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Speaker 1: First dates, guys, I remember, I mean, we all go

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Speaker 1: I did do it. I did do a Yum Chart.

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Speaker 2: One time for a date, just in all you can

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Speaker 2: eat romantic, but roman was my favorite.

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Speaker 3: It's romantic for you with the girl.

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Speaker 1: Not there making love to a dumpling. And there was

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Speaker 1: a restaurant called Silky Apple, and I just laugh.

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Speaker 3: What a crap name are you got to do with

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Speaker 3: yum chart?

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Speaker 1: Just a silky Apple. It's a Chinese tradition.

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Speaker 4: No, it's not.

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Speaker 3: You just made that up a tradition.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, That's all that was the name of the restaurant.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I remember one of Tommy's first dates ended

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Speaker 1: in disaster, the effect that he had on the woman.

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Speaker 5: She loses control of her vow. I'm not sure why.

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Speaker 3: Is that what you would?

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Speaker 6: Would you suggest we're prepping before the shit whispering three

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Speaker 3: And I hear it one more time.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, very funny.

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Speaker 2: Part of it's quoting me a quote face is not

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Speaker 1: It's just a sprinkle of love. Mate. I remember falling

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Speaker 1: asleep on a toilet on a date. Tommy, you were

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Speaker 1: you were across that one too.

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Speaker 3: Yes.

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Speaker 1: I went out for dinner and the next thing you know,

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Speaker 1: I'd gone to the bathroom, but then I pulled out

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Speaker 1: my phone and I fell asleep on the toilet. Disaster.

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Speaker 3: Can you fall asleep?

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Speaker 1: Stuffed?

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Speaker 3: Mate?

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Speaker 1: Just tired, probably hitting it for a bit, couple of

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Speaker 3: What a catch coming knock from the door.

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Speaker 1: A couple of people here have spoken about their ugly

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Speaker 1: first dates. One goes on to talk about how, in

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Speaker 1: the first thirty minutes the guy told me how he

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Speaker 1: couldn't perform in the bedroom because of his depression meds

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Speaker 3: What do you mean, hey, you put it there, fist pump, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: that's weird.

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Speaker 1: You are the girl for me, man, I can't do

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Speaker 1: it in the bedroom and my makeup might come off.

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Speaker 1: But put it there because I reckon, I'm better win here.

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Speaker 1: What else have we got here? Another one also assumed

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Speaker 1: that they'd be getting it on. His mum rang during

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Speaker 1: I can't talk right now because I'm on a date

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Speaker 1: and I'm pretty sure I'm going to get laid later.

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Speaker 1: He then winked at her, surely he was taking She left.

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Speaker 2: So I told you that first date that I went

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Speaker 2: and she said, yeah, I got mixed up with the

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Speaker 2: wrong crowd. My boyfriend that I was with for four years.

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Speaker 2: He was a dealer and he a major importer. And

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Speaker 2: I said, oh gosh, where's he now? And she said

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Speaker 1: Sounds like time to hook up with you.

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Speaker 7: I think I was another fist pumpum My cousin went

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Speaker 7: It's fine, and he goes, oh, no, I tend to

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Speaker 7: get abusive after a few drinks, then ordered some drinks.

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Speaker 3: She's like, I don't think this relationship's gonna work. She's

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Speaker 1: One person here has also said I got thirty seven

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Speaker 1: messages in twenty minutes. That's when I knew it wasn't

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Speaker 1: right to move forward. Another guy bought out an astrology

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Speaker 1: the evening they were about to have another one from Australia.

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Speaker 1: How's this from Australia? Yeah, points out in the article

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Speaker 1: her name, Joe and Lee's no, no, that's very good, says.

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Speaker 2: Bronchie and falcon Bridge. What happened on your first date? Brontie?

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Speaker 8: He picked me up from my house and we went

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Speaker 8: to ice Fly in Penra. Yeah, funny and here I

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Speaker 5: Do you think maybe he was afraid Brontie once he

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Speaker 1: That's expensive.

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Speaker 8: No, he's a very confident guy. And yeah, look, I

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Speaker 8: don't know why we didn't. He's very strange.

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Speaker 3: What tonight, Let's go to I Fly and watch other.

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Speaker 5: People saw it in action and panic.

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Speaker 3: Going to Jamberoo is watching people going to Jamberoo at

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Speaker 1: Yeah, a pretty similar thing. Then that's rude, man. A

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Speaker 1: lot of people have fun there.

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Speaker 3: Great place to go.

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Speaker 1: So this guy is on Bumble. Now I don't know

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Speaker 1: understand how Bumble works in the actual techn the technology

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Speaker 1: function of the app. But this guy who goes under

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Speaker 1: the name of British Will, he decided to send a

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Speaker 1: was wondering if you're still single? Problem with what will? Did?

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Speaker 1: He sent it to fourteen girls when he was hoping

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Speaker 3: Do you know what?

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Speaker 2: It's amazing Brown Cardigan likes to put up these videos

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Speaker 2: guys on train. Yeah, when they get on, they just

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Speaker 2: on tindering that they just they're swiping right the whole time,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so the odds are even higher for them.

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Speaker 6: It's so desperate.

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Speaker 3: They can swipe right to one hundred girls and maybe

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Speaker 3: one goes you. They're a happy man.

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Speaker 2: You seem just swiping as quick as I can to

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Speaker 3: It's not Pokemon guy.

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Speaker 7: That's one of the fundamental differences with guys and girls

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Speaker 7: on that app. Guys will swipe everyone to see who

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Speaker 7: comes back and then assess, whereas a girl will assess

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Speaker 7: every profile and whether or not they'll give it a year.

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Speaker 1: Because the first replay gut was did you just send

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Speaker 1: this to fourteen girls at once? First comment after that,

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Speaker 1: I went on a date with him. He totally catfished me.

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Speaker 1: Then it goes on. I never met up with him either.

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Speaker 1: He stalked me for months. This is where it's a

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Speaker 1: good community, like, yeah, don't they And I ended up

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Speaker 1: getting together. I'd love to meet you girls. Thanks British

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Speaker 1: Will for connecting us. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: See trip advisor. Is that where you can just write

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Speaker 5: Imagine if you could live reviews on profile. That's actually

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Speaker 5: a really good idea.

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Speaker 3: It is.

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Speaker 1: Well, there was a website my mate ended up on

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Speaker 1: called don't gate It, don't date himgirl dot com.

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Speaker 5: But there should be a spot for good reviews, like

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Speaker 5: I went on a handful of dates. Remember with the

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Speaker 5: guy who worked for Disney and he used to in

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Speaker 5: all the texts in his language show you the mo Yeah,

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Speaker 5: and he was lovely. I would have recommended him to anyone.

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Speaker 5: I didn't want to date it, but he was a

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Speaker 5: great guy. I'd have written a five star review. I

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Speaker 5: give this guy five stars, five stars, good kisser.

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Speaker 8: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Is there a dating app that doesn't involve a profile

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Speaker 1: pick because you know what you're talking about, the group

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Speaker 1: where it just becomes a numbers game for any guy

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Speaker 1: that's suggesting it doesn't matter what the girl looks like.

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Speaker 1: He just wants to meet someone.

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Speaker 3: Sign that. Well, if it was based on.

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Speaker 1: Reviews, right, went on a date with this cracking bloke,

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Speaker 3: Would you be let down? Sounds amazing?

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Speaker 1: Could be like that question we always ask when we're

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Speaker 1: talking to somebody on the phone in reference to dating,

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Speaker 1: what celebrity do you look like? You know what I mean?

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Speaker 3: Every person that we've had on as they don't look well.

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Speaker 3: Would you write a celebrity.

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Speaker 1: John Travolta, Well, I went and watched.

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Speaker 2: A Jason Stathan movie on the weekend.

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Speaker 3: You're not You're not Jason beds before.

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Speaker 1: Come on, mate, Peter.

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Speaker 3: Garrett, you know that no other option. That's pretty good.

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Speaker 1: A war that raged last night at our place. I'm

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Speaker 1: sure you've had the same fight. I'm sure everybody has

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Speaker 1: the same fight. My wife does the clothes wash. That

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Speaker 1: put Francesca's socks in the washing machine. That will get

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Speaker 1: stuck in the piping of the washing machine. Once a month.

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Speaker 1: just see this bbbbp bbb bepbb bit and the thing

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Speaker 1: is jammed again, blocked Era twenty three, just flashing on

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Speaker 1: the screen. So, honey, do you have you been putting

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Speaker 1: the socks? You've been putting the baby socks in bag

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Speaker 1: like you said you would. No, I haven't, sorry about that. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Well then I'll flood the laundry again because of this.

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Speaker 1: So the conversation last night was whose responsibility is it

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Speaker 1: she had a crack at me because in the new

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Speaker 1: the collars. You have to take those out, apparently, So

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Speaker 1: so this was my funt. I said, no, no, no, no, no.

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Speaker 1: Anything that lands in that laundry your job. Anything that

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Speaker 1: lands in the bins my job.

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Speaker 5: Your job seems a bit lackluster. Not really dragging the

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Speaker 5: bins out onto the street.

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Speaker 1: Not that, not just that says I'm the one that

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Speaker 1: takes out the recycling. Threw out two bins onto the street.

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Speaker 1: We've got four bins in our kitchen. I've got to

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Speaker 1: double bag them. The whole time, I'm bagging it non stop.

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Speaker 1: I'm doing I'm doing the main rubbish and I'm doing

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Speaker 1: the recycles. Well, you're working so hard, what do you

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Speaker 1: need it not?

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Speaker 5: All heroes wear caps, and I'm doing it.

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Speaker 1: And then Wednesday night, tonight, midnight, everybody, I'm taking the

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Speaker 5: This is your worst day in the week.

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Speaker 1: it's the person's preparation before they put their washing exactly

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Speaker 5: A little bit both, it's not take them out, she

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Speaker 3: Do you do your own washing? No?

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Speaker 1: No, no, But she handles all the washing, so when

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Speaker 2: If you're so bedantic about it, I think you need

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you'd.

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Speaker 5: Come with us on the journey.

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Speaker 2: Need to make the effort if you're so worried about it,

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Speaker 1: Tommy, it's a shocker for it. You get told off.

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Speaker 6: My wife didn't talk to me for like a whole

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Speaker 5: But they only go they only go into a tight

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Speaker 1: They don't not always all over the kit.

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Speaker 2: It's as easy as just before you throw it into

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Speaker 3: Takes your checking.

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Speaker 1: No, you don't do that.

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Speaker 5: I opened the dish washing said there was money sitting

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Speaker 1: Someone put money in their glass? Oh the washing machine? No,

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Speaker 5: So did I say, dishwasher?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, And there was cash sitting there, and I thought, boom,

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Speaker 1: Doing the low Who does the washing?

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Speaker 5: Well, it's always made.

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Speaker 1: Because you should have checked the pockets.

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Speaker 2: Well, I still want the one thing that I like

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Speaker 3: What do you like?

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Speaker 2: And I hang them out on the line. I don't

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Speaker 5: You just know that it's been done right. And your

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Speaker 5: toss it all in together.

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Speaker 1: If some would call washing my time on you, I

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Speaker 1: mean I'm wrapped. If I open a drawer and there's

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Speaker 1: That's my time. It's a very brief moment. What do

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Speaker 1: you mean, Well, if it's all done for me, then

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Speaker 1: that's what I want. Like, that's heaven to me. If

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Speaker 1: I look in my carpbeard and there's a fresh pile

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Speaker 5: Because you're so, is he doing the bin?

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Speaker 1: Like when Lisa cooks dinner and she says, oh, sorry

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Speaker 1: I will never ever complain. I don't care what it

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Speaker 3: You'll have a crack at.

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Speaker 1: The washing of the clothes, Well, it just needs to

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Speaker 1: be hurt. You've got to recognize your job. And when

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Speaker 1: you take on the job, you take it on.

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Speaker 5: I wouldn't double down. Recognize your job.

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Speaker 1: She's not a clean she's not and I'm not a

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Speaker 1: garbo either, say but we gotta lift our weight. We've

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Speaker 3: You don't put the garbage bin into the Hey.

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Speaker 1: We've got four bins I've got to take out too,

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Speaker 1: Not like tonight, there's ten minutes in doing the garbage

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Speaker 1: on a Wednesday night. There is it's massive.

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Speaker 2: So you've got your normal rubbish recycling, you've got paper

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Speaker 2: and then you got you got fine china.

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Speaker 1: No, this is on to track this man down. And

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Speaker 1: La before COVID hit he's on Master Chef. At the

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Speaker 1: moment he joins us right now, Curtis started, Welcome to

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Speaker 1: the show, buddy, how you been?

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Speaker 9: What is going on?

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Speaker 1: We don't know, to be honest, been weird week and Curtis,

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Speaker 1: I was set the challenge this week. I don't know

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Speaker 1: if you've ever heard of any records like this, but

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Speaker 1: to try and need one hundred dumplings in one hundred minutes?

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Speaker 3: Oh man, as a shift?

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Speaker 2: Would you you'd hate these eating challenges as a shift?

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Speaker 2: You know that Joey chestnut blake that knocks off about

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Speaker 2: eighty hot dogs at one go, Curtis.

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Speaker 9: I've seen it. I'm so disgusted watching it. I can't

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Speaker 9: even I mean, not much sense my stomach. And you

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Speaker 9: could ask me a witchity grab and it wouldn't bother me.

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Speaker 9: The idea of stuff in hot dogs and they get

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Speaker 9: water and yeah, water weird.

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Speaker 1: Don't dip your buns in water.

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Speaker 3: Well with the thing.

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Speaker 2: He made a mistake this week, Curtis, because he loves

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Speaker 2: dumpling so much, so this is why we had this challenge. Unfortunately,

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Speaker 2: I think it may have scarred him for the rest

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Speaker 3: I don't think he can go near another dumpling.

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Speaker 9: Curtis. Oh no, that's terrible. You've taken a wonderful thing.

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Speaker 9: If you've destroyed it.

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Speaker 1: Well, you know what I mean. Everybody growing up I

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Speaker 1: for me it was Southern comfort. I will never ever

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Speaker 1: touch that again. Is there a food or drink from

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Speaker 1: your youth where you maybe got to involve, Curtis and

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Speaker 1: you could never ever have it again.

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Speaker 9: Now, there might have been an Irish cream incident my youth.

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Speaker 9: There just might have been a mixture of things ending

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Speaker 9: in that delicious drink, Oh Irish cream, And every time

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Speaker 9: I smell it, just you know, even thirty five years on.

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Speaker 3: That horrible evening, Mate, you're on Master Chief this Sunday night.

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Speaker 3: It's so good to watch these.

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Speaker 2: I mean, there's so many young cheffs that you know,

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Speaker 3: Can we take you back to when you.

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Speaker 2: That pressure cooker situation, Because we've been to your restaurant

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Speaker 2: over in la I can see you being a great

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Speaker 2: well a great boss to be around in the kitchen.

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Speaker 2: But you know what we look at also, Gordon Ramseys

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Speaker 2: your markets, isn't it? Marco, Pierre White's there. It's really

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Speaker 2: really tough in kitchen. Did you who did you learn from?

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Speaker 2: Did you have some really harsh, sort of inspiring people

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Speaker 9: Curtis, I did you know? I worked for Marco for

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Speaker 9: almost ten years, and you know, he was an incredible boss.

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Speaker 9: He taught me a crazy amount, but he was very,

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Speaker 9: very tough in the kitchen, but he was fair, you know,

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Speaker 9: like he just didn't take any nonsense. There's another guy

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Speaker 9: named Charlie Rushman who was pretty crazy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 9: I had my fair share of matters in the kitchen, which,

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Speaker 9: to be honest, I kind of really enjoyed it. You know,

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Speaker 9: there was something about am I going to make it

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Speaker 2: I really like, can you remember what's your biggest blow up?

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Speaker 2: Can you remember the biggest blow up that you got

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Speaker 9: Yes, food would go flying around the kitchen.

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Speaker 3: Wow.

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Speaker 9: Things would get thrown, little dishes would get thrown. I

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Speaker 9: remember one night I was, you know, as a line

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Speaker 9: I can just remember thinking I would love to do

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Speaker 1: Hey, Curtis, we're off here now, mate, so you can

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Speaker 1: tell us openly and honestly, how are you going with

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Speaker 1: the negotiations with your wife and family to come back

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Speaker 9: Losing again.

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Speaker 2: Television show in that is coming home.

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Speaker 9: You know the craziest part. Every time I get asked

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Speaker 9: home and my mum rings me at this point, how

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Speaker 9: dare you? How dare you? You know you're not coming home?

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Speaker 9: You're playing with my emotions. Oh no, mom, I copper

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Speaker 9: from my wife. It's not.

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Speaker 3: Well mate.

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Speaker 2: It's always great to get you on the show. Appreciate

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Speaker 2: it made it, Thanks you guys.

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Speaker 9: Nice chat.

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Speaker 1: Ye, but it's.

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Speaker 3: Until he really loves it.

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Speaker 6: Yes, whose dad has this secret hidden passed?

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Speaker 3: Are you ready?

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Speaker 2: Man?

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Speaker 7: Lindon says, whatever it is, I bet it's fits his dad.

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Speaker 6: Yes, whose dad was a strapping young man who never

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Speaker 6: liked people stopping him from having a good time?

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Speaker 3: Rules.

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Speaker 6: Yes, he loved life, this strapping young man, but he

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Speaker 6: finding work was particularly tough for one of your dads,

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Speaker 6: so he decided to join the army because he was.

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Speaker 3: Born to be wild.

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Speaker 6: Yeah standard excitement, Oh yes, what an honor. The uniform,

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Speaker 6: the responsibility, the camaraderie with he and the army.

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Speaker 3: People military men dot Com not that website.

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Speaker 2: That is different if anyone's had military history in the.

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Speaker 6: Spoken about my grandpa.

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Speaker 1: Interesting, Sarah giving a bit of a clue. I think

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Speaker 5: My grandpa.

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Speaker 6: However, not long after joining the army, one of your

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Speaker 6: Now yes, now, what's heart cheese? Yes? Now, well one

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Speaker 6: hundred and eighty is what he did. Because for many

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Speaker 6: that would be a moment of pride, but sadly not

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Speaker 6: and decided that fighting was not for him. So he

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Speaker 6: came up with a cunning plan. When it came to

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Speaker 6: he actually drank a whole can of condensed milk. Was

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Speaker 2: So it would he'd have diabetes exactly so it would

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Speaker 6: He apparently condensed milking to learn that. Who but even

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Speaker 6: he went even above and beyond that milky bar kid.

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Speaker 6: He also told the doctors that his right shoulder was

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Speaker 6: He didn't pass the medical and was sent home in disgraced.

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Speaker 1: A very funny tummy with the condensed milk for quite

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Speaker 1: a while.

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Speaker 6: He then, of course caught the first planet to Barcelona

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Speaker 6: for the and.

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Speaker 1: We all know how that story.

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Speaker 6: Of a big rest of woman from Melbourne Barcelona. That's

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Speaker 6: my mum. So yeah, who's known you that?

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Speaker 7: I can tell you right now that Robert de Group

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Speaker 7: would have just had naturally high blood sugar and probably

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Speaker 7: type two diabetes at the nickname Porky for us.

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Speaker 3: So it's not your old man have was he? No,

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Speaker 3: he was just a fat glass was wearing Rob.

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Speaker 2: Rob had a very colorful past. Some of the stories

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Speaker 2: has been amazing. There could be a bit of a

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Speaker 2: military history there for Rob military men.

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Speaker 1: I think if there was a military history of this

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Speaker 1: story would have surfaced. If it was Mick Fitzgerald, who

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Speaker 1: is famous on this show. I'm going to lock in

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Speaker 1: Dave mcgilfrey.

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Speaker 5: Okay, I think Dad would have if he could have

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Speaker 5: sort of thing. But Dad is younger than all of

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Speaker 5: your dads.

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Speaker 1: I haven't told your dad.

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Speaker 5: It's only early sixties.

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Speaker 3: A lot of.

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Speaker 6: People in some ways, Dad, what I tell you Johnny

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Speaker 6: could pull out.

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Speaker 3: I suppose what I.

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Speaker 1: Can tell you is john was called up for the

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Speaker 1: army and didn't pass the fitness test because he's an asthmatic.

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Speaker 5: That's pretty much the story.

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Speaker 1: No is just you can't go if you're an asthmatic.

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Speaker 1: That was that was for That was for the oh seriously,

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Speaker 1: sixty seventy three.

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Speaker 3: John, Mick Fitzture.

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Speaker 6: I'm going to go, Ma, I'm gonna go make Meg

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Speaker 6: and locking.

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Speaker 3: I'm going to go the Witfully clan.

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Speaker 7: They're military men.

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Speaker 6: All right, Well, there we go. Well, the dadding question

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Speaker 6: is on the line, now, Dan, reveal yourself.

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Speaker 1: It's Mick. You didn't need to go and fight because

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Speaker 1: you had enough punch on on the sideline at the

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Speaker 1: footy club, didn't you. You're already fighting.

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Speaker 2: The magnificent cow stepanov Is in the studio. Maddie de

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Speaker 2: Great a little bit nervous. It's time for the.

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Speaker 1: Headline wells to read out headliness and again right sometimes

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Speaker 1: Blue Baker.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, one of the first things I ever bought.

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Speaker 6: You get cooler by the mill.

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Speaker 1: Is about to rip his fine well metaphorically.

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Speaker 3: Some headline, the headline off.

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Speaker 2: MDG, you go first, you show car how to do it.

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Speaker 2: I'll give you a topical story. You give us your

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Speaker 2: best headline. First story. Angry shopper leaves furious message on

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Speaker 2: an inconsiderate drivers one hundred thousand dollars Tesla. Angry shopper

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Speaker 2: leaves a message on a Tesla best headline.

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Speaker 7: Hitting a car should leave you embarrassed, but not more

504
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Speaker 7: than a grown man driving a yarrow.

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Speaker 1: Feels a little bit direct.

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Speaker 3: It's wrong with a Yarra.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, chart's beautiful twenty ten model. If you're interested or.

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Speaker 3: Run maybe.

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Speaker 1: I don't think he's interested.

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Speaker 4: I got a land Cruise there, run out, brother, got

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Speaker 4: Arris Carlos best headline, Off you go.

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Speaker 10: If a useless Tesla driver leaves you in anger, remember

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Speaker 10: if they're driving a Tesla, they're probably a wanker.

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Speaker 3: It's not.

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Speaker 5: I don't like I don't like sledges against Tommy.

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Speaker 6: So first one.

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Speaker 2: Calous feedback noted, all right, Carlos, you're going first here

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Speaker 2: on this one.

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Speaker 3: Retiring cleaner leaves poignant note to aggressive and cruel boss.

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Speaker 2: Retiring cleaner leaves a note to an aggressive and cruel boss.

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Speaker 2: Best headline, Carlos.

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Speaker 10: Cleana leaves a verbal mess on his way out. But

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Speaker 10: that's nothing compared to what Fitz left in every room

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Speaker 10: of his ex girlfriend town.

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Speaker 3: Sorry, mate, I'm sorry. How did you know about that?

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Speaker 1: Everyone knows he is inspired.

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Speaker 7: Headline being shown the door would bring you the blues.

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Speaker 7: At least you don't have to work on Sky News.

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Speaker 1: They made that joke when he was here.

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Speaker 3: Last week.

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Speaker 1: Shot very, you're a bit on the nose.

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Speaker 5: I'll give it to the group.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it feels tactical.

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Speaker 3: Alright, alright, here we go, Final one, tiebreak. Who's going

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Speaker 3: to win this one? Final one? Matt dgreet you go first.

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Speaker 3: Last story.

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Speaker 2: There's a professional bridesmaid who has paid eight thousand dollars

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Speaker 2: to attend weddings.

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Speaker 3: She gets eight green just to be a bridesmaid. Always

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Speaker 3: the bridesmaid.

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Speaker 7: Second place in waiting sounds like sunrise in the TV rating.

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Speaker 1: That is right on.

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Speaker 10: Being paid to love someone's sure wouldn't be easy. And

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Speaker 10: that's why I have so much respect for Lisa Whipley.

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Speaker 1: I have a lot of respect too. With mother's dade coming.

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Speaker 3: Up, she should have dropped, donkey, what are you talking about?

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Speaker 5: You've seen his bank account that it.

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Speaker 1: Doesn't make any sense here, and you know we're both

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Speaker 1: beautiful together. I have seen and we are a dirty

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Speaker 1: flow bank account.

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Speaker 6: What are you going to be the winter?

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Speaker 3: That was a big say she's sweating like a pig face.

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Speaker 1: Coming in.

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Speaker 3: It was historically was dogs. Just love dogs.

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Speaker 2: They're the best companions all the time. So you're going

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Speaker 2: to love this last night, I love this. Finally, the

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Speaker 2: breeder that we bought, beast Off sent through the photos

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Speaker 2: of Beasties mom and dad.

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Speaker 1: Cute.

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Speaker 3: I love this.

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Speaker 2: I looked like Lenny was holding up so there's beast

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Speaker 2: his dad looks like Beastie.

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Speaker 3: And there's beast his mum.

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Speaker 2: And Lenny had my phone and was trying to put

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Speaker 2: it up the beast his face, going, look, can you

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Speaker 2: recognize your mom?

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Speaker 3: That's your mom? Awesome, my mom.

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Speaker 5: I did that to Winny all the time because we

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Speaker 5: have the photo of his parents too.

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Speaker 2: It's cute, it's a nice idea, though, said the mom

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Speaker 2: and dad dogs are so smart, they're the best companions.

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Speaker 3: Have you got any dogs talking in there as well?

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Speaker 3: And I love these stuffies.

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Speaker 1: I love you claim that is not funny. We don't

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Speaker 1: want them to be human, but when they act like humans,

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Speaker 1: we go, oh my god, that's amazing. Is that awesome?

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Speaker 3: What do you mean we don't want them to be human?

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Speaker 1: You never want your dog to be a human.

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Speaker 3: That's the dogs.

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Speaker 2: This is okay, this is going to blow your mind. So,

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Speaker 2: while there are plenty of anatomical differences between dogs and humans,

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Speaker 2: they've worked out that our limbs are surprisingly similar. For example,

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Speaker 2: both our legs and the high legs of a dog

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Speaker 2: have knees accompanied by a cap on them, a knee

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Speaker 2: cap that leads up to a balling socket hip joint.

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Speaker 3: Our arms and dogs front.

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Speaker 2: Legs are also very alike, so much so that there

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Speaker 2: is an argument that the front legs of a dog

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Speaker 2: are actually arms.

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Speaker 3: The dogs.

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Speaker 2: With evolution over the years, dogs actually may have started

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Speaker 2: on their legs.

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Speaker 5: Seen those videos walking the streets, dogs were.

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Speaker 3: Not walking it up.

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Speaker 1: It didn't happen.

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Speaker 2: It did not happen, and they could come up with

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Speaker 2: their arm and give me a treat.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so you're suggesting in reverse that humans could end

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Speaker 1: up walking on their hands. So we won't go back

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Speaker 1: the other wise, said the gorilla. But you also say

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Speaker 1: we came from dogs. They say we came from the

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Speaker 1: initial wall.

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Speaker 3: No, we didn't come from dogs.

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Speaker 1: They do if if you look at the evolution, yes,

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Speaker 1: that was where we ended. That was the closest evolution

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Speaker 1: that we have. But if you go back to it,

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Speaker 1: we came from dogs, is what they say.

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Speaker 5: No, ape turn into a human.

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Speaker 1: I don't know, Sarah, that's really weird. I know.

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Speaker 7: Give the man some glasses and you'll think he's a professor.

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Speaker 1: I read the theory of evolution.

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Speaker 3: I've read that one.

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Speaker 1: And they go on to talk about, Oh boy, the

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Speaker 1: only example of evolution that you can have that you

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Speaker 1: will see in a lifetime that they say that's actually

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Speaker 1: visible is elephants and their tusks, because the larger ones

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Speaker 1: have been killed for their tusks, and therefore the breeding

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Speaker 1: is only with the smaller tusks, and therefore elephant tusks

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Speaker 1: are becoming smaller. So that's the only sort of evolution

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Speaker 1: you can see in the span of eight years.

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Speaker 5: Big tusk, but then the new elephant wouldn't that just

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Speaker 5: grow big?

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Speaker 2: But they're not breeding because the big ones are being shot.

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Speaker 2: See look, I don't know, sorry about it. You've seen

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Speaker 2: a documentary read dogs were not getting round on top?

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Speaker 2: See this is what okay with this theory now? And

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Speaker 2: I'm surprised if well you do. See there are some

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Speaker 2: very smart dogs where their trainers clever train them to

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Speaker 2: get up on their back left.

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Speaker 5: They can dance because they put their hands on your shoulders.

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Speaker 1: And then you sway, would.

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Speaker 2: You train a dog from a very young age and

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Speaker 2: this would be a big effort to walk around on

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Speaker 2: its hindly yes, and learn how to walk like that

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Speaker 2: full time?

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Speaker 1: I'm sure you could, but it would not be a

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Speaker 1: natural thing for a.

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Speaker 5: Dog to do well, not at first, but then it

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Speaker 5: becomes naturally and then the dogs are one of us.

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Speaker 3: And we can drive cars, and then they start talking.

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Speaker 5: And they can get their own food.

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Speaker 1: Dogs picking me up at five o'clock because I'm having

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Speaker 1: a couple of beers today with this show is a

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