WEBVTT - The Wrap: Irish Goodbyes

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<v Speaker 1>Hella, and we're going to podcast. We're just debating a

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<v Speaker 1>guest history guests. Should we do it as a mystery guest?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think Lauren would appreciate it. It'll be fun,

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<v Speaker 1>very funny. Hey are we we're back? We're back, first partty,

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<v Speaker 1>welcome back. We're also going to Cali. Hang on, what

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<v Speaker 1>do you mean, first, potty?

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<v Speaker 2>Didn't we do one last week? Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>This is the second week.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe we did two last week.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't sleep a fucking wink last night. I know,

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<v Speaker 1>did I I've been a bit out of it because

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<v Speaker 1>it was so hot.

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<v Speaker 2>She's quite cool in my house, but I still didn't

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<v Speaker 2>sleep very well.

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<v Speaker 1>And I did that thing when you wake up at

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<v Speaker 1>one am and the air cons. We're going to California, California.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to dress like fool nuffy. I love l

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<v Speaker 1>a T shirt hat.

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<v Speaker 2>You can have a hat with flags coming at the top.

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<v Speaker 1>And then wherever she walked, I'll walk next door down

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<v Speaker 1>the streets.

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<v Speaker 2>Very funny. But you're very good, and you need some

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<v Speaker 2>sort of digital camera as well.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, what I'll do is don't tell digital camera. Don't

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<v Speaker 1>tell a bit like if you're if you and her

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<v Speaker 1>going out for coffee. I'll just be waiting. I'll just

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<v Speaker 1>join you. And hey, lads, bought my camera, so in

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<v Speaker 1>case we're se any celebrities, I'll have my big I

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<v Speaker 1>love l a T shirt, hat flakes. She will absolutely

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<v Speaker 1>spitch you.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's a good idea. I think it's a

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<v Speaker 2>great idea.

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<v Speaker 1>And then I'll keep asking random people going, excuse me,

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<v Speaker 1>are you on anything? But you're on a TV show?

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<v Speaker 2>If we're cruising down Rode Drive, you'd be like, excuse me,

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<v Speaker 2>did I see you in?

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<v Speaker 1>Excuse me? Do you know where Tom Hanks lives? I

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<v Speaker 1>want to take her on a start home tour. I

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<v Speaker 1>think we could do that.

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<v Speaker 2>I think we could absolutely.

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<v Speaker 1>Do that because she knows like we could be you

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<v Speaker 1>know'd be hilarious, because she knows Matt Damon and that

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<v Speaker 1>we're going to be funny. We're on the bus and

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<v Speaker 1>then before ladies, gentlemen, this is Matt Damon's house on

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<v Speaker 1>the left, and then Matt comes out and goes, Lauren,

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<v Speaker 1>why are you on a bus?

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<v Speaker 2>Can we actually do that up? That would be special?

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<v Speaker 1>That would be she would fucking die.

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<v Speaker 2>He'd love it too. He'd love it too, wouldn't he?

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<v Speaker 1>I reckon, he'd do it, but we don't even need

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<v Speaker 1>We could just have our own. Hey, we were just

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<v Speaker 1>we're just chatting in Kelly because yeah, Brodie's coming as well.

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<v Speaker 1>If he's allowed out of the country and you can

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<v Speaker 1>take the ankle bracelet off, He's coming to We want

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<v Speaker 1>to take Lauren on a start home tour.

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<v Speaker 2>But tee it up. So one of the stops is

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<v Speaker 2>Maddie Damons.

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<v Speaker 1>But he comes out and sees her on the bus.

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<v Speaker 2>Lauren, what are you doing up there? It's pretty strong,

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<v Speaker 2>isn't it.

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<v Speaker 1>That's pretty strong. Also when they're out walking, I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to join him in an I love l a T

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<v Speaker 1>shirt and my camera around the neck and like the

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<v Speaker 1>flag hat and stuff. She's gonna spit Chip. I'm actually

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<v Speaker 1>really looking forward to sucking with her on this trip.

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<v Speaker 3>What if she listens to this podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>And the podcast and people that are in on the gag?

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<v Speaker 1>You're going to keep it?

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<v Speaker 2>You feel in for one second place, jez, my sister's.

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<v Speaker 1>Calling me, came here, stop crying, get any Oh no,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to set him off, but he was

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<v Speaker 1>away yesterday. It was an emotional day. Jersey Welfare check

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<v Speaker 1>on you. The people were worried while you were away. Yesterday,

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<v Speaker 1>the podcast was called Jiz Free Free Chez Hello, Hello, Hello,

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<v Speaker 1>is everything Okay? So sad you lost your best friend

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<v Speaker 1>Pete the Beat.

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<v Speaker 3>So sad he's just just going to Ireland? Right, okay,

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<v Speaker 3>thankfully still with us. But yeah, my best mate Peter

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<v Speaker 3>Beat DJ Peter Beat and his partner Claire, who was

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<v Speaker 3>partner I was saying because I'd met another Irish woman

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<v Speaker 3>friend of yours and was all up something to put

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<v Speaker 3>a ring on it, some made up nonsense, and I

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<v Speaker 3>was like, and I thought that it was.

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<v Speaker 4>But she just had a really normal name called Claire.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, the normal name called Claire.

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<v Speaker 1>Was clear with you when you came to my house.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes she was, yes, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, so so yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>Peter Beat. His partner is Claire, Peter Beat my best friend,

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<v Speaker 3>but Claire my fiance, Claudia is best friend. There's a

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<v Speaker 3>lot of best friendships going on, and they have selfishly

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<v Speaker 3>moved back to Ireland and a little bit and left

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<v Speaker 3>here keys on the ball? Is there an yes, there

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<v Speaker 3>is a yes.

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<v Speaker 1>We're debating that. Yes, she's still here, right, yeah. We

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<v Speaker 1>don't want her here. We want Peter Bait here.

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<v Speaker 2>We do.

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<v Speaker 3>What do you want here? And she's saying here and

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<v Speaker 3>her and her partner Neil, her fiance Neil. They were

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<v Speaker 3>in Australia before we got here, and they they took

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<v Speaker 3>us under their wing.

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<v Speaker 1>Claudia people's wings, isn't it me?

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<v Speaker 3>Claudia, Peter and Claire moved here at the same time.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, How long has it been? Three?

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<v Speaker 3>Just over three years?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Yeah, well your friends.

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<v Speaker 3>Beck, me and Peter we're friends back home because we

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<v Speaker 3>worked in the same radio station. I only met Claire

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<v Speaker 3>once before, twice maybe before moving here.

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<v Speaker 1>You come like a sister, yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>And Claudia is like best mate. So I'm very sad

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<v Speaker 3>because they had to. They've been staying with us for

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<v Speaker 3>the last week.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, we love them. I love They're great.

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<v Speaker 3>And they're gone for they're gone for a little holiday

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<v Speaker 3>in Japan on the way home.

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<v Speaker 1>Which they're not excited about, which they yeah, they.

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<v Speaker 3>Were not excited about. And then they'll be home to

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<v Speaker 3>Ireland in the middle of winter.

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<v Speaker 1>And then when they come home for a visit. But

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<v Speaker 1>they can't Beck here for visit but potentially, but it's

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<v Speaker 1>not so otherwise, would I just be here legally?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yep, But I mean, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>He's going to get them.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, people do do it, right, We know people who

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<v Speaker 3>do do it. Once their visa runs out, They're like, well,

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<v Speaker 3>as long as I stay.

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<v Speaker 1>And contribute to society, well I'm not flagged.

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<v Speaker 3>Only if your visa runs out. You're only going to

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<v Speaker 3>get called if you go through the airport really or

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<v Speaker 3>do something.

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<v Speaker 1>Around Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I know a girl who I think actually moved home

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<v Speaker 3>last year, but had been here maybe two or three

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<v Speaker 3>years after her video had Well, that's all they would

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<v Speaker 3>have done is to kick you out, And she was like,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm on the way how anyway, Yeah, yeah, I think

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<v Speaker 3>I think she had got a notice saying we know

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<v Speaker 3>you're here and we'll send you a court date, but

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<v Speaker 3>that was way in the future. She hadn't even gotten

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<v Speaker 3>the dates. She's like, I just know that I should. No,

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<v Speaker 3>I know, but they're yeah, law abiding citizens.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah all like clip, where are you going? Where are

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<v Speaker 1>you going? Sorry? Oh whoa not intimate big dogs in trouble.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and but yeah, I just needed a day yesterday

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<v Speaker 3>because yeah, Peter and Claire were leaving yesterday morning. We

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<v Speaker 3>had to help them pack up their lives dropping and

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<v Speaker 3>it was very emotional. It was like a breakup and

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<v Speaker 3>the death rolled into one.

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<v Speaker 2>Being like her.

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<v Speaker 3>Ever, they've got some guy called Scudder and to take

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<v Speaker 3>his spot. That's good as great.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I come to a bingo like I?

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<v Speaker 4>What not?

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<v Speaker 3>What do you mean you've already been to two work?

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<v Speaker 3>What would you like to do to be a dancer? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>we'll get you in a little leotard.

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<v Speaker 1>Jenny's here.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, Jenny's got me.

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<v Speaker 4>Good morning.

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<v Speaker 3>He's working on receptions.

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<v Speaker 1>Have been really used yesterday.

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<v Speaker 3>Is that why you've got the longest on today?

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<v Speaker 4>My pins out the last two days. I don't think

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<v Speaker 4>anyone's ever seen my legs.

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<v Speaker 1>They're very tan. He through.

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<v Speaker 4>I think the pool yesterday I did, but I went Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>that's why I'm only one and a half. But that's fine.

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<v Speaker 4>But I went in one and a half gate. I

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<v Speaker 4>went indoors and it was actually pretty quiet.

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<v Speaker 1>He bargained at the end of that. No, what a weapon.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, I have come back to work with them.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's to me.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, when did you start growing that?

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<v Speaker 3>I see last week, I just was lazy and wasn't shaving.

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<v Speaker 3>I got home from work on Friday and Peter was

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<v Speaker 3>saying in mind he goes, oh the stubbles great, like

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<v Speaker 3>leave it, and we were going to the tennis Friday night.

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<v Speaker 3>We had Peter and Claire's going away party Saturday, and

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<v Speaker 3>we had a pub crawl day drinking session for another

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<v Speaker 3>mate's birthday on Sunday. And when he said day, when

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<v Speaker 3>he said that, he was like, oh my god, we

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<v Speaker 3>should grow mos for Sunday because part of the pub

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<v Speaker 3>crawl rules was everyone was dressed as chefs.

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<v Speaker 4>Who came up with that thing me brilliant clearly.

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<v Speaker 3>And we were like, we should grow mos. So then

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<v Speaker 3>I just trimmed, trimmed the stubble for Saturday, and then

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<v Speaker 3>grew the mow on Sunday and now just keeping the

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<v Speaker 3>mow because I haven't shaved since. What do you think?

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<v Speaker 1>I like it?

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<v Speaker 2>I like it.

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<v Speaker 3>I keep forgetting I have it, and then I go

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<v Speaker 3>to the bathroom, I'll get a little.

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<v Speaker 1>I took mine off because I had to go to

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<v Speaker 1>the American country it you.

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<v Speaker 3>Took it off?

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<v Speaker 4>And no, no, am I gro one, it's kidding.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh, But I thought, yeah, they're not going to get

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<v Speaker 1>me into America with the mustache.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah no, not your red one.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, we must go. Today's shorty but Sy Naughty

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<v Speaker 1>back tomorrow.