Speaker 1: We got get you the morning every day, Adelaides, I
Speaker 1: want to bring it in.
Speaker 2: Let me give you half because you are now part
Speaker 2: of the dance fraternity.
Speaker 3: Water group.
Speaker 2: Goodness gracious, so Midia concerts, a lot of dance schools
Speaker 2: had them. Yesterday I knew were part of one for
Speaker 2: the first time.
Speaker 3: I was. I was, and it was at Woodville Hall yesterday.
Speaker 4: It was quite the collaboration of all these little dance athletes,
Speaker 4: including my four year old daughter Lottie, and she was
Speaker 4: lot number fourteen in amongst twenty acts, which was a
Speaker 4: bit of a surprise too. By the way, they say,
Speaker 4: here's when it starts, but they don't tell you exactly
Speaker 4: when your child is going to perform.
Speaker 5: That's the way the cult works. Stuff. That is the
Speaker 5: way the cult works.
Speaker 2: Can I tell you last year the end of season
Speaker 2: dance concert, guess how many there were for my daughters
Speaker 2: down sixty two.
Speaker 4: Sixty two sixty two acts, my very goodness, So Lottie
Speaker 4: was act number fourteen, and I would say it averages
Speaker 4: maybe five to seven minutes per act, depending on the age.
Speaker 4: But yeah, and I thought we got chipped just a
Speaker 4: little bit.
Speaker 3: Don't get me wrong.
Speaker 4: Joe's I really enjoyed watching the other little dance athletes,
Speaker 4: but it took a while before we got to our
Speaker 4: daughter's a little spectacular.
Speaker 2: Don't do that, don't do that, don't line. So you
Speaker 2: liked watching other people's kids dance?
Speaker 5: You did not?
Speaker 4: No, I did not. But then finally it was Lotty's
Speaker 4: turn and she got down to this. It's called certified, Bob.
Speaker 4: I heard about senerate others. Ye did a little peace
Speaker 4: to this four year olds, and I've got to say
Speaker 4: that it just for me, they just weren't in time enough,
Speaker 4: and I just was left a little bit disappointed.
Speaker 3: It was actually really beautiful.
Speaker 2: It was so nice, was super sweet watching your kid dance.
Speaker 2: This is an absolute I mean, we joke, but it's
Speaker 2: an absolute privilege to watch them uff on stage and
Speaker 2: it builds confidence for them and all those sorts of things.
Speaker 5: It's beautiful. I did ask you this off here though.
Speaker 2: How did your wife Kara feel about putting red lipstick
Speaker 2: on a four year old? Well?
Speaker 3: Do you know? That was very very funny?
Speaker 4: Not very good at that too, by the way, And
Speaker 4: I think we've put some makeup on it before, maybe
Speaker 4: once or twice, maybe just just sort of stuff around.
Speaker 4: I reckon, Grandma did it, and Grandma very good at
Speaker 4: putting on a lipstick, Mum not so much. And then
Speaker 4: straight away and I'm not kidding, got a bunch of
Speaker 4: lipstick all over the teeth and my wife old bring
Speaker 4: here said, oh look you've.
Speaker 2: Got your teeth like, so there you go.
Speaker 5: Thank you?
Speaker 3: Nice, isn't it?
Speaker 2: So stand by and stay tuned because next up will
Speaker 2: be spray t hands and falsey lash.
Speaker 3: That's not a thing, is it?
Speaker 6: Ye?
Speaker 3: What's of age groups we're talking about? Is that sort
Speaker 3: of ten onwards?
Speaker 5: Ten eleven twelve? It's a whole new world?
Speaker 3: How do I push her out of it? Can you
Speaker 3: give you some tips on that?
Speaker 5: You can't?
Speaker 3: Well? You can, can't you? No, she's in.
Speaker 5: She's locked in forever and so are you.
Speaker 4: Australia one zip. In terms of the cricket pack, Cumms
Speaker 4: has done something outrageous though Pat.
Speaker 2: Cummins baggy green went missing in the West Indies. That's
Speaker 2: not something that you want to lose. Oh, in terms
Speaker 2: of I guess in terms of sporting memorabilia, the baggy
Speaker 2: green is up there, isn't it?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 5: In terms of how special they are because they're so unique.
Speaker 4: That's one of the most prized pieces that are professional
Speaker 4: sportsman could own. I would have thought, yeah, I'm trying
Speaker 4: to think something that's more sort of iconic, iconic than that,
Speaker 4: and it's probably there's not much.
Speaker 5: I tried to get one in a divorce and failed.
Speaker 2: Green.
Speaker 5: I wouldn't even do.
Speaker 4: It one thing from this. That little cat there, that's green,
Speaker 4: that's mine.
Speaker 5: No, definitely not so.
Speaker 2: On the eve of the first Test between the West
Speaker 2: Indies and Australia in Barbados, Ozsie captain Pat Cummins rocked
Speaker 2: up to a pre series photo shoot with the Frank
Speaker 2: Wall Trophy sporting a new baggy green. So he had
Speaker 2: to wear a temporary one.
Speaker 4: Well I think he had to wear he's old one,
Speaker 4: like his traditional one, which is absolutely beaten up. You
Speaker 4: could see the front of the cat was so beaten
Speaker 4: up that the white sort of bits in sidewalk coming out. Yeah. Right,
Speaker 4: So he had his most recent one, which is in
Speaker 4: twenty sixteen, and that's one that he wears at the
Speaker 4: moment because sometimes for the veterans they've got to redo
Speaker 4: them because they get so old.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and they get really quite Can you remember Steve
Speaker 2: war he was so worn down.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's very proud of it, clearly.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but also it just looked a bit like, come on, Steve,
Speaker 2: yeah that's not wearable anymore.
Speaker 4: No, that's not we get it, Like, oh, we get it, mate,
Speaker 4: You've played like a thousand tests, Like, for goodness sake,
Speaker 4: let them redo your baggy green, No, don't touch it.
Speaker 2: And then can you remember Davey Warner also lost his
Speaker 2: and then put out a public plea. It was like
Speaker 2: someone's taken a baggy grain and then one of the
Speaker 2: team managers just found it packed away in some bag
Speaker 2: in the hotel.
Speaker 5: So that wasn't a big thing.
Speaker 4: A few question marks as to whether that David did
Speaker 4: that on purpose, just for a little bit of a
Speaker 4: publicity stunt. That was the conspiracy theory, not saying it's true,
Speaker 4: not saying I started it, but I certainly heard it.
Speaker 5: I can't believe he would want all that retention.
Speaker 3: What about as well, Jones? Can you picture as well?
Speaker 4: There's going to be some cool little western Jamaican cruising down.
Speaker 3: The beach, barb.
Speaker 5: Just give it this one hem on.
Speaker 3: Check out my hat, Joes. Can we go to Scotland place?
Speaker 3: How about this? I love stories like this. I feel
Speaker 3: like stories like this unite us all.
Speaker 4: A woman on a night out in Scotland, Edinburgh swallowed
Speaker 4: her friend's house key in a cheek you paying to
Speaker 4: stop her from going home. I find herself in accident
Speaker 4: and emergency the next day and X ray later confirmed
Speaker 4: the bizarre stunt.
Speaker 3: See we're all the same, We're all the same, We're
Speaker 3: all children.
Speaker 4: Sometimes we got a great measure to stop our friends
Speaker 4: from piking it and heading home to early Shivoron Stanton
Speaker 4: thirty five gobble down here friend Adele Donkan's medal door
Speaker 4: during a night out.
Speaker 3: At a local bat A bit of go back.
Speaker 5: What was her name?
Speaker 3: Chavorn Shavorn Stanton and Adele Doncan. How good is that?
Speaker 3: That's a beautiful Scottish name, isn't it so?
Speaker 4: Adele was also thirty five, recalled telling Chevron she was
Speaker 4: heading home near the end of the night, after Adele
Speaker 4: refused requests to stay out longer. Chavonne just grabbed my
Speaker 4: cane swallowed it. Adele initially thought her best power was
Speaker 4: only chaking at it hid in the key. Adele was
Speaker 4: left unable to go home as her mother was on
Speaker 4: night shift, forcing her to stay at another friend's house. Meanwhile,
Speaker 4: Chavaughne found herself at the hospital the following day. Medis
Speaker 4: conducted an X ray which clearly revealed the distinctive metal
Speaker 4: key lodged in her large intestine.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four ten. What did you swallow? Accidentally and
Speaker 2: or on purpose? We'd love to hear from.
Speaker 4: Your sporting Are we saying before or after a night out?
Speaker 4: Careful there, joke careful there? Imagine as well, and imagine
Speaker 4: after a big night as well. Let's say you get
Speaker 4: a kebab yep, and the metal he just swimming around there?
Speaker 3: Oh my god?
Speaker 2: Really sort of you know, digesting beautifulee together.
Speaker 4: It's sometimes it's tough after a night out in terms
Speaker 4: of what happens in the toilet. Yes, chuck a metal
Speaker 4: key in there as well well. Good for roughage job.
Speaker 2: Job.
Speaker 3: That is a good joke.
Speaker 7: Monday morning joke off.
Speaker 4: Yes, let's start the working week with a bit of humor.
Speaker 4: Can I go first, ladies? Yes, Short and sharp is
Speaker 4: my theme. Also, I've got a joke that doesn't go
Speaker 4: for very like a joke.
Speaker 2: If you go first, we run the risk of Molly
Speaker 2: going last, and we don't want to end on it.
Speaker 4: I'll go first, Molly, you go second, Joe, do you
Speaker 4: bring us home? I heard your joke's a little bit blue?
Speaker 4: What about this? Can't believe it? A woman actually fainted
Speaker 4: the airport recently. She fell into the baggage carousel.
Speaker 3: Can you believe it? All good?
Speaker 4: Though she's slowly coming around. That's she's just emerge from
Speaker 4: those flappy things, all.
Speaker 8: Right, producer, Molly, let's go so over the weekend, I
Speaker 8: got some sad news.
Speaker 5: Oh no, my grief counselor he died.
Speaker 7: Oh it's okay, though he was really good at his job.
Speaker 7: I don't actually care.
Speaker 5: I get it from you.
Speaker 3: That's actually surprised it all out, your dirty bird? What
Speaker 3: do you got?
Speaker 5: Okay?
Speaker 2: So the chicken and the egg are in bed together.
Speaker 2: The chicken rolls over and lights a cigarette, and the
Speaker 2: egg says, well.
Speaker 5: I guess that answers that question.
Speaker 3: Some things will never change.
Speaker 5: Explain that to the kids.
Speaker 3: Good luck with that one forty life lesson. I can't
Speaker 3: believe we're in a space where I'm giving lafe advice.
Speaker 5: I know. Do you think you can't believe it? Look
Speaker 5: at this fast?
Speaker 4: I've got one for you. Jackson never take on Center Link. Okay,
Speaker 4: never take on Center Link because you will lose each
Speaker 4: and every time.
Speaker 2: I think we've all been smashed by Central Link at
Speaker 2: some points our lives.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh. So what was happening?
Speaker 4: And I still maintain my innocence although I was blissfully
Speaker 4: unaware of what was happening behind the scenes. I was
Speaker 4: on youth allounce whilst I was going through university. But
Speaker 4: also I was getting football payments from a football club.
Speaker 4: But the football payments weren't weekly. They were six monthly. Right, chance,
Speaker 4: we've got blocks in six months.
Speaker 3: Yeah? Nice?
Speaker 4: When they came through too, By the way, I bet
Speaker 4: so a couple of times.
Speaker 3: I said hello.
Speaker 4: Marvel bade shout. I said, hey, I can't declare it
Speaker 4: each week because there's two block payments. Yep. They said
Speaker 4: to me, Okay, someone will get back to you. No,
Speaker 4: I'm got back to me anyway. So I just sort
Speaker 4: of played on as usual and I ended up getting
Speaker 4: And I remember the day too.
Speaker 3: It was quite traumatic.
Speaker 4: I got a letter in the mail that said, you
Speaker 4: O sent a link fourteen thousand dollars.
Speaker 5: I feel sick for you.
Speaker 3: Yes, I felt sick of the time as well.
Speaker 2: Wow, because I can't imagine that the doggies would have
Speaker 2: paid you fourteen thousand dollars for your efforts in an
Speaker 2: entire Yeah no.
Speaker 3: No, no, no.
Speaker 4: Match payments weren't quite up the scratch that sort of standard.
Speaker 4: That was ian callen of money anyway, dog supports you
Speaker 4: know what I meant it. So I had to. I
Speaker 4: negotiated my way down. There's someone who called me and said, look,
Speaker 4: what's the reasons? Do you have a legitimate reason that
Speaker 4: see what we can do? So I negotiated it down
Speaker 4: to eleven thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, and you had to hand over that hard
Speaker 2: earned yep.
Speaker 5: Wow, goodness me tough. I know financially in terms of
Speaker 5: your life.
Speaker 2: Now you paying nover to come and work here, so like,
Speaker 2: how are you getting ahead?
Speaker 3: I'm still paying it off?
Speaker 5: You go.
Speaker 3: Jade's a life lesson for you. Do not take set
Speaker 3: the link because you will lose.
Speaker 5: You'll lose every single time.
Speaker 4: They know everything. Jode's not going to believe it. But
Speaker 4: the humble shout they reckon is one hundred percent dying
Speaker 4: in this country.
Speaker 3: And for good reason.
Speaker 5: Well, it was never a lie for you, Let's be honest.
Speaker 3: It was never a lot alive?
Speaker 4: How very dare I'm just saying, I hate I hate
Speaker 4: how you're creating this perception that I'm.
Speaker 3: A that is, I'm not shouting, not fair.
Speaker 5: I'm not creating it. You created it yourself.
Speaker 2: Every Tuesday when your card declines, when it's your shout,
Speaker 2: it doesn't.
Speaker 3: Mean I'm a tight ass.
Speaker 4: I'm willing, I'm very up for paying for the coffees,
Speaker 4: but my card doesn't want to cooperate.
Speaker 5: Listen, you are willing, but you are not able.
Speaker 3: Thanksesous speaker. It's okay, okay.
Speaker 2: So apparently the traditional Aussie pub shout is in decline,
Speaker 2: with rising living costs making rounds increasingly unaffordable, often exceeding
Speaker 2: one hundred dollars per table who Apparently forty nine percent
Speaker 2: of as are modifying their alcohol consumption and one intent
Speaker 2: quitting alcohol all together.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I think I've told you the story about how and
Speaker 4: I just do not ever go out for a drink anymore.
Speaker 4: I came when the last time we went to a
Speaker 4: place to have a bit of a drink. I mean,
Speaker 4: we'll responsibly do it on Thursday night at the district
Speaker 4: prince of a place, but there was what it was
Speaker 4: maybe a year and a half ago when we went
Speaker 4: to a place in Nord which shall remain nameless. After
Speaker 4: a sample game and two beers and two sort of
Speaker 4: crafty beers on tap, thirty eight bucks, I'm like, oh
Speaker 4: my gosh, and I hated myself, but I went back
Speaker 4: to the bar lady and said, hang on, can I
Speaker 4: just confirm is this correct?
Speaker 3: Thirty eight dollars to play thirty eight bucks for two biers?
Speaker 5: So fifteen so nineteen dollars.
Speaker 3: A beer, nineteen dollars a beer.
Speaker 2: Okay, you, Molly, I need some backup here. I'm just
Speaker 2: going to say two things. He doesn't go out because
Speaker 2: a tight holes be no friends.
Speaker 4: Oh gosh, there's an extra dangerous elevent I don't have
Speaker 4: any beer that's good for a shout because I just
Speaker 4: have to shout myself. Millennials and jen Z I leave
Speaker 4: the tech driven shift with over forty percent using QR
Speaker 4: codes specifically to dodge buying round so people don't even
Speaker 4: want to have human interaction anymore.
Speaker 5: Yeah, right.
Speaker 4: But on top of that, it's that so if you
Speaker 4: if you, everyone's got a mate in a group. Everyone
Speaker 4: has a mate in a group who sort of waits
Speaker 4: till the end, and then they hope that they're by
Speaker 4: the time it gets there around it sort of disappears,
Speaker 4: or they prey on you being impatient, and so you
Speaker 4: jump in for the next round. If you go first
Speaker 4: and you slugged one hundred bucks, traditionally you'd sit there
Speaker 4: and be like, well, it's so good, I've got four
Speaker 4: or five drinks coming. Not anymore, because every single group
Speaker 4: has that one extreme tight us who will dodge it
Speaker 4: at all costs.
Speaker 5: Who'd be that person? I don't want to bring this up,
Speaker 5: but we went out for lunch the other day.
Speaker 3: This again, I'm saying.
Speaker 2: We took a mutual friend out for lunch to thank
Speaker 2: him so very much for all his help and kindness
Speaker 2: over our radio journey.
Speaker 5: And who paid.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well you did, because you put your card there first,
Speaker 4: and I insisted, I go right, I'll give you some money.
Speaker 4: And then you said no, no, no, you can't use that
Speaker 4: against me.
Speaker 5: Yeah I can.
Speaker 4: I just do hang on, I think I know what
Speaker 4: you're saying. Ah, the friend that we took out, Yeah,
Speaker 4: you're right, he should have chipped in. It's time now
Speaker 4: for one of the strongest Katie Perry reviews that you're
Speaker 4: going to hear because this is a lady who doesn't
Speaker 4: impress easily, and that is lcome welcome you please.
Speaker 3: No, I'm not.
Speaker 5: I'm actually not.
Speaker 4: Some would say a bully, Where did that come from?
Speaker 4: You're a Kati Cat, That's where you are.
Speaker 5: I'm a Katie Cat.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 5: Oh my very goodness.
Speaker 2: Katie Perry in Adelaide four shows absolutely smashing it at
Speaker 2: the Adelaide Entertainment Center. And this show had everything, and
Speaker 2: it was brilliant and all the fields Andrew Hayes and
Speaker 2: she seems like the kindest woman on the planet.
Speaker 4: Like it's the So why did you speaking about Katie
Speaker 4: off their It's like, hang on, I need to follow
Speaker 4: up with questions like, so, did you have her over
Speaker 4: dinner or something?
Speaker 2: No, I'm saying what is really nice? And you and
Speaker 2: I can pick celebrities pretty easily in terms of when
Speaker 2: they're being genuine and when they're not.
Speaker 4: Well, we had Keith Urban the other day, I mean
Speaker 4: both being like that guy's an absolute the light.
Speaker 3: Same with the kid LAROI.
Speaker 2: Well, she seems exactly the same. She pulled some people
Speaker 2: out of the audience, a couple of young kids, and
Speaker 2: just spent all the time. She grabbed someone's phone out
Speaker 2: of the audience and took some selfies and just handed
Speaker 2: it back to her.
Speaker 3: That's nice.
Speaker 2: Like she was genuinely all about her fans, which I loved.
Speaker 2: But I did find myself the whole time just fixated
Speaker 2: a little bit too much on her personal life.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you and the Daily Mail, I know, my very goodness,
Speaker 4: one day alert, new article every four to six seconds.
Speaker 5: I know. But I just.
Speaker 2: Apparently allegedly she split from her husband of ten years,
Speaker 2: Orlando Bloom, on Kangaroo Island less than four or five
Speaker 2: days ago.
Speaker 4: See that's where I was getting confused, because all these
Speaker 4: Daily Male articles are coming through like, oh, they're done,
Speaker 4: They're done. I was like, hang on, they were literally
Speaker 4: together in South Australia a few days ago.
Speaker 5: They just got together to call it quits.
Speaker 3: That was the scene of the departure.
Speaker 2: And then as an extension of that, because I'm sitting
Speaker 2: there watching this woman who is incredible do her thing going,
Speaker 2: How could anyone split up with her?
Speaker 3: Ever?
Speaker 2: But Russell Brand did in the day. Can you remember
Speaker 2: this in her documentary.
Speaker 4: Right before she was about to walk out on stage,
Speaker 4: it was Sydney too, was it Sydney or Melbourne was
Speaker 4: like a big gig here too.
Speaker 3: You can cancel the show, or you can do your best.
Speaker 2: Start tight, start, start, start, told start talking my makeup
Speaker 2: so I can get on stage. It took an enormous
Speaker 2: amount of courage for her to get a text message
Speaker 2: from her then husband to say we're done, then to
Speaker 2: jump on stage.
Speaker 5: That's incredible.
Speaker 2: And so as an extension of that, Orlando Bloom, her
Speaker 2: husband and father of her, has been seen at Jeff
Speaker 2: Bezos's wedding in Venice, And can I just run you
Speaker 2: through the guest list of that wedding and the wealth?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 2: So Kylie Jenner was there, She's worth seven hundred and
Speaker 2: ten million dollars, but what Leonardo DiCaprio was there for
Speaker 2: three hundred million dollars, Tom Brady's worth three hundred mil usher,
Speaker 2: Sydney Sweeney, Oprah Winfrey who's worth four billion, and of
Speaker 2: course Orlando who's worth fifty million dollars.
Speaker 5: I just can you imagine.
Speaker 2: A world where the only people you invite to your
Speaker 2: wedding are high profile celebrities?
Speaker 5: Like, where's your mates?
Speaker 3: Well? They are mates?
Speaker 2: Are they?
Speaker 4: I think he's worth what tomorndre billion or something Jeff Bezos. Yeah,
Speaker 4: stupid money.
Speaker 5: But are they his mates? I don't know.
Speaker 2: It was very lavish. People of Venice didn't like it.
Speaker 2: There were protests, there were all sorts of carry on.
Speaker 2: But Sidney Sweeney was seen walking down the street with
Speaker 2: the Orlando Bloom and also Tom Brady the next morning
Speaker 2: after the week.
Speaker 3: Can I ask you guys a question with that notice
Speaker 3: Orlando Bloom? Howld is he?
Speaker 5: I reckon he'd be? Is he nearly fifty?
Speaker 3: Is he fifty?
Speaker 2: Is he?
Speaker 3: All right? Can I just say something? All right?
Speaker 4: So, firstly he's been he's been linked to Kim Kardashian. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and now the latest article is having him linked with
Speaker 4: Sydney Sweeney.
Speaker 3: Yes, well, I don't know.
Speaker 5: Boy, well done, don't do that look like that. I
Speaker 5: just nah, he's twenty seven.
Speaker 3: Oh gosh, I thought she was in a thirty eight. Ok?
Speaker 5: Yeah, right, just off. I just think you don't cash
Speaker 5: in Katie Perry for anyone.
Speaker 4: No, not Sidney Swaeney, No, no, no, not Sidney Sweeney. Okay, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: we all agree, ladies, we all agree.
Speaker 3: Let's wrap it up. Let's wrap it up.
Speaker 4: Joe's when meeting people for the first time can be very,
Speaker 4: very tricky.
Speaker 3: Yep, what do you do?
Speaker 4: Where do you kiss them? For example, do you kiss
Speaker 4: them on the forehead? Do you kiss them straight on
Speaker 4: the lips? He kiss him on the end of the notes?
Speaker 4: All that sort of things. Do you even kiss at all?
Speaker 7: Do you?
Speaker 3: Curtsey? We all always ask.
Speaker 5: These questions so confusing, isn't it?
Speaker 4: There is one thing that you should never do because
Speaker 4: it's sure to put people off onto the wrong foot.
Speaker 4: Tell me it's a common question that is an instant
Speaker 4: connection killer.
Speaker 5: Okay, are you ready? How's the body?
Speaker 3: We've wrote that across the journey too, by the way
Speaker 3: you do.
Speaker 5: It, Andrew has every single a footballer ever how's the body?
Speaker 2: And then we learned in no uncertain terms that they
Speaker 2: hate that question.
Speaker 4: Dan Houston i Reckon said what's the worse most annoying question?
Speaker 4: As I said, Oh, everyone says how's your body? And
Speaker 4: I was like, Oh, I say that a lot. I
Speaker 4: could start and wrap up a conversation with the same question.
Speaker 3: When meeting someone.
Speaker 4: New, it's not unusual to inquire about what the person
Speaker 4: does for work. Oh, but a body language expert says
Speaker 4: it's a sure, far way to get off on the
Speaker 4: wrong foot. Asking someone that question is really asking what
Speaker 4: are you worth?
Speaker 3: Okay, and I have felt this for the longest time.
Speaker 4: Really, I've always felt very awkward to ask someone what
Speaker 4: they do for work, because because on top of that,
Speaker 4: what if they say, well, I'm unemployed.
Speaker 3: At the moment.
Speaker 2: Well also, but to be fair and to play devil's
Speaker 2: advocate here, it's like this making conversation, trying to find
Speaker 2: some common ground.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but there's a different way to make up conversations
Speaker 4: weather weather chat.
Speaker 3: We're in the gusts of winter. It's been cold lately,
Speaker 3: hasn't it.
Speaker 2: What's more boring asking someone what they do for work?
Speaker 2: Or how's the weather?
Speaker 3: You know what to say this? And I'm going to
Speaker 3: be plat as possible.
Speaker 4: If a bloke meets another bloke and the first question
Speaker 4: is hey, what do you do for a living, it's
Speaker 4: the exact same as me saying, hey, it beats you, willie,
Speaker 4: what do we got there? Go on, let's measure up.
Speaker 4: That's what it feels like. Really, that's exactly what it
Speaker 4: feels like.
Speaker 2: Okay, So all right, we're meeting for the first time,
Speaker 2: you and I never meet you before. Yeah, okay, hello Andrew,
Speaker 2: nice to meet you.
Speaker 3: I'm Jody, nice to meet you.
Speaker 5: Hih.
Speaker 3: That's nice.
Speaker 4: Weak shake, that's all good. Okay, let's not charge on
Speaker 4: that front.
Speaker 5: What do you do for a living?
Speaker 3: Oh well, I think it's a happy medium to be honest.
Speaker 5: Get your hand off.
Speaker 3: Your that's small.
Speaker 5: Sealed section with Tiff worn from gen Yu's first question.
Speaker 2: There she is.
Speaker 3: Came in here like a beautiful little tornado, and I.
Speaker 2: Had absolute misfortune of saying, what did you do on
Speaker 2: the weekend?
Speaker 8: And don't roast me?
Speaker 4: Please?
Speaker 2: Started saying something about gaming, and I went, are you
Speaker 2: a thirteen year old girl?
Speaker 3: The heck?
Speaker 7: I am?
Speaker 5: What game are you playing?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 8: I'm so glad you asked Jodie. I downloaded a game
Speaker 8: called Supermarket Simulator. Yes, so I'm running a supermarket. It's
Speaker 8: very busy, it's very stressful. One customer kept buying me
Speaker 8: out of pasta and I couldn't load the shelves quick enough.
Speaker 3: All right, that was painful. All right?
Speaker 4: Section this morning with Tiff one from ten years First,
Speaker 4: what have we got there?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: Here's the envelope?
Speaker 7: Thank you so much, a big one.
Speaker 3: Ye Oh, there you go.
Speaker 8: Today we're talking pickup lines, we want to know when
Speaker 8: did the pickup line actually work, because more often than not,
Speaker 8: it does not.
Speaker 5: Thirteen twenty four thirteen.
Speaker 7: Twenty four ten.
Speaker 8: From personal experience, I've got some memorable ones in my time.
Speaker 8: I don't really hit the clubs anymore, but there was
Speaker 8: a time in my life when I was a regular
Speaker 8: at the club.
Speaker 2: And which the club were you.
Speaker 7: You wouldn't know them.
Speaker 8: This was back in per There was one called Air
Speaker 8: and it was not a breath of fresh air, but
Speaker 8: that's where I would frequent And once I was there
Speaker 8: with my girlfriends and a fella came up and he
Speaker 8: started with you are the most gobsmackingly beautiful woman have
Speaker 8: they ever seen?
Speaker 7: And I was like, oh, thank you so much.
Speaker 8: But then he followed it up with but you've got
Speaker 8: the ugliest elbows I've ever seen. Was well, well, well,
Speaker 8: you could have just stopped at the gobsmackingly beautiful.
Speaker 7: I think he wanted shock factor.
Speaker 3: I'm not sure that feels like a pickup line, feels
Speaker 3: like genuine.
Speaker 6: Harassment with him, I'm joking, not that kind of woman.
Speaker 8: But I've had another fella come up to me in
Speaker 8: the club in more recent times and he said, Oh,
Speaker 8: you look really fertile.
Speaker 7: You see my egg count?
Speaker 8: And if so, can you tell me I'd love to know?
Speaker 8: Or do I have a large uterus for housing many children?
Speaker 7: What do you mean?
Speaker 3: Hell, I've got a large uterus?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Who told you the story?
Speaker 5: That is such a random thing to say.
Speaker 8: Yeah again, what's wrong with just? Can I buy you
Speaker 8: a drink? And I would have had the drink and
Speaker 8: not gone home with them anyway?
Speaker 3: But and did you go every time showed these bokes?
Speaker 2: I can only imagine back in your day, Andrew Hayes,
Speaker 2: you would have been disgustingly sleazy.
Speaker 4: Excuse me, very how very dare you? Can I just
Speaker 4: say I wasn't really one. I don't think I've had
Speaker 4: the confidence to genuinely go after pick up line?
Speaker 7: Really?
Speaker 5: All right, let's be do you know.
Speaker 4: Because I'm going to test a couple of pickup lines,
Speaker 4: and you, ladies, he comes the first one, I would say,
Speaker 4: God bless you, but obviously he already did. Okay, what
Speaker 4: about this one? Are you extra terrestrial because you're out
Speaker 4: of this world.
Speaker 3: Working?
Speaker 5: Oh my god, she's gonna go home with you? Now?
Speaker 3: Oh, here's another one. He's nine for you. Ladies.
Speaker 4: Excuse me, excuse me? Are you accepting applications for your
Speaker 4: fan club?
Speaker 7: I don't know one man? You lost me?
Speaker 3: So yeah, okay, can bring you home? I got one more.
Speaker 3: Do you like bagels? Because your bay goals?
Speaker 4: Even I don't think this has ever happened for I'm
Speaker 4: turned off by myself.
Speaker 3: So there we go.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four to ten. Oh my goodness, pick up lines?
Speaker 2: Have they worked?
Speaker 5: Have they not worked?
Speaker 8: We'll take calls to go to to go to what's
Speaker 8: your never fail line?
Speaker 4: Yes, if you've had one this work back in the day,
Speaker 4: maybe it's still working. Please get in touch. Thirteen twenty
Speaker 4: four to ten.
Speaker 5: Can you just not ever do that again?
Speaker 3: Sure?
Speaker 5: Thank you?
Speaker 3: Absolutely no pushback from me.
Speaker 4: Sealed section with tiff One from jen U's first Ah. Yes,
Speaker 4: So going to your sweet spot tip and that his
Speaker 4: pick up lines. The princess of pickup lines. They're calling her?
Speaker 5: Are they firmly entrenched into a relationship?
Speaker 2: It has to be said, Andrew, don't make her out
Speaker 2: to be a dirty birch.
Speaker 5: She's not not.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 5: All right, let's go to Xavier from Hilton. Good morning, Xavier, Hi, I'm.
Speaker 1: Actually really excited to be talking.
Speaker 3: I made it on the line for my pickup line,
Speaker 3: and I've actually said this before. Are you a time traveler?
Speaker 3: Because I see you on my futurets and it actually works. Well.
Speaker 3: I just got a call from Dad's saying, are you
Speaker 3: calling a way to your station again?
Speaker 5: Bring home some goodies.
Speaker 4: I'll tell you what, Xavier, after that pick up line,
Speaker 4: you might be able to bring home Joey already.
Speaker 3: So how's that?
Speaker 4: Does that work?
Speaker 3: It's beautiful. Sometimes sometimes loves timing is awful.
Speaker 7: But he I mean, and I'm very inappropriate.
Speaker 5: Here we are. I'm a married mother of four.
Speaker 8: But anyway, I think it's more how old anger is?
Speaker 5: Ash bought logo? Good morning Ash?
Speaker 3: Good morning?
Speaker 4: How are you good?
Speaker 5: Good? Did this work? This pickup line?
Speaker 6: No, I've got a smile.
Speaker 3: When she walked off, Let's go for where we got Ash.
Speaker 1: Well, I'll say it to you.
Speaker 3: What's that chicken coming from you? Chicken coming from you?
Speaker 5: What is that ticking?
Speaker 3: It's a sax bomb waiting to go off. That was
Speaker 3: for you, Joe.
Speaker 7: I think she just went off.
Speaker 2: I'm just going to say this, clearly, you've never had
Speaker 2: a conversation with my husband because he would say that
Speaker 2: time by mate, going off anything.
Speaker 1: Very good?
Speaker 4: Can you finish off with Caleb? Eleven year old Gleb
Speaker 4: is probably a bit of a future. No, it's good
Speaker 4: morning to you Caleb from gla Hi.
Speaker 5: Hello Caleb. Has this worked for you before? Yes, all right,
Speaker 5: what is it?
Speaker 2: Are you a banana?
Speaker 5: Because I find you appealing.
Speaker 7: And that got you a little girlfriend? Did at Caleb?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Are you still together?
Speaker 8: Caleb?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Oh that's perfect. Do you want to give her a
Speaker 5: shout out? What's her name?
Speaker 1: Alice?
Speaker 7: Yeah, Caleb appealing Alice like Coler.
Speaker 3: It's awesome. I go right that day active by the way.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's a very good one for the next time
Speaker 5: you want to pick.
Speaker 4: Up ah geez, I'm not sure. No, maybe I can
Speaker 4: pass them on to my son who's seven. He's got
Speaker 4: a while before he gets into this little day. But
Speaker 4: obviously Caleb's got some tricks under his sleeve and he's
Speaker 4: put him too good.
Speaker 5: Use absolutely if we got a little price for Caleb.
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Speaker 3: Yeah you can.
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Speaker 5: Oh you're welcome.
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Speaker 7: Have I ever?
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