WEBVTT - Woman Has Threesome With Dead Husband’s Ghost?!

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<v Speaker 1>We got get you the red morning every day, every gentlemen, Adelaides,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Can we talk about Showdown in fifty seven plays? Oh my,

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<v Speaker 2>very goodness?

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<v Speaker 3>How good was that?

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<v Speaker 4>So good?

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<v Speaker 5>And I don't know about you, but I like, I

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<v Speaker 5>love Porte, I love the Crows. I love them both equally,

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<v Speaker 5>so I didn't know who to borrow for in the

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<v Speaker 5>end that I thought Porte are a real chance to

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<v Speaker 5>get done by a big margin this weekend.

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<v Speaker 3>That's the thing do you know I liked as well?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that it completely lived up to its reputation of

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<v Speaker 2>form not meaning anything. One team lost by ninety points

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<v Speaker 2>a week before, the other team won by sixty points

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<v Speaker 2>a week before, and then they came together beautifully to

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<v Speaker 2>be a less than one goal differential.

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<v Speaker 5>What were your favorite moments in the Showdown on the weekend?

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<v Speaker 5>Very goodness would because I text you at one point

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<v Speaker 5>and I was like, oh my god, how excited are

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<v Speaker 5>you about that?

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<v Speaker 3>Jason nor Francis go really excited?

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<v Speaker 2>And I responded with simply this and you knew exactly

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<v Speaker 2>what I was talking about.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that was so good.

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<v Speaker 2>The mark Keene mark at the end will go down

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<v Speaker 2>as an iconic showdown moment, and that is exactly what

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<v Speaker 2>you want when you watch a showdown.

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<v Speaker 3>A miracle comeback when.

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<v Speaker 4>Horn Francis where.

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<v Speaker 2>Seriously, that was just ridiculous. The courage of it as well,

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<v Speaker 2>going back with the flight of the ball and that

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<v Speaker 2>was it. So it probably I mean Finlayson who was hot,

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<v Speaker 2>yeah he was probably gets a clean chance at marking it.

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<v Speaker 3>Instead Keane jumps back. It's those moments which will go

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<v Speaker 3>down in time.

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<v Speaker 5>Can I ask you, as a semi professional footballer, when

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<v Speaker 5>you're backing back into a pack like that and you

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<v Speaker 5>know what's coming, like, you know you're going to get

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<v Speaker 5>cleaned up, what's that feeling like?

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<v Speaker 2>It's not a nice feeling. It's really not a nice feeling.

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<v Speaker 2>He's sort of bracing this big old hit. I know

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<v Speaker 2>it's some lucky ones where I almost got cleaned up

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<v Speaker 2>really really badly. I feel like now though, particularly the

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<v Speaker 2>AFL YEP, like it's much safer to go back down there.

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<v Speaker 2>There's always going to be some danger, but versus say

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<v Speaker 2>twenty thirty years ago, particularly with the likes of Gary

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<v Speaker 2>Albert SENI coming out going well, if someone gets my way,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to use my knees a weapon yep, and

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<v Speaker 2>see if I can make their head pop off.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, that doesn't happening, Sure, that's fine.

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<v Speaker 2>But that was a beautiful moment. Mark Keene as well.

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<v Speaker 2>Of course the irishman. I'm so fascinated with the Irish Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and particularly the guys with the Gaelic roots that come

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<v Speaker 2>over here.

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<v Speaker 3>They're just built a little bit different.

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<v Speaker 4>So how does I just wonder how it pans out?

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<v Speaker 5>How do they come out here and play AFL, Like

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<v Speaker 5>are they growing up watching it on Channel seven or

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<v Speaker 5>how do they even have an understanding of the AFL

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<v Speaker 5>over in Ireland?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I think the big one is that you've got

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<v Speaker 2>Jim Stein's mis sort of started put it on the mat,

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<v Speaker 2>and then you got guys like Tykennelly from Sydney who

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<v Speaker 2>all of a sudden you go, oh jeezu, this could

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<v Speaker 2>be a root for us because it's so similar the

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<v Speaker 2>way that they move.

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<v Speaker 3>And there's some good athletes over there.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but there's not good money in gallic football, even

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<v Speaker 2>professional gallic football, so maybe it is for a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of these athletes to be like, actually you could veer

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<v Speaker 2>away from your original roots and play this game called

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<v Speaker 2>AFL and make some good money.

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<v Speaker 5>And can you imagine being an Irish man living in Australia.

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<v Speaker 5>The accent would just the women would flock, wouldn't they.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you reckon? They'd go, do you reckon?

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<v Speaker 2>Ty Caer nearly went okay back in the day, I

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<v Speaker 2>just sort of feel like maybe he had an option

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<v Speaker 2>or two.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's hear from Mark Kaine, and there's one thing in.

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<v Speaker 2>Particularly that he said about Irish boys being courageous, which

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<v Speaker 2>I think is going to stay with me forever.

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<v Speaker 6>And we put our heads where you want to put shus.

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<v Speaker 6>I left fend there and get a goll just toty

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<v Speaker 6>seconds beforehand. I said, the next time VI comes and

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<v Speaker 6>I'm going to have to do everything just gets this bite.

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<v Speaker 3>I did you hear that?

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<v Speaker 2>At the start played again asking about Irish boys being

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<v Speaker 2>courageous and where exactly they put their heads that other

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<v Speaker 2>people don't quite particularly do we.

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<v Speaker 6>Put our heads where you want to put shoes? I

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<v Speaker 6>left fin lesson, I get a goll just toty seconds beforehand,

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<v Speaker 6>and I said, the next time vicomes, and I'm going

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<v Speaker 6>to have to do everything that just gets this bite.

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<v Speaker 2>Those we put our heads where you wouldn't put your shoes.

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<v Speaker 5>I still don't quite get it, but I'm sensing that

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<v Speaker 5>you wouldn't put your shoes in good places.

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<v Speaker 3>That's exactly what's going on.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, it was an epic showdown and hopefully your team won.

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<v Speaker 2>But what we needed to understand and appreciate was that

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<v Speaker 2>it was close, and that's what it's all about, and

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<v Speaker 2>all of a sudden from a game like that. If

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<v Speaker 2>it was a blowout and all of a sudden, the

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<v Speaker 2>heat would have been on board.

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<v Speaker 3>But it wasn't.

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<v Speaker 2>It was tight, so we can talk about the good

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<v Speaker 2>bits and not focus on the negative.

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<v Speaker 4>Ass Can I ask you showdown metal? Did that go

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<v Speaker 4>to the right person?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah? It did?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, it was a very, very weird situation because Bergmann

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<v Speaker 2>did such a good job on Dawson. Isaac Rankin was

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<v Speaker 2>good in the fourth quarter. He's pretty quiet before that,

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<v Speaker 2>so there wasn't a standout for the Cross. Riley still

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<v Speaker 2>thought was excellent in the first half, but then he

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<v Speaker 2>got a little bit more blanket in the second half.

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<v Speaker 2>Rosie was the most consistent. So it's only happened four

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<v Speaker 2>times before where a player from the losing side is

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<v Speaker 2>one one, but I think he deserved it. There's a

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<v Speaker 2>case for Riley Philthorpe, but Rosie was very good.

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<v Speaker 5>Is there a ball that Riley Thilthorpe can't catch? Is

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<v Speaker 5>there a football that when it's coming at his mits

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<v Speaker 5>that he will miss?

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<v Speaker 3>What about when you're a footy and.

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<v Speaker 4>Let's all be footies for a second.

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<v Speaker 2>You get kicked out of the middle and you're like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh here we're going, what's going to happen here? And

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to hit the deck And then you see

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<v Speaker 2>Riley waiting for it, and you're like, oh, here we.

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<v Speaker 4>Go, Here we go, Welcome to Papa.

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<v Speaker 3>Here is and then fuck ah, that's nice.

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<v Speaker 1>The following segment is the mature audiences only and may

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<v Speaker 1>contain how all content, graphic language and nudity, not that

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<v Speaker 1>you'll see it if easily offended, well, you're about to

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<v Speaker 1>find out just how easily your father.

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<v Speaker 7>He's only money, Jodi and six nothing hey jokes.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, sometimes an article just pops up on your

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<v Speaker 2>desk and you're like, oh, I connect with that on

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<v Speaker 2>a spiritual level. Okay, a really deep spiritual level. You're

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<v Speaker 2>ready for this one.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm certainly keen for you to read this headline going.

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<v Speaker 3>Okays, ready, yep?

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<v Speaker 2>I had a threesome with a bisexual woman and my

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<v Speaker 2>dead husband's ghosts. He finally got his happy ending. That's good,

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<v Speaker 2>isn't it? So many different layers. A UK widow, her

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<v Speaker 2>name is Nicky Wake, claims she had a threesome with

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<v Speaker 2>a woman and the ghost of her late husband. His

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<v Speaker 2>name was Andy, and she said she felt his presence

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<v Speaker 2>during sex. Okay, Andy, of course started from COVID and

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<v Speaker 2>twenty twenty the age of fifty four, he dreamed of

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<v Speaker 2>a threesome. Of course, you did, Edie, a dirty bit

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<v Speaker 2>which Wake had secretly fantasized about as well. Why do

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<v Speaker 2>you keep that a secret? By the way, and they

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<v Speaker 2>planned to explore this before his death. After losing her husband,

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<v Speaker 2>Wake re entered the dating scene, connecting with a woman

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<v Speaker 2>on a romance side, and felt Andy's spirit was present

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<v Speaker 2>during their intimate in Canada. Of course it was Andy,

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<v Speaker 2>keep your hands to yourself thanks a dirty ghost. She

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<v Speaker 2>describes her relationship as now being polyamorous and has created

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<v Speaker 2>a website, Widows Fire, to help other widows and widowers

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<v Speaker 2>keep their passion alive. Nicky believes her late husband would

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<v Speaker 2>have supported her exploring your relationships and feels his spirit

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<v Speaker 2>continues to influence her love life. He's watching, He's always watching, touching,

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<v Speaker 2>goes hands to hisself.

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<v Speaker 5>I love that Nicki's like entered into this relationship with

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<v Speaker 5>this woman.

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<v Speaker 4>And she's like, this is what my husband would have wanted.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm doing the right He would have been so proud.

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<v Speaker 2>Goodness me, how can you assume that your dead husband

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<v Speaker 2>approves of you getting into other people?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I'm not entirely sure about that.

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<v Speaker 5>If my husband were to pass, oh god, I don't

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<v Speaker 5>even want to think about that. And then I was

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<v Speaker 5>to have a dolliance with another woman, I'm not entirely

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<v Speaker 5>sure that I would want to feel his presence in.

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<v Speaker 2>I just feel it would just feel like, oh, what's

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<v Speaker 2>that feeling I'm getting from my lad husband? Oh, it's

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<v Speaker 2>a feeling of disappointment. Oh and then what about what

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<v Speaker 2>about Nicki as well? She's like they'd be sitting there

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<v Speaker 2>do her and all of a sudden, a knife would

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<v Speaker 2>come flinging across the room and estab and she's like, oh, oh, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that's him.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a sign that he's so proud.

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<v Speaker 4>Jo Jo Jo, that is a good job Monday morning

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<v Speaker 4>joke off.

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<v Speaker 3>That's right. Humor best way to kick start your week. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>just attack it with a smile. Do you know what

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<v Speaker 3>I'm saying? Joe?

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<v Speaker 4>Just put your vein out, big fat injection. Let's go.

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<v Speaker 3>Let that vein all right? Can I kick us off

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<v Speaker 3>this week? Sure? All right, here we go, Here we go.

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<v Speaker 3>What do you call sweaty boobs?

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, the foremost authority on press?

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<v Speaker 4>What do you call sweaty boobs?

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<v Speaker 3>Humid titties?

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<v Speaker 4>Quite disturbing about the man saying the word titties. I

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<v Speaker 4>don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>It's humid with their that's a combination. All right. Next, Joe,

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<v Speaker 3>what do you go?

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<v Speaker 4>We going short, sharp and shiny. So let's go. Why

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<v Speaker 4>did ducks have tails? No idea to hide their buck quacks? Sorry,

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<v Speaker 4>it's a small thing.

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<v Speaker 3>All the dad's out there going yes, yes, well done.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean it was Mother's Day yesterday. But you're welcome dads.

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<v Speaker 7>All right. Santa Claus the Tooth Fairy, a happy West

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<v Speaker 7>Coast fan, and an old drunk are walking down the

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<v Speaker 7>street together when they simultaneously spot a one hundred dollar note.

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<v Speaker 8>Who gets it?

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<v Speaker 4>You might have to say it again?

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<v Speaker 3>Take us through the option to.

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<v Speaker 4>Do it again.

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<v Speaker 7>Santa Claus the tooth fairy, a happy West Coast fan,

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<v Speaker 7>and an old drunk are walking down the street.

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<v Speaker 4>They see a hundred bucks.

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<v Speaker 8>Who gets it?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know the drunk.

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<v Speaker 7>The other three are mythical creatures.

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<v Speaker 4>I love.

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<v Speaker 3>Again. I think that's your sweets?

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<v Speaker 4>Is it actually is?

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<v Speaker 7>Before the joke, I had to make sure they were

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<v Speaker 7>still zero zero.

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<v Speaker 2>No, they suck, but years of experience as a disgruntled

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<v Speaker 2>Carton supporter, it comes naturally.

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<v Speaker 8>I know my way down the bottom of the ladder.

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<v Speaker 5>Having said that, West Coast didn't suck so badly, on

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<v Speaker 5>the weekend.

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<v Speaker 2>West Coast they lost the Richmon by two points. It

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<v Speaker 2>was a good old fashioned suck off who could suck least?

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<v Speaker 2>And it turns out Richmond suck just that little bit less.

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<v Speaker 4>Good old fashion suck off.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's a study which I don't think is going to

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<v Speaker 2>surprise too many people. A particular study finds that dogs

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<v Speaker 2>outrank every human relationship we have except for our kids.

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<v Speaker 3>That's pretty heavy stuff.

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<v Speaker 4>Can I talk about my little dog Journey please?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, little dog Journey, because it's a little dog.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, little Sid she's a toy ter boodle. She's tiny, tiny,

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<v Speaker 5>But I never liked dogs. Whole entire existence. I've never

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<v Speaker 5>liked dogs, and now when I met Sid, the toy kavoodle,

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<v Speaker 5>I'm in love.

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<v Speaker 3>So much blood, but I love her. I love her.

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<v Speaker 5>Can you stop doing that please, because that's not what

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<v Speaker 5>Sid does.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>So, the survey found the dog owners considered their bond

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<v Speaker 2>with their pets more satisfying than friends or partners. It

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<v Speaker 2>reports human dog relationships to human human relationships across at

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<v Speaker 2>thirteen scales, highlighting stronger affection, companionship, and reassurance in dogs.

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<v Speaker 2>Dogs most closely resemble parent child relationships due to the

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<v Speaker 2>control owners have over them, resulting in fewer negative interactions.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, your thoughts.

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<v Speaker 2>Good on your dogs. Oh, it's the same thing. Like

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<v Speaker 2>you can trust the dog. Do you know it's hard

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<v Speaker 2>to trust the human. It's very easy to trust the dog.

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<v Speaker 2>They got your back. I've got your back.

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<v Speaker 5>Do you know what I find about dogs which is

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<v Speaker 5>really intriguing? Taken sense, when something's wrong, off it too

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<v Speaker 5>one hundred percent they will come and cuddle you.

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<v Speaker 4>They know that something's amis.

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<v Speaker 2>So what about on the flip side, when you try

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<v Speaker 2>to relay your problems to a cat and the cat

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<v Speaker 2>walks on top of your chest and then goes up

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<v Speaker 2>to your into your ear and goes sucked in first.

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<v Speaker 3>That is a false way to get into this the

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<v Speaker 3>sealed section.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that was rude ten years first. Welcome tomorrow. How

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<v Speaker 4>was your weekend?

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<v Speaker 8>Oh so beautiful.

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<v Speaker 5>So we have this really fractured relationship whereby she loves musicals,

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<v Speaker 5>I'm not so much. I love sport not so much,

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<v Speaker 5>not at all. So what did you do on Saturday night? Yes?

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<v Speaker 8>Yes, and it was magnificent.

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<v Speaker 4>Loved it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, why smell of sports musical coming up? Just to

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<v Speaker 2>combine the two so you guys can finally get along.

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<v Speaker 5>We love it, tellther so much, but we just can't

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<v Speaker 5>find a space where we want to hang out outside

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<v Speaker 5>of the sealed section.

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<v Speaker 2>Each and every week Tim, Tim bringses something out range. No,

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't see that coming, upset.

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<v Speaker 3>My name is Tim.

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<v Speaker 2>Now you've got the envelope here, let's jump into it.

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<v Speaker 8>There, Tim is not great with them. There we got

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<v Speaker 8>for us this week till.

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<v Speaker 9>This is salacious and spicy, as it always is, but

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<v Speaker 9>this is particularly adult content, and I'll tell you for why.

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<v Speaker 9>A friend of mine found out at the weekend her

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<v Speaker 9>boyfriend has subscribed to only fans specifically for a particular

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<v Speaker 9>content creator, so not just for the general overarching adult content,

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<v Speaker 9>but specifically for one artist.

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<v Speaker 8>Why not content creator artist?

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<v Speaker 4>How does she feel about that?

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<v Speaker 8>Or she hates it?

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<v Speaker 9>She's not pleased, she's not pleased, but now she doesn't

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<v Speaker 9>know what to do. But she dumped the man because

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<v Speaker 9>she kind of says, well, it's sort of cheating. It's

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<v Speaker 9>sort of like messaging you Jon's and saying, can I

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<v Speaker 9>please have some nude pics? It's not okay, to which

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<v Speaker 9>I would say yes, not very flattering.

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<v Speaker 2>Send through some money. Thirteen twenty four to ten, Please

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<v Speaker 2>jump on board? What should TIFF's friend do in this situation?

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<v Speaker 3>Up for grabs? Best call?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, Centema family past only fans is an interesting area,

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<v Speaker 2>is okay?

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<v Speaker 5>So we're not across it. So you're going to have

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<v Speaker 5>to explain. So you have to pay for all the content?

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<v Speaker 8>I don't know, Boo Andrew, how does well?

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<v Speaker 3>I've been reliably told. I think it's a monthly fee

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<v Speaker 3>and obviously it varies on the artist.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, but yeah, and then I'm not sure when I

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<v Speaker 2>can honestly say I haven't used it before, but I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know if the pitches come through daily or the

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<v Speaker 2>view is daily or is it monthly?

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<v Speaker 3>Or it depends on the artist.

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<v Speaker 9>That's again Netflix the subscription, Like if you pay, do

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<v Speaker 9>you get ads.

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<v Speaker 3>Upgrade for no ads? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>So do you pay more for more graphic content? Is

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<v Speaker 4>that right?

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<v Speaker 8>Content?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe personalized content. I'm pretty sure you can personalize things,

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<v Speaker 2>but depending who it is. Like for example, I think

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<v Speaker 2>at one stage the most popular platform or artist was

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<v Speaker 2>Iggy Azalia. Yes, that's right, which would make sense because

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<v Speaker 2>she's search high profile and you're seeing parts of Eggy

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<v Speaker 2>Azalea that you're certainly not going to see on the TV.

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<v Speaker 4>Was she getting her gear off all?

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<v Speaker 3>I think? So? Yeah, why not?

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<v Speaker 8>We'll look that up after.

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<v Speaker 5>So if your partner's jumping onto only fans and subscribing

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<v Speaker 5>specifically to one person, is that a form of cheating?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, it is because that is a connection with that

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<v Speaker 2>particular person. So there is nothing on only fans that

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<v Speaker 2>you won't be able to find on the internet for free.

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<v Speaker 2>So if you're paying for something like that specifically with someone,

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<v Speaker 2>then that's a spiritual connection that you're trying to gravitate

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<v Speaker 2>and a little bit physical.

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<v Speaker 4>Can I just say it's not spiritual?

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<v Speaker 5>It ain't nothing to do with spiritual that is purely sexual.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>But if it's just purely sexual and that's what you're into,

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<v Speaker 2>then you can find that stuff on the internet, do

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<v Speaker 2>you know what I mean? So obviously you've got some

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<v Speaker 2>sort of connection, you think with this person.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Can I just say, Iggy Azalea made three hundred thousand

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<v Speaker 4>dollars in twenty four hours.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a decent day's work.

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<v Speaker 4>Is her first day as well, her first.

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<v Speaker 8>Day, first day on the job, first day at the job.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, So how's your friend feeling tipsed like she's

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<v Speaker 2>you feel like she's sort of leaned down the path

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<v Speaker 2>of this is cheating and later alligator.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, but it kind of almost smacks of you're not

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<v Speaker 5>getting something in your relationship that perhaps you're.

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<v Speaker 8>Looking linked and blaming. No, you're saying my friend's not

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<v Speaker 8>hot and she's not sending nudes because she can. She would,

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<v Speaker 8>she might if he pays for them.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not saying that.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm saying that guy is obviously searching for something. He's

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<v Speaker 5>got a wondering eye, yeah, and a wondering who knows what.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, good morning, Mia, good morning, he A, you going good?

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<v Speaker 4>Good Only Fans explain, Go.

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<v Speaker 10>Well, I didn't know. I don't know much about it

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<v Speaker 10>because I don't even have Instagram. But I saw some

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<v Speaker 10>Only Fans subscriptions coming on.

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<v Speaker 11>My credit.

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<v Speaker 10>I went realized, the seventeen year old has been subscribing,

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<v Speaker 10>and you won't stress up to what it is. Oh,

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<v Speaker 10>it's nothing.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh seventeen is a tricky age, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 10>Yeah, reallyricky age. Yeah, because I think they're growing up

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<v Speaker 10>and they're in a hurry. But yeah, I don't know

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<v Speaker 10>what he's doing, but it scares me.

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<v Speaker 5>So me, have you asked him about said charges on

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<v Speaker 5>your credit card?

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<v Speaker 7>Oh?

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<v Speaker 10>Yeah, but no, no, it wasn't me. I'm like, oh

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<v Speaker 10>it wasn't.

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<v Speaker 9>Me, mate.

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<v Speaker 5>Wow, okay, good morning to you, Rene, Good morning, good morning.

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<v Speaker 5>Your husband is on Only Fans, Yes, well he won.

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<v Speaker 12>I just I don't know. I had a weird feeling

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<v Speaker 12>one day and I logged in, like I used his

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<v Speaker 12>phone and like sign intula on his fans and I

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<v Speaker 12>put in, and now you have like your saved passwords.

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<v Speaker 12>It saved as a password, yes, yes, yes, I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 12>like it just logged in so I didn't get to

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<v Speaker 12>see you much before he condoned. I actually logged in,

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<v Speaker 12>but I saw it on the bank statements. I think

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<v Speaker 12>it was like the morning of, or like end of

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<v Speaker 12>the day after or the day before. One of the

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<v Speaker 12>payments came through on our wedding day.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my gosh.

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<v Speaker 12>So he's his excuses that he just subscribed and then

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<v Speaker 12>he forgot that it was like like an ongoing payment

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<v Speaker 12>that just had just come out.

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<v Speaker 4>That's what he said to you, Renee. Yeah, we're on

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<v Speaker 4>the wedding day.

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<v Speaker 8>Did you find out, Renee?

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<v Speaker 12>So I didn't find actually out on the wedding day.

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<v Speaker 12>I found out maybe seven or eight months later, right.

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<v Speaker 8>And how did that make you feel?

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<v Speaker 12>I probably didn't speak to him for about three or

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<v Speaker 12>four days, like I like went off ye with like

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<v Speaker 12>out of the world. It was good because he was

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<v Speaker 12>doing fly and Flyer at the time, so I only

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<v Speaker 12>had to not see him for one day and then

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<v Speaker 12>I didn't see him for like a good week and

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<v Speaker 12>a half.

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<v Speaker 4>I didn't feel like he was cheating, Ren.

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<v Speaker 12>I do feel like it's borderline because, like, I don't know,

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<v Speaker 12>why would you pay, especially because there are people like

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<v Speaker 12>where we live that have that, so you could just

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<v Speaker 12>pay to subscribe to someone you actually know.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's think. Now you guys are still together?

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<v Speaker 3>Hey you going?

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<v Speaker 12>Ah, yeah, we actually are put him on.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh there you go. Interesting?

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<v Speaker 8>Is he still a subscriber?

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<v Speaker 12>No, well, not that I know of.

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<v Speaker 8>I don't think so.

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<v Speaker 12>I don't think he's ever done it again.

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<v Speaker 4>And I know anyway, how much was he paying?

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<v Speaker 12>I think it was like what twenty or thirty dollars

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<v Speaker 12>here or there? Heat But at the same time, and

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<v Speaker 12>he's a person that doesn't really spend a lot of money,

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<v Speaker 12>so I was like, okay, it's not like he was

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<v Speaker 12>deprived at Also for you.

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<v Speaker 8>Renee go girl.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, thank you so much for going up. Rene has

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<v Speaker 2>definitely won the Wall Cinema family past. By the way,

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my goodness, yes, good stuff.

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<v Speaker 4>Least we can do.

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<v Speaker 8>I have a wholesome film, something wholesome.

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<v Speaker 3>Just to sort of sum it up as well. Sure,

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<v Speaker 3>how we sort of feel about it. There's two examples

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<v Speaker 3>both ways.

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<v Speaker 5>We feel great about it. It wouldn't be best please, no,

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<v Speaker 5>i'd feel really icky.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah for ten years.

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<v Speaker 2>First, thank you for coming in this week and we'll

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<v Speaker 2>catch you in next week.

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<v Speaker 3>Nice work. What are you gonna tell your friend?

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<v Speaker 8>By the way, do you want to go to Waller Cinema.

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<v Speaker 8>Maybe I need to know.

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<v Speaker 4>I need to know now, I need to know.

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<v Speaker 13>I need to know.

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<v Speaker 3>I need to know what to move today.

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<v Speaker 4>She is what you need to know.

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<v Speaker 7>You know what you need to know with Jody and

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<v Speaker 7>Asy breaking.

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<v Speaker 5>News Bindy Irwin missus annual Steve Erwin Gulla due to

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<v Speaker 5>unexpected medical emergency.

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<v Speaker 4>She had a ruptured appendix.

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<v Speaker 3>Ah okay, I'm just going to say, what the hell

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<v Speaker 3>do we have appendix for?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know what does it do? I don't know what?

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<v Speaker 3>Are you useless of?

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<v Speaker 5>The logan also thirteen twenty four ten, have you had

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<v Speaker 5>a ruptured appendix?

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<v Speaker 4>What does it feel like?

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<v Speaker 2>What about when you get reincarnate and you're like you

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<v Speaker 2>wake up, you're like, oh what am I? And you're like,

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<v Speaker 2>she's a hope, I'm a heart or maybe your brain you're.

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<v Speaker 4>Like something, I'm so redundant.

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<v Speaker 5>So apparently according to her brother, she's going to be okay.

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<v Speaker 5>But surgery, out of all of the things we were

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<v Speaker 5>ready for, that was not one of them.

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<v Speaker 4>That's from Roberts.

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<v Speaker 2>By the way, can be very aggressive. Took what it

0:21:52.280 --> 0:21:54.440
<v Speaker 2>comes on like that. Yeah, all of a sudden, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>sure if you're familiar with particular Simpsons episode, Joe, it's

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<v Speaker 2>where they have to cut it out doctor Hbbit, actually

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<v Speaker 2>to cut it out doctor Hibbert.

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<v Speaker 4>He's a real doctor.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, he's a real doctor and gets to you pendics

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<v Speaker 2>and throws it out and it explodes like a grenade.

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<v Speaker 3>I can only assume that's what happens in real life too.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, okay, can I just ask you something? And like,

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<v Speaker 5>I hate to digress like this, but do you have

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<v Speaker 5>to base everything we talk about off a Simpsons episode?

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<v Speaker 13>You know?

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<v Speaker 2>It's really quite sad, isn't it that my brain is

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<v Speaker 2>on such a connection level with the Simpsons. I wish

0:22:22.880 --> 0:22:25.159
<v Speaker 2>I could remember my kid's birthdays better, but instead I've

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<v Speaker 2>got as Simpsons quite for everything else.

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<v Speaker 3>That's good, isn't it. Yep, that's really good use of

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<v Speaker 3>my brain.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, well done, thank you.

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<v Speaker 5>So anyway, she came to Las Vegas and was ready

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<v Speaker 5>to come to the gala for her dad, but put

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<v Speaker 5>on a brave face in a lot of discomfort and

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<v Speaker 5>a lot of pain, and said, nope, I'm just going

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<v Speaker 5>to tough it out. But the curtain and said, your

0:22:43.359 --> 0:22:45.640
<v Speaker 5>appendix is going. That thing's got to come out.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, so that's Binny.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh good, she going to be Okay, let's talk about

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<v Speaker 2>Beyonce's little one. They grew up so quickly. Jose is thirteenth. Yeah,

0:22:59.119 --> 0:23:02.080
<v Speaker 2>she looks about twenty five by the way she she does. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>look at her.

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<v Speaker 4>She looks like a fully grown animal.

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<v Speaker 3>She does.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, She's beautiful. There's no question about that.

0:23:08.440 --> 0:23:11.760
<v Speaker 5>She was always going to be beautiful given her genetics.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I'm saying that Beyonce fair bit better looking than Jason.

0:23:15.760 --> 0:23:17.200
<v Speaker 2>That's just my humble looking man.

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<v Speaker 4>How what did jay Z do to you?

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<v Speaker 12>Well?

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<v Speaker 3>Nothing, Maybe that's the problem anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>A bit of controversy online about this Blue Ivy, who

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<v Speaker 2>is the thirteen year our daughter, of course, is performing

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<v Speaker 2>as a backup dancer on her mum's Cowboy Carter World Tour,

0:23:32.960 --> 0:23:36.040
<v Speaker 2>participating in half of the thirty two dates. So despite

0:23:36.040 --> 0:23:39.040
<v Speaker 2>her young age, she's achieved significant milestones, including Winnie a

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<v Speaker 2>Grammy charting on Billboard with her early appearances. So people

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<v Speaker 2>are saying she reportedly owns around forty thousand dollars per night,

0:23:47.320 --> 0:23:50.120
<v Speaker 2>and critics are arguing she should be focusing on homework

0:23:50.160 --> 0:23:53.760
<v Speaker 2>and friends rather than intense rehearsals. And adult scrutiny. It's

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<v Speaker 2>done now. But also as soon as you come into

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<v Speaker 2>this world and you're the son or daughter of jay

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<v Speaker 2>Z Beyonce, it's not going to be normal. No, there's

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<v Speaker 2>nothing that you could do that would be normal.

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<v Speaker 7>I know.

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<v Speaker 5>Firstly, I would say to those people who are criticizing

0:24:08.200 --> 0:24:10.520
<v Speaker 5>pipe down, it's not your decision, it's not your money.

0:24:10.640 --> 0:24:14.359
<v Speaker 2>Someone's jealous. Well, someone's jealous, not you, the critics online.

0:24:14.440 --> 0:24:17.880
<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, I was performed forty thousand dollars per night.

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<v Speaker 5>I would say a thirteen year old, I probably my

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<v Speaker 5>concern here would be for the social media because people

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<v Speaker 5>are mean. People are so mean online, and I don't

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<v Speaker 5>think a thirteen year old is well or best equipped

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<v Speaker 5>to deal with people's hate.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you just feel like they are given that mum

0:24:35.160 --> 0:24:36.760
<v Speaker 2>and Dad's beyond st jay Z, it should be well

0:24:36.760 --> 0:24:40.600
<v Speaker 2>equipped to I don't know, even be around professionals that

0:24:40.640 --> 0:24:42.480
<v Speaker 2>would be able to handle a situation like that, Do

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<v Speaker 2>you know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, because Beyondce jay Z would cop so much crap.

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<v Speaker 5>I know.

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<v Speaker 4>But then is she like can she even live a

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<v Speaker 4>normal life and go to school?

0:24:51.119 --> 0:24:51.199
<v Speaker 12>No?

0:24:51.280 --> 0:24:53.440
<v Speaker 3>She can't, Like, Like, let's be honest she can't.

0:24:53.680 --> 0:24:55.520
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going over to Blue Ivy's house after their iDeer. Mum,

0:24:58.080 --> 0:24:58.520
<v Speaker 2>is that okay?

0:24:58.680 --> 0:24:59.360
<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

0:24:59.520 --> 0:25:02.040
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they've got a driver coming to pick me up.

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<v Speaker 5>Blue Ivy and I are having a playdate. Is that

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<v Speaker 5>a co I would be like?

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<v Speaker 3>Hell?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, film all of it?

0:25:08.960 --> 0:25:13.639
<v Speaker 2>May I come awesome? Let's talk about how sexy bald

0:25:13.640 --> 0:25:14.359
<v Speaker 2>men are Jodes.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, let's try very timely that page should talk about

0:25:18.119 --> 0:25:22.480
<v Speaker 5>getting her hair done, because apparently women are more attracted

0:25:22.520 --> 0:25:23.240
<v Speaker 5>to bald men.

0:25:23.359 --> 0:25:26.639
<v Speaker 2>Why yeah, so they've ranked at baldness as the second

0:25:26.800 --> 0:25:29.879
<v Speaker 2>most desired male feature. This is VIRA study that's recently

0:25:29.920 --> 0:25:33.160
<v Speaker 2>been released. So the preference for baldness may be linked

0:25:33.200 --> 0:25:39.879
<v Speaker 2>to perceptions of maturity, intelligence, honesty, education, and social dominance.

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<v Speaker 2>Good stuff fellas, no hair, don't care?

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<v Speaker 4>Something for you to look forward to. I guess, thank you?

0:25:48.040 --> 0:25:49.560
<v Speaker 3>What a beautiful background and complement.

0:25:50.040 --> 0:25:51.800
<v Speaker 2>The most attractive physical trait, by the way, was a

0:25:51.880 --> 0:25:56.119
<v Speaker 2>muscular physique, with baldness ranking just after. Other desirable features

0:25:56.119 --> 0:26:00.080
<v Speaker 2>include blue eyes, a beard, green eyes, chest, hair, tattoos,

0:26:00.119 --> 0:26:00.919
<v Speaker 2>and piercings.

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<v Speaker 4>So can I just call bs on this study? Like, honestly, but.

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<v Speaker 3>Us bald slash sinning men are living by this.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, but a beard, chest hair, no thanks. Tattoos are piercings.

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<v Speaker 3>Not said chest here? Do you mean like number one

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<v Speaker 3>or two? Running the clippers over.

0:26:19.720 --> 0:26:21.639
<v Speaker 5>If you want to run the clippers over it, how

0:26:21.680 --> 0:26:23.400
<v Speaker 5>much chest hair would you have?

0:26:23.600 --> 0:26:25.679
<v Speaker 2>Well, they just call me Harry McLay from Donaldson's there,

0:26:25.800 --> 0:26:27.760
<v Speaker 2>but not after I've had a little meeting with the clippers,

0:26:27.760 --> 0:26:28.359
<v Speaker 2>if you know what I mean.

0:26:28.440 --> 0:26:28.800
<v Speaker 3>Jade's.

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<v Speaker 2>So the study emphasizes that beauty varies individually, with attractiveness

0:26:33.359 --> 0:26:37.600
<v Speaker 2>influenced by various physical and personality traits. So think, for example,

0:26:37.880 --> 0:26:42.119
<v Speaker 2>Kelly Slater, Jason Statham, Bruce Willis, Michael Jordan, Lebron James.

0:26:42.160 --> 0:26:45.560
<v Speaker 2>He's thinning furiously and maybe the rock. They're the sexiest

0:26:45.560 --> 0:26:46.600
<v Speaker 2>ball blokes that I can.

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<v Speaker 3>Come up with.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, I just I don't know, get involved. Thirteen twenty four. Ten, Ladies,

0:26:52.640 --> 0:26:53.479
<v Speaker 5>do you like a ball man?

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<v Speaker 3>Don't ruin this for me? I don't do you not

0:26:56.000 --> 0:26:56.600
<v Speaker 3>ruin this for me?

0:26:57.040 --> 0:26:59.119
<v Speaker 4>I didn't ruin it for you.

0:26:58.320 --> 0:27:01.600
<v Speaker 5>Your father owned it for you when he gave you

0:27:01.800 --> 0:27:05.159
<v Speaker 5>the DNA. That's at some point that little tuft on

0:27:05.200 --> 0:27:07.040
<v Speaker 5>the top of your head is going to thin out

0:27:07.280 --> 0:27:10.119
<v Speaker 5>and then he'll be bald. And whether your face is

0:27:10.280 --> 0:27:13.320
<v Speaker 5>adept and prone to looking good with a bald head

0:27:13.560 --> 0:27:14.959
<v Speaker 5>is not my fault.

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<v Speaker 3>Ah.

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<v Speaker 2>This is tough as well, because all this talk about

0:27:17.359 --> 0:27:19.280
<v Speaker 2>going bald is causing me stress, and the stress is

0:27:19.320 --> 0:27:20.520
<v Speaker 2>making me go even balder.

0:27:20.600 --> 0:27:22.000
<v Speaker 3>Oh what a vicious cycle.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh dear two Queensland Police officers, Constables Jacobs, Nissi and fill.

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<v Speaker 4>Because I think it's okay anyway.

0:27:33.880 --> 0:27:37.280
<v Speaker 5>Philip Stigner helped deliver a baby in the police station

0:27:37.600 --> 0:27:40.600
<v Speaker 5>in Deception Bay in Queensland, in the car park after

0:27:40.680 --> 0:27:44.040
<v Speaker 5>being flagged down by a woman in labor. So Julie

0:27:44.080 --> 0:27:46.880
<v Speaker 5>Peddler was in the final stages and she was unable

0:27:46.880 --> 0:27:50.480
<v Speaker 5>to reach the hospital in time. So the Constable Stigna

0:27:50.800 --> 0:27:54.280
<v Speaker 5>guided the delivery with instructions from a triple O operator.

0:27:53.880 --> 0:27:56.639
<v Speaker 4>And the baby was born within five minutes.

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<v Speaker 5>Too often, wonder, because I do what you would do

0:27:59.200 --> 0:28:01.600
<v Speaker 5>in a situation where someone went into labor and you

0:28:01.640 --> 0:28:03.240
<v Speaker 5>were forced to pull that baby out.

0:28:03.480 --> 0:28:07.600
<v Speaker 2>Oh my gosh, I couldn't handle such a situation.

0:28:09.600 --> 0:28:11.879
<v Speaker 3>Just a lot to deal with, isn't it.

0:28:11.960 --> 0:28:14.199
<v Speaker 5>Can you imagine produce a Molly being in labor and

0:28:14.240 --> 0:28:17.320
<v Speaker 5>looking down between your legs, and there's Andrews little face going,

0:28:17.359 --> 0:28:19.840
<v Speaker 5>Oh my god, don't.

0:28:19.400 --> 0:28:20.520
<v Speaker 4>Worry about it. I've got this.

0:28:20.800 --> 0:28:25.560
<v Speaker 2>It's coming, guys, here it comes. Oh what a way

0:28:25.560 --> 0:28:26.200
<v Speaker 2>to enter the world.

0:28:27.320 --> 0:28:29.919
<v Speaker 5>The officers quickly wrapped the newborn baby Blake in a

0:28:29.960 --> 0:28:33.520
<v Speaker 5>towel and awaited paramedics, who arrived shortly after. The Pedley

0:28:33.560 --> 0:28:37.399
<v Speaker 5>family family later visited the station to thank the officers.

0:28:37.480 --> 0:28:38.600
<v Speaker 4>What a cute story.

0:28:38.760 --> 0:28:41.200
<v Speaker 2>It's not traditional, though, No, it's not a traditional place

0:28:41.240 --> 0:28:42.000
<v Speaker 2>to be born.

0:28:41.920 --> 0:28:47.000
<v Speaker 5>No, absolutely not. Where have all your children been birthed? First?

0:28:47.080 --> 0:28:47.360
<v Speaker 3>Right too?

0:28:47.360 --> 0:28:50.000
<v Speaker 2>At women's and Children's, which we had a fantastic experience,

0:28:50.000 --> 0:28:51.240
<v Speaker 2>by the way, they're so good in there.

0:28:51.480 --> 0:28:54.360
<v Speaker 3>Our last one, Sonny, was born at home. He was

0:28:54.400 --> 0:28:54.960
<v Speaker 3>a water birth.

0:28:55.000 --> 0:28:59.760
<v Speaker 2>We set up a big pool at home. It's very interesting,

0:28:59.800 --> 0:29:01.800
<v Speaker 2>see situation I found myself in, and that was at

0:29:01.800 --> 0:29:03.840
<v Speaker 2>the end of the night using the birth water to

0:29:03.920 --> 0:29:08.120
<v Speaker 2>water the garden. Very I did not and did you

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<v Speaker 2>actually and didn't. The agapanthers love it too, by the way,

0:29:11.440 --> 0:29:12.680
<v Speaker 2>They're like, wow.

0:29:12.320 --> 0:29:14.080
<v Speaker 3>This is so nutrient rich.

0:29:14.160 --> 0:29:18.680
<v Speaker 5>Thank you very much, absolutely, especially especially for what's that

0:29:18.760 --> 0:29:22.320
<v Speaker 5>called the play center Center if that came out, apparently

0:29:22.360 --> 0:29:24.720
<v Speaker 5>you can plant that under a tree and it's very

0:29:24.840 --> 0:29:25.880
<v Speaker 5>very good for the garden.

0:29:25.920 --> 0:29:29.320
<v Speaker 2>Next day the agapants was like Jeny had muscles, had biceps,

0:29:29.320 --> 0:29:31.520
<v Speaker 2>are like, ooh, what's going on here?

0:29:31.560 --> 0:29:32.640
<v Speaker 4>Look at how strong we are?

0:29:32.720 --> 0:29:34.880
<v Speaker 5>Thirteen twenty four ten, let's do this. Where did you

0:29:34.920 --> 0:29:38.000
<v Speaker 5>have your baby? What unexpected place did.

0:29:37.800 --> 0:29:38.560
<v Speaker 4>You pop one out?

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<v Speaker 5>Let's go to and Blake View.

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<v Speaker 3>Good morning, I is good morning guys.

0:29:45.280 --> 0:29:49.600
<v Speaker 4>How are you good? Thank you? Where was the baby born?

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<v Speaker 11>So it's not me? So was my auntie talking about

0:29:54.160 --> 0:29:57.840
<v Speaker 11>long time ago. She's in her late sixties, sail. She

0:29:58.040 --> 0:30:02.560
<v Speaker 11>was born in a taxid so we call her Auntie's

0:30:02.560 --> 0:30:04.640
<v Speaker 11>taxi now taxi.

0:30:05.160 --> 0:30:07.680
<v Speaker 2>So this is the big question I asked, did she

0:30:07.880 --> 0:30:09.120
<v Speaker 2>cop a soiling fee.

0:30:14.120 --> 0:30:15.760
<v Speaker 3>Back then? Vomiting?

0:30:16.040 --> 0:30:19.040
<v Speaker 11>That was so long ago, was before I was born,

0:30:19.680 --> 0:30:24.200
<v Speaker 11>and it was overseas, it wasn't in Australia. So yeah,

0:30:24.240 --> 0:30:27.160
<v Speaker 11>it was just stories we're being told. And everyone just

0:30:27.200 --> 0:30:30.200
<v Speaker 11>called her Auntie Taxi And now she drives everyone around

0:30:30.400 --> 0:30:32.720
<v Speaker 11>and we still call her Auntie taxis.

0:30:33.360 --> 0:30:36.560
<v Speaker 4>And so what happened her mum just went randomly into labor.

0:30:36.600 --> 0:30:37.160
<v Speaker 4>What happened?

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<v Speaker 11>Yes, couldn't make it to the hospital.

0:30:39.760 --> 0:30:41.000
<v Speaker 4>Okay, it just popped out.

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<v Speaker 5>I just feel like I just I don't know about you,

0:30:44.880 --> 0:30:47.160
<v Speaker 5>but I feel like taxi drivers aren't overly equipped to

0:30:47.200 --> 0:30:48.400
<v Speaker 5>deal with it.

0:30:48.560 --> 0:30:51.280
<v Speaker 3>Just don't feel like that's part of the qualification.

0:30:51.440 --> 0:30:52.120
<v Speaker 4>No, exactly.

0:30:52.320 --> 0:30:55.440
<v Speaker 5>Let's go to Matt from Kennel Light Gardens. Hey, Matt,

0:30:56.000 --> 0:30:57.040
<v Speaker 5>where was the baby born?

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<v Speaker 13>It was also a home birth of planned home birth.

0:31:02.400 --> 0:31:05.880
<v Speaker 13>Difference did and this was last week? My wife actually

0:31:06.880 --> 0:31:11.960
<v Speaker 13>last week, yeah, last week. Difference is she delivered the

0:31:12.000 --> 0:31:14.160
<v Speaker 13>baby herself. It was a mixed up with the midwife

0:31:14.200 --> 0:31:18.240
<v Speaker 13>who were meant to attend our home. And yeah, they

0:31:18.240 --> 0:31:20.600
<v Speaker 13>just didn't arrive in time and the baby was delivered

0:31:20.600 --> 0:31:22.000
<v Speaker 13>by on her own.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my gosh.

0:31:24.360 --> 0:31:26.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean, Matt, Jodi and I get angry at

0:31:26.720 --> 0:31:28.120
<v Speaker 2>each other when one of us is late. But can

0:31:28.160 --> 0:31:30.800
<v Speaker 2>you imagine being a big wife and not getting there

0:31:30.840 --> 0:31:31.880
<v Speaker 2>on time for the birth?

0:31:33.360 --> 0:31:34.040
<v Speaker 12>There was there was.

0:31:34.040 --> 0:31:34.600
<v Speaker 3>A mixed up.

0:31:34.680 --> 0:31:37.000
<v Speaker 13>They sent the wrong midwife to the wrong house.

0:31:37.200 --> 0:31:39.640
<v Speaker 3>Oh god, they were late.

0:31:39.720 --> 0:31:40.760
<v Speaker 13>They turned up after the.

0:31:40.760 --> 0:31:43.960
<v Speaker 3>Birth, Matt, Matt, we're a week into it. How's it

0:31:43.960 --> 0:31:44.400
<v Speaker 3>all going.

0:31:45.480 --> 0:31:48.360
<v Speaker 13>Oh, it's going, it's going. Well, it's chaotic. You know

0:31:48.440 --> 0:31:50.640
<v Speaker 13>you've got a few kids yourself. I've got four kids now,

0:31:50.680 --> 0:31:53.480
<v Speaker 13>so it's yeah, just keeping everyone happy.

0:31:54.480 --> 0:31:56.760
<v Speaker 4>I'm so fascinated by this. Was she was she?

0:31:57.000 --> 0:32:01.600
<v Speaker 5>Because I've seen vision of I reckon one of the Kardashians. Yes,

0:32:02.800 --> 0:32:04.920
<v Speaker 5>Courtney pulling her own baby out.

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<v Speaker 4>Look on your face.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't say that part of the Kardashians.

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<v Speaker 4>What video have you seen of the Kardashians, I'm saying, Matt.

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<v Speaker 4>Was she lying down? Was she sitting up? How did

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<v Speaker 4>it work?

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<v Speaker 13>She was in a birthpool as well. Yeah, but luckily,

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<v Speaker 13>you know, I got the pump out because I was

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<v Speaker 13>sort of half inflating it by the time she jumped

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<v Speaker 13>in and delivered the baby, so it was all happening.

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<v Speaker 5>Wowous, that is incredible. Thank you so much, Matt. Oh

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<v Speaker 5>my goodness.

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<v Speaker 4>Should we take one more?

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<v Speaker 3>Let's take one more?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, Mary, good morning, Good morning?

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<v Speaker 13>Hell are you both good?

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you? Was this you that nearly gave birth in

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<v Speaker 4>a random place?

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<v Speaker 11>Yes, it was me.

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<v Speaker 14>My son was nearly born on the toilet. I got

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<v Speaker 14>up early in the morning and I felt really good,

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<v Speaker 14>had a great sleep. It was about quarter to wait

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<v Speaker 14>in the morning, got up and then I was like oh,

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<v Speaker 14>it's still a bit funny. Went to the toilet and

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<v Speaker 14>I just went into random birth and nearly got first.

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<v Speaker 3>To him there and then oh, my gosh, that is intense.

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<v Speaker 5>And so obviously you got up off the toilet and

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<v Speaker 5>made it to a hospital.

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<v Speaker 14>No, I didn't make it to the hospital. I ended

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<v Speaker 14>up My son had two He was only four at

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<v Speaker 14>the time. He had to go and knock on my

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<v Speaker 14>sister in law's door, which living at the back of

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<v Speaker 14>their house, and they were just about to leave. Fair goodness,

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<v Speaker 14>he got her just in time and she was able

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<v Speaker 14>to call the anglers, but by the time the ambulance arrived,

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<v Speaker 14>so she had to basically help me through until they

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<v Speaker 14>got there. I managed to get off the toilet and

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<v Speaker 14>onto all fours and that's where I gave birth to him.

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<v Speaker 3>That was amazing sometimes myself, Yeah, that's a good effort. Mary.

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<v Speaker 2>Sometimes communication there can be barriers with a four year old.

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<v Speaker 2>I would hope that you didn't go to the neighbor

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<v Speaker 2>and say mom's on the toilet and she's in trouble

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<v Speaker 2>and she's moaning, Oh, I wake him up.

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<v Speaker 14>He knocked on the door and he was like, Mom,

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<v Speaker 14>are you okay? And then I'm like, quick, can you

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<v Speaker 14>go get someone, go get some help.

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<v Speaker 11>So yeah, he was the hero of the story.

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<v Speaker 4>So, Mary, this is fascinating. How painful was it? Just

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<v Speaker 4>so quick? How painful was it?

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<v Speaker 14>It was so quick, and I think I was just

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<v Speaker 14>in shock. My first verse was really long and I

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<v Speaker 14>had epidural, So this one was just all natural. It

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<v Speaker 14>was very Spriday active. Label was about twenty minutes and yeah,

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<v Speaker 14>ambulance got there just in time to basically catch him.

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<v Speaker 14>The head was already out, and yeah, they got in

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<v Speaker 14>there and was able to push one more time, and yeah,

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<v Speaker 14>that's where I knew. I was getting in the back

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<v Speaker 14>of the ambulance with my baby on the way to

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<v Speaker 14>the hospital.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you so much, Mary, Thank you to all our cals.

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<v Speaker 5>Matt from Colonel like Guns, whose wife delivered her own child,

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<v Speaker 5>her first child, by herself, at home. You deserve, in fact,

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<v Speaker 5>your wife deserves at one hundred dollars.

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<v Speaker 4>Family Cook voucher.

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<v Speaker 5>Who's got time to cook for the family when you're

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<v Speaker 5>rushing around the kids sport familycook does visit the familycook

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<v Speaker 5>dot com dot.

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<v Speaker 3>A good on your Matt, Thanks v story, Thanks good stuff.

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<v Speaker 5>You