clap you out.
Speaker 3: Like the Apple store like I bought a Mac.
Speaker 4: We'll put a sheet over the car like you're getting in.
Speaker 4: Pull it off.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's my car, hey, guys, big day today?
Speaker 3: A ladder Gaga tickets v ip sto.
Speaker 2: That's right, we're going to get you in the corporate
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Speaker 3: This hour you are listening out.
Speaker 2: For all right on me in a ladder, Gaga. We
Speaker 2: will play this before seven o'clock this morning when we
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Speaker 2: I thought, you know what to kick things off today,
Speaker 2: let's get in the Christmas spirit.
Speaker 6: Oh oh oh, exact, we're going to play the Edge
Speaker 6: Sheer in Elton John first, I really just do that.
Speaker 1: Now we've got to play Mariah.
Speaker 2: I'm so s what a shiite look not at the
Speaker 2: start we wanted he said, to see when on this
Speaker 2: show and to send me you get Mariah. Yesterday was
Speaker 2: an absolute shock how many times we played Yester six.
Speaker 1: But there was like four and twenty minutes at one point.
Speaker 3: This is it, that's it today.
Speaker 2: No, my brother called me.
Speaker 6: And he goes, I was dropping Siena, my niece's daughter, goes,
Speaker 6: I was dropping her off, and you're playing Mariah Carey.
Speaker 6: And he was inside for like fifteen minutes and he said,
Speaker 6: I came back out and got in my car and
Speaker 6: you were still playing Mariah Carey and he guys.
Speaker 1: I thought you'd played the longest rendition ever. I was like,
Speaker 1: oh no, we did back to back to back to back.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah that Waskay just stumbled and stumbled yesterday.
Speaker 3: Yes, that was a bad one. Today, different day.
Speaker 2: I mentioned earlier Gaga, tickets to Go and your chance
Speaker 2: to win your way to gon by a World. That's right,
Speaker 2: we are doing a takeover I've gone by World. It's
Speaker 2: happening next week on Friday. We are going to be
Speaker 2: live there. It's our final show. You just say thanks
Speaker 2: so listening.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that is going to be fun. We want you
Speaker 6: to join us. I'm excited.
Speaker 1: Five days to go, okay, yeah.
Speaker 5: Five days next week is going to be a big week.
Speaker 1: Your kids on holidays next week.
Speaker 2: No, So we finished on the Friday and then they
Speaker 2: go back to school on the Monday and.
Speaker 1: Finish on Tuesday.
Speaker 3: Half of Tuesday.
Speaker 5: I'll see it one and a half days off, Yes.
Speaker 1: On the holidays.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Don't You're going to go to like
Speaker 1: Sydney and.
Speaker 3: The missus might take a one or two of the boys.
Speaker 6: Last night, you got the mother in law down and
Speaker 6: you had Chris sorry, sorry, no, no, no, no, no, Christine over.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, Christina Herne went over, Christina go to the mask.
Speaker 3: I was like, no, what are you talking me?
Speaker 4: She loves Jesus.
Speaker 2: That a mass. Yes, I'll dive into it a little
Speaker 2: bit later on. But I had my son's graduation last
Speaker 2: night of primary school.
Speaker 6: I said to Clinton the way in Jason's gonna be
Speaker 6: in a foul mood because he was texting me for
Speaker 6: about five o'clock being like.
Speaker 1: You don't believe how hot it is here. It's so
Speaker 1: hot in here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can be honest at six o'clock, so no
Speaker 2: one's listening. Eight o'clock, I'll be like, what a.
Speaker 4: Glorious Plenty of people are listening, just not your family.
Speaker 1: Yeah, give us the unfiltered version.
Speaker 2: The unfiltered version was I've seen hell. It's not a
Speaker 2: nice place. Oh sure, it was meant to be forty.
Speaker 2: It was like the car said thirty nine degrees yesterday,
Speaker 2: Well it wasn't.
Speaker 1: That's lying. The car always lies. It's never as hot
Speaker 1: as what the cart has.
Speaker 2: I think it was hotter and out of all the
Speaker 2: time to put on a collar shirt, I couldn't do
Speaker 2: it for it tight. No no, no, And I didn't even
Speaker 2: do long pants. I wan, I just can't. I'm doing you.
Speaker 1: To his graduation?
Speaker 5: Yeah and mass yeah, no, you had to be in
Speaker 5: long strike.
Speaker 3: I know I didn't too hot.
Speaker 1: What shorts did you wear?
Speaker 6: Not those linen ones you always?
Speaker 3: No, no, no dressy shorts. I want just a nice
Speaker 3: white sneaker.
Speaker 1: Right, And what were all the other dads wearing pants?
Speaker 2: Jokes on them? The guy in front of me was
Speaker 2: in a suit. I thought he was about to die.
Speaker 4: And was it the beautiful celebration of Christianity?
Speaker 2: So we all went to church? Now, I'm sorry, I reckon.
Speaker 2: Even even Jerusalem had air conditioning, like.
Speaker 1: They're not.
Speaker 3: Let's get a couple of splits, can you put on
Speaker 3: the Let's let's.
Speaker 2: Sell some artwork in the mannequin and put a couple
Speaker 2: of splits in. That's all I'm saying. Seriously, you don't
Speaker 2: you know like muld wine, I didn't definitely didn't have
Speaker 2: the wine with the bread.
Speaker 3: It was too hot for me. What's that?
Speaker 1: Where did you have dinner?
Speaker 3: Then we moved from there to the school hall.
Speaker 1: Was at school?
Speaker 3: Now that was great because and God love it.
Speaker 1: Now you were concerned. It was a dry dinner.
Speaker 2: One of the teas a dinner shut up. One of
Speaker 2: the teachers came up to me and she goes, hey,
Speaker 2: Jason had the blind shut in the hall since eight
Speaker 2: this morning in the air con pump just for you.
Speaker 4: But it's still hot.
Speaker 3: You're my favorite, thinking. No, no, the hall was beautiful.
Speaker 1: What was for dinner? I was on the maneuver.
Speaker 2: So we went in a buffet?
Speaker 1: Was it a buffette?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 2: No, no, we went into the school hall. It did resemble,
Speaker 2: you know, like in Back to the Future, the Under
Speaker 2: the Sea dance. It was just like a big round table.
Speaker 1: Is it not allocated seating?
Speaker 3: No, it was allocated seating, because that's.
Speaker 1: Hard when you walk into a function like that, like
Speaker 1: sit wherever you like?
Speaker 2: You big round tables were on a good table with
Speaker 2: some good families.
Speaker 1: Affet.
Speaker 3: No, it was a choice. There was the lamb, shoulder
Speaker 3: or school.
Speaker 1: They did a proper sit down plated.
Speaker 3: To at the people normally run the school shop.
Speaker 1: That's fair enough.
Speaker 4: The tug shop did the catering.
Speaker 5: Lamb sheks what theme?
Speaker 3: Shoulder? And then and then pasta What did you go with?
Speaker 3: I had a bit of both.
Speaker 1: I ticked both boxes on the floor.
Speaker 2: And some spuds and some broccolini and then chocolate moose of.
Speaker 1: The dessert with the kids there too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the kids were kids are running the buck and
Speaker 2: then at ate and so okay, and then at eight
Speaker 2: we had to we had to vacate the premises because
Speaker 2: then it rolls into a disco for the kids.
Speaker 1: Parents have kids there wine dinner.
Speaker 3: There was no wine dinner.
Speaker 2: It was there was a bottle of passion and pepsi
Speaker 2: on each.
Speaker 1: That's a bad option.
Speaker 2: Yeah, is pretty good. Like I said you in the
Speaker 2: text last night. Though even the Disciples got wine at
Speaker 2: their dinner.
Speaker 1: You didn't get wine.
Speaker 3: One of the one of their dads was like, I've
Speaker 3: got a couple of kids.
Speaker 1: But you know what, surely there are a few hip.
Speaker 2: I reckon there would have been.
Speaker 5: They didn't get chocolate morse in Jerusalem.
Speaker 2: No, they didn't quit they Yeah, they would have split systems.
Speaker 6: But I had a photo shoot at my house is
Speaker 6: to day and cheese, and I poured a glass by
Speaker 6: at two thirty thirty. It's thirty on a Thursday. We
Speaker 6: have one very cold, classive shod well.
Speaker 2: I would have wore a camel backpack underneath my linen
Speaker 2: shirt if on you.
Speaker 3: But no, it was a good night.
Speaker 1: Well done.
Speaker 6: Congratulations Philly, Yes, graduating grade six hues.
Speaker 2: I'm very proud of him. Good good Greek as well.
Speaker 1: Did you have to do some kind of presentation? What
Speaker 1: was the graduation song?
Speaker 2: I'pplay it for you, great cut white. It is just
Speaker 2: gone thirteen past six.
Speaker 6: He doesn't know, obviously, I do know left the building.
Speaker 6: Excuse me put a quick call into you want I.
Speaker 2: Know, I know there wasn't vitamin cremat anyway, I'm going
Speaker 2: to wait for you, lad.
Speaker 3: It's just got a quarter bus six.
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Speaker 8: to seven thirty one, get thirty percent of all less
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Speaker 8: to Specsavors.
Speaker 1: Jason Lawrence. Jason Lawrence, you snooze still lose?
Speaker 2: Is the guy we're about to read out two names
Speaker 2: people that have registered on the Nova player app. The
Speaker 2: first one of these guys to call us back when
Speaker 2: a cheek five hundred dollars cash.
Speaker 1: All right, let's do it.
Speaker 6: The two names are Stephen from Mitcham and Nicole from Clyde.
Speaker 6: There you go, Nicole, Clyde Stephen and from Mitcham.
Speaker 1: If you are listening, thirteen twenty four ten is our number.
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Speaker 2: Do not snooze on spec Savers Health Fund offer which
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Speaker 2: options with any health fund conditions apply. Should have gone
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Speaker 6: Oh my gosh, someone's already called through, which I think
Speaker 6: is a matching phone number.
Speaker 4: Wildly successful with this.
Speaker 2: We have, haven't we Normally I've got to be prize
Speaker 2: picks just entering their details and we'd never hear from
Speaker 2: them again.
Speaker 1: What what's surprize It's not a very nice term.
Speaker 3: No, there are people that professionally enter contests and what do.
Speaker 2: They call price picks? They yeah, no, not these not
Speaker 2: these people listening like, there are people who professionally into contest.
Speaker 1: The magazines and magazines.
Speaker 3: Mate.
Speaker 2: Back when I started out in radio, there were people
Speaker 2: that were sitting in houses with like four phone lines.
Speaker 2: They're just ringing all different radio stations competition lines.
Speaker 1: Wow, amazing scenes. Hey, Nicole from Clyde North has called through.
Speaker 1: Good morning, good morning. I did not snooze and you
Speaker 1: did not lose this money's yours?
Speaker 2: Five and the bucks.
Speaker 3: Amazing, Thank you so much. Nice start to.
Speaker 1: Well what a great things happen on a Friday.
Speaker 9: It is, it's great, Thank you so much.
Speaker 1: Adam Early Nicole. What are you doing with your Friday morning?
Speaker 10: Oh it's actually my day off start for the weekend.
Speaker 6: Under those covers she sees in the day shopping at him,
Speaker 6: playing to the day or plan to go back to bed.
Speaker 2: He's probably that one.
Speaker 3: Yeah right, you're.
Speaker 1: Welcome on enjoy weekend.
Speaker 3: Cheeky and nice little way to start the week.
Speaker 4: Great weekend spendings.
Speaker 2: I got an over in this morning. The uber driver
Speaker 2: was saying, he is it was like his grand final.
Speaker 2: He's like a lot of festive parties. Tonight of course
Speaker 2: was an episode. Yeah oh yeah this weekend.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the party that is that.
Speaker 5: You know you're going to need a lot of bottles
Speaker 5: of water in that little uber.
Speaker 2: And remember the old days, the mints and the water
Speaker 2: I've got.
Speaker 6: I've got parties on Wednesday night, Tuesday night, every night.
Speaker 2: I think I think we're going to O T T
Speaker 2: with the festive parties. Love a little Oh my god,
Speaker 2: I forgot. We've got outs coming Wednesday night.
Speaker 5: And it's themed as well, so you got your costume.
Speaker 3: It's I've got the chaps. It's country and western.
Speaker 5: You're going to wear chaps if you were chaps. Jeez,
Speaker 5: clear out the Dead's fort when.
Speaker 2: An electric put an electric ball could possibly go right exactly?
Speaker 2: Life from the Er on Thursday. Hey guys, Yes, Jay Gaga,
Speaker 2: she is playing tonight. She is here front page of
Speaker 2: the Herald this morning. She takes to the said.
Speaker 6: Harald, But Harold is very luck If you're not from Melbourne,
Speaker 6: you're called the Herald, right, it's the Herald Sun.
Speaker 1: It's that one word.
Speaker 3: I've got my tongue, so I'm just.
Speaker 6: Watching my don't blame me ulcer again every word everything
Speaker 6: he says wrong.
Speaker 1: This is the ulcer, the ulcers. Really, it's affecting. It's affective.
Speaker 2: Harold's fine for fun. Bit So coming up, lady, your
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Speaker 5: Jason, Yes, Glen, it's not just music rocking Melbourne at
Speaker 5: the moment.
Speaker 3: Kendrick Lamar last night as well, and Somber.
Speaker 2: I was in church last night at my son's graduation.
Speaker 2: Got a text from one of the guys at work
Speaker 2: here saying do you want to come to Kendrick.
Speaker 1: I didn't need to go to Kendrick remarks I could
Speaker 1: hear it from my house.
Speaker 5: Now some form of fireworks display there.
Speaker 6: To Facebook page, they were saying music the noise was
Speaker 6: carrying because of the wind.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, what happened? The wind carries the noise.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, I've never heard it.
Speaker 3: Yep, that's amazing to read it right, or to take
Speaker 3: Kendrick head wind.
Speaker 6: No, the wind was carrying and do chi warm.
Speaker 5: It's also a big weekend of sport. Now there's two
Speaker 5: very very big spoiling that's happening right now here in
Speaker 5: Melbourne at the sand Belt down at Royal Melbourne you
Speaker 5: have the Australian Open.
Speaker 1: Of course, and then some of my friends going to.
Speaker 5: And then at the Gabba, the Gabbatoir have the Second Test.
Speaker 1: Now, Lauren, we were watching it last night.
Speaker 5: We were at one point hang on, wait, don't get
Speaker 5: too excited. You can choose what we talk about.
Speaker 3: You only get to talk about one.
Speaker 1: Do we go the golf as the golf started yet.
Speaker 2: Or the well, well, you have to wait golf for
Speaker 2: the cricket the golf or the cricket.
Speaker 4: Would you like box or box B.
Speaker 2: Neither, No, you have to pick one.
Speaker 3: Can't do a don key boat.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's do cricket.
Speaker 6: Because more people spoke to me in my household yesterday
Speaker 6: about cricket than okay, all right, and the photographer it's.
Speaker 2: A photo, Lauren.
Speaker 1: We put the cricket on in the background.
Speaker 2: I was like, okay, the cricket.
Speaker 6: And then last night the cricket was on my house
Speaker 6: and Clint was there, my friend Nick was there, Paul
Speaker 6: was there, and Clint goes, look at.
Speaker 1: This guy, He'll go out for a duck. And what happened?
Speaker 4: He Boddy went out for a duct in my room.
Speaker 6: I was in the laundry and I heard three boys
Speaker 6: squealing and I was like, what's happened?
Speaker 3: Can you bet on that? I see you cat?
Speaker 5: You probably can't now, Lauren, Lots happened in the cricket yesterday.
Speaker 2: One.
Speaker 4: Of course, he still follows Australia winning the first Test.
Speaker 5: In person two days yep. Quite extraordinary. When I when
Speaker 5: I say the name Mitchell, yes, what Stark? What does
Speaker 5: it elicit in you?
Speaker 1: He's the captain? He's not he should be he's the
Speaker 1: best batter.
Speaker 2: He's not.
Speaker 1: He's the best bowler.
Speaker 5: He is the best left armor in the world. Right now,
Speaker 5: Yes to Mexico.
Speaker 4: Now he opened proceedings and didn't he strike.
Speaker 5: I saw the start yet what happened?
Speaker 1: Someone went up very quickly in the English name.
Speaker 4: Yes, in fact they were two for five.
Speaker 2: Ye saw that edged taking a first start first over again.
Speaker 5: You can't keep him out of the game, chops and
Speaker 5: it's two and.
Speaker 1: Two for Stark, damaging.
Speaker 2: Blows right at the start.
Speaker 5: Of this second Test match in English, they're caught.
Speaker 2: In the headlights.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 6: It was around that point on the broadcast that I
Speaker 6: saw it's very hot in Brisbane and I saw them
Speaker 6: cut to some of the English supporters, fully grown adult
Speaker 6: men sitting there in the heat with face paint on,
Speaker 6: and I thought, do you think they regret that to
Speaker 6: do that in the heat when there I.
Speaker 3: Think Bigger regretted booking flights to come over. Yeah?
Speaker 4: Wow, well maybe maybe?
Speaker 6: Is it always Astraverse England in the ashes or are
Speaker 6: the other teams to get involved, like when India and
Speaker 6: Pakistan they don't.
Speaker 5: Play for the ashes. Australia and India play for the
Speaker 5: border Gaviscar Trophy. Oh yes, okay, but the Ashes is
Speaker 5: how the Ashes came about?
Speaker 6: Yes, they burn they I do know it was the team.
Speaker 1: They know it was the wicket that they put in
Speaker 1: the incinerator.
Speaker 3: Yeh, that's right.
Speaker 6: And they put it in a tiny little urn like
Speaker 6: the tiny school you've ever seen team And.
Speaker 4: The birthplace of the Ashes is here in Victoria, in Sunbury.
Speaker 5: There you go, There you go. Now, let's move on.
Speaker 4: Actually that stays in. Lords don't go anywhere, do they do?
Speaker 3: Replica?
Speaker 4: It's a replica.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 4: Josh Inglis was also red hot. What happened there?
Speaker 5: He plays for Australia.
Speaker 6: He took some a catch, good catch, he didn't he's
Speaker 6: a wicket keeper.
Speaker 4: He is a wicket keeper, but he wasn't wicket keeping.
Speaker 1: Oh well we weren't batting, so he didn't.
Speaker 5: Do you remember when we all erupted because there was
Speaker 5: a magical runout.
Speaker 1: Sent back problem here, brilliant English. The wicket keeper, no clubs,
Speaker 1: no worry, shrugs him down.
Speaker 2: That's the ones.
Speaker 3: I'm so glad I wasn't at your house last night.
Speaker 6: Well, actually I got in trouble because when the cricket
Speaker 6: was on I tried to put a YouTube on over
Speaker 6: the top and I streamed about about manifesting the supermoon
Speaker 6: and how were we were setting our intentions for a
Speaker 6: new year.
Speaker 1: There were like get it off, well.
Speaker 4: We had to the whole supermoon thing.
Speaker 6: We were supposed to put our name on a piece
Speaker 6: of paper and put it in salt water and leave
Speaker 6: it out overnight because.
Speaker 4: It was the most powerful supermoon.
Speaker 5: And the was again I was also quite interested in this,
Speaker 5: very interested in the supermotoon.
Speaker 6: Jesus Poul was like, I said, you're listening to this
Speaker 6: poor you need to manifest some things.
Speaker 1: So and he goes, I am not listening and not interesting.
Speaker 3: Oh I bet he was manifest something after that.
Speaker 1: The YouTube video went for twenty four months.
Speaker 2: Anyway.
Speaker 4: Josh Inglis was born in England. How's that for a tidbit?
Speaker 4: But he plays for Australia.
Speaker 1: So is it can you you can pay for anyone?
Speaker 4: Well not really now he's the citizen. Anyway. It all
Speaker 4: ended with Joe Route, the captain. He's very good, isn't he.
Speaker 6: I did say Route is an unfortunate surname though yes
Speaker 6: I saw him pop up.
Speaker 5: He made lots of runs, Lauren, didn't he is he England.
Speaker 2: Or Jesus carry going back? Honus? The party cats? And
Speaker 2: doesn't he put his other and what wouldn't he?
Speaker 3: So it continues today?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, day two today.
Speaker 1: Well that concludes our sports report for the morning.
Speaker 4: Well done, Lauren.
Speaker 6: Now my dad said to me yesterday what he called
Speaker 6: me dad? Bobby Phillips got on the blogs about the golf.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, we had our opportunity to talk to Gold.
Speaker 6: All I know is he said, I like Rory, Machaelroy, Mchaelroy,
Speaker 6: and he goes because all the others ran off and
Speaker 6: took the money, but Rory stayed with the establishment. Ah.
Speaker 2: Rory also was called on the news saying that wasn't
Speaker 2: his favorite golf course in Melbourne.
Speaker 3: Did you see that?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 5: Just just quickly on the golf very quickly. An Australian
Speaker 5: leads away. His name is Elvis Smiley, smiling.
Speaker 6: Do you know he's the son of Brant Smiley, the DJ.
Speaker 2: There. She is Lady Gaga, she is in Melbourne, she
Speaker 2: plays tonight.
Speaker 1: Hey, Hey, this is Lady Gaga. Lady Gaga for Resent,
Speaker 1: It's gonna be Gaga.
Speaker 2: Here's the guy we don't just have tickets to the
Speaker 2: Lady Gaga. We have tickets to the V I P.
Speaker 3: Sweet. Now.
Speaker 5: We just sat in the phone room for that experience.
Speaker 5: We did three of us. We took on for the team.
Speaker 5: We took some calls, didn't we?
Speaker 3: Lauren?
Speaker 1: I did not take a single call. And I don't
Speaker 1: know how to answer.
Speaker 6: What our executive phone goes A can't be company calls.
Speaker 6: It's not working, it's not wearing us. Brodie, that phone's
Speaker 6: not plugged in.
Speaker 3: He's just sitting there with the whole phone in his hand.
Speaker 5: Yeah, the phone next and he's the one that runs
Speaker 5: the shallow explains, Hello, phones aren't working, guys.
Speaker 3: So many calls.
Speaker 2: We can't answer.
Speaker 5: Them anyway, someone has got through?
Speaker 2: Who can we?
Speaker 3: Shall we.
Speaker 2: Go for this one?
Speaker 4: Here?
Speaker 5: You reckon, We've got that one. Danny, Hi, how would
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Speaker 2: I would really love to hear the sweet?
Speaker 4: Guess what you're going?
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Speaker 10: Oh my god, I will thank you so much.
Speaker 1: I've been listening for the last however long you've been
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Speaker 2: Yeah, you picked the right time to win. Last week
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Speaker 2: Worries and look like Bloe said, we've got more tickets
Speaker 2: to go every single hour. The next Gaga song you
Speaker 2: are listening out for Aberabra. When you're hear us play Abracadabra,
Speaker 2: it'll be sometime in the next sixty minutes. Can you
Speaker 2: give us a ring and tickets will be your was
Speaker 2: you know who else is here? And if I see
Speaker 2: her eat one more recod of pancake.
Speaker 6: On Instagram, Well she's not in Melbourn yet. You're talking
Speaker 6: about Oprah. You know what's weird. There was this like
Speaker 6: NRL reporter in Sydney rugby reporter Rugby League and he's like,
Speaker 6: I got the Oprah exclusive and he bounced her at
Speaker 6: as she got out of her car and bounced like
Speaker 6: that's what it's called when like you you're a reporter
Speaker 6: and you like wait at someone's door when they get.
Speaker 3: Out of my current affair outside and he.
Speaker 6: Was like this, why would you send the rugby league reporter?
Speaker 6: And he's like Danny Wild great bloke by the way,
Speaker 6: but he's like this, Hi, Oprah, I'm here for the
Speaker 6: Rugby League. Would you like to come to our opening
Speaker 6: game in Vegas?
Speaker 1: And she was like.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: She sort of looks right through him and she's like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: I'd love to.
Speaker 4: That'd be great.
Speaker 1: She seems like she's a good sport though.
Speaker 6: Yeah, she's like one channel it's Channel nine really bothering her.
Speaker 6: Actually there's another Channel nine reported down there and she
Speaker 6: ended up buying him record a pancakes Polo's Channel nine seven.
Speaker 3: I'm going to the same cafe that she's me.
Speaker 1: Jackman told her to y where's she going to go?
Speaker 1: In Melbourne?
Speaker 6: She put a thing on her Instagram saying Jackman gave
Speaker 6: me instructions of where to go.
Speaker 1: Then she did the Bond Bronze. Should we do a
Speaker 1: hot girl laperon.
Speaker 5: Te No, No, we should tell We should tell Oprah
Speaker 5: that the wraps at the paper shop deli in.
Speaker 3: She's ever going to wear.
Speaker 1: And they open early.
Speaker 6: Come on down, everyone, get on Oprah's say, you know what,
Speaker 6: in Melbourne, you should go on paper Go on Jason
Speaker 6: Lawrence and go to the paper shop Deli iconic, great
Speaker 6: good cakes.
Speaker 4: See it tucking into one of those or the cheesecake.
Speaker 1: Yes, go on.
Speaker 3: When does she get here?
Speaker 6: I'm going to see her on Thursday night? Very expensive
Speaker 6: the tickets how much I got the medium one and
Speaker 6: they were like three hundred and something.
Speaker 3: To do a song.
Speaker 6: Some of them like one hundred dollars. It's something like
Speaker 6: four hundred and fifty. And I was like, Jesus, be
Speaker 6: very expecsive, But she'll be great.
Speaker 1: She's with the lady from Channel seven Mel Doyle.
Speaker 2: There we go.
Speaker 1: Will the cash cow be there?
Speaker 11: No?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah she was pre cash can. Yeah she was here,
Speaker 2: which makes you think we've seen the one in the costume.
Speaker 6: But I think now they've done the warm up in
Speaker 6: there'll be event like they'll be better mates by the
Speaker 6: time they get to Melbourne.
Speaker 3: He'll be well.
Speaker 2: Good morning, everybody working a Friday. A lot of people
Speaker 2: heading to the golf this weekend.
Speaker 6: A lot of people heading to the golf this weekend.
Speaker 6: A lot of people heading to Gaga this weekend. Yeah,
Speaker 6: a lot of people heading all over the place.
Speaker 4: It's going to do their festive shopping.
Speaker 2: Good weather today for the golf down in Sandy. However,
Speaker 2: tomorrow's showers, which isn't great. Right.
Speaker 1: Was it as windy down there yesterday as they predicted?
Speaker 2: No? No, no, the wind warnings question. Just the golf
Speaker 2: stop like the cricket in the rain. Not in the rain, no, shy.
Speaker 2: The only thing that stops golf is the lightning. Storm's lightning,
Speaker 2: very very frightening. Because they're holding a big metal metal.
Speaker 1: So they playing the rain.
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 3: Does the caddy have to stand there with the umbrella.
Speaker 5: Yeah, not while they're playing the shot. They generally play
Speaker 5: the shot in the rain.
Speaker 2: Now, if you're sitting there like me, I was watching
Speaker 2: a bit yesterday and I'm like, look at these poor caddies.
Speaker 5: You were watching the golf just for a second, because
Speaker 5: you're playing golf at the moment you're inspired, and I'm
Speaker 5: look at.
Speaker 3: These caddies golf.
Speaker 6: He is sitting in the pub watching his Excuse me,
Speaker 6: and he calls that playing golf.
Speaker 3: I'm learning to play golf. We're doing lessons.
Speaker 1: You're not doing lessons.
Speaker 4: How many balls are here?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I got a lesson on Saturday.
Speaker 2: How many balls a golf club?
Speaker 3: Two thirty?
Speaker 4: So you haven't hit a ball every Every Monday you
Speaker 4: come in.
Speaker 5: Here and say, oh, we had golf lessons at the week.
Speaker 1: He has not picked.
Speaker 4: You've not struck one ball.
Speaker 3: Saturdays the day he'll.
Speaker 6: Take one photo holding a golf club and send it
Speaker 6: to us and he'll never swing it ever.
Speaker 2: I will, I will.
Speaker 1: You've been saying this for months.
Speaker 3: I mean to give a couple and then we'll do eighteen.
Speaker 4: What's your club of choice? What's your favorite.
Speaker 6: Pitching Remember you're joining the ex golf remember his ex
Speaker 6: goulf team he joined Swingers Club.
Speaker 1: Did you ever play?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 2: I couldn't that night. Yeah no, honestly, I'm getting.
Speaker 1: Into go at it again.
Speaker 2: Clink.
Speaker 4: Good luck with the pitching wedge off the tea.
Speaker 2: What I was going to say is the caddies make
Speaker 2: a bit of coin, don't they get like a caddy?
Speaker 1: I could see you like, although Na, you wouldn't.
Speaker 4: Carry because the caddy has to advise them.
Speaker 1: Gilmore caddy.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, Rory, Rory, I do a pitching wedge for
Speaker 2: this man.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, you.
Speaker 4: Want anything from the tuck shop?
Speaker 3: Does the drinks can't come around at Royal Melbourne.
Speaker 1: The end of year is nice, that's what they say.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, it's close.
Speaker 2: It's careful if we're talking festive Sember's fine.
Speaker 6: Twenty days you worried about twenty days now. An article
Speaker 6: has caught my attention in the newspaper. It's actually in
Speaker 6: the physical newspaper. Is it says pets to enjoy, you'll tie, splurge,
Speaker 6: you'll time. Australians are expected to spend more than one
Speaker 6: billion dollars on their beloved pets this festive season. Jesus
Speaker 6: pet owners are tipped to spend an average of eighty
Speaker 6: dollars on treats and toys for their four legged friends,
Speaker 6: with thirteen percent to fork out two hundred dollars or more. Peto,
Speaker 6: which is a brand who did the research. They say
Speaker 6: Peto that one in three pet owners admit they will
Speaker 6: spend more on their pets than some of their relatives
Speaker 6: this festive season.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that doesn't surprise me. We've we've spoken before on
Speaker 2: this show about people that really look after their But one.
Speaker 8: Thing that I really like to do with my competitionals
Speaker 8: is that I like to stuck on his eyelash, and
Speaker 8: he actually likes that too.
Speaker 2: Cooler, your husband does some weird stuff.
Speaker 3: For the cat.
Speaker 8: We'll sit down and have our meal at night. If
Speaker 8: we're having something like steak, he'll allow one of our
Speaker 8: cats but sit on the table meant to him, not
Speaker 8: bear are, and he will chew up a little bit
Speaker 8: of steak and then give.
Speaker 1: It to the cat.
Speaker 3: That's all right.
Speaker 2: He chews it up, yeah, so the cat doesn't that's.
Speaker 3: And then spits it out and then gives it to the.
Speaker 1: Clint has to do for Pep because he had all
Speaker 1: these teeth.
Speaker 3: How many teeth do you have about?
Speaker 5: He had like sixteen out.
Speaker 1: So Clint pre choose all PEPs meat.
Speaker 2: But that's not as taking the pits, right, that's not
Speaker 2: as weird as I don't know what you think.
Speaker 6: He's sitting at home drawing up Pep's steak and then
Speaker 6: putting it in the babble.
Speaker 3: Sharing there sucking on her horses eyelashes, so he knows.
Speaker 4: That was not that was not that was not okay.
Speaker 2: No, I have hung the competition horse.
Speaker 4: I have hung PEPs festive stocking out.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, Quint sent me a photo of this
Speaker 6: tree and I go I really like the stocking in
Speaker 6: the background with the poor print.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's got a dog down to have a very
Speaker 5: happy December him.
Speaker 3: Can we talk to the pet community this morning?
Speaker 1: A mad pet owner?
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four ten is our number. I was going
Speaker 2: to avoid mad and go with do you spoil?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 2: Mad's good?
Speaker 1: Yeah, but if you spoil them, you're mad like me.
Speaker 4: I spoil.
Speaker 3: Are you a mad spoiling pet owner?
Speaker 1: Give us what do you do for your dog?
Speaker 5: Bit cray crayturn dragon.
Speaker 2: In Jason's case, I've got cocoa black festive hampers to go.
Speaker 4: Oh that's nice.
Speaker 3: Oh, oh my god, chocolate chocolate popcorn.
Speaker 1: Don't you're still talking about that?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 6: I introduced Jason about two years ago and it took
Speaker 6: all the time because.
Speaker 3: It's very good.
Speaker 1: It's so.
Speaker 4: They did pretzels as well.
Speaker 6: Yes, I've never It's one dangerously close to my house,
Speaker 6: cocoa black, and I often swing past them.
Speaker 2: I don't mind that chocolate raspberry as well. Thirteen twenty
Speaker 2: four ten is our number. Are you a mad crazy
Speaker 2: pet owner? Give us call, let us know how you
Speaker 2: spoil them. We are talking pets this morning.
Speaker 1: Oil pets.
Speaker 6: There is an article that says many of us, in fact,
Speaker 6: more than half fifty seven percent, would rather spend money
Speaker 6: on our pets than somewhere relatives during the festive season.
Speaker 6: I quite like my rollo. I've got a good bunch.
Speaker 2: But I really love my pets.
Speaker 1: Love the dog os.
Speaker 3: Are you doing a sant photo?
Speaker 2: Pet?
Speaker 3: Should do?
Speaker 4: Shouldn't I?
Speaker 6: People do the dog I saw people at the mcg
Speaker 6: doing dog family sound of photos.
Speaker 2: Yea friend of mine was carrying their giant labrador in
Speaker 2: Westfield the other day.
Speaker 1: Oh, could you take.
Speaker 4: With their assistance dogs?
Speaker 3: Maybe no, no, no, I think some of them. Don't
Speaker 3: quote me on this.
Speaker 2: It's got hours or yeah, you can't just rock up at.
Speaker 3: South Lane and go home here with the dog?
Speaker 5: Sounds okay, Well I should take pets. Yeah photosage shop. Yeah,
Speaker 5: we could have a family pet. Pay the forty nine
Speaker 5: and get the magnet. Oh yeah, oh yeah, I'll get
Speaker 5: the hoodie as well.
Speaker 1: Did I print them on.
Speaker 4: Jay's Trust me you can get it printed on what.
Speaker 6: I believe it when I say it coming next week
Speaker 6: with you and Pep and Santa.
Speaker 3: And a skateboard. I want to print on a skateboard.
Speaker 1: Yeah you said anything?
Speaker 3: And pins I want toffee mug, I want to pep
Speaker 3: pin a pet pin?
Speaker 6: Yep, yeah, all right, Brae in Gelong, do you spoil
Speaker 6: your pets more than some of your family?
Speaker 12: Hey, guys, love the show. It's my husband Luke. He's
Speaker 12: got a friendly named Frankie. Frank but he cooks in
Speaker 12: his own piece every morning.
Speaker 6: With the shair.
Speaker 2: Does he cut the.
Speaker 3: Sorry, does he cut the crass off?
Speaker 1: No shares like they have a now bree these shoes.
Speaker 1: Does he cook you bread for two or just Frankie
Speaker 1: the dog?
Speaker 12: Yeah, I don't even get a look in.
Speaker 1: What came first? You or the dog.
Speaker 3: He's going to be there at the end of the day,
Speaker 3: the dog.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, hopefully both of them and they live
Speaker 1: happily ever.
Speaker 6: After, exactly right in Ascot Vale, good morning, good.
Speaker 10: Morning, you're mad. Yes, we took our pet beegle Ollie's
Speaker 10: to the park Height for a night for my birthday
Speaker 10: or did you smuggle it in?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 10: They have pet friendly rooms. They had like a little
Speaker 10: courtyard and everything.
Speaker 2: It was great. The w has that as well. You
Speaker 2: can ring ahead and they set up a doggy Yeah qt,
Speaker 2: I've seen it. It's like a full pet package at
Speaker 2: the w You can go there and they set up
Speaker 2: like a dog.
Speaker 1: Be everything to the w in Melbourne.
Speaker 2: Really not where do you like?
Speaker 1: Where does the dogs?
Speaker 3: Where do they go for a Wii?
Speaker 10: They have a little courtyard set up outside for weez
Speaker 10: and poos and then they they have like a little
Speaker 10: dog bet that they feed up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, very cute.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'd love to have a little hotel for the dogs.
Speaker 4: Chuck it into the pet hotel.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, sometimes a pet hotel is more expensive than
Speaker 2: a normal hotel. Right, yeah, actually even daycare. I said
Speaker 2: to me, why don't we just get him a room
Speaker 2: at the overtime, pay the concyge fifty bucks to check
Speaker 2: in on the kids every four hours. It's cheaper than
Speaker 2: getting a babysitter.
Speaker 1: Not bad, not a bad idea.
Speaker 3: Don't if it's legal, but you know.
Speaker 6: Chris in Altona Meadows, Good morning, do you spoil your pet?
Speaker 9: Good morning guys, Big Fanny Show.
Speaker 1: Thanks for listening.
Speaker 9: Chris, mate, looks my dog that recently recently passed. My
Speaker 9: wife used to spaill him rotten. We had a black
Speaker 9: English staffy and he looked so so vicious when you
Speaker 9: look at him. But he was a big baby in
Speaker 9: a he'd see my wife putting mail polish on her
Speaker 9: fingers through the window, and he'd want to come inside.
Speaker 9: What would sit him by her lamp? Put no polish
Speaker 9: on his on his poor nails.
Speaker 6: They sat there and had manicures together.
Speaker 1: Did he have cucumbers on the eyes as well?
Speaker 9: He should have, because you're going buy thirty dollars a
Speaker 9: feed it to him while he's getting his paws done.
Speaker 3: Don't do that at the saloon, do that?
Speaker 1: No, not at my saloon.
Speaker 3: God, I'd go with you.
Speaker 1: It's the dog's name, Chris.
Speaker 9: His name was Jake.
Speaker 3: We should all paint one of our nails today for
Speaker 3: j crest in peace.
Speaker 2: Oh, jacib Jo.
Speaker 1: Being fed well, getting a manicure? I like it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Why did they do that? At the barber?
Speaker 9: Have a mega once the lead?
Speaker 3: Oh here you Chris, have a meat slicer and a
Speaker 3: beer fridge.
Speaker 1: A lot of places do now they've.
Speaker 2: Got beer fridges, meat slices. No, nothing wrong with the
Speaker 2: checrudery board. But yeah, sudden actually maybe not at the
Speaker 2: barber with the hair in the cheese. It is not
Speaker 2: the best of the scene. Well, good morning, everybody, welcoming Friday.
Speaker 1: Hello, tear Melbourne. We've done it.
Speaker 2: We've made it to Friday weekend. Big shout out to
Speaker 2: some kids around Melbourne who will be finishing up for.
Speaker 3: The year today.
Speaker 2: Yes, I was talking to I'm talking to some of
Speaker 2: the teachers last night at Felix's ely.
Speaker 4: Is that the private line that'd been the private schools? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Schatting with the teachers last night at Felix's graduation. I'm like,
Speaker 2: what's this Because my boys have one more week and
Speaker 2: then a Monday and then half a day Tuesday. And
Speaker 2: I'm like, what's with the half a day? Because we
Speaker 2: save up our days and use them in lou and
Speaker 2: then have like they have the teachers. Well that festive
Speaker 2: drinks in the second half of the day.
Speaker 1: Oh, that's fair enough. They deserve that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that margarita machine.
Speaker 6: They don't want to be taking it a day of
Speaker 6: leave for that. No, No, that's definitely work related exactly.
Speaker 6: They are stressed.
Speaker 3: Hey, guys, music can be a powerful thing. You know.
Speaker 3: I can get you through breakups.
Speaker 1: It's got to make for many impact. Lady Gaga got
Speaker 1: me feel breaker.
Speaker 2: Really, you know, it can be it can remind you
Speaker 2: of celebrations, you know, there's certain songs that.
Speaker 3: You just hear and you like. It takes you straight
Speaker 3: back to.
Speaker 2: The moment in your life.
Speaker 4: Can kill loneliness, It can exactly yourself there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're no longer lonely. I know this artist would
Speaker 2: have that power for a lot of people. She is
Speaker 2: playing Marvel tonight. We have the Nova VP sweet and
Speaker 2: there is a spot for you in it. Thirteen twenty
Speaker 2: four ten is our number. Where are offloading tickets right
Speaker 2: now at nover one hundred.
Speaker 3: Give us a ring.
Speaker 2: I love that song.
Speaker 6: I just got a very funny text about that song,
Speaker 6: Jason from our boss. It says I put this song
Speaker 6: in so Jason have to say the title of it
Speaker 6: and potentially that it was going to get.
Speaker 1: People in the mood. And I thought he'd drop the
Speaker 1: sea word.
Speaker 6: And I said no, well, actually, Sarah, you must have
Speaker 6: missed the six o'clock hour because I said, oh, we've
Speaker 6: got a great song coming up.
Speaker 1: It's going to get you right in the food and
Speaker 1: then we have to play Maria Carrion.
Speaker 5: But I would argue that's sort of like editorial, like
Speaker 5: you're allowed to say no, no, you announce the song.
Speaker 3: Now I can't back announce it.
Speaker 4: Why not.
Speaker 2: No, No, that's not what he said.
Speaker 1: He said, We've got a song coming up that's going
Speaker 1: to get you.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 5: That's he put his foot in it West because in
Speaker 5: news it's fine, and use it's fine, commercials it's fine.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that is Ed Sheeran Elton John.
Speaker 1: It's a great song.
Speaker 2: What's it called?
Speaker 3: Mary the Festive Season?
Speaker 4: Mary the Festive Season.
Speaker 5: Hey, guys, the Herald Son does some superb work, especially
Speaker 5: this time.
Speaker 1: He calls it the Herald.
Speaker 5: It's coming towards the end of the year, which means
Speaker 5: it's time. It's time for a list. No, it's not
Speaker 5: a bachelor, it's this time now.
Speaker 1: I found this last night online.
Speaker 5: I want to introduce you guys to Melbourne's most stylish women.
Speaker 5: Twenty five of them.
Speaker 3: Get a look in.
Speaker 5: From industry leaders, artistic powerhouses, next gen voices, quiet task
Speaker 5: masters as these these women paint the true portrait of
Speaker 5: modern Melbourne esthetics.
Speaker 6: As I was sitting on the couch last night and
Speaker 6: my ripped jeans, my birkenstocks, I thought clip was at
Speaker 6: my house and I thought, I'm gonna have a whoon
Speaker 6: on this list. See who's on there.
Speaker 4: Well, Lauren, your girlfriends. A lot of them are on this.
Speaker 1: And every person I know is on that except for one.
Speaker 5: The likes hang on, hang on, the likes of Nadia
Speaker 5: Bartelding is on the list.
Speaker 4: Effie Cats, she's very.
Speaker 5: Stylished, Narrative.
Speaker 1: Blake's on there, Sarah.
Speaker 5: Lucas, Lana Wilkinson. These are all girls that you won
Speaker 5: and done with, right Adam, I'll.
Speaker 1: Tell you she's stylish.
Speaker 5: This list is compiled by Alice Costa and Elliott Garno.
Speaker 2: Is it? Laurence brought it?
Speaker 4: What are you doing?
Speaker 5: By Alice cost and Elliott He's dumped carry big More.
Speaker 5: Beyond that, it's a celebration of the city's most influential, intriguing,
Speaker 5: most impeccably stylish ladies.
Speaker 11: Now Lauren, I didn't make it either. Lauren found out
Speaker 11: on that Carry. She's my friend now, Jase. Lauren found
Speaker 11: out about this list last night as we were watching
Speaker 11: the cricket How to Go Down for This is a
Speaker 11: reaction recording.
Speaker 2: Would here we go?
Speaker 6: This is a secret recording And I saw you at
Speaker 6: the end. I was like, how do you don't you
Speaker 6: dare play that?
Speaker 2: I'm bloody, proudy, I'm Proudie Woods Johnson.
Speaker 3: Is there any l.
Speaker 4: I mean, that's evening.
Speaker 1: Is the plastic burkensts?
Speaker 2: Plastic?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Why didn't I make my So that's actually too.
Speaker 3: Sorry? Were you going to send a note.
Speaker 6: To the paper, Yeah, I said, I'm going to text
Speaker 6: Alice Costa and say, why isn't this outfit fashionable?
Speaker 1: I was wearing plastic working stocks.
Speaker 3: Rich, that's the way where if Nadia was wearing those.
Speaker 1: It is stylish.
Speaker 4: I would look. I think you are an artistic powerhouse.
Speaker 4: It's just that you don't.
Speaker 1: I think I needed what I said.
Speaker 6: I can't keep up with the galleys.
Speaker 3: It's the old school rule. Surround yourself.
Speaker 1: Do I need to do? I need to find other
Speaker 1: less stylish friends so I look like the.
Speaker 5: Cool Yes, yes you need to.
Speaker 4: You need to ask questions of Elliott is my best friend.
Speaker 2: He was your best friend and he thinks he dressed
Speaker 2: like a slap. I mean all those other women are unfair, Lauren.
Speaker 4: We love how you work.
Speaker 1: Clint go Away, that was so patronizing.
Speaker 3: The mushroom lady.
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, that's cheek, prison cheek.
Speaker 1: I'm just like her.
Speaker 2: That's what made me think of it. Good morning, Melbourne,
Speaker 2: just gone four past ay, quick, apologies a little technical
Speaker 2: failure there during Clinton.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there was a technical it was just was it for.
Speaker 4: Some doll me to do it again? England will resume
Speaker 4: on that.
Speaker 1: No, we don't care about the cricket.
Speaker 5: Kidding, we love the cricket.
Speaker 3: We miss sport. Can you give us quick update on
Speaker 3: the cricket place of course?
Speaker 5: Obviously, Day two of the Ashes Test continues today. England
Speaker 5: in a strong position. Joe Roote not out one hundred
Speaker 5: and thirty five. Also, Elvis Smiley.
Speaker 2: What a nice Smiley is the strong.
Speaker 4: Son of Liz Smiley who cues extra got a great cash?
Speaker 2: Really lash, excuse me?
Speaker 1: What are you talking about?
Speaker 3: Great?
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 11: I have no ideas on the.
Speaker 1: Extra smiling, don't impersonate like we're allowed.
Speaker 2: Was on the ad because she's got to gum?
Speaker 3: Yeah great? Hey you really laugh?
Speaker 1: Is that what she says? Or is that how she speaks?
Speaker 1: You doing? What are you doing?
Speaker 5: Elvia Smiley leads Australian Open and he's the son of
Speaker 5: please I.
Speaker 1: Understand that.
Speaker 3: Name. And she's on the extra ad because she says.
Speaker 4: And she's got a great taste. It really lasts.
Speaker 2: Okay, let's try off on some money this morning. We're
Speaker 2: not offending anyone. It's in the ad.
Speaker 3: Can we get the extra ad please?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: See, good morning, Lucy?
Speaker 1: Do you know that ad?
Speaker 5: Good morning?
Speaker 2: Do you know the extra ad?
Speaker 7: You?
Speaker 3: We're going to get the commercial.
Speaker 6: You know who lives smiling from the ex Was she
Speaker 6: famous for being on an extra app?
Speaker 4: Yes, she's a tennis player.
Speaker 3: She was famous for.
Speaker 1: No, he didn't put that part in the story. Do
Speaker 1: you know what's her name?
Speaker 3: Liz Smile?
Speaker 1: Do you know who Liz Smiley is? Lucy?
Speaker 2: No, we are. You're lucky.
Speaker 1: That's not the five thousand she's got an He's.
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Speaker 3: You ready to go it together?
Speaker 1: Cli, We've got giggles?
Speaker 3: You ready, LuxI already? Why are you laughing?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 6: Because he just told me that whole story. And then
Speaker 6: he said, and her son is very good at golf,
Speaker 6: And I said, doesn't he play christ.
Speaker 5: Joe Ruot plays Cookert Elvis Smiley plays golf, and his
Speaker 5: mum played and loves Extra.
Speaker 2: Here's your question, five hundred dollars. All right, good luck.
Speaker 2: Make sure you during that time.
Speaker 5: How many kilometers are there in a full marathon?
Speaker 8: Three two one?
Speaker 1: Twenty twenty one is a half marathon? Forty two is
Speaker 1: a full marathon?
Speaker 2: Lucy, Oh, thank you, thank.
Speaker 4: You for that.
Speaker 1: That's right, isn't it. I don't have the answer in
Speaker 1: front of me. Two. Okay, I'm sorry, Lucy. Things have
Speaker 1: gone a bit.
Speaker 5: Cooky in bit hair shape because Jas was doing his
Speaker 5: impersonation of his smile.
Speaker 2: He excuse me, excuse me. It wasn't just me, it
Speaker 2: was you two.
Speaker 6: They're trying to give me the family tree of some
Speaker 6: sporting family.
Speaker 2: Sorry, Lucy, Loving Lucy Smiley. We found the ap she
Speaker 2: is he ready.
Speaker 6: I've been a big fan of Extra for a long
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Speaker 2: Now try new extra fruit flavor. I remember it being
Speaker 2: nothing like you.
Speaker 1: Why are you talking like she's got a gold stopper
Speaker 1: in her mouth. She doesn't sound like that at all.
Speaker 6: She doesn't even have the chewing gum in her mouth
Speaker 6: during the ad a lot more.
Speaker 4: You tug yourself this whole It really asks what's wrong?
Speaker 1: What's wrong with you?
Speaker 4: Two?
Speaker 2: We have a list.
Speaker 1: Did she had a mouthful of extra?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Play a song. Take some time out, Melbourne.
Speaker 6: I'm sorry, she's Loise.
Speaker 3: That's not how I remember it. There's another version.
Speaker 2: We played the wrong version. That's what it was. Can
Speaker 2: I take a second, if you will indulge me for
Speaker 2: a second, just do a bit of a shout out
Speaker 2: to someone in Melbourne. Very proud dad speaking right now,
Speaker 2: big shout out to my son Felix, who last night
Speaker 2: graduated primary school.
Speaker 1: Oh Felix, it's well done. Did you have to make
Speaker 1: a speech for the performance.
Speaker 3: He did a prayer?
Speaker 1: Mm hmm, his prayer? Do you remember it? The Lord's prayer?
Speaker 1: Another one?
Speaker 3: It was one of them.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: And did he have a graduation song?
Speaker 3: Yes, they did a graduation.
Speaker 2: On the graduation yeah.
Speaker 1: Or did some schools write their own graduation?
Speaker 3: They actually did the kids.
Speaker 2: The kids wrote a song and then performed it in
Speaker 2: the hall afterwards. It was like it was like an original.
Speaker 1: It was a home But are you sure we just
Speaker 1: can't remember?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no no, they there was an original
Speaker 2: they did in the sweating because you.
Speaker 6: Know, I'm going to ask details about Felix's graduation because
Speaker 6: I'm excited him.
Speaker 2: And you probably.
Speaker 4: Snuck around you there.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Did you actually go.
Speaker 2: Don't ruin this moment for me?
Speaker 1: All right, it's not about you.
Speaker 4: I can see you're deeply emotional about it.
Speaker 6: He would have been singing vitamins the graduation, looking around,
Speaker 6: being like, where's Dad, where's Dad? Oh, there's dad running
Speaker 6: under the sprinklers outside because it's too hot.
Speaker 2: He did say to me, he goes, now there's still
Speaker 2: a bit to go, and there's some speeches. He was like,
Speaker 2: calming me down.
Speaker 1: Things to you, like dad, don't embarrass me in that age.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: When his friends come over, he goes, don't do you,
Speaker 2: don't try and do your funny little comedy routine.
Speaker 1: No you shouldn't.
Speaker 2: I'm with you.
Speaker 3: They're not here to see you.
Speaker 1: Don't do it on this show either, But yeah, I was.
Speaker 2: Bloody proud of him last night. Like next year he
Speaker 2: goes to high school, which I'm just like, where the
Speaker 2: hell Like I remember, I saying to Loure, I remember
Speaker 2: first day of prep and are dropping him off, going
Speaker 2: look at all those old parents there of the year
Speaker 2: six is where the cool parents prep prepre the old
Speaker 2: ones now, but.
Speaker 1: Then young when they go to high school.
Speaker 2: Exactly got a real roller coaster at the moment of
Speaker 2: the cycle.
Speaker 1: So what do they do to celebrated they've got.
Speaker 3: Well, they've got They did a mass and then.
Speaker 1: And we've ripped into him about that.
Speaker 2: He went for Queensland. Sorry it was ninety eight degrees yesterday.
Speaker 2: It's fine, it wasn't.
Speaker 4: But all the other dads are in suits.
Speaker 2: No air on in the church, and that's fine because
Speaker 2: then we went to the nice air condition.
Speaker 1: Hall after well, you've shown me photos, look.
Speaker 2: For the dinner and then yeah, they've got one more
Speaker 2: week of school. And then on the final day, all
Speaker 2: the school kids do like an arch and all the
Speaker 2: year six through it.
Speaker 1: But they've drawn each other's school uniform They had like.
Speaker 2: These teddy bears last night that they were all signing
Speaker 2: and everything. Yeah, not on the uniforms yet. I think
Speaker 2: that's more of a high school job. But yeah, I
Speaker 2: was just I was buddy proud of him. You know,
Speaker 2: it's been it's been a big six years, many highs
Speaker 2: and lows. And he's got a really really good group
Speaker 2: of mates as well.
Speaker 5: And well done to you and Leu on raising such
Speaker 5: a great independent young man as well.
Speaker 3: Thank you Clint there, but.
Speaker 1: Especially to say something so nice.
Speaker 6: I had just straightened up there for he's good boy feeling.
Speaker 6: Is he going to high school with his mates?
Speaker 2: He's got about four or five mates that are going
Speaker 2: to the same high school. They're all sort of dispersing
Speaker 2: in different.
Speaker 1: That's pretty good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's not bad.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 1: What was the song they sung for the graduation?
Speaker 3: I swear to God, Lauren?
Speaker 1: Well, I did ask you at six o'clock and you said,
Speaker 1: I'll tell you a bit later.
Speaker 2: He's now googling church songs. It wasn't a church.
Speaker 1: It wasn't.
Speaker 5: Call sister.
Speaker 4: Did they sing.
Speaker 2: I will follow you follow him wherever?
Speaker 1: Calling? Pilix.
Speaker 2: I'm just I'm calling hello Felix.
Speaker 1: You're on the radio.
Speaker 3: You live on the radio. Hey, budd, it's danger. Hey.
Speaker 2: I was just telling the guys about the song last
Speaker 2: night and I was humming at earlier.
Speaker 3: What was the song against you did.
Speaker 2: In the church in the church, lanns?
Speaker 1: We know, not a church song. We play that on No,
Speaker 1: it works in the church as well.
Speaker 3: They sang it better.
Speaker 4: Than And then what did they sing?
Speaker 2: Eminem? No, they didn't do eminem. And then you guys
Speaker 2: did another song in the hall, didn't you.
Speaker 6: Yeah, what was that one that was created by the
Speaker 6: I was.
Speaker 1: A home job. What was that one called? Hey phone?
Speaker 1: It's very cheering of you, it was.
Speaker 2: But this was this was the and they did in
Speaker 2: the school and the church is the one you said it.
Speaker 1: Was a religious church song.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's about lanterns. Yes, thank you. Hey buddy, I'm
Speaker 2: proud of you. You enjoyed today, Okay, thank you.
Speaker 3: I'm going to love you.
Speaker 2: No, we're not egging anyone, Lauren.
Speaker 4: Hey, Phelix, we're proud of you.
Speaker 2: Thank you, love you, love you buddy.
Speaker 1: That's awkward. Hey, Hey, this is Lady Gaga. Lady Gaga
Speaker 1: for resents.
Speaker 5: It's gonna be Gaga Melbourne.
Speaker 3: Stop breaking our phones.
Speaker 5: This is crazy now there's already people lining up at
Speaker 5: Marvel Stadium.
Speaker 4: Little monsters, Little monsters, shout out.
Speaker 6: To anyone going to see Lady Gaga this weekend. There
Speaker 6: are things that are not welcome in the stadium. You
Speaker 6: can no longer bring flowers in to give to Lady Gaga.
Speaker 6: You can not, apparently, lots of little monsters using red
Speaker 6: canes or walking sticks unless you need them for accessibility needs,
Speaker 6: you cannot, apparently a lot of people bring them in.
Speaker 6: You can't be doing that. No one is to throw
Speaker 6: teddy bears. There are no gifts allowed in.
Speaker 2: I just don't think we should be throwing by a
Speaker 2: teddy bear anything at artists.
Speaker 1: And this is what it says.
Speaker 6: A flower stem can poke someone in the eye, a
Speaker 6: thorn and cut, and a zipper or a button on a.
Speaker 1: Toy can also cause an injury to face.
Speaker 2: It can.
Speaker 1: So no gifts for Lady Gaga for anyone going.
Speaker 6: Do not throw them at the performers. You're being big
Speaker 6: trouble and they'll take them off your point.
Speaker 2: Yes, mum, all right, let's do it.
Speaker 3: This is it. We haven't got any more?
Speaker 2: Final double to the v IP sweet if you want
Speaker 2: them for Lady Gaga.
Speaker 1: All right, here we go, let's pick one up.
Speaker 3: Hello, Renee in Bentley.
Speaker 10: Yes, that's me, That is you.
Speaker 1: Renee?
Speaker 3: Are going.
Speaker 2: Everyone?
Speaker 9: I'm in the emergency.
Speaker 1: Department, emergency department?
Speaker 2: What are you doing? For good?
Speaker 8: An ivy tap?
Speaker 3: Are you going to be a right to go?
Speaker 10: Absolutely?
Speaker 8: I will spit the IVY trip with me.
Speaker 1: Are you getting an ivy er? You gotta ing up? No?
Speaker 2: I will.
Speaker 8: You're right, I'm fine.
Speaker 1: Now are you on the ivy?
Speaker 6: She's just setting it up for me. Now.
Speaker 10: She probably thinks I'm weird.
Speaker 2: So hang on.
Speaker 3: You're in the emergency department at the hospital.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, I've been overnight waiting.
Speaker 10: To be checked on that.
Speaker 1: Can you have you got gastro? No?
Speaker 4: You should take you should take the nurse with you
Speaker 4: to Lady Gaga.
Speaker 5: I should take it.
Speaker 10: I should take the don say you're bad, but don't
Speaker 10: tell my husband is not bad?
Speaker 11: Is he?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 1: All the women in Melbourne gastra get on down there.
Speaker 3: She doesn't have gastro?
Speaker 1: Is it tonight or tomorrow night? Let me just check
Speaker 1: it out tomorrow nights. You've got another day to get
Speaker 1: better in a.
Speaker 8: I will make sure I get back on your feet.
Speaker 2: This is the first time I've ever given away Bryce
Speaker 2: to someone currently hooked up to an IV.
Speaker 9: In the Are you going to take my beautiful girlfriend
Speaker 9: who's been trying for both of us?
Speaker 12: Gates men?
Speaker 1: Has he off to be a little with Renee who's
Speaker 1: ditching her husband?
Speaker 3: And you live around you live around the corner from me.
Speaker 3: You're about to get home. Swing.
Speaker 8: Look if you can come pick me up on the way,
Speaker 8: I'll be I'll be happy.
Speaker 1: Careful what you wish for?
Speaker 2: He drives me brother, and I can put the IV
Speaker 2: drip in the back. Why not in the tree?
Speaker 10: Absolutely?
Speaker 1: Are you all right?
Speaker 2: I'm fine?
Speaker 1: Are you feeling better?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 6: I am Now?
Speaker 1: Have you been in the hospital all night?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: What time is.
Speaker 6: Sorry?
Speaker 8: What time did you go in about speaks last night?
Speaker 2: Jeez?
Speaker 1: This is do a great job.
Speaker 8: Shout out you a fabulous job and they've been very
Speaker 8: looked off me very well.
Speaker 1: One more ivan, you'll be back on your feet.
Speaker 6: Absolutely.
Speaker 2: The green whistles kicking in from Bentley as the final
Speaker 2: winner tickets the Lady Gaga.
Speaker 6: Congratulations, it's been a cookie old showing you today.
Speaker 3: It really has been a bit of farms range. When
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Speaker 4: Jason has been in a mood all morning. Amen, you
Speaker 4: have been. He's been a bit cookie today.
Speaker 3: I was almost going to do a guest the guest
Speaker 3: this morning my mother in law.
Speaker 4: Oh that would have been so oh my god.
Speaker 2: When he is in town, the mother in law is here?
Speaker 3: Is she coming back for the big day?
Speaker 2: No, she's not. She's doing it in Sydney with my
Speaker 2: brother in law. But she started writing a suggesting list
Speaker 2: of what we could do on the show last night.
Speaker 2: Oh what fear back?
Speaker 3: Just like segments we could do.
Speaker 1: What did she come up with?
Speaker 3: She had two truths and a lie. I said that
Speaker 3: what else? She had some others?
Speaker 2: She wanted to jump on with her political views on
Speaker 2: the thirty six month campaign.
Speaker 4: Where does she sit on the political spectrum she's on?
Speaker 3: There?
Speaker 4: Is she falling off a clip for?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, I don't think well like one way, extreme,
Speaker 4: one way.
Speaker 1: Or extremely you're asking her about asking if.
Speaker 2: My mother in law is an extremist, not an extremist.
Speaker 4: You used that word. I'm saying. I'm saying, I'm asking
Speaker 4: how passionate she is about her politics.
Speaker 3: This is what journalists do. They try it. Thank you, Lauren.
Speaker 1: I'm not a journalist anymore, mate, I never.
Speaker 4: Was a journalist.
Speaker 2: Sure, hey, guys, some big news Clinton missus because he's
Speaker 2: not a journalist. But I don't know if you heard
Speaker 2: during the week, but a show that everyone loves is
Speaker 2: coming back to our screens.
Speaker 3: Did you guys watch?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 4: Can I stop you there? As a journalist, you know,
Speaker 4: I search for facts maybe coming back to.
Speaker 1: Us and it's McCloud's Daughters.
Speaker 6: Now. It's also funny that he said it's to show
Speaker 6: that everybody loves because in our meeting I said I've
Speaker 6: never watched it, and you said, yeah.
Speaker 4: One there from Drovers Run.
Speaker 2: Yes they are.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I actually went to the premiere Drovers Run.
Speaker 4: And he still didn't watch the episode.
Speaker 1: That's there for the tree who was on Mcloud's Daughters.
Speaker 2: Horses who was on the Cloud's Micaelabannis, what's she yesca
Speaker 2: got her start there?
Speaker 3: Ye thoughts?
Speaker 1: What's the girl's name?
Speaker 2: She might have been the country I think this is
Speaker 2: the way in a country band.
Speaker 1: Don't get away from.
Speaker 4: About the Dixie Chicks.
Speaker 3: They were clad, Dixie Chicks were not on the clouds.
Speaker 1: I just called the chicks now, so listen.
Speaker 2: I thought.
Speaker 1: She was in a band.
Speaker 2: She singer, Now, this is the one that was there.
Speaker 4: Was interviewed the other day and said it might be
Speaker 4: coming back.
Speaker 2: It's coming back.
Speaker 6: She's trying to get it to come back. She must
Speaker 6: be run out to get away episodes.
Speaker 4: So I thought, that's Natalie.
Speaker 1: Let's no, she's not wife.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so you're getting your farms wrong.
Speaker 3: Now she used to be faced by Samantha Army.
Speaker 1: Then Armitage and Natalie Gizski came back.
Speaker 2: She's back, is she?
Speaker 4: And now Sam's the Bachelor? Are we on?
Speaker 2: So I thought to celebrate McLeod's daughter's potentially coming back,
Speaker 2: I thought I would dive into the archive of TV thing.
Speaker 4: Country Practice, No Friends, Home and all?
Speaker 5: What we're doing?
Speaker 3: You ready to the clap?
Speaker 1: Is this the lights on sing along?
Speaker 3: This is our lights on sing along for a Friday?
Speaker 2: I thought, a good little vibe rogue the rembrands, I'll
Speaker 2: be there for you, best TV themes ever? And then
Speaker 2: gen z Our twenty two year old producer just walked
Speaker 2: in the studio and said.
Speaker 1: I've never watched Friends.
Speaker 4: Wow, that's a startling admission.
Speaker 1: Do you know who Jennifer Aniston is?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 2: No, you don't know Jennifer and she does the hair
Speaker 2: every girl points to a magazine at the saloon.
Speaker 4: What about David Swimmer Rachel? Yeah, David Tumm.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say something controversial.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I didn't think it was worthy of lights On single.
Speaker 6: I don't with you.
Speaker 2: He didn't like that?
Speaker 3: No, No, I like the song, but I don't think
Speaker 3: it's worthy.
Speaker 1: So I think we should do it.
Speaker 2: We should do another one after this is what do
Speaker 2: you want to do?
Speaker 3: You another lot time?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Because I didn't think that was that good.
Speaker 4: Do you think we deserve I think that another lights
Speaker 4: On sing along?
Speaker 3: Melbourne?
Speaker 4: He'd be the I think it needs to.
Speaker 2: Be a little bit more sort of Christmas iconic.
Speaker 3: Okay, you just said the sea work, you.
Speaker 1: Wanted the bet, let's go, But I just come on,
Speaker 1: this is the lights On sing Along?
Speaker 2: Why why I'm giving you this one?
Speaker 1: Melbourne?
Speaker 2: Mariah Kerry, can we get a quick Tally update?
Speaker 3: Please clean stann away?
Speaker 5: You can on the Mariah Kerry Counter Lauren seven seven
Speaker 5: the Good Fag of Melbourne. Our callers have contributed six clangers.
Speaker 5: Jason has actually moved up to.
Speaker 6: Third a ripper this morning when absolute doozy and down
Speaker 6: away with so much confidence to know, Jace flood Out
Speaker 6: thought he would get through two weeks without dropping it.
Speaker 2: I really did. Hey, this is number one hundred. You're
Speaker 2: on the air with Jason Lauren Clint to as well.
Speaker 2: Go still to your chance to join us at done
Speaker 2: By a World before nine o'clock. We're gonna fload family
Speaker 2: passes when we do our gun By a takeover. You're
Speaker 2: gonna have to feel that with this. Guess where I
Speaker 2: went this week?
Speaker 4: Advanced No Jenny Craig, Lauren's dentist.
Speaker 3: You know what they should do a package deal.
Speaker 2: They should.
Speaker 3: Fat on top fat hair.
Speaker 1: I remember the Jenny Craig days where people.
Speaker 6: You get like I remember people doing it and you've
Speaker 6: got the meals and the apples were in like little plus.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you're thinking a light and easy got me
Speaker 3: on the light and the lead.
Speaker 1: Up organized by it was great.
Speaker 3: It was great.
Speaker 1: Did you lose weight?
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, Oh my gott to sound like I'm
Speaker 2: on the ads before our wedding.
Speaker 1: Thanks did you pose with your old jeans inside the anyway?
Speaker 3: The laundromat.
Speaker 1: I love the laundry mat, do you. We've got one
Speaker 1: at the end of our street. We love it.
Speaker 6: I think, do you use sets and towers things? Trying
Speaker 6: two seconds in there compared to our home driver.
Speaker 2: I have a new laundro mat. You wouldn't use it.
Speaker 2: You don't even use your own laundry past.
Speaker 6: I've been there's like a whole house load of sheets
Speaker 6: and towers. It's way quicker. And I bought do you
Speaker 6: know what I did? I bought all new towels about
Speaker 6: six weeks ago. I want to throw all the old
Speaker 6: ones out. You know, they need a couple of washes,
Speaker 6: like to.
Speaker 2: Get the fluffy.
Speaker 1: So I took them all down to the laundry mat.
Speaker 3: You yourself.
Speaker 1: Went down there physically in the shop on my own
Speaker 1: that hit the button.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I had to get an instruction from the lady
Speaker 6: because it's it's no coins still a payWave on their nouse.
Speaker 4: Because to Jason's point, she doesn't use her own.
Speaker 1: Speed queens.
Speaker 6: I was like, that's a sick name, speed Queen, because
Speaker 6: we're sorry, stop I'm not lying.
Speaker 3: I want to see the tape.
Speaker 1: I probably took a photo of myself in print of
Speaker 1: the video.
Speaker 2: So we've broken the door off our washing machine. We've
Speaker 2: got a guy coming around to fix it on Tuesday,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, oh God, like I'm running and had
Speaker 2: of close and so I said to do a laundromat run.
Speaker 2: Do you love it? I did.
Speaker 3: I had three machines.
Speaker 5: Going three They're enormous of my shirts and the.
Speaker 2: Whites, so three going. You got to take your own detergent.
Speaker 2: That's the only thing.
Speaker 4: You don't have the detergent sort of there's like a spenser.
Speaker 3: There's a dispenser.
Speaker 2: But I didn't have coins use not a tap and go.
Speaker 3: There's this tap and machine.
Speaker 1: I think mine have the thing in it. No, I
Speaker 1: definitely didn't. I might have just put on three waters
Speaker 1: the laund I did go.
Speaker 3: But was there a man at the desk that took
Speaker 3: them off you? Or like you actually put in the machine?
Speaker 1: I put it in. She showed me how to.
Speaker 3: I got the three machines going. Then I ducked after
Speaker 3: the car wash.
Speaker 5: So you left them go rogue in the Yeah, they're
Speaker 5: locked in. Aren't you to stay there with your clothes.
Speaker 1: I didn't.
Speaker 4: You're know, but what if some it stops, someone gets
Speaker 4: you under.
Speaker 3: Well, I think that's why you want to get back
Speaker 3: before the cycle comes.
Speaker 1: You can't open it.
Speaker 4: Well you can't.
Speaker 2: I timed it, so I got back just as the
Speaker 2: cycle was finishing. Someone flogged me. Homo and prince spray.
Speaker 2: Someone flogged me and Prince.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't leave that flying around. It becomes communicy.
Speaker 4: It was in my b that's like gold.
Speaker 3: It was in my basket, which was in front of
Speaker 3: my machine.
Speaker 4: But they didn't take you.
Speaker 2: I thought, what scumbag out there?
Speaker 1: Someone flogged me Omo? Do you know what Omo's expensive?
Speaker 5: So prease remover the pink spray.
Speaker 6: My sister Inn just sent me a photo this week.
Speaker 6: She was like, I can't work out white. They thought
Speaker 6: the washing machine was broken.
Speaker 1: Did I show you this? Oh my god. They thought
Speaker 1: the washing machine was broken because nothing was coming out clean.
Speaker 1: And they've just for three weeks.
Speaker 6: So she's been using dish tablets with a dishwasher in
Speaker 6: the in the washing clothes washing machine.
Speaker 3: That happened. Don't worry.
Speaker 1: It looks suspiciously like the clothes ones. To be fair,
Speaker 1: I was like at least you didn't buy a new dishwasher.
Speaker 2: I'll show photo are so clean you could eat off them.
Speaker 2: Jenny gen Z, producer, told us the other data clean.
Speaker 3: I would not do this.
Speaker 6: On Sorry, no, in the in the dishwasher, she's been
Speaker 6: using clothes washing.
Speaker 3: That'll do it.
Speaker 4: That might taste a bit funny.
Speaker 2: And gen Z, what were you saying we should do
Speaker 2: to clean our washing machine.
Speaker 1: You're supposed to put an entire lemon in there and
Speaker 1: some vinegar. And if you go that's a lemon in heart.
Speaker 2: That's a dish to pull it in a hole.
Speaker 6: You put it in hole with the skin at all. Yeah,
Speaker 6: it'll be nice zsty bounce around like a tennis ball.
Speaker 4: Make it all like acidic.
Speaker 3: No, that's a dish washer job. That is not a
Speaker 3: washing machine.
Speaker 1: Not stain your clothes.
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Speaker 4: Yes we are.
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Speaker 6: Next Friday, we want you to join us. Melbourne thirteen
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Speaker 6: You can bring kids, you could bring your best mate,
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Speaker 3: Yes, yes, and Languorren wants to bring her three kids. Jess,
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Speaker 2: Oh, thank you so much.
Speaker 1: No thanks.
Speaker 5: Listening to the show this year got you there? What
Speaker 5: about Buddy Buddy's fourteen years of age? Morning Buddy? Oh
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Speaker 7: So my mom and my three sisters.
Speaker 1: Guess what, Buddy, you can all come. We should all come.
Speaker 3: You can come wicked.
Speaker 1: Your next Friday, but can't wait to.
Speaker 2: Meet you should be at school?
Speaker 1: Oh gosh, you're fun at a party.
Speaker 4: Just let him live a little buddy, Where are your
Speaker 4: al mate?
Speaker 1: Your kids out of school?
Speaker 6: For?
Speaker 1: Are you on the way to school?
Speaker 2: I'm my home, I'm my home. Yeah, you're on the radio.
Speaker 1: Mate, Jase's being a killed joy.
Speaker 3: But no, no, buddy, don't worry about school today. Mate,
Speaker 3: you don't have to go.
Speaker 1: I don't know say that he doesn't have school today.
Speaker 2: You're bad for.
Speaker 6: Judging his parents. You rip your kids out of school
Speaker 6: for absolutely no reason at all. When you the other
Speaker 6: day he said, kids, how today off? So I took
Speaker 6: him to No, he wanted the day off, so I
Speaker 6: took him to the pub.
Speaker 1: That's true or false?
Speaker 2: Sorry?
Speaker 1: True or false? Did you say to us.
Speaker 2: And we're going to the Yeah?
Speaker 4: I think he said that. He said that, Clint, he
Speaker 4: said he had gastro no list, and then they went.
Speaker 7: He'd been on the Gold Coast of his mum and
Speaker 7: he was jet lagged to sit at He does take up.
Speaker 7: He's a hawk, and so.
Speaker 6: Don't you go judging other people. Doesn't he doesn't even
Speaker 6: have school today. I'm not you went like this, shouldn't
Speaker 6: meet school, just like that.
Speaker 3: But he take next week off as well, mate, he's.
Speaker 1: Taking next week off. He's coming gone by well.
Speaker 3: With her morning Diane, Hi, how are you You don't
Speaker 3: have to do work?
Speaker 1: I'm not supposed to be at school.
Speaker 2: Are you dying?
Speaker 1: She gets Fridays off. All right, who would you like
Speaker 1: to bring next Friday? Diane? A couple of my great nephew.
Speaker 1: You can bring them all.
Speaker 4: You sound like a beautiful person.
Speaker 2: Let's go to Kylie. Are you right there? That was
Speaker 2: weird a little bit.
Speaker 3: Hello Kyli? Hello, Hello, you're coming along as well?
Speaker 10: Awesome, Thank you.
Speaker 4: You sound like a beautiful person, Clint.
Speaker 2: Let's go to Chady.
Speaker 3: Hello Jade, Hello, hello Jade.
Speaker 1: How many tickets do you want?
Speaker 8: True for my son and his best mate.
Speaker 9: It's actually his birthday.
Speaker 8: Bring me to ring and ring and ring.
Speaker 3: We'll look up with four tickets as well.
Speaker 8: All thank you, appreciate.
Speaker 3: We'll see you on Friday.
Speaker 2: Thank you for me, and.
Speaker 11: That is it.
Speaker 3: We are out of here.
Speaker 1: Breath, Thank goodness. Today's show went a bit off the
Speaker 1: rail with this broadcast.
Speaker 2: The three it's been. She's been a random one today.
Speaker 4: I blame you because you came here in mood and
Speaker 4: you set the time. Clint.
Speaker 6: You also read the news with your finger on the
Speaker 6: mute button, and no news came out.
Speaker 4: It was coming out of my mouth, just wasn't being broadcast.
Speaker 1: Not one of our producers noticed.
Speaker 3: I think it was your strongest news yet to be.
Speaker 4: No mistakes, guys, no mistakes.
Speaker 2: God.
Speaker 3: I go to church once a year and looks.
Speaker 1: You had mass last night, So your time. We must
Speaker 1: all go. Have a wonderful weekend Melbourne.
Speaker 2: What are we all doing?
Speaker 3: Um, I've got to the mother in law's here, so.
Speaker 1: You do you need to make sure she gets in
Speaker 1: a taxi to go to the air.
Speaker 3: Later.
Speaker 1: Great weekend, Melbourne.
Speaker 2: Yes, Melbourne, we will see you Monday. Our final week
Speaker 2: next week. Doesn't get any bigger than this. Lewis Capaldi,
Speaker 2: I'm so excited. Singer Ray is going to be on
Speaker 2: the show. She found out, we'll find out every single
Speaker 2: day you can win family passes to gun by class.
Speaker 6: I'm going to say right here, don't say the word no,
Speaker 6: the five K question, it's going off. We're going to
Speaker 6: keep playing going off. In fact, I'm going to give
Speaker 6: it away twice.
Speaker 2: You are so generous.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Clint.
Speaker 2: You run down the car, check the cut pole to
Speaker 2: grab another five k and we'll do it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's do it. Let's let's spend some cash. Oh
Speaker 1: here's a silly season. Have a great weekend, Melbourne.
Speaker 2: We'll see you Monday. Bye bye, Thank you
Speaker 6: And Lauren Lauren wake up feeling good following them on
Speaker 6: the socials