Speaker 1: We got get you the way morning. Every day adelaides.
Speaker 2: Your father, he's on the money and sixty nothing nothing,
Speaker 2: But it's not every morning. It's a chance for us
Speaker 2: to get something away that's a little bit risk.
Speaker 1: Gay made a little bit blue.
Speaker 3: I'm excited about this morning because we're talking about Willie's.
Speaker 2: Yes, I didn't think this is going to be your reaction,
Speaker 2: but something's floated across my desk, which is very much
Speaker 2: a bit of a health warning for all the fellas
Speaker 2: out there.
Speaker 1: Okay, and it is.
Speaker 2: A health expert has revealed a bunch of reasons why
Speaker 2: your pennis could shrink as you get older.
Speaker 1: I knew that our pennaces were actually shrinking.
Speaker 3: Well, everything shrinks, doesn't it as you get older?
Speaker 4: So I would assume that her pennis falls into that category.
Speaker 1: Is your husband's pennas shrinking?
Speaker 3: No, it's still fine.
Speaker 5: Thing?
Speaker 1: Is it growing?
Speaker 6: Greg?
Speaker 1: That's crazy?
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 1: Do you wady list some of the reasons why your
Speaker 1: pinish could be shrinking?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 7: Please?
Speaker 1: Okay? First up? Smoking, Oh, that makes a lot of sense.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it does, doesn't it.
Speaker 2: Smoking Chemicals such as nicotine and carbon monoxide cause blood
Speaker 2: vessels to constrict and reduce blood flow and the peediss
Speaker 2: don't like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's shrivel up and diet.
Speaker 3: I mean it's very early, so I'll just say this.
Speaker 3: I'm not sure that there are many reasons to take
Speaker 3: up smoking.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's cooling. Well we're not Jimmy Dean.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's the same as I often wonder if people
Speaker 4: sit back or watch the news and go to you
Speaker 4: know what, that meth looks fantastic. People who smoke methos
Speaker 4: seem to end up in really good places.
Speaker 1: Good for the jaw line. It's really bad way to
Speaker 1: lose weight exactly. Our next up is weight.
Speaker 2: Poor circulation or hormonal imbalances can occur if you do
Speaker 2: not exercise enough or are overweight not look for the penis.
Speaker 4: I will say this, If your blood circulation is so
Speaker 4: poor it's not getting to your penis, then you need
Speaker 4: to have a good hard look at yourself.
Speaker 2: Yes, and you need to study some things on the internet,
Speaker 2: maybe to get some blood flow going, I don't know,
Speaker 2: just to keep the blood circular.
Speaker 1: Take specypically, watcher.
Speaker 3: Should be looking at Oh right, okay, gotcha.
Speaker 2: Medications, hair loss treatments, antidepressants, blood pressure tablets can alter
Speaker 2: the body's hor modal balance and blood circulation, which can
Speaker 2: cause penny, I'll shrinking sad.
Speaker 1: It is sad too.
Speaker 2: Health conditions diabetes cardiovascular leads can limit blood flow downstairs,
Speaker 2: causing a decrease in size and also age. As men
Speaker 2: gets older, blood flow reduces and penole tissues receive less
Speaker 2: oxygen and a central nutrients. Blood flow issues can cause
Speaker 2: the tissues to lose elasticity and therefore shrink up, shrivel up,
Speaker 2: and pretty much leave. So I'll tell you this for
Speaker 2: free as well.
Speaker 1: Boys, Use it or lose it, Yeah right, use it all,
Speaker 1: lose it? Okay.
Speaker 4: Is this a conversation you have with Kara, because she
Speaker 4: certainly isn't encouraging that behavior.
Speaker 3: She's just that she's got like four children under ten.
Speaker 3: She ain't putting out the.
Speaker 2: Pinup boy, I give you the hot tip Jones. I
Speaker 2: used to call me pint. Now they called me schooner.
Speaker 2: Caught up with a couple of mates and city the
Speaker 2: other day. They used to call me schooner over there.
Speaker 2: Now they call me Middi Yeah right, popped in Melbourn
Speaker 2: as well, and now they call me potzy.
Speaker 3: Do you know what's next? Shot? Class shot.
Speaker 1: The world of politics is a strange place.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just someone trying to defunk the other person,
Speaker 2: no matter what is going on.
Speaker 4: Basically, you have a situation where the government does something
Speaker 4: and then you have the opposition going oh that's bs.
Speaker 3: Basically, that's how it.
Speaker 1: All works, no matter what the situation, No matter.
Speaker 3: What the situation.
Speaker 4: So the situation was yesterday we had Peter Melanowskis on
Speaker 4: our show to announce that he tracked down Katy Perry
Speaker 4: and the promoter at the AFL Grand Final and effectively
Speaker 4: said you're not coming to Adelaide and convinced her otherwise.
Speaker 4: And so she changed her mind and she announced she
Speaker 4: was in fact coming to Adelaide. And so then, of course,
Speaker 4: naturally the question from the opposition is, well, how much
Speaker 4: taxpayer money have you tipped in? And Malie was like none, nothing.
Speaker 1: What else is she doing?
Speaker 2: Because she was wearing some pretty suspicious glasses on the
Speaker 2: AFOL Grand Final day.
Speaker 1: What she's selling?
Speaker 3: They were your they were your servo Sundays?
Speaker 1: Were they deal Sunday?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: She looked amazing though, if anyone could pull it off.
Speaker 4: So anyway, all the government did was basically broke her
Speaker 4: a deal and subsidize and reduce the fees for using
Speaker 4: the entertainment center, which is really no big deal. They've
Speaker 4: done that for the Thunderbirds, they do it for a
Speaker 4: number of acts. And so then the opposition had already
Speaker 4: called a press conference.
Speaker 3: So then they were obviously what are we going to
Speaker 3: have a crack at?
Speaker 4: And so this is the best at Vincent Tarzia, leader
Speaker 4: of the opposition, had to come up with.
Speaker 8: While we welcome Katy Perry coming to Adelaide, why is
Speaker 8: it one rule for Katy Perry and another rule for
Speaker 8: everybody else? It looks like Callie Malley can't quite get
Speaker 8: his priority straight.
Speaker 1: Pop star peet Callie Murray.
Speaker 8: If only Callie Malley cared as much about Katie Perry
Speaker 8: as he did about South Australian jobs.
Speaker 3: Fali so firing for that.
Speaker 2: Sick.
Speaker 1: But I've been quite serious.
Speaker 3: Now I don't know, I don't know, and I'm not kidding.
Speaker 4: We genuinely had to put in a call to Vincent
Speaker 4: Tazia's media team to say what does he mean by
Speaker 4: Kelly Mally And what we deduced by that was he
Speaker 4: was talking about California Girls a song.
Speaker 2: Okay, So where were we Oh, that's right. I think
Speaker 2: the best part of it as well was just the
Speaker 2: look on Vincent's face.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you said, Kelly Mae, he was really close
Speaker 3: with that.
Speaker 1: Just a little smoke. Just really, I'm just owning that.
Speaker 3: I just Malie to task.
Speaker 2: Nothing wrong with thats nothing wrong with loving some of
Speaker 2: your own work. In the fact that happened yesterday around
Speaker 2: about seven o'clock. This was Joey's reaction after she told
Speaker 2: her own joke.
Speaker 4: Cheers.
Speaker 3: A special shout out to TikTok for that one.
Speaker 2: Sometimes you go to lead by example, set the scene
Speaker 2: and get right around your own work.
Speaker 4: Me and Vincent Tazia aka the count from Sesame Street
Speaker 4: one and the same more.
Speaker 1: In common than you things coming up with Nova nine
Speaker 1: one name.
Speaker 7: Who saw that comparison coming, and also a word from
Speaker 7: what Vincent had said had filtered back to the premier
Speaker 7: in his press conference and his face was genuinely like,
Speaker 7: oh God, I don't have time for this.
Speaker 2: We're got to sort things out with Katie Perry dealing
Speaker 2: with this coming out to six fifth in Venda Machine Quiz,
Speaker 2: first question.
Speaker 1: Some of the prizes shows as well.
Speaker 2: Five course dinner at Kingsford, The Ross's Orleana Restaurant, hundred
Speaker 2: dollars Ocean Bar in kitchen boucher, double passing Missy Higgins.
Speaker 1: That's just the name.
Speaker 2: A few of the prizes chips are in there as well.
Speaker 2: First question dropping, next.
Speaker 4: It.
Speaker 2: Here's the thing, Joe, it's every time I'm super innoxious
Speaker 2: in this space, which is every week, I genuinely I
Speaker 2: usually lose, and then I definitely lose battle the bangs.
Speaker 1: Pole voting against me.
Speaker 4: Okay, So if people are tuning in for the first time,
Speaker 4: it's a competition where we all chestralize and over hits
Speaker 4: and throwbacks and then we have to guess what they are.
Speaker 3: It's like we like each other, there's no question about that.
Speaker 4: We're good friends until seven forty three on a Tuesday,
Speaker 4: and then you become an absolute twitt and then I
Speaker 4: have to call you on it.
Speaker 1: It's called being competitive, sweety.
Speaker 3: I'm not competitive.
Speaker 1: You're the most do you know what I will say?
Speaker 1: You might be the most competitive.
Speaker 3: Person I know, which is why I hate this time
Speaker 3: of the week.
Speaker 1: Anyway.
Speaker 9: Okay, you hate this time of the week.
Speaker 2: You bear to that, dude, Can I just say, just quickly,
Speaker 2: we take a trip down memory. Remember that time you
Speaker 2: got one and you jumped up and you rolled your ankle.
Speaker 1: Yay, you nearly broke your legs. Genuine libration. That's how
Speaker 1: much you're.
Speaker 10: And you kept going hazy going.
Speaker 3: There was no composition opportunity.
Speaker 6: You didn't come.
Speaker 3: Around to this side of the desk and check it.
Speaker 4: And that runs me each week. I have to push
Speaker 4: back my chair so on a fall over it.
Speaker 9: Alright, it is the same as always. This week we've
Speaker 9: got two listeners that are playing for a Waller Cinema
Speaker 9: about you. First three this morning was Teagan from Williamstown.
Speaker 9: She chose Team Hazy.
Speaker 7: Take good, thank you, excellent, excellent.
Speaker 6: For Team Hazy.
Speaker 9: Team Jodie is Sarah from Campbelltown.
Speaker 4: Hey, Sarah, I will just say I will try.
Speaker 1: He just called you, sweetie. You have to do.
Speaker 10: It's exactly right, sir.
Speaker 9: All right, same as always.
Speaker 6: It's best of three.
Speaker 9: Let's crack straight into song number one.
Speaker 2: Oh come on, joby, it's my laugh.
Speaker 1: Comment.
Speaker 3: I wanna live.
Speaker 1: Small live.
Speaker 10: It's a strong star, but they're sweet.
Speaker 1: It's sorry, sorry too far to Jody.
Speaker 3: You have to do this. I have to say.
Speaker 4: It's disheartening to when the adjudicated joins in the song,
Speaker 4: sorry singing it.
Speaker 1: It's a good It's got nothing to do with that.
Speaker 9: It's just a banger.
Speaker 10: It's a great a redemption Joe song number two, You.
Speaker 1: Neo give me everything? Yeah? No, no, it's if Neo
Speaker 1: is a feature artist. Well he's a mainist.
Speaker 8: Is it?
Speaker 3: Is it just Jody? Is it Neo everything?
Speaker 1: Come on, that's tough.
Speaker 9: One's give me everything?
Speaker 3: What did he say by people?
Speaker 1: I would have taken.
Speaker 6: I'm going to take it.
Speaker 1: That's fine.
Speaker 6: You in hazy.
Speaker 3: Can take people.
Speaker 9: I'll be firm on that.
Speaker 6: It is pitbull.
Speaker 9: You can't just name a feature.
Speaker 10: Artist, Okay, I would say, we've got We've got to
Speaker 10: go the full thing.
Speaker 9: Joe's has an opportunity that we have an opportunity for
Speaker 9: a tie or for to lose.
Speaker 3: So sometimes j.
Speaker 6: I like, so three, let's go God, Josh.
Speaker 3: Shout each other. Johnny said Stacey's mum, founds of Wayne.
Speaker 1: Fountains of wains.
Speaker 2: Can't you see jokes? Yep? I think the fact that
Speaker 2: you didn't lose a second song was a positive.
Speaker 3: Thanks mate. Do you know what's funny?
Speaker 7: Mare?
Speaker 3: I knew that you buzzed him first, I just want
Speaker 3: to improve that on yours.
Speaker 4: I love my partner, but let's do this this morning,
Speaker 4: because this was on the back of something that you
Speaker 4: said yesterday. In fact, it was your joke for the
Speaker 4: Monday Morning Jokes. Okay, I know you've been dying to
Speaker 4: do this. You can retell it.
Speaker 2: Go again, go on there, excellent, Okay, ready, what does
Speaker 2: it take one hundred million sperm to fertilize just one egg?
Speaker 5: Why?
Speaker 2: Because they won't stop to ask for directions. And like
Speaker 2: I said yesterday, I was that sperm. Yes, somehow I
Speaker 2: managed to get through. Yeah, used to stop and ask.
Speaker 3: And that triggered a fury inside of me because.
Speaker 1: That's not what the Monday Morning Joke off show.
Speaker 4: I know, I know, but it did because on our
Speaker 4: recent holiday to Bali, we had a twenty minute walk
Speaker 4: on a map from our hotel to this beach club
Speaker 4: and it took nearly two hours.
Speaker 3: Do you know why? Because my husband refused to ask for.
Speaker 4: Directions and you said to me one more time, it's
Speaker 4: just up here on the left with my mind, I'm
Speaker 4: walking through the streets of Barley and it's four hundred
Speaker 4: degrees and I've got shingles. So how do you think
Speaker 4: I felt about that whole situation?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I felt like you might have felt a little
Speaker 1: bit frustrated.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and like that you just wanted to get there quicker.
Speaker 4: So why don't you boys ask for directions? Is it
Speaker 4: so thing in your DNA? I don't understand.
Speaker 1: I think it could be a masculinity thing. I don't
Speaker 1: really understand why we do those things, like I could be.
Speaker 2: If you know how you understand where everything is in
Speaker 2: your local supermarket.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but then you go to a different one and
Speaker 1: it's just mayhem.
Speaker 3: That is absolute.
Speaker 4: But yes, because you boys will go to your local
Speaker 4: supermarket and still ring three times and go, hey, where
Speaker 4: do I find the tomato paste?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that is true.
Speaker 3: So it's not a local supermarket thing. It's just a
Speaker 3: boy thing.
Speaker 2: But the new supermarket, you better believe. I'm not asking
Speaker 2: for directions or where things are. Why you just have
Speaker 2: to navigate it and go my own path?
Speaker 3: That is stupid? Can I just say stupid?
Speaker 2: I don't know how to disagree with that.
Speaker 1: It's pretty stupid.
Speaker 2: But that's just what we do. That's how we were.
Speaker 2: It's a chemical imbalance.
Speaker 4: Maybe there's something going on to your wife had some
Speaker 4: stern words.
Speaker 2: It's funny, she said the exact sentence she said, So
Speaker 2: I was having a shower a couple of nights ago,
Speaker 2: she said, I love you.
Speaker 1: But and then the list off a bunch of things.
Speaker 2: The main thing was, she said, I hate how I
Speaker 2: have to say the same things to my kids as
Speaker 2: I do to you. Bear in mind, the kids she's
Speaker 2: talking about are six and three, and we have the
Speaker 2: same conversations. And I was spacing out while she was
Speaker 2: saying this thing. And also I was feeling quite relaxed.
Speaker 2: So and this is probably revealing a bit too much information,
Speaker 2: but I was doing just a little wheat in the
Speaker 2: shower as we were talking. Straight shoo to too straight
Speaker 2: down the train, Jot's drains, it was on the walls
Speaker 2: or anything, Okay, to which Carl launching again.
Speaker 1: She's like, this is what I'm talking about. How many
Speaker 1: times have I.
Speaker 2: Told you to not wet in the shower? And I
Speaker 2: was like, I didn't even know that I was doing it.
Speaker 3: It was an involuntary way.
Speaker 1: I'm so vauntary.
Speaker 4: We okay, yeah, okay, thirteen twenty four ten, let's do
Speaker 4: this this morning.
Speaker 3: I love my partner, but he he's in the shower when.
Speaker 4: I'm giving him a lecture about not doing the things
Speaker 4: that I tell my children not today.
Speaker 1: Give us a call. He calls next on thirteen and
Speaker 1: twenty four ten. I love my partner, but.
Speaker 3: Stacy, good morning.
Speaker 10: I don't have a partner.
Speaker 1: Yes, it was actually my son. Oh, so I love him,
Speaker 1: but I'm so sick of hearing.
Speaker 3: Can I tell you something?
Speaker 1: He's just got good information?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's.
Speaker 10: The type of stuff that he could have just started
Speaker 10: off talking to say that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, little things like my daughter does. And can I
Speaker 2: tell you something I just did a pop off. Great
Speaker 2: information to know, fantastic. I'm better for knowing that information.
Speaker 3: Did you know what I was coppying last night? Stacey?
Speaker 3: Hey mom, Hey mom, Hey mom. Sigma Sigma.
Speaker 10: Get so excited for.
Speaker 1: Them to talk, and then you want them to be quiet.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Sigma skimmity toilet. Even what are you even talking about?
Speaker 2: Everyone really knows that lingo. We've spoken about that lingo,
Speaker 2: and I still don't understand Mantil.
Speaker 3: Do you love your partner?
Speaker 9: Bart?
Speaker 5: Hello, Yes, he loves me too much.
Speaker 1: Oh, he has to double check with if I give
Speaker 1: him a Joe. Yes, the double check that he's doing
Speaker 1: it right or the right decision.
Speaker 3: But I trust him.
Speaker 1: I gave him a job. He can do it.
Speaker 3: We need a factive triple check with me.
Speaker 4: Can I be Devil's advocate here? You say he loves
Speaker 4: you too much? I would say he's scared of.
Speaker 1: You, true, so scared of getting it wrong. Have you
Speaker 1: thought about that, Matilda?
Speaker 7: Oh gosh, yeah.
Speaker 1: A lot to think about there. For the children's.
Speaker 4: He's part of the Noithers family, Fitz Whipper and Cambridge Joke. Tonight,
Speaker 4: he's delving deep into his family's history with Sean mccrloff's
Speaker 4: Origin Ody on SBS.
Speaker 5: I'm Sean mccarlof when I'm embarka on a journey like.
Speaker 3: No other and bringing the choler sun sacks.
Speaker 5: And that's how we got snow blarone.
Speaker 4: Please welcome Michael Whipper.
Speaker 2: Whiley Sean Macais's Origin Odyssey seven thirty tonight on SBS
Speaker 2: and SBS on demand. Sean thanks whip to Switzerland to
Speaker 2: discover why his grandfather decided to move to when he
Speaker 2: was just twenty years old.
Speaker 5: Good morning, Whipper, Thank you guys, thank you for having
Speaker 5: me on. It is a wild ride, as we had
Speaker 5: to Switzerland to find out about my family origin. Not
Speaker 5: as exciting as getting an infection in Bali, but I
Speaker 5: just hope it steelsworthy without the infection.
Speaker 3: I can send you a few pics of it if
Speaker 3: you like.
Speaker 5: It's far enough on the Daily Mail. That's okay. Well,
Speaker 5: quite graphic, wasn't it. The only sort of inflammation I
Speaker 5: had after a week in Switzerland was sort of around
Speaker 5: my breast and stummach area. I think put on a
Speaker 5: plus of twelve kilos in good five days.
Speaker 4: Yeah right, well I lost about twelve and that was
Speaker 4: a Bali belly story, but that's for another day.
Speaker 5: Did that not make the Daily Mail?
Speaker 3: No, it didn't. It didn't want to show I lost
Speaker 3: twelve killers that house. Hey, I'm desperate to hear what
Speaker 3: you got about your granddad.
Speaker 5: Well, the good thing was there was a running theme.
Speaker 5: But also my great grandfather, we've never had a photo
Speaker 5: of him, so we managed to track down something, so
Speaker 5: that was significant the family. What concerned me mainly was
Speaker 5: sort of a running theme. Now, I was told that
Speaker 5: my great grandmother in Zurich, in Switzerland, she ran a
Speaker 5: boarding house. When we turned up to the place of
Speaker 5: the boarding house, which is still a boarding house. If
Speaker 5: you want to call that. The other word is brothel,
Speaker 5: we could use that. So she would talk about how
Speaker 5: there's some food offerings downstairs and accommodation upstairs, but people
Speaker 5: actually worked, and she had regular people working there. I
Speaker 5: just didn't. I just sort of accepted that that's how
Speaker 5: a boarding house strangely worked. And I assume during the
Speaker 5: day they went off and they were accountants or maybe
Speaker 5: I don't know, local street sweepers, but they were busy
Speaker 5: in one of the most traditional forms of employment and
Speaker 5: work of all time.
Speaker 3: But I can't.
Speaker 4: Let's go back to the fact that it's still a working,
Speaker 4: legitimate Bruszel just changed hands.
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, I think it's called red lips now. I'm
Speaker 5: sure it's called back in the day.
Speaker 3: I think that's what I caught in Barley.
Speaker 5: What I was hoping to catch it swift on another week. Anyway,
Speaker 5: it was a wild trip with Sean maccarloff. So that
Speaker 5: was fantastic at a very exciting time.
Speaker 1: Who knew that you were a Swiss swipper?
Speaker 2: And surely now that we know that you're Swiss, you
Speaker 2: have permission to maybe daily drop the greatest dad joke
Speaker 2: of all time that is what's the best thing about
Speaker 2: Switzerland with the flags big plus?
Speaker 5: I haven't actually, I don't heard you have to take
Speaker 5: Sean mccloff back to Switzerland for that joke.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry about my friend.
Speaker 5: Where did you get hit from? A bit like that
Speaker 5: infection on your neck? That is? That is a great
Speaker 5: Swiss joke. And can I give you a fun fact?
Speaker 5: Go on tob larone, which we love, that was originally
Speaker 5: called Toddler And then they made their first batch of
Speaker 5: chocolate and they someone wrote on it Tobbler won as
Speaker 5: in the first batch, and someone came along and said, oh,
Speaker 5: tobler own. What's tobler own? And that's how we got
Speaker 5: to blerone. You're not as good as the plus on
Speaker 5: the flag, but just as entertaining a fun Swiss incredible.
Speaker 4: Well, I'm so glad that you found out all this
Speaker 4: stuff about your family history.
Speaker 3: It's and it's amazing.
Speaker 2: Can I think before we let you go, Whip, but
Speaker 2: of course Whip and Kate Richie just drop some dirt.
Speaker 1: What what's Fitty really like?
Speaker 5: It's the hardest part is to get him listening. Now
Speaker 5: he never listens, but then repeats his stories and then
Speaker 5: once you've got his attention, he then has to try
Speaker 5: and understand. So you know, at the moment they're telling
Speaker 5: everybody that three G is about to go and you
Speaker 5: need to update your services. That's what it's like with Fitzy.
Speaker 5: You need to up constantly up date the services to
Speaker 5: keep the small wheel and the COLG moving. But we
Speaker 5: love him, you know, but just a click reminder he
Speaker 5: only played eighteen games in football. It's just the amount
Speaker 5: of times i've heard five on debut were really it
Speaker 5: was quite a pathetic career.
Speaker 1: It's jewish bags like me that actually really love it though, yes.
Speaker 5: Joined the club.
Speaker 4: Goodness all right, well, thank you so much for joining us,
Speaker 4: and make sure everyone checks out the new TV shows.
Speaker 3: It's called Origin, Odyssey and Whipper. Always a pleasure, Thanks guys,