Speaker 1: Hella, and we're going to podcast. We're just debating a
Speaker 1: guest history guests. Should we do it as a mystery guest?
Speaker 1: I don't think Lauren would appreciate it. It'll be fun,
Speaker 1: very funny. Hey are we we're back? We're back, first partty,
Speaker 1: welcome back. We're also going to Cali. Hang on, what
Speaker 1: do you mean, first, potty?
Speaker 2: Didn't we do one last week? Oh?
Speaker 1: This is the second week.
Speaker 2: Maybe we did two last week.
Speaker 1: I didn't sleep a fucking wink last night. I know,
Speaker 1: did I I've been a bit out of it because
Speaker 1: it was so hot.
Speaker 2: She's quite cool in my house, but I still didn't
Speaker 2: sleep very well.
Speaker 1: And I did that thing when you wake up at
Speaker 1: one am and the air cons. We're going to California, California.
Speaker 1: I'm going to dress like fool nuffy. I love l
Speaker 1: a T shirt hat.
Speaker 2: You can have a hat with flags coming at the top.
Speaker 1: And then wherever she walked, I'll walk next door down
Speaker 1: the streets.
Speaker 2: Very funny. But you're very good, and you need some
Speaker 2: sort of digital camera as well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what I'll do is don't tell digital camera. Don't
Speaker 1: tell a bit like if you're if you and her
Speaker 1: going out for coffee. I'll just be waiting. I'll just
Speaker 1: join you. And hey, lads, bought my camera, so in
Speaker 1: case we're se any celebrities, I'll have my big I
Speaker 1: love l a T shirt, hat flakes. She will absolutely
Speaker 1: spitch you.
Speaker 2: I think it's a good idea. I think it's a
Speaker 2: great idea.
Speaker 1: And then I'll keep asking random people going, excuse me,
Speaker 1: are you on anything? But you're on a TV show?
Speaker 2: If we're cruising down Rode Drive, you'd be like, excuse me,
Speaker 2: did I see you in?
Speaker 1: Excuse me? Do you know where Tom Hanks lives? I
Speaker 1: want to take her on a start home tour. I
Speaker 1: think we could do that.
Speaker 2: I think we could absolutely.
Speaker 1: Do that because she knows like we could be you
Speaker 1: know'd be hilarious, because she knows Matt Damon and that
Speaker 1: we're going to be funny. We're on the bus and
Speaker 1: then before ladies, gentlemen, this is Matt Damon's house on
Speaker 1: the left, and then Matt comes out and goes, Lauren,
Speaker 1: why are you on a bus?
Speaker 2: Can we actually do that up? That would be special?
Speaker 1: That would be she would fucking die.
Speaker 2: He'd love it too. He'd love it too, wouldn't he?
Speaker 1: I reckon, he'd do it, but we don't even need
Speaker 1: We could just have our own. Hey, we were just
Speaker 1: we're just chatting in Kelly because yeah, Brodie's coming as well.
Speaker 1: If he's allowed out of the country and you can
Speaker 1: take the ankle bracelet off, He's coming to We want
Speaker 1: to take Lauren on a start home tour.
Speaker 2: But tee it up. So one of the stops is
Speaker 2: Maddie Damons.
Speaker 1: But he comes out and sees her on the bus.
Speaker 2: Lauren, what are you doing up there? It's pretty strong,
Speaker 2: isn't it.
Speaker 1: That's pretty strong. Also when they're out walking, I'm going
Speaker 1: to join him in an I love l a T
Speaker 1: shirt and my camera around the neck and like the
Speaker 1: flag hat and stuff. She's gonna spit Chip. I'm actually
Speaker 1: really looking forward to sucking with her on this trip.
Speaker 3: What if she listens to this podcast.
Speaker 1: And the podcast and people that are in on the gag?
Speaker 1: You're going to keep it?
Speaker 2: You feel in for one second place, jez, my sister's.
Speaker 1: Calling me, came here, stop crying, get any Oh no,
Speaker 1: I don't want to set him off, but he was
Speaker 1: away yesterday. It was an emotional day. Jersey Welfare check
Speaker 1: on you. The people were worried while you were away. Yesterday,
Speaker 1: the podcast was called Jiz Free Free Chez Hello, Hello, Hello,
Speaker 1: is everything Okay? So sad you lost your best friend
Speaker 1: Pete the Beat.
Speaker 3: So sad he's just just going to Ireland? Right, okay,
Speaker 3: thankfully still with us. But yeah, my best mate Peter
Speaker 3: Beat DJ Peter Beat and his partner Claire, who was
Speaker 3: partner I was saying because I'd met another Irish woman
Speaker 3: friend of yours and was all up something to put
Speaker 3: a ring on it, some made up nonsense, and I
Speaker 3: was like, and I thought that it was.
Speaker 4: But she just had a really normal name called Claire.
Speaker 3: Yes, the normal name called Claire.
Speaker 1: Was clear with you when you came to my house.
Speaker 3: Yes she was, yes, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, so so yeah,
Speaker 3: Peter Beat. His partner is Claire, Peter Beat my best friend,
Speaker 3: but Claire my fiance, Claudia is best friend. There's a
Speaker 3: lot of best friendships going on, and they have selfishly
Speaker 3: moved back to Ireland and a little bit and left
Speaker 3: here keys on the ball? Is there an yes, there
Speaker 3: is a yes.
Speaker 1: We're debating that. Yes, she's still here, right, yeah. We
Speaker 1: don't want her here. We want Peter Bait here.
Speaker 2: We do.
Speaker 3: What do you want here? And she's saying here and
Speaker 3: her and her partner Neil, her fiance Neil. They were
Speaker 3: in Australia before we got here, and they they took
Speaker 3: us under their wing.
Speaker 1: Claudia people's wings, isn't it me?
Speaker 3: Claudia, Peter and Claire moved here at the same time.
Speaker 1: Right, How long has it been? Three?
Speaker 3: Just over three years?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, well your friends.
Speaker 3: Beck, me and Peter we're friends back home because we
Speaker 3: worked in the same radio station. I only met Claire
Speaker 3: once before, twice maybe before moving here.
Speaker 1: You come like a sister, yeah.
Speaker 3: And Claudia is like best mate. So I'm very sad
Speaker 3: because they had to. They've been staying with us for
Speaker 3: the last week.
Speaker 1: Oh, we love them. I love They're great.
Speaker 3: And they're gone for they're gone for a little holiday
Speaker 3: in Japan on the way home.
Speaker 1: Which they're not excited about, which they yeah, they.
Speaker 3: Were not excited about. And then they'll be home to
Speaker 3: Ireland in the middle of winter.
Speaker 1: And then when they come home for a visit. But
Speaker 1: they can't Beck here for visit but potentially, but it's
Speaker 1: not so otherwise, would I just be here legally?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yep, But I mean, you know.
Speaker 1: He's going to get them.
Speaker 3: Well, people do do it, right, We know people who
Speaker 3: do do it. Once their visa runs out, They're like, well,
Speaker 3: as long as I stay.
Speaker 1: And contribute to society, well I'm not flagged.
Speaker 3: Only if your visa runs out. You're only going to
Speaker 3: get called if you go through the airport really or
Speaker 3: do something.
Speaker 1: Around Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: I know a girl who I think actually moved home
Speaker 3: last year, but had been here maybe two or three
Speaker 3: years after her video had Well, that's all they would
Speaker 3: have done is to kick you out, And she was like,
Speaker 3: I'm on the way how anyway, Yeah, yeah, I think
Speaker 3: I think she had got a notice saying we know
Speaker 3: you're here and we'll send you a court date, but
Speaker 3: that was way in the future. She hadn't even gotten
Speaker 3: the dates. She's like, I just know that I should. No,
Speaker 3: I know, but they're yeah, law abiding citizens.
Speaker 1: Yeah all like clip, where are you going? Where are
Speaker 1: you going? Sorry? Oh whoa not intimate big dogs in trouble.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and but yeah, I just needed a day yesterday
Speaker 3: because yeah, Peter and Claire were leaving yesterday morning. We
Speaker 3: had to help them pack up their lives dropping and
Speaker 3: it was very emotional. It was like a breakup and
Speaker 3: the death rolled into one.
Speaker 2: Being like her.
Speaker 3: Ever, they've got some guy called Scudder and to take
Speaker 3: his spot. That's good as great.
Speaker 1: Can I come to a bingo like I?
Speaker 4: What not?
Speaker 3: What do you mean you've already been to two work?
Speaker 3: What would you like to do to be a dancer? Yeah,
Speaker 3: we'll get you in a little leotard.
Speaker 1: Jenny's here.
Speaker 3: Well, Jenny's got me.
Speaker 4: Good morning.
Speaker 3: He's working on receptions.
Speaker 1: Have been really used yesterday.
Speaker 3: Is that why you've got the longest on today?
Speaker 4: My pins out the last two days. I don't think
Speaker 4: anyone's ever seen my legs.
Speaker 1: They're very tan. He through.
Speaker 4: I think the pool yesterday I did, but I went Yeah,
Speaker 4: that's why I'm only one and a half. But that's fine.
Speaker 4: But I went in one and a half gate. I
Speaker 4: went indoors and it was actually pretty quiet.
Speaker 1: He bargained at the end of that. No, what a weapon.
Speaker 3: Yes, I have come back to work with them.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's to me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, when did you start growing that?
Speaker 3: I see last week, I just was lazy and wasn't shaving.
Speaker 3: I got home from work on Friday and Peter was
Speaker 3: saying in mind he goes, oh the stubbles great, like
Speaker 3: leave it, and we were going to the tennis Friday night.
Speaker 3: We had Peter and Claire's going away party Saturday, and
Speaker 3: we had a pub crawl day drinking session for another
Speaker 3: mate's birthday on Sunday. And when he said day, when
Speaker 3: he said that, he was like, oh my god, we
Speaker 3: should grow mos for Sunday because part of the pub
Speaker 3: crawl rules was everyone was dressed as chefs.
Speaker 4: Who came up with that thing me brilliant clearly.
Speaker 3: And we were like, we should grow mos. So then
Speaker 3: I just trimmed, trimmed the stubble for Saturday, and then
Speaker 3: grew the mow on Sunday and now just keeping the
Speaker 3: mow because I haven't shaved since. What do you think?
Speaker 1: I like it?
Speaker 2: I like it.
Speaker 3: I keep forgetting I have it, and then I go
Speaker 3: to the bathroom, I'll get a little.
Speaker 1: I took mine off because I had to go to
Speaker 1: the American country it you.
Speaker 3: Took it off?
Speaker 4: And no, no, am I gro one, it's kidding.
Speaker 1: Uh, But I thought, yeah, they're not going to get
Speaker 1: me into America with the mustache.
Speaker 4: Yeah no, not your red one.
Speaker 1: All right, we must go. Today's shorty but Sy Naughty
Speaker 1: back tomorrow.