1 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:05,320 Speaker 1: Hella, and we're going to podcast. We're just debating a 2 00:00:05,400 --> 00:00:10,000 Speaker 1: guest history guests. Should we do it as a mystery guest? 3 00:00:11,119 --> 00:00:13,520 Speaker 1: I don't think Lauren would appreciate it. It'll be fun, 4 00:00:14,280 --> 00:00:19,120 Speaker 1: very funny. Hey are we we're back? We're back, first partty, 5 00:00:19,160 --> 00:00:21,480 Speaker 1: welcome back. We're also going to Cali. Hang on, what 6 00:00:21,520 --> 00:00:22,560 Speaker 1: do you mean, first, potty? 7 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:25,120 Speaker 2: Didn't we do one last week? Oh? 8 00:00:25,280 --> 00:00:26,239 Speaker 1: This is the second week. 9 00:00:27,920 --> 00:00:29,120 Speaker 2: Maybe we did two last week. 10 00:00:29,240 --> 00:00:31,560 Speaker 1: I didn't sleep a fucking wink last night. I know, 11 00:00:31,680 --> 00:00:33,240 Speaker 1: did I I've been a bit out of it because 12 00:00:33,240 --> 00:00:36,120 Speaker 1: it was so hot. 13 00:00:36,720 --> 00:00:38,480 Speaker 2: She's quite cool in my house, but I still didn't 14 00:00:38,479 --> 00:00:39,040 Speaker 2: sleep very well. 15 00:00:39,600 --> 00:00:41,239 Speaker 1: And I did that thing when you wake up at 16 00:00:41,280 --> 00:00:48,159 Speaker 1: one am and the air cons. We're going to California, California. 17 00:00:48,960 --> 00:00:52,240 Speaker 1: I'm going to dress like fool nuffy. I love l 18 00:00:52,280 --> 00:00:53,360 Speaker 1: a T shirt hat. 19 00:00:53,520 --> 00:00:56,840 Speaker 2: You can have a hat with flags coming at the top. 20 00:00:57,360 --> 00:00:59,320 Speaker 1: And then wherever she walked, I'll walk next door down 21 00:00:59,320 --> 00:00:59,760 Speaker 1: the streets. 22 00:00:59,840 --> 00:01:02,840 Speaker 2: Very funny. But you're very good, and you need some 23 00:01:02,880 --> 00:01:04,080 Speaker 2: sort of digital camera as well. 24 00:01:04,120 --> 00:01:06,800 Speaker 1: Yeah, what I'll do is don't tell digital camera. Don't 25 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:08,360 Speaker 1: tell a bit like if you're if you and her 26 00:01:08,440 --> 00:01:10,200 Speaker 1: going out for coffee. I'll just be waiting. I'll just 27 00:01:10,319 --> 00:01:14,520 Speaker 1: join you. And hey, lads, bought my camera, so in 28 00:01:14,600 --> 00:01:17,520 Speaker 1: case we're se any celebrities, I'll have my big I 29 00:01:17,560 --> 00:01:20,800 Speaker 1: love l a T shirt, hat flakes. She will absolutely 30 00:01:20,920 --> 00:01:21,320 Speaker 1: spitch you. 31 00:01:21,400 --> 00:01:23,120 Speaker 2: I think it's a good idea. I think it's a 32 00:01:23,120 --> 00:01:23,919 Speaker 2: great idea. 33 00:01:24,400 --> 00:01:26,800 Speaker 1: And then I'll keep asking random people going, excuse me, 34 00:01:27,040 --> 00:01:29,880 Speaker 1: are you on anything? But you're on a TV show? 35 00:01:29,959 --> 00:01:33,400 Speaker 2: If we're cruising down Rode Drive, you'd be like, excuse me, 36 00:01:33,520 --> 00:01:34,440 Speaker 2: did I see you in? 37 00:01:35,360 --> 00:01:38,440 Speaker 1: Excuse me? Do you know where Tom Hanks lives? I 38 00:01:38,440 --> 00:01:40,319 Speaker 1: want to take her on a start home tour. I 39 00:01:40,319 --> 00:01:41,160 Speaker 1: think we could do that. 40 00:01:45,040 --> 00:01:46,800 Speaker 2: I think we could absolutely. 41 00:01:46,280 --> 00:01:48,560 Speaker 1: Do that because she knows like we could be you 42 00:01:48,600 --> 00:01:50,640 Speaker 1: know'd be hilarious, because she knows Matt Damon and that 43 00:01:50,680 --> 00:01:52,120 Speaker 1: we're going to be funny. We're on the bus and 44 00:01:52,120 --> 00:01:55,760 Speaker 1: then before ladies, gentlemen, this is Matt Damon's house on 45 00:01:55,760 --> 00:01:57,400 Speaker 1: the left, and then Matt comes out and goes, Lauren, 46 00:01:57,440 --> 00:01:58,360 Speaker 1: why are you on a bus? 47 00:02:02,960 --> 00:02:05,680 Speaker 2: Can we actually do that up? That would be special? 48 00:02:05,840 --> 00:02:08,160 Speaker 1: That would be she would fucking die. 49 00:02:08,320 --> 00:02:11,760 Speaker 2: He'd love it too. He'd love it too, wouldn't he? 50 00:02:11,880 --> 00:02:15,560 Speaker 1: I reckon, he'd do it, but we don't even need 51 00:02:15,800 --> 00:02:17,760 Speaker 1: We could just have our own. Hey, we were just 52 00:02:18,760 --> 00:02:22,440 Speaker 1: we're just chatting in Kelly because yeah, Brodie's coming as well. 53 00:02:22,440 --> 00:02:24,880 Speaker 1: If he's allowed out of the country and you can 54 00:02:24,919 --> 00:02:28,519 Speaker 1: take the ankle bracelet off, He's coming to We want 55 00:02:28,520 --> 00:02:30,160 Speaker 1: to take Lauren on a start home tour. 56 00:02:32,080 --> 00:02:35,160 Speaker 2: But tee it up. So one of the stops is 57 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:36,840 Speaker 2: Maddie Damons. 58 00:02:36,919 --> 00:02:38,560 Speaker 1: But he comes out and sees her on the bus. 59 00:02:39,240 --> 00:02:42,560 Speaker 2: Lauren, what are you doing up there? It's pretty strong, 60 00:02:42,600 --> 00:02:43,040 Speaker 2: isn't it. 61 00:02:43,200 --> 00:02:45,720 Speaker 1: That's pretty strong. Also when they're out walking, I'm going 62 00:02:45,800 --> 00:02:47,359 Speaker 1: to join him in an I love l a T 63 00:02:47,520 --> 00:02:49,359 Speaker 1: shirt and my camera around the neck and like the 64 00:02:49,440 --> 00:02:53,280 Speaker 1: flag hat and stuff. She's gonna spit Chip. I'm actually 65 00:02:53,280 --> 00:02:55,040 Speaker 1: really looking forward to sucking with her on this trip. 66 00:02:56,480 --> 00:02:58,120 Speaker 3: What if she listens to this podcast. 67 00:02:57,720 --> 00:03:02,679 Speaker 1: And the podcast and people that are in on the gag? 68 00:03:02,680 --> 00:03:03,239 Speaker 1: You're going to keep it? 69 00:03:03,680 --> 00:03:07,840 Speaker 2: You feel in for one second place, jez, my sister's. 70 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:13,120 Speaker 1: Calling me, came here, stop crying, get any Oh no, 71 00:03:13,120 --> 00:03:14,320 Speaker 1: I don't want to set him off, but he was 72 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:20,320 Speaker 1: away yesterday. It was an emotional day. Jersey Welfare check 73 00:03:20,360 --> 00:03:23,440 Speaker 1: on you. The people were worried while you were away. Yesterday, 74 00:03:25,240 --> 00:03:30,760 Speaker 1: the podcast was called Jiz Free Free Chez Hello, Hello, Hello, 75 00:03:30,800 --> 00:03:33,720 Speaker 1: is everything Okay? So sad you lost your best friend 76 00:03:33,720 --> 00:03:34,239 Speaker 1: Pete the Beat. 77 00:03:34,360 --> 00:03:39,720 Speaker 3: So sad he's just just going to Ireland? Right, okay, 78 00:03:40,040 --> 00:03:44,839 Speaker 3: thankfully still with us. But yeah, my best mate Peter 79 00:03:44,960 --> 00:03:48,280 Speaker 3: Beat DJ Peter Beat and his partner Claire, who was 80 00:03:49,080 --> 00:03:52,720 Speaker 3: partner I was saying because I'd met another Irish woman 81 00:03:52,760 --> 00:03:55,360 Speaker 3: friend of yours and was all up something to put 82 00:03:55,400 --> 00:03:58,400 Speaker 3: a ring on it, some made up nonsense, and I 83 00:03:58,480 --> 00:03:59,840 Speaker 3: was like, and I thought that it was. 84 00:04:00,160 --> 00:04:01,840 Speaker 4: But she just had a really normal name called Claire. 85 00:04:02,160 --> 00:04:03,800 Speaker 3: Yes, the normal name called Claire. 86 00:04:03,960 --> 00:04:05,760 Speaker 1: Was clear with you when you came to my house. 87 00:04:06,600 --> 00:04:10,360 Speaker 3: Yes she was, yes, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, so so yeah, 88 00:04:10,440 --> 00:04:13,480 Speaker 3: Peter Beat. His partner is Claire, Peter Beat my best friend, 89 00:04:13,480 --> 00:04:16,720 Speaker 3: but Claire my fiance, Claudia is best friend. There's a 90 00:04:16,760 --> 00:04:19,600 Speaker 3: lot of best friendships going on, and they have selfishly 91 00:04:20,200 --> 00:04:23,360 Speaker 3: moved back to Ireland and a little bit and left 92 00:04:23,600 --> 00:04:27,400 Speaker 3: here keys on the ball? Is there an yes, there 93 00:04:27,440 --> 00:04:28,040 Speaker 3: is a yes. 94 00:04:28,640 --> 00:04:33,840 Speaker 1: We're debating that. Yes, she's still here, right, yeah. We 95 00:04:33,880 --> 00:04:35,640 Speaker 1: don't want her here. We want Peter Bait here. 96 00:04:36,240 --> 00:04:36,440 Speaker 2: We do. 97 00:04:36,640 --> 00:04:39,280 Speaker 3: What do you want here? And she's saying here and 98 00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:42,840 Speaker 3: her and her partner Neil, her fiance Neil. They were 99 00:04:42,839 --> 00:04:45,720 Speaker 3: in Australia before we got here, and they they took 100 00:04:45,800 --> 00:04:46,839 Speaker 3: us under their wing. 101 00:04:48,360 --> 00:04:51,560 Speaker 1: Claudia people's wings, isn't it me? 102 00:04:51,720 --> 00:04:53,960 Speaker 3: Claudia, Peter and Claire moved here at the same time. 103 00:04:54,279 --> 00:04:56,080 Speaker 1: Right, How long has it been? Three? 104 00:04:56,200 --> 00:04:57,080 Speaker 3: Just over three years? 105 00:04:57,200 --> 00:04:59,160 Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, well your friends. 106 00:04:58,920 --> 00:05:01,400 Speaker 3: Beck, me and Peter we're friends back home because we 107 00:05:01,440 --> 00:05:04,000 Speaker 3: worked in the same radio station. I only met Claire 108 00:05:04,120 --> 00:05:06,400 Speaker 3: once before, twice maybe before moving here. 109 00:05:06,400 --> 00:05:08,560 Speaker 1: You come like a sister, yeah. 110 00:05:08,120 --> 00:05:10,320 Speaker 3: And Claudia is like best mate. So I'm very sad 111 00:05:10,360 --> 00:05:12,440 Speaker 3: because they had to. They've been staying with us for 112 00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:13,000 Speaker 3: the last week. 113 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:16,080 Speaker 1: Oh, we love them. I love They're great. 114 00:05:16,279 --> 00:05:19,039 Speaker 3: And they're gone for they're gone for a little holiday 115 00:05:19,040 --> 00:05:20,320 Speaker 3: in Japan on the way home. 116 00:05:20,120 --> 00:05:22,360 Speaker 1: Which they're not excited about, which they yeah, they. 117 00:05:22,240 --> 00:05:24,200 Speaker 3: Were not excited about. And then they'll be home to 118 00:05:24,240 --> 00:05:25,919 Speaker 3: Ireland in the middle of winter. 119 00:05:26,279 --> 00:05:27,560 Speaker 1: And then when they come home for a visit. But 120 00:05:27,600 --> 00:05:31,120 Speaker 1: they can't Beck here for visit but potentially, but it's 121 00:05:31,160 --> 00:05:36,359 Speaker 1: not so otherwise, would I just be here legally? 122 00:05:37,120 --> 00:05:39,080 Speaker 3: Yeah, yep, But I mean, you know. 123 00:05:39,080 --> 00:05:40,839 Speaker 1: He's going to get them. 124 00:05:41,200 --> 00:05:43,360 Speaker 3: Well, people do do it, right, We know people who 125 00:05:43,440 --> 00:05:46,320 Speaker 3: do do it. Once their visa runs out, They're like, well, 126 00:05:46,360 --> 00:05:47,680 Speaker 3: as long as I stay. 127 00:05:47,440 --> 00:05:50,400 Speaker 1: And contribute to society, well I'm not flagged. 128 00:05:50,800 --> 00:05:52,440 Speaker 3: Only if your visa runs out. You're only going to 129 00:05:52,480 --> 00:05:55,280 Speaker 3: get called if you go through the airport really or 130 00:05:55,360 --> 00:05:56,040 Speaker 3: do something. 131 00:05:55,800 --> 00:05:57,080 Speaker 1: Around Yeah, yeah, yeah. 132 00:05:57,160 --> 00:05:59,160 Speaker 3: I know a girl who I think actually moved home 133 00:05:59,240 --> 00:06:01,960 Speaker 3: last year, but had been here maybe two or three 134 00:06:02,040 --> 00:06:06,039 Speaker 3: years after her video had Well, that's all they would 135 00:06:06,040 --> 00:06:08,560 Speaker 3: have done is to kick you out, And she was like, 136 00:06:08,600 --> 00:06:10,960 Speaker 3: I'm on the way how anyway, Yeah, yeah, I think 137 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:13,440 Speaker 3: I think she had got a notice saying we know 138 00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:17,800 Speaker 3: you're here and we'll send you a court date, but 139 00:06:17,839 --> 00:06:20,160 Speaker 3: that was way in the future. She hadn't even gotten 140 00:06:20,160 --> 00:06:24,599 Speaker 3: the dates. She's like, I just know that I should. No, 141 00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:28,120 Speaker 3: I know, but they're yeah, law abiding citizens. 142 00:06:28,760 --> 00:06:32,080 Speaker 1: Yeah all like clip, where are you going? Where are 143 00:06:32,080 --> 00:06:38,599 Speaker 1: you going? Sorry? Oh whoa not intimate big dogs in trouble. 144 00:06:38,680 --> 00:06:41,160 Speaker 3: Yeah, and but yeah, I just needed a day yesterday 145 00:06:41,160 --> 00:06:43,120 Speaker 3: because yeah, Peter and Claire were leaving yesterday morning. We 146 00:06:43,160 --> 00:06:45,919 Speaker 3: had to help them pack up their lives dropping and 147 00:06:45,960 --> 00:06:48,880 Speaker 3: it was very emotional. It was like a breakup and 148 00:06:48,920 --> 00:06:50,320 Speaker 3: the death rolled into one. 149 00:06:50,600 --> 00:06:51,400 Speaker 2: Being like her. 150 00:06:52,800 --> 00:06:56,400 Speaker 3: Ever, they've got some guy called Scudder and to take 151 00:06:56,480 --> 00:06:59,440 Speaker 3: his spot. That's good as great. 152 00:07:00,040 --> 00:07:01,080 Speaker 1: Can I come to a bingo like I? 153 00:07:01,160 --> 00:07:01,400 Speaker 4: What not? 154 00:07:02,080 --> 00:07:05,599 Speaker 3: What do you mean you've already been to two work? 155 00:07:06,440 --> 00:07:07,880 Speaker 3: What would you like to do to be a dancer? Yeah, 156 00:07:08,400 --> 00:07:09,760 Speaker 3: we'll get you in a little leotard. 157 00:07:10,800 --> 00:07:11,440 Speaker 1: Jenny's here. 158 00:07:15,320 --> 00:07:16,280 Speaker 3: Well, Jenny's got me. 159 00:07:17,320 --> 00:07:17,800 Speaker 4: Good morning. 160 00:07:19,720 --> 00:07:21,160 Speaker 3: He's working on receptions. 161 00:07:21,680 --> 00:07:23,120 Speaker 1: Have been really used yesterday. 162 00:07:26,400 --> 00:07:29,040 Speaker 3: Is that why you've got the longest on today? 163 00:07:29,320 --> 00:07:30,920 Speaker 4: My pins out the last two days. I don't think 164 00:07:30,920 --> 00:07:32,280 Speaker 4: anyone's ever seen my legs. 165 00:07:32,560 --> 00:07:36,200 Speaker 1: They're very tan. He through. 166 00:07:39,400 --> 00:07:44,880 Speaker 4: I think the pool yesterday I did, but I went Yeah, 167 00:07:45,240 --> 00:07:48,480 Speaker 4: that's why I'm only one and a half. But that's fine. 168 00:07:49,520 --> 00:07:53,040 Speaker 4: But I went in one and a half gate. I 169 00:07:53,080 --> 00:07:56,520 Speaker 4: went indoors and it was actually pretty quiet. 170 00:07:56,880 --> 00:08:00,880 Speaker 1: He bargained at the end of that. No, what a weapon. 171 00:08:01,680 --> 00:08:03,440 Speaker 3: Yes, I have come back to work with them. 172 00:08:04,360 --> 00:08:05,480 Speaker 4: Yeah, it's to me. 173 00:08:05,560 --> 00:08:06,760 Speaker 1: Yeah, when did you start growing that? 174 00:08:06,880 --> 00:08:09,520 Speaker 3: I see last week, I just was lazy and wasn't shaving. 175 00:08:09,760 --> 00:08:12,480 Speaker 3: I got home from work on Friday and Peter was 176 00:08:12,520 --> 00:08:15,160 Speaker 3: saying in mind he goes, oh the stubbles great, like 177 00:08:15,320 --> 00:08:18,120 Speaker 3: leave it, and we were going to the tennis Friday night. 178 00:08:18,480 --> 00:08:21,600 Speaker 3: We had Peter and Claire's going away party Saturday, and 179 00:08:21,600 --> 00:08:24,520 Speaker 3: we had a pub crawl day drinking session for another 180 00:08:24,560 --> 00:08:29,880 Speaker 3: mate's birthday on Sunday. And when he said day, when 181 00:08:29,880 --> 00:08:31,200 Speaker 3: he said that, he was like, oh my god, we 182 00:08:31,200 --> 00:08:33,880 Speaker 3: should grow mos for Sunday because part of the pub 183 00:08:33,920 --> 00:08:36,840 Speaker 3: crawl rules was everyone was dressed as chefs. 184 00:08:37,679 --> 00:08:41,080 Speaker 4: Who came up with that thing me brilliant clearly. 185 00:08:41,800 --> 00:08:43,880 Speaker 3: And we were like, we should grow mos. So then 186 00:08:43,920 --> 00:08:47,040 Speaker 3: I just trimmed, trimmed the stubble for Saturday, and then 187 00:08:47,080 --> 00:08:50,559 Speaker 3: grew the mow on Sunday and now just keeping the 188 00:08:50,600 --> 00:08:53,360 Speaker 3: mow because I haven't shaved since. What do you think? 189 00:08:53,640 --> 00:08:54,000 Speaker 1: I like it? 190 00:08:54,160 --> 00:08:54,600 Speaker 2: I like it. 191 00:08:54,640 --> 00:08:56,080 Speaker 3: I keep forgetting I have it, and then I go 192 00:08:56,120 --> 00:08:57,240 Speaker 3: to the bathroom, I'll get a little. 193 00:08:58,160 --> 00:08:59,280 Speaker 1: I took mine off because I had to go to 194 00:08:59,280 --> 00:09:00,560 Speaker 1: the American country it you. 195 00:09:00,600 --> 00:09:01,160 Speaker 3: Took it off? 196 00:09:01,360 --> 00:09:07,439 Speaker 4: And no, no, am I gro one, it's kidding. 197 00:09:08,440 --> 00:09:10,040 Speaker 1: Uh, But I thought, yeah, they're not going to get 198 00:09:10,040 --> 00:09:11,600 Speaker 1: me into America with the mustache. 199 00:09:11,679 --> 00:09:14,120 Speaker 4: Yeah no, not your red one. 200 00:09:14,920 --> 00:09:19,760 Speaker 1: All right, we must go. Today's shorty but Sy Naughty 201 00:09:19,840 --> 00:09:20,400 Speaker 1: back tomorrow.