Speaker 1: We got get you every morning. Every day adelaides dirty
Speaker 1: and hazy. I don't know.
Speaker 2: Welcome to the podcasts. New studies out sugar more addictive
Speaker 2: than hard drugs.
Speaker 1: I can hundred percent attest to this. If I give
Speaker 1: sugar any amount to my ten year old pupils, dilate
Speaker 1: go large, absolute crack addict.
Speaker 2: You don't give her sugar, she does this, Oh I
Speaker 2: eat the sugar.
Speaker 1: Well that's maybe two days after she's had the sugar
Speaker 1: and she's on the cometown to.
Speaker 2: Start dissected within a team our little addictions and a boy,
Speaker 2: oh boy, it was confronting.
Speaker 1: Some of them pretty pure, others a little more hardcore.
Speaker 2: Jode's love science. I love everything that the scientists do,
Speaker 2: and they've released a little piece which is close to
Speaker 2: my heart because I think I'm very much evolved in
Speaker 2: this study. Scientists have suggested that ultra processed foods such
Speaker 2: as ice cream, Delicious or chips can be just as
Speaker 2: addictive as nicotine, cocaine or heroin. WHOA, So every single night,
Speaker 2: that's the thing. Every single night. I'm at the stage
Speaker 2: now where I need a sweet treat, do you? And
Speaker 2: if I don't get a sweet treat. This is what
Speaker 2: my body says. I'm just cruising around the house. Car's like,
Speaker 2: what is that? How does she knows that she's hidding
Speaker 2: all the sweet treats?
Speaker 1: What you're going for?
Speaker 2: I go for usually biscuits, but also have this chocolate there?
Speaker 2: Oh mate, chuck it in. I'm just a chocolate dumpster
Speaker 2: at the moment.
Speaker 1: Are you one of these people that can't just have
Speaker 1: a couple of squares of chocolate? You like?
Speaker 2: If it's there, really old block goes through the whole
Speaker 2: I eat the paper, I don't care. Yeah, and the
Speaker 2: bin that it goes in, I don't care.
Speaker 1: Do you know how much the women in this room
Speaker 1: collectively hate you right now because we're like, oh, we
Speaker 1: got to watch I'll die and you look like that
Speaker 1: and you smash a whole block of chocolate.
Speaker 2: I've got to run a lot?
Speaker 3: Does run a lot? Don't you run? Every day?
Speaker 2: Run every day? And I think it's to keep. If
Speaker 2: I wasn't doing that, I think I'd blow right hand.
Speaker 1: Homer Simpson in it big time.
Speaker 2: I love donuts too. Speaking of Homer Simpson, partial to
Speaker 2: a little doughnut at nighttime. Yeah right, you can get
Speaker 2: involved there, so for double nine, nine nine or nine.
Speaker 2: Your little addictions, particularly at nightsime. We're just addictions in general,
Speaker 2: because this is such a safe space. Is no judgment whatsoever,
Speaker 2: none at all, So kick us off. Joe's what sort
Speaker 2: of addictions have you got?
Speaker 1: I've got a real shopping addiction, classic like.
Speaker 2: I had some guess, let me guess, just judging by
Speaker 2: a T shirt? Is it something to do with is
Speaker 2: a jagad jagged? I seem to wear that brand a lot.
Speaker 1: I do wear it a lot, like and I get
Speaker 1: sucked in because it's like, oh, seventy percent off, Okay,
Speaker 1: what's seventy percent off? Nothing? Nothing, Just don't buy it.
Speaker 1: And then yesterday I just happened to be cruising past
Speaker 1: cotton On. I was like oooh and had some real
Speaker 1: impulse control issues, so just went in there and went
Speaker 1: bang bang bang, walked down and didn't even plan it.
Speaker 1: Have you in the newsroom? Your addiction?
Speaker 3: Well, like hazy chocolate. But I'm a real sucker for
Speaker 3: a sprinkle donor. Oh yes, I would do anything for
Speaker 3: a sprinkle donor. Can look at anything anything. What would
Speaker 3: you do to put the word that I put in
Speaker 3: our group chat yesterday? But I'll refrain from that because
Speaker 3: it's radio. But yeah, I and you know there's a
Speaker 3: funny story behind that. So when I was little, I
Speaker 3: used to go and do the shopping with Mum on
Speaker 3: a Wednesday. Yeah, and I was the only baby left
Speaker 3: at home, so every Wednesday I used to get mummy
Speaker 3: spummy sprinkle donut. Well, one day we got home and
Speaker 3: Mom went, oh my god, where's a sprinkle donut. I'd left
Speaker 3: it in the trolley. So she drove back to the
Speaker 3: shops and got me in the sprinkle donut. Oh my god,
Speaker 3: that's where my issues started.
Speaker 2: Yes, you left out of that story was because she
Speaker 2: was making sounds like this.
Speaker 3: Until she got the Can you believe that? And now, goodness,
Speaker 3: you know, I wish she given me less sprinkle donuts.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to blue some weight. But anyway, I.
Speaker 1: Believe that because if I don't get a funny face
Speaker 1: cookie for my four year old at the gym after
Speaker 1: she's been in the crash, all bloody hell breaks loose.
Speaker 1: She turns into an absolute.
Speaker 2: Psychobby, just blaming everything on the mom as well. Yeah,
Speaker 2: she could have given you a nicotine cocaine heroin sandwich.
Speaker 3: She used to, but you know, then we would sprinkle donuts.
Speaker 3: She produces our I'm here against my wheel.
Speaker 2: I don't want to.
Speaker 3: This is embarrassing, judgment, judge free space. When I couldn't
Speaker 3: do a push up.
Speaker 1: It wasn't a judge free space.
Speaker 2: That feedback, sweetie.
Speaker 1: No. I am fully every night before Ben addicted to
Speaker 1: popping Alex my partner's pimple.
Speaker 3: I'm with you, and I think that's wonderful poper. I
Speaker 3: watched Sandra Queen. Yeah, it is so addictive.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, yeah. If I noticed one on him and
Speaker 1: he won't let me get it, it's like, in my
Speaker 1: brain you've fixated on it. I just love that he's like,
Speaker 1: Oh I like chocolate, she likes sprinkle donuts. Oh I
Speaker 1: like shopping. I loves.
Speaker 2: I tell you what I'm addicted to as well, and look,
Speaker 2: please don't judge me. But it goes back to this
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Speaker 3: He's what you're waking up to.
Speaker 1: Adelaide News.
Speaker 2: What's the news today?
Speaker 1: Snooze news. Yeah, this is where we can danse the
Speaker 1: top three stories that you probably need to know today.
Speaker 1: So let's go to Abbey in the newsroom. What's on
Speaker 1: your radar?
Speaker 3: Dale, I'm having a bit of a rant this morning,
Speaker 3: so don't wind me up, Haisy. So a Southern Suburbs
Speaker 3: cafe has come out and basically said that we need
Speaker 3: to do way more about youth crime. So the Googy Goose,
Speaker 3: which is in Happy Valley, has been targeted over several
Speaker 3: times over the past few months.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 3: They're a little cafe that work out of a shipping
Speaker 3: container and essentially teenagers have gone and just completely you know,
Speaker 3: decimated this place. They tried to set it a light.
Speaker 3: Five teens have been arrested and charged over a big,
Speaker 3: massive crime spree that happened down in the Southern Suburbs.
Speaker 3: But after what happened at Woolworth Sterling over the weekend,
Speaker 3: where kids essentially lit up aerosol cans and caused a
Speaker 3: twenty five million dollar fire. I just it's so frustrating
Speaker 3: to watch this, and I just think that if you're
Speaker 3: a mum out there, I know that my sister had
Speaker 3: a big chat with her eight year old. We need
Speaker 3: to talk to our kids about consequences more and about
Speaker 3: you know, you go and do this and the effects
Speaker 3: that it has on small business owners. Especially My parents
Speaker 3: owned a cafe when we were young, and if something
Speaker 3: like this happened to them, it would have just decimated them.
Speaker 3: It's the cleanup, it's the you know, loss of stock,
Speaker 3: it's the loss of income if you're spending the day closed.
Speaker 3: So it's just so frustrating to watch, and I think
Speaker 3: these kids should be made to go back and actually
Speaker 3: help clean up and have a chat with the owners
Speaker 3: and literally see what they're doing, because it's just so
Speaker 3: it's so horrible to see these places targeted. Do we
Speaker 3: know how old the kids are. They're all into they're
Speaker 3: like twelve to fourteen, fifteen.
Speaker 1: Okay, So this is a situation, As I say, we've
Speaker 1: got a state where we regularly have twelve, thirteen, fourteen
Speaker 1: year old stealing cars and then leading police on a chase.
Speaker 1: There was a time at Channel ten where it was
Speaker 1: like every second night we were covering these stories of
Speaker 1: these young teenagers stealing cars and then leading police on
Speaker 1: high speed chases wherever it may be. And in this situation,
Speaker 1: I don't actually blame the kids. I blame the parents.
Speaker 3: I think we need to re engage young people. And
Speaker 3: that's why I always if anyone ever reaches out to
Speaker 3: me and says, hey, can I come and sit in
Speaker 3: and what you do? What you do or whatever. That's
Speaker 3: how I got my start in radio. So if kids
Speaker 3: want to actually engage themselves and get to know what
Speaker 3: we're doing, you know, that's why I love doing Wednesday
Speaker 3: Weather kids so much because it gets them in here
Speaker 3: to see, oh, this is what I could do. So
Speaker 3: if they're having a bit of trouble in their life,
Speaker 3: you can actually engage with them and get that's.
Speaker 1: Well and good. But if it's two am in the
Speaker 1: morning and your kid is not in bed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, how are you doing as a parent? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Like are you joking? Like what are you actually doing?
Speaker 1: You're failing as a parent. And I get These kids
Speaker 1: are just acting out because they've either been neglected or
Speaker 1: abused or not treated well, and they're crying out for attention.
Speaker 3: Yeah anyway today.
Speaker 1: Yes, joined in? I mean, but it's a fair point. Hazy.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine being a parent and not knowing where
Speaker 1: you're eleven, twelve, thirteen year old? Is it not? Jo?
Speaker 2: When I press this, it means move on?
Speaker 1: WHOA? Okay, Well, I'm going to talk about something equally
Speaker 1: as important, and that's the twenty two dollars makeup Advent calendar.
Speaker 3: Tell me more what a beautiful seque.
Speaker 1: It's been released, it's on the market and basically you've
Speaker 1: got twelve days where you open it up and there's
Speaker 1: a nice little cute bit of makeup for you each day,
Speaker 1: and it's going co Copanaana's. And I can understand why
Speaker 1: was young girls in particular? Oh yeah, some young guys
Speaker 1: would love to get these little Advent calendars for Christmas.
Speaker 1: They go, that's the hot, go to idel amazing. I
Speaker 1: would love to get the Hayes chocolate one that's like
Speaker 1: twelve hundred dollars.
Speaker 3: But if anyone wants to buy me that, please feel free.
Speaker 2: Different Advent calendars for different situations.
Speaker 1: I suppose produce Am said there was some sort of
Speaker 1: pick a low wine one as well, wasn't there You
Speaker 1: want a mouth what it's called to me? So I
Speaker 1: know when I can say, here we go it's debautily one.
Speaker 1: Oh thank you Jo. That's called radio see.
Speaker 2: Hey, Just quickly to wrap up post news news. Big
Speaker 2: stuff going on at the red Backs. The red Backs
Speaker 2: two three and two twelve versus the Blues one hundred
Speaker 2: and eighty three and they're six for ninety nine. So
Speaker 2: the red Backs lead by two hundred and twenty four
Speaker 2: runs with one day. They're gonna winness thing. You're wow, huge,
Speaker 2: huge stuff.
Speaker 1: So that's what you brought to post news, the red
Speaker 1: Backs actually winning a game. That's how infrequently it happens.
Speaker 2: Funny that I'm actually bringing news to the sid over discussion. Hey,
Speaker 2: quickly as well, with the trade periods, this is probably
Speaker 2: what's going to be moving down a big I saying
Speaker 2: whether a sarvarretically it gets too port or not.
Speaker 1: Well, you know more than me on this. Do they
Speaker 1: get the job done? Because this is the last day.
Speaker 1: It depends seven o'clock tonight.
Speaker 3: It's over.
Speaker 2: Depends on whether Geelong finally go Okay, yes, they give
Speaker 2: up because otherwise just walks to the pre sason.
Speaker 1: I don't understand how I mean. I guess clubs kick
Speaker 1: their dig their heels in when a player clearly doesn't
Speaker 1: want to be there, you know what I mean. Or
Speaker 1: they're just trying to milk it for.
Speaker 2: It because he's not a contract. They milked it last
Speaker 2: year and said no, I still got a year to
Speaker 2: go with keeping him. He's off contract now, so worst
Speaker 2: thing happens, he has to go through the long process
Speaker 2: and he's to go to the pre season draft. Yeah, right,
Speaker 2: so they should get him. But wash this space. There
Speaker 2: you go.
Speaker 1: You're over sing stuff, post snooze news, Hazy and kne Corns.
Speaker 1: I've been waiting to say this all morning. Let's talk
Speaker 1: Jessica Simpsons.
Speaker 2: Shall we finally?
Speaker 1: Crazy? Catch me terrifying that you know the lyrics to
Speaker 1: that song?
Speaker 3: Is anyone else horrified?
Speaker 1: Oh? My very goodness.
Speaker 3: I think Hazy thinks he's Jessica Simpson and Jukes of Hazard.
Speaker 1: Right. How many Jessica Simpsons albums have you purchased over
Speaker 1: the Journey Down? Oh?
Speaker 2: Man, I don't have enough toes and fingers to count.
Speaker 1: I think she's probably only one.
Speaker 2: I doubt she's got more than twenty albums.
Speaker 1: She's had an awkward encounter in a parking lot over
Speaker 1: the weekend when a fan mistook her for Britney Spears,
Speaker 1: Oh very dear, like.
Speaker 2: Britney Spears back in the day, or Britney Spears on
Speaker 2: Instagram now that desperately needs a shower.
Speaker 1: Well, can you stop saying Britney needs a shower? I
Speaker 1: leave her alone?
Speaker 2: She had a knife last time in the last Instagram
Speaker 2: video she.
Speaker 1: Was waving that around and then they called the cops,
Speaker 1: like nine one one, Brittany, You okay? You just seem
Speaker 1: to be answer around a pole with a knife. Yes, okay,
Speaker 1: my good. Nothing to see here's still thing.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So this week, the forty three year old singer and
Speaker 1: fashion mogul revealed she was approached by a fan outside
Speaker 1: of all In, LA, where she was asked for an autograph.
Speaker 1: Only problem was the fan thought Simpson was hisf Do
Speaker 1: you know what's even more awkward about this? Jessica was
Speaker 1: with her eleven year old daughter, Maxwell, who was.
Speaker 2: There to witness her all how very disappointed?
Speaker 1: I know, I know. Can you imagine being approached in
Speaker 1: front of your kids, someone going oh, hey, can I
Speaker 1: have an autograph?
Speaker 3: And like.
Speaker 1: You're signing that tom n Ain't you who exactly?
Speaker 2: I'm not really sure. Didn't you used to play in
Speaker 2: the AFL And I'm like, absolutely not. Unfortunately, No, that's
Speaker 2: not me. That was ever.
Speaker 1: That wasn't me at all.
Speaker 2: It's not me.
Speaker 1: Have you ever been mistaken for someone else there? Yeah?
Speaker 2: For me, it's there's three. It's either Chris Evans, Ryan
Speaker 2: Reynolds or Michael B.
Speaker 1: Jordan.
Speaker 2: Let you just listed out the top three sex this
Speaker 2: mant alife voted last. Now, I for a long time
Speaker 2: and this is about two or three years ago, maybe
Speaker 2: even longer. Actually, in the height of Alex Williamson's fame,
Speaker 2: the comedian South Australian comedian. Oh yeah, I had to
Speaker 2: hair long on top and really short on the sides.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: People, And it started twice where people be like, oh,
Speaker 2: I know you from somewhere, and then eventually someone's like, oh,
Speaker 2: you're the loosest bloke on the Internet or wherever it is,
Speaker 2: and then finally be like, oh, I know you got
Speaker 2: you're that kind of I'm not Alex Williamson. Yeah right,
Speaker 2: So yeah, it happened and what happened at service station for.
Speaker 1: Some reason that's specific, specific service station.
Speaker 2: I don't really understand why, but yeah, change the haircuts
Speaker 2: and here we are not Alex Williamson. Yeah, very funny.
Speaker 1: We well thirteen twenty four ten. Get involved. If you
Speaker 1: have been mistaken for a celebrity before, do you have
Speaker 1: a doppelganger? A celebrity doppelganger? I mean if I had
Speaker 1: a dollar for the amount of people that have come
Speaker 1: up to me and said, oh my god, your Margo Robbie.
Speaker 2: Is so excuse me, excuse me? Are you Margo Robbie? No, no,
Speaker 2: da And what Margot always gets it as well. People
Speaker 2: go up to Margot Robin like, are you Jody Addio?
Speaker 2: She does like, oh my gosh, not again.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 1: She text me other day she said, oh my god,
Speaker 1: it's happened again. I'm like, oh, I know, I feel
Speaker 1: your pain. I'm sorry. We look so sexy and similar.
Speaker 2: She texted me the other day.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Michael B. Jordan text me the other day He's like, bro, bro, Seriously,
Speaker 2: this is ridiculous. It's getting out of hand. Twenty four ten.
Speaker 2: Which celebrity have you been mistaken for?
Speaker 1: Let's go to Lianne from alan Bi Gunns. Good morning, Leanne, Hey,
Speaker 1: how are you going good? Who are you mistaken for
Speaker 1: Seen Dion? Ah? Yes?
Speaker 2: Is this the real Celene Dion? And it actually happened
Speaker 2: in Vegas.
Speaker 3: We're lining up to check into our hotel in Vegas.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and this guy was so confused. She's going, Selen, no, mate,
Speaker 5: I'm not sound like her.
Speaker 2: I do not, Yeah, I love her. He would have
Speaker 2: been like the whole what about that? What about Selene
Speaker 2: was pretending it wasn't her?
Speaker 1: What about Selene Day almost putting on this real vogue
Speaker 1: and Australian accent.
Speaker 2: You know, she was calling herself Leanne.
Speaker 1: Selene goes from Okeden. Who'd you get mistaken for.
Speaker 3: Cole Kidman?
Speaker 5: But not the hot Nicole Kidman, but the BMEX bandoned Nicole.
Speaker 2: What about the moment as Roy Kersey when someone goes
Speaker 2: you look like Nicole Kidman, You're like, yeah, in eyes,
Speaker 2: wide shirt, no.
Speaker 1: Shame, thank you. Gerie Jordan from Brooklyn Park which c
Speaker 1: oh yeah good gat.
Speaker 4: Yes, as you were saying before about Alex will Yeah,
Speaker 4: I used to get recognized as him as the Loosen's
Speaker 4: assie as well into.
Speaker 2: So when was this? When was this Jordan like a
Speaker 2: few years ago or even.
Speaker 4: Definitely a few years ago when he used to do
Speaker 4: and look younger as a comedian. But I actually went
Speaker 4: out off of my twenty third I think it was,
Speaker 4: and I actually was walking past down one of the
Speaker 4: streets and he was actually standing at the front. I
Speaker 4: was like, Okay, then I guess we look alike.
Speaker 2: Did he go after him and tell him that?
Speaker 1: No? No, imagine Jordan and I did talk to him. Jordan,
Speaker 1: if you were hazy went out together, everyone will be like,
Speaker 1: oh my god.
Speaker 2: It's too Alex three Alex a real one turns up
Speaker 2: investing about being him as you can say whatever you
Speaker 2: want to be like, but it's me, I'm the looser,
Speaker 2: so izy bike. I can say how rageous.
Speaker 1: Things like that until you get canceled.
Speaker 2: It's concerninganks, Jordan, thirty six's tickets up for grabs, you
Speaker 2: like you, well, I.
Speaker 1: Think we might give them till the end?
Speaker 2: Or is it which congratulations land here after thirty six
Speaker 2: they're good, Well, maybe we're a face mask with something.
Speaker 2: How annoying when you're just trying to watch the thirty
Speaker 2: six there ms, Oh.
Speaker 1: My god, haven't the thirty six is done well, they've
Speaker 1: got Selene Dion to.
Speaker 3: Road.
Speaker 1: God, they really are the holdest stick it in town.
Speaker 1: How good South Australian conspiracy theories?
Speaker 2: Yes, and this is where news reader Abby disc absolutely
Speaker 2: shines in her element because we took a really interesting
Speaker 2: rabbit hole trip yesterday in our post show planning.
Speaker 1: Yes, we did went down to went down the reddit
Speaker 1: hole as you like.
Speaker 3: I love the reddit Hole. I'm really enjoying that site. Anyway,
Speaker 3: I stumbled across a thread that had what are some
Speaker 3: of South Australia's biggest conspiracy theories? Is so good and
Speaker 3: obviously there's some stuff on there that you read that
Speaker 3: you go no way, but there's got to be some
Speaker 3: substance you think to some of them. Absolutely, wait one
Speaker 3: that I found. We're just going to continue on the
Speaker 3: sprinkle donut theme of today because as we spoke about earlier,
Speaker 3: I love sprinkle donuts, so we'll do anything for them.
Speaker 3: There was one conspiracy theory in regards to the digital
Speaker 3: clock at the Villi's Cafe on South Road. So there's
Speaker 3: a conspiracy that they always set it a little bit later,
Speaker 3: sorry not later, a little bit earlier. So it's maybe
Speaker 3: five minutes earlier than what the time actually is, so
Speaker 3: that people when they see the clock go oh, I've
Speaker 3: got a bit of time. I'll pop into villies and
Speaker 3: grub something to eat.
Speaker 2: Wow, that makes a lot of sense.
Speaker 1: I'm running early today. Time for a quick pie or
Speaker 1: a pasty sprinkle donut, which.
Speaker 3: I think I'll do today.
Speaker 1: Next minute, you get to work and the boss is
Speaker 1: angry at you. Going all right, had time for your pie,
Speaker 1: but didn't have time to get to work on time.
Speaker 2: Is that sprinkles on your mouth? What's going.
Speaker 1: That's a good one. I like it, Love it? What
Speaker 1: about this one as well? Adelaide is a boring city
Speaker 1: full of churches. I've heard that my whole life growing
Speaker 1: up in Darwin, but since moving here, I've discovered it's
Speaker 1: just slow and created by locals to deter into status
Speaker 1: like me from moving over.
Speaker 2: That makes a lot of sense.
Speaker 1: I do that all the time under cell I don't
Speaker 1: want people come here and Sitney Melbourne people moving here,
Speaker 1: thank you very.
Speaker 2: Much when people do bag adelades because they haven't been here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, totally in the city of like serial killers slash
Speaker 3: murderers though, so you think that that would deter them anyway.
Speaker 1: So the theory is we've given ourselves a really bad
Speaker 1: rep in the Eastern States just so we can keep
Speaker 1: it to ourselves.
Speaker 2: But as our serial killers are very well spoken, we say.
Speaker 1: Dance and also quite creative.
Speaker 2: We're killing multiple people.
Speaker 1: Yes, exactly. Oh here's another one. That Keterville Terrace Roundabout
Speaker 1: was designed to be complicated to keep riff raff out
Speaker 1: of the east.
Speaker 2: To the city. Oh my god, that double round about.
Speaker 3: It's not worth it, I reckon. That's a go of
Speaker 3: that one. That's got to have some truth to it.
Speaker 1: I like it because I live in the eas.
Speaker 2: There's all sorts of rumors about underground tunnels for miles
Speaker 2: and miles. Yeah, that was built what in war times,
Speaker 2: just as a bit of a I suppose, a refuge
Speaker 2: for when things really go pear shaped. Haven't gone pear
Speaker 2: shaped yet.
Speaker 3: I used to work on Hailey Street and I've been
Speaker 3: under a few pubs. Yeah, there's some things down there.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, goodness me opon, there's some truth to that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this one. The Mount Theverton Slash Ice Arena is
Speaker 2: still in business because it's the state's mor in case
Speaker 2: of a major casualty disaster or this was.
Speaker 3: Huge over COVID. Yeah, yeah, and I think there was
Speaker 3: talk that this was posted before it all kind of
Speaker 3: kicked off.
Speaker 1: So okay, wow, we'll see. My husband would argue against
Speaker 1: that because he would say it's still in existence just
Speaker 1: in case he wants to come out of retirement, major disasters,
Speaker 1: him wanting to play for the Adelaide adrenaline.
Speaker 2: Is that it's the adrenaline. I've got one, I've got
Speaker 2: one enough. This one's pretty true as well. The O
Speaker 2: barn was designed to expose people who don't deserve a
Speaker 2: driver's license or perhaps are too old to possess a
Speaker 2: driver's license.
Speaker 3: That's not a conspiracy theory.
Speaker 1: That is one hundred.
Speaker 2: You think that makes sense, yes, it does.
Speaker 1: But get involved in this two thirteen twenty four ten
Speaker 1: if you've got your own South Australian conspiracy theory or
Speaker 1: on the text line oh full double O nine one
Speaker 1: nine nine one nine. It's not that hard.
Speaker 3: It can remain anonymous if you need to.
Speaker 1: Just don't mention business names because there's a few business
Speaker 1: names on that list that we probably need to.
Speaker 3: We don't want any defamation cases against us, do we.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: One, and when we say us, we mean against.
Speaker 2: What the fork.
Speaker 1: Fawn out of the fact that there are no forks
Speaker 1: in any workplace kitchen ever, so it begs the question
Speaker 1: not just about cutlery, but about everything. What the fork
Speaker 1: goes on in this thing we called life. It's those
Speaker 1: little things that we just don't understand. So you can
Speaker 1: get involved in this too. Send us an email at
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Speaker 1: or a TEXTO for doub below nine one nine nine
Speaker 1: one nine. If you've got your own word the full.
Speaker 2: I mean, for example, maybe it's that little issue right
Speaker 2: there work email. Yes, I am never connected, and there's
Speaker 2: all these little hoopes that you've got to jump through.
Speaker 2: And then they're like, I've got one I should say this.
Speaker 2: I've got one password for everything in my life and
Speaker 2: it needs a password.
Speaker 1: You're that guy.
Speaker 2: I'm that guy, and I feel like the password's pretty
Speaker 2: strong yeap. So whenever they're like, right, I know you
Speaker 2: need your password, and I type in it and says
Speaker 2: that's the incorrect pastor I'm like it no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: that's on you. Yeah, because I know my own password.
Speaker 2: I never shifted.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, What about when you have to update your password.
Speaker 1: You just update it to the same one.
Speaker 3: We just throwing an extra number, so it becomes horse
Speaker 3: nine nine to Horse nine nine nine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, very enough, that's exactly right.
Speaker 1: I am horrible for this because I can never remember
Speaker 1: emails and passwords, and I've got four different emails, and
Speaker 1: so it's very complicated when you have to sign into
Speaker 1: And what about when they go, oh, email and passwords incorrect.
Speaker 1: We'll narrow it down for me. Which one is it
Speaker 1: the email or the password that's incorrect? Now, don't make
Speaker 1: me guess both.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's both, Champ.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's just one of the things. But let's just
Speaker 1: peel back the radio cursion for a moment here. There's
Speaker 1: a thing common to every radio station everywhere universally. When
Speaker 1: you go to connect to an interview into state, whether
Speaker 1: it be in another studio or whether it be on
Speaker 1: zoom on the computer, it never ever, ever.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it never works straight away. It takes a good
Speaker 2: four or five minutes. And then you get a tech
Speaker 2: in here and be like, oh, it looks looks pretty good.
Speaker 2: And then we've got some of the best texts in
Speaker 2: the business. Yeah, and see even they come in here
Speaker 2: and it's like wow. So they're sitting there going everything
Speaker 2: was good, and I'm going everything was good, and then
Speaker 2: we're still sitting there waiting.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So yesterday, for example, we pre recorded an interview
Speaker 1: with Dean Lewis. Now it didn't connect straight away, so
Speaker 1: Hayes is practically standing there pushing all the buttons. There's
Speaker 1: always is on the screen. International pop super stuff Fly
Speaker 1: from the US is staring at us and staring at you,
Speaker 1: and we're like, for the love of God, please just work.
Speaker 1: Vizy and Whipper had problems connecting with someone yesterday here
Speaker 1: in Adelaide, so Paul producers Zoe. He was running around
Speaker 1: like a band. You're trying to make it work.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just what happens inside news reader always had
Speaker 2: some serious issues with the printer.
Speaker 3: So there is a printer or there has been a
Speaker 3: printer living behind me in the news booth, and it's
Speaker 3: just to help everyone out so you're not having to
Speaker 3: run to the big printer down the hallway because you
Speaker 3: know it's so time poor breakfast radio stuff. Anyway, I
Speaker 3: cracked it because somebody who used to work here was
Speaker 3: printing while I was reading the news on air, so
Speaker 3: you could hear this printer going off behind me. Anyway,
Speaker 3: they've moved it. That thing hasn't stopped flashing since it's
Speaker 3: been moved. And I don't think anyone uses it anymore
Speaker 3: because it's either there's a paper jam, or it says
Speaker 3: it's out of paper, or there's just it just doesn't
Speaker 3: connect and work.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I spoke to that printer. It is terrified of you.
Speaker 3: It should be. I'd be terrified of me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's it's said to you, the printer said
Speaker 1: to you, what's with the resting? Bitchy?
Speaker 3: With that? I got to the point where I said,
Speaker 3: I will throw this printer down the hallway unless it's moved,
Speaker 3: And funnily enough, I came in and bang it was gone.
Speaker 1: Oh can I just do one more before we take
Speaker 1: your calls? On thirteen twenty four ten, what about teams?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, do you think I can log into
Speaker 1: a teams meeting?
Speaker 2: That's hard?
Speaker 1: Teams?
Speaker 2: And what's the other one's there's a couple of different versions.
Speaker 1: Now there's team zoom. What are you talking about?
Speaker 2: Well Zoom, there's different types of meetings platforms you go
Speaker 2: on there. I can't work out any of them, and
Speaker 2: every single company wants to go through a different sort
Speaker 2: of bit of software.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's true, and it's confusing. So my teams at
Speaker 1: Channel ten and my teams at NOV don't like each other.
Speaker 1: They fight all the time. So it's like the two
Speaker 1: different servers hate each other. So at any given time,
Speaker 1: if I have to jump on a team, so I can't.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what the fork? The technology edition? What never works?
Speaker 2: And what you just cannot get working? Got some mart
Speaker 2: picks a part of vouchers up for grabs as well
Speaker 2: the other day. It's fantastic.
Speaker 1: Certainly not restricted to the workplace either. What the fork
Speaker 1: doesn't work in your house? What techno kidding? You? Not
Speaker 1: get the remote to work? You know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Let's go to Mary? Hello, Mary, Hi, how are you good?
Speaker 1: What can't you work? What doesn't work?
Speaker 5: The takeaway app? The McDonald's and Hawi Jackson, all those
Speaker 5: they don't seem to work. And I had to go
Speaker 5: in from the drive through to speak to the manager
Speaker 5: because apparently they couldn't just look at them app and
Speaker 5: say that I've got app. I can get it to
Speaker 5: log onto their Wi Fi and get a code and
Speaker 5: it's ages. And I was thinking, oh gosh, why do
Speaker 5: I have to bother with these technology Like, I'm just
Speaker 5: getting too old for this.
Speaker 1: Now You're like, for the love of God, I just
Speaker 1: want to fill it a fish.
Speaker 2: Yeah, for goodness, just on that.
Speaker 1: Mary.
Speaker 2: Tell me have you ever ordered to fill it O fish?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 1: What happens in here with Andrew Hoes is that he
Speaker 1: seriously underestimates the fill of fish lovers in this state.
Speaker 5: And you forget like double double the double burger is nice,
Speaker 5: less thought.
Speaker 1: Double If you don't like so double still O fish.
Speaker 1: I'll have to check that, Mary.
Speaker 2: Really good stuff some of the apps and then we
Speaker 2: can have a separate conversation about that. The myga that
Speaker 2: oh my gosh, and it's like check your inbox and
Speaker 2: you go to inbox and it's like check the app,
Speaker 2: and then the app's like check the fact that we
Speaker 2: sent you, and you're like, what is going on here?
Speaker 2: Just give me the message we do I owe money
Speaker 2: to the tax department or what I do? I don't
Speaker 2: want to hear about it.
Speaker 3: What I don't understand. We had a girl's lunch and
Speaker 3: went to Macas afterwards because obviously we'd had a few
Speaker 3: hard lemonades. And this woman's this woman it may have
Speaker 3: been for Mary. This woman's complaining about the app not working,
Speaker 3: but she's standing at the counter and in then I
Speaker 3: turn around and said, just order, like you're literally standing there,
Speaker 3: don't worry about the apps. Order and she's sort of
Speaker 3: looked at me, and I was like, Oh, you shouldn't
Speaker 3: have said that. But anyway, Mary, if that's you, sorry.
Speaker 1: What about when you keep getting text messages from these
Speaker 1: companies who want you to buy stuff and then you
Speaker 1: try and unsubscribe and then it's like unsubscription unsuccessful and
Speaker 1: you're like I never asked for these texts in the
Speaker 1: first place, or you.
Speaker 3: Say unsubscribe and then it sends you another email or
Speaker 3: text to say you have been unsubscribed. I've just said
Speaker 3: to you stop contacting me.
Speaker 2: This isn't a separate subscription. Unsubscribed. Let's go to Richmond.
Speaker 2: Goodbye to you?
Speaker 5: Be Hello, how are you going?
Speaker 3: Good?
Speaker 4: Good?
Speaker 1: What technology can't your work doesn't work?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Well, I work in childcare and we have to print
Speaker 1: from the childcare room and if you walk down the
Speaker 1: fund to get it, so we often go down and
Speaker 1: then the printer hasn't work, so we have to use
Speaker 1: the phone to call up the room.
Speaker 2: And be like, hey, can you coring do again?
Speaker 5: And that phone dodgy and then sometimes the phone in
Speaker 5: the room dies. Yeah, absolute modele and obviously can't.
Speaker 2: Throw in front of the children.
Speaker 4: So generally we're kind of like, hik, what the fuck.
Speaker 5: It's like, what the fork?
Speaker 1: And then be's like, tune into Auntie Jody and Uncle
Speaker 1: Hazy to work out what that means.
Speaker 2: Yeah, b We've got a little Pixar part about you
Speaker 2: for you to take along someone. And when you miss
Speaker 2: these parts, you can scream.
Speaker 1: Out what the fork?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, thank you.
Speaker 1: That picks pix parts. He's back at the Riverbank promenad
Speaker 1: at the adela you mentioned for a limited time in
Speaker 1: the Legends a life like during are hooking you up
Speaker 1: as well. Keep the text coming on this one oh
Speaker 1: four double o time one nine nine one nine. Hopefully
Speaker 1: our text line works. That's the next and you're not
Speaker 1: trying to unsubscribe.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and that's at an extra element technology, another layer.
Speaker 3: At you tell me you've built a time machine.
Speaker 1: On this day.
Speaker 2: Welcome to a Wednesday, you wacky widows. A bit of
Speaker 2: a liiteration. Oh that's good Wednesday.
Speaker 1: Also surprised you know what that means.
Speaker 2: You don't even know what it means. It's written down
Speaker 2: here lots of W's eighteenth of October. Let's take a
Speaker 2: little trip down and let's go back to nineteen eighty seven.
Speaker 2: Zach Efron was born in California. Today is his thirty
Speaker 2: sixth birthday. Listen, here's the plan.
Speaker 4: I'm going to get up on stage and I'm going
Speaker 4: to dance.
Speaker 2: Pint sized, Yeah, Zach Efron, But man, when he's a
Speaker 2: good nick That guy's got like a fourteen pack.
Speaker 1: Yeah's outrageous, isn't it. Grew till he was about fifteen
Speaker 1: and then stopped, stopped, just stopped that God went, that'll
Speaker 1: do for you. Used to dominate the juniors.
Speaker 2: Yeah, bigger than everyone else, and then just stopped growing,
Speaker 2: and they all went past him all of a sudden.
Speaker 1: The smallest adult you'll ever see.
Speaker 2: Yeah, everyone everyone knows someone like that was what weckon. Yes,
Speaker 2: like someone who was a manchild. Yeah, dominated the June.
Speaker 2: That June isn't. And you're like, oh, everyone's going past him.
Speaker 3: How bad?
Speaker 1: It's that? Like that bully that you said you had
Speaker 1: in high school who was way bigger than you and
Speaker 1: then he stopped growing. And you kept growing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so he was in year twelve when I was
Speaker 2: in your eighties, who sort of beat us up a
Speaker 2: little bit in the boarding house.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I swear if I saw him now, I could genuinely
Speaker 2: pick him up and spinning on my finger. Maybe we'll
Speaker 2: just bouncing around like a basket.
Speaker 1: Let's find him.
Speaker 2: He's nickname too, was Fair. Nineteen ninety nine, Pokemon Yellow
Speaker 2: Nintendo game Boy was released in the US, so had
Speaker 2: a record won million units within ten days. I was
Speaker 2: never a big Pokemon person, probably because I was too old,
Speaker 2: but I just didn't understand the fascination.
Speaker 1: What about when you just there was a real epidemic
Speaker 1: of people walking around the streets doing that Pokemon thing
Speaker 1: where they were just looking at their phones, not watching
Speaker 1: every where they were going. I'm so surprised there weren't
Speaker 1: more Pokemon related deaths on the roads.
Speaker 2: I was about to say, the story is probably emerging
Speaker 2: from the US of people walking out onto traffic.
Speaker 1: Yeah I did, didn't that. Oh well, that's a sad
Speaker 1: end to that Pokemon story. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Two thousand, well, two thousand, George Michael paid three point
Speaker 2: ninety six million dollars for John Lennon's piano on which
Speaker 2: he composed. Imagine how much three point ninety six million.
Speaker 1: Imagine having that much money that that's the things that
Speaker 1: you could splurge on.
Speaker 2: I know, umblevable stuff No one signed. On October eighteen
Speaker 2: and ninety five was lump by the presidents of the USA.
Speaker 1: President. Let's talk about puppy dogs, shall we, and how
Speaker 1: clever they are. I found this article that said twenty
Speaker 1: seven year old Sidney Bens and this was on kidspot,
Speaker 1: which is a website, said that her dog predicted her pregnancy. Wow,
Speaker 1: amazing stuff. Her mini dash hoound Freddy's dashounds yep, when
Speaker 1: she was only a few weeks pregnant, started cuddling up
Speaker 1: not just on her stomach, but she says most specifically
Speaker 1: her ovary.
Speaker 2: Region where the baby was developing. Human for those playing
Speaker 2: it along, thank you for those blokes at home going,
Speaker 2: what are you even talk about?
Speaker 1: And I did a little bit of research on this,
Speaker 1: and it makes sense because the dog's sense of smell
Speaker 1: is so acute as we know, well, no, that's why
Speaker 1: they sniff out drugs and all sorts of different things.
Speaker 1: But because they know their mothers specifically so well as
Speaker 1: in their mummy humans. They can detect the change in
Speaker 1: hormones because their sense of smell is so acute.
Speaker 2: I was like, what they can smell fertilized eggs.
Speaker 1: No, it's very specific, but they can smell the changes.
Speaker 1: And without getting too graphic about be I believe it
Speaker 1: because my dog Sydney gets very up close and personal
Speaker 1: when it's around that region, you know, that time of
Speaker 1: the you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Okay, I think I know what you mean. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: don't need to ask any more questions.
Speaker 1: No, I don't think you do. And speaking of Sydney,
Speaker 1: my little attack dog the toy Kavoodle, she's very clever
Speaker 1: because she can predict a lot of things. And one
Speaker 1: of the things that she predicted most specifically was the
Speaker 1: fact that I got this job on Nova. She knew
Speaker 1: before I knew. Wow, you want to know how I
Speaker 1: know that? It's crazy from sid hindsight. And not only
Speaker 1: did she know that I was going to get a
Speaker 1: job on Over Breakfast, she knew the makeup of this
Speaker 1: show because we jump in the car, right and it's
Speaker 1: her job. Sid's job to choose the radio station, and
Speaker 1: she started choosing like really really random stations like from
Speaker 1: all over the country. Wow, like most specifically this one
Speaker 1: from North Queensland with the latest North Queensland News. I'm
Speaker 1: Abby Smith and wake up with cliff Old and Gabby
Speaker 1: from Wednesday May sixteenth on Hit one oh three point one.
Speaker 1: And I looked at Sin. I was like, what that?
Speaker 1: What's that about? Why there's sudden interest in cliff Ow
Speaker 1: and Abbey?
Speaker 3: It was weird cliff Old and Gabby. Sorry, that's wild.
Speaker 3: He knew before I knew. She Sorry, Jesus Christ Jesu
Speaker 3: had gone well.
Speaker 1: And then Sid randomly started having a hankering for sports
Speaker 1: radio as well. I was like, see what's going on?
Speaker 1: What do you care about the AFL. So we'd get
Speaker 1: in the car and then after Sid had been listening
Speaker 1: to North Queensland Radio, jumped on.
Speaker 2: This breakfast with Kennon Lance and Andrew Hayes. Yes, good
Speaker 2: morning to you. It is Thursday, twenty ninth of September.
Speaker 2: It is six o two at the top of nineteen
Speaker 2: across Adelaide today shouldn't rain, It'll be part of the Klattie.
Speaker 2: Bryce Gibbs is in bringing a wealth of shun. That's good.
Speaker 1: It's like, what is he? Even Sid whispered to me.
Speaker 1: He doesn't sound very good now, but he'll get better.
Speaker 2: What is even going on? Yes, it's crazy that dogs
Speaker 2: can do that. Do you know right now that you've
Speaker 2: mentioned that, that makes a lot of sense to me,
Speaker 2: because you know our little Maltese poodle Indiana, who's fifteen
Speaker 2: and just ever so slightly knocking on death door. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 2: he's completely incontinent as well. Yeah, it's strange. I just
Speaker 2: remember it was about what September last year, and then
Speaker 2: she's just walking through the kitchen and just absolutely weaning
Speaker 2: herself as she was walking along just left right, wi everywhere.
Speaker 2: I remember stopping at going are you am I going
Speaker 2: to do a radio show with Jodie Gotty? Is that
Speaker 2: what's happening right now? Because she was weeing, She was
Speaker 2: just absolutely incontinent of wearing herself. Believable stuff.
Speaker 1: It's not very kind of.
Speaker 2: Besides there that dogs know. The dogs absolutely know.
Speaker 1: Say this, shut up, Indian, she said. Poor.
Speaker 2: Tomorrow morning, we're gonna catch up with a very very
Speaker 2: very good friend of ours Lewis.
Speaker 1: Jane Lewis. What a lovely, lovely man. He is very grounded,
Speaker 1: very aussy, living well well he's kind of living over
Speaker 1: there in the US at.
Speaker 2: The moment, he's living everywhere. He's on this giant tour.
Speaker 2: Absolute superstarf all right, enjoyed the West of Wednesday, Have
Speaker 2: a fantastic day and all the best. Enjoy the sunshine.
Speaker 1: Best to you. Andrew Hayes sixty grades, good stuff, Adlaides
Speaker 1: and Hazy