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Speaker 1: Me Out. We have our regular your fave guest, your

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Speaker 1: It's sadly because it's easy, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 1: Like you're accessible to me, you live with me, you

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Speaker 1: tickling competitions and stuff, and there's this like a tickle fetish. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: But why the fuck is Selena Goma is as famous

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Speaker 1: Smiley's children, Yeah, well cool, Marla Cyrus went weird. Miley

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Speaker 1: someone's jealous. Okay, Selena Gramma's Isolada vocals change. Sure, Wait,

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Speaker 1: Jesse McCartney. I was like, that's the sluttiest thing ever. Well,

420
00:20:58,080 --> 00:21:02,480
Speaker 1: it's not about that, so you freak Yeah, Okay. When

421
00:21:02,520 --> 00:21:04,760
Speaker 1: I was thirteen, my family went on holiday to Europe

422
00:21:04,760 --> 00:21:08,680
Speaker 1: with a couple of other families. Lucky, my sister was

423
00:21:08,720 --> 00:21:10,520
Speaker 1: fifteen and the oldest out of all the kids. I

424
00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:13,600
Speaker 1: was second oldest. I was quite bitchy and would exclude

425
00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:15,119
Speaker 1: her when hanging out with the other kids because I

426
00:21:15,119 --> 00:21:19,960
Speaker 1: thought she was too old. That's funny, too old, that's

427
00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:22,359
Speaker 1: kind of crazy. As usually people want to hang out

428
00:21:22,359 --> 00:21:24,720
Speaker 1: with the oldest sibling. Yeah, usually it's the reverse. Yeah,

429
00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:26,840
Speaker 1: the reverse. For me, it's like, you don't want to

430
00:21:26,880 --> 00:21:28,879
Speaker 1: hang out with the younger kids. Yeah, But like if

431
00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:30,760
Speaker 1: they were all thirteen and then there was this one

432
00:21:30,920 --> 00:21:33,480
Speaker 1: or fifteen, now, fifteen year old would have been cool.

433
00:21:33,680 --> 00:21:37,560
Speaker 1: I was cool, cooler than I was, I'll give you that. Yeah.

434
00:21:37,720 --> 00:21:39,440
Speaker 1: In one of our travel days, we were flying out

435
00:21:39,480 --> 00:21:41,240
Speaker 1: of Turkey and I went to get my mini iPad

436
00:21:41,280 --> 00:21:43,639
Speaker 1: and realized it was gone. I started freaking out and

437
00:21:43,680 --> 00:21:45,600
Speaker 1: told my sister I'd left it behind and begged her

438
00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:47,760
Speaker 1: not to tell our parents because they'd kill me. So

439
00:21:47,880 --> 00:21:49,359
Speaker 1: the whole rest of the trip I hid from my

440
00:21:49,440 --> 00:21:52,480
Speaker 1: parents that I'd lost my iPad. Anyway, it's a month later,

441
00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:54,720
Speaker 1: it's my birthday and my sister gives me my present.

442
00:21:54,920 --> 00:21:57,760
Speaker 1: It's my mini iPad. She's stolen it from me, has

443
00:21:57,760 --> 00:21:59,440
Speaker 1: punishment for me being a bitch and kept it the

444
00:21:59,480 --> 00:22:01,680
Speaker 1: whole holiday and then gifted it back to me for

445
00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:06,359
Speaker 1: my bad day. I loved that. Yeah, that's amazing. She

446
00:22:06,480 --> 00:22:08,560
Speaker 1: had fully comforted me when I was crying about losing

447
00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:11,359
Speaker 1: it and never said a word. That's that okay psychopathic behavior,

448
00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:14,720
Speaker 1: But I love it. Then it's like, well, you have

449
00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:16,439
Speaker 1: to kind of comfort to keep it for lie, otherwise

450
00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:19,200
Speaker 1: you can't like, oh, by the way I have it. Yeah. No,

451
00:22:19,359 --> 00:22:20,840
Speaker 1: she did what she had to do, and that that

452
00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:22,880
Speaker 1: smug look in her face when that chick was unwrapping,

453
00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:26,240
Speaker 1: I mean it would have been golden. Even worse, she

454
00:22:26,440 --> 00:22:28,880
Speaker 1: screen recorded all my really weird TikTok drafts and sent

455
00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:34,280
Speaker 1: them to her friends. You know what, that's fuck. That's bullying. Yeah, bully.

456
00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:38,520
Speaker 1: But if you're going to exclude your siblings siblings, you

457
00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:43,119
Speaker 1: ignore me. No, I didn't know much exclude you. I

458
00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:46,200
Speaker 1: did not fucking exclude you. Whatever. Honestly props her for

459
00:22:46,320 --> 00:22:47,840
Speaker 1: keeping up the life as so long. It's not even

460
00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:49,520
Speaker 1: the worst thing she's done to it as punishment. I

461
00:22:49,560 --> 00:22:53,520
Speaker 1: think that's a good, easy kind of harm, Like no

462
00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:57,280
Speaker 1: one's I like it. Yeah, it's well thought out and

463
00:22:57,600 --> 00:23:02,360
Speaker 1: well executed. Yeah, Hi, Izzy, and Riley love you both

464
00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:05,159
Speaker 1: so so much. See was that cocky for me to

465
00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:10,400
Speaker 1: bry that out? No, because I'm involved, Oh bitch, I'm

466
00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:12,480
Speaker 1: the oldest out of my siblings. So this isn't something

467
00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:14,600
Speaker 1: a sibling lied to me about. It's something I lied

468
00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:17,040
Speaker 1: about to my little sister. I was eight at the

469
00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:19,520
Speaker 1: time and my sister was about five, And you know

470
00:23:19,720 --> 00:23:22,399
Speaker 1: the classic telling your sibling their adopted story. Well, I

471
00:23:22,440 --> 00:23:24,440
Speaker 1: thought I'd switch it up and tell my sister that

472
00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:27,400
Speaker 1: I was adopted instead. I walked into her room, sat

473
00:23:27,440 --> 00:23:29,080
Speaker 1: in the end of her bed, acting all serious and

474
00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:32,160
Speaker 1: sad fully committed to making it believable, and I say, look,

475
00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:34,359
Speaker 1: there's something I need to tell you. Mom, Dad and

476
00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:36,640
Speaker 1: I have kept this from me for a while. I'm adopted.

477
00:23:37,160 --> 00:23:38,800
Speaker 1: Then I proceeded to tell her that I'm from another

478
00:23:38,840 --> 00:23:40,680
Speaker 1: country and make up this whole backstory of how I

479
00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:44,080
Speaker 1: got to Australia. She looks at me and starts absolutely sobbing, saying,

480
00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:46,400
Speaker 1: so you're not my real sister, and cries even more.

481
00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:50,320
Speaker 1: That would be like heartbreaking at a young age. Absolutely now,

482
00:23:50,359 --> 00:23:53,720
Speaker 1: I couldn't fucking get less. After about ten minutes of

483
00:23:53,760 --> 00:23:55,240
Speaker 1: watching a ball, her eyes out I felt bad and

484
00:23:55,320 --> 00:23:57,879
Speaker 1: started to fess up. She instantly stopped crying and was

485
00:23:57,920 --> 00:24:00,399
Speaker 1: happy again. I've never seen a mood change so in

486
00:24:00,520 --> 00:24:02,840
Speaker 1: my life. I begged her not sell mom and Dad

487
00:24:02,880 --> 00:24:04,399
Speaker 1: because I knew I'd get in trouble. And it was

488
00:24:04,480 --> 00:24:07,200
Speaker 1: definitely validating knowing she cared so much that I wasn't

489
00:24:07,240 --> 00:24:10,600
Speaker 1: a real sister for a hot minute at least fair,

490
00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:13,000
Speaker 1: that would be validating. Yeah, you know how you just said,

491
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:15,240
Speaker 1: I've never seen a mood change so quick. Yeah, it

492
00:24:15,359 --> 00:24:20,119
Speaker 1: reminded me of We watched this documentary The Perfect Neighbor,

493
00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:24,720
Speaker 1: and I don't want to spoil it, but like there's

494
00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:27,920
Speaker 1: a phone call like towards the end when something happens,

495
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,240
Speaker 1: and like there's a lady like balling her fucking eyes out,

496
00:24:30,280 --> 00:24:33,840
Speaker 1: and within like a fucking split second, she's like furious again.

497
00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:35,400
Speaker 1: And it's like you could tell that, like her crying

498
00:24:35,520 --> 00:24:38,160
Speaker 1: was a complete bullshit, you know what I mean, People

499
00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:39,800
Speaker 1: are crazy when they do that shit. Like you could

500
00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:42,199
Speaker 1: see instantly we were listening to that fucking phone call

501
00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:44,840
Speaker 1: and we were all like, she's nuts. It's good, it's

502
00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:49,760
Speaker 1: very interesting, very sad, really really all body cam footage,

503
00:24:49,760 --> 00:24:52,600
Speaker 1: which initially you think moves quite slowly, and it maybe

504
00:24:52,680 --> 00:24:55,000
Speaker 1: does move quite slowly, but like it's a really no,

505
00:24:55,320 --> 00:25:01,320
Speaker 1: it's really heartbreaking. I don't understand how people can some

506
00:25:01,440 --> 00:25:03,080
Speaker 1: people are really good liars. I don't care how they

507
00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:06,840
Speaker 1: can lie but not feel guilty about it. I think

508
00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:09,040
Speaker 1: that's the part that gets me. Like some people are

509
00:25:09,119 --> 00:25:11,040
Speaker 1: like crissy, like were saying, it's a really impressive liar,

510
00:25:11,119 --> 00:25:13,240
Speaker 1: And I'm like, you could lie about anything and I

511
00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:16,880
Speaker 1: believe you. Yeah, that's always anything she tells me. Yeah,

512
00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:20,200
Speaker 1: but people that lie about to because he's lying about

513
00:25:20,240 --> 00:25:23,960
Speaker 1: funny stuff. That's fun. It's just pranking. She just she's

514
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:29,600
Speaker 1: always pranking. But I'm like, yeah, there are lies. I'm like,

515
00:25:29,640 --> 00:25:31,200
Speaker 1: how did you? How did you keep that up? I

516
00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:33,159
Speaker 1: definitely think there's also difference in lying and just like

517
00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:36,399
Speaker 1: omitting the truth, you know what I mean. Yeah, admitting

518
00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:39,119
Speaker 1: the truth's a lot easier omitting the truth, like not

519
00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:43,240
Speaker 1: what I said, omitting the truth I have done. I'm

520
00:25:43,240 --> 00:25:47,399
Speaker 1: sure we've met other times, but like lying directly is

521
00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:51,440
Speaker 1: like it's scary to me. Hazy. I love the pod

522
00:25:51,960 --> 00:25:54,760
Speaker 1: literally the highlight of my week. Thank you. That's so nice.

523
00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:57,960
Speaker 1: Imagine it being that you're an asshole. You not you.

524
00:25:58,119 --> 00:26:00,600
Speaker 1: You're lovely my sister. When I was young, I'd always

525
00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:02,680
Speaker 1: be at my cousin's house for the school holidays. We'd

526
00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:05,320
Speaker 1: ride our bikes, rollerblades, skateboards, all of it to the

527
00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:08,280
Speaker 1: local wallies and around a suburb. Do you remember rip stix?

528
00:26:09,320 --> 00:26:12,040
Speaker 1: I used to fucking tread on a riptick. No, you

529
00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:15,960
Speaker 1: fucking did it? Yes, into warm bar down the wards driveway.

530
00:26:16,040 --> 00:26:17,720
Speaker 1: I don't think I could use the rips. You could.

531
00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:22,320
Speaker 1: I had better thinking about it because I was a cheerleader. Okay,

532
00:26:22,720 --> 00:26:24,560
Speaker 1: I was a cheerleader too. You were a base I

533
00:26:24,640 --> 00:26:28,280
Speaker 1: found my feet, I found you. See. I found a

534
00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:32,200
Speaker 1: video of us, our cheerleading video when we were both flyers.

535
00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:34,760
Speaker 1: Yeah for what a week for a pyramid before they

536
00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:38,119
Speaker 1: went You're not good. I was the center flyer for

537
00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:39,520
Speaker 1: the pyramid, and then I was at the front of

538
00:26:39,560 --> 00:26:42,040
Speaker 1: the dance for Lemon three when I dropped down to

539
00:26:42,119 --> 00:26:43,600
Speaker 1: your team to help you out because you were missing

540
00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:48,920
Speaker 1: a flyer. That's on. You're talking about whatever the front

541
00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:51,080
Speaker 1: of level three than at the back of level five.

542
00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:54,280
Speaker 1: I was at the front of level five. Yeah, okay, okay, SpongeBob,

543
00:26:55,400 --> 00:26:58,040
Speaker 1: all right, cuttree. She used to call me SpongeBob because

544
00:26:58,040 --> 00:27:01,000
Speaker 1: I don't have hips, like this is just sicily bitchiness,

545
00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:03,480
Speaker 1: but like I've got really like small hips, so like

546
00:27:03,560 --> 00:27:05,359
Speaker 1: I'm a rid of a square. This was when you

547
00:27:06,080 --> 00:27:10,520
Speaker 1: actually looks like spongeb period after being diagnosed with pothiroidism.

548
00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:14,000
Speaker 1: You actual cow anyway, So she would call me SpongeBob,

549
00:27:14,119 --> 00:27:16,040
Speaker 1: which is like so fucking rude because it's like my

550
00:27:16,119 --> 00:27:18,520
Speaker 1: biggest insecurity is that I like have no hips and

551
00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:20,879
Speaker 1: like no waist and I'm just like one big square.

552
00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:25,240
Speaker 1: So she thinks polite SpongeBob. I go, well, fine, you're

553
00:27:25,280 --> 00:27:28,320
Speaker 1: fucking Patrick then, bitch. I wasn't Patrick. I was actually

554
00:27:29,119 --> 00:27:30,760
Speaker 1: I was Patrick for a while there. But no, it's

555
00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:32,600
Speaker 1: because you were yellow as well. That's why we did it.

556
00:27:34,560 --> 00:27:36,840
Speaker 1: For those of you who don't know, I have hypoth iroidism,

557
00:27:37,040 --> 00:27:39,720
Speaker 1: and it's like my thyroid gland was pretty well not

558
00:27:39,880 --> 00:27:42,280
Speaker 1: working for like two years of my life. It was

559
00:27:43,040 --> 00:27:45,280
Speaker 1: prime forming moment. No I know, I didn't. It was

560
00:27:45,359 --> 00:27:47,200
Speaker 1: during year seven and eight, which is like prime like

561
00:27:47,359 --> 00:27:49,679
Speaker 1: growth years, which is why I'm as small as I am,

562
00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:53,920
Speaker 1: like as short as I am. This is why I'm

563
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:57,840
Speaker 1: like paper thick it's why I'm so short. But when

564
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,919
Speaker 1: it was diagnosed, it got diagnosed because I hadn't had

565
00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:02,840
Speaker 1: my period for like eight months and we were like,

566
00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:05,359
Speaker 1: why not got blood tests. Mum called me in the

567
00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:06,879
Speaker 1: middle of my year a class and was like, oh

568
00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:08,680
Speaker 1: my god, you've got this. And it's like I think

569
00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:11,119
Speaker 1: I was. My skin was yellow, I was really puffy.

570
00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:13,320
Speaker 1: I actually have it before and after that's like crazy

571
00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:16,680
Speaker 1: work and I was freezing, like a twenty five degree

572
00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:18,160
Speaker 1: day and I'd be in my blazer and my lips

573
00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:23,240
Speaker 1: are always purple. Like everything that was like normal for me,

574
00:28:23,359 --> 00:28:26,320
Speaker 1: but frustrating and like sucked. Were like solved now by

575
00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:28,560
Speaker 1: this medication that was going to fix my thyroid, So

576
00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:30,240
Speaker 1: I now have it. And it was actually a really

577
00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:32,520
Speaker 1: severe case of it. Like I said, my thorob basically

578
00:28:32,560 --> 00:28:33,840
Speaker 1: didn't work at all for like two years, and she

579
00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:35,240
Speaker 1: said it was like one of the worst cases she's

580
00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:37,920
Speaker 1: ever seen. I'm like, yeah, I know, But I wasn't

581
00:28:38,280 --> 00:28:40,400
Speaker 1: like people with have both irons. You weren't again weight,

582
00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:43,200
Speaker 1: you were just square. But because I exercised so much

583
00:28:43,320 --> 00:28:45,400
Speaker 1: at that young age, I wasn't fat, but I was

584
00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:48,760
Speaker 1: definitely like swollen anyway. So I have to take that

585
00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:50,640
Speaker 1: meds for the rest of my life. And she bullied

586
00:28:50,680 --> 00:28:53,719
Speaker 1: me about not having any hymns, and that's really fun AnyWho,

587
00:28:54,480 --> 00:28:57,880
Speaker 1: I got to make light of it somehow. You actually

588
00:28:57,920 --> 00:28:59,680
Speaker 1: didn't mind at the time when I called you sponge Bob,

589
00:28:59,720 --> 00:29:01,360
Speaker 1: you thought was funny. I didn't think it was funny.

590
00:29:01,360 --> 00:29:03,560
Speaker 1: I was Cindy. I was laughing through the topers. We

591
00:29:03,640 --> 00:29:05,320
Speaker 1: were about twelve or thirteen, and one day I was

592
00:29:05,360 --> 00:29:08,239
Speaker 1: on rollerblades while she was on her green machine, one

593
00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:11,360
Speaker 1: of those loaded the floor bikes with the handles to seer.

594
00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:15,200
Speaker 1: I've never seen one. Oh, I haven't used one yet.

595
00:29:15,240 --> 00:29:17,880
Speaker 1: We weren't cool like that. Yeah, we started noticing this

596
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:20,680
Speaker 1: young guy following us every time we took He did too.

597
00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:23,400
Speaker 1: He was maybe sixteen, on a bike chasing us down

598
00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:25,720
Speaker 1: the street. You would have felt so cool on that

599
00:29:25,880 --> 00:29:27,960
Speaker 1: roll on those rollerblades. I would have felt a dweeb

600
00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:32,160
Speaker 1: if I was on the green machine. Yeah. We were

601
00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:34,000
Speaker 1: shitting at thinking we were going to be abducted and

602
00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:36,920
Speaker 1: sold for body parts. Dramatic, I know. We watched horror

603
00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:40,080
Speaker 1: movie the night before. I thought I knew her neighborhood

604
00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:41,560
Speaker 1: pretty well, so I told her to follow me through

605
00:29:41,560 --> 00:29:43,680
Speaker 1: a short cut in the bushes. Next thing I know,

606
00:29:43,880 --> 00:29:45,280
Speaker 1: I come out of the bush and see her on

607
00:29:45,320 --> 00:29:47,600
Speaker 1: the next block. She must have been zooming to try

608
00:29:47,640 --> 00:29:50,080
Speaker 1: and get away. She goes around the corner too fast,

609
00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:52,400
Speaker 1: ends up doing a three sixty off her green machine,

610
00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:55,280
Speaker 1: scrapes her knees, hands, rips the skin off her big toe.

611
00:29:55,760 --> 00:29:58,560
Speaker 1: I rush over blood everywhere. I was pissing myself laughing

612
00:29:58,600 --> 00:30:00,760
Speaker 1: at it was like in slow motion, her pulling the

613
00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:03,239
Speaker 1: handles like she's in fast and furious, then spinning out

614
00:30:03,240 --> 00:30:05,800
Speaker 1: and eating shit. Safe to say, we escaped the guy

615
00:30:05,880 --> 00:30:08,200
Speaker 1: and never saw him again. Firstly, I wonder why he

616
00:30:08,360 --> 00:30:12,160
Speaker 1: was fucking following creepy. Also, whenever your sibling falls over,

617
00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:14,560
Speaker 1: it's hilarious. Riley fell down the stairs the other day,

618
00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:16,640
Speaker 1: like with a bunch of suplisses, and it was so

619
00:30:16,880 --> 00:30:18,960
Speaker 1: slow motion that I almost had time to get my

620
00:30:19,040 --> 00:30:21,600
Speaker 1: phone out, and it's press record. You would have had

621
00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:25,400
Speaker 1: time to literally run a marathon and still film. She's

622
00:30:25,440 --> 00:30:31,240
Speaker 1: going help, help, and I'm standing there just laughing because

623
00:30:31,320 --> 00:30:33,240
Speaker 1: all of these guys she's holding in front of her

624
00:30:33,280 --> 00:30:35,720
Speaker 1: are falling down with her, and she's trying to keep

625
00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:39,000
Speaker 1: them from spilling all over the floor down onto my knees.

626
00:30:39,120 --> 00:30:42,360
Speaker 1: I was I went skidding like upright, like it wasn't

627
00:30:42,560 --> 00:30:44,600
Speaker 1: like it was like I just fell into my knees

628
00:30:44,640 --> 00:30:46,560
Speaker 1: and I was like doing like this rock and roll

629
00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:52,360
Speaker 1: fucking skis and downstairs and she was help and then

630
00:30:52,440 --> 00:30:53,960
Speaker 1: she was so angry at me were not helping that

631
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:56,080
Speaker 1: she goes, can you pick the bags up? And really

632
00:30:56,120 --> 00:31:02,160
Speaker 1: stressed helpful, Yeah, what am I gonna do? Pick my

633
00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:05,440
Speaker 1: bags up for me? Off, you're panting, Now pick your

634
00:31:05,440 --> 00:31:08,240
Speaker 1: own bags up. It was really really scary, and she'd

635
00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:10,360
Speaker 1: heard herself too, which made it even falling over as

636
00:31:10,360 --> 00:31:13,480
Speaker 1: an adult is so humiliating. It really, even if no

637
00:31:13,560 --> 00:31:16,440
Speaker 1: one sees it, like no, there's nothing worse. Someone you're

638
00:31:16,440 --> 00:31:18,600
Speaker 1: like running up the stairs and you like trip, and

639
00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:21,480
Speaker 1: then everyone hears and goes, did you just trip? And

640
00:31:21,600 --> 00:31:26,040
Speaker 1: you're like no, now you have to admit it. Yeah,

641
00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:29,120
Speaker 1: I do regularly because we like doubled. We've got ustairs

642
00:31:29,160 --> 00:31:30,880
Speaker 1: in our house, so it's like three stories, so we

643
00:31:31,080 --> 00:31:32,400
Speaker 1: like take those stairs two at a time. And I

644
00:31:32,520 --> 00:31:35,840
Speaker 1: treat all the time. If you fall in public by yourself, right,

645
00:31:36,280 --> 00:31:38,760
Speaker 1: and I laugh, Yeah, this is what I'm gonna say,

646
00:31:38,800 --> 00:31:41,200
Speaker 1: what is the most eloquent way to deal with that? No? No, no,

647
00:31:41,560 --> 00:31:45,600
Speaker 1: but yes you can say I laugh, but like that's embarrassing. No,

648
00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:48,080
Speaker 1: it is embarrassing because no one's there, but there are

649
00:31:48,080 --> 00:31:50,120
Speaker 1: people kind of at a distance. You laugh in the

650
00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:52,640
Speaker 1: hopes that if someone else sees you when they're laughing,

651
00:31:52,840 --> 00:31:55,240
Speaker 1: you kind of laughing means like, yeah, that was funny.

652
00:31:55,840 --> 00:31:58,479
Speaker 1: Whereas I think if you just got up, brush yourself off,

653
00:31:58,520 --> 00:32:00,720
Speaker 1: and kept walking with a straight face and people were

654
00:32:00,840 --> 00:32:04,280
Speaker 1: watching you, it's even worse. Do you pretend like I'd

655
00:32:04,320 --> 00:32:07,240
Speaker 1: be like, huh, do I pretend that you're like, oh,

656
00:32:07,440 --> 00:32:10,840
Speaker 1: you know, like like you're like, oh, caught myself, but

657
00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:13,400
Speaker 1: but you don't say caught myself, just like, oh. I

658
00:32:13,520 --> 00:32:15,440
Speaker 1: hope that every one of my listeners is the type

659
00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:17,480
Speaker 1: of person that, if they see someone fall in public,

660
00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:20,120
Speaker 1: you pretend you didn't see it. You don't laugh, you

661
00:32:20,320 --> 00:32:22,200
Speaker 1: just look away. I reckon you could address it and

662
00:32:22,320 --> 00:32:27,080
Speaker 1: be like nice one, nice one. I wouldn't mind getting

663
00:32:27,080 --> 00:32:28,960
Speaker 1: a little thumbs up if someone saw me full I'd

664
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:30,760
Speaker 1: be like, thank you for this. But if someone like

665
00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:32,680
Speaker 1: trips and then you giggle and it's like it's so rude,

666
00:32:32,760 --> 00:32:34,160
Speaker 1: Like pretend that you didn't see it. Do you know

667
00:32:34,240 --> 00:32:36,680
Speaker 1: what I mean? It's like the nose blowings, because then

668
00:32:36,680 --> 00:32:38,400
Speaker 1: they pretending they didn't see it's worse because I know

669
00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:40,280
Speaker 1: they saw it. No, but then it's like you're at

670
00:32:40,320 --> 00:32:42,080
Speaker 1: least you've got that little bit of hope that maybe

671
00:32:42,120 --> 00:32:45,080
Speaker 1: they didn't. I would always rather someone address it and

672
00:32:45,160 --> 00:32:48,960
Speaker 1: be okay with it. No, I don't like that. No.

673
00:32:51,280 --> 00:32:53,520
Speaker 1: My older sister, let's call her Sally, always had really

674
00:32:53,600 --> 00:32:57,480
Speaker 1: pointy ears. She convinced me as a kid that she

675
00:32:57,560 --> 00:32:59,920
Speaker 1: was in elf, not just a basic elf, but santsa's head.

676
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:02,680
Speaker 1: She showed me that I didn't do what she said.

677
00:33:03,240 --> 00:33:05,120
Speaker 1: That's a good of her, like taking a pay, like

678
00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:07,400
Speaker 1: something she doesn't like. I'd be on the naughty list

679
00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:09,840
Speaker 1: and get rotten coal with my Sanda sack. She made

680
00:33:09,880 --> 00:33:12,440
Speaker 1: me do all her chawes, pancho drinks, and did discussing

681
00:33:12,480 --> 00:33:15,280
Speaker 1: things so she could laugh, including licking the toilet, sing

682
00:33:16,560 --> 00:33:20,720
Speaker 1: sink or seat. Do we think, Wait, that's like really sad,

683
00:33:20,760 --> 00:33:24,280
Speaker 1: it's really bad. I was so worried about being on

684
00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:26,360
Speaker 1: the naughty list that I did whatever she wanted. She

685
00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:28,880
Speaker 1: even downloaded the app that made fake videos from Santa,

686
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:31,200
Speaker 1: confirming her story that she was his head at ELF

687
00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:34,560
Speaker 1: and I genuinely believed it. Finally my parents noticed me

688
00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:36,320
Speaker 1: doing all these absurd chores for her and told me

689
00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:38,120
Speaker 1: the truth. And I was just a little chow bitch

690
00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:42,920
Speaker 1: for four years. That's really really. I wonder if it

691
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:45,120
Speaker 1: like was close to Christmas that she'd do it, or

692
00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:46,800
Speaker 1: like it's a sister, she'd make for it it all

693
00:33:46,880 --> 00:33:50,720
Speaker 1: year round. I reckon, wow, I could never do sata

694
00:33:50,720 --> 00:33:53,760
Speaker 1: as always watching making. But also what I wonder is

695
00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:57,040
Speaker 1: how did she get enjoyment out of watching her sister

696
00:33:57,120 --> 00:34:03,360
Speaker 1: lick a toilet sea I would I'm kidding, would you No,

697
00:34:03,560 --> 00:34:05,120
Speaker 1: I wouldn't let you do it. It's like when they

698
00:34:05,160 --> 00:34:08,440
Speaker 1: tried to get Ross to like drink the fucking animal

699
00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:10,400
Speaker 1: fat from the fridge and friends, and it's like they

700
00:34:10,440 --> 00:34:11,880
Speaker 1: want him to do it. At the moment he's about

701
00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:13,840
Speaker 1: to do it, they're like, no, no, no, because you

702
00:34:13,880 --> 00:34:15,440
Speaker 1: actually don't want to see something you don't want to do.

703
00:34:16,080 --> 00:34:19,720
Speaker 1: That's crazy. I feel bad for her. Also, I wouldn't

704
00:34:19,719 --> 00:34:21,080
Speaker 1: want you to look at toilets, but like I would

705
00:34:21,080 --> 00:34:23,000
Speaker 1: happily let you do my ship for me. Also having

706
00:34:23,040 --> 00:34:26,040
Speaker 1: pony years, would be cool because you would think you're

707
00:34:26,080 --> 00:34:29,960
Speaker 1: like a fan. Yeah, you're like you're like Favor or Alan.

708
00:34:31,040 --> 00:34:34,040
Speaker 1: My girl, you're a girl. Dad's one of five, so

709
00:34:34,120 --> 00:34:36,319
Speaker 1: we have a big family. One of his best mates

710
00:34:36,360 --> 00:34:38,040
Speaker 1: from his twenties used to live with him and was

711
00:34:38,080 --> 00:34:42,040
Speaker 1: basically family. We'll call him Declan. My auntie ended up

712
00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:45,200
Speaker 1: dating Declan for years and they got engaged. Eventually, they

713
00:34:45,239 --> 00:34:47,200
Speaker 1: broke it off and went their separate ways until my

714
00:34:47,239 --> 00:34:50,360
Speaker 1: auntie ended up dating Declan's older brother. They fell in

715
00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:52,720
Speaker 1: love got married. Now I have two kids in their twenties,

716
00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:54,760
Speaker 1: a real life version of the summer I termed pretty.

717
00:34:55,320 --> 00:34:57,719
Speaker 1: To this day, Declan, her ex fiance, still comes to

718
00:34:57,800 --> 00:35:01,160
Speaker 1: family Christmas and just sits at the table like nothing happened. Wow,

719
00:35:01,360 --> 00:35:05,799
Speaker 1: I couldn't imagine dating the same guy. Dating the same guy? Yeah,

720
00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:08,319
Speaker 1: oh yeah right, okay, like I would never date one

721
00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:11,040
Speaker 1: of your x's. No. My auntie took a picture of

722
00:35:11,080 --> 00:35:13,359
Speaker 1: her cat sleeping on the couch because it looked so cute,

723
00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:15,680
Speaker 1: and she posted on Facebook the cat was actually dead.

724
00:35:17,880 --> 00:35:21,120
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we have work cat owners. We get really sad.

725
00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:25,759
Speaker 1: That's fucked. My brother, let's call him Billy, was roughly

726
00:35:25,800 --> 00:35:28,320
Speaker 1: thirteen at the time and was acting so weird and secretive.

727
00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:30,960
Speaker 1: He just finished football season and was gifted a bottle

728
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:33,640
Speaker 1: of wine with a team photo on it. Not sure

729
00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:38,120
Speaker 1: how at that age, huh a bottle of wine to

730
00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:41,240
Speaker 1: a thirteen year old, It's fucking render fucking weird. Anyways,

731
00:35:41,239 --> 00:35:42,719
Speaker 1: I kept coming into his room to see what he

732
00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:44,960
Speaker 1: was doing. I thought he was getting drunk in his

733
00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:47,600
Speaker 1: own room on a random Tuesday night. But nope. I

734
00:35:47,680 --> 00:35:49,160
Speaker 1: looked in the corner and he took a shit in

735
00:35:49,200 --> 00:35:53,319
Speaker 1: the corner of his room. Saved as ay. He never

736
00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:57,759
Speaker 1: lived this one down in the bloody animal. Oh my god,

737
00:35:58,040 --> 00:35:59,920
Speaker 1: I locked the core memory for me. Remember we had

738
00:36:00,239 --> 00:36:02,320
Speaker 1: got on the floor in your room. It wasn't me,

739
00:36:02,880 --> 00:36:06,080
Speaker 1: That's what we're saying. So it was you, It wasn't

740
00:36:06,160 --> 00:36:08,520
Speaker 1: fucking me. Well, so this is what I swear. We've

741
00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:11,640
Speaker 1: spoken about the bow. I come home one day. I

742
00:36:11,680 --> 00:36:13,560
Speaker 1: don't know how old we were. I think that I

743
00:36:13,680 --> 00:36:16,000
Speaker 1: shot in your eye. I thought it was Casey. We

744
00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:18,799
Speaker 1: only had a cat at this point, only we had

745
00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:21,920
Speaker 1: two cats. This was how old anyway, we had cats,

746
00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:24,200
Speaker 1: not dogs. And I come into our room and I go, mom,

747
00:36:24,280 --> 00:36:27,640
Speaker 1: there's a fucking pool on my carpet and it wasn't me.

748
00:36:27,960 --> 00:36:29,400
Speaker 1: We were all, I'm like, I like I knew it

749
00:36:29,480 --> 00:36:32,040
Speaker 1: wasn't me because it wasn't me, And so like we're like,

750
00:36:32,080 --> 00:36:33,919
Speaker 1: it must be Riley or Casey because like that isn't

751
00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:36,480
Speaker 1: a human It was also like a full blown teenager.

752
00:36:36,480 --> 00:36:38,560
Speaker 1: It would have been like seventeen human ship. Like it

753
00:36:38,680 --> 00:36:41,080
Speaker 1: wasn't a fucking cat. Shit. And to this day we

754
00:36:41,160 --> 00:36:43,799
Speaker 1: have no idea what pood on my floor? That's so weird.

755
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:46,719
Speaker 1: But why does my head instantly on my own floor?

756
00:36:47,160 --> 00:36:49,319
Speaker 1: Trady came in to like fixate your conditioner and shot

757
00:36:49,360 --> 00:36:50,920
Speaker 1: on the floor. Why why is that when my head

758
00:36:50,960 --> 00:36:54,239
Speaker 1: wasn't big enough it was a kid ship but it wasn't.

759
00:36:54,440 --> 00:36:57,359
Speaker 1: It wasn't me, mate, Well it might have been Casey

760
00:36:57,400 --> 00:37:01,200
Speaker 1: wouldn't have done that. Who else? There's no other solution.

761
00:37:02,239 --> 00:37:05,920
Speaker 1: Ye don know. It's really weird. I miss I felt targeted,

762
00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:10,160
Speaker 1: felt target all right. So I've only haven't broken one

763
00:37:10,239 --> 00:37:11,759
Speaker 1: bone in my life. And this is how it went.

764
00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:14,080
Speaker 1: And my older brother and I were seven and nine

765
00:37:14,120 --> 00:37:15,800
Speaker 1: at the time, and we had a house with stairs.

766
00:37:16,239 --> 00:37:17,879
Speaker 1: We decided it would be funny to play a game

767
00:37:17,960 --> 00:37:20,640
Speaker 1: called boats. The game was that we would put each

768
00:37:20,640 --> 00:37:22,719
Speaker 1: other in a suitcase and push the other one down

769
00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:25,040
Speaker 1: the stairs. So my brother was first up, so I

770
00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:27,320
Speaker 1: zipped him up and you heated him down the stairs.

771
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:30,359
Speaker 1: Turns out he dislocated his shoulder, but I still wanted

772
00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:33,800
Speaker 1: to go anyway, The time came and he zipped me

773
00:37:33,880 --> 00:37:36,320
Speaker 1: up and he ated me down. The suitcase with a

774
00:37:36,320 --> 00:37:38,200
Speaker 1: little seven year old me inside flipped and I hit

775
00:37:38,239 --> 00:37:40,080
Speaker 1: the bottom of the stairs and my collarbhone snapped it

776
00:37:40,080 --> 00:37:43,799
Speaker 1: into you'd think just look at a jolder collar bone.

777
00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:47,560
Speaker 1: Maybe we stopped playing boats. Oh my god. Anyway, still

778
00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:51,200
Speaker 1: locked inside of it. Oh, they were closed. It was closed.

779
00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:54,200
Speaker 1: She was zipped inside the suitcase. I expected her to

780
00:37:54,239 --> 00:37:57,000
Speaker 1: be sitting in it, you know what I mean. Anyway,

781
00:37:57,040 --> 00:37:58,800
Speaker 1: I still locked inside of it. I was screaming and

782
00:37:58,880 --> 00:38:01,279
Speaker 1: pushing the lead with a broken collar bone. My brother

783
00:38:01,400 --> 00:38:02,920
Speaker 1: let me out. We both laughed and I said, my

784
00:38:03,080 --> 00:38:05,920
Speaker 1: arm hurts. Mommy Deres was not happy with us. I'm

785
00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:08,440
Speaker 1: pretty sure that's why I'm still claustrophobic as an adult.

786
00:38:08,719 --> 00:38:11,040
Speaker 1: That probably would be why your cluster is really scary.

787
00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:15,080
Speaker 1: Do you ever think about the bones in your body?

788
00:38:15,160 --> 00:38:18,719
Speaker 1: Like you become aware of the bones and feel really sick.

789
00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:20,600
Speaker 1: It happened to me just before. It happens to me

790
00:38:20,640 --> 00:38:22,000
Speaker 1: a few times a day. I don't want to talk

791
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:24,680
Speaker 1: about I think about things to want to inflict this

792
00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:27,400
Speaker 1: on me because I just want someone to understand, Like

793
00:38:27,480 --> 00:38:29,279
Speaker 1: I just thought about my knee just then, know, like

794
00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:32,600
Speaker 1: nearly vomited. I sometimes get very conscious of the fact

795
00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:34,760
Speaker 1: that I'm just like a sack of like flesh and stuff.

796
00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:38,840
Speaker 1: And that's like I'm so well like our like we

797
00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:42,160
Speaker 1: have our own fucking organs, you know, like everything inside

798
00:38:42,200 --> 00:38:44,120
Speaker 1: me is so delicate, and we're never going to see

799
00:38:44,120 --> 00:38:47,200
Speaker 1: our organs either, Isn't that weird? They're ours and they're

800
00:38:47,239 --> 00:38:48,640
Speaker 1: in our body, and we're never going to get to

801
00:38:48,680 --> 00:38:51,240
Speaker 1: see that. I think we could one day with like bchwood,

802
00:38:51,280 --> 00:38:56,640
Speaker 1: that's suns AnyWho, all right now, we have some short

803
00:38:56,680 --> 00:39:01,200
Speaker 1: and sweet little eyes given to siblings. My sister used

804
00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:03,359
Speaker 1: my fake ID when she was underage. I actually used

805
00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:06,080
Speaker 1: Riley's fak i D when I was underage. She went

806
00:39:06,160 --> 00:39:07,920
Speaker 1: out and was given a fine by the police for

807
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:10,560
Speaker 1: public drinking on a bus. She didn't tell me until

808
00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:12,200
Speaker 1: I got the fine in the mail of five hundred

809
00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:13,920
Speaker 1: dollars from the police. And then she proceeded to lie

810
00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:16,360
Speaker 1: about it and try and gaslight me, and eventually the

811
00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:19,920
Speaker 1: truth came out. Wow. I feel like Riley was always

812
00:39:19,960 --> 00:39:21,880
Speaker 1: so scared to give it to me because there was

813
00:39:21,880 --> 00:39:23,279
Speaker 1: a lot of where we would go when we were younger,

814
00:39:23,320 --> 00:39:26,400
Speaker 1: with like the scan tech machines, meaning they scan your ID,

815
00:39:26,480 --> 00:39:28,040
Speaker 1: and it's like, if you get banned from one place

816
00:39:28,080 --> 00:39:29,800
Speaker 1: with one of those machines, you get banned from anywhere

817
00:39:29,840 --> 00:39:32,200
Speaker 1: with those machines. And she was always worried I'd run

818
00:39:32,239 --> 00:39:34,640
Speaker 1: amuck and fucking ban her ID because you were still

819
00:39:34,960 --> 00:39:37,440
Speaker 1: obviously I was still using it. My sister has a

820
00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:40,600
Speaker 1: lot of OCD tendencies, so her spaces must stay clean.

821
00:39:41,400 --> 00:39:43,200
Speaker 1: One day, walked into my room and noticed her hair

822
00:39:43,239 --> 00:39:46,879
Speaker 1: brushing straighter on the floor. Turns out, when I wasn't home,

823
00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:48,560
Speaker 1: she would go into my room and do her hair,

824
00:39:49,360 --> 00:39:51,520
Speaker 1: So it was okay to get her hair on my floor,

825
00:39:51,640 --> 00:39:55,759
Speaker 1: but just not on her own. That's fast. So that

826
00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:58,239
Speaker 1: doesn't sound that far out of reach from something that

827
00:39:58,320 --> 00:40:00,480
Speaker 1: we would do. I would never I don't want to

828
00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:02,400
Speaker 1: do my hair in your room. I like my own space.

829
00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:04,320
Speaker 1: I don't know I would do something like that. I

830
00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:06,680
Speaker 1: would have at some point done something like that. It's

831
00:40:06,760 --> 00:40:11,360
Speaker 1: like someone going to like if you've got a like

832
00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:12,960
Speaker 1: a boyfriend or resting and you need to like go

833
00:40:13,040 --> 00:40:14,440
Speaker 1: to the toilet, and it's like you'll use like your

834
00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:18,240
Speaker 1: siblings store because that your worth it. Yeah, yeah, that's fine.

835
00:40:18,520 --> 00:40:20,719
Speaker 1: This is like I'd be annoyed that your hair was

836
00:40:20,760 --> 00:40:23,279
Speaker 1: on my floor, okay, And you always leave hair in

837
00:40:23,320 --> 00:40:24,839
Speaker 1: the sink. You're one of those people that like will

838
00:40:24,880 --> 00:40:26,279
Speaker 1: pull your hair out while you're doing it and just

839
00:40:26,360 --> 00:40:28,279
Speaker 1: leave it in the fucking sink. Oh, I wash it down. No,

840
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Speaker 1: you don't, you don't I wash it down. My older

841
00:40:31,520 --> 00:40:33,480
Speaker 1: brother had me convinced that if you hold in your fat,

842
00:40:33,520 --> 00:40:35,319
Speaker 1: the smell would somehow leak through your skin and smell

843
00:40:35,360 --> 00:40:37,880
Speaker 1: even worse. I was five and believe it till I

844
00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:39,839
Speaker 1: was around twelve. So for seven years I let out

845
00:40:39,880 --> 00:40:42,120
Speaker 1: every single fart out of fear that my fight would

846
00:40:42,160 --> 00:40:44,719
Speaker 1: just leak out of me and smell worse. That's like,

847
00:40:44,920 --> 00:40:48,879
Speaker 1: you a great lie. Yeah I would have believed that. Yeah,

848
00:40:50,040 --> 00:40:52,160
Speaker 1: not my sibling, but my dad made me believe the

849
00:40:52,200 --> 00:40:56,520
Speaker 1: fridge grew excuse me. When I went to time out,

850
00:40:56,520 --> 00:40:57,800
Speaker 1: he would put me in front of the fridge. To

851
00:40:57,880 --> 00:41:01,759
Speaker 1: watch the fridge grow. I believed it until I was

852
00:41:01,880 --> 00:41:04,440
Speaker 1: like eleven, and only a friend made me realize it

853
00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:08,600
Speaker 1: didn't grow. In my defense, we did upgrade fridges. That's funny.

854
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:12,120
Speaker 1: That's just like fucking with the kid for what. Yeah, No,

855
00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:14,680
Speaker 1: like making them sit there like yeah, it's sitting in

856
00:41:14,719 --> 00:41:16,279
Speaker 1: a corner. At least they're being told me they're watching

857
00:41:16,440 --> 00:41:19,120
Speaker 1: something grow. When I was in resorts with my family,

858
00:41:19,160 --> 00:41:24,360
Speaker 1: I would pretend I drowned in the pool. Really, families

859
00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:26,960
Speaker 1: are just fucked, and my brother would try and pull

860
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:28,919
Speaker 1: me out of the pool. One time, we started yelling

861
00:41:28,960 --> 00:41:30,720
Speaker 1: out to other families to come and help, and eventually

862
00:41:30,719 --> 00:41:33,280
Speaker 1: he would scream and cry ps love you. In the podcast,

863
00:41:33,520 --> 00:41:36,040
Speaker 1: I think pretending I would always sometimes life face sound yeah,

864
00:41:36,040 --> 00:41:37,560
Speaker 1: and just see how long you could do it if

865
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Speaker 1: anyone cared, Like, see if any of you would start

866
00:41:39,960 --> 00:41:42,000
Speaker 1: being like concerned about it. Yeah, I know, I feel

867
00:41:42,040 --> 00:41:45,440
Speaker 1: like I definitely was. I think that's very normal kid thing.

868
00:41:46,760 --> 00:41:48,360
Speaker 1: I made up this life for four years that there

869
00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:50,440
Speaker 1: were these two twins in my grade and primary school

870
00:41:50,520 --> 00:41:54,120
Speaker 1: and made up distinct, detailed personalities for each and told

871
00:41:54,160 --> 00:41:56,319
Speaker 1: my sister about all the drama they cause. Every day.

872
00:41:56,719 --> 00:42:00,360
Speaker 1: She still doesn't know that they weren't really whatt a

873
00:42:00,719 --> 00:42:07,399
Speaker 1: fucking like that would cause you more like and you'd

874
00:42:07,440 --> 00:42:09,279
Speaker 1: have to use your brain a lot more. You're doing that,

875
00:42:09,520 --> 00:42:11,440
Speaker 1: like I did not like some of these are brilliant.

876
00:42:11,440 --> 00:42:13,000
Speaker 1: I'm like, why did I think of that? We didn't

877
00:42:13,040 --> 00:42:15,400
Speaker 1: do fun ship like this. Yeah, we just pretended we

878
00:42:15,480 --> 00:42:18,319
Speaker 1: were Oprah and doctor Phil and filmed. Yeah. Every day,

879
00:42:19,400 --> 00:42:21,600
Speaker 1: I usually tell my sister that Nana on our Dad's

880
00:42:21,600 --> 00:42:23,720
Speaker 1: tied how to draw filled with all these foul flavors

881
00:42:23,719 --> 00:42:28,719
Speaker 1: of chewing gum because their breaths not like shit. Each

882
00:42:28,840 --> 00:42:30,680
Speaker 1: time we would see her, I'd tell my sister a

883
00:42:30,760 --> 00:42:33,040
Speaker 1: new story out the flavor she had I was in

884
00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:35,200
Speaker 1: her breath smelt like fucking roast beef. You'd be like, yeah,

885
00:42:35,239 --> 00:42:37,080
Speaker 1: so roast beef chewing gum that she hasn't that drawer.

886
00:42:37,280 --> 00:42:40,440
Speaker 1: That's fucked. I told my little sisters that every time

887
00:42:40,520 --> 00:42:42,920
Speaker 1: I lied, my nostrils flared and they believed it. I

888
00:42:42,960 --> 00:42:45,480
Speaker 1: would purposely flare my nostrils and tell them an obvious lie,

889
00:42:45,560 --> 00:42:47,359
Speaker 1: and then when I actually wanted to lie, they death

890
00:42:47,480 --> 00:42:49,680
Speaker 1: believe me because my nostrils didn't flare. That's a fucking

891
00:42:49,719 --> 00:42:52,360
Speaker 1: good idea. That is really funny. Once I got a

892
00:42:52,400 --> 00:42:54,399
Speaker 1: selfie stick for Christmas and I convinced my younger brother

893
00:42:54,480 --> 00:42:58,319
Speaker 1: it was a taser. I chased the board thing around

894
00:42:58,320 --> 00:43:00,520
Speaker 1: for ages whilst he was screaming for his live. Even

895
00:43:00,600 --> 00:43:02,399
Speaker 1: Mum was laughing so hard she couldn't tell me off

896
00:43:02,400 --> 00:43:08,759
Speaker 1: for traumatizing him. That's so excited. All right, girls, girls

897
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Speaker 1: and guys. That is all. Thank you so much for

898
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Speaker 1: coming back to listen to pass. You're gonna say anything,

899
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Speaker 1: thank you for coming. Okay, bye bye