Speaker 1: We get in the way morning every day, every lazy
Speaker 1: gentleman adelaides.
Speaker 2: Cricket starts tomorrow. There's probably a few people heading there
Speaker 2: not knowing anything about cricket. That's fine because there's someone
Speaker 2: in particular in this team who's in the exact same boat.
Speaker 2: So we're going to do this.
Speaker 3: I can't have climbed up the tree and now he
Speaker 3: can't get down.
Speaker 4: Can anybody help him?
Speaker 3: It's the Australian fast fall.
Speaker 2: Here you go, queeze, who's going to the cricket tomorrow? Oh,
Speaker 2: it's so good and there's gonna be people that turn up,
Speaker 2: probably the members and go hang on, hang on? Who's
Speaker 2: playing again? Who's Australia playing?
Speaker 5: What's what's a serious score?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Do you ask me?
Speaker 5: No? No, no, Australia be India produces.
Speaker 2: What is the series score?
Speaker 5: Twelve? To do me?
Speaker 3: Series?
Speaker 5: Thank you? Yes?
Speaker 6: It's one berth.
Speaker 5: We lost, well done, We got there eventually.
Speaker 6: Out of five. I learned that, okay.
Speaker 2: Jered Weiteley Twitter, she doesn't know that you don't follow
Speaker 2: Jered Whaley.
Speaker 5: We heard a lot from Jered Whiteley last night at
Speaker 5: the Test. Much to dinner. I don't worry about that.
Speaker 5: Yeahs to make cricket Shakespearean almost in the way he talked.
Speaker 2: Quite the wordsmith he is, isn't he listened to him?
Speaker 2: It was a super Bowl? Yeah right, yes, Patrick mahomes
Speaker 2: of the chiefs test, derretee and testicular fortitude of the hush, like.
Speaker 3: What's going on?
Speaker 2: Good stuff. Anyway, we're doing a little cricket dummies test
Speaker 2: and we're going to drive it through produce a flag.
Speaker 2: But it's mainly aimed to produces are it because always
Speaker 2: trying to get some tickets. You're trying to get at
Speaker 2: the back. All your friends are going there.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm trying to get out the back where the
Speaker 6: actual action happens.
Speaker 3: I've never been to. The jugs are pims. That's all
Speaker 3: that happens at it done.
Speaker 5: And also most of your friends have They all got
Speaker 5: polo shirts.
Speaker 2: That will be turned up thanks boat shoe heaven.
Speaker 6: My friends are not that breed of knob, but they
Speaker 6: will be annoying for sure.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, what I would employ is that you actually
Speaker 2: watch the cricket and get around. This guy told me
Speaker 2: very very good player.
Speaker 5: I played it so many times on this show.
Speaker 2: Make sure you watch him play.
Speaker 3: I know he's done.
Speaker 1: All right, let's see how good you are with cricket
Speaker 1: terms that will be used across the next five days.
Speaker 3: I'm going to start with an easy one. Bail stop playing.
Speaker 5: Well to stop playing cricket if you're bailing.
Speaker 2: So you say at the end of the play, at
Speaker 2: the end of the.
Speaker 3: Call, is it raining?
Speaker 2: Okay? Bail?
Speaker 1: Are the two small pieces of wood that sit on
Speaker 1: top of the weekends, They're called the bales.
Speaker 5: No, I'm not going to say.
Speaker 2: Did you know that there's two small pieces of wood
Speaker 2: that they fall off and they are the bales.
Speaker 5: Okay, that's a good start. Okay.
Speaker 3: Declaration.
Speaker 6: Oh you're setting up declaration. Yeah, it's not they when
Speaker 6: when they choose who wins for the day.
Speaker 2: What actually happens, our declaration producers are is at the
Speaker 2: start of each and every Test match, both captains will
Speaker 2: declare the pay has started and they have the chance
Speaker 2: for their own team. So Patrick Cummins will do his
Speaker 2: declaration here at the start. He will go, Australia is
Speaker 2: the best.
Speaker 3: Why did I believe that? What's the declaration?
Speaker 5: It's okay, so he declared, what will you declare your innings?
Speaker 5: You've had enough, You've made enough runs that you don't
Speaker 5: need to make any more run, so that's bailing.
Speaker 3: Oh god, originally there we go.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, this is this is a reasonably easy one.
Speaker 3: Man cad.
Speaker 2: I just gonna play this in advance.
Speaker 3: Explain man cad, man cat cad cad with.
Speaker 1: The d man cad, man cad in cricket terms.
Speaker 3: What is man cad?
Speaker 6: My brain is only saying like a little golf caddy.
Speaker 6: And that's where the men sit, the man cad because
Speaker 6: they get brought in. That is the only place my
Speaker 6: brain is going. What is a man cad?
Speaker 3: What is a man cats?
Speaker 2: Can you explain man cad? Man catting is when traditionally
Speaker 2: against the what would you call it? It's not against
Speaker 2: the laws because now you can do it, but it's
Speaker 2: against the world. I'm looking for the spirit of the
Speaker 2: spirit of cricket. It's where the batsman is backing up
Speaker 2: too far, which you don't understand as well, backing up
Speaker 2: too far outside of this crease here the batsman that's
Speaker 2: not facing the balls, and you stop bowling and you
Speaker 2: run him out because he's out of his crest. Do
Speaker 2: you know what a crease is? Do you know what
Speaker 2: how The problem is here explaining cricket terms to Joey
Speaker 2: using other cricket terms.
Speaker 1: You know what, I think we've better pull out now
Speaker 1: because my next one was duckworth lewis.
Speaker 5: Don't do fair. I know what that is, but I
Speaker 5: can't bloody explain it. No one can explain duckworth again,
Speaker 5: no one understands.
Speaker 6: It's not even slightly for dummies. Duck quiz.
Speaker 3: That was hard, Like I was expecting. What's l b W?
Speaker 7: Whatever?
Speaker 2: It is a wicked and then what happens? What happens
Speaker 2: if you how are you out by l b W?
Speaker 6: You get hitting the leg before the wicket?
Speaker 2: Your father he's on money. What I will say is
Speaker 2: that if you are from Sojunia and you're a bit
Speaker 2: of a dirty bird, this is the spot for you.
Speaker 5: Yes, I've brought something to the table this morning. Mum
Speaker 5: gets shock of her life after opening X rated shean
Speaker 5: package for her son. So A mom recently nearly fell
Speaker 5: over when she opened a package of an item she
Speaker 5: purchased on shan for a young son. It was a
Speaker 5: prank can of peanuts, which are typically sold in the
Speaker 5: prank or magic section of toy stores. What usually pops
Speaker 5: out is a giant snake of some sort, except this
Speaker 5: time it was one of a slightly different kind. She said,
Speaker 5: Oh my god, I brought this prank toy for my
Speaker 5: seven year old son. Didn't realize until it came today
Speaker 5: that it has a Willy Willy on it.
Speaker 2: Yes we can.
Speaker 5: Yes God. She shared this on the She and Lover's
Speaker 5: Australia Facebook group. I didn't know there was such a
Speaker 5: thing that God signed me up please immediately. Lucky for
Speaker 5: the mom, the child was not exposed to the accidentally
Speaker 5: X rated toy. She said, good thing. I opened it
Speaker 5: just before gifting it to him. Oh my god. Lol,
Speaker 5: it's one of those cans that you open and a
Speaker 5: snake or worm pops out. Never seen one of these
Speaker 5: pop out. Hah Oh darl, No one believes you.
Speaker 2: So I'm so shocked and offended all at the same time.
Speaker 2: Will you return it? Oh man, I lost a receipt
Speaker 2: to YEA.
Speaker 5: Every now and then, my husband likes to jump around
Speaker 5: the corner and do this go surprise.
Speaker 2: It's hilarious when Gred doesn't.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, isn't that funny? Produce a black You
Speaker 5: found a really unique novelty item closer to home, didn't you?
Speaker 1: Yeah, two different ones. I actually, well, the same thing,
Speaker 1: but two different brands. There's Santa's Sack sweater and Rudolph's
Speaker 1: Rocket Protector. And essentially it's a red knitted bulgy part
Speaker 1: and a longer part that you would put over the
Speaker 1: male genitalia right. And you won't believe where I found
Speaker 1: these items. Cheap as chipsp.
Speaker 5: Cheep cheep cheeper chips.
Speaker 2: Anything you can possibly need a very affordable price, can
Speaker 2: I including dig one?
Speaker 5: I'm going to regret asking this question, I know for sure.
Speaker 5: But what possible use could you have for a d warmer?
Speaker 2: Sorry warming your dick? Battle? Yes, so welcome to Battle
Speaker 2: the Bangers. A chance for you to choose the music.
Speaker 2: It's a nice little wholesome context.
Speaker 5: Yes it is. And basically we have a theme each
Speaker 5: week and then you choose a song, a song, I
Speaker 5: choose a song, and then you get to vote on
Speaker 5: the Jodi and Hazy Instagram page for which one you
Speaker 5: would like to hear.
Speaker 2: Okay, so right now it is sitting with two weeks
Speaker 2: ago twenty two to nineteen, and what's happened is we've
Speaker 2: had a little meeting behind closed door. So I went
Speaker 2: for about three four hours actually did it and we
Speaker 2: decided that the last one is always were two from here.
Speaker 2: I need to win this week and then win next
Speaker 2: week the force to draw, and then maybe it carries
Speaker 2: over into twenty twenty five. It's quite complicated. Okay.
Speaker 5: Firstly, thank you for not inviting me to that meeting,
Speaker 5: because I would have vetoed it.
Speaker 2: Oh, I know you were there. You were staring at
Speaker 2: the cinema. There was dribble coming out. It's just all
Speaker 2: chameleon thing were done for direction.
Speaker 5: Dear, all right, what you got for us this week?
Speaker 2: Okay? So the theme of course is ossianthems given the
Speaker 2: cricket in Adelaide. It starts tomorrow, makes sense, doesn't it.
Speaker 2: I'm going to kick us off. I'm going to go
Speaker 2: with this. That's right. Shake those hips, Joe, you haven't
Speaker 2: downside that for years. Well done. I met at work
Speaker 2: Land down Under, which you don't hear enough. I've always
Speaker 2: said we don't play enough men at work on Earth.
Speaker 2: Your bosses don't listen.
Speaker 5: They get in trouble for plade your iroand or something
Speaker 5: stealing the tune from something else.
Speaker 2: Yes, it was the riff. It was this riff. Wasn't it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, So if you want to vote for Hazy's very
Speaker 5: dishonest song, get around it.
Speaker 2: Don't you dare go after Colin like that? All right?
Speaker 2: So what have you got?
Speaker 5: That joke's okay? So I cannot see you beating my
Speaker 5: song this week because it is one of the best
Speaker 5: songs of all time from the great John Farnham hit
Speaker 5: us Please, that's my song.
Speaker 2: That's where I'm at. I know just how good your
Speaker 2: song is. So I played my song again. You know
Speaker 2: what's really depressing? Jokes? I regul. If we both chose
Speaker 2: the same song, I'd still lose. In fact, I'd lose
Speaker 2: pretty bad the.
Speaker 5: Very difficult to beat anyway.
Speaker 2: So from my perspective, you've got to imagine what's more
Speaker 2: suited to the Aussi cricketers when they're running out onto
Speaker 2: the field for the first time to morth okay, Yeah,
Speaker 2: this song, Jordan Farnham's all the Voice, Yes, or men
Speaker 2: at work Landown?
Speaker 5: Damn it?
Speaker 2: I lost again.
Speaker 5: And they also did a remix of down Under that
Speaker 5: they play at the cricket.
Speaker 2: Sometimes, Yeah, just to get the kids interested.
Speaker 5: It's still not going to get you over the line.
Speaker 5: I don't maybe you should have chosen.
Speaker 2: The remix producers. Sorry suggested that. I said, no, I'm
Speaker 2: going the original. The people will get it. The people
Speaker 2: will get it.
Speaker 5: Why you're so bad in this space?
Speaker 2: I have not that bad. I'm only three off you.
Speaker 2: But we'll see what happens. So I get voting at
Speaker 2: Jody and Hayes on Instagram for me. Actually, why that
Speaker 2: hasn't been up that from last week? It's twenty two
Speaker 2: to nineteen. Thanks for paying attention to that. Joke's all right,
Speaker 2: Get voting a winning song tomorrow morning at eight o'clock. Joe's.
Speaker 2: Yesterday we had a little team meeting. We do it
Speaker 2: every year. It's like a planning for the next year.
Speaker 2: We went to the Kentown Hotel, absolutely gorgeous, Oh goodness,
Speaker 2: and she's I had some food. What about you?
Speaker 5: I hate so much? You left food on the table.
Speaker 5: You left three little tacos, pork billy tacos on the table.
Speaker 5: And that's so unlike you.
Speaker 2: So full was I had this beautiful big chicken salad.
Speaker 2: I sampled some dumplings, had a couple of beers. So
Speaker 2: I had a glass of wine. Our hearts.
Speaker 7: I didn't want to mention that were my dumplings. Yeah,
Speaker 7: thank you for I like to share my food. Appreciate
Speaker 7: that I'm generous in this space. I'll tell you what
Speaker 7: our heart's and our tummies were certainly full. I got
Speaker 7: ahead of the curve as well. I went early to
Speaker 7: my son's school and I was like, you know, I'm
Speaker 7: to get a big run in here.
Speaker 2: You're going to run it all off. Feel quite good.
Speaker 2: And then so I started running in the heat as well.
Speaker 2: Right about its two o'clock, I started to jog around
Speaker 2: the Glen Elg area.
Speaker 5: Can someone play hero by That's.
Speaker 2: What you're thinking, isn't it? Oh my gosh, how did
Speaker 2: you know? Everyone was thinking that's crazy? Bout you? Well done?
Speaker 2: I got a k in and my tummy started going
Speaker 2: and I was like, whoh, he's up there, tiger. Oh good,
Speaker 2: take it easy. And I said, that's a warning sign
Speaker 2: that maybe I need to have a bit of a
Speaker 2: visit to the laboratory. A little bit later on two
Speaker 2: k's in, Oh no. And then I got three k's
Speaker 2: in as I was getting close to the heart of
Speaker 2: Glen Elk and my stomach was going and I don't know,
Speaker 2: this is a chance you've never been in the situation
Speaker 2: before in your life, and there's a chance that you
Speaker 2: avoid this situation, which is a good thing. There was
Speaker 2: a moment of paying when I was like, I've could
Speaker 2: go here. I've really got to go, and not just
Speaker 2: a little bit, Like something really substantial is going to
Speaker 2: happen here, and I need to make a decision, like
Speaker 2: this is what's about to happen in my pants. No
Speaker 2: one wants to be in this situation, do they No,
Speaker 2: You've got to make a decision. What do you do?
Speaker 2: Luckily I stumbled upon right in the guard So I'm
Speaker 2: going to get the cheaper I've done it before. I've
Speaker 2: used Chevo's bathroom.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, apologies to Cheep. No wonder it's going
Speaker 5: out of business, No wonder. It has to sell itself
Speaker 5: to Glauria Gee.
Speaker 2: That's why I was smashed in there before, pushed over kids,
Speaker 2: the elderly to get to this tip in the midst
Speaker 2: of a run. But I found a public tourt and
Speaker 2: thankfully got to do in my business. But that moment
Speaker 2: where you're like, yeah, something bad's going to happen here,
Speaker 2: it's a really awkward feeling. And then on top of that,
Speaker 2: I got home and I explained the situation to my
Speaker 2: and I said, this is what was going to happen.
Speaker 2: I was forced to. What I was going to do
Speaker 2: was do it in my pants, yes, and then go
Speaker 2: to the tour and clean myself up, obviously, throw them
Speaker 2: the jocks, and go from there. And she said, and
Speaker 2: we debated this for hours and hours now she said, no,
Speaker 2: what you should have done is gone down a substraet
Speaker 2: and just unloaded on the street. Jesus, that's discussing. You
Speaker 2: couldn't possibly do that in your own pants. Yeah, I said, yes,
Speaker 2: she could because no one would know. I just sort
Speaker 2: of awkwardly walked to the nearest tourlet and then do
Speaker 2: it from there.
Speaker 5: But also, Kara, something someone picks that up on their
Speaker 5: security cameras at home.
Speaker 2: You I thought you were physically picking up No one
Speaker 2: picking this up.
Speaker 5: But your life's over. You get film doing that in
Speaker 5: the street. This job's gone, your whole reputation's gone, everything's gone.
Speaker 5: What is wrong with your wife?
Speaker 2: We have to have surgery, reconstructive surgery to change my
Speaker 2: face and move to another country. Shocking scenes, right, So
Speaker 2: we can agree on this, yes, we as to how
Speaker 2: to lie on this particular situation.
Speaker 5: And I was forced to make this choice when I
Speaker 5: got Bali belly and we were walking back from the beach.
Speaker 5: Cop that we're back to the hotel and we were
Speaker 5: literally walking on the beach. I'm going to have to
Speaker 5: run into the water.
Speaker 2: And then.
Speaker 5: The next minute Bali sooner.
Speaker 2: I'm late to the party when it comes to Uber. Okay,
Speaker 2: I think I only sort of joined Uber in the
Speaker 2: last a year or so.
Speaker 5: You only joined because Nova gave us a work account.
Speaker 5: That's the only reason you choice.
Speaker 2: That was true. That's boy, oh boy. Don't I frequent
Speaker 2: and that the loose connection with Nova for some of
Speaker 2: my trips is outrageous, Like I'm going to the cricket.
Speaker 2: We once did something for the sacker for the cricket.
Speaker 2: So therefore, Uber has released its annual writer rating rankings,
Speaker 2: determining which Australian states had the best and worst ratings
Speaker 2: on the app.
Speaker 5: How do we go?
Speaker 2: Should we go? We'll take you from the top to
Speaker 2: the bottom already. Okay, so number one is and this
Speaker 2: annoys me a little bit. New South Paps are the best.
Speaker 2: They have claimed top sport with a score of four
Speaker 2: point eighty four, up from second last year. So they
Speaker 2: were second. They are now on top spot and I
Speaker 2: sort of feel like that they might have been towards
Speaker 2: the bottom because if you know the whole wanker thing,
Speaker 2: all right, that's They're closely followed by the Northern Territory.
Speaker 2: They have a rating of a four point eight three.
Speaker 2: The black stuff there are, yeah, yeah, always Dann for
Speaker 2: a chat as well. Next up is Queensland and Tasmania.
Speaker 2: They both have an UBER rating of four point eight three.
Speaker 2: In fourth place is US South Australia. We have a
Speaker 2: rating of four point eight two, followed by the Act
Speaker 2: with a score of four point eight one. They're so angry.
Speaker 2: I would be too if I lived in Camera you
Speaker 2: know that putting out? Then? Right?
Speaker 5: What was born in camera?
Speaker 2: Railing? So would switch one of all the crap places.
Speaker 2: And in Australia was it was it Gold Coast, Canberra
Speaker 2: or Hobart? Which one is that? Just sampled all?
Speaker 5: I'm a real combination of all three.
Speaker 2: And last is Western Australia with a rating of four
Speaker 2: point seven.
Speaker 5: What are they doing in cabs?
Speaker 2: Sure? I don't know what they're doing, but they're pissing
Speaker 2: off the uber drivers.
Speaker 5: Oh dear man, all right, what's your rating?
Speaker 2: My rating and I just checked the first time is
Speaker 2: four point eighty five, and that's disappointed.
Speaker 5: The hell do you outrate me?
Speaker 2: No, I'll tell you while that's disappointing, because every single time,
Speaker 2: no matter what happens, I will try and strike up
Speaker 2: a conversation and I will rate the uber driver five
Speaker 2: stars no matter what. And also I will tip them
Speaker 2: sometimes five to ten dollars. And I didn't know. I
Speaker 2: just found this out that when you tip an uber driver,
Speaker 2: if it's company ACCOUMP, the tip comes out of your account,
Speaker 2: not the company account. I thought that I was tipping
Speaker 2: these uber drivers by the Nova company account. It was
Speaker 2: coming out of my heart earned.
Speaker 5: But that for four point eight five is good, though, give.
Speaker 2: But every single Uber drive that I've ever had, I've
Speaker 2: tipped them, given them five stars. And I'm at four
Speaker 2: point eight five. So who which Uber driver is for
Speaker 2: example giving me a four point seven or four or
Speaker 2: three star or a two star to get my average
Speaker 2: down even though I've given them five stars and given
Speaker 2: them a tip.
Speaker 5: I think it could have been that smell nice. I
Speaker 5: can tell you where you watched ito point one five?
Speaker 5: Is maybe that Uber ride cauld you remember that time
Speaker 5: we went to that wedding and you've got an ober
Speaker 5: home and then you vomited red wine all in your
Speaker 5: I think that might have been the one.
Speaker 2: Yes, So what's yours?
Speaker 5: I'm four point eight three, and my brain this is
Speaker 5: such a metaphor for life, because four point eight three
Speaker 5: is a good rating, right, My brain goes, where's that
Speaker 5: point one seven gone? What did I do?
Speaker 2: I'm thinking that as well.
Speaker 6: I think you're upset. I'm losing four point seventy nine.
Speaker 5: Whoa nice?
Speaker 3: Easily the nicest person in the room.
Speaker 2: You are renowned for some obnoxious chats in a Nuba.
Speaker 5: Yeah, overly friendly? Maybe I do like a It was
Speaker 5: the great no Christmas Party of nineteen twenty two. No,
Speaker 5: you nearly destroyed your life, your career, Jodie.
Speaker 2: Oh have you know?
Speaker 6: My mother picked me up from that?
Speaker 2: That is so much worse, so much?
Speaker 5: What do you produce? The flag?
Speaker 2: Here we go thirteen twenty fourteen.
Speaker 1: If you can beat me because I'm pretty good rebuild
Speaker 1: uber drivers.
Speaker 3: Turns out they love me. I'm a four point eight six.
Speaker 1: Oh so you're the best at all, maybe the greatest
Speaker 1: Uber passenger in Adelaide.
Speaker 2: What's your secret. Then I don't talk.
Speaker 5: Oh, I wish you'd employ that around here.
Speaker 2: Actually, do you know what? I probably speak a little
Speaker 2: bit too much. Do you remember? We will go into
Speaker 2: an event and I was by myself and I told
Speaker 2: you I spoke to the Uba driver. Yeah, and you
Speaker 2: had it on Nova Yeah. And I said, what's your
Speaker 2: favorite radio station? He said, to know, Bunny and then
Speaker 2: he said, I listened to the Breakfast Show. I quite
Speaker 2: like it. Who he goes, Oh, it's it's Jody Oddie
Speaker 2: and it's some bloke.
Speaker 5: Need to know.
Speaker 2: I need to know now.
Speaker 3: I need to know.
Speaker 1: I need to know.
Speaker 3: I need to know what to news today, to know.
Speaker 5: This is what you need to know.
Speaker 2: You know what you need to know with Jody and Hazy.
Speaker 5: Remember yesterday, Hazy, we said that the Commonwealth Bank we're
Speaker 5: going to administer a three dollar fee from January if
Speaker 5: people wanted to withdraw their own cash from one of
Speaker 5: the bank's branches. Yes. Well, they got absolutely smashed after
Speaker 5: making this announcement.
Speaker 4: I understand that people don't like paying fees, but there's
Speaker 4: a lot of options available for customers to not pay
Speaker 4: this fee.
Speaker 2: Which was basically like, oh, look, the fee is going
Speaker 2: to stay this week. Yeah, you just work out alternate
Speaker 2: ways to not pay the fee.
Speaker 5: So that was Angus Sullivan on Channel nine's Current Affair. Well,
Speaker 5: my goodness, after Ali Langdon, the host went him and
Speaker 5: went him hard. The Commonwealth thing have announced a massive backflip, Haolisen.
Speaker 4: We're going to pause the changes that we announce and
Speaker 4: we're going to spend the next six months individually engaging
Speaker 4: with each of those customers to make sure that we
Speaker 4: have a solution tailored for each one of them. We
Speaker 4: acknowledge that we haven't got the communications on this right.
Speaker 4: We've made this more difficult for our customers than we
Speaker 4: intended it to be.
Speaker 2: The backlash was soap fear. So you're like, oh, whoops, No, no,
Speaker 2: we're going to We're going to pivot. Yep, we're going
Speaker 2: to go in a different direction.
Speaker 5: You take it back having said that they're not scrapping
Speaker 5: the fee altogether, it's just pausing those changes. But the
Speaker 5: question is, how is a bank that rated in nine
Speaker 5: point eight billion dollars last financially you justify charging customers
Speaker 5: three bucks to get access to their own money.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's the thing, isn't it. Some of these big
Speaker 2: companies and they're like, we made a loss money, Yeah,
Speaker 2: make what you thought.
Speaker 5: You would make nine point eight billion in a cost
Speaker 5: of living crisis.
Speaker 2: Don't worry about and gentlemen, don't stress about the Commonwealth Bank. Okay,
Speaker 2: it's fine, They're okay financially, it's fine. All right, let's
Speaker 2: sleep easy.
Speaker 5: I just feel like a lot of their executives will
Speaker 5: be fine when they take a big, old fat bonus
Speaker 5: home to their families over Christmas.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's talk about some of the most mispronounced words,
Speaker 2: shall we, Yes, And look, there's a few tricky ones here.
Speaker 2: So they've done a little bit of a collection of
Speaker 2: the most mispronounced words of twenty twenty four. The name
Speaker 2: of the actress Zendaya. Oh yeah, it's often mispronounced as Zendia,
Speaker 2: but it should be Zendaya.
Speaker 5: I think people saying, I said, yeah, so you know
Speaker 5: who's you know who is responsible for making these mistakes too.
Speaker 5: It's us. It's news anchors, politicians and other public figures.
Speaker 2: It's saying zend My gosh. The other one is I
Speaker 2: thought it was Chapel Roan. It's so chap Roan. People
Speaker 2: were saying Chapelle Rowan Chappell, same Chappelle, Rowan, Oh my god, Okay.
Speaker 2: And the other one as well is Kamala Harris. People
Speaker 2: were saying comm Ala, Comala, Kamala Harras all sorts.
Speaker 3: People can't get that right.
Speaker 2: Names can be very very true.
Speaker 5: She's the other one. She in not Sheen?
Speaker 2: What's she Charlie Sheen? Charlie Shean.
Speaker 5: It's one of the most Mike she one of the
Speaker 5: most popular websites on the planet where you buy stuff
Speaker 5: that is ridiculously cheap.
Speaker 2: Well, here's one for you, is it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's a good one.
Speaker 6: I think I think it's Timu.
Speaker 2: I thought it was as well, but then every time
Speaker 2: I've heard it a couple of times on new sites,
Speaker 2: they say, Temu.
Speaker 5: I don't know why you're pretending to Panex but in
Speaker 5: this space, because you never would have visited that website
Speaker 5: in your life. Or Sheen Shine.
Speaker 2: Yes, still trying to work out how to access timor
Speaker 2: Or as a teamer
Speaker 5: Questions China will find you on that front.