Speaker 1: Good morning, Melbourne.
Speaker 2: Jason Lauren, start your morning the right away to be great.
Speaker 3: This is Jason Lauren men Noel one hundred.
Speaker 4: Shut the door. You're letting the air connor out.
Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, good morning Melbourne.
Speaker 4: Shut. That were you born in a tent.
Speaker 5: Don't there would be many people, many tired people today,
Speaker 5: lots of lots of people who would have had a
Speaker 5: sleepless night.
Speaker 2: It was hot last night.
Speaker 4: That was me yesterday, just all day.
Speaker 3: Shut.
Speaker 2: We have a generator phone, Miss masks good Mississippi.
Speaker 3: Hang on your because that's where it was coolest, not
Speaker 3: inside the house. In the backyards is concrete. No, it
Speaker 3: wasn't doing much watching maps on my phone.
Speaker 4: That's sad, isn't it. Why didn't you go to the
Speaker 4: pubby get up down the road?
Speaker 2: When do you come to my house?
Speaker 3: I should have done reflection.
Speaker 5: I mean, I'm starting to think you're sitting in your
Speaker 5: backyard in the heat wave watching maps on your phone
Speaker 5: is a better offer than coming to my house?
Speaker 2: Am I serving up?
Speaker 4: You need at least one of those little projectors you
Speaker 4: can get on Instagram.
Speaker 3: Doesn't that go plug into the wall battery power?
Speaker 5: You need some battery packs anyway, then there was that
Speaker 5: enormous storm. That is the loudest storm I ever heard
Speaker 5: in our suburb anyway, And we've got sky a lot
Speaker 5: of skylights in the house.
Speaker 2: I had the bedroom door.
Speaker 3: You described them as before.
Speaker 2: What did I call I tried to say skylights? What
Speaker 2: did I call them?
Speaker 3: You call them lighthouses. Well, it was like because ship's
Speaker 3: coming in.
Speaker 4: Comes to the spotlight.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was like being in a disco deck with
Speaker 2: all the lightning and.
Speaker 5: The thunder is so loud, and Clint slept through the
Speaker 5: whole thing.
Speaker 4: My kids, So what does that tell you?
Speaker 2: You know, same level of eye que as the kids.
Speaker 3: Lucky Lucky.
Speaker 4: It went in the backyard still watching masks. You got
Speaker 4: hit by light now exactly.
Speaker 5: Anyway, It's going to continue for a few days weln.
Speaker 5: So we've got that to look forward to. But I
Speaker 5: quite like the heat, so I'm not complaining.
Speaker 4: Look, I don't I don't mind the sun out, little
Speaker 4: bit of heat. But yesterday was I'll tell you what
Speaker 4: was heaving.
Speaker 5: You know, it's going to be really hot by like
Speaker 5: hot today and hot tomorrow. But you know when it's
Speaker 5: the third day of no when the temperature drops, what
Speaker 5: do you call it lighthouse temperature.
Speaker 2: Dropping a name.
Speaker 4: Cool change, cool change.
Speaker 2: A cool change with three days with no cool.
Speaker 3: Change, you did the weather. I can't believe you, Chase Great.
Speaker 2: I didn't get axed by the way I resigned.
Speaker 3: You look fantastic.
Speaker 4: Is it because we're wearing the exact same thing, the
Speaker 4: exact same thing.
Speaker 5: Well, then you have to check our socials because they
Speaker 5: have rolled in in the same shorts and same top
Speaker 5: except Chase has got a silly little hat on.
Speaker 4: But I've got to spitt in the car if you
Speaker 4: want to know, I've.
Speaker 2: Got the same top on as you too. I mean,
Speaker 2: nothing screams Melbourne heat wave like the three of us
Speaker 2: wearing black.
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Speaker 5: There's also over the weekend been several announcements about big
Speaker 5: things to come in Melbourne.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, big big there's one I'm actually very excited
Speaker 4: about this.
Speaker 2: Week too that I'm potentially very excited about it.
Speaker 4: All right, we're going to dive into that in the
Speaker 4: next twenty minutes. But coming up next.
Speaker 5: I did something two years ago. You two absolutely ribbed
Speaker 5: me about it for a whole month, and I'm doing
Speaker 5: it again.
Speaker 4: Tell you what it is next, I'll tell you what
Speaker 4: it's working. It's put you in the best mood.
Speaker 2: I could hardly walk into the studio this morning.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, we'll go there next. Stunn over.
Speaker 5: Okay, if I say it out loud, it means it's happening.
Speaker 5: In January, I turned into a walking pinnocolata, And so
Speaker 5: I am doing feb Fast. How boring Clint is going
Speaker 5: down with me in solidarity?
Speaker 4: Well he eats air anyway.
Speaker 5: No, no, no, Well, the drinking is one thing, but
Speaker 5: we're also doing a metabolic reset.
Speaker 2: Anyway.
Speaker 5: I've taken it very seriously. I've survived the first forty
Speaker 5: eight hours. Yesterday I had the worst headaches because I'd
Speaker 5: had no.
Speaker 4: Okay, break it down for me.
Speaker 5: Okay, no alcohol, no alcohol, no carbs, no sugar, nothing processed,
Speaker 5: no fun, no fun, no like not even fruit.
Speaker 2: Too much sugar and fruit.
Speaker 5: So it's basically a lot of meat and veggies, protein
Speaker 5: and veg No, because it's got fruit in it.
Speaker 4: I mean, really does it?
Speaker 3: Question from me? Question do you have any big events
Speaker 3: or any something?
Speaker 2: I'm really trying to get my head down.
Speaker 3: So there's no birthdays, anniversaries, weddings.
Speaker 2: No weddings.
Speaker 5: There's a couple of birthdays that I'm like, do I
Speaker 5: go or do I just avoid?
Speaker 4: Don't go?
Speaker 2: Follow up questions, So I said, does anyone want me there?
Speaker 5: It's not working, it be fun and not drinking, not
Speaker 5: eat very well?
Speaker 3: Can you? Is there an allowance for a free pass? No?
Speaker 2: Big no.
Speaker 4: Not on the time?
Speaker 2: So do I not on the reset?
Speaker 3: Not at all? No?
Speaker 2: And you have to eat at certain times, so you guys,
Speaker 2: get what do you mean?
Speaker 5: I've got eating windows so I can eat mine not.
Speaker 4: Quite big.
Speaker 2: Seven and seven forty five. I can eat between I
Speaker 2: think twelve thirty and one, and then I can eat
Speaker 2: again between six thirty.
Speaker 4: And it's at school.
Speaker 2: There's no snacking. How am I no snacking? You got
Speaker 2: to try and stop snap.
Speaker 3: So why are you doing this? Because you look like
Speaker 3: a picture of health and vitality right now?
Speaker 2: Lauren, get that stupid smur coffee on front? Because I
Speaker 2: was very indulging over summer and never Christmas. And I said,
Speaker 2: I did it once and I felt like I felt
Speaker 2: a million dollars.
Speaker 5: But the first week is a bit rough. You like coffee, okay, coffee.
Speaker 2: But no milk.
Speaker 5: So long blacks, so that's good. Clint's also having long blacks.
Speaker 5: And Jace walked in saying, Jase, just be careful. You No,
Speaker 5: you didn't. You said, I want to be on the
Speaker 5: long blacks too.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but the cold ones.
Speaker 2: Yeah, ice long black.
Speaker 5: But then I went to a gym class yesterday because
Speaker 5: I'm feeling amazing.
Speaker 2: And saying I'm feeling amazing. Absolutely, I feel terrible.
Speaker 3: What gym class did you go to? ELP?
Speaker 5: It was like it was like a strength class. It's
Speaker 5: sort of like a circuit, but you're in partners and
Speaker 5: you do or I don't know, but I was with
Speaker 5: a girl who's fifty times stronger than me, and I was.
Speaker 2: Like, I can keep up with her. I just the
Speaker 2: same age, maybe young.
Speaker 5: Anyway, I can't bend, I can't move, I can't I
Speaker 5: couldn't even sit on this chair this morning.
Speaker 4: To be fair, you struggle with that last week and
Speaker 4: that's why we're in this situation.
Speaker 2: I couldn't lift my body weight to.
Speaker 5: Get It was a bit of both, but we did deadlifts.
Speaker 5: Now I feel dead. I need one of those the
Speaker 5: mass messuses that come into the.
Speaker 4: Office, the three minute angels.
Speaker 2: But I need more than three minutes. Could I book
Speaker 2: one for an hour?
Speaker 4: You can add my three minutes.
Speaker 2: Book twenty back to back sessions.
Speaker 4: If you are in hospital and you ever wanted to
Speaker 4: send in some.
Speaker 2: Delicious No, don't tempt it's not there. I need you all.
Speaker 5: I need you all to go down with me in
Speaker 5: terms of what you eat around here.
Speaker 4: Come on, if anything, I should be eating for the
Speaker 4: three of.
Speaker 2: Us, like I'm going to st I have no self control.
Speaker 3: Well that's what we'll test this morning, that the free
Speaker 3: passing might be love.
Speaker 4: That's fun.
Speaker 3: Today's day one, it's actually d day three.
Speaker 2: Are you going to have a mimosa? What are you
Speaker 2: going to pop a little shandy for breakfast?
Speaker 4: He's lasted three days? Time to celebrate, incredible.
Speaker 2: How long have you gone?
Speaker 3: Well, I've been off the grog for a week and
Speaker 3: a bit.
Speaker 2: All right, you're ahead of me.
Speaker 5: I was going to start last week and I failed
Speaker 5: every day.
Speaker 2: It's too hot in January.
Speaker 4: It is just gone eleven past six.
Speaker 2: White Start is the heat way.
Speaker 4: We are living in the city, the right city where
Speaker 4: everything is about to happen.
Speaker 5: Well first of all, so there are a couple of
Speaker 5: announcements over the weekend which are very exciting to Melbourne,
Speaker 5: AND's one of them. Hasn't actually sort of been confirmed
Speaker 5: that it is in Melbourne yet. But did anyone see
Speaker 5: beyond say Queen She's hit.
Speaker 3: Her Instagram Instagram hit up.
Speaker 2: Her Instagram to announce the Cowboy Carter Tour is coming,
Speaker 2: but we don't know where, and we don't know where.
Speaker 3: Does she has she toured Australa before.
Speaker 5: I think she would have with child. I don't know
Speaker 5: if she's done a Queen Bee.
Speaker 4: She bringing Michelle and the.
Speaker 5: It is it's this year, it says count not just her.
Speaker 5: The Cowboy Carter Tour five. So it is this year,
Speaker 5: but we don't know where. We don't know it's coming
Speaker 5: to Australia. Obviously, surely if you're going to do it,
Speaker 5: you do a world tour, wouldn't he.
Speaker 4: I feel like since Ed did the g then Taylor's
Speaker 4: come out and done the G.
Speaker 5: Oh she won't sell as many tickets as Taylor.
Speaker 3: I don't think, geez, that's a challenge.
Speaker 2: I don't think Moments Gone Que.
Speaker 3: She's more Marvel guy.
Speaker 5: I didn't mind the Cowboy Carter album, but some people
Speaker 5: didn't like it. I reckon she'd do, don't you think,
Speaker 5: because it'll be.
Speaker 2: A real shot, like a stage.
Speaker 4: Although how was her performance on Christmas Day? I know,
Speaker 4: and that looked incredible?
Speaker 5: Will she perform at the super Bowl? Have they announced
Speaker 5: who's performing the super Bowl next week?
Speaker 3: Kendrick Lamar, I think, oh.
Speaker 2: Well then it won't be beyond so.
Speaker 3: That making that up. She's still immensely popular, right popular?
Speaker 5: No, No, yes, of course, especially if she plays all
Speaker 5: all their bangers, all the new ones, the original See,
Speaker 5: that's the issue.
Speaker 2: It's the Cowboy Carter tour.
Speaker 4: She'll have Jesus, that's when they go the new music.
Speaker 2: But speaking of the super Bowl, which is on in
Speaker 2: exactly one week's time in New Orleans, the NFL is
Speaker 2: apparently apparently to Melbourne.
Speaker 5: Now, this was everywhere over the weekend that the NFL
Speaker 5: will be playing at the MCG.
Speaker 2: They even said the teams it.
Speaker 5: Was the the Rams versus the Eagles.
Speaker 4: Right, the Rams, And I was going to say, remember
Speaker 4: last year on the show we do a segment called
Speaker 4: Melbourne Whispers where we say, hey, if you know a
Speaker 4: juicy room again around Melbourne, give us a ring. We
Speaker 4: got this till morning. We're good for us.
Speaker 6: I've had a little whisk of the NFL playing a
Speaker 6: proper game at the MCG.
Speaker 5: NFL, NFL H do we know what teams it has been?
Speaker 4: I haven't heard that, but.
Speaker 2: What's going through?
Speaker 7: Yeah, they come in to play with the mcaue.
Speaker 2: I would be fine.
Speaker 3: What you're telling me that was an over exclusive.
Speaker 2: Well apparently it was yet to be confirmed.
Speaker 3: The issue that we.
Speaker 5: Heard games over three years a being told. That's what
Speaker 5: I was told at a barbecue yesterday.
Speaker 3: That's what the Herald Sun tells you. But it hasn't
Speaker 3: mean official confirmation yet. Everyone's getting wildly excited. I reckon
Speaker 3: it will happen in some way shape or for what.
Speaker 5: Do you mean The NFL haven't said it's happening. If
Speaker 5: it's in the Herald Son, it must be.
Speaker 3: True size foam hand.
Speaker 2: By your gear.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: No, we were just sort of we as in Channel nine,
Speaker 3: chasing up confirmation yesterday from the MCG to see if
Speaker 3: there's a booking in place from the state government to
Speaker 3: confirm the contracts being signed and nothing.
Speaker 5: Nothing's actually we get just into Allen on the phone.
Speaker 5: Place the premiere of this state still the show.
Speaker 4: She will do some sort of announcement today.
Speaker 2: Someone call it.
Speaker 4: She'll be wearing the jumper, which will be you.
Speaker 2: Know, half hat, half embarrassing.
Speaker 3: They should be in full like the helmet.
Speaker 2: Yeah, come with someone, just see if we can get
Speaker 2: her on the phone.
Speaker 4: I reckon, I reckon. They'll sell out.
Speaker 3: Oh you reckon.
Speaker 2: Of course it will sell out.
Speaker 3: So the thing is they're playing it. I mean they're
Speaker 3: going to play.
Speaker 4: Five minutes ago you were Beyonce playing Festival Hall.
Speaker 2: No, it'll sell out.
Speaker 5: And you know what, if it's an actual in season game,
Speaker 5: people will come from like La. All the Americans or
Speaker 5: Americans will come.
Speaker 2: It's a great tourism.
Speaker 3: For They're going to play it during the day here,
Speaker 3: so it's beamed into America at night. Yeah, you want
Speaker 3: one time.
Speaker 2: The Billies will come over on their private jets from
Speaker 2: La to Melbourne.
Speaker 4: You need to airbnb your place out. It's near the stadium.
Speaker 3: Bloody good idea.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, friends of ours in Brisbane always offer up
Speaker 4: their driveways, parking spots near sun Cork Stadium.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that would be a good day to have
Speaker 2: a house in Richmond.
Speaker 4: They get out there with in there about four.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 2: I've been that person before at the footy when you're like,
Speaker 2: can I come on?
Speaker 5: How much to park in your drive I'd let people
Speaker 5: park in my driveway for the right price. For one
Speaker 5: hundred bucks.
Speaker 2: I think it would be awesome.
Speaker 5: So you don't you don't know if it's three games
Speaker 5: over three years, because that's what I was told yesterday
Speaker 5: by someone who has no idea.
Speaker 4: I'm actually getting into the NFL.
Speaker 5: Because of Taylor Switch. Travis Kelce has really put the NFL.
Speaker 5: J Switch really put the NFL on the map, hasn't.
Speaker 3: He Ja says he's getting into the NFL.
Speaker 4: So I've been listening to Travis Kelsey's podcast.
Speaker 2: It's also Super Bowl week, so good week.
Speaker 3: What teams are playing in the Super Bowl next Monday?
Speaker 4: It would be Kansas City and the other one Philadelphia.
Speaker 2: It is Philadelphia.
Speaker 8: I know.
Speaker 4: I know that because he's brother's on the podcast and he.
Speaker 5: Used to play for I thought you're going to say
Speaker 5: you like Philadelphia cheese.
Speaker 4: Well that was my.
Speaker 5: Super Bowl next Monday. Should we send Clint into the
Speaker 5: wild to find some Super Bowl fans next week because
Speaker 5: there will be people starting at six am getting.
Speaker 4: Ready for this because you're on your metabolic reset.
Speaker 2: Yes, and Clinton fepus too, So let's send him into
Speaker 2: the wild.
Speaker 3: We might have a planned d that we haven't told
Speaker 3: you about, but anyway, well.
Speaker 2: We all going, let's go.
Speaker 4: I'm just trying to think we're gonna put the jumpers
Speaker 4: and and need them later in the week.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's hot. Well I quite like the heat. I mean,
Speaker 5: we don't have a pool. We're not lucky enough to
Speaker 5: have a pool. But we went to a friend's house
Speaker 5: with a pool yesterday and I was like, there were
Speaker 5: so many people. They've got this big backyard, and I
Speaker 5: was like, guys, you're going to be the most popular
Speaker 5: people that we know this week.
Speaker 4: The amount of text so I had day afternoon. Hey,
Speaker 4: what you've got a pool.
Speaker 3: You're lucky enough to have a pool?
Speaker 2: Pop over for this week as well. He's got a
Speaker 2: man cave. It's not it's got it's got a it's
Speaker 2: got a beer fridge in it, yeah, and a couch.
Speaker 3: Does the poolhouse have air conditioning?
Speaker 2: No? It doesn't, which sharn't be going in there.
Speaker 4: It's more like a shed, it's not, And the pool
Speaker 4: is more like a big pond.
Speaker 5: Stop talking down your mansion anyway, Clinton, I can't afford pools.
Speaker 2: We can't afford pools, can we?
Speaker 4: No? I can't afford.
Speaker 2: Pool and three kids.
Speaker 3: I don't know because.
Speaker 2: I don't even have the beds. And I can't afford
Speaker 2: a pool.
Speaker 4: Because my commute is nine days to get here. I'm
Speaker 4: in the birds hardly.
Speaker 2: Anyway.
Speaker 5: It is very hot this week, it's all anybody is
Speaker 5: talking about.
Speaker 4: I caught up friends of ours yesterday. They look stressed.
Speaker 4: I was doing a party drop off and she was
Speaker 4: dropping off her kid. What are you guys up to today?
Speaker 4: We have to go to a wedding down in Mornington
Speaker 4: two o'clock this afternoon. Wait for it, it's black tie.
Speaker 3: Oh, you'd be schitzing.
Speaker 2: I hope it wasn't on the beach or somewhere outside.
Speaker 4: It could be in a cool room. It's still too hot.
Speaker 3: Well, imagine being the bride, forget about the guests.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I have the shoulders out all I feel
Speaker 2: for the groom. I went to a wedding recently where
Speaker 2: it was really hot. It was environ.
Speaker 5: It been raining, so it was extra when the sun
Speaker 5: came out and the grooms had sweated not only through
Speaker 5: their shirt the groomsmen sorry, but also had like light
Speaker 5: beige suits on suits through the suits. Yeah, but you
Speaker 5: couldn't even tell that that because they have solid, solid sweat.
Speaker 4: A wedding ones on the beach in Perth. I took
Speaker 4: three spec shirts to change.
Speaker 5: You do that when it's twenty five degrees, so Heaven
Speaker 5: help you go into a wedding. Well, my Paul has
Speaker 5: decided to start something which is so stupid. This week
Speaker 5: he and his mates are starting.
Speaker 2: Paddleball ted day, Pickaballi paddle no paddle off the walls.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm starting pickleball this week. Not in forty degrees.
Speaker 2: I'm like, surely you postponed until next week? No, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: there this is the week. This is the week. Bad
Speaker 2: week to see.
Speaker 4: There was a pickleball tournament here in Melbourne on the weekend.
Speaker 4: A couple of mates went and since then we're on
Speaker 4: the group group Texas staff and going yeah yeah.
Speaker 3: That's still one night.
Speaker 2: Really it's fun, but not in where does one play paddle?
Speaker 2: I couldn't you because people are putting. They're popping up everywhere.
Speaker 4: Yeah, how's this is one in Bentley where I live,
Speaker 4: and it's someone who's rented an office building and they've
Speaker 4: just cleared it out and they've said pickleball court. So
Speaker 4: that way you're indoors and it's air conditioning. But it's
Speaker 4: so random because the outside it's still all the little offices.
Speaker 2: Why don't we do that upstairs here?
Speaker 4: Good call?
Speaker 2: There's nothing upstairs? No is there.
Speaker 4: I've never been up there.
Speaker 2: I went up there once and I don't think there
Speaker 2: was anything up there.
Speaker 4: If we went up there and it's already there, Oh
Speaker 4: my god, what have.
Speaker 2: We been wasting our lives doing it?
Speaker 4: I feel for people who were moving yesterday. I saw
Speaker 4: a couple of years with bridges and couches on the
Speaker 4: bat and mattress. Thirteen twenty four ten is our number?
Speaker 4: What did you pick yesterday to do? It was a
Speaker 4: bad day for Like, in hindsight, you're like, oh god,
Speaker 4: we're moving maybe this week.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so anything but being at the beach or staying
Speaker 3: inside with their conditioner cranked.
Speaker 4: You've picked a bad week to do. What Thirteen twenty
Speaker 4: four ten is our number? I had my mate Instant
Speaker 4: eight booked in this week we're going to build a
Speaker 4: shed in my backyard. I've got another shed.
Speaker 2: Oh well, then it must be a poolhouse.
Speaker 3: Shed, got multiple outhouses.
Speaker 2: I would say its a bad week to be building things.
Speaker 4: Oh I, we're not building anything this week.
Speaker 2: The builders even going to work traded you guys.
Speaker 3: Working in Yes, but school kids.
Speaker 2: We didn't have to wear our blazers if it was
Speaker 2: over thirty five.
Speaker 3: It must have been so troble taking bla.
Speaker 4: Oh god, people are going to think we go to
Speaker 4: the steps.
Speaker 3: We can't have that.
Speaker 4: Keep the t Oh yeah, can we just get the
Speaker 4: crest of the blazer like on belcro. We can stick
Speaker 4: it on our shit embroidered.
Speaker 2: It was already on the stirt. Of course it was.
Speaker 3: I was on the shirt.
Speaker 5: I think the boys didn't have to wear their ties
Speaker 5: if it was over thirty five.
Speaker 2: Open that collars labs thirty.
Speaker 4: To heat collar thirteen twenty four ten is our number.
Speaker 4: I got tickets the Moonlight Cinemas up for grabs. You
Speaker 4: picked a bad week to do what Melbourne Tenny swims
Speaker 4: Morning Everyone bad dreams. Got a mini Teddy on the way.
Speaker 4: Did you see no baby?
Speaker 2: I love Teddy swims pretty sure it was him, not Jelly.
Speaker 4: Wrong.
Speaker 3: Come out with tats and a beard.
Speaker 4: It will too.
Speaker 2: Imagine your dad being called Teddy.
Speaker 4: As you the baby's crowning. We can see the beard.
Speaker 3: Good, see a beard?
Speaker 2: Are you too right? Throw up both of you.
Speaker 3: Hey, he led me down the garden par.
Speaker 5: He was laughing, and you took the bait and went
Speaker 5: swim away with it.
Speaker 4: Morning aloud to say it is Jason. Laurenclin's here as well.
Speaker 4: We're doing She already expressed.
Speaker 2: Here on nov we're in a heat wave Melbourne.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah.
Speaker 2: If there's one thing we love talking about in Melbourne,
Speaker 2: it's the weather.
Speaker 5: It is a heat wave. Was hot yesterday, it's going
Speaker 5: to be nearly forty today. And we're asking you on thirteen,
Speaker 5: twenty fourteen, what is it a bad week to be doing?
Speaker 2: What have you signed up for? My partners decided my
Speaker 2: fiance has decided to start playing paddle ball.
Speaker 4: Great week for it, bad sub merging the two.
Speaker 3: It's paddle Oh, it's not paddle pickleball. Paddle was a
Speaker 3: paddle boarding.
Speaker 4: It's pedal ball.
Speaker 5: Good week to do paddle board, right, yeah? Paddle the
Speaker 5: little tennis game on the walls.
Speaker 4: Producer just borrowed mind flatable paddle board on the weekend.
Speaker 2: Oh oh, stand up paddle.
Speaker 4: Ball in the outstand up pedal board.
Speaker 2: Gotta run well. Good week to have a stand up
Speaker 2: paddle board.
Speaker 4: Jasmine in backers, marsh. Bad week to do?
Speaker 7: What install a.
Speaker 4: New air conditioner tomorrow. But at least there's like there's
Speaker 4: gold at the end of the rainbow for you, I know.
Speaker 5: But you've got to sit through not having it, probably
Speaker 5: while it's being installed.
Speaker 4: How about we feel for the people installing it.
Speaker 9: And then I dropped down to twenty four exactly.
Speaker 3: Be good for Wednesday.
Speaker 2: I should have done that last week.
Speaker 4: For the cool change Courtney bad weak do what?
Speaker 9: So my husband put them install any T shirt in
Speaker 9: our backyard.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you wouldn't even be able to touch it. We've
Speaker 5: got like steel doors and I went outside just to
Speaker 5: see how hot it was yesterday. Obviously closed the door
Speaker 5: as soon as I went outside, because you don't want
Speaker 5: to be air conditioning to get out.
Speaker 2: I could hardly open the door. It was too hot
Speaker 2: to hold.
Speaker 4: Like the steel doors. What do you got locked up
Speaker 4: in there in jail?
Speaker 2: Like steel windows like stell from.
Speaker 4: Ste windows out of them. You just see metal.
Speaker 3: She's in blocks.
Speaker 4: That's the heat got for you.
Speaker 2: You're right, you know what I.
Speaker 4: Mean, carcs. It's that giant ring of keys and walk
Speaker 4: around like on shore.
Speaker 2: Shank steel window doors, steel glass doors with steel edges
Speaker 2: and steel handles.
Speaker 5: No black steel. You've beat to my house, you know
Speaker 5: what I mean. I don't live in a prison. Ask
Speaker 5: a partner, Carol, Carol, save me.
Speaker 3: Come on, Carol and dru And what's it a bad
Speaker 3: day or week for?
Speaker 8: Oh, today's my only day off. Build a hot house
Speaker 8: in a garden bed.
Speaker 2: Oh what like a like a greenhouse?
Speaker 8: Yeah, it's only a small one, but you're.
Speaker 2: Building it today. Oh duhl, give it to Wednesday. What
Speaker 2: do you do for a crust, Carol?
Speaker 8: I work at the hospital.
Speaker 2: Okay, cantle insect, We need take that back.
Speaker 3: What's going in the greenhouse?
Speaker 8: Well, I've got a thing of vegetables at the moment,
Speaker 8: so I want to start throwing my own food.
Speaker 2: Tomatoes are the great nice job. Yeah, it's good.
Speaker 5: It's good tomato season. I'm told my dad tells me.
Speaker 5: Dad said he's tomatoes are just growing up.
Speaker 4: I'll bring something, bring me and add me to that
Speaker 4: chat next time on the phone, talking about tomatoes.
Speaker 5: I love tomatoes. I'm going to beat a pune of
Speaker 5: tomatoes for breakfast.
Speaker 4: Carol sounds very chilled. I wonder what.
Speaker 3: Else I know?
Speaker 2: She's growing vegetables, wondering.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, drop a steel windows. Hey, yeah, guys.
Speaker 4: It's that time of the week, sort of like therapy
Speaker 4: where we want you to call up and tell us
Speaker 4: how you love your partner, but those small little issues
Speaker 4: that make you doubt the love.
Speaker 10: I love my partner, but he blames me for every
Speaker 10: time he loses something.
Speaker 11: O me that's known doing the dishes, and he's to
Speaker 11: be on my chout looking at really differently, works to
Speaker 11: show me something, and he just keeps calling my name
Speaker 11: over and over and over again. Love my partner, But
Speaker 11: he always leaves two or three.
Speaker 9: Squares of toilet paper left on the end of the
Speaker 9: toilet rolls.
Speaker 4: Well, then he doesn't have to charge it.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I've got a couple after a weekend together.
Speaker 4: It was all honeymoon a week ago.
Speaker 2: No no, no, it's also because it was also because
Speaker 2: it was the first weekend of our health kicks, so
Speaker 2: we were locked in.
Speaker 4: Oh god, angry, We're.
Speaker 5: Hungry, and then we had a few We had a
Speaker 5: few family discussions over the weekend.
Speaker 4: Thirteen twenty four ten is our number. You love your partner.
Speaker 4: But I just told one Lauren off the air, Clint,
Speaker 4: and she goes, oh, that is going to send stanners
Speaker 4: for I'll tell you what it is next and we'll
Speaker 4: hit the phone thurtday, twenty four ten. You love your partner.
Speaker 4: But sunny is out going on the.
Speaker 5: Top of thre nine, magnificent sunrise that we can't see
Speaker 5: out of these tinted windows.
Speaker 4: If you run to the other side of the building,
Speaker 4: you can't run. You're on your health.
Speaker 2: It's a bit so. I went to the gym for
Speaker 2: the first time in five weeks, and it's not gone
Speaker 2: well for me. I could hardly climb up onto this
Speaker 2: chair this morning.
Speaker 3: But it's a good pain, Lauren.
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 5: I think I've gone a bit too hard trying to
Speaker 5: keep up with the people who have gone to the gym.
Speaker 4: Yeah, did you stretch stretched?
Speaker 2: Probably not enough. I probably should have stuck with stretching anyway, top.
Speaker 4: To thirty nine. We're going for today. Cool change coming
Speaker 4: along later on in the way.
Speaker 2: I love you, I love you, as allah.
Speaker 5: But I love my partner, but do they do something
Speaker 5: that drives you crazy?
Speaker 3: Jane, you two sort of look a little bit frazzled.
Speaker 3: Are you okay? Has that been?
Speaker 4: I love?
Speaker 3: It been a bump bumpy weekend.
Speaker 4: Well, my wife was away most of the weekend, so
Speaker 4: I had the three kids.
Speaker 2: Good living on your own.
Speaker 4: Oh so, I love my partner, but I think she
Speaker 4: just enjoy spending money for the sake of it. Yesterday
Speaker 4: she took two of our kids to the new Craigie
Speaker 4: the Carnegie Pool. The new Carnigie Pool.
Speaker 2: There, public pool.
Speaker 4: Awesome setup. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Do you have a pool in your backyard You've just
Speaker 2: moved house.
Speaker 4: Oh that's right, Lauren, there is a hole in the
Speaker 4: backyard with water in it. Yeah.
Speaker 3: But she needs room to do breaststroke and butterfly.
Speaker 2: Have you seen his backyard? There is room to do
Speaker 2: there is no Her.
Speaker 4: Argument was here. But they've got that bucket that tips,
Speaker 4: it's called a water bucket.
Speaker 3: I'm with lilin this.
Speaker 4: I could get a bucket and throw it over the
Speaker 4: kids every five minutes. It makes no sense.
Speaker 2: There's other kids to play with it. I guess they
Speaker 2: could have their friends.
Speaker 4: I'm at home to play with.
Speaker 3: See right now, she'd be saying, I love my partner,
Speaker 3: but he's a tight ass.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Or he had the kids all weekend, so I thought
Speaker 5: I was doing the right thing by getting them out
Speaker 5: of the house.
Speaker 2: So we could have the house to him off. And
Speaker 2: look what happened backfired you and low you're right. Well,
Speaker 2: Paul and.
Speaker 5: I had a heated family discussion. I said to him yesterday,
Speaker 5: new rule in this house.
Speaker 4: Doesn't sound like a discussion to me.
Speaker 5: Don't scream at me from level to level in the house,
Speaker 5: Like walk up the stairs and come and talk to me.
Speaker 4: You need an intercom like things?
Speaker 3: Does he scream?
Speaker 2: What what time you have dinner? And I don't scream,
Speaker 2: Just come and walk and talk to me. I can't
Speaker 2: stand upstairs and I can just hear and I can't
Speaker 2: hear it, and then I have to walk to him.
Speaker 2: I'm like, you've got something to say, come to me.
Speaker 3: No, you don't go what.
Speaker 2: Well I do? And then I'm like, come up here
Speaker 2: if you want to talk, and he goes, don't worry
Speaker 2: about it, and I'm.
Speaker 3: Like, oh, that's the worst thing.
Speaker 2: I go downstairs and like, read what's wrong? He goes
Speaker 2: what do you think we should do for dinner? I'm like, no, no,
Speaker 2: it's like child trauma from my parents being like.
Speaker 4: All rights, ready.
Speaker 3: What what?
Speaker 2: And then they yeah, we don't yell. I don't want
Speaker 2: to yell in our house anymore. I want to look
Speaker 2: at each other in the eye and have conversations.
Speaker 4: Oh, hello, Helen, how are you good?
Speaker 2: How are you guys?
Speaker 3: We're good.
Speaker 4: You Love your Partner book?
Speaker 10: Oh he farts over twenty times a day, and that's
Speaker 10: just when he's with me.
Speaker 3: It does my head twenty times a day.
Speaker 2: Save it's not one of those nightclub clickers every day.
Speaker 2: That's another. That's another.
Speaker 10: Honestly, it's really quite bizarre.
Speaker 2: Does he does he say, oh, sorry, excuse me, slight
Speaker 2: pull my finger.
Speaker 7: He doesn't need to be pulling his fingers off.
Speaker 4: What are you feeding him there? Though? Thirteen problem thirteen
Speaker 4: twenty four ten is our number? You Love your Partner.
Speaker 2: Book, Kira im pack in the morning. Hey, go for it.
Speaker 7: I love my partners. But he always lives like twenty
Speaker 7: soft drinks on the table every morning, like on the
Speaker 7: bedside table, and like get to take them downstairs?
Speaker 2: What does you leave empty ones? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Like just like all you.
Speaker 7: Like cuts and like cans and like drinks that he've had.
Speaker 7: And also on the fighting thing, he'll like walk past
Speaker 7: me a fart and be like, oh squeaky floor.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you can't be blaming the floor.
Speaker 4: Is this is this rock bottom? I saw a bed
Speaker 4: just on the cans and the bedside table. I saw
Speaker 4: a bedside table on the gram the other day that
Speaker 4: it's got the drawers on it, but it's fake draws.
Speaker 4: It opens up, it's a little bar fridge.
Speaker 3: What on the bedside table?
Speaker 4: Well, it's not a bit side table. It looks like
Speaker 4: a bedside table, but it's a secret little bar fridge.
Speaker 2: And what do you do drink beer in bed?
Speaker 4: Well, I guess you want to put in there.
Speaker 2: I've never I don't I've never seen that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and there's a coffee table one too, is at
Speaker 4: your house?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 4: No, no, I saw it on the ground.
Speaker 2: Like a spot on ad.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 4: God, my algorithms a bit messed up at the moment.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you had a bar fridge next to the
Speaker 2: bed instead of I think I'd need an intervention.
Speaker 4: That's a problem, isn't it? Screen the problem? Noticed something
Speaker 4: different about our boy Clint Barrin.
Speaker 3: Spelled obviously.
Speaker 5: I mean you two are wearing the same outfit today.
Speaker 5: Clinton exactly the same shorts and exactly the same shit.
Speaker 4: Boy knows how to dress like father and son. Mm hmm.
Speaker 4: I'm not the daddy, Daddy, you're.
Speaker 3: Definitely Something happened at the weekend and Jason actually out.
Speaker 3: Jason was watching because he supports my flourishing media career.
Speaker 4: It happened to be fair sord on social.
Speaker 5: I'm your biggest fan, you know, I watch you on
Speaker 5: every show that you are on. I did not this weekend.
Speaker 3: I like to say yes to most things. You know,
Speaker 3: when producers come and pitch an idea, I will. I
Speaker 3: will say yes for the sake of the show, for
Speaker 3: the sake of entertainment. This is on weekend Today, Weekend Today,
Speaker 3: Saturday morning. A young fella by the name of He
Speaker 3: goes by the name of Guts, thirteen years of age.
Speaker 2: Guts.
Speaker 3: He's big.
Speaker 4: It sounds like he's in a game.
Speaker 3: He's father and big on the socials on the top.
Speaker 3: He's big because he started his own barbershop at thirteen.
Speaker 3: At thirteen, he does haircuts. He does haircuts for his friends.
Speaker 2: Which is he giving like speed stripes?
Speaker 3: He's given speed stripes. Does a good fade as well?
Speaker 3: So we had guts.
Speaker 4: You're going to book a double appointment if you want
Speaker 4: to fade.
Speaker 2: Have you had a fade? What faith? Is a fade?
Speaker 2: Just like when it's gradually shaved too long on the sides?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 3: But does a fade cost more?
Speaker 4: I believe it does because it takes a bit.
Speaker 2: Longer speed strip? What do they charge it for a
Speaker 2: speed stripe? Out of interest? Because I assume you've never
Speaker 2: had a speed stripe? What do you pay for a haircut?
Speaker 4: Fifty? Yeah, about fifty bars?
Speaker 2: That is infuriating as a female.
Speaker 4: Sixty, I think it's going up. I got a brother's
Speaker 4: will fins and killed it. Get a free beer there
Speaker 4: and how long? Shout out? Twenty minutes on me?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: Girls sit there for like three four hours and pay from.
Speaker 3: Wines and cheese.
Speaker 2: And then I tried past you never ever ever had cheese?
Speaker 3: Have you had wine?
Speaker 2: I've had to catch an newber home from the hair before,
Speaker 2: remember that I forgot.
Speaker 4: Are you one of those people I see out the
Speaker 4: front in the gown with our foiling their head on
Speaker 4: the darts like trying to break up?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 2: Time me on the darts. No, but sometimes like because
Speaker 2: it's due our parking, I'm like, oh, I'm gonna have
Speaker 2: to move the car and a mid mid color, I've
Speaker 2: got foil in my hair. I'll pay the five. I
Speaker 2: will pay that fine before someone gets a photo over
Speaker 2: me out there like this.
Speaker 3: Well, let me set the scene. So we've got thirteen
Speaker 3: year old Guts in the studio his clippers. Well, thankfully
Speaker 3: this one was free. But watching his parents who were
Speaker 3: really into it, and his siblings as well.
Speaker 4: Which is cool, like he's making a living television.
Speaker 3: I said, Guts, why do you give me a haircut?
Speaker 2: You were complaining in here on Friday the evening and.
Speaker 4: You love a freebie?
Speaker 3: Did you get nervous cutting hair?
Speaker 4: Not?
Speaker 2: Really?
Speaker 3: What about cutting hair on national television?
Speaker 4: I've never tried.
Speaker 3: Okay, let's go, oh, we are doing this.
Speaker 12: I really want to see like a Tommy Shelby Picky
Speaker 12: Blinder's fade going on here.
Speaker 3: This is actually happening. Wow, what do we think about
Speaker 3: a fade on television?
Speaker 2: That's true.
Speaker 4: The film A Chat was strong.
Speaker 3: It was good, wasn't it? While the clippers were going, well,
Speaker 3: this's went over a couple of segments because the haircut
Speaker 3: takes a while.
Speaker 4: That's an ad break job.
Speaker 3: The issue that he couldn't reach the top of the
Speaker 3: head because I was a little bit tall, so I've
Speaker 3: got half a hair.
Speaker 2: Cannot sit on the floor.
Speaker 4: Help him out on that booster seat? Were you that
Speaker 4: they give the kids anyway?
Speaker 3: I was full of praise. I said, this looks superb,
Speaker 3: young Guts. It looks young Guts. I seem to leave
Speaker 3: the studio. I had quite a line, like a bit
Speaker 3: of a skew if line going down the back and
Speaker 3: the sides.
Speaker 4: Of my was it up at the front like Kramer?
Speaker 2: So it don't blame Guts, No, no, it's a you problem.
Speaker 2: Blame a thirteen year old kid.
Speaker 3: So I had to get it recut down the barbers
Speaker 3: down the road.
Speaker 2: It's not good for Guts's business.
Speaker 3: No no, no, no, no no, you're trying.
Speaker 2: To ruin his business starting. Are you starting your own.
Speaker 4: Barbershop picking on thirteen year old? What are you doing?
Speaker 3: Little Guts just couldn't reach. Sorry, Gutsy couldn't reach the
Speaker 3: top of the sky one because he didn't have.
Speaker 2: That is his name, actually, Guts.
Speaker 3: His name's Cully Cully, Cully Guts Cully Guts, I'd go
Speaker 3: with Guts.
Speaker 2: Is his surname, Guts.
Speaker 3: I think it's just his street name.
Speaker 5: But this makes a lot more sense because I woke
Speaker 5: up on Saturday or Sunday morning or whatever it was, and.
Speaker 2: Oh, Clint's had a haircut. Clint' had a haircut, And
Speaker 2: I was like, you don't even notice when I chop
Speaker 2: all of my hair off? How on earth have you?
Speaker 3: He hadn't seen the segment.
Speaker 2: No, he'd seen the right Clints had a haircut.
Speaker 5: And I was like, as if you notice Clint's haircuts
Speaker 5: when you don't even notice mine anyway, makes my shore get.
Speaker 3: Gutsy in give you a chop?
Speaker 4: Oh mate, I'm holding on to whatever still up there.
Speaker 4: How's the old test when your partner comes home, I'm like, hey,
Speaker 4: how are you? And it's always like I'm good, and
Speaker 4: they look at you and you know straight away it's
Speaker 4: either a birthday or a haircut.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, and you've forgotten boat, you're in trouble.
Speaker 4: You look nice.
Speaker 5: It's so frustrating you literally, as a female, you.
Speaker 2: Sit there for hours and hours and hours and you
Speaker 2: either walk out going I look exactly the same, or this.
Speaker 4: Is terrible have you ever got no bereats to live
Speaker 4: it while you're in there.
Speaker 2: For all the time. We're there for days. You need
Speaker 2: like three meal while you're there, but no cheese.
Speaker 4: But at least it doesn't cost you much. Oh my god.
Speaker 2: And then you add the parking fine on top of it.
Speaker 4: After eight o'clock, you're going to have a field day
Speaker 4: with this moa. Moa was away on the weekend, so
Speaker 4: it meant I was on dad patrol, just the three boys.
Speaker 2: And I Lad's Lad's lads.
Speaker 4: I did something that she is not happy about.
Speaker 2: Lou, your wife is happy.
Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, she came home to something that she's like,
Speaker 4: what the.
Speaker 5: Hell I think if you go on a girl's weekend
Speaker 5: and you leave dad to solo parents, you just got
Speaker 5: to suck it up as long as all three kids
Speaker 5: are alive. And well now all that thought of, that
Speaker 5: thought and the house is well hold that thought so angry.
Speaker 4: Oh you know, yeah, it was almost pack your bags, Jays,
Speaker 4: you're off to the emergency hotel sort of drop.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's close to my house. You could have for dinner.
Speaker 4: I'll show you a photo of what I've done and
Speaker 4: reveal it. Just after eight o'clock, get your judgment on it.
Speaker 2: Oh, what you've done. It's not even what the boys
Speaker 2: have done.
Speaker 4: No, it's what I've allowed.
Speaker 2: Bad dad, bad dad, fun dad, boat fun Dad.
Speaker 4: We'll go there just after eight, much more serious note
Speaker 4: and a lot closer to home. I don't know if
Speaker 4: you guys caught the store on sixty minutes.
Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, I sat in my bed crying last
Speaker 2: night watching it.
Speaker 12: Biancha Jones and Holly Bowls went backpacking through Asia, but
Speaker 12: in communist low they struck trouble. Adventure turned to tragedy
Speaker 12: when Biancha and Holly inadvertently consumed alcohol tainted with deadly methanol.
Speaker 12: Days later, both lost their lives.
Speaker 2: Oh my goodness. So these are the two Melbourne girls
Speaker 2: who were on.
Speaker 5: Their gap year or trip of a lifetime backpacking through
Speaker 5: laut and both sadly passed away from methanol poisoning shots.
Speaker 2: And we from the just terrrible we heard from.
Speaker 3: The parents last night. We were demanding answers. But the
Speaker 3: issue in communist Laos is that everything is Coca Dagga style,
Speaker 3: like an investigation which they claim has been launched and
Speaker 3: has undertaken. We just will never. We might never not
Speaker 3: know what the answer is or what actually happened or who.
Speaker 4: For those families because they just need closure.
Speaker 5: Oh it's a shocking story and it's so scary, Like
Speaker 5: these girls were just I did that.
Speaker 2: I went on on a big trip with my girlfriend.
Speaker 4: That's why I wanted to bring it up, Like how
Speaker 4: many you know, how many parents would have been sitting
Speaker 4: there watching last Night and having kids going off on
Speaker 4: gap years now.
Speaker 2: And that's what one of the fathers were saying.
Speaker 5: He was like, I was so excited for I was
Speaker 5: so proud of her. She was off on a big
Speaker 5: adventure with her best friend. Those girls have been friends
Speaker 5: since they were babies. The parents are friends. It's shocking,
Speaker 5: and it's something that is like a ride of passage.
Speaker 5: As a teenager, when you finish school, you go and
Speaker 5: you go and leave and you go and.
Speaker 4: And when you're that age, you don't think it like
Speaker 4: how old were you.
Speaker 2: You would have been like nineteen eighteen or nineteen and.
Speaker 4: Do you remember your parents freaking out about your going
Speaker 4: or no.
Speaker 5: They were excited for me, And I remember thinking, I
Speaker 5: was like, you know, you're safe, you're in hotels, you're
Speaker 5: in places that you're staying you're in places that thousands
Speaker 5: of people have been before, and you're drinking, paying for
Speaker 5: drinks at a bar that you think are safe, out
Speaker 5: of a model.
Speaker 2: It's just horrific. And it's oh, my heart broke for
Speaker 2: those parents.
Speaker 3: Danish girl who passed away and her family didn't even
Speaker 3: know she was dead three days after her death. Were
Speaker 3: they informed? Like it's just shocking, it's horrendous.
Speaker 4: So like, yeah, I know there'd be a lot of
Speaker 4: people with you know, their kids heading off on gap
Speaker 4: years and stuff around this time, and.
Speaker 2: It's so scary. I have no words, to be honest.
Speaker 4: I just wanted to send a lot of love to
Speaker 4: those girls' families and that community here in Melbourne.
Speaker 2: Who oh they're Melbourne girls. There's people I know who
Speaker 2: knew them. It's shocking.
Speaker 3: I know that the local footy club and clubs in
Speaker 3: that area have really got around the family.
Speaker 4: So it's we're thinking of them.
Speaker 2: Them so brave to talk last night, the.
Speaker 4: Heat continues top thirty nine. We are going for today.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, if we could not love working at
Speaker 4: Nover anymore. Do you know what they have here in
Speaker 4: the freezer on hot days, ready to go? What a
Speaker 4: whole draw of Zooper do like. That's living.
Speaker 2: That is living.
Speaker 3: Sorry, Laura, I'm on a health kick.
Speaker 2: I having one.
Speaker 3: We've still got in them.
Speaker 2: I think they worse than.
Speaker 5: Don't judge, You're just like you can Zooper Dooper anytime
Speaker 5: you like, if it's.
Speaker 3: Hot, Thank you.
Speaker 4: I will do that today.
Speaker 2: Hey, Clinton and I bonded over our favorite thing in
Speaker 2: the world again last night Maths.
Speaker 3: In fact, it's true.
Speaker 4: You're you just invited Clint over for dinner tonight to
Speaker 4: watch the dinner party.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I reckon. It's going to be unhinged. There are
Speaker 5: some kookie people in Maths this year are going.
Speaker 2: To come for dinner.
Speaker 4: What's for dinner?
Speaker 2: Oh, probably some kind of meat and veg. We're very good.
Speaker 2: Made our house on a Monday, match something healthy and clean?
Speaker 3: Does that?
Speaker 4: No? No, no, no.
Speaker 3: The collection of singles ever assembled this year on Maps,
Speaker 3: I mean, it doesn't give me confidence.
Speaker 2: Well, it's funny.
Speaker 4: I'd love to see you on that.
Speaker 3: I know because there was some talk of her celebrity
Speaker 3: Maths a little while back, and clearly I didn't make
Speaker 3: the couch. I'm not a celebrity, but there was they
Speaker 3: were they were looking to recruit and potentially do it.
Speaker 5: It's funny you say that because last night Paulie and
Speaker 5: I were on the couch watching Wholesome Sunday Night, watching maps,
Speaker 5: and paul goes, I can clinch.
Speaker 4: Yes.
Speaker 2: And my friend Lucy, who's also singley.
Speaker 4: Clean up.
Speaker 5: That's where you're at this there that'll be chasing her. Yes,
Speaker 5: she's a hottie as a u clint. Anyway, there's there's
Speaker 5: all these couples and of all different ages.
Speaker 2: That's why I love maths. And there was a couple
Speaker 2: last night who were in their fifties I think three
Speaker 2: and Marena was fifty seven, and it was so wholesome.
Speaker 2: I loved.
Speaker 3: I'm here because I'm looking for love.
Speaker 1: I've never truly felt the warmth I've.
Speaker 11: Been loved, and I cannot wait to experience this.
Speaker 3: I promised to consistently evolve with you, and most importantly,
Speaker 3: to promise to always make your smile.
Speaker 4: To have a beautiful smile always sounds more genuine. The
Speaker 4: older couples, I know.
Speaker 2: They're not there to get on only fans.
Speaker 5: Right, Although she's a DJ and a fitness instructor and
Speaker 5: it doesn't work.
Speaker 4: At a point, she could throw the Golden bats.
Speaker 5: Yes, and then she said at the wedding, oh, you know,
Speaker 5: I'm a fitness instructor on Monday and Thursday. This is
Speaker 5: when they're chatting at the dinner. And then she goes,
Speaker 5: but I reserve Friday, Saturday and Sunday. And I saw
Speaker 5: his face be like, oh, for love and romance.
Speaker 2: She goes for my DJing. I reckon we should get
Speaker 2: Mareena to DJ party. Yes, yes, anyway, I love those two.
Speaker 2: I just loved it.
Speaker 5: I had a silly cousin, Steve, who was like, nah,
Speaker 5: she's too old for you, Like, come on, Steve, chill out, bro.
Speaker 2: Four years Steve was annoying, wasn't he? Stephen? People on
Speaker 2: there this year cook This of them all turned up
Speaker 2: last night.
Speaker 5: Here we go Ryan, who was lovely and talked up
Speaker 5: being bullied at school and now he knows who he
Speaker 5: is and what he wants and he just wants to
Speaker 5: give love and he was so nice and then he made.
Speaker 13: Jackie congratulations Bryan, as my friends would say, you're at
Speaker 13: the jackpot, and yes, you can call me jack pot jack, Rue,
Speaker 13: jack in the box, jackson, jack, jack, babe or whatever
Speaker 13: you like. And I think I'm going to pick a
Speaker 13: nickname for your.
Speaker 3: Valve right now, So I'm gonna Queen.
Speaker 6: Rye right.
Speaker 2: So yeah, Now, a bit about me.
Speaker 13: I'm highly educated, intelligent, hard working.
Speaker 2: I'm a corporate professional.
Speaker 13: I'm sporty. I love tennis, hiking, running, I can serve ski,
Speaker 13: mountain bike, run around in it wele court. I'm also
Speaker 13: a former model, dancer and a certified yoga instructor.
Speaker 2: And an ex chillier.
Speaker 4: I will literally ask you.
Speaker 13: A million questions to get to know you, brutally honest.
Speaker 13: When I feel like there's something that could make you.
Speaker 2: A bit of man.
Speaker 13: Pressure, you'll be required to take me on dates, give
Speaker 13: me your jacket when i'm cold, baby flowers at least
Speaker 13: once a month, bring me coffee in the morning, tell.
Speaker 2: Me I'm gorgeous.
Speaker 13: I'm hoping he'll surprise me with romantic trips to the
Speaker 13: Hunter Valley and together we could maybe afford at Eastern
Speaker 13: Sun's mortgage by a beach house, adopted Kokaspaniel puppy, and
Speaker 13: I'd love to have a double hiss in her vanity
Speaker 13: bathroom one day. But hey, we're all gonna die and
Speaker 13: no one's gonna remember us, so let's just make the
Speaker 13: most of what we've been handed and shoot for the
Speaker 13: sun together.
Speaker 3: She is caught. She's a certified pain in the art.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what she is.
Speaker 2: She's a formal model, dancer and certified yoga instruction.
Speaker 3: She wants there.
Speaker 2: Anything Jackie can't do, she wants.
Speaker 4: Him to live. Then he needs to get the hell
Speaker 4: out of there.
Speaker 3: He seemed to sort of enjoy it, though, didn't.
Speaker 4: He I don't know, Clint. He didn't get a word
Speaker 4: in his face.
Speaker 3: Sort of weirdly, a bit terrified it's getting cold and
Speaker 3: might give him my jacket.
Speaker 2: No, but he never did. That was weird.
Speaker 5: When they did the photoshoot and she was like, she
Speaker 5: was actually like this, I'm so cold.
Speaker 4: Burr.
Speaker 2: She was saying, burr, Oh, I'm cold, and maybe you
Speaker 2: could give me your jacket and he just smiled at her.
Speaker 4: If my wife left me and Jackie was the only option,
Speaker 4: I would happily die alone.
Speaker 2: Yeah it was. And then they did their first dance.
Speaker 5: Oh no, the first dance, she said you should dip
Speaker 5: me and he dropped her on her head and then
Speaker 5: he tried he tried to get it off.
Speaker 4: The teleon was hoping for a concussion.
Speaker 5: Well, this was the song that they played for the
Speaker 5: first dance. It was she didn't want it to be
Speaker 5: all about her or anything.
Speaker 4: Please tell me you're joking, Jacket.
Speaker 2: She's going to be the highlight of the show.
Speaker 4: Oh this she is hitting the dance.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh jack Jack Jacket, No, I'm joking. They didn't
Speaker 2: actually play this song. They should have. There was a
Speaker 2: missed opportunity.
Speaker 3: Again, imagine being single, and that's what's left.
Speaker 4: Imagine I would happily be single?
Speaker 2: Then, my god, would you happily die a Loane?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 5: What about how she wants him to buy a house
Speaker 5: in the Eastern suburbs and the beach house and it
Speaker 5: has to have a double his and her vanity.
Speaker 2: Don't forget the adopted Coccuspaniel.
Speaker 4: Guys, I'd like to invite a bit of youth into.
Speaker 3: The studio, an injection of youth.
Speaker 4: Gen She is one of our producers.
Speaker 2: Good morning, Good morning, gen Z. How are you feeling
Speaker 2: because you were sending you were sending picks to the
Speaker 2: work group chat of you in a pub very late
Speaker 2: on Saturday night?
Speaker 6: Yes, I did.
Speaker 2: I did do that quite early.
Speaker 6: I had a busy weekend.
Speaker 3: Guys, early ten whoa I am?
Speaker 6: Did your Sunday.
Speaker 5: Did you have anxiety from texting the work? I did
Speaker 5: the work, I did phone number.
Speaker 6: I thought I did a FaceTime again.
Speaker 4: Oh god, that's.
Speaker 2: What the young people do when they're out And about.
Speaker 4: Bit of history. So gens you fifteen? Are you twelve?
Speaker 2: Twenty five?
Speaker 6: Were you born?
Speaker 2: At least you're in the nineties.
Speaker 3: Graduated?
Speaker 2: You graduated? That's all as in year seven twelve when
Speaker 2: you're born.
Speaker 4: God. Okay. So there was an article that came out
Speaker 4: which talks about the challenge trends, fashion trends, and the
Speaker 4: terms these kids used. I rolled out riz at my
Speaker 4: kids barbecue basketball game of the week, So that's using.
Speaker 2: I's done.
Speaker 6: That's moved on.
Speaker 3: Really, So one, are these these are ins and outs
Speaker 3: for this year?
Speaker 2: Yeah, for twenty five, because.
Speaker 4: You've rocked up today in new jeans. They've got quite
Speaker 4: a flare on them, Lauren said, And you're spot on.
Speaker 4: She looks like Gumby, the kid's character.
Speaker 5: That were also so long and so big that you
Speaker 5: were standing still talking to us before and you just
Speaker 5: fell over and then you went, sorry, my jeans are
Speaker 5: a bit long.
Speaker 6: Flares are back, Yeah, Well, just baggy pants in general,
Speaker 6: bagging not skinny jeans that cancer my.
Speaker 4: Pants have.
Speaker 3: Guiney jeans are cats?
Speaker 4: Yeah it really?
Speaker 6: I haven't worn a pair of skinny jeans since I
Speaker 6: was about ten.
Speaker 2: What about ankle socks? Ankle socks still out gross?
Speaker 6: Don't wear them? You go to wear long socks, long socks,
Speaker 6: high socks, No socks, thrillly socks?
Speaker 2: What's thrillly?
Speaker 6: So?
Speaker 2: Really sock? Oh my god? If I walked in here,
Speaker 2: if I walked in here in prilly socks, you would say,
Speaker 2: are you going to a hallow kiddy?
Speaker 3: Dress up?
Speaker 2: What are you doing?
Speaker 3: You just on that I've seen.
Speaker 2: Also, what about boys like should Clint with frilly socks
Speaker 2: he should be wearing?
Speaker 3: Really, I've seen a lot of women wearing like the
Speaker 3: old black buckle shoes that you at school with frilly socks.
Speaker 3: Actually wear shoes, you know, like the ones I used to,
Speaker 3: like the Clarks used to wear to school primary school,
Speaker 3: with a buckle.
Speaker 6: They're basically loafers.
Speaker 2: Loafers were not loafers but a black shiny with laces.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, with a buckle loafers. Yeah. They then a
Speaker 3: white frilly sock. Do you could you wear.
Speaker 2: I'm going to come in dress like a gen z
Speaker 2: and see okay? What like?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 6: So another thing is like games nights. I love a
Speaker 6: game like hard games. Like on Friday night, we didn't
Speaker 6: go out. Also, Fridays are in, Saturdays are canceled.
Speaker 4: Sorry, what do you mean?
Speaker 6: Okay?
Speaker 2: Because I like that We're gonna go out on Fridays.
Speaker 6: Now go do it on Fridays. Friday, Saturdays you can
Speaker 6: chill and then Sundays you're.
Speaker 2: Fresh, Sunday you're healthy.
Speaker 6: Let me do it.
Speaker 5: It's not cool to go on the kids these days
Speaker 5: are like them, far more health focused than we have.
Speaker 4: What time do you go out?
Speaker 6: We go out pretty late. So like if I was
Speaker 6: to go out, well, it depends if we're doing a
Speaker 6: day stair should it be like two?
Speaker 4: Right? What about you going out?
Speaker 2: If we're doing a day? So, don't you have jobs?
Speaker 6: Fridays I do? I just go to go out.
Speaker 2: Now, I'm a luncher. I'm a Friday that's at home
Speaker 2: by eight pm.
Speaker 3: What's a hard game?
Speaker 2: Card games?
Speaker 3: Hard games?
Speaker 2: On Friday night?
Speaker 6: Friday night, So it was one of the girl's birthday.
Speaker 6: We literally went to their house and had a car
Speaker 6: card game night.
Speaker 2: What card gaming?
Speaker 6: We played code names you know flap, I've.
Speaker 4: Been doing that for ten years, finally coming into the tren.
Speaker 6: And we didn't even have any drinks.
Speaker 5: You just have wholesome. I'm telling you, it's all about health.
Speaker 5: Twenty twenty five is about health and fitness and wellness.
Speaker 4: Even the kids are doing it our you know, Pac
Speaker 4: actually smelt like a pang of darts.
Speaker 2: So if you're going out on a Saturday night, your
Speaker 2: a bit of a luser.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's not me.
Speaker 3: What else shouldn't we be doing?
Speaker 4: Not me?
Speaker 6: She shouldn't be doing clubbing. We're all for the house
Speaker 6: parties this year or house music clubs aren't cool?
Speaker 3: No, I love I love.
Speaker 2: The club What do you mean house parties? If I
Speaker 2: have people over past ten, my neighbor Helen will win
Speaker 2: the doorbell to say.
Speaker 6: Nope, no late house part is here.
Speaker 4: Helen is such an aighbors.
Speaker 2: She's the best our neighbor, Helen. I love her.
Speaker 5: But a few times we've been up a bit late
Speaker 5: with probably four people drinking shardenay and making too much noise.
Speaker 6: Or like a dad cam like you remember the little
Speaker 6: cam rollers recorders. Now that's so and we took that
Speaker 6: to thev hang on. We took that to BTV.
Speaker 2: What's BTV?
Speaker 6: Beyond the Valley? The festival festival stick they were recording
Speaker 6: that's so.
Speaker 5: In So when I was in New York, I was like,
Speaker 5: where's the cool or in New York for news even
Speaker 5: everyone was pulling out their disposable cameras.
Speaker 6: Yeah, disposables out, digital cameras, digitals in Yeah, on the ground.
Speaker 5: Shop with my cool friend who would wear Philly socks probably,
Speaker 5: and she bought disposable cameras at the camera.
Speaker 6: Shop that's still a bit old now.
Speaker 5: And she had to write a name on it with
Speaker 5: sharp because so you knew who was who.
Speaker 4: Need a digital cam? Then you've got to get the
Speaker 4: card out?
Speaker 2: What else is in gen Z? What's the final thing
Speaker 2: that's in for twenty twenty five?
Speaker 6: Cocktails?
Speaker 2: Oh they've been for years.
Speaker 6: No, Like we don't drink spirits anymore. It's a lot
Speaker 6: of cocktails.
Speaker 4: Bartenders love that.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 5: I thought the cocktails are too full of sugar, and
Speaker 5: now we're having like spritzers.
Speaker 6: Yes, so no, we do like a margarita or like
Speaker 6: an apparol.
Speaker 2: Spirits. Oh god, you must have a lot of money.
Speaker 3: I can't keep it.
Speaker 2: But if they are drinking.
Speaker 4: They're doing it, but they're not drinking on a Saturday
Speaker 4: playing hard games, but they're on a Friday.
Speaker 3: You know what.
Speaker 4: I'm exhausted and I haven't even done any of these
Speaker 4: activities because.
Speaker 6: You're old and you can't keep up.
Speaker 4: Ah, Good morning Melbourne. And oh she's a teacher. Her
Speaker 4: name's Lauren, Miss Lauren. Are we ready? Good morning, miss Laurens.
Speaker 11: A good name, isn't it?
Speaker 2: Hello? See? How are you?
Speaker 3: You're really good?
Speaker 11: Thank you?
Speaker 2: Are you on the way to school?
Speaker 9: No, I'm honey from my kids in their bedroom?
Speaker 3: Oh, matless, smart woman, being very lovely. How old's a child?
Speaker 2: I've got a four.
Speaker 9: Year old and I've got an eight months old.
Speaker 5: That's a busy house, Lauren, and I imagine an expensive house.
Speaker 5: So let's try and win you some pash this morning. Now,
Speaker 5: the way this game works, we have three questions. An
Speaker 5: easy question for fifty dollars, a medium question for five hundred,
Speaker 5: or a difficult question for five thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: Take your pick. What question are you after?
Speaker 3: This morning?
Speaker 9: We're going to go hard, so we'll see how we go,
Speaker 9: but we'll go for the hard line.
Speaker 4: Yeah, five thousand dollars, go big or go home? They
Speaker 4: say one question, five thousand dollars, would you say you're
Speaker 4: a sporty person? Are you into sport?
Speaker 2: Oh? What?
Speaker 10: The worst thing is my teacher?
Speaker 7: But I shouldn't be.
Speaker 11: This is bad.
Speaker 2: You go horrendous pe teacher, teacher pressure not good. I'm
Speaker 2: going to be the kids are going to be ashamed
Speaker 2: of me.
Speaker 3: That's gonna be bad.
Speaker 2: You never know.
Speaker 5: Stay positive, all right, you're going to hear a question.
Speaker 5: You're gonna hear a three to one countdown. You have
Speaker 5: to answer before that countdown is over. If you don't know,
Speaker 5: have a guess, because you might just clean up.
Speaker 4: Do you want to a shout out to the school
Speaker 4: or is it best not to encase you.
Speaker 2: Let's see if she gets the question from.
Speaker 4: Dorain for five thousand dollars, how many teams are there
Speaker 4: in the NFL?
Speaker 3: Three take a cass.
Speaker 2: No, it's more than double that.
Speaker 6: It's thirty two.
Speaker 10: No idea anyway, super.
Speaker 4: Bowl next weekend as well.
Speaker 8: No.
Speaker 4: I looked that up.
Speaker 7: I knew he was all ready for that.
Speaker 5: That's smart she was looking at We were talking about
Speaker 5: the NFL this morning.
Speaker 2: It might be coming to Melbourne. Sorry, sorry, thank you
Speaker 2: so much you enjoy.
Speaker 4: Your I'm going to hook you up with a twn
Speaker 4: to dollar skin control pack that's coming your way. Thank
Speaker 4: you for what you'd be glowing after you've lost the money.
Speaker 4: We are going for tops.
Speaker 2: At thirty nine, we just went outside because it's it's
Speaker 2: fresh in the studio's total outside. Yeah, I actually did
Speaker 2: what a because my lot's very small. Um, not as
Speaker 2: hot as I expected yet, I was like ready to
Speaker 2: walk out of here and get that. I was like
Speaker 2: the hot air. We were sort of underwhelmed, won't we.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a bit warm for me.
Speaker 2: No, it was a bit chilly, not chili, but like
Speaker 2: not hot anyway. I don't think it's as hot as
Speaker 2: everyone's saying.
Speaker 3: Thirty nine degrees? Good day.
Speaker 2: What does it feel like out there? I love it
Speaker 2: feels like feels like twenty three? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Nice, does it? It is? Jason Lauren Clein's here as well.
Speaker 4: We do want to thanks to shell ready.
Speaker 2: One at four pm.
Speaker 4: It's gonna pay still going.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be a hot night.
Speaker 4: It's going to be four pm by the time you
Speaker 4: finish this.
Speaker 2: Chat, and then it'll stay thirty nine to five.
Speaker 3: Oh, there's the cool change.
Speaker 2: It's hardly going to drop overnight.
Speaker 4: We're out of time. Let's set your traffic. Hey, I
Speaker 4: want to open the phones. And I know I might
Speaker 4: regret this, but I'm going to give Ladies of Melbourne
Speaker 4: the chance to event thirteen twenty four to ten. What
Speaker 4: happened when the kids were left with dad? Whether it
Speaker 4: was for an hour, a day or night you came home,
Speaker 4: Something happened on dad's watch, right, thirteen twenty four.
Speaker 2: Ten minutes more things happen on dad's watch than mum's watch.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think the best stuff happens on dad's watch.
Speaker 4: I had the three boys, We've got an eleven year old,
Speaker 4: nine year old and a three year old. Lou went
Speaker 4: off and eight girls gone.
Speaker 3: Well with a great bonding experience.
Speaker 4: That would be jokes aside. I was looking forward to it.
Speaker 4: Lad's weekend, it's great. Yeah. The four boys ordered pizzas
Speaker 4: on Friday night.
Speaker 3: What do you do?
Speaker 2: What eat pizzas and watch sport or something?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Can they sort of?
Speaker 2: Can they be left to their own devices at eleven?
Speaker 4: They like to be on devices?
Speaker 3: Yeah, but do you have to watch them all the
Speaker 3: time still?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Three year old? Yeah, three year yeah, I'll get that yeah,
Speaker 4: and the other ones. You just need to check on
Speaker 4: them now. And then three year old anyway.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't think three year olds can
Speaker 2: stay at home on their own yet.
Speaker 4: No, not at home really, no, No, they can't. Lauren,
Speaker 4: your spirit animal is my son hunts. Yes, and you
Speaker 4: two are the same person. In fact, you two can't
Speaker 4: be left together.
Speaker 2: We are trouble.
Speaker 4: How he's a bit of a entrepreneur.
Speaker 2: Has his boy been bling going? It's going to start
Speaker 2: a business, the boy bling.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's going to start jewelry company. He he's been
Speaker 4: making money selling like icy poles on the street with
Speaker 4: tip jars and stuff like that.
Speaker 5: Hang on, is he buying icy poles from the supermarket
Speaker 5: and then selling them or is he making them?
Speaker 4: Well, it's no, I no know. He's buying them, but
Speaker 4: it's more about.
Speaker 2: Having and then up selling them.
Speaker 4: Yeah. And he has a tip jar and people put
Speaker 4: on he sprays water on his face so he looks
Speaker 4: like he's hot and he's been out in the sun
Speaker 4: all day. So then people put money in the tip jar,
Speaker 4: but he's actually got another tip jar under the counter,
Speaker 4: so he takes some money out of tip jar, puts
Speaker 4: in the other one.
Speaker 2: He's a scammer, exactly.
Speaker 4: And his latest thing has been Pokemon cards and he's
Speaker 4: made quite a bit of cash on Pokemon car So
Speaker 4: he sold all them and he had one thousand dollars
Speaker 4: in savings.
Speaker 2: Thousand dollars of pokemont as a kid like a thousand,
Speaker 2: it's like a million dollars as an adult.
Speaker 4: So I'm trying to be a response, how.
Speaker 2: Many Pokemon cards did you have?
Speaker 4: Many of you.
Speaker 2: Now as a dad trick other people into up trading.
Speaker 4: I'm trying to teach him. You want to save, you
Speaker 4: want to invest, be smart with.
Speaker 2: Your money, investor.
Speaker 4: So he came to me with an idea on how
Speaker 4: he can make money on the weekend.
Speaker 2: We can make money off money if you invested.
Speaker 4: Exactly, and he asked permission to spend his entire savings
Speaker 4: on one.
Speaker 2: Particular item, not Bitcoin.
Speaker 4: That I agreed to get. Okay, when mum was away,
Speaker 4: him and.
Speaker 2: I the whole thousand dollars.
Speaker 4: The whole thousand dollars we hit extbook market, blade and
Speaker 4: now in the front room of our house he has
Speaker 4: a full size arcade claw machine.
Speaker 5: Do you know how badly I want one of those?
Speaker 5: And that's that's the best money he could have ever spent.
Speaker 4: You walk in a hour?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it even says the claw you walk
Speaker 2: as we've been trying to get one of those merch
Speaker 2: and bought one for your nine year old? How much?
Speaker 4: Seven hundred and fifty He dropped two hundred bucks on
Speaker 4: an air tasker to get it delivered?
Speaker 2: Is it brand new?
Speaker 4: Fifty bucks on stuffed animals to go in the corn machine?
Speaker 4: And he plans on charging guests when they come over
Speaker 4: to our house if they want to have a goal.
Speaker 3: Of that.
Speaker 2: Is amazing, simply unbelievable. Is it brand new? I want
Speaker 2: to buy one second hand? One hundred and fifty bucks
Speaker 2: is pretty good.
Speaker 4: You should have seen the neighbors. They were like, oh
Speaker 4: are you opening time zone next door?
Speaker 2: As well getting one of those bowling machines.
Speaker 4: You should have seen mum's face when she came home
Speaker 4: and found did she have a go? Well? He put
Speaker 4: her personal He's.
Speaker 2: Going to say wait until he puts your car keys
Speaker 2: or something in there.
Speaker 4: You want to go out, and he goes if you
Speaker 4: want your wallet, you're going to try and win it
Speaker 4: on the claw.
Speaker 5: Well, there's a flawed plan, because how is she going
Speaker 5: to get money to pay for it.
Speaker 2: Really, how much is it per turn?
Speaker 4: It's a dollar?
Speaker 2: Oh, surely you get three goes for a dollar.
Speaker 4: I think you get six for five. There's a note dispense.
Speaker 3: The good thing is it really goes with the decorps.
Speaker 4: It really does.
Speaker 5: Does the bright purple go back to the photo of
Speaker 5: him out standing in front of it?
Speaker 2: He looks that happy with himself.
Speaker 4: So we have a full size.
Speaker 5: I'm coming over straight up the show. You know I'm
Speaker 5: so good at the core machine?
Speaker 4: Wife is a question question.
Speaker 2: Because there are there are conspiracy theorists out there that
Speaker 2: think you can change the strength of the claw to
Speaker 2: make it less likely or more likely to pick things up?
Speaker 2: Is that true or false? It's true, isn't it.
Speaker 4: I can confirm you can change the settings. In fact,
Speaker 4: the guy we bought it off said it is currently
Speaker 4: set to one in forty wins.
Speaker 2: So you can you can out smart a bit.
Speaker 4: I think you can fully adjusts the strength of the core, so.
Speaker 2: The strength changes every Oh my gosh, machine operators ask an.
Speaker 4: Yeh, which includes my son?
Speaker 2: You have to take him to They are are in Tokyo.
Speaker 5: There are buildings like five stories high and it's full
Speaker 5: of claw machines, all different sizes, so we'll have.
Speaker 4: To say we're ripping out the beds from the bedrooms,
Speaker 4: trying to.
Speaker 2: Keep saving so it can go to Tokyo.
Speaker 4: Thirteen twenty four ten. What happened on Dad's what.
Speaker 5: I'm on your side with. Well done, Dad, good job Hardy.
Speaker 5: I'm coming over.
Speaker 4: What are you doing? Twenty one point?
Speaker 5: No, jasus made the air conditioning so cold that we've
Speaker 5: all got goosebumps and shivering.
Speaker 4: It is an oven outside.
Speaker 3: Yeah it's not yet, don't get me set the other way.
Speaker 3: And now we're in Antarctic.
Speaker 2: Which is one of those Queenslanders. That's like, right, let's
Speaker 2: make everything like a fridge.
Speaker 5: Anyway, we'll be paying your bills, perhaps your air conditioning
Speaker 5: bill a little later in the show.
Speaker 2: Stay tuned for that.
Speaker 4: You can register on the Nova Place app or will
Speaker 4: give you a chance to ring soon. First though, after
Speaker 4: the kid casino on the weekend, I when I was
Speaker 4: in charge of the kids, my wife was away, I
Speaker 4: let my nine year old spend his entire life savings
Speaker 4: on a secondhand arcade claw machine full size, full size.
Speaker 2: That's awesome. I'm on your side.
Speaker 4: In fact, what have you been doing during the ad break?
Speaker 4: Tell everyone what you've been doing during the ad break?
Speaker 2: Trying to find one we can buy for in here
Speaker 2: on Facebook.
Speaker 4: We can rent you out.
Speaker 3: You are so distracted at the best of times, we
Speaker 3: can't have a core machine.
Speaker 2: An no one as see your opinion. Yeah, week Claus
Speaker 2: not distracted.
Speaker 3: I'll look at the defensive mechanism, kicking even distracted.
Speaker 2: I thought about this show.
Speaker 3: Who would have thought that a claw machine had a
Speaker 3: setting on it where you could make it more?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 2: How make the claw a weekend?
Speaker 3: So hard? He said, he's going to change it depending
Speaker 3: on the guests that are coming over.
Speaker 2: Machine known as the scanners.
Speaker 3: Lawren's coming over with a pis full of one in
Speaker 3: fifty chess going.
Speaker 5: To I'm going to just turn up uninvited, unannounced, so
Speaker 5: he can't change the settings.
Speaker 2: Got him take all his toys.
Speaker 4: So in Mount Waverley, what happened when the kids were
Speaker 4: left with Dad?
Speaker 10: I've got twin boys, and when they were little, I'd
Speaker 10: gone down for a nap and I got up and
Speaker 10: he shaved their heads. We had our family portraits the
Speaker 10: next day.
Speaker 4: The haircuts just in time.
Speaker 2: Oh what did I look.
Speaker 10: The look that little criminals.
Speaker 2: Did he do it because he knew the family portrait
Speaker 2: was coming up.
Speaker 10: I've got no idea why I did it.
Speaker 2: He just didn't think.
Speaker 10: I still don't know.
Speaker 5: That's I mean, I feel like that it comes out
Speaker 5: of we don't have kids. But paulsays, when I'm like,
Speaker 5: what do you do that for you? Qus, I just
Speaker 5: didn't think yeah, And I'm like, what do you mean.
Speaker 4: When I take the kids to the barber I have
Speaker 4: to write down the instructions from my wife so I
Speaker 4: don't come home. And why is it too short? On top?
Speaker 4: And I just read it.
Speaker 5: I just didn't think, all right, Cynthia and Caroline Spring,
Speaker 5: something happened when your kids were left with dad?
Speaker 8: It's correct.
Speaker 9: So I left my kids went out on a girl's dinner.
Speaker 2: I've got twin girls.
Speaker 3: They were probably about maybe seven or eight months old.
Speaker 3: I said to him to put bonjela.
Speaker 7: He says, up.
Speaker 11: Crying or you know, they need something, and he said
Speaker 11: no worries. He called me about an hour later.
Speaker 9: He goes on top me sad, I've put tinnya cream
Speaker 9: in their mouth instead of one.
Speaker 4: Jellabs the gums if they're teeth coming through if you
Speaker 4: got tiny coming through in the gums.
Speaker 2: Oh were they okay?
Speaker 3: They were perfectly fine.
Speaker 9: But the stress he gave me, I'm like, I have
Speaker 9: to come.
Speaker 11: I'm coming down.
Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, we've all wrung poison control? Have you?
Speaker 2: And what do they say?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: No, that one's okay.
Speaker 4: Hey, Jase, good chat again, long time chat?
Speaker 3: Hey you going?
Speaker 2: Oh that's what you are? Oh?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 2: Dad? Sharon in South Range Sharon.
Speaker 9: Hi, morning, guys. I went groceries and did a few
Speaker 9: errands and we had a naughty corner basically, you know,
Speaker 9: when the kids were naughty they went into I came
Speaker 9: home to my son sobbing with all of his chest
Speaker 9: wet from being in the naughty corner for we don't
Speaker 9: know how long, we think about forty five minutes. But
Speaker 9: how do you put him in the naughty corner and
Speaker 9: forgot about him.
Speaker 4: It's pretty pete on himself.
Speaker 9: That he was sobbing so much that all of his
Speaker 9: chest ship was all wet. He has the snots and
Speaker 9: everything was going on. So when I when I got home,
Speaker 9: I had to my husband had to please explain why
Speaker 9: our son was in the naughty corner.
Speaker 2: Seems fair enough. How long are they supposed to be
Speaker 2: there and a half. It was a lot.
Speaker 4: Only in the end of the day you you thought
Speaker 4: about your mistake.
Speaker 2: How long do you sit in the naughty corner? Do
Speaker 2: you have to face that?
Speaker 5: I'm with you, Face out into the corner, face into
Speaker 5: the corner, the corner.
Speaker 9: So if he moved, then we start the clock again.
Speaker 3: Oh, she's running a tight ship.
Speaker 5: Should ship souper and remember that super woman. Was she
Speaker 5: the one that brought in the naughty corner?
Speaker 4: I think so we should try it here with Clint.
Speaker 4: Just put him in the corner every time he's bad
Speaker 4: there all day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we didn't forget about you. You'd be having the
Speaker 2: time you love though. This is a sleep he's offully
Speaker 2: quite in the naughty corner. He's got a two hour
Speaker 2: and nap been put on his standards. It is just God,
Speaker 2: I got about him. Surely if he was crying that much,
Speaker 2: he would have heard him. I don't think that for God.
Speaker 2: I think i'd selective hearing. Can we do a silent
Speaker 2: noughty corner down in that noughty corner?
Speaker 4: Hey, big weak ahead on Friday, We've got tickets for
Speaker 4: you to see this man.
Speaker 2: I know in Oh, he's been getting around Melbourne. Right.
Speaker 4: Have you seen what's written on the bottom of his
Speaker 4: own He's got his own big plane right, and written
Speaker 4: along the bottom of the plane is if you're reading this,
Speaker 4: I've left. That's good gear.
Speaker 5: He has been really getting out and about in Melbourne.
Speaker 5: He's been favorite in Mason Batard.
Speaker 3: Was he also pictured with a few Miss Universe Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, so he had dinner, he had lunch here, apparently
Speaker 2: apparently did a private gig downstairs. I knew someone that.
Speaker 3: Was there down in the in le bar chair.
Speaker 5: It's called downstairs and there's a bunch of like Miss
Speaker 5: Universe contestants or something that happened upstairs, and they're like,
Speaker 5: come on down. I had a friend who is there?
Speaker 5: Not a Miss Universe contestant, right, they're not my friends.
Speaker 5: I looked like their mother picking them up. And they
Speaker 5: said it was amazing. It was very surreal. He s
Speaker 5: he sat on the sat on the little it's a stage,
Speaker 5: but it's like it's like a thirty centimeter like a riser,
Speaker 5: sat on that and just sat in the chair and
Speaker 5: did his thing.
Speaker 2: Wow, did his Highland blaning thing?
Speaker 4: Did he make the moves on them?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: I don't think so.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but it was all phones locked away, everyone's phones
Speaker 5: taken off them, confiscate their phones.
Speaker 2: Locking them.
Speaker 3: If you're one of those Miss Universe.
Speaker 2: Contesting anyone Drake? Will you Mason Baitard with Drake?
Speaker 3: That is the place to go?
Speaker 2: Was it Noboo as well?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah, got the card, but he everyone knows that because
Speaker 5: he uploaded the photos himself.
Speaker 4: Hey, coming up next, guys calling?
Speaker 2: Do you think they were with Drake?
Speaker 3: Do you know what Colleen from Philip Colleen was with Drake?
Speaker 4: Let's just you know, Yeah, let's take a live Hello.
Speaker 4: Is that Colleen? Yeah?
Speaker 7: There are you're going?
Speaker 4: Wait good Colleen, you're on the air live on nov.
Speaker 2: Good morning, Oh, good morning?
Speaker 8: Here are you going?
Speaker 4: What good? How was the Drake?
Speaker 2: Were you at Drake?
Speaker 4: Colleen? Were were you at Drake?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: No, I wish I was.
Speaker 5: So you're not one of the Miss Universe contestants that
Speaker 5: were hanging out with Drake at Maison Batas.
Speaker 7: Oh my god, no, not me.
Speaker 2: You What are you calling for? Colleen?
Speaker 7: I was calling for Roulette. I'm hoping the.
Speaker 4: Sorry Colleen, We're going to be doing it right after
Speaker 4: post malone. I'm going to clear the phone lines.
Speaker 3: Colleen in the sash.
Speaker 4: Do another number Drake thirteen twenty fourteen to get your
Speaker 4: bills paid. Next on over just let's just do a
Speaker 4: peak behind the curtain. Do you know what was happening
Speaker 4: during post War nine? Clint was dancing.
Speaker 2: I saw the dad with.
Speaker 4: His hands and then he looks at me with two
Speaker 4: seconds left on the song goes, you really need a
Speaker 4: bracelet to.
Speaker 2: Match his bracelet.
Speaker 3: I've got a little because apparently all the kids are
Speaker 3: doing it wearing like a little thin bracelet the.
Speaker 4: Kids, the kids do it at your age, that just
Speaker 4: looks like a medical bracelet.
Speaker 2: It does look like you're allergic to penicilla. Jason Lawrens de.
Speaker 4: Ars Ago. We know everyone would have run up huge
Speaker 4: bills over summer. You'd be running up one hell of
Speaker 4: an electricity bill today with tops of thirty nine, got
Speaker 4: the aircon pumping. So all you have to do is
Speaker 4: register those bills by an overplayer app or you can
Speaker 4: give us a ring and we will try and pay
Speaker 4: them for you.
Speaker 5: All right, to get someone on the phone for our
Speaker 5: debt rule A Melissa, good morning, good morning.
Speaker 2: Have you got the bills piling up? Oh?
Speaker 10: I certainly do I have lots of dealers piling up.
Speaker 2: All right, let's see if we can pay some of
Speaker 2: them for you. How this works is you can register
Speaker 2: as many bills as you like, one by one, will
Speaker 2: tap our card and see if they're approved or declined.
Speaker 2: Here is the teck.
Speaker 5: If one gets approved and you go again and that
Speaker 5: one gets declined, you lose it all.
Speaker 4: Melissa. I've just had a look at the list of
Speaker 4: bills that you've given us. We have a car service,
Speaker 4: we've got a bill for rent, and we have a
Speaker 4: solicitor bill to pay for her divorce.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, gosh, what's the You don't need to dive
Speaker 3: into the details, but what's the backstory? Who've been separated for.
Speaker 10: We've been separated for two years and we are going.
Speaker 2: Through a lot of court cases.
Speaker 9: And I'll lot of money.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's you just throw money in the bin getting divorced.
Speaker 4: He talks that long.
Speaker 2: Oh my, it can take like how long is a
Speaker 2: piece of string?
Speaker 9: Really, I've been going for nearly two years now and
Speaker 9: they give me to another year before it's finally.
Speaker 4: Sorry.
Speaker 2: Sorry.
Speaker 5: It's also so stressful and you feel like you can't
Speaker 5: get on with your life.
Speaker 2: Let's let's come on. Do you want to put that
Speaker 2: bill in first? Let's try and let's try it.
Speaker 4: Okay, please, she's a biggie.
Speaker 3: Do you think you were in the wrong?
Speaker 2: Don't answer that, Melia to talk about things in the
Speaker 2: family court. Melissa kicked that one.
Speaker 4: Okay, all right, okay, all right, here we go. This
Speaker 4: is the what have we got? Twelve hundred dollars divorce
Speaker 4: legal bill?
Speaker 2: Come on? Come on, yeah, mate, I would have paid
Speaker 2: that one for you. It is the pits.
Speaker 4: Now, hang on, hang on, hang I knowed you have
Speaker 4: to run out of here. Do you wanna Do you
Speaker 4: want to tap for another bill? However, if it gets declined,
Speaker 4: the divorce bills back on you.
Speaker 9: No, no, no, no, I'm happy to take that.
Speaker 2: Well done, Melissa. Going through divorce is the divorce. Who doesn't.
Speaker 2: Once you apply for a divorce, you want it done
Speaker 2: that day. Mate. Everyone's a different but I got I had,
Speaker 2: no I had, We had a house and no kids
Speaker 2: and it took years.
Speaker 4: Oh did you fight over the cutlery?
Speaker 3: Did you have good cut Were were they fighting?
Speaker 2: I didn't fight over anything. I just took it all.
Speaker 2: I went home one day it was all gone.
Speaker 3: A few things like I was robbed.
Speaker 2: What was left? The barstools that I didn't.
Speaker 3: Want, the pictures on the wall.
Speaker 2: They were taking.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah gone, everything gone. I walked in and I
Speaker 5: was like, okay.
Speaker 2: Really gone. I trace probably gone, didn't look for them.
Speaker 3: Wow, were you there?
Speaker 2: What did I call you to it?
Speaker 3: I can't remember. I've tried to erase it from what
Speaker 3: did you say when she was on the phone.
Speaker 4: I can't eive there's a big echo somewhere empty.
Speaker 5: It was like, come and live in the crisis, Come
Speaker 5: on over. People do lose their minds when you're going
Speaker 5: through a separation, though.
Speaker 4: But by the time you've gotten to that point, no,
Speaker 4: do you make the decision just I can't we just
Speaker 4: speed that along?
Speaker 5: Yes you think so, but no. People get very strange.
Speaker 5: It very possessive over strange things.
Speaker 2: And you don't have to person and you think you're
Speaker 2: a stranger.
Speaker 4: You don't have to well that's the other thing, you
Speaker 4: think you know someone.
Speaker 2: It brings out the worst in people.
Speaker 4: What would you say is the stupidest thing you fought over?
Speaker 2: Like in the divorce a chemist ware house voucher?
Speaker 3: Why are you not chist? How much for?
Speaker 6: And why just go about the back track.
Speaker 3: What was the chemist about?
Speaker 2: People? I can't even remember. I didn't know where it was.
Speaker 2: I was like, I don't have it. I don't have
Speaker 2: the chemist ware house vouch.
Speaker 4: How much was the voucher work?
Speaker 5: I think it was like a thousand dollars. I don't
Speaker 5: even know why we had a thousand dollar chemist ware
Speaker 5: house voucher.
Speaker 3: And the and the barbecue.
Speaker 2: Want the Chemist. I didn't want any of it, but.
Speaker 4: You wanted the Chemist.
Speaker 2: I just didn't know where it was.
Speaker 3: You just wanted to draw a line in the sand.
Speaker 2: No, I didn't know where the Chemist ware House about
Speaker 2: to was.
Speaker 4: You know, just be honest with this. Tell us what
Speaker 4: you used it.
Speaker 2: How much dove can one go.
Speaker 3: Their seances?
Speaker 4: Is a lot of j glow you've got there in
Speaker 4: your new house, Lauren?
Speaker 3: Did we use the.
Speaker 2: Chemist ware house the Chemist about to win? There was
Speaker 2: an argument over and I was like, you can have it,
Speaker 2: but I don't know where it is.
Speaker 4: Was it part of you that was just going to
Speaker 4: buy news with My skin was glowing?
Speaker 2: Oh, I've got all the latest hair gel. If you
Speaker 2: want to come over, I've got it. Backyard dealership, Jelly,
Speaker 2: Are you going to do a thousand dollars. Chemists were house.
Speaker 2: I mean, you'd use it for us. I'd love the
Speaker 2: chemist warehouse about shirt, but I didn't have it. But
Speaker 2: it was a point of contention. Did you know about
Speaker 2: that one clinch?
Speaker 1: Thank you for being.
Speaker 3: That is it?
Speaker 4: We are getting out of here.
Speaker 2: Oh, Melbourne, it's going to be a scorcher.
Speaker 3: I don't want to hear. Oh, it's so hot. I
Speaker 3: love something about it. It is hot, you know, I
Speaker 3: don't want to hear.
Speaker 4: If you want me, I'll be in the little kitchenette
Speaker 4: here at Nover because they packed the freezer with of course.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 2: No, I'm loving this warm weather like it warms you.
Speaker 3: What are you going to do today?
Speaker 4: Because I'll check in on the oldies too in this heat. Yes,
Speaker 4: I'll give you a ring.
Speaker 3: The Lauren and I. Tomorrow on the show, I'm going
Speaker 3: to talk about fats because we've been doing some cookie
Speaker 3: stuff because.
Speaker 5: Saying we're on the health ky and when you're on
Speaker 5: a health kick, I find that I'm a snackout. So
Speaker 5: I need to find things to do during the day
Speaker 5: to not be home or to not think about food.
Speaker 2: And everywhere you go the food good, delicious, food, delicious,
Speaker 2: cheese boards in the light.
Speaker 4: When your partner take dibstraction, when you go to the supermarket.
Speaker 4: Now you need to go to the confection re free checkout.
Speaker 4: It's just magazine.
Speaker 2: I can't go to the supermarket. Yeah, of course, I said,
Speaker 2: I want it all.
Speaker 4: We're out of here. She's getting angry. We'll see tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Bye, Lauren.
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