WEBVTT - It's Official...Hayesy Is Now A DANCE DAD! 0:00:00.520 --> 0:00:09.080 We got get you the morning every day, Adelaides, I 0:00:09.240 --> 0:00:11.200 want to bring it in. 0:00:11.680 --> 0:00:14.680 Let me give you half because you are now part 0:00:15.040 --> 0:00:17.320 of the dance fraternity. 0:00:20.720 --> 0:00:21.360 Water group. 0:00:21.800 --> 0:00:25.360 Goodness gracious, so Midia concerts, a lot of dance schools 0:00:25.360 --> 0:00:28.000 had them. Yesterday I knew were part of one for 0:00:28.040 --> 0:00:28.760 the first time. 0:00:28.880 --> 0:00:31.880 I was. I was, and it was at Woodville Hall yesterday. 0:00:31.880 --> 0:00:35.520 It was quite the collaboration of all these little dance athletes, 0:00:35.760 --> 0:00:39.000 including my four year old daughter Lottie, and she was 0:00:39.120 --> 0:00:42.600 lot number fourteen in amongst twenty acts, which was a 0:00:42.600 --> 0:00:45.880 bit of a surprise too. By the way, they say, 0:00:45.920 --> 0:00:48.400 here's when it starts, but they don't tell you exactly 0:00:48.479 --> 0:00:50.240 when your child is going to perform. 0:00:50.640 --> 0:00:52.720 That's the way the cult works. Stuff. That is the 0:00:52.720 --> 0:00:53.640 way the cult works. 0:00:54.040 --> 0:00:57.640 Can I tell you last year the end of season 0:00:57.800 --> 0:01:01.680 dance concert, guess how many there were for my daughters 0:01:01.720 --> 0:01:03.360 down sixty two. 0:01:03.400 --> 0:01:07.720 Sixty two sixty two acts, my very goodness, So Lottie 0:01:07.720 --> 0:01:09.920 was act number fourteen, and I would say it averages 0:01:09.959 --> 0:01:13.240 maybe five to seven minutes per act, depending on the age. 0:01:13.600 --> 0:01:15.959 But yeah, and I thought we got chipped just a 0:01:15.959 --> 0:01:16.360 little bit. 0:01:16.560 --> 0:01:17.280 Don't get me wrong. 0:01:17.360 --> 0:01:20.399 Joe's I really enjoyed watching the other little dance athletes, 0:01:20.440 --> 0:01:22.160 but it took a while before we got to our 0:01:22.240 --> 0:01:23.400 daughter's a little spectacular. 0:01:23.480 --> 0:01:25.560 Don't do that, don't do that, don't line. So you 0:01:25.680 --> 0:01:27.360 liked watching other people's kids dance? 0:01:27.480 --> 0:01:27.920 You did not? 0:01:28.240 --> 0:01:32.800 No, I did not. But then finally it was Lotty's 0:01:32.800 --> 0:01:38.000 turn and she got down to this. It's called certified, Bob. 0:01:38.720 --> 0:01:42.039 I heard about senerate others. Ye did a little peace 0:01:42.480 --> 0:01:45.800 to this four year olds, and I've got to say 0:01:46.000 --> 0:01:50.680 that it just for me, they just weren't in time enough, 0:01:51.400 --> 0:01:53.800 and I just was left a little bit disappointed. 0:01:55.320 --> 0:01:56.800 It was actually really beautiful. 0:01:56.880 --> 0:02:00.000 It was so nice, was super sweet watching your kid dance. 0:02:00.000 --> 0:02:01.680 This is an absolute I mean, we joke, but it's 0:02:01.680 --> 0:02:03.960 an absolute privilege to watch them uff on stage and 0:02:04.000 --> 0:02:07.280 it builds confidence for them and all those sorts of things. 0:02:07.320 --> 0:02:10.760 It's beautiful. I did ask you this off here though. 0:02:10.800 --> 0:02:14.679 How did your wife Kara feel about putting red lipstick 0:02:14.720 --> 0:02:15.919 on a four year old? Well? 0:02:15.960 --> 0:02:19.040 Do you know? That was very very funny? 0:02:19.800 --> 0:02:21.520 Not very good at that too, by the way, And 0:02:21.760 --> 0:02:24.160 I think we've put some makeup on it before, maybe 0:02:24.160 --> 0:02:26.200 once or twice, maybe just just sort of stuff around. 0:02:26.200 --> 0:02:28.360 I reckon, Grandma did it, and Grandma very good at 0:02:28.360 --> 0:02:31.160 putting on a lipstick, Mum not so much. And then 0:02:31.200 --> 0:02:34.160 straight away and I'm not kidding, got a bunch of 0:02:34.200 --> 0:02:36.959 lipstick all over the teeth and my wife old bring 0:02:36.960 --> 0:02:38.000 here said, oh look you've. 0:02:37.840 --> 0:02:44.760 Got your teeth like, so there you go. 0:02:45.080 --> 0:02:45.320 Thank you? 0:02:45.520 --> 0:02:46.240 Nice, isn't it? 0:02:46.720 --> 0:02:50.840 So stand by and stay tuned because next up will 0:02:50.840 --> 0:02:52.919 be spray t hands and falsey lash. 0:02:53.080 --> 0:02:53.760 That's not a thing, is it? 0:02:53.919 --> 0:02:54.000 Ye? 0:02:54.320 --> 0:02:56.079 What's of age groups we're talking about? Is that sort 0:02:56.080 --> 0:02:57.040 of ten onwards? 0:02:57.080 --> 0:03:02.680 Ten eleven twelve? It's a whole new world? 0:03:02.840 --> 0:03:04.359 How do I push her out of it? Can you 0:03:04.400 --> 0:03:05.160 give you some tips on that? 0:03:05.400 --> 0:03:05.960 You can't? 0:03:06.520 --> 0:03:10.000 Well? You can, can't you? No, she's in. 0:03:10.080 --> 0:03:11.840 She's locked in forever and so are you. 0:03:12.800 --> 0:03:15.400 Australia one zip. In terms of the cricket pack, Cumms 0:03:15.400 --> 0:03:17.200 has done something outrageous though Pat. 0:03:17.080 --> 0:03:20.440 Cummins baggy green went missing in the West Indies. That's 0:03:20.480 --> 0:03:25.640 not something that you want to lose. Oh, in terms 0:03:25.680 --> 0:03:29.800 of I guess in terms of sporting memorabilia, the baggy 0:03:29.800 --> 0:03:30.880 green is up there, isn't it? 0:03:31.480 --> 0:03:31.560 Like? 0:03:31.880 --> 0:03:34.800 In terms of how special they are because they're so unique. 0:03:34.880 --> 0:03:36.760 That's one of the most prized pieces that are professional 0:03:36.840 --> 0:03:39.160 sportsman could own. I would have thought, yeah, I'm trying 0:03:39.200 --> 0:03:43.600 to think something that's more sort of iconic, iconic than that, 0:03:43.760 --> 0:03:45.480 and it's probably there's not much. 0:03:45.600 --> 0:03:47.760 I tried to get one in a divorce and failed. 0:03:50.480 --> 0:03:50.760 Green. 0:03:51.040 --> 0:03:52.000 I wouldn't even do. 0:03:52.040 --> 0:03:56.000 It one thing from this. That little cat there, that's green, 0:03:56.080 --> 0:03:56.680 that's mine. 0:03:57.200 --> 0:03:58.280 No, definitely not so. 0:03:58.400 --> 0:04:00.200 On the eve of the first Test between the West 0:04:00.200 --> 0:04:04.720 Indies and Australia in Barbados, Ozsie captain Pat Cummins rocked 0:04:04.800 --> 0:04:07.560 up to a pre series photo shoot with the Frank 0:04:07.600 --> 0:04:10.360 Wall Trophy sporting a new baggy green. So he had 0:04:10.360 --> 0:04:11.280 to wear a temporary one. 0:04:11.400 --> 0:04:13.120 Well I think he had to wear he's old one, 0:04:13.160 --> 0:04:15.760 like his traditional one, which is absolutely beaten up. You 0:04:15.760 --> 0:04:18.520 could see the front of the cat was so beaten 0:04:18.560 --> 0:04:21.720 up that the white sort of bits in sidewalk coming out. Yeah. Right, 0:04:21.800 --> 0:04:23.200 So he had his most recent one, which is in 0:04:23.240 --> 0:04:25.000 twenty sixteen, and that's one that he wears at the 0:04:25.040 --> 0:04:28.080 moment because sometimes for the veterans they've got to redo 0:04:28.120 --> 0:04:29.239 them because they get so old. 0:04:29.360 --> 0:04:31.720 Yeah, and they get really quite Can you remember Steve 0:04:31.760 --> 0:04:33.560 war he was so worn down. 0:04:33.600 --> 0:04:34.960 Yeah, he's very proud of it, clearly. 0:04:35.120 --> 0:04:38.080 Yeah, but also it just looked a bit like, come on, Steve, 0:04:38.240 --> 0:04:40.480 yeah that's not wearable anymore. 0:04:40.600 --> 0:04:42.720 No, that's not we get it, Like, oh, we get it, mate, 0:04:42.720 --> 0:04:45.520 You've played like a thousand tests, Like, for goodness sake, 0:04:45.720 --> 0:04:48.159 let them redo your baggy green, No, don't touch it. 0:04:48.320 --> 0:04:50.880 And then can you remember Davey Warner also lost his 0:04:51.360 --> 0:04:53.400 and then put out a public plea. It was like 0:04:53.640 --> 0:04:56.480 someone's taken a baggy grain and then one of the 0:04:56.680 --> 0:04:59.159 team managers just found it packed away in some bag 0:04:59.200 --> 0:04:59.720 in the hotel. 0:05:00.120 --> 0:05:00.960 So that wasn't a big thing. 0:05:01.120 --> 0:05:03.280 A few question marks as to whether that David did 0:05:03.320 --> 0:05:04.919 that on purpose, just for a little bit of a 0:05:04.960 --> 0:05:08.960 publicity stunt. That was the conspiracy theory, not saying it's true, 0:05:09.120 --> 0:05:11.000 not saying I started it, but I certainly heard it. 0:05:11.160 --> 0:05:13.240 I can't believe he would want all that retention. 0:05:13.520 --> 0:05:15.560 What about as well, Jones? Can you picture as well? 0:05:15.960 --> 0:05:20.039 There's going to be some cool little western Jamaican cruising down. 0:05:19.880 --> 0:05:20.840 The beach, barb. 0:05:23.560 --> 0:05:24.680 Just give it this one hem on. 0:05:26.000 --> 0:05:29.559 Check out my hat, Joes. Can we go to Scotland place? 0:05:32.080 --> 0:05:35.000 How about this? I love stories like this. I feel 0:05:35.040 --> 0:05:36.640 like stories like this unite us all. 0:05:37.240 --> 0:05:39.640 A woman on a night out in Scotland, Edinburgh swallowed 0:05:39.680 --> 0:05:41.280 her friend's house key in a cheek you paying to 0:05:41.279 --> 0:05:46.320 stop her from going home. I find herself in accident 0:05:46.320 --> 0:05:49.440 and emergency the next day and X ray later confirmed 0:05:49.520 --> 0:05:50.599 the bizarre stunt. 0:05:50.880 --> 0:05:53.160 See we're all the same, We're all the same, We're 0:05:53.200 --> 0:05:53.760 all children. 0:05:53.880 --> 0:05:55.880 Sometimes we got a great measure to stop our friends 0:05:56.200 --> 0:05:59.880 from piking it and heading home to early Shivoron Stanton 0:06:00.160 --> 0:06:02.520 thirty five gobble down here friend Adele Donkan's medal door 0:06:02.839 --> 0:06:03.599 during a night out. 0:06:03.440 --> 0:06:04.880 At a local bat A bit of go back. 0:06:05.600 --> 0:06:06.200 What was her name? 0:06:06.480 --> 0:06:11.200 Chavorn Shavorn Stanton and Adele Doncan. How good is that? 0:06:11.200 --> 0:06:14.520 That's a beautiful Scottish name, isn't it so? 0:06:14.560 --> 0:06:17.279 Adele was also thirty five, recalled telling Chevron she was 0:06:17.320 --> 0:06:19.279 heading home near the end of the night, after Adele 0:06:19.320 --> 0:06:21.760 refused requests to stay out longer. Chavonne just grabbed my 0:06:21.839 --> 0:06:24.960 cane swallowed it. Adele initially thought her best power was 0:06:24.960 --> 0:06:27.960 only chaking at it hid in the key. Adele was 0:06:28.000 --> 0:06:30.000 left unable to go home as her mother was on 0:06:30.160 --> 0:06:33.400 night shift, forcing her to stay at another friend's house. Meanwhile, 0:06:33.600 --> 0:06:36.360 Chavaughne found herself at the hospital the following day. Medis 0:06:36.360 --> 0:06:39.279 conducted an X ray which clearly revealed the distinctive metal 0:06:39.360 --> 0:06:41.000 key lodged in her large intestine. 0:06:41.000 --> 0:06:44.720 Thirteen twenty four ten. What did you swallow? Accidentally and 0:06:44.880 --> 0:06:46.719 or on purpose? We'd love to hear from. 0:06:46.600 --> 0:06:49.719 Your sporting Are we saying before or after a night out? 0:06:50.920 --> 0:06:55.920 Careful there, joke careful there? Imagine as well, and imagine 0:06:55.960 --> 0:06:58.520 after a big night as well. Let's say you get 0:06:58.520 --> 0:07:01.920 a kebab yep, and the metal he just swimming around there? 0:07:02.080 --> 0:07:03.520 Oh my god? 0:07:04.160 --> 0:07:07.360 Really sort of you know, digesting beautifulee together. 0:07:07.600 --> 0:07:10.480 It's sometimes it's tough after a night out in terms 0:07:10.480 --> 0:07:13.000 of what happens in the toilet. Yes, chuck a metal 0:07:13.040 --> 0:07:17.920 key in there as well well. Good for roughage job. 0:07:18.920 --> 0:07:19.160 Job. 0:07:19.280 --> 0:07:20.560 That is a good joke. 0:07:22.040 --> 0:07:23.560 Monday morning joke off. 0:07:24.560 --> 0:07:26.760 Yes, let's start the working week with a bit of humor. 0:07:27.440 --> 0:07:31.040 Can I go first, ladies? Yes, Short and sharp is 0:07:31.040 --> 0:07:33.920 my theme. Also, I've got a joke that doesn't go 0:07:33.960 --> 0:07:37.440 for very like a joke. 0:07:37.560 --> 0:07:41.080 If you go first, we run the risk of Molly 0:07:41.120 --> 0:07:43.200 going last, and we don't want to end on it. 0:07:44.640 --> 0:07:46.920 I'll go first, Molly, you go second, Joe, do you 0:07:46.960 --> 0:07:49.480 bring us home? I heard your joke's a little bit blue? 0:07:50.080 --> 0:07:52.080 What about this? Can't believe it? A woman actually fainted 0:07:52.120 --> 0:07:54.640 the airport recently. She fell into the baggage carousel. 0:07:55.200 --> 0:07:56.800 Can you believe it? All good? 0:07:56.840 --> 0:08:04.840 Though she's slowly coming around. That's she's just emerge from 0:08:04.840 --> 0:08:08.679 those flappy things, all. 0:08:08.600 --> 0:08:11.560 Right, producer, Molly, let's go so over the weekend, I 0:08:11.720 --> 0:08:12.720 got some sad news. 0:08:12.880 --> 0:08:15.640 Oh no, my grief counselor he died. 0:08:16.120 --> 0:08:18.480 Oh it's okay, though he was really good at his job. 0:08:18.520 --> 0:08:19.320 I don't actually care. 0:08:20.800 --> 0:08:23.000 I get it from you. 0:08:23.480 --> 0:08:27.880 That's actually surprised it all out, your dirty bird? What 0:08:27.920 --> 0:08:28.280 do you got? 0:08:28.360 --> 0:08:28.760 Okay? 0:08:28.880 --> 0:08:31.040 So the chicken and the egg are in bed together. 0:08:31.360 --> 0:08:34.120 The chicken rolls over and lights a cigarette, and the 0:08:34.160 --> 0:08:35.480 egg says, well. 0:08:36.000 --> 0:08:37.520 I guess that answers that question. 0:08:43.520 --> 0:08:45.120 Some things will never change. 0:08:45.400 --> 0:08:46.520 Explain that to the kids. 0:08:49.200 --> 0:08:56.720 Good luck with that one forty life lesson. I can't 0:08:56.720 --> 0:08:58.560 believe we're in a space where I'm giving lafe advice. 0:08:58.640 --> 0:09:02.719 I know. Do you think you can't believe it? Look 0:09:02.760 --> 0:09:03.240 at this fast? 0:09:03.600 --> 0:09:08.720 I've got one for you. Jackson never take on Center Link. Okay, 0:09:10.640 --> 0:09:14.400 never take on Center Link because you will lose each 0:09:14.440 --> 0:09:15.120 and every time. 0:09:15.720 --> 0:09:17.880 I think we've all been smashed by Central Link at 0:09:17.880 --> 0:09:18.800 some points our lives. 0:09:18.840 --> 0:09:21.480 Oh my gosh. So what was happening? 0:09:21.520 --> 0:09:24.719 And I still maintain my innocence although I was blissfully 0:09:24.800 --> 0:09:27.240 unaware of what was happening behind the scenes. I was 0:09:27.280 --> 0:09:30.240 on youth allounce whilst I was going through university. But 0:09:30.280 --> 0:09:32.960 also I was getting football payments from a football club. 0:09:33.120 --> 0:09:37.360 But the football payments weren't weekly. They were six monthly. Right, chance, 0:09:37.360 --> 0:09:38.520 we've got blocks in six months. 0:09:38.600 --> 0:09:39.200 Yeah? Nice? 0:09:39.200 --> 0:09:41.040 When they came through too, By the way, I bet 0:09:41.200 --> 0:09:42.240 so a couple of times. 0:09:42.280 --> 0:09:45.199 I said hello. 0:09:44.160 --> 0:09:47.800 Marvel bade shout. I said, hey, I can't declare it 0:09:47.840 --> 0:09:50.200 each week because there's two block payments. Yep. They said 0:09:50.240 --> 0:09:51.840 to me, Okay, someone will get back to you. No, 0:09:51.840 --> 0:09:53.720 I'm got back to me anyway. So I just sort 0:09:53.720 --> 0:09:57.199 of played on as usual and I ended up getting 0:09:57.200 --> 0:09:58.000 And I remember the day too. 0:09:58.000 --> 0:09:58.880 It was quite traumatic. 0:10:00.080 --> 0:10:01.960 I got a letter in the mail that said, you 0:10:02.000 --> 0:10:05.920 O sent a link fourteen thousand dollars. 0:10:06.360 --> 0:10:07.640 I feel sick for you. 0:10:07.800 --> 0:10:09.720 Yes, I felt sick of the time as well. 0:10:10.120 --> 0:10:14.559 Wow, because I can't imagine that the doggies would have 0:10:14.600 --> 0:10:17.280 paid you fourteen thousand dollars for your efforts in an 0:10:17.480 --> 0:10:19.280 entire Yeah no. 0:10:18.960 --> 0:10:19.600 No, no, no. 0:10:20.080 --> 0:10:22.640 Match payments weren't quite up the scratch that sort of standard. 0:10:22.640 --> 0:10:25.040 That was ian callen of money anyway, dog supports you 0:10:25.080 --> 0:10:29.000 know what I meant it. So I had to. I 0:10:29.080 --> 0:10:31.560 negotiated my way down. There's someone who called me and said, look, 0:10:31.960 --> 0:10:33.920 what's the reasons? Do you have a legitimate reason that 0:10:34.000 --> 0:10:36.000 see what we can do? So I negotiated it down 0:10:36.040 --> 0:10:37.360 to eleven thousand dollars. 0:10:37.720 --> 0:10:40.240 Yeah right, and you had to hand over that hard 0:10:40.280 --> 0:10:41.040 earned yep. 0:10:41.520 --> 0:10:46.880 Wow, goodness me tough. I know financially in terms of 0:10:46.920 --> 0:10:47.600 your life. 0:10:48.160 --> 0:10:51.240 Now you paying nover to come and work here, so like, 0:10:51.520 --> 0:10:52.480 how are you getting ahead? 0:10:52.600 --> 0:10:53.560 I'm still paying it off? 0:10:56.280 --> 0:10:56.480 You go. 0:10:56.600 --> 0:10:59.600 Jade's a life lesson for you. Do not take set 0:10:59.640 --> 0:11:01.160 the link because you will lose. 0:11:01.240 --> 0:11:02.320 You'll lose every single time. 0:11:02.440 --> 0:11:05.080 They know everything. Jode's not going to believe it. But 0:11:05.080 --> 0:11:08.440 the humble shout they reckon is one hundred percent dying 0:11:08.480 --> 0:11:09.199 in this country. 0:11:09.200 --> 0:11:10.080 And for good reason. 0:11:10.200 --> 0:11:12.840 Well, it was never a lie for you, Let's be honest. 0:11:13.040 --> 0:11:14.520 It was never a lot alive? 0:11:15.559 --> 0:11:19.480 How very dare I'm just saying, I hate I hate 0:11:19.480 --> 0:11:21.400 how you're creating this perception that I'm. 0:11:21.200 --> 0:11:24.040 A that is, I'm not shouting, not fair. 0:11:23.840 --> 0:11:26.080 I'm not creating it. You created it yourself. 0:11:26.120 --> 0:11:29.880 Every Tuesday when your card declines, when it's your shout, 0:11:29.960 --> 0:11:30.559 it doesn't. 0:11:30.280 --> 0:11:31.080 Mean I'm a tight ass. 0:11:31.160 --> 0:11:33.720 I'm willing, I'm very up for paying for the coffees, 0:11:33.760 --> 0:11:35.200 but my card doesn't want to cooperate. 0:11:35.320 --> 0:11:37.480 Listen, you are willing, but you are not able. 0:11:37.640 --> 0:11:41.440 Thanksesous speaker. It's okay, okay. 0:11:41.480 --> 0:11:44.760 So apparently the traditional Aussie pub shout is in decline, 0:11:44.760 --> 0:11:49.560 with rising living costs making rounds increasingly unaffordable, often exceeding 0:11:49.800 --> 0:11:55.160 one hundred dollars per table who Apparently forty nine percent 0:11:55.200 --> 0:11:58.440 of as are modifying their alcohol consumption and one intent 0:11:58.600 --> 0:12:00.360 quitting alcohol all together. 0:12:00.520 --> 0:12:00.760 Yeah. 0:12:00.840 --> 0:12:03.040 I think I've told you the story about how and 0:12:03.120 --> 0:12:05.840 I just do not ever go out for a drink anymore. 0:12:06.320 --> 0:12:07.560 I came when the last time we went to a 0:12:07.559 --> 0:12:09.120 place to have a bit of a drink. I mean, 0:12:09.160 --> 0:12:11.520 we'll responsibly do it on Thursday night at the district 0:12:11.760 --> 0:12:14.240 prince of a place, but there was what it was 0:12:14.280 --> 0:12:15.600 maybe a year and a half ago when we went 0:12:15.640 --> 0:12:18.840 to a place in Nord which shall remain nameless. After 0:12:18.880 --> 0:12:22.440 a sample game and two beers and two sort of 0:12:22.480 --> 0:12:25.880 crafty beers on tap, thirty eight bucks, I'm like, oh 0:12:25.960 --> 0:12:29.079 my gosh, and I hated myself, but I went back 0:12:29.600 --> 0:12:31.800 to the bar lady and said, hang on, can I 0:12:31.880 --> 0:12:33.720 just confirm is this correct? 0:12:33.880 --> 0:12:36.120 Thirty eight dollars to play thirty eight bucks for two biers? 0:12:36.520 --> 0:12:39.600 So fifteen so nineteen dollars. 0:12:39.400 --> 0:12:40.720 A beer, nineteen dollars a beer. 0:12:41.040 --> 0:12:43.599 Okay, you, Molly, I need some backup here. I'm just 0:12:43.679 --> 0:12:46.080 going to say two things. He doesn't go out because 0:12:46.120 --> 0:12:48.280 a tight holes be no friends. 0:12:48.960 --> 0:12:54.720 Oh gosh, there's an extra dangerous elevent I don't have 0:12:54.720 --> 0:12:57.319 any beer that's good for a shout because I just 0:12:57.360 --> 0:12:59.959 have to shout myself. Millennials and jen Z I leave 0:13:00.160 --> 0:13:02.880 the tech driven shift with over forty percent using QR 0:13:02.920 --> 0:13:06.000 codes specifically to dodge buying round so people don't even 0:13:06.000 --> 0:13:07.720 want to have human interaction anymore. 0:13:07.800 --> 0:13:08.320 Yeah, right. 0:13:08.800 --> 0:13:11.000 But on top of that, it's that so if you 0:13:11.600 --> 0:13:14.440 if you, everyone's got a mate in a group. Everyone 0:13:14.520 --> 0:13:17.000 has a mate in a group who sort of waits 0:13:17.040 --> 0:13:19.040 till the end, and then they hope that they're by 0:13:19.040 --> 0:13:21.080 the time it gets there around it sort of disappears, 0:13:21.320 --> 0:13:24.080 or they prey on you being impatient, and so you 0:13:24.160 --> 0:13:26.320 jump in for the next round. If you go first 0:13:26.520 --> 0:13:29.040 and you slugged one hundred bucks, traditionally you'd sit there 0:13:29.080 --> 0:13:30.760 and be like, well, it's so good, I've got four 0:13:30.840 --> 0:13:34.120 or five drinks coming. Not anymore, because every single group 0:13:34.200 --> 0:13:36.679 has that one extreme tight us who will dodge it 0:13:36.760 --> 0:13:37.400 at all costs. 0:13:37.440 --> 0:13:40.600 Who'd be that person? I don't want to bring this up, 0:13:40.679 --> 0:13:42.920 but we went out for lunch the other day. 0:13:45.240 --> 0:13:48.040 This again, I'm saying. 0:13:48.600 --> 0:13:50.640 We took a mutual friend out for lunch to thank 0:13:50.679 --> 0:13:53.479 him so very much for all his help and kindness 0:13:53.559 --> 0:13:54.959 over our radio journey. 0:13:55.040 --> 0:13:55.640 And who paid. 0:13:55.920 --> 0:13:59.160 Yeah, well you did, because you put your card there first, 0:13:59.840 --> 0:14:01.920 and I insisted, I go right, I'll give you some money. 0:14:01.960 --> 0:14:03.440 And then you said no, no, no, you can't use that 0:14:03.480 --> 0:14:03.880 against me. 0:14:04.000 --> 0:14:04.400 Yeah I can. 0:14:04.480 --> 0:14:05.840 I just do hang on, I think I know what 0:14:05.840 --> 0:14:07.800 you're saying. Ah, the friend that we took out, Yeah, 0:14:07.800 --> 0:14:13.080 you're right, he should have chipped in. It's time now 0:14:13.320 --> 0:14:16.960 for one of the strongest Katie Perry reviews that you're 0:14:16.960 --> 0:14:23.360 going to hear because this is a lady who doesn't 0:14:23.400 --> 0:14:28.920 impress easily, and that is lcome welcome you please. 0:14:29.520 --> 0:14:29.920 No, I'm not. 0:14:30.760 --> 0:14:31.440 I'm actually not. 0:14:32.520 --> 0:14:37.160 Some would say a bully, Where did that come from? 0:14:37.360 --> 0:14:38.760 You're a Kati Cat, That's where you are. 0:14:38.920 --> 0:14:39.720 I'm a Katie Cat. 0:14:39.760 --> 0:14:39.960 Now. 0:14:40.160 --> 0:14:41.960 Oh my very goodness. 0:14:42.000 --> 0:14:46.360 Katie Perry in Adelaide four shows absolutely smashing it at 0:14:46.400 --> 0:14:49.800 the Adelaide Entertainment Center. And this show had everything, and 0:14:49.840 --> 0:14:53.880 it was brilliant and all the fields Andrew Hayes and 0:14:53.920 --> 0:14:58.360 she seems like the kindest woman on the planet. 0:14:59.200 --> 0:15:01.720 Like it's the So why did you speaking about Katie 0:15:01.800 --> 0:15:03.520 off their It's like, hang on, I need to follow 0:15:03.600 --> 0:15:05.160 up with questions like, so, did you have her over 0:15:05.240 --> 0:15:05.840 dinner or something? 0:15:06.080 --> 0:15:09.040 No, I'm saying what is really nice? And you and 0:15:09.120 --> 0:15:11.800 I can pick celebrities pretty easily in terms of when 0:15:11.800 --> 0:15:13.240 they're being genuine and when they're not. 0:15:13.520 --> 0:15:15.080 Well, we had Keith Urban the other day, I mean 0:15:15.160 --> 0:15:17.480 both being like that guy's an absolute the light. 0:15:17.600 --> 0:15:18.920 Same with the kid LAROI. 0:15:18.800 --> 0:15:21.360 Well, she seems exactly the same. She pulled some people 0:15:21.360 --> 0:15:23.680 out of the audience, a couple of young kids, and 0:15:23.800 --> 0:15:27.640 just spent all the time. She grabbed someone's phone out 0:15:27.680 --> 0:15:29.880 of the audience and took some selfies and just handed 0:15:29.920 --> 0:15:30.480 it back to her. 0:15:30.720 --> 0:15:31.280 That's nice. 0:15:31.480 --> 0:15:35.440 Like she was genuinely all about her fans, which I loved. 0:15:35.960 --> 0:15:40.400 But I did find myself the whole time just fixated 0:15:40.520 --> 0:15:43.400 a little bit too much on her personal life. 0:15:43.320 --> 0:15:46.080 Yeah, you and the Daily Mail, I know, my very goodness, 0:15:46.640 --> 0:15:49.760 one day alert, new article every four to six seconds. 0:15:49.880 --> 0:15:51.240 I know. But I just. 0:15:52.680 --> 0:15:56.720 Apparently allegedly she split from her husband of ten years, 0:15:56.800 --> 0:16:00.520 Orlando Bloom, on Kangaroo Island less than four or five 0:16:00.640 --> 0:16:01.280 days ago. 0:16:01.440 --> 0:16:03.320 See that's where I was getting confused, because all these 0:16:03.360 --> 0:16:05.720 Daily Male articles are coming through like, oh, they're done, 0:16:05.760 --> 0:16:08.080 They're done. I was like, hang on, they were literally 0:16:08.120 --> 0:16:10.520 together in South Australia a few days ago. 0:16:10.560 --> 0:16:12.160 They just got together to call it quits. 0:16:12.320 --> 0:16:13.800 That was the scene of the departure. 0:16:16.000 --> 0:16:18.480 And then as an extension of that, because I'm sitting 0:16:18.520 --> 0:16:21.440 there watching this woman who is incredible do her thing going, 0:16:21.600 --> 0:16:22.960 How could anyone split up with her? 0:16:23.000 --> 0:16:23.240 Ever? 0:16:23.720 --> 0:16:26.280 But Russell Brand did in the day. Can you remember 0:16:26.280 --> 0:16:28.440 this in her documentary. 0:16:27.840 --> 0:16:29.640 Right before she was about to walk out on stage, 0:16:29.640 --> 0:16:31.680 it was Sydney too, was it Sydney or Melbourne was 0:16:31.920 --> 0:16:33.160 like a big gig here too. 0:16:34.280 --> 0:16:37.120 You can cancel the show, or you can do your best. 0:16:39.640 --> 0:16:43.920 Start tight, start, start, start, told start talking my makeup 0:16:43.920 --> 0:16:47.280 so I can get on stage. It took an enormous 0:16:47.280 --> 0:16:49.520 amount of courage for her to get a text message 0:16:49.520 --> 0:16:52.280 from her then husband to say we're done, then to 0:16:52.400 --> 0:16:53.360 jump on stage. 0:16:53.760 --> 0:16:54.560 That's incredible. 0:16:55.120 --> 0:16:58.320 And so as an extension of that, Orlando Bloom, her 0:16:58.400 --> 0:17:01.240 husband and father of her, has been seen at Jeff 0:17:01.280 --> 0:17:06.879 Bezos's wedding in Venice, And can I just run you 0:17:06.960 --> 0:17:10.360 through the guest list of that wedding and the wealth? 0:17:10.840 --> 0:17:11.240 All right? 0:17:11.280 --> 0:17:13.760 So Kylie Jenner was there, She's worth seven hundred and 0:17:13.760 --> 0:17:17.320 ten million dollars, but what Leonardo DiCaprio was there for 0:17:17.400 --> 0:17:21.280 three hundred million dollars, Tom Brady's worth three hundred mil usher, 0:17:21.760 --> 0:17:27.000 Sydney Sweeney, Oprah Winfrey who's worth four billion, and of 0:17:27.040 --> 0:17:29.600 course Orlando who's worth fifty million dollars. 0:17:30.240 --> 0:17:32.639 I just can you imagine. 0:17:32.280 --> 0:17:34.720 A world where the only people you invite to your 0:17:34.720 --> 0:17:37.760 wedding are high profile celebrities? 0:17:38.320 --> 0:17:39.119 Like, where's your mates? 0:17:40.080 --> 0:17:41.439 Well? They are mates? 0:17:42.119 --> 0:17:42.399 Are they? 0:17:42.520 --> 0:17:45.679