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Speaker 1: Awby Wednesday, guys, welcome to the fit and with a podka.

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Speaker 2: You know what's interesting. Went fishing the other day and

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Speaker 2: got my rod, baited it up with a picture of

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Speaker 2: you on on it fits.

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Speaker 1: You on iron get and sent it out and I.

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Speaker 2: Said, what's that? And I said to podcast you're casting

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Speaker 2: the pod out?

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Speaker 1: So you're running with?

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Speaker 2: You're running with or could have been using a little

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Speaker 2: bit of burly maybe some any nibbles, No nibbles at

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Speaker 2: this stage. I got one download after about half an hour.

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Speaker 1: Us a cockle mate. This is terrible, always.

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Speaker 2: Word Sorry, can we start this again? No?

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Speaker 3: No, you don't know.

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Speaker 1: And we need to talk about bucks parties. I mean

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Speaker 1: they can be loose. I mean it's your last weekend

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Speaker 1: of freedom. You're having a bit of a crack there.

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Speaker 1: You know, there's always a story. How am I going

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Speaker 1: to explain this because photos have come out and it

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Speaker 1: looks like I'm in a bit of trouble.

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Speaker 2: Where are my eyebrows gone?

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Speaker 1: I need to know. It's more than that. I need

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Speaker 1: to talk about a guy called Andy Carroll and he's

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Speaker 1: eight soccer player. Well he's at the end of his

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Speaker 1: career now he's an ex Newcastle start. He's played for

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Speaker 1: England before. He had a great career. But he's thirty

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Speaker 1: three years of age and he's he's getting married this weekend. Sarah,

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Speaker 1: Oh great, which is great to Billy mclow. Billy's on

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Speaker 1: the only way is ess to show over there. They're

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Speaker 1: a beautiful couple. But he's decided to take a few

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Speaker 1: of the boys to Dubai for the weekends. His bucks

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Speaker 1: Pas is a quiet one now he's had a seventeen

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Speaker 1: hour bender, Sir, he's had a big one and he's

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Speaker 1: invited a few people back to his hotel room to

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Speaker 1: kick off for kick ons, and one of them is

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Speaker 1: Taylor Jane Wilkie. Taylor's pretty good looking girl, twenty seven

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Speaker 1: years of age. Now she now look she's to blame

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Speaker 1: a little bit here because Taylor has decided Andy's had

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Speaker 1: a big one. After seventeen hours, He's decided to pass out.

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Speaker 1: Taylor's gone over and she's come out and admitted since

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Speaker 1: but this could cost Andy his marriage. She laid down

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Speaker 1: next to him in the bed while he was passed out,

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Speaker 1: and she took a photo a selfie next to him,

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Speaker 1: and it looks like she doesn't have a top on.

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Speaker 2: It's like they're together and not a good chance.

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Speaker 1: And then she's posted it on social media, going, I'm

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Speaker 1: here with Andy Carroll, the soccer stark.

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Speaker 2: Look at him now he's amed and I don't have

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Speaker 2: any clothes on.

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Speaker 1: Haven't look at him, Sarah. He is no way he

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Speaker 1: is waking up, not at all.

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Speaker 4: But is she claiming they hooked up?

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Speaker 1: No, so this is the thing, and you know what

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Speaker 1: that she's there brutal over there in the media. They

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Speaker 1: are so brutal.

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Speaker 2: What have they said?

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Speaker 1: Some of the headlines are and because because it was

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Speaker 1: the end of his soccer career, he's been struggling to

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Speaker 1: score out.

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Speaker 2: On the field. Can't bend it like Becka.

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Speaker 1: So one of the headlines is Taylor twenty seven years

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Speaker 1: insists the striker as frustrated fans know well, did not

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Speaker 1: score that night, Oh.

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Speaker 2: Bender, like Beckham. It's not bad bender.

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Speaker 1: She went on to say he was too smashed a score,

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Speaker 1: which fans no.

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Speaker 2: Two war good gear.

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Speaker 1: So anyway, they went out, she went through. It was

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Speaker 1: seventeen hours they ended up. She saw the bill. It

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Speaker 1: was the bill was fifty thousand dollars over the bar

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Speaker 1: out in Dubai. She said, they went through twenty round.

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Speaker 1: They have twenty bottles of high grade vodka, ten glasses Sangria,

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Speaker 1: ten shots of Jaga mister Grey Goose vodka. She said

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Speaker 1: that was just Andy alone. It was a crazy day.

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Speaker 1: The lad started drinking at twelve and didn't stop.

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Speaker 2: Sounds like we missed a good one.

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Speaker 1: I just feel bad for taking the photos. It was

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Speaker 1: all meant to be a joke. But Billy, he's you know,

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Speaker 1: fat to react. Well, she's called off the no but

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Speaker 1: she said, I need more answers here, but I don't

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Speaker 1: think we can go ahead this weekend innocent. First of all,

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Speaker 1: my first mistake is don't have your Bucks party the

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Speaker 1: weekend before your wedding, too true. Second of all, just Andy,

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Speaker 1: don't invite girls back to your hotel room in Dubai. Tommy,

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Speaker 1: that's one of your rules.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's my main rule with more in Thailand for Tommy.

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Speaker 2: But I think if you're in a situation like that

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Speaker 2: Bucks party, you know there's going to be some association

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Speaker 2: with girls and partying, right, So what happens after that

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Speaker 2: once there's those parts are introduced into it, You've just

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Speaker 2: got to watch what you do. If this guy's passed

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Speaker 2: out and a girl who's at a party has then

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Speaker 2: gone into his room and lay down next to him

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Speaker 2: for a photo. Innocent.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a pretty tough one. Innocent, And to call

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Speaker 4: off a whole wedding.

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Speaker 2: God, do you know what I'll never forget. I went

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Speaker 2: out with this girl, right and things were going really

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Speaker 2: well with us, and then a big group of us,

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Speaker 2: a big group went skinny dipping and she wasn't there.

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Speaker 2: Huge fallout. Took a lot of rebuilding to get myself

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Speaker 2: back into that one.

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Speaker 4: How close were you to a girl when you jump?

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Speaker 2: I don't know. We're all swimming in the water. It's

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Speaker 2: not like I went on. It wasn't myself and another

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Speaker 2: girl just skinny dipping. So there was about fifteen of

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Speaker 2: us skinny dipping at the beach. And she said, yeah,

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Speaker 2: but you would have seen another girl's privates and they

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Speaker 2: would have seen yours, and big.

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Speaker 1: Damn, You've got to put yourself into her shot. I

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Speaker 1: would say, we're really nice shirt and.

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Speaker 2: Beautiful shirts are a slip on Gucci.

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Speaker 1: If she went off with a few guys.

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Speaker 2: Different, you're making that sound worse. If she went off

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Speaker 2: with a few guys, it wasn't me and fourteen girls?

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Speaker 4: What if it was her and girlfriend now with eight

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Speaker 4: blokes and they've all gone.

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Speaker 2: And jumped in the water. Really yeah, she said, you

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Speaker 2: could have been swimming and brushed past one of them

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Speaker 2: and touched them. Oh big deal, it's a set of boost.

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Speaker 4: You are a public pools.

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Speaker 2: Let's get over at guys innocent.

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Speaker 1: What if dot com is all about helping ossies make

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Speaker 1: the most of every holiday, and now's the time to

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Speaker 1: unapologetically holiday bigger and better than ever before.

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Speaker 2: Jump online or on the what if app and book

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Speaker 2: You'll get away today?

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Speaker 1: What if it's Ossie for travel? We like the life

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Speaker 1: improve and how could the life improven life improve your life?

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Speaker 1: Go on, anyone, go on?

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Speaker 2: Go on, go on, go on, go on. This is

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Speaker 2: how to tell if your watermelon is perfectly ripe. I

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Speaker 2: don't know if you saw this. A woman to share

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Speaker 2: this on Reddit, saying that what you do is when

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Speaker 2: you see the watermelon, you know how you've got sort

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Speaker 2: of a dark green area, and then you go light

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Speaker 2: green and dark green light green. If you put two

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Speaker 2: fingers on the watermelon, say on the light green. That's

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Speaker 2: the spacing required between the two dark greens. Does that

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Speaker 2: make sense That spacing will then tell you if the

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Speaker 2: watermelon is ripe. So if you're the width of your

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Speaker 2: two fingers together on the light green, if it's equal

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Speaker 2: to the dark green either side, then you know that

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Speaker 2: it's ripe.

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Speaker 4: So if you go to buy it, though, and it's

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Speaker 4: one of those ones that's green all over, that's not right.

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Speaker 2: Don't ask me questions I can't answer, Sarah. Just go

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Speaker 2: with what I've said back, and then you've got ripe

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Speaker 2: watermelon for the rest of you.

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Speaker 1: He's one for the ladies. If your husband a few

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Speaker 1: users to put away the empty toilet roll right right

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Speaker 1: at the end, you know, when you're finishing.

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Speaker 2: I know this is a.

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Speaker 1: Bugbear for everyone. What you need to do. You need

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Speaker 1: to wrap a twenty dollars ode underneath a toilet roll

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Speaker 1: right and wrap it around the toilet roll holder underneath

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Speaker 1: and show them so film that just to see when

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Speaker 1: it's finished. If they do take it off, they get

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Speaker 1: twenty bucks. I don't know that you film that then

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Speaker 1: you send it to them afterwards, you've just missed out

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Speaker 1: on twenty bucks.

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Speaker 4: I never take the toilet roll off.

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Speaker 2: What do you think the worst.

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Speaker 4: I'll leave it there with nothing, honestly, you really, or

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Speaker 4: I'll take it off that and just leave it on the.

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Speaker 1: Bench in the bar carry it.

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Speaker 4: He changes it every time and the bins in the bathroom.

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Speaker 1: You know what, you've missed out on about a hundred bucks.

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Speaker 1: You've done that five times, twenty dollars every time. Olivia

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Speaker 1: in Chromer Life Hack, What do you got for us?

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Speaker 5: So my lifing through the hack is for your washing machine?

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: What you can do when you've got like a lot

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Speaker 5: of clothes you're washing with with sports or the grime

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Speaker 5: and gun toket, is that around the washing machine.

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Speaker 1: All of that at the moment?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, exactly.

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Speaker 5: You put in your dish washing tablet yep, and separately

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Speaker 5: without clothes, or a hot wrink cycle and you can

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Speaker 5: even add in a tablespoon of vinegar and a teaspoon

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Speaker 5: of your calypto soil. Put on a hot rink cycle

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Speaker 5: and it'll completely clean the inside. And when you're finished

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Speaker 5: with your low you have a fresh and shiny washing

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Speaker 5: machine that sells great.

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Speaker 1: It's not bad. It's like those self cleaning ovens at

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Speaker 1: the moment, isn't it that people are buying?

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Speaker 2: Really? Yep? That's clever.

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Speaker 1: That's that's a really good idea. I do the vinegar

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Speaker 1: put me off, but then the to be better about myself.

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Speaker 2: Nanjine castle Hill. What's your life hack? Man?

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Speaker 4: There you go?

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Speaker 7: So I got a life hack for making friends?

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Speaker 1: I have friends, Ned, simple, just.

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Speaker 7: Carry a loaders with you so when you get you're

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Speaker 7: hanging around carrier later.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, because when you go out to smoking areas, people

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Speaker 7: always ask you a year later and you can just

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Speaker 7: stroke up conversation with them.

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Speaker 2: You got to slow down, need James Bond buy any chanced.

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Speaker 1: But what about the vaping craze? Ned? How do you

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Speaker 1: feel about that?

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Speaker 7: Usually if people don't come out to smoker areas, just

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Speaker 7: you know, do babe? It just usually people who smoke

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Speaker 7: cigarett would normally come out.

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Speaker 1: What about just hanging around smoking areas with a lighter

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Speaker 1: anyone move.

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Speaker 2: And not having a cigarette and you don't smoke? Do you?

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Speaker 8: No?

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Speaker 1: I don't? Good man?

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Speaker 2: All right, he's leading at the moment.

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Speaker 1: Give me Nina in Besley, what's your life back?

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Speaker 8: So you know when your sportsos gets squeaking, yep, yep,

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Speaker 8: So take the innersol out and put some toal compowdered

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Speaker 8: underneath the innole mouth, stop squeaking every time.

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Speaker 2: So many reasons, Laurence.

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Speaker 1: I love just talc it in between your cheeks, really beautiful.

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Speaker 1: I get, I get swum sometimes, sweaty bump swam, and

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Speaker 1: just not all the time, Sarah, because if you use

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Speaker 1: tacpader the time, the powder goes all over your bathroom

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Speaker 1: and leaves a little like a residue. But every now

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Speaker 1: Is there any squat and poof left? I'm out? No.

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Speaker 9: Hey guys, I got a good one for your empty

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Speaker 9: toilet rawles. What I do is I staved them up

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Speaker 1: Bad, pretty good thinking, Vinnie Vincent World Done, Kimberly and

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Speaker 1: Edmondson Park Life Hack.

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Speaker 10: How are you going kim.

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Speaker 6: Vanilla essence into your paint hands when you're painting the

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Speaker 5: No, no, just a tiny little teaspoon and it just

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Speaker 2: I wonder if you can put banana bread in a

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Speaker 1: Painting Million seven Hills, Last One, Life Improver? What do

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Speaker 6: So this is this This one's pretty good, but I

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean Georgie who used to work on this show.

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Speaker 1: Let's do it.

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Speaker 2: Let's make up a fake wedding, send out the invite

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Speaker 1: If not, there's a few Russian billionaires at the moment

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Speaker 2: Give it a football team. That is Millie, You're my

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Speaker 1: That is you are going hot dumb time Machine, Nova's

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Speaker 1: Red Room. It's the Vivid Sydney Edition. Congratulations, well done.

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Speaker 1: We like the Life Improval. How good's the life improven?

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Speaker 1: Life improval in your life improves? Fireworks? I mean, god,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's fine. No one's getting hurt with that one.

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Speaker 1: Fireworks I mean that's why they're illegal in Australia because

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Speaker 1: I went to a wedding Limo and Kel's wedding over

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Speaker 1: The thing was he didn't get them up too high,

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Speaker 2: you've got fireworks. We'll give you twenty bucks for as

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Speaker 2: Off, setting off lots of people, hands of people.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it goes off where it's the guy's got it

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Speaker 2: What are you doing.

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Speaker 1: He gets up in front of everyone and goes, well, okay,

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Speaker 1: I've showed you that the firework's gone off. Now I

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Speaker 1: He's looking everybody, but he decides you want me to scalt.

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Speaker 2: Hang on a minute. His fingers are hanging out. Okay,

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Speaker 2: a bit more jarring than I thought i'd say this morning,

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Speaker 1: See I remember we were at a house party as well,

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Speaker 2: It was very you can't control the angle of the

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Speaker 4: I think I've told you guys about the bunger in

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Speaker 2: It was on a.

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Speaker 4: Porcelain plate, too, so good to have that flying around, you.

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Speaker 2: Know, young kids love that Alian Roselle, Welcome to the show.

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Speaker 2: What happened in your backyard fireworks?

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Speaker 3: Good morning everybody. Well, my brother it was in England,

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Speaker 3: like English window guy Fawk's day, stuck a bunger in

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Speaker 3: a milk bottle, didn't go off, went back out to

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Speaker 3: I I was five, he was just over about.

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Speaker 2: Six and a half.

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Speaker 3: Had to get him in the dark and hustling down

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Speaker 1: See, this is the thing, and the majority of the

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Speaker 2: I better go and check it.

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Speaker 1: Sheridan in Redferon, What happened when your dad lit the fireworks? Sheridan?

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Speaker 8: Yeah, Hey, guys, So my dad was the coolest dad

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Speaker 8: and he brought all these fireworks and we went across

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I was going to wonder how did dad hold

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 8: They just went crazy And oh didn't my mom tell

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Speaker 1: It's this is the thing we do. I don't even

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Speaker 1: Shady had fireworks and stink bombs stink mate, and he

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Speaker 2: What do you want a light show? What do you

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Speaker 2: want to clear the room? I do fireworks and steak bombs?

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Speaker 2: What are you looking for?

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Speaker 1: The stink bombs were from Germany, really they were. I believe.

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Speaker 1: I let went off at the light brigade here once

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, great for closing time at the bar.

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Speaker 1: You just know when a stick bob goes off time

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Speaker 2: Anyone in the studio or anybody listening right now. Thirteen

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Speaker 2: twenty fourteen. Superstitious.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, look, do you know where I'm superstitious? When something

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Speaker 2: Now, it's not going to it, but it's worth the effort.

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Speaker 4: Same as by contrast, I believe that everything happens in threes.

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Speaker 4: So if someone dies, there's going to be three people in.

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Speaker 2: Your life, it says that's my wife, and it.

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Speaker 4: Always pans out. Doesn't have to be of the same

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Speaker 2: Don't you think though, when two have happened and you've

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Speaker 2: and you go, oh god, the dog's got a bad foot.

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Speaker 2: Happens in threes. No, that's.

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Speaker 1: So what happened when you met and eye like one

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Speaker 1: was the third thing? My death is the third?

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Speaker 2: Tom or Matt de Greu? Was that the third?

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Speaker 1: Or what are you read?

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Speaker 4: Good things happen?

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Speaker 1: It doesn't sort of apply.

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Speaker 4: It's all the bad things. Like when I fell off

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Speaker 1: Any others in your life? A moment I haven't got

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Speaker 1: back on the car park.

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Speaker 2: On the way out, we planned to hit whipper.

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Speaker 4: Don't change the planet.

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Speaker 1: No, No, you've got two to go there and we've

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Speaker 2: All right, guys, I'm right here. I can hear everything saying.

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Speaker 2: The new Liberal Deputy leader changed the spelling of her name.

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Speaker 2: Susan Lay is her name in the Liberal Party. She's

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Speaker 2: just Underpeter Dutton there. What's interesting is she was born

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Speaker 2: Susan and she then decided to throw an the F

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Speaker 2: into her name, so s U doubles.

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Speaker 1: A M like she's a great car s s exactly

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Speaker 1: the same. Was a big Holden fan, not at all.

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Speaker 2: She believed the change would lead to her having an

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Speaker 2: exciting life after reading about numerology. The ancient belief system

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Speaker 2: states that everything in the world is dependent upon the

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Speaker 2: mystical properties of numbers.

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Speaker 1: My god, she likes snakes, like slippery little snakes.

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Speaker 2: Or snake furthern flipper snoke.

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Speaker 7: No.

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Speaker 2: She said that if you add numbers to match letters

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Speaker 2: in your name, it can change your personality. She said,

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Speaker 2: I worked out that if I add an S, I

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Speaker 2: would have an incredibly exciting, interesting life and nothing would

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Speaker 2: ever be boring.

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Speaker 1: It's a lot of pressure.

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Speaker 2: Though, if you're having a quiet weekend and you find

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Speaker 2: yourself bored at home, what do I do now at

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Speaker 2: another S? No?

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Speaker 1: No, No, You're always positive because you're different to everybody else.

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Speaker 1: You know what I mean mentally, If you can instill

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Speaker 1: that into your mind, you are the season with the

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Speaker 1: dabbles in there better than everyone.

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Speaker 4: Every time you write your name or sign it, you

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Speaker 4: think today is a good day because I've turned to

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Speaker 4: my life.

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Speaker 2: Because I get a little bit superstitious when I'm flying,

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Speaker 2: because you know what I'm like, and I don't like

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Speaker 2: getting on an aeroplane, and I'll do things before takeoff.

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Speaker 2: Few little mental games when we're airborne on no drinks

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Speaker 2: shell no on a plate. That's involuntary. But what happens

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Speaker 2: is someone once told me that the most dangerous part

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Speaker 2: of a fly first ninety seconds, first thirteen seconds. So

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Speaker 2: I sit there stairs and I'll go one, two, three,

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Speaker 2: fourteen wine. But then I'll keep my eyes shut till

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Speaker 2: I've counted to three hundred.

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Speaker 1: That's what I do as well. I make it I'm

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Speaker 1: asleep and I'm next to you.

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Speaker 2: Oh, and then seatbelt sign will most likely be off.

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Speaker 2: I can relax and have another ten drinks. Leanne and Roseberry, Hello,

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Speaker 2: what's your superstitious the outcome?

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Speaker 11: It's actually my grandmother. And when my brother was little,

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Speaker 11: he used to have like boys have warts on his hands.

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Speaker 11: And so what she made do was you had to

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Speaker 11: get up at midnight, go into the backyard, get some thistle.

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Speaker 11: You had to rub the thistle on the water, and

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Speaker 11: there's very a piece of steak in the backyard, and

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Speaker 11: then made the warts go away.

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Speaker 1: Did it actually work, Leanne, That's the it did for him.

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Speaker 2: See this is absolute.

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Speaker 11: But she told she said, you've got to bury this steak.

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Speaker 11: It's midnight in the backyard, and make sure water.

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Speaker 2: Link what's the witchcraft link to bearing the steak? And

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Speaker 2: rubbing your hands and some thistles knows powerful.

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Speaker 1: It is the power of the brain. It's just unfortunate

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Speaker 1: that extraor neighbors thought you're you're bearing a body or something.

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Speaker 2: And then when you couldn't find the tea bone for

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Speaker 2: dinner that night. Sorry about that.

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Speaker 1: There's the body. There's some of the bodies in the mainyard.

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Speaker 1: You dig it up, you'll find it.

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Speaker 2: It's a shallow grave over there. That's because I've got

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Speaker 2: water on my own.

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Speaker 1: Sorry. Love, it's not a body, it's a porterhouse.

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Speaker 2: If you've got a superstition, we'd love to know it

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Speaker 2: this morning. If you've added another letter to your name,

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Speaker 2: possibly love to know melon hornsby what's your superstition?

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Speaker 3: Hi? There?

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Speaker 12: So, my mom believes that when a woman is pregnant,

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Speaker 12: when a mom's pregnant and if she has a crazing

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Speaker 12: for food and then touches herself on a certain part

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Speaker 12: of the body, that that baby will end up with

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Speaker 12: a birthmark. What So, when my mom was pregnant with me,

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Speaker 12: she had a craving for coffee and she touched herself

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Speaker 12: on her booth. So now I have a coffee birthmark.

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Speaker 2: First I've ever heard of that one.

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Speaker 1: I mean look like coffee stones, don't they, Tommy, I

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Speaker 1: mean this would be a weird one.

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Speaker 2: You had to crack at me of when toilets have

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Speaker 2: fought back right after eleven years on the show, we

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Speaker 2: have never done what did you eat pregnant and then

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Speaker 2: tap your body to get a birthmark? It's but we should, Tommy.

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Speaker 1: I mean you went with did a toilet attack you today?

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Speaker 1: And now you want to back it up with this.

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Speaker 2: Let's do it. Let's do it, Tommy, do you reckon?

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Speaker 2: We'll get any calls?

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Speaker 9: What the phones are for?

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Speaker 2: Right now? You're gonnad to this? Get involved.

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Speaker 1: Patricia's giving a skill from ostral tree. She got a

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Speaker 1: birthmark story for us.

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Speaker 11: I do.

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Speaker 10: Actually the caller wasn't wrong. So it's actually a superstition

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Speaker 10: in like Lebanese culture, whenever they're a woman's pregnant, if

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Speaker 10: they're ever craving something and you don't give it to them,

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Speaker 10: they say wherever you like, they say, don't scratch, don't

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Speaker 10: touch yourself, because you're going to end up with a birthmark.

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Speaker 8: There.

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Speaker 10: So in back in the village, everyone has a story

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Speaker 10: about this. But one of my cousins has a grape

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Speaker 10: like a wine grape on her chest because my auntie

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Speaker 10: was like craving grapes in the middle of summer or whatever,

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Speaker 10: and they weren't in season, so she couldn't have any

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Speaker 10: And so she scratched her chest. And now my cousin

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Speaker 10: has a birthmark in the shape of a grape.

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Speaker 2: Did my mom eat her ball a chance and then

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Speaker 2: rub herself all over? Did that happen by any chance?

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Speaker 1: What would it be?

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Speaker 2: She had a cat, She went to the zoo.

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Speaker 1: Gorilla Sam in Green, I care, what's your birthmark? Story?

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Speaker 6: Similar to the story before.

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Speaker 2: Just a little bit, I wanted to Sam breaking up.

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Speaker 1: Sammy just moved to the left, one step to the

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Speaker 1: left and tell the story again.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, disaster, Sam, can't hear you, buddy. We'll get you

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Speaker 2: back on. A little bit later, I thought there was

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Speaker 2: absolutely no way we would get any more calls. The

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Speaker 2: Lebanese community would be doing a bit.

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Speaker 1: Of any of you guys got both mokes?

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Speaker 2: No, I don't.

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Speaker 4: In the back of my leg, what color is it?

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Speaker 4: It's like a light brown.

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Speaker 1: Is it a shape of anything?

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Speaker 4: Suit just a circle on my neck?

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Speaker 1: So VIC wasn't.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, pops, yeah, because I know that she's she's into honey. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: if we can dive back on how your momus met

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Speaker 2: her to your dad, she hooked up with Malcolm Turmoil

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Speaker 2: and if you look on her back, there's a birthmark.

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Speaker 2: In the shows Malcolm, it's a target.

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Speaker 1: Sarah was a big fan of Malcolm.

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