Speaker 1: Welcome to the podcast. Thank you for getting this far
Speaker 1: and give us his shot. That's all we can ask
Speaker 1: for and we'll take it from here.
Speaker 2: So thank you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's up to us now, isn't it. Make sure
Speaker 3: you listen out for a code word too throughout the
Speaker 3: course of this little potty.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the lad's quite seriously, that's a cobord.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, the lad lads.
Speaker 1: Do you know what, because we've got tickets a little
Speaker 1: double pass up for grabs at gluttony for choir of men.
Speaker 2: The lads.
Speaker 5: Yeah, got it now, So there you go.
Speaker 1: Make sure you recite that one a big show as well.
Speaker 1: Judge Jodie, this was I'm just going to say it
Speaker 1: was very one way, wasn't it.
Speaker 3: It was very one way until we had a guy
Speaker 3: call in and defend the manhood basically, and.
Speaker 1: Even I was like, I don't think you should fight
Speaker 1: this fight, oh young man, save yourself, thought.
Speaker 5: It quite well.
Speaker 3: Basically we had a bloke who didn't want to get
Speaker 3: married to his partner and flood outset I'd.
Speaker 5: Rather walk away than marry her.
Speaker 3: Ah, sort of defending the indefense full on that one,
Speaker 3: isn't it?
Speaker 2: It really was the odds were stacked against.
Speaker 3: Him, speaking of defending the in defense, well, you've had
Speaker 3: a crack at me because I like to pick food
Speaker 3: off your plate.
Speaker 5: Problem mate?
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, well let me just paint a quick little
Speaker 1: picture for the lovely people out there. So I will
Speaker 1: get my meal and I'm just getting ready to get
Speaker 1: stuck into and all my meals are perfectly designed so
Speaker 1: they fill my belly up beautifully, and you'll go.
Speaker 2: Oh, what's that feel tasty?
Speaker 1: It looks more stupid, And then sometimes you're like, it's
Speaker 1: almost like you're eating it, like you're eating chaff like
Speaker 1: a horse. You'll nestle your whole head in there, and
Speaker 1: I'd be like, well, well, what's going on this? One
Speaker 1: you're invading my personal space, and two that that's that's
Speaker 1: my food. And three I didn't give you permission. Why
Speaker 1: if you said.
Speaker 5: Because I'm hungry, and.
Speaker 1: I'm okay, that sound you took it to a new
Speaker 1: level a gluttony last week?
Speaker 3: Put your head in your plate, do I just that's
Speaker 3: what's happened.
Speaker 1: Also, worst job Wednesday. Yeah yeah, I feel like if
Speaker 1: you're angry at me, you got me back.
Speaker 3: I know, I know it's no coincidence that you have
Speaker 3: a crack at me being a horse and eating all
Speaker 3: your food, and I go, we'll go shovel some shit.
Speaker 2: Then go on, that's what's happened. Even worse human boo.
Speaker 1: That's the worst type of booh.
Speaker 2: The podcast have fun.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm going to hand this one over to you
Speaker 3: today because I think it's an email.
Speaker 5: It's from a bloke that a bloke needs to read
Speaker 5: in a blokey voice, right.
Speaker 1: Dear Judge Jodie, Hey you gone, I have made that
Speaker 1: little bit up. I've been with my partner for eight
Speaker 1: years and she said meny times she wants a ring soon.
Speaker 2: Now I was talking to be mates about it. I'm
Speaker 2: not sure. I didn't want to get married anymore.
Speaker 6: Oh.
Speaker 1: I love my girlfriend, but I don't see the need
Speaker 1: for a wedding. They're expensive, unnecessary. Series are unsure about
Speaker 1: the wedding and so, oh my god, can you how
Speaker 1: about you just put your open open up the studio
Speaker 1: door and put your phone out there?
Speaker 2: Don't do that?
Speaker 5: Is that me right?
Speaker 1: We're all I love my girlfriend, but don't see the
Speaker 1: need for a wedding. They're expensive, unnecessy, and I don't
Speaker 1: have to prove to everyone I like her with the ceremony.
Speaker 5: Who's it from?
Speaker 1: I think we all know where this is going. This
Speaker 1: is from Anonymous. Good moveo move the last part of it.
Speaker 1: I know that she has always wanted to get married,
Speaker 1: but to be honest, I would walk away before proposing
Speaker 1: at this point me mate's back.
Speaker 2: Now, of course they do.
Speaker 7: They do.
Speaker 1: I'm not the same when you're not there, though, but
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's the right core. In short,
Speaker 1: it seems like this particular gentleman who will go by
Speaker 1: the name of Anonymous, doesn't want to get married because
Speaker 1: one is a tight US and two he's a tight US.
Speaker 5: Is there an age there? Does a non say how
Speaker 5: old he is?
Speaker 2: Between sixteen and forty five?
Speaker 5: Thank you?
Speaker 2: No, there's no age? All right?
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, I think the age is really important because
Speaker 3: I would suggest anyone probably don't get married till you
Speaker 3: in your thirties. I reckon, just give yourself your twenties
Speaker 3: to really live your best life, find out who you
Speaker 3: are before you try and make.
Speaker 5: Someone else happy.
Speaker 3: Okay, wow, unless it's really really critically important to her
Speaker 3: and he thinks, well, she might walk away and I'll
Speaker 3: be devastated about it.
Speaker 5: But from the sounds of that, and none's like, eh,
Speaker 5: take it or leave it? Yeah, isn't he?
Speaker 2: Or option three for a free wedding go on maps?
Speaker 3: Yes, good point, you can marry com please are not
Speaker 3: a stranger. Let's go to Abby in the newsroom on
Speaker 3: this one, ads, thoughts, feelings, emotions.
Speaker 8: Oh, there's lots today to be honest, okay. Number one,
Speaker 8: he said he preferred to walk away then walk down
Speaker 8: the aisle. What theyre like, He's not even willing to say.
Speaker 8: I want to spend the rest of my life with her,
Speaker 8: but I just don't want to be married. That's odd
Speaker 8: to me. Number two This actually happened to a friend
Speaker 8: of mine. He his girlfriend came over from the UK.
Speaker 8: They started to build life together. All of a sudden
Speaker 8: he got cold feet. Yep, And now a year later
Speaker 8: he basically said to her I don't want to get
Speaker 8: married and I don't want to have children, and she
Speaker 8: all she wants to do is be a mum. And
Speaker 8: a year later they're no longer together.
Speaker 5: Yeah that's fair.
Speaker 8: So but yeah, I find it odd that he's like,
Speaker 8: I'm willing to walk away, wouldn't you be like, I
Speaker 8: still want to be with you? Long term, but I
Speaker 8: don't want to be married. You put a lot of
Speaker 8: people out there like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe she wants a big, fancy borossa.
Speaker 5: Wedding and so she should have one.
Speaker 8: I want to be I want to be a bride
Speaker 8: one day with the big white dress and have all
Speaker 8: the attention on me.
Speaker 5: So narcissistic turn.
Speaker 2: So instead of.
Speaker 1: Can we compromise halfway instead of going to the Brossa,
Speaker 1: we'll meet halfway and we'll have a little wedding at
Speaker 1: the Central District footy class.
Speaker 8: I do keep threatening Mum that i'd elope and she
Speaker 8: would strangle me.
Speaker 5: So yeah, all right, let's go to producer Zoe on
Speaker 5: this one. What are you thinking?
Speaker 9: I think fair enough to not want to have the
Speaker 9: big shindig wedding and spend all the money.
Speaker 5: Blah blah blah.
Speaker 9: The bigger problem, like Abby said, is I'd rather walk
Speaker 9: away than buy the ring. That is outrageous, blokes, right,
Speaker 9: is a bit sickening, And I wish she was an
Speaker 9: anonymous because she should be hearing this. She needs to
Speaker 9: know before wanting to marry this man.
Speaker 5: But you're in your twenties.
Speaker 3: You were saying that some of your friends are like
Speaker 3: getting pressure on their boyfriends, like put a ring on it.
Speaker 9: Well, yeah, it's engagement season. A couple of my girlfriends
Speaker 9: are going on holidays this year. They're all planning to
Speaker 9: get their nails done before they go because they think
Speaker 9: it's time to pop because prepper preparation.
Speaker 6: Exactly.
Speaker 5: Sure, it's happening.
Speaker 9: And I think the more that people get engaged, the
Speaker 9: more people are like, oh my god, pressure on to
Speaker 9: get engaged.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's tough, thineteen twenty four ten. We need some
Speaker 3: jurors on this one. We need to a none need
Speaker 3: some help in so many ways.
Speaker 2: I'm just going to throw it out there.
Speaker 1: Is there anyone at the honest planet who was on
Speaker 1: this bloke side?
Speaker 3: Well they might sway to God, though, there must be
Speaker 3: blokes out there that have gone. She pressured me and
Speaker 3: I walked away. Surely in Adelaide, that's happened. Let's go
Speaker 3: to Joe from steved What should you do Joe?
Speaker 7: Well, firstly, in the letter he didn't write love.
Speaker 10: He said he'd liked it.
Speaker 11: And that's like a massive red flag for me.
Speaker 7: So after eight years, surely by then he should love it,
Speaker 7: not say the word like yeah. And I think he
Speaker 7: needs to do the right thing and step away so
Speaker 7: someone who actually deserves it.
Speaker 2: Can have it.
Speaker 5: Oh I love that. Thank you, Joe, Thank you so
Speaker 5: much for off to the big Wedgie. Thank you. Tana
Speaker 5: from Morphic Vale thoughts on this one.
Speaker 6: I think what he's done is pretty crack. I mean,
Speaker 6: who waits eight years before they tell someone who they
Speaker 6: know wants to get married. Hey, FYI, by the way,
Speaker 6: don't want to put a ring on it. I want
Speaker 6: to waste of her life now. She's got to pick
Speaker 6: up herself after this huge relationship breakdown. And even if
Speaker 6: they met when they were like fifteen, that means she's
Speaker 6: still only in the early twenties and she's kind of
Speaker 6: got to got over it process that, have a really
Speaker 6: great time, and then start all over again.
Speaker 7: That's just awful.
Speaker 3: It seems it's very very casual, doesn't it after eight
Speaker 3: years ago. I'm not really sure if I want to
Speaker 3: get married, Like, come on, man, has that discussion at
Speaker 3: least five years prior to that, And.
Speaker 1: You just sort of wonder as well, even I can
Speaker 1: identify this that if it's eight years, it's wasted. And look,
Speaker 1: let's be honest, they're probably prime years as well. But
Speaker 1: then the trusts from her just in men in general
Speaker 1: going forward prime years in terms of what well I'm
Speaker 1: not don't you dare leave me down that dangerous path.
Speaker 1: Every year is a prime year. Let's go to Joe's
Speaker 1: with Down's.
Speaker 2: Good morning, Joe, good morning.
Speaker 11: I am curious with this guy. Oh, first of all
Speaker 11: Peter Coward. Second of all, he's just a dirt bag.
Speaker 11: And if he was right in front of me, I'd
Speaker 11: be ripping right into him. He's wasted her time.
Speaker 3: Joe, I'm sending this one hits home for you.
Speaker 11: No, just feel sorry for the poor girl. Basically, you
Speaker 11: know that eight years is a long time, but eight
Speaker 11: years if you don't know, you should have been out
Speaker 11: of there a long time ago. You know, he's either
Speaker 11: taken advantage of her. She's probably a lovely girl. He's
Speaker 11: probably comfortable. But yeah, when he said like that, sort
Speaker 11: of was like what And then I think it was
Speaker 11: all negotiable up until the fact he said that he'd
Speaker 11: rather walk away because weddings can be cheaper and engagements
Speaker 11: can be longer. But it was once he said that
Speaker 11: that's it. There should be no going back. Is there
Speaker 11: anyone out there that thinks dirt bag Anonymous is their
Speaker 11: man walk away?
Speaker 1: Okay, so Joe, just help me out here. I'm just
Speaker 1: trying to pick something up. Are you WITHERR against this?
Speaker 5: He's thank you so much for the cost.
Speaker 11: I'm so yeah, I'm so against what he's done.
Speaker 3: If there's anyone, if there is a bloke out there
Speaker 3: who he's been in this position, we desperately would love
Speaker 3: to hear from you. On thirteen, twenty fourteen, we've got one.
Speaker 3: We got Sarah from PARIALOWI.
Speaker 5: Good morning, good morning. Okay, so this happened to you.
Speaker 10: I was in a six and a half year relationship
Speaker 10: with a guy I met high school. Yeah, and I
Speaker 10: sort of said to him, like, you know, we're going
Speaker 10: to progress with the next stept and he would use
Speaker 10: the excuse, Oh but we were sizzling that and I
Speaker 10: don't want to get married to someone I met high school.
Speaker 10: We actually broke up. I met my now husband, who
Speaker 10: I'm now has my third babut with. Yeah, and I've
Speaker 10: never been happier.
Speaker 2: That's so blessing.
Speaker 5: You can't use that an excuse. If it's love, it's love. Yeah,
Speaker 5: it doesn't matter.
Speaker 10: If we met when we were kids, So why do
Speaker 10: we need to get engaged so sooner? And I'm like,
Speaker 10: it's been nearly seven years of my life. That's a
Speaker 10: long time to.
Speaker 2: Starne with you.
Speaker 3: And also Sarah, that's smacks of someone who's like, I
Speaker 3: want to sow sometes, don't you reckon?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, are you guys joking? No? Does anyone know? Abby?
Speaker 2: Do you know what so some otes means?
Speaker 5: Hazy? I feel like this conversation we might need.
Speaker 1: To have producers. It's a bloke thing. Camera guy Josh
Speaker 1: as well, he's furiously shaking his head. Anyway, educate us
Speaker 1: during the break place, but in the meantime you got
Speaker 1: a ruling for us.
Speaker 2: I feel like it could be a bit of a
Speaker 2: twist this morning.
Speaker 5: Into I'm quite keen to explain sootes on there.
Speaker 3: It's like when you don't want to settle down with
Speaker 3: the one person that you've been with, It's like you
Speaker 3: want to go out and experiment with other women.
Speaker 2: Okay, well on that as well.
Speaker 1: I can understand not saying it's good, but yeah, so
Speaker 1: I know blokes that situation who have so you court
Speaker 1: wanted to sow some oats because they've been in a
Speaker 1: long term relationship from high school. Yeah, correct, it's an
Speaker 1: immature bloke thing.
Speaker 5: Now you're catching on.
Speaker 2: See even I can understand, even I see.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's extraordinary that even never nervous. The ruling is
Speaker 3: pretty straightforward on this one. Run for the Hills DH.
Speaker 3: The fact that he's saying he would rather split up
Speaker 3: than marry you is the biggest red flag you could
Speaker 3: come across, run.
Speaker 5: Like the wind.
Speaker 3: If you judge ruling, there you go and maybe she
Speaker 3: should goes so smotes book for holiday you.
Speaker 1: This summer because a little different on holiday, more daring, relaxing,
Speaker 1: sometimes more fancy.
Speaker 5: And what if has all kinds of accommodation to suit
Speaker 5: your style?
Speaker 1: Booking X getaway on the what if it's Ozzie for travel.
Speaker 2: The biggest freaking story this is how has ever seen?
Speaker 2: Is huge? This is so juicy Jo.
Speaker 3: Speaking of spitty bums, Kendall Jenner is dating one of
Speaker 3: the hardest guys amusing right now. So the twenty seven
Speaker 3: year old US reality star, after dating I Guess what
Speaker 3: can only be described as a string of NBA players
Speaker 3: and ruining their careers, She's.
Speaker 5: Now moved on to the Grammy winning Porto Rican.
Speaker 3: Rapper Bad Bunny This is some of his work.
Speaker 1: He was a support artist.
Speaker 5: But he was also on the list of I Reckon.
Speaker 3: He made the top. He was number ten in the
Speaker 3: top earners for last year.
Speaker 2: How does that work?
Speaker 5: Bad Bunny is a besquillionaire.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he does well behind the scenes.
Speaker 12: You want to know what his real name is?
Speaker 1: Is it Bareth Begobney nickname Bad Bunny?
Speaker 3: Banito, Benito Antonio Martinez Ocassio.
Speaker 1: If I had a dollar every time a little baby.
Speaker 1: Benito was born in Australia.
Speaker 3: Anyway, He and General photograph leaving the same restaurant in
Speaker 3: Beverly Hills.
Speaker 5: Well, we breaking news. You'll love this story.
Speaker 3: Meghan Markle has reportedly been upset for days after she
Speaker 3: and Prince Harry were mocked on South Park. This is
Speaker 3: the line from as they arrive in South Park. The
Speaker 3: Princess has heard saying, if we moved here, people would
Speaker 3: think we're really serious about wanting to be normal.
Speaker 2: At the best fit.
Speaker 1: It gives us an opportunity to play this when they
Speaker 1: go on the talk show.
Speaker 2: Thanks for having on the top.
Speaker 5: It's so us and the bads crack.
Speaker 2: So let me start with you, Sam.
Speaker 5: You've lived a life with the Royal family. You've had
Speaker 5: everything handed to you, but you're saying your life has
Speaker 5: been hard, and now you've written all about it in
Speaker 5: your new book Where your new book where.
Speaker 3: This talk that that Harry and Meghan might sue South
Speaker 3: park I think I think they take away from this
Speaker 3: is everyone just wants them to have a sense of humor,
Speaker 3: don't we?
Speaker 2: Goodness?
Speaker 5: Don't we all just wanted to go, oh, that's pretty funny.
Speaker 2: How many times you reckon? What is it? Matt Stone
Speaker 2: and Trey Parker.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've got a notification saying, oh, look, this particular
Speaker 1: person wants to see you, and they go, oh, really,
Speaker 1: well joined the cue.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 3: On that Forbes list, they came in at number four,
Speaker 3: So I don't think they give a rat who wants
Speaker 3: to sue them. And even if someone does sue them,
Speaker 3: they'll be like, eh, hush money, sure should go away
Speaker 3: and expect and expect. An affair has been exposed on Maps,
Speaker 3: So Jesse found out that his wife Claire last night
Speaker 3: kissed Adam on a night out early days when they
Speaker 3: both sit their relationships weren't going very well. I mean,
Speaker 3: who doesn't go out to a night come and patch
Speaker 3: someone when that happens. Jesse found out and confronted Adam.
Speaker 3: He said, we were blind, we were smashed, we were
Speaker 3: having a weight, we were vibing.
Speaker 2: It's so much wrong with that sentence, isn't it.
Speaker 5: I just love that he plays that away like we
Speaker 5: were vapen and viban. What's your problem?
Speaker 2: Met the TV?
Speaker 5: And then things erupted? Sounds you are looking at real, Jesse.
Speaker 4: I'm not going to sit hen you want to talk
Speaker 4: to you about this?
Speaker 2: Ready to talk? Want to skate? What am I trying
Speaker 2: to skate for?
Speaker 6: Say?
Speaker 2: Accused? Say you accuse the accusta what what?
Speaker 3: What do you mean?
Speaker 1: How do you want me to extend that sentence by
Speaker 1: we were vapor and vibant, just vapor and.
Speaker 5: Anyway.
Speaker 3: I'm not even going to drill down on an argument
Speaker 3: between two men over marital infidelity after they got married
Speaker 3: on the day they met.
Speaker 5: I mean, is this ludicrous or not?
Speaker 2: There's a few little holes in this situation. Yes.
Speaker 3: And then the new couple Taylor, who's the hot nurse
Speaker 3: from Tazzy and her husband who she finds underwhelming, got
Speaker 3: into it as well.
Speaker 5: Needless to say, he wasn't what she wanted.
Speaker 2: You're asking me to respect you. Surely it goes both ways. No, no,
Speaker 2: it doesn't go both ways. Right, What did you ask
Speaker 2: for in a partner?
Speaker 13: It was probably someone the opposite of you. So when
Speaker 13: I first saw you, I thought, oh, you know, I
Speaker 13: immediately thought, I don't think he's very spotty.
Speaker 2: Well makes you say that, though, I think the way
Speaker 2: that you.
Speaker 9: Speak as well, I can kind of tell I actually
Speaker 9: requested someone that didn't talk much.
Speaker 13: You're probably not my type.
Speaker 2: You're as you happy.
Speaker 14: Es.
Speaker 1: Hugo seems like a lovely guy as well. In fact,
Speaker 1: I've never met a Hugo that wasn't a fantastic fella.
Speaker 5: Well, that's so true.
Speaker 3: And then she proceeded to say to him, you can't
Speaker 3: sleep in the marital bed for the duration of the experiment.
Speaker 3: You're going to sleep on that window sill over there
Speaker 3: in two degrees right next to it. I got with
Speaker 3: a very thin blanket.
Speaker 2: Horrible situation for young Hugo.
Speaker 14: You tell me you've got a time machine that's.
Speaker 1: On this daisy Wednesday, twenty second of February. What's the
Speaker 1: drill of Jode's you know what today? You know you've
Speaker 1: been absent for a while.
Speaker 5: I had one day off. This is christ Did you
Speaker 5: climb a mountain in that day?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 5: So why you've been carried here?
Speaker 2: I see what's happening here? You've forgotten?
Speaker 1: This is called on this day right eighteen seventy eight,
Speaker 1: Let's go back to Wednesday, the twenty second of February.
Speaker 1: In eighteen seventy eight, the world's first telephone was invented.
Speaker 3: Early Eli.
Speaker 5: Hello, is this hello Andrew speaking?
Speaker 1: And I think back then it was like a big
Speaker 1: hook line thing where someone else will connect you through
Speaker 1: so that listen to your conversation.
Speaker 5: Oh okay, that's a big big brotheries.
Speaker 2: And he tried to talk about something really saucy or debauchous.
Speaker 2: Did you hear this in the back?
Speaker 12: Hond boy Shallo was someone on the line similar when
Speaker 12: you have that big extension call that you'd whine into
Speaker 12: your room and then your brother would pick up where
Speaker 12: you're talking to your boyfriend on the other line.
Speaker 1: You did hear this little half giggle when you started
Speaker 1: talking about the saucy stuff?
Speaker 5: Aaron get up.
Speaker 1: Nineteen sixty two, the late Steve Erwand was born in Essen, Victoria.
Speaker 1: Today would have been his sixty first birthday.
Speaker 2: What good is a fast car, flash house and god
Speaker 2: Blade done him to me? Absolutely no good at all.
Speaker 2: I've been put on this.
Speaker 1: Planet to protect wildlife and wilderness areas, which in essence is.
Speaker 2: Going to help you.
Speaker 10: Man.
Speaker 2: He what an icon and what an unbelievably outstanding export he.
Speaker 3: Was, for sure, I know, but I always found it
Speaker 3: amusing that, you know, Americans and people over seen thought
Speaker 3: that that was what we were all like.
Speaker 5: We were all like.
Speaker 1: Steve Irwin, Wow, Cricky, here's a stonefish, here's my pet,
Speaker 1: blue ring Golfepose you want to hold touch it?
Speaker 2: Nineteen seventy four.
Speaker 1: James Plant was born in Wiltshire, or Shire Wiltshire, England.
Speaker 1: Today's his forty ninth birthday. Go on, then, bitter James Blant,
Speaker 1: what have you got?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 5: What was the one that was so depressive from James?
Speaker 2: You should be in your playlist? Come on, producers Saw
Speaker 2: two thousand and three.
Speaker 1: Austraining creakter Shane Warren was banned from playing cricket until
Speaker 1: feb two thousand and four, when he was found guilty
Speaker 1: of taking a diuretic a fluid tablet, which he great
Speaker 1: and which he blamed on his mum.
Speaker 5: Yeah, did he said it was mum's diet pill. It
Speaker 5: wasn't my fault.
Speaker 2: It's wasn't mine.
Speaker 3: It was me mad.
Speaker 4: Yeah, crick Australia make the decision to send me home.
Speaker 4: So I had to address the team. I broke down
Speaker 4: in front of the team and it was tough. But
Speaker 4: I was also frustrated because I thought, I'm not going
Speaker 4: to give me something that's illegal and I didn't do
Speaker 4: any I don't do anything else illegally.
Speaker 5: Do you want to run it by a Sara or
Speaker 5: whoever they're called.
Speaker 1: It was a different time. But then Mum said take this,
Speaker 1: and I took it. Here we are now. I'm not
Speaker 1: playing cricket, damn. Twenty sixteen, Clio magazine was published for
Speaker 1: the final time.
Speaker 2: Wasn't that just a sad, depressing time for all males?
Speaker 1: Not me?
Speaker 2: I've never seen a page of player on my life.
Speaker 5: Yeah right, I never mind. We still had Dolly and
Speaker 5: Dolly Doctor.
Speaker 1: Yes, back up, it's fine, fantastic stuff and nine month
Speaker 1: stong today in two thousand.
Speaker 3: I mean, well.
Speaker 5: That was I'm having relations with my cousin. Is this wrong?
Speaker 5: I'm no doctor, I can tell you that ain't right.
Speaker 6: And I'm from.
Speaker 5: Hobart Tasmania.
Speaker 2: And then that.
Speaker 1: In twenty ten on This Day in My Head by
Speaker 1: Jason derul I. No doubt he's going to introduce himself.
Speaker 3: Now, Hazy, correct me if I'm wrong here. But Thursday
Speaker 3: night we went to Gluttony. We had a lovely time,
Speaker 3: didn't we those.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was for the most part, it was pretty good.
Speaker 5: That's the most high pitched I've ever heard you. It
Speaker 5: was pretty good.
Speaker 1: Do you know what we're opening on us in this
Speaker 1: particular team, And if there's any cracks, we need to
Speaker 1: address them immediately and just put some of that putty
Speaker 1: stuff in that makes the cracks not there anymore.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm sensing you've got something you want to get
Speaker 3: off your big fat chest.
Speaker 12: Yeah.
Speaker 1: We established some rules nice and early, just about the
Speaker 1: should and should not do, just to keep this relationship
Speaker 1: nice and strong and on the straight and narrow.
Speaker 2: And one of them is stealing my food. So what's
Speaker 2: happened a couple of.
Speaker 1: Times is I'll order something and sometimes I have bought
Speaker 1: you breakfast, and still you'll be like.
Speaker 2: Oh, just have a little sneak pick of that, or
Speaker 2: just want to have a little taste of your breakfast here.
Speaker 1: What's your whole head in there as well? You put
Speaker 1: your whole head on my plane. Gave little taste that,
Speaker 1: what's the taste? And I say every time, gosh, that
Speaker 1: annoys me to You have no idea how much it
Speaker 1: annoys me. It's on Thursday night at Gluttony. You've taken
Speaker 1: it to a whole new level. We've both ordered a
Speaker 1: meal at the same time. Yep, and my meal comes
Speaker 1: out probably, I don't know, twenty seconds before yours does. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And it was one of those what do they call
Speaker 1: the boo buns?
Speaker 5: Oh yo buns, bo buns, And.
Speaker 2: I'm looking at it. I'm taking this new I'm just
Speaker 2: gaveable to taste that before.
Speaker 1: And reached over and had a bite of my bun
Speaker 1: as they were handing you your meal, to which I
Speaker 1: looked at producer Sean and I said, Sean, I'm at
Speaker 1: breaking point here. And then Sean, and then you toddled
Speaker 1: off and started probably taking the food of strangers.
Speaker 2: Sean said, well, look, you're not alone.
Speaker 1: She did the same to me, okay, but she actually
Speaker 1: deconstructed mine take the chicken out and just had a gross.
Speaker 5: Bow because I realized that your chicken was deep fried
Speaker 5: and I don't like that. I like like grilled chicken.
Speaker 5: So that was that was the issue.
Speaker 2: Is it a Jodie thing or is it a lady thing?
Speaker 1: Camera guy Josh is in here as well, your lovely partner,
Speaker 1: and gosh, he's beautiful.
Speaker 2: She's so wholesome, Marissa. But does she do this?
Speaker 3: She does?
Speaker 2: And I don't get it because she's actually half my size,
Speaker 2: So why does she need my food?
Speaker 5: Because it just gets to a point where you're like, oh,
Speaker 5: that looks good and I'm hungry.
Speaker 2: I'm so hungry. I'm just to taste tastes and that's
Speaker 2: my whole hit. Head into your food. Great.
Speaker 6: Do you know what?
Speaker 2: We've had enough?
Speaker 1: Haven't we boys had enough? We have absolutely had enough,
Speaker 1: and we are taking a stand right now.
Speaker 2: What are you doing? That's it?
Speaker 5: What are you gonna do?
Speaker 2: Camera guy Josh?
Speaker 1: What do we want the opportunity to eat our meals
Speaker 1: and peas and without interruptions, in the full meal, in
Speaker 1: its entirety when we want it now, depending on the
Speaker 1: approval of our partners?
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, shot Wednesday.
Speaker 1: These beautiful hands are made for pointing at things and
Speaker 1: also getting dirty and just helping people out for Worst
Speaker 1: Job Wednesday.
Speaker 3: Normally you just used to pressing little buttons over there
Speaker 3: on the panel very badly. But Worst Job wendoys design
Speaker 3: to get you out and about in the community and.
Speaker 5: Really really have people get to know you.
Speaker 3: And I thought the best way to do that would
Speaker 3: be to get those pretty little hands.
Speaker 5: Of yours dirty and cover them in stuff, stuff, stuff.
Speaker 3: Dare you and helping us out? And this is Daniel
Speaker 3: who is the director of Gluttony. Good morning, Daniel, Good morning,
Speaker 3: how are you?
Speaker 5: We're great? Thank you?
Speaker 3: Daniel. You've got something in mind for Hazy today on
Speaker 3: this thirty eight degree Adelaide day.
Speaker 13: Yeah.
Speaker 14: Well, I mean we've got a lot of cleaning jobs
Speaker 14: that need to be done. So what would you like
Speaker 14: to clean?
Speaker 4: Asy?
Speaker 2: What are you talking about?
Speaker 1: You need some papers that need to be shifted, that
Speaker 1: sort of thing. I can come into an air condition
Speaker 1: office if you like and see some stuff around. Is
Speaker 1: that what you're talking about?
Speaker 14: And a couple options. You know, you could drag some
Speaker 14: bins around up hills and sweating, or if you clean
Speaker 14: some toilets. I don't know what tickles your fancy.
Speaker 3: I know what chiggles mine. That's a portaloo set up
Speaker 3: down there at Gutten, isn't it.
Speaker 14: Yeah, that's right, Yeah, great, I've got plenty of those.
Speaker 1: Look, I'm certainly no I've been expert him, Daniel, but
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure that's thirty out degree day heat and
Speaker 1: whatever's in the contents of those bins and portaloos doesn't
Speaker 1: mix very well.
Speaker 3: Well.
Speaker 14: We've got a lot of great recycling, including organic bins
Speaker 14: where all the food waste goes. That's pretty that's pretty lovely, okay,
Speaker 14: And I guess everyone's been in the portaloo before, so
Speaker 14: you need to go into detail about that, right.
Speaker 3: I'm not sure it's the food waste we want to
Speaker 3: concern ourself with at.
Speaker 2: This point, a form of food waste.
Speaker 5: It's one of the human waste that we might go
Speaker 5: for on this occasion, Daniel.
Speaker 2: Can I just done it down?
Speaker 1: You want me to shovel some I mean not so
Speaker 1: much shovels, but you know we've got a pair of
Speaker 1: gloves for.
Speaker 5: Oh that's ginner, right, Daniel. How regularly do these toilets
Speaker 5: need to be cleaned every five minutes?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: All right, okay, no worries, so I won't let you down, Daniel.
Speaker 2: I won't let you down.
Speaker 1: I'll be there this afternoon, looking forward to meeting you
Speaker 1: and also getting my hands dirty, and then finally saying
Speaker 1: goodbye and shaking your hand.
Speaker 14: Thanks all you see your thing?
Speaker 2: Well, there you go.
Speaker 1: Can I just make a suggestion, if you are going
Speaker 1: to Gluttony and if you are going to the Free
Speaker 1: and Joy of those sort of spots, just hold.
Speaker 2: It, just hold it?
Speaker 5: Yeah again.
Speaker 2: Okay, this is going to be interesting.
Speaker 1: Follow tomorrow for worst Job, Wednesday, Thurda and twenty four
Speaker 1: ten as well. Put to call it that before for
Speaker 1: our code work. Via the podcast Let's Cross the Joy Moana.
Speaker 2: Good morning, Joy.
Speaker 13: Hello, Joy's actually in Mawana living, but she's actually a
Speaker 13: full finger fishing in this tinney for tuna.
Speaker 2: Oh very good.
Speaker 5: Good to be Joy.
Speaker 13: Have you caught any Not yet, We've just seen them though,
Speaker 13: so to bang it over there, but I can't so
Speaker 13: exactly where because the fishers will kill.
Speaker 5: Me, right, Joys on the mission this morning.
Speaker 2: Hey Joey, you've got a co word for us, Yes, Joy,
Speaker 2: very good, very nice.
Speaker 1: You're heading on to Rouge goes Rose a little double
Speaker 1: pass at Gluttony.
Speaker 2: Congratulations, awesome, thank God, Happy fishing.
Speaker 5: Wage goes rogue? Am I right?
Speaker 2: What did I say?
Speaker 5: Just about eight different versions of the world word rouge?
Speaker 2: What did I say? There?
Speaker 5: Sean Sean helped me out.
Speaker 1: You just said, but it goes rogue. It's rove McManus
Speaker 1: goes uge.
Speaker 6: Do you know what?
Speaker 1: It's all a blur because all of the shows a
Speaker 1: gluttony are just ace brilliant.
Speaker 2: It's just really ace.
Speaker 5: Yeah, rogue everyone, very big show. No one gets upset at.
Speaker 1: You will meet Okay, very good. We'll do a little
Speaker 1: worst job Wednesday. Follow up tomorrow's war. Jos sat that guys,
Speaker 1: and I'm going to come in first thing tomorrow morning.
Speaker 1: I think give you a big firm amshick, don't touch you.
Speaker 1: See what happens, not tomorrow, not ever. Okay, some Lord
Speaker 1: tickets as well as some red Room invites to give away,
Speaker 1: and also are you schnitting me returns.
Speaker 3: Your chance for a one hundred dollars new house voucher.
Speaker 3: One of us will tell a true story, one of
Speaker 3: us tell will tell a false story, and
Speaker 5: You just have to guess who's telling the truth.