Speaker 1: We got get you the red morning every day, every gentlemen, Adelaides,
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Can we talk about Showdown in fifty seven plays? Oh my,
Speaker 2: very goodness?
Speaker 3: How good was that?
Speaker 4: So good?
Speaker 5: And I don't know about you, but I like, I
Speaker 5: love Porte, I love the Crows. I love them both equally,
Speaker 5: so I didn't know who to borrow for in the
Speaker 5: end that I thought Porte are a real chance to
Speaker 5: get done by a big margin this weekend.
Speaker 3: That's the thing do you know I liked as well?
Speaker 2: Is that it completely lived up to its reputation of
Speaker 2: form not meaning anything. One team lost by ninety points
Speaker 2: a week before, the other team won by sixty points
Speaker 2: a week before, and then they came together beautifully to
Speaker 2: be a less than one goal differential.
Speaker 5: What were your favorite moments in the Showdown on the weekend?
Speaker 5: Very goodness would because I text you at one point
Speaker 5: and I was like, oh my god, how excited are
Speaker 5: you about that?
Speaker 3: Jason nor Francis go really excited?
Speaker 2: And I responded with simply this and you knew exactly
Speaker 2: what I was talking about.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that was so good.
Speaker 2: The mark Keene mark at the end will go down
Speaker 2: as an iconic showdown moment, and that is exactly what
Speaker 2: you want when you watch a showdown.
Speaker 3: A miracle comeback when.
Speaker 4: Horn Francis where.
Speaker 2: Seriously, that was just ridiculous. The courage of it as well,
Speaker 2: going back with the flight of the ball and that
Speaker 2: was it. So it probably I mean Finlayson who was hot,
Speaker 2: yeah he was probably gets a clean chance at marking it.
Speaker 3: Instead Keane jumps back. It's those moments which will go
Speaker 3: down in time.
Speaker 5: Can I ask you, as a semi professional footballer, when
Speaker 5: you're backing back into a pack like that and you
Speaker 5: know what's coming, like, you know you're going to get
Speaker 5: cleaned up, what's that feeling like?
Speaker 2: It's not a nice feeling. It's really not a nice feeling.
Speaker 2: He's sort of bracing this big old hit. I know
Speaker 2: it's some lucky ones where I almost got cleaned up
Speaker 2: really really badly. I feel like now though, particularly the
Speaker 2: AFL YEP, like it's much safer to go back down there.
Speaker 2: There's always going to be some danger, but versus say
Speaker 2: twenty thirty years ago, particularly with the likes of Gary
Speaker 2: Albert SENI coming out going well, if someone gets my way,
Speaker 2: I'm going to use my knees a weapon yep, and
Speaker 2: see if I can make their head pop off.
Speaker 4: Okay, that doesn't happening, Sure, that's fine.
Speaker 2: But that was a beautiful moment. Mark Keene as well.
Speaker 2: Of course the irishman. I'm so fascinated with the Irish Yeah,
Speaker 2: and particularly the guys with the Gaelic roots that come
Speaker 2: over here.
Speaker 3: They're just built a little bit different.
Speaker 4: So how does I just wonder how it pans out?
Speaker 5: How do they come out here and play AFL, Like
Speaker 5: are they growing up watching it on Channel seven or
Speaker 5: how do they even have an understanding of the AFL
Speaker 5: over in Ireland?
Speaker 2: Well, I think the big one is that you've got
Speaker 2: Jim Stein's mis sort of started put it on the mat,
Speaker 2: and then you got guys like Tykennelly from Sydney who
Speaker 2: all of a sudden you go, oh jeezu, this could
Speaker 2: be a root for us because it's so similar the
Speaker 2: way that they move.
Speaker 3: And there's some good athletes over there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but there's not good money in gallic football, even
Speaker 2: professional gallic football, so maybe it is for a lot
Speaker 2: of these athletes to be like, actually you could veer
Speaker 2: away from your original roots and play this game called
Speaker 2: AFL and make some good money.
Speaker 5: And can you imagine being an Irish man living in Australia.
Speaker 5: The accent would just the women would flock, wouldn't they.
Speaker 3: Do you reckon? They'd go, do you reckon?
Speaker 2: Ty Caer nearly went okay back in the day, I
Speaker 2: just sort of feel like maybe he had an option
Speaker 2: or two.
Speaker 3: Let's hear from Mark Kaine, and there's one thing in.
Speaker 2: Particularly that he said about Irish boys being courageous, which
Speaker 2: I think is going to stay with me forever.
Speaker 6: And we put our heads where you want to put shus.
Speaker 6: I left fend there and get a goll just toty
Speaker 6: seconds beforehand. I said, the next time VI comes and
Speaker 6: I'm going to have to do everything just gets this bite.
Speaker 3: I did you hear that?
Speaker 2: At the start played again asking about Irish boys being
Speaker 2: courageous and where exactly they put their heads that other
Speaker 2: people don't quite particularly do we.
Speaker 6: Put our heads where you want to put shoes? I
Speaker 6: left fin lesson, I get a goll just toty seconds beforehand,
Speaker 6: and I said, the next time vicomes, and I'm going
Speaker 6: to have to do everything that just gets this bite.
Speaker 2: Those we put our heads where you wouldn't put your shoes.
Speaker 5: I still don't quite get it, but I'm sensing that
Speaker 5: you wouldn't put your shoes in good places.
Speaker 3: That's exactly what's going on.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Wow, it was an epic showdown and hopefully your team won.
Speaker 2: But what we needed to understand and appreciate was that
Speaker 2: it was close, and that's what it's all about, and
Speaker 2: all of a sudden from a game like that. If
Speaker 2: it was a blowout and all of a sudden, the
Speaker 2: heat would have been on board.
Speaker 3: But it wasn't.
Speaker 2: It was tight, so we can talk about the good
Speaker 2: bits and not focus on the negative.
Speaker 4: Ass Can I ask you showdown metal? Did that go
Speaker 4: to the right person?
Speaker 3: Yeah? It did?
Speaker 2: Okay, it was a very, very weird situation because Bergmann
Speaker 2: did such a good job on Dawson. Isaac Rankin was
Speaker 2: good in the fourth quarter. He's pretty quiet before that,
Speaker 2: so there wasn't a standout for the Cross. Riley still
Speaker 2: thought was excellent in the first half, but then he
Speaker 2: got a little bit more blanket in the second half.
Speaker 2: Rosie was the most consistent. So it's only happened four
Speaker 2: times before where a player from the losing side is
Speaker 2: one one, but I think he deserved it. There's a
Speaker 2: case for Riley Philthorpe, but Rosie was very good.
Speaker 5: Is there a ball that Riley Thilthorpe can't catch? Is
Speaker 5: there a football that when it's coming at his mits
Speaker 5: that he will miss?
Speaker 3: What about when you're a footy and.
Speaker 4: Let's all be footies for a second.
Speaker 2: You get kicked out of the middle and you're like,
Speaker 2: oh here we're going, what's going to happen here? And
Speaker 2: I'm going to hit the deck And then you see
Speaker 2: Riley waiting for it, and you're like, oh, here we.
Speaker 4: Go, Here we go, Welcome to Papa.
Speaker 3: Here is and then fuck ah, that's nice.
Speaker 1: The following segment is the mature audiences only and may
Speaker 1: contain how all content, graphic language and nudity, not that
Speaker 1: you'll see it if easily offended, well, you're about to
Speaker 1: find out just how easily your father.
Speaker 7: He's only money, Jodi and six nothing hey jokes.
Speaker 2: You know, sometimes an article just pops up on your
Speaker 2: desk and you're like, oh, I connect with that on
Speaker 2: a spiritual level. Okay, a really deep spiritual level. You're
Speaker 2: ready for this one.
Speaker 4: I'm certainly keen for you to read this headline going.
Speaker 3: Okays, ready, yep?
Speaker 2: I had a threesome with a bisexual woman and my
Speaker 2: dead husband's ghosts. He finally got his happy ending. That's good,
Speaker 2: isn't it? So many different layers. A UK widow, her
Speaker 2: name is Nicky Wake, claims she had a threesome with
Speaker 2: a woman and the ghost of her late husband. His
Speaker 2: name was Andy, and she said she felt his presence
Speaker 2: during sex. Okay, Andy, of course started from COVID and
Speaker 2: twenty twenty the age of fifty four, he dreamed of
Speaker 2: a threesome. Of course, you did, Edie, a dirty bit
Speaker 2: which Wake had secretly fantasized about as well. Why do
Speaker 2: you keep that a secret? By the way, and they
Speaker 2: planned to explore this before his death. After losing her husband,
Speaker 2: Wake re entered the dating scene, connecting with a woman
Speaker 2: on a romance side, and felt Andy's spirit was present
Speaker 2: during their intimate in Canada. Of course it was Andy,
Speaker 2: keep your hands to yourself thanks a dirty ghost. She
Speaker 2: describes her relationship as now being polyamorous and has created
Speaker 2: a website, Widows Fire, to help other widows and widowers
Speaker 2: keep their passion alive. Nicky believes her late husband would
Speaker 2: have supported her exploring your relationships and feels his spirit
Speaker 2: continues to influence her love life. He's watching, He's always watching, touching,
Speaker 2: goes hands to hisself.
Speaker 5: I love that Nicki's like entered into this relationship with
Speaker 5: this woman.
Speaker 4: And she's like, this is what my husband would have wanted.
Speaker 3: I'm doing the right He would have been so proud.
Speaker 2: Goodness me, how can you assume that your dead husband
Speaker 2: approves of you getting into other people?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm not entirely sure about that.
Speaker 5: If my husband were to pass, oh god, I don't
Speaker 5: even want to think about that. And then I was
Speaker 5: to have a dolliance with another woman, I'm not entirely
Speaker 5: sure that I would want to feel his presence in.
Speaker 2: I just feel it would just feel like, oh, what's
Speaker 2: that feeling I'm getting from my lad husband? Oh, it's
Speaker 2: a feeling of disappointment. Oh and then what about what
Speaker 2: about Nicki as well? She's like they'd be sitting there
Speaker 2: do her and all of a sudden, a knife would
Speaker 2: come flinging across the room and estab and she's like, oh, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's him.
Speaker 3: That's a sign that he's so proud.
Speaker 4: Jo Jo Jo, that is a good job Monday morning
Speaker 4: joke off.
Speaker 3: That's right. Humor best way to kick start your week. Yeah,
Speaker 3: just attack it with a smile. Do you know what
Speaker 3: I'm saying? Joe?
Speaker 4: Just put your vein out, big fat injection. Let's go.
Speaker 3: Let that vein all right? Can I kick us off
Speaker 3: this week? Sure? All right, here we go, Here we go.
Speaker 3: What do you call sweaty boobs?
Speaker 5: I mean, the foremost authority on press?
Speaker 4: What do you call sweaty boobs?
Speaker 3: Humid titties?
Speaker 4: Quite disturbing about the man saying the word titties. I
Speaker 4: don't know.
Speaker 3: It's humid with their that's a combination. All right. Next, Joe,
Speaker 3: what do you go?
Speaker 4: We going short, sharp and shiny. So let's go. Why
Speaker 4: did ducks have tails? No idea to hide their buck quacks? Sorry,
Speaker 4: it's a small thing.
Speaker 3: All the dad's out there going yes, yes, well done.
Speaker 4: I mean it was Mother's Day yesterday. But you're welcome dads.
Speaker 7: All right. Santa Claus the Tooth Fairy, a happy West
Speaker 7: Coast fan, and an old drunk are walking down the
Speaker 7: street together when they simultaneously spot a one hundred dollar note.
Speaker 8: Who gets it?
Speaker 4: You might have to say it again?
Speaker 3: Take us through the option to.
Speaker 4: Do it again.
Speaker 7: Santa Claus the tooth fairy, a happy West Coast fan,
Speaker 7: and an old drunk are walking down the street.
Speaker 4: They see a hundred bucks.
Speaker 8: Who gets it?
Speaker 4: I don't know the drunk.
Speaker 7: The other three are mythical creatures.
Speaker 4: I love.
Speaker 3: Again. I think that's your sweets?
Speaker 4: Is it actually is?
Speaker 7: Before the joke, I had to make sure they were
Speaker 7: still zero zero.
Speaker 2: No, they suck, but years of experience as a disgruntled
Speaker 2: Carton supporter, it comes naturally.
Speaker 8: I know my way down the bottom of the ladder.
Speaker 5: Having said that, West Coast didn't suck so badly, on
Speaker 5: the weekend.
Speaker 2: West Coast they lost the Richmon by two points. It
Speaker 2: was a good old fashioned suck off who could suck least?
Speaker 2: And it turns out Richmond suck just that little bit less.
Speaker 4: Good old fashion suck off.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Here's a study which I don't think is going to
Speaker 2: surprise too many people. A particular study finds that dogs
Speaker 2: outrank every human relationship we have except for our kids.
Speaker 3: That's pretty heavy stuff.
Speaker 4: Can I talk about my little dog Journey please?
Speaker 3: Yes, little dog Journey, because it's a little dog.
Speaker 5: Yeah, little Sid she's a toy ter boodle. She's tiny, tiny,
Speaker 5: But I never liked dogs. Whole entire existence. I've never
Speaker 5: liked dogs, and now when I met Sid, the toy kavoodle,
Speaker 5: I'm in love.
Speaker 3: So much blood, but I love her. I love her.
Speaker 5: Can you stop doing that please, because that's not what
Speaker 5: Sid does.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So, the survey found the dog owners considered their bond
Speaker 2: with their pets more satisfying than friends or partners. It
Speaker 2: reports human dog relationships to human human relationships across at
Speaker 2: thirteen scales, highlighting stronger affection, companionship, and reassurance in dogs.
Speaker 2: Dogs most closely resemble parent child relationships due to the
Speaker 2: control owners have over them, resulting in fewer negative interactions.
Speaker 4: Okay, your thoughts.
Speaker 2: Good on your dogs. Oh, it's the same thing. Like
Speaker 2: you can trust the dog. Do you know it's hard
Speaker 2: to trust the human. It's very easy to trust the dog.
Speaker 2: They got your back. I've got your back.
Speaker 5: Do you know what I find about dogs which is
Speaker 5: really intriguing? Taken sense, when something's wrong, off it too
Speaker 5: one hundred percent they will come and cuddle you.
Speaker 4: They know that something's amis.
Speaker 2: So what about on the flip side, when you try
Speaker 2: to relay your problems to a cat and the cat
Speaker 2: walks on top of your chest and then goes up
Speaker 2: to your into your ear and goes sucked in first.
Speaker 3: That is a false way to get into this the
Speaker 3: sealed section.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that was rude ten years first. Welcome tomorrow. How
Speaker 4: was your weekend?
Speaker 8: Oh so beautiful.
Speaker 5: So we have this really fractured relationship whereby she loves musicals,
Speaker 5: I'm not so much. I love sport not so much,
Speaker 5: not at all. So what did you do on Saturday night? Yes?
Speaker 8: Yes, and it was magnificent.
Speaker 4: Loved it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, why smell of sports musical coming up? Just to
Speaker 2: combine the two so you guys can finally get along.
Speaker 5: We love it, tellther so much, but we just can't
Speaker 5: find a space where we want to hang out outside
Speaker 5: of the sealed section.
Speaker 2: Each and every week Tim, Tim bringses something out range. No,
Speaker 2: I didn't see that coming, upset.
Speaker 3: My name is Tim.
Speaker 2: Now you've got the envelope here, let's jump into it.
Speaker 8: There, Tim is not great with them. There we got
Speaker 8: for us this week till.
Speaker 9: This is salacious and spicy, as it always is, but
Speaker 9: this is particularly adult content, and I'll tell you for why.
Speaker 9: A friend of mine found out at the weekend her
Speaker 9: boyfriend has subscribed to only fans specifically for a particular
Speaker 9: content creator, so not just for the general overarching adult content,
Speaker 9: but specifically for one artist.
Speaker 8: Why not content creator artist?
Speaker 4: How does she feel about that?
Speaker 8: Or she hates it?
Speaker 9: She's not pleased, she's not pleased, but now she doesn't
Speaker 9: know what to do. But she dumped the man because
Speaker 9: she kind of says, well, it's sort of cheating. It's
Speaker 9: sort of like messaging you Jon's and saying, can I
Speaker 9: please have some nude pics? It's not okay, to which
Speaker 9: I would say yes, not very flattering.
Speaker 2: Send through some money. Thirteen twenty four to ten, Please
Speaker 2: jump on board? What should TIFF's friend do in this situation?
Speaker 3: Up for grabs? Best call?
Speaker 2: Well, Centema family past only fans is an interesting area,
Speaker 2: is okay?
Speaker 5: So we're not across it. So you're going to have
Speaker 5: to explain. So you have to pay for all the content?
Speaker 8: I don't know, Boo Andrew, how does well?
Speaker 3: I've been reliably told. I think it's a monthly fee
Speaker 3: and obviously it varies on the artist.
Speaker 2: Yes, but yeah, and then I'm not sure when I
Speaker 2: can honestly say I haven't used it before, but I
Speaker 2: don't know if the pitches come through daily or the
Speaker 2: view is daily or is it monthly?
Speaker 3: Or it depends on the artist.
Speaker 9: That's again Netflix the subscription, Like if you pay, do
Speaker 9: you get ads.
Speaker 3: Upgrade for no ads? Yeah?
Speaker 4: So do you pay more for more graphic content? Is
Speaker 4: that right?
Speaker 8: Content?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Maybe personalized content. I'm pretty sure you can personalize things,
Speaker 2: but depending who it is. Like for example, I think
Speaker 2: at one stage the most popular platform or artist was
Speaker 2: Iggy Azalia. Yes, that's right, which would make sense because
Speaker 2: she's search high profile and you're seeing parts of Eggy
Speaker 2: Azalea that you're certainly not going to see on the TV.
Speaker 4: Was she getting her gear off all?
Speaker 3: I think? So? Yeah, why not?
Speaker 8: We'll look that up after.
Speaker 5: So if your partner's jumping onto only fans and subscribing
Speaker 5: specifically to one person, is that a form of cheating?
Speaker 2: Yes, it is because that is a connection with that
Speaker 2: particular person. So there is nothing on only fans that
Speaker 2: you won't be able to find on the internet for free.
Speaker 2: So if you're paying for something like that specifically with someone,
Speaker 2: then that's a spiritual connection that you're trying to gravitate
Speaker 2: and a little bit physical.
Speaker 4: Can I just say it's not spiritual?
Speaker 5: It ain't nothing to do with spiritual that is purely sexual.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: But if it's just purely sexual and that's what you're into,
Speaker 2: then you can find that stuff on the internet, do
Speaker 2: you know what I mean? So obviously you've got some
Speaker 2: sort of connection, you think with this person.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Can I just say, Iggy Azalea made three hundred thousand
Speaker 4: dollars in twenty four hours.
Speaker 3: That's a decent day's work.
Speaker 4: Is her first day as well, her first.
Speaker 8: Day, first day on the job, first day at the job.
Speaker 2: All right, So how's your friend feeling tipsed like she's
Speaker 2: you feel like she's sort of leaned down the path
Speaker 2: of this is cheating and later alligator.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but it kind of almost smacks of you're not
Speaker 5: getting something in your relationship that perhaps you're.
Speaker 8: Looking linked and blaming. No, you're saying my friend's not
Speaker 8: hot and she's not sending nudes because she can. She would,
Speaker 8: she might if he pays for them.
Speaker 4: I'm not saying that.
Speaker 5: I'm saying that guy is obviously searching for something. He's
Speaker 5: got a wondering eye, yeah, and a wondering who knows what.
Speaker 4: Okay, good morning, Mia, good morning, he A, you going good?
Speaker 4: Good Only Fans explain, Go.
Speaker 10: Well, I didn't know. I don't know much about it
Speaker 10: because I don't even have Instagram. But I saw some
Speaker 10: Only Fans subscriptions coming on.
Speaker 11: My credit.
Speaker 10: I went realized, the seventeen year old has been subscribing,
Speaker 10: and you won't stress up to what it is. Oh,
Speaker 10: it's nothing.
Speaker 2: Oh seventeen is a tricky age, isn't it.
Speaker 10: Yeah, reallyricky age. Yeah, because I think they're growing up
Speaker 10: and they're in a hurry. But yeah, I don't know
Speaker 10: what he's doing, but it scares me.
Speaker 5: So me, have you asked him about said charges on
Speaker 5: your credit card?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 10: Yeah, but no, no, it wasn't me. I'm like, oh
Speaker 10: it wasn't.
Speaker 9: Me, mate.
Speaker 5: Wow, okay, good morning to you, Rene, Good morning, good morning.
Speaker 5: Your husband is on Only Fans, Yes, well he won.
Speaker 12: I just I don't know. I had a weird feeling
Speaker 12: one day and I logged in, like I used his
Speaker 12: phone and like sign intula on his fans and I
Speaker 12: put in, and now you have like your saved passwords.
Speaker 12: It saved as a password, yes, yes, yes, I was like, oh,
Speaker 12: like it just logged in so I didn't get to
Speaker 12: see you much before he condoned. I actually logged in,
Speaker 12: but I saw it on the bank statements. I think
Speaker 12: it was like the morning of, or like end of
Speaker 12: the day after or the day before. One of the
Speaker 12: payments came through on our wedding day.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 12: So he's his excuses that he just subscribed and then
Speaker 12: he forgot that it was like like an ongoing payment
Speaker 12: that just had just come out.
Speaker 4: That's what he said to you, Renee. Yeah, we're on
Speaker 4: the wedding day.
Speaker 8: Did you find out, Renee?
Speaker 12: So I didn't find actually out on the wedding day.
Speaker 12: I found out maybe seven or eight months later, right.
Speaker 8: And how did that make you feel?
Speaker 12: I probably didn't speak to him for about three or
Speaker 12: four days, like I like went off ye with like
Speaker 12: out of the world. It was good because he was
Speaker 12: doing fly and Flyer at the time, so I only
Speaker 12: had to not see him for one day and then
Speaker 12: I didn't see him for like a good week and
Speaker 12: a half.
Speaker 4: I didn't feel like he was cheating, Ren.
Speaker 12: I do feel like it's borderline because, like, I don't know,
Speaker 12: why would you pay, especially because there are people like
Speaker 12: where we live that have that, so you could just
Speaker 12: pay to subscribe to someone you actually know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's think. Now you guys are still together?
Speaker 3: Hey you going?
Speaker 12: Ah, yeah, we actually are put him on.
Speaker 3: Oh there you go. Interesting?
Speaker 8: Is he still a subscriber?
Speaker 12: No, well, not that I know of.
Speaker 8: I don't think so.
Speaker 12: I don't think he's ever done it again.
Speaker 4: And I know anyway, how much was he paying?
Speaker 12: I think it was like what twenty or thirty dollars
Speaker 12: here or there? Heat But at the same time, and
Speaker 12: he's a person that doesn't really spend a lot of money,
Speaker 12: so I was like, okay, it's not like he was
Speaker 12: deprived at Also for you.
Speaker 8: Renee go girl.
Speaker 2: Oh, thank you so much for going up. Rene has
Speaker 2: definitely won the Wall Cinema family past. By the way,
Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, yes, good stuff.
Speaker 4: Least we can do.
Speaker 8: I have a wholesome film, something wholesome.
Speaker 3: Just to sort of sum it up as well. Sure,
Speaker 3: how we sort of feel about it. There's two examples
Speaker 3: both ways.
Speaker 5: We feel great about it. It wouldn't be best please, no,
Speaker 5: i'd feel really icky.
Speaker 8: Yeah for ten years.
Speaker 2: First, thank you for coming in this week and we'll
Speaker 2: catch you in next week.
Speaker 3: Nice work. What are you gonna tell your friend?
Speaker 8: By the way, do you want to go to Waller Cinema.
Speaker 8: Maybe I need to know.
Speaker 4: I need to know now, I need to know.
Speaker 13: I need to know.
Speaker 3: I need to know what to move today.
Speaker 4: She is what you need to know.
Speaker 7: You know what you need to know with Jody and
Speaker 7: Asy breaking.
Speaker 5: News Bindy Irwin missus annual Steve Erwin Gulla due to
Speaker 5: unexpected medical emergency.
Speaker 4: She had a ruptured appendix.
Speaker 3: Ah okay, I'm just going to say, what the hell
Speaker 3: do we have appendix for?
Speaker 4: I don't know what does it do? I don't know what?
Speaker 3: Are you useless of?
Speaker 5: The logan also thirteen twenty four ten, have you had
Speaker 5: a ruptured appendix?
Speaker 4: What does it feel like?
Speaker 2: What about when you get reincarnate and you're like you
Speaker 2: wake up, you're like, oh what am I? And you're like,
Speaker 2: she's a hope, I'm a heart or maybe your brain you're.
Speaker 4: Like something, I'm so redundant.
Speaker 5: So apparently according to her brother, she's going to be okay.
Speaker 5: But surgery, out of all of the things we were
Speaker 5: ready for, that was not one of them.
Speaker 4: That's from Roberts.
Speaker 2: By the way, can be very aggressive. Took what it
Speaker 2: comes on like that. Yeah, all of a sudden, I'm
Speaker 2: sure if you're familiar with particular Simpsons episode, Joe, it's
Speaker 2: where they have to cut it out doctor Hbbit, actually
Speaker 2: to cut it out doctor Hibbert.
Speaker 4: He's a real doctor.
Speaker 2: Yes, he's a real doctor and gets to you pendics
Speaker 2: and throws it out and it explodes like a grenade.
Speaker 3: I can only assume that's what happens in real life too.
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, can I just ask you something? And like,
Speaker 5: I hate to digress like this, but do you have
Speaker 5: to base everything we talk about off a Simpsons episode?
Speaker 13: You know?
Speaker 2: It's really quite sad, isn't it that my brain is
Speaker 2: on such a connection level with the Simpsons. I wish
Speaker 2: I could remember my kid's birthdays better, but instead I've
Speaker 2: got as Simpsons quite for everything else.
Speaker 3: That's good, isn't it. Yep, that's really good use of
Speaker 3: my brain.
Speaker 4: Okay, well done, thank you.
Speaker 5: So anyway, she came to Las Vegas and was ready
Speaker 5: to come to the gala for her dad, but put
Speaker 5: on a brave face in a lot of discomfort and
Speaker 5: a lot of pain, and said, nope, I'm just going
Speaker 5: to tough it out. But the curtain and said, your
Speaker 5: appendix is going. That thing's got to come out.
Speaker 4: Okay, so that's Binny.
Speaker 2: Oh good, she going to be Okay, let's talk about
Speaker 2: Beyonce's little one. They grew up so quickly. Jose is thirteenth. Yeah,
Speaker 2: she looks about twenty five by the way she she does. Yeah,
Speaker 2: look at her.
Speaker 4: She looks like a fully grown animal.
Speaker 3: She does.
Speaker 4: Yeah, She's beautiful. There's no question about that.
Speaker 5: She was always going to be beautiful given her genetics.
Speaker 2: Yes, I'm saying that Beyonce fair bit better looking than Jason.
Speaker 2: That's just my humble looking man.
Speaker 4: How what did jay Z do to you?
Speaker 12: Well?
Speaker 3: Nothing, Maybe that's the problem anyway.
Speaker 2: A bit of controversy online about this Blue Ivy, who
Speaker 2: is the thirteen year our daughter, of course, is performing
Speaker 2: as a backup dancer on her mum's Cowboy Carter World Tour,
Speaker 2: participating in half of the thirty two dates. So despite
Speaker 2: her young age, she's achieved significant milestones, including Winnie a
Speaker 2: Grammy charting on Billboard with her early appearances. So people
Speaker 2: are saying she reportedly owns around forty thousand dollars per night,
Speaker 2: and critics are arguing she should be focusing on homework
Speaker 2: and friends rather than intense rehearsals. And adult scrutiny. It's
Speaker 2: done now. But also as soon as you come into
Speaker 2: this world and you're the son or daughter of jay
Speaker 2: Z Beyonce, it's not going to be normal. No, there's
Speaker 2: nothing that you could do that would be normal.
Speaker 7: I know.
Speaker 5: Firstly, I would say to those people who are criticizing
Speaker 5: pipe down, it's not your decision, it's not your money.
Speaker 2: Someone's jealous. Well, someone's jealous, not you, the critics online.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, I was performed forty thousand dollars per night.
Speaker 5: I would say a thirteen year old, I probably my
Speaker 5: concern here would be for the social media because people
Speaker 5: are mean. People are so mean online, and I don't
Speaker 5: think a thirteen year old is well or best equipped
Speaker 5: to deal with people's hate.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you just feel like they are given that mum
Speaker 2: and Dad's beyond st jay Z, it should be well
Speaker 2: equipped to I don't know, even be around professionals that
Speaker 2: would be able to handle a situation like that, Do
Speaker 2: you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Yeah, because Beyondce jay Z would cop so much crap.
Speaker 5: I know.
Speaker 4: But then is she like can she even live a
Speaker 4: normal life and go to school?
Speaker 12: No?
Speaker 3: She can't, Like, Like, let's be honest she can't.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I'm going over to Blue Ivy's house after their iDeer. Mum,
Speaker 2: is that okay?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, they've got a driver coming to pick me up.
Speaker 5: Blue Ivy and I are having a playdate. Is that
Speaker 5: a co I would be like?
Speaker 3: Hell?
Speaker 4: Yes, film all of it?
Speaker 2: May I come awesome? Let's talk about how sexy bald
Speaker 2: men are Jodes.
Speaker 5: Okay, let's try very timely that page should talk about
Speaker 5: getting her hair done, because apparently women are more attracted
Speaker 5: to bald men.
Speaker 2: Why yeah, so they've ranked at baldness as the second
Speaker 2: most desired male feature. This is VIRA study that's recently
Speaker 2: been released. So the preference for baldness may be linked
Speaker 2: to perceptions of maturity, intelligence, honesty, education, and social dominance.
Speaker 2: Good stuff fellas, no hair, don't care?
Speaker 4: Something for you to look forward to. I guess, thank you?
Speaker 3: What a beautiful background and complement.
Speaker 2: The most attractive physical trait, by the way, was a
Speaker 2: muscular physique, with baldness ranking just after. Other desirable features
Speaker 2: include blue eyes, a beard, green eyes, chest, hair, tattoos,
Speaker 2: and piercings.
Speaker 4: So can I just call bs on this study? Like, honestly, but.
Speaker 3: Us bald slash sinning men are living by this.
Speaker 5: Okay, but a beard, chest hair, no thanks. Tattoos are piercings.
Speaker 3: Not said chest here? Do you mean like number one
Speaker 3: or two? Running the clippers over.
Speaker 5: If you want to run the clippers over it, how
Speaker 5: much chest hair would you have?
Speaker 2: Well, they just call me Harry McLay from Donaldson's there,
Speaker 2: but not after I've had a little meeting with the clippers,
Speaker 2: if you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: Jade's.
Speaker 2: So the study emphasizes that beauty varies individually, with attractiveness
Speaker 2: influenced by various physical and personality traits. So think, for example,
Speaker 2: Kelly Slater, Jason Statham, Bruce Willis, Michael Jordan, Lebron James.
Speaker 2: He's thinning furiously and maybe the rock. They're the sexiest
Speaker 2: ball blokes that I can.
Speaker 3: Come up with.
Speaker 5: Okay, I just I don't know, get involved. Thirteen twenty four. Ten, Ladies,
Speaker 5: do you like a ball man?
Speaker 3: Don't ruin this for me? I don't do you not
Speaker 3: ruin this for me?
Speaker 4: I didn't ruin it for you.
Speaker 5: Your father owned it for you when he gave you
Speaker 5: the DNA. That's at some point that little tuft on
Speaker 5: the top of your head is going to thin out
Speaker 5: and then he'll be bald. And whether your face is
Speaker 5: adept and prone to looking good with a bald head
Speaker 5: is not my fault.
Speaker 3: Ah.
Speaker 2: This is tough as well, because all this talk about
Speaker 2: going bald is causing me stress, and the stress is
Speaker 2: making me go even balder.
Speaker 3: Oh what a vicious cycle.
Speaker 5: Oh dear two Queensland Police officers, Constables Jacobs, Nissi and fill.
Speaker 4: Because I think it's okay anyway.
Speaker 5: Philip Stigner helped deliver a baby in the police station
Speaker 5: in Deception Bay in Queensland, in the car park after
Speaker 5: being flagged down by a woman in labor. So Julie
Speaker 5: Peddler was in the final stages and she was unable
Speaker 5: to reach the hospital in time. So the Constable Stigna
Speaker 5: guided the delivery with instructions from a triple O operator.
Speaker 4: And the baby was born within five minutes.
Speaker 5: Too often, wonder, because I do what you would do
Speaker 5: in a situation where someone went into labor and you
Speaker 5: were forced to pull that baby out.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, I couldn't handle such a situation.
Speaker 3: Just a lot to deal with, isn't it.
Speaker 5: Can you imagine produce a Molly being in labor and
Speaker 5: looking down between your legs, and there's Andrews little face going,
Speaker 5: Oh my god, don't.
Speaker 4: Worry about it. I've got this.
Speaker 2: It's coming, guys, here it comes. Oh what a way
Speaker 2: to enter the world.
Speaker 5: The officers quickly wrapped the newborn baby Blake in a
Speaker 5: towel and awaited paramedics, who arrived shortly after. The Pedley
Speaker 5: family family later visited the station to thank the officers.
Speaker 4: What a cute story.
Speaker 2: It's not traditional, though, No, it's not a traditional place
Speaker 2: to be born.
Speaker 5: No, absolutely not. Where have all your children been birthed? First?
Speaker 3: Right too?
Speaker 2: At women's and Children's, which we had a fantastic experience,
Speaker 2: by the way, they're so good in there.
Speaker 3: Our last one, Sonny, was born at home. He was
Speaker 3: a water birth.
Speaker 2: We set up a big pool at home. It's very interesting,
Speaker 2: see situation I found myself in, and that was at
Speaker 2: the end of the night using the birth water to
Speaker 2: water the garden. Very I did not and did you
Speaker 2: actually and didn't. The agapanthers love it too, by the way,
Speaker 2: They're like, wow.
Speaker 3: This is so nutrient rich.
Speaker 5: Thank you very much, absolutely, especially especially for what's that
Speaker 5: called the play center Center if that came out, apparently
Speaker 5: you can plant that under a tree and it's very
Speaker 5: very good for the garden.
Speaker 2: Next day the agapants was like Jeny had muscles, had biceps,
Speaker 2: are like, ooh, what's going on here?
Speaker 4: Look at how strong we are?
Speaker 5: Thirteen twenty four ten, let's do this. Where did you
Speaker 5: have your baby? What unexpected place did.
Speaker 4: You pop one out?
Speaker 5: Let's go to and Blake View.
Speaker 3: Good morning, I is good morning guys.
Speaker 4: How are you good? Thank you? Where was the baby born?
Speaker 11: So it's not me? So was my auntie talking about
Speaker 11: long time ago. She's in her late sixties, sail. She
Speaker 11: was born in a taxid so we call her Auntie's
Speaker 11: taxi now taxi.
Speaker 2: So this is the big question I asked, did she
Speaker 2: cop a soiling fee.
Speaker 3: Back then? Vomiting?
Speaker 11: That was so long ago, was before I was born,
Speaker 11: and it was overseas, it wasn't in Australia. So yeah,
Speaker 11: it was just stories we're being told. And everyone just
Speaker 11: called her Auntie Taxi And now she drives everyone around
Speaker 11: and we still call her Auntie taxis.
Speaker 4: And so what happened her mum just went randomly into labor.
Speaker 4: What happened?
Speaker 11: Yes, couldn't make it to the hospital.
Speaker 4: Okay, it just popped out.
Speaker 5: I just feel like I just I don't know about you,
Speaker 5: but I feel like taxi drivers aren't overly equipped to
Speaker 5: deal with it.
Speaker 3: Just don't feel like that's part of the qualification.
Speaker 4: No, exactly.
Speaker 5: Let's go to Matt from Kennel Light Gardens. Hey, Matt,
Speaker 5: where was the baby born?
Speaker 13: It was also a home birth of planned home birth.
Speaker 13: Difference did and this was last week? My wife actually
Speaker 13: last week, yeah, last week. Difference is she delivered the
Speaker 13: baby herself. It was a mixed up with the midwife
Speaker 13: who were meant to attend our home. And yeah, they
Speaker 13: just didn't arrive in time and the baby was delivered
Speaker 13: by on her own.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, Matt, Jodi and I get angry at
Speaker 2: each other when one of us is late. But can
Speaker 2: you imagine being a big wife and not getting there
Speaker 2: on time for the birth?
Speaker 12: There was there was.
Speaker 3: A mixed up.
Speaker 13: They sent the wrong midwife to the wrong house.
Speaker 3: Oh god, they were late.
Speaker 13: They turned up after the.
Speaker 3: Birth, Matt, Matt, we're a week into it. How's it
Speaker 3: all going.
Speaker 13: Oh, it's going, it's going. Well, it's chaotic. You know
Speaker 13: you've got a few kids yourself. I've got four kids now,
Speaker 13: so it's yeah, just keeping everyone happy.
Speaker 4: I'm so fascinated by this. Was she was she?
Speaker 5: Because I've seen vision of I reckon one of the Kardashians. Yes,
Speaker 5: Courtney pulling her own baby out.
Speaker 4: Look on your face.
Speaker 3: I didn't say that part of the Kardashians.
Speaker 4: What video have you seen of the Kardashians, I'm saying, Matt.
Speaker 4: Was she lying down? Was she sitting up? How did
Speaker 4: it work?
Speaker 13: She was in a birthpool as well. Yeah, but luckily,
Speaker 13: you know, I got the pump out because I was
Speaker 13: sort of half inflating it by the time she jumped
Speaker 13: in and delivered the baby, so it was all happening.
Speaker 5: Wowous, that is incredible. Thank you so much, Matt. Oh
Speaker 5: my goodness.
Speaker 4: Should we take one more?
Speaker 3: Let's take one more?
Speaker 4: Okay, Mary, good morning, Good morning?
Speaker 13: Hell are you both good?
Speaker 4: Thank you? Was this you that nearly gave birth in
Speaker 4: a random place?
Speaker 11: Yes, it was me.
Speaker 14: My son was nearly born on the toilet. I got
Speaker 14: up early in the morning and I felt really good,
Speaker 14: had a great sleep. It was about quarter to wait
Speaker 14: in the morning, got up and then I was like oh,
Speaker 14: it's still a bit funny. Went to the toilet and
Speaker 14: I just went into random birth and nearly got first.
Speaker 3: To him there and then oh, my gosh, that is intense.
Speaker 5: And so obviously you got up off the toilet and
Speaker 5: made it to a hospital.
Speaker 14: No, I didn't make it to the hospital. I ended
Speaker 14: up My son had two He was only four at
Speaker 14: the time. He had to go and knock on my
Speaker 14: sister in law's door, which living at the back of
Speaker 14: their house, and they were just about to leave. Fair goodness,
Speaker 14: he got her just in time and she was able
Speaker 14: to call the anglers, but by the time the ambulance arrived,
Speaker 14: so she had to basically help me through until they
Speaker 14: got there. I managed to get off the toilet and
Speaker 14: onto all fours and that's where I gave birth to him.
Speaker 3: That was amazing sometimes myself, Yeah, that's a good effort. Mary.
Speaker 2: Sometimes communication there can be barriers with a four year old.
Speaker 2: I would hope that you didn't go to the neighbor
Speaker 2: and say mom's on the toilet and she's in trouble
Speaker 2: and she's moaning, Oh, I wake him up.
Speaker 14: He knocked on the door and he was like, Mom,
Speaker 14: are you okay? And then I'm like, quick, can you
Speaker 14: go get someone, go get some help.
Speaker 11: So yeah, he was the hero of the story.
Speaker 4: So, Mary, this is fascinating. How painful was it? Just
Speaker 4: so quick? How painful was it?
Speaker 14: It was so quick, and I think I was just
Speaker 14: in shock. My first verse was really long and I
Speaker 14: had epidural, So this one was just all natural. It
Speaker 14: was very Spriday active. Label was about twenty minutes and yeah,
Speaker 14: ambulance got there just in time to basically catch him.
Speaker 14: The head was already out, and yeah, they got in
Speaker 14: there and was able to push one more time, and yeah,
Speaker 14: that's where I knew. I was getting in the back
Speaker 14: of the ambulance with my baby on the way to
Speaker 14: the hospital.
Speaker 4: Thank you so much, Mary, Thank you to all our cals.
Speaker 5: Matt from Colonel like Guns, whose wife delivered her own child,
Speaker 5: her first child, by herself, at home. You deserve, in fact,
Speaker 5: your wife deserves at one hundred dollars.
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