WEBVTT - Everything You Need To Know Before The Adelaide Cricket Test 0:00:00.560 --> 0:00:03.760 We get in the way morning every day, every lazy 0:00:03.840 --> 0:00:05.960 gentleman adelaides. 0:00:07.440 --> 0:00:09.959 Cricket starts tomorrow. There's probably a few people heading there 0:00:10.080 --> 0:00:12.800 not knowing anything about cricket. That's fine because there's someone 0:00:12.800 --> 0:00:14.760 in particular in this team who's in the exact same boat. 0:00:14.800 --> 0:00:15.520 So we're going to do this. 0:00:16.600 --> 0:00:18.640 I can't have climbed up the tree and now he 0:00:18.760 --> 0:00:19.439 can't get down. 0:00:19.600 --> 0:00:23.800 Can anybody help him? 0:00:23.960 --> 0:00:25.759 It's the Australian fast fall. 0:00:27.800 --> 0:00:34.240 Here you go, queeze, who's going to the cricket tomorrow? Oh, 0:00:34.240 --> 0:00:36.559 it's so good and there's gonna be people that turn up, 0:00:36.560 --> 0:00:38.960 probably the members and go hang on, hang on? Who's 0:00:39.000 --> 0:00:41.000 playing again? Who's Australia playing? 0:00:41.040 --> 0:00:42.320 What's what's a serious score? 0:00:43.520 --> 0:00:44.680 Yeah? Do you ask me? 0:00:45.000 --> 0:00:49.640 No? No, no, Australia be India produces. 0:00:49.840 --> 0:00:50.800 What is the series score? 0:00:51.960 --> 0:00:54.960 Twelve? To do me? 0:00:56.560 --> 0:00:56.840 Series? 0:00:57.000 --> 0:00:57.720 Thank you? Yes? 0:00:58.040 --> 0:00:59.600 It's one berth. 0:01:00.360 --> 0:01:03.279 We lost, well done, We got there eventually. 0:01:03.000 --> 0:01:13.200 Out of five. I learned that, okay. 0:01:10.000 --> 0:01:17.240 Jered Weiteley Twitter, she doesn't know that you don't follow 0:01:17.280 --> 0:01:17.880 Jered Whaley. 0:01:19.600 --> 0:01:21.520 We heard a lot from Jered Whiteley last night at 0:01:21.560 --> 0:01:23.280 the Test. Much to dinner. I don't worry about that. 0:01:24.240 --> 0:01:28.000 Yeahs to make cricket Shakespearean almost in the way he talked. 0:01:28.040 --> 0:01:30.160 Quite the wordsmith he is, isn't he listened to him? 0:01:30.240 --> 0:01:33.640 It was a super Bowl? Yeah right, yes, Patrick mahomes 0:01:33.760 --> 0:01:39.319 of the chiefs test, derretee and testicular fortitude of the hush, like. 0:01:39.280 --> 0:01:40.600 What's going on? 0:01:41.280 --> 0:01:45.120 Good stuff. Anyway, we're doing a little cricket dummies test 0:01:45.400 --> 0:01:47.120 and we're going to drive it through produce a flag. 0:01:47.560 --> 0:01:49.680 But it's mainly aimed to produces are it because always 0:01:49.680 --> 0:01:51.000 trying to get some tickets. You're trying to get at 0:01:51.000 --> 0:01:52.080 the back. All your friends are going there. 0:01:52.160 --> 0:01:53.920 Yeah, I'm trying to get out the back where the 0:01:53.960 --> 0:01:56.800 actual action happens. 0:01:55.400 --> 0:01:59.000 I've never been to. The jugs are pims. That's all 0:01:59.040 --> 0:01:59.840 that happens at it done. 0:02:00.080 --> 0:02:02.240 And also most of your friends have They all got 0:02:02.840 --> 0:02:03.960 polo shirts. 0:02:03.640 --> 0:02:10.040 That will be turned up thanks boat shoe heaven. 0:02:10.880 --> 0:02:12.880 My friends are not that breed of knob, but they 0:02:12.919 --> 0:02:13.919 will be annoying for sure. 0:02:14.120 --> 0:02:16.919 Yeah. Well, what I would employ is that you actually 0:02:16.919 --> 0:02:19.560 watch the cricket and get around. This guy told me 0:02:20.080 --> 0:02:20.880 very very good player. 0:02:21.120 --> 0:02:26.200 I played it so many times on this show. 0:02:26.919 --> 0:02:28.600 Make sure you watch him play. 0:02:29.000 --> 0:02:29.720 I know he's done. 0:02:31.000 --> 0:02:34.280 All right, let's see how good you are with cricket 0:02:34.840 --> 0:02:37.799 terms that will be used across the next five days. 0:02:38.680 --> 0:02:43.120 I'm going to start with an easy one. Bail stop playing. 0:02:43.400 --> 0:02:46.360 Well to stop playing cricket if you're bailing. 0:02:49.720 --> 0:02:53.320 So you say at the end of the play, at 0:02:53.360 --> 0:02:53.760 the end of the. 0:02:54.440 --> 0:02:59.280 Call, is it raining? 0:03:00.120 --> 0:03:01.919 Okay? Bail? 0:03:01.960 --> 0:03:04.040 Are the two small pieces of wood that sit on 0:03:04.080 --> 0:03:06.239 top of the weekends, They're called the bales. 0:03:07.200 --> 0:03:07.960 No, I'm not going to say. 0:03:08.720 --> 0:03:10.799 Did you know that there's two small pieces of wood 0:03:10.840 --> 0:03:15.760 that they fall off and they are the bales. 0:03:17.440 --> 0:03:19.480 Okay, that's a good start. Okay. 0:03:19.720 --> 0:03:20.400 Declaration. 0:03:22.160 --> 0:03:26.359 Oh you're setting up declaration. Yeah, it's not they when 0:03:26.480 --> 0:03:28.720 when they choose who wins for the day. 0:03:29.360 --> 0:03:32.520 What actually happens, our declaration producers are is at the 0:03:32.520 --> 0:03:35.440 start of each and every Test match, both captains will 0:03:35.520 --> 0:03:38.160 declare the pay has started and they have the chance 0:03:38.280 --> 0:03:41.720 for their own team. So Patrick Cummins will do his 0:03:41.760 --> 0:03:44.360 declaration here at the start. He will go, Australia is 0:03:44.440 --> 0:03:44.920 the best. 0:03:46.800 --> 0:03:48.480 Why did I believe that? What's the declaration? 0:03:48.720 --> 0:03:52.600 It's okay, so he declared, what will you declare your innings? 0:03:52.680 --> 0:03:55.000 You've had enough, You've made enough runs that you don't 0:03:55.000 --> 0:03:56.720 need to make any more run, so that's bailing. 0:03:57.520 --> 0:04:00.400 Oh god, originally there we go. 0:04:00.480 --> 0:04:04.720 Okay, okay, this is this is a reasonably easy one. 0:04:05.520 --> 0:04:06.560 Man cad. 0:04:07.320 --> 0:04:08.720 I just gonna play this in advance. 0:04:10.800 --> 0:04:14.120 Explain man cad, man cat cad cad with. 0:04:14.160 --> 0:04:18.960 The d man cad, man cad in cricket terms. 0:04:19.000 --> 0:04:19.760 What is man cad? 0:04:20.400 --> 0:04:22.920 My brain is only saying like a little golf caddy. 0:04:23.040 --> 0:04:25.200 And that's where the men sit, the man cad because 0:04:25.200 --> 0:04:27.839 they get brought in. That is the only place my 0:04:27.880 --> 0:04:29.479 brain is going. What is a man cad? 0:04:31.240 --> 0:04:32.239 What is a man cats? 0:04:32.360 --> 0:04:35.440 Can you explain man cad? Man catting is when traditionally 0:04:35.560 --> 0:04:38.360 against the what would you call it? It's not against 0:04:38.360 --> 0:04:40.400 the laws because now you can do it, but it's 0:04:40.400 --> 0:04:43.360 against the world. I'm looking for the spirit of the 0:04:43.360 --> 0:04:45.680 spirit of cricket. It's where the batsman is backing up 0:04:45.680 --> 0:04:47.600 too far, which you don't understand as well, backing up 0:04:47.600 --> 0:04:50.760 too far outside of this crease here the batsman that's 0:04:50.760 --> 0:04:52.800 not facing the balls, and you stop bowling and you 0:04:52.920 --> 0:04:55.000 run him out because he's out of his crest. Do 0:04:55.040 --> 0:04:57.320 you know what a crease is? Do you know what 0:04:58.720 --> 0:05:01.760 how The problem is here explaining cricket terms to Joey 0:05:01.880 --> 0:05:03.840 using other cricket terms. 0:05:05.400 --> 0:05:06.800 You know what, I think we've better pull out now 0:05:06.800 --> 0:05:11.279 because my next one was duckworth lewis. 0:05:10.720 --> 0:05:12.560 Don't do fair. I know what that is, but I 0:05:12.600 --> 0:05:15.840 can't bloody explain it. No one can explain duckworth again, 0:05:16.040 --> 0:05:17.039 no one understands. 0:05:17.080 --> 0:05:19.880 It's not even slightly for dummies. Duck quiz. 0:05:19.960 --> 0:05:23.320 That was hard, Like I was expecting. What's l b W? 0:05:23.560 --> 0:05:23.839 Whatever? 0:05:23.880 --> 0:05:30.040 It is a wicked and then what happens? What happens 0:05:30.080 --> 0:05:32.560 if you how are you out by l b W? 0:05:32.760 --> 0:05:35.440 You get hitting the leg before the wicket? 0:05:37.839 --> 0:05:45.039 Your father he's on money. What I will say is 0:05:45.080 --> 0:05:47.160 that if you are from Sojunia and you're a bit 0:05:47.200 --> 0:05:49.200 of a dirty bird, this is the spot for you. 0:05:49.520 --> 0:05:53.400 Yes, I've brought something to the table this morning. Mum 0:05:53.640 --> 0:05:57.279 gets shock of her life after opening X rated shean 0:05:57.480 --> 0:06:01.240 package for her son. So A mom recently nearly fell 0:06:01.240 --> 0:06:03.520 over when she opened a package of an item she 0:06:03.640 --> 0:06:05.800 purchased on shan for a young son. It was a 0:06:05.839 --> 0:06:09.080 prank can of peanuts, which are typically sold in the 0:06:09.120 --> 0:06:12.880 prank or magic section of toy stores. What usually pops 0:06:12.920 --> 0:06:16.640 out is a giant snake of some sort, except this 0:06:16.760 --> 0:06:20.520 time it was one of a slightly different kind. She said, 0:06:20.680 --> 0:06:23.000 Oh my god, I brought this prank toy for my 0:06:23.040 --> 0:06:26.120 seven year old son. Didn't realize until it came today 0:06:26.400 --> 0:06:31.240 that it has a Willy Willy on it. 0:06:31.400 --> 0:06:33.880 Yes we can. 0:06:33.880 --> 0:06:38.320 Yes God. She shared this on the She and Lover's 0:06:38.360 --> 0:06:40.680 Australia Facebook group. I didn't know there was such a 0:06:40.680 --> 0:06:45.000 thing that God signed me up please immediately. Lucky for 0:06:45.040 --> 0:06:48.480 the mom, the child was not exposed to the accidentally 0:06:48.920 --> 0:06:51.680 X rated toy. She said, good thing. I opened it 0:06:51.760 --> 0:06:53.920 just before gifting it to him. Oh my god. Lol, 0:06:54.160 --> 0:06:55.880 it's one of those cans that you open and a 0:06:55.920 --> 0:06:58.040 snake or worm pops out. Never seen one of these 0:06:58.080 --> 0:07:01.279 pop out. Hah Oh darl, No one believes you. 0:07:01.800 --> 0:07:05.240 So I'm so shocked and offended all at the same time. 0:07:05.800 --> 0:07:08.920 Will you return it? Oh man, I lost a receipt 0:07:09.279 --> 0:07:09.560 to YEA. 0:07:09.640 --> 0:07:11.640 Every now and then, my husband likes to jump around 0:07:11.680 --> 0:07:14.760 the corner and do this go surprise. 0:07:18.440 --> 0:07:20.000 It's hilarious when Gred doesn't. 0:07:20.200 --> 0:07:25.000 Oh my god, isn't that funny? Produce a black You 0:07:25.160 --> 0:07:28.920 found a really unique novelty item closer to home, didn't you? 0:07:29.000 --> 0:07:33.240 Yeah, two different ones. I actually, well, the same thing, 0:07:33.280 --> 0:07:37.680 but two different brands. There's Santa's Sack sweater and Rudolph's 0:07:37.760 --> 0:07:43.080 Rocket Protector. And essentially it's a red knitted bulgy part 0:07:43.320 --> 0:07:45.400 and a longer part that you would put over the 0:07:45.400 --> 0:07:50.080 male genitalia right. And you won't believe where I found 0:07:50.160 --> 0:07:57.760 these items. Cheap as chipsp. 0:07:55.280 --> 0:07:59.520 Cheep cheep cheeper chips. 0:07:58.320 --> 0:08:01.760 Anything you can possibly need a very affordable price, can 0:08:01.800 --> 0:08:03.280 I including dig one? 0:08:05.360 --> 0:08:08.280 I'm going to regret asking this question, I know for sure. 0:08:08.560 --> 0:08:11.800 But what possible use could you have for a d warmer? 0:08:12.920 --> 0:08:30.040 Sorry warming your dick? Battle? Yes, so welcome to Battle 0:08:30.040 --> 0:08:32.240 the Bangers. A chance for you to choose the music. 0:08:32.360 --> 0:08:34.559 It's a nice little wholesome context. 0:08:34.320 --> 0:08:37.960 Yes it is. And basically we have a theme each 0:08:38.000 --> 0:08:40.840 week and then you choose a song, a song, I 0:08:41.000 --> 0:08:43.719 choose a song, and then you get to vote on 0:08:43.720 --> 0:08:46.720 the Jodi and Hazy Instagram page for which one you 0:08:46.720 --> 0:08:47.520 would like to hear. 0:08:47.880 --> 0:08:50.080 Okay, so right now it is sitting with two weeks 0:08:50.080 --> 0:08:53.240 ago twenty two to nineteen, and what's happened is we've 0:08:53.280 --> 0:08:55.400 had a little meeting behind closed door. So I went 0:08:55.400 --> 0:08:57.560 for about three four hours actually did it and we 0:08:57.640 --> 0:09:00.559 decided that the last one is always were two from here. 0:09:00.960 --> 0:09:02.640 I need to win this week and then win next 0:09:02.640 --> 0:09:04.319 week the force to draw, and then maybe it carries 0:09:04.360 --> 0:09:06.679 over into twenty twenty five. It's quite complicated. Okay. 0:09:06.679 --> 0:09:08.880 Firstly, thank you for not inviting me to that meeting, 0:09:08.920 --> 0:09:10.120 because I would have vetoed it. 0:09:10.320 --> 0:09:13.240 Oh, I know you were there. You were staring at 0:09:13.240 --> 0:09:16.160 the cinema. There was dribble coming out. It's just all 0:09:16.559 --> 0:09:20.160 chameleon thing were done for direction. 0:09:20.160 --> 0:09:22.080 Dear, all right, what you got for us this week? 0:09:22.160 --> 0:09:25.959 Okay? So the theme of course is ossianthems given the 0:09:26.000 --> 0:09:28.760 cricket in Adelaide. It starts tomorrow, makes sense, doesn't it. 0:09:29.240 --> 0:09:31.040 I'm going to kick us off. I'm going to go 0:09:31.040 --> 0:09:39.800 with this. That's right. Shake those hips, Joe, you haven't 0:09:39.800 --> 0:09:42.240 downside that for years. Well done. I met at work 0:09:42.320 --> 0:09:44.880 Land down Under, which you don't hear enough. I've always 0:09:44.920 --> 0:09:47.520 said we don't play enough men at work on Earth. 0:09:48.520 --> 0:09:49.400 Your bosses don't listen. 0:09:49.520 --> 0:09:51.480 They get in trouble for plade your iroand or something 0:09:51.720 --> 0:09:53.200 stealing the tune from something else. 0:09:53.360 --> 0:09:55.560 Yes, it was the riff. It was this riff. Wasn't it. 0:09:56.160 --> 0:09:58.959 Yeah, So if you want to vote for Hazy's very 0:09:59.000 --> 0:10:02.360 dishonest song, get around it. 0:10:03.160 --> 0:10:05.640 Don't you dare go after Colin like that? All right? 0:10:05.679 --> 0:10:06.240 So what have you got? 0:10:06.240 --> 0:10:09.280 That joke's okay? So I cannot see you beating my 0:10:09.400 --> 0:10:11.600 song this week because it is one of the best 0:10:11.640 --> 0:10:14.520 songs of all time from the great John Farnham hit 0:10:14.600 --> 0:10:17.800 us Please, that's my song. 0:10:20.000 --> 0:10:23.959 That's where I'm at. I know just how good your 0:10:24.000 --> 0:10:30.400 song is. So I played my song again. You know 0:10:30.480 --> 0:10:33.280 what's really depressing? Jokes? I regul. If we both chose 0:10:33.320 --> 0:10:37.000 the same song, I'd still lose. In fact, I'd lose 0:10:37.000 --> 0:10:37.560 pretty bad the. 0:10:42.000 --> 0:10:44.679 Very difficult to beat anyway. 0:10:45.200 --> 0:10:48.960 So from my perspective, you've got to imagine what's more 0:10:49.000 --> 0:10:51.200 suited to the Aussi cricketers when they're running out onto 0:10:51.200 --> 0:10:53.280 the field for the first time to morth okay, Yeah, 0:10:53.320 --> 0:10:56.280 this song, Jordan Farnham's all the Voice, Yes, or men 0:10:56.360 --> 0:10:57.160 at work Landown? 0:10:57.800 --> 0:10:58.960 Damn it? 0:10:59.160 --> 0:10:59.800 I lost again. 0:11:00.160 --> 0:11:02.440 And they also did a remix of down Under that 0:11:02.480 --> 0:11:03.760 they play at the cricket. 0:11:03.440 --> 0:11:05.520 Sometimes, Yeah, just to get the kids interested. 0:11:05.559 --> 0:11:07.800 It's still not going to get you over the line. 0:11:07.920 --> 0:11:09.520 I don't maybe you should have chosen. 0:11:09.320 --> 0:11:14.480 The remix producers. Sorry suggested that. I said, no, I'm 0:11:14.520 --> 0:11:17.800 going the original. The people will get it. The people 0:11:17.800 --> 0:11:18.280 will get it. 0:11:18.320 --> 0:11:19.720 Why you're so bad in this space? 0:11:20.040 --> 0:11:22.040 I have not that bad. I'm only three off you. 0:11:22.160 --> 0:11:23.840 But we'll see what happens. So I get voting at 0:11:23.920 --> 0:11:26.120 Jody and Hayes on Instagram for me. Actually, why that 0:11:26.160 --> 0:11:27.720 hasn't been up that from last week? It's twenty two 0:11:27.720 --> 0:11:30.800 to nineteen. Thanks for paying attention to that. Joke's all right, 0:11:30.960 --> 0:11:34.880 Get voting a winning song tomorrow morning at eight o'clock. Joe's. 0:11:34.960 --> 0:11:38.000 Yesterday we had a little team meeting. We do it 0:11:38.040 --> 0:11:40.120 every year. It's like a planning for the next year. 0:11:40.440 --> 0:11:43.480 We went to the Kentown Hotel, absolutely gorgeous, Oh goodness, 0:11:43.880 --> 0:11:45.520 and she's I had some food. What about you? 0:11:45.679 --> 0:11:48.320 I hate so much? You left food on the table. 0:11:48.600 --> 0:11:51.880 You left three little tacos, pork billy tacos on the table. 0:11:51.880 --> 0:11:52.839 And that's so unlike you. 0:11:53.080 --> 0:11:55.280 So full was I had this beautiful big chicken salad. 0:11:55.440 --> 0:11:57.520 I sampled some dumplings, had a couple of beers. So 0:11:57.559 --> 0:11:59.600 I had a glass of wine. Our hearts. 0:12:00.040 --> 0:12:02.600 I didn't want to mention that were my dumplings. Yeah, 0:12:02.840 --> 0:12:04.840 thank you for I like to share my food. Appreciate 0:12:04.880 --> 0:12:06.520 that I'm generous in this space. I'll tell you what 0:12:06.600 --> 0:12:08.679 our heart's and our tummies were certainly full. I got 0:12:08.679 --> 0:12:10.520 ahead of the curve as well. I went early to 0:12:10.679 --> 0:12:12.440 my son's school and I was like, you know, I'm 0:12:12.559 --> 0:12:13.600 to get a big run in here. 0:12:13.760 --> 0:12:15.480 You're going to run it all off. Feel quite good. 0:12:15.920 --> 0:12:18.400 And then so I started running in the heat as well. 0:12:19.040 --> 0:12:21.600 Right about its two o'clock, I started to jog around 0:12:21.640 --> 0:12:22.480 the Glen Elg area. 0:12:22.600 --> 0:12:25.920 Can someone play hero by That's. 0:12:25.720 --> 0:12:27.640 What you're thinking, isn't it? Oh my gosh, how did 0:12:27.640 --> 0:12:30.240 you know? Everyone was thinking that's crazy? Bout you? Well done? 0:12:30.640 --> 0:12:33.080 I got a k in and my tummy started going 0:12:34.600 --> 0:12:36.920 and I was like, whoh, he's up there, tiger. Oh good, 0:12:37.360 --> 0:12:39.080 take it easy. And I said, that's a warning sign 0:12:39.120 --> 0:12:40.240 that maybe I need to have a bit of a 0:12:40.320 --> 0:12:42.280 visit to the laboratory. A little bit later on two 0:12:42.360 --> 0:12:48.400 k's in, Oh no. And then I got three k's 0:12:48.440 --> 0:12:50.320 in as I was getting close to the heart of 0:12:50.360 --> 0:12:56.679 Glen Elk and my stomach was going and I don't know, 0:12:57.000 --> 0:12:58.840 this is a chance you've never been in the situation 0:12:58.880 --> 0:13:01.319 before in your life, and there's a chance that you 0:13:01.800 --> 0:13:04.559 avoid this situation, which is a good thing. There was 0:13:04.600 --> 0:13:07.200 a moment of paying when I was like, I've could 0:13:07.280 --> 0:13:09.760 go here. I've really got to go, and not just 0:13:09.760 --> 0:13:13.640 a little bit, Like something really substantial is going to 0:13:13.640 --> 0:13:16.320 happen here, and I need to make a decision, like 0:13:16.640 --> 0:13:19.440 this is what's about to happen in my pants. No 0:13:19.480 --> 0:13:22.079 one wants to be in this situation, do they No, 0:13:22.360 --> 0:13:24.520 You've got to make a decision. What do you do? 0:13:25.240 --> 0:13:28.440 Luckily I stumbled upon right in the guard So I'm 0:13:28.440 --> 0:13:31.480 going to get the cheaper I've done it before. I've 0:13:31.559 --> 0:13:32.800 used Chevo's bathroom. 0:13:33.000 --> 0:13:36.400 Oh my god, apologies to Cheep. No wonder it's going 0:13:36.400 --> 0:13:38.600 out of business, No wonder. It has to sell itself 0:13:38.600 --> 0:13:39.480 to Glauria Gee. 0:13:39.559 --> 0:13:42.680 That's why I was smashed in there before, pushed over kids, 0:13:43.200 --> 0:13:46.040 the elderly to get to this tip in the midst 0:13:46.080 --> 0:13:48.360 of a run. But I found a public tourt and 0:13:48.640 --> 0:13:52.080 thankfully got to do in my business. But that moment 0:13:52.200 --> 0:13:54.520 where you're like, yeah, something bad's going to happen here, 0:13:55.440 --> 0:13:58.120 it's a really awkward feeling. And then on top of that, 0:13:58.200 --> 0:14:00.040 I got home and I explained the situation to my 0:14:00.600 --> 0:14:02.120 and I said, this is what was going to happen. 0:14:02.440 --> 0:14:04.720 I was forced to. What I was going to do 0:14:04.920 --> 0:14:09.440 was do it in my pants, yes, and then go 0:14:09.559 --> 0:14:11.680 to the tour and clean myself up, obviously, throw them 0:14:11.679 --> 0:14:13.920 the jocks, and go from there. And she said, and 0:14:13.960 --> 0:14:16.600 we debated this for hours and hours now she said, no, 0:14:16.679 --> 0:14:18.520 what you should have done is gone down a substraet 0:14:18.559 --> 0:14:24.960 and just unloaded on the street. Jesus, that's discussing. You 0:14:25.000 --> 0:14:29.120 couldn't possibly do that in your own pants. Yeah, I said, yes, 0:14:29.200 --> 0:14:31.200 she could because no one would know. I just sort 0:14:31.200 --> 0:14:34.640 of awkwardly walked to the nearest tourlet and then do 0:14:34.720 --> 0:14:35.200 it from there. 0:14:35.280 --> 0:14:40.800 But also, Kara, something someone picks that up on their 0:14:41.680 --> 0:14:43.000 security cameras at home. 0:14:43.160 --> 0:14:45.880 You I thought you were physically picking up No one 0:14:45.920 --> 0:14:46.560 picking this up. 0:14:46.920 --> 0:14:49.760 But your life's over. You get film doing that in 0:14:49.760 --> 0:14:54.440 the street. This job's gone, your whole reputation's gone, everything's gone. 0:14:54.440 --> 0:14:55.600 What is wrong with your wife? 0:14:55.720 --> 0:14:58.120 We have to have surgery, reconstructive surgery to change my 0:14:58.120 --> 0:15:02.040 face and move to another country. Shocking scenes, right, So 0:15:02.080 --> 0:15:04.240 we can agree on this, yes, we as to how 0:15:04.320 --> 0:15:06.200 to lie on this particular situation. 0:15:05.840 --> 0:15:08.080 And I was forced to make this choice when I 0:15:08.080 --> 0:15:10.720 got Bali belly and we were walking back from the beach. 0:15:10.760 --> 0:15:13.200 Cop that we're back to the hotel and we were 0:15:13.440 --> 0:15:16.000 literally walking on the beach. I'm going to have to 0:15:16.040 --> 0:15:16.920 run into the water. 0:15:18.160 --> 0:15:19.680 And then. 0:15:23.360 --> 0:15:24.960 The next minute Bali sooner. 0:15:26.320 --> 0:15:28.440 I'm late to the party when it comes to Uber. Okay, 0:15:28.600 --> 0:15:30.040 I think I only sort of joined Uber in the 0:15:30.080 --> 0:15:30.880 last a year or so. 0:15:31.120 --> 0:15:33.680 You only joined because Nova gave us a work account. 0:15:33.680 --> 0:15:35.520 That's the only reason you choice. 0:15:36.680 --> 0:15:42.840 That was true. That's boy, oh boy. Don't I frequent 0:15:42.920 --> 0:15:45.320 and that the loose connection with Nova for some of 0:15:45.320 --> 0:15:49.200 my trips is outrageous, Like I'm going to the cricket. 0:15:49.560 --> 0:15:52.120 We once did something for the sacker for the cricket. 0:15:52.200 --> 0:15:57.720 So therefore, Uber has released its annual writer rating rankings, 0:15:57.720 --> 0:16:00.840 determining which Australian states had the best and worst ratings 0:16:00.880 --> 0:16:01.320 on the app. 0:16:01.560 --> 0:16:02.000 How do we go? 0:16:02.200 --> 0:16:04.080 Should we go? We'll take you from the top to 0:16:04.120 --> 0:16:07.200 the bottom already. Okay, so number one is and this 0:16:07.200 --> 0:16:09.720 annoys me a little bit. New South Paps are the best. 0:16:09.760 --> 0:16:12.120 They have claimed top sport with a score of four 0:16:12.120 --> 0:16:15.000 point eighty four, up from second last year. So they 0:16:15.040 --> 0:16:16.840 were second. They are now on top spot and I 0:16:16.960 --> 0:16:19.040 sort of feel like that they might have been towards 0:16:19.040 --> 0:16:22.040 the bottom because if you know the whole wanker thing, 0:16:25.440 --> 0:16:28.680 all right, that's They're closely followed by the Northern Territory. 0:16:28.720 --> 0:16:30.760 They have a rating of a four point eight three. 0:16:30.800 --> 0:16:34.520 The black stuff there are, yeah, yeah, always Dann for 0:16:34.520 --> 0:16:37.680 a chat as well. Next up is Queensland and Tasmania. 0:16:37.960 --> 0:16:40.200 They both have an UBER rating of four point eight three. 0:16:40.360 --> 0:16:44.560 In fourth place is US South Australia. We have a 0:16:44.640 --> 0:16:47.240 rating of four point eight two, followed by the Act 0:16:47.480 --> 0:16:49.760 with a score of four point eight one. They're so angry. 0:16:49.760 --> 0:16:54.600 I would be too if I lived in Camera you 0:16:54.640 --> 0:16:58.320 know that putting out? Then? Right? 0:16:58.560 --> 0:16:59.920 What was born in camera? 0:17:00.280 --> 0:17:03.480 Railing? So would switch one of all the crap places. 0:17:03.480 --> 0:17:06.560 And in Australia was it was it Gold Coast, Canberra 0:17:07.080 --> 0:17:10.160 or Hobart? Which one is that? Just sampled all? 0:17:10.240 --> 0:17:12.040 I'm a real combination of all three. 0:17:12.200 --> 0:17:16.160 And last is Western Australia with a rating of four 0:17:16.160 --> 0:17:16.760 point seven. 0:17:17.160 --> 0:17:18.280 What are they doing in cabs? 0:17:19.520 --> 0:17:23.200 Sure? I don't know what they're doing, but they're pissing 0:17:23.240 --> 0:17:24.080 off the uber drivers. 0:17:24.080 --> 0:17:26.200 Oh dear man, all right, what's your rating? 0:17:26.480 --> 0:17:28.760 My rating and I just checked the first time is 0:17:29.200 --> 0:17:32.119 four point eighty five, and that's disappointed. 0:17:32.520 --> 0:17:34.399 The hell do you outrate me? 0:17:34.600 --> 0:17:37.760 No, I'll tell you while that's disappointing, because every single time, 0:17:37.800 --> 0:17:39.760 no matter what happens, I will try and strike up 0:17:39.800 --> 0:17:42.080 a conversation and I will rate the uber driver five 0:17:42.119 --> 0:17:44.760 stars no matter what. And also I will tip them 0:17:45.080 --> 0:17:47.760 sometimes five to ten dollars. And I didn't know. I 0:17:47.880 --> 0:17:50.640 just found this out that when you tip an uber driver, 0:17:50.880 --> 0:17:53.440 if it's company ACCOUMP, the tip comes out of your account, 0:17:53.440 --> 0:17:55.600 not the company account. I thought that I was tipping 0:17:55.600 --> 0:17:58.240 these uber drivers by the Nova company account. It was 0:17:58.320 --> 0:17:59.480 coming out of my heart earned. 0:18:00.240 --> 0:18:02.399 But that for four point eight five is good, though, give. 0:18:02.240 --> 0:18:04.360 But every single Uber drive that I've ever had, I've 0:18:04.359 --> 0:18:06.480 tipped them, given them five stars. And I'm at four 0:18:06.480 --> 0:18:09.679 point eight five. So who which Uber driver is for 0:18:09.760 --> 0:18:12.639 example giving me a four point seven or four or 0:18:12.720 --> 0:18:14.479 three star or a two star to get my average 0:18:14.480 --> 0:18:16.200 down even though I've given them five stars and given 0:18:16.200 --> 0:18:16.840 them a tip. 0:18:16.680 --> 0:18:19.520 I think it could have been that smell nice. I 0:18:19.520 --> 0:18:21.680 can tell you where you watched ito point one five? 0:18:21.960 --> 0:18:24.120 Is maybe that Uber ride cauld you remember that time 0:18:24.119 --> 0:18:25.600 we went to that wedding and you've got an ober 0:18:25.600 --> 0:18:29.120 home and then you vomited red wine all in your 0:18:29.200 --> 0:18:30.520 I think that might have been the one. 0:18:32.080 --> 0:18:36.560 Yes, So what's yours? 0:18:36.560 --> 0:18:39.399 I'm four point eight three, and my brain this is 0:18:39.440 --> 0:18:43.159 such a metaphor for life, because four point eight three 0:18:43.280 --> 0:18:46.080 is a good rating, right, My brain goes, where's that 0:18:46.080 --> 0:18:49.080 point one seven gone? What did I do? 0:18:49.320 --> 0:18:50.200 I'm thinking that as well. 0:18:50.760 --> 0:18:53.359 I think you're upset. I'm losing four point seventy nine. 0:18:53.560 --> 0:18:56.240 Whoa nice? 0:18:57.400 --> 0:18:58.760 Easily the nicest person in the room. 0:18:58.960 --> 0:19:04.440 You are renowned for some obnoxious chats in a Nuba. 0:19:04.520 --> 0:19:08.720 Yeah, overly friendly? Maybe I do like a It was 0:19:08.760 --> 0:19:12.560 the great no Christmas Party of nineteen twenty two. No, 0:19:13.080 --> 0:19:16.159 you nearly destroyed your life, your career, Jodie. 0:19:16.160 --> 0:19:16.600 Oh have you know? 0:19:16.640 --> 0:19:21.320 My mother picked me up from that? 0:19:21.320 --> 0:19:23.600 That is so much worse, so much? 0:19:23.880 --> 0:19:25.119 What do you produce? The flag? 0:19:25.240 --> 0:19:27.639 Here we go thirteen twenty fourteen. 0:19:27.680 --> 0:19:31.160