WEBVTT - Hayesy Reveals The Things That Shrink A Man's 🍆

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<v Speaker 1>We got get you the way morning. Every day adelaides.

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<v Speaker 2>Your father, he's on the money and sixty nothing nothing,

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<v Speaker 2>But it's not every morning. It's a chance for us

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<v Speaker 2>to get something away that's a little bit risk.

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<v Speaker 1>Gay made a little bit blue.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm excited about this morning because we're talking about Willie's.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I didn't think this is going to be your reaction,

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<v Speaker 2>but something's floated across my desk, which is very much

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<v Speaker 2>a bit of a health warning for all the fellas

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<v Speaker 2>out there.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, and it is.

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<v Speaker 2>A health expert has revealed a bunch of reasons why

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<v Speaker 2>your pennis could shrink as you get older.

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<v Speaker 1>I knew that our pennaces were actually shrinking.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, everything shrinks, doesn't it as you get older?

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<v Speaker 4>So I would assume that her pennis falls into that category.

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<v Speaker 1>Is your husband's pennas shrinking?

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<v Speaker 3>No, it's still fine.

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<v Speaker 5>Thing?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it growing?

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<v Speaker 6>Greg?

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<v Speaker 1>That's crazy?

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<v Speaker 5>All right?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you wady list some of the reasons why your

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<v Speaker 1>pinish could be shrinking?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes?

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<v Speaker 7>Please?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay? First up? Smoking, Oh, that makes a lot of sense.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it does, doesn't it.

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<v Speaker 2>Smoking Chemicals such as nicotine and carbon monoxide cause blood

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<v Speaker 2>vessels to constrict and reduce blood flow and the peediss

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<v Speaker 2>don't like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, there's shrivel up and diet.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean it's very early, so I'll just say this.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not sure that there are many reasons to take

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<v Speaker 3>up smoking.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, it's cooling. Well we're not Jimmy Dean.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's the same as I often wonder if people

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<v Speaker 4>sit back or watch the news and go to you

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<v Speaker 4>know what, that meth looks fantastic. People who smoke methos

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<v Speaker 4>seem to end up in really good places.

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<v Speaker 1>Good for the jaw line. It's really bad way to

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<v Speaker 1>lose weight exactly. Our next up is weight.

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<v Speaker 2>Poor circulation or hormonal imbalances can occur if you do

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<v Speaker 2>not exercise enough or are overweight not look for the penis.

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<v Speaker 4>I will say this, If your blood circulation is so

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<v Speaker 4>poor it's not getting to your penis, then you need

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<v Speaker 4>to have a good hard look at yourself.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, and you need to study some things on the internet,

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<v Speaker 2>maybe to get some blood flow going, I don't know,

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<v Speaker 2>just to keep the blood circular.

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<v Speaker 1>Take specypically, watcher.

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<v Speaker 3>Should be looking at Oh right, okay, gotcha.

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<v Speaker 2>Medications, hair loss treatments, antidepressants, blood pressure tablets can alter

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<v Speaker 2>the body's hor modal balance and blood circulation, which can

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<v Speaker 2>cause penny, I'll shrinking sad.

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<v Speaker 1>It is sad too.

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<v Speaker 2>Health conditions diabetes cardiovascular leads can limit blood flow downstairs,

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<v Speaker 2>causing a decrease in size and also age. As men

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<v Speaker 2>gets older, blood flow reduces and penole tissues receive less

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<v Speaker 2>oxygen and a central nutrients. Blood flow issues can cause

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<v Speaker 2>the tissues to lose elasticity and therefore shrink up, shrivel up,

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<v Speaker 2>and pretty much leave. So I'll tell you this for

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<v Speaker 2>free as well.

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<v Speaker 1>Boys, Use it or lose it, Yeah right, use it all,

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<v Speaker 1>lose it? Okay.

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<v Speaker 4>Is this a conversation you have with Kara, because she

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<v Speaker 4>certainly isn't encouraging that behavior.

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<v Speaker 3>She's just that she's got like four children under ten.

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<v Speaker 3>She ain't putting out the.

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<v Speaker 2>Pinup boy, I give you the hot tip Jones. I

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<v Speaker 2>used to call me pint. Now they called me schooner.

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<v Speaker 2>Caught up with a couple of mates and city the

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<v Speaker 2>other day. They used to call me schooner over there.

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<v Speaker 2>Now they call me Middi Yeah right, popped in Melbourn

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<v Speaker 2>as well, and now they call me potzy.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you know what's next? Shot? Class shot.

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<v Speaker 1>The world of politics is a strange place.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's just someone trying to defunk the other person,

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<v Speaker 2>no matter what is going on.

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<v Speaker 4>Basically, you have a situation where the government does something

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<v Speaker 4>and then you have the opposition going oh that's bs.

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<v Speaker 3>Basically, that's how it.

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<v Speaker 1>All works, no matter what the situation, No matter.

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<v Speaker 3>What the situation.

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<v Speaker 4>So the situation was yesterday we had Peter Melanowskis on

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<v Speaker 4>our show to announce that he tracked down Katy Perry

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<v Speaker 4>and the promoter at the AFL Grand Final and effectively

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<v Speaker 4>said you're not coming to Adelaide and convinced her otherwise.

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<v Speaker 4>And so she changed her mind and she announced she

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<v Speaker 4>was in fact coming to Adelaide. And so then, of course,

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<v Speaker 4>naturally the question from the opposition is, well, how much

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<v Speaker 4>taxpayer money have you tipped in? And Malie was like none, nothing.

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<v Speaker 1>What else is she doing?

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<v Speaker 2>Because she was wearing some pretty suspicious glasses on the

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<v Speaker 2>AFOL Grand Final day.

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<v Speaker 1>What she's selling?

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<v Speaker 3>They were your they were your servo Sundays?

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<v Speaker 1>Were they deal Sunday?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>She looked amazing though, if anyone could pull it off.

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<v Speaker 4>So anyway, all the government did was basically broke her

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<v Speaker 4>a deal and subsidize and reduce the fees for using

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<v Speaker 4>the entertainment center, which is really no big deal. They've

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<v Speaker 4>done that for the Thunderbirds, they do it for a

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<v Speaker 4>number of acts. And so then the opposition had already

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<v Speaker 4>called a press conference.

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<v Speaker 3>So then they were obviously what are we going to

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<v Speaker 3>have a crack at?

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<v Speaker 4>And so this is the best at Vincent Tarzia, leader

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<v Speaker 4>of the opposition, had to come up with.

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<v Speaker 8>While we welcome Katy Perry coming to Adelaide, why is

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<v Speaker 8>it one rule for Katy Perry and another rule for

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<v Speaker 8>everybody else? It looks like Callie Malley can't quite get

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<v Speaker 8>his priority straight.

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<v Speaker 1>Pop star peet Callie Murray.

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<v Speaker 8>If only Callie Malley cared as much about Katie Perry

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<v Speaker 8>as he did about South Australian jobs.

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<v Speaker 3>Fali so firing for that.

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<v Speaker 2>Sick.

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<v Speaker 1>But I've been quite serious.

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<v Speaker 3>Now I don't know, I don't know, and I'm not kidding.

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<v Speaker 4>We genuinely had to put in a call to Vincent

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<v Speaker 4>Tazia's media team to say what does he mean by

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<v Speaker 4>Kelly Mally And what we deduced by that was he

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<v Speaker 4>was talking about California Girls a song.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So where were we Oh, that's right. I think

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<v Speaker 2>the best part of it as well was just the

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<v Speaker 2>look on Vincent's face.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, if you said, Kelly Mae, he was really close

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<v Speaker 3>with that.

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<v Speaker 1>Just a little smoke. Just really, I'm just owning that.

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<v Speaker 3>I just Malie to task.

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<v Speaker 2>Nothing wrong with thats nothing wrong with loving some of

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<v Speaker 2>your own work. In the fact that happened yesterday around

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<v Speaker 2>about seven o'clock. This was Joey's reaction after she told

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<v Speaker 2>her own joke.

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<v Speaker 4>Cheers.

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<v Speaker 3>A special shout out to TikTok for that one.

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<v Speaker 2>Sometimes you go to lead by example, set the scene

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<v Speaker 2>and get right around your own work.

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<v Speaker 4>Me and Vincent Tazia aka the count from Sesame Street

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<v Speaker 4>one and the same more.

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<v Speaker 1>In common than you things coming up with Nova nine

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<v Speaker 1>one name.

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<v Speaker 7>Who saw that comparison coming, and also a word from

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<v Speaker 7>what Vincent had said had filtered back to the premier

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<v Speaker 7>in his press conference and his face was genuinely like,

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<v Speaker 7>oh God, I don't have time for this.

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<v Speaker 2>We're got to sort things out with Katie Perry dealing

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<v Speaker 2>with this coming out to six fifth in Venda Machine Quiz,

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<v Speaker 2>first question.

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<v Speaker 1>Some of the prizes shows as well.

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<v Speaker 2>Five course dinner at Kingsford, The Ross's Orleana Restaurant, hundred

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<v Speaker 2>dollars Ocean Bar in kitchen boucher, double passing Missy Higgins.

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<v Speaker 1>That's just the name.

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<v Speaker 2>A few of the prizes chips are in there as well.

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<v Speaker 2>First question dropping, next.

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<v Speaker 4>It.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's the thing, Joe, it's every time I'm super innoxious

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<v Speaker 2>in this space, which is every week, I genuinely I

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<v Speaker 2>usually lose, and then I definitely lose battle the bangs.

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<v Speaker 1>Pole voting against me.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, So if people are tuning in for the first time,

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<v Speaker 4>it's a competition where we all chestralize and over hits

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<v Speaker 4>and throwbacks and then we have to guess what they are.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like we like each other, there's no question about that.

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<v Speaker 4>We're good friends until seven forty three on a Tuesday,

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<v Speaker 4>and then you become an absolute twitt and then I

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<v Speaker 4>have to call you on it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's called being competitive, sweety.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not competitive.

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<v Speaker 1>You're the most do you know what I will say?

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<v Speaker 1>You might be the most competitive.

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<v Speaker 3>Person I know, which is why I hate this time

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<v Speaker 3>of the week.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway.

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<v Speaker 9>Okay, you hate this time of the week.

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<v Speaker 2>You bear to that, dude, Can I just say, just quickly,

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<v Speaker 2>we take a trip down memory. Remember that time you

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<v Speaker 2>got one and you jumped up and you rolled your ankle.

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<v Speaker 1>Yay, you nearly broke your legs. Genuine libration. That's how

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<v Speaker 1>much you're.

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<v Speaker 10>And you kept going hazy going.

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<v Speaker 3>There was no composition opportunity.

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<v Speaker 6>You didn't come.

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<v Speaker 3>Around to this side of the desk and check it.

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<v Speaker 4>And that runs me each week. I have to push

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<v Speaker 4>back my chair so on a fall over it.

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<v Speaker 9>Alright, it is the same as always. This week we've

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<v Speaker 9>got two listeners that are playing for a Waller Cinema

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<v Speaker 9>about you. First three this morning was Teagan from Williamstown.

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<v Speaker 9>She chose Team Hazy.

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<v Speaker 7>Take good, thank you, excellent, excellent.

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<v Speaker 6>For Team Hazy.

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<v Speaker 9>Team Jodie is Sarah from Campbelltown.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, Sarah, I will just say I will try.

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<v Speaker 1>He just called you, sweetie. You have to do.

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<v Speaker 10>It's exactly right, sir.

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<v Speaker 9>All right, same as always.

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<v Speaker 6>It's best of three.

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<v Speaker 9>Let's crack straight into song number one.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh come on, joby, it's my laugh.

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<v Speaker 1>Comment.

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<v Speaker 3>I wanna live.

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<v Speaker 1>Small live.

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<v Speaker 10>It's a strong star, but they're sweet.

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<v Speaker 1>It's sorry, sorry too far to Jody.

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<v Speaker 3>You have to do this. I have to say.

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<v Speaker 4>It's disheartening to when the adjudicated joins in the song,

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<v Speaker 4>sorry singing it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a good It's got nothing to do with that.

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<v Speaker 9>It's just a banger.

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<v Speaker 10>It's a great a redemption Joe song number two, You.

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<v Speaker 1>Neo give me everything? Yeah? No, no, it's if Neo

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<v Speaker 1>is a feature artist. Well he's a mainist.

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<v Speaker 8>Is it?

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<v Speaker 3>Is it just Jody? Is it Neo everything?

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, that's tough.

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<v Speaker 9>One's give me everything?

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<v Speaker 3>What did he say by people?

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<v Speaker 1>I would have taken.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm going to take it.

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<v Speaker 1>That's fine.

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<v Speaker 6>You in hazy.

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<v Speaker 3>Can take people.

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<v Speaker 9>I'll be firm on that.

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<v Speaker 6>It is pitbull.

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<v Speaker 9>You can't just name a feature.

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<v Speaker 10>Artist, Okay, I would say, we've got We've got to

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<v Speaker 10>go the full thing.

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<v Speaker 9>Joe's has an opportunity that we have an opportunity for

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<v Speaker 9>a tie or for to lose.

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<v Speaker 3>So sometimes j.

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<v Speaker 6>I like, so three, let's go God, Josh.

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<v Speaker 3>Shout each other. Johnny said Stacey's mum, founds of Wayne.

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<v Speaker 1>Fountains of wains.

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<v Speaker 2>Can't you see jokes? Yep? I think the fact that

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<v Speaker 2>you didn't lose a second song was a positive.

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<v Speaker 3>Thanks mate. Do you know what's funny?

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<v Speaker 7>Mare?

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<v Speaker 3>I knew that you buzzed him first, I just want

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<v Speaker 3>to improve that on yours.

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<v Speaker 4>I love my partner, but let's do this this morning,

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<v Speaker 4>because this was on the back of something that you

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<v Speaker 4>said yesterday. In fact, it was your joke for the

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<v Speaker 4>Monday Morning Jokes. Okay, I know you've been dying to

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<v Speaker 4>do this. You can retell it.

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<v Speaker 2>Go again, go on there, excellent, Okay, ready, what does

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<v Speaker 2>it take one hundred million sperm to fertilize just one egg?

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<v Speaker 5>Why?

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<v Speaker 2>Because they won't stop to ask for directions. And like

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<v Speaker 2>I said yesterday, I was that sperm. Yes, somehow I

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<v Speaker 2>managed to get through. Yeah, used to stop and ask.

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<v Speaker 3>And that triggered a fury inside of me because.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not what the Monday Morning Joke off show.

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<v Speaker 4>I know, I know, but it did because on our

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<v Speaker 4>recent holiday to Bali, we had a twenty minute walk

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<v Speaker 4>on a map from our hotel to this beach club

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<v Speaker 4>and it took nearly two hours.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you know why? Because my husband refused to ask for.

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<v Speaker 4>Directions and you said to me one more time, it's

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<v Speaker 4>just up here on the left with my mind, I'm

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<v Speaker 4>walking through the streets of Barley and it's four hundred

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<v Speaker 4>degrees and I've got shingles. So how do you think

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<v Speaker 4>I felt about that whole situation?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I felt like you might have felt a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit frustrated.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and like that you just wanted to get there quicker.

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<v Speaker 4>So why don't you boys ask for directions? Is it

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<v Speaker 4>so thing in your DNA? I don't understand.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it could be a masculinity thing. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>really understand why we do those things, like I could be.

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<v Speaker 2>If you know how you understand where everything is in

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<v Speaker 2>your local supermarket.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but then you go to a different one and

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<v Speaker 1>it's just mayhem.

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<v Speaker 3>That is absolute.

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<v Speaker 4>But yes, because you boys will go to your local

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<v Speaker 4>supermarket and still ring three times and go, hey, where

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<v Speaker 4>do I find the tomato paste?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that is true.

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<v Speaker 3>So it's not a local supermarket thing. It's just a

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<v Speaker 3>boy thing.

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<v Speaker 2>But the new supermarket, you better believe. I'm not asking

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<v Speaker 2>for directions or where things are. Why you just have

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<v Speaker 2>to navigate it and go my own path?

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<v Speaker 3>That is stupid? Can I just say stupid?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know how to disagree with that.

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<v Speaker 1>It's pretty stupid.

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<v Speaker 2>But that's just what we do. That's how we were.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a chemical imbalance.

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<v Speaker 4>Maybe there's something going on to your wife had some

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<v Speaker 4>stern words.

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<v Speaker 2>It's funny, she said the exact sentence she said, So

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<v Speaker 2>I was having a shower a couple of nights ago,

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<v Speaker 2>she said, I love you.

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<v Speaker 1>But and then the list off a bunch of things.

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<v Speaker 2>The main thing was, she said, I hate how I

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<v Speaker 2>have to say the same things to my kids as

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<v Speaker 2>I do to you. Bear in mind, the kids she's

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<v Speaker 2>talking about are six and three, and we have the

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<v Speaker 2>same conversations. And I was spacing out while she was

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<v Speaker 2>saying this thing. And also I was feeling quite relaxed.

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<v Speaker 2>So and this is probably revealing a bit too much information,

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<v Speaker 2>but I was doing just a little wheat in the

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<v Speaker 2>shower as we were talking. Straight shoo to too straight

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<v Speaker 2>down the train, Jot's drains, it was on the walls

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<v Speaker 2>or anything, Okay, to which Carl launching again.

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<v Speaker 1>She's like, this is what I'm talking about. How many

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<v Speaker 1>times have I.

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<v Speaker 2>Told you to not wet in the shower? And I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, I didn't even know that I was doing it.

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<v Speaker 3>It was an involuntary way.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so vauntary.

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<v Speaker 4>We okay, yeah, okay, thirteen twenty four ten, let's do

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<v Speaker 4>this this morning.

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<v Speaker 3>I love my partner, but he he's in the shower when.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm giving him a lecture about not doing the things

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<v Speaker 4>that I tell my children not today.

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<v Speaker 1>Give us a call. He calls next on thirteen and

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<v Speaker 1>twenty four ten. I love my partner, but.

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<v Speaker 3>Stacy, good morning.

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<v Speaker 10>I don't have a partner.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, it was actually my son. Oh, so I love him,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'm so sick of hearing.

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<v Speaker 3>Can I tell you something?

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<v Speaker 1>He's just got good information?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's.

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<v Speaker 10>The type of stuff that he could have just started

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<v Speaker 10>off talking to say that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, little things like my daughter does. And can I

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<v Speaker 2>tell you something I just did a pop off. Great

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<v Speaker 2>information to know, fantastic. I'm better for knowing that information.

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<v Speaker 3>Did you know what I was coppying last night? Stacey?

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<v Speaker 3>Hey mom, Hey mom, Hey mom. Sigma Sigma.

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<v Speaker 10>Get so excited for.

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<v Speaker 1>Them to talk, and then you want them to be quiet.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Sigma skimmity toilet. Even what are you even talking about?

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<v Speaker 2>Everyone really knows that lingo. We've spoken about that lingo,

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<v Speaker 2>and I still don't understand Mantil.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you love your partner?

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<v Speaker 9>Bart?

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<v Speaker 5>Hello, Yes, he loves me too much.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, he has to double check with if I give

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<v Speaker 1>him a Joe. Yes, the double check that he's doing

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<v Speaker 1>it right or the right decision.

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<v Speaker 3>But I trust him.

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<v Speaker 1>I gave him a job. He can do it.

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<v Speaker 3>We need a factive triple check with me.

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<v Speaker 4>Can I be Devil's advocate here? You say he loves

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<v Speaker 4>you too much? I would say he's scared of.

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<v Speaker 1>You, true, so scared of getting it wrong. Have you

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<v Speaker 1>thought about that, Matilda?

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<v Speaker 7>Oh gosh, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>A lot to think about there. For the children's.

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<v Speaker 4>He's part of the Noithers family, Fitz Whipper and Cambridge Joke. Tonight,

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<v Speaker 4>he's delving deep into his family's history with Sean mccrloff's

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<v Speaker 4>Origin Ody on SBS.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm Sean mccarlof when I'm embarka on a journey like.

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<v Speaker 3>No other and bringing the choler sun sacks.

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<v Speaker 5>And that's how we got snow blarone.

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<v Speaker 4>Please welcome Michael Whipper.

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<v Speaker 2>Whiley Sean Macais's Origin Odyssey seven thirty tonight on SBS

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<v Speaker 2>and SBS on demand. Sean thanks whip to Switzerland to

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<v Speaker 2>discover why his grandfather decided to move to when he

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<v Speaker 2>was just twenty years old.

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<v Speaker 5>Good morning, Whipper, Thank you guys, thank you for having

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<v Speaker 5>me on. It is a wild ride, as we had

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<v Speaker 5>to Switzerland to find out about my family origin. Not

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<v Speaker 5>as exciting as getting an infection in Bali, but I

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<v Speaker 5>just hope it steelsworthy without the infection.

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<v Speaker 3>I can send you a few pics of it if

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<v Speaker 3>you like.

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<v Speaker 5>It's far enough on the Daily Mail. That's okay. Well,

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<v Speaker 5>quite graphic, wasn't it. The only sort of inflammation I

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<v Speaker 5>had after a week in Switzerland was sort of around

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<v Speaker 5>my breast and stummach area. I think put on a

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<v Speaker 5>plus of twelve kilos in good five days.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah right, well I lost about twelve and that was

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<v Speaker 4>a Bali belly story, but that's for another day.

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<v Speaker 5>Did that not make the Daily Mail?

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<v Speaker 3>No, it didn't. It didn't want to show I lost

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<v Speaker 3>twelve killers that house. Hey, I'm desperate to hear what

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<v Speaker 3>you got about your granddad.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, the good thing was there was a running theme.

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<v Speaker 5>But also my great grandfather, we've never had a photo

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<v Speaker 5>of him, so we managed to track down something, so

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<v Speaker 5>that was significant the family. What concerned me mainly was

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<v Speaker 5>sort of a running theme. Now, I was told that

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<v Speaker 5>my great grandmother in Zurich, in Switzerland, she ran a

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<v Speaker 5>boarding house. When we turned up to the place of

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<v Speaker 5>the boarding house, which is still a boarding house. If

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<v Speaker 5>you want to call that. The other word is brothel,

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<v Speaker 5>we could use that. So she would talk about how

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<v Speaker 5>there's some food offerings downstairs and accommodation upstairs, but people

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<v Speaker 5>actually worked, and she had regular people working there. I

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<v Speaker 5>just didn't. I just sort of accepted that that's how

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<v Speaker 5>a boarding house strangely worked. And I assume during the

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<v Speaker 5>day they went off and they were accountants or maybe

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know, local street sweepers, but they were busy

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<v Speaker 5>in one of the most traditional forms of employment and

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<v Speaker 5>work of all time.

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<v Speaker 3>But I can't.

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<v Speaker 4>Let's go back to the fact that it's still a working,

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<v Speaker 4>legitimate Bruszel just changed hands.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, no, I think it's called red lips now. I'm

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<v Speaker 5>sure it's called back in the day.

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<v Speaker 3>I think that's what I caught in Barley.

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<v Speaker 5>What I was hoping to catch it swift on another week. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 5>it was a wild trip with Sean maccarloff. So that

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<v Speaker 5>was fantastic at a very exciting time.

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<v Speaker 1>Who knew that you were a Swiss swipper?

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<v Speaker 2>And surely now that we know that you're Swiss, you

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<v Speaker 2>have permission to maybe daily drop the greatest dad joke

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<v Speaker 2>of all time that is what's the best thing about

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<v Speaker 2>Switzerland with the flags big plus?

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<v Speaker 5>I haven't actually, I don't heard you have to take

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<v Speaker 5>Sean mccloff back to Switzerland for that joke.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry about my friend.

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<v Speaker 5>Where did you get hit from? A bit like that

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<v Speaker 5>infection on your neck? That is? That is a great

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<v Speaker 5>Swiss joke. And can I give you a fun fact?

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<v Speaker 5>Go on tob larone, which we love, that was originally

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<v Speaker 5>called Toddler And then they made their first batch of

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<v Speaker 5>chocolate and they someone wrote on it Tobbler won as

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<v Speaker 5>in the first batch, and someone came along and said, oh,

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<v Speaker 5>tobler own. What's tobler own? And that's how we got

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<v Speaker 5>to blerone. You're not as good as the plus on

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<v Speaker 5>the flag, but just as entertaining a fun Swiss incredible.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I'm so glad that you found out all this

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<v Speaker 4>stuff about your family history.

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<v Speaker 3>It's and it's amazing.

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<v Speaker 2>Can I think before we let you go, Whip, but

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<v Speaker 2>of course Whip and Kate Richie just drop some dirt.

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<v Speaker 1>What what's Fitty really like?

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<v Speaker 5>It's the hardest part is to get him listening. Now

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<v Speaker 5>he never listens, but then repeats his stories and then

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<v Speaker 5>once you've got his attention, he then has to try

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<v Speaker 5>and understand. So you know, at the moment they're telling

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<v Speaker 5>everybody that three G is about to go and you

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<v Speaker 5>need to update your services. That's what it's like with Fitzy.

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<v Speaker 5>You need to up constantly up date the services to

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<v Speaker 5>keep the small wheel and the COLG moving. But we

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<v Speaker 5>love him, you know, but just a click reminder he

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<v Speaker 5>only played eighteen games in football. It's just the amount

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<v Speaker 5>of times i've heard five on debut were really it

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<v Speaker 5>was quite a pathetic career.

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<v Speaker 1>It's jewish bags like me that actually really love it though, yes.

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<v Speaker 5>Joined the club.

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<v Speaker 4>Goodness all right, well, thank you so much for joining us,

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<v Speaker 4>and make sure everyone checks out the new TV shows.

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<v Speaker 3>It's called Origin, Odyssey and Whipper. Always a pleasure, Thanks guys,