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Speaker 1: Yesterday, my dad was looking after my niece Sienna, nearly

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Speaker 1: two in December. I'm officially obsessed with her. Dad has

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Speaker 1: her so her grandpa, my dad has her one day

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Speaker 1: a week.

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Speaker 2: I love that.

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Speaker 1: And my brother was away and my sister in law

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Speaker 1: was very busy and Dad had her and her Normally

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Speaker 1: hands are over around three.

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Speaker 3: Or four and for what I commonly referred to as

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Speaker 3: black cork down hour.

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Speaker 4: So I said to Daddy, have you still got cc

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Speaker 4: come on over? So he came over.

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Speaker 1: I got to catch up with Dad see my niece,

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Speaker 1: and then I said, well I can just have her.

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Speaker 4: You can go.

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Speaker 1: I'll look after her until Steph, her mum, my sister

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Speaker 1: in law is ready to come and grub her.

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Speaker 4: Dad was like, perfect, no problems. So I had her.

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Speaker 2: Is there an official handover? Does he give you a

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Speaker 2: set of instructions? Well, no, because what is necessary.

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Speaker 1: He was just taking her for a walk near my

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Speaker 1: house and he popped in. So he turned up just

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Speaker 1: with her in the pram, but no things, and normally it.

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Speaker 3: Is normally well you know when you see like on

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Speaker 3: those er TV shows when like the ambos arrive and

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Speaker 3: they're like, we're given the three c seas and more

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Speaker 3: fine sometimes like that chicken nuggets of lunch. They didn't

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Speaker 3: finish them. Well, they need some milk. And last time

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Speaker 3: we wentto the it was half an hour ago and then.

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Speaker 4: Right so she not turned up.

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Speaker 1: She turned up in a pram and normally went stare

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Speaker 1: for my brother. Hands are over, there's a there's a

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Speaker 1: bag of things stuff. So she's at a house a lot.

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Speaker 1: We've got a toy box in the cupboard. She knows brodies,

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Speaker 1: she goes and gets it. No, we've got a shelf

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Speaker 1: of food.

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Speaker 2: Food is a baby to the baby, it's a toddler.

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Speaker 4: Toddler got teeth, many teeth.

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Speaker 2: So it's a rusty she got. Yeah, she ates all

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Speaker 2: so it's a rusk job.

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Speaker 1: Well, yeah, dad, It sort of said, she hasn't eaten

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Speaker 1: that much. So she went straight to my fridge, opened

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Speaker 1: it and got a kids like she knew what she wanted. No,

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Speaker 1: they're not crusskets, they're ruskits or something. I gave her

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Speaker 1: as salt vinegar one yesterday and her face rust.

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Speaker 4: No, I was having a salt and vinegar like you know, peckish.

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Speaker 4: I love petish. Oh, how good to pecky s.

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Speaker 2: And V off that thing.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly right. So she was like, I want one,

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Speaker 4: so I gave it to her. Kids don't love S

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Speaker 4: and V.

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Speaker 2: She's too no and pecky.

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Speaker 1: She's heavy on the flavor. I love right anyway, So

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Speaker 1: there was that. So she's got food, she's got things.

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Speaker 1: She's got a little chair she sits in to eat

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Speaker 1: because after my brother and sister in law come over and.

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Speaker 4: We do dinner.

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Speaker 2: I'm loving this.

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Speaker 4: So that's fine.

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Speaker 1: So I've got the baby and I'm like five, but toddler,

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Speaker 1: it's sort of five o'clock and I'm like, I reckon

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Speaker 1: five o'clocks about time.

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Speaker 4: Then get in the bar.

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Speaker 1: Also, it's very confusing because my fiance's name is Paul,

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Speaker 1: and she callsing Paul Paul, and I keep thinking she's

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Speaker 1: saying poo poo. So I'm like, oh, she needs to

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Speaker 1: go to the toilet. And I fully was like, maybe

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Speaker 1: she knows what to do. So I tried to sit

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Speaker 1: her on the to.

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Speaker 2: You didn't sit her on the toilet. I was like,

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Speaker 2: she has a fixed seat thing or a pony. Doesn't

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Speaker 2: she have a potty?

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Speaker 1: I'm not having a potty if you can put it

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Speaker 1: a potty you put in a toilet. What's the difference

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Speaker 1: besides the whole anyway, she got a bit frightened. I thought, oh, no,

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Speaker 1: she hasn't done this before, so that's fine.

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Speaker 4: She didn't need to. She was just saying poor in

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Speaker 4: the she.

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Speaker 2: And the andies. Now she's graduated from there.

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Speaker 4: No, she wears nappies. And it's just where the problem

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Speaker 4: came in. I was when I took it smell. Do

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Speaker 4: you know how I feel about people who smell their children?

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Speaker 2: Isn't that part of the course.

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Speaker 4: What's happened not in my house?

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Speaker 1: So I said, well, let's get in the bar. She

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Speaker 1: kept screaming, barble bar.

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Speaker 4: No, no, Lauren, you come in the bathroom. She can't talk. Splash,

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Speaker 4: water's gone supposed to be waste deep. We have a

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Speaker 4: big bar pretty much. No, So she just gets bubble bar,

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Speaker 4: bubble bar like sing it I've got all the things.

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Speaker 1: I've got the bubble And then I took go clothes off,

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Speaker 1: throw in the bath.

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Speaker 4: Or popped it.

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Speaker 2: You go.

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Speaker 4: She's splash splashing around, having the time of life.

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Speaker 1: And I was like, oh my gosh, I don't have

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Speaker 1: any clean nappies or things to put on on her.

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Speaker 4: So I get on Uber Eats and I'm you can't

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Speaker 4: get that can almost everything.

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Speaker 1: So I get on New Breats to the Coals Local

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Speaker 1: and I'm like, I'll get some nappies to live it.

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Speaker 2: What size nappy?

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Speaker 4: I thought it would be for two year olds?

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Speaker 2: So baby, No, there's different sizes.

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Speaker 4: Need diferent sizes, and they're in kilos. What's wait to

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Speaker 4: get her out of the bar and put.

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Speaker 3: She's dripping wet on the scales and You're like, I

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Speaker 3: need to know, and you're on your phone to do

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Speaker 3: the Uber eats.

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Speaker 4: What you do know?

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Speaker 1: You're weighing the baby. I'm like, oh, nappies come in kilos,

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Speaker 1: not size.

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Speaker 4: Did you have any guest anyways? I think she was

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Speaker 4: like twelve.

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Speaker 2: What were you thinking? What do you think?

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Speaker 4: Well?

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Speaker 1: I got four different sizes of nappies and I didn't,

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Speaker 1: and they also can't.

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Speaker 4: I didn't realize. I was just like maybe a four, five,

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Speaker 4: six and a seven, right, I don't know. I was

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Speaker 4: looking at the picture of the.

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Speaker 1: Kid on the on the containers and I was just like, well,

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Speaker 1: we'll get them all. She'll grow into them, someone else

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Speaker 1: will have a baby.

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Speaker 4: We can give this one. They also come in like

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Speaker 4: Backs of the hundred when they turned up.

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Speaker 2: We've got your opening orphanage you like Angelina Joe juggling.

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Speaker 4: I'm like, that can't be for our house. And Paul's like,

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Speaker 4: what have you done?

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Speaker 1: It's like nappies for years, including I mean, I've got

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Speaker 1: she's still wedding herself at sixteen. I've got her covered.

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Speaker 1: There are napping all sizes. In fact, you could wear

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Speaker 1: them clip next time you go out to one six one,

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Speaker 1: I've got ones for you. I've got pull ups, I've

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Speaker 1: got zip ups, I've got I don't know. There's day

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Speaker 1: ones at night one yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Elsa from

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Speaker 1: Frozen one yeah, the print.

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Speaker 4: Organic one, more organic ones, Huggies.

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Speaker 2: Ones, or they could get a rash.

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Speaker 4: Dropped about two hundred bucks.

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Speaker 2: She wore enhausted every morning.

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Speaker 4: I think the.

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Speaker 1: First time is the hardest, though. I'll have that thing

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Speaker 1: down pad. I won't have to put on the scales

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Speaker 1: next you know, you like she didn't pull in the

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Speaker 1: butt that I kept thinking, then what do I do?

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Speaker 4: Chuck her in the shower?

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Speaker 2: Well, knowing knew you'd move sell.

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Speaker 4: The house, Lauren.

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Speaker 1: Lauren wake up feeling good following them on the socials,