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Speaker 3: One hundred, Well, good morning everybody working on Wednesday.
Speaker 4: Good morning Melbourne, beautiful Wednesday. Here we are set forth
Speaker 4: of eighteen degrees. Oh yeah, Sonny, I'm very happy.
Speaker 2: About that, especially like the East coast.
Speaker 4: Is also like it's so wet it is and it's
Speaker 4: a huge rain bomb coming to Queensland and Brisbane.
Speaker 5: Except to be there Sydney again, it's always raining.
Speaker 6: There were stream right, haven't they?
Speaker 5: But you know what they deserve it, absolutely sure.
Speaker 7: How are you?
Speaker 2: I'm really well.
Speaker 5: How are you?
Speaker 2: You went home early yesterday not feeling well?
Speaker 7: Excellent. I've spent two days in bed.
Speaker 2: Great and he's bad.
Speaker 7: Body just needed a rest. I am back.
Speaker 2: I quite liked it when he was a little bit quiet.
Speaker 7: Oh no, I'm in a great I'm ready to question.
Speaker 5: Yeah you were a little bit quiet.
Speaker 7: Yeah no, not anymore.
Speaker 6: That's sort of rattling for us. Today is going to
Speaker 6: be fun, of course. Trouble you say I'm just.
Speaker 7: In a fun mood. Oh no, you know when you
Speaker 7: get those little moods.
Speaker 5: I do, I do.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm in a naughtyd.
Speaker 2: Well, that's good.
Speaker 4: I'm glad you got some rest and you feel better.
Speaker 4: You've rolled in with the suit today.
Speaker 6: Yes, a very important MC job at the MCG. It's
Speaker 6: not sport related. I'm hosting the National Finance Brokers Annual Conference.
Speaker 2: That'll be fun.
Speaker 7: Have you got a plus? What do you want to come, Lauren?
Speaker 7: We've got that thing, the thing. We're busy.
Speaker 2: We got No, he's free, he'll go.
Speaker 7: No, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 5: Good.
Speaker 7: Actually I don't think you want to finance.
Speaker 2: Yes.
Speaker 4: I sat down with my laptop out and thought I'm
Speaker 4: going to do my tax. And then I sat down
Speaker 4: on the couch with my laptop, had the afternoon to myself,
Speaker 4: opened it up, had no battery.
Speaker 2: And then gave it.
Speaker 7: There's no battery?
Speaker 2: And was I wagiting around to charge it? Was I
Speaker 2: getting a charger?
Speaker 7: You know what? I spent two days in bed. You
Speaker 7: know what?
Speaker 3: I should have done your tax? No, I watched the
Speaker 3: accountant too.
Speaker 2: You should have watched the cabin and done your tax.
Speaker 5: What financial years? This one from this.
Speaker 2: One June thirty. No, my tax return last year.
Speaker 5: Oh geez, that's prompt.
Speaker 2: Well it's two months late, not late.
Speaker 5: I haven't even contemplated mine.
Speaker 4: It's just amazing because the tax department, if you owe
Speaker 4: the money, they're very quick to remind you. But if
Speaker 4: they owe you money in a return, I let it
Speaker 4: go seven, eight, ten years.
Speaker 3: Pothetically asking for a friend. If you haven't done it
Speaker 3: for three years, that's not good.
Speaker 2: Is it tax return? Or paid your tax?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 7: Just tax returns?
Speaker 5: Look, it's not.
Speaker 4: Oh, the return's fine. They don't care. They're holding your money.
Speaker 4: They owe you money if you haven't paid it for
Speaker 4: three years, isn't it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Well I'll tell that friend that yeah he should.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but if it's his tax return, you should want
Speaker 2: it back.
Speaker 7: I know. I mean, he just needs to get it together.
Speaker 2: Or do you know you haven't I don't know.
Speaker 7: I can ask him, Oh, you haven't paid it, he
Speaker 7: hasn't won.
Speaker 2: It's fine, you've just fallen behind.
Speaker 5: Just check your seats.
Speaker 6: I'm sure you've got them there, he has got them.
Speaker 2: You're banking tacks on your job today for the account
Speaker 2: they would the account.
Speaker 7: Awards are not going to do a cash.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, the finance brokers, sorry, the finance brokers.
Speaker 5: Yeah a cash.
Speaker 7: Yeah, there'll be some nice suits there today.
Speaker 5: Yeah, absolutely, and the after party as well.
Speaker 7: Really yeah, and you open something like that. Yeah, who's
Speaker 7: in finance? Let's go.
Speaker 2: You've got a gag.
Speaker 4: We need to promise I won't steal your gear if
Speaker 4: I have I host the Finance.
Speaker 7: I promise you I'll never host it.
Speaker 5: One Gas just gives one gag. No, no, I got
Speaker 5: them all written in notes something.
Speaker 2: A scripted jag.
Speaker 7: What's why you go to just?
Speaker 5: I'll make sure I record my opening my monologue.
Speaker 2: Is it like Sam Paign's.
Speaker 5: Logan's very much?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Yeahating the CEOs and the craggun. Please don't pick on me.
Speaker 2: Do you know anyone in the room?
Speaker 5: Yeah? I do, Actually great pick on him?
Speaker 3: All right, we have a personal fun show coming up today.
Speaker 3: Ross Nobles in after seven. You should hit him up
Speaker 3: for some games.
Speaker 5: That's a good idea. I need some material.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I kind of mentioned he's going to be there today.
Speaker 2: His tax.
Speaker 5: He looks we had a.
Speaker 3: Lot to get across a running through it after ed Morning,
Speaker 3: Good Morning Melbourne, Ed, Shearon and Sapphire seven past six
Speaker 3: here on Nova.
Speaker 7: It is Jason Lauren.
Speaker 3: We're doing to thanks you mate to she already express
Speaker 3: mentioned earlier comedian Ross Noble in after Seventh Morning your
Speaker 3: chance to win a family trip to Port Douglas.
Speaker 2: Wouldn't that be nice?
Speaker 5: Lovely? You need to thaw out.
Speaker 2: You guys.
Speaker 4: Weren't here to day after the show quin you took off.
Speaker 4: You had big news news day in the news, straight
Speaker 4: to work.
Speaker 7: Sorry, just on that five week bandhanded down?
Speaker 5: Well, no, not yet.
Speaker 7: It's the rumor from that's what Eddie's saying.
Speaker 2: He's gone early.
Speaker 6: I mean it could be as many weeks, but I'm
Speaker 6: just amazed it's dragged into a third day, to be honest.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I thought this would be something that they'd want
Speaker 3: to just come out and clear up straight away.
Speaker 6: Well, I believe the Adelaide Crows have tried to lessen
Speaker 6: the severity of the band by sort of making the
Speaker 6: point that there were circumstances that meant that Rankin might
Speaker 6: have been baited or yeah that which you're not exactly
Speaker 6: that word on multiple occasions in that forum.
Speaker 7: For the club. It's not looking good for the club.
Speaker 4: Heading Well, anyway, you rushed off clip you had to
Speaker 4: do the nerors, Jace, you were a bit crooked, so
Speaker 4: you went home.
Speaker 2: After the show.
Speaker 4: We did a podcast with everyone in the team de
Speaker 4: little Body and we worked out I don't know how
Speaker 4: it came up. We're talking about people who want touts
Speaker 4: Lotto and Aaron rich who does the daytime here at Nover.
Speaker 4: I got him in because I heard him the other
Speaker 4: day when he was filling in on the Christy Swan
Speaker 4: show saying that his dad has one TATS Lotto three times.
Speaker 5: Three, not two.
Speaker 7: That's how they got the name.
Speaker 2: That's what I said Aaron rich Anyway, he was trying.
Speaker 2: He was in syndicates every time, so he'd won a
Speaker 2: slice of it three slice.
Speaker 5: I don't know, I need to clear you don't tell
Speaker 5: your friends how much you want in.
Speaker 2: You don't want anyone to know if he won a bill.
Speaker 2: I don't reckon Aaron Richard.
Speaker 7: Here on the weekend.
Speaker 4: So anyway, Aaron was saying what was never a huge
Speaker 4: slice of the pie, and we were like, well, that's
Speaker 4: still pretty good.
Speaker 2: And then we said what's the next big one?
Speaker 4: Thursday night thirty mil Oh, So we've bought a show
Speaker 4: ticket for everyone that was on the podcast yesterday.
Speaker 5: Oh, that's all right, we'll buy one.
Speaker 3: So no, no, no, you know what, we won't tell
Speaker 3: them if we win there, we'll just rock in here
Speaker 3: like Snoop Doggs.
Speaker 2: So there were eight of us and I went to
Speaker 2: the shop and for I don't know how many games
Speaker 2: we got, but it was I could do it for
Speaker 2: one hundred and that includes you do if you want in,
Speaker 2: but you've got to transfer the ten dollars each today or.
Speaker 7: You don't get Has everyone else transferred?
Speaker 2: Everyone transferred during the podcast? Everyone do you want in?
Speaker 5: Who are we transferring to?
Speaker 2: Yeah, we've bought the ticket.
Speaker 7: It'd be it'd be say if we won Division.
Speaker 2: One, divide by ten three million each.
Speaker 7: Can we see isn't it?
Speaker 5: Can we see evidence of the ticket?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Good collse Ai gen Z's gone together.
Speaker 5: Is it a ticket or tickets?
Speaker 2: It's two because we did a fifteen. I think it's
Speaker 2: a fifty and a thirty or a fifty and a twenty.
Speaker 5: Is this a quick pick or yeah?
Speaker 6: We didn't syndication, So hang on like when you as
Speaker 6: you were saying with Richie rich they go in with
Speaker 6: other people.
Speaker 4: No, just the ten, just eight of us at this point.
Speaker 4: Ten If you guys want in, but you've got to
Speaker 4: transfer today.
Speaker 7: I don't want to come across greedy.
Speaker 2: Right, are you coming across greedy when you said twenty million?
Speaker 3: If we're here, oh my god, we've won thirty million
Speaker 3: and then we only get three.
Speaker 7: It's a bit of a roller coaster, isn't it.
Speaker 4: You don't want How much are you earning here? All
Speaker 4: I'm saying is like, no, no, no, that's greedy.
Speaker 2: That's what that is.
Speaker 7: So you know how you're saying two tickets we have?
Speaker 2: We have thirty million between eight?
Speaker 5: Is this is this powerbull? Is it? If we got
Speaker 5: the power hit?
Speaker 7: A good call? Clink because that's a guaranteed ball. That's
Speaker 7: a guarantee the power hit.
Speaker 2: Well, you go to win?
Speaker 7: Hope you were vocasts want to go on harps, We're
Speaker 7: going to here.
Speaker 2: Sea suckers, guys, we're back to if we win, we
Speaker 2: win three point seven five eight?
Speaker 5: You right? Should we have a rival?
Speaker 7: Should let's have a rifle?
Speaker 5: Do you know how to.
Speaker 2: With the power ball?
Speaker 5: How much was those? Were those ones not telling?
Speaker 2: She don't want to be part of it? So who cares?
Speaker 7: Twenty bucks? Says you've got the app? I don't have
Speaker 7: the app? I have I get the paper tickets I
Speaker 7: was going to get.
Speaker 2: Has anyone ever won on an app? I've never heard
Speaker 2: them say we're trying to find the winner via the app.
Speaker 7: Guy, we spoke to one via the app.
Speaker 5: I like marking the numbers off with my pen.
Speaker 2: I used to do that as a kid. I to tickets.
Speaker 3: I'll go in with you, but I'm not lining up.
Speaker 3: I'm not lining up to buy the paper.
Speaker 2: I don't even know when or where is.
Speaker 5: There a shop clothes.
Speaker 7: There used to be one downstairs.
Speaker 5: Fantastic. Yeah, yeah, I'll go downstairs.
Speaker 2: You going from this? Good luck?
Speaker 7: I mentioned if we win, but imagine if we don't
Speaker 7: and they win. Oh, we'll never hear the end of it.
Speaker 6: We'll be here by ourselves. Oh good quite, everyone's a winner.
Speaker 2: Happy gen zs she wants her three point seventy five.
Speaker 2: She was a hard cell to get you guys into
Speaker 2: the ten.
Speaker 7: Really what she wanted to cut us out?
Speaker 4: Yeah, because she wins three points seventy five. If we
Speaker 4: win and you guys are in, we only win three.
Speaker 7: Oh and you think I'm greedy?
Speaker 2: Look at it?
Speaker 7: Can you imagine? If she wins? Lauren will hold that
Speaker 7: over us for the rest of our life.
Speaker 6: I know she will jen Z will, but also we win,
Speaker 6: we get fifteen million.
Speaker 3: I mean obviously that's not going to sound great on
Speaker 3: the end and we're like, oh, Jenny, you missed out
Speaker 3: on the five k question. Luck have a great day.
Speaker 3: We've got fifteen MILLI in the.
Speaker 4: Bag, you know, amazing scenes a right, Okay, Okay, so
Speaker 4: you don't want to buy it? I was being nice
Speaker 4: by the way. No, no, we appreciate going it in
Speaker 4: my face.
Speaker 7: No, we're not. We appreciate it.
Speaker 2: Stop putting your hands up at me like that, Jason.
Speaker 5: We just don't like that because we're late on the scene.
Speaker 5: The juju. There might be some bad juju with the.
Speaker 7: Okay, we're a.
Speaker 2: Pace, so you're going to include me and your ticket.
Speaker 2: Since I include you.
Speaker 6: You're.
Speaker 5: It's thirteen past six over one hundred are assholes?
Speaker 3: Oh whoa whoa can get fine for language like that?
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Speaker 3: Oh god, that's just the start of it. Little trip
Speaker 3: to Turkey. I'll be rocking on that fro. Yeah, that's
Speaker 3: that's our first stop.
Speaker 7: Cliff hair. Guys all tend to Thailand.
Speaker 2: Thailand, I mean to Thailand in many.
Speaker 6: It's the new Barley remembering all the phrases, and cup hello,
Speaker 6: and sweaty.
Speaker 2: Cup wasn't the latest?
Speaker 5: And cop copcom cup what's it called? That's is that?
Speaker 7: Thank you?
Speaker 10: Yes?
Speaker 5: It? Brody knows he's been many times, of course.
Speaker 2: What's the the white.
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 2: And then when you me to go back.
Speaker 5: You know how you barred it at the markets. If
Speaker 5: it's too much, you go paying.
Speaker 2: What does that mean?
Speaker 5: I think it's too expensive? I hope it is. Anyway,
Speaker 5: I've just defended the popular.
Speaker 2: That wasn't a square word. Remember the last time you Thailand?
Speaker 2: How do you remember all of that?
Speaker 5: It's just come back to me all of a sudden.
Speaker 7: I remember.
Speaker 2: I don't think i've been there adult. I think I
Speaker 2: only went there on family holiday?
Speaker 7: Is it?
Speaker 3: Copain Yang is the full Moon Party. Yeah, yeah, we
Speaker 3: did that. So full Moon Party is Thailand.
Speaker 2: Where the beach was filmed and then populated and they
Speaker 2: banned tourist.
Speaker 3: Yes, if you have been to you go in these
Speaker 3: little carts so it looks like you're going on the
Speaker 3: back lot tour at Universal Studios and that's how they
Speaker 3: drive you out to the airport.
Speaker 5: It's unreal. Yeah, it's really still like that. Ye.
Speaker 6: My sister and brother in law now brother in law
Speaker 6: met each other at the Green Mango nightclub on.
Speaker 5: What a Cup?
Speaker 2: That's what to come in again?
Speaker 5: Thanks, what a cup?
Speaker 7: Thank you.
Speaker 3: I want to talk about twenty two year old lady
Speaker 3: named Karen. Karen Karen is twenty two year old I
Speaker 3: know well was on a three month trip to Thailand
Speaker 3: followed by Barlai.
Speaker 5: Only problem is she's doing all the hot spots.
Speaker 3: Two weeks into the trip, they ended up on the
Speaker 3: island of Copaeang for a full moon party. You'd like
Speaker 3: to look at these so dangerous doing the flaming skipping.
Speaker 5: Rod Look, she's got good form.
Speaker 2: Go unfortunately, my god.
Speaker 3: So it's a flaming skipping rope. She was, she was
Speaker 3: doing a right and then as she tried to leave.
Speaker 3: I mean, Karen obviously didn't do jump rape for hard
Speaker 3: at school.
Speaker 5: She got l sued by the burning rope.
Speaker 7: Yes, now the problem is, so the rope's got around
Speaker 7: the neck.
Speaker 4: How are you supposed to stop when you've had enough jumping?
Speaker 4: How do you know how to get out?
Speaker 11: Well?
Speaker 3: I think you need to say pang mcmuckr, thank you
Speaker 3: stop the robe?
Speaker 2: How is that allowed? Like, seriously, it's.
Speaker 3: Still allowed to Here's the problem though, So she suffered
Speaker 3: burns around her neck. She couldn't get off the island
Speaker 3: that night, so she was there for days until they
Speaker 3: could go and get help.
Speaker 5: Oh no, and you can't go at it in the
Speaker 5: sun with that? Oh god, Oh that looked nasty, shocking?
Speaker 7: Did you what?
Speaker 3: I'd be too scared to do that because I've done
Speaker 3: fire breathing before.
Speaker 5: I can do so.
Speaker 3: Well, it's yeah, it's like a fuel. You buy it's
Speaker 3: and you drink it. No, you don't drink it, put
Speaker 3: it in your mouth. You line your mouth with like
Speaker 3: butter or chocolate, so there's like a layer in your mouth.
Speaker 5: Oh, you would have enjoyed that.
Speaker 2: How do you do that? You drink like?
Speaker 3: No, it's spoon like get your finger, bit of butter.
Speaker 3: Line your mouth so that way at least there's like
Speaker 3: a layer on there. And then you fill your mouth
Speaker 3: with this liquid and then you get the flame and
Speaker 3: you have to spit it.
Speaker 7: As you drag out, the.
Speaker 2: Stick goes down your goat.
Speaker 5: That's the problem.
Speaker 3: If you don't like blow out all the liquid and
Speaker 3: you run out of breath and you go and the
Speaker 3: flame's still going, it'll come in and burn your insides.
Speaker 2: Why would you do that?
Speaker 7: It looks pretty beau.
Speaker 5: It's overseas, you know, you do silly thing?
Speaker 7: No, I didn't in Sydney.
Speaker 2: You did it in Sydney.
Speaker 5: Were you a performer at Darling Harbor or so?
Speaker 10: Now?
Speaker 7: Friend of mine, a friend of mine was and they
Speaker 7: performed at a house party.
Speaker 4: Around the clown. Yeah's a liability, old Shorty Brown.
Speaker 7: Parties in Barron now kids parties.
Speaker 2: Not fire breathing, I hope not. Kids, Come on kids,
Speaker 2: Line your mouth with a bit of all no thanks.
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four ten is our number. Have you been
Speaker 3: involved in a medical drama overseas? Whether it was the
Speaker 3: flaming skipping l maybe you attempted fire breathing.
Speaker 6: And there's always somethingdy who tumbles off a scooter in valley.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, and they have to entire holiday with bandages
Speaker 6: on everything.
Speaker 3: I'd love to hear from someone who's chased the giant
Speaker 3: wheel of cheese down that hill.
Speaker 5: I've been there, have you? Gloucester year It's Gloucestershire in
Speaker 5: the UK. I did a story there for nine years.
Speaker 7: Surely people break an egg.
Speaker 5: Extrawdinary, it's so it's a bloody big hill. It's so
Speaker 5: steepd people break legs and.
Speaker 6: They've got paramedics standing by the year when I don't
Speaker 6: believe they did. There's a few concussions.
Speaker 7: Was that disappointing for your story?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Get file footage from last year the people falling.
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four ten is our number. In return, I've
Speaker 3: got passes to the Naked Gun, which is in cinemas.
Speaker 2: Apparently it's amazing, and I got two.
Speaker 3: Hundred dollars Schnitz vouchers up for grabs. Try the near
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Speaker 2: At Schnitz Travel Nightmares.
Speaker 3: Yeah, thirteen twenty four ten is our number. Travel Nightmares.
Speaker 3: What happened to you overseas? Give us a call here
Speaker 3: on Nova Rose Bruno mars Apatar. Here on Nova, I
Speaker 3: was just shown Lauren Bruno has been replaced by Sai.
Speaker 7: Remember Gangham Star?
Speaker 2: Yeah, what bar gingham Star? I loved that.
Speaker 3: From here, I was about to get the song don't
Speaker 3: need it, go for it. He's he's replaced Bruno. They're
Speaker 3: performing together overseas.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yes, baby Powder Blue suits, Gang Them Star, Gang
Speaker 4: them stuff. I remember that came out around one Melbourne
Speaker 4: Cup Carnival and I was working for Maya and it
Speaker 4: came on in the Maamarque and everyone went mad.
Speaker 5: Here's a question.
Speaker 6: Is K pop a thing in both North and South
Speaker 6: Korea or just South Korea?
Speaker 2: We wouldn't know. What's happening in North k pop is massive.
Speaker 6: You could see the North Koreans really and rose going.
Speaker 6: After that, the Deep militarizedon.
Speaker 7: Approaching the border.
Speaker 3: The back.
Speaker 2: Cross Gang Dum Star.
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty fourteen. What happened to you overseas? We're doing
Speaker 3: banged up abroad.
Speaker 2: Brendan, good morning, you got an injury in Bali?
Speaker 12: I definitely Deep guys boys trip boys trip over to Bali.
Speaker 12: Decided to do a bit of.
Speaker 13: Water sports, went on the jet ski boys boys being
Speaker 13: boys flipped it a couple of times, didn't know that
Speaker 13: there was a bold exposed on the side.
Speaker 12: Of the jet ski, ripped the shin open the shin
Speaker 12: s so ended up having to ride ride the bike
Speaker 12: back to the hotel and get the doctor and get
Speaker 12: ditched up.
Speaker 4: Do you know I know lots of people that have
Speaker 4: done that on their legs, but on motorbikes overseas where.
Speaker 2: They're the hot arm, are the grill.
Speaker 4: The exhaust bit is and they've got jump gone to
Speaker 4: get off and burnt all their leg on it.
Speaker 7: You're not getting the deposit back on that jet ski,
Speaker 7: are you?
Speaker 4: That's yea or that I hope you had travel insurance.
Speaker 4: In fact, you know when you get travel insurance and
Speaker 4: it's like are you doing any extreme sports and you
Speaker 4: hit like water sports or skiing or anything you have
Speaker 4: to hit yes, and your insurance like.
Speaker 7: Well, if you're going to do here's a tip.
Speaker 3: You're going to do the scooters in Bali, getting international
Speaker 3: license here in Melbourne.
Speaker 7: Before you go over.
Speaker 2: Oh really, Yeah, I didn't know that. You just don't
Speaker 2: need travel insurance.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, but at least that way you've got
Speaker 3: an international license.
Speaker 7: Yeah, you don't have to do any test.
Speaker 5: And you had those scooters them in and out of traffic.
Speaker 5: It's wild. Yeah, but it's fun to climb on the.
Speaker 7: Back of the I've got the whole family.
Speaker 2: Have you three children?
Speaker 3: So no, no, no, this is before we had actually
Speaker 3: got three excessive honey then men.
Speaker 5: Feeling and where did you put the groceries on?
Speaker 7: Loose head?
Speaker 3: Balanced them on the handle. But Karen, Karen, Hello, like
Speaker 3: oversease injuries?
Speaker 7: Where were you?
Speaker 14: We're in Jubai and we went on a visit Safari
Speaker 14: and I.
Speaker 15: Went quad biking and lifted it and ended up breaking
Speaker 15: my back.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. Do they have roll cages in the
Speaker 2: those things?
Speaker 14: No, no helmet.
Speaker 5: It wasn't a soft landing in the sand.
Speaker 2: Did you How did you get home?
Speaker 14: I was in hospital for five days and it was stable,
Speaker 14: so they put a back brace on and we continued
Speaker 14: on to Europe.
Speaker 7: You continued on the holiday.
Speaker 15: With back Yeah, thats a bit painful.
Speaker 2: Was that a good idea? Do you regret that? Or
Speaker 2: it was fine?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 14: We had our daughter with this, so it was sort
Speaker 14: of like, no, we've just got.
Speaker 2: To We've paid for it.
Speaker 3: We're ticking on nothing like a little jets too, broken
Speaker 3: back holiday es.
Speaker 7: Wow, broken back, that's that's set's next level, isn't isn't it?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean no offense to the jet ski guy,
Speaker 3: but I mean broken back.
Speaker 5: You're on a spinal board, you're in strife.
Speaker 4: Yeah, great, pushed on though it ain't nothing breaking my
Speaker 4: stripe exactly. Well the back Craig in Geelonger morning, what
Speaker 4: did you do?
Speaker 10: Morning? Laws? Morning? Guys look for me and a couple
Speaker 10: of montes. Went over to to went for a mate fiftieth.
Speaker 10: I decided to get some scooters for a couple of days.
Speaker 10: Ended up going to a water park and a day
Speaker 10: club and on our way back, stopped for lunch, had
Speaker 10: a beautiful lunch, put up a set of lights and
Speaker 10: literally got cleaned up by a water truck. And I
Speaker 10: mean literally got cleaned up by a water truck.
Speaker 2: Light stopped at the lights, and it came through.
Speaker 10: Stopped at the lights. There's video footage of the TV
Speaker 10: footage of a from a bar the set of lights
Speaker 10: it plowed through. I went through a set of lights,
Speaker 10: hit a car, cleaned up, my scooter cleaned up, and
Speaker 10: my mate scooter and I spent two days in hospital
Speaker 10: and Toilant.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I thought I'd.
Speaker 10: Broken my arm, but it was just avere bruising. But
Speaker 10: when the truck went through, I saw the truck tires
Speaker 10: coming towards my head.
Speaker 12: I really saw.
Speaker 10: I really really thought.
Speaker 5: That I was dead.
Speaker 2: Did you have a helmet on?
Speaker 10: I did have a helmet on it it's still you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 10: Anyway, the Troy Police said that it was three and
Speaker 10: a half turn over weight, so the brakes failed on it.
Speaker 4: Oh you're lucky that wasn't much worse, Craig, I'm sure
Speaker 4: it was terribly scary.
Speaker 7: I would never want to end up in the hospital overseas.
Speaker 7: Mm hmm, you know what I mean. It doesn't seem
Speaker 7: like the same healthcare.
Speaker 5: Week in Turkey. You happen to go to hospital Turkey.
Speaker 7: I'll go to the hair hospital in Turkey. Yeah, that
Speaker 7: one looks all about.
Speaker 5: The bus looks good as well.
Speaker 7: The minibus, the mini bus, yeah, the Bold bus.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Wow wow wow wow wow wow. I get we're.
Speaker 3: Gonna we're gonna have a meeting about our Turkey trip too,
Speaker 3: Like we're going to get this happening. It's more hair sponsors,
Speaker 3: more hairs falling out. We are looking for sponsors.
Speaker 5: We'd like to join us.
Speaker 3: We're looking for bold people and sponsors for our Hairy.
Speaker 2: Jay Scott Pizza Hut. Clint's getting hair transplant.
Speaker 5: Into Yes, what are you going to do?
Speaker 2: Choice of excuse to China and get a facelift those
Speaker 2: mini Facebook the mini ones? Yes, Express?
Speaker 7: Can we go to Turkey?
Speaker 5: First Express?
Speaker 2: Face list?
Speaker 7: I love that?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can go to Tecuse. You don't want to
Speaker 2: get your facelifted until you know exactly?
Speaker 16: Yeah?
Speaker 5: What about you get get your bum done in Brazil?
Speaker 2: The Brazilian Bumbly? Do I need that?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 5: How do I get out of this?
Speaker 12: Yes?
Speaker 11: You do?
Speaker 7: Look Clinton, It's yet.
Speaker 3: Another good looking day, cold start for at the moment.
Speaker 3: How would you like to pack your stuff, jump on
Speaker 3: a flight and head to Port Douglas and the Dane
Speaker 3: Tree and get away on a family.
Speaker 2: Holiday holiday, Grab the kids and off you go.
Speaker 7: Don't mind if I do. Here's the go. We're only
Speaker 7: putting five people in the drawer, so we've.
Speaker 2: Got two in the drawer ready.
Speaker 7: Yep.
Speaker 2: We're looking for our third.
Speaker 3: Nomine for Friday. We announced the winner. If you want
Speaker 3: to put your name in the hat, thirteen twenty four
Speaker 3: ten is our number.
Speaker 2: Cool.
Speaker 7: Now we're going to be playing celebrity. Who am I?
Speaker 2: If you can work out the Queensland celebrity.
Speaker 6: Port Douglas this time of year, it's like Melbourne. I
Speaker 6: was there last year and Melbourne putting walking up and
Speaker 6: down the main street. Get to see Lee Melbourne to
Speaker 6: warm their bones.
Speaker 2: That's supplaceed to so beautiful.
Speaker 3: Hey Clint, we've got some help coming in for you
Speaker 3: after seven thirty this morning. Comedian Ross Noble is in
Speaker 3: the house. You are am seeing something very.
Speaker 6: Special to the National Finance Broker's day. Shout out, Hey, guys.
Speaker 7: We'll go.
Speaker 2: It's going to be What are you going to do
Speaker 2: with Ross Noble?
Speaker 7: I just thought might be able to give him some
Speaker 7: funny gear to.
Speaker 2: Open finance finance funnies.
Speaker 5: It's a good idea. Maybe I just bring him with me.
Speaker 7: I'm sure Ross has played some random gigs in the past.
Speaker 4: I reckon when you haven't worked in this industry unless
Speaker 4: you've done a couple of Oh godis the finance One's
Speaker 4: good for you?
Speaker 2: Clear because you're very financially.
Speaker 5: Response very financially.
Speaker 2: You worked that nineteen jobs.
Speaker 7: I did the Coffee Club Awards in Brisbane.
Speaker 5: And she really, what was it?
Speaker 10: All?
Speaker 2: The different coffee club.
Speaker 7: Yeah, the coffee club, the ball, Yeah, they for dinner
Speaker 7: BLT yes.
Speaker 3: And then there's a Barista of the Year announced that
Speaker 3: everyone gets a John Lasar the owners up there.
Speaker 2: That's is it privately owned coffee?
Speaker 7: Fancy dress too? Yeah?
Speaker 5: What was the dress?
Speaker 7: Big Safari?
Speaker 2: What did you wear?
Speaker 7: I think I was in a Safari suit.
Speaker 5: Well, that's original trophies, like it's.
Speaker 3: A giant takeaway coffee c for gold, is it? I've
Speaker 3: done these Stephan Hairdressing.
Speaker 7: Awards as well.
Speaker 5: Said oh yeah, that's a lot.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's a lot.
Speaker 2: That's the paper awards. And it was like the best Brochure,
Speaker 2: the best Brochures, and it was like printed on g
Speaker 2: s M two fifty. It was all the different categories
Speaker 2: were based on what sort of paper you'd printed.
Speaker 3: Imagine how judgmental people would have been when they sat
Speaker 3: down the table looking at the menu.
Speaker 7: Oh I feel this, Sharon, g.
Speaker 2: S M one fifty.
Speaker 5: What was your check printed on?
Speaker 7: Just cash? It was just a duffel bag of cash.
Speaker 2: I remember that one. It was many years ago, and
Speaker 2: I thought, God, I shouldn't be.
Speaker 7: Didn't get invited back?
Speaker 2: No, I didn't.
Speaker 5: It's all electronic these days paper.
Speaker 3: The big one in New Zealand when I lived over
Speaker 3: there was the Pie Awards. That was like the Night
Speaker 3: of Nights. If you got invited to the.
Speaker 2: Get invited to the wine or the wine, that'd be
Speaker 2: a good one.
Speaker 7: Didn't compare to the pie.
Speaker 2: I don't want to post, I don't want to work spoken.
Speaker 7: No, we just want to be there. Guys.
Speaker 3: Coming up next, we want to talk secret lovers thirteen
Speaker 3: twenty four to ten? Have you had a little secret romance?
Speaker 3: And the question is for how long? These people that
Speaker 3: have like secret lovers for over a year?
Speaker 5: Oh, that's that's some people just lead secret lives.
Speaker 2: But I'm just like I remember dating one of my
Speaker 2: brother's friends and having to keep that.
Speaker 5: Really did he find out?
Speaker 2: Of course?
Speaker 7: How long did you last? Not long?
Speaker 5: Now, not long?
Speaker 3: When his mate walked out of your room, it was
Speaker 3: a dead giveaway. Thirteen twenty four ten is our number.
Speaker 3: Have you been a part of a secret relationship? In return,
Speaker 3: I've got five hundred dollars mecha gift boxers to go
Speaker 3: that'll get you someone else on the side. How long
Speaker 3: did you keep your secret relationship going?
Speaker 7: And where are you are part of? One?
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four ten is our number. While we wait
Speaker 3: for those calls, guys, you have a decision to man.
Speaker 4: We've been debating over our favorite Savage Garden song because
Speaker 4: our mystery Queensland celebrity is the Savage Garden.
Speaker 7: We have affirmation again, let you get we have animal song.
Speaker 2: I think affirmation not well?
Speaker 5: Any other options?
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's heaps, heaps, go through the mall, the moon back.
Speaker 7: Oh that's.
Speaker 5: That'll get the love bird. It's a secret love bird's
Speaker 5: going to we need to we need to.
Speaker 9: Secret relationship ballad slow.
Speaker 7: I don't like the guy, but he's got a point.
Speaker 5: What are you making love to? Secret lovers?
Speaker 7: Animal song?
Speaker 2: Alfimation?
Speaker 5: I mean I would, so.
Speaker 2: You want to do truly, mat It is just to
Speaker 2: set the scene.
Speaker 7: Set the scene is.
Speaker 5: Yes, we're talking.
Speaker 2: We're going to have to do a Savage Garden half
Speaker 2: hour because I need to hit Come.
Speaker 3: On, Secret Lovers thirteen twenty fourteen, call it no bar,
Speaker 3: We're talking Secret lovers. Thirteen twenty four ten is our number.
Speaker 3: Have you been a part of a secret relationship? And
Speaker 3: for how long?
Speaker 2: Why are we talking about secret lovers? Who's got a
Speaker 2: secret lover in here? Quinn, you haven't turned his microphone on. Jack,
Speaker 2: it was a problem.
Speaker 5: Well, I'm just catching up on the news. So who's
Speaker 5: got a secret? As I read on the run? But
Speaker 5: promise ring? That's right. A promise ring could prove crucial
Speaker 5: in what's being.
Speaker 6: Described as an explosive inheritance battle between the wife and
Speaker 6: alleged lover of a prominent football figure who died back
Speaker 6: in twenty twenty three.
Speaker 2: So basically, instead of an engagement ring, it's a promise ring.
Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, yeah, that's something you'd roll out in high school.
Speaker 5: So they were having a.
Speaker 6: Romantic and sexual relationship for many years, and now the
Speaker 6: promise ring is at the center.
Speaker 2: Of a dispute over a football player.
Speaker 7: Promise ring will get you out.
Speaker 5: He was a football identity.
Speaker 2: Do we know who?
Speaker 7: We can't say. Let's go to Grace, Grace. Have you
Speaker 7: had a secret lover?
Speaker 2: I had?
Speaker 15: I was dating my best friend's brother in high school
Speaker 15: and it was the secret for about six months.
Speaker 2: Pat, did your best friend find out?
Speaker 15: I ended up having to tell him. I felt so bad,
Speaker 15: But then again, his parents found out as well as
Speaker 15: my partner accidentally told over there in Bali and they
Speaker 15: knew me.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's that it's always that often, not for me.
Speaker 2: I never dated any of my friends brothers, but it
Speaker 2: was my brother's friends that I was always chasing. Yes,
Speaker 2: oh yes, having an older brother. It happened.
Speaker 5: And did it go down right or no?
Speaker 2: Not very well?
Speaker 7: It was bowen like you leave my group? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Was he off you or the friend?
Speaker 2: Both of us mostly me obviously, and.
Speaker 7: We're his friends. Pretty keen one my friends, no, just one.
Speaker 2: It didn't go down well. It was a family meeting.
Speaker 4: Got involved in family meeting my brother and I was really, yeah,
Speaker 4: you can't tell me what to do. Can you imagine
Speaker 4: my brother trying to tell.
Speaker 7: Me when I even if you weren't interested in the guy,
Speaker 7: you'd back on with him, just to annoyed.
Speaker 2: But probably.
Speaker 4: But I was off limits for most of his mates.
Speaker 4: But they was fine for him to date my friends
Speaker 4: or no problem. Not that any of them wanted to
Speaker 4: date him, because he was feral. That's all big brothers are.
Speaker 6: God, do you reckon It still stings a little bit, Yeah,
Speaker 6: a little bit, yep, the one that got away.
Speaker 7: Perhaps already four were talking secret relationship.
Speaker 2: Nadia, good morning, Did you have a secret lover?
Speaker 11: Good morning? Yes, I certainly did oh tell us it
Speaker 11: was my dad's housemates.
Speaker 2: Was he the same age as your did round?
Speaker 11: The same age as my dad?
Speaker 7: Yet guessing? Guessing? He played the away game and stayed
Speaker 7: at yours.
Speaker 11: No, no, no, I would wait for Dad to go
Speaker 11: out and speaking.
Speaker 5: He'd sneak in and out. How long? How long are
Speaker 5: we talking? Now?
Speaker 10: He is?
Speaker 2: Did dad find out? Or did you break up?
Speaker 11: I broke up and they didn't find out quite a
Speaker 11: few years later.
Speaker 7: And then did he kick him out of the house?
Speaker 11: No, no, he moved out like before that. So it
Speaker 11: was all harsh hash and it only sort of came
Speaker 11: out like quite.
Speaker 10: A few years later, though.
Speaker 2: Was it so lack exhilaration?
Speaker 11: Yeah, one hundred percent. It was my thirst?
Speaker 6: So oh it was what her first love affair, first
Speaker 6: fling Chantell Vision thirty, Chantel twenty four ten.
Speaker 7: Hello, good morning, good morning, our secret lovers. What do
Speaker 7: you got?
Speaker 14: I had a relationship with the man for that I
Speaker 14: worked with for sixteen years and it was a secret.
Speaker 2: Why was it a secret? Chantelle?
Speaker 14: Our life circumstances. You know we're both in a marriage
Speaker 14: at the start, you were both.
Speaker 2: Married sixteen years. Yeah, hang on, so wait, you were married?
Speaker 2: He was married, but you were? Were you in love?
Speaker 9: Yep?
Speaker 7: Wow?
Speaker 2: How come you didn't leave you?
Speaker 14: But like, if you don't make me asking, I did
Speaker 14: for a completely different reason.
Speaker 17: But he didn't.
Speaker 7: And did you ever?
Speaker 5: And it just kept going to chantel? Did you ever
Speaker 5: slip up? Was there ever any sort of close calls?
Speaker 16: Only one?
Speaker 5: What happened?
Speaker 14: Just a message was left out of ours, which was
Speaker 14: kind of against the rules.
Speaker 2: So he had rules? And did any either of your
Speaker 2: partners ever find out?
Speaker 11: Mine?
Speaker 14: Didn't?
Speaker 18: He did?
Speaker 2: Oh? And did they stay together after that?
Speaker 10: Yep?
Speaker 14: They're still together.
Speaker 2: And was that heartbreaking for you?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: But I imagine it was more heartbreaking for his wife.
Speaker 7: Of course.
Speaker 15: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Do you regret it? No, because you're in love?
Speaker 5: Yep? Sorry you were. Do you don't see this fellow.
Speaker 14: I don't have much contact?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 7: No, but you still do have some?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Do we still is it still on?
Speaker 5: Do we still hook up?
Speaker 2: No? He's still in love with him?
Speaker 18: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Oh god, what a mess?
Speaker 5: Oh that'll help?
Speaker 7: Yep?
Speaker 5: Sorry, are you single?
Speaker 8: Now?
Speaker 7: The emotional write an animal song?
Speaker 3: My bad?
Speaker 7: There we go.
Speaker 5: My brother's texting, Oh yeah, here we go.
Speaker 7: This is where? This is where your brother's about the review.
Speaker 5: Is Gdle livery?
Speaker 2: He just sent me an emoji of him flipping the
Speaker 2: burd get back on.
Speaker 10: Now.
Speaker 2: I don't know if that's because I said he was
Speaker 2: fairl as a teenager because I dated his mate.
Speaker 3: Boen's I reckon Bowen would have cause some damage. Na
Speaker 3: what Yeah, it is just gone twenty five to eight
Speaker 3: someone else. I'm sure that would cause some damage on
Speaker 3: the circuit. Ross Noble's in the house. He's going to
Speaker 3: join us in minutes.
Speaker 7: On over. One of our favorites is.
Speaker 19: Here introducing our next guess.
Speaker 7: He's an English funny man or a funny englishman.
Speaker 1: Either way, he's funny, he's English and he lives here
Speaker 1: in Melbourne.
Speaker 9: I just got married to an Australian. Of course. People
Speaker 9: swear that you wouldn't, but look at them coughing already
Speaker 9: over there, bloody.
Speaker 5: I quite.
Speaker 9: Because that's how my wife talks.
Speaker 5: Please, welcome to the show.
Speaker 2: Morning.
Speaker 9: That's quite an old clip that I've been married for
Speaker 9: a long time. So yeah, anyone always just got married?
Speaker 9: Can I just say I'm still more the same? Anyone
Speaker 9: thinking I've gone.
Speaker 2: All show and your girl dad, I am the girls weird?
Speaker 9: Yes?
Speaker 2: What is that how the girls acent.
Speaker 9: It's weird because when we moved over they all sounded
Speaker 9: like Helen and bottom cart father. What's a marvelous day?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 9: I got them just in time.
Speaker 2: Australian, isn't it?
Speaker 9: Can I just say it? Thank you for playing Bonnie Tyler?
Speaker 9: Just before he introduced, there's a there's a mash up.
Speaker 9: I didn't expect to know how old?
Speaker 2: What's old is new again?
Speaker 3: Wrong?
Speaker 9: Bonnie Tyler and David Guetta. I know, No, he's a
Speaker 9: he's a happening. Indeed, I believe the young people say
Speaker 9: she is an old Welsh lady.
Speaker 2: How old would Bonnie Tyler be? Now that's a google
Speaker 2: Sho's going to.
Speaker 9: Be in our seventies? Oh, there's a there's a quiz
Speaker 9: for everyone. I reckon, she's seventy she's seventy three?
Speaker 5: You know?
Speaker 9: Is she still holding out for a hero?
Speaker 2: She's still holding out for a hero? She's she turned
Speaker 2: seventy four two months ago, so.
Speaker 9: I was one off.
Speaker 2: Yes, she went seventy four in June.
Speaker 5: She's still cobbing.
Speaker 9: Sorry, just he.
Speaker 2: Doesn't want to talk about himself, You're not.
Speaker 9: I want to talk about Bonnie Tyler because she's an
Speaker 9: old Welsh woman.
Speaker 7: Did he like?
Speaker 9: Surely David just took the track and remixed it. She's
Speaker 9: not coming in from that, She's right right door. Do
Speaker 9: don't worry about that. I come. Don't be so well,
Speaker 9: go down there, nice.
Speaker 2: Holding on for heroes, holding out for here, washing back
Speaker 2: that out lots on Friday.
Speaker 7: On Fridays.
Speaker 9: Let's say if she is holding out for here, she
Speaker 9: is held out for a long time.
Speaker 2: Seventy four, seventy four.
Speaker 9: Seventy four? How old's David?
Speaker 7: Half half that?
Speaker 5: Fifty?
Speaker 2: Yeah, David g that's a live Google.
Speaker 5: Please before we get to.
Speaker 7: Your comedy show. There is something I need to ask
Speaker 7: you about.
Speaker 2: He's fifty seven?
Speaker 5: Is he?
Speaker 7: God?
Speaker 9: Lord, David David good, come into my room, Bunny, come in?
Speaker 9: Is he French?
Speaker 4: There?
Speaker 7: One hundred?
Speaker 9: Is he French?
Speaker 10: Ye?
Speaker 9: French? Yips are so well you wouldn't believe.
Speaker 7: How sare my hips are?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 5: I've been doing it longer than you, David.
Speaker 9: Oh my lord, I needs some.
Speaker 7: Visual dream the one that went out with Happening.
Speaker 9: Makes lovely Pants. No, that's Calvin Klein. I've got him confused.
Speaker 7: Yes, yes, sorry, j You're gonna like this appeared on
Speaker 7: a lot of TV shows.
Speaker 3: I just got informed you went on some show in
Speaker 3: the UK where they get a bunch of UK celebrities
Speaker 3: and throw you in the water with shut.
Speaker 7: I've never ever heard of this celebrity.
Speaker 9: Well, yes I did. Yeah, So it was one of
Speaker 9: those shows.
Speaker 7: So you know what it's like.
Speaker 9: You'll get an email manager call and go, hey, you've
Speaker 9: been off of this show and straight you read the
Speaker 9: I am not doing that. Not just some of them
Speaker 9: they come through and you just go, that's got to
Speaker 9: be a wind up. And there was. And they said,
Speaker 9: it's a bunch of celebrities and they're going to teach
Speaker 9: you the scuba dive, and you're gonna get in and
Speaker 9: you're gonna start with like little shark, you know, like stingraars,
Speaker 9: and then lemon sharks, then reef shocks, and then you're
Speaker 9: gonna build up until not in a kid like literally
Speaker 9: with hammerheads, and then the giant great one tigers, tiger
Speaker 9: shark and a bull sharks and then building up, building up.
Speaker 2: But where are you in the ocean or pool.
Speaker 5: Like an aquariumff, it was a skip. It was lit.
Speaker 9: They filled a skip full of water, they placed the
Speaker 9: celebrity into the skip.
Speaker 5: In the ocean.
Speaker 9: I'll tell you what it was. It was in the Bahamas,
Speaker 9: and I was like, what why would I want to
Speaker 9: do a celebrity shark thing? And she went, it's three
Speaker 9: weeks in the Bahamas.
Speaker 7: I'll do it. Celebrity gets eaten instead of I got.
Speaker 9: Bitten by a lemon shark.
Speaker 2: A lemon shark.
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, that's not enough.
Speaker 5: It's not enough for just a little nip.
Speaker 9: I got bitten by just a small one. It got
Speaker 9: on the back of the leg, the bud. Well, that
Speaker 9: is true. Oh yeah, good lord, we we're in wear
Speaker 9: steep water stitches.
Speaker 5: No, it was.
Speaker 9: I was wearing a wet suit, so it just it
Speaker 9: didn't it didn't break the skin, but it was enough
Speaker 9: to it was how many times have you been?
Speaker 3: I'm just saying, if he's gonna shot that story around
Speaker 3: that he's been bitten by a shark, I think you
Speaker 3: need to be.
Speaker 9: So you're saying that if teeth, if teeth applied pressure,
Speaker 9: that's not a bit.
Speaker 3: If there's no puncture through the wetsuit, I reckon, that's
Speaker 3: that's a bump.
Speaker 9: No puncture, not a bit. Well, that's worth knowing for
Speaker 9: when you're being caught you're in a fight in a pub.
Speaker 9: There was no puncturing. No, yeah, so yeah, so I
Speaker 9: went and that's one with these massive, these massive tiger sharks.
Speaker 2: Were you scared?
Speaker 5: You know what?
Speaker 9: I'm not. I wasn't because I'm an idiot. No, it
Speaker 9: was one of those things where no, it's just it was.
Speaker 2: It was really exciting and then are you scared of anything?
Speaker 5: But yeah, yeah, like not us that it's just general
Speaker 5: not people.
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, yeah. If I had been diving and there
Speaker 9: had been a bloke down there with a knife, just
Speaker 9: you know that, you know those guys that you say
Speaker 9: wabbling around.
Speaker 5: We are in Melbourne.
Speaker 2: I never put them in the.
Speaker 9: Yeah, or if I was say, I was the caretaker
Speaker 9: at a local tobacconists in Melbourne. Scared there, but it
Speaker 9: was amazing And it turns out it turns out that
Speaker 9: sharks are massively misunderstood and they're really important.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Look, I think you could do the shark game in
Speaker 4: the Bahamas, but I don't think you could be doing
Speaker 4: it here in Australia.
Speaker 2: Assive, great white.
Speaker 9: We've got I want to do it here. I want
Speaker 9: to Yeah.
Speaker 2: Did you say that guy yesterday that got.
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: That would if it had got his wet suit.
Speaker 7: Well it wouldn't.
Speaker 9: That's not an I would hardly recommend it. Not getting
Speaker 9: bitten swimming Swimming with the.
Speaker 2: Sharks shows on September sixth.
Speaker 9: Yes, it is at the Palais beautiful just up here
Speaker 9: in St Kilda. What I would argue in my top
Speaker 9: five best rooms for comedy in the world, Wow, yeah,
Speaker 9: not too big.
Speaker 3: Like for comedy rooms, you know how sometimes intimate like
Speaker 3: intimate venues are perfect.
Speaker 9: Oh my god, it's it's just the sounds amazing. It's
Speaker 9: not too big, not too small, it's perfect.
Speaker 5: What's your five ross five venue in the world.
Speaker 9: In the world, I would sort of, I would say
Speaker 9: that's probably there's probably about five that are all kind
Speaker 9: of interchangeable. Palladium, Olympia and Dublin Palais here, yeah, probably there.
Speaker 9: The audience yeah, oh absolutely no, seriously, this is and
Speaker 9: it's a Melbourne audience as well.
Speaker 2: So Australian audience is better.
Speaker 5: You know what.
Speaker 9: Australian audiences are incredibly laid back. But at the same time,
Speaker 9: so like some places you go to, you'll get an
Speaker 9: audience that's sort of like London, for example, they're up
Speaker 9: for it once they're there, but it's so it's such
Speaker 9: a nightmare getting any.
Speaker 5: On the right and they're in a good mood when
Speaker 5: they get there.
Speaker 9: Yeah, so it takes about so about the first ten minutes.
Speaker 9: You can see people sort of like they're ringing out
Speaker 9: there sort of stuff.
Speaker 7: You know, he's very good guy.
Speaker 9: Well, I did a gig once and it was so
Speaker 9: the heat of the audience and the theater, and then
Speaker 9: because everyone had got wet, there was steam coming off
Speaker 9: the audience.
Speaker 7: Look like you said, off a smoke machine or doing
Speaker 7: a gig.
Speaker 9: In a sauna.
Speaker 6: There are So I'm hosting, ah, yes, a conference today.
Speaker 5: It's the National Finance Broker's Day.
Speaker 6: Doesn't that sound at them anything I should run with
Speaker 6: for that type of audience as an opening, I.
Speaker 9: Think you should be honest and go good evening everybody.
Speaker 9: I'm here for the money. Let's be honest.
Speaker 7: That'll appreciate it.
Speaker 9: No one's doing that for the love of its noble.
Speaker 3: Who's playing Palais Theater September six. You can get your
Speaker 3: tickets through ticket Master Ross. It's always good to see mate,
Speaker 3: Thanks for coming.
Speaker 9: In, thanks for having me, and I'll be back with
Speaker 9: a remix with David, but just an old Welsh woman.
Speaker 7: We look forward to.
Speaker 9: If there's any old Welsh women who live in Melbourne
Speaker 9: who want to come to the Pali, I'll get you
Speaker 9: on and you can remix one of my jokes.
Speaker 5: Mine doesn't know how they build tunnels.
Speaker 9: I don't need to see.
Speaker 5: It's a missoury. She thinks the moon is a planet
Speaker 5: and the sun is a star, so really is a star?
Speaker 7: I love this segment thirt Ain twenty fourteen. What does
Speaker 7: Lauren not know? In return? I got two hundred dollars
Speaker 7: schnitz vouchers up for grabs.
Speaker 3: If there is a fact or an interesting bit of
Speaker 3: info that you think Lauren doesn't know, give us.
Speaker 7: You know, there's there's weights.
Speaker 2: In the roads at traffic, but I've heard that, is
Speaker 2: it true?
Speaker 3: Yeah, So when you pull up at a red light,
Speaker 3: maybe reverse a little bit and then go forward and
Speaker 3: the weight inside the bitchman will pick up. Well like it,
Speaker 3: just it feels like there's another car pulling up as well,
Speaker 3: so traffic's banking up. So then engages the lights a
Speaker 3: little bit quicker.
Speaker 2: I don't believe that. I believe that there is a
Speaker 2: weight there, but I don't believe that there's more cars
Speaker 2: the grid.
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's like a little grid.
Speaker 2: Do you think if you reverse forward and back?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Change absolutely. It feels like this.
Speaker 7: Thank your cars there.
Speaker 2: You won't change the light for one car, but it
Speaker 2: will for many. There's only one car.
Speaker 5: They're like, oh, well, getting impatient? No, no, no, it
Speaker 5: must go. There's agreed on the bottom.
Speaker 7: There is.
Speaker 5: There's a built in grid.
Speaker 2: I believe that side of it.
Speaker 5: You reverse it back forward, back changes quicker. It's true.
Speaker 2: Fourteen, that's absolutely not.
Speaker 7: What does Lauren not know? In return?
Speaker 3: Will hook up with a two dollars about shell because
Speaker 3: the computer's going on, no more cars, small cars.
Speaker 7: We need we need to it's a jam. Oh god,
Speaker 7: we need to jam.
Speaker 2: We're all in that one spot. They think it's just like,
Speaker 2: oh my god.
Speaker 7: The cars are on top of it.
Speaker 2: Smart cars are all there.
Speaker 5: Line doesn't know how they build tunnels. I don't need
Speaker 5: to see. It's a Missouri.
Speaker 19: She s it's a moon, there's a planet, and the
Speaker 19: sun is a star.
Speaker 6: So really is a start third a twenty four ten?
Speaker 7: Lauren doesn't know.
Speaker 5: I've got one. I've got one.
Speaker 6: I've got oh, here we go, here do you know, Lauren,
Speaker 6: that hot water turns into ice quicker than cold water.
Speaker 5: I did know that. Did you know that.
Speaker 6: Cold water boils in a kettle faster than hot water
Speaker 6: boilers in a kettle?
Speaker 7: I did not know that.
Speaker 2: I did not know that, and I don't think that's true. No,
Speaker 2: I need the.
Speaker 5: Really because of the the com compounds in it.
Speaker 7: I always get the tap running hot to fill the kettle.
Speaker 5: Up, and especially when you're boiling something, cold water boils
Speaker 5: faster than warm water out of the tap.
Speaker 2: No, it doesn't. It does in a pot.
Speaker 5: Chemical compounds.
Speaker 2: In it, not in a pot. If you put boiling
Speaker 2: water in a pot.
Speaker 3: Do you remember the one much faster than cold water?
Speaker 3: Remember the one he had last week regarding the Spice Girls.
Speaker 6: The Spice Girls were originally Touch and they changed their
Speaker 6: name something more catchy, but.
Speaker 2: They still like sporty touch, scary touch.
Speaker 5: You don't want ginger touch.
Speaker 2: No one wants to lived. Last one line that that
Speaker 2: was one one came up on the podcast yesterday, which
Speaker 2: I didn't believe.
Speaker 5: What was it?
Speaker 19: On a legal document, people are often referred to as
Speaker 19: master or miss, and I doubles. That refers to people
Speaker 19: that are under the age of eighteen, both male and female.
Speaker 5: I did not know boy Master, Oh yeah yeah, and
Speaker 5: all the boys and your sister.
Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, yeah. I did not know on all the
Speaker 7: boys passports their master feeling Master.
Speaker 5: H thank account.
Speaker 2: They shouldn't have credit cards. It's fifteen, Master, I did
Speaker 2: not know that.
Speaker 7: That's the idea of the segment thirteen twenty fourteen Sandy
Speaker 7: and South Morange. What does Lauren not know?
Speaker 17: A group of jellyfish.
Speaker 2: A gaggle?
Speaker 5: What is it?
Speaker 7: Sandy?
Speaker 5: A smack a snack?
Speaker 2: I didn't know that, did you know?
Speaker 7: I find the whole group names a lot like let's
Speaker 7: just call them a group?
Speaker 2: Like what are a group of humans called gatherings?
Speaker 7: Jared in Geelong?
Speaker 3: What does Lauren not know today?
Speaker 14: I know that Nobu the restaurant was costounded by Robert
Speaker 14: de Niro.
Speaker 10: I do know that.
Speaker 4: That he's got one in Buda, which is an island.
Speaker 4: He's brought a little house on there to go to.
Speaker 7: Noble.
Speaker 2: I love a little island, robs Root.
Speaker 4: He's building a house there, and so he put his
Speaker 4: own little Nobu there, which you can only access by
Speaker 4: plane or boat.
Speaker 7: Jarrett, don't try and take this girl on with h
Speaker 7: forget about it.
Speaker 5: She's out goal.
Speaker 2: But a lot of people wouldn't know that.
Speaker 7: About Roberts, it's pretty well known. I didn't know about
Speaker 7: the Jamaica.
Speaker 2: It is in the Caribbean, all right, Dan in the docklands,
Speaker 2: good morning.
Speaker 16: I bet Lauren doesn't know the tram drivers have the
Speaker 16: ability to change the traffic lights and the CBD.
Speaker 7: Oh we've had this traffic.
Speaker 2: Shan are you are you a tram driver?
Speaker 16: So what can she do so she can control of
Speaker 16: the traffic lights for the CBD?
Speaker 6: The why do they stop at the traffic light because
Speaker 6: they get those funny little teas, you know how the
Speaker 6: te goes white and that means they can go.
Speaker 16: But the rest of us traffic banking up, they can control.
Speaker 16: They can make cars have the red light, and they
Speaker 16: can control when they get their green lights.
Speaker 3: Wow, desprite about emergency service which can actually control.
Speaker 5: They can't.
Speaker 2: They can go through a red light.
Speaker 5: No, they can change.
Speaker 2: I think the argument was with the Prime Minister's car,
Speaker 2: That's what you were asking.
Speaker 7: Yeah, but the police cars. Do the police have that
Speaker 7: for whoever?
Speaker 2: Police cars just go through red.
Speaker 5: Yeah they do.
Speaker 6: But what they're saying, if there's a VIP vehicle. They
Speaker 6: can change the sequence.
Speaker 3: You're on Chapel Street, all the traffics banked up. They
Speaker 3: need the traffic to move to be able to get
Speaker 3: through so they can control the lights.
Speaker 2: I don't think so, because I see them on the
Speaker 2: other side of the road sometimes.
Speaker 7: Cheesy, our resonant friendly cop was in here and told
Speaker 7: us that they can do it.
Speaker 5: Remember, and I've won over Jase because he doubted me
Speaker 5: and Cheesy.
Speaker 2: Well, you asked the Prime Minister and he said no, yeah,
Speaker 2: but he didn't know.
Speaker 6: What was interesting though, that makes sense because it trustrates
Speaker 6: me is I'm sitting there waiting for on a red
Speaker 6: arrow and I was at the intersection first and the
Speaker 6: tram comes and.
Speaker 5: Gets the white tea and gets to go through.
Speaker 7: I'm like, come on, and knowing you you'd be running
Speaker 7: on fumes.
Speaker 5: The petrol I was driving it this morning, like Jesus
Speaker 5: Petroltes on, here we go.
Speaker 7: What are we going to get a week out of that?
Speaker 2: Don't drive to the MCG from here, going to get
Speaker 2: stuck on this way or something.
Speaker 3: I was watching that episode of Sidefeld the other day
Speaker 3: where it was just running to see how far I
Speaker 3: can get and I'm like, oh my god, this is clip.
Speaker 7: This is the gauntlet you run in.
Speaker 2: How many breakdowns without fuel of your I think I've
Speaker 2: had six?
Speaker 7: How many Jerry cans you brought?
Speaker 5: Well, I've got one permanently in the car with thanks
Speaker 5: to our friends.
Speaker 1: At Cole's already expressed, has it got.
Speaker 7: Fuel in it?
Speaker 5: Already? Express? Our friends, Our.
Speaker 2: Friends at Express, they gave you one with your face
Speaker 2: on it.
Speaker 5: Coles are also our friends, but they don't sell petrol.
Speaker 2: She already expressed.
Speaker 5: Cults anyway, Cols do great if you've grounded Jerry cans.
Speaker 2: Great grocery deliveries from Coles, though.
Speaker 3: I love grabbing my shoffing at their self service check out. Fortil.
Speaker 3: Let's go to the phone trying off f five thousand
Speaker 3: dollars this morning. Oho, Danny, Oh hi, you are the
Speaker 3: chosen one. Welcome to the show.
Speaker 7: Hi guys, good morning, good morning.
Speaker 2: Going to the footy tomorrow night to watch the Almighty Blues.
Speaker 5: Oh I am the Blues and the Bombers.
Speaker 10: Oh yeah, we've got to get a win.
Speaker 7: Hope it might be a draw. Be nice, beIN buck
Speaker 7: the Bombers, be nice.
Speaker 5: Hopefully we get a win.
Speaker 7: Exactly all right, put the bed.
Speaker 5: Well, let's again.
Speaker 4: Also try and win you five thousand dollars this morning.
Speaker 4: I believe you want our hardest question.
Speaker 5: We're let's do it five thousand dollars.
Speaker 7: All right, Danny.
Speaker 3: Rules are simple. You will hear a question, you will
Speaker 3: hear a three to two one. You need to answer
Speaker 3: within that time.
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, good luck.
Speaker 7: I reckon this is in Danny's heading zone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think so too.
Speaker 7: I think if you really think about it, what genre
Speaker 7: is it?
Speaker 2: You've only got a few seconds to think about it.
Speaker 2: You got to answer before the buzzer.
Speaker 3: Genre entertainment? Yeah, yeah, yeah, entertainment. Okay, okay, for five
Speaker 3: thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: Who was the youngest person ever to host Saturday Nights Alive?
Speaker 12: Three?
Speaker 2: Two one?
Speaker 7: Are you gonna kick yourself?
Speaker 15: Child?
Speaker 2: Stars? Still start deep? True Arymore. She's sposted it six times.
Speaker 4: For the very first time is in nineteen eighty two,
Speaker 4: during peak et when she's just seven years old.
Speaker 5: What was she I'm sorry, girl, I've never seen it.
Speaker 2: You've never seen never seen.
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 2: What did you do in your childhood?
Speaker 7: What were you doing at your house?
Speaker 2: Actually? Nineteen eighty two, I wasn't here either, but I've
Speaker 2: seen it's ET, even all my kids. You know what
Speaker 2: he says, not home, phone home?
Speaker 7: Okay, the kid on the bike riding the bike.
Speaker 4: Rides into the sky, doesn't he Well, you may not
Speaker 4: have seen one of the greats. But coming up next, Clint,
Speaker 4: I've got a TV show. I want to know if
Speaker 4: you've seen. All the kids are talking about it. It's
Speaker 4: like out of control. I don't know if your kids
Speaker 4: are watching it too.
Speaker 7: Is it ET?
Speaker 2: It's not ET. It's like the modern day ET.
Speaker 7: I cannot believe you haven't seen over it.
Speaker 2: You know what?
Speaker 7: Get to Blockbuster horror brother.
Speaker 4: All right, I want to talk about something all the
Speaker 4: kids are talking about. Thirteen twenty four tween is our
Speaker 4: phone number. If your kids, or perhaps you as an adult,
Speaker 4: are obsessed with this new well, I think it's new
Speaker 4: K pop movie Demon Hunters.
Speaker 2: All my friends kids talk about it.
Speaker 7: Here's the trailer.
Speaker 2: The world or no US pop stars, but you will
Speaker 2: be much more than that.
Speaker 9: You will be Hunters.
Speaker 7: Is a movie or a TV movie.
Speaker 2: I watched it yesterday. It's on Netflix.
Speaker 7: It's animated.
Speaker 2: It's animated.
Speaker 4: It's like it's basically about K pop pop stars. Rose
Speaker 4: is not in it, but it's it's an animated film
Speaker 4: much like Frozen as a musical, but it's it's about
Speaker 4: K pop stars who.
Speaker 2: Moonlight as demon hunters demon well basically they're trying to
Speaker 2: protect their fans from the demons.
Speaker 5: But you're going to watch this, I wass I.
Speaker 4: Was out for family Chinese on Sunday with all the
Speaker 4: kids in our street out there, parents and a bunch
Speaker 4: of the kids, and the kids are all talking, and
Speaker 4: I was like, I've got to watch it because I
Speaker 4: keep seeing clips of my friends kids and people singing it.
Speaker 2: So that song we just played then Golden Placed, so
Speaker 2: that's it's a Top forty song, but it's from this
Speaker 2: animated movie.
Speaker 4: Really, so this is one of the cartoon So it's Rooney,
Speaker 4: Mirror and Zoe are the characters and they're pop stars,
Speaker 4: but their songs are now like top forty, Bilboards, top.
Speaker 5: Ten Ruby Mirror and Bobby.
Speaker 2: Ruby Mirror and Zoe they're the characters. Are the pop stars, well, no,
Speaker 2: the K pop singers who play them pop stars and
Speaker 2: they're releasing hits like that. And then yesterday I was.
Speaker 4: Driving home and I heard during the day, we're playing
Speaker 4: another song from the animated film, which, by the way,
Speaker 4: is now the most animated, most watched animated film on.
Speaker 5: Netflix, beating Blue Being. Well.
Speaker 20: Yeah, so the albums reaching up on the Billboard show
Speaker 20: Feeling Mitchel, but people are going mad for it.
Speaker 7: Yeah. We had friends over the other week and I
Speaker 7: think their daughter was watching with honey, I want.
Speaker 2: To take some calls because I want to hear what
Speaker 2: people are saying about it, because I was like, I'm
Speaker 2: not going to like this, and I love this.
Speaker 5: Did you like girl? Yeah?
Speaker 4: I got quite tall, came home and was like, I
Speaker 4: was on the couch just after an under a blanket
Speaker 4: watching Demon Hunters and he was like, what are you seven?
Speaker 2: What are you doing?
Speaker 5: I loved it?
Speaker 6: Did you question to people, do the kids are they
Speaker 6: doing dances to these songs on the TikTok? I think
Speaker 6: so yeah, because I saw I think I heard it
Speaker 6: and saw it the other that they're dancing like.
Speaker 5: Demon hunter they're a pop group. Tom Hello, Hello, Tom Hello?
Speaker 2: Is someone in your house obsessed with Demon Hunters?
Speaker 15: Oh?
Speaker 16: It's ridiculous.
Speaker 18: My daughter had a birthday play in the weekend and
Speaker 18: they were all seeing a work for work and then
Speaker 18: I find out that for the kids christ.
Speaker 5: The Demons.
Speaker 2: You, Amelia, she's eleven, she can explain it to me, Amelia.
Speaker 2: Do you love it?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: She's gone to.
Speaker 7: Hello Amelia, Hi, Hello.
Speaker 5: Do you like it?
Speaker 15: Yes? I love it?
Speaker 7: Yes?
Speaker 2: What is so good about it? Amelia?
Speaker 17: I don't know.
Speaker 15: It's just like it's just very good and the storyline
Speaker 15: is good and I'm just waiting.
Speaker 7: For number two. Do you think Lauren's too old to
Speaker 7: be watching it?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 5: What's your favorite K pop demon? Person?
Speaker 2: Hunter?
Speaker 7: Hunter X, probably Roomy, I like Mirah, We Lovey.
Speaker 2: Jasmine or Jasmine's thirty three? Are you watching it too?
Speaker 12: Of four?
Speaker 2: And who's more into it? You're the kids in your house?
Speaker 8: I am definitely more into it.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, Jaine, you're a made up pop group, right,
Speaker 4: But then there's stop singers are actual.
Speaker 2: Real pop stars? Is that right?
Speaker 5: We got Tom back that wasn't very convincing, wasn't.
Speaker 2: I don't really know what's happening.
Speaker 7: Released Tom Tommy you there?
Speaker 18: Yeah, I'm back Storry guys.
Speaker 7: All right, So you were saying, what's what's coming up?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 18: So my daughter has a Christmas concert and they're singing
Speaker 18: the song Golden Oh.
Speaker 2: So it's like imagine if Frozen was in like the
Speaker 2: Billboard charts. Yeah right, let it go, because that's what
Speaker 2: it is. It's a cartoon movie, but all the songs
Speaker 2: from it, from this made up.
Speaker 5: Real pop stars singing them sing and they're cashing in
Speaker 5: on there.
Speaker 4: They're double dipping. They're pop stars and their face the
Speaker 4: K pop cartoon pops.
Speaker 5: But they're not called the same thing in IRL are
Speaker 5: They know?
Speaker 4: Their names are different, different, But I've noticed it. Every
Speaker 4: time we played Golden Jason never says the artist.
Speaker 2: Society just goes.
Speaker 7: I've never heard of them before. I've never heard of them.
Speaker 7: Now they real real.
Speaker 2: Because I thought they were the cartoon names that we know.
Speaker 2: They're the real capop.
Speaker 7: I even thought it was a TV so look at
Speaker 7: our phones.
Speaker 2: People have gone mad for it. It's I'm telling it.
Speaker 5: Can we get one of them on the show? The
Speaker 5: cap Poppers?
Speaker 2: Wait, the cartoon cap or the real demons? The demons
Speaker 2: are cartoon characters. Yeah, we could get one for sure,
Speaker 2: let's find one. Can we get one of them from
Speaker 2: Golden Places screening? They are well, they're actually some of
Speaker 2: the most popular singers in the world.
Speaker 7: Now they are killing it. It's actually remember she came
Speaker 7: out of nowhere?
Speaker 5: Do you watch it again?
Speaker 2: I've watched three quarters. I still I don't know how to.
Speaker 5: Hinds when you rewatch.
Speaker 2: Come on over, We'll pull up a pull of blanket.
Speaker 5: Come on over.
Speaker 7: I would like to do a shout out and a
Speaker 7: massive thank you to someone this morning.
Speaker 2: Was who's that Chase?
Speaker 7: Ma wif? Who is knee deep in book week preparation?
Speaker 2: What day? Because week's all week? Right, the week, different schools,
Speaker 2: different days.
Speaker 7: Friday is the day for us.
Speaker 2: She's only seems like a good day to do it.
Speaker 7: Friday seems like a great day. We've got all weeks.
Speaker 3: She was driving around yesterday looking for Pokemon parts for
Speaker 3: one outfit.
Speaker 7: There's a lot of paint.
Speaker 2: Come on a book.
Speaker 3: Everything's a book. There's a lot of paint in their
Speaker 3: house At the moment, it's just arts and crafts.
Speaker 7: Every week.
Speaker 2: What are they going out?
Speaker 7: I don't want to reveal it in case it could
Speaker 7: ruin their surprise.
Speaker 2: Look, it's the met Garla.
Speaker 8: It is.
Speaker 3: It's the met Gala for kids thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 3: Are you having dramas or meltdowns at your place over
Speaker 3: book Week?
Speaker 7: In return? God love them? The people at Spotlight.
Speaker 3: Have you given us a call and said we're going
Speaker 3: to hook people up one hundred dollars Spotlight vouchers to
Speaker 3: make life a little bit easier for Book Week?
Speaker 2: Book Week gods Terence need all the help they can get.
Speaker 3: Oh, I know, we should be given out bloody cocktails
Speaker 3: as well, Thurday and twenty four ten.
Speaker 7: Have you had a book Week at your place? Give
Speaker 7: us a ring? Yep.
Speaker 3: It's the busiest week of the calendar when it comes
Speaker 3: to fashion here in Melbourne, it is book Week.
Speaker 5: What themes are we running with this year? Yeah? Any
Speaker 5: any popular ones?
Speaker 7: No, anything goes.
Speaker 3: Andy Lee's book always gets a good run, this book.
Speaker 3: Trying to get my three year old to watch his
Speaker 3: new show last night? Do not watch the show? He
Speaker 3: freaked out. He's like, we can't watch it. No, it's
Speaker 3: just the name of the show. No, No, we can't watch.
Speaker 2: He's such a good boy.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Parents go mad over it, don't they. Book Week? The
Speaker 2: kids go mad and then parents get stressed.
Speaker 7: Ah, the stress levels of surely competitive.
Speaker 2: Somebody doing to contribute. As you get out of here
Speaker 2: at like ten o'clock most morning, you got all day.
Speaker 7: To be do not get out of here at ten
Speaker 7: o'clock most morning.
Speaker 2: Yesterday it was sort of eighty five.
Speaker 5: Unwell, so what are you doing with the book? Quik?
Speaker 7: That's why I just came my lovely wife.
Speaker 2: Are you helping her?
Speaker 7: I will be today.
Speaker 2: The making of the costume is your response.
Speaker 7: It's well, I will be delegated something today, lou.
Speaker 2: Send him a list. He just said before. I've got
Speaker 2: nothing on.
Speaker 7: Today, so get on the tem I'm still quite unwell.
Speaker 5: He's not.
Speaker 7: You work in.
Speaker 2: You came in this morning, said one hundred percent better.
Speaker 2: That's great, I'm on loose side.
Speaker 5: You're still wondering that good on the hot glue gun? Oh,
Speaker 5: I'm great on the Send him a.
Speaker 2: Text, Louis and tell him what he needs to do
Speaker 2: to make the book. And you put your feet up. Oh,
Speaker 2: it's Jason's days feeling one hundred pc better?
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four to ten. Have you had a meltdown
Speaker 3: in your house over book week?
Speaker 2: Let's get them fuss Steph, good morning, good morning. How
Speaker 2: old is your child? Please? He is seven? And what
Speaker 2: is the book week plan this year?
Speaker 12: Well?
Speaker 17: Our big plan was we had lots of ideas and
Speaker 17: we're trying to go through the costume box, see what
Speaker 17: we came up with, and he ended up starting to
Speaker 17: be a giant banana.
Speaker 7: Oh that's good, that's ALLID, that's all. I just want book.
Speaker 2: Did you happen to have that one in the costume
Speaker 2: dress ups already?
Speaker 17: We did, actually, so that was really lucky. But we
Speaker 17: had to try to find a book and everything. So
Speaker 17: I've kind of drawn it back to Banana Man from
Speaker 17: like that TV show when we're younger. But this morning
Speaker 17: I went to drop him off it before school care
Speaker 17: and all the kids there in their costumes. I thought
Speaker 17: it was Friday.
Speaker 5: And he's walking in.
Speaker 2: He's not in a banana.
Speaker 7: So what have you done? You just dropped him off.
Speaker 17: I just gave him a big hug, and I'm like,
Speaker 17: oh my god, I completely failed. I am so sorry.
Speaker 17: And he was looking around. He's just like overwhelmed by
Speaker 17: the costumes.
Speaker 5: He's like that, okay, he's what.
Speaker 7: We're going to do.
Speaker 2: But hang on, First of all, he didn't actually read
Speaker 2: a book. He just wanted to be a banana for
Speaker 2: no reason, and then you had to find a book
Speaker 2: about bananas.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you what, Steff, what we're gonna do is
Speaker 3: we're gonna hook you out with one hundred dollars. Spot
Speaker 3: out a spotlight voucher, get the spot grab a costume,
Speaker 3: get it back to school.
Speaker 17: But what is actually where we got the banana costume?
Speaker 2: Well, there you go, So can you run it up
Speaker 2: to him? Now?
Speaker 7: Yeah, I will try, I will, you will try. It
Speaker 7: seems like she's not going to.
Speaker 2: No, he's not. Now the next year's book week. That's
Speaker 2: a mom failed, but it happens.
Speaker 5: Don't worry, Olivia, good morning.
Speaker 2: Actually Jason's got nothing on. You could go and get
Speaker 2: a costume to school, but she's just in Chelsea.
Speaker 5: That's not very close in the hood. Basically, you.
Speaker 2: Said before you got nothing else.
Speaker 5: Something that's not the banana e. That may be something
Speaker 5: a bit more.
Speaker 2: You know he'll drop it into school stead that'd be great,
Speaker 2: No worries.
Speaker 5: But maybe you can give Olivia a hand as well.
Speaker 4: Olivia, mornington is a long way to go. Hope you
Speaker 4: didn't forget the costume? To Olivia, what's going on?
Speaker 7: Good morning?
Speaker 2: What's your book week? Disaster?
Speaker 13: My son?
Speaker 7: Do I sound Blake?
Speaker 8: I was going to dress up as Max Sawn tomorrow.
Speaker 8: Ye and wants and he wants to shave.
Speaker 5: His head.
Speaker 2: Is he going to grow a beard as well?
Speaker 11: We've got a fake beard.
Speaker 15: But he wants to shave his hair, and I said
Speaker 15: absolutely not.
Speaker 7: Come on, what's it week?
Speaker 5: What's your name? Sorry, it's Blake, Blake, now Blake.
Speaker 6: I'm the Melbourne supporter and as a Melbourne supporter, I
Speaker 6: give you permission to show.
Speaker 7: What about a ball cap? You can buy those ball caps?
Speaker 5: Yeah, like Pitbull. Maybe it's what it's what Max would want.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I think you shouldn let him shave it.
Speaker 2: How long would it take his hair to grow back,
Speaker 2: Olivia a week?
Speaker 7: He's a kid.
Speaker 15: No, it would probably take at least probably six weeks.
Speaker 2: It must have beautiful you've got to win the commitment
Speaker 2: for book week. You'd want to win best dress.
Speaker 3: They do a parade at my kid's school, like they
Speaker 3: set up a cat. They set up a lot of pressure,
Speaker 3: a lot.
Speaker 2: Of pressure, all the classes on the same day.
Speaker 7: Old school.
Speaker 3: I did see I did see Mario brothers hat around
Speaker 3: the house yesterday, So I'm not sure if one of
Speaker 3: them's working.
Speaker 5: The kids are doing their own costumes.
Speaker 7: Well, we got the costume.
Speaker 2: And you just said lou was making them and you're
Speaker 2: going to make that Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, but like I did see Mario Brothers rogue hat.
Speaker 3: But maybe the boys are just packing the back up.
Speaker 3: We had a lot of costumes in there. We're a
Speaker 3: big costume fit.
Speaker 2: You are when you got that many kids?
Speaker 7: Many Good morning, good morning, Hello dramas at your post.
Speaker 8: Yes, I have a three year old that had a
Speaker 8: full boy meltdown. She wanted to dress up as a cat,
Speaker 8: which was fine, but cats don't wear clothes. She wanted
Speaker 8: to go nude.
Speaker 2: So what did she end up wearing? I assume she
Speaker 2: didn't go new No.
Speaker 8: I found a picture of a pink cat on just
Speaker 8: Google search was wearing clothes.
Speaker 2: Oh so she dressed up in that pink hat. Wow,
Speaker 2: that's funny.
Speaker 7: Get these pants off me.
Speaker 2: I am a cat speaks the sphinx.
Speaker 3: Yeah all right, Jasmine, I've got one hundred dollars spotlight
Speaker 3: that if you need it to clothe your child, that
Speaker 3: would be great. That's coming your way. Don't send them, dude.
Speaker 3: No on the catwalk All right, guys.
Speaker 2: He's off to where are you going, Chelsea? To drop
Speaker 2: in the.
Speaker 7: Walk.
Speaker 5: She's a cat got it walking the walking.
Speaker 2: I don't think it deserves this much.
Speaker 9: I got it.
Speaker 7: Alex Warren. He'll be here soon. We're gonna go at
Speaker 7: the airport.
Speaker 2: I just read that he is one of the performers
Speaker 2: at the m t v v m A yesterday, Sabrina Carpenter.
Speaker 5: It's a good he has had a begin and he's
Speaker 5: done a duet with Melbourne's own Rose. Really it's a
Speaker 5: really cool song.
Speaker 7: You're on yeah with Jason Lauren Clintons. Were you're listening
Speaker 7: to Nova?
Speaker 11: Thank you for me.
Speaker 7: We're going to get out of here.
Speaker 2: Also that the MTV vm a's lineup is Ricky Martin
Speaker 2: and Buster Ride.
Speaker 5: Yeah, alushback time.
Speaker 2: September seven, they've just released lineup.
Speaker 3: Some hosted him and his Mumther doing her time for
Speaker 3: money laundering. Yeah, Sean Kingston rappers.
Speaker 2: Maybe if you're down, down, down, down down, I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Now he's doing time, time time, doing time.
Speaker 5: Clinton.
Speaker 7: You're got a big day.
Speaker 6: I just seen I'm in a suit now I'm ready
Speaker 6: to go my r M boots. I'm off to the
Speaker 6: m CG. Got my skipped in hand for the National
Speaker 6: Finance Broker's Day. Wish me luck.
Speaker 5: Nen after party. Do you want to cup?
Speaker 7: I can't that day.
Speaker 2: It's today. People go wild. Really yeah, you are all
Speaker 2: the the straighty one eighties, but there probably.
Speaker 3: They're spending our money exactly. Have a ripping daver on
Speaker 3: the weather looks be heretiful. The lovely Meltro Sena is inext.
Speaker 3: We will see you tomorrow. Remember tomorrow on the show
Speaker 3: your chance to win that family holiday to Port Douglas
Speaker 3: in the Dane Tree.
Speaker 2: Yes, another chance tomorrow.
Speaker 19: We'll see you then, Thank you, Lauren.
Speaker 2: Lauren wake out feeling good following them on the socials