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Speaker 1: Alrighty everybody, I am excited for this one. This is

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Speaker 1: bringing back a little bit of a classic on relatables, Jake,

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Speaker 1: haven't done it for a while, haven't we Confession Sessions,

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Speaker 1: And what we used to do was full hour long episodes.

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Speaker 1: We call our lovely listeners and they get to tell

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Speaker 1: their story, which I love because we get to interact

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Speaker 2: And it could be anonymous. It doesn't have to be anonymous.

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Speaker 2: It's up to you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. And the old premise used to be we have

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Speaker 1: a topic and every single story goes along that topic. So,

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Speaker 1: for example, Jake's favorite one is when You've got to go,

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Speaker 1: you gotta go, Yes, But for this episode, it is

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Speaker 1: completely random, up to them. The story can come from anywhere. So,

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Speaker 1: without further adow, this is Confession Sessens. Please enjoy relatable

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Speaker 1: Hello and welcome to Confession Sessions. How are you hello?

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Speaker 3: Yes, I'm good you guys, good to.

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Speaker 4: Hear, we're good.

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Speaker 1: Good to my left over here, Thanks for joining. I'm

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Speaker 1: excited for today.

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Speaker 2: We would like to ask if you would like to

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Speaker 2: be anonymous for this confession.

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Speaker 3: Oh yes, please too, easy.

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Speaker 2: All right, Audie, let's pick of a name for this loveymous.

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Speaker 1: I mean, the story is going to be good. I'm

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Speaker 1: feeling like Angelica. Angelica. What do you think of Angelica? Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: well it's not like they're going to say that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you can tell us that she is another one

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Speaker 2: if you want, But okay, Angelica, I would I reached

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Speaker 2: out to you for this one, and I would title

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Speaker 2: this story as a when you gotta go, you gotta

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Speaker 2: go motorbike ndition.

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Speaker 3: Yeah that sounds good.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so take it from the top there is. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: just tell us all the details and we'll interact with you.

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Speaker 2: And you know, no story is a bad story. They're

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Speaker 5: Right, Okay.

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Speaker 3: So, so I was in a relationship situationship situation and

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Speaker 3: we worked together. That's where we met. So I was

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Speaker 3: So he's a he rides motorbike and he had just

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Speaker 3: We're going to meet up after work. He's going to

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Speaker 1: As you do, that's good, and I like that as

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Speaker 3: Unfortunately, though, it was not just a fart, and I

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Speaker 1: Oh god, wait, what have you been eating like that day?

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Speaker 3: And I kept using them and skiffs. I'm Michael, let's

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he was determined. Was I somehow convinced him without

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Speaker 1: Did and did he catch you? Did he?

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Speaker 4: Like the anticipation's killing me.

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you what I would have done. Yeah, if

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Speaker 2: Yeah you sure, I'll go pick him up.

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Speaker 1: I love this time. It's a good momentor it's sexy

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's definitely an interesting time in my life.

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Speaker 4: Oh that's a good story.

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Speaker 2: Well look, hopefully you can tell some friends. Maybe it's

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Speaker 2: a good it's a good it's a great story.

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Speaker 3: Thanks for coming on, and no worries, thank you.

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Speaker 1: See good day.

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Speaker 4: Oh man.

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Speaker 2: I ship myself, and then the whole story.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know where it was going. I was like,

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Speaker 1: I need to know if you ended up doing it.

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Speaker 5: Please.

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Speaker 1: I love the mental battle, like everyone does something like that.

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Speaker 1: That's relatable, Like she she set herself. But even if

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Speaker 2: It was you could hear her reliving the mental battles

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Speaker 1: And nine times out of ten for any girls listening,

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Speaker 4: No, he is loving it.

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Speaker 1: As soon as he sees some boobs, anything he's kissing,

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Speaker 1: It's so adventurous, it's very very spiry. Get my motorbike

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Speaker 1: We've done in BALI screwed the same premise. I'm sure

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Speaker 2: You're just like going through these hills like view hunting,

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Speaker 2: get to the point where you just such pent up

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Speaker 1: Like I know you kind I kind of want to

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Speaker 2: No, no, that's a good one.

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Speaker 1: Hello, Hello, and welcome to Confession Sessions. How are you

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Speaker 1: going good?

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Speaker 5: How are you?

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Speaker 1: I am great? I'm joining with Jake on my right.

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Speaker 4: Hello. Hi.

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Speaker 1: First things first is would you like to be anonymous

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Speaker 1: for the story? I don't care, you don't care.

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Speaker 4: I kind of like it when I don't.

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Speaker 6: You want to use your real name or not, you

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Speaker 6: can call me in and.

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Speaker 1: What a beautiful name. And next question is what would

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Speaker 1: you title your story?

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Speaker 6: Car se conundrum?

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Speaker 1: Se conundrum? Okay, take it from the top and we're

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Speaker 6: Okay, amazing. So back during COVID, I used to do

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Speaker 1: What pre workout do you take?

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Speaker 6: Oh god, I have no idea. It was three years ago.

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Speaker 6: I did my whole gym workout with my trainer. We

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Speaker 6: But we were at a random park. I didn't have

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Speaker 6: just like like at home, I'll make it. I was

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Speaker 3: Yes, very absorbent, that's the word.

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Speaker 5: Yes.

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Speaker 6: I'm like driving home and I'm literally pulling into my

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Speaker 6: a leader of water.

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Speaker 7: It was.

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Speaker 6: It wasn't like a little bit, it was like the

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Speaker 1: No house makes it so much worse.

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Speaker 6: I was literally ten minutes gets better, or it gets better,

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Speaker 6: It gets better. Yeah, So I go inside and I like,

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Speaker 6: like my car is going to reak. It was in

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Speaker 6: about to sell my car as well. I was like

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Speaker 6: marking my territory. Yeah, so I drive like the closest

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Speaker 6: like shampoo just the front seat? And he was like, yeah,

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Speaker 6: what are my shampooing out of it? And I was like,

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Speaker 6: it's like urine and he was like, oh, what happened?

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Speaker 6: And I was like, my dog's pete of my front seat.

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Speaker 1: I thought you were about to own after that.

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Speaker 4: But that's also just like the most believable thing too.

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Speaker 9: I don't even have a dog, Like there's no dog

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Speaker 9: hair in here, and me is my car is so spotless.

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Speaker 6: So it was just like a literally just a pie seat.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Did I want to know if it's saying because you

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Speaker 2: said you were super hydrated so sometimes that I had

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Speaker 1: To ask to as a girl, like as a guy.

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Speaker 1: We've talked about it before on the pod. When you've

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Speaker 1: got to go, you got to go and we'll pull

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Speaker 7: Somewhere, you know what.

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Speaker 6: I actually thought about doing it at the park, but

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Speaker 6: my trainer was still there with his next client. I

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Speaker 6: was like, I can't like pop a squad behind a tree.

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Speaker 6: I'm just going to leg it home.

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Speaker 3: And it betrayed me.

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Speaker 6: My bladder betrayed me.

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Speaker 4: That is so annoying.

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Speaker 2: Like as a dude, if it was like bad enough,

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Speaker 2: I even would have just said in my train and like, hey,

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Speaker 2: like I lived ten minutes away and I got to go.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I'm just gonna go pee on this like

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Speaker 2: because a guy. It's like, I don't know, it's kind

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Speaker 2: of like guys are gross.

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Speaker 4: They pee standing up. It's easy. Blah blah blah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: I wish you guys could just go do that without

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Speaker 4: even thinking about it.

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Speaker 2: We she we, But who's going to carry around like what?

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Speaker 6: I feel like you talked about it before, like in

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Speaker 6: the other when you go to go, you gotta go definitely.

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Speaker 1: Know of the stories. Keep the.

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Speaker 6: Guys get sponsored and we can all get a discount.

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Speaker 1: Let's let's look up. I would love that. Thanks for

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Speaker 6: Thanks so much. For having me guys. Awesome.

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Speaker 2: I love that it was like, it's so believable that

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Speaker 4: It is such a good way to.

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Speaker 1: Just get out of it. Yeah, I know, And I

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Speaker 2: She just put it out on it or something, But

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Speaker 2: like a couple of towers down and like an absorbent seat.

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Speaker 2: Maybe it's like you're going to get to a point

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Speaker 4: It would have smelled so bad. But I assume she

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Speaker 2: I'd fucking replace the seat lineup. I'd take it back

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Speaker 2: to because she said it was a rab four. I'd

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Speaker 2: take it a tweeter and be like, please please take it.

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Speaker 2: You can, like I don't know, you can also just

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Speaker 2: like fucking spray it with this stuff. I've had fish

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Speaker 2: smell in my car before because I went with fishing

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Speaker 4: In the bait bag.

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Speaker 2: This fish juice fucking was all in the back carpet

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Speaker 2: and it's I've never smelled anything like that in my

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Speaker 2: life because it was summer as well, like you cart

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Speaker 2: and it works for a well right, very good. Hello, Hello, Hello,

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Speaker 2: welcome to Confession Sessions.

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Speaker 4: How are you going?

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Speaker 5: I am going you defuly Actually that is very good.

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Speaker 1: Oh you just woke up?

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Speaker 3: How good?

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Speaker 4: Perfect time, perfect timing. I'm here with Addie.

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Speaker 1: Thanks for coming on.

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Speaker 5: Hello, how are you?

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Speaker 1: I'm great, I'm great.

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Speaker 2: I'm excited for your story. He woke up not too

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Speaker 2: long ago as well. He went to play last night,

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Speaker 1: Okay. We would like to start this off by asking

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Speaker 5: I mean I don't mind it all.

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Speaker 2: Okay, cool, Well, welcome Katie, Hi, welcome to the show.

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Speaker 2: Now I reached out to you for this one. I

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Speaker 2: read your submission and now I would call this a

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Speaker 2: as you put it, a poorly planned vomit.

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Speaker 9: Oh yeah, it's kind of a spin off.

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Speaker 5: If you got to go, you've got to go.

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Speaker 4: Semi yeah, out of the out of the oral section.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, just different.

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Speaker 1: So take it from the top. Paint us a picture.

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Speaker 2: We want to be there with you, We want to

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Speaker 2: feel sick with you, and don't leave anything out.

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Speaker 5: All right, this is just it wasn't a typical night out.

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Speaker 5: So this is the end of the netball season and

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Speaker 5: me and all my team were doing this competition. So

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Speaker 5: essentially we saw on TikTok this competition where you are

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Speaker 5: of wine between the two of you before you're allowed

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Speaker 5: to speak to each other. Oh, so I've just arrived

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Speaker 5: at Price, you know, I'm all sold up and everything.

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Speaker 5: Probably haven't had much to eat, that's probably my dad,

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Speaker 5: but we are. So the prize for winning this competition

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Speaker 5: just absolutely went for it. I chugged and I chugged,

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Speaker 5: the team, they'd chosen like sparkling wine, and I'm like,

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Speaker 5: you guys, you really didn't do your research, Like you

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Speaker 5: really need some mescato here would so much? Anyways, So

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Speaker 5: me and my friend, we want free drinks all night.

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Speaker 3: And I was like absolutely, Stokes, like, we're in.

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Speaker 5: For a big one. So we go out to this pub.

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Speaker 5: It's like just a big one in Brisbane, and there's

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Speaker 5: great time, and you know, I'm on the wine of course, so.

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Speaker 4: So you stayed on the wines.

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Speaker 5: Couple of wines and then I just like switched to

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Speaker 5: I like bumped into him because we'd been snapping for

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Speaker 5: like talking about that and you know we should. One

444
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:43,280
Speaker 5: thing leads to another and we have great nights.

445
00:23:46,440 --> 00:23:46,719
Speaker 3: You know.

446
00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:48,280
Speaker 5: The short short.

447
00:23:48,320 --> 00:23:51,159
Speaker 3: They really know how to use it that.

448
00:23:53,080 --> 00:24:03,440
Speaker 5: As yeah, exactly, I say. I told my Friendsis the

449
00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:06,200
Speaker 5: morning after when I was like, the two short guys

450
00:24:06,200 --> 00:24:08,440
Speaker 5: that I've gotten with have been like the top two,

451
00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:12,520
Speaker 5: I would say, really no, like actually, because they have

452
00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:23,720
Speaker 5: to conference, they have to compensate, so it's kind of

453
00:24:23,760 --> 00:24:28,760
Speaker 5: besides to point. So really had a lovely night. In

454
00:24:28,840 --> 00:24:31,800
Speaker 5: the morning, we're still chatting, still flirting, like conversation is

455
00:24:31,840 --> 00:24:36,000
Speaker 5: still flowing, and like, damn, like this guy, like he's

456
00:24:36,119 --> 00:24:39,960
Speaker 5: kind of fun to be around. Sou's awesome. So he's like,

457
00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:44,320
Speaker 5: you know, can I drop you home? Because I look

458
00:24:44,560 --> 00:24:47,000
Speaker 5: fifteen minutes away. And I was like, oh, like you

459
00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:49,240
Speaker 5: don't have to. He's like, no, no, like I'll drop

460
00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:52,040
Speaker 5: you home like all good. So I was like, oh,

461
00:24:52,040 --> 00:24:55,120
Speaker 5: that's quite nice of you. So he dropped me home

462
00:24:55,880 --> 00:25:01,000
Speaker 5: and I'm helping the car and the first extremely hungover

463
00:25:01,080 --> 00:25:03,720
Speaker 5: by the way, I thought I was kind of implied.

464
00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:07,840
Speaker 5: But so he goes around the first corner and he's

465
00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:11,400
Speaker 5: sort of one of those drivers where it's like it's

466
00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:13,840
Speaker 5: like he doesn't know that there's a passenger in his car,

467
00:25:13,960 --> 00:25:17,600
Speaker 5: and I'm like being flung around. It's not a game

468
00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:23,239
Speaker 5: of corners here, you know. He's like, yeah, you know,

469
00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:36,360
Speaker 5: the ground solely just so I was like, oh, like well,

470
00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:46,760
Speaker 5: let's just like float down like a rodeo. I was like, oh,

471
00:25:46,800 --> 00:25:49,560
Speaker 5: I was like, let's just slow it down it because

472
00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:52,840
Speaker 5: I was just scared that's something no, it might happen.

473
00:25:54,880 --> 00:25:58,439
Speaker 5: And he's like okay, and he slows it down a

474
00:25:58,440 --> 00:26:02,280
Speaker 5: little bit, like not that much. So we get back

475
00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:05,280
Speaker 5: to my house and we're just saying like ow, goodbye

476
00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:08,400
Speaker 5: is give each other like a little hug, a little peck,

477
00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:10,440
Speaker 5: like oh, when will I see you next? It's going

478
00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:15,639
Speaker 5: to date, you know, like really positive stuff. And I'm

479
00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:21,040
Speaker 5: like really feeling like that there's something is just going

480
00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:25,719
Speaker 5: to come out, like I just I don't know, I

481
00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:29,159
Speaker 5: stood up too fast and just I just feel this

482
00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:31,720
Speaker 5: irruption of something in my stomach and I'm like really

483
00:26:31,760 --> 00:26:34,879
Speaker 5: trying to wrap up the conversation here. So I'm like

484
00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:37,639
Speaker 5: stop talking to me, like okay, bye, I'm going to

485
00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:40,159
Speaker 5: get out the cars like because I'm like I'm just

486
00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:42,919
Speaker 5: going to try and make it inside before you know,

487
00:26:43,320 --> 00:26:49,480
Speaker 5: the inevitable happens. So he's like giving me a hug

488
00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:52,840
Speaker 5: with goodbye, and I'm like, I don't go in for

489
00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:55,000
Speaker 5: the hug because I'm like, if I go into the

490
00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:58,280
Speaker 5: hubby that way, I'm not making it to the window

491
00:26:58,359 --> 00:27:02,680
Speaker 5: in time. So I just like I'm like okay, by

492
00:27:03,440 --> 00:27:08,160
Speaker 5: I open the door and super tactically like hop out

493
00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:11,639
Speaker 5: with my head first because I'm like, I don't know

494
00:27:11,720 --> 00:27:14,040
Speaker 5: what's going to happen right now, Like I just feel

495
00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:17,520
Speaker 5: so sick. I hop out and like you know the

496
00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:20,400
Speaker 5: feeling when you stand up too fast and it just

497
00:27:20,560 --> 00:27:25,600
Speaker 5: falls like comes out of you. So I open the

498
00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:29,200
Speaker 5: door and I stand up like one foot on the ground,

499
00:27:29,240 --> 00:27:32,000
Speaker 5: one foot still in the car, and I like just

500
00:27:32,119 --> 00:27:36,439
Speaker 5: throw up my brains out on the sidewalk. I'm like,

501
00:27:36,760 --> 00:27:40,199
Speaker 5: oh my god, this is so embarrassing, So let's not

502
00:27:40,320 --> 00:27:42,800
Speaker 5: out of the car. Let's throw up outside of the car.

503
00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:50,520
Speaker 5: And then I stand up fully grow up again, like

504
00:27:50,640 --> 00:27:54,760
Speaker 5: on the dirt outside of my house. And then I finish,

505
00:27:54,960 --> 00:27:58,040
Speaker 5: and I'm like, you know, tears running down my eyes,

506
00:27:58,240 --> 00:28:01,040
Speaker 5: and I like pop my head back here and I

507
00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:03,600
Speaker 5: was like, I'm I was like, what do you say?

508
00:28:03,920 --> 00:28:07,760
Speaker 5: I was like, I'm so sorry, Like that's so not me,

509
00:28:08,160 --> 00:28:11,679
Speaker 5: like I'm usually not this song because I was like

510
00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:14,520
Speaker 5: I'm so sorry, that's really gross, Like I mean to

511
00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:18,159
Speaker 5: do that. He was like, oh, it's okay. He was

512
00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:21,320
Speaker 5: just like oh, I was like going for a hug after,

513
00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:32,800
Speaker 5: like next to his car, and I was like, oh bye,

514
00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:41,240
Speaker 5: was like shot this all so embarrassing. Community Yeah. Actually

515
00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:43,400
Speaker 5: I sent him a message. I was like, oh, I

516
00:28:43,560 --> 00:28:45,440
Speaker 5: just wanted to say again, like I'm so sorry, like

517
00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:47,280
Speaker 5: I actually had a really good night and I'd love

518
00:28:47,320 --> 00:28:50,560
Speaker 5: to see you again, And he like replied really positively, like.

519
00:28:52,120 --> 00:28:54,640
Speaker 2: Again, I will quickly would like to point out I

520
00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:57,120
Speaker 2: would love to hear that he apologized for driving like

521
00:28:57,120 --> 00:28:57,680
Speaker 2: a maniac.

522
00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:02,720
Speaker 7: No, did he not say anything about that.

523
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:04,440
Speaker 1: You popped your head back in. I would have been

524
00:29:04,480 --> 00:29:08,400
Speaker 1: like I told you to slow down. I get cassick.

525
00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:12,480
Speaker 1: Cassick set that, you know.

526
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:15,600
Speaker 9: I was like, I'm so sorry, like I drunk.

527
00:29:15,280 --> 00:29:22,440
Speaker 5: A whole bottle of wine. Anyways, Yeah, we ended up

528
00:29:22,480 --> 00:29:24,880
Speaker 5: going on a date and like it was nice, it

529
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:29,400
Speaker 5: was bloody, but like I don't know, I haven't really

530
00:29:29,480 --> 00:29:32,320
Speaker 5: I haven't seen him again after that date. Okay, fair enough,

531
00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:35,560
Speaker 5: Like it just fizzled out, you know, which is just fun.

532
00:29:35,680 --> 00:29:36,280
Speaker 4: What can you do?

533
00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:38,360
Speaker 1: Didn't seehim again? Because it's five eight.

534
00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:44,400
Speaker 5: Look, I very happened to have a pretty house. Is

535
00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:46,760
Speaker 5: this so I don't know. I might have to lie

536
00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:47,800
Speaker 5: up a bit of a rock.

537
00:29:48,080 --> 00:30:00,800
Speaker 7: That for Jake.

538
00:30:00,960 --> 00:30:04,000
Speaker 5: Don't don't be afraid to admit that you're under six foot.

539
00:30:09,360 --> 00:30:10,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, lean into it, Jake.

540
00:30:12,320 --> 00:30:15,520
Speaker 2: Wh Okay, it's really funny.

541
00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:18,800
Speaker 1: Do you know so Harry from Blues and Greens he's

542
00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:19,480
Speaker 1: been on the pop before.

543
00:30:19,520 --> 00:30:22,000
Speaker 4: Do you remember him? Yeah, yesterday he.

544
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:25,120
Speaker 2: Sent me something about like a girl given a short

545
00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:26,440
Speaker 2: king a chance and he sent it to me and

546
00:30:26,480 --> 00:30:28,600
Speaker 2: he was like sorry in advance, and I sent him

547
00:30:28,600 --> 00:30:29,840
Speaker 2: a voice message and I was like.

548
00:30:30,080 --> 00:30:32,360
Speaker 1: You know what, I'm kind of like, really, I'm going to.

549
00:30:32,440 --> 00:30:34,760
Speaker 2: Lean into this whole like I'm under six foot thing

550
00:30:34,840 --> 00:30:37,920
Speaker 2: because I've had two separate instances Harry did it when

551
00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:40,080
Speaker 2: I first saw him the first time, and then someone

552
00:30:40,160 --> 00:30:43,000
Speaker 2: else at two separate instances of people saying, oh, you're actually.

553
00:30:42,680 --> 00:30:45,720
Speaker 1: Taller than I thought, and that's like the biggest ego boost.

554
00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:48,680
Speaker 1: It would be way worse. It would be way worse.

555
00:30:48,440 --> 00:30:50,320
Speaker 2: If people if you were going Jake's actually like so

556
00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:51,920
Speaker 2: tall and then they see me and they go, well,

557
00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:52,440
Speaker 2: you're way.

558
00:30:52,320 --> 00:30:52,760
Speaker 1: Shorter than I.

559
00:30:56,640 --> 00:30:59,480
Speaker 5: Okay, this thing is like anything taller than me is

560
00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:07,760
Speaker 5: like fall enough, like, really fine, coming coming from a

561
00:31:07,760 --> 00:31:12,240
Speaker 5: five and a half, sorry, coming from a five eight

562
00:31:12,320 --> 00:31:12,880
Speaker 5: and a half.

563
00:31:13,760 --> 00:31:15,800
Speaker 1: I'll take it. Yeah, I'll take it. Lead it.

564
00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:17,680
Speaker 4: Thank you very much, thanks for coming on.

565
00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:23,840
Speaker 1: Great, thank you. Oh man, what a champ.

566
00:31:24,440 --> 00:31:27,360
Speaker 2: Fucking I'll tell you the story that you've spun to

567
00:31:27,440 --> 00:31:28,320
Speaker 2: the listener's mate.

568
00:31:33,360 --> 00:31:37,200
Speaker 1: Fucking I'm the writer of our book, mate, But you're

569
00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:39,720
Speaker 1: setting me up for just compliments, which is nice.

570
00:31:39,920 --> 00:31:42,480
Speaker 4: But also you meant to do that. You meant to

571
00:31:42,520 --> 00:31:42,840
Speaker 4: do that.

572
00:31:43,840 --> 00:31:46,640
Speaker 1: No, I've unconsciously done it because I'm so much bigger

573
00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:49,680
Speaker 1: than you. Like if I make you look small, even

574
00:31:49,720 --> 00:31:51,440
Speaker 1: though you are quite tall for a mile, I just

575
00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:55,720
Speaker 1: make you look small. I can't do anything about it. Man,

576
00:31:55,720 --> 00:31:56,160
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.

577
00:31:56,320 --> 00:31:59,720
Speaker 2: Was that an admission that I'm so much bigger? Clock

578
00:32:00,120 --> 00:32:02,360
Speaker 2: you are quite tall for a male? Yeah, like over

579
00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:04,680
Speaker 2: five five, over five a like. I'm not putting you

580
00:32:04,720 --> 00:32:06,920
Speaker 2: in the five eight category like you released over five

581
00:32:06,920 --> 00:32:09,560
Speaker 2: to ten. I'll give you that quote, Audie Clark.

582
00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:10,560
Speaker 4: I'm putting that in a Facebook group.

583
00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:25,800
Speaker 1: Hello. Hello, Hello, welcome to confession session. How are you going?

584
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:27,440
Speaker 5: I'm good?

585
00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:27,800
Speaker 7: How are you?

586
00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:31,200
Speaker 1: I am great? I'm here with Jake's alo Jake. Hello,

587
00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:32,440
Speaker 1: thanks for coming on.

588
00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:35,360
Speaker 5: Of course, of course, first.

589
00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:37,400
Speaker 1: Things first is would you like to be anonymous?

590
00:32:38,760 --> 00:32:41,400
Speaker 9: Oh no, it's fine, let's go.

591
00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:44,800
Speaker 1: Your name is spelt cool, it's Haley.

592
00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:47,120
Speaker 9: Assume it's pronounced Hallie.

593
00:32:47,160 --> 00:32:48,080
Speaker 5: Actually Halle.

594
00:32:48,640 --> 00:32:50,520
Speaker 1: I like that. That's really cool. And where are you

595
00:32:50,600 --> 00:32:52,840
Speaker 1: calling from? My detective little accent there.

596
00:32:54,960 --> 00:32:57,520
Speaker 9: I'm from Canada. I'm currently living in Banks.

597
00:32:57,320 --> 00:33:00,000
Speaker 1: For Oh nice.

598
00:32:59,840 --> 00:33:01,960
Speaker 4: My mom is in Kamloops.

599
00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:03,480
Speaker 5: Oh sick.

600
00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:04,760
Speaker 9: I was just there last weekend.

601
00:33:04,760 --> 00:33:07,320
Speaker 4: Actually cool. Yeah, that's my Jake by the way, saying that.

602
00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:13,200
Speaker 1: Okay, And next question is what would you title your

603
00:33:13,280 --> 00:33:14,120
Speaker 1: story if you had to?

604
00:33:19,680 --> 00:33:21,600
Speaker 9: Honestly, I don't know.

605
00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:25,640
Speaker 1: You can call whatever you want, the Adventures of Alley.

606
00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:29,520
Speaker 9: Adventures of Alley works great, we'll go with that.

607
00:33:30,120 --> 00:33:32,280
Speaker 1: Okay. The floor is yours, taken from the top of

608
00:33:32,320 --> 00:33:33,280
Speaker 1: me and Jack will interact.

609
00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:34,600
Speaker 5: Okay.

610
00:33:34,840 --> 00:33:38,000
Speaker 9: So a couple of years back, I was in a

611
00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:43,240
Speaker 9: little bit of a relationship and I had I have

612
00:33:43,320 --> 00:33:46,320
Speaker 9: a yearly thing where I'll get my hair dyed. Okay,

613
00:33:47,760 --> 00:33:52,959
Speaker 9: that's good, just a fun thing for myself. Color, no

614
00:33:53,120 --> 00:33:55,560
Speaker 9: different colors like the first time I did, like, just

615
00:33:55,560 --> 00:33:57,400
Speaker 9: like a couple of streaks of pink in my hair.

616
00:33:58,240 --> 00:34:03,480
Speaker 9: The next year. Yeah, this, but this particular year, I decided,

617
00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:06,600
Speaker 9: like two months before that I was going to dye

618
00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:07,560
Speaker 9: all my hair blue.

619
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:09,919
Speaker 1: Cool, what what are we talking?

620
00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:14,200
Speaker 5: A little darker, a.

621
00:34:14,160 --> 00:34:22,239
Speaker 9: Little darker blue. I'm seeing you're seeing it? And but

622
00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:24,200
Speaker 9: I had I have a boyfriend at the time, and

623
00:34:24,360 --> 00:34:26,399
Speaker 9: we played on the same ice hockey team.

624
00:34:26,680 --> 00:34:28,200
Speaker 1: Cool, this is such a Canadian story.

625
00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:31,120
Speaker 3: I know what I'm saying.

626
00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:35,080
Speaker 9: I'm kind of like but as and like I had

627
00:34:35,120 --> 00:34:37,600
Speaker 9: mentioned it to my team. I'm like, hey, guys, I'm

628
00:34:37,640 --> 00:34:40,920
Speaker 9: gonna dye my hair, but I didn't say what colors.

629
00:34:40,920 --> 00:34:43,000
Speaker 5: Cool, didn't mention.

630
00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:45,239
Speaker 9: The color because I wanted to surprise like my best

631
00:34:45,239 --> 00:34:48,960
Speaker 9: friend who was also on the team. And so we

632
00:34:49,040 --> 00:34:51,320
Speaker 9: go to this turn it was okay, So contact I

633
00:34:51,320 --> 00:34:53,439
Speaker 9: get it done at a certain tournament every year because

634
00:34:53,440 --> 00:34:56,239
Speaker 9: I go to the tournament every year. So it just

635
00:34:56,280 --> 00:34:57,799
Speaker 9: happened to be in a bigger city where I can

636
00:34:57,800 --> 00:35:01,960
Speaker 9: go get my hair dye, hair dyed. And basically I

637
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:05,840
Speaker 9: had I had like his team had gotten out like

638
00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:08,319
Speaker 9: a day before mine, so I was still playing while

639
00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:10,759
Speaker 9: his team was gone. I play on a different team

640
00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:13,960
Speaker 9: for this tournaments. A whole whole other story, and.

641
00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:18,560
Speaker 1: I have a dumb question. Boys and girls different.

642
00:35:20,239 --> 00:35:23,040
Speaker 9: In my opinion, Yeah, I grew up playing boys hockey.

643
00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:26,320
Speaker 9: It's a lot more physical for the boys, while with girls,

644
00:35:26,360 --> 00:35:30,000
Speaker 9: in my opinion, it's a little more strategic and team based.

645
00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:32,600
Speaker 1: Makes sense yet, okay?

646
00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:36,360
Speaker 9: Yeah, And so basically I was I think I was

647
00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:39,719
Speaker 9: like having dinner with my family or something like we

648
00:35:39,719 --> 00:35:41,080
Speaker 9: were going out, and then all of a sudden, I

649
00:35:41,080 --> 00:35:43,719
Speaker 9: get this text message and he goes, hey, guess what

650
00:35:43,760 --> 00:35:48,040
Speaker 9: I just did. And I'm like thinking, I'm like, what

651
00:35:48,040 --> 00:35:49,879
Speaker 9: what could he have done? I'm like, I don't know,

652
00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:52,719
Speaker 9: like and he goes and he's then he decides it's like, wait,

653
00:35:53,480 --> 00:35:56,360
Speaker 9: you'll see on Monday when we go back to school.

654
00:35:56,440 --> 00:35:58,799
Speaker 9: Cause you go back to school on Monday. I was like,

655
00:35:59,320 --> 00:35:59,920
Speaker 9: so I would take.

656
00:36:01,840 --> 00:36:03,399
Speaker 3: He's like, guess what I did, and I'm like.

657
00:36:03,520 --> 00:36:06,560
Speaker 7: I don't know. I was like, what's you do?

658
00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:08,400
Speaker 9: And he goes, wait, I'm gonna I'm gonna show you

659
00:36:08,440 --> 00:36:11,080
Speaker 9: on Monday, and I'm like okay. So then the next

660
00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:13,960
Speaker 9: day I will get my hair dyed blue. And let

661
00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:16,160
Speaker 9: me say, every time I've died my hair, that was

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Speaker 9: my favorite. But I will never dye my hair blue

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Speaker 9: again because of this. Okay, So I comment to school

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Speaker 9: the next day with my beautiful long blue hair, showing

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Speaker 9: it off to the world, having a fun time with

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Speaker 9: my class, right right.

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Speaker 3: And I don't see him.

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Speaker 9: I don't see him right away. And first thing in

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Speaker 9: the morning when I get to school, I see him

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Speaker 9: like like two hours later.

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Speaker 7: Okay, and this guy whoa whoa, whoa.

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Speaker 1: Whoa, whoa whoah Jack. Sorry, mate, have you seen the time?

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Speaker 4: Mate? I have been looking at the time.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I'm sorry. We've accidentally booked way too many people

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Speaker 1: are forced confession sessions. What are we gonna do? We

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Speaker 1: can't not give it to him. We can even cut

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Speaker 1: it short here or continue on Wednesday.

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Speaker 3: What do you want to do?

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Speaker 4: I think we give him two episodes of confessions.

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Speaker 1: I think so too.

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Speaker 4: We've got to give it to him.

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Speaker 1: So, everybody listening, if you want to hear the end

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Speaker 1: of this story and a couple more juicy ones we

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Speaker 1: have lined up, come back on Wednesday to hear the

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Speaker 1: rest of confession sessions. And there may or may not

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Speaker 1: be one from yours truly. Yeah, Jake tells one that

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Speaker 1: he's been keeping from me for years. I'm already I

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Speaker 1: don't know. I don't even know if I want to

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Speaker 1: keep it in there, but I've got to give it

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Speaker 1: to you.

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Speaker 4: Yeah I have.

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Speaker 2: That's the first time I've ever said any of those

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Speaker 2: words out loud of what happened to me or what

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Speaker 2: I did, and I was god smacked